Mid-Morning Art Thread

Los Israelitas Celebrando La Pascua
Juan Antonio de Frías y Escalante

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 St!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 09:30 AM (CaljU)

2 I blinked and it was back.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at April 01, 2026 09:31 AM (Q/FnY)

3 Hotfoot!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 01, 2026 09:31 AM (Kt19C)

4 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 09:31 AM (CaljU)

5 Leggo my Eggo!

Posted by: Common Tater at April 01, 2026 09:31 AM (gxIQr)

6 The people were hangry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at April 01, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)

7 An action piece.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2026 09:32 AM (bss/y)

8 Everyone fighting over the last slice.

Nicely dramatic and very well detailed. A bit dark overall but not overly so.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 01, 2026 09:32 AM (CHHv1)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

10 Kid in the foreground is making s'mores.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 01, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

11 At first glance I thought they were stirring a big pot of puppy stew.

Moar coffee!

Posted by: muldoon at April 01, 2026 09:33 AM (qgHp7)

12 A lot of weaponry around that table.

Better not try to steal a morsel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

13 I'm guessing that's not a ham.

Posted by: huerfano at April 01, 2026 09:33 AM (98kQX)

14 The Israelites celebrate the... Passover? What is Pascua?

Passover.

Why are they all waving sticks?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2026 09:33 AM (bss/y)

15 Hotfoot!
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 01, 2026 09:31 AM (Kt19C)

OOH! Ahh! Ouch!!!

I hate when I do that.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

16 Hope they ask the waiter for separate checks.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 01, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)

17 Bless us, O' Lord, for these thy gifts......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

18 >>Why are they all waving sticks?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2026 09:33 AM

The chef will be bringing out the fondue soon.

Posted by: huerfano at April 01, 2026 09:35 AM (98kQX)

19 what am I looking at

Posted by: Don Black at April 01, 2026 09:35 AM (ZxPkt)

20 Good, not great.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at April 01, 2026 09:35 AM (DgMqy)

21 Why are they all waving sticks?"

"I am NOT touching your staff!"

Posted by: man at April 01, 2026 09:35 AM (XuXeR)

22 So many people jammed into so little space.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 01, 2026 09:36 AM (KVlOi)

23 Are they having pork chops?

Posted by: dantesed at April 01, 2026 09:37 AM (Oy/m2)

24 Not much info on this artist in Wikipedia other than he died young and was known for his religious paintings.

Posted by: Tuna at April 01, 2026 09:37 AM (lJ0H4)

25 Gimme dat brisket!

Posted by: Delurker at April 01, 2026 09:37 AM (gtcuf)

26 This painting is in need of repair.

Posted by: Because it's Baroque at April 01, 2026 09:38 AM (2Ez/1)

27 They're foreigners eating with their hands. Deport them all!

Posted by: Based Take at April 01, 2026 09:38 AM (JCZqz)

28 Little guy in the foreground has some serious Popeye forearms.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 09:38 AM (bFu5X)

29 Kid with the Popeye forearm looks "special."

Posted by: Delurker at April 01, 2026 09:39 AM (gtcuf)

30 It's. . . fine, I guess?
For some reason, not connecting with this.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2026 09:39 AM (Suwql)

31 Where does the word Passover come from?

Posted by: Pop quiz at April 01, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

32 So many people jammed into so little space.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 01, 2026 09:36 AM (KVlOi)

Fat guy in a little coat........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

33 Dude playing with the fire is going to wet the bed tonight.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 01, 2026 09:40 AM (AkEZC)

34 Little guy in the foreground has some serious Popeye forearms.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 09:38 AM (bFu5X)
******
And Jazz hands.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 01, 2026 09:40 AM (NpAcC)

35 The guy in the blue on the left always manages to be in the bathroom or "needs to take a phone call" when the check comes.

Posted by: Lousy Tipper, Too at April 01, 2026 09:40 AM (paPdW)

36 Where does the word Passover come from?
Posted by: Pop quiz at April 01, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

My childhood when they were picking teams?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

37 Looking at that head, it appears the artist had obviously never seen a real roasted lamb come off a spit before.

Damn. Now I want roast lamb and I can't have any until Easter.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 09:41 AM (bFu5X)

38 Guy in the front is warming his bone.

Heh heh. Heh heh.

Posted by: Delurker at April 01, 2026 09:41 AM (gtcuf)

39 I get the feeling the lamb is not really feeling the Passover celebration.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2026 09:41 AM (Riz8t)

40 The guy in the red tunic looks like he's missing a leg.

Posted by: dantesed at April 01, 2026 09:41 AM (Oy/m2)

41 28 Little guy in the foreground has some serious Popeye forearms.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 09:38 AM (bFu5X)

29 Kid with the Popeye forearm looks "special."
Posted by: Delurker at April 01, 2026 09:39 AM (gtcuf)

Hordemind is real and it's spectacular.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:41 AM (Zz0t1)

42 Where does the word Passover come from?
Posted by: Pop quiz at April 01, 2026 09:39 AM (2Ez/1)

My childhood when they were picking teams?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:41 AM

My athletic brother!

*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 09:42 AM (bFu5X)

43 Couple of them don't even look Jewish.

Posted by: Shabbos Goy at April 01, 2026 09:42 AM (paPdW)

44
My athletic brother!

*fistbump*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 09:42 AM (bFu5X)

*fistbump*

Fam......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

45 The guy in the red tunic looks like he's missing a leg.

The right foot is behind the brazier, but the left one sort of fades into the distance.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2026 09:42 AM (Riz8t)

46 Couple of them don't even look Jewish.

Oh, and what are we "supposed" to look like, huh?

Posted by: Zombie Sammy Davis Jr. at April 01, 2026 09:43 AM (Riz8t)

47 The right foot is behind the brazier, but the left one sort of fades into the distance.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 01, 2026 09:42 AM (Riz8t)

Wait....there's boobs?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

48 What's up with the midget in the forefront with the Schwarzenegger forearms?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2026 09:44 AM (sUjod)

49 "Guy in the front is warming his bone."

----
Is that what you kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: Grandpa Simpson at April 01, 2026 09:44 AM (2Ez/1)

50 Every arm displayed is ripped.

I'm guessing they don't spend a majority of their time playing Call of Duty online and trying to become an internet influencer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)

51 The right foot is behind the brazier, but the left one sort of fades into the distance.
Posted by: Archimedes

What's up with the dude in blue on the left with painted toenails?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2026 09:46 AM (sUjod)

52 We're all Jewish. But, some of our wives are Shrewish.

Posted by: Los Israelitas at April 01, 2026 09:46 AM (gtcuf)

53 Lots going on but not sure what guy in front is doing

Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2026 09:46 AM (S2ztc)

54 Every arm displayed is ripped.

I'm guessing they don't spend a majority of their time playing Call of Duty online and trying to become an internet influencer.
Posted by: Sponge

I guess this is where the term "jacked" comes from?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2026 09:46 AM (sUjod)

55 Lots going on but not sure what guy in front is doing
Posted by: Skip

Cooking his meat like a Chinese hot pot.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2026 09:47 AM (sUjod)

56 I'll pass on this one...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2026 09:48 AM (eANu3)

57
Cooking his meat

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2026 09:47 AM (sUjod)

What's THAT a euphemism for?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)

58 *We're all Jewish. But, some of our wives are Shrewish.*

Sounds like the start of a you-know-what.

Posted by: Limerick Lover at April 01, 2026 09:49 AM (2Ez/1)

59 They're all fighting over the brisket and ignoring the matzoh. There's a lesson to be learned here, I think.

Posted by: Delurker at April 01, 2026 09:49 AM (gtcuf)

60 Los Israelitas know how to put on a concert, I'll say that for them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 01, 2026 09:50 AM (xcxpd)

61 They're all fighting over the brisket and ignoring the matzoh. There's a lesson to be learned here, I think.
Posted by: Delurker at April 01, 2026 09:49 AM (gtcuf)

Meat is king.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

62 Where's the brisket?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2026 09:50 AM (RIvkX)

63 Torah! Torah! Torah!

Posted by: Japanese Jew at April 01, 2026 09:50 AM (fuVj5)

64 Do Jews not shop at Piggly Wiggly?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

65 Lots going on but not sure what guy in front is doing
Posted by: Skip at April 01, 2026 09:46 AM (S2ztc)
====

The shank bone must be roasted before being placed on the Seder Plate.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2026 09:51 AM (RIvkX)

66
Really? It was that dramatic an event? It was a celebratory meal, not a "dine and dash" affair.

The clown artist was a bullshitter in oils and canvas who no doubt smelled of boiled cabbage.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 01, 2026 09:51 AM (xG4kz)

67 The right foot is behind the brazier, but the left one sort of fades into the distance.
Posted by: Archimedes

Sort of like a shapeshifting Jew...

Posted by: Hamas Retard at April 01, 2026 09:51 AM (JCZqz)

68 Guy in the front is warming his bone.

Heh heh. Heh heh.
Posted by: Delurker at April 01, 2026 09:41 AM

Warming the Bone was an early, but rejected, title for a Rush album.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 09:51 AM (bFu5X)

69
Warming the Bone was an early, but rejected, title for a Rush album.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 09:51 AM (bFu5X)

Roll the Bones was one of their worst songs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

70 I'll pass on this one...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2026 09:48 AM

ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 09:52 AM (bFu5X)

71 They tried to kill us, G-d foiled them, let's eat!

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 09:52 AM (gKWVE)

72 68 Guy in the front is warming his bone.

Heh heh. Heh heh.
Posted by: Delurker at April 01, 2026 09:41 AM

Warming the Bone was an early, but rejected, title for a Rush album.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 09:51 AM (bFu5X)

Sounds like a KISS album, frankly

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 01, 2026 09:53 AM (xcxpd)

73 Sounds like a KISS album, frankly
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 01, 2026 09:53 AM (xcxpd)

Christine.......sixteen......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:53 AM (Zz0t1)

74 Roll the Bones was one of their worst songs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:52 AM (Zz0t1)

"Why are we here? Because we're here."

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 01, 2026 09:54 AM (xcxpd)

75 The shank bone connected to the hock bone...

Posted by: Delurker at April 01, 2026 09:54 AM (gtcuf)

76 Every arm displayed is ripped

Most of their time was spent hauling big stone blocks for a temple of Ra.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 09:54 AM (gKWVE)

77 And now it's a music thread.

Still Art, tho.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)

78
"Why are we here? Because we're here."
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at April 01, 2026 09:54 AM (xcxpd)

Relax.....get busy with the facts.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

79 Bread looks kind of yeasty.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 09:55 AM (pDt9x)

80 "Why are we here? Because we're here."

I took that as a nod to Buckaroo Banzai, and I like that.

Posted by: Delurker at April 01, 2026 09:55 AM (gtcuf)

81 Bread looks kind of yeasty.
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 09:55 AM (pDt9x)

This is about me, isn't it.......

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 01, 2026 09:55 AM (Zz0t1)

82 One thing the Art Thread has done is increase the awareness and appreciation of both the Christian and Jewish holy days. So today we learn that Passover and Easter, while celebrating two different events, are linked in the Spring, because of the supposition that The Last Supper was a Passover meal (although this is not universally agreed upon). This week it just so happens that Passover is on Wednesday and Easter the following Sunday, which comes very close to the timing of Jesus' and the Apostles' final days together.

Happy Passover and Blessed Easter to all!

Posted by: muldoon at April 01, 2026 09:55 AM (qgHp7)

83 Meat is king.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)

No Kings! -- International Vegan Coalition

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2026 09:56 AM (ExV1e)

84 Is that a whole dead unskinned lamb on the table??

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 09:56 AM (pDt9x)

85 I don't understand.

Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson at April 01, 2026 09:57 AM (4NO2D)

86
No Kings! -- International Vegan Coalition
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2026 09:56 AM (ExV1e)

I will grill a ribeye medium rare upon your pasty, white demise from malnutrition.

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at April 01, 2026 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

87 Shyte......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)

88 Maurice, why is there blood all over the front door? I just cleaned it Thursday so it would nice. Why can't we have nice things like the Maccabees?

Posted by: Mrs. Goldberg at April 01, 2026 09:58 AM (fuVj5)

89 Happy Passover and Blessed Easter to all!
Posted by: muldoon at April 01, 2026 09:55 AM (qgHp7)

Back at ya.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

90
"They Came to the Seder and a Donnybrook Broke Out"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 01, 2026 09:58 AM (xG4kz)

91 What are the sticks they are holding for?

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 09:58 AM (pDt9x)

92 I don't understand.
Posted by: Ketanji Brown Jackson at April 01, 2026 09:57 AM (4NO2D)

Affirmative Action.......

*Not a song by The Firm

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:58 AM (Zz0t1)

93 Interesting use of color and subtle detail. The figures are not as realistic as the stonework but that adds to the sense of motion, like it's a busy family meal. Each person has their own posture and facial expression. There is a feel, at least for me, of relaxed family ritual.

Totally irrelevant and irreverent, but I had a flash of some of John Sloane's McSorely's Bar paintings. Probably the way each person is going their own way in a familiar group setting.

Posted by: JTB at April 01, 2026 09:59 AM (yTvNw)

94 71 They tried to kill us, G-d foiled them, let's eat!
Posted by: gKWVE

Silly Jews. We slaughtered the Jewish men of Khybar, and the wife of one of my victims offered to cook me and my closest friends a lamb dinner! Let's eat!

Posted by: Muhammed, about to be poisoned because he's retarded at April 01, 2026 09:59 AM (JCZqz)

95 What are the sticks they are holding for?
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 09:58 AM (pDt9x)

Chewing bubblegum and kicking ass.

And they're all out of bubblegum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 09:59 AM (Zz0t1)

96 One thing the Art Thread has done is increase the awareness and appreciation of both the Christian and Jewish holy days. So today we learn that Passover and Easter, while celebrating two different events, are linked in the Spring, because of the supposition that The Last Supper was a Passover meal (although this is not universally agreed upon). This week it just so happens that Passover is on Wednesday and Easter the following Sunday, which comes very close to the timing of Jesus' and the Apostles' final days together.

Happy Passover and Blessed Easter to all!
Posted by: muldoon at April 01, 2026 09:55 AM (qgHp7)
=====

I always loved Holy Week, when we theologically come together in waiting and yearning for the Moshiach to come.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2026 09:59 AM (RIvkX)

97 Link to one a little lighter:

https://tinyurl.com/2z8e9n3c

Posted by: javems at April 01, 2026 09:59 AM (zFsEm)

98 70 I'll pass on this one...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2026 09:48 AM

ISWYDT.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 09:52 AM (bFu5X)

Wondered how long it was gonna take for someone to get it...

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2026 09:59 AM (eANu3)

99 *Really? It was that dramatic an event? It was a celebratory meal, not a "dine and dash" affair.*

+++++++

"This is how you are to eat it: with your cloak tucked into your belt, your sandals on your feet and your staff in your hand. Eat it in haste; it is the Lord’s Passover."

Posted by: Exodus 12:11 at April 01, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)

100 What's with the sticks? Did they Joos invent pool?

Posted by: pudinhead at April 01, 2026 10:00 AM (n17eQ)

101 By the way, where has Kris gone to? Did some miscreant offend her?

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 10:00 AM (pDt9x)

102 From previous - Oil is “fungible” in the sense of contracts on the open market.

But different types of crude don’t fetch the same price. “Benchmark” crude or WTI, or “light sweet” crude is a standard, that all crude oil probably aspires to.

Lesser oils trade at a discount. Then there’s transportation costs. They will trade contracts and offset with $$$. Say for example, Alaskan crude. Good stuff, it makes more sense to sell it to Japan, then refine it in the USA. They’ll trade it for something else from somewhere else, that kind of thing.

It’s a global market and reacts locally to global events.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 01, 2026 10:00 AM (gxIQr)

103 By the way, where has Kris gone to? Did some miscreant offend her?
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 10:00 AM (pDt9x)

Work.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

104
Wondered how long it was gonna take for someone to get it...
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2026 09:59 AM (eANu3)

Consider it got.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

105 103 By the way, where has Kris gone to? Did some miscreant offend her?
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 10:00 AM (pDt9x)

Work.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

Ah. Good.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 10:02 AM (pDt9x)

106 By the way, where has Kris gone to? Did some miscreant offend her?
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 10:00 AM (pDt9x)

Work.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:01 AM

The curse of the drinking class.

Posted by: toby928(c) at April 01, 2026 10:02 AM (4NO2D)

107 In the 24 hour rule, the Pope is correctly not going to come to the aid of the Bulls player b/c the player doesn't want him to...

While the player ranted about Pride month, he didn't stop there. He said just as hateful stuff about Catholics. So, his best hope is that his Protestant minister comes out and speaks for him, b/c he rejected the Pope doing so...

"In one video, Ivey slammed the NBA for celebrating the LGBTQ community as a defiance of Christian “righteousness.”

In comments under another, he reportedly told one viewer that “Catholicism is a false religion,” adding that “it is not the true Doctrine of Christ,” and that it “does not lead to salvation in Jesus Christ.”"

Posted by: Nova Local at April 01, 2026 10:02 AM (tOcjL)

108 I like Trump going to the SCOTUS ... after the last month, this will put him back in my good graces.

I hope he stares down Barrett and Roberts -- I hope he holds some cards on what went down with all of those foreign "adoptees."

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 01, 2026 10:02 AM (qwx/I)

109 A dull brazier makes for a terrible shave.

Posted by: Guy With A Burnt Nose at April 01, 2026 10:03 AM (iSRSK)

110 Iirc, Saudi crude requires very little refining. Some of it would probably run OK straight out of the ground in an old school Diesel engine. Maybe run it through a cheesecloth first.

Venezuelan crude is heavy on tar. Good for Shingles and Asphalt, but cracking will derive significant gasoline and other products. Much more involved refining though.

Posted by: Common Tater at April 01, 2026 10:03 AM (gxIQr)

111 In comments under another, he reportedly told one viewer that “Catholicism is a false religion,” adding that “it is not the true Doctrine of Christ,” and that it “does not lead to salvation in Jesus Christ.”"

Posted by: Nova Local at April 01, 2026 10:02 AM (tOcjL)

I guess the priests molestation of children and the church covering it up had a profound affect on him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

112 A dull brazier makes for a terrible shave.
Posted by: Guy With A Burnt Nose at April 01, 2026 10:03 AM (iSRSK)

Sportsbra!

Go BOOBS!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

113 100 What's with the sticks? Did they Joos invent pool?
Posted by: pudinhead at April 01, 2026 10:00 AM
###

"...eat it with your staff in your hand..."

Posted by: Exodus 12:11 at April 01, 2026 10:04 AM (2Ez/1)

114 Really? It was that dramatic an event? It was a celebratory meal, not a "dine and dash" affair.

The clown artist was a bullshitter in oils and canvas who no doubt smelled of boiled cabbage.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 01, 2026 09:51 AM

Historically it was kind of a dine and dash, though, wasn't it?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 10:05 AM (bFu5X)

115 "This is how you are to eat it: with your cloak tucked into your belt, your sandals on your feet and your staff in your hand. Eat it in haste; it is the Lord’s Passover."
Posted by: Exodus 12:11 at April 01, 2026 09:59 AM (2Ez/1)
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This conflicts with current practice in which pillows are offered when seated so that diners may recline and tarry when eating, as rich people do. Slaves eat what they can when they can and then back to work.

When I was a kid the seder was 3 hours long at least it was torture.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2026 10:05 AM (RIvkX)

116 For a celebration, nobody looks especially happy.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at April 01, 2026 10:05 AM (k4EKw)

117 Popeye kid is fixin' to steal that loaf of bread and mama is getting ready to smack hom down.

Posted by: Nicless at April 01, 2026 10:06 AM (nPp6w)

118 111 In comments under another, he reportedly told one viewer that “Catholicism is a false religion,” adding that “it is not the true Doctrine of Christ,” and that it “does not lead to salvation in Jesus Christ.”"

Posted by: Nova Local at April 01, 2026 10:02 AM (tOcjL)

I guess the priests molestation of children and the church covering it up had a profound affect on him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

He apparently is not an intelligent one, b/c by being hateful toward a religion at the same time he was hateful towards PRIDE month, he's now muddied the waters of his support. And his eventual possible legal case b/c hateful religious statements probably do warrant release for cause...

Posted by: Nova Local at April 01, 2026 10:07 AM (tOcjL)

119 Happy Passover and Blessed Easter to all!
Posted by: muldoon at April 01, 2026 09:55 AM

And to you and yours, Muldoon!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 10:07 AM (bFu5X)

120 Wow! My household's in a painting? Kool!

Willowed:

How are things going over there during Holy Week?

Posted by: dantesed at April 01, 2026 09:11 AM (Oy/m2)
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Relatively OK here in Jerusalem. The country is grinnig and bearing it and waiting for the job to be done - whatever it takes.

On of our pups is incommunicado - if you know what I mean. We've been told that he's taken out a lotta bad guys and that's all I can tell you.

Appropriate Jewish musical interlude, from this evening's Passover Haggadah:

https://youtu.be/fY1wgTq9SRM

Signing off. גוט יום טוב.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2026 10:07 AM (1o8D5)

121 So, if the Passover was a Grab-N-Go affair Da Vinci’s Last Supper was not entirely accurate?

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 10:09 AM (pDt9x)

122 They are all eating on the fancy eating table . They have their passing sticks.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:09 AM (V4IXI)

123 Was at a trivia night at a local haunt last night.

There's a table of folks that are there every Tuesday for said trivia night. They cheat, of course, and usually win every week. There's 8 or 9 of them, but they pitch a bitch any time their server auto-gratuity's them as a party of 6 or more, so they don't and the bastards tip like shit.

I was walking back from turning in our answer and a girl was walking up to do the same, so I stepped out of her path, being courteous. A dude from that table passed me by, as if I got out of HIS way, made HER move out of his way, all while he stopped to talk at a table and blocked the walkway.

As the guy says in that Mr. Inbetween show, assholes exist because no one stopped them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

124 When I was a kid the seder was 3 hours long at least it was torture.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2026 10:05 AM (RIvkX)

We would go to a family friend's house (on the Grand Concourse!) for the second Seder. He was an orthodox rabbi, and his Seder would last for about six hours. It was agony.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2026 10:10 AM (n9ltV)

125 116 For a celebration, nobody looks especially happy.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at April 01, 2026 10:05 AM (k4EKw)

Adults aren't supposed to be happy.

They're supposed to be stern, stoic, and serious.

Posted by: XTC at April 01, 2026 10:10 AM (iXqHn)

126 So, if the Passover was a Grab-N-Go affair Da Vinci’s Last Supper was not entirely accurate?
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 10:09 AM (pDt9x)

I think they argued a bit and Judas did an Irish goodbye . No dessert.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:11 AM (V4IXI)

127 Iran Threatens To Blow Up American Tech Firms

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Can they start with Ubisoft?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 01, 2026 10:11 AM (ndZc7)

128 And his eventual possible legal case b/c hateful religious statements probably do warrant release for cause...
Posted by: Nova Local at April 01, 2026 10:07 AM (tOcjL)

Nah. That's not cause. He was critical of Christians, not muslhams.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:12 AM (Zz0t1)

129 The country is grinnig and bearing it and waiting for the job to be done - whatever it takes.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2026 10:07 AM (1o8D5)

Am Yisrael Hai!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2026 10:12 AM (n9ltV)

130 As the guy says in that Mr. Inbetween show, assholes exist because no one stopped them.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

Best drama series evah imo.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:12 AM (V4IXI)

131 Best drama series evah imo.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:12 AM (V4IXI)

I stumbled onto Mr Inbetween as a workout show. It was great!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2026 10:13 AM (n9ltV)

132 Catholicism ... does not lead to salvation in Jesus Christ

Catholicism led Christianity through the Dark Ages far enough to where nitwits like Ivey can now bitch about it.
We might have doctrinal differences or think this particular pope has said some dumb shit lately himself, but that comment suggests Ivey should be wearing a helmet off the court.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 10:13 AM (yYROg)

133 129 The country is grinnig and bearing it and waiting for the job to be done - whatever it takes.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2026 10:07 AM (1o8D5)

Am Yisrael Hai!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2026 10:12 AM (n9ltV)

Iam trying to stay abreast of the Israeli mood about what is going on. I have been reading the Israel Times. Is there perhaps a better news source fom over there?

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 10:14 AM (pDt9x)

134 108 I like Trump going to the SCOTUS ... after the last month, this will put him back in my good graces.

I hope he stares down Barrett and Roberts -- I hope he holds some cards on what went down with all of those foreign "adoptees."
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at April 01, 2026 10:02 AM (qwx/I)
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Maybe he'll *cough* "bullsh*t" *cough* every time KBJ makes a stupid point.

Posted by: WisRich at April 01, 2026 10:14 AM (G0vdT)

135
Best drama series evah imo.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:12 AM (V4IXI)

I'm 1/2 way through season 2. It's not terrible, for sure. but it's not all it was hyped. I'm into it, but it's not grabbing me and not letting me go. I have no issue stopping and going away for awhile.

But, it's a decent watch, for sure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

136 tubal, arutz sheva and ynet .

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2026 10:15 AM (+nEug)

137 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:14 AM (Zz0t1)

That's what makes the world go 'round.

I thought Breaking Bad was meh.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:16 AM (V4IXI)

138 Throw away that truss!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 01, 2026 10:16 AM (Kt19C)

139 136 tubal, arutz sheva and ynet .
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2026 10:15 AM (+nEu

Since this seems to be winding down I wonder what will happen to the Iranian people....

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2026 10:17 AM (eANu3)

140 Maurice, why is there blood all over the front door? I just cleaned it Thursday so it would nice. Why can't we have nice things like the Maccabees?
Posted by: Mrs. Goldberg

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2026 10:17 AM (sUjod)

141 Ah! Incoming!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2026 10:18 AM (1o8D5)

142 Dems Hope To Hide Anti-American Policies Behind ‘Straight, White, Christian Man’ 2028 Nominee

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That'll fool for sure.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 01, 2026 10:18 AM (ndZc7)

143 That's what makes the world go 'round.

I thought Breaking Bad was meh.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:16 AM (V4IXI)

I've not watched one second of that show.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

144 It's me donna, the Iranian people are going to get their freedom.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2026 10:19 AM (+nEug)

145 Ah! Incoming!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2026 10:18 AM (1o8D5)

I can't imagine that way of life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

146 143 That's what makes the world go 'round.

I thought Breaking Bad was meh.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:16 AM (V4IXI)

I've not watched one second of that show.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:18 AM (Zz0t1)

Nor I. The premise sucked.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 10:19 AM (pDt9x)

147 Since this seems to be winding down I wonder what will happen to the Iranian people....
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2026 10:17 AM (eANu3)

Seems their 'revolution' was a lot more active prior to the start of the war. Are they waiting for something?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:19 AM (V4IXI)

148 Thanks Ben Had. Will check them out.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 10:20 AM (pDt9x)

149 I guess the priests molestation of children and the church covering it up had a profound affect on him.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

Just as likely, Ivey has a theological thesis against the Filioque in review at Mount Athos.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 10:20 AM (yYROg)

150 >>143 That's what makes the world go 'round.

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Wait. Wut?

Posted by: Fat-bottomed girls at April 01, 2026 10:20 AM (2Ez/1)

151 Ah! Incoming!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2026 10:18 AM

Stay safe, Biden's Dog.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 10:20 AM (bFu5X)

152 Seems their 'revolution' was a lot more active prior to the start of the war. Are they waiting for something?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:19 AM (V4IXI)

Presumably, they're waiting for either Trump, or Netanyahu, or Pahlavi, all of whom told them to stay indoors and out of the way, to tell them it's time to act.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2026 10:21 AM (ExV1e)

153

Times of Israel

Some of US President Donald Trump’s aides tell the Axios news site that they believe the American leader is “mostly improvising, rather than following any clear plan” regarding the Iran war.

The aides tell Axios that Trump “likes to keep his options open, spitball with different audiences, then capitalize if he thinks he sees an opportunity.”

https://tinyurl.com/37aadv6p

You know who didn't? Custer.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2026 10:22 AM (sUjod)

154 When I was a kid the seder was 3 hours long at least it was torture.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2026 10:05 AM (RIvkX)

We would go to a family friend's house (on the Grand Concourse!) for the second Seder. He was an orthodox rabbi, and his Seder would last for about six hours. It was agony.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2026 10:10 AM (n9ltV)
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I feel very sorry for you folks. We're happy 5-6 hour people!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2026 10:23 AM (1o8D5)

155 Catholicism led Christianity through the Dark Ages far enough to where nitwits like Ivey can now bitch about it.
We might have doctrinal differences or think this particular pope has said some dumb shit lately himself, but that comment suggests Ivey should be wearing a helmet off the court.
Posted by: gKWVE

Chicago Bob was an unfortunate choice but the Catholic Church has been through tough times before. My friend spines that the Catholic Church is the number one reason we're not all speaking Islam now. No need to refight the 30 Years War.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 01, 2026 10:23 AM (ndZc7)

156 144 It's me donna, the Iranian people are going to get their freedom.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2026 10:19 AM (+nEug)

I'm still worried about the armed Bands of IRGC

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2026 10:23 AM (eANu3)

157 Some of US President Donald Trump’s aides tell the Axios news site that they believe the American leader is “mostly improvising, rather than following any clear plan” regarding the Iran war.

The aides tell Axios that Trump “likes to keep his options open, spitball with different audiences, then capitalize if he thinks he sees an opportunity.”

Another "anonymous sourses" load of horseshit.

Axios.

HA!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

158 The fondue party had to be shut down after they discovered that's not cheese.

Posted by: fd at April 01, 2026 10:23 AM (ZN5Ar)

159 My friend spines that the Catholic Church is the number one reason we're not all speaking Islam now. No need to refight the 30 Years War.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 01, 2026 10:23 AM (ndZc7)

I guess he didn't pay much attention to the last booger eater.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:24 AM (Zz0t1)

160 the Easter Vigil can take some time (more if you count the Thursday-Friday festivities, as the Trideum) but a lot of that is voluntary. Easter Sunday morning exists.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 10:24 AM (yYROg)

161 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. A great picture for this week.
Goes looking for coffee

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2026 10:24 AM (2WIwB)

162 Times of Israel and Jpost are only a half step ahead of Haaretz. None of them are worth reading.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2026 10:24 AM (+nEug)

163 Seems their 'revolution' was a lot more active prior to the start of the war. Are they waiting for something?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:19 AM (V4IXI)

Presumably, they're waiting for either Trump, or Netanyahu, or Pahlavi, all of whom told them to stay indoors and out of the way, to tell them it's time to act.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

And maybe for us to arm them as we did with resistance fighters in WWII.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 01, 2026 10:24 AM (ndZc7)

164 Some of US President Donald Trump’s aides tell the Axios news site that they believe the American leader is “mostly improvising, rather than following any clear plan” regarding the Iran war.

The aides tell Axios that Trump “likes to keep his options open, spitball with different audiences, then capitalize if he thinks he sees an opportunity.”

This could probably also be written as "Some of US President Donald Trump’s aides tell the Axios news site that they are not kept in the loop as to the President's plans."

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2026 10:24 AM (ExV1e)

165 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2026 10:21 AM (ExV1e)

I hope that's the case but almost seems the time has passed. As I posted previously, I want another day one of the war. Of course I hardly ever get want I want. Maybe I'll get what I need.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:25 AM (V4IXI)

166 Another "anonymous sourses" load of horseshit.

Axios.

HA!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:23 AM (Zz0t1)

The guy who brings in the coffee says...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2026 10:25 AM (bss/y)

167 Well, it's Axios, so...

Posted by: Take it with a shaker of salt at April 01, 2026 10:25 AM (2Ez/1)

168
And maybe for us to arm them as we did with resistance fighters in WWII.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 01, 2026 10:24 AM (ndZc7)

We dropped loaded cans of tuna. What else do they want!?!?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:25 AM (Zz0t1)

169 I guess he didn't pay much attention to the last booger eater.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:24 AM (Zz0t1

Which one is that?

Posted by: one of the hot latinas in 3 amigos at April 01, 2026 10:25 AM (yYROg)

170 As a hardcore Protestant with a heavy garnish of Calvinism I am eternally grateful to the Catholic church for sutaining Christianity through some very dangerous, dark history. I will never Catholic-bash.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 10:26 AM (pDt9x)

171
Which one is that?
Posted by: one of the hot latinas in 3 amigos at April 01, 2026 10:25 AM (yYROg)

The last pope. He embraced islham.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

172 The last pope. He embraced islham.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:26 AM (Zz0t1)

Well, he was a commie so...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2026 10:27 AM (bss/y)

173 Missile path was north of Jerusalem. Heard 2 intercept explosions. Remaining in my comfy chair.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2026 10:27 AM (1o8D5)

174
Well, he was a commie so...
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2026 10:27 AM (bss/y)

Valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:27 AM (Zz0t1)

175 So it's a mackerel snapper thread now?

Posted by: Ducks out of sight at April 01, 2026 10:28 AM (2Ez/1)

176 162 Times of Israel and Jpost are only a half step ahead of Haaretz. None of them are worth reading.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2026 10:24 AM (+nEug)

Yeah I noticed a Lefty turn to what they wrote. Thanks again for your suggestions.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 10:28 AM (pDt9x)

177 175 So it's a mackerel snapper thread now?
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Snort.

Posted by: pudinhead at April 01, 2026 10:28 AM (n17eQ)

178 175 So it's a mackerel snapper thread now?
Posted by: Ducks out of sight at April 01, 2026 10:28 AM (2Ez/1)

'Papist Stooge', please.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2026 10:28 AM (bss/y)

179 Just as likely, Ivey has a theological thesis against the Filioque in review at Mount Athos.
Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 10:20 AM[i/]

In his case, I'm guessing not.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 10:29 AM (bFu5X)

180 There are 90 million people in Iran. We are in the first week where the regime has been weakened enough for The Immortal Guard to start retribution and they are.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2026 10:29 AM (+nEug)

181 F*ck my back hurts...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

182 It's not the way I do things but I'm also not rigid in my plans. Only legitimate complaint with the supposed criticism is if Trump never had a plan in the first place. We all know that's not the case. All plans change the moment you have contact with the enemy. That has long been the conventional wisdom.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:29 AM (V4IXI)

183 What are the sticks they are holding for?
Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 09:58 AM (pDt9x)

They were supposed to eat while fully prepared to move out. The sticks are probably the walking staffs that God said they needed to have at/in hand.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 01, 2026 10:29 AM (lFFaq)

184 I hope that's the case but almost seems the time has passed.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:25 AM (V4IXI)

Do not allow what is reported, or not reported, to cause you distress. The best that can be said for the media is that they're clueless and just making shit up. Most pundits are even more clueless and making shit up. And then there's the folks who're flat out lying about shit.

Everyone who's talking about the conflict has a paymaster, or a personal ax to grind, and their comments should be taken with a one ton grain of salt.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2026 10:29 AM (ExV1e)

185 Not bad, but becomes less interesting on repeat viewing.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 01, 2026 10:31 AM (cWLG3)

186 All plans change the moment you have contact with the enemy. That has long been the conventional wisdom.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:29 AM (V4IXI)

"Nope! He's just a stupid poopiehead!"

- - - - - - - Serial Whacker

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:31 AM (Zz0t1)

187 CBD, just sent an email for a possible art entry.

Serious art. Not velvet Elvis.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2026 10:31 AM (sUjod)

188 Another "anonymous sourses" load of horseshit.

Axios.

HA!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:23 AM

More like Anaxios, amirite?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 10:31 AM (bFu5X)

189 181 F*ck my back hurts...........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:29 AM (Zz0t1)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2026 10:32 AM (bss/y)

190 I've heard Tousi mention this infamous Immortal Guard in Iran any number of times. Who's the leader? Is there a spokesman? An X account? A website?

Posted by: I gotta ask at April 01, 2026 10:32 AM (2Ez/1)

191
That's what she said.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2026 10:32 AM (bss/y)

I feel her pain, to an extent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

192 RMBS. Is your trip this month?

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2026 10:32 AM (+nEug)

193 Do not allow what is reported, or not reported, to cause you distress. The best that can be said for the media is that they're clueless and just making shit up. Most pundits are even more clueless and making shit up. And then there's the folks who're flat out lying about shit.

Everyone who's talking about the conflict has a paymaster, or a personal ax to grind, and their comments should be taken with a one ton grain of salt.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2026 10:29 AM (ExV1e)

I was killed day one.

Posted by: The Truth at April 01, 2026 10:32 AM (z/ZK2)

194 Serious art. Not velvet Elvis.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2026 10:31 AM (sUjod)

What the hell, man? -- Velvet Elvis Painters International

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2026 10:32 AM (ExV1e)

195 144 It's me donna, the Iranian people are going to get their freedom.
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2026 10:19 AM (+nEug)
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I read that in Charlton Heston's voice.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 01, 2026 10:32 AM (cWLG3)

196 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2026 10:29 AM (ExV1e)

You are exactly right and I have always followed that path. My feeling though is my own evaluation. Admittedly my only qualification at this point is I've stayed at a Holiday Inn.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:33 AM (V4IXI)

197 94 Serious art. Not velvet Elvis.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2026 10:31 AM (sUjod)

Serious Art ?

Posted by: Dogs playing poker at April 01, 2026 10:33 AM (eANu3)

198 167 Well, it's Axios, so...
Posted by: Take it with a shaker of salt at April 01, 2026 10:25 AM (2Ez/1)

Why it matters:

Posted by: Axios at April 01, 2026 10:33 AM (z/ZK2)

199 Admittedly my only qualification at this point is I've stayed at a Holiday Inn.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:33 AM (V4IXI)

There's your issue.

It's the Holiday Inn Express that provides knowledge.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)

200 196 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2026 10:29 AM (ExV1e)

You are exactly right and I have always followed that path. My feeling though is my own evaluation. Admittedly my only qualification at this point is I've stayed at a Holiday Inn.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:33 AM (V4IXI)

At least it was not a Marriott.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 10:33 AM (pDt9x)

201 I was killed day one.
Posted by: The Truth at April 01, 2026 10:32 AM (z/ZK2)
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I spread halfway around the world before you even put your boots on.

Posted by: Media Lies at April 01, 2026 10:34 AM (ESVrU)

202 F*ck my back hurts...........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

That's what she said.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

You are only here because I wanted a back rub.

Posted by: Mom at April 01, 2026 10:34 AM (sUjod)

203 I guess he didn't pay much attention to the last booger eater.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:24 AM (Zz0t1

Which one is that?
Posted by: one of the hot latinas in 3 amigos

Frankie Hollywood. I was consoling myself that at least Chicago Bob was not as bad as Frankie Hollywood but I'm not even sure of that anymore.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 01, 2026 10:34 AM (ndZc7)

204 Another incoming, again north of Jerusalem. Our country center pups and other family members there are jealous!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2026 10:34 AM (1o8D5)

205 I feel her pain, to an extent.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)

I could make some pegging jokes, but back pain sucks ass.

Just a side note: I was having a lot of issues with lower back pain where it would tighten up and occassionally I would wrench something and that just fucked everything. The new job has required a lot of bending and twisting and kneeling down to inspect things. The back pain has gone away.

Move. Best medicine.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2026 10:34 AM (bss/y)

206 Serious Art ?
Posted by: Dogs playing poker at April 01, 2026 10:33 AM (eANu3)

Yes please!

Posted by: Dogs Playing Pool at April 01, 2026 10:34 AM (z/ZK2)

207 this infamous Immortal Guard in Iran any number of times. Who's the leader?

Some guy calling himself "Darius IV" at a countryside retreat. He's fingerpainting next to Napoleon XVI and Henry IX.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 10:34 AM (yYROg)

208 What I never understood about passover is the food. Why not a pizza or two and maybe some kung pow chicken? I mean matzo and bitter herbs, c'mon man! How about some Colt 45 instead of all that wine. If I gotta drink, I want a drink man.

Posted by: Zombie Jesse Jackson at April 01, 2026 10:35 AM (d+TZW)

209 Everyone who's talking about the conflict has a paymaster, or a personal ax to grind, and their comments should be taken with a one ton grain of salt.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2026 10:29 AM (ExV1e)

Better: EVERYONE on the internet or real life should be taken with a grain of salt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2026 10:35 AM (bss/y)

210 I gotta ask, I'm sure a guerrilla army and resistance force is going to put that information right out there.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2026 10:35 AM (+nEug)

211 The new job has required a lot of bending and twisting and kneeling down to inspect things. The back pain has gone away.

Move. Best medicine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2026 10:34 AM (bss/y)

It does get "better" if I fight through and keep working, yes.

I'll be on the stretch rack here in a bit, then ice it down.

Compressed disk or some shit.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

212 It's me donna, the Iranian people are going to get their freedom.
Posted by: Ben Had

I read that in Charlton Heston's voice.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

LET. MY. PEOPLE. GO.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2026 10:36 AM (sUjod)

213
It does get "better" if I fight through and keep working, yes.

I'll be on the stretch rack here in a bit, then ice it down.

Compressed disk or some shit.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

Piker... I've got sciatica.... Really sucks

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2026 10:36 AM (eANu3)

214 Everyone who's talking about the conflict has a paymaster, or a personal ax to grind, and their comments should be taken with a one ton grain of salt.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2026 10:29 AM (ExV1e)

6 conglomerates own all mass media. They all have their marching orders. Independents are the way. It's why they are jailed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:37 AM (Zz0t1)

215 It does get "better" if I fight through and keep working, yes.

I'll be on the stretch rack here in a bit, then ice it down.

Compressed disk or some shit.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

Piker... I've got sciatica.... Really sucks
Posted by: It's me donna

Right leg and half of right foot numb. 24/7.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2026 10:38 AM (sUjod)

216 Piker... I've got sciatica.... Really sucks
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2026 10:36 AM (eANu3)

Sorry to hear that. However, my pain is real too. Debilitating.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

217
Sorry to hear that. However, my pain is real too. Debilitating.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:38 AM (Zz0t1)

I know.. Back pain is the worst

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2026 10:39 AM (eANu3)

218 In my Holiday Inn world I expected to see operations similar to the resistance fighters in WW2. Small bands causing havoc.

Maybe it's happening and no one , even in Israel, is reporting it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:39 AM (V4IXI)

219 I'll be on the stretch rack here in a bit, then ice it down.

Compressed disk or some shit.........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:35 AM (Zz0t1)

Have you tried doing squats? Maybe some back exercises? Light weight, lots of reps to loosen things up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2026 10:39 AM (bss/y)

220 Victor Davis Hansen is not a playa.

VDH: Eric Swalwell wasn’t the only one Fang Fang approached in CA — he was just the one stupid enough to fall into the trap.
"I wrote some critical things of China, and Fang Fang came to see me."
“The way she changed accents and how she was dressed, you would have to be a stupid, narcissistic idiot to fall for that."
"Anybody who would fall for her honeypot is just a joke."

-
And Swalwell qualifies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 01, 2026 10:40 AM (ndZc7)

221
I know.. Back pain is the worst
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2026 10:39 AM (eANu3)

Every move awakens nerves. Then something pops.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:40 AM (Zz0t1)

222 didn't pay much attention to the last booger eater.

The last booger is the best one.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at April 01, 2026 10:40 AM (Kt19C)

223 I can't imagine that way of life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:19 AM (Zz0t1)

The alternative leads to concentration camps and the destruction of the Jewish people.

Israel fights against that alternative, and I think that mindset is magnificent.

Am Yisrael Hai!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 01, 2026 10:41 AM (n9ltV)

224 Has there been an initiative to air drop Starlink equipment into Iran?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at April 01, 2026 10:41 AM (2Ez/1)

225 @221 Sounds like my chronic neck pain (arthritis), which also causes frequent headaches. Working from a computer all day doesn't help.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 01, 2026 10:41 AM (cWLG3)

226 Sounds like my chronic neck pain (arthritis), which also causes frequent headaches. Working from a computer all day doesn't help.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 01, 2026 10:41 AM (cWLG3)

I also have some arthritis in my spine. It's a WONDERFUL life!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:42 AM (Zz0t1)

227 Has there been an initiative to air drop Starlink equipment into Iran?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

I thought they did that a month before we went in.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2026 10:42 AM (sUjod)

228 We'll see sometime in June I guess about the birthright citizenship, but I don't think this is the right court to have it decided. The current policy is is just suicidal though.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at April 01, 2026 10:42 AM (n5tGW)

229 Why, oh why, do the Straights get all the press, leaving us out entirely?

Posted by: The Poofters of Hormuz at April 01, 2026 10:43 AM (paPdW)

230 If you have radiating pain , that is nerve root compression and can only be relieved by eliminating the compression. Sometimes it's as simple as it being temporary inflammation causing swelling that causes the impingement. Worse case scenario is you have severe stenosis that impinges the nerve even if not inflamed.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:43 AM (V4IXI)

231 Everyone in the painting is too happy. They're obviously not on round three of trying to get excused from Ontario jury duty. With freaking valid reasons and documentation.

And I can't even get someone executed. In Canada.

Okay, a quick search of Yoko nude uncensored did the trick. Sometimes the Horde just punishes themselves...

Posted by: Stateless - Day 13 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at April 01, 2026 10:43 AM (Sco7b)

232 225 @221 Sounds like my chronic neck pain (arthritis), which also causes frequent headaches. Working from a computer all day doesn't help.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 01, 2026 10:41 AM (cWLG3)

Probably the worst possible activity. But bills need to be paid. Rock, hard place.

Posted by: tubal at April 01, 2026 10:43 AM (pDt9x)

233 The IRGC confiscated a bunch of the starling equipment. They were raiding people homes.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2026 10:43 AM (+nEug)

234 227 Has there been an initiative to air drop Starlink equipment into Iran?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty

I thought they did that a month before we went in.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 01, 2026 10:42 AM (sUjod)

Some have it but only a few

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2026 10:43 AM (eANu3)

235 225 @221 Sounds like my chronic neck pain (arthritis), which also causes frequent headaches. Working from a computer all day doesn't help.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 01, 2026 10:41 AM (cWLG3)

I saw something where someone recommended face pulls using a resistance band.

This latest round of working out I have been able to maintain better than any time since high school, so I have been trying to look at ways to expand it and keep it interesting. I had forgotten how good it felt if you keep doing it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2026 10:44 AM (bss/y)

236 RMBS. Is your trip this month?
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2026 10:32 AM

Next month. Exactly. We're leaving May 1st.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 10:44 AM (bFu5X)

237 Nancy Pelosi says Trump and Republicans may try to rig vote counts in the midterms:
“We have to be on guard…They may try to creep into the technology and create a false count."
Un. Freakin. Real.

-
Nancy is looking out for you.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 01, 2026 10:45 AM (ndZc7)

238 Sometimes it's as simple as it being temporary inflammation causing swelling that causes the impingement. Worse case scenario is you have severe stenosis that impinges the nerve even if not inflamed.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:43 AM (V4IXI)

That's why I stretch rack. It usually helps tremendously, but this round of irritation is pretty severe and I think it'll take some time to get past, unfortunately.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:45 AM (Zz0t1)

239 I saw Poofters of Hormuz open for Freddy Mercury and David Bowie at Chios in 1985

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 10:45 AM (yYROg)

240 Spanish Jews? Who was the biggest persecutors of Jews during that particular time?

Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2026 10:45 AM (LHPAg)

241 Yoni Appelbaum @YAppelbaum
Early American Jews often struggled to secure kosher wine for Passover—so they substituted what they could, including hard cider. But just imagine what the Seder was like at tables where they downed four cups of clear Jamaican rum.
Mar 31, 2026 · 7:54 PM UTC

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 10:46 AM (yYROg)

242 If I gotta drink, I want a drink man.

Posted by: Zombie Jesse Jackson at April 01, 2026 10:35 AM (d+TZW)
-

We have kosher for Passover cognac, gin, kirsch, grappa, Campari, absinth. There's more - even tequila!

'Tis a great day and age.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2026 10:46 AM (1o8D5)

243 241 Yoni Appelbaum @YAppelbaum
Early American Jews often struggled to secure kosher wine for Passover—so they substituted what they could, including hard cider. But just imagine what the Seder was like at tables where they downed four cups of clear Jamaican rum.
Mar 31, 2026 · 7:54 PM UTC
Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 10:46 AM (yYROg)

Probably pretty awesome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2026 10:47 AM (bss/y)

244 240 Spanish Jews? Who was the biggest persecutors of Jews during that particular time?
Posted by: Eromero

Depends. The Umayyads were all right. The Almohads were so brutal most Spanish Jews (and some Moroccans) fled to the Catholic north.

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 10:47 AM (yYROg)

245 We have kosher for Passover cognac, gin, kirsch, grappa, Campari, absinth. There's more - even tequila!

'Tis a great day and age.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2026 10:46 AM (1o8D5)

Kirsch? Cherries? Cherry Brandy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2026 10:47 AM (bss/y)

246 Biden's Dog,
Are you keeping a journal? I'd think once this is over there a good book or major magazine article about riding out the rockets.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 01, 2026 10:47 AM (2WIwB)

247 Sorry to hear that. However, my pain is real too. Debilitating.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:38 AM

I hear you. Back pain sucks.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 01, 2026 10:48 AM (bFu5X)

248 >>“We have to be on guard…They may try to creep into the technology and create a false count."
Un. Freakin. Real.

Projection.
All the hysteria over electronic voting fraud in 2016 is coming back. Harder.

Has Hillary conceded the 2016 election yet - I mean, has she agreed it was a fair election yet?

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2026 10:49 AM (Suwql)

249 and now i'm wondering about kosher-for-passover ganja

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 10:49 AM (yYROg)

250 >>so they substituted what they could, including hard cider.

Hard cider is an excellent option!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2026 10:50 AM (Suwql)

251 @230 ice gives some temporary relief, but can't do that while working. The specialist I saw said the audible popping is caused by connective tissue moving over the more arthritic vertebrae of the cervical spine when turning my neck. It got worse last year after an instance of vertigo while getting out of bed. It resulted in me headbutting the wall while falling. Hasn't happened again, thankfully. Life is good! /s

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 01, 2026 10:51 AM (cWLG3)

252 I rely on the JPost as an accurate reflection of the leftist establishment in Tel Aviv like the NYT does for the same in the U.S.

Know Your Opponent

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 01, 2026 10:51 AM (RIvkX)

253 >>VDH: Eric Swalwell wasn’t the only one Fang Fang approached in CA — he was just the one stupid enough to fall into the trap.
"I wrote some critical things of China, and Fang Fang came to see me."
“The way she changed accents and how she was dressed, you would have to be a stupid, narcissistic idiot to fall for that."
"Anybody who would fall for her honeypot is just a joke."

Imagine thinking you could manipulate VDH!

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2026 10:51 AM (Suwql)

254 I will use matzos and Drambuie.

Posted by: Eromero at April 01, 2026 10:52 AM (LHPAg)

255 > Why are they all waving sticks?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2026 09:33 AM (bss/y)

The traditional Passover weenie roast.

Hebrew National, of course.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2026 10:52 AM (IG3/x)

256 paleojudaica.blogspot.com says it is also the Assyrian New Year. Year 6776

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 10:53 AM (yYROg)

257 > Imagine thinking you could manipulate VDH!
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2026 10:51 AM (Suwql)

Imagine being a mutt like Eric Swalwell and believing that this hot Chinese chick is somehow genuinely into you.

Swalwell is a contender for the "Stupidest Person in Congress" award, against some stiff competition.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2026 10:54 AM (IG3/x)

258 VDH don't want none of Swalwell's sloppy seconds. He could probably smell his lingering fart on her

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 10:54 AM (yYROg)

259 240 Spanish Jews? Who was the biggest persecutors of Jews during that particular time?
Posted by: Eromero

Nobody expects the answer, right?

Posted by: Confused Moron at April 01, 2026 10:54 AM (JCZqz)

260 >>Imagine being a mutt like Eric Swalwell and believing that this hot Chinese chick is somehow genuinely into you.

Hot?
She was mid at best.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2026 10:55 AM (Suwql)

261 ice gives some temporary relief, but can't do that while working. The specialist I saw said the audible popping is caused by connective tissue moving over the more arthritic vertebrae of the cervical spine when turning my neck. It got worse last year after an instance of vertigo while getting out of bed. It resulted in me headbutting the wall while falling. Hasn't happened again, thankfully. Life is good! /s
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at April 01, 2026 10:51 AM (cWLG3)

Suck.........

I just struggle to move. Nothing interfering with my brain.....from a spine standpoint anyway.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:55 AM (Zz0t1)

262 G'day, mites.

I am the disappoint that CBD didn't use the "April Fools" art suggestion I made months ago.*

Of course, silly can't compete with "La Pascua"! Feast!

*Cubist Couple with Dog at the Seashore
A digital webwork composition from 1997, with dog, tree, sailboat on the water, therefore "art," according to Moron standards.

https://bit.ly/cubist-couple

Posted by: mindful webworker - seems like a dream now it was so long ago at April 01, 2026 10:55 AM (KNEaK)

263 231 Everyone in the painting is too happy. They're obviously not on round three of trying to get excused from Ontario jury duty. With freaking valid reasons and documentation.

And I can't even get someone executed. In Canada.

Okay, a quick search of Yoko nude uncensored did the trick. Sometimes the Horde just punishes themselves...
Posted by: Stateless - Day 13 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at April 01, 2026 10:43 AM (Sco7b)

Nor were they at the recent NDP meeting in Alberta, lol.

Posted by: XTC at April 01, 2026 10:55 AM (iXqHn)

264 Maybe it's happening and no one , even in Israel, is reporting it.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at April 01, 2026 10:39 AM (V4IXI)

Supposedly, people on the ground are supply troop locations which the Israelis are using to blow them up with drones. It's questionable whether a WW2-style resistance, blowing up train tracks and the like, would accomplish much in Iran, in 2026.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 01, 2026 10:56 AM (ExV1e)

265 Damn cheese eating surrender monkeys!

Trump: “The Country of France wouldn’t let planes headed to Israel, loaded up with military supplies, fly over French territory. France has been VERY UNHELPFUL with respect to the “Butcher of Iran,” who has been successfully eliminated! The U.S.A. will REMEMBER!!! President DJT”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at April 01, 2026 10:56 AM (ndZc7)

266
Hot?
She was mid at best.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2026 10:55 AM (Suwql)

But did butt stuff. Swalwell LOVES the butt stuff.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 10:57 AM (Zz0t1)

267 IRGC must have a lot of money stashed in France

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2026 10:57 AM (+nEug)

268 More of a Rosh Hashanah joke than a Pesach joke, but I don't have a Pesach joke on tap:

This is the year 5786 according to the Jewish Calendar, but only the year 4723 according to the traditional Chinese calendar.

That means the Jews had to live without Chinese food for over a thousand years.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2026 10:58 AM (IG3/x)

269 267 IRGC must have a lot of money stashed in France
Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2026 10:57 AM (+nEug)

The Gay cardboard one legged Ayatollah has multi millions in property in France... Supposedly

Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2026 10:58 AM (eANu3)

270 Kirsch? Cherries? Cherry Brandy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 01, 2026 10:47 AM (bss/y)
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Not sweet Kirsch liquor. Think Swiss kirsch.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 01, 2026 10:59 AM (1o8D5)

271 The Gay cardboard one legged Ayatollah has multi millions in property in France... Supposedly
Posted by: It's me donna at April 01, 2026 10:58 AM (eANu3)
-----
Any relation to the one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eater?

Posted by: ballistic at April 01, 2026 11:00 AM (oqH4h)

272 Lebanon is supposedly expelling IRGC and hezbollah members. Those guys aren't going back to Iran.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 01, 2026 11:00 AM (+nEug)

273 > She was mid at best.
Posted by: Lizzy at April 01, 2026 10:55 AM (Suwql)

She's pretty cute, IMO.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2026 11:00 AM (IG3/x)

274 Why go to Iran? IRGC and Hezb can just move to Dearborn

Posted by: gKWVE at April 01, 2026 11:01 AM (yYROg)

275
She's pretty cute, IMO.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at April 01, 2026 11:00 AM (IG3/x)

But not treason cute.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at April 01, 2026 11:01 AM (Zz0t1)

276 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at April 01, 2026 11:03 AM (NcvvS)

277 churrasco fogo de chao inspiration.

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