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Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
Democrats are now FUMING that Trump is paying TSA agents and are desperate to stop it, claiming it's "illegal"
Play this clip on a loop in every airport in America until the elections

Video here.

Of course: The Biden White House edited reports about the covid "vaccines'" risks of causing strokes to downplay those risks, contrary to the precious science.

White House officials edited messaging on the finding that there was a higher-than-expected number of strokes following COVID-19 vaccination, according to newly released documents.
In January 2023, during the Biden administration, the White House changed wording on post-vaccination ischemic stroke from "moderately elevated" to "slightly elevated," the records show.
Officials also made other changes, including removing the words "potential risk."

More examples of the political edits to the precious science here. More in these two posts.

Hunter Eagleman™
@Hunter_Eagleman
WOW: 🚨CA Democrats under @GavinNewsom
just introduced the "MELT ICE Act" AB 1627.
It would PERMANENTLY ban anyone who worked for ICE during President Trump's term from ever becoming a cop or a teacher in the state.
This is political revenge dressed up as "protecting trust" at its best!

"No Kings," huh?

DRIVE-BY MEDIA: The New York Times hired a new infographic team to criticize everything. The latest example is the new White House ballroom. I like John’s satirical critique of a US carrier. 🤣

h/t @johnkonrad pic.twitter.com/wdTwkse77A
— @amuse (@amuse) March 30, 2026

MUST WATCH: Marie Harf: “Wait, why are we so scared of tr*ns people?”

Kayleigh McEnany: “We’re scared of biological men competing against women. Pummeling young women.” ⁰⁰“Do you want a biological man wrestling a woman? Do you want a biological man spiking a ball at a woman?”… pic.twitter.com/SpAaFQarRy
— RedWave Press (@RedWavePress) March 30, 2026

Blue Checkmark: The US hit Iran's heavy water production facility in order to kill Iranian citizens with thirst.

Not only will Iranians die of thirst because of the destruction of the heavy water plant, they will die of hunger from the destruction of yellowcake https://t.co/ZVg585iCyE
— Kamel Amin Thaabet (@K_AminThaabet) March 30, 2026

"Heavy water" is water in which the hydrogen atoms have neutrons. Most hydrogen is just a single proton. Heavy water is needed for nuclear reactors. It moderates the kinetic energy of the neutrons released during fission, to keep the nuclear reaction from getting out of hand and melting down the reactor.

In Iran's case, it is used in reactors to produce weapons-grade uranium. No one drinks it. I guess you could drink it but heavy water is extremely expensive. I'd guess, tens of thousands of dollars per ounce.

Saad Nizamani
@nizamanisaad1
Translated from Urdu
I write not with words, but with feelings.
I learn from nature, I reach the hearts.
Hyderabad, Pakistan

I was informed by All the Best People (TM) that this would never, ever happen.

cc: @AceofSpadesHQ
first choice - die.
before offering paid medication.
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give pain medication to a suffering woman.
You relieve paid today.

Euthanize her and you relieve her pain forever. https://t.co/11giSgIycq
— Arthur Kimes (@ComradeArthur) March 30, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 First!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:30 PM (ZOv7s)

2 nd

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)

3 rd! Hat trick?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:31 PM (ZOv7s)

4 Nooded

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:34 PM (ZOv7s)

5
Are you lonely?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 30, 2026 06:34 PM (3ek7K)

6 I'm never this early for a thread.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at March 30, 2026 06:35 PM (pk0sF)

7 I could have been first but I was buffing my yak.

Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:35 PM (vFG9F)

8

The Harfster is back in action.

She looks like she's a bit loose in the morals department.

And brains, not much.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 30, 2026 06:35 PM (et1vG)

9 The Biden White House edited reports about the covid "vaccines'" risks of causing strokes to downplay those risks, contrary to the precious science.

You know what else they 'downplayed'?

The risk of putting COVID patients in old folks homes.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (/lPRQ)

10 I'm not a fan of creating chaos in airports, but we really need to revisit disbanding/privatizing TSA and Dept of Homeland Security.

Getting the government into airport security was a Bush Boondoggle that did more harm than good.

Posted by: Leupold at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (eIzlH)

11 Canada is now run by sociopaths who are finally realizing their fantasy of killing a great many people.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (ZOv7s)

12 Harf is still just as big a joke as she ever was.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (+nEug)

13 Spain executed the girl who was raped by a man they released to the streets. She was depressed by her life so after being raped by a scumbag illegal they let on the streets again they killed her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (El6/E)

14 That Jessica bitch on "The Five" argued that President Trump looks bad because he could have paid TSA all along.

I'm so grateful my late mother never met the Canadian death people. Although there were about 2 years where I had to argue with the docs about doing everything to revive her. Whoa they fought back.

That stopped. I'm guessing doctors were feeling threatened.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (Sco7b)

15 "A Canadian woman claims she went to the hospital for help with a sudden illness — and was shocked when a doctor offered to help her die instead."
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Out: Free health care!

In : Free death care!

Posted by: mrp at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (rj6Yv)

16

The Harfer is from Ohio, explains a lot.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 30, 2026 06:37 PM (et1vG)

17 I think the Covid shots brought on my Dad's Parkinson's. I have no proof but since when does that make a difference?

Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:37 PM (vFG9F)

18 >>> The New York Times takes an architectural look at the coming White House ballroom and finds there is a lot of ornamental stairs to no where and faux windows with bathroom stalls behind them

I do not think The New York Times is a licensed architect, or even knows one.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:37 PM (/lPRQ)

19 More people have been "assisted" to death in Canada so far this year than gun deaths in the USA.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:38 PM (El6/E)

20 Pulled a lat doing pulldowns? Have you considered killing yourself instead of burdening our socialized medicine system?

Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 06:38 PM (oqH4h)

21 I do not think The New York Times is a licensed architect, or even knows one.

They got an architect girl to help with the article. No word if she was a world-famous prestigious architect like the guy who designed the ballroom.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:39 PM (El6/E)

22 Are we sure Marie Harf isn't a man? She could probably compete with a tranny or two.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 06:39 PM (Fbc0I)

23 Harf is still just as big a joke as she ever was.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (+nEug)
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What's great is that she thinks a killer argument is that she doesn't care if girls get faces smashed in by men spiking volleyballs at them. Total self-own.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)

24 It looks like it was designed by those Greek homos.

Posted by: Al Sharpton at March 30, 2026 06:40 PM (vFG9F)

25 The New York Times takes an architectural look at the coming White House ballroom and finds there is a lot of ornamental stairs to no where and faux windows with bathroom stalls behind them
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Bathrooms with cool views are a thing I love. Nothing like a cityscape while you drain the lizard.

There's a really cool one in Hiroshima. 4th floor overlooking downtown and the peace park. Just a urinal in front of a window.

The US Capitol actually has a pretty great one too. Men's room/urinal with a window that overlooks the East Front.

Posted by: ballistic at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (oqH4h)

26 >>> MUST WATCH: Marie Harf: “Wait, why are we so scared of tr*ns people?”

Because of the extreme disproportionate rates of mass murder?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (/lPRQ)

27 Marxists have been fighting to stop ICe

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (Ia/+0)

28 It really is hard to believe that any modern society would promote euthanasia. It's barbaric.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (viF8m)

29 More people have been "assisted" to death in Canada so far this year than gun deaths in the USA.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:38 PM (El6/E)
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Canucks are almost three times more likely to be put down by a doctor than Americans are to be shot with a gun.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)

30 Texas need a bill banning anyone who graduated from a university in California from ever working in a state job.

Come on TX you can do it.

Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:42 PM (uDDWT)

31 Are we sure Marie Harf isn't a man? She could probably compete with a tranny or two.

Careful with that kind of talk, a decade ago or so a lot of the guys here were lusting after her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:42 PM (El6/E)

32 Not only will Iranians die of thirst because of the destruction of the heavy water plant, they will die of hunger from the destruction of yellowcake

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Release the Twinkies Bombers!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 06:42 PM (ndZc7)

33 Staircases that lead nowhere and faux windows and whatnot are common elements of Classical architecture.

But these brutalist, function before anything, beauty is for the elites idiots wouldn't know that.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (0MjtC)

34 Once again, Ace deftly brings together disparate topic to create a unified theme.

Harf acting as if her indifference to suffering is virtuous perfectly anticipates the final form of homicidal empathy where the state can't wait to kill you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)

35 "why are we so scared of tr*ns people?”

Because they are crazy. Some are actually scary looking. Especially drag queens. Scarier than clowns even.

Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (vFG9F)

36 first choice - die.
before offering paid medication.

Soylent Green was not a how to guide.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (/lPRQ)

37 How long before assisted suicide isnt voluntary anymore? I give it 10 years .

Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (uDDWT)

38 That California law cannot be constitutional

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (YwEeS)

39 Marie Harf: “Wait, why are we so scared of tr*ns people?”

Oh, we're back to "It isn't happening" again, are we?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 30, 2026 06:44 PM (a+4eV)

40 "why are we so scared of tr*ns people?”

—

Well cuz they like to mass shoot schools for starters .

Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:44 PM (uDDWT)

41 A decade ago or so a lot of the guys here were lusting after her mouth.

Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:45 PM (vFG9F)

42 That California law cannot be constitutional
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (YwEeS)

It sure as fuck is, H8er.
- CA Supreme Court

Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:45 PM (uDDWT)

43 Spain executed the girl who was raped by a man they released to the streets. She was depressed by her life so after being raped by a scumbag illegal they let on the streets again they killed her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

What I saw - she was so depressed she tried to suicide herself after the rape, but failed, and left herself severely crippled, and still wanting to die.

So, yes, Spain did kill her in a most cruel way.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:45 PM (/lPRQ)

44 I could have been first but I was buffing my yak.
Posted by: fd

That sounds even more difficult than polishing turds.

Posted by: mikeski at March 30, 2026 06:46 PM (VHUov)

45 The New York Times hired a new infographic team to criticize everything. The latest example is the new White House ballroom.

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Where are all the Safe Spaces?

Why did they leave out Hitler's Bunker?

WHY IS IT ALL WHITE!!!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 06:46 PM (dcjTK)

46 Sandy Duncan recommends whole wheat tritium to go with your heavy water.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 30, 2026 06:46 PM (47/pr)

47 "why are we so scared of tr*ns people?”

MS Nownasked that too.

By the way, when you add 'y' to tranny and trannies you get tyranny and tyrannies.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 06:47 PM (Sco7b)

48 I could have been first but I was buffing my yak.

Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:35 PM (vFG9F)

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Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 06:47 PM (dcjTK)

49 I gotta say I’m not too crazy about the ballroom. I think it is too big for the location. But fuck it, if my enemies hate it then I fucking love it.

Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:47 PM (uDDWT)

50 "Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Posted by: ShainS"

Calling what?

Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:48 PM (vFG9F)

51 That California law cannot be constitutional
Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (YwEeS)
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They are doing this performative outrage thing and don't understand that yes, actually threats can be illegal. Just like arresting federal officers is also a crime.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:48 PM (ZOv7s)

52 Speaking of Canada, these clips of the NDP (New Democrat Party) are pretty enlightening.

https://is.gd/bi4IyC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 06:48 PM (ndZc7)

53 Since Covid I haven't taken any vaccines. Flu, tetanus(which I'm due for), Shingles, Monkey Pox.

I don't trust any of them.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:49 PM (abIsI)

54
Heavy water (99.8% D) in bulk is fifty dollars an ounce or less.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2026 06:50 PM (azNOR)

55

Harfy is chunking out a little. She needs to squirt out a few kids at some point. Libtarded chicks seem to not want to do that for some reason.

Ah...

She graduated from Indiana University Bloomington with a BA in Political Science with concentrations in Jewish Studies and Russian and Eastern European Studies

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 30, 2026 06:50 PM (et1vG)

56 I still can't get over the mob telling a guy to sit down and shut up and then chanting "This is what Democracy look like!".

Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:50 PM (vFG9F)

57 21 I do not think The New York Times is a licensed architect, or even knows one.

They got an architect girl to help with the article. No word if she was a world-famous prestigious architect like the guy who designed the ballroom.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 06:39 PM (El6/E)

What I would like to see is a building *security* expert's take. Since the point of the ballroom is to hold as many high-profile assassination targets at a time as possible...

Posted by: SciVo at March 30, 2026 06:50 PM (Sy6m/)

58 How many trans "women" had older sisters who beat them up when they were little?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:50 PM (AlhUl)

59 Why are we afraid of men who claim to be Napoleon?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 30, 2026 06:51 PM (Cqx++)

60 I played volleyball in a mixed league. One of the just regular guys spiked a ball so hard that it broke the nose of a girl he hit in the face. Imagine how much force he could have gotten on it if he'd ever practiced.

Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2026 06:51 PM (98kQX)

61 48 I could have been first but I was buffing my yak.

Posted by: fd a

In my dream last night Sydney Sweeney was doing my buffing.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 30, 2026 06:51 PM (abIsI)

62 >>>Careful with that kind of talk, a decade ago or so a lot of the guys here were lusting after her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

>Let your freak flags fly! Look at Barry Soetoro: I think Big Mike is probably a tiger in the sack.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 06:51 PM (Fbc0I)

63 What I would like to see is a building *security* expert's take. Since the point of the ballroom is to hold as many high-profile assassination targets at a time as possible...
Posted by: SciVo at March 30, 2026 06:50 PM (Sy6m/)

I imagine it's safer then the large tents they use now with big dinners...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 06:51 PM (FtULh)

64 I could have been first but I was buffing my yak.
Posted by: fd

Is that what the kids are calling it these days?
Back in my day it was,
"Waxing the yak's lips".

Not that I would know, not being a farm boy or from Rhode Island...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:51 PM (/lPRQ)

65 The front columns for the ballroom rotate around to expose the machine guns.

Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

66 By the way, in the age of constant outrage, the ballroom is long gone.

Even Trump on money was 20 hours old before the newest outrage was Trump redoing the historic 'Treaty Room' in the White House.

Trump 2.0 is the best. Floats like a butterfly....

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (Sco7b)

67 Any man what's buffs his yak after lights out spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Carr, the Floorwalker at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (PiwSw)

68 I feel I have read somewhere that heavy water actually will do your body no good. I may be wrong, but that's stuck in my mind.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (AlhUl)

69 >>I gotta say I’m not too crazy about the ballroom. I think it is too big for the location. But fuck it, if my enemies hate it then I fucking love it.

According to Trump, the military is building a huge facility under the new ballroom. That might be one reason for the size.

In any case it's a hell of a lot better than constantly putting up a tent to host state events.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (viF8m)

70 F'n USPS can die in a fire. I'm going to start telling companies "if you are going to ship my order USPS, don't. Cancel my order".

Ordered a scope cover from bc a company in Missouri. Same city as MidwayUSA. Columbia.

MidwayUSA sends their stuff USPS and it goes to KC, then to Dallas and out to me.
The scope cover company sent it USPS and it hoes to KC, then up to Minneapolis, then to Dallas, then Coppell, then back to Dallas & supposedly out towards me.
F the USPS.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (Kksvc)

71 No one drinks it. I guess you could drink it but heavy water is extremely expensive. I'd guess, tens of thousands of dollars per ounce.

Tritium is radioactive, but deuterium is stable. You could drink heavy water safely. But not at that price.

Heavy water (99.8% D) in bulk is fifty dollars an ounce or less.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Well, heck, at that price, make it a double!

Posted by: mikeski enjoys a heavy bourbon at March 30, 2026 06:53 PM (VHUov)

72 CA Democrats under @GavinNewsom
just introduced the "MELT ICE Act" AB 1627.

It would PERMANENTLY ban anyone who worked for ICE during President Trump's term from ever becoming a cop or a teacher in the state.

The Democrats come up with the most creative ways to punish everybody but themselves and actual criminals.
But I repeat myself.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 06:54 PM (6ydKt)

73 Die of thirst?
Good grief this is stupidity on a global scale.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 06:54 PM (2WIwB)

74 Beard and beanie clad door-dashing soyboy bragged on social media he'd throw out the food order of any Trump supporter. Doordash suspended him. He then took to social media to cry about alt-right people who reported him. He now believes Doordash "heavily supports MAGA" because Doordash suspended him for bragging about throwing out orders of Trump supporters.

http://tiny.cc/j141101

It's fun to laugh at his self induced consequences, but it's also another reminder these people feel perfectly justified to act maliciously against us. God only knows to what degree each of them are willing to attack us.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 30, 2026 06:54 PM (mkw2N)

75 Any women who cooks carrots and peas together is unclean.

Posted by: Con-fucious at March 30, 2026 06:54 PM (abIsI)

76 The scope cover company sent it USPS and it hoes to KC, then up to Minneapolis, then to Dallas, then Coppell, then back to Dallas & supposedly out towards me.
F the USPS.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (Kksvc

I hope it brings you postcards.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 06:54 PM (Sco7b)

77 In any case it's a hell of a lot better than constantly putting up a tent to host state events.
Posted by: JackStraw

But now we'll have to pay to aerate the White House lawn, because the female dignitaries in their stiletto heels won't be doing it for us.

Posted by: mikeski drills down at March 30, 2026 06:54 PM (VHUov)

78 What I would like to see is a building *security* expert's take. Since the point of the ballroom is to hold as many high-profile assassination targets at a time as possible...
Posted by: SciVo

Donald "Vlad the Impaler" Trump looks you square in the eye and touches finger to nose...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:55 PM (/lPRQ)

79 If one want to order some heavy water, where could one do so? Could one find it on Amazon?

Posted by: Ali Abdula Mohamed at March 30, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F)

80 Canadian Dr.: ** Looks at chart.
Patient: …
Canadian Dr.: ** Looks at patient.
Patient: ** Shifts uncomfortably in seat
Canadian Dr.: Can I interest you in death?
Canadian Patient: ** Runs out of the room.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2026 06:56 PM (mlv7N)

81 Out: Free health care!

In : Free death care!

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Well, abortion is reproductive freedom so this is health care freedom.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 06:56 PM (ndZc7)

82 A Canadian woman claims she went to the hospital for help with a sudden illness — and was shocked when a doctor offered to help her die instead.

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"We could at least give her a pain pill first."

/obligatory DogEater

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 06:56 PM (dcjTK)

83 Canadian Dr.: ** Looks at chart.
Patient: …
Canadian Dr.: ** Looks at patient.
Patient: ** Shifts uncomfortably in seat
Canadian Dr.: Can I interest you in death?
Posted by: Thomas Bender

It's gout. Can we try allopurinol first?

Posted by: mikeski walks it off at March 30, 2026 06:58 PM (VHUov)

84
Out: Free health care!
In : Free death care!

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I've been referring to ObamaCare as "DeathCare" since Day One.

Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 06:59 PM (dcjTK)

85 I'd rather be beat to death in a hockey rink than go to a Canadian clinic.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 06:59 PM (Fbc0I)

86 Be a shame if Harf drank a couple quarts of heavy water and...oops!!! Found herself in Canada.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 06:59 PM (2WIwB)

87 What's the current market rate for a healthy kidney?

Posted by: Canadian Health Professional at March 30, 2026 07:00 PM (abIsI)

88 That’s some great free health care those beady eyes Ice Backs have up there.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2026 07:00 PM (mlv7N)

89 I hope it brings you postcards.
Posted by: Stateless

I think it has more frequent flier miles than I do.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 07:01 PM (Kksvc)

90 Well, the government exists to kill people. So it is not surprising that Canada cannot keep its promises to the people and wants to kill its citizens and all else rather than provide the medical care it promised to provide.

By the way, the new NDP leader wants to have public grocery stores in Canada to deal with grocery bills going up. Given that Canada's government fails at the medical industry, how do you think they will do with food?

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:01 PM (hJH5n)

91 I hope I never need emergency care in Canada! "We can't help you with your problem of a ruptured appendix, but we can help you die quicker! I realize you did not come here to die, but it's offered for free in this country!"

I did not know Harf was still around except for me using her last name for gagging and puking. She strikes me as someone whose skull would thump like a melon due to most of her brain missing. In elementary school, at these coed games she speaks of, I feel certain in dodge ball people aimed at her violently (I would). She would then be hit and lie there like a fainting goat (missing her glasses from impact).

This heavy water you speak of I will have to file away in the event the woman who loves Iran and hates Trump returns and I see her online. She's been absent for two weeks, no doubt emailing others of how mean I am. I don't have anyone's email and also don't care much.

I'm not mean until she said Centcom lied. Otherwise I am basically harmless to others. Just don't lie and we good, mate. In her anger she probably protected a hive of yellowjackets (actually she really did, sort of, somehow gently killed them like in Canada. Euthenasia for hornets).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 07:01 PM (WONhk)

92 Yum, yellow cake and pinto beans!

Trump so mean!

Posted by: PJ at March 30, 2026 07:02 PM (+jscL)

93 It's gout. Can we try allopurinol first?
Posted by: mikeski walks it off at March 30, 2026 06:58 PM (VHUov)

Well, it's not lupus.

Posted by: Gregory House, M.D. at March 30, 2026 07:02 PM (PiwSw)

94 88 That’s some great free health care those beady eyes Ice Backs have up there.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

If only we had state of art medical care like they have in Cuba.

Posted by: Canadian at March 30, 2026 07:02 PM (abIsI)

95 79 If one want to order some heavy water, where could one do so? Could one find it on Amazon?
Posted by: Ali Abdula Mohamed at March 30, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F)

Give it a shot Ali. If Amazon can't fill your order, the nice men in suits and sunglasses who come knocking will help you.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 07:02 PM (2WIwB)

96 34 Once again, Ace deftly brings together disparate topic to create a unified theme.

Harf acting as if her indifference to suffering is virtuous perfectly anticipates the final form of homicidal empathy where the state can't wait to kill you.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:43 PM (ZOv7s)

"From each according to their abilities (A), to each according to their needs (B)."

If A is not equal to or greater than B, the Politburo and its local political committees will take a very hard look at the need for your continued existence, Comrade.

Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2026 07:03 PM (5rh/l)

97 @87

>> What's the current market rate for a healthy kidney?

Depending on where you are located, 1500 bucks.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 30, 2026 07:03 PM (c9d3D)

98 For only $9.95 a month, our End Of Life Insurance policy ensures that should your life path reach a dead end, your family will not have to pay for an expensive termination.

Posted by: Physicians Murderer Insurance at March 30, 2026 07:03 PM (vFG9F)

99 I would like that canadian doc to offer free euthanasia to all the old farts at the "No Kings" rallies when he returns from his child sex vacation in Cuba.

He could probably cull the herd of 25-35% as those old geezers love free shit.

What do we want? Free Euthanasia! When do we want it? Now!

Posted by: Foreskin Lint at March 30, 2026 07:04 PM (HUHft)

100 I think Whoopi has been drinking heavy water and heavy donuts.

Speaking of The View gargoyles, didja see this?

TheBlaze
@theblaze
The View’s Sunny Hostin: “I think it’s really reckless to be suggesting that people should have children in this country.”

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 07:05 PM (ndZc7)

101 10 I'm not a fan of creating chaos in airports, but we really need to revisit disbanding/privatizing TSA and Dept of Homeland Security.

Getting the government into airport security was a Bush Boondoggle that did more harm than good.
Posted by: Leupold at March 30, 2026 06:36 PM (eIzlH)

We get it. You hate Bush and blame him for absolutely everything. (Hell, you blame for hyper-evil Muslims being in the country...never mind I have known of and ran into many long before Bush enter the WH.) But on this, I agree. What sucks is the tendency of people to want to see government "doing something" no matter how bad it is. We should heed Coolidge's advice about the tendency of having the government "do something".

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:06 PM (hJH5n)

102 "I think it’s really reckless to be suggesting that people should have children in this country.”

All those foreign women coming here to drop a kid are not listening.

Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 07:07 PM (vFG9F)

103 The View’s Sunny Hostin: “I think it’s really reckless to be suggesting that people should have children in this country.”

To be honest I'd rather those women not breed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:07 PM (El6/E)

104 By the way, the new NDP leader wants to have public grocery stores in Canada to deal with grocery bills going up. Given that Canada's government fails at the medical industry, how do you think they will do with food?

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:01 PM (hJH5n)

I recently caught some clips of the NDP convention they just held.

It was a parade of dysfunctional narcissists competing at a microphone over who had been recently been victimized the most by their fellow party members.

I thought the Dems were a shit-show.
And some Canuckians actually vote for these people.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 07:07 PM (6ydKt)

105 It's fun to laugh at his self induced consequences, but it's also another reminder these people feel perfectly justified to act maliciously against us. God only knows to what degree each of them are willing to attack us.

Posted by: bonhomme

They're petulant children with no impulse control.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 30, 2026 07:08 PM (9NN0K)

106 So I listened to the Harf cut.
More planetary scale stupid.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 30, 2026 07:08 PM (2WIwB)

107 26 >>> MUST WATCH: Marie Harf: “Wait, why are we so scared of tr*ns people?”

Because of the extreme disproportionate rates of mass murder?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (/lPRQ)
__________________________

Yeah, that. And, the absolute certainty that they are mentally ill. When someone acts erraticly, it is sound judgement to be wary of that individual's actions or potential actions. "Scared" is the wrong word.

Posted by: Orson at March 30, 2026 07:09 PM (dIske)

108 81 Out: Free health care!

In : Free death care!

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Well, abortion is reproductive freedom so this is health care freedom.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 06:56 PM (ndZc7)

Well, if the doctor murders you, you will have no health for which to care, nor will you require medical care. Above all, Canada saves some loonies (the C$1 coin, not nutjobs). Win win as far as the government is concerned.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:09 PM (hJH5n)

109 For only $9.95 a month, our End Of Life Insurance policy ensures that should your life path reach a dead end, your family will not have to pay for an expensive termination.
Posted by: Physicians Murderer Insurance

You supple the garrote, we supply the expertise.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 07:09 PM (ndZc7)

110 Getting the government into airport security was a Bush Boondoggle that did more harm than good"

Indeed.

Bush is asshoe

Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:10 PM (XuXeR)

111 I love the diagram of the ship's flaws, Ace!

I looked at the criticism of the ballroom and saw mostly no problem. And it's paid by donations, donchaknow, marchers! Why do they care except TRUMP!?

I LOVE that normal people have a sense of humor to correct the diagram. And use the red ink of importance!

LOVE the blank stare by Rep Busted Hymen when Margaret asked that question. Deer meet headlights! Doh!

I don't understand the marching with stupid No King's signs that still make no sense to me. I could retalitate and march with "You don't make sense" signs, wearing a cardboard box, but am too lazy.

From the caliber of marchers I'm quite sure I could insult them as they mostly seem like confused queers. This is the highlight of their week!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 07:10 PM (WONhk)

112 I feel I have read somewhere that heavy water actually will do your body no good. I may be wrong, but that's stuck in my mind.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (AlhUl)

Those fellas who shoot the saline into their scrotums to make them big and fat would probably like the heavy water. Make the nutsack glow too. Happy days!

Posted by: Foreskin Lint at March 30, 2026 07:10 PM (HUHft)

113 ...and I think the NDP would do worse than the Venezuelans with state-run grocery stores.

The Venezuelans actually had an army to take it all over when things went sideways after Chavez nationalized the stores.
The Canadians can't even do that.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 07:10 PM (6ydKt)

114 Let the Media eat yellowcake now!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:10 PM (2GVsD)

115 I blame Quebec for Canada's problems.

Posted by: Case at March 30, 2026 07:11 PM (pvf3X)

116 your family will not have to pay for an expensive termination."

Well, some specialized wildcat rounds can be pretty $$$...

Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:11 PM (XuXeR)

117 The new NDP leader, Avi Lewis, also called the current operations in Iran "illegal". Says who, Mr. Lewis: you? And if you think that, what exactly are you going to do about it? Arrest the government of the United States? And, by the way, Mr. Lewis, revisit Article 22 of the Vienna Convention of 1961 and tell me what is legal about seizing an embassy...just to start the list of Iranian criminality.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:12 PM (hJH5n)

118 >> Canucks are almost three times more likely to be put down by a doctor than Americans are to be shot with a gun.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 30, 2026 06:41 PM (ZOv7s)

Or as I like to say, it's almost three times as dangerous to be sad in a Canadian hospital as in an American ghetto.

>> The front columns for the ballroom rotate around to expose the machine guns.
Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (vFG9F)

The roof slides back and an M-SHORAD anti-aircraft emplacement rises into place, with Stinger missiles, Longbow Hellfire missiles, a 30mm cannon, and a 7.62mm machine gun in a 360-degree turret. Around it, a cloud of versatile drones lifts into the air, capable of anti-air, anti-armor, anti-personnel, and of course, anti-drone

Of course, all of the drones are hardened against the bespoke electronic counter-measures and counter-counter-measures that are barely visible below the roofline, where they won't interfere with the M-SHORAD's range of fire...

Posted by: SciVo at March 30, 2026 07:12 PM (Sy6m/)

119 Oddly enough, we have suicide hotlines and a lot of services for mental health.

After taking care of my late mother for 14 years, my brain was really hyper-alert. I was listening for her non-stop for years. Nd I'd do it again but shaking hands level anxiety. My doctor, who I've been to maybe twice in 10 years prescribed anxiety pills and there's a nice lady that's been coming over.

That's why I've been watching the worst horror movies I can find. It's been a way to teach me that anxiety makes things worse than they actually are. And at least I'm not being sawed in half vertically.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 07:12 PM (Sco7b)

120 115 I blame Quebec for Canada's problems.
Posted by: Case at March 30, 2026 07:11 PM (pvf3X)

CBD naturally hates QC for being the Saudi Arabia of maple syrup. At least I'd imagine that to be the case.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:13 PM (hJH5n)

121 Getting the government into airport security was a Bush Boondoggle that did more harm than good.

==

really? Would you prefer Security at US airports run by the Chinese ? Or Qataris? Because that type of security was happening before 9/11. I question the need for DNI but unfortunately air security needs to stay in Fed's hands.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:13 PM (GD0B3)

122 Kali Dems law seems awfully close to a bill of attainder...These folks have not been convicted of any crime, like sexual predators committing sodomy with minors a certain Kali State Senator Scott Wiener (Douchebag-San Fran-Gloryhole) wanted to make legal...and did when it was signed into law by Greasy Gavin.
24-year-old adults buggering 14-year-olds, Good! TSA, BAD!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 07:14 PM (ynpvh)

123 >>>"I think it’s really reckless to be suggesting that people should have children in this country.”

>The human spirit will conquer. Never underestimate our capacity to dominate. Civilization is the throttle.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 07:14 PM (Fbc0I)

124 What I saw - she was so depressed she tried to suicide herself after the rape, but failed, and left herself severely crippled, and still wanting to die.

So, yes, Spain did kill her in a most cruel way.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 06:45 PM (/lPRQ)

She was gang raped. Whoopie would say that was rape rape x however many barbarians= failed suicide.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 30, 2026 07:14 PM (WONhk)

125 The new White House ballroom will be protected by the Golden Scalp Weasel ABM system.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:15 PM (2GVsD)

126 110 Getting the government into airport security was a Bush Boondoggle that did more harm than good"

Indeed.

Bush is asshoe
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:10 PM (XuXeR)

When the government was in airport security, as was the case in some locations in the country (such as SAT), was that also bad, or just bad when your divine object of hatred, Bush XLIII, did it? (That of course was local, not federal, government).

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:15 PM (hJH5n)

127 120 115 I blame Quebec for Canada's problems.
Posted by: Case at March 30, 2026 07:11 PM (pvf3X)

CBD naturally hates QC for being the Saudi Arabia of maple syrup. At least I'd imagine that to be the case.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:13 PM (hJH5n)

CBD doesn't hate maple syrup...but he doesn't waffle on it's use on French Toast...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 07:15 PM (ynpvh)

128 Because that type of security was happening before 9/11"

I see you haven't flown thru a number of US airports...

Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:15 PM (XuXeR)

129 When someone acts erraticly, it is sound judgement to be wary of that individual's actions or potential actions. "Scared" is the wrong word.

Exactly, wary is the right word. This is clearly a mentally unbalanced person who is part of a group that routinely demonstrates violence. Take care. Don't be afraid, be wise.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:16 PM (El6/E)

130 >>really? Would you prefer Security at US airports run by the Chinese ? Or Qataris? Because that type of security was happening before 9/11. I question the need for DNI but unfortunately air security needs to stay in Fed's hands.

There are around 20 US airports that use private security instead of TSA. San Francisco is one of them. They follow the same protocols but they aren't staffed by government employees.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 07:17 PM (viF8m)

131 I feel I have read somewhere that heavy water actually will do your body no good. I may be wrong, but that's stuck in my mind.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM (AlhUl)
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Yeah, it's mildly toxic in large doses. You'd have to drink A LOT of it to do yourself permanent harm. By that time you'd probably be suffering from normal water toxicity.

We drink it regularly in our normal water as it occurs naturally. But it's so diluted that it doesn't harm us at all.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 07:17 PM (ESVrU)

132 really? Would you prefer Security at US airports run by the Chinese ? Or Qataris? Because that type of security was happening before 9/11. I question the need for DNI but unfortunately air security needs to stay in Fed's hands.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:13 PM (GD0B3)

Here's an idea:

Have security at airports privately run, by a consortium set up by the major airlines, with an oversight role by local law enforcement (because any perps caught need to be turned over to somebody).

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:17 PM (hJH5n)

133 I see you haven't flown thru a number of US airports...
Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:15 PM (XuXeR)

I have, most likely quite a bit more than some people here.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:18 PM (GD0B3)

134
There are around 20 US airports that use private security instead of TSA. San Francisco is one of them. They follow the same protocols but they aren't staffed by government employees.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 07:17 PM (viF8m)

MCO is another.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:18 PM (hJH5n)

135 That story about the young lady in Spain is really sad.

The hospital/state even made the excuse they couldn't delay the euthanasia because her organs had already been assigned to donor recipients.

The state and government of Spain literally ruined the girl's life and now they'll help her end it all.

The parents are going to suffer for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 30, 2026 07:19 PM (6ydKt)

136 Have security at airports privately run, by a consortium set up by the major airlines, with an oversight role by local law enforcement (because any perps caught need to be turned over to somebody).
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:17 PM (hJH5n)

that is what they had before 9/11, airlines "managing" their own security

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:19 PM (GD0B3)

137 OMG nooooooooo!

The Washington Post
@washingtonpost
The Trump administration argues the 14th Amendment does not apply to people in the country illegally or on temporary visas.
If the Supreme Court agrees, it could render hundreds of thousands of children born to immigrant parents stateless.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 07:19 PM (ndZc7)

138 that is what they had before 9/11, airlines "managing" their own security
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:19 PM (GD0B3)

Not what I saw. And like you I have traveled through many airports back then.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:20 PM (hJH5n)

139 I am not as enamored of China , thorough 3rd level off shore Bermuda based companies owning US airport security apparatus

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:20 PM (GD0B3)

140 There are around 20 US airports that use private security instead of TSA. San Francisco is one of them"

This. Customs and Immigration were already in airports, along with local and private security, along with metal detectors.
To claim the TSA makes flying "safer" is an odd assertion...

Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (XuXeR)

141 He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

Posted by: Deuterium at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)

142 Try our Euthanasia program! Become a lifetime member with a one time fee!

Satisfaction guaranteed!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (zZu0s)

143 Not what I saw. And like you I have traveled through many airports back then.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:20 PM (hJH5n)

And you are not aware that airlines outsources security to third parties ?

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3)

144 USPS in the Midwest is dreadful. Things sit in the KC hub for two days, after sitting in Lenexa for a day. Then on to wichita for another rest.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (gQ15S)

145 first choice - die.
before offering paid medication.

See? If you're old, crippled, mentally handicapped...the Gov't wants you to die. Gee, I seem to remember some Austian Painter that had a similar program/progrom...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (ynpvh)

146 He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Posted by: Deuterium at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)

Actually, you would be the heavy one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)

147 139 I am not as enamored of China , thorough 3rd level off shore Bermuda based companies owning US airport security apparatus
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:20 PM (GD0B3)

Then, through legal means, you restrict the ownership to such to U.S. firms only, due to the public safety issue.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (hJH5n)

148 If the Supreme Court agrees, it could render hundreds of thousands of children born to immigrant parents stateless.

I mean, no it would be like every other nation on earth and make them the citizenship of their parents.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (El6/E)

149 146 He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Posted by: Deuterium at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)

Actually, you would be the heavy one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)

Pikers.

Posted by: Tritium at March 30, 2026 07:23 PM (ynpvh)

150 See? If you're old, crippled, mentally handicapped...the Gov't wants you to die. Gee, I seem to remember some Austian Painter that had a similar program/progrom...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (ynpvh)

The GDR would routinely dump its elderly in West Berlin rather than pay for their medical needs.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:23 PM (hJH5n)

151 Carousel, eh?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (RIvkX)

152 Children born to foreigners should not be Americans merely because they were born on U S soil.

Posted by: steevy at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (YwEeS)

153
68 I feel I have read somewhere that heavy water actually will do your body no good. I may be wrong, but that's stuck in my mind.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 06:52 PM

-----

That's right, it's kind of toxic. It's not radioactive, and a little bit one time won't really hurt you, but regular consumption of a significant amount is bad. Decades ago I recall seeing a study of fruit flies raised using water that was 0% to 50% heavy water, and the more heavy water, the shorter the life span. At the highest level the flies were pretty messed up.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (azNOR)

154 airlines "managing" their own security"

That pretty much ended around 1980. Airports, Customs and Immigration after that.

BTW, I've flown in and out of quite a few countries w/o "tsa"...

Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (XuXeR)

155 And you are not aware that airlines outsources security to third parties ?
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (GD0B3)

I didn't realize the San Antonio Airport Police were not affiliated with a government entity.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (hJH5n)

156 151 Carousel, eh?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (RIvkX)

Yes.

Posted by: Logan's Run at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (ynpvh)

157 San Fran company (CAS) is still under TSA. So they are compliant. Still, under TSA. Somebody needs to look into anyway. Sounds shady.

Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 07:25 PM (GD0B3)

158 That Spanish woman story was depressing

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 07:25 PM (Ia/+0)

159 154 airlines "managing" their own security"

That pretty much ended around 1980. Airports, Customs and Immigration after that.

BTW, I've flown in and out of quite a few countries w/o "tsa"...

Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:24 PM (XuXeR)

I read that as tna at first...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 30, 2026 07:25 PM (ynpvh)

160 146 He ain't heavy, he's my brother.
Posted by: Deuterium at March 30, 2026 07:21 PM (0sNs1)

Actually, you would be the heavy one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 30, 2026 07:22 PM (zZu0s)

Pikers.
Posted by: Tritium at March 30, 2026 07:23 PM (ynpvh)
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This is why I love this place...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 07:25 PM (ESVrU)

161 It's 2026...let the airlines run their own security.

Ain't hard.

Posted by: El Al Israel Airlines at March 30, 2026 07:26 PM (HUHft)

162 See? If you're old, crippled, mentally handicapped...the Gov't wants you to die

Their "Free" health care system is overloaded in debt and collapsing. The governments were faced with three choices:

1) End universal health insurance
2) Work to lower costs and the graft it produces
3) Kill anyone who is too expensive

They picked the one that lets them keep the graft.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:26 PM (El6/E)

163 Update: Secret Service agent who shot himself in butt was trying to use gun light to find phone

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You know, like dropping a match in your gas tank to see if you're out of gas.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 07:26 PM (ndZc7)

164 Point being that establishing another unionized (not unionized... chem joke) Federal Agency was uncalled for.

Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:27 PM (XuXeR)

165 161 It's 2026...let the airlines run their own security.

Ain't hard.
Posted by: El Al Israel Airlines at March 30, 2026 07:26 PM (HUHft)

Some people just cannot function without government.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:27 PM (hJH5n)

166 I gotta say I’m not too crazy about the ballroom. I think it is too big for the location. But fuck it, if my enemies hate it then I fucking love it.

Posted by: Heroq at March 30, 2026 06:47 PM (uDDWT)

Oh, I am on board! The designs I've seen look wonderful, and I'm glad they kept security in mind for the columns. The room is going to be a pain to heat in the winter, though.

Posted by: pookysgirl, keen on aesthetics at March 30, 2026 07:27 PM (Wt5PA)

167
Heavy water (D2O, and there's also DOH, which will form instantly when H2O and D20 are mixed) is toxic. The hydrogen bond is stronger with deuterium due to the larger relative mass difference (D is twice as massive as H).

The messes up all sorts of biochemical reactions in the body, slowing them down and so forth.

About 25 - 50% heavy water would be toxic to lethal. You'd get there eventually if you drank nothing but heavy water for a week or two.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at March 30, 2026 07:27 PM (w6EFb)

168 >> San Fran company (CAS) is still under TSA. So they are compliant.

As I said, they have to follow the same protocols but they aren't under TSA. They got paid and kept working.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 07:27 PM (viF8m)

169 Update: Secret Service agent who shot himself in butt was trying to use gun light to find phone"

Ok, that's funny right there

Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:28 PM (XuXeR)

170 Oh kami-sama

Terrorist enabling. oh fvck it, terrorist knob gobblers rallied in the City of Brotherly Love to call for everyone to cheer when a US soldier returns home in a casket.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:28 PM (2GVsD)

171 Unless I got fooled with AI, Trump said there's huge defense facility being built under the ballroom. He mentioned something about a lawsuit, so I assume the bunker was recently made public info due to FOIA or something.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 30, 2026 07:28 PM (w/O5Q)

172 I have to start 'The Hobbit' soon.

Tonight, a Chinese horror movie. I've only seen a few but the Chinese make great zombie movies. Something about individuality being destroyed and becoming part of an undead, bloodthirsty collective brings out the best in them.

Amazing effects too. You'd almost think they were actually killing some of the actors....

Later.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 07:28 PM (Sco7b)

173 Update: Secret Service agent who shot himself in butt was trying to use gun light to find phone

One of the bottom tier guys Trump put on Biden heh

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:29 PM (El6/E)

174 I wouldn't mind wrestling a woman but I think we'd both prefer if I asked permission first

Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 07:29 PM (gKWVE)

175 Oh, I am on board! The designs I've seen look wonderful, and I'm glad they kept security in mind for the columns. The room is going to be a pain to heat in the winter, though.
Posted by: pookysgirl, keen on aesthetics at March 30, 2026 07:27 PM (Wt5PA)

The key is that it offers a safe, secure location for state dinners and other functions as such, and that architecturally it matches with the WH. So far I have no problems with it at all.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:29 PM (hJH5n)

176 give pain medication to a suffering woman.
You relieve paid today.

Euthanize her and you relieve her pain forever.

Tell an upset woman to "calm down", and you relieve her equanimity for a considerable period.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 30, 2026 07:29 PM (0sNs1)

177 Modern day euthanasia programs are trending perilously close to the programs of Nazi Germany. Let that sink in - but it won't for many because after all it is a Woke Leftist jam, and Orange Man Bad. Somehow they will connect Maga.

Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 07:29 PM (pDt9x)

178 >>To be honest I'd rather those women not breed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:07 PM

They're all way past breeding age as is most of their audience.

Posted by: huerfano at March 30, 2026 07:30 PM (98kQX)

179 Tubal

The Nazis only desired to murder the racially inferior or the handicapped.

The Modern Left in Canada wants to kill you over a backache.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 30, 2026 07:31 PM (2GVsD)

180 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS
NOOD

Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

181 Jessica Tarlov spouted some of her "facts" about NoKings, saying 8 million turned out at 3,300 locations around the US.

That amounts to about 2,400 at each, or 60 busloads of 40 each.

Averaging out across states, it amounts to 66 per state on average.

Posted by: M. Gaga at March 30, 2026 07:32 PM (KiBMU)

182
1) End universal health insurance
2) Work to lower costs and the graft it produces
3) Kill anyone who is too expensive

They picked the one that lets them keep the graft.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:26 PM

I'm wondering if the death pushers are mainly in larger metro areas where resources may be stretched.

My mother ALWAYS got great care at our local hospital, which is in a medium size city. And I saw a LOT of people there that were in pretty bad shape, but that was 15 months ago.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 07:32 PM (Sco7b)

183 The Modern Left in Canada wants to kill you over a backache.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Well, as long as it's not over a hangover.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 30, 2026 07:32 PM (ndZc7)

184 What's all this talk about Canadians and Youth In Asia. How are they connected and why should I care?

Posted by: Emily Litella at March 30, 2026 07:33 PM (oftw2)

185 177 Modern day euthanasia programs are trending perilously close to the programs of Nazi Germany. Let that sink in - but it won't for many because after all it is a Woke Leftist jam, and Orange Man Bad. Somehow they will connect Maga.
Posted by: tubal at March 30, 2026 07:29 PM (pDt9x)

Nah. They Want Theirs, and the only way they can keep getting "free" medical care is if the government kills people. They want "free" medical care, and if that means the government starts murdering people in the name of cost cutting, so be it.

Mao did say "It is better for half the people to die so that the other half can eat their fill."

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:33 PM (hJH5n)

186 Look for the euthanasia plan to show up in the NHS in the UK soon.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 07:34 PM (+nEug)

187 By the way, has anyone seen the cast shot of the Harry Potter TV show HBO is coming out with? Black Snape looks like he's from the Matrix which is sad, but the funniest thing is the kids playing Hermione and Harry have Robert DeNiro's Frankenstein boots on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:34 PM (El6/E)

188 Look for the euthanasia plan to show up in the NHS in the UK soon.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 07:34 PM (+nEug)
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Something tells me their Muslim conquerors and overlords will not be subject to it...only the native population.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 30, 2026 07:36 PM (ESVrU)

189 I'm wondering if the death pushers are mainly in larger metro areas where resources may be stretched.

My mother ALWAYS got great care at our local hospital, which is in a medium size city. And I saw a LOT of people there that were in pretty bad shape, but that was 15 months ago.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 07:32 PM (Sco7b)

I haven't looked at the ON budget lately, but it has been projected that something like 80% of its budget will go to "free" medical care alone in 2030. So killing people alleviates that to some extent.

Privatization and not killing anyone would also work wonders but that means politicians lose power and that's not good, is it?

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:36 PM (hJH5n)

190 Mao did say "It is better for half the people to die so that the other half can eat their fill."
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:33 PM (hJH5n)
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I said the same thing with a snap of my fingers!

Posted by: Thanos at March 30, 2026 07:37 PM (ESVrU)

191 If one want to order some heavy water, where could one do so? Could one find it on Amazon?
Posted by: Ali Abdula Mohamed at March 30, 2026 06:55 PM (vFG9F)

Give it a shot Ali. If Amazon can't fill your order, the nice men in suits and sunglasses who come knocking will help you.
Posted by: Diogenes

Only heavy water Amazon has is some kind of "thick" water. Has the consistency of honey.

Great. I've always wanted to chew my water.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 07:37 PM (Kksvc)

192 186 Look for the euthanasia plan to show up in the NHS in the UK soon.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 30, 2026 07:34 PM (+nEug)

Given how stupid expensive the NHS is, I'm surprised the UK hasn't had doctor assisted murder for many decades now.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 30, 2026 07:37 PM (hJH5n)

193 181 Jessica Tarlov spouted some of her "facts" about NoKings, saying 8 million turned out at 3,300 locations around the US.

That amounts to about 2,400 at each, or 60 busloads of 40 each.

Averaging out across states, it amounts to 66 per state on average.
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 30, 2026 07:32 PM (KiBMU)

It was a good weekend for us. Our Canadian division of our subsidiary, Rent-A-Deviant, made a killing in Winnipeg this past weekend too!

Posted by: Rent-A-Mob at March 30, 2026 07:39 PM (hJH5n)

194 Heavy water is needed for nuclear reactors. It moderates the kinetic energy of the neutrons released during fission

Huh. "Heavy water reduces the speed and energy of those neutrons without absorbing them." - illuminem.com
I'd thought the neutrons were just trapped in the deuterium making it tritium.
That latter CAN happen, but usually tritium is made via lithium-6, which captures neutrons more easily. Lithium-7 will decay into tritium (and He-4 and a neutron).

Posted by: gKWVE at March 30, 2026 07:40 PM (gKWVE)

195 @56/fd: { I still can't get over the mob telling a guy to sit down and shut up and then chanting "This is what Democracy look like!". }

"The American Form of Government"
https://youtu.be/VogzExP3qhI?t=296

(Cued up to 4:56, the section on Democracy, but the whole thing is worth a watch.)

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 30, 2026 07:40 PM (O7YUW)

196 [iI said the same thing with a snap of my fingers!
Posted by: Thanos

And, no lie, the same people who love Mao thought he was the hero for that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 30, 2026 07:40 PM (El6/E)

197 Drinking heavy water as your water source will eventually wreck your metabolism and enzymatic processes. The weight difference is enough to mess it all up up.
Children of people in the US illegally are also illegal. Only the children born to people on the citizenship path will become citizens when their parents become citizens.
Shouldn’t be this difficult

Posted by: Accomack at March 30, 2026 07:43 PM (GbONR)

198 f the Supreme Court agrees, it could render hundreds of thousands of children born to immigrant parents stateless.
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I mean, no it would be like every other nation on earth and make them the citizenship of their parents.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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And that country almost certainly claims them as citizens.
Usually whether they want it or not.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 30, 2026 07:52 PM (/lPRQ)

199 Always going to be easier to kill people than cure them.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 07:58 PM (vOtXJ)

200 198 f the Supreme Court agrees, it could render hundreds of thousands of children born to immigrant parents stateless.

You are the citizenship of your parents. That's has always been true.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 08:00 PM (vOtXJ)

201 Iran: 47 years and someone finally said, "Enough of your bullshit."

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 30, 2026 08:02 PM (vOtXJ)

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