Jonathan Turley: Florida Grand Jury May Finally Reveal the Truth of the RussiaGate Criminal Conspiracy -- and Maybe the Consequences, Too

The Pine-Scented Druid Philosopher James Comey has been subpoenaed.

I don't know if any of this will result in anything, but my stars, I need some hope.

This week, we learned that the probe into the Russian conspiracy theory in Florida is moving forward with the disclosure that former FBI Director James Comey has been subpoenaed. What is different in this probe is that it is pursuing the real Russia conspiracy -- the creation of a false narrative to kneecap the first Trump administration.
At issue is what could be the greatest political hit job in history. Of course, the growing evidence of this conspiracy continues to be buried by one of its key components: the media. Nevertheless, the "truth will out," and it appears to be coming out in Florida.
Headed by Jason A. Reding Quiñones, the U.S. attorney for the Southern District of Florida, the investigation is building on information uncovered by House and Senate committees that was long buried by the Biden administration. That evidence appears to show a knowing effort to manufacture a Russian conspiracy hoax at the urging of Hillary Clinton's 2016 presidential campaign.
Ironically, the Washington Post and the New York Times received Pulitzer Prizes for their reporting promoting this Russian conspiracy hoax. The media spent years in wall-to-wall coverage of disproven allegations, including many claims made in the debunked Steele Dossier that had been secretly funded by the Clinton campaign.
The true Pulitzer Prize-worthy story was staring the media in the face the whole time: a conspiracy to create a false conspiracy narrative to elect Clinton and later to derail the Trump administration. The latter effort succeeded with help from top intelligence figures.
...
Shortly before the 2016 presidential election, Peter Strzok, a key figure in the investigation, texted FBI lawyer Lisa Page to assure her "that there's no way [Trump] gets elected," adding that they "can't take that risk." He added that they had it all in hand because "It's like an insurance policy in the unlikely event you die before you're 40."
In fact, whether it was known to Strzok or not, there was an insurance policy in the works. In July 2016, then-CIA Director John Brennan briefed President Barack Obama on Hillary Clinton's alleged "plan" to tie then-candidate Donald Trump to Russia as "a means of distracting the public from her use of a private email server."
Brennan is believed to be a target of the current investigation, including possible perjury before Congress.
In reality, within days of that briefing on how Clinton would create this conspiracy theory, the investigation began, just as the Clinton campaign hoped it would.
Early on, the FBI was told by the CIA that its sources -- and the Steele dossier -- were unreliable. However, key FBI officials continued the surveillance and the investigation targeting the Trump campaign and key figures. One official later pleaded guilty to lying to the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act court to continue surveillance without an evidentiary basis.
At the end of 2016, a CIA assessment found that "Russian and criminal actors did not impact recent U.S. election results by conducting malicious cyber activities against election infrastructure." That presidential daily brief was scheduled to be published on Dec. 9, 2016, but the office of James Clapper, Obama's Director of National Intelligence, reportedly stopped the publication "based on some new guidance."
Clapper later joined Obama, along with John Brennan, Susan Rice, John Kerry, Loretta Lynch, Andrew McCabe, and others, in a meeting that would ultimately inject the debunked theory directly into the media.
...
Back in 2016, the rewritten assessment was quickly leaked to an eagerly awaiting media. It was the perfect hit job carried out by top Obama administration officials at the very end of their time in power .
In testimony on May 23, 2017, Brennan claimed that the Steele dossier "wasn't part of the corpus of intelligence information that we had. It was not in any way used as a basis for the intelligence community assessment that was done."
Yet the declassified material appears to contradict that sworn statement. Brennan allegedly not only discussed the dossier but also insisted upon its inclusion in the new assessment Obama had requested.
Brennan and his handpicked team went to extraordinary lengths to revive the conspiracy theory that they knew was the original objective of the Clinton campaign.
Analysts complained that the reliance on the Steele Dossier "ran counter to fundamental tradecraft principles and ultimately undermined the credibility of a key judgment." One CIA analyst told investigators that Brennan "refused to remove it, and when confronted with the dossier's main flaws, [Brennan] responded, 'Yes, but doesn't it ring true?'"
...
None of this will get anyone a Pulitzer, because the politics is wrong. However, it might just force the truth into the open. With Democrats promising to resume impeachments and investigations if they retake power in the midterms, it would be useful for the public to have a full understanding of what actually occurred last time.
It is time for the public to learn whether top Obama officials and the media pulled off the greatest political hoax in history

John Brennan may be indicted for perjury. He repeatedly testified under oath that the now-heavily-discredited Steele Dossier formed no part of his fake report implicating Trump in RUSSIAN collusion, but in contemporaneous documents, he says he fought for the inclusion of the fake dossier in the report:

CIA Records: Dossier Included by Brennan in 2017 Russia Intelligence Reporthttps://t.co/CciAYTSdu5

VIDEO: But Brennan tells Congress Dossier NOT included in 2017 Russia Intelligence report.

00:50 critical exchange https://t.co/Dkbqos1CP5
— Catherine Herridge (@C__Herridge) March 25, 2026

Meanwhile: Paul Sperry says justice is coming for Ciaramella and his handler, the IG who fast-tracked his hearsay claims into an IG investigation, ignoring department rules to do so.

DEVELOPING: Atkinson will soon be in for a reckoning, along with Ciaramella ... developing ... https://t.co/O5509LhPKz
— Paul Sperry (@paulsperry_) March 26, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:10 PM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:11 PM (5bGGs)

2 Consequences?

The HELLS you say.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:11 PM (5bGGs)

3 Eat my dust, Blade!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 02:11 PM (2UnvF)

4 Dang

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 02:12 PM (2UnvF)

5 First!

Posted by: The Second Sphinx at March 27, 2026 02:12 PM (vhFJq)

6 i don't know if any of this will result in anything, but my stars, I need some hope.

Hahahahahahaha!

Posted by: Republican Administration at March 27, 2026 02:13 PM (peE+y)

7 Clapper later joined Obama, along with John Brennan, Susan Rice, John Kerry, Loretta Lynch, Andrew McCabe, and others, in a meeting that would ultimately inject the debunked theory directly into the media.

...

This list at the gallows would be a good start.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:13 PM (5bGGs)

8 A little selfish but I always want to see my Brennan Skull accompany these Brennan Threads.

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 02:13 PM (45LId)

9 If Brennan wasn't a complete ninny he would have stopped making those incriminating appearances on MSWOW a long time ago.

Where the hell are his lawyers?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2026 02:14 PM (fhCge)

10 Process. Painful, drawn out, embarrassing, expensive process, whether they get convicted or not.

Let them be on the wrong side against an entity with 25K lawyers and unlimited budget for once.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 02:15 PM (4NO2D)

11 It's been observed that we need to make a practice of holding Congressional hearings in red states, so when the Deep Staters perjure themselves. they can be tried in a jurisdiction other than the District of Columbia, which will never, ever, vote to convict a Democrat.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 27, 2026 02:15 PM (n1OCj)

12 For those who have been 29 for a while now, remember when the left/media used to make stories about Nat Sec types engaging in a coup here in the US based on false charges an incoming reformist politician was in fact colluding with Russia?

This whole incident would be comical if it wasn't so serious.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 02:15 PM (sKqQm)

13 What is funny is all this effort just led to these clowns getting bodied out of their own party and the GOP increasingly being taken over by Trump and his allies.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (8avO+)

14 If the past is any indication, no point in holding my breath.

Posted by: huerfano at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (98kQX)

15 I would like to hear about Comey getting rogered in a federal pen somewhere. Then being found unalive in his dank cell.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (abIsI)

16 If Brennan wasn't a complete ninny he would have stopped making those incriminating appearances on MSWOW a long time ago.

This is how he keeps his rice bowl full. And he believes he is in no danger whatsoever.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (sKqQm)

17 Oh, I remember Atkinson. He's the one that changed the Whstleblower rules at the 11th hour.

Posted by: Orson at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (dIske)

18 Not that I'm happy to say it, but Paul Sperry is wrong. No... Ciaramella will not have a reckoning. He just won't... We'll see pigs flying before Ciaramella or Comey or Brennan or Hillary or any of these lawbreakers face justice... DC is too broken for any of that to happen.

But I'm glad the truth is being put out there... that's the best we can hope for

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (xT8gx)

19 >>For those who have been 29 for a while now, remember when the left/media used to make stories about Nat Sec types engaging in a coup here in the US based on false charges an incoming reformist politician was in fact colluding with Russia?

Colluding with Russia was Ted Kennedy's 3rd favorite activity.

It only lost out to Sexual Assault and Murder.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 02:17 PM (W7FsI)

20 "Soon..."

Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 27, 2026 02:18 PM (7qj9z)

21 If Brennan wasn't a complete ninny he would have stopped making those incriminating appearances on MSWOW a long time ago.

Where the hell are his lawyers?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2026 02:14 PM (fhCge)

Didn't he already skip to a non-extradition country?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:18 PM (5bGGs)

22 Beware of him, and obey his voice, provoke him not; for he will not pardon your transgressions: for my name is in him.

Posted by: Lord Comey at March 27, 2026 02:18 PM (Fbc0I)

23 We should be rebuilding the Washington DC gallows and these people should be on it.

But yeah, let’s give Democrats control of the government again. That way, the can really stick it to the American people.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 27, 2026 02:18 PM (0JFNc)

24 I am not a huge fan of some of Trump's actions or commentaries. But why do I generally support him? Because of the treasonous actions of those who were involved in this and the violations of the Constitution as in the previous post.

Trump is not an angel, and the GOPe certainly has its share of vipers that you cannot trust. But I am very grateful that I don't live anywhere near the enclaves where these loathsome cockroaches exist, lest I see one of them and decide to become Paul Kersey.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 27, 2026 02:18 PM (a/dOO)

25 From corrupt judge thread:

167

Has AOP checked in yet?

Posted by: four seasons at March 27, 2026 01:53 PM (3ek7K)

I saw this morning that he wrote he was in Tonopah NV.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:19 PM (QGaXH)

26 Dow Jones Industrial Average (^DJI)

45,253.41 -706.70 (-1.54%)
As of 2:19:11 PM EDT. Market Open.

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 27, 2026 02:19 PM (4NO2D)

27 I find it ironic that a confirmed Gus Hall voter like Brennan would not have been allowed to mop the floors at the CIA in saner times, but he was allowed to run the place under Obama.

But then again, I find it even more ironic that 8 years after 9-11 America elected a president whose middle name is Hussein.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2026 02:19 PM (fhCge)

28
I saw this morning that he wrote he was in Tonopah NV.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:19 PM (QGaXH)

He responded in the last thread.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:19 PM (5bGGs)

29 But then again, I find it even more ironic that 8 years after 9-11 America elected a president whose middle name is Hussein.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2026 02:19 PM (fhCge)

And NYC elected a muslham mayor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:20 PM (5bGGs)

30 >>I saw this morning that he wrote he was in Tonopah NV.

Just give him
Weed
Whites
and, Wine

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 02:20 PM (W7FsI)

31 *just

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:20 PM (5bGGs)

32 Yep, In Tonopah, NV, on the road again in a few minutes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 27, 2026 02:06 PM (CMKMQ)

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 02:20 PM (2UnvF)

33 If Brennan wasn't a complete ninny he would have stopped making those incriminating appearances on MSWOW a long time ago.

This is how he keeps his rice bowl full. And he believes he is in no danger whatsoever.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (sKqQm)

If Trump was half as bad as they squeal about, these guys would have been whacked ages ago.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 27, 2026 02:20 PM (dK+Kv)

34 Posted by: TACO 47 at March 27, 2026 02:20 PM (garzd)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 27, 2026 02:21 PM (5bGGs)

35 Apparently the Funding is back on for the Trolls.

Posted by: garrett at March 27, 2026 02:21 PM (W7FsI)

36 Shut up, dunce.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 02:21 PM (4NO2D)

37 Dow Jones Industrial Average (^DJI)

45,253.41 -706.70 (-1.54%)
As of 2:19:11 PM EDT. Market Open.
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 27, 2026 02:19 PM (4NO2D)

I remember when the DOW was 850. It was in 1987

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 02:21 PM (8avO+)

38 Hey TACO,
Your Mom just called and said you got her pregnant again.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 02:22 PM (abIsI)

39 Is this one of those 'the wheels grind slowly, but fine' kind of posts?

JackStraw's doing his damndest to convince me something - more than nothing - might happen. Events are curving in his direction. Slowly.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 27, 2026 02:22 PM (G1ktt)

40 Just give him
Weed
Whites
and, Wine
Posted by: garrett

Livin' on
Reds
Vitamin C
and, Cocaine

Posted by: Zombie Jerry Garcia at March 27, 2026 02:22 PM (KAi1n)

41
I remember when the DOW was 850. It was in 1987
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 02:21 PM (8avO+)

When it crashed after 9/11, it was 7,000.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:22 PM (5bGGs)

42 Your Mom just called and said you got her pregnant again.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 02:22 PM (abIsI)

It's Ok. She mainlines the Morning After Pill.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 27, 2026 02:23 PM (5bGGs)

43 Nothing will happen, but hopefully that nothing will last expensively for the Bolsheviks until January 2028.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 27, 2026 02:23 PM (4NO2D)

44 If Brennan wasn't a complete ninny he would have stopped making those incriminating appearances on MSWOW a long time ago.

Where the hell are his lawyers?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 27, 2026 02:14 PM (fhCge)

Reminding him he needs to keep making the appearances so he can pay their retainers?

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 27, 2026 02:23 PM (G1ktt)

45 Not that I'm happy to say it, but Paul Sperry is wrong. No... Ciaramella will not have a reckoning. He just won't... We'll see pigs flying before Ciaramella or Comey or Brennan or Hillary or any of these lawbreakers face justice... DC is too broken for any of that to happen.

But I'm glad the truth is being put out there... that's the best we can hope for
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 27, 2026 02:16 PM (xT8gx)

I've said it for quite a long time that I think DC is irreparably broken. Allen G is right. It should be burned down.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2026 02:24 PM (g8Ew8)

46 The woods remember the path you didn't take. And they will lead you there if you forget why you turned back.

Posted by: Comeyfucius Says at March 27, 2026 02:24 PM (45LId)

47 Assuming it's not already deleted, the TACO post at 30 shows the lack of comprehension. We know that some people are "too important" to ever have a reckoning (ie, Hillary). However, discrediting them into dust is a bigger punishment to them than an indictment ever would be.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 27, 2026 02:24 PM (a/dOO)

48
Clapper is using the Biden defense -- that he was too pathetic and stupid to be held responsible for his actions.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 02:25 PM (mS8PE)

49 Consequences? I want retribution. Consequences might be no TV past 10PM. Retribution is different. Much different.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 02:25 PM (AkEZC)

50 The story seems like a re-run from last year. But maybe this time it will turn into something. Also, the Browns may be Super Bowl contenders this season.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 27, 2026 02:25 PM (2ap+5)

51 WILLIN'

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=RNqv85coyTw

Posted by: LITTLE FEAT at March 27, 2026 02:26 PM (W7FsI)

52 I've said it for quite a long time that I think DC is irreparably broken. Allen G is right. It should be burned down.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2026 02:24 PM (g8Ew

Break off bits and scatter them all over. Its 2026 you don't need to all have the same commute as every other bureau.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 02:26 PM (8avO+)

53 Florida Man to the rescue!

Posted by: 29Victor at March 27, 2026 02:26 PM (0MjtC)

54 Chaos Erupts as House Leaders Reject Senate-Passed Bill to Fund DHS as Senators Flee DC for Two-Week Recess

Bring back duelling or general mob beating.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 02:27 PM (abIsI)

55 From previous thread:

234 "Post 60 - Nasty piece of work.....and the post wasn't too nice either....."

Post 60 is by Martini Farmer. Maybe next time post the hash instead?
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 27, 2026 02:10 PM (cO6oP)

Will Robinson - thank you for the advice. I'll try to comply in the future.

Martini Farmer - My apologies! My comment wasn't directed at you but at a subsequently deleted post which caused renumbering.

I do wish the powers above would just write 'deleted' instead of completely deleting and renumbering.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:28 PM (QGaXH)

56 Clapper is using the Biden defense -- that he was too pathetic and stupid to be held responsible for his actions.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 02:25 PM (mS8PE)

Since he was/is a commie, he may have a point.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 02:30 PM (8avO+)

57 Is the nothing will happen guy here?

Posted by: Inogame at March 27, 2026 02:30 PM (53oGX)

58 56 Bring back duelling or general mob beating.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 02:27 PM (abIsI)

The problem with "Make it legal for me to kill people" is that the people you want to kill aren't going to be on board with making it legal.

Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 02:30 PM (FpHTM)

59
I hate a lot of these people. Like, A LOT. But John Brennan is at the top of my list. I hope to see him suffer real consequences for his crimes.

Posted by: American Hawkman at March 27, 2026 02:30 PM (6so3e)

60 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at March 27, 2026 02:30 PM (aVB2+)

61 I've said it for quite a long time that I think DC is irreparably broken. Allen G is right. It should be burned down.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 27, 2026 02:24 PM

Correct...they are all swine.

Posted by: Ham N Eggers Ham N Eggers at March 27, 2026 02:30 PM (AknkO)

62 Odds that at least one out of four of the slimeballs mentioned in the post will face a serious consequence?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 02:31 PM (n5tGW)

63 Odds that at least one out of four of the slimeballs mentioned in the post will face a serious consequence?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 02:31 PM (n5tGW)

They already are - Trump is in charge, and winning on all fronts. Even Russia told Iran to quit, and China.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 02:32 PM (8avO+)

64 61
I hate a lot of these people. Like, A LOT. But John Brennan is at the top of my list. I hope to see him suffer real consequences for his crimes.
Posted by: American Hawkman

He should be drawn and quartered.

Posted by: Alejandro Mayorkas at March 27, 2026 02:32 PM (abIsI)

65 I'll believe it only when I see it old cat.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 02:34 PM (n5tGW)

66 59
I hate a lot of these people. Like, A LOT. But John Brennan is at the top of my list. I hope to see him suffer real consequences for his crimes.
Posted by: American Hawkman at March 27, 2026 02:30 PM (6so3e)

Brennan and the Pedodesta brothers.

Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 02:34 PM (FpHTM)

67 He should be drawn and quartered.
Posted by: Alejandro Mayorkas

Careful what you wish for, bud.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 02:35 PM (Dv3i1)

68 Posted by: TACO 47 at March 27, 2026 02:20 PM (garzd)

Ace's beat is the mainstream media. As real news makes its way there, well, sucks to be you.

Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2026 02:35 PM (z0cWr)

69 Russia Gate mkght be up their with the biggest lies perpetrated on the public.
A scam from the Democrats and their Propaganda Ministry as well as the FBI and CIA.

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 02:35 PM (Ia/+0)

70 > Martini Farmer - My apologies! My comment wasn't directed at you but at a subsequently deleted post which caused renumbering.

I do wish the powers above would just write 'deleted' instead of completely deleting and renumbering.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)
----------
*shrugs*

I write comments that sometimes people misinterpret, or they disagree (violently) with and bitch at me or claim I'm stupid. That's different. Those people have issues.

Typos, or whatever... meh. No big deal.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 02:36 PM (AkEZC)

71 Regarding the side entries, just think if Tolkien had kept the ring vague in "The Hobbit." He could have added another seventeen chapters to LOTR explaining, in detail, how it wasn't just a nice ring but a pretty great one.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 27, 2026 02:36 PM (CHHv1)

72
"A Houthi spokesperson says the Yemeni Armed Forces will issue an “important statement” in the coming hours"

awesome, looking forward to this, I suggest they all gather in one place to make this very important statement!

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 02:38 PM (GD0B3)

73 69 Russia Gate mkght be up their with the biggest lies perpetrated on the public.
A scam from the Democrats and their Propaganda Ministry as well as the FBI and CIA.
Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 02:35 PM (Ia/+0)

Don't forget the January 6 "insurrection." The narrative was concocted, and the stage set and manipulated, before the first non-fed protester even showed up in DC.

Posted by: They have a lot of very big lies at March 27, 2026 02:38 PM (TbWk/)

74 I hate a lot of these people. Like, A LOT. But John Brennan is at the top of my list. I hope to see him suffer real consequences for his crimes.
Posted by: American Hawkman

How does one hang a man with no neck?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 27, 2026 02:38 PM (vLCsz)

75 74 I hate a lot of these people. Like, A LOT. But John Brennan is at the top of my list. I hope to see him suffer real consequences for his crimes.
Posted by: American Hawkman

How does one hang a man with no neck?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 27, 2026 02:38 PM (vLCsz)

Shark hooks through the Achilles tendons.

Posted by: Think outside the box! at March 27, 2026 02:39 PM (TbWk/)

76 Who got to the part in The Hobbit where the dwarf and elf have a hot sexy night together?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

77 In the past the heads of the agencies would have made the underlings disappear. The dummies didn't do that under Biden because they thought Trump was done. Hehehe

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (mHVWR)

78 How does one hang a man with no neck?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Meat hooks.

Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (z0cWr)

79 Watergate is so far down the list of govt illegal spying at this point its a postscript to a footnote to a footnote.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (n5tGW)

80 But Andy McCarthy at National Review says there is no case against Comey and he also vouched that Bob Mueller was a great guy and straight shooter, though he got pissed when Ben Domenech shoved that back in his face.

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (4c2RO)

81 Hopium is such a horrible drug.

Worst hallucinations ever. It makes you think somehow justice and the system works. You can keep high on it for months and the crash and burn is horrible.

I've never tried coke, meth or fentanyl, but in comparison to hopium.....

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (Sco7b)

82 I hate a lot of these people. Like, A LOT. But John Brennan is at the top of my list. I hope to see him suffer real consequences for his crimes.
Posted by: American Hawkman

How does one hang a man with no neck?
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 27, 2026 02:38 PM (vLCsz)

Shark hooks through the Achilles tendons.
Posted by: Think outside the box! at March 27, 2026 02:39 PM (TbWk/)
_________

Pinhead did just fine hanging a guy without using his neck ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

83 "HE'S PEEING ON HOOKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: Max Power at March 27, 2026 02:41 PM (q177U)

84 38 Dow Jones Industrial Average (^DJI)

45,253.41 -706.70 (-1.54%)
As of 2:19:11 PM EDT. Market Open.
Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at March 27, 2026 02:19 PM (4NO2D)

I remember when the DOW was 850. It was in 1987
Posted by: Oldcat at March 27, 2026 02:21 PM (8avO+)

I remember 550 in the mid-70's

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:41 PM (QGaXH)

85 I gave up on Andy McCarthy long ago

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 02:42 PM (Ia/+0)

86 Three cheers for the House sending back the Loser Funding Bill back to the losers in the US Senate.

Posted by: mrp at March 27, 2026 02:42 PM (rj6Yv)

87 Pinhead did just fine hanging a guy without using his neck ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (iFTx/)

Jesus...wept...

Posted by: Frank Cotton at March 27, 2026 02:43 PM (TbWk/)

88 We can't get morbidly obese muslims out of the military who vow to disobey orders to fight other muslims.

Pretty sure Comey will be just fine.

Posted by: MJ at March 27, 2026 02:43 PM (XOmY9)

89 Three cheers for the House sending back the Loser Funding Bill back to the losers in the US Senate.

Gonadless invertebrates say what?

Posted by: The House at March 27, 2026 02:44 PM (Riz8t)

90 Let's remember the great soaring romance of Peter Strzok and Lisa Page as we all group projectile harf across the room.Imagine them plotting, ecstatic in bed of blocking Trump, thinking themselves heroes. Then the defeat and Strzok's ED after the election. A sad tale with a tragic ending. I can't think of this anymore...

Then, picturing the list of corruption at the sekret meeting...my goodness what an ugly array of buffoons! With not a brain cell to share!

As if the image, seared in my retinas, of Clapper's bent ears is not enough; then we bring in Porcine Villian Face Brennan to seal the deal of eternal nausea. He really could be on Batman as a bad man. I despise every islamic cell in his ugly body.

Hang them all.

My best memory of Clapper is on an ABC interview when he had no idea of the attacks in London and was a Dumbo for the world. Spectacular!

Catherine Herridge I love, no lesbo. The ONLY reporter I respect and admire. Intelligent and relentless. Thank goodness for her!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 02:44 PM (WONhk)

91 Comey protected Hildabeast and her stealing thousands of government emails as well as the Secretary of State using Email server that every 2 bit country read every one in real time.

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 02:45 PM (Ia/+0)

92 Don't forget the January 6 "insurrection." The narrative was concocted, and the stage set and manipulated, before the first non-fed protester even showed up in DC.
Posted by: They have a lot of very big lies at March 27, 2026 02:38 PM (TbWk/)

Dewy actually did beat Truman

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 02:45 PM (rbvCR)

93
54 Chaos Erupts as House Leaders Reject Senate-Passed Bill to Fund DHS as Senators Flee DC for Two-Week Recess

Bring back duelling or general mob beating.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 02:27 PM

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If this is true, if it's really as simple as that, then this outcome was arranged in advance.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 02:45 PM (mS8PE)

94 >>> ow does one hang a man with no neck?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Meat hooks.
Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (z0cWr)

^^^ This

Posted by: A Man Called Horse at March 27, 2026 02:46 PM (3uBP9)

95 I gave up on Andy McCarthy long ago

==

smart!

Posted by: runner at March 27, 2026 02:46 PM (GD0B3)

96
This list at the gallows would be a good start.......
Posted by: Sponge

Multi-gallows like on Hang 'Em High

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 27, 2026 02:46 PM (Cqx++)

97 Alrighty!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2026 02:46 PM (4KUe5)

98
What are the books about Russiagate? I've lost the thread and I need to read it all in one handy handful.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 27, 2026 02:47 PM (XJ22o)

99 From Peter St. Onge:

Cracks are spreading in the $1.8 trillion dollar private credit industry. Echoing the 2008 financial crisis but this time gutting the load-bearing walls.

On Tuesday the Financial Times reported Ares Management, which runs $623 billion, limited redemptions in one of their flagship funds.

That’s the asset management equivalent of a bank run -- investors can’t pull their money because it could spark a fire sale that could collapse the whole fund.

For scale, $623 billion would make Ares the 9th largest bank in America -- just ahead of Capital One.

======

The private credit industry, Harvard and the State are moving heaven and earth to allow regular folks the incredible opportunity to own private credit with their 401(k) money.

Posted by: Kam Fong as Chin Ho at March 27, 2026 02:47 PM (2ap+5)

100 ow does one hang a man with no neck?
Posted by: Northernlurker
Meat hooks.
Posted by: t-bird at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM (z0cWr)

Thru the anus...

Posted by: Ass Man at March 27, 2026 02:48 PM (AknkO)

101 54 Chaos Erupts as House Leaders Reject Senate-Passed Bill to Fund DHS as Senators Flee DC for Two-Week Recess

Bring back duelling or general mob beating.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 02:27 PM

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If this is true, if it's really as simple as that, then this outcome was arranged in advance.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 02:45 PM (mS8PE)

Except now the 'shutdown' is the GOP's fault, not the Dems for their intransigence.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 27, 2026 02:48 PM (G1ktt)

102 It’s not a Senate recess, apparently.
Thune won’t let Trump do recess appointments.

This is way past the point of unacceptable.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2026 02:48 PM (4KUe5)

103 (I apologize, I just got here.)

Nothing will happen.

Posted by: That Guy who intones, sonorously, "Nothing will happen." at March 27, 2026 02:48 PM (0sNs1)

104 didn't Hillary lose track of something like $7b while playing secretary of state? For some reason I seem to recall that.

Posted by: DanMan at March 27, 2026 02:49 PM (8uzBS)

105 Comey in FL on a beach. Finding shells to spell HELP ME HILLARY, OR I WILL TELL ALL

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 02:49 PM (WONhk)

106 57 Is the nothing will happen guy here?
Posted by: Inogame at March 27, 2026 02:30 PM (53oGX)

I think he's out trying to make something happen.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:49 PM (QGaXH)

107 The one at the top of my list is Barack Hussein Obama. It will never happen but he is the one behind all of it.

When the ICA was originally written it claimed that there was no collusion between Trump and Russia. Before it was published Obama order Brennan, Clapper, Comey and Rogers to rewrite it and claim the opposite and the only thing they had to use was the Steele dossier. That's how it got in there.

They are all lying, treasonous scumbags with the possible exception of Rogers, maybe, but Obama was always behind all of it.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 02:50 PM (viF8m)

108 104 didn't Hillary lose track of something like $7b while playing secretary of state? For some reason I seem to recall that.
Posted by: DanMan at March 27, 2026 02:49 PM (8uzBS)

Yes

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 02:50 PM (WONhk)

109 You know, I'm happy with no indictments.

hear me out - a trial is likely to be corrupted, and if these bozos are found innocent, it will get trumpeted to the high heavens, and if not, the story will be completely buried. It's a no win. Either way it will be painted as Trump "getting revenge" not justice.

What I want is for the whole truth to come out, for these people to be humiliated and embarrassed to a point where they can never influence public policy again. I'm positive lefties will find secure and soft-landing spots for these suckers of cock...but make such landing spots obscure and irrelevant. Effectively end their careers in the public sphere. That is the best we can hope for.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 02:50 PM (D7v4F)

110 Comey in FL on a beach. Finding shells to spell HELP ME HILLARY, OR I WILL TELL ALL

This strikes me as a really poor strategy. He might as well just jump into the ocean from a boat 90 miles out and covered in chum.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 02:51 PM (Riz8t)

111 They are all lying, treasonous scumbags with the possible exception of Rogers, maybe, but Obama was always behind all of it.

Barack Hussein Obama...mmm mmm mmm...Barack Hussein Obama...mmm mmm mmm!

Posted by: The Children Of Guilt Ridden White Liberal Woman at March 27, 2026 02:51 PM (AknkO)

112 102 It’s not a Senate recess, apparently.
Thune won’t let Trump do recess appointments.

This is way past the point of unacceptable.
Posted by: Lizzy

They are on a 2 week vacation and yet still in session? Only in Washington.

Oh by the way, I just realized I'm going on my first two week vacation this summer, the first ever while working. These senators really suck as human beings.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 27, 2026 02:51 PM (Dv3i1)

113 He might as well just jump into the ocean from a boat 90 miles out and covered in chum.

Comey would be covered in chum, not the boat.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 02:52 PM (Riz8t)

114
82

Pinhead did just fine hanging a guy without using his neck ....
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 27, 2026 02:40 PM

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Jesus wept...

Posted by: John Brennan at March 27, 2026 02:52 PM (mS8PE)

115 What I want is for the whole truth to come out, for these people to be humiliated and embarrassed to a point where they can never influence public policy again. I'm positive lefties will find secure and soft-landing spots for these suckers of cock...but make such landing spots obscure and irrelevant. Effectively end their careers in the public sphere. That is the best we can hope for.
==========

Shameless people clutching their ill-gotten gains. The MSM was in the thick of the deceit. They'll just ignore it, like the NYT did and does.

Posted by: mrp at March 27, 2026 02:53 PM (rj6Yv)

116 Comey would be covered in chum, not the boat.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 02:52 PM (Riz8t)

I think you typed an extra 'h' in there...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 27, 2026 02:53 PM (G1ktt)

117 That is the best we can hope for.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 02:50 PM (D7v4F

Instead of a corrupt trial: DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT

I'd like that. Humiliation is good, but their cronies at the MSM will keep it on the down low for them. They'll still go to hell, so there's that!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 02:53 PM (WONhk)

118 What I want is for the whole truth to come out, for these people to be humiliated and embarrassed to a point where they can never influence public policy again.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 02:50 PM

Some people may have done some things.
Mistakes may have been made.
If so, they were in the enthusiasm of the moment.
What difference, at this point, does it make?
Old news.
Time to move on.
OrangeMan Bad !!!

Posted by: (D)emocrats & the MSM at March 27, 2026 02:54 PM (0sNs1)

119 When Andy McCarthy speaks, only his upper lip moves. Can't trust a guy like that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 27, 2026 02:54 PM (2UnvF)

120 Comey went swimming in ocean and a shark got him I would think Karma got him in the ass

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 02:54 PM (Ia/+0)

121 I think he's out trying to make something happen.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:49 PM

As long as it's not "fetch." That's not happening.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 02:55 PM (Wnv9h)

122 >>> What I want is for the whole truth to come out, for these people to be humiliated and embarrassed to a point where they can never influence public policy again.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 02:50 PM (D7v4F)

The left has no shame. They cannot be humiliated or embarrassed by anything but the lack of power. All means justify that end.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 27, 2026 02:55 PM (3uBP9)

123 If the Dim weasels and Rino's were trying to defund ICE in this bill to the House,then I'm glad they did not vote and fled.

ICE is funded, so I read, til 2/29. ICE scares them a lot.

All will be well. Hold.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 02:56 PM (WONhk)

124 This strikes me as a really poor strategy. He might as well just jump into the ocean from a boat 90 miles out and covered in chum.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 02:51 PM (Riz8t)

absolutely. That way he runs the chance of being picked up by the missing Cuban VIP boats

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 02:56 PM (rbvCR)

125 Yes, Chuck Martel.
Apart from maternity leave, I have only once taken a two week vacation since entering the workforce: when I got married.

Spare us the whining about wanting to go home, backstabbing Senators!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2026 02:56 PM (4KUe5)

126 There people, for the most part, complete nobodies, have a messiah complexity talked themselves into a frenzy, then wildly misused their authority to try and attack a current and former president.

They saw themselves as the last line of defense AGAINST the will of the American people.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 02:57 PM (D7v4F)

127 123 If the Dim weasels and Rino's were trying to defund ICE in this bill to the House,then I'm glad they did not vote and fled.

ICE is funded, so I read, til 2/29. ICE scares them a lot.

All will be well. Hold.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 02:56 PM (WONhk)

=======

They weren't trying that.

There were never rescission packages included in the bills.

What they were pushing were policy changes around judicial warrants, masking of agents, and their ability to go into "sensitive" areas (I believe polling areas were one of them).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 02:57 PM (JmKZX)

128 109 What I want is for the whole truth to come out, for these people to be humiliated and embarrassed to a point where they can never influence public policy again. I'm positive lefties will find secure and soft-landing spots for these suckers of cock...but make such landing spots obscure and irrelevant. Effectively end their careers in the public sphere. That is the best we can hope for.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 02:50 PM (D7v4F)

You can't humiliate a man with no shame and Multi-millions in the bank.

Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 02:58 PM (FpHTM)

129 > They are all lying, treasonous scumbags with the possible exception of Rogers, maybe, but Obama was always behind all of it.
Posted by: JackStraw
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I think Obama was the "face" of treason. The act itself was probably run elsewhere. CIA most likely. Given what we've learned about the IC and their imbedding with state and national Democrat parties to gain office and effect "change."

Obama doesn't strike me as smart enough to run something this complicated. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe not.

But as "the guy in charge" during his time in office, yea, he probably should hang. Publicly. Until dead.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 27, 2026 02:58 PM (AkEZC)

130 Instead of a corrupt trial: DEPORT DEPORT DEPORT

I'd like that. Humiliation is good, but their cronies at the MSM will keep it on the down low for them. They'll still go to hell, so there's that!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 02:53 PM (WONhk)

Please, Christy, this is so wrong.

We deport non-citizens. We EXILE citizens.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 02:58 PM (rbvCR)

131 >>Catherine Herridge I love, no lesbo. The ONLY reporter I respect and admire.

No no-lesbo love for Sharyl Attkisson?

I love Sharyl Attkisson (no-lesbo).

She's always been very attractive, to boot. (no-lesbo).

Posted by: one hour sober at March 27, 2026 02:58 PM (Y1sOo)

132 Again GOPe fornicated us they have.

Posted by: Yoda at March 27, 2026 02:59 PM (0sNs1)

133 111 They are all lying, treasonous scumbags with the possible exception of Rogers, maybe, but Obama was always behind all of it.

Barack Hussein Obama...mmm mmm mmm...Barack Hussein Obama...mmm mmm mmm!
Posted by: The Children Of Guilt Ridden White Liberal Woman at March 27, 2026 02:51 PM (AknkO)

As I recall those were black kids, as were the ones snapping their fingers chanting Barack....

There was that cute little white girl in West L. A. singing about how Obama was going to change things, rearrange things....

Their reverence for saintly Obama went almost as deep their hate of Orange Man Bad.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:59 PM (QGaXH)

134 Even if some think what Thune did was a win, he did NOT move the Save America Act forward.

He is a weasel.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2026 02:59 PM (4KUe5)

135 122 The left has no shame. They cannot be humiliated or embarrassed by anything but the lack of power. All means justify that end.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 27, 2026 02:55 PM (3uBP9)

People keep saying naive things like "I want to see them shamed", somehow always forgetting that

1. They have no shame

2. They get off on shoving their degeneracy and crime in your face.

Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 02:59 PM (FpHTM)

136 115 Shameless people clutching their ill-gotten gains. The MSM was in the thick of the deceit. They'll just ignore it, like the NYT did and does. Posted by: mrp at March 27, 2026 02:53 PM (rj6Yv)

MSNOW will not exist in 5 years. NYT is hemorrhaging readers. They can feel free to ignore it, and then find themselves, ignored. I mean, what is the fucking point of news that doesn't deliver THE news?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 03:00 PM (D7v4F)

137 O/T and am going off to be productive, a rare thing since the virus.

Because I don't already have 1K things to do and am more behind than ever, I saw a super cute little felt Easter egg on Pinterest and ordered the kit. I don't know how to felt anything and already have about 10 hobbies lined up.

I like to live on the edge (of insanity). I did, at least, cancel a dinner party this weekend I was going to host.

Love to Ace and all who read here (except trolls...I hope trolls have plague fleas cling to their swollen hemorrhoids and ruin their furry parties).

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:00 PM (WONhk)

138 134 Even if some think what Thune did was a win, he did NOT move the Save America Act forward.

He is a weasel.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 27, 2026 02:59 PM (4KUe5)

=======

They are actively debating amendments, which is part of the process of moving it forward.

Since he can't get 60 votes for cloture, he has to allow a lot of debate. It is the Senate after all.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:00 PM (JmKZX)

139
We keep seeing these revelations of what these bastards have been up to behind the scenes, and we keep seeing them walk away. The net effect is to show us that they're untouchable, and we're not.

And they have started gloating about what they're going to do to us when they get back in power.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 03:01 PM (mS8PE)

140 1. They have no shame

2. They get off on shoving their degeneracy and crime in your face.
Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 02:59 PM

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Scott W., (D-CA) at March 27, 2026 03:01 PM (0sNs1)

141 121 I think he's out trying to make something happen.....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 02:49 PM

As long as it's not "fetch." That's not happening.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 27, 2026 02:55 PM (Wnv9h)

Nice! Mean Girls reference.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 03:01 PM (QGaXH)

142 139
We keep seeing these revelations of what these bastards have been up to behind the scenes, and we keep seeing them walk away. The net effect is to show us that they're untouchable, and we're not.

And they have started gloating about what they're going to do to us when they get back in power.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 03:01 PM (mS8PE)

======

Well, grand juries don't have arrest powers, so...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:01 PM (JmKZX)

143 135 People keep saying naive things like "I want to see them shamed", somehow always forgetting that

1. They have no shame
2. They get off on shoving their degeneracy and crime in your face. Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 02:59 PM (FpHTM)

Oh, they have shame. Their core is narcissism. Irrelevancy is shameful to them. Ignoring their caterwauling is shameful for them. Laughing at them is shameful for them.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 03:02 PM (D7v4F)

144 I like to live on the edge
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:00 PM

It's better out here.

Posted by: Anthony "Danger" Weiner at March 27, 2026 03:03 PM (0sNs1)

145 Please, Christy, this is so wrong.

We deport non-citizens. We EXILE citizens.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 27, 2026 02:58 PM (rbvCR)

I'm good with this, too!

Send them on a boat, tied together, to that Amazon tribe who shoot spears at them. That would make me happy. Maybe they are cannibals...as a girl can dream!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:04 PM (WONhk)

146 143 Oh, they have shame. Their core is narcissism. Irrelevancy is shameful to them. Ignoring their caterwauling is shameful for them. Laughing at them is shameful for them.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 03:02 PM (D7v4F)

Not when they can just buy more drugs, more fetish gear, more underage prostitutes, and go full Caligula.

Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 03:04 PM (iXqHn)

147 Trump infuriates them primary for one reason - he doesn't take them seriously and doesn't bow down to their endless demands. He ignores or laughs at them, then does what he thinks is right.

Everyone needs to do that.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 27, 2026 03:04 PM (D7v4F)

148 >>I think Obama was the "face" of treason. The act itself was probably run elsewhere. CIA most likely. Given what we've learned about the IC and their imbedding with state and national Democrat parties to gain office and effect "change."

>>Obama doesn't strike me as smart enough to run something this complicated. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe not.

Oh I don't think he masterminded the entire thing but he did at the very least ok if not direct the course of events. As I send above, when the Intelligence Community Assessment was originally written the conclusion was that Trump did not collude with Russia. But before it went public Obama told them to rewrite it with the opposite conclusion and the only thing they had to justify that conclusion was the Steele dossier which they all knew was garbage.

In typical Obama fashion he's fine with others taking the fall for what he did.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 03:05 PM (viF8m)

149 Trump infuriates them primary for one reason - he doesn't take them seriously and doesn't bow down to their endless demands. He ignores or laughs at them, then does what he thinks is right.

Everyone needs to do that.

And he farts in their direction while they are sobbing...

Posted by: Eat My Flatulence at March 27, 2026 03:06 PM (AknkO)

150 If the Dim weasels and Rino's were trying to defund ICE in this bill to the House,then I'm glad they did not vote and fled.

ICE is funded, so I read, til 2/29. ICE scares them a lot.

All will be well. Hold.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGrea

My understanding is that support employees of ICE would still not be funded if ICE is removed from the package.
The actual officers would be paid under the BBB, but computer analysts, missing children cases, etc would continue to not be paid. I heard 4000+ personnel. and, stripping ICE/CBP from Homeland funding is a no go. I think Mike Johnson should stand his ground now.

Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 03:06 PM (F3Dlr)

151 I love Sharyl Attkisson (no-lesbo).

She's always been very attractive, to boot. (no-lesbo).
Posted by: one hour sober at March 27, 2026 02:58 PM (Y1sOo)

Yes, I once loved her as well.

I've had many loves but none so fond of me as my long-suffering husband. I haven't done anything lately (being sick) to flip him out. Need to remedy this soon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:06 PM (WONhk)

152 Stateless has left the house!!

I'm actually at the bank now. Wow. Outside...

Posted by: Stateless at March 27, 2026 03:06 PM (hjK1Y)

153 I like to live on the edge

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:00 PM (WONhk)

Okay Lady Gaga

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:06 PM (45LId)

154 Welll....gonna go rustle up some lunch out here on the left coast and maybe try to do something productive....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 27, 2026 03:07 PM (QGaXH)

155 I think nk you typed an extra 'h' in there...
Posted by: Washington Nearsider:

LMAO

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 27, 2026 03:07 PM (oAa51)

156 I can't wait for The Musk to come out and say, Listen up you cocksucking Republican's, don't even think about running again, I have billions to spend on an opposition candidate.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 27, 2026 03:07 PM (abIsI)

157 Mike Johnson should stand his ground now.
Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 03:06 PM (F3Dlr)

I hope so! For once in our lives!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:08 PM (WONhk)

158 I woke up this morning with nothing but blue skys.

Now I am downloading a damn book about elves and I have a 2,000 word reading assignment.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 27, 2026 03:08 PM (zGM4Q)

159 At least they'll be spending ill-gotten pensions on lawyers instead of fruity topical drinks.

Posted by: DaveA at March 27, 2026 03:09 PM (FhXTo)

160 158 I woke up this morning with nothing but blue skys.

Now I am downloading a damn book about elves and I have a 2,000 word reading assignment.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 27, 2026 03:08 PM (zGM4Q)

======

So you admit to being susceptible to peer pressure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:09 PM (JmKZX)

161 By the time they figured out what happened, we'll be on a beach, earning 20%.

Posted by: Congress at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (45LId)

162 Here's something that will infuriate the left.

>>@bennyjohnson
·
1h
>>🚨 BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance Officially CONFIRMS that Rep. Ilhan Omar Committed Immigration Fraud:

>>“Ilhan Omar definitely committed immigration fraud against the United States of America”

>>The VP says the White House is going to “go after” Omar for these crimes

Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (viF8m)

163 Didn’t Trump announce last night he can find TSA and Coast Guard via executive order? A Susan Collins idea?

Posted by: Jen the original at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (jLCJv)

164 I would pay to see Brennan convicted and jailed that sanctimonious bastard

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (NtVYv)

165 I am confused as to why the Republicans in the house are not viewing this as a win and there are now official voices calling to remove Thune. I want to believe this is a pretend lose and is really a win, it it just isn’t feeling like that. Feelings don’t matter, facts do so I await the facts.

Posted by: Piper at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (OoFl2)

166 160 So you admit to being susceptible to peer pressure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:09 PM (JmKZX)

One wonders how susceptible people named Bartlett are to Pear Pressure...

Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (iXqHn)

167 would pay to see Brennan convicted and jailed that sanctimonious bastard

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (NtVYv)

Yes yes convicted and jailed.

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (45LId)

168 Here's something that will infuriate the left.

>>@bennyjohnson
·
1h
>>🚨 BREAKING: Vice President JD Vance Officially CONFIRMS that Rep. Ilhan Omar Committed Immigration Fraud:

>>“Ilhan Omar definitely committed immigration fraud against the United States of America”

>>The VP says the White House is going to “go after” Omar for these crimes
Posted by: JackStraw at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (viF8m)

Another thing I would pay to see.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 03:11 PM (NtVYv)

169 No no-lesbo love for Sharyl Attkisson?

I love Sharyl Attkisson (no-lesbo).

She's always been very attractive, to boot. (no-lesbo).

Agreed. She has a more than passing resemblance to Sela Ward.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 03:11 PM (Riz8t)

170
>>The VP says the White House is going to “go after” Omar for these crimes

The paperwork is in my desk. @twoweeks

Posted by: Pam at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (abIsI)

171 167 Yes yes convicted and jailed.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (45LId)

And prison gang-raped by Angry Black Men.

Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (iXqHn)

172
164 I would pay to see Brennan convicted and jailed that sanctimonious bastard
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM

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At least exile him to Easter Island to be among his own kind.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (mS8PE)

173 Too funny if Omar was kicked out

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (Ia/+0)

174 TSA aren't the only employees that haven't been paid for 40+ days. Trump signed the eo a bit ago for them to be paid including back pay.
That will take that issue off the table.

Johnson needs to go to the mat to keep all of ICE/CBP employees included in the DHS funding bill.

Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (F3Dlr)

175 Okay Lady Gaga
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:06 PM (45LId)

You messin' with me, Willis? Show yourself! You worthless elipsis!

That is an insult, as I ain't no ho who is satanic.

Altho I don't have time right now to deal with this. If I learn how to felt, which involves agitating, tangling and embedding fiber with needles, I'd like to practice on your danglies once I tie you down in the dungeon. Yes, I really have a dungeon and it's cold and dark.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (WONhk)

176 Too funny if Omar was kicked out

Posted by: Skip at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (Ia/+0)

Yes yes kicked out

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:13 PM (45LId)

177 Nood

Posted by: lin-duh at March 27, 2026 03:13 PM (VCgbV)

178 And prison gang-raped by Angry Black Men.

Posted by: XTC

I wouldn't particularly care if they were angry.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 03:13 PM (Riz8t)

179 I'd like to practice on your danglies once I tie you down in the dungeon. Yes, I really have a dungeon and it's cold and dark.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (WONhk)

I won't pretend to know who the winner in that scenario will be.

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:14 PM (45LId)

180 Altho I don't have time right now to deal with this. If I learn how to felt, which involves agitating, tangling and embedding fiber with needles, I'd like to practice on your danglies once I tie you down in the dungeon. Yes, I really have a dungeon and it's cold and dark.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM (WONhk)

You better be careful, you will have a line at your door knowing the people around here.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 03:14 PM (NtVYv)

181 178 I wouldn't particularly care if they were angry.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 03:13 PM (Riz8t)

They absolutely must be black, though.

Posted by: XTC at March 27, 2026 03:15 PM (iXqHn)

182 Agreed. She has a more than passing resemblance to Sela Ward.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 03:11 PM (Riz8t)

Who is also a Mississippi girl. There's a few of us.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:15 PM (WONhk)

183 I am confused as to why the Republicans in the house are not viewing this as a win

Because there is wording in the senate bill that removes 4000+ ICE/CBP employees that weren't covered under the BBB, so they will continue to not be paid - computer analysts, missing children divisions, etc.
It is not a win.

Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 03:16 PM (F3Dlr)

184
I won't pretend to know who the winner in that scenario will be.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:14 PM (45LId)

I assure you it would be me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:16 PM (WONhk)

185 I'd like to practice on your danglies once I tie you down in the dungeon. Yes, I really have a dungeon and it's cold and dark.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:12 PM

So, when you're done, you'll have felt his danglies?

Oh, my!

Posted by: George T. and Lindsay G. at March 27, 2026 03:16 PM (0sNs1)

186 183
Because there is wording in the senate bill that removes 4000+ ICE/CBP employees that weren't covered under the BBB, so they will continue to not be paid - computer analysts, missing children divisions, etc.
It is not a win.

Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 03:16 PM (F3Dlr)

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But the actual goals of the Democrats were judicial warrants, no masks, and keeping ICE out of "sensitive areas". They said these things publicly many times.

And they didn't get those things.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:16 PM (JmKZX)

187 I assure you it would be me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:16 PM (WONhk)

Ok so long as you know I was only messing. I wouldn't want to encourage you any further.

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:17 PM (45LId)

188 178 I wouldn't particularly care if they were angry.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 03:13 PM (Riz8t)

They absolutely must be black, though.

If you insist. I'm an agreeable sort.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 27, 2026 03:17 PM (Riz8t)

189
You better be careful, you will have a line at your door knowing the people around here.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 27, 2026 03:14 PM (NtVYv)

Snort. True.

It's really a storage room built into the foundation and cold. But I could turn it into a dungeon. I'd need to ask my husband to please drill an iron thing into the wall for a chain and he'd have a lot of questions but would do it for me.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:18 PM (WONhk)

190 Can someone explain to me (like I'm 4) why Trump gets zero recess appointments? He's had the Senate in republican hands for his 2 terms yet not a single recess.

Posted by: Inogame at March 27, 2026 03:19 PM (53oGX)

191 Ok so long as you know I was only messing. I wouldn't want to encourage you any further.
Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:17 PM (45LId)

Ok, then. Don't mention Lady Gaga again and we're fine. She's evil.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:19 PM (WONhk)

192 190 Can someone explain to me (like I'm 4) why Trump gets zero recess appointments? He's had the Senate in republican hands for his 2 terms yet not a single recess.

Posted by: Inogame at March 27, 2026 03:19 PM (53oGX)

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Because it requires a majority vote to go to recess and Grassley, Mitch, Murk, Tillis, and probably 6 others would never vote for it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:20 PM (JmKZX)

193 190 Can someone explain to me (like I'm 4) why Trump gets zero recess appointments? He's had the Senate in republican hands for his 2 terms yet not a single recess.
Posted by: Inogame at March 27, 2026 03:19 PM (53oGX)
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Because the GOPe are cucks.

Posted by: ballistic at March 27, 2026 03:20 PM (oqH4h)

194 So, when you're done, you'll have felt his danglies?

Oh, my!
Posted by: George T. and Lindsay G. at March 27, 2026 03:16 PM (0sNs1)

No. I will be wearing metal gloves with spikes. I think I could still wear those and use that felting thing I just ordered...

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:21 PM (WONhk)

195 Ok, then. Don't mention Lady Gaga again and we're fine. She's evil.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:19 PM (WONhk)

Understood. It was a play on one of her song titles but I have noted it.

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:21 PM (45LId)

196 And they didn't get those things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

No, but, dividing up ICE/CBP personnel funding now is a great foot in the door to defunding ICE completely the next time around.

Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 03:21 PM (F3Dlr)

197 A man can't even do a smiley anymore? 😊

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:22 PM (45LId)

198 189: Good Hubby....

and is it appropriate to bring a dozen roses for your grand opening of the dungon, Mistress?

(smirk)

Posted by: Ted Striker's Polka Hits at March 27, 2026 03:23 PM (y+RCP)

199 196 And they didn't get those things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

No, but, dividing up ICE/CBP personnel funding now is a great foot in the door to defunding ICE completely the next time around.

Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 03:21 PM (F3Dlr)

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That divide really happened on the OBBB.

They'll shove the funding for the support staff into something must pass, and no one will notice that Schumer's whole fit meant nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 27, 2026 03:24 PM (JmKZX)

200
So you admit to being susceptible to peer pressure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films

---------------
In HS, a neighbor who was not very intelligent or much or a reader told me to read the Hobbit.

I resisted. 40 years later, he wins.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 27, 2026 03:26 PM (zGM4Q)

201 Feelings don’t matter, facts do so I await the facts.
Posted by: Piper at March 27, 2026 03:10 PM (OoFl2)

I could be wrong, but think they were trying to pass a bill that would defund ICE or part of it. Sneaky little twits.

ICE is fully funded til 2/29 so I have read. For an odd reason I remembered this date this morning and verified. Yet I could not tell you anything important that I should rememeber.

Hope your daughter feels better asap. ICE for her, too. Soft ice packs on each jaw and tied on top with an ace wrap (or, in my teen son's case: dishcloths). They look like bunnies but for the first day it will stop swelling. Seriously. It works! She'll be better every day and it's time to treat the princess royally.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:26 PM (WONhk)

202 190 Can someone explain to me (like I'm 4) why Trump gets zero recess appointments? He's had the Senate in republican hands for his 2 terms yet not a single recess.
Posted by: Inogame

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None of this is public, but my guess is that many of the key players (Senate, judges, etc.) have signed pledges to do what they can to thwart his agenda.

"Agree to this or we will crush you" kind of pledges. It is a conspiracy.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 27, 2026 03:28 PM (zGM4Q)

203 That divide really happened on the OBBB.

They'll shove the funding for the support staff into something must pass, and no one will notice that Schumer's whole fit meant nothing.

Thanks, TJM, I'm still in Mike Johnson's camp and hope he can get a consensus for the CR to send back to the senate.

Posted by: old chick at March 27, 2026 03:28 PM (F3Dlr)

204
Understood. It was a play on one of her song titles but I have noted it.

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:21 PM (45LId)

Oh...didn't catch it because I don't like her (obviously hate her to bring you to a dungeon and felt you with needle fibers).

You are forgiven and I knight thee with my sword.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:29 PM (WONhk)

205 You are forgiven and I knight thee with my sword.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 27, 2026 03:29 PM (WONhk

See. We can be friends. And I will respect your wishes. But not due to any dungeon promises. I mean threats.

Posted by: ... at March 27, 2026 03:32 PM (45LId)

206 It turns out,.

To conquer a nation you don't have to go to war, just migrate millions to take over.

And to destroy an adversary, you don't have to use nukes, you just have to get a grip on their .... rare earths, shipping LOCs for energy, vanadium, lithium,..... and make it impossible for them to resist.

And to become technologically dominant, you don't need billions in RandD, you only need to migrate millions into their corporations and universities and steal it all.

....

And to control the government, you only need to steal a few key seats and blackmail a few key paedos, and bribe a few key judges.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 27, 2026 03:33 PM (zGM4Q)

207 Strange women commenting in blogs distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 27, 2026 03:35 PM (3uBP9)

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