The Morning Report

The Morning Report — 3/31/26

Good morning kids. While it was easy to laugh at the infantile mass lunacy of the No Kings "be-ins" over the weekend, this happened:

Brian Stewart, the Chair of the Hernando County Democrat Party, was charged with simple battery following the incident in Spring Hill. He was booked Saturday afternoon and released two hours later after posting a $1,000 bond, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office. . . A statement from the Hernando County Conservatives organization claims Stewart shoved a “permanently disabled” military veteran who “served our country with honor and distinction” and then struck him in the head with a megaphone.

OF course that is but one example but that it was not just some random braindead AWFL or Soros rent-a-thug but a local Dem bigwig. Of course, what we witnessed over the weekend and indeed starting with the anti-war protests and civil rights riots of 60years ago right up until the present day has is roots in the classrooms and lecture halls of academia.

Members of America’s largest teachers’ union, the National Education Association (NEA), were back in training in February, this time for a confidential webinar entitled “Advocacy and Free Speech Rights for K-12 Educators.” The leaked slide deck, posted by the watchdog group Defending Education, reveals that the NEA is less focused on American students’ stagnant test scores than on training its members to become activists, while using misinterpretations of the First Amendment as a shield.
The February session complements the union’s December 2025 in-person training on “Advancing LGBTQ+ Justice.” That event counseled attendees to “develop a toolset of tactics for dismantling systems of privilege and oppression.”

Students in New Mexico will learn more about the January 6 Capitol riot and climate change than the moon landing. New Mexico high school history guidelines contain over a dozen references to the January 6 riot while only mentioning the moon landing once. The guidelines, part of the New Mexico Instructional Scope for History, are largely focused on racial and gender grievances and encourage teachers to promote Democratic politicians and lament how the richest men in the United States today are “mostly white.”. . . “These state level documents expose a troubling pattern by education activists of pushing leftwing political and social biases into K-12 classrooms as established ‘facts,'” Staley told The Daily Wire. “Students and families deserve an education that values a politically neutral approach to weighing different sides of issues, not political indoctrination.”

Of course The Land of Dis-Enchantment will not be teaching so much as brainwashing their children about the events of that day. No mentioning of Ashlii Babbitt or Roseanne Boyland and how they were murdered in cold blood by Nancy Pelosi's, Christopher Wray's and John Brennan's goons with badges and disguises.

No Kings, but Red Guards disguised as Democrats abound. Unless and until Academia from pre-school through post-graduate is utterly seized and restored to some semblance of sanity. Meh, that requires the restoration of morality, ethics, sanity and american/western cultural values across our entire society. Did the Long March through the institutions bring us to our knees, and if so, is there a road back?

Have a great day!

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AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!

President Trump shared video footage Monday of a massive explosion in Iran from an airstrike on Isfahan – where the majority of Tehran’s 60% enriched uranium is located.
Trump posts clip of massive blast after 2,000-lb bunker buster bombs rip through an Iranian ammunition depot
Operation Epic Fury (Day 31): Israeli Air Force hits Iranian regime and military targets in sweeping strikes.
IDF Eliminates Senior Commander of Hezbollah’s 1800 Terror Unit in Beirut Strike
Trump made the declaration in a message on his website, Truth Social. What remains of the Iranian government after the elimination of “supreme leader” Ayatollah Ali Khamenei has repeatedly denied Trump’s claims that it is in conversation with the American government, while also stating that it has responded to American proposals, which would be impossible without a conversation.
Trump: ‘New’ Iran Regime in Place and Talking, but U.S. Will Blow up Its Power Infrastructure if No Deal
The speaker apparently became the de facto top operative after Israel eliminated Ali Larijan, chief of Iran’s Supreme National Security Council.
Trump Reveals U.S. is Speaking to Iranian Parliament Speaker Mohammad Bagher Ghalibaf
“So again, you do the math on how much longer the Pentagon needs to fully achieve the objectives of Operation Epic Fury, which I will reiterate: destroy the Iranian Navy, destroy their ballistic missiles, dismantle their missile and drone production infrastructure, significantly weaken their proxies throughout the course of this operation, and then, of course, preventing Iran from ever obtaining a nuclear weapon,” Leavitt added.
White House: Original 4-6 Week Operation Epic Fury Timeline Remains in Place
David Harsanyi: The U.S. and the Iranian regime aren't negotiating on equal footing.
Trump’s Iran Deal Must Be Nothing Like Obama’s
“Ensuring the safe passage of ships could serve as an important confidence-building measure in this regard.”
Pakistan hosts emergency talks with Turkey, Egypt, and Saudi Arabia to reopen Strait of Hormuz
The decision underscores Spain’s opposition to the war and limits U.S. military options in the region.
This European NATO Member is Denying the U.S. Access to Its Airspace for Iran Operations.
Tehran's missiles and drones are forging an unlikely alliance. (temporary at best - jjs)
Iran Drives Gulf Toward Israel
Larry Elder: Outrage hypocrisy.
America’s Accidental Tragedy vs. Iran’s Deliberate Atrocities

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Victor Davis Hanson: Military victories are decided on the battlefield—but in modern America, they are too often lost in the politics that follow.
The Two Wars for Iran: The War in a Historical Context
Similar dangers, same isolationist excuses.
Nazi Germany and the Iranian Mullahs

CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
Brian Stewart, the Chair of the Hernando County Democrat Party, was charged with simple battery following the incident in Spring Hill. He was booked Saturday afternoon and released two hours later after posting a $1,000 bond, according to the Hernando County Sheriff’s Office.
Video: Dem County Chair Arrested in Florida After Allegedly Attacking Disabled Vet During ‘No Kings’ Event
What does it say about a so-called "movement" that appears to attract mostly middle-aged white people?
#ProtestsSoWhite: Media Ignore Lack Of Diversity In ‘No Kings’ Protests
Have you noticed that peaceful protest these days has become very much of a girl thing?
What is the Meaning of 'No Kings?'
They speak in a vernacular of protest out of habit and as a cultural identity, but they have no idea what they’re protesting. They’re very angry about the, you know, stuff.
The Latest ‘No Kings’ Protest Is The Sound Of A Tired Old Thing Trying To Not Die
Communist flags. Iranian regime banners. Weirdos in frog suits. It got weird.
All the 'No Kings' Crazies the Media Didn't Show You
The forfeiture ruling, issued last week, is in addition to the $106,000 restitution payment ordered when Cannon-Grant was sentenced this past January to probation, home detention, and community service, with no prison time.
BLM Organizer Ordered to Forfeit Over $224,000 for COVID Fraud Scheme, But Avoids ANY Jail Time.
“The murder of the individual depicted in this mural was a devastating tragedy, but the misguided, isolating intent of those funding murals like the one across the county is divisive and does not represent Providence,” Smiley said in a statement.
Providence mayor calls mural of Ukrainian refugee Iryna Zarutska ‘divisive’ after train stabbing death
“Newsom’s wife is exactly who would be cast if they were looking for a parody of a rich California liberal politician’s wife.”
Newsom’s Wife Brought Children to Red States to See Racism, Sexism, and Bullying Firsthand
The filing claims that the bullet that killed Kirk last September doesn’t match the rifle that Robinson used.
Courtroom Bombshell: ATF Can’t Link Bullet That Killed Charlie Kirk to Suspect's Rifle
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
“Because of the Biden junta's disastrous CBP One app, this illegal alien was allowed to come into the country and commit these murders,” DHS’s Lauren Bis said in a statement:
Biden-Released Illegal Alien Charged with Two Murders in North Carolina Sanctuary County
This demonstrates how the big Democrat jurisdictions in our nation have been heavily reliant on the mostly illegal alien train from Third World countries to keep their struggling populations looking healthier.
New Census data reveals how much Dems depend on illegal aliens for political power and government cash
The move reallocates resources to focus on national security and public safety vetting for higher-risk cases.
Trump Admin Resumes Asylum Processing After 5-Month Pause.
Aims to prevent illegal migrants from using financial institutions to remain in the U.S.
GOP Senator Introduces Bill to Debank Illegal Migrants.
Prioritizing illegal immigrants over the American people.
Democrats’ ICE Derangement Syndrome
THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE
Nicholas Kristof has pulled out the hoariest of boomer liberal tropes, asking what the money spent on war could buy if redirected to welfare.
Liberals Won’t Confront Fraud Because They Still Believe Government Is The Solution
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
Last week, President Donald J. Trump issued an Executive Order directing the Secretary of Homeland Security, along with the Director of the Office of Management and Budget, to utilize funds with a “reasonable logical nexus” to TSA operations to pay the over 60,000 TSA employees, including approximately 50,000 transportation security officers.
TSA Agents Receive Back Pay After Trump Intervenes.
The Treasury Department issued an advisory to banks pushing them to monitor accounts more closely for suspicious activity, saying, “They’re the frontline in identifying financial fraud when nonprofits, whether its daycare centers, hospice care, start wiring big round numbers out, that’s a problem. There are large multi-national criminal organizations that are doing healthcare fraud, so we are all hands on deck.”
Uncle Sam Wants You To Snitch. You’ll Even Get Paid Big For It.
Automotive News reports that the FTC has intensified its oversight of automotive dealership advertising practices, specifically targeting the promotion of vehicles that are no longer in stock or do not exist. This enforcement action carries significant financial consequences, with violations potentially exposing dealerships to fines exceeding $50,000 per offense plus customer restitution, according to attorney Patricia Covington who spoke with Automotive News.
Bait & Switch: FTC Cracks Down on Car Dealerships Advertising Vehicles They Don’t Have for Sale
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
The terrorist watched footage of an Iranian fatwa for "total jihad against the U.S. military" shortly before carrying out his attack.
Michigan Synagogue Terrorist Attack Was Directed By Hezbollah, DOJ Says
The more money the UN sends, the more hostages the terrorists take.
UN Sends Billions to Islamic Terrorists Who Kidnap its Staff
SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
His straight-arrow reputation didn't survive the special counsel investigation.
Robert Mueller’s Dishonor Came Before his Death
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
The resolution to the case in favor of those the government had censored represents a dramatic turnaround of potentially outsize impact.
With Missouri V. Biden Settled, It’s Time For Censorship Reparations
How media framing on obituaries doesn’t stop at politics—it extends to Hollywood.
Chuck Norris Dies 'Politically.' Rob Reiner Doesn’t

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Albany is sabotaging innovation, with national and geopolitical consequences.
New York Is Holding Back American AI
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
So, which is it -- doom and gloom, or the approach of a glorious summer?
Is Pessimism About the Economy Justified?
. . . trillion-dollar asset management fund Apollo Global Management says it will open a secondary headquarters in Florida or Texas. "Apollo expects most of its future hiring to be in the second hub rather than Manhattan," according to the New York Post, surprising literally no one.
This Trillion-Dollar Firm Wants Out of Mamdani's NYC
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
The “Make D.C. Safe and Beautiful Task Force” launched on March 28, 2025. Since then, more than 3,500 personnel — including 800 Federal Law Enforcement officers and 1,800 National Guard Troops — hit the streets of Washington to address crime, the Caller learned. (RELATED: Majority Of Voters Say Trump’s DC Crime Crackdown Was ‘Justified,’ Feel ‘Unsafe')
EXCLUSIVE: Trump’s DC Crackdown Wipes Out Homeless Encampments
New York’s public safety is being reshaped by officials who see policing as the problem, raising serious questions about whether ideology is overtaking effective governance.
Mayor Mamdani’s Latest Appointment to His Staff Is an Absolute Slap in the Face of All Police Officers
Does it ever seem like certain types of crimes get ignored or played down by legacy media?. . .Here’s a list of the latest crime across America.
American Crime Blotter: 3/30/26
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS,
In response to the intensifying European energy crisis, the green lobby in Brussels and Berlin is accelerating the pace of transformation.
Europe Doubles Down on Eco-Transformation
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
The National Education Association’s recent webinar cloaked partisanship and ideology in the mantle of free speech.
America’s Largest Teachers’ Union Prizes Activism Over Education
Typo-laden educational standards encourage educators to grievance politics.
Students In Blue State Spend More Time Learning About January 6 Than The Moon Landing
The Native Hawaiian Health Scholarship Program, which was soliciting applications as recently as March 15, provides financial aid to Native Hawaiian medical students who agree to practice medicine in Hawaii after graduation. Awardees receive tuition, a monthly stipend, and additional funds to cover books and supplies.
HHS Sued For Race-Based Program Reserved For ‘Native Hawaiian’ Students
THE 2020 and SUBSEQUENT ELECTION HEISTS , SHENANIGANS/FRAUD and AFTERMATH
The Warren County Republican Committee (WCRC) has been embroiled in controversy since its February 12 mass meeting, which featured a fraudulent election rife with bylaw violations, known Democrats being inexplicably given ballots, and actual conservatives being turned away at the door for alleged “fire code” violations.
WATCH: Local Virginia GOP Chairman Shuts Down Questions on Democrat Election Fraud Scandal as RINO Supporters Cheer
“I think the republic will survive this as well"
Dems Struggle With Concept of ‘Election Day’
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
Swalwell ought to be answering questions to a grand jury about this.
Is there more to the Eric Swalwell 'Fang Fang' history?
The Republic of Somaliland called on Democrat Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar to be extradited Saturday after Vice President J.D. Vance said she committed immigration fraud.
African Country Calls On Bro-Fo Omar To Be Extradited After JD Vance Said She Committed Fraud
POLITICS
What was meant as political sabotage has, by a mix of unintended consequences and momentum, strengthened Trump’s hand and reshaped the balance of power.
Trump Unleashed: The First 14 Months of Our 47th President
Victory in 2026 will come from consolidating and mobilizing the voters most likely to show up, as well as those most likely to support the party. That means building an unapologetic coalition of MAGA voters and senior citizens.
MAGA + Seniors = GOP Midterm Victory
I’ve only recently become aware of Hasan Piker, the hipster dweeb left-wing influencer who somehow manages to be more insufferable than David Hogg and Maxwell Frost. (I know, that doesn’t seem possible.) Piker is the twerp who took to Cuba to live it up in luxury hotels while claiming that Cubans are totally cool with abject poverty under Communism:
Hasan Piker’s Endorsement Is All the Proof Georgia Needs to Dump Jon Ossoff (Meh, TOssoff himself! - jjs)
At a moment when the opposition seems pretty energized, it’s hard to ignore that Republicans don’t seem to match the urgency.
The Only Midterms Strategy Lamer Than ‘No Kings’ Is GOP Plan To Do Literally Nothing
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
“We’ve always encouraged people to have a break with KITKAT — but it seems thieves have taken the message too literally and made a break with more than 12 tonnes of our chocolate.”
Over 12 Tons of KitKat Bars Stolen En Route From Italy to Poland
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
“The ballroom essentially becomes a shed for what’s being built under [by] the military.”
Trump Reveals Plan for ‘Massive’ Military Complex Beneath White House Ballroom
This is not about rejecting flexibility outright. It is about recognizing that some guardrails are there for a reason.
Keep American ports American run—don't abandon the Jones Act
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
. . . there is a difference between fair profit and exploitation. And nowhere is that distinction clearer today than in the price of insulin.
Soaring Insulin Prices Show How Big Pharma Lost Its Way
Writesman discussed how the FDA put many Chinese companies that produce GLP-1 drugs on a “Green List,” which means they are “not being detained at the border.” She contended that the government-created loophole to flood the market with obesity drugs creates an environment where Americans have access to drugs that may have been created under lax safety standards or lack transparency around ingredients.
Exclusive – RX Border Defense’s Patsy Writesman on CCP’s Stranglehold on Skinny: FDA’s ‘Green List’ Surrendered GLP-1 Supply Chain to China (Chunks in the armor - jjs)
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
A ten-day mission will test NASA’s Orion spacecraft and send astronauts farther from Earth than ever before.
America Is About To Send Astronauts Farther From Earth Than Ever Before
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
The investigation raises concerns about the promotion of anti-aging products to children, potentially fueling unhealthy skincare obsessions and causing harm.
Sephora Investigated for Promoting Anti-Aging Products to Kids as Young as 10 on Social Media.
Christian Toto: Roy Price slams movies for pushing 'The Message,' not fun and escapism
Ex-Amazon Studios Head Slams Woke Hollywood
End of the Road shows trucking as a bellwether of broader American decline, where policy, capital, and technology converge to erode work, wages, and independence.
‘End of the Road: Inside the War on Truckers’ (Gord Magill)
HITHER & YON
Reagan’s behavior after the shooting was nothing short of extraordinary.
45 Years Since Reagan’s Assassination Attempt

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1 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 07:15 AM (YE+xR)

2 Good morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:16 AM (OPGS/)

3
ESPONJA!!1!!11!!!

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 31, 2026 07:17 AM (tljrc)

4 Didn't expect a first but know the drill.
BTW gas here in se Pa is $4.10 -.20

Posted by: Skip at March 31, 2026 07:18 AM (YE+xR)

5 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 07:19 AM (ExV1e)

6 Happy Tuesday

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:19 AM (/+uur)

7 The NEA is responsible for idiocracy today.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 31, 2026 07:21 AM (Q/FnY)

8 Newsom’s Wife Brought Children to Red States to See Racism, Sexism, and Bullying Firsthand

All they had to do was wander the larger cities of CA. Oh that's right, racism, sexism and bullying against Whites doesn't count.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:22 AM (OPGS/)

9 Homeschool.

Posted by: If you're able at March 31, 2026 07:23 AM (2Ez/1)

10 Get off me! Get off me!

Posted by: Chinese wives from the future at March 31, 2026 07:24 AM (eOFY+)

11 Mornin’ Horde!

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 31, 2026 07:25 AM (ewuvP)

12 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 07:25 AM (AkEZC)

13 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

The best St. Crispan's Day speech:
https://youtu.be/bvFHRNGYfuo

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:26 AM (u82oZ)

14 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)

15 We landed men on the moon and returned them safely? When da fuq was this?

Posted by: Future NM High School Graduates at March 31, 2026 07:29 AM (wVcYX)

16 In other news

-head of Unrwa is out Bye, Felicia!
-former head of SF Human Rights Commission arrested for theft and fraud

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)

17 What are you people going on about now?

Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:30 AM (ZxPkt)

18 I recently found a picture of my grandfather and my grandmother and my mom in 1933. He is 24, she is 20, my mom is five months old. Polio, tuberculosis, typhus, and whooping cough were all real threats. Not to mention tetanus and about 1 million other diseases. Plus they are in the middle of The Great Depression where there was no money and people were literally starving. When I get frustrated with the current state of affairs I look at this picture and remind myself that we actually have it pretty good.

We’re blessed.

Let’s all say a quick prayer for DJT and his hot wife.

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at March 31, 2026 07:31 AM (G0Od/)

19 Meanwhile, Twitter is still ablaze with Japanese people reading American tweets and vice versa. The cultural exchange has been a lot of fun to watch.

Before I left for work today, one Japanese user asked "What do you Americans think about communism?"

The first response was "They deserve to be buried in mass graves" and the follow ups were just as good.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:31 AM (OPGS/)

20 Israel and the gulf states are the mop-up and clean-up crew. Let them and the UN and NATO and the EU handle their shit.

We have no obligation or responsibility to enable world commerce but we're all in this together. How much blood and treasure are we willing to commit?

Pull back, regroup, resupply and let it play out. We'll see who steps up.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 31, 2026 07:31 AM (Fbc0I)

21 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at March 31, 2026 07:32 AM (RiKhU)

22 We landed men on the moon and returned them safely? When da fuq was this?"

Whitey on the Moon.

Now feel guilty, ok?

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:32 AM (XuXeR)

23 New Mexico high school history guidelines contain over a dozen references to the January 6 riot while only mentioning the moon landing once.

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#OrangeMoonBad!

Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 07:32 AM (QHOVG)

24 "Newsom’s Wife Brought Children to Red States to See Racism, Sexism, and Bullying Firsthand"

I gotta share something here.

During the recent County Council primary we were speaking with a local businesswoman who transplanted from the downtown Baltimore area many years ago.

She was supporting one of the Republican candidates who exudes the wafting scent of a Progressive wearing Republican clothing. And she told us that she is ready to leave the State due to the hidden racism that is embedded here.

And then yesterday at the Post Office, I had a total stranger who moved here from NYC three years ago explain to me how he is uncomfortable with the deeply hidden racism in the State, that isn't visible unless one is trained on where to see it.

'Hidden Racism' seems to be the intended progressive weapon in the upcoming mid-term.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 07:33 AM (iMotb)

25 Iran is choosing poorly. They are the Hamas of the Middle East. Of course, this is known.

We can bomb Iran into more of a desert, and then call it peace. Or just maintain a robust strike Expeditionary Force, and continue to bomb IRCG leaders.

I do see the Gulf States want the current government of Iran ended. They may even pay us.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:34 AM (u82oZ)

26 Also not reported in China over the weekend about a dozen killed at a farmer's market in Shenzen iirc by a man driving a frontloader.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:35 AM (RIvkX)

27 This happened in my neck of the woods last week

https://tinyurl.com/y4hrbn9s

Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at March 31, 2026 07:35 AM (DDJSl)

28 Hidden Racism' seems to be the intended progressive weapon in the upcoming mid-term.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 07:33 AM (iMotb)

You gotta get those X-Ray Glasses from the old time comic books to see Hidden Racism.

Which is why those glasses are banned today.

Posted by: Race Card Joe at March 31, 2026 07:36 AM (/1l9x)

29 and then call it peace"

"Peace" isn't a goal. Or even involved. It's simple - punch the a**hole in the face. Really, really hard.
Then leave him w/soiled pants and face in the dirt.

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:36 AM (XuXeR)

30 What are you people going on about now?

Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:30 AM (ZxPkt)

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"What do you mean 'YOU PEOPLE'?, H8R! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 07:36 AM (QHOVG)

31 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Did you tell him "Well, in that case you should move back to NY."? Stupid is strong with him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:37 AM (u82oZ)

32 she told us that she is ready to leave the State due to the hidden racism that is embedded here."

So, back to dog whistles...

She's a dog.

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:37 AM (XuXeR)

33 Come see the racism hidden in the system!

Posted by: Monty Python at March 31, 2026 07:37 AM (2Ez/1)

34 Boston-based Black Lives Matter (BLM) activist Monica Cannon-Grant has been ordered to forfeit $224,063 by a federal judge to cover taxpayer dollars she stole through diverting donations from her nonprofit, collecting fraudulent pandemic unemployment benefits, and pocketing rental assistance.

Who did not know BL (really dont)M was 100% grift and grab and corruption?
The minute the big name companies started writing checks for them to go away you knew it was just a grift.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:38 AM (/+uur)

35 Whitey on the Moon.

Now feel guilty, ok?
Posted by: man

"And the white man spoiled the pristine lunar landscape and brought disease to the noble natives that lived their for centuries."

Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:39 AM (OPGS/)

36 It's time for common sense front loader control laws.

Posted by: Karen McAwfl at March 31, 2026 07:39 AM (2Ez/1)

37 And then yesterday at the Post Office, I had a total stranger who moved here from NYC three years ago explain to me how he is uncomfortable with the deeply hidden racism in the State, that isn't visible unless one is trained on where to see it.

'Hidden Racism' seems to be the intended progressive weapon in the upcoming mid-term.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 07:33 AM (iMotb)

I dont think my PO has 1 single white person.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:40 AM (/+uur)

38 *lived there

Posted by: Picker of nits at March 31, 2026 07:40 AM (2Ez/1)

39 "Did you tell him "Well, in that case you should move back to NY."? Stupid is strong with him."

I did tell him that I had a dream of I-95 southbound ending at the Woodrow Wilson bridge.

And that I didn't really consider folks moving here with the idea of making my home resemble what they left as 'Friend' material.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 07:40 AM (iMotb)

40 "Hidden racism." Because darn it, we want to march and protest like they did in the 60s but people just won't be openly racist!

Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:41 AM (OPGS/)

41 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Good answer. That person is a disease vector, and should be treated accordingly.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)

42 Come see the racism hidden in the system!"

Heh. The Dims have dialed up the "its rayciss" bit the past decade as the hispanic/latin/whateveryoucallit vote hasn't been the 99.99% reliable bloc.
And the rhetoric will be even more strident, not less, as there are percieved losses in Dim voter blocs.
Gotta keep'em down on the plantation...

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:42 AM (XuXeR)

43 wait

if the racism is deeply hidden, how did she know where to find it

Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:42 AM (ZxPkt)

44 I dont think my PO has 1 single white person.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:40 AM (/+uur)

Mine also plus zero heterosexuals. Just lip lickers, scissor girls, bull dykes, HeShes and a few Bearded Ladys.

Posted by: Bull Dykes R US at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (/1l9x)

45 "These shifts were largely due to lower levels of net international migration (NIM), which declined nationwide. Nine out of 10 U.S. counties experienced lower NIM levels between July 1, 2024, and June 30, 2025, compared to the year prior.

20 million illegals is about 26 or 27 house seats.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (/+uur)

46 Hidden Racism in Baltimore

I wandered into a Jewish deli once and the place was packed. I was the only white guy eating or working in the place.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (RIvkX)

47 wait

if the racism is deeply hidden, how did she know where to find it
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:42 AM (ZxPkt)

Elementary, my dear Don Black. It's on a buddy adventure with the hidden heat from the deep ocean.

Posted by: Woke Sherlock Holmes at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (wVcYX)

48 A meme in my collection:

"It's horrible just how open minded the racist community is. They don't even care who you hate just as long as you're being racist."

Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (OPGS/)

49 "And the white man spoiled the pristine lunar landscape and brought disease to the noble natives that lived their for centuries."

It was worse than that. I had teachers repeating the BS line about "spending all that money when it could feed/dress/edjumicate/medicate millions!"

Yeah. Celebrations are not allowed...

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (XuXeR)

50 43 wait

if the racism is deeply hidden, how did she know where to find it
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:42 AM (ZxPkt)

Rowdy Roddy Piper sunglasses, yo!

Posted by: IYKYK at March 31, 2026 07:44 AM (eOFY+)

51 43 wait

if the racism is deeply hidden, how did she know where to find it
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:42 AM (ZxPkt)

Dude
You need 13 years of edumacation and 5 to 7 years of kolladge to SEE.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:45 AM (/+uur)

52 They tried to kill me with a forklift!

Posted by: Ken at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (vFG9F)

53 Just lip lickers, scissor girls, bull dykes, HeShes and a few Bearded Ladys."

What, no Methodists?

/ok, not a movie thread

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR)

54 Iran chose poorly when it indiscriminately launched ballistic missiles and drones at about every other country in the Gulf region. Qatar, UAE, Oman and the Saudi's took the brunt of it. Kuwait took a few hits too, as did some infrastructure in Iraq.

Pissing off literally every neighbor in your hood was probably a bad idea.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (AkEZC)

55 Will the diverse astronauts be bringing smallpox blankets for the Moon Men?

Posted by: Better Living Through Chemistry at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (oftw2)

56 Students in New Mexico will learn more about the January 6 Capitol riot and climate change than the moon landing.

*******

As a junior high student in Albuquerque from '69 to '71 I learned a lot about the 1969 moon landing and absolutely nothing about the Jan. 6 events in D.C. or global warming.

How our education system has fallen.

Oh, wait a second...

Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (qgHp7)

57 muldoon

Tip o ta hat to you and your lovely bride.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:48 AM (u82oZ)

58 Pissing off literally every neighbor in your hood was probably a bad idea.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (AkEZC)

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: IRGC General Muhammad Costanza Muhammad at March 31, 2026 07:48 AM (eOFY+)

59 Dems are the biggest racists around.

Posted by: fd at March 31, 2026 07:49 AM (vFG9F)

60 'Hidden Racism' seems to be the intended progressive weapon in the upcoming mid-term.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 07:33 AM (iMotb)

-------------

"Hidden Racism" is a social construct tool of the White Cisheteropatriarchal MicroAggression Oppressor!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 07:49 AM (QHOVG)

61 How our education system has fallen.

Oh, wait a second..."

And they didn't tell y'all that you weren't Mexicans...

/let's put a reminder on the license plates!

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:49 AM (XuXeR)

62 Will the diverse astronauts be bringing smallpox blankets for the Moon Men?
Posted by: Better Living Through Chemistry at March 31, 2026 07:46 AM (oftw2)

And stylish but modest coveralls for the Cat-Women On The Moon?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 07:49 AM (wVcYX)

63 ShainS

The future of desired employees is home schooled and religious schooled kids.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:50 AM (u82oZ)

64 Incidentally, a UK member of Parliament flat-out said that they need to ban X/Twitter because people can share unapproved opinions about illegals on it. Same reason the EU and the Democrats hate it, I imagine.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 07:51 AM (sabhw)

65 M O O N. That spells Hidden Racism!

Posted by: Tom Cullen at March 31, 2026 07:51 AM (eOFY+)

66 Democrats seen as taking back the House after Republicans quit in numbers not seen since the Great Depression
A record number of House Republicans are not seeking re-election...As of Monday, a record 36 Republicans have announced they would not run...

Always the same cycle.....
1. Republicans get us into a war.
2. Economy implodes.
3. Democrat is elected and the economy starts to recover and the country heals.
4. Republicans get re-elected.

I really miss the days where I'd go into election day hoping my preferred slate of candidates would win, but not dreading what would happen if they lose. Like McCain vs Obama in 08, I vastly preferred Obama winning, but didn't fear the end of the Republic if McCain won.

Trump is doing everything possible to centralize everything in the oval office so the other branches of government won’t be necessary.

There will be no sanity until the right wing propaganda/disinformation media ecosystem is addressed. we're going to need to take care of the billionaire problem

it will be harder for democrats to run against "fresh face" republicons than "retiring" republicons responsible for all this bullshit.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 31, 2026 07:51 AM (ycI94)

67 This happened in my neck of the woods last week

https://tinyurl.com/y4hrbn9s

Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at March 31, 2026 07:35 AM (DDJSl)

Looks like the dump truck was pulled over as far as it could. The bus driver is clearly at fault.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 07:51 AM (ExV1e)

68
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
Posted by: IRGC General Muhammad Costanza Muhammad at March 31, 2026 07:48 AM

LOL

Posted by: Love a good Seinfeld reference at March 31, 2026 07:52 AM (2Ez/1)

69 You wanted Cat-Women On The Moon
You'd settle for Moon Men
You get a Space Food Stick

Posted by: Disappointed is not the word at March 31, 2026 07:52 AM (vFG9F)

70 she told us that she is ready to leave the State due to the hidden racism that is embedded here.

Is her name Felicia?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 07:52 AM (ExV1e)

71 >>>if the racism is deeply hidden, how did she know where to find it

The magic uterus of a Karen McAWFL is a thing to behold. It is capable of many, many things.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 07:53 AM (Y1sOo)

72 "Humiliated" "Defeated" "Reproached" "Collapse" "Stumbling"

These are just a few of the immature elementary schoolgirl taunts peppered throughout their headlines about Trump this morning from press like AP, Reuters, CNN, etc.

Its so pervasive now among news headline writers that there is no coming back from it. It's really the ugly, buffoonish end of the commercial press happening right before your eyes. Good riddance.

Posted by: Boswell at March 31, 2026 07:53 AM (V7158)

73 Whitey's on the moon.

https://youtu.be/goh2x_G0ct4

Posted by: Gil Heron at March 31, 2026 07:53 AM (2Ez/1)

74 people can share unapproved opinions about illegals on it."

Bbbbut we're citizens now, not subjects!

/Brits "subject" to Crown and Parliment.

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:53 AM (XuXeR)

75 Dems are the biggest racists around.

Posted by: fd at March 31, 2026 07:49 AM (vFG9F)

--------------

Everyone knows it was their hero, MLK Jr., who said "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by content of their character but by the color of their skin."

Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 07:54 AM (QHOVG)

76 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at March 31, 2026 07:54 AM (53oGX)

77 Looks like the dump truck was pulled over as far as it could. The bus driver is clearly at fault.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 07:51 AM (ExV1e)
=====

Bus driver clearly crossed the double-yellow. On the phone? LOC?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)

78 > 'Hidden Racism' seems to be the intended progressive weapon in the upcoming mid-term.
--------
It occurs to me that every issue the left has with us is something they've made up out of thin air. Or is something they're actively doing, know it's wrong or it's been exposed... so they claim we're doing it.

I'd have to ask one of them; "if it's racism but hidden, how do you know what it is?"

It's all horseshit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 07:55 AM (AkEZC)

79 You get a Space Food Stick"

Tang.

/that is all

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:55 AM (XuXeR)

80 You gotta get those X-Ray Glasses from the old time comic books...

***********

I've always wondered why those glasses could see through the pretty woman's dress, but not through her undergarments...?

Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 07:56 AM (qgHp7)

81 "We didn't used to have these big storms and hurricanes until they started fooling around on the moon!"

- - misremembered quote from A Man On The Street Interview during the moon shots era.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 07:56 AM (wVcYX)

82 - - misremembered quote from A Man On The Street Interview during the moon shots era."

Had a grandmother who opined that. When the Galveston Hurricane was mentioned, she said there was sekret rokets then, too...

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:57 AM (XuXeR)

83 Intrepid AoS Liaison

Per usual, cause and effect are reversed.

Within a group, constant aggression and lies can lead to a Hutu and Tutsi situation. That bloodbath occurred within similar ethnic backgrounds.

Dems want to go right to to the line and say "Who, me?"

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

84 You get a Space Food Stick
Posted by: Disappointed is not the word at March 31, 2026 07:52 AM (vFG9F)

Space Food Stick is peepo

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 07:58 AM (/+uur)

85 I had teachers repeating the BS line about "spending all that money when it could feed/dress/edjumicate/medicate millions!"

And when you point out that we spend even more money on those things and the problems still persist, you get met with screeching.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 07:58 AM (OPGS/)

86 80 You gotta get those X-Ray Glasses from the old time comic books...

***********

AHEM

Posted by: Sea Monkeys at March 31, 2026 07:58 AM (2Ez/1)

87
I happened across a video of that crone, Joni Mitchell, croaking out incoherent drivel at Canada's Juno Awards the other night. Demented, she was. Loves Canada to death, but lives here in the U.S. Solidly grounded values, she has.

At first, with the bad lighting up on the stage, I thought that I was looking at an outtake clip of the alien creature from the new "Hail Mary" film. Your Groovy Hippie Chick from Laurel Canyon glory days are over, girl.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 07:58 AM (xG4kz)

88 Is anyone surprised that these 7th Century Islamist Persians still hate Arabs and Jews?

Posted by: SnakePlizzken at March 31, 2026 07:58 AM (G0Od/)

89 Within a group, constant aggression and lies can lead to a Hutu and Tutsi situation. That bloodbath occurred within similar ethnic backgrounds."

I had a few idiots tell me that it was due to rayciss/colonialism/whitey anyway.

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 07:59 AM (XuXeR)

90 I'd have to ask one of them; "if it's racism but hidden, how do you know what it is?"

Same reason it's fun when they claim something is a "racist dog-whistle" to note that if they can detect it, that means they're a racist dog.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 08:00 AM (sabhw)

91 There was a delightful clip of the No Kings! nearly-dead leaving their assisted living with their printed signs to rail at the sky. A couple with walkers, one in a Hoveround, all moving at a glacial pace. Can't imagine they could travel more than a couple hundred feet.

Posted by: Joan Lunden, A Place For Mom at March 31, 2026 08:01 AM (oftw2)

92 For less than three weeks of war, or $35 billion, we could run a nationwide pre-K program for 3- and 4-year-olds,” and “For $75 million, about an hour’s worth of war, we could provide three books free to every child in America who is living under the poverty line.”

They would just eat the books.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:01 AM (/+uur)

93 There was a delightful clip of the No Kings! nearly-dead leaving their assisted living with their printed signs to rail at the sky. A couple with walkers, one in a Hoveround, all moving at a glacial pace. Can't imagine they could travel more than a couple hundred feet.
Posted by: Joan Lunden, A Place For Mom at March 31, 2026 08:01 AM (oftw2)

That's why you gotta push through them to exit the building when there is a fire.

Posted by: George Costanza at March 31, 2026 08:02 AM (wVcYX)

94 >>This happened in my neck of the woods last week

For the record, that was not me driving that bus.

Posted by: Tiger Woods at March 31, 2026 08:03 AM (Y1sOo)

95 we could provide three books free to every child in America who is living under the poverty line.”

I already bought them laptops. And tablets.

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR)

96 86 80 You gotta get those X-Ray Glasses from the old time comic books...

***********

AHEM
Posted by: Sea Monkeys

What about me?

Posted by: Cardboard Submarine. at March 31, 2026 08:03 AM (oftw2)

97 It can be argued that NASA was a jobs program that greatly benefited white men and women who were engineers, technicians, etc.

In the '60s, the Dems loved it. After '68, when the commies took over the party, they hated it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 08:04 AM (qFwJc)

98 86 80 You gotta get those X-Ray Glasses from the old time comic books...

***********

AHEM
Posted by: Sea Monkeys

What about me?
Posted by: Cardboard Submarine. at March 31, 2026 08:03 AM (oftw2)

And me?

Posted by: Remote Controlled Ghost at March 31, 2026 08:04 AM (wVcYX)

99 95 we could provide three books free to every child in America who is living under the poverty line.”

Unfortunately they can't read thanks to the Teachers Union...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 08:04 AM (kamC8)

100 Whitey's on the moon.

------------

Am I the only one who read that to The Doors' tune "Riders On The Storm?"

Whitey's on the moon
Whitey's on the moon
Into this hate we're thrown
Onto this world we've flown
Like a dog without a scone
An actor whose a clone
Whitey's on the moon

Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 08:04 AM (QHOVG)

101 Pentagon press briefing starting.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:05 AM (NpAcC)

102 The one thing I can certainly fall back on after the last ten years of abuse: I have zero fucks to give to a communist or their islamo-communist masters.

You even come close to me with a whistle or mega-phone, or simply get in my space, you are going down. Period.

Don't even get in my way on your prayer rug facing Mecca. Just don't.

Posted by: Danimal28 at March 31, 2026 08:05 AM (HR77u)

103 ShainS
Golfclap.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 08:06 AM (u82oZ)

104 I tried to get out to protest that bastard Trump, but kept setting off The Wanderguard. Secret Service chased me down.

Posted by: Scranton Joe With Squirts at March 31, 2026 08:06 AM (oftw2)

105 It can be argued that NASA was a jobs program that greatly benefited white men and women who were engineers, technicians, etc."

It was. And it actually accomplished something...

Buying stuff for other people tends to do not so much.

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:06 AM (XuXeR)

106 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:07 AM (9E5Ho)

107 It can be argued that NASA was a jobs program that greatly benefited white men and women who were engineers, technicians, etc.

In the '60s, the Dems loved it. After '68, when the commies took over the party, they hated it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 08:04 AM (qFwJc)

------------

Next you'll be telling me that The DogEater decreed that NASA's primary mission during his Reign of Error would be "Muslim Outreach."

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS at March 31, 2026 08:07 AM (QHOVG)

108 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)

109 Post Office staff in cities have looked like a collection of mental patients and circus freaks for more than a half-century.

Posted by: Schlitzie the Pinhead at March 31, 2026 08:08 AM (oftw2)

110 OF course that is but one example but that it was not just some random braindead AWFL or Soros rent-a-thug but a local Dem bigwig.

When is someone going to follow the money and bury the f*ckers funding this bullshit?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:08 AM (Zz0t1)

111 For less than three weeks of war, or $35 billion, we could run a nationwide pre-K program for 3- and 4-year-olds,” and “For $75 million, about an hour’s worth of war, we could provide three books free to every child in America who is living under the poverty line.”

They would just eat the books.
Posted by: r hennigantx

So after the next terrorist attack we send in the kindergartners, since we spent the defense money on them?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:09 AM (9E5Ho)

112 108 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1)
=====

Whatever happened to "truth in advertising?"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

113 Uh Oh, It's Cesar Chavez Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:10 AM (NpAcC)

114 And then yesterday at the Post Office, I had a total stranger who moved here from NYC three years ago explain to me how he is uncomfortable with the deeply hidden racism in the State, that isn't visible unless one is trained on where to see it.

--

So much for all those "conservative" transplants to SC, whose license plates from deep blue states make me very uneasy.

I know you're in SC, VIA, and know how the last 5-10 years has seen enormous numbers of transplants from people in deep blue state hellholes. I keep trying to reassure myself they're actually conservative-leaning people leaving those places, but I also intuit that's not true in many cases.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)

115 ShainS

The guy who invented that wicked game Diplomacy, did not do more. He just wanted to be a mailman. Never understood that.

WierdDave hosted a Diplomacy game of the Horde members that signed up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (u82oZ)

116 You even come close to me with a whistle or mega-phone, or simply get in my space, you are going down. Period.

Posted by: Danimal28

This attitude needs to be normalized.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (OPGS/)

117 The art of reading books was ruint by oppressors mandating pants in order to participate.

Posted by: Wild Women of Wongo at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (oftw2)

118 ***Keep American ports American run—don't abandon the Jones Act
--

MBAs would sell their mothers if it would improve the balance sheet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (ZwdAr)

119
Whatever happened to "truth in advertising?"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

When has that ever been the case? I mean, last time I had Red Bull, I jumped off a roof and didn't fly.......Wings my ass.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)

120 Uh Oh, It's Cesar Chavez Day."

So, beware the idiots of March?

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:12 AM (XuXeR)

121 Uh Oh, It's Cesar Chavez Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:10 AM (NpAcC)

So I can grab em by the pussy?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:12 AM (Zz0t1)

122 I know you're in SC, VIA, and know how the last 5-10 years has seen enormous numbers of transplants from people in deep blue state hellholes. I keep trying to reassure myself they're actually conservative-leaning people leaving those places, but I also intuit that's not true in many cases.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)

We just saw one of the largest mass migrations in US history (that nobody will publicly acknowledge), and the only urban-to-rural one since Manifest Destiny and the closure of the frontier.

If anyone thinks those were all or even mostly conservatives, I have some bad news.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 31, 2026 08:13 AM (BI5O2)

123
This attitude needs to be normalized.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (OPGS/)

The pan to the pAntifa face requires adult verification now.

I miss that video.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

124 116 You even come close to me with a whistle or mega-phone, or simply get in my space, you are going down. Period.
---

It appears the only places they attempt this form of bullying are areas previously pacified.
(they don't go into unclaimed territory)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (ZwdAr)

125 Why should March get 31 days and February only 28! Discrimination against Black History Mumf is why!

Posted by: Equity Now! at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (oftw2)

126 Whatever happened to "truth in advertising?"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

When has that ever been the case? I mean, last time I had Red Bull, I jumped off a roof and didn't fly.......Wings my ass.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)

And the menu at Panda Express is totally bereft of Panda.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (wVcYX)

127 I think I saw where a claim was made that we had bombed an Iranian heavy water facility.

With a pundit then remarking that it was wrong of the US to make Iranian children go without clean water....to drink.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (iMotb)

128 When has that ever been the case? I mean, last time I had Red Bull, I jumped off a roof and didn't fly.......Wings my ass.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (Zz0t1)
=====

I've been using Calgon in my bath for years, yet I'm still here.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:15 AM (RIvkX)

129 The art of reading books was ruint by oppressors mandating pants in order to participate.
Posted by: Wild Women of Wongo at March 31, 2026 08:11 AM (oftw2)
---
Huggy Squirrel doesn't *force* anyone to wear pants on the Sunday Morning Book Thread.

By strange coincidence, though, those who choose not to will experience a mysterious run of bad luck.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 31, 2026 08:15 AM (ESVrU)

130 Since March 28, 2024, homicide has dropped 61%, motor vehicle theft decreased by 53% and robbery fell by 45%, according to the data shared with the Caller.

In August, Trump federalized the D.C. police and deployed the National Guard to Washington, D.C., to help with crime in the city.

Once again I think that high crime is the Progressive plan to create a new National Police that THEY control.
See TSA for example.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:16 AM (/+uur)

131 MAGA + Seniors = GOP Midterm Victory
_________
Frankly, that sounds like wishful BS.

Remember, "senior" and "senate" come from the same root. Can't trust either one.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 31, 2026 08:16 AM (AlhUl)

132 And the menu at Panda Express is totally bereft of Panda.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (wVcYX)

I too was disappointed when I visited Twin Peaks.

Posted by: That one person who thought it was a mountain climbing theme at March 31, 2026 08:16 AM (eOFY+)

133 This midterm is the last gasp of the poisonous, racist gasbag Obama.

Every nasty, false, vile, racist, hateful smear of America and Americans that he fed and fed off of will be dialed up to the max.

He is a racial arsonist backed by a cadre of affluent, entitled communist who are with consumed with anger, envy and greed.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:16 AM (HXT0k)

134 Whatever happened to "truth in advertising?"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

When has that ever been the case? I mean, last time I had Red Bull, I jumped off a roof and didn't fly.......Wings my ass.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

And the menu at Panda Express is totally bereft of Panda.
Posted by: Count de Monet

Happy endings aren't happy if you get arrested.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:17 AM (9E5Ho)

135 See TSA for example.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:16 AM (/+uur)

Traveling
Sexual
Assault

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

136 did you guys see Joetato and Fishnets got TWO new puppies?!?!

ew. just ew.

those poor dogs.

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 08:17 AM (j+aD2)

137
Happy endings aren't happy if you get arrested.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:17 AM (9E5Ho)

This is about me, isn't it........

Posted by: Robert Kraft at March 31, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

138 OT: If you're in VA, please vote No by Apr 21.

While the "No" vote is being outspent and outraised 54-1 last I checked, apparently, money may not be able to buy this election...especially if you go vote.

3 weeks left...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 08:18 AM (tOcjL)

139 WATCH: Local Virginia GOP Chairman Shuts Down Questions on Democrat Election Fraud Scandal as RINO Supporters Cheer
________
The Republicans are really doing their damnedest to get us to sit this election out.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 31, 2026 08:18 AM (AlhUl)

140 did you guys see Joetato and Fishnets got TWO new puppies?!?!

ew. just ew.

those poor dogs.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 08:17 AM (j+aD2)

They'll be breeding age, soon.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 31, 2026 08:18 AM (Zz0t1)

141 "but I also intuit that's not true in many cases."

My intuit is sitting right there next to your intuit.

And I see that this go-around, the Democratic party is intending to have a candidate in EVERY State house race.

No uncontested races in the mid-term.

Something that nationally, the right seems to be unable to grasp.

You might lose if you run.

You Can't win if you don't.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 08:19 AM (iMotb)

142 The supply of Iranian "senior commanders" seems inexhaustible.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2026 08:19 AM (fZiTB)

143 And the menu at Panda Express is totally bereft of Panda.
Posted by: Count de Monet
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Thought Panda Express a Mexican restaurant until (here) I read that it is Japanese.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:19 AM (ZwdAr)

144
Thought Panda Express a Mexican restaurant until (here) I read that it is Japanese.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:19 AM (ZwdAr)

Chinese
Japanese
Dirty knees
Look at these!

( . ) ( . )

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 31, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

145 The supply of Iranian "senior commanders" seems inexhaustible."

"Private Achmed, front and center!"

Congratulations on your new ra.... *boom*

"Private Ahmed, front and center!"

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:20 AM (XuXeR)

146 133 This midterm is the last gasp of the poisonous, racist gasbag Obama.

from your keyboard to God's ears!!!

btw to the "how are people doing?" question us personally really well. lots of business and I mean we own the house here so not affected by high interest rates on loans. the kids are a mix - one living in town here has low rent and they're thinking of moving to a new place with lower rent! rents in Philly are going down in a lot of places, and there's more availability. take from that what you will.

up north things are still pretty rough, it's so expensive to rent in these not-so-nice places, I don't get it. and hard to keep up with cost of living, even in upstate NY! it is wild. so I dunno. we have problems in PA but NE has more problems than we do seems like. not great for young people up there. they do want to stay after graduation but I'm like ... why?

skiing is nice but come on guys

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 08:20 AM (j+aD2)

147 Yankees in SC?

They are carpetbaggers that come for good jobs and social peace, but refuse to assimilate.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (qFwJc)

148 But, no yellow.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (Zz0t1)

149 "And the menu at Panda Express is totally bereft of Panda."

It's on the 'secret' menu.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (iMotb)

150 And the menu at Panda Express is totally bereft of Panda.
Posted by: Count de Monet
---

Thought Panda Express a Mexican restaurant until (here) I read that it is Japanese.
Posted by: Braenyard

Jose Ichiwa - head cook

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (9E5Ho)

151 Reading Trumps recent comments, and watching how the Euro’s are responding to this war, I’m reasonably sure that NATO is dead for good this time. The US has no more need or use for it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (ZPDpH)

152 Village Idiot's Apprentice

GOPe is going full UK conservative. A Trump policy based party would wipe them out with the voters.

Hard to think what is passing for electoral tactics with the GOPe. Except failure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

153 Something that nationally, the right seems to be unable to grasp.

You might lose if you run.

You Can't win if you don't.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
--

Put Trump's daughter in law back in charge, that will straighten them up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (ZwdAr)

154 The US has no more need or use for it."

NOOOOO!!!!

/State

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (XuXeR)

155 151 Reading Trumps recent comments, and watching how the Euro’s are responding to this war, I’m reasonably sure that NATO is dead for good this time. The US has no more need or use for it.

an excellent result and a very long time coming!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 08:22 AM (j+aD2)

156 Can someone please put Tiger Woods in a rehab facility before he kills someone?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

157 "Humiliated" "Defeated" "Reproached" "Collapse" "Stumbling"

These are just a few of the immature elementary schoolgirl taunts peppered throughout their headlines about Trump this morning from press like AP, Reuters, CNN, etc.

Its so pervasive now among news headline writers that there is no coming back from it. It's really the ugly, buffoonish end of the commercial press happening right before your eyes. Good riddance.
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Yeah, that's the real enjoyment of reading my hate feed:
They're trying so hard to stuff as much juvenile name-calling and insults into the headline.
It's so ridiculous, over-the-top how they are so consumed with hate.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:23 AM (HXT0k)

158 Who will crap up the house more, Joe or the new puppies?

Posted by: Place Yer Bets at March 31, 2026 08:23 AM (oftw2)

159 "For less than three weeks of war, or $35 billion, we could run a nationwide pre-K program for 3- and 4-year-olds,” and “For $75 million, about an hour’s worth of war, we could provide three books free to every child in America who is living under the poverty line.”

Imagine what could be done with the money saved once all illegals are removed.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:24 AM (Sco7b)

160 It's also, National Tater Day. 🥔

Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC)

161 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 31, 2026 08:24 AM (VV48T)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 31, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

162 the assholes here in the peoples republic of jacksonville florida have used the supposed "iran conflict" to jack up the price per gallon from an average of 2.82 a gallon 3 weeks ago to 4.30 a gallon even though their spot price at which they filled the tanks at each filling station was not anywhere near 4.30 a gallon

Posted by: paulnjax at March 31, 2026 08:25 AM (PPnyU)

163 It's so ridiculous, over-the-top how they are so consumed with hate"

Be of good cheer, y'all.

Name calling is all they have left. Time to point at them and laugh.

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:25 AM (XuXeR)

164 "For less than three weeks of war, or $35 billion, we could run a nationwide pre-K program for 3- and 4-year-olds,” and “For $75 million, about an hour’s worth of war, we could provide three books free to every child in America who is living under the poverty line.”

Imagine what could be done with the money saved once all illegals are removed.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:24 AM (Sco7b)

It always amazes me when the libtards decide to be budget hawks........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

165 I've read a couple of stories about the bicycle terrorists who were trying to take over the Golden Gate Bridge.

Because none of them mention the motivation, you know damned good and well the motivation:
Some radical, far-left, loony bullshit.
Most likely the climate change fraud.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:26 AM (HXT0k)

166 160 It's also, National Tater Day. 🥔

What's taters, precious?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 08:26 AM (DgMqy)

167 >Whatever happened to "truth in advertising?"
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that went out with the padded bra

Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 08:26 AM (ZxPkt)

168 I know you're in SC, VIA, and know how the last 5-10 years has seen enormous numbers of transplants from people in deep blue state hellholes. I keep trying to reassure myself they're actually conservative-leaning people leaving those places, but I also intuit that's not true in many cases.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 31, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI)

Most Yankees, if not flaming lib loons, are moderates who hate guns, think abortion is a medical issue, guilt ridden over any race card played and think Mitt Romney is a rock ribbed conservative and love government programs of any kind. There is a reason the places they come from are democrat run shitholes.

Posted by: Zombie Buford Pusser at March 31, 2026 08:26 AM (/1l9x)

169 165 I've read a couple of stories about the bicycle terrorists who were trying to take over the Golden Gate Bridge.

that was a crazy story

I mean bikers are asshats but this was pretty extreme even for those guys

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 31, 2026 08:26 AM (j+aD2)

170 Aliassmithsmith, pour some hydrogen peroxide in your ear, it might help.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:26 AM (ZwdAr)

171 This happened in my neck of the woods last week

https://tinyurl.com/y4hrbn9s

Posted by: Swamp Rabbit at March 31, 2026 07:35 AM (DDJSl)

OMG!! A parent's worse nightmare. It appears, for the dashcam footage, that the bus veered directly into the path of the dump truck. Prayers for all who were injured and the parents who lost their children. So very sad.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 31, 2026 08:27 AM (5xuJ/)

172 "the assholes here in the peoples republic of jacksonville florida have used the supposed "iran conflict" to jack up the price per gallon"

I'm sure that your Progressive Mayor will jump right on that.

BTW, who is her ex sleeping with now?

They were both fun to watch on the news, back in the day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 08:27 AM (iMotb)

173 Whatever happened to "truth in advertising?"
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that went out with the padded bra
Posted by: Don Black

Close it down. We have a winner!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:27 AM (9E5Ho)

174 156 Can someone please put Tiger Woods in a rehab facility before he kills someone?
Posted by: Sponge

Chip and Joanna flip houses, Tiger flips cars.

Posted by: Find Your Niche at March 31, 2026 08:28 AM (oftw2)

175 if not flaming lib loons, are moderates who hate guns, think abortion is a medical issue, guilt ridden over any race card played"

Don't forget trucks. They hate trucks. It's amazing...

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:28 AM (XuXeR)

176 It's also, National Tater Day. 🥔
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:25 AM (NpAcC)

I get my own day? Cool.

Posted by: Ron White at March 31, 2026 08:28 AM (wVcYX)

177 Aliassmithsmith, pour some hydrogen peroxide in your ear, it might help.
Posted by: Braenyard

Naptha. Then light it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:29 AM (9E5Ho)

178
Chip and Joanna flip houses, Tiger flips cars.
Posted by: Find Your Niche at March 31, 2026 08:28 AM (oftw2)

Your point is valid.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

179 167 that went out with the padded bra
Posted by: Don Black

Does anyone know where to purchase the Dagmar-style pointed ones that were popular in the 50's?

...asking for a friend

Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 08:30 AM (Y8DZL)

180 ASS got nuked pretty quick. Spicoli was quick on the draw.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

181 I hadn't seen reports about the Golden Gate Bridge

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

182 Yeah, that's the real enjoyment of reading my hate feed:
They're trying so hard to stuff as much juvenile name-calling and insults into the headline.
It's so ridiculous, over-the-top how they are so consumed with hate.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:23 AM (HXT0k)

Since I'm on a horror movie kick, I also watch MS Now. Insults include unprepared, wavering, volatile, changes his mind based on his mood, doesn't read, juvenile.

Basicallly all the crap they always say about conservatives turned up to 11. Screaming 'WOLF!' every five minutes must be tiring.

Don't CNN's 700,000 and MS Now's 1.6 million viewers deserve better? They're letting 0.007% of America's viewing public down.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:31 AM (Sco7b)

183 Mrs. F. says it was the Bay Bridge

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)

184 Does anyone know where to purchase the Dagmar-style pointed ones that were popular in the 50's?

...asking for a friend
Posted by: Auspex

Look like a taillight on a '52 Cadillac.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:31 AM (9E5Ho)

185
Does anyone know where to purchase the Dagmar-style pointed ones that were popular in the 50's?

...asking for a friend
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 08:30 AM (Y8DZL)

I could see where a comeback might be in the works.......

https://is.gd/Olo8AI

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

186 167 that went out with the padded bra
Posted by: Don Black

Does anyone know where to purchase the Dagmar-style pointed ones that were popular in the 50's?

...asking for a friend
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 08:30 AM (Y8DZL)

In 28 O-cups?

Posted by: Summer Robert at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (wVcYX)

187 Can someone please put Tiger Woods in a rehab facility before he kills someone?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)
*****
He should probably lose his drivers license for awhile.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

188 I sometimes scroll up to read what Alias has spewed, but he's always been nuked before I have a chance

just as well

Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (ZxPkt)

189 And of course only conservative WHITE MEN are racists.
They call us names, but we are the racists. Just how does that work? Because we think for ourselves and don't tow their political lines? Because we don't and never will bow down to their bully tactics? Because we are the ones who know they are full of shit? Well I don't care what they say or think, I'm my own person not a robot stooge buying their bullshit. My vote is not for sale and I won't be shamed into voting for a Commie asshole.

Posted by: Case at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (pvf3X)

190 *****
He should probably lose his drivers license for awhile.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

He's worth half a billion dollars. Why is he driving at all? ESPECIALLY after he's been popping pills all day.

The dude has a serious problem.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

191 I could see where a comeback might be in the works.......
https://is.gd/Olo8AI"

You sir, are a great American. More coffeve!

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:34 AM (XuXeR)

192 I could see where a comeback might be in the works.......

https://is.gd/Olo8AI
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Posted by: Modern Women at March 31, 2026 08:34 AM (wVcYX)

193 And It's TRANSGENDER INVISIBILITY DAY.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (NpAcC)

194 Don't forget trucks. They hate trucks. It's amazing...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:28 AM (XuXe

And leaf burning. And hunting. And fireworks

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (fZiTB)

195 if the racism is deeply hidden, how did she know where to find it
Posted by: Don Black at March 31, 2026 07:42 AM (ZxPkt)

She has that special compass from "Pirates of the Caribbean".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (ExV1e)

196 And leaf burning. And hunting. And fireworks
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (fZiTB)

And beer.....and BBQ.....and boobs.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

197 The dude has a serious problem."

Indeed. Seems that having dad around limited worse impulses, but over the last 15 years or so...

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (XuXeR)

198 I read that Woods continues to drive because he doesn't want a driver to rat out where he goes or who he sees. Driving and pills might only be a small chunk of his dysfunction.

Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)

199 And leaf burning. And hunting. And fireworks
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (fZiTB)

And beer.....and BBQ.....and boobs.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

and drive-in movies.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (wVcYX)

200 Found it!!

https://instapundit.com/786507/

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 08:37 AM (iMotb)

201 > And It's TRANSGENDER INVISIBILITY DAY.
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The last thing in the world is that they want to be invisible.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 08:38 AM (AkEZC)

202 I read that Woods continues to drive because he doesn't want a driver to rat out where he goes or who he sees. Driving and pills might only be a small chunk of his dysfunction.
Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)

One would think that after he was found to have banged over 120 women around the world, all while professing his 'love' to his wife at the time, and his desire for Ambien and champaign, he would know we all know just what kind of f*cked off human he is.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

203 Huh...Pentagon Leaders hold briefing on Iran War.

Only on MS Now....

Huh...?

Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:38 AM (Sco7b)

204 For less than three weeks of war, or $35 billion, we could run a nationwide pre-K program for 3- and 4-year-olds,” and “For $75 million, about an hour’s worth of war, we could provide three books free to every child in America who is living under the poverty line.”
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Any child anywhere in the US, regardless of income, age or race, can get a free Bible anytime they want.
That's more than 60 free books that they can have.

Oh?

So it's not really a free book you want the poor children to have, is it?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (HXT0k)

205 Thought Panda Express a Mexican restaurant until (here) I read that it is Japanese.
Posted by: Braenyard

There used to be a Chinese-Mexican buffet type restaurant hear in town. It was kind of strange. Didn’t last.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (ZPDpH)

206 And beer.....and BBQ.....and boobs."

Other night the kidlet and a couple of his friends were over... sitting on the back deck, cleaning their guns. Couple of neighbors stopped by, much admiration for said firearms.

Mrs chuckled and said "you'd never see that back in Fairfax "...

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (XuXeR)

207 **Xaviel and Rosalee Lugo, their eighth-grader, Xelani,
***'

What kind of fucked up names are those?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (ZwdAr)

208 Bus driver clearly crossed the double-yellow. On the phone? LOC?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)

Could be a blown tire.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (ExV1e)

209 I read that Woods continues to drive because he doesn't want a driver to rat out where he goes or who he sees. Driving and pills might only be a small chunk of his dysfunction.
Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)
=====
He shouldn't be trusted with a golf cart either.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)

210 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 31, 2026 08:40 AM (2Ez/1)

211 For the record, that was not me driving that bus.
Posted by: Tiger Woods at March 31, 2026 08:03 AM (Y1sOo)

It was still upright so this checks out.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 08:41 AM (ExV1e)

212 One would think that after he was found to have banged over 120 women around the world, all while professing his 'love' to his wife at the time, and his desire for Ambien and champaign, he would know we all know just what kind of f*cked off human he is.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

Ah, a role model to inner city kids across the country.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 08:41 AM (ZPDpH)

213 Huh...Pentagon Leaders hold briefing on Iran War.

Only on MS Now....

Huh...?
Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:38 AM (Sco7b)
*****
I watched it on FNC.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:41 AM (NpAcC)

214 Yet, in a 'what were you thinking' moment, Woods has a Congressional Medal of Freedom from Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

215 202 I read that Woods continues to drive because he doesn't want a driver to rat out where he goes or who he sees. Driving and pills might only be a small chunk of his dysfunction.
Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)

Maybe Trump can take back that fancy medal he gave him a few years ago. Some example to youth he turned out to be.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2026 08:43 AM (fZiTB)

216 198 I read that Woods continues to drive because he doesn't want a driver to rat out where he goes or who he sees. Driving and pills might only be a small chunk of his dysfunction.
Posted by: The Mind That Alters, Alters All at March 31, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)

He does like to cheat on his partners...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 31, 2026 08:43 AM (tOcjL)

217 And the menu at Panda Express is totally bereft of Panda.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (wVcYX)

They just label it as chicken. No one can tell the difference.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 08:43 AM (ExV1e)

218 214 Yet, in a 'what were you thinking' moment, Woods has a Congressional Medal of Freedom from Trump.
Posted by: Sponge

Wasn't Elvis an honorary DEA agent of some such?

Posted by: Hunka Burnin' Love at March 31, 2026 08:43 AM (oftw2)

219 Those that actually earned the CMF should be pissed off royally at the fact that the once prestigious honor has been granted to:

Joe Biden
Megan Rapinoe
Tiger Woods

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

220 Sock it to me!

Posted by: Nixon's the One! at March 31, 2026 08:45 AM (RIvkX)

221 > Yet, in a 'what were you thinking' moment, Woods has a Congressional Medal of Freedom from Trump.
---------
TBH... there are a lot of people who've received the Congressional Medal of Freedom who probably shouldn't have.

I think it's more of a popularity contest. Sometimes a stick in the eye to the opposition. But increasingly meaningless.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 08:45 AM (AkEZC)

222 >I read that Woods continues to drive because he doesn't want a driver to rat out where he goes or who he sees.

Does he have a Maserati?
Does it go 185?

Posted by: Joe Walsh at March 31, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)

223 WATCH: Local Virginia GOP Chairman Shuts Down Questions on Democrat Election Fraud Scandal as RINO Supporters Cheer
---
A significant portion of Republican voters only vote Republican for lower taxes.
On all other issues, they prefer the Democrat policy.
And will vote for the Democrat.

Remember: That Republican Party that has been trying to stop Trump since 2015 does have a base of support.
Driving them out of the Party is as much a project as driving their representatives out.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:45 AM (HXT0k)

224 Some asshat on Morning Joe just called Hegseth the Secretary of Defence. CBC does that too.

Denial of reality is such an art...

Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:45 AM (Sco7b)

225 203 Huh...Pentagon Leaders hold briefing on Iran War.

Only on MS Now....

Huh...?
Posted by: Stateless

Original content costs money and they ain't making any.

Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 08:46 AM (Y8DZL)

226 What kind of fucked up names are those?"

You were not supposed to notice. Also said kids were enroute to electric car race...

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:46 AM (XuXeR)

227 Hopefully the last Boom-Boom in my pants this month!

Posted by: Joe@Rehoboth Beach at March 31, 2026 08:46 AM (oftw2)

228
You were not supposed to notice. Also said kids were enroute to electric car race...
Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 08:46 AM (XuXeR)

At least they were going to race a car they built from the ground up.

That being said, FormulaE is some of the dumbest shit out there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

229 I watched it on FNC.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:41 AM (NpAcC

Maybe they cut away when I turned. It lasted only another 2 minutes or so. Thanks for letting me know.

That was weird.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 08:47 AM (Sco7b)

230 217 And the menu at Panda Express is totally bereft of Panda.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 31, 2026 08:14 AM (wVcYX)

They just label it as chicken. No one can tell the difference.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 08:43 AM
++++

Tastes like collie.

Posted by: B.O. at March 31, 2026 08:47 AM (2Ez/1)

231 In many ways, President Trump reminds me of President Reagan. Both exemplify unwavering patriotism, true leadership, and courage in life-threatening circumstances. Both of them inherited disastrous leftist policies, nihilism, and cultural decay, and both vowed to make America great again. Both earned the gratitude of nations and individuals by making the world freer, more peaceful, and secure. And both were spared for a reason.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:47 AM (/+uur)

232
They just label it as chicken. No one can tell the difference.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 08:43 AM

You asked for it.........

https://youtu.be/rRFmjZfGj5U

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

233 Somewhere I read that USSS has prohibited Woods from driving Vanessa's kids around. Sounds like that could be true.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 08:48 AM (Y1sOo)

234 The last thing in the world is that they want to be invisible.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 08:38 AM (AkEZC)
*****
The next Democrat president will make sure that they aren't.
You know they will be replacing the American flags that Trump installed at the WH with the trans flag on this day.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:49 AM (NpAcC)

235 Posted by: Joe@Rehoboth Beach at March 31, 2026 08:46 AM (oftw2)

====

TFG amirite?
Commits ten times the crimes I did, and nothing.
*makes jerkoff gesture*

Posted by: Nixon's the One! at March 31, 2026 08:49 AM (RIvkX)

236 "Thought Panda Express a Mexican restaurant"

I don't think it matters what nationality they claim when the food is as bad as theirs. Once was enough. 30 dollars for food for two and most of it went into the trash.

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 31, 2026 08:49 AM (cO6oP)

237 Posted by: Will Robinson at March 31, 2026 08:49 AM (cO6oP)

DANGER! DANGER!!

Posted by: Robot at March 31, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

238 I still have remnants of poison ivy and it's really starting to piss me off........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

239 GOPe is going full UK conservative. A Trump policy based party would wipe them out with the voters.

Hard to think what is passing for electoral tactics with the GOPe. Except failure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 31, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

The effect is on display here in Texas - you would think Cornyn would be in the fight of his life, but he isn’t even campaigning, he expects to be enthroned in his runoff and doesn’t think he needs to bother talking to anyone in the State he pretends to represent.

Paxton is going to wipe the floor with him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 08:52 AM (ZPDpH)

240 Then again, given the recent incident, maybe USSS should prohibit agents from possessing guns around Trump's grandchildren.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 08:53 AM (Y1sOo)

241 DANGER! DANGER!!
Posted by: Robot at March 31, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)
======

QUIET you babbling bucket of bolts!
/sashay

Posted by: Dr. Smith at March 31, 2026 08:53 AM (RIvkX)

242 A mural of Iryna is divisive?

I can see the problem, its you dude. Have you labeled Picasso's Guernica as divisive?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 08:54 AM (2GVsD)

243
Paxton is going to wipe the floor with him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 08:52 AM (ZPDpH)

There was an article I saw not long ago that Trump was close to endorsing Paxton. Has that officially happened yet?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

244 The effect is on display here in Texas - you would think Cornyn would be in the fight of his life, but he isn’t even campaigning, he expects to be enthroned in his runoff and doesn’t think he needs to bother talking to anyone in the State he pretends to represent.

Paxton is going to wipe the floor with him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 08:52 AM (ZPDpH)
*****
In my area Cornyn is running nonstop negative ads.
I haven't seen any ads from Paxton.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 08:54 AM (NpAcC)

245 238 I still have remnants of poison ivy and it's really starting to piss me off........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Yeah, having it on the penis is no laughing matter.

Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (Y8DZL)

246 There's a Panda Express brand of Teriyaki sauce that's not terrible. Grandkids like it. It's passable on chicken if one is in a hurry to feed them.

I've used it as a dipping sauce a couple times.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (AkEZC)

247 Who was the jerkoff USSS that shot himself in the buttox?

No name or pics?

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (/+uur)

248 Panda Express has some good items but only
Beef and Broccoli
Mushroom Chicken
Fried Rice and Noodles are ok but high calorie

Odds are not good on anything else

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (RIvkX)

249 Panda Express OK. It's not more expensive than anywhere else, either.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 08:56 AM (DgMqy)

250
Yeah, having it on the penis is no laughing matter.
Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (Y8DZL)

Thankfully, this is NOT the case.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

251 I still have remnants of poison ivy and it's really starting to piss me off........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Yeah, having it on the penis is no laughing matter.
Posted by: Auspex

Flashback to high school. Camping at the lake. Some yahoo burned logs with it on them.

Yes. You can get it from burning it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (9E5Ho)

252 The effect is on display here in Texas - you would think Cornyn would be in the fight of his life, but he isn’t even campaigning, he expects to be enthroned in his runoff and doesn’t think he needs to bother talking to anyone in the State he pretends to represent.

Paxton is going to wipe the floor with him.
Posted by: Tom Servo
---

DC is spending a $Million Dollars a day promoting Cornyn, Don't count your chickens.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (ZwdAr)

253
Yes. You can get it from burning it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (9E5Ho)

Yeah, you can........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

254 Paxton is going to wipe the floor with him.

I’ve seen concern that if Paxton wins, there won’t be anything stopping the governor from implementing de facto sharia law in Texas. But we’ll see.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (QZThv)

255 I’ve seen concern that if Paxton wins, there won’t be anything stopping the governor from implementing de facto sharia law in Texas. But we’ll see.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (QZThv)

This is why I like what Chip Roy has been saying. He's taking the islhamic invasion seriously, it seems.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

256 238 I still have remnants of poison ivy and it's really starting to piss me off........
Posted by: Sponge

Urushiol is evil! Ever wonder why cashews are never sold in the shell? It's because leaves and nutshells of cashews contain urushiol, it's in the nuts, too, but roasting or boiling them neutralizes the poison.

Posted by: Itchin' To Share at March 31, 2026 08:58 AM (oftw2)

257 Kirk killer bullet:
It doesn't mean the bullet "did NOT match" the rifle like the headline says.The defense wants to use "inconclusive" as exculpatory evidence — but the prosecution wants to run chemical or molecular analysis comparing the jacket alloy to ammunition recovered with the gun.

Unlike tool mark analysis, it doesn't require an intact bullet.

The defense is trying to block that testing from happening.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:58 AM (/+uur)

258 They have Poisonwood trees down in the Keys. Around a hundred times more potent than poison ivy. Same toxic sap. Trees were pointed out on the trails. Stay FAR FAR away !!!

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 08:59 AM (pDt9x)

259
Unlike tool mark analysis, it doesn't require an intact bullet.

The defense is trying to block that testing from happening.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:58 AM (/+uur)

"Did you see what he was wearing? He was ASKING for it!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

260 So it's not really a free book you want the poor children to have, is it?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (HXT0k)

It's not about the children at all, it's about having the taxpayer fork over a fuckton of money to a carefully selected publisher to pass on some of the money to carefully selected authors.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:00 AM (ExV1e)

261 There was an article I saw not long ago that Trump was close to endorsing Paxton. Has that officially happened yet?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

There was a plot by Thune to try to get Trump to endorse Cornyn; Trump made a couple unfortunate posts about the idea, but quickly got the message from his Texas supporters that everybody here just wanted him to stay out of it - which fortunately he did. Runoff is on May 26.

Most recent statewide polls show Wesley Hunt voters mostly switching to Paxton, and Cornyn still stuck at the same 41% he got the first time. (Only those who voted in the first round are allowed to vote in the second)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:00 AM (ZPDpH)

262 Courtroom Bombshell: ATF Can’t Link Bullet That Killed Charlie Kirk to Suspect's Rifle
___

Headline is oversold. Initial test was inconclusive since the bullet fragmented. Defense is trying to prevent other tests that may be more definitive on a fragmented bullet. Candace Owens hardest hit.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 09:00 AM (Dv3i1)

263 The trial of Kirk's killer will be a bit of a zoo.

"Can you identify my client when he isn't in a fur suit?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:01 AM (2GVsD)

264 What kind of fucked up names are those?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (ZwdAr)

Basque, apparently.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)

265
I’ve seen concern that if Paxton wins, there won’t be anything stopping the governor from implementing de facto sharia law in Texas. But we’ll see.
Posted by: Ian S.
----

One has nothing to do with the other. Either way, after the election Paxton will not be Attorney General.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:02 AM (ZwdAr)

266 264 What kind of fucked up names are those?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 08:39 AM (ZwdAr)

Basque, apparently.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:01 AM (ExV1e)

Looked more Incan

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:02 AM (kamC8)

267 My personal opinion is that Sec. of War doesn't sound good. Sec Def does.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 31, 2026 09:02 AM (BCuCF)

268 Candy Ovens is still claiming Macron's wife is a guy, so yes she will run with the 'bullet does not match' narrative.

So will Qatari Carlson.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:02 AM (2GVsD)

269 249 Panda Express OK. It's not more expensive than anywhere else, either.
----------------
Meh. Its a lot of batter on very little protein. The sauces are what sells it.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 09:03 AM (n17eQ)

270 Candace Owens hardest hit.
Posted by: Chuck Martel
---

You mean, like with a 2x4?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:03 AM (ZwdAr)

271 247 Who was the jerkoff USSS that shot himself in the buttox?

No name or pics?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM
------

Gump. Forrest Gump.

Posted by: DIrectly in the buttocks at March 31, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)

272 Some asshat on Morning Joe just called Hegseth the Secretary of Defence. CBC does that too.

Technically, he is the Secretary of Defense. They didn't change the name of the DoD, they just added War as an officially accepted alternative.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:04 AM (ExV1e)

273 We're saved!

NEW: Don Lemon says he might run for president, but complains that the rules are different for him because he’s black.

“I could be President. The rules are different for women and black people. White men get away with it.”

He just says anything

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 31, 2026 09:04 AM (ndZc7)

274 They have Poisonwood trees down in the Keys. Around a hundred times more potent than poison ivy. Same toxic sap. Trees were pointed out on the trails. Stay FAR FAR away !!!
Posted by: tubal

Dateline: St. Louis November 1973 Snow covered ground.

Guess who gets taken to the doctor wrapped in a bedsheet because they caught it at a Boy Scout campout?

This guy.
☝🏻☝🏻

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:05 AM (9E5Ho)

275 > Candy Ovens is still claiming Macron's wife is a guy, so yes she will run with the 'bullet does not match' narrative.
-------
Was she ever sued over those claims against Marcon's wife? I thought the threats of legal action caused her to cool her jets on that.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 09:05 AM (AkEZC)

276 Don Le'Mon, how goes the court case against you?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:05 AM (2GVsD)

277 9am

MSNow - Hegseth - Trump doing heavy lifting for free world.
CNN....Hegseth - Regime change has occured in Iran

FoxNews - General Caine - 11,000 targets in Iran in 30 days. Trump - get your own oil. Good for him. Australia 'Mad Max' I hope it's televised.

CBC - Secretary of War - impressive for the CBC - demands more countries help in Strait.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:05 AM (Sco7b)

278 258 They have Poisonwood trees down in the Keys. Around a hundred times more potent than poison ivy. Same toxic sap. Trees were pointed out on the trails. Stay FAR FAR away !!!
Posted by: tubal

Another reason to stay away from the Keys. Add everyone driving drunk and the collection of fruits and nuts.

Posted by: Henry Flagler at March 31, 2026 09:05 AM (oftw2)

279 NEW: Don Lemon says he might run for president, but complains that the rules are different for him because he’s black.

“I could be President. The rules are different for women and black people. White men get away with it.”

He just says anything
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 31, 2026 09:04 AM (ndZc7)

Ni**a please.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

280 So, quick quiz: what country was this in?

"attackers were:
Muhammed Koc
Omar Alshmari
Abraham Choudhry
Emirhan Arslan
Ali Alkhaleel
Adeel Piracha"

Iraq? Iran? Egypt? Syria? Germany? France?

Pittsburgh. Steel City.

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)

281 So the new story of the woman that claims PDT sexually abused her when she was 13 is that the story is 100% backed up by the FBI.
The small details left out is that the person is

Jimmy Atkins.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 09:06 AM (/+uur)

282 I’ve seen concern that if Paxton wins, there won’t be anything stopping the governor from implementing de facto sharia law in Texas. But we’ll see.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 31, 2026 08:57 AM (QZThv)

Sir, that’s just retarded.

Btw, Chip Roy was big in favor of Paxton’s impeachment, which was a Bush Machine farce just like Trump’s impeachment trials. So I don’t trust Chip Roy on anything, he’s a machine politician playing the part of a conservative, but only so long as it’s convenient.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (ZPDpH)

283 20 years ago, Panda Express was great. They had a "green bean chicken" with a lot of garlic that was sublime.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (qFwJc)

284 They have Poisonwood trees down in the Keys. Around a hundred times more potent than poison ivy. Same toxic sap. Trees were pointed out on the trails. Stay FAR FAR away !!!
Posted by: tubal

Another reason to stay away from the Keys. Add everyone driving drunk and the collection of fruits and nuts.
Posted by: Henry Flagler

Let's not be too hasty.

Posted by: Tiger Woods at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (9E5Ho)

285 281 So the new story of the woman that claims PDT sexually abused her when she was 13 is that the story is 100% backed up by the FBI.
The small details left out is that the person is

Are they actually still pushing that ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (kamC8)

286 This is why I like what Chip Roy has been saying. He's taking the islhamic invasion seriously, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

So is Tuberville. And Rep. Fine from Florida.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (fZiTB)

287 Btw, Chip Roy was big in favor of Paxton’s impeachment, which was a Bush Machine farce just like Trump’s impeachment trials. So I don’t trust Chip Roy on anything, he’s a machine politician playing the part of a conservative, but only so long as it’s convenient.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (ZPDpH)

Yeah, I'm aware.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

288 281 So the new story of the woman that claims PDT sexually abused her when she was 13 is that the story is 100% backed up by the FBI.
The small details left out is that the person is

Jimmy Atkins.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Jimmy Atkins? The kid who played Howdy Doody?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (Dv3i1)

289 > “I could be President. The rules are different for women and black people. White men get away with it.”
----------
There's a shit ton of "stuff" women and blacks "get away with" Don. You're equal parts both. Quit bitching.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (AkEZC)

290 The Macrons did initiate a defamation lawsuit against Candy Ovens last year.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (2GVsD)

291 Has Don Lemon found the plane yet?

Posted by: I gotta ask at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (2Ez/1)

292 Are they actually still pushing that ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (kamC

Politco and The Deadly Beast

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 09:09 AM (/+uur)

293 ... contain urushiol, it's in the nuts, too, but roasting or boiling them neutralizes the poison.

***********

That's probably why cashews! make me sneeze...

Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 09:09 AM (qgHp7)

294 Has Don Lemon found the plane yet?
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (2Ez/1)

You didn't hear about the black hole he found?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

295 We went to Panda Express over on the Naval Weapons Station last week.

Two bowls (Smallest size available) with small drinks.

Over $23.00.

That's the last visit for a while.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 09:09 AM (iMotb)

296 Apparently, keeping the Strait open was not an original objective. "Fight for yourself" is classic Trump.

I cannot spare the man. He fights.

Spain can fuck off.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 31, 2026 09:09 AM (qFwJc)

297 293 ... contain urushiol, it's in the nuts, too, but roasting or boiling them neutralizes the poison.

***********

That's probably why cashews! make me sneeze...
Posted by: muldoon at March 31, 2026 09:09 AM (qgHp7)

Pretty sly, there, muldoon.

Posted by: tubal at March 31, 2026 09:10 AM (pDt9x)

298 This is why I like what Chip Roy has been saying. He's taking the islhamic invasion seriously, it seems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
---

Chip Roy is for Chip Roy. Chip Roy is a pos.

• Calls for Paxton resignation • 2020 election aftermath: Roy resisted fraud claims,
• warned against a “conspiracy frenzy,” and
• opposed efforts (including some GOP lawsuits) to overturn results. He later
• said Trump engaged in “clearly impeachable conduct” over Jan. 6,
• Backed DeSantis in 2024: Roy supported Ron DeSantis in the 2024 Republican primary instead of Trump, increasing tensions.
• Opposition to Trump-backed legislation: Roy [created all kinds of issues on spending bills, etc. Posing for the cameras if you will.]
• voted against a Trump-endorsed spending/debt-ceiling bill and publicly criticized GOP leadership; Trump publicly attacked Roy on social platforms and urged a primary challenge.
• Public floor rebukes of GOP leadership:
• Roy’s high-profile floor speeches and refusals to back Trump priorities (citing fiscal and constitutional concerns) drew Trump’s ire and led Trump to label him a “RINO” and call him disloyal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:10 AM (ZwdAr)

299 Are they actually still pushing that ?"

That's all they've got.
Well, that and exclaiming "Trump is a poopyhead"

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:10 AM (XuXeR)

300 • Roy’s high-profile floor speeches and refusals to back Trump priorities (citing fiscal and constitutional concerns) drew Trump’s ire and led Trump to label him a “RINO” and call him disloyal.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:10 AM (ZwdAr)

Fine. I'm convinced.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

301 "You didn't hear about the black hole he found?"

Was the hidden racism in it?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 31, 2026 09:11 AM (iMotb)

302 Most recent statewide polls show Wesley Hunt voters mostly switching to Paxton, and Cornyn still stuck at the same 41% he got the first time. (Only those who voted in the first round are allowed to vote in the second)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:00 AM (ZPDpH)

That is incorrect. You can vote in the Republican runoff if you did not vote in the Democrat primary. You don't have to have voted in the Republican primary.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:11 AM (ExV1e)

303 The NEA needs to be burned down to the water line.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 31, 2026 09:11 AM (snZF9)

304 against Candy Ovens "

She's half baked?

Posted by: man at March 31, 2026 09:12 AM (XuXeR)

305 Spain put a woman in charge of its defense.

Posted by: What country does that? at March 31, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)

306 Looked more Incan
Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:02 AM (kamC

It did but search said that it's a semi-common modern version of Xavier.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:12 AM (ExV1e)

307 Take It (Out) for what its worth, but this is what AI says about Panada Express-

Bottom line

Panda Express is cheaper than most fast‑casual chains (Chipotle, Pei Wei)
Comparable or slightly more expensive than local Chinese takeout, but faster and more standardized
Best value if you prioritize speed, predictable pricing, and big portions

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 31, 2026 09:13 AM (DgMqy)

308 305 Spain put a woman in charge of its defense.
Posted by: What country does that? at March 31, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)

Don't make her mad....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:13 AM (kamC8)

309 KanekoaTheGreat
@KanekoaTheGreat
What a misleading headline from The Daily Mail.

The ATF ran a tool mark analysis on a bullet jacket fragment recovered from Charlie's autopsy.

The result was "inconclusive" — not "no match."

The jacket was too fragmented to compare, which also partially explains the lack of an exit wound.

The bullet shattered on impact.

"Inconclusive" means insufficient evidence to draw any conclusion.

It doesn't mean the bullet "did NOT match" the rifle like the headline says.

The defense wants to use "inconclusive" as exculpatory evidence — but the prosecution wants to run chemical or molecular analysis comparing the jacket alloy to ammunition recovered with the gun.

Unlike tool mark analysis, it doesn't require an intact bullet.

The defense is trying to block that testing from happening.

That's the nuance of the real story.

Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)

310 Btw, Chip Roy was big in favor of Paxton’s impeachment, which was a Bush Machine farce just like Trump’s impeachment trials. So I don’t trust Chip Roy on anything, he’s a machine politician playing the part of a conservative, but only so long as it’s convenient.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:07 AM (ZPDpH)

Yeah, I'm aware.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)
******
The problem with Chip is his been an ideologue and a thorn in Trump's side.
I like what he says sometimes, but I am not sure if I trust him.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 09:14 AM (NpAcC)

311 Good morning!

Had an idea after reading that one of the MN Somalis fraudsters got a sentence of 1 year and 1 day sentence after stealing $250 million: Chain Deportation.

If one person can be a "chain" to bring in all of then their family, then it can work in the reverse. By all means, prosecute and incarcerate the criminal immigrant. However, all relatives must go home. Yeah, even the kids, don't care where they were born.

Who's with me!?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 09:14 AM (Suwql)

312 308 305 Spain put a woman in charge of its defense.
Posted by: What country does that? at March 31, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)

Don't make her mad....
--------------
So how is the Spanish Armada these days?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 09:14 AM (n17eQ)

313 305 Spain put a woman in charge of its defense.
Posted by: What country does that?

Sounds good to us!

Posted by: All Scandihoovians at March 31, 2026 09:14 AM (oftw2)

314 Unlike tool mark analysis, it doesn't require an intact bullet.

The defense is trying to block that testing from happening.

That's the nuance of the real story.
Posted by: SMOD

Sounds like the defense is running scared.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:15 AM (9E5Ho)

315 Who was the jerkoff USSS that shot himself in the buttox?

No name or pics?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (/+uur)
*****
He took a bullet for Joe!
*sniff*

Posted by: Dr. Jill at March 31, 2026 09:16 AM (KtOUo)

316 Tiger Woods was hammered.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 31, 2026 09:16 AM (Kt19C)

317
Sounds like the defense is running scared.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:15 AM (9E5Ho)

They should... It's Utah not New York...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:16 AM (kamC8)

318 >>I cannot spare the man. He fights.

Spain can fuck off.

This

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 09:17 AM (Suwql)

319 So the new story of the woman that claims PDT sexually abused her when she was 13 is that the story is 100% backed up by the FBI.

We saw, in diverse occasions, see Goody Trump cavorting with Satan by moonlight. -- the Left

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:17 AM (ExV1e)

320 Had an idea after reading that one of the MN Somalis fraudsters got a sentence of 1 year and 1 day sentence after stealing $250 million: Chain Deportation.

If one person can be a "chain" to bring in all of then their family, then it can work in the reverse. By all means, prosecute and incarcerate the criminal immigrant. However, all relatives must go home. Yeah, even the kids, don't care where they were born.

Who's with me!?
Posted by: Lizzy

Me.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:17 AM (9E5Ho)

321 Freedom of the Prez: Democrat Activist ‘Journo’ Don LeMon Isn’t Ruling Out a White House Run

... the BS is strong in this one

Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:17 AM (RHGPo)

322 315 Who was the jerkoff USSS that shot himself in the buttox?

No name or pics?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 31, 2026 08:55 AM (/+uur)
*****
He took a bullet for Joe!
*sniff*
Posted by: Dr. Jill

His butt's been wiped!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Amtrak Senior Discount at March 31, 2026 09:17 AM (Dv3i1)

323 319 So the new story of the woman that claims PDT sexually abused her when she was 13 is that the story is 100% backed up by the FBI.

And it was not used the 3 times Trump ran for President ? ..... I don't think so....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:18 AM (kamC8)

324 Can it be an anchor chain and Lake Michigan?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:18 AM (2GVsD)

325
The defense wants to use "inconclusive" as exculpatory evidence — but the prosecution wants to run chemical or molecular analysis comparing the jacket alloy to ammunition recovered with the gun.

Unlike tool mark analysis, it doesn't require an intact bullet.

The defense is trying to block that testing from happening.

That's the nuance of the real story.
Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:13 AM (RHGPo)
*****
TGP and The Liberty Daily took the bait and ran with it to energize the likes of Candace Owens and her followers and to taint the future jury.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 09:18 AM (NpAcC)

326
AI is so smart -- it just told me there once was a famous woman singer who died by the name of "Jani Shoplin".

Never heard of her...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:18 AM (xG4kz)

327 279 NEW: Don Lemon says he might run for president, but complains that the rules are different for him because he’s black.

Don's a fighter. The rules of biological reproduction are against him as well but he carries on.

America needs more men like....
Well, maybe it doesn't

Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:19 AM (Sco7b)

328 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

Minneapolis City Councilor Pearll Warren goes on an insanely UNHINGED rant complaining about being black and a victim of racism:

“I wake up every day black. That’s something I have to deal with… I have to fight institutionalized racism on a day-to-day basis.”

“Empty your pockets and strip your clothes off for the cotton my ancestors picked”

“ICE is disgusting. But I’ve been ICE’ed my whole life.”

“Thank you for being woke!”

Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:20 AM (RHGPo)

329 The problem with Chip is his been an ideologue and a thorn in Trump's side.
I like what he says sometimes, but I am not sure if I trust him.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 09:14 AM (NpAcC)

It's also important to consider the office. I recall Cornyn being a decent AG. It was only after he became a Senator that he started deciding that "his duty to the communists of America" took precedence over his duty to Texas.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)

330 For the record - I was not a big Oaxton supporter originally, I voted for his opponent in the original primary. I was willing to listen to the claims that impeachment was justified, and Dade Phelan’s promise that all of the Hard Evidence of Corruption would be shown to the public. So I watched that story closely.

And when it came time for the “hard evidence”, every bit of it was “my girlfriends cousin told me that Paxton said all kinds of stuff to her, but no she doesn’t want to talk about it herself” and “my brother knows a contractor who said Paxton asked a buddy of his for a kickback to get the job, but no they don’t want to talk about it themselves.”

It was the most disgusting farce of school kid fake stories I’ve ever listened to. That made me understand what a threat Paxton is to them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:21 AM (ZPDpH)

331 Don Lemon: “I could be President."

[Community Note: Don Lemon cannot be President.]

Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 09:22 AM (gtcuf)

332 “I wake up every day black. That’s something I have to deal with… I have to fight institutionalized racism on a day-to-day basis.”

Nobody knows the trouble I seen,
Nobody knows my sorrow....

Posted by: Pearll Warren at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (oftw2)

333 Sounds like the defense is running scared.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 31, 2026 09:15 AM (9E5Ho)

No doubt they're all pretty sure he's guilty.

Maybe they're trying to get him off, maybe they're just trying to limit the opportunities for appeal. Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men, or lawyers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (ExV1e)

334 >>And then yesterday at the Post Office, I had a total stranger who moved here from NYC three years ago explain to me how he is uncomfortable with the deeply hidden racism in the State, that isn't visible unless one is trained on where to see it.

Heh, OK, buddy.
I remember first experiencing real New Yorkers in college, and they were so very sure "the City" was the best place on earth and could not hold back on constantly telling you why. A lot of times it was paired with some sneer about where I came from.

My policy was to agree with them enthusiastically. Yes! The City sounds truly superior in every way, and you should get back there at your earliest opportunity!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (Suwql)

335 332 “I wake up every day black. That’s something I have to deal with… I have to fight institutionalized racism on a day-to-day basis.”

Nobody knows the trouble I seen,
Nobody knows my sorrow....
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A man of constant sorrows.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (n17eQ)

336 @280
.....
Emirhan Arslan
Ali Alkhaleel
Adeel Piracha"

Iraq? Iran? Egypt? Syria? Germany? France?

Pittsburgh. Steel City.
Posted by: man

Another example of right-wing violence!
-ADL

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (Dv3i1)

337 I am astonished by how consistently accurate our and Israel's strikes have been. As far as I know, we have not had a significant miss on any of these 10K+ strikes. Even now that we are using bombs with guidance packages rather than missiles. By their nature, bombs have to be thrown long and steered down to their target. Losing laser lock or a guidance failure used to be, if not common, frequent.

Our quality control must be fantastic.

Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (4NO2D)

338 Pentagon officials have made detailed preparations for deploying U.S. ground forces into Iran, multiple sources briefed on the discussions told CBS News.

Senior military commanders have submitted specific requests aimed at preparing for such an option as President Trump weighs moves in the U.S.-Israel-led conflict with Iran, the sources said.

.. this feels like a Gulf War battleship 'feint'

Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:24 AM (RHGPo)

339
It was the most disgusting farce of school kid fake stories I’ve ever listened to. That made me understand what a threat Paxton is to them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:21 AM (ZPDpH)

The impeachment trial was a joke. He was banned from saying ANYTHING to the media all while Karl f*cking Rove was able to pen op ed after op ed against him.

Then, when they started the trial and the FBI was asked over and over if they had any evidence and they continually answered 'no,' you KNEW it was a farce.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 31, 2026 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

340 “Empty your pockets and strip your clothes off for the cotton my ancestors picked”

Retardation Level: R-10

Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 09:24 AM (gtcuf)

341 NEW: Don Lemon says he might run for president, but complains that the rules are different for him because he’s black.

Jussie Smollet would be a authentic V.P. on the ticket.

Where can I embezzle some gubmnt money to get this started?

Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 09:24 AM (Y8DZL)

342 Pearl Warren...

That person is more cracked than Humpty Dumpty after his great fall.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:25 AM (2GVsD)

343
It's also important to consider the office. I recall Cornyn being a decent AG. It was only after he became a Senator that he started deciding that "his duty to the communists of America" took precedence over his duty to Texas.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)
******
I haven't made up my mind yet for the runoff
I voted for Mayes Middleton in the first primary.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 31, 2026 09:26 AM (NpAcC)

344 A man of constant sorrows.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 31, 2026 09:23 AM (n17eQ)

Hot DAMN! It's the Soggy Bottom Boys!

Posted by: Young Southern Gentleman #3 at March 31, 2026 09:26 AM (TbWk/)

345 One would think that after he was found to have banged over 120 women around the world, all while professing his 'love' to his wife at the time, and his desire for Ambien and champaign, he would know we all know just what kind of f*cked off human he is.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

That's like people who don't understand how millionaires keep pursing more money. "If I had 10 million, I'd be happy and retire!" That's one of the reasons many people aren't millionaires...they aren't driven towards it.

Tiger (and Magic Johnson) rack up extreme body counts because it's an internal drive normal people can't understand.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 09:26 AM (JCZqz)

346 >>>Spain can fuck off.

And now Italy, too, apparently.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 09:26 AM (Y1sOo)

347 340 “Empty your pockets and strip your clothes off for the cotton my ancestors picked”

I'm a victim of circumstance!

Posted by: Curly Howard at March 31, 2026 09:27 AM (oftw2)

348 Is the Muslim Supporting Media still trying to track and correlate pizza orders to the Five-Sided Puzzle Palace?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:27 AM (2GVsD)

349 340 “Empty your pockets and strip your clothes off for the cotton my ancestors picked”

Retardation Level: R-10

Posted by: Delurker at March 31, 2026 09:24 AM (gtcuf

Every white guy who wants to be mercilessly spanked is going to be messaging this chick.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 12 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 31, 2026 09:27 AM (Sco7b)

350 347 340 “Empty your pockets and strip your clothes off for the cotton my ancestors picked”

Your ancestors in China ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:27 AM (kamC8)

351 It's also important to consider the office. I recall Cornyn being a decent AG. It was only after he became a Senator that he started deciding that "his duty to the communists of America" took precedence over his duty to Texas.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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He was only AG for two years. Didn't have much time to show himself.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 31, 2026 09:27 AM (ZwdAr)

352 Tiger (and Magic Johnson) rack up extreme body counts because ~~it's an internal drive normal people can't understand~~ women let them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:28 AM (ExV1e)

353 My policy was to agree with them enthusiastically. Yes! The City sounds truly superior in every way, and you should get back there at your earliest opportunity!
Posted by: Lizzy

"You've seen one crowded polluted stinking town..."

Posted by: NR Pax at March 31, 2026 09:28 AM (OPGS/)

354 346 >>>Spain can fuck off.

And now Italy, too, apparently.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 31, 2026 09:26 AM (Y1sOo)

Vaffanculo!

Posted by: Making the accompanying hand under chin gesture at March 31, 2026 09:28 AM (TbWk/)

355 Saw the video of Trump's proposed Presidential Library. Heh, it's Trumpian.

Posted by: WisRich at March 31, 2026 09:29 AM (G0vdT)

356 That is incorrect. You can vote in the Republican runoff if you did not vote in the Democrat primary. You don't have to have voted in the Republican primary.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:11 AM (ExV1e)

Thanks, I missed that wrinkle. But past results show that those who didn’t vote in the first round are very unlikely to vote in the second; and since the Democrat primary was hotly contested with a heavy (for them) turnout, there won’t be crossover voting.

It’s a fun example to watch. Cornyn has a lot of institutional support, but zero grass roots support. Paxton is hated by all the institutions, but the grass roots voters are devoted to him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:30 AM (ZPDpH)

357 Nood

Nood!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 31, 2026 09:30 AM (w9Wax)

358 355 Saw the video of Trump's proposed Presidential Library. Heh, it's Trumpian.

Posted by: WisRich at March 31 ?2026 09:29 AM (G0vdT)

, Didn't look like Obama's grey prison

Posted by: It's me donna at March 31, 2026 09:30 AM (kamC8)

359 >> NEW: Don Lemon says he might run for president, but complains that the rules are different for him because he’s black.

Maybe he should check in with Obama?

That shtick won't fly after Obama was elected twice.
Seriously, dude, it's 2026.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 31, 2026 09:30 AM (Suwql)

360
You might think a Lemon Smollett sounds like a delightful dessert but it would probably be burnt and taste like shit.

Posted by: Auspex at March 31, 2026 09:31 AM (Y8DZL)

361 Noodalation.

Posted by: Noodster at March 31, 2026 09:31 AM (2Ez/1)

362 Gaylord's architect for that building is a brutalist.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 31, 2026 09:32 AM (2GVsD)

363 Tiger (and Magic Johnson) rack up extreme body counts because ~~it's an internal drive normal people can't understand~~ women let them.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 31, 2026 09:28 AM (ExV1e)

Exactly. Plenty of women out there who will line up around the block to bang a guy who's rich and famous. It's not like they were forcibly ravaging village maidens like Genghis Khan.

Posted by: Hypergamy is real and not spectacular at March 31, 2026 09:33 AM (TbWk/)

364 Tiger (and Magic Johnson) rack up extreme body counts because it's an internal drive normal people can't understand.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 31, 2026 09:26 AM (JCZqz)

I can say with certainty that if I was rich and famous and good looking women were throwing themselves at me, I most certainly would resist the temptation.

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 31, 2026 09:33 AM (ZPDpH)

365
And It's TRANSGENDER INVISIBILITY DAY.
Posted by: redridinghood

Hey, what is this horseshit?

I thought that we had genocided them out of existence!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 31, 2026 09:39 AM (xG4kz)

366 Judge Reassigns Elon Musk Cases After Accusations Of Bias

Attorneys representing Musk recently filed a motion for recusal or reassignment, pointing to how McCormick on LinkedIn had clicked that she supported a post that celebrated a 2026 ruling against Musk in California. The post, from a jury consultant, said “sorry, Elon,” and congratulated the legal firms that represented the plaintiff in the case as “standing up for the little guy against the richest man in the world.”

The judge denied she is biased, but blamed the media attention the allegations have drawn for prompting her to reassign the cases...

Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:43 AM (RHGPo)

367 Is there a small silver lining watching the just stop oil people understanding what happens if you do indeed just stop oil.

Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:44 AM (RHGPo)

368 Not only will Iranians die of thirst because of the destruction of the heavy water plant, they will die of hunger from the destruction of yellowcake

Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:47 AM (RHGPo)

369 CNN alumnus Chris Cillizza said former Vice President Kamala Harris is likely mounting another White House run, and he explained how that would be ‘very bad’ news for Democrats.

“I think this is a bad thing for the Democratic Party that she appears to be moving closer to running,” he proclaimed. “I think that she, based on the polling, would start the race as the front-runner.”

He added, “Notice I focused on ‘start the race as the front-runner.’”

Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 09:55 AM (RHGPo)

370 Ice core records from Antarctica document continuous variations in atmospheric greenhouse gases over the past 800,000 years, delineating the glacial–interglacial cycles that characterize the late Pleistocene epoch. Studies of blue ice areas have extended these records back to 2 million years (Myr). The evolution of atmospheric greenhouse gases before this time thus remains uncertain. Here we use discontinuous ice core snapshots spanning 3.1–0.5 Myr ago (Ma) to show no marked change in mean methane (CH4) and a small decline of about 20 ppm in carbon dioxide (CO2) between 2.9 Ma and 1.2 Ma, followed by stable concentrations (±10 ppm) across the mid-Pleistocene Transition. Our findings are based on the shallow ice cores drilled in the Allan Hills Blue Ice Area (BIA), Antarctica. The records are complicated by postdepositional processes and probably represent averages over glacial cycles weighted by climate-dependent differences in accumulation rates (which we assume to be constant). Samples aged 2.8–3.1 Myr, affected by respiration and corrected using stable carbon isotopes in CO2 (δ13C), yield mean atmospheric CO2 levels indistinguishable from the early Pleistocene (250 ± 1

Posted by: SMOD at March 31, 2026 10:04 AM (RHGPo)

371 The NEA, huh?

>National Council on Teacher Retirement, 'Challenges Facing K-12 Schools in 2026 – and the Implications for Educator Pension Plans' January 21, 2026

>PA - Public School Employees' Retirement System (PSERS)

Districts must contribute a high percentage of teacher salaries (up to 34% in some projections) to the pension system, a rate increase that has created intense fiscal strain.

Pension costs, along with charter school tuition and special education, have outpaced the state funding allocated to cover them, forcing heavy reliance on local revenue.

Interesting: Connect Money, Alternative Assets
'PSERS Deploys $420M Into Energy, Infra, Real Estate'
March 30, 2026

In part, "The Pennsylvania Public School Employees’ Retirement System (PSERS) is continuing to scale its alternatives portfolio, approving $420 million in new allocations."
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Minnesota: Rising teacher and administrator pension costs in Minnesota resulted in recent legislation that has raised the employer contribution rates (rising to 9.81% by July 2025) to the Teachers Retirement Association (TRA), while also creating a 3% annual increase in state funding for

Continued -

Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 10:23 AM (NFX2v)

372 pension-related expenses to help alleviate the budgetary pressure on local taxpayers.

New legislation also lowers the early retirement age (with 30 years of service) from 62 to 60, and reduces the penalties for early retirement, which could increase the total number of retirees collecting benefits.

Also interesting - Minnesota Center for Fiscal Excellence, 'Minnesota Teachers Fundraise for Forensic Audit of State Pension System'
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Colorado - School districts must contribute a growing percentage of their payroll to the Colorado Public Employees' Retirement Association (PERA), rising to over 20% of salary costs. (Reportedly, teachers contribute about 8.75-10%.) As always, rising pension costs mean that while taxes may increase, a lower proportion of that revenue directly benefits students.

Colorado PERA Key Investment Information:
Asset Allocation: The portfolio is diversified across global equity, fixed income, private equity, real estate, and alternative investments. (US investments = 72.8% & Europe-developed were 2nd at 11.6%)
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Doesn't appear affordability IS an issue for the Democrats.
And that's just a very few states in the union.

Anyway -

Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 10:23 AM (NFX2v)

373 ☠ The NEA is opposing federal efforts to end birthright citizenship, with the Supreme Court set to hear arguments on the issue (titled Trump v. Barbara in this context) on April 1, 2026, noting that this issue impacts public school student rights.

Ha!
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VDH article a must read, and the other links 👍 too.

Thank you.

Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 31, 2026 10:23 AM (NFX2v)

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