Were You Inconvenienced by the Decrepit White Hippies During the CCP- and Soros-Funded No Kings Shuffle-Abouts?

Insurrection Barbie
@DefiyantlyFree
Mar 28
I got stuck in the middle of one of the idiotic CCP funded No Kings protests with my kid in this morning.
First of all it was 15 people. They were all white and over the age of 65 and lastly, if you continue to walk around with signs that say No Kings, you look like an idiot.
Literally no one was under the age of 65 in the whole crowd.

They're literally mutants.

Fetishist 'No Kings' protester in mask drags 'Trump' and 'JD Vance' behind her wheelchair

The "No Kings" protest in Atlanta took a turn for the weird as a masked artist dragged unhinged cosplayers dressed as President Trump and Vice President JD Vance behind her wheelchair.
Video of the street protest sideshow circulating online shows activist Jessica Blinkhorn clad in a black sheer skirt, a leather tube top and a full facemask reminiscent of "Mad Max: Fury Road" villain Immortan Joe seated in a motorized wheelchair as her fellow dress-up players awkwardly gyrate to techno music.
The Georgia State University teacher and self-described "DOGEWALKER" holds a metal leash in one hand, which is connected to a collar worn by a person wearing a Trump mask and dressed in his signature blue suit, red tie and MAGA hat, and a woman who appears to be mimicking Erika Kirk.
...
"This is performance as protest. This is art in action," Blinkhorn wrote in an Instagram post accompanying the unhinged video.
...

Blinkhorn has been awarded in the art world for her performance pieces about sex and disability. He received a prestigious Guggenheim Fellowship in 2024 -- a prestigious award that comes with tens of thousands of dollars in grant money -- for her project SPANKBOX.
The art "depicts individuals with physical disabilities in hypersexualized poses and situations," according to the fellowship.

Uh-huh.

Video of these sexual fetishist mutants here. (Toby just emailed me to say "Almost as hittable as Sarah Longwell.")

Robert DeNiro -- or, as I think this genius should be called, Bobby "The Brain" DeNiro -- stumbled and mumbled his way through a gibberish speech written for him by ChatGTP.

C3
@C_3C_3
Mar 28
No Kings crybaby and terminal TDS patient Robert DeNiro...
Has lost roughly $350 million on his last 5 movies.
Whoops!

For decades people praised DeNiro for somehow managing to make his eyes empty and absent. Turns out, no, he's not a great actor, he's just brain-damaged IRL. When he "portrays" a man with no inner monologue who seems to be an animal motivated only by primitive instinct, that's just him.

Bobby "The Brain" DeNiro shuffle-marched alongside pogrom-stirring race hustler and OG Grifter Al Sharpton as well as spherical bull-dyke and mortgage fraudster "Big Tish" James.

LMAO 🤣. No kings protester completely LOSES IT and STORMS AWAY when the interviewer points out that nobody voted for Kamala and she was installed as the nominee pic.twitter.com/k4soNACCuS
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 29, 2026

Philadelphia, PA - at today's “No Kings” protest

"Death to America”
“Death to Israel”
Long Live the Intifada”

All while holding the “Palestinian” flag.

Those are literally terrorists in America.
pic.twitter.com/7oBKSWjb1A
— Vivid.🇮🇱 (@VividProwess) March 28, 2026

“Then they came for the theater kids, and I said ‘make sure you get all the theater kids’” https://t.co/r4E5ylnmvm
— 𝐏𝐚𝐮𝐥𝐨𝐬 (Golden Age Arc) (@myth_pilot) March 30, 2026

As I always have to point out, The Handmaid's Tale was based on the oppression of women after the... Iranian Islamic Revolution of 1979.

But I'm sure all of these emptybrains support the Islamic Occupation of Iran.

I'm sure because I have video of it.

No kings protesters in Nashville, TN

These libtards are actually deranged pic.twitter.com/thWB19dYL6
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 29, 2026

Pam from The Office is #based:

This is the best takedown of "No Kings" I've seen yet.

"You just hate what you're told to hate..."

"I just wish the anti-authoritarian energy was present during actual tyranny." 🔥pic.twitter.com/126eJbo8vc
— Kyle Becker (@kylenabecker) March 29, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM

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1 First

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:31 PM (z/ZK2)

2 Silver

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:31 PM (z/ZK2)

3 Bronze for the hat trick

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:31 PM (z/ZK2)

4 We know who finances this theater. Go after them. Now.

If we have to resolve it, it won't end well for the mutants.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (AkEZC)

5 Not Cow Demon.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (XMwZJ)

6 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

7 When did Triggy Puff become Hannibal?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:32 PM (cWLG3)

8 Between this freak show, which somehow forgot what the Fourth of July holiday is, and the NDP conference in Winnipeg where the radical Leftist party of Canada chose a new leader for federal Parliament, the Left should never win an election again. At least on this continent.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:33 PM (z/ZK2)

9
Did we all have fun during the Day of White Rage?
We were all safe, right?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2026 03:33 PM (rbvCR)

10 a leather tube top
Looks more like a tire tube top to me.

Posted by: GWB at March 30, 2026 03:33 PM (x9vBb)

11 This is the Bartertown in parade form.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 03:35 PM (IifOV)

12 The Elderly Handmaidens could do more good parading around in Iran.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:35 PM (cWLG3)

13 Oh yeah, it is amusing as all hell to watch Leftists avoid the label. The Economist describes the Liberals as the center left party in Canada. True enough. But the NDP is “Leftish”. No. The NDP is the hard Left in Canada.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:35 PM (z/ZK2)

14 They are literally mutants. And, as such, lose all protections under the Constitution. The Constitution is for human beings that are citizens of the United States.

To CECOT with all these protestors!

Posted by: Diabeetus at March 30, 2026 03:35 PM (sWgE+)

15 not inconvenienced just annoyed by my family all over social media with posts and patting each other on the back for being such Good People

yuck

gonna make Easter a bit more annoying

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 30, 2026 03:35 PM (j+aD2)

16 12 The Elderly Handmaidens could do more good parading around in Iran.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:35 PM (cWLG3)

We’re busy crushing down the streets of Tehran in our new turbo Trans Am…

Posted by: Fearless Iranians From Hell at March 30, 2026 03:36 PM (z/ZK2)

17 Has lost roughly $350 million on his last 5 movies.

Also a divorce, that broke whatever was left of him. I kind of disagree about DeNiro's acting ability. He WAS very good for a couple of decades. He picked good roles that fitted his ability. He's an empty shell now.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 30, 2026 03:36 PM (sAmhv)

18 I'm beggin' you all please, bring back the insane asylums. If not, I'll have to open my own with myself as the first patient because this crap is making me crazy.

Posted by: The guy that says nothing will happen (again) at March 30, 2026 03:36 PM (6uxuX)

19 The Statue of Liberty hasseveral thigh tattoos.

Filed under: Things i Didn't Know.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 30, 2026 03:36 PM (h3Irj)

20 My wife taught at an old folks home on Sunday.

All of them were talking about how they enjoyed the protest the day before...

Yep. The protests main demographic are old people waiting to die.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (N1DT3)

21 I'd bang the Statue of Liberty there.

Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (oqH4h)

22 The Los Angeles Kings hardest hit.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (4xEtP)

23 >>>21 I'd bang the Statue of Liberty there.

how closely did you look?

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (1wjle)

24 No Kings was this weekend? Oh I forgot. Didn't see one protestor or one protest anywhere. Didn't smell any either. And I live in Manhattan.

This is much different than during the BLM tyranny in 2020 or so. Those protests were much better organized, much better funded, and much much better attended.

No Kings is barely a wet fart in a hurricane.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

25 i'll just take Based Pam from The Office, thank you.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (1wjle)

26 Did not notice em here in lexington. But then again, I was going to work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (zZu0s)

27 how closely did you look?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (1wjle)
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Not closely enough, and now I hate you.

Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (oqH4h)

28 Why is that handmaiden holding a Bill Clinton sign? Is she for him or against him?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (Cqx++)

29 I'd bang the Statue of Liberty there.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (oqH4h)
_______

Ummm ... I think that's a dude, bro

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

30 >> I'd bang the Statue of Liberty there.

Just go to Thailand, Bro.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (W7FsI)

31 @24 youtube was trending live coverage of the protests, because of course.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (cWLG3)

32 Extras in the 2026 remake of The Road Warrior

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (YwEeS)

33 >>Not closely enough, and now I hate you.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (oqH4h)

The hardest part about this entire situation is telling your father.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (W7FsI)

34 >>>Ummm ... I think that's a dude, bro

yeah the facial geometry is weird and extreme and now I can see a dude in that. Not sure if it is a dude. Would not chance it. Not worth it even if it's a tatted up witch-faced broad.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:40 PM (1wjle)

35
I'd bang the Statue of Liberty there.

How come she's not wearing a poem about tired people?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 03:40 PM (Cqx++)

36 No Kings is barely a wet fart in a hurricane.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

Posted by: Mao at March 30, 2026 03:40 PM (z/ZK2)

37 >>Ummm ... I think that's a dude, bro
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

LEAVE BALLISTIC ALONE!
...also,
Love is love, homie.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (W7FsI)

38 how closely did you look?
Yeah, Miss SoL was a bit rough looking. Like she'd raped by a gang of TdA terrorists.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (XMwZJ)

39 They're literally mutants.

And they call us CHUDS!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (JCZqz)

40 >>>If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

In many ways, this is the story of the next post.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (1wjle)

41 The hardest part about this entire situation is telling your father.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (W7FsI)
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At least I'm not rollerblading.

Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (oqH4h)

42 My next-door neighbors are No-Kingers

Before the proest yesterday morning, they were running around frantically trying t pack the car with signs and accessories -- yelling at each other, upset, excited, desperate to get there in time and not forget anything.

aFterward, they invited abut 15 fellow No-Kingers to the house for an after-protest canapé party. they stood around laughing and sipping white wine, and then gathered in a circle and sang cringey "protest songs" that consisted n '60s and '70s hits with badly rewritten anti-Trump lyrics.

It was so sad, so pathetic.

Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (Av6i5)

43 20 My wife taught at an old folks home on Sunday.

All of them were talking about how they enjoyed the protest the day before...

Yep. The protests main demographic are old people waiting to die.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (N1DT3)

Where else can you have a free outdoor party, and even get "famous" attention and possibly paid?

This is an assisted living home dream. It's why they keep having them. Puts the olds out for at least 1/2 the day and the prior week is "getting ready" events...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (tOcjL)

44 40 >>>If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

In many ways, this is the story of the next post.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (1wjle)

Go to Xinjiang province and fix tractors.

Posted by: Mao at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (z/ZK2)

45 While I might not bang the Statue of Liberty, I might give her a good tittie hump...

Posted by: Diabeetus at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (sWgE+)

46 21 I'd bang the Statue of Liberty there.

how closely did you look?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (1wjle)

BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

47 Wasn't there a sit down dinner type place called Kings Court? WAY back? Like 70s.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:42 PM (zZu0s)

48 Shame wasn't on that mailing list to earn $20 to protest

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:42 PM (Ia/+0)

49 This is the best takedown of "No Kings" I've seen yet.

"You just hate what you're told to hate..."

"I just wish the anti-authoritarian energy was present during actual tyranny."

I remember when you had to show your vaccine card to dine out.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (Kksvc)

50 men's eyes don't look for beauty first, they look for easy, even nasty.

But... once you get done scanning for easy/nasty, you have to look closer and decide, "Is this even worth it on Easy Mode? What are we even doing here? "

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (1wjle)

51 yeah the facial geometry is weird and extreme and now I can see a dude in that. Not sure if it is a dude. Would not chance it. Not worth it even if it's a tatted up witch-faced broad.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:40 PM (1wjle)

Or a tranny.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (z/ZK2)

52 46 21 I'd bang the Statue of Liberty there.

how closely did you look?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (1wjle)

So it's not a pot bellied over tatted Shemale ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (FtULh)

53 Oh, and forgot to mention, that the after-party was also a DNC/Emily's List/The Squad fundraising event, with people giving speeches saying every dime was need to defeat Cheetoh Mussolini.

Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (Av6i5)

54 >>>aFterward, they invited abut 15 fellow No-Kingers to the house for an after-protest canapé party. they stood around laughing and sipping white wine, and then gathered in a circle and sang cringey "protest songs" that consisted n '60s and '70s hits with badly rewritten anti-Trump lyrics.

parody song lyrics are the lowest form of comedy. And I've written a few.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM (1wjle)

55 Even if not dude, she's built like a fire hydrant.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM (zZu0s)

56 Toby just emailed me to say "Almost as hittable as Sarah Longwell.

Ace, it isn’t fair to make fun of blind horndog Toby

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM (36bTp)

57 The statue of liberty es la tarta.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM (2ap+5)

58 Why does that statue of Liberty have hooves?

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM (IifOV)

59 >>men's eyes don't look for beauty first, they look for easy, even nasty.

What our brains do is take the information given to it and form what is essentially an ideal for what it 'sees'.

Then, it adjusts as reality imposes itself on the ideal.

This, is the essential working of the 10 yard rule.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:45 PM (W7FsI)

60 51 yeah the facial geometry is weird and extreme and now I can see a dude in that. Not sure if it is a dude. Would not chance it. Not worth it even if it's a tatted up witch-faced broad.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:40 PM (1wjle)

Or a tranny.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (z/ZK2)

I was thinking male to female tranny who actually spent money at least getting the good hormones...that type of person would want to show the nipples by going bra-less...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 03:45 PM (tOcjL)

61

I remember when you had to show your vaccine card to dine out.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (Kksvc)

Went to a St. Louis Blues hockey game during the covid thing. The people we went with, one guy's wife was a nurse. She had 'vaccine passports' pre printed for all of us so we had no issue getting into the arena.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

62
She's The Statue of Libertine.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 03:45 PM (IifOV)

63 53 Oh, and forgot to mention, that the after-party was also a DNC/Emily's List/The Squad fundraising event, with people giving speeches saying every dime was need to defeat Cheetoh Mussolini.
Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (Av6i5)

Didn't file an anonymous noise complaint over the singing?

Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 03:46 PM (tOcjL)

64 But... once you get done scanning for easy/nasty, you have to look closer and decide, "Is this even worth it on Easy Mode? What are we even doing here? "
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (1wjle)

"would my dick be mad at me for sticking him in that?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

65 >>She's The Statue of Libertine.

I would have went with Latrine.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:46 PM (W7FsI)

66 Seriously, the best way to take down the "No Kings" groupies is just to laugh at them. And, make it obvious so there is no misunderstanding.

This also works on "transgenders".

Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 03:47 PM (dIske)

67 No Kings sounds pretty sexist.

No Queens!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 30, 2026 03:47 PM (n5tGW)

68 Statue of Liberty -- whether male or female -- sure seems positively ecstatic at being arrested.

S/he's gazing at that officer like David French watching a particularly jacked bull pound his wife. Pure happiness.

It's almost like these abominations want to get arrested. Almost like it's all performance art.

Ya know?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

69 parody song lyrics are the lowest form of comedy. And I've written a few.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM

Paul Shanklin wept.

Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 30, 2026 03:47 PM (4NO2D)

70 "Art in Action".

No. Leftists just have a dress-up fetish.

Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (iXqHn)

71 I didn't go through town on Sunday so I missed the ... whatever it was.
Supposedly there is another one tomorrow night. I 'm going to check it out.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (+nEug)

72 Cheetoh Mussolini.
Posted by: zombie at March 30, 2026 03:43 PM (Av6i5)

The judges would have also accepted, "Creamsicle Mussolini"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (rbvCR)

73 Wow. LOTS of bored white ladies in Nashville willing to play dress up.

How much were they paying?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (2Ez/1)

74 >>It's almost like these abominations want to get arrested. Almost like it's all performance art.

Make Hickory Shampoo Great Again.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (W7FsI)

75 It's almost like these abominations want to get arrested. Almost like it's all performance art.

Ya know?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 30, 2026 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

Cred.

Shows how far they're willing to go on their terrorist resume.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

76 "would my dick be mad at me for sticking him in that?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:46 PM

The Vespa Question. Will any of my friends see me riding that?

Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 30, 2026 03:49 PM (4NO2D)

77 Where else can you have a free outdoor party, and even get "famous" attention and possibly paid?
Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 03:41 PM (tOcjL)

NK's is also hobo Mardi Gras.

Posted by: 13times at March 30, 2026 03:49 PM (3fEC+)

78 Supposedly there is another one tomorrow night. I 'm going to check it out.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (+nEug)

Take plenty of pictures!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

79 57 The statue of liberty es la tarta.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho
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And that folks is the thread winner...

The horde never disappoints.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 30, 2026 03:49 PM (VkY89)

80 Vaccine cards, there's your King

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (Ia/+0)

81
And not ONE mask! Think of the Covid variances!!

Posted by: Taylor Lorenz at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (IifOV)

82 The hardest part about this entire situation is telling your father.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (W7FsI)

*bats eyes*

He doesn't have to know.

Posted by: Statue of Libertine at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (FMtrg)

83 I was blissfully ignorant as to who Sarah Longwell was until Ace's reference and forced me to look her up. Damn you, Ace, for ruining my bliss!

Posted by: No Ignorance nor bliss at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (48kUI)

84 They had one of those all-Lefty-hands-on-deck protests in my town on Saturday. It was on a major street but not Main Street, and there was no interference with traffic. About 75% greybeards, 25% students, I'd guess. No Kings, LGBTQ, Free Palestine, No War, No Ice, etc.

Some support honks, but also loud exhortations to fuck themselves, and many birds were thrown, including my own.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (kpS4V)

85 All of this No Kings bullshit, and yet you allow this illegal alien Retard Harry and his hootchie mama to run around free when Charles should be reeling in his bastard child. Charlies didn't sire that fuckstick, Diana was cucking that imbred.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (Fbc0I)

86 I wonder whatever happened to the guy that was photographed taking a shit on the NYC cop car during the Wall Street protests.........

The left. They never cease to entertain when they go out and do dumb shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

87 73 How much were they paying?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 03:48 PM (2Ez/1)

They probably didn't have to.

They just had to tell people it was a reason for them to act like drama kids and wear costumes, and they were in.

Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 03:51 PM (iXqHn)

88 You know, a lot depends on how long you've been at sea.

Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (4NO2D)

89 I was blissfully ignorant as to who Sarah Longwell was until Ace's reference and forced me to look her up. Damn you, Ace, for ruining my bliss!
Posted by: No Ignorance nor bliss at March 30, 2026 03:50 PM (48kUI)

She's so round. So firm.. So FULLY PACKED.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

90 The statue of liberty es la tarta.
Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 03:44 PM

Add a few pounds and she'd be a torta.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (bFu5X)

91 From early this morning, someone talking to an elderly white woman:
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Interviewer: “Why do you think there’s not a lot of black people here?”
Protester:
“Because a lot of them are afraid of being arrested. And they don’t wanna get arrested. They can’t afford it. They can’t afford the lawyers. They can’t afford the time off from work. And they’re afraid.”
Interviewer: “Do you think black people are less likely to protest because they’re afraid of getting arrested?”
Protester:
“Yeah, I do. Because they know they’ll get arrested more than white people.”
Interviewer: “What about voter ID laws? A lot of people say that suppresses the black vote.”
Protester:
“Yeah, because a lot of black people don’t have IDs. They don’t drive. They don’t have cars. They use public transportation.”
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The media's narrative at work.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (AkEZC)

92 Just read a story about TSA agents getting paid. A reporter asked the WH press sec. - why didn't you do this earlier? I don't know the full answer but did she say - sorry, are you asking me why he didn't act like a FUCKING KING SOONER?

Posted by: Sugar Free Gummy Bear at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (0OHKH)

93 36 If you have to fart, fart! You will feel much better for it.

here there be dragons

Posted by: al roker at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (v3pYe)

94 I actually saw that one of my grade school teachers was at the No Kings march. She's got to be close to 80 now. Insanity.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (IifOV)

95 >> I was blissfully ignorant as to who Sarah Longwell was until Ace's reference and forced me to look her up.

Toby is gonna get mad if you are checking out his girl.

Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (W7FsI)

96 19 The Statue of Liberty hasseveral thigh tattoos.

Filed under: Things i Didn't Know.

Also appears to be chilly

Posted by: Azjaeger at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (kVoLy)

97 88 You know, a lot depends on how long you've been at sea.
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 30, 2026 03:52 PM (4NO2D)

The Shame shall forever be engraved upon Your Soul.

Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (iXqHn)

98 Interviewer: “What about voter ID laws? A lot of people say that suppresses the black vote.”
Protester:
“Yeah, because a lot of black people don’t have IDs. They don’t drive. They don’t have cars. They use public transportation.”
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Tell me you're a racist that has never met a black person without telling me you're a racist that's never met a black person.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

99 25 i'll just take Based Pam from The Office, thank you.
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (1wjle)

Is that really 'Pam'? She looks like the years have been very kind to her.

Wonder if she lives in California.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (QGaXH)

100 Seriously, the best way to take down the "No Kings" groupies is just to laugh at them. And, make it obvious so there is no misunderstanding.

But be loud about it, because most of them have hearing aids.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (Riz8t)

101 parody song lyrics are the lowest form of comedy. And I've written a few.
Posted by: ace

Wait, so ace is really Afroman? How could I have not seen it before?

Posted by: Oddbob at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (vTZFs)

102 I mean, you do have to understand. A lot of faithless old folks, some who had no families (thanks to Roe V Wade hitting right when they would) and some whose families hate them, really have nothing to look forward to, nothing to "feel important with", except a path to obsolescence and death. This "No Kings movement" makes them matter, at least in their own heads. This gives their lives, as they are, meaning. When this ends (and the Dems dump them like they dump anyone no longer useful), many of them likely will, too.

So, I feel bad for them...and yet, I'd also like them to stay in their assisted living homes and have an ice cream party instead.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (tOcjL)

103 What is with the obsession of the Hand Maiden shit?

You look FOOLISH and PRIVILEGED

What kind of retard spends their free time annoying people in public?

Hurry up and die already. Useless fucks

Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (CLB2E)

104 Manatee AND works at the Bulwark?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)

105 Finally, the protest babes!!

Saturday was great. I was horribly disappointed by two horror movies, watched coverage of No Kings Day 3 on MS Now AND watched 'Freddy Got Fingered.' Entertainment all around.

Hollywood has had 25 years to dig deeper and 'Freddy Got Fingered' was actually the best movie I saw that day. It was bad and I can't believe they crapped $14 million on it, but it wasn't that bad. Lily white and no bitching about racism and no gays,

And thanks to MS Now, Tom Green didn't even crack the top 7 most annoying people Saturday.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (Sco7b)

106 These idiots don't realize that a king would have them jailed or disappeared for protesting, possibly publicly executed so everyone got the point.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (ueM0k)

107 >>>Is that really 'Pam'? She looks like the years have been very kind to her.

no, just kinda looks and sounds like her.

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (1wjle)

108 23 >>>21 I'd bang the Statue of Liberty there.

how closely did you look?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (1wjle)

THAT'S A MAN, BABY...!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (QGaXH)

109 parody song lyrics are the lowest form of comedy. And I've written a few.
Posted by: ace

Weird Al hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

110 Were You Inconvenienced by the Decrepit White Hippies During the CCP- and Soros-Funded No Kings Shuffle-Abouts?

No, because the half dozen or so old ladies from my county who protest ICE are downtown, where no one goes anymore.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2026 03:55 PM (0Htd1)

111 I personally loved when ace sang Ahab the A-rab on the podcast.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 03:55 PM (zZu0s)

112 67 No Kings sounds pretty sexist.

No Queens!

*stink eye*

Posted by: freddie mercury at March 30, 2026 03:55 PM (v3pYe)

113 Trump should announce he's renaming Independence Day to No Kings Day.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (viF8m)

114 no... not like a ham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PD785cMMZs

Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (1wjle)

115 What is with the obsession of the Hand Maiden shit?

You look FOOLISH and PRIVILEGED

What kind of retard spends their free time annoying people in public?

Hurry up and die already. Useless fucks
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (CLB2E)

And they had 100 of the stupid f*cks lined up for that dipshittery.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

116 This is what mental illness looks like.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (2Ez/1)

117 108 THAT'S A MAN, BABY...!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (QGaXH)

You missed the Art Thread by a few hours, sir.

Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (iXqHn)

118 I hope Insurrection Barbie took the opportunity to yell, "Get a job, hippy!" at the old ladies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (0Htd1)

119 Has lost roughly $350 million on his last 5 movies.

--------------

Sounds like a victim of Somali pirate fraud.

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:57 PM (NgYxV)

120 103 What is with the obsession of the Hand Maiden shit?

You look FOOLISH and PRIVILEGED

What kind of retard spends their free time annoying people in public?

Hurry up and die already. Useless fucks
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (CLB2E)

They want to be gang-ravaged by a bunch of swarthy Muslims.

Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 03:57 PM (iXqHn)

121 116 This is what mental illness looks like.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (2Ez/1)

Phases of dementia, most likely...the older you get, the more likely you will start to experience that mental fade...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 30, 2026 03:57 PM (tOcjL)

122 Bet lots of Queens were at tje No King protest

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:57 PM (Ia/+0)

123 Has lost roughly $350 million on his last 5 movies.

--------------

Sounds like a victim of Somali pirate fraud.
Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 03:57 PM (NgYxV)

Sad thing is, HE didn't lose anything. He got paid. The movie studios....THEY took it in the shorts for that asshole. But, you hired him. Reap it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

124 @91 -- Yeah, fear of getting arrested sure stopped them from rioting, looting, and burning down half their cities back in 2020.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 03:59 PM (XMwZJ)

125 Bet lots of Queens were at tje No King protest
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 03:57 PM (Ia/+0)

I'm sure there was quite the monkeypox convention in several areas.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

126 LMAO 🤣. No kings protester completely LOSES IT and STORMS AWAY when the interviewer points out that nobody voted for Kamala and she was installed as the nominee

--------------

I think the deeper message he was trying to convey was:

#OrangeCheetoBad

/Furure MAHA Voter?

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 04:00 PM (NgYxV)

127 Trump has to be more kingly
- Defy some Judicial decisions
- Indict/arrest/mug shot of opponent
- Search the residence of your opponent
- Pardon every last person in your administration

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 30, 2026 04:01 PM (bKa86)

128 It's depressing to realize that a large number of your countrymen are idiots. Insane, psychopathic, idiots.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 30, 2026 04:01 PM (XMwZJ)

129 Those are literally terrorists in America.

---------------

And that's just considering Congress.

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 04:01 PM (NgYxV)

130 I guess it was a younger, more spritely Robert DeNiro who so eloquently, and without pause, delivered his "Fuck Trump!" speech at the Oscars a couple years ago.

Posted by: Beelzebubba at March 30, 2026 04:01 PM (bufu1)

131 76 "would my dick be mad at me for sticking him in that?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:46 PM

The Vespa Question. Will any of my friends see me riding that?
Posted by: toby928(c) is keeping a low profile at March 30, 2026 03:49 PM (4NO2D)

Had a crude friend who's favorite joke was 'what do fat chicks and Vespas have in common?

Answer: they can both be a lot of fun but you don't want you're friends to see you riding one.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 04:02 PM (QGaXH)

132 I'd bang the Statue of Liberty there.

how closely did you look?
Posted by: ace at March 30, 2026 03:37 PM (1wjle)

BWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

***

Was thinking the same thing.
*shudders*
And her costume is missing the pigeon shit.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 04:03 PM (2WIwB)

133 10 years ago there would have been zero chance of a no kings protest in my town. someone somewhere decided we needed an assisted living facility on every street in town and now they are able to get 20 or 30 addlepated geezers out to get in the way and wave professionally printed signs over their heads with the flesh on their arms sagging to their waists. It's time to move.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 30, 2026 04:03 PM (2ap+5)

134 I live about 20min from downtown and did not notice the aging hippies.

The photo of the strange man wrapped like a tire in the wheelchair is bizarre, but not enough for me to find out or care.

It will soon be hot and they will stop these No King's worthless parades due to their age. Pass the baton to the paid protesters and move straight into real riot month which is June.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 04:04 PM (WONhk)

135 101 parody song lyrics are the lowest form of comedy. And I've written a few.
Posted by: ace

Wait, so ace is really Afroman? How could I have not seen it before?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM

Could Ace actually be Weird Al?????

Posted by: Scuba_Dude at March 30, 2026 04:04 PM (WsJuq)

136 I actually saw that one of my grade school teachers was at the No Kings march. She's got to be close to 80 now. Insanity.
Posted by: Frank Barone

Day trip from the old folks home.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 04:04 PM (Kksvc)

137 18 I'm beggin' you all please, bring back the insane asylums. If not, I'll have to open my own with ~~myself as the first patient~~ blackjack and hookers

fixt

Posted by: anachronda at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (v3pYe)

138 I celebrated "No Kings" by reading "Return of the King" by J.R.R. Tolkien.

Totally worth it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (ESVrU)

139 Oh, my mistake! That is a woman who looks like a tire in the wheelchair! Oopsie!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (WONhk)

140

Sorry gents who have rarely felt the touch of a female, that's a woman, albeit a large nosed one.

Here's the side pic

https://nypost.com/2026/03/29/us-news/no-kings-rally-turns-
violent-and-woman-dressed-as-statue-of-liberty-is-arrested/

[Delete the hard return after turns- ]

Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (g6TN6)

141 parody song lyrics are the lowest form of comedy. And I've written a few.
Posted by: ace

Hello fart shits my old friend
I must contend with you again
Because the Taco Bell I was eating
Has left my butthole weeping
It's run thru me like a molten lava train
Oh the pain
And now I poop with violence

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (Kksvc)

142 In South Portland Maine, the "No Kings" Protest was like 3 people on the sidewalk around 1PM when we drove by Broadway near the bridge into Portland... which is where they are every weekend these days.

Yes. These people who have been dropped on their heads as children are there every weekend now.

I was with the wife, but I so dearly wanted to roll the windows down and blast ICE ICE BABY from my huge stereo in the MAGA red dirty diesel truck.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (WYStd)

143 Retards all. No argument at all.

Just remember they all vote. There’s unfortunately no law keeping idiots like this from voting.

Posted by: That Guy at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (g/iaZ)

144 Ok. A Trans tire in the wheelchair. I think I now have this correct as I have things to do.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 04:07 PM (WONhk)

145 117 108 THAT'S A MAN, BABY...!
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (QGaXH)

You missed the Art Thread by a few hours, sir.
Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (iXqHn)

I'm on the left coast and slept late today....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 04:07 PM (QGaXH)

146 The art "depicts individuals with physical disabilities in hypersexualized poses and situations," according to the fellowship.
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There's a deleted scene in the movie Event Horizon that features such "art."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 04:08 PM (ESVrU)

147 Very serious people.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 30, 2026 04:08 PM (F0XtB)

148 Final comment on The Tire in The Wheelchair: is very sunburned.

They probably had to cut that tire off the moobs and submerge the entire deal in a pool.

I'll bet the smell triggered dogs miles away.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 04:09 PM (WONhk)

149 Why is that handmaiden holding a Bill Clinton sign? Is she for him or against him?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (Cqx++)

I presume that it was a list of all the pedos outed by THE EPSTEIN FILES! which included Prince Andrew - who was outed as having leaked government secrets, Elon Musk - who wasn't in the files at all AFAIK, and Woody Allen - who was almost certainly a pedo but also not in the files.

Not mentioned were the hundreds (thousands?) of teachers who molest kids every year. But that's okay.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:09 PM (ExV1e)

150 118 I hope Insurrection Barbie took the opportunity to yell, "Get a job, hippy!" at the old ladies.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 30, 2026 03:56 PM (0Htd1)

Now that I'm waayyyyy over 29, when I see the young guys with shaved heads I want to growl at them 'get a haircut, hippie'. When/if they say 'wth you talking about, old man' I'd say 'I dunno, it's just what old guys told me when I was your age so......'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 04:10 PM (QGaXH)

151 That poor wheelchair.

Posted by: Reforger at March 30, 2026 04:10 PM (7WnOb)

152 How were the paid protests in the college towns?

Those were the only places Hillary was giving speeches in 2016?

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 04:11 PM (Sco7b)

153 Back when it was a bundle of pipes in a factory it never could have forsaw what torture is final destination would be.

* bows head for wheelchair.

Posted by: Reforger at March 30, 2026 04:13 PM (7WnOb)

154 Chesterton pointed out that for the ordinary man in Britain, the King was the only person he'd know was NOT oppressing him. He also said we have an elected King and Britain has a hereditary President, who can do nothing but preside.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 04:13 PM (AlhUl)

155 103 What is with the obsession of the Hand Maiden shit?

You look FOOLISH and PRIVILEGED

What kind of retard spends their free time annoying people in public?

Hurry up and die already. Useless fucks
Posted by: melodicmetal at March 30, 2026 03:54 PM (CLB2E)

Probably the same ones that spend their free time trying to annoy other posters on schmaart military blogs...?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 30, 2026 04:13 PM (QGaXH)

156

As for the gimp, he is near death, so that's a plus. That belly is less fat than retained liquid (ascites), and that level looks like liver failure

Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 04:13 PM (g6TN6)

157 I presume that it was a list of all the pedos outed by THE EPSTEIN FILES! which included Prince Andrew - who was outed as having leaked government secrets, Elon Musk - who wasn't in the files at all AFAIK, and Woody Allen - who was almost certainly a pedo but also not in the files.

Right, they're still trying to make "Trump's name is in the files" happen.

The files don't actually support claims that what was happening there was pedos, just a lot of rich guys banging "yacht girls" like Meghan Markle. Especially considering the legal age in the Virgin Islands is 16.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:13 PM (2ocoG)

158 For decades people praised DeNiro for somehow managing to make his eyes empty and absent.
______
I always insisted on Duval and Caine as at least as good. Hell, Jane Fonda was pretty good at the start of Barbarella (her career was all downhill from there, when she got dressed.)

Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 04:14 PM (AlhUl)

159 Video of these sexual fetishist mutants here. (Toby just emailed me to say "Almost as hittable as Sarah Longwell.")
_______
My father might have hit on some of them - back in 1942, when they were doable.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 04:16 PM (AlhUl)

160 Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 04:05 PM (Kksvc)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Nazdar at March 30, 2026 04:16 PM (NcvvS)

161 Breaking

DA Brooke Rollins announcing arrests of former city officials today including Chair of the Human Rights Commission. Millions in fraud to live the high life, build personal brand, pay tuition and personal expenses.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 04:16 PM (RIvkX)

162 Most of the cello section in my community orchestra was absent. Then again, it's for those who are 29 and older.

Posted by: InZona at March 30, 2026 04:16 PM (/O9OF)

163 Regarding the Epstein Files.
Great News!!

Variety reports there's going to be a movie!

Sony Pictures Television is shopping a project about the investigation into Jeffrey Epstein with Laura Dern attached to star, Variety has learned.

The limited series is based on the book “Perversion of Justice: The Jeffrey Epstein Story” by Julie K. Brown, the Miami Herald journalist who put a renewed spotlight on Epstein and his crimes. Dern will star in the series as Brown.

The official description of the series describes it as “an explosive account of an investigative reporter exposing the secret plea deal between Epstein and federal prosecutors. Drawing from Brown’s experience as a groundbreaking reporter for the Miami Herald, the book and the limited series follow her relentless years-long investigation that identified 80 victims, persuaded key survivors to go on the record, and led to Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell’s arrests.”

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 04:16 PM (Sco7b)

164 What is with the obsession of the Hand Maiden shit?

It's the meme, where the woman in the Handmaid outfit explains that Republicans want to force her to have hot sex with high-status very masculine men and then Niagara Falls comes out of her cooter.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:16 PM (2ocoG)

165
"Trump has to go! 23 skidoo!"

-Old White Hippy

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2026 04:17 PM (VWtfl)

166 >>>Hello fart shits my old friend
I must contend with you again
Because the Taco Bell I was eating
Has left my butthole weeping
It's run thru me like a molten lava train
Oh the pain
And now I poop with violence

Posted by: rickb223

>Did you get the 2 Chicken Chalupas Supreme Combo? It's like avian caviar in a crispy corn shell.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 04:17 PM (Fbc0I)

167 What is with the obsession of the Hand Maiden shit?

How many of the hand maiden people lived their lives hopping from one bed to the next until they aged out of it and they fantasize about a rich, powerful man claiming them and using them... sexually. His strong arms holding them down as he thrusts into them. There's nothing they can do, they're helpless against him.

It's all BDSM fantasy time for leftovers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:18 PM (ExV1e)

168 Why are so many sodomites, breech loaders, homos, queer boys, shemales, rump rangers and other disordered sexual freaks at these no kings rallies?

Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at March 30, 2026 04:18 PM (/1l9x)

169 Final comment on The Tire in The Wheelchair: is very sunburned.

They probably had to cut that tire off the moobs and submerge the entire deal in a pool.

I'll bet the smell triggered dogs miles away.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 04:09 PM (WONhk)

Pool..pool..oh you mean like an acid bath? That would work.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (snZF9)

170 Why are so many sodomites, breech loaders, homos, queer boys, shemales, rump rangers and other disordered sexual freaks at these no kings rallies?
Posted by: Pray The Gay Away at March 30, 2026 04:18 PM (/1l9x)
=====

Boredom?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (RIvkX)

171 How did half the country get so f'n weird? How?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (NpAcC)

172

Birds of a feather flock together, Pray

Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 04:20 PM (g6TN6)

173 I luv Trump's response to all this...

Basically... Thanks for protesting to make sure no Kings come in and take over the Country... as Elected President I appreciate your hard work.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 04:20 PM (mP0Kj)

174 "Trump has to go! 23 skidoo!"

-Old White Hippy

Is that like Biden's "No Malarky Tour" in 2020?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:20 PM (2ocoG)

175 171 How did half the country get so f'n weird? How?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (NpAcC)

Half the country was always weird... we just USED to use public shame to make them hide it.

Now, they are OUT, and Proud.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 04:21 PM (mP0Kj)

176 During COVID the government repeatedly violated laws and the constitution. Ho-hum. In fact, if you didn't agree you were ostracized. And it wasn't the president; it was a local unelected health official calling the shots.

Kamala Harris received 0.0% of the democrat primary vote, and they made her their candidate solely because they realized their actual candidate, Joe Biden, was going to lose badly. That's the total reasoning behind the switch - we are going to lose with Biden, maybe we can win with Kamala. Voters? Fuck the voters.

No kings blah blah. Such bullshit.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 04:22 PM (vOtXJ)

177 How did half the country get so f'n weird? How?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (NpAcC)

Lack of war on our soil. Nobody can make them (oopsie) collateral damage, so they breed.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 30, 2026 04:22 PM (snZF9)

178 Dr Petersen lamented that one in 10 Americans has an IQ lower than 70, which means they cannot do even the simplest productive tasks, and asked "what can you do with this population?"

We have his answer.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 30, 2026 04:23 PM (wBaIH)

179 171 How did half the country get so f'n weird? How?
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (NpAcC)

Because the cops stopped letting people beat them to death.

Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 04:23 PM (iXqHn)

180 If a protest erupts and no one watches, did it really happen

ABC, NBC and CBS average about a total of 21 million viewers according to Grok. A small portion of the total population.

MS Now is about 1.6 million. CNN is about 700,000.

I wonder how many Americans didn't even know this was going on or why?

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 04:24 PM (Sco7b)

181 How did half the country get so f'n weird? How?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (NpAcC)

Heavy Metal.

Posted by: Reforger at March 30, 2026 04:24 PM (7WnOb)

182 "His" other sign says, "toss your salad. pocket change"

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 30, 2026 04:24 PM (YlWIZ)

183 167 What is with the obsession of the Hand Maiden shit?

It fucking gives me chills. These people are positively creepy. They are very average looking women with male dominance fantasies.

By the way, the TV show doesn't even resemble the book. The premise of the book is "what if Christians in North America treated women like the Iranians and the Saudis?"

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 04:25 PM (vOtXJ)

184 175 Half the country was always weird... we just USED to use public shame to make them hide it.

Now, they are OUT, and Proud.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 30, 2026 04:21 PM (mP0Kj)

Their dads used to beat the living shit out of them so much that if they even THOUGHT a weird thought, they'd have an instant response as if they'd been beaten again, and that was enough to stop them.

That doesn't happen now.

Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 04:25 PM (iXqHn)

185 How did half the country get so f'n weird? How?

Somehow it became conventional wisdom that if your sex life is anything other than hetero missionary with the lights off you're a Communist and must vote accordingly.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:25 PM (2ocoG)

186 Oops, wrong thread:
Speaking of washed up old has-beens, remember that guy Cahrles from the Small Mint-Colored Pigskins web site? The guy that, from the onset of the site, absolutely HATED the mullahs of Iran? Held them responsible for all the ills in the middle east? You'd think that now they're finally being dealt with he'd at least back the Trump administration's actions?

Well, you'd be wrong. Not posting the link, but talk about a 180 degree switcheroo. Cash conquers all, for some people.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 30, 2026 04:25 PM (Ft5W9)

187 You know that scene from Mad Men where Donald Draper is in the elevator with the kid and the kid is really upset that Don supposedly stole his idea. The kid says I feel sorry for you. Don looks straight ahead, says I don’t think about you at all and walks out.

Thats how I feel about these retards. I’ve forgotten the stupid protests even existed. Why give them any attention, they’re 65 year old children.

Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 04:25 PM (uDDWT)

188 30 MARCH 2026
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SF NEWS
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JAY BARMANN
Sheryl Davis, Human Rights Commission Director and Dream Keeper Chief Under Breed, Arrested on Felony Charges

https://tinyurl.com/b9uker2y

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 04:26 PM (RIvkX)

189 If people wonder why I didn't just name the guy and his website, he used to be notorious for web-bot crawling on the lookout for his name being used in vain, and siccing his spavined cohort of followers on the comments. It takes WEEKS to get the smell of Icy-Hot and cat pee out of the room!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 30, 2026 04:26 PM (Ft5W9)

190 >>>How did half the country get so f'n weird? How?

Posted by: redridinghood

>Somebody has to subsidize their pharmaceuticals when they're mid-transition.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 04:26 PM (Fbc0I)

191 Damn. I had so much to share, but stupid WORK had to distract me.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 30, 2026 04:27 PM (JCZqz)

192 Kamala Harris received 0.0% of the democrat primary vote, and they made her their candidate solely because they realized their actual candidate, Joe Biden, was going to lose badly. That's the total reasoning behind the switch - we are going to lose with Biden, maybe we can win with Kamala. Voters? Fuck the voters.

No kings blah blah. Such bullshit.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 04:22 PM

It's "No Kings". They're allowed to have queens.

Posted by: Josephistan at March 30, 2026 04:28 PM (y9ksN)

193 parody song lyrics are the lowest form of comedy. And I've written a few.
Posted by: ace

Wait, so ace is really Afroman? How could I have not seen it before?
Posted by: Oddbob at March 30, 2026 03:53 PM (vTZFs)

Because you got high?

Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:28 PM (CUNBy)

194 The "literal Statue of Liberty" (which of course she isn't) needs to lay off the Doritos and hit the gym. Not much, she's in pretty good shape compared to the thing at the top of the post, but it's a shame that she's not in top condition.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 30, 2026 04:28 PM (wzUl9)

195 Nobody ever calls Jharles by his government name, anyway.

Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 04:29 PM (iXqHn)

196 How did half the country get so f'n weird? How?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 04:19 PM (NpAcC)

Heavy Metal.

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None of the metal heads I know are into goofy shit like that.

Posted by: Josephistan at March 30, 2026 04:30 PM (y9ksN)

197 Well, you'd be wrong. Not posting the link, but talk about a 180 degree switcheroo. Cash conquers all, for some people.

We all know who you mean. The alleged jazz guitarist who allegedly rides a bicycle with no seat. He got a new girlfriend and adopted her politics. That was pretty much the end of anyone smart posting there.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:30 PM (2ocoG)

198 If people wonder why I didn't just name the guy and his website, he used to be notorious for web-bot crawling on the lookout for his name being used in vain, and siccing his spavined cohort of followers on the comments. It takes WEEKS to get the smell of Icy-Hot and cat pee out of the room!
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at March 30, 2026 04:26 PM (Ft5W9)

I suppose a bigger question is, "Why did you even go see if he's still alive?" He was something big, something important, and he became just another looney closet in an internet filled with them.

Let his name be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from all pylons and obelisks, stricken from every monument.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:30 PM (ExV1e)

199 By the way, the TV show doesn't even resemble the book. The premise of the book is "what if Christians in North America treated women like the Iranians and the Saudis?"
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 04:25 PM (vOtXJ)

I actually watched the first couple of seasons about...eight years ago? Just before I got my CDL.

Dear Lord, it was awful. Just a badly, badly written series. I got a couple of episodes into season three and bailed. It was just getting worse and I couldn't stand it anymore,

Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:31 PM (CUNBy)

200

How did half the country get so f'n weird? How?

The abolition of male bullying behavior

Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 04:31 PM (g6TN6)

201 Somebody has to subsidize their pharmaceuticals when they're mid-transition.

We've still got several tons of fentanyl don't we?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:31 PM (ExV1e)

202 None of the metal heads I know are into goofy shit like that.

Metal *heads* aren't, but the music press in general and the specialist metal press in particular is way hard left and very angry about it.

Very much like all the other specialist press, actually.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:32 PM (2ocoG)

203 "How did half the country get so f'n weird? How?

Posted by: redridinghood"

The internet. Before it, the weirdness was mostly localized.

Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 04:32 PM (vFG9F)

204 Dr Petersen lamented that one in 10 Americans has an IQ lower than 70, which means they cannot do even the simplest productive tasks, and asked "what can you do with this population?"

We have his answer.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 30, 2026 04:23 PM (wBaIH)

So that means one in ten have an IQ higher than 130...given a standard distribution.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 04:32 PM (2WIwB)

205 "Heavy Metal.
Posted by: Reforger"

Like lead?

Posted by: Rome at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (vFG9F)

206 De Niro was good in King of Comedy and Casino. He has other good movies though that I could see others just as good in his role. Just imo of course.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (V4IXI)

207 US Army investigating why two of its attack choppers stopped at Kid Rock's house after buzzing liberal protesters 😂

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Well duhhhh! It's Kid Rock's house and the commie rat bastards needed a buzzing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (ndZc7)

208 The internet. Before it, the weirdness was mostly localized.

To be fair, that's also how *our* weirdness got together.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (2ocoG)

209 Nood. Another miscarriage of justice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (ExV1e)

210 I love it when wiseguy De Niro opens his piehole. He's the next Rob Reiner.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 04:33 PM (Fbc0I)

211 US Army investigating why two of its attack choppers stopped at Kid Rock's house after buzzing liberal protesters 😂

That's perfect. I 100% endorse that use of my tax dollars.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:34 PM (2ocoG)

212 He got a new girlfriend and adopted her politics. That was pretty much the end of anyone smart posting there.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:30 PM (2ocoG)

Did he really get a new GF?

Tale as old as time, man.

Maybe he should have hooked up with another man and maybe he would've been allowed to keep his opinion.

Posted by: Robert at March 30, 2026 04:35 PM (CUNBy)

213 I just got a delivery from the fattest FedEx driver ever. She must have a bag of ring dings to snack on

Posted by: Accomack at March 30, 2026 04:35 PM (+sNap)

214

Bell curve remains unbeaten (generally speaking). The problem is distributions among various demographic groups ("G factor")

Posted by: imp at March 30, 2026 04:36 PM (g6TN6)

215 No one goes from Conservative to Liberal unless they were always a liberal role playing a conservative.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 30, 2026 04:36 PM (V4IXI)

216 33 >>Not closely enough, and now I hate you.
Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 03:38 PM (oqH4h)

The hardest part about this entire situation is telling your father.
Posted by: garrett at March 30, 2026 03:39 PM (W7FsI)

Incidentally, of one of the funniest comments on YouTube is on the music video for "The Man" by The Killers. It goes something like, "After watching this, I finally sat my parents down to tell them that they're gay."

Posted by: SciVo at March 30, 2026 04:37 PM (Sy6m/)

217 How did half the country get so f'n weird? How?

Posted by: redridinghood

How? Internet. They were always weird. We just never heard about it.

Someone did some stupid shit in Elkhorn, Idaho was never heard about in Secaucus, New Jersey.
Thanks to the internet, it's now on a reel on Facebook, TikTok, Instagram and Twitter.
Everyone sees it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (Kksvc)

218 I already had people telling me that the X video of the Iranians marching and thanking Trump was AI. If it was, that's okay with me. Our side needs to play the same "dirty pool" the leftists do. But, double it.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 30, 2026 04:42 PM (5xuJ/)

219 "Heavy Metal."

It was a joke, sort of.

I should have socked it as Tipper Gore.

Posted by: Reforger at March 30, 2026 04:43 PM (7WnOb)

220 Elementary to college is now Cultural Marxist Seminaries they teach Marxism and not much else. Students are go protest for free benifits like homes, food, college. Whites are racists and everyone on the planet deserves a home free I might add in the US.

Oh and forgot, white people are destroying the planet,

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 04:45 PM (Ia/+0)

221 We all know who you mean. The alleged jazz guitarist who allegedly rides a bicycle with no seat. He got a new girlfriend and adopted her politics. That was pretty much the end of anyone smart posting there.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 04:30 PM (2ocoG)

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I don't. Who are you talking about?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 30, 2026 05:05 PM (aZm/F)

222 I don't go out shopping or travelling for the ENTIRE day, and, of course, never participate. (No local eateries, stores, etc. should benefit from any of the insane gatherings.)

One of ours is always at the County Courthouse - and the county is ran entirely by very well-heeled & connected Democrats/Socialists - but, no doubt we're all paying for their protection and that of the "orators and entertainment." 🙄

>PennLive dot com

"A No Kings rally in Media, Pa included a march to the Delaware County Courthouse for a 90-minute rally that included songs and speeches." Heaven help us all. 🤡

"This is your flag too!" was the retort from the audience for some alleged patriotic song.
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Well, THAT crowd didn't wall far for the festivities. Someone should have hollered the undocumented would be in their school and neighborhood & they would have scattered like roaches.

But all-in-all, as several hundreds 'liked:' It worked guys!!! There's still no king after...

Mockingly, of course.

Posted by: Trying to fuhgeddaboudit at March 30, 2026 05:06 PM (NFX2v)

223 "The Georgia State University teacher"
The Democrats, in the long tradition within their party of creating a political operation funded with tax dollars (a "machine"), have duplicated it, not with direct government jobs -because we've created laws like the Hatch Act making that difficult - but with government-adjacent operations, like schools and universities, and " NGOs".
Kill the Teacher's Unions, dismantle all the socially-conscious fluff curricula in colleges, and defund, without exception, NGOs. Let them run on donations, not taxes.
I'm betting that the collapse of this kind of street theater would mimic the USAID cuts response.

Posted by: buddhaha at March 30, 2026 05:49 PM (rJ+qD)

224 "No Kings" from the Rule-Me-Harder-Daddy Party is rich.

It's on the same wavelength as soyboy progs affecting camo to show their Man Cred.

They wouldn't know the stirrings of actual liberty if it crawled up their leg and bit em on their teeny weeny dicks.

Posted by: Zek at March 30, 2026 05:54 PM (5FPX4)

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