Cenobite Cafe

Paris at night, Brassai

Finally, someone impressed by magic.

Dogs are happy to see their rescuer again. Lost dog reuinted with master. The dog starts crying with happiness.

Well dressed puppies.

Dogs sometimes think they're playing a game when really they're being little criminals.

Puppy "helps."

Big hike in China.

Dog is a mudder.

Boeing 747 trailing contrails, or, as Tucker Carlson insists, chemtrails.

Dog brought a dog to a cat fight.

Siblings be like..🐈🐾🐕😅 pic.twitter.com/bnyRcFrkwy
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) March 21, 2026

The record for this rescued dog at the shelter said she liked two things: water and sand. So the first thing her new owner did after adopting her was take her to the beach…pic.twitter.com/Eie80Fi0Z1
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) March 19, 2026

You called? 😅 pic.twitter.com/hrRYJrVtlI
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 26, 2026

This is what I imagine Duncanthrax to be:

Never mind.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/GRuG6RLcVS
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 26, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:52 PM

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1 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 07:54 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Hellraiser 2022 drinking game: every time some character shouts "SORRY!".

Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 07:54 PM (gKWVE)

3 Thanks ace. Great Olympic thread.

My friends' cat was sleeping on my lap while I was watching tv. I shifted, she woke up and had a "Where the heck am I?" look.

It was really cute...

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 07:54 PM (Sco7b)

4 Let's bitch for an hour or two about chemtrails.....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 07:55 PM (AkEZC)

5 Let's bitch for an hour or two about chemtrails.....
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 07:55 PM

Better than bitching about chemjeffs.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

6 That picture up top. I don't much care for photos of Paris sights.

Posted by: Hank the Hookworm at March 26, 2026 07:59 PM (oftw2)

7
Trump's signature will soon be on the one dollar bills.

It's a first for a sitting president.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:00 PM (3ek7K)

8 Evening, Horde...How goes it?

Day 2 of "Tolkien Reading Day" continues...

I'm at the Council of Elrond in The Fellowship of the Ring.

I don't know why, but it's one of my favorite chapters in the whole book.

It's just a bunch of characters telling stories, but there's so much lore and history revealed, it's fascinating.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 08:00 PM (ESVrU)

9 The puppies have different colors to tell thrm apart

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 08:01 PM (Ia/+0)

10 Better than bitching about chemjeffs.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 07:57 PM (0sNs1)

Ha! Now, I may have to dig up Jim SND's epic smackdown of chemjeff.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 26, 2026 08:02 PM (zYpTz)

11 It's just a bunch of characters telling stories, but there's so much lore and history revealed, it's fascinating.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

You wearing pants?

Posted by: Ah Cain't Reed Good at March 26, 2026 08:02 PM (oftw2)

12

Dash,

That was hilarious!

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:03 PM (3ek7K)

13 Picture up top made me think of a Film Noir

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 08:03 PM (Ia/+0)

14 Now I'm in the mood for Applebee's....

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 08:04 PM (Sco7b)

15 at the Council of Elrond"

Try the Council of Schwarzeneggers....

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:04 PM (XuXeR)

16 My two kittens love to rough and tumble, but sometimes they do it at two in the morning on the bed.

*sigh*

Posted by: Kindltot at March 26, 2026 08:04 PM (rbvCR)

17 Dash,

That was hilarious!

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:03 PM (3ek7K)

It's a masterpiece. I'm going to post it. In Jim SND's memory.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 26, 2026 08:04 PM (zYpTz)

18 You wearing pants?
Posted by: Ah Cain't Reed Good at March 26, 2026 08:02 PM (oftw2)
----
Last I checked today was Thursday, not Sunday.

Draw your own conclusions...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 08:05 PM (ESVrU)

19 four seasons, left a possible solution to the yellow jacket problem at the end of the last thread.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 08:05 PM (+nEug)

20 Oh fuck, that's a sea lion.
Oh FUCK THAT'S A SEA LION!!!!

Posted by: Startled penguin at March 26, 2026 08:05 PM (TbWk/)

21 Favorite Paris at night was peeing in the middle of the sidewalk.
They used to have circular urinals, feet and above chest height visible. Maybe that's where their absurdist humor stems from.
In a beautiful historic city, treasure of many of mankind's greatest art, architecture, food and wine, you peed in public with just enough modesty.
Absurd!

Posted by: Elect me because i'm dyslexic and racist at March 26, 2026 08:08 PM (bexpN)

22 This is what I imagine Duncanthrax to be:

==

hahah !!!

not this ??

https://tinyurl.com/ytwcfjhf

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:08 PM (GD0B3)

23

I never had the pleasure of meeting Jim.

I loved reading his comments. He was a great man and will always be missed here and many other places.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:10 PM (3ek7K)

24 Trump Bucks are coming!

Posted by: Elect me because i'm dyslexic and racist at March 26, 2026 08:10 PM (bexpN)

25 Never been to France, no chance of going now

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 08:10 PM (Ia/+0)

26 chemjeff's steaks are legendary, even in hell

Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 08:10 PM (gKWVE)

27 In case it wasn't answered on the prior thread, no, senators do not require photo ID to vote. The Capitol Police memorize the new senators (assume it's the same on the high school, er, House side, dunno = plus they wear those little pins on their lapels) once they're seated after elections. Of course they've long known the incumbents, so it's not that many new faces to get to know every two years.

Senators can enter the floor from any of 3 or 4 doors. Personal and committee staff come in through one door off the big lobby next to the VP's office. This staff shows Senate photo ID to access the floor.

Voting in the Senate is from the clerk recognizing a senator who's seeking recognition for this purpose, senator then calls out aye or no. It can happen from anywhere on the floor, as long as the clerk sees them. No additional ID required.

This is all as it was forever, dunno if changed since I was there.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2026 08:12 PM (U/Byj)

28 Remember when Oregon rolled out the Real ID the first time and then didn't do it because they couldn't figure out how to not issue it to illegals while registering them to vote?

I don't actually remember that but it doesn't surprise me. I got the one step down version, which is probably the illegals loophole, because I am not going to fly anywhere.

But I basically had to prove I was born here anyway

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 08:13 PM (PYyV9)

29 21, not absurd; a great recognition of basic human rights!

Liberte, Egalite, Fraternite!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 26, 2026 08:14 PM (MIIRH)

30 Ok. Bat canned on the sidebar. Hilarious. Winning.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2026 08:14 PM (YrUlT)

31 This is all as it was forever, dunno if changed since I was there.

From the video I saw, they use some kind of card in a console to vote

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 08:14 PM (PYyV9)

32 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 08:15 PM (77rzZ)

33 Part 1 of 2:

951 ..So, as you can probably tell, I was not actually banned from this place. I left of my own accord, back in 2016.
Posted by: chemjeff at December 11, 2020 11:49 PM (6xXcT)

No, you didn't "leave of your own accord". Let's set the record straight, there.
Rather, you Flounced Out, being driven off by the countless keyboards of enraged regulars who were well and truly sick of your shit and sick of your schtick.
And you now return, post-election, voicing the exact same rhetorical dodges, dives and what is in YOUR mind, "Socratic Questioning".

In. Your. Mind.

In our minds, in our ears, on our screens?

Same old bullshit, ever as before.

Go burn a steak, asshole.

You thought the keyboards hounded you away the last time? That was the warm up act.

They've had a landslide election stolen from them, and you show up here to gloat, in your self-righteous "non-gloating" way.
Those keyboards are soon to make you, and your mental state, a far less stable place that you might ever have imagined.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 26, 2026 08:15 PM (zYpTz)

34 Never been to France, no chance of going now
Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 08:10 PM (Ia/+0)
===

Listening to some Three Dog Night after reading that.

I've been to Oklahoma, too.

Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2026 08:16 PM (rj6Yv)

35 Ì better get to bed
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 26, 2026 08:17 PM (Ia/+0)

36

Dash,

Thank you for that!!!

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:17 PM (3ek7K)

37 Part 2
They've had a landslide election stolen from them, and you show up here to gloat, in your self-righteous "non-gloating" way.
Those keyboards are soon to make you, and your mental state, a far less stable place that you might ever have imagined.
You know and I know, that I met up with you at The Arms Room in League City, TX, where I tried to give you a turn at the firing line, and a basic "orientation" as to safety, shooting, and even a modicum of marksmanship.

But you're the only "man" I've ever brought to the line, who SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL, at the first shot from a Browning Buckmark .22 LR.
That's a fact, and you know it.

Go scream like a girl, somewhere else, while you burn your fucking steak.
Fucking Professariot Psuedo-Commie (socialist) Elitist "expert-class" towering tub of non-accomplishment. Publish or Perish, while your Chemical Betters work in the actual industry of producing compounds, polymers, matrixes and formulations which improve the lives of us all.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 26, 2026 08:17 PM (zYpTz)

38 One amusing (to me) Senate voting story from waaay back (late 80s). A federal judge was being impeached (yes, it actually used to happen). The accused sits in the well of the Senate during voting (essentially, the voting of the jury).

As usual I was sitting right next to one door, the one most used by senators entering/leaving the floor.

In walks Dave Durenberger (R-MN) - always a cheerful and friendly sort. He walks in just to the first row of senators' seats, stops, and gets the eye of the clerk. Clerk doesn't say anything. Durenberger smiles and gives a forceful "thumbs up" (= aye). Defendant (judge) slumps a bit. Sad!

Presiding officer reminds all that in impeachment votes, senators vote from their seats, and that the votes are "guilty" or "not guilty". Durenberger rushes to his seat, is recognized, stands up, "guilty". Then rushes off the floor back to whatever he was doing.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2026 08:17 PM (U/Byj)

39 Last part:

You're not fit to stand under Rhomboid's shadow.

And you but stand before a herd of unknowing undergrads, and postulate. IF that is, you're not having a Teaching Assistant do that bit for you.

Office Hours? Yeah. That's when you lecture the poor white male students about their privilege, and such.

Go find another, different herd who you think "suckers".

We're wise TO you here, and weary OF you.

Begone, real-life-troll.

Begone.

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston TX

Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2020 12:34 AM (QzJWU)

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 26, 2026 08:18 PM (zYpTz)

40 If you had any doubts about how evil those mephitic Spheniscidae are, that video should dispel them tout suite!

A guy's taking a little nap, literally as chill as a mammalian lifeform can be, and those smelly birds arrive to crap all over your R&R.

Seals are Western Civilization's first line of defense against those mephitic flocks, and we need to support them.

Magna Spheniscidae delenda est

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 26, 2026 08:18 PM (0sNs1)

41

Sleep well Skip.

The weekend will be here soon!!

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:18 PM (3ek7K)

42 Wow, I really missed something. Dash was on fire earlier.

Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 08:19 PM (77rzZ)

43 Thanks Dash.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 08:19 PM (Sco7b)

44 thanks for the memories, Dash!

lol, that was epic!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 26, 2026 08:19 PM (MIIRH)

45
I think I peed myself when I read when Jim posted that, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:20 PM (3ek7K)

46 42 Wow, I really missed something. Dash was on fire earlier.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 08:19 PM (77rzZ)

Not me, Bulg. That was zombie Jim Sunk New Dawn, may he rest eternal.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 26, 2026 08:21 PM (zYpTz)

47 Holy shit. Chemjeff? Do I have to run your stupid pass agIn?

Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2026 08:21 PM (YrUlT)

48 Listening to some Three Dog Night after reading that."

No Hoyt Axton?

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:21 PM (XuXeR)

49

Bulg,

I don't know if you were around here when Jim was here. If not, you missed so many great comments.

He was one of a kind.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:22 PM (3ek7K)

50 I miss Jim SND. And others not with us.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 26, 2026 08:22 PM (y+Apl)

51 The Olympic thread was awesome.

I still am not tired of watching highlights of Canadians getting their souls ripped from them as the United States won the gold medal in men's hockey...

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 08:23 PM (hJH5n)

52 House uses cards and machines. Pretty sure Senate still uses "open outcry" voting, with the clerk recognizing senators. Guess I'd have to watch C-SPAN to confirm. But I doubt such a renowned and prestigious club would use something tacky like credit card machines to vote.

Recall the infamous (truly) thumbs-down McCain (spit) vote on partial O-care repeal.

Thumbs up/down was not uncommon. The clerk calls out the vote, "Mr Ace, aye". Rarely there are "present" votes where conflict of interest considerations call for it (in the senator's estimation, not a rule).

But my favorite were Bob Dole's hand signals. His most famous was the "T" time-out signal he would use to have a quorum call. Presiding officer understood the signal and proceeded with the standard "The lack of a quorum having been suggested, the clerk will call the roll".

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2026 08:24 PM (U/Byj)

53 There I was sleeping and penguins tried to jump in my mouth. No really.
L. Seal

Posted by: Eromero at March 26, 2026 08:25 PM (LHPAg)

54 Speaking of dogs . . .

Marjorie Taylor Greene
@mtgreenee
I’d like to congratulate two time Congressional candidate loser Laura Loomer, MIGA foreign op Mark Levin, and Neocon murdering psycho Senator Lindsey Graham for leading Republicans into slaughter going into midterms.
Your incessant lies to President Trump have destroyed all faith in the GOP.
I’d also like to remind everyone that when I led the party on the campaign trail fighting for America First in ‘22 and ‘24, all the GOP did was win win win!
But after Trump called me a traitor and said he would destroy me for releasing the Epstein files, I refuse to fight for Trump and the Republican Party that defends the Epstein class, wages pointless foreign wars, and pursues America LAST.
I never changed, Trump and the GOP betrayed their voters and took in the trash we threw out of the party.
Loomer, Levin, and Lady Lindsey are the BEST political consultants the Democrat Party could ever imagine!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 26, 2026 08:25 PM (ndZc7)

55 46 Noted, Dash.

I regret that my last my last interaction with Jim SND here was an antagonistic one.

*raises glass to Jim SND*

Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 08:25 PM (77rzZ)

56 Jim SND certainly had a way with words.

He is missed.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 26, 2026 08:25 PM (nz1sK)

57 28 Remember when Oregon rolled out the Real ID the first time and then didn't do it because they couldn't figure out how to not issue it to illegals while registering them to vote?

I don't actually remember that but it doesn't surprise me. I got the one step down version, which is probably the illegals loophole, because I am not going to fly anywhere.

But I basically had to prove I was born here anyway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 08:13 PM (PYyV9)

Last time I went to TX DPS I took my passport with me to prove my citizenship.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 08:25 PM (hJH5n)

58 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 26, 2026 08:25 PM (ndZc7)

she kinda looks like a scabby rat

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:27 PM (GD0B3)

59 I still am not tired of watching highlights of Canadians getting their souls ripped from them as the United States won the gold medal in men's hockey...
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 08:23 PM (hJH5n

And women's hockey.
And paralympics sled hockey.
And World Series.

I'm fine with that. After covid oppression, we don't deserve nice things.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 08:27 PM (Sco7b)

60 Trump's signature will soon be on the one dollar bills.
It's a first for a sitting president.

Posted by: four seasons

This will drive the leftist absolutely bonkers.

Well, further bonkers - if that is possible.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 26, 2026 08:28 PM (cYBz/)

61 Marjorie Taylor Greene
===
Delusional narcissistic hose beast. Do not approach or make eye contact. God an gamma globulin help you if yo make genital contact.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2026 08:29 PM (YrUlT)

62

Tonypete,

The next thing the assholes will try to ban is the dollar bill.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:29 PM (3ek7K)

63 Willowed from a couple of threads back...

> Ace (if you're still here), _Hellraiser_ is available on Prime, plus some
> free sites:
> https://watch.plex.tv/movie/hellraiser-1987
> https://tinyurl.com/yp93f8tr
> https://tubitv.com/search/Hellraiser

Posted by: 6eyes at March 26, 2026 08:29 PM (n/le7)

64 Schlürpo holds my future, watch it unfold!

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 08:30 PM (hJH5n)

65 And World Series.

I'm fine with that. After covid oppression, we don't deserve nice things.
Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 of 14 or so - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 08:27 PM (Sco7b)

Remind me what the World Series is again?

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 08:31 PM (hJH5n)

66 Taylor Greene or as Trump calls her "Traitor Brown." And we all understand that the "brown" he was talking about is not a color.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:31 PM (GD0B3)

67 Cenobite, if you wish true pain and degradation, it awaits in oral genital contact with MTG.

Posted by: Simplemind at March 26, 2026 08:32 PM (YrUlT)

68 Last time I went to TX DPS I took my passport with me to prove my citizenship.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 26, 2026 08:25 PM (hJH5n)

Yes. And I had my birth certificate, even though I am a retarded married woman who was born in a knuckledragging redneck state. And it was super hard to get a birth certificate in the nineties. I had to go on the interwebz. Those were kinda new then. Find the appropriate department in the backwards state of my birth that dealt with birth certificates. I did so, and paid money! Online! In the nineties!. And I got a glorious piece of mail in the US Mail. It didn't take weeks. Just days.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 08:35 PM (w5FC4)

69 Remind me what the World Series is again?

"Is it REALLY the world series if we aren't involved? huh? Huh?"
--Europeans

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 08:37 PM (PYyV9)

70 And I had my birth certificate, even though I am a retarded married woman who was born in a knuckledragging redneck state.

Unpossible! I was assured women are too stupid to get their marriage certificate or get any ID whatsoever! Its beyond their simple girlish capabilities!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 08:39 PM (PYyV9)

71

Look up Richard Channing Sheely.

The pervert needs drastic punishment.

How many school administrators and administrators are involved in this evil evil shit?

Monitor your kid's schools and the people running them.

Oh, he has a website if you can access it talking about what a wonderful Christian he is and he was a pastor of a church.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:39 PM (3ek7K)

72 oh, hey here is why MTG is ranting, she was exposed for funneling campaign cash to her retarded family !!

From Loomer :
"The same day I exposed @mtgreenee for funneling over $60,000 to her family in campaign funds immediately after she announced her resignation from Congress, MTG is now going on an insane rant blaming me for other candidates who I have never met losing their races…

She goes on to say that I am leading Republicans to slaughter ahead of the midterms even though I’m the one who is constantly calling out and exposing bad candidates and secret democrats who are infiltrating the GOP. I’m the one who has stayed loyal to the President while she has sided with the Radical Left and Soros funded organizations to launch attacks against President Trump on a daily basis.."

etc. Loomer's been sounding the alarm about the traitors who are backstabbing Trump and his administration, MTG being one of them, and now low IQ MTG is exposed and BIG MAD! lol , sad whore

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:40 PM (GD0B3)

73 MTG is a 59 on Hot Crazy matrix.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 08:40 PM (V4IXI)

74 33

ash my lace wigs!

Heh! I 'memba.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 26, 2026 08:41 PM (Xr4QU)

75 y'all like ugly chicks

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:41 PM (GD0B3)

76 Unpossible! I was assured women are too stupid to get their marriage certificate or get any ID whatsoever! Its beyond their simple girlish capabilities!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 08:39 PM (PYyV9)

If you put a bunch of us on a typewriter with a bunch of monkeys, we'd write Shakespeare. Or one of those dirty Minotaur books.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 08:43 PM (w5FC4)

77
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:43 PM (3ek7K)

78 "y'all like ugly chicks
Posted by: runner"

Watch out. There's a lot more ugly folks than good looking folks. Present company excluded, of course.

Posted by: fd at March 26, 2026 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

79 39: Jim Sunk New Dawn

He was an absolute sublime wordsmith. RIP. He's certainly missed around here.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 26, 2026 08:46 PM (Xr4QU)

80

I only dated blind guys, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:46 PM (3ek7K)

81 I was just reading Joe Kent is possibly going to testify in the Charlie Kirk murder for the defense. I live in Washington state and I voted for the fucker twice. Yes there is a real possibility of this degenerate POS fouling the jury pool.

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 26, 2026 08:46 PM (rOnpd)

82 Penguin chicks are not only ugly they have an aroma best described as "mephitic".

Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 26, 2026 08:46 PM (vFG9F)

83 No Hoyt Axton?
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:21 PM (XuXeR)
====

Now Hoyt Axton. A great song, so good the lounge acts sound like pros.

Posted by: mrp at March 26, 2026 08:47 PM (rj6Yv)

84 Ace, I'm sorry I missed your earlier Hellgate thread. You are in prime form. Brings a tear to my gay homosexual faggot eyes but, like, in a straight way. Man.

Posted by: ... at March 26, 2026 08:48 PM (vE0+H)

85 Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:43 PM (3ek7K)

Definitely true. Lot of celebrity woman I'm supposed to find hot that I do not. And vice versa.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 08:49 PM (V4IXI)

86 If you put a bunch of us on a typewriter with a bunch of monkeys, we'd write Shakespeare. Or one of those dirty Minotaur books.

is that where they come from?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 26, 2026 08:50 PM (PYyV9)

87

Harry,

Exactly! We all have our preferences.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:50 PM (3ek7K)

88 Marjorie Taylor Greene

Calm down, woman, and let the men work.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 26, 2026 08:50 PM (Xr4QU)

89 It's just a bunch of characters telling stories, but there's so much lore and history revealed, it's fascinating.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 08:00 PM (ESVrU)
---
What sells it is how they interact with one another. Without spelling it all out, without long asides or expositions, we get the alienation of all the Free People from each other shown clearly. Hobbits are a joke, dwarves and elves have bad memories of each other, yet everyone understands what is at stake.

And Elrond is there to remind us that this is a battle as old as time itself...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 26, 2026 08:51 PM (ZOv7s)

90 The thing about the beautiful people is the beauty is fleeting and they have to deal with losing it whereas us ugly folks dealt with it long ago.

Posted by: fd at March 26, 2026 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

91 Sigh. Jim SND, may he rest with the Lord or feast in Valhalla, whichever. We could do longer comments in those days, back before one thread too many got copied and pasted in entire...

Posted by: Brother Tim, still standing at March 26, 2026 08:51 PM (FIwBs)

92

fd,

LMAO!!!!

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:52 PM (3ek7K)

93 "eye of the beholder" is really talking about attraction, that is based on who knows what - animal instinct, chemistry or whatever; recognizing beauty is a higher form of development. just because you are attracted to something, does not mean it is beautiful

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:52 PM (GD0B3)

94 Sealskin makes excellent mittens, boots, moccasins, hats. And club the baby seals, too.

Posted by: Penguin Defense Fund 501c3 at March 26, 2026 08:53 PM (oftw2)

95 If you put a bunch of us on a typewriter with a bunch of monkeys, we'd write Shakespeare. Or one of those dirty Minotaur books.

is that where they come from?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

They're on to us!

Posted by: ChatGPT: Great Primate Typewriters at March 26, 2026 08:53 PM (FIwBs)

96 "The next thing the assholes will try to ban is the dollar bill."

whoa, Whoa, WHOA!!

Posted by: Strippers Everywhere at March 26, 2026 08:54 PM (Q+gd/)

97 There is a musical group named Hot Tuna, basically Jack Casady and Jorma Kaukonen; bassist (hot in his day) and guitar/lyricist/singer from the original Jefferson Airplane.

Then there is the special version tuna canned by the Israelis for the Basij;

Israelis planted explosives in canned tuna
Today. Mined cans of canned food. Photo: social network X Members of the Iranian Basij militia in the province of Fars received tuna rations that contained explosives and began to explode when they tried to open them. Iranian oppositionists are happy...
_eadaily.com/en/news/...2026/03/26/ ...israelis-planted-explosives -in-canned-tuna

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 08:54 PM (jAisO)

98 "just because you are attracted to something, does not mean it is beautiful
Posted by: runner"

Tell it, brother!

Posted by: The Hunchback of Notre Dame at March 26, 2026 08:54 PM (vFG9F)

99 A vespasienne - named after the Emperor Titus Flavius Vespasianus:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pissoir

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 26, 2026 08:54 PM (NWwW8)

100 Jim SND took his imminent passing like every man hopes to do. Fearless good humor.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 08:54 PM (V4IXI)

101

Beauty applies to a lot of stuff.

It's like when we were shopping for a new couch a few years ago and I found one that I thought was beautiful.

Hubby told me it looked like dogs had shit all over it, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:55 PM (3ek7K)

102 The thing about the beautiful people is the beauty is fleeting and they have to deal with losing it whereas us ugly folks dealt with it long ago.

Posted by: fd at March 26, 2026 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

Being average has its benefits. I don't care about much. I try to be clean and presentable in public. That is all.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 08:55 PM (w5FC4)

103 I mean it's ok, be attracted to MTG, but don't tell me she is "hot" or some shit.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:56 PM (GD0B3)

104

Mary,

You don't go out in public with your ass and boobs hanging out????

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 08:56 PM (3ek7K)

105 " I mean it's ok, be attracted to MTG, but don't tell me she is "hot" or some shit.
Posted by: runner"

I would let her ring my bell.

Posted by: The Hunchback of Notre Dame at March 26, 2026 08:57 PM (vFG9F)

106 🤣🤣

She'll cut your bell off, fd

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:58 PM (GD0B3)

107 Dog brought a dog to a cat fight.

Kitteh used Hundred Paw Slap!

The move had no effect.

Posted by: mikeski chooses puppeh at March 26, 2026 08:58 PM (VHUov)

108 99, thanks !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 26, 2026 09:00 PM (MIIRH)

109

We never saw people out shopping in their pjs until we were locked down.

Things have gone further down the shit hill since then.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:00 PM (3ek7K)

110 Penguin chicks are not only ugly they have an aroma best described as "mephitic".
Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 26, 2026 08:46 PM

As always, Penguin Facts brings the truth.

Can you handle the truth?

Posted by: Colonel Jessup at March 26, 2026 09:00 PM (0sNs1)

111 5.25-3.42=1.83 1.83/3.42=54%
Is your income up 54% since 2020. US Treasury is.
Tax collections are not the PROBLEM FY 2025 $5.25 trillion FY 2024 $4.91 trillion FY 2023 $4.44 trillion FY 2022 $4.90 trillion FY 2021 $4.05 trillion FY 2020$3.42 trillion

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 09:01 PM (gbOdA)

112 Four Seasons, LOL. Lordy no.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 09:01 PM (w5FC4)

113 I would let her ring my bell.
Posted by: The Hunchback of Notre Dame at March 26, 2026 08:57 PM

But would you let her hump you?

Posted by: Quasi at March 26, 2026 09:02 PM (M6Opu)

114 Posted by: Dash my lace wigs!
---

Damn girl, lay it out. Bravo.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:02 PM (jAisO)

115 "5.25-3.42=1.83 1.83/3.42=54%"

What are these strange symbols?

*throws gargoyle*

Posted by: The Hunchback of Notre Dame at March 26, 2026 09:03 PM (vFG9F)

116

Mary,

I'm old. When I decide to face the crazy world out there I have to keep my sagging boobs and ass covered.

Unfortunately a lot of women don't do the same, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:03 PM (3ek7K)

117 >>>
But I basically had to prove I was born here anyway
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
--

Me too, when I came out in the Dr.s hands, he and the nurses all said, that kid's not from around here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:07 PM (jAisO)

118 We just stood in the front yard for a while listening to a siren. City folks can laugh,, but you don't hear them much in the boonies. You notice them when they are there. Ambulance. It took a while til we saw it go by.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 09:08 PM (w5FC4)

119 Damn girl, lay it out. Bravo.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:02 PM (jAisO)

Just a rememory--reposting a Jim SND classic.

Must turn in now. Good night, horde.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 26, 2026 09:10 PM (zYpTz)

120

Mary,

It is the same here. We are very rural and rarely hear sirens.

Our first thought is where are our kids and grandkids.

Usually there is an accident out on I-80.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:10 PM (3ek7K)

121 MTG is a 59 grifter who knows exactly what she's doing. Had me fooled for a while. That I ran the family business horse shit.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:11 PM (jAisO)

122 I finally googled "lace wigs." I've heard it mentioned hundreds of times here but it always sounded weird. A wig made from lace? Anyway it appears they are normal wigs. The "lace" must be a description of how they are assembled I assume. They are not literally lace.

Posted by: Max Power at March 26, 2026 09:13 PM (q177U)

123 118 - I do the same thing sometimes, from our back deck that overlooks the road ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 26, 2026 09:13 PM (MIIRH)

124 We never saw people out shopping in their pjs until we were locked down.

Things have gone further down the shit hill since then.

Posted by: four seasons

Word. I had to wear joggers out yesterday for a scan but had stuff to do afterwards. I brought real pants to change into.

Posted by: She Hobbit at March 26, 2026 09:13 PM (ftFVW)

125 I finally googled "lace wigs."

==

Now you are ready to google "machines for sale".

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 09:14 PM (GD0B3)

126

A couple of years ago we heard sirens.

Someone called the police because there was a moose in a very large fenced in pasture. He wasn't threatening and was contained.

We figured the people who called the police are some wacko invaders from somewhere they need to go back to, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:14 PM (3ek7K)

127 Four Seasons, the last time we heard sirens, sheriff's deputies were trying to round up loose cattle. There aren't a lot of emergencies out here. We do hear the train siren. That is different and cool.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 09:14 PM (w5FC4)

128 "A wig made from lace?"

There are many different kinds.

Posted by: The stuff you learn here at March 26, 2026 09:15 PM (vFG9F)

129

Dash,

Good night and sleep well.

Thank you so much for reposting Jim's rant.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:15 PM (3ek7K)

130 Max, around here "lace wigs" refers to a long-ago comment-spammer whose ads offered them.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 26, 2026 09:16 PM (MIIRH)

131

We lived a couple of miles from Ft. Jackson in Columbia.

We loved hearing the bugle. I always yelled "America"

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:17 PM (3ek7K)

132 I finally googled "lace wigs." I've heard it mentioned hundreds of times here but it always sounded weird. A wig made from lace? Anyway it appears they are normal wigs. The "lace" must be a description of how they are assembled I assume. They are not literally lace.
Posted by: Max Power

They're not faux dreadlocks made of old shoelaces? I am disappoint.

Posted by: mikeski at March 26, 2026 09:17 PM (VHUov)

133 I recall rhe lace wig spammer who isn't the nice Dash my Lace Wigs 'ette.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 09:18 PM (w5FC4)

134 Ugg Boots.

Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2026 09:18 PM (Q+gd/)

135

She Hobbit,

That is acceptable, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:19 PM (3ek7K)

136 What's all this now about Marjorie Chemjeff Greene?
____🫨____

Dear Mister Wikipedia, what is a 'Cenobite'?

Cenobitic monasticism… one of several forms of monasticism, distinguished from the eremitic life of a hermit, or the skete and lavritic forms developed in Eastern Christianity.

As someone so famously said, I don't get it. Also, sorry I asked.

"Images for Cenobite" show it to be a very strange-looking bunch, though!
🙄

Posted by: mindful webworker is not up on all the latest hipster lingo and tropes at March 26, 2026 09:22 PM (jrd4M)

137
Just throwing it out that every James Bond movie has a Jules Verne villain.

Posted by: Auspex at March 26, 2026 09:22 PM (Y8DZL)

138

Our neighborhood is all Mormons.

The other night hubby was trying to get the dogs in and he hollered "GD it".

We're really on the shit list now because some of them were out in their yards, lol.

I scolded him but he'll do it again.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:24 PM (3ek7K)

139 Algorithm for lace wings is taken over by some ethnic hair aesthetic. Didn't use to be that way.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:24 PM (jAisO)

140 Maury's Wigs > Lace Wigs

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 26, 2026 09:24 PM (y+Apl)

141 Our neighborhood is all Mormons.

The other night hubby was trying to get the dogs in and he hollered "GD it".

We're really on the shit list now because some of them were out in their yards, lol.

I scolded him but he'll do it again.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:24 PM (3ek7K)

***

My BNL.married into the Mormons.
He knows better than to piss me off.
Bad words would be a given.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2026 09:26 PM (2WIwB)

142 I mean it's ok, be attracted to MTG, but don't tell me she is "hot" or some shit.
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:56 PM (GD0B

Since your comment came right after mine I assume you misread the hot crazy rating.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 09:26 PM (V4IXI)

143 50- yeah, me too. I’ve been coming here almost 22 years now, lost some good internet friends in that time- but it was a pleasure and privilege to know them.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 26, 2026 09:26 PM (IX8iX)

144 50- yeah, me too. I’ve been coming here almost 22 years now, lost some good internet friends in that time- but it was a pleasure and privilege to know them.
Posted by: Farmer Bob

Amen.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 26, 2026 09:28 PM (y+Apl)

145 I scolded him but he'll do it again.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:24 PM (3ek7K)

Lol. No one can hear if we swear. I don't think. Maybe if the wind is blowing ever so.

Mr Scary insists on peeing off the front porch. Not likely anyone will see him either. But he's made a dead yellow patch in the grass. Sigh.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 09:28 PM (w5FC4)

146

Diogenes,

Hubby and I have foul mouths, lol. When we sit out on the patio we have to be very careful about our language.

They've tried to convert us but it didn't take, lol.

I wish we lived on acreage.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:29 PM (3ek7K)

147 Watching the Brazil movie "The Secret Agent" and I am low-key annoyed at how meandering it is.
The 70s setting is very well done, however.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 09:29 PM (fb0M4)

148 Watching the Brazil movie "The Secret Agent" and I am low-key annoyed at how meandering it is.
The 70s setting is very well done, however.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 26, 2026 09:29 PM (fb0M4)

I'm watching TransSiberian again after I was reminded of it earlier today in the comments. Really good.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 09:32 PM (V4IXI)

149 Today a CCP owned judge in commiefornia blocked the Trump Admin from designating Anthropic as a security threat forcing the government to open the military to infiltration.

The government isn't even allowed to handle basic security threats now. Our hundred strong politburo of activist judges run everything.

Sure, sure, it will be overturned after a very long time and then 5 milliseconds later they will make another ruling.

During Trump's presidency, when you add it all up at the end, we will probably enjoy a grand total of 7 minutes of actual Trump executive action, with the remaining 99.9997% of our lives under the dictates of our communist politburo.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2026 09:33 PM (3uBP9)

150 Longhorns has a good run

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 09:33 PM (gbOdA)

151

The one living next door likes to come over and tell us what we need to do in our yard.

Husband is 80 and I'm in my 70's and we ain't doing shit out there. We have a lawn service that keeps everything mowed, weeded and cleaned up.

He can fuck off.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:34 PM (3ek7K)

152 I finally googled "lace wigs.…"
Posted by: Max Power

Egad! There goes all the mystery and magic of a major classic AoSHQ trope. Why would you do that?

It's like telling Perfesser Squirrel that Hobbits aren't real.

Which they totally are.

Posted by: mindful webworker remembers at March 26, 2026 09:35 PM (jrd4M)

153 It's like telling Perfesser Squirrel that Hobbits aren't real.

Which they totally are.
Posted by: mindful webworker remembers at March 26, 2026 09:35 PM (jrd4M)
----
Indeed they are.

Professor Tolkien spends the entire prologue of Fellowship of the Ring discussing the nature of hobbits.

Surely a learned man such as he would not lead me astray...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 09:38 PM (ESVrU)

154 149 During Trump's presidency, when you add it all up at the end, we will probably enjoy a grand total of 7 minutes of actual Trump executive action, with the remaining 99.9997% of our lives under the dictates of our communist politburo.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 26, 2026 09:33 PM (3uBP9)

Just wait until Boesberg blocks Trump's EO paying TSA agents.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 09:38 PM (y171U)

155 Welcome to the War Department

"We see ourselves as part of this negotiation as well.
We negotiate with bombs"
_Pete Hegseth

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:38 PM (jAisO)

156 They've tried to convert us but it didn't take, lol.

I wish we lived on acreage.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:29 PM (3ek7K)

***

Well, i wished I lived on acreage as well, but not today.
The inlaws know very well where I stand. Rhey don't bother me.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2026 09:39 PM (2WIwB)

157

Pete Hegseth is awesome.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:39 PM (3ek7K)

158 I like neighborly neighbors. Those who are kind and helpful to each other. You can be friends, even. But none of the Karen McKaren lawn and bush trimming police.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 09:40 PM (w5FC4)

159

Most people want to be left alone.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:41 PM (3ek7K)

160 Pete Hegsex, I say.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 09:41 PM (w5FC4)

161 This Anthropic thing, haven't looked at details but unless there's some specific mechanical step that was botched, how in the F review a national security decision by the executive?

Semi-rhetorical question. There has been wholesale usurpation of executive authority since Jan. '25 on a range of issues, including executive discretion on national security and national interest.

But I'm fairly confident the existential trainwreck that is the judiciary and the Legal Cult crippling the country will not be materially reduced under Trump. And the bow-wave of alien indoctrinated idiotic law grads is just starting to appear. Prospects dim, getting dimmer.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2026 09:41 PM (U/Byj)

162

Mary that is the way to be.

We don't stick our noses into other's business and we expect the same thing.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:42 PM (3ek7K)

163 "We see ourselves as part of this negotiation as well.
We negotiate with bombs"
_Pete Hegseth

"Anyone else want to negotiate?"
—Pete Korben Dallas Hegseth

Posted by: mindful webworker big badda boom at March 26, 2026 09:43 PM (jrd4M)

164 157 Pete Hegseth is awesome.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:39 PM (3ek7K)

Remember when they said he was a drunk? They said the same thing about U.S. Grant 150 years ago.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 26, 2026 09:44 PM (y171U)

165

Mary,

Looking at photos of Hegsex, I can't tell how tall he is.

He is a good looking man.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:44 PM (3ek7K)

166 Posted by: rhomboid at March 26, 2026 09:41 PM (U/Byj

The judiciary will be constrained to rule against the executive once a Dem is in office again.

I think that when the shit will hit the fan.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 26, 2026 09:44 PM (V4IXI)

167 the horror version of cenobite is "coenobite", because Clive Barker is a Brit.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 26, 2026 09:45 PM (gKWVE)

168 Husband is 80 and I'm in my 70's and we ain't doing shit out there. We have a lawn service that keeps everything mowed, weeded and cleaned up.

He can fuck off.
Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:34 PM (3ek7K)

I only met her once but I bet you and my grandma would really have gotten along.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 26, 2026 09:46 PM (2WIwB)

169

Joemarine,

yep, I remember. See the evil people knew he would kick ass and they tried everything to tear him down.

May he live a long healthy life and keep kicking ass.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:46 PM (3ek7K)

170 Looking at photos of Hegsex, I can't tell how tall he is.

He is a good looking man.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:44 PM (3ek7K)

If i werent an old married lady, I wouldn't kick him out of the sack for eating crackers.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 09:47 PM (w5FC4)

171

We've been so cowed the last couple of decades. People are so afraid of being slammed on social media.

Fuck that, stand up for what you believe.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:48 PM (3ek7K)

172 Sometimes you just need to get back to basic rock and roll.

https://shorturl.at/htNvf

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 09:48 PM (Fbc0I)

173
Mary,

same here, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:49 PM (3ek7K)

174 Out here at Rancho Webworks, we do hear sirens not infrequently. I can't really tell them apart by sound, but I know if it's just one, it's probably an ambulance on its way to one of our elderly neighbors'. If it's a series of them, especially this time of year, it's probably firefighters on their way to a burning pasture.

Always a call for prayers in either case.
https://bit.ly/reminders-to-love

Posted by: mindful webworker ree ree ree ree ree at March 26, 2026 09:50 PM (jrd4M)

175

mindful,

yes, we always pray it's not something horrible.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:51 PM (3ek7K)

176 Thursday, the Chairman of the Federal Maritime Commission(FMC), Commissioner Laura DiBella, said they are closely monitoring a surge in inspections and detentions of Panama-flagged ships at Chinese ports—actions that appear to go well beyond normal port state control practices and may be tied to escalating tensions between Beijing and Panama.

The developments follow Panama’s decision earlier this year to strip Hong Kong–based CK Hutchison Holdings of its long-standing concessions to operate the Balboa and Cristóbal container terminals at either end of the canal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:54 PM (jAisO)

177 mindful, wildfires are my greatest fear. For anyone rural, remember to donate to your local fire department. If they are volunteers, they may not get much local funding. Depends on the area.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 26, 2026 09:54 PM (w5FC4)

178 I scolded him but he'll do it again.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:24 PM (3ek7K)

Fuck that!

Reward him!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 26, 2026 09:55 PM (n9ltV)

179 149 Today a CCP owned judge in commiefornia blocked the Trump Admin from designating Anthropic as a security threat forcing the government to open the military to infiltration.
---

Ban the judge as a security risk.
Better
Lock him up.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:56 PM (jAisO)

180 Just wait until Boesberg blocks Trump's EO paying TSA agents.
Posted by: Joemarine

He may motivate some underpaid TSA agents to form a vigilance committee to appeal his decision.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 26, 2026 09:56 PM (/lPRQ)

181

Mary,

We already have red flag warnings here in March.

We've had no snow and no rain. It's so dry here. We do have some trees leafing out. They must have deep roots because we ain't had any moisture.

I'm terrified of wildfires too.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:57 PM (3ek7K)

182 I remember thinking Jorma Kaukonnen must be some large Hawaiian, playing slack key guitar.
He’s of Finnish extraction, among other things. His dad was a State Department guy, so he grew up in DC. Got involved with guitar during the Folk Scare in the early 60s and gave lessons to make ends meet.

Then he got involved with Jefferson Airplane. He’s a lefty though not obnoxious about it. There’s some excellent YT videos of him giving guitar lessons for many tunes, including his own. The Water Song is really fun to play, he’s an excellent instructor.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 09:57 PM (r09E4)

183
CBD,

You are correct, as always. I should have done that.

The neighbors don't have anything to do with anyways, lol.

I will follow your advice.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 09:58 PM (3ek7K)

184 MTG is kinda MILFy.
Dumb as a rock. But still.

Posted by: Heroq at March 26, 2026 09:59 PM (ppdC5)

185
She is a loon along with Nancy Mace.

South Carolina needs to pray Mace isn't the next governor.

Posted by: four seasons at March 26, 2026 10:01 PM (3ek7K)

186 81 I was just reading Joe Kent is possibly going to testify in the Charlie Kirk murder for the defense. I live in Washington state and I voted for the fucker twice. Yes there is a real possibility of this degenerate POS fouling the jury pool.
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at M

I dont know what he could testify to from personal knowledge that would be relevant.

Posted by: LASue at March 26, 2026 10:01 PM (lCppi)

187 I dont know what he could testify to from personal knowledge that would be relevant.
Posted by: LASue
--

He could lie.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 10:05 PM (jAisO)

188 Is the trial in SLC? If so I can see Kirk’s killer getting a hung jury. SLC is Berkeley but with snow.

Posted by: Heroq at March 26, 2026 10:05 PM (ppdC5)

189 Quadruple amputee cornhole player waives hearing in murder case

He does not have a leg to stand on.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:08 PM (gbOdA)

190 Quadruple amputee cornhole player waives hearing in murder case

Judge rules he does not have right to arms

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 10:10 PM (gbOdA)

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