One of the Foreign Invaders and Somali Pirates Who Hijacked a Quarter of a Billion Dollars of American Money Is Sentenced to... 366 Days in Prison

A year and a day. That's it.

It's almost as if the Somali Pirates control the government of Minnesota.

The federal sentencing guidelines call for a sentence of 30 to 37 months, or 2 1/2 to 3 years in prison.

But the Somali Pirate's corrupt judge cut even that small sentence in half. Or in thirds.

Feeding Our Future defendant sentenced to over 1 year in prison

Another Feeding Our Future defendant was sentenced to one year and one day in federal prison on Monday morning. He is scheduled to turn himself in to federal prison on June 2.
Abdul Abubakar Ali pleaded guilty to one count of conspiracy to commit wire fraud in October 2022. Per the terms of the plea agreement, one count of conspiracy to commit money laundering and one count of wire fraud were dismissed at sentencing.
As previously reported, Ali used nonprofit Youth Investors Lab to enroll in the Federal Child Nutrition Program under the sponsorship of Feeding Our Future. He claimed to serve roughly 1.5 million meals total and that the meals were provided by S & S Catering. But no meals were ever served, prosecutors say.
Remarkably, both the government and the defense advocated for a probationary sentence, noting that Ali has taken responsibility for his actions, given valuable information to investigators and paid $92,500 in restitution so far.

Wow, $92,000. And he took responsibility for his actions?

However, U.S. District Court Judge Nancy Brasel determined that Ali's role in the fraud scheme was too great for a probationary sentence. She noted that Ali recruited a friend to participate in the scheme and completely made up meal counts, rather than just exaggerating them.

Ihan Omar Promoted "Feed Our Future"

Ihan Omar Volunteered at "Feed Our Future"

Ilhan Omar got Donations from "Feed Our Future"

One of the heads was convicted of $250M in Fraud

Read that again $250 MILLION

He gets a year in jail

One Year, like 365 days

Thats less than 3rd… https://t.co/Uc2P29Zh9B pic.twitter.com/wNsiyU9TED
— Jason Robertson (@JRobFromMN) March 30, 2026

He just came out and said it. https://t.co/O2upU1ZYXS
— Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@Sargon_of_Akkad) March 30, 2026

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1 SPONGE

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 30, 2026 04:31 PM (xcxpd)

2 So...does he get to keep the money and just serve a year in prison? Or less, frankly. He'll be paroled before half that time has passed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 30, 2026 04:32 PM (xcxpd)

3 Top 10.

Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 04:32 PM (TN0g+)

4 A British version of a scrotum head.

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (YwEeS)

5 Can't crime your way to wealth. -- a bunch of millionaire who sure as fuck didn't earn it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (ExV1e)

6 British MP Max Wilkinson: @x
is a "massive problem" because it allows critics of mass immigration to "have their voice heard in a really easy way that they couldn't in the past".

Who do these people think they are? Free citizens?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)

7 Out: "nothing will happen" guy

In: "not f--king much will happen" guy

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (VHUov)

8 Nooded, I have.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:34 PM (ExV1e)

9 6 British MP Max Wilkinson: @x
is a "massive problem" because it allows critics of mass immigration to "have their voice heard in a really easy way that they couldn't in the past".

Who do these people think they are? Free citizens?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (Riz8t)

Subjects, not citizens

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 30, 2026 04:35 PM (xcxpd)

10 At any point, did a little voice in this idiot's head say "you know, what I'm saying is realllllly stupid, and I should stop. Naaaaah, I'll just keep talking?" Or does he simply lack that little voice?

I'm not sure which would be more disturbing.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 04:35 PM (Riz8t)

11 I will gladly give you $92,000 tomorrow for $250 million yesterday. Hell I would even do 366 days in jail.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 30, 2026 04:36 PM (xvV+O)

12 Judge is a Trump appointee from the 1st term. We really got screwed when Trump trusted the wrong people for advice.

From wikipedia: In February 2026, Brasel ruled that U.S. Immigration and Custom Enforcement (ICE) had likely violated the constitutional rights of thousands of detainees at the Bishop Henry Whipple Federal Building in Minneapolis.[14] Brasel's emergency restraining order noted that detainees faced numerous barriers to accessing legal counsel and that "in planning for Operation Metro Surge, the government failed to plan for the constitutional rights of its civil detainees."[14] Her order required the government to allow non-citizens in custody the opportunity to contact legal counsel within an hour of their detention and before any out-of-state transfer.

Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 04:36 PM (TN0g+)

13 Is there some way we can make these judges serve the time they let the defendants off for?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 04:37 PM (AlhUl)

14 Subjects, not citizens
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 30, 2026 04:35 PM (xcxpd)

Ackshully... British subjects became citizens of the United Kingdom and Colonies (CUKC) on 1 January 1949, following the implementation of the British Nationality Act 1948. This act fundamentally changed the status from one shared with the entire Commonwealth to distinct, local citizenships.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (ExV1e)

15 Trust in the judicial system reaches a new low.
Unless you're somali

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (bKa86)

16 We have to accept that all of this -- all the fraud and theft -- is an act of war. A civilizational war against the West.

Hang the bastards as spys.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (yFx9n)

17 Send 'em to CECOT!

And if you can't figure out which Muzzie is conducting fraud and which one isn't, send them both and let CECOT figure it out!

Posted by: Diabeetus at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (sWgE+)

18 This is the rare case where a judge actually gave a harsher sentence than the government prosecutors were pushing for, incidentally. Not that the judge gets off the hook, since her revised sentence is still well short of the guidelines.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (2ocoG)

19 With that kind of money, he can afford to date outside the family.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (Sco7b)

20 13 Is there some way we can make these judges serve the time they let the defendants off for?
Posted by: Eeyore

Maybe there's a way we can make the 'reformed' criminal live in the judge's house for the unserved part of the term in the statute.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (Dv3i1)

21 Britain is dead.
They just don't know it yet.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 04:40 PM (2WIwB)

22 I think all these immigrants stealing and grifting and looting is getting out of hand.

Something needs to be done.

Posted by: What is to be done? at March 30, 2026 04:40 PM (/1l9x)

23 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:41 PM (CUNBy)

24 With that kind of money, he can afford to date outside the family.
Posted by: Stateless

Threadwinner!

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 04:41 PM (VHUov)

25 Darn; I came in too late for the "decrepit white hippies" thread.

It's raining and warm here, so I'm relaxing with a pipe after a busy day of errands and chores, and trying to catch up. The world is still weird, right? It didn't suddenly correct itself while I was sleeping?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:41 PM (wzUl9)

26 I like this idea from Treasury but if the prison sentences are going to be this short, I dunno how much good it will do

https://tinyurl.com/dpaw8chr

"Treasury secretary to reward tipsters with percentage of fines imposed on fraudsters"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (El6/E)

27 "in planning for Operation Metro Surge, the government failed to plan for the constitutional rights of its civil detainees."

Seems like they were given ample opportunity to leave the US before apprehension.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (/lPRQ)

28 So...does he get to keep the money and just serve a year in prison? Or less, frankly. He'll be paroled before half that time has passed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 30, 2026 04:32 PM (xcxpd)

Most likely most of it is in Somalia. Or Somaliland. One of those shitholes.

Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (CUNBy)

29 This is what brings on Revolutions - of the French kind - to rid society of the ruling class - judges, politicians, government apparatchiks, et al. These are the actual "Kings" ironically, and the Left is too stupid and brainwashed to see it.

IMHFO.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (ZV81O)

30 Britain is dead.
They just don't know it yet.

So is America, unless God has mercy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (El6/E)

31 Darn; I came in too late for the "decrepit white hippies" thread.

Feel free to bitch about them anyway. The opportunity is dying off. Slowly, oh so slowly, but it is.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:43 PM (ExV1e)

32 So is America, unless God has mercy

I would argue that Butler, PA means God has mercy.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:44 PM (2ocoG)

33 Its likely this guy got a pretty hefty fine a well, hopefully at least as much as the fraud.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:44 PM (El6/E)

34 I have a dream that the US adopts a "reciprocity" doctrine.

We treat all countries as they treat us.
-No churches in Middle East? OK, no mosques in the West.

- You burn our churches? We bomb your black cube.

- You make companies transfer technology? we ban those companies from doing business in your country.

- You make Christians pay tax? We make do the same to muslims.

- You want trade surplus? We want balance of trade.

- You cut off hands for theft? We do the same to your people.

- You have slaves in islam? Well, all muslims in West are now slaves too.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 30, 2026 04:44 PM (yFx9n)

35 With that kind of money, he can afford to date outside the family.
Posted by: Stateless

***
"Acts like he's too good for his own kin."
( -- Ilhan Omar)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:44 PM (wzUl9)

36 This act fundamentally changed the status from one shared with the entire Commonwealth to distinct, local citizenships.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:39 PM (ExV1e)

They sure don't act like it.

Posted by: pookysgirl, not a global citizen at March 30, 2026 04:44 PM (Wt5PA)

37 The world is still weird, right? It didn't suddenly correct itself while I was sleeping?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:41 PM (wzUl9)

Fear not, Crippled fat chicks in wheelchairs wearing BDSM gear are still wheeling their way down your sidewalk.

Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:45 PM (CUNBy)

38 I’d do a 367 days in prison for 250 MILLION dollars and 92 thousand restitution

Dear God

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 30, 2026 04:45 PM (nGraA)

39 Feel free to bitch about them anyway. The opportunity is dying off. Slowly, oh so slowly, but it is.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026

***
I did get time to observe that the Miss Statue of Liberty being led off by cops (as part of their street theatre) needed to do a little gym work, and she wouldn't be unattractive. Maybe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:46 PM (wzUl9)

40 Ihan Omar should be dipped several times into a tank of hungry piranha.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 04:46 PM (Fbc0I)

41 The Minneapolis Somali police officer who murdered innocent woman Damond for nothing only sentenced to 4.5 years after the original 12.5 sentence was overturned. He only served 3 years.

Minneapolis officer Chauvin was sentenced to 22.5 years for doing his job when the criminal Floyd died of drug overdose. Three of his fellow police officers were sentenced from 3 to 4.5 years because they didn't shoot Chauvin .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (V4IXI)

42 They sure don't act like it.
Posted by: pookysgirl, not a global citizen at March 30, 2026 04:44 PM (Wt5PA)

It only happened 77 years ago. They probably don't know yet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (ExV1e)

43 The world is still weird, right? It didn't suddenly correct itself while I was sleeping?

No but the day before yesterday, just out of the blue, Japanese accounts were heavily promoted by Twixxer to everyone's delight. Pretty Japanese girls, beautiful photos of the cherry festival, posts on food and culture, people mocking Japanese leftists, it is glorious.

Its like a breath of fresh air, friendly, happy people in Japan and America sharing food pictures, ideas, having fun, goofing on each other.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (El6/E)

44 I would be fine with his sentence if after the year in jail, he was denaturalized and sent back to Somalia. Also, make sure his bank accounts, etc. are empty.

After every conviction like this, impose the penalty, ensure they have no financial means that they can hold on to, and follow up with deportation and banned from ever entering the US again.

Posted by: Cheri at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (oiNtH)

45 Too bad they didn't catch the perp carrying a gun while committing his fraud.
When you consider God is offended by injustice one might fear for our country.
Or something like that.

Posted by: Delurk Ergo Sum at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (hV6Hr)

46 With that kind of money, he can afford to date outside the family.
Posted by: Stateless

What if he does not want to?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (/lPRQ)

47 Fear not, Crippled fat chicks in wheelchairs wearing BDSM gear are still wheeling their way down your sidewalk.
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026

***
Sidewalks here are too broken for that. They'd be rolling in the streets (which are no bargain either) and blocking traffic.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:48 PM (wzUl9)

48 Is it even a question where all that taxpayer money went?

To foreign invaders who hate you and want to bring this country down. And their Democrat sponsors, protectors, and benefactors.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 04:48 PM (RIvkX)

49 I did get time to observe that the Miss Statue of Liberty being led off by cops (as part of their street theatre) needed to do a little gym work, and she wouldn't be unattractive. Maybe./i]

She still would be festooned with tattoos and have a corrupt nasty soul filled with hate and insanity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:48 PM (El6/E)

50 I did get time to observe that the Miss Statue of Liberty being led off by cops (as part of their street theatre) needed to do a little gym work, and she wouldn't be unattractive. Maybe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:46 PM (wzUl9)

She'd speak eventually.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:48 PM (ExV1e)

51 >>Judge Nancy Brasel, a well-respected state jurist in Minnesota, is part of a package deal of nominees made between the Trump Administration and Minnesota’s Democratic senators. Her moderate record and uncontroversial background should net her a comfortable confirmation.

>>Meanwhile, Minnesota Senator Amy Klobuchar (D-Minn) and the Trump Administration began negotiations over two vacancies on the U.S. District Court. They ultimately agreed on Brasel, Klobuchar’s candidate, and Minneapolis attorney Eric Tostrud, who was supported by Paulsen.[7] President Trump announced both Brasel and Tostrud on July 13, 2017.

https://tinyurl.com/ww2n376u

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 04:48 PM (viF8m)

52 No but the day before yesterday, just out of the blue, Japanese accounts were heavily promoted by Twixxer to everyone's delight. Pretty Japanese girls, beautiful photos of the cherry festival, posts on food and culture, people mocking Japanese leftists, it is glorious.

Its like a breath of fresh air, friendly, happy people in Japan and America sharing food pictures, ideas, having fun, goofing on each other.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026

***
I heard about that on my local talk radio today. Cool.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (wzUl9)

53 And he will likely only serve at most 75% of the sentence.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (V4IXI)

54 Is it even a question where all that taxpayer money went?

Part of it went to the Democrats, as tribute. Part of it went to Somalia to family and powerful people there. The rest was spent on stupid crap and spread among their family.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (El6/E)

55 For $250M I'd do 366 days in prison. Hell claim to be a woman and you don't even have to protect your 6 in the shower.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)

56 Seems like everyone here is giving short shrift to the point about the guy "[giving] valuable information to investigators," hence the request by both the prosecution & defense for a probation sentence, and yet the judge still gave him a year. And we're knocking the judge for giving more of a sentence than the prosecutor and defense requested...? I mean, I'm fine with deporting the guy or locking him up and throwing away the key, but it seems like this guy is helping with other prosecutions, no?

Posted by: bearski at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (Bhsk7)

57 Her moderate record and uncontroversial background should net her a comfortable confirmation.

"NO RECESS APPOINTMENTS!"
--Senate Republicans

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:50 PM (El6/E)

58 Hmmm, not sure what I would do with a few billion $ but certainly 366 days is worth that

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)

59 No but the day before yesterday, just out of the blue, Japanese accounts were heavily promoted by Twixxer to everyone's delight. Pretty Japanese girls, beautiful photos of the cherry festival, posts on food and culture, people mocking Japanese leftists, it is glorious.

Its like a breath of fresh air, friendly, happy people in Japan and America sharing food pictures, ideas, having fun, goofing on each other.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:47 PM (El6/E)

I noticed. Have the Indians and Pakistanis lost their stranglehold on the algo? Has it been fixed so it's not promoting incendiary posts and propaganda pages run by Pajeet by default?

Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:51 PM (CUNBy)

60 >>>With that kind of money, he can afford to date outside the family.
Posted by: Stateless

What if he does not want to?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

>There's an old adage in Somalia; Incest is best.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 04:51 PM (Fbc0I)

61 The Somalians do control Minnesota

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 04:51 PM (Ia/+0)

62 Drool Brittania

Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 04:51 PM (gtcuf)

63 For $250M I'd do 366 days in prison. Hell claim to be a woman and you don't even have to protect your 6 in the shower.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (sKqQm)

Assuming that you're put in with violent prisoners, which is unlikely, find one of the bosses and promise a big bump in their commissary for protection.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (ExV1e)

64 I mean, I'm fine with deporting the guy or locking him up and throwing away the key, but it seems like this guy is helping with other prosecutions, no?[/]

I have never liked the idea of people getting away with crimes because they helped the prosecution. I mean, Whitey Bulger murdered and stole from everyone around him for years perfectly protected by the FBI because he fed them his rivals and cash. Mostly cash.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (El6/E)

65 Posted by: bearski at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (Bhsk7)

Prosecutors are pussies and 99% always looking for plea deals . That's why so many criminals who should still be in prison are walking the streets and looking for their next victims.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (V4IXI)

66 Abdul Abubakar Ali

Why are their names always so boring and similar?

Posted by: Sugar Free Gummy Bear at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (0OHKH)

67 [O/T -- Selena Zito has reported:]

Pittsburgh public schools are closing for 4 days during the NIGHTTIME NFL Draft.

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (NgYxV)

68 Does it seem sometimes as if we are living in Bored of the Rings? I wouldn't be surprised if we suddenly had congresscreatures named Frito and Dildo Bugger, and a roller-skating dragon at a so-called "protest."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (wzUl9)

69 Denaturalize. Him and his entire family.

Then deport.

Quit fucking around here.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (vOtXJ)

70 Seems like everyone here is giving short shrift to the point about the guy "[giving] valuable information to investigators," hence the request by both the prosecution & defense for a probation sentence, and yet the judge still gave him a year.

I suppose it depends on what is meant by "valuable information".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:53 PM (ExV1e)

71 I noticed. Have the Indians and Pakistanis lost their stranglehold on the algo? Has it been fixed so it's not promoting incendiary posts and propaganda pages run by Pajeet by default?

They seem greatly diminished, but that might just be because I muted so many of them. You can refuse to see replies and posts from specific portions of the world if you choose as well now LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:53 PM (El6/E)

72 56 but it seems like this guy is helping with other prosecutions, no?

That's a pretty big assumption. I highly doubt he's giving them shit. It's in his culture not to.

Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 04:53 PM (gtcuf)

73 He's really, really sorry.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 04:53 PM (IifOV)

74 Abdul Abubakar Ali
*
Why are their names always so boring and similar?
Posted by: Sugar Free Gummy Bear at March 30, 2026

***
They only have fifteen or twenty to choose from?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:53 PM (wzUl9)

75 I wouldn't be surprised if we suddenly had congresscreatures named Frito and Dildo Bugger, and a roller-skating dragon at a so-called "protest."

Pretty sure I saw Dildo Buggers at a SF rally that Zombie covered

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (El6/E)

76 So he gets to keep the money?

Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (vFG9F)

77 64 I have never liked the idea of people getting away with crimes because they helped the prosecution. I mean, Whitey Bulger murdered and stole from everyone around him for years perfectly protected by the FBI because he fed them his rivals and cash. Mostly cash. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

---------------

Don't disagree, but we can't knock the judge for being weak / corrupt / bad Trump pick when she gave a harsher sentence than the prosecution + defense requested, I would think...?

Posted by: bearski at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (Bhsk7)

78 "Abdul Abubakar Ali "

I think I have spotted the problem.

Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (vFG9F)

79 A Quarter of a Billion Dollars would buy a lot of tampons for the boys restrooms!

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (NgYxV)

80 53 And he will likely only serve at most 75% of the sentence.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:49 PM (V4IXI)

And it will include time served - every minute he was in custody.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (vOtXJ)

81
Pittsburgh public schools are closing for 4 days during the NIGHTTIME NFL Draft.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026

***
Gee, if we'd only had that in the springtime when I was in school.

No wonder these little twerps don't seem to learn anything.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (wzUl9)

82 That picture of Illhan Omar is blood pressure raising.

Hulk SMASH!

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (IifOV)

83 I noticed. Have the Indians and Pakistanis lost their stranglehold on the algo? Has it been fixed so it's not promoting incendiary posts and propaganda pages run by Pajeet by default?
Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:51 PM (CUNBy)

As I understand it, you now get paid for having impact in your own region. It is hoped that this will lessen the number of them who post shit about US and Japanese politics to game the system.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (ExV1e)

84 No relation

Posted by: Ali Abdul Abubakar at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (vFG9F)

85 And if he was giving evidence against Bro-Fo Omar, I wouldn't have a problem with this sentence. Highly doubt it, but would be nice...

Posted by: bearski at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (Bhsk7)

86 Abdul Abubakar Ali

Why are their names always so boring and similar?
Posted by: Sugar Free Gummy Bear at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM

No idea.

Posted by: Abdully al-McAbdulface at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (0sNs1)

87 No wonder these little twerps don't seem to learn anything

Given what public schools are like I am not sure time away from them is so counterproductive

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (El6/E)

88 Ihan Omar should be dipped several times into a tank of hungry piranha.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Has Toby weighed in on his preferred approach?

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 30, 2026 04:56 PM (36bTp)

89 Even if he is helping the sentencing guidelines are a joke. 2 1/2 to 3 years for helping steal $250 million from American taxpayers?

The guidelines for that type of crime should be multiple decades hard time.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 04:56 PM (viF8m)

90 Abdul Abubakar Ali

Why are their names always so boring and similar?
Posted by: Sugar Free Gummy Bear

Their entire language is composed of only twenty three syllables.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 04:56 PM (/lPRQ)

91 He gets special halal meals, a comfortable prayer rug, and will reorganize the Koran prison library.

The only loser in this affair is overworked prison petting zoo goat.

Posted by: 13times at March 30, 2026 04:57 PM (3fEC+)

92 You will soon enough have Congresscritters named Mohammed

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 04:57 PM (Ia/+0)

93 And if he was giving evidence against Bro-Fo Omar, I wouldn't have a problem with this sentence. Highly doubt it, but would be nice...

Posted by: bearski at March 30, 2026 04:55 PM (Bhsk7)

If it got her thrown the fuck out of the country I would let him off scot-free.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 04:57 PM (snZF9)

94 Given what public schools are like I am not sure time away from them is so counterproductive
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026

***
It wasn't counterproductive for me. I got my mother to call in sick for me lots of times; I watched Jeopardy! (the original daytime version) and read. I turned out okay. (Some might disagree.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:58 PM (wzUl9)

95 So he gets to keep the money?
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 04:54 PM (vFG9F)

Maybe you missed where he had already repaid almost 4/100ths of 1% of the money stolen.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:58 PM (ExV1e)

96 Seize ALL his assets and those of his family. Deport everyone who has him in their contact list.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2026 04:58 PM (7x+fZ)

97 The pirate got one day per every $68,306 that he stole.

Posted by: Carolus at March 30, 2026 04:58 PM (oddef)

98 I think a lot of what the 'justice' system does is for the purpose of demoralizing the law abiding.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 04:59 PM (Dv3i1)

99 "Maybe you missed where he had already repaid almost 4/100ths of 1% of the money stolen."

Oh. At least he is working on it.

Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 05:00 PM (vFG9F)

100 1) But the money somewhere you can recover it

2) Claim you spent it on hookers and blow

3) Claim to be a chick, serve your year in jail with a bunch of horny female inmates

4) Go back to whatever shithole you are from and recover the money and spend it on cheaper hooker and blow

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 05:00 PM (sKqQm)

101 And no one found it even a little bit suspicious that this one single lightbulbhead was claiming to have have provided 1.5 million meals.

It's all corruption all the way down in Tampon Timmy's Wonderland.

Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 05:00 PM (gtcuf)

102 In the last 5 years, nothing has done more to discredit the judiciary than the judiciary.

These cartel judges are worse than trannies dancing around in dresses demanding we respect them--at least the tranny isn't stealing from our future and soiling our past.
His lies only live in the present.

No:
You cartel judges are a disgrace to all law and all order.

When the swing comes for you, you can plea to the deaf past, killed by your own hand in a fit of pique at the people you were sworn to protect for daring elect a man you found declasse.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 30, 2026 05:00 PM (HXT0k)

103 Seize ALL his assets and those of his family. Deport everyone who has him in their contact list.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 30, 2026

***
When we had a sane country, we would have. Say, during Calvin Coolidge's time.

Oh, wait. They weren't letting people like that into America during Cal's time, so the problem didn't come up.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:00 PM (wzUl9)

104 Seize ALL his assets and those of his family. Deport everyone who has him in their contact list.

You forgot step 1:

Hang him, Iranian style

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 05:01 PM (sKqQm)

105 Walking on the beach with a Democrat.
"Look at the dead bird," I said.
"Where?" she said looking up.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:02 PM (2WIwB)

106 It's raining and warm here, so I'm relaxing with a pipe after a busy day of errands and chores, and trying to catch up. The world is still weird, right? It didn't suddenly correct itself while I was sleeping?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:41 PM (wzUl9)

Keep smoking that pipe. It'll get weirder

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2026 05:02 PM (zafwz)

107 Some of you may remember Lea Thompson from Back to the Future. Saturday, she posted a video encouraging supporters to make signs and attend a No Kings rally.

In the video, she displayed several signs she said she was making, including “Equality is not radical,” “Healthcare, not warfare,” and “Make bullying wrong again.”

She also stated, “Apparently, if 3.5% of a population protests in a sustained and peaceful way, it can topple authoritarian regimes. I know this is math, but that’s only 12 million of us, so we’ve gotten really close. I think we can do it tomorrow.”

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 05:03 PM (0sNs1)

108 Somebody has to finance those wars between Somalia, Ethiopia and Kenya. Proxy wars are the best wars. Just ask Zelenskyy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 05:04 PM (Fbc0I)

109 Keep smoking that pipe. It'll get weirder
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2026

***
"The world is already too much for me. That's why I smoke this stuff."
( -- Thomas De Quincey, author of Confessions of an English Opium Eater)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:04 PM (wzUl9)

110 She also stated, “Apparently, if 3.5% of a population protests in a sustained and peaceful way, it can topple authoritarian regimes.

And how is this "apparent?" Go back to fucking Howard the Duck, Lea.

Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 05:05 PM (gtcuf)

111 After waiting at baggage claim only to realize my bag wasn't there, I were to the lost baggage counter. The lady there, sporting a Kamala pin, told me not to worry about my lost bag as she was a trained professional and would find it.
Her first question to me. "So, has your flight arrived yet?"

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:05 PM (2WIwB)

112 She also stated, “Apparently, if 3.5% of a population protests in a sustained and peaceful way, it can topple authoritarian regimes. I know this is math, but that’s only 12 million of us, so we’ve gotten really close. I think we can do it tomorrow.

The core problem we have in the US is that 60% or more just want to be left alone, 10-20% want to roll this shit back to sanity, and the 3% of the 20% that just want free shit thing dressing up as Handmaids will get them to be in charge of handing out the free shit

Posted by: 18-1 at March 30, 2026 05:05 PM (sKqQm)

113 Judge is a Trump appointee from the 1st term. We really got screwed when Trump trusted the wrong people for advice.

Posted by: Crusader at March 30, 2026 04:36 PM

I think people need to be reminded that Trump had no real plans for a cabinet and no idea how he would do anything anything in his first term because he did not think he would win.

IIRC it was the weekend before the election when he confided in his campaign team that he knew they could not win no matter what happened but they gave it a good try.

He was literally blindsided by his win like everyone else in the country was. I certainly never expected him to win.

While he was trying to organize a cabinet he was being attacked from both the left and the right on an hourly basis and was forced to constantly defend himself from minute one with the entire deep state, the courts along with the left and all of the rino's constantly attacking at him.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 30, 2026 05:06 PM (0N4FZ)

114 >A year and a day. That's it.
----
maybe he'll get shivved while he's in the joint

I kid, of course

Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 05:07 PM (ZxPkt)

115 Her first question to me. "So, has your flight arrived yet?"

I would have asked her: "Are you the party to whom I am speaking?"

Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 05:07 PM (gtcuf)

116 Some of you may remember Lea Thompson from Back to the Future. Saturday, she posted a video encouraging supporters to make signs and attend a No Kings rally.

We should encourage a nationwide series of Shut The Fuck Up rallies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 05:07 PM (ExV1e)

117 >>>Her first question to me. "So, has your flight arrived yet?"

Posted by: Diogenes

>Did she cackle and suck your cock? That's what Kamala would do.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 05:08 PM (Fbc0I)

118 I'm listening to the local classical music station. Some Schubert, some "Carmen," et al. is a fine antidote to world craziness. (For a while.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:08 PM (wzUl9)

119 Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 05:03 PM (0sNs

Acting the second most overpaid profession in the world.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 05:08 PM (V4IXI)

120 Looking at the sidebar, seeing mention of Charles de Batz de Castelmore (d'Artagnan), and thinking he was the original Bat Man...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 05:09 PM (ynpvh)

121 And no one found it even a little bit suspicious that this one single lightbulbhead was claiming to have have provided 1.5 million meals.

It's all corruption all the way down in Tampon Timmy's Wonderland.
Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 05:00 PM

Dude. We're Hobbits. Consider our daily meal schedule:

Breakfast – 7 a.m.
Second Breakfast – 9 a.m.
Elevenses – 11 a.m.
Luncheon – 1 p.m.
Afternoon Tea – 3 p.m.
Dinner – 6 p.m.
Supper – 9 p.m.

That's barely 1.607 years worth of meals for our Community.

Posted by: Abdul al Merry & Mohammad Pippin at March 30, 2026 05:09 PM (0sNs1)

122 Aboard the MV Coho, and we are under way. Sun is shining bright, sky full of fluffy white clouds and the sea has a very light chop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:09 PM (azOtX)

123 “Equality is not radical,”

Equality under the law? Of course not

Equality of outcome? You bet your sweet duck f*cking tits honey

Posted by: 18-1 in the style of that meme at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM (sKqQm)

124 Walked into a coffee shop that was featuring 10% off all large coffees. I ordered two and gave the lady at the cash register (wearing a No Kings button) my coupon. She looked at the coupon and said "Two large coffees at 10% off each is...mmm...lets see, 20%!"
I smiled as I paid.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM (2WIwB)

125 We have No Kings, but we have plenty of Imams.

Posted by: Wally at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM (zG4BR)

126 Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 30, 2026 05:06 PM (0N4FZ)

According to Melania, when Trump told Melania he was running she said "You know if you run you'll win.'

Donald Trump has been in the public eye for 5 decades. WHEN, in all that time, has Donald Trump EVER ONCE not played to win?

The "Trump didn't expect to win" shit was a liberal media talking point.

I say this as a huge Trump supporter: Trump's fuck ups are Trump's fuckups. Don't try and sugarcoat them with liberal media talking pints.

Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM (gtcuf)

127 124 Walked into a coffee shop that was featuring 10% off all large coffees. I ordered two and gave the lady at the cash register (wearing a No Kings button) my coupon. She looked at the coupon and said "Two large coffees at 10% off each is...mmm...lets see, 20%!"
I smiled as I paid.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM (2WIwB)

amazing, just simply amazing...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 05:11 PM (ynpvh)

128 Two large coffees at 10% off each is...mmm...lets see, 20%!"
I smiled as I paid.
Posted by: Diogenes

🤣

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 30, 2026 05:11 PM (T5m6M)

129 The 18 and over population of the US is 266.98 million. The numbers don't add up.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 05:12 PM (+nEug)

130 I have a stupid question.

Why is the Internal Revenue Service sitting this one out?

The fraud is obvious. That would make the tax fraud obvious as well. Claiming to serve 1.5 million meals and not serving any would negate the structure of the entity. That's tax fraud.

Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 05:12 PM (dIske)

131 Prosecutors are pussies and 99% always looking for plea deals . That's why so many criminals who should still be in prison are walking the streets and looking for their next victims.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (V4IXI)

Prosecutors are hyper-aggressively slef interested, and conviction rate is a big factor in getting to the next level.
A plea deal results in a conviction, ergo going to trial not only costs more and takes more time, there's the offchance that the perp skates.
They don't give one flying fuck about public safety or "justice", only their careers*

*The caveat is when they tilt at windmills for publicity and political advantage such as the specious charges leveled against POTUS

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2026 05:12 PM (zafwz)

132 $250 million for ONE year in what is probably a minimum security prison?

I'd do that...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 05:12 PM (mP0Kj)

133 One of my brothers is a federal agent. I had ask him before why they do a year plus one day. He said it’s to get around the First Step Act sentence reduction guidelines. If the sentence is one year or less (365 days or less) you have to serve the full sentence of one year, as the reduction credits don’t apply. If your sentence is great than 1 year (>365 days) then you do qualify. Hence why they do one year plus 1 day.

This person now qualifies for good behavior sentence reduction credits from 25-40%. The likelihood is this fraudster does 6 months or less. Crime really does pay.

Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at March 30, 2026 05:14 PM (np2zX)

134 Prosecutors are pussies and 99% always looking for plea deals . That's why so many criminals who should still be in prison are walking the streets and looking for their next victims.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:52 PM (V4IXI)

These are true stats...

The FBI has a successful prosecution rate of 99%.
Of FBI cases, 99% are plea deals.

Kinda makes ya go... hmmmm....

Note, Gen. Flynn, after NINE YEARS, finally gets a settlement from the DOJ for wrongful prosecution... after having to be pardoned by the President.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (mP0Kj)

135 Aboard the MV Coho, and we are under way. Sun is shining bright, sky full of fluffy white clouds and the sea has a very light chop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:09 PM (azOtX)

Somewhere in the middle of the Strait, they will say you can shop duty free for like 2 freakin minutes.
The deals aren't that great, but the lure is.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (zafwz)

136 Some of you may remember Lea Thompson from Back to the Future. Saturday, she posted a video encouraging supporters to make signs and attend a No Kings rally.

We should encourage a nationwide series of Shut The Fuck Up rallies.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 05:07 PM (ExV1e)

When I passed through Madras, OR on Saturday, there was a sad little NoKings demo at the highway intersection, led by a slovenly fat harpy toting a crudely-lettered "jail Trump" sign. I flipped them the bird, and was rewarded by a burst of incoherent screeching.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (azOtX)

137 Their entire language is composed of only twenty three syllables

And it has not changed for nearly 1000 years. Arabic is a very crude, simple, dumb language

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (El6/E)

138 >>I think people need to be reminded that Trump had no real plans for a cabinet and no idea how he would do anything anything in his first term because he did not think he would win.

I think it's far too easy to forget what was going on back then. Not only did Trump run against the Republican establishment and thrash them, he was also being accused of being a Russian stooge. It's not like people were rushing to work for him back then. Many didn't think he'd last in office for a year.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (viF8m)

139 - You burn our churches? We bomb your black cube.

That's great in theory, but you have to be absolutely sure that it is reduced to gravel in the process.

Can you imagine what a morale boost is would be if we bombed it and wasn't completely obliterated?

They're bad enough when they're losing, we can't afford to give them even one win. Especially a significant one like that.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (a+4eV)

140 Would you people give me a pass for fucking Lea Thompson? We were single, she was hot, and if she was babbling about politics back then, I wasn't listening.

Posted by: Howard the Duck at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (zG4BR)

141 I note that Jeffrey Skilling got 24 years (later reduced to 14, of which he served 12) for the Enron fraud. At least Enron was an actual business that had actual revenue and product.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (XMwZJ)

142 Some of you may remember Lea Thompson from Back to the Future. Saturday, she posted a video encouraging supporters to make signs and attend a No Kings rally.

I can fix her.

Or die trying

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (El6/E)

143 127 124 Walked into a coffee shop that was featuring 10% off all large coffees. I ordered two and gave the lady at the cash register (wearing a No Kings button) my coupon. She looked at the coupon and said "Two large coffees at 10% off each is...mmm...lets see, 20%!"
I smiled as I paid.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM (2WIwB)

amazing, just simply amazing...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 05:11 PM (ynpvh)

Barista? probably had a Humanities type degree...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (mP0Kj)

144 @124 -- Those "No Kings" protesters are geniuses.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 05:19 PM (XMwZJ)

145 144 @124 -- Those "No Kings" protesters are geniuses.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 05:19 PM (XMwZJ)

Yeah, real frickin' Einsteins...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 05:20 PM (ynpvh)

146 When I passed through Madras, OR on Saturday, there was a sad little NoKings demo at the highway intersection, led by a slovenly fat harpy toting a crudely-lettered "jail Trump" sign. I flipped them the bird, and was rewarded by a burst of incoherent screeching.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (azOtX)

Yo!
Sorry again we weren't able to get together.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:20 PM (2WIwB)

147 Heh...Lea Thompson. She dried up. She has a much more attractive daughter with actual talent. She played a great "airhead" in one of those Zombie movies. Or, maybe she wasn't acting. No idea. But, hot.

Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 05:20 PM (dIske)

148 The "Trump didn't expect to win" shit was a liberal media talking point.

I say this as a huge Trump supporter: Trump's fuck ups are Trump's fuckups. Don't try and sugarcoat them with liberal media talking pints.

Posted by: Delurker at March 30, 2026 05:10 PM

Sorry but it isn't a liberal talking point. Trump himself said he was not going to win the week before the election. Even melania told that to the lady who wrote the "art of her deal" book about melania.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 30, 2026 05:21 PM (0N4FZ)

149 I think it's far too easy to forget what was going on back then. Not only did Trump run against the Republican establishment and thrash them, he was also being accused of being a Russian stooge. It's not like people were rushing to work for him back then. Many didn't think he'd last in office for a year.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 05:15 PM (viF8m)

----------------

Heard some talking head today suggest tthat the DOJ can't get good lawyers because The Left will essentially destroy your legal career if you work for Trump.

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 05:21 PM (HW7Dq)

150 This pigfucker pleaded guilty in 2022 and only now is being sentenced? Where was he all this time?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 30, 2026 05:22 PM (1LxEq)

151 The ship is doing a weird sort of corkscrew roll. Seems like a combined pitch and roll. The pixels are sloshing around in the pixel tank of my laptop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:22 PM (azOtX)

152 I'm trying to work my way through the state income tax form. Sometimes I wish I had studied accounting.

Of course, when I would have started with that, we didn't have (affordable, let alone cheap) calculators. Urgh.

(Forensic accounting might have been a strange sort of fun, if there was such a specialty in the '70s.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:23 PM (wzUl9)

153 The pixels are sloshing around in the pixel tank of my laptop.

Your ampersands are all going to get tangled up like fishhooks

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:23 PM (El6/E)

154 I remember drinking Little Kings. They were pretty tasty for cheap beer. No Kings should be the non-alcoholic version.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 05:23 PM (Fbc0I)

155 The ship is doing a weird sort of corkscrew roll. Seems like a combined pitch and roll. The pixels are sloshing around in the pixel tank of my laptop.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026

***
"Download our app! It's free!"
( -- Scylla and Charybdis)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 05:24 PM (wzUl9)

156 Would you people give me a pass for fucking Lea Thompson? We were single, she was hot, and if she was babbling about politics back then, I wasn't listening.
Posted by: Howard the Duck at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (zG4BR)

Your movie sucked but that scene was the greatest scene ever put on film.

Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 05:24 PM (OM9sb)

157 Yo!
Sorry again we weren't able to get together.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:20 PM (2WIwB)

Likewise. But I was able to meet MAE and Lazy Messenger.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:24 PM (azOtX)

158 Barista? probably had a Humanities type degree...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (mP0Kj)

------------

PhD guaranteed!

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 05:25 PM (HW7Dq)

159 There will be no national divorce.

*types*

*deletes*

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 30, 2026 05:25 PM (vsOOT)

160 158 Barista? probably had a Humanities type degree...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (mP0Kj)

------------

PhD guaranteed!

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 05:25 PM (HW7Dq)

I think PhD should be pronounced like Elmer Fudd's last name...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 05:26 PM (ynpvh)

161 The state has no respect for taxpayer money. $250 million is stolen from hardworking taxpayers and one of the thieves gets a light sentence for paying back less than 1/250th of the stolen amount.

Peter St. Onge warned that the taxpayers are probably going to end up bailing out private credit as a number of the lenders (e.g., Blue Owl) have stopped allowing redemptions.

Peter also pointed out that the banks are lobbying Congress hard to make it illegal for stable coins to pay interest because those accounts are paying about 4% while banks are paying < 1/4%.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 05:26 PM (2ap+5)

162 Your movie sucked but that scene was the greatest scene ever put on film.

If she hadn't been playing his mom, that scene with her in the bedroom with Marty in Back to the Future would have been scorching hot. As it is, super awkward and disturbing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:28 PM (El6/E)

163 Some of you may remember Lea Thompson from Back to the Future. Saturday, she posted a video encouraging supporters to make signs and attend a No Kings rally.

I can fix her.

Or die trying

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:16 PM (El6/E)

She needs spankings.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 30, 2026 05:28 PM (vsOOT)

164 ‘ He claimed to serve roughly 1.5 million meals total and that the meals were provided by S & S Catering.’

1.5M meals. Imagine the infrastructure and resources to prepare and serve that many meals. The biggest professional catering companies in the country probably don’t serve that many meals in that time frame.

But this lone asshole probably had a bare-bones LLC with maybe one to two employees, tiny office space, and no resources to serve hamburger helper, let alone 1.5M meals.

The fact that nobody bothered to do any due diligence whatsoever on any of these companies makes it 100% clear to me that everyone was in on it, from top to bottom.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 30, 2026 05:29 PM (1LxEq)

165 139 That's great in theory, but you have to be absolutely sure that it is reduced to gravel in the process.

even then...

aiui, it was broken into about seven pieces a while ago and glued back together.

Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:30 PM (v3pYe)

166 @97 -- You're only off by a factor of 10. That would be $683,060 of taxpayer money for every day of the sentence. Nice work if you can get it...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 05:30 PM (XMwZJ)

167 >>Lea Thompson
__
Lipless communist.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 30, 2026 05:31 PM (bNf8H)

168 >>Heard some talking head today suggest tthat the DOJ can't get good lawyers because The Left will essentially destroy your legal career if you work for Trump.

I've been reading about a counterattack on the ABA, one of the main groups harassing and trying to take down lawyers who work with Trump or any MAGA related person. The ABA has become a far left advocacy group and not a neutral arbiter of the law.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 05:32 PM (viF8m)

169 Lea had sort of a hillbilly/pixie look. Pixappeal.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (2ap+5)

170 Likewise. But I was able to meet MAE and Lazy Messenger.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:24 PM (azOtX)

Excellent!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (2WIwB)

171 N00d Patel/Swallwell action.

Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (OM9sb)

172 Whenever an aging, washed-up actor suddenly takes to the airwaves to boldly rant about exactly whatever the Current Thing is, you can be sure the real reason is they are looking for attention and probably a role.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (1LxEq)

173 Anyone can not serve 1.5 Million Meals.

What you people are forgetting is that this guy chose to not serve 1.5 Million People to Children.

Because, he cares.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (W7FsI)

174 ruh roh

長谷川吉田 Hasegawa Yoshida
@EdoEraPervert
Translated from Japanese
I'm often seeing this word on TL, and I'm confused because I don't get what it means. What the heck is "Nigga"?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 05:33 PM (El6/E)

175 nood!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 05:34 PM (MIIRH)

176 even then...

aiui, it was broken into about seven pieces a while ago and glued back together.
Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 05:30 PM (v3pYe)

Reduce to gravel then mill it down to minus .01" in a ball mill, put the resulting sludge into tanks, and empty them at sea.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 30, 2026 05:35 PM (azOtX)

177 Its a shame these Hollywood celebrities turned into Marxists

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 05:42 PM (Ia/+0)

178 That UK thinktank name.

s/OS/ONS/

Posted by: banana Dream at March 30, 2026 05:54 PM (r2KsI)

179 I'm pretty sure a year and day will allow parole after a few months.

Posted by: John M at March 30, 2026 06:11 PM (CzLfO)

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