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Happy Monday
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 07:36 AM (/+uur) Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 07:36 AM (XuXeR) 3
Top 5! yAy!
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 07:38 AM (BpO1e) 4
> Is it just me or, for a tyrannical king, Donald Trump is the most piss-poor example in history.
Likewise "Fascist". For one (as we all know) the Fascists were socialists. For another, Trump is cutting the shit out of the government, reducing its power in essentially every area -- because that's exactly what a Fascist would do, right? When I think of "minimal government" the first word that comes to mind is "Fascist". You bet. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2026 07:39 AM (IG3/x) 5
Good morning horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 07:40 AM (ExV1e) 6
I think Kharg Island would be a great place to establish a free range swine colony. It could be started by air dropping crates / pig shelters that open automatically upon landing.
Could pigs find adequate fresh water and vegetation on Kharg Island? Posted by: Fenderbender at March 30, 2026 07:40 AM (1FEc1) Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ) 8
Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 07:41 AM (AkEZC) 9
If the Democrats win control of the House, Senate, and White House by 2028, they'll do a 180 and go from "No Kings" to "All Kings" in a nanosecond. They'll be violating civil rights without the slightest hesitation.
Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 30, 2026 07:42 AM (bi2p/) 10
Good morning JJ and horde
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 07:42 AM (C6BUp) 11
Tim Walz: “We’re damn sure about this. We need no damn kings.”
*throws up jazzzzz hands* But how 'bout a big old QUEEEENNNNNNN Posted by: Queen Tim at March 30, 2026 07:42 AM (/+uur) 12
Yes indeed, there was even a "No Kings" protest in Casper, WY. Was in Caper on business on Saturday and saw it. Maybe 100-150 people marching along 2nd Street in downtown Casper. Filthy commie drones.
Posted by: A Nomad Of The Time Streams at March 30, 2026 07:43 AM (kLUcw) 13
Spamila Jawa-Pal needs to be removed from the country she so obviously despises.
These asswipes are always screeching, but somehow never seem to leave. There are 192 other countries, Spamila. Pick one and vote with your feet. Or wait and have one picked for you. Your option. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2026 07:44 AM (IG3/x) 14
Raise your hand if you find it hard to GAF about the upcoming Artemis flight-
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 07:45 AM (ZxPkt) 15
“The people that have been inflicting this harm [on migrants] need to be prosecuted,”
This woman is a great example about why you don't let foreigners into any position of power. Now let's talk about reparations for the victims of crime inflicted by illegal aliens. Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 07:46 AM (BpO1e) 16
Alias, you and your kind were just fine for Obama's attack on Libya. Maybe you should sit this out.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 07:46 AM (BpO1e) 17
Don Black
We need to pray for the astronauts. Lots of red rockets of distress flying from the operations, maintenance, and procurement centers. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ) 18
All this talk of "kings" gets to me, because it shows the historical ignorance of almost everyone. Kings, in history, have mostly not been Absolute. There is a reason we use that word as a modifier referring to the Early Modern Era.
And even then it was a status that most merely aspired to. Few did. (BTW, note that the declaration does not simply say George was bad BECAUSE he was a king.) The whole issue is more complicated than people treat it as. Like the Romans, we Americans are raised to reject the title "king". But that didn't stop Rome from getting a monarchy under another name. And it won't protect us. Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 07:47 AM (AlhUl) 19
It's just another Merlot Monday.
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at March 30, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1) 20
Took note in the No King BS that the Communists flags all showed up.
Posted by: Skip at March 30, 2026 07:48 AM (C6BUp) 21
g'mornin' again, 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at March 30, 2026 07:48 AM (tljrc) 22
> But how 'bout a big old QUEEEENNNNNNN
Posted by: Queen Tim at March 30, 2026 07:42 AM (/+uur) And don't forget the joker... Lemmy Kilmister where are you now, when we need you? Posted by: Eric Swalwell at March 30, 2026 07:49 AM (IG3/x) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2026 07:49 AM (1o8D5) 24
Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX) 25
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 07:49 AM (Zz0t1) 26
Of course, the things that so many braindead Americans railed against are all part and parcel of the Democrat/Left playbook.
They're not braindead. They're greedy whore capitalists who will do anything for a buck. ANYTHING. Including sell their souls. Which they've done. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 07:50 AM (Zz0t1) 27
The best thing about Saturday's protests was finding out from People's Hippo Voice that in our 50th state, the slogan can't be "No Kings" because local Hawaiian leftists have to embrace the racist demands of the indigenous tribal heirs to rule the islands.
I laughed about this for an hour. Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 30, 2026 07:51 AM (3AwA+) 28
Roger Kimball: While commentators trade in familiar fears, events on the ground point to a far more decisive outcome than the online debate suggests.
The First Alt-War: Online Fantasy vs. Reality in the Iran Campaign ________ I am a big fan of Kimball's; have been since he first appeared. But I'm not blind to his big weakness: when it comes to predictions, his record is terrible. He is an incurable optimist. He is a reverse Cassandra, always predicting the best outcome, and (almost) always wrong. Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 07:52 AM (AlhUl) 29
Saw some "protesters" on the sidewalk near a busy intersection in my local 'hood. The most noticeable attribute was the long gray hair of the female specimens.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 07:52 AM (2Ez/1) 30
17 We need to pray for the astronauts. Lots of red rockets of distress flying from the operations, maintenance, and procurement centers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog Amen. Let's not forget the propose of this mission is to fly a woman and black man around the moon to prove equity. Posted by: Auspex at March 30, 2026 07:52 AM (Y8DZL) 31
People should be lining up to piss on Kermit Gosnell's grave. Put him at the top of the list for the moment.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 07:53 AM (Fbc0I) 32
Such stories evoke the prurient pop music theme found in the rock band Van Halen’s 1984 tune “Hot For Teacher.” However, in the real world, the overwhelming majority of these criminal relationships are never disclosed and prosecuted, and their destructive impact on victims goes largely unreported.
Sad to say but, since the majority of the children in this case are boys, #metoo doesn't care. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e) 33
Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde. Posted by: Inogame at March 30, 2026 07:53 AM (53oGX) Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX) 35
In Dallas, Police had to separate No Kings demonstrators from “Pro America” counter demonstrators as the two groups engaged in heated clashes. Video of the scene showed a protester being hauled away and arrested and other shouting “f–k you” at apparent pro-Trump demonstrators who were carrying flags and automatic weapons.
Were there shots fired? I don't think so. Therefore, stating that there were 'automatic weapons' being carried by Pro-Trump marchers makes you a journalistic hack asshole. Did you assume or just pee your pants at the sight of the scary AR-15? Did you ask the carrier if it had a giggle switch? Media. The ENEMY of the people. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 07:55 AM (Zz0t1) 36
thank you, JJ!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 30, 2026 07:56 AM (MIIRH) Posted by: Fenderbender at March 30, 2026 07:56 AM (1FEc1) Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 07:56 AM (AlhUl) Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ) 40
If the Democrats win control of the House, Senate, and White House by 2028, they'll do a 180 and go from "No Kings" to "All Kings" in a nanosecond. They'll be violating civil rights without the slightest hesitation.
If I have taught you people anything, it's that there are no rules. I did everything from running guns to mexico, droning American citizens, destroyed the health care system, opened the border to 3rd world savages and made you watch Mike's schlong flip flap around on TV and nothing happened to me. Hope and change baby! Posted by: Barack Mugabe, Race Warlord at March 30, 2026 07:58 AM (/1l9x) 41
Morning all
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 07:58 AM (Kksvc) 42
As I stated last week, the phrase "Death to America" is not native to the Iranian mullahs. It was and is the goal of the anti-American Left and its epicenter in the Democrat party. "You know it's sad but true......" -- - - - - - Metallica Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 07:58 AM (Zz0t1) 43
I keep seeing all these entries on X, heralding the historic-ness of Artemis and yada yada yada
and I think, we already did the lunar loop-de-loop with Apollo 8- Apollo 11 we even landed, and got out and walked around so Godspeed and have a safe flight, but whatever Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 07:58 AM (ZxPkt) 44
It is “a possibility that is quite close” that the British people will pass into history “like the Canaanites or the Arcadians”, and it is an open question whether there will be a Europe in 50 years’ time, a European Parliament conference heard from a panel of expert speakers.
The European Parliament responded with, "What can we do to speed that up? Aloha Snackbar!" Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 07:58 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 07:59 AM (xT8gx) 46
It's just another Merlot Monday.
Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at March 30, 2026 07:48 AM (2Ez/1) I wish it were Sunday. Cuz THAT'S my FUN day. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 07:59 AM (Zz0t1) 47
So when it comes to “no kings,” Dems aren’t just accusing Trump — they’re falsifying their own history.
Projection isn't just a river in Egypt. Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 07:59 AM (Kksvc) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:00 AM (Zz0t1) 49
"Is it just me or, for a tyrannical king, Donald Trump is the most piss-poor example in history."
Like MP4 said - If Donald Trump were even 1/10th of the tyrant these dummies claim to believe he is, they'd already be smoke up a chimney. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 08:01 AM (FmapG) 50
When some media personality says 'automatic weapons' it's automatic stupidity.
Nobody runs around with automatic weapons unless they're a Democrat criminal. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 08:01 AM (Fbc0I) 51
Kings are the longer cigarettes.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:03 AM (FhK4c) 52
No, Mr. Former Denmark ambassador, WE will control Denmark. Get in the back seat.
Posted by: Merry Marching Penguin Majority. at March 30, 2026 08:03 AM (oftw2) 53
In Praise of “Inferior”
_______ That wants to be on the right track, but it's poorly done. Not just ill written, but ill argued. It throws out what it thinks is good (superior/inferior) with no indication of why. So it's really just a plea for consensus. We can get that on Blue Sky, or any MSM station (news or talk show). Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 08:04 AM (AlhUl) 54
I keep seeing all these entries on X, heralding the historic-ness of Artemis and yada yada yada
and I think, we already did the lunar loop-de-loop with Apollo 8- Apollo 11 we even landed, and got out and walked around so Godspeed and have a safe flight, but whatever Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 07:58 AM (ZxPkt) When I worked at Hughes Space & Comm many moons ago back in the 90s, we sent a satellite around the moon... the purpose being, an anomaly had burned excessive fuel on the spacecraft, so it was stranded in a highly inclined orbit and was, therefore, useless. But it did have enough fuel to get around the moon... the moon's gravity gave it a "gravity assist" slingshot back to earth, lowering its orbital inclination, making it a useful satellite. A brilliant engineer at Hughes, Jerry Salvatore, had the idea and ran the whole operation. The guy was a genius. So yeah... we've even been around the moon with a commercial satellite (no people onboard though)... Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 08:04 AM (xT8gx) 55
Nobody runs around with automatic weapons unless they're a Democrat criminal.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 08:01 AM (Fbc0I) Automatic weapons are hard to get and VERY expensive. Your average Joe Blow at a protest is NOT going to be carrying one around on display. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:04 AM (Zz0t1) 56
The No Kings Protests are:
80% Boomers 20% communists 100% dependent upon a government check. It's not a king they are opposed to--it's the people: The ones they're stealing that check from. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 30, 2026 08:04 AM (HXT0k) 57
At our local No Kings protest, the sheriff (a Dem, btw) attempted to speak but was shouted down:
"protestors kept yelling, saying that “nobody wants to hear from him” before chanting “this is what democracy looks like.” Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 08:04 AM (vFG9F) 58
"However, in the real world, the overwhelming majority of these criminal relationships are never disclosed and prosecuted, and their destructive impact on victims goes largely unreported."
Sad to say but, since the majority of the children in this case are boys, #metoo doesn't care. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e) Even here, on this very website, plenty of posters say things like 'where was she when I was in sixth grade?' or 'He's so lucky - she's gorgeous!' Boys being r*ped by their teachers should be abhorrent to everyone, but it just isn't. I don't get it. I have a young son and a young daughter. I'd absolutely 3S ANYONE who did anything like that to either of them. Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 08:04 AM (FmapG) 59
A volunteer has been arrested for tampering with the recent special election in Palm Beach (this is the one where a Democrat won in Mar-A-Lago's district).
https://instapundit.com/786085/ I guess I need to revise the idea that all elections are rigged except in Florida, LOL. Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 08:05 AM (xrQwm) 60
> If the Democrats win control of the House, Senate, and White House by 2028, they'll do a 180 and go from "No Kings" to "All Kings" in a nanosecond. They'll be violating civil rights without the slightest hesitation.
--------- 1. We better prepare, but hope this doesn't happen and 2. Trump's administration better get the judiciary to heel before then Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 08:05 AM (AkEZC) Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 08:05 AM (Kksvc) 62
"protestors kept yelling, saying that “nobody wants to hear from him” before chanting “this is what democracy looks like.” Posted by: fd at March 30, 2026 08:04 AM (vFG9F) Acting like monarchist douchebags isn't what democracy looks like. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:06 AM (Zz0t1) 63
Traveled back to where I grew up in Illinois and saw all these excited older peeps with signs and a holier than thou attitude and realized it was a no kings match. Maybe about 50-75 people. In this town they are tearing down local history to make way for housing and lots start at 700k and 2/3 sold out. So life there is tough. Sadly town used to be conservative growing up but as people fled Chicago it’s just another female blue haired haven.
They say you can’t go home and in this case they are right. Posted by: Hyacinth at March 30, 2026 08:06 AM (zViR+) 64
Media’s War Against J.K. Rowling Will Never End
_______ All this has made her wildly overrated on the right. Just how much sense does it take to realize that girls are girls and boys are boys? That is controversial shows what bad shape we are in. Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 08:06 AM (AlhUl) 65
Morn' all... Loved the breathless coverage of the "No Kings" tantrums this weekend... Largest ever !
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 08:06 AM (FtULh) 66
I think the attack on the Iranian Power Grid started last night.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:07 AM (FhK4c) 67
Over the weekend jihadis killed a bunch of Nigerian Christians. Al-Reuters reported it as "Gunmen" who are "protesting climate change". You can't hate the media enough.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 08:07 AM (xrQwm) 68
We have a college town nearby where the no kings thing got press coverage.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:08 AM (FhK4c) 69
> If the Democrats win control of the House, Senate, and White House by 2028, they'll do a 180 and go from "No Kings" to "All Kings" in a nanosecond. They'll be violating civil rights without the slightest hesitation.
--------- 1. We better prepare, but hope this doesn't happen and 2. Trump's administration better get the judiciary to heel before then Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 08:05 AM (AkEZC) I agree and I'm afraid that a dem will reach the white house probably by the 2032 election... maybe it can be delayed until 2036 but I doubt it. Americans tend to get bored with a single party after some period of time. Once they get there, look out Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 08:08 AM (xT8gx) 70
My favorite was during last year's TxMoMe, BruceWayne's dad drove to Corsicana to get coffee n' such and there were protestors doing their 'No Kings' bullshit in town.
"I drove around the block twice just so I could flip them off." Made me laugh. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:09 AM (Zz0t1) 71
68 We have a college town nearby where the no kings thing got press coverage.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:08 AM (FhK4c) In my little corner of the world they actually closed down a street.. Headline news... Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 08:09 AM (ECasK) 72
They're not braindead. They're greedy whore capitalists who will do anything for a buck. ANYTHING. Including sell their souls. Which they've done.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 07:50 AM (Zz0t1) That's some of it. The rest is that the left tends to be intellectually complacent. My wife's siblings all attended NK rallies this weekend and I doubt any were paid. I presume my BIL's objection to Trump is his unwillingness to go to war with Russia over Ukraine. Both of my SILs are simpler. They're Democrats. They've always been Democrats. Whatever the Democrats are for is good, even if it's the complete opposite of what they were for 6 months ago. They don't even question it. That which the High Priest (esses) at the DNC speak is TRUTH and cannot be contemplated. I assume that there are similar on the right. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e) 73
And one of the worst of those cases was ‘Grandpa’ Vicha Ratanapakdee, an 84-year-old Thai man, being killed in broad daylight in San Francisco by a violent thug that was caught on video.
=============== When SFPsycho first mentioned this incredible verdict, when a judge released a murderer with a sentence of time-served and meaningless probation, I thought there mist be more to the story. American courts can't have degraded so far. Well, they have. Vigilante action is all that is left in SF. Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 30, 2026 08:09 AM (0aOmD) 74
We have a college town nearby where the no kings thing got press coverage.
Several places had multiple protests around 2-3 hours apart so that the media could report "multiple well-attended anti-Trump protests" even though it could be easily proven it was the same rent-a-mob at each one. Posted by: Ian S. at March 30, 2026 08:09 AM (xrQwm) 75
Like MP4 said - If Donald Trump were even 1/10th of the tyrant these dummies claim to believe he is, they'd already be smoke up a chimney.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung Sounds like a great alternate timeline from where I'm standing. Some woman asked online about why we right wingers don't counterprotest. My response: "Sweetie, we counter protest by going to our jobs and living our lives. If we were as bad as you claimed, you'd be in a camp or used as breeding stock. Now take that ring out of your nose and call your father." Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 08:09 AM (BpO1e) Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 08:10 AM (AlhUl) 77
Media’s War Against J.K. Rowling Will Never End
Funny, that. I saw where HBO is touting it's "Original Series" where it's simply remaking the Harry Potter movies using kids that look exactly like the other kids that were in the original Harry Potter. Original? War against J. K. Rowling? Seems, not so much. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:10 AM (Zz0t1) 78
Snape can't read.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:11 AM (FhK4c) 79
Adults using children for sexual gratification must be dropped into the sea. No shovels.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 08:12 AM (RIvkX) 80
So glad I don't own a television anymore.
Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 08:13 AM (2Ez/1) 81
78 Snape can't read.
Posted by: Boss Moss I got a laugh out of someone's comment regarding the palette swapped Snape: "When it gets to the boggart scene, it will be Neville Longbottom's biggest fear is a black man hiding in his closet." Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 08:14 AM (BpO1e) 82
I keep seeing all these entries on X, heralding the historic-ness of Artemis and yada yada yada
I suppose pointing out that the woman and black man will, potentially, accomplish their 'historic' feat a mere 57 years and a few months after white men did it would be unappreciated. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 08:14 AM (ExV1e) 83
Adults using children for sexual gratification must be dropped into the sea. No shovels.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 08:12 AM (RIvkX) What would they do with a shovel in the sea? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:14 AM (Zz0t1) 84
I have two flat screens I haven't watched in years.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:14 AM (FhK4c) 85
I don't know much about JK Rowling but the kids that were fortunate enough to be cast as the main characters in the Harry Potter movies are HUGE ingrates... she made them rich and famous and their response is to shit all over Rowling in the name of wokeness. Nothing worse than being an ingrate...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 08:15 AM (xT8gx) 86
>>>J.K. Rowling Will Never End
>Maybe we can get some readings like Tolkien. It seems these things never end. Just kidding, dorks. Morning. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 08:15 AM (Fbc0I) 87
I can imagine DEI recruitment of astronauts will take a big hit if they don't make it back.
Hope SpaceX is on the ball. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:16 AM (u82oZ) 88
I used to have a different nic
The entire historical first industry is denying a common humanity to the US. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:17 AM (u82oZ) 89
That is controversial shows what bad shape we are in.
Posted by: Eeyore We are so cooked it isn't funny. Watched a reel on Fb last night. GE Electric minigun goes brrrrrrt. Most GUYS said it was AI because the belt didn't move. Uh, guys, that's the sleeve. Belt rides inside. Not hard to see that. Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 08:17 AM (Kksvc) 90
When SFPsycho first mentioned this incredible verdict, when a judge released a murderer with a sentence of time-served and meaningless probation, I thought there mist be more to the story. American courts can't have degraded so far.
Well, they have. Vigilante action is all that is left in SF. Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 30, 2026 08:09 AM (0aOmD) ===== San Francisco HATES old people. Change my mind. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX) 91
You should find the NYT complaint about the new ballroom.
It's "unnecessarily big" and "too tall." Illustrated by red, squiggly lines. Very serious. Seriously stupid. That's after the author complaining the end facing the street is not the actual entrance and that interior view is blocked by the rows of columns. (gosh, can anyone think of a reason for that?) Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 30, 2026 08:18 AM (HXT0k) 92
>>>I can imagine DEI recruitment of astronauts will take a big hit if they don't make it back.
Hope SpaceX is on the ball. Posted by: NaCly Dog >Make all recruits DEI. You want to be special? Blast off! Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 08:18 AM (Fbc0I) 93
Even here, on this very website, plenty of posters say things like 'where was she when I was in sixth grade?' or 'He's so lucky - she's gorgeous!'
Thinking back on the teachers I had... My art teacher in grades 1-3 might have been pretty, I don't remember her well. My health teacher in grade 10 was, probably, a 6. All the others were, to my eyes at the time, ancient. Probably in their 50s. LOL. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e) 94
Seems a fun experiment might be to mingle into a protest, pick up a sign and appear to play along. Then, during a lull in the action mutter to a nearby soy boy stoner that you're not sure this is really worth $65.
In my sanctified imagination earring tattoo boy turns to me and says "65? I'm only getting 40!" Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 30, 2026 08:19 AM (2Ez/1) 95
"No Kings protests"- so that's what all those well dressed, retired white senior citizen waving signs were doing on the side of the road on Saturday. I thought they wanted to wash my car.
Posted by: Joe at March 30, 2026 08:19 AM (Uy/WF) 96
Christian Toto: Two new horror comedies cast rich elites as satanic (and worse)
Are Audiences Sick of ‘Eat the Rich’ Movies? _____ The richest counties in the US vote for Democrats. The worst of the billionaire club (Bezos, Zuckerberg, etc) are leftists. Plenty of rich Hollywood celebrities read from the same stupid lefty politics scripts. I'd agree that rich elites are more likely worshipping stan, unwittingly or not. But I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that it's not these prominent rich elites these movies are portraying. Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 08:21 AM (Dv3i1) 97
In better news: Apparently the algorithm at X was muting Japanese posts for Americans. That was changed and all of the sudden, a lot of Pro-American and Pro-Japanese posts are being displayed.
A lot of Americans have been extending invitations to Japanese people to come over for BBQ. Fellow Hordians, I have an idea for the next Moron Meetup! Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 08:24 AM (BpO1e) 98
Hulagu did some good works.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:24 AM (FhK4c) 99
Quarter Twenty
If we can be organized, we can wreck their parade with mockery. GOPe wants to lose, so not them. The New T.E.A. Party? "Ethyl, look, there is a sign that makes no logical sense!" "A unthinking Democrat! Take a picture, Ethyl." Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:24 AM (u82oZ) 100
In a few years, most of the old wrinkled ass farts in the No Kings protests will be dead and no one will remember them or care.
Remind them of that and point and laugh. Posted by: Tango Uniform at March 30, 2026 08:24 AM (/1l9x) 101
When SFPsycho first mentioned this incredible verdict, when a judge released a murderer with a sentence of time-served and meaningless probation, I thought there mist be more to the story. American courts can't have degraded so far.
Well, they have. Vigilante action is all that is left in Posted by: Huck Follywood Because it's not just in SF. Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 08:25 AM (Kksvc) 102
96 The richest counties in the US vote for Democrats. The worst of the billionaire club (Bezos, Zuckerberg, etc) are leftists. Plenty of rich Hollywood celebrities read from the same stupid lefty politics scripts. I'd agree that rich elites are more likely worshipping stan, unwittingly or not. But I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that it's not these prominent rich elites these movies are portraying.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 08:21 AM (Dv3i1) Plenty of celebrities behaving in sexually inappropriate ways (R. Kelly, P. Diddy, etc...) The Left : "TRUMP IS THE ONLY EVIL RICH AND FAMOUS SEXUAL DEVIANT!" Sure, Jan. Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 08:25 AM (iXqHn) 103
There's always Oakland.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:26 AM (FhK4c) 104
“In the wake of the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, Senate Democrats were clear: no blank check for a lawless ICE and Border Patrol,” Schumer said in a statement.
Howmanyare2many has now published the deaths of 1279 (one thousand two hundred seventy-nine) Americans since his started his posting in May of 2019. Go to Hell Chucky Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 08:26 AM (/+uur) 105
I don't know much about JK Rowling but the kids that were fortunate enough to be cast as the main characters in the Harry Potter movies are HUGE ingrates
At least the older actors didn't jump on the bandwagon. Now it's possible that the younger actors didn't want to put their careers in jeopardy by angering Al Gayeda but even if they had, they're rich enough to retire. Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 08:26 AM (BpO1e) 106
85 I don't know much about JK Rowling but the kids that were fortunate enough to be cast as the main characters in the Harry Potter movies are HUGE ingrates... she made them rich and famous and their response is to shit all over Rowling in the name of wokeness. Nothing worse than being an ingrate...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt There has to be a word worse than simple "wokeness" for those advocating for the giving poisoning cross-sex hormones and genital mutilations to children. Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 08:27 AM (Dv3i1) 107
Happy Monday!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:27 AM (Suwql) 108
Today Is National Pencil Day.✏️
Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 08:28 AM (NpAcC) 109
Can you imagine the media frenzy if Biden's DNI claimed they had intercepted communication between the Russia government and the Trump campaign describing a plot to send $200 million of US tax dollars funneled through USAID back to the Trump campaign? The airwaves would be on fire.
Instead we get an orgy of celebration from the media over an astroturf No Kings protest against Trump paid for by groups associated with Soros, Singham and the CCP. Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 08:28 AM (viF8m) 110
The Left : "TRUMP IS THE ONLY EVIL RICH AND FAMOUS SEXUAL DEVIANT!"
Posted by: XTC What Melania does must work! Seriously, a virus targeting sexual deviancy already culled many Leftists. Do you want another one? Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:28 AM (u82oZ) 111
“In the wake of the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, Senate Democrats were clear: no blank check for a lawless ICE and Border Patrol,” Schumer said in a statement.
Murders? Seems you don't know the definition by law of what constitutes a murder, there Chuck. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1) 112
There's always Oakland.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:26 AM (FhK4c) ===== Unfortunately. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 08:28 AM (RIvkX) Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:29 AM (u82oZ) 114
69. That is why Confirming Federal Judges is so important Linus. Lifetime appointments the left cannot erase in the future. And if they ignore the courts, that is when the civil war, sadly, could start.
There are many Bush Judges on appeals that will not retire, because they are RINO's. sighhh Posted by: Jonah at March 30, 2026 08:29 AM (YCxFk) 115
> >I can imagine DEI recruitment of astronauts will take a big hit if they don't make it back.
--------- Everyone on a mission like Artemis has a "job." Tasks they're supposed to do at certain times and without being prompted. I can only imagine the looks when someone on a mission cranks out "don't tell me what to do, you're not the boss of me!" Seconds before the inevitable explosion. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 08:29 AM (AkEZC) 116
Wasn't Pretti Goode in The Devil went down to Georgia?
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:29 AM (FhK4c) 117
@nypost
· 53m Spain closes airspace to US planes involved in Iran war, defense minister says https://trib.al/RJn0GUA Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 08:30 AM (ZxPkt) 118
>>Immigrant Rep. Pramila Jayapal Urges ‘Reparations’ for Illegal Migrants
Definitely -- I wany ALL the money given to illegal immigrants paid back. and if Jayapal also wants more on top of that for the damage it's done to our citizens who went without assistance because of them, great!! For foreign schemers, the kind Nick Shirley keep rooting out, there should be additional fines. This is what she meant right? Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:30 AM (Suwql) 119
A lot of Americans have been extending invitations to Japanese people to come over for BBQ. Fellow Hordians, I have an idea for the next Moron Meetup!
Posted by: NR Pax Not gonna say it. Wouldn't be prudent. Too early for a tasteless joke. Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 08:30 AM (Kksvc) 120
EU Parliament Conference Hears Continent ‘On Track For Civil War’
_______ That was interesting. I am not convinced that Europe is worse off than we are. At least many of them have recognized their in-house traitors. We Americans on the right still elect our Thunes. I don't know they are better off, either. We are both in uncharted waters. Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 08:30 AM (AlhUl) 121
Spain isn't really on the way to anywhere.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:31 AM (FhK4c) 122
Everyone on a mission like Artemis has a "job." Tasks they're supposed to do at certain times and without being prompted. I can only imagine the looks when someone on a mission cranks out "don't tell me what to do, you're not the boss of me!"
Seconds before the inevitable explosion. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 08:29 AM (AkEZC) /punchline Feed the monkey Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 08:31 AM (/+uur) 123
>I can only imagine the looks when someone on a mission cranks out "don't tell me what to do, you're not the boss of me!"
Seconds before the inevitable explosion. ---- He knows what he did. Posted by: Karen McAstronut at March 30, 2026 08:31 AM (2Ez/1) 124
117 @nypost
· 53m Spain closes airspace to US planes involved in Iran war, defense minister says https://trib.al/RJn0GUA Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 08:30 AM (ZxPkt) Al-Andalus has returned to the Caliphate. Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 08:31 AM (iXqHn) 125
All of this No Kings stuff is going to be interesting viewed in hindsight. It'll be grimly silly - the gloves are off now, and once "King" Trump is out of the way, the Democrats will formalize the end of representative government.
After shrieking about No Kings for years, their very next move will be to install a dictator. And given the late American republic's predilection for nepotism, there's a good chance the second President-for-life will be the offspring of the first. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2026 08:32 AM (BI5O2) 126
Jonah
We hold bartenders to higher standards than judges. Wish there was a downward path for judicial errors in release of criminals. Bounce then out of being a judge. An engineer can lose a PE status for a gross error, right? Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:33 AM (u82oZ) 127
How many American citizens have to be raped or murdered before politicians are motivated to get our borders under control?
We know most Progressives think 1279 is not enough. Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 08:33 AM (/+uur) 128
The Spanish never repaired the damage the muslims did the first time.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 30, 2026 08:33 AM (FhK4c) 129
Israel Blocks Catholic Cardinal From Holy Site On Palm Sunday Over Safety Concerns
Macron, Sanchez Slam Holy Sepulcher Closure, Ignore Iranian Missiles That Necessitated It __________ Maybe, just maybe, we should wait until we really know what happened and who did what. Or is that too premodern? Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 08:34 AM (AlhUl) 130
All of this No Kings stuff is going to be interesting viewed in hindsight. It'll be grimly silly - the gloves are off now, and once "King" Trump is out of the way,
the Democrats will formalize the end of representative government. And then we formalize the end of democrats. Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 08:34 AM (Kksvc) 131
My tax lady has been trying to submit our taxes electronically and has been rejected for "bad PIN" for 3 weeks now.
It's the pin they give me on the IRS website. Someone stole my SSN, didn't they........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1) 132
125 125 All of this No Kings stuff is going to be interesting viewed in hindsight. It'll be grimly silly - the gloves are off now, and once "King" Trump is out of the way, the Democrats will formalize the end of representative government.
After shrieking about No Kings for years, their very next move will be to install a dictator. And given the late American republic's predilection for nepotism, there's a good chance the second President-for-life will be the offspring of the first. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2026 08:32 AM (BI5O2) They'll install one of the Troons (probably that one from Delaware), so more than likely there will be no biological son to take over. Posted by: XTC at March 30, 2026 08:35 AM (iXqHn) 133
Can you get good Mexican food in Spain?
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 30, 2026 08:35 AM (2Ez/1) 134
More fraud, this time at LAUSD:
The Los Angeles School District IT employee accused of siphoning millions from the district and getting huge kickbacks in return sent incriminating text messages that could put her behind bars for years. A text chain between LAUSD staffer Hong “Grace” Peng and Gautham Sampath obtained by the California Post reveals damning evidence, according to prosecutors. Sampath then routed and laundered more than $3 million in kickbacks back to Peng through various intermediaries, Hochman alleges. According to the criminal complaint, Innive received over $39 million in payments from LAUSD between 2017 and 2023. . . . Best part is that Peng can barely speak English, but she was in charge of the country's largest county's school IT department. Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:35 AM (Suwql) 135
Boss Moss
Nothing makes for an enraged population like very bad policy. The Spanish government is removing the control rods from a reactor running hot. It is an own goal, self-kill, decision. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:36 AM (u82oZ) 136
Democracy is Racist
________ I can't say I'm enamored of the recent "democracy uber alles" trend on the right, or the growing egalitarianism. Our revolution was 1776, not 1789. Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 08:36 AM (AlhUl) 137
Best part is that Peng can barely speak English, but she was in charge of the country's largest county's school IT department. Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:35 AM (Suwql) What are the odds Swalwell was putting a microphallus to her? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX) 139
>According to the criminal complaint, Innive received over $39 million in payments from LAUSD between 2017 and 2023. . . .
It's a write off, Jerry. They just write it off. Posted by: Kramer at March 30, 2026 08:38 AM (2Ez/1) Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 08:40 AM (/+uur) 141
2 new excellent federal Judges will be confirmed for Texas in Austin and El Paso this week. This will hopefully help us with Border control in the future.
Also the Bush Rino Chief Judge of the 6th circuit, Sutton, is retiring. The hack who ruled for Obamacare back in 2009 Posted by: Jonah at March 30, 2026 08:41 AM (YCxFk) 142
Muslim Woman in U.S. Military Says She Won’t Fight Muslims
_______ What are we doing wrong? In the days of the Raj, Mahometans under British command would, and did. Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 08:41 AM (AlhUl) 143
Eeyore
Gotta admit, the US Constitution, if followed, is excellent system software for an advanced civilization. Certainly better than Parliamentary democracy. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:41 AM (u82oZ) 144
Someone stole my SSN, didn't they........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:35 AM (Zz0t1) Yes. Good luck, you will need to venture to an IRS office and meet with a federal lackey in MeatSpace. When you go in take a red ticket, it means you want to make a payment and you will go to the head of the line over the moochers and old farts lined up in there for a hand out with their green tickets. Good luck...bring your checkbook too. Posted by: Been There, Done That at March 30, 2026 08:42 AM (/1l9x) 145
Best part is that Peng can barely speak English, but she was in charge of the country's largest county's school IT department.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:35 AM (Suwql) Peng is asshoe Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 08:42 AM (/+uur) 146
Good luck...bring your checkbook too. Posted by: Been There, Done That at March 30, 2026 08:42 AM (/1l9x) They actually owe me this go-around. That hardly EVER happens. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:42 AM (Zz0t1) 147
>>Christian Toto: Two new horror comedies cast rich elites as satanic (and worse)
Are Audiences Sick of ‘Eat the Rich’ Movies? Who is watching and enjoying these movies? Seems like it's the rich Lefties who fancy themselves Socialists. They are the ones who celebrate movies like Triangle of Sadness, Parasite, Snowpiercer, and The Menu. Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:42 AM (Suwql) 148
126. LOL.
Posted by: Jonah at March 30, 2026 08:43 AM (YCxFk) 149
Netanyahu says actions were not 'malicious,' vows fixes ahead of Easter.
Israel Blocks Catholic Cardinal From Holy Site On Palm Sunday Over Safety Concerns == Cardinal Pizza is a phag. And his shite is retarded. He parades in pali garb, surrounded by balistenians and always trying to stir up trouble. The site has been closed since 2/28 for everybody. Jews could not celebrate their holy days at the Wall, muslims stayed away from al aqsa for thier eid holy day, but Pizzarela ignored all of that and wanted to make a scene. What a phag. Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 08:43 AM (GD0B3) 150
Eeyore
The British Army used small-unit cohesion, pride of regiment, and devotion to the Queen to compel stalwart behavior in the face of combat with cobelievers. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ) 151
Scott Bissent interview with Brian Kilmead, Bissent says that during Covid, Biden administration removed the fraud department in most government agencies so they could send money out for requests quickly and then never brought the departments back. He also said that Minnesota was actually transparent, here’s the address, here’s the amount money sent, go there, it’s an empty store front. California and New York are hiding that info.
Posted by: Jen the original at March 30, 2026 08:44 AM (mZm4x) 152
>>Peng is asshoe
Some Ting Wong, indeed! "Later that year, Peng texts Sampath, “Let’s grab these money first.. Its already in the pocket. Low hanging fruits… let’s get these money… It’ll be good for us.” The complaint shows several payments to various companies all owned by Sampath. At one point the duo discusses setting up the additional entities. “We need to come up with lot of companies,” Sampath says, “at least 3-4 to take out the money… Close to million will be transferred to you… Easy to track unless we are very careful,” he continues. Peng responds, “Should we start another company under a different name?… I can setup a company in HK… China… or Singapore.” Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:44 AM (Suwql) 153
150 Eeyore
The British Army used small-unit cohesion, pride of regiment, and devotion to the Queen to compel stalwart behavior in the face of combat with cobelievers. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ) The Navy used rum sodomy and lashings for the same effect. Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 08:45 AM (/+uur) 154
Well, if Merrick Garland had been confirmed to SCOTUS in 2016, what would this country look like Right now,.
1. Roe would still be in place 2. Massive Federal Gun Control etc... That is why Judges matter Posted by: Jonah at March 30, 2026 08:46 AM (YCxFk) 155
Two new horror comedies cast rich elites as satanic
------ We had several horror comedies that did this more than competently already, and it's hard to see how they can be outdone. DC, NYC, LA... how are you going to beat them? Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2026 08:46 AM (BI5O2) 156
That is why Judges matter Posted by: Jonah at March 30, 2026 08:46 AM (YCxFk) Elections have consequenses. From your local dogcatcher to the President of the United States. Pay attention. Vote. Make it count. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1) 157
Macron, Sanchez Slam Holy Sepulcher Closure, Ignore Iranian Missiles That Necessitated I
== and fucking Socialists, who have no care for muslim invasion of their countries , for hundreds of churches burned and desecrated on their soil by muslims, for christians in other part of the world, all of a sudden are concerned? give me a break.those two p8ssies never misss an opportunity to say something nasty about Isharel, do they. Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3) 158
> 142 Muslim Woman in U.S. Military Says She Won’t Fight Muslims
_______ Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 08:41 AM (AlhUl) That's cool. Enjoy your stay in USDB Leavenworth, sweetie. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 30, 2026 08:47 AM (IG3/x) 159
126 love this idea.
Posted by: Hyacinth at March 30, 2026 08:48 AM (c99AZ) 160
158 > 142 Muslim Woman in U.S. Military Says She Won’t Fight Muslims
_______ Posted by: Eeyore at March 30, 2026 08:41 AM (AlhUl) But has no problem fighting Christians... Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 08:48 AM (ECasK) 161
The British Army used small-unit cohesion, pride of regiment, and devotion to the Queen to compel stalwart behavior in the face of combat with cobelievers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:44 AM (u82oZ) Plus they were men. Not some emotionally driven broad with aunt flo issues. Posted by: Zombie Chinese Gordon at March 30, 2026 08:48 AM (/1l9x) 162
Muslim Woman in U.S. Military Says She Won’t Fight Muslims
Statements like that should be grounds for immediate dismissal once the ten lashes were applied. Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 08:48 AM (BpO1e) 163
Cardinal Pizza is a phag. And his shite is retarded. He parades in pali garb, surrounded by balistenians and always trying to stir up trouble. The site has been closed since 2/28 for everybody. Jews could not celebrate their holy days at the Wall, muslims stayed away from al aqsa for thier eid holy day, but Pizzarela ignored all of that and wanted to make a scene. What a phag.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 08:43 AM (GD0B3) - Pizza's shit, the Pope's, Spain PM's, the SM Catholic "influencers", and a cast of others whose tilt was already known beforehand. Schmucks, the whole lotta them! Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 30, 2026 08:49 AM (1o8D5) 164
But has no problem fighting Christians...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 08:48 AM (ECasK) Her book CALLS for that. It's fine. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1) 165
Pizzaballer and his balestenian terrorist buddies wanted another headline about how bad Ishrael is. now he got it. Pole Leo needs to replace his stupid ass.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 08:49 AM (GD0B3) 166
r hennigantx
Well, the USN, since 1914, can't use two of those. And only sodomy after pbho changed policy. We have to win at sea to get to the bars. The one exception is during a long at-sea time, beer is authorized to be consumed in a whaleboat away from the ship. Pretty tame. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:50 AM (u82oZ) 167
No Kings draw estimated 8 million in largest single-day U.S. nonviolent protest. Weird how it gets so little media attention. Back in 2010, tea party protests were constantly in the news despite being only thousands to tens of thousands at most.
Great turnout! Just over 2% of the entire US population! It keeps growing in size and in the number of issues the crowds are protesting for. Looking forward to No Kings 4. I heard we have a general strike on May 1? Any details yet? Does using a PTO day work or does that defeat the purpose? 1st business day is typically a busy day for my work. Great question! Yes it still counts! In fact id say it counts MORE! You still get paid but your employer loses labor for the day. The history books need to reflect that this president was the worst president in modern history. He not only presided over the end of the United States as the sole superpower and global hegemon, he *actively facilitated* it. That's something literally no other President ever would begin to understand. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 30, 2026 08:50 AM (JCZqz) 168
165 Pizzaballer and his balestenian terrorist buddies wanted another headline about how bad Ishrael is. now he got it. Pole Leo needs to replace his stupid ass.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 08:49 AM (GD0B3) I imagine Leo agrees with him.... Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 08:50 AM (ECasK) 169
My art teacher in grades 1-3 might have been pretty, I don't remember her well. My health teacher in grade 10 was, probably, a 6. All the others were, to my eyes at the time, ancient. Probably in their 50s. LOL.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e) I had a high school teacher, Ms Spinelli, who looked and dressed like a 28 year old Jayne Mansfield with a hard New Yawk accent. Every man and boy in the school lusted after her and one day she said her boyfriend was coming to pick her up after school to go to something of his. So we all ran down to the parking lot to get a glimpse, and up pulls this nasty Harley, and when the guy gets off he’s like six foot twenty with tattoos on all his knuckles, and he’s got a stare that makes you want to apologize for just looking at him. So after that we still lusted after her, but we were kinda scared of her, too. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2026 08:51 AM (ZPDpH) 170
>>A volunteer has been arrested for tampering with the recent special election in Palm Beach (this is the one where a Democrat won in Mar-A-Lago's district).
https://instapundit.com/786085/ They need to re-do the election. Seriously, what's the point of finding it if they let the tainted, obviously unusual results remain? Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:51 AM (Suwql) 171
He knew full well that everything is closed, and did not contact anybody about any special permissions. CLOSED MOFO, there are missiles and stuff. Idiot.
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 08:51 AM (GD0B3) 172
The 'No Kings' things is even stupider then that 'MAGA' thing. Fucking campaign slogans blown up into philosophical, theological, proportions of great silliness. A ridiculous cult.
MAGA: Make America's Genitals Awesome Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 08:51 AM (Fbc0I) 173
No Kings draw estimated 8 million in largest single-day U.S. nonviolent protest. Weird how it gets so little media attention. Back in 2010, tea party protests were constantly in the news despite being only thousands to tens of thousands at most.
Non-violent? Portland PD begs to differ. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1) 174
Non-violent?
Portland PD begs to differ. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1) Don't forget about us Posted by: LA at March 30, 2026 08:52 AM (ECasK) 175
The Pope smokes Dope!
Posted by: Zombie David Peel at March 30, 2026 08:52 AM (oftw2) 176
I imagine Leo agrees with him....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 08:50 AM (ECasK) Stuffed pIzza is Francis' boy. Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 08:52 AM (GD0B3) 177
Senator Mazie Hirono
@maziehirono Donald Trump is not, never will be, and has never been a king. #NoKings 11:55 AM · Mar 28, 2026 Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 08:52 AM (RHGPo) 178
@maziehirono
Donald Trump is not, never will be, and has never been a king. #NoKings 11:55 AM · Mar 28, 2026 Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 08:52 AM (RHGPo) She finally said something truthful. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1) 179
Reddit- ignorant blog rats
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 08:53 AM (ZxPkt) Posted by: Market forces at March 30, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1) 181
🚨 JUST IN: The No Kings protestors are being called out as massive hypocrites after waving COMMUNIST FLAGS in NYC
They don't like kings — but they like straight-up DICTATORS. The dumbest political movement of our lifetime. Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 08:53 AM (RHGPo) 182
Peng. Sampath.
Legal immigrants, like the Somalis. I took a ton of crap here last time I said it, I don't care, and I'll say it again: no more foreigners in America, period. Enough of them. We've got a good supply of our own anti-American criminal undesirables with poor hygiene. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 30, 2026 08:54 AM (BI5O2) 183
They covered the marxist clown parades, and did not cover the huge Iranian rally in DC. typical
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 08:54 AM (GD0B3) 184
>>No Kings draw estimated 8 million in largest single-day U.S. nonviolent protest. Weird how it gets so little media attention. Back in 2010, tea party protests were constantly in the news despite being only thousands to tens of thousands at most.
Heh. First, the estimates keep growing - first six, then seven, now eight million. By next month it will be twelve million!! Weird how it gets so little media attention? PROTEST FATIGUE. We all have it, and the media is too busy worrying about lost audience to flatter you with fawning press. Grow up. Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:54 AM (Suwql) 185
Cold beer vending machine at Dodgers Stadium.
https://x.com/i/status/2038442065055633563 Posted by: Market forces at March 30, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1) $18.25 for a beer? F*ck off. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1) 186
Sponge - F*ck Cancer
Getting the right people to run is the problem. Talented normals are put off by that. I will not stand for a new office, despite the good I did in my old position. Was a reelected incumbent when I left. IMHO, the local GOPe organizations are not helpful, far-sighted, and absolutely not focused on winning the lower elected position. They have no depth. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 08:55 AM (u82oZ) 187
I loved the pro Palestinian , Mexican and Gay flags.....Nothing says America like those.... Patriotism at its highest... And a lot of them were high...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 08:55 AM (ECasK) 188
me Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0 Leftist warrior on TikTok LIVE stated that MAGA supporters’ heads should be removed from their bodies and used gay slurs to insult both women and men. A man who goes by “CasperMcfly” told the host that “every fvcking MAGA supporter should have their head removed from their body.” He then proceeded to insult a veteran who is gay, calling him a “beta-ass, cock-ass-fvcking, boot-licking f*g.” He also said that anyone who identifies as MAGA “is a fvcking b*tch” and referred to women as “cvnts.” After he uploaded a video crying to his followers that he was suspended because the app is biased, he proudly admitted that since he can’t physically attack MAGA supporters, the only thing left is to verbally insult them and he encouraged others to do the same. Of course, he failed to mention that he had wished physical harm on conservatives. https://tinyurl.com/mv62jymz Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 08:55 AM (NpAcC) 189
OMG!! Read some of the comments after the NY Post Left Loves Kings article. Unbelievably unhinged. "Trump is a dummy, Trump is destabilizing the world, he's a grifter, a felon!!" And on and on. If the Dems win the midterms, this country is done. These people are incurable.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 30, 2026 08:55 AM (5xuJ/) 190
I find it very hard to believe that there were 8 million no kings protesters over the weekend.... divide by 10
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 30, 2026 08:56 AM (xT8gx) 191
Voter ID Vindicated By Obama Judge
There will be photo voter ID in the State of North Carolina... Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 08:56 AM (RHGPo) 192
> No Kings draw estimated 8 million in largest single-day U.S. nonviolent protest.
---- okay so how are things different, here on the day after? to me, 8 million high school drama club rejects spent their weekend acting out sound and fury, signifying nothing Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 08:57 AM (ZxPkt) 193
MAGA: Make America's Genitals Awesome
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 08:51 AM (Fbc0I) Um. We already ARE awesome. - Florida Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 30, 2026 08:57 AM (FmapG) 194
The evil impulse doesn't shy from using falsehood to spread hate.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 30, 2026 08:57 AM (RIvkX) 195
"A recent book challenges humans’ common ancestry with primates.
More Man Than Ape" Interesting theory. Provable? I suggest it's no more provable than has been the search for the 'missing link' species that both humans and chimps plus bonobos evolved from. Why? If all primates evolved from ancestor species that lived in Central Africa ten or more million years ago, the hunt for fossils is likely fruitless. Fossilization (minerals replacing organic bones that were buried beneath rock erosion deposits) is unlikely in long-existing wet terrains. Millions of years of being buried in decaying vegetation is not conducive to fossilization of bones. In other words, in equatorial Africa. Posted by: Gref at March 30, 2026 08:58 AM (5rh/l) 196
I still remember that one of the left's biggest complaints about Trump's years ago was thst he wasn't being authoritarian enough.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 30, 2026 08:59 AM (GD7iS) 197
> They don't like kings — but they like straight-up DICTATORS.
The dumbest political movement of our lifetime. ---------- The organizers of those "protests," the ones who funded them, certainly knew what they were doing when they purchased those flags for the nutjobs to wave. They're sending a message. I believe them. Communist dictators are exactly what they want. And will likely get if permitted. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 09:00 AM (AkEZC) 198
>> JUST IN: The No Kings protestors are being called out as massive hypocrites after waving COMMUNIST FLAGS in NYC
When the whole thing was planned and paid for by communists what did people expect? Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 09:00 AM (viF8m) 199
Seriously, these people should march around carrying signs that read DOWN WITH THE THING!
would make about as much sense Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 09:00 AM (ZxPkt) 200
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Reading these makes me fear we are doomed... Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 09:00 AM (ECasK) 201
Well, if Merrick Garland had been confirmed to SCOTUS in 2016, what would this country look like Right now,.
1. Roe would still be in place 2. Massive Federal Gun Control etc... -- I'll say it again: He was the 5th vote to make FCC and FEC regulations of the news constitutional. "Fake news" was coined by Hillary to lay the groundwork for regulations they'd already drafted to prevent "misinformation." Among those were: - all websites would require either actual, verified name or verification of identity by the owner (which list subject to inspection w/o warrant) - all website owners who disseminate or discuss news must register as a reporter (real name/address/etc.) - all website owners would be required to moderate all comments to prevent "misinformation." This site, and any that wasn't hard left, would be gone. All of this was being discussed, it wasn't idle talk. And all of those rules will snap in place the second the Dems control all branches again. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 30, 2026 09:00 AM (HXT0k) 202
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Posted by: SMOD at March 30, 2026 09:01 AM (RHGPo) 203
Gref
DNA analysis of chimps, bonobos, and other species listed say he is all wet. Chimps, bonobos, and man share a common ancestor. Full stop. Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 30, 2026 09:03 AM (u82oZ) 204
And it wasn't the biggest protest in US history. Earth Day 1970 when the US population was significantly smaller and fewer illegals had more that twice the number of participants.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 30, 2026 09:03 AM (viF8m) 205
estimated 8 million "
Well, I estimate it at ... stupid. So there. Estimates are just that. Nothing more. Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:03 AM (XuXeR) 206
202 Viral Pageant Nightmare: Thai Teen Beauty Queen’s Fake Teeth Fall Out Mid-Speech During Live Broadcast
Posted by: SMOD I never have that embarrassing problem! Posted by: Polly Gripp at March 30, 2026 09:04 AM (oftw2) 207
Judge Jessica Fehrenbach released an 18-year-old felon.
FOUR days later, he was charged with shooting someone dead. JAIL THE JUDGES. https://tinyurl.com/2cz8mpn6 Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:04 AM (Kksvc) Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:05 AM (XuXeR) 209
Judge Jessica Fehrenbach released an 18-year-old felon.
FOUR days later, he was charged with shooting someone dead. JAIL THE JUDGES. https://tinyurl.com/2cz8mpn6 Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:04 AM (Kksvc) Democrats want chaos. Democrats want you to die. Democrats want you to beg them to do something. Democrats want martial law. Democrats want your guns. Democrats want to be king. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 09:05 AM (Zz0t1) 210
DNA analysis of chimps, bonobos, and other species listed say he is all wet. Chimps, bonobos, and man share a common ancestor. Full stop.
Posted by: NaCly Dog Heh, you want be monkey-be monkey! Me no monkey! Posted by: The Wild Man Of Borneo at March 30, 2026 09:06 AM (oftw2) 211
>@CityofGolden
· Mar 28 There's been an increase in traffic collisions between vehicles, pedestrians, bicyclists, and motorcycles. Watch out for one another, and decrease distractions both as a driver and as a pedestrian or cyclist crossing the street. ---- imagine that in a state where pot and 'shrooms are legal huh Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 09:06 AM (ZxPkt) 212
Judge Jessica Fehrenbach released an 18-year-old felon.
FOUR days later, he was charged with shooting someone dead. JAIL THE JUDGES." So more 1930's Spain. A perceived out of control judiciary, and... Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:07 AM (XuXeR) 213
Here's an actual set of quotes from an older, white female "No Kings" protester:
------------- Interviewer: “Why do you think there’s not a lot of black people here?” Protester: “Because a lot of them are afraid of being arrested. And they don’t wanna get arrested. They can’t afford it. They can’t afford the lawyers. They can’t afford the time off from work. And they’re afraid.” Interviewer: “Do you think black people are less likely to protest because they’re afraid of getting arrested?” Protester: “Yeah, I do. Because they know they’ll get arrested more than white people.” Interviewer: “What about voter ID laws? A lot of people say that suppresses the black vote.” Protester: “Yeah, because a lot of black people don’t have IDs. They don’t drive. They don’t have cars. They use public transportation.” Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 09:08 AM (AkEZC) 214
imagine that
in a state where pot and 'shrooms are legal huh" "Thank God we're not liable" /smahtphone makers Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:08 AM (XuXeR) 215
>>>Seriously, these people should march around carrying signs that read DOWN WITH THE THING!
>The THING IS A FINK! Suckers. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 09:08 AM (Fbc0I) 216
My Mistake. No Senate for two more weeks, as these slackers are on break for Easter Holiday. What is the point?
Posted by: Jonah at March 30, 2026 09:10 AM (YCxFk) 217
imagine that
in a state where pot and 'shrooms are legal huh Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 09:06 AM (ZxPkt) Kid riding his motorcycle a couple weeks ago was riding along at the speed limit in the right hand lane when the car in the left lane just decided he needed to turn left, slammed on the brakes and jerked left. Kid t-boned the car, flew over and wound up with broken bones and a lacerated liver. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 09:12 AM (Zz0t1) 219
Spain has closed its airspace to flights involved in the United States’ Operation Epic Fury against Iran’s Islamic regime, the Spanish newspaper El País reported on Monday, with the NATO ally specifically tracking U.S. aircraft.
== Spain is asshoe. Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 09:12 AM (GD0B3) 220
8 million in blue States and Blue urban areas! how does that change the electoral college
Posted by: Jonah at March 30, 2026 09:12 AM (YCxFk) 221
I freely confess that I'd be perfectly happy if Donald Trump became King and we could dispense with Congress and the Courts for the remaining two-plus years and set about restoring the Republic.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 30, 2026 09:14 AM (E2lD7) Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:14 AM (Kksvc) 223
8 Gerontillion adult toddlers and paid communist agitators.
Posted by: A Nomad Of The Time Streams at March 30, 2026 09:15 AM (kLUcw) 224
8 BillLIon PeOple!1
Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 09:15 AM (GD0B3) 225
Here's an actual set of quotes from an older, white female "No Kings" protester:
------------- Interviewer: “Why do you think there’s not a lot of black people here?” Protester: “Because a lot of them are afraid of being arrested. And they don’t wanna get arrested. They can’t afford it. They can’t afford the lawyers. They can’t afford the time off from work. And they’re afraid.” Interviewer: “Do you think black people are less likely to protest because they’re afraid of getting arrested?” Protester: “Yeah, I do. Because they know they’ll get arrested more than white people.” Interviewer: “What about voter ID laws? A lot of people say that suppresses the black vote.” Protester: “Yeah, because a lot of black people don’t have IDs. They don’t drive. They don’t have cars. They use public transportation.” Posted by: Martini Farmer Racist much chica? Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:15 AM (Kksvc) 226
“Yeah, because a lot of black people don’t have IDs. They don’t drive. They don’t have cars. They use public transportation.”
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 09:08 AM (AkEZC How do they carry home the watermelons and chicken? Thanks for sharing the stupidity. MS Now - organizers: 8 million marched. Prove it. And even if they did. So what? Worldwide Covid protests were unreported and tech suppressed. Unless buildings and people burn, no one cares or notices after 3 days. Posted by: Stateless - Day 10 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 30, 2026 09:16 AM (Sco7b) 227
Their ‘Tax the Rich’ campaign targets millionaires, but Democratic Socialists of America lefties are now pushing for a slew of tax hikes that would slam middle-class New Yorkers.
The party’s NYC chapter is asking potential candidates seeking its endorsement if they will back hiking income taxes for individuals making more than $300,000 — three times less than the $1 million threshold socialist Mayor Mamdani campaigned on. It does seem like every Progressive taxing idea starts with a theoretical magical number (Millionaires and Billionaires) and then quickly adds in about 50% of the upper middle class. Same as every Progressive Program is going to cost X to start and fix the problem and then becomes 10X when viewed over the first few years. Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 09:18 AM (/+uur) 228
@mazemoore
In 2023 Gavin Newsom did what he called a "Red State" tour and visited Alabama, Florida and a few other red states. Newsom's [whore] wife said she brought her children to the red states so they could learn about racism, sexism, and bullying first hand. (word in brackets is my edit, not the author's @mazemoore) Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 09:18 AM (Dv3i1) 229
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Reading these makes me fear we are doomed... Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 09:00 AM (ECasK) Just read the comments following that NY Post article on No Kings, and you'll be absolutely convinced. Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 30, 2026 09:19 AM (5xuJ/) Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:19 AM (XuXeR) 231
MAGS
@TAftermath2020 Now this is an organic March! Thousands of pro-America Iranians marching in DC in support of Trump! https://tinyurl.com/4cey9f3j Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 09:19 AM (NpAcC) 232
My Mistake. No Senate for two more weeks, as these slackers are on break for Easter Holiday. What is the point?
Posted by: Jonah Actual work in Chamber - 79 days a year. Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:20 AM (Kksvc) 233
200 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 30, 2026 08:50 AM (JCZqz)
Reading these makes me fear we are doomed... Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 09:00 AM (ECasK) Remember that most Redditors these days are Euros. (Who can’t stop talking about the US). Europe is doomed, certainly. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 30, 2026 09:20 AM (ZPDpH) 234
and other shouting “f–k you” at apparent pro-Trump demonstrators who were carrying flags and automatic weapons.
and so it begins?? Posted by: toby928(c) at March 30, 2026 09:20 AM (4NO2D) 235
Actual work in Chamber - 79 days a year.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:20 AM (Kksvc) Being able to commit fraud and insider trading to become independently wealthy? Priceless........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 30, 2026 09:21 AM (Zz0t1) 236
They need to re-do the election.
Seriously, what's the point of finding it if they let the tainted, obviously unusual results remain? Posted by: Lizzy at March 30, 2026 08:51 AM (Suwql) The important part of the post... "Investigators worry that the encryption — used for training — could be reverse engineered and used to tamper with voter registration" Good that they caught the guy, good that they found a potential weakness, but no evidence that the special election was tampered with. Pretty sure it would be up to the House to order a re-do since the Dem was already declared the winner. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e) 237
231 MAGS
@TAftermath2020 Now this is an organic March! Thousands of pro-America Iranians marching in DC in support of Trump! https://tinyurl.com/4cey9f3j Posted by: redridinghood at March 30, 2026 09:19 AM (NpAcC) Probably counted those in with the 8 million No kings... Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 09:22 AM (ECasK) 238
232 My Mistake. No Senate for two more weeks, as these slackers are on break for Easter Holiday. What is the point?
Posted by: Jonah Thune is doing an excellent job at proving his senate has no more justification to exist. Posted by: Ordinary American at March 30, 2026 09:22 AM (E2lD7) 239
It just goes to show the sway the media has over the narrative about disenfranchised minorities and voter ID laws.
That old white woman may, or may not believe that shit, but it's right in line with the left's narrative. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 09:23 AM (AkEZC) 240
"Investigators worry that the encryption — used for training — could be reverse engineered and used to tamper with voter registration"
If "it could", then "it was". And nothing will happen... Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:23 AM (XuXeR) 241
No Kings draw estimated 8 million in largest single-day U.S. nonviolent protest. Weird how it gets so little media attention.
That person's reality filter is top of the line. Even I'm impressed by it. Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 09:23 AM (BpO1e) 242
Listening to some national radio news over the weekend, heard there's a poll claiming 40% of American women aged 15-44 want to relocate to a foreign country.
Your terms are acceptable! Might I suggest the communist utopia of North Korea? Posted by: ShainS at March 30, 2026 09:24 AM (2Y1NN) 243
heard there's a poll claiming 40% of American women aged 15-44 want to relocate to a foreign country."
Can I donate? Posted by: man at March 30, 2026 09:25 AM (XuXeR) 244
@TheBabylonBee
Pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible https://buff.ly/tWfpECv Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 09:26 AM (Dv3i1) 245
244 @TheBabylonBee
Pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War So Long As You Don’t Count Moses, David, Joshua, Elijah, Saul, Gideon, Samson, Or Anyone Else In Bible https://buff.ly/tWfpECv Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 09:26 AM (Dv3i1) That's a good one... Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 09:26 AM (ECasK) 246
"heard there's a poll claiming 40% of American women aged 15-44 want to relocate to a foreign country."
Yet they never do. Interesting. It seems they'd rather fulfill their sacred destiny to bitch. Posted by: Ordinary American at March 30, 2026 09:26 AM (E2lD7) Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 30, 2026 09:27 AM (Dv3i1) 248
Just read the comments following that NY Post article on No Kings, and you'll be absolutely convinced.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy I expect NYC residents to start calling Mayor Jihadi Pharaoh or Emperor Hirohito. Posted by: rickb223 at March 30, 2026 09:27 AM (Kksvc) 249
> heard there's a poll claiming 40% of American women aged 15-44 want to relocate to a foreign country.
---------- Someone sounds.... concerned. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 30, 2026 09:27 AM (AkEZC) 250
249 > heard there's a poll claiming 40% of American women aged 15-44 want to relocate to a foreign country.
15 ? Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 09:28 AM (ECasK) 251
pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War
== Did he just diss the crusades ? lol Posted by: runner at March 30, 2026 09:28 AM (GD0B3) 252
243 heard there's a poll claiming 40% of American women aged 15-44 want to relocate to a foreign country."
So where does The Paolo live? As for those women? Wait until they learn that they can't just show up in a foreign country and get free handouts. Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 09:29 AM (BpO1e) 253
Listening to some national radio news over the weekend, heard there's a poll claiming 40% of American women aged 15-44 want to relocate to a foreign country.
- 40% of American women aged 15-44 will claim that they want to relocate to a foreign country. - 40% of American women aged 15-44 will claim that they want to live in a world without men. - 40% of American women aged 15-44 will claim that they want to be boss babes. - 40% of American women aged 15-44 don't even know who their Senators are. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 30, 2026 09:29 AM (ExV1e) 254
other shouting “f–k you” at apparent pro-Trump demonstrators who were carrying flags and automatic weapons.
There'll be an extra tin of herring in the writer's paybox this week. Posted by: Big Penguin at March 30, 2026 09:29 AM (0sNs1) 255
251 pope Leo Explains God Does Not Listen To People Who Wage War
So he's talking about the Iranian Mullahs ... Posted by: It's me donna at March 30, 2026 09:29 AM (ECasK) Posted by: r hennigantx at March 30, 2026 09:31 AM (/+uur) 257
Pope Bob should stay in his lane
Posted by: Don Black at March 30, 2026 09:31 AM (ZxPkt) 258
253: I used to have a different nic, you have an excellent point.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 30, 2026 09:31 AM (BpO1e) 259
This latest batch of Popes don't know much about scripture or history. Just socialism and subjugation. Nice gig.
Aquinas is rolling around in his tomb. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 30, 2026 09:37 AM (Fbc0I) Processing 0.04, elapsed 0.0501 seconds. |
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