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The Morning Report — 3/26/26

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Good morning kids. RIght off the bat here are two degenerate scumbags who need to swing.


First up, degenerate scumbag one:

Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson (D) doubled down on protecting illegal aliens, a week after 18-year-old Loyola University student Sheridan Gorman was allegedly murdered by an illegal alien. During a press conference on Wednesday, where Johnson unveiled an “Abolish ICE” snowplow, Johnson was asked if he had reconsidered “rescheduling this event” after the death of Gorman. “This is a terrible tragedy, and what I’ve said from the very beginning, I’m going to continue to use every single tool that’s available to me to protect the residents of the city of Chicago,” Johnson said. “This tragedy is not going to deter us from our work. In fact, it’s going to challenge us all to double down on our efforts to ensure that we are protecting every single individual across neighborhoods.” The unveiling of the snowplow with “Abolish ICE” on it came after a “citywide contest to name six new salt trucks,” according to the Chicago Tribune.“Abolish ICE” was “submitted over 9,000 times,” according to the outlet.

And next there's this slithering cancer:

Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner (D) threatened to prosecute U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents deployed at the airport if they acted inappropriately. . . “I will put you in handcuffs and I will put you in a courtroom, and if necessary, I will put you in a jail cell…” Krasner has a long history of threatening federal immigration agents, comparing them to Nazis and stating that he will “hunt them down.”

Meh, we're going to need a bigger gallows! Much much bigger!!!!

Democrat lies will get us killed.

The false narratives they peddle through their media handmaidens end up distorting reality and poisoning people’s minds.

Exhibit A is their rancid defamation campaign about Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents, which mirrors precisely their long-running lies about “systemically racist police” that led to the deadly riots of 2020 and Defund the Police policies that drove up the homicide rate and endangered communities across the country.

We see how it works this week as the mendacious trio of Connecticut Democrat Sen. Richard Blumenthal, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries and Senate counterpart Chuck Schumer claimed in unison that ICE agents helping ease TSA lines at airports this week will “brutalize and kill” you and kidnap your children.

In fact, ICE agents are kindly giving stranded passengers bottles of water, helping with their luggage, and performing tasks that free up TSA workers who have just missed their third paycheck — thanks to the Democrats. . . The sole aim of Democrats is to punish Americans for voting Trump into office.

Dems get away with it by shameless lying and then pretending they are paragons of truthfulness.

They smear ICE agents as ­Gestapo, white supremacists, ­Nazis and “secret police” with the objective of turning the American public against them.

Trump’s gambit of placing ICE in airports to ease the pain of travelers is a challenge to the lies, because now people can see the agents are not the monsters they have been painted. . .

Democrat lawmakers like Jamie Raskin and Adam Schiff and their slavish legal minions use their ­silver tongues to tell the most corrosive lies and cover up Democrat crimes.

Whether it’s falsely accusing Trump of being a Russian agent and “inciting an insurrection,” or lying that Joe Biden was innocent despite slam-dunk evidence he was up to his neck in his family’s lucrative foreign-influence peddling, or pretending “the border is closed” and that the botched Afghanistan withdrawal was a “success,” or claiming that defunding the police will make communities safer — they always find a way to excuse the inexcusable, and flip the script. . . Then there are the little cheating, self-aggrandizing lies that Dems like Elizabeth “Pocahontas” Warren and Tim “Stolen Valor” Walz and Joe “Corn Pop” Biden indulge in.

Sheridan Gorman was walking with friends on the Chicago lake shore where Pritzker once filmed a video extolling the safety of his crime-ridden sanctuary city.
Hadden said Gorman and friends “might have unintentionally startled” a masked gun-toting Jose Medina-Medina into allegedly jumping out of the bushes and shooting Gorman in the back as she ran from him.
Don’t blame us!
Hadden later apologized but her point was clear.
Don’t blame the Democrats for sanctuary city policies.
It’s your own fault if you get killed.

. . . They don’t necessarily kill anyone but they add to the miasma of dishonesty we are drowning in.

At their worst, Democrat lies that are laundered for years through once-trusted media outlets are the cause of polarization and political violence tearing this country apart.


I have to disagree with the estimable Miranda Devine's assertion that "They don’t necessarily kill anyone" - - abortion alone has snuffed out thousands of lives. The grisly former abattoir of Kermit Gosnell all by itself butchered scores of infants, many actually born alive on his table. Tragically he's just one example.

"It cannot be stated often and loudly enough. Everything wrong with this country, all the pain, misery, suffering, death, bloodshed, violence, discord, dissolution and wastage of life and human potential is the fault of Leftist Democrats and their policies. They have lain waste to America for over 200 years in their goal of seizing and maintaining absolute power.

Unless and until the Anti-American Left and its epicenter of political power the Democrat Party is utterly demolished, we and our children and grandchildren shall never know a moment's peace and will face an existential, generational threat to our lives and liberty for all time. Ditto Islam, of course.

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1 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 07:30 AM (ExV1e)

2 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 07:30 AM (1o8D5)

3 And BOOM!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 07:30 AM (1o8D5)

4 Hiya!

Posted by: NR Pax at March 26, 2026 07:31 AM (NR6c1)

5 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 07:31 AM (ExV1e)

6 thirsty thursday

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:31 AM (gbOdA)

7 They smear ICE agents as ­Gestapo, white supremacists, ­Nazis and “secret police”

None of those insults mean anything any more. Especially when you see how the cities are getting cleaned up by them.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 26, 2026 07:32 AM (NR6c1)

8 Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 26, 2026 07:32 AM (MIIRH)

9 NATO Stands Back as Trump Pushes for Real Action in the Gulf

NATO stands back... party's over, time for the US to go home.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 07:34 AM (ExV1e)

10 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 07:34 AM (AkEZC)

11 Thank you Senor Sefton! Outstanding rant today.

Also, thanks to Sidney Sweeney for sending her "love and thanks" to our deployed military, including her brother. She's a patriot.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 07:35 AM (9nadL)

12 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 26, 2026 07:35 AM (u82oZ)

13 "It cannot be stated often and loudly enough ... ... "

and from your keyboard to His ears!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 26, 2026 07:37 AM (MIIRH)

14 Have a great day, everyone.

Smite evil Dems (all of them, actually) with illegal aliens and non-peaceful islamics.

A solution to a barbarian problem.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 26, 2026 07:38 AM (u82oZ)

15 Vince Vaughn nails it. Well said.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 07:38 AM (9nadL)

16 Mike Pence Thinks He’s the ‘Lifeguard’ of the American Right

Unearthed letters show that Benedict Arnold thought he was the lifeguard of the colonies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 07:39 AM (ExV1e)

17 My lazy ass needs some exercise. Be back later. Thanks again JJ.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 07:39 AM (9nadL)

18 Venturing to NYC today, it's overcast and dreary.

I will have Sushi for lunch, so that's something.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 07:40 AM (zWn86)

19 Morning all

Something seriously wrong with this Krasner guy. WTF

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 26, 2026 07:40 AM (xT8gx)

20 Johnson said. “This tragedy is not going to deter us from our work.

Work Doing the Work Our Work

None of this is work in the sense that value is created for the person or others.

This WORK is just another long progressive Gramsci march through what most considered cultural norms of government and society.
Every murder is another chance to double down on the idea that on the whole idea that the new citizenship is better than you.
Look at the post on X, or Facebook, or Yahoo about how the illegal is more law abiding than the citizen. The illegal provides more economic value. The illegal uses less social services.
The WORK is to convince you that YOU ARE THE PROBLEM.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 07:41 AM (gbOdA)

21 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at March 26, 2026 07:41 AM (53oGX)

22 Legal eagles were baffled by the slap-on-the-wrist plea deal the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office struck with Nicol Alexandra Contreras-Suarez

Why would they be shocked? He's a gay man pretending to be a woman and an immigrant. That puts him higher up in the caste system of intersectionality than the boy he attacked.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 26, 2026 07:41 AM (NR6c1)

23 So, first we find out the LDS church is supporting Hamas.
Then Utah's new senator turns out to be even worse than Mitt Romney.
WTF Utah?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 26, 2026 07:44 AM (vtf3E)

24 >>Meh, we're going to need a bigger gallows! Much much bigger!!!!

Lampposts, they're not just for hanging garland during the Christmas season.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 26, 2026 07:44 AM (Y1sOo)

25 Mike Pence Thinks He’s the ‘Lifeguard’ of the American Right

I'm sorry but who are you? And yes, I am going to eat that. Move along, hobo.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 26, 2026 07:45 AM (NR6c1)

26 NATO's going to have quite the fight on its hands with their Muslim hordes they've let in.

*shrugs*

That's too bad.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 07:45 AM (AkEZC)

27 24 Lampposts, they're not just for hanging garland during the Christmas season.
Posted by: one hour sober


We hang the malefactors in July and by October, we have skeletons for Halloween.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 26, 2026 07:46 AM (NR6c1)

28
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 26, 2026 07:46 AM (tljrc)

29 Hollywood Is Eating Itself Alive, And You Should Care

Admittedly, I only skimmed the article but I never discovered why I should care.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 07:48 AM (ExV1e)

30 We're behind you all the way, Trump! ...way, way back here behind you.

Posted by: NATO at March 26, 2026 07:49 AM (3arSl)

31 To my way of thinking, a tornado or earthquake is a tragedy.

What da mayor of Chicago is describing is an atrocity; one of the hallmarks of these con artists is the inability or unwillingness to use the correct words to describe anything. It’s always vague, euphemistic bullshit artistry. It’s a tell.

“These things happen”, as if these “tragedies” simply fall out of the sky. That’s the outrageous part.

They effect this state of affairs, they caused it - and then publicly scold the victims. “Wrong place at the wrong time”. It’s your fault, you’re the problem - for noticing. For complaining. Left unstated, mostly, is their belief that you deserve it. Never forget that.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 07:50 AM (Fn30I)

32 Some interesting things from X:

- There are now allegations that Candace Owens' husband is gay and her marriage is a sham arranged by the boy's father.

- Owens, meanwhile, is attacking... Nick Shirley?! She claims he's a fake and Somalis are wonderful people.

- Laura Loomer posted that she got leaked info from FedGov that Erdogan and Turkey are the ones paying Carlson and Owens. The government of Turkey has formally demanded Elon take down her post.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2026 07:50 AM (aUxYo)

33 ....but the agency has been looking for ways to decentralize its power and slash its workforce while waiting on GOP lawmakers to deliver on Trump’s campaign promise.

--

Should I laugh now or save it for later? The GOP lawmakers aren't going to deliver bumpkis on Trump's campaign promises.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 26, 2026 07:52 AM (qBdHI)

34 Owens, meanwhile, is attacking... Nick Shirley?! She claims he's a fake and Somalis are wonderful people.

So, is she transitioning to her "whitey is the devil" phase or is this just "Somalis are muslims, not Jews, so they're great"?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 07:53 AM (ExV1e)

35 Admittedly, I only skimmed the article but I never discovered why I should care.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


I read it and came away with the same thought. Unfortunately for Hollywood, technology has advanced to where people don't need them for movies. And if AI keeps getting improved on, they will be even more worthless.

And I'm surprised the article didn't mention Timothée Chalamet other heresy: He said he wants a wife and children. The reaction to this was to call him a white supremacist and a Nazi.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 26, 2026 07:54 AM (NR6c1)

36 Human remains as fertilizer...in the USA...in Oklahoma of all places. Utterly ghastly. What a world we're living in. Sometimes, I find it all so hard to believe what's happening right before my eyes.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 26, 2026 07:54 AM (qBdHI)

37 Interesting that the UN has been unusually quiet about the goings on in Iran. Think they got the SD/ STFU message?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:55 AM (+nEug)

38
So, is she transitioning to her "whitey is the devil" phase or is this just "Somalis are muslims, not Jews, so they're great"?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 07:53 AM


embrace the power of "and"

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 26, 2026 07:55 AM (tljrc)

39 Thune is as useless as tits on a bull. Why is he there exactly?

Posted by: Jaimo at March 26, 2026 07:55 AM (BCuCF)

40 - Owens, meanwhile, is attacking... Nick Shirley?! She claims he's a fake and Somalis are wonderful people.

On the other hand, Candace Owens doesn't matter. At all.

Posted by: t-bird at March 26, 2026 07:57 AM (6VEkT)

41 Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner (D) threatened to prosecute U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents deployed at the airport if they acted inappropriately. . . “I will put you in handcuffs and I will put you in a courtroom, and if necessary, I will put you in a jail cell…” Krasner has a long history of threatening federal immigration agents, comparing them to Nazis and stating that he will “hunt them down.”


Enabling illegal immigration....check
Insufferable Nazi references......check
Weaponizing legal system....check

Enough there for me to skip the confirmation on the Wikipedia Early Life section.

Posted by: One Issue Voter at March 26, 2026 07:57 AM (xGBkT)

42 We need an Article V convention
a few changes:
17th Amendment is repealed
2nd Amendment re-written: the right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. Period.
Art I Sec 5, the clause saying each House may determine its own rules is struck. There shall be a strict rule-based framework for how legislative business is to be conducted.
Term limits. 2 for Senate, 6 for House, 10 for all federal judgeships.
The President shall have the power to dismiss any Executive branch employee.

There's room for more. Haven't even scratched the surface of dealing with rogue courts.

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 07:57 AM (ZxPkt)

43 Thune is as useless as tits on a bull. Why is he there exactly?
Posted by: Jaimo at March 26, 2026 07:55 AM (BCuCF)


I don't come to defend Thune but it's possible that he doesn't have 50 votes to move things forward.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 07:57 AM (ExV1e)

44 It’s clear where all this is trending.

UK Christian School Teaches Islamic Prayer to Schoolchildren


This has been happening all over the United States as well. Texas, Florida, Utah, Michigan, Minnesota, NYC, you name it.

Amy Mek on X has been highlighting this for years.

Amy Mek on X: https://bit.ly/3PAIc0U

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 26, 2026 07:59 AM (P5BPp)

45 Unless and until the Anti-American Left and its epicenter of political power the Democrat Party is utterly demolished, we and our children and grandchildren shall never know a moment's peace and will face an existential, generational threat to our lives and liberty for all time.

Don't expect the GOPe to help, J.J.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 08:00 AM (1Ff7Z)

46 Interesting that the UN has been unusually quiet about the goings on in Iran. Think they got the SD/ STFU message?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:55 AM (+nEug)
-

Not true.

1. Yesterday, UN chief Guttermess called upon the US and Israel to stop this silly war.

2. Notice how no SC meeting are convened to condemn Iran for indiscriminately attacking civilian targets or for using cluster bombs?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 08:00 AM (1o8D5)

47 Mornin’, All. Happy Thursday.

Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 08:01 AM (77rzZ)

48 Hollywood Is Eating Itself Alive, And You Should Care

Care? Of course, I care. In fact, I'll do anything I can to help!

Posted by: t-bird at March 26, 2026 08:02 AM (6VEkT)

49 Krasner smeared ICE agents as “wannabe Nazis,” and vowed to prosecute them.“If we have to hunt you down the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will find your identities; we will find you; we will achieve justice,” he said at the time.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 08:03 AM (gbOdA)

50 "It cannot be stated often and loudly enough. Everything wrong with this country, all the pain, misery, suffering, death, bloodshed, violence, discord, dissolution and wastage of life and human potential is the fault of Leftist Democrats and their policies." .......

No, no, no, no, no, no and no.

UNIPARTY Republicans want all the same wicked things and make the satanic policies of Democrats possible.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 26, 2026 08:03 AM (mjb1b)

51
S o
H appy
I t's
T hursday

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 08:03 AM (ZxPkt)

52 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at March 26, 2026 08:04 AM (2Ez/1)

53 The ONT was headed by a photo of the nose of a B-1 bomber. Then there were wisecracks about the song “ Danger Zone”. The correct ear bug when seeing the B-1 is George Thorogood’s “ Bad to the Bone”

B- 1. Equals B-one equals BONE

Posted by: Fenderbender at March 26, 2026 08:04 AM (1FEc1)

54 Biden's Dog, I saw the comment from the UN secretary but they normally have their gums flapping everyday.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 08:04 AM (+nEug)

55 I have faith that the pubs will keep the house and senate in spite of gatekeeper thune stick in the mud behavior.

Posted by: kingsman at March 26, 2026 08:04 AM (ehY6c)

56 Also, Owens wrote a column titled "Why straight women are marrying gay men". It doesn't actually admit to being autobiographical, but it's kinda specific.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2026 08:04 AM (QZThv)

57 S o
H appy
I t's
T hursday

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 08:03 AM (ZxPkt)
-

I'm a fan!

/ducks

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 08:05 AM (1o8D5)

58 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

House sparrows in the birdbath yesterday

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 08:05 AM (RIvkX)

59 Wildest thing I've never noticed before, pulling into the PA, there is a sign for Metro Baptist Church, in English it says, All Are Welcome, there is Arabic writing at the bottom. Don't know what it says but that is very weird.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 08:06 AM (zWn86)

60 The arabic on the baptist sign says we surrender.

Posted by: kingsman at March 26, 2026 08:07 AM (ehY6c)

61 Has the Bengali troll showed up yet spewing Nazi nonsense?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 08:07 AM (RIvkX)

62 Unless and until the Anti-American Left and its epicenter of political power the Democrat Party is utterly demolished, we and our children and grandchildren shall never know a moment's peace and will face an existential, generational threat to our lives and liberty for all time.

Just think of us as their escort vessels, but painted in your colors.

Posted by: The GOPe at March 26, 2026 08:07 AM (3arSl)

63 I see Oklahoma (of all places) is trying to catch up with the UK, where they put aborted fetuses into the trash incinerator to help heat NHS hospitals.

I don't know how anyone can see all this obviously demonic shit and be an atheist.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2026 08:08 AM (QZThv)

64 37 Interesting that the UN has been unusually quiet about the goings on in Iran. Think they got the SD/ STFU message?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:55 AM (+nEug)

You would think the UN could have the ball to say it is their goal to keep trade open and fair.
I count 11 or 12 countries touching the Straights of Hormouz.
Why are they not demanding the UN actually WORK?

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 08:09 AM (gbOdA)

65 27, good to see long-term planning at work!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 26, 2026 08:09 AM (MIIRH)

66 I think the UN is more "comfortable" operating in NYC and in and around urban centers not embroiled in actual conflict.

The food's better.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 08:09 AM (AkEZC)

67 there is Arabic writing at the bottom. Don't know what it says but that is very weird.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 08:06 AM (zWn86)

Allah Ackbar

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 08:10 AM (gbOdA)

68 We hang the malefactors in July and by October, we have skeletons for Halloween.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 26, 2026 07:46 AM (NR6c1)

Ravens and Buzzards and Crows oh my

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 08:10 AM (gbOdA)

69 IT IS OPENING DAY!

and it's beautiful out here in Southeastern PA!

also Krasner is horrible but he also can't do the things he's saying. well I'd like to see him try!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 08:11 AM (j+aD2)

70 Interesting that the UN has been unusually quiet about the goings on in Iran. Think they got the SD/ STFU message?

One of the WEF types said recently that we will have a world government, the UN, with subordinate regional bodies like the EU. Nice of them to give the entire game away.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2026 08:11 AM (QZThv)

71 Also, Owens wrote a column titled "Why straight women are marrying gay men". It doesn't actually admit to being autobiographical, but it's kinda specific.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2026 08:04 AM (QZThv)

They probably don't want the sex anymore. Then wonder why guys won't commit.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 08:11 AM (1Ff7Z)

72 "Democrat lies are getting us killed."

Not exactly. Media lies are getting us killed. The media aren't the handmaidens, they're the drivers. They take the raw mendacious material and shape it, customize it, test it and mass produce and distribute it. Without the media, the democrat lies have the lifespans of fruit flies. Yes, it's a symbiosis, but the media are the ones with the real narrative power.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 26, 2026 08:11 AM (b4LBp)

73 49 Krasner smeared ICE agents as “wannabe Nazis,” and vowed to prosecute them.“If we have to hunt you down the way they hunted down Nazis for decades, we will find your identities; we will find you; we will achieve justice,” he said at the time.


so I guess he's reiterating the Left's Project 2029 thing

it is a very scary thing. I hope people are getting this.

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 08:12 AM (j+aD2)

74 a slight edit to 42"

"2nd Amendment re-written: the right of the people to keep and bear any kind of arms shall not be infringed. Period.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 26, 2026 08:12 AM (MIIRH)

75 Update on my post at the tech thread:

I'm not hurting as badly, the coffee is helping and I will try to remember to not push so hard for a while.

That being said, not being able to sleep on account of pain sucks.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 26, 2026 08:13 AM (NR6c1)

76 Doesn’t Candy O have a couple of kids?

Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 08:13 AM (77rzZ)

77 Bruce Springsteen, Joan Baez, Jane Fonda, and Bernie Sanders, who have an average age IQ of 83, and where Springsteen is the ‘young guy’ are going to Minnesota to protest the existence of kings. For some reason.

fixks it

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 08:13 AM (gbOdA)

78 We see how it works this week as the mendacious trio of Connecticut Democrat Sen. Richard Blumenthal, House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries and Senate counterpart Chuck Schumer claimed in unison that ICE agents helping ease TSA lines at airports this week will “brutalize and kill” you and kidnap your children.

In fact, ICE agents are kindly giving stranded passengers bottles of water, helping with their luggage, and performing tasks that free up TSA workers who have just missed their third paycheck — thanks to the Democrats. . . The sole aim of Democrats is to punish Americans for voting Trump into office.

Dems get away with it by shameless lying and then pretending they are paragons of truthfulness.
------------

I cannot believe the Deomocrats have not yet planted a few Hispanics and blacks, with children, with boarding passes in TSA lines in Blue jurisdictions across the country, to make a scene when an ICE agent is close and claim ICE is brutalizing them and their chirrrun!

Perhaps today, or perhaps I've missed the reporting of staged brutalizations.

Posted by: Gref at March 26, 2026 08:13 AM (5rh/l)

79 so I guess he's reiterating the Left's Project 2029 thing

it is a very scary thing. I hope people are getting this.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 08:12 AM (j+aD2)

They won't hear anything about it from us!

Posted by: GOPe ads Election '26 at March 26, 2026 08:13 AM (1Ff7Z)

80 >>I count 11 or 12 countries touching the Straights of Hormouz.

*Strait (singular, because there is only one there)

Posted by: one hour sober being pedantic at March 26, 2026 08:14 AM (Y1sOo)

81 Left unstated, mostly, is their belief that you deserve it. Never forget that.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 07:50 AM (Fn30I)
=====

This this this.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 08:14 AM (RIvkX)

82 I count 11 or 12 countries touching the Straights of Hormouz.

*Strait (singular, because there is only one there)'

Counter fact...

Straights of Hormouz because there is one going each way.

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 26, 2026 08:15 AM (cO6oP)

83 Right - the standard trope is that the media outlets are in bed with Democrats, carrying their water.

Sometimes it’s more accurate to say that Democrats are merely the legislative wing of the big media conglomerates.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 08:15 AM (l4gBO)

84 The gays of Hormuz all got thrown off rooftops.

Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 08:15 AM (77rzZ)

85 64 37 Interesting that the UN has been unusually quiet about the goings on in Iran. Think they got the SD/ STFU message?
...
Why are they not demanding the UN actually WORK?

Since when do LOOTERs work?

Kharg Island is precisely what the Israeli Neutron Bomb was made for. Too long they have stayed their hands: NO MORE.

https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBGavinsRealityBomb
And the dust will become atoms, and the atoms will become NOTHING...

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 26, 2026 08:16 AM (Gfr2y)

86 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:16 AM (Zz0t1)

87 @75

>>That being said, not being able to sleep on account of pain sucks.

What are you taking for the pain?

My nighttime regime when dealing with pin, before bed, a glass of brioche, 3 baby aspirin, 2 extended release Tylenol, 3 5mg melatonin.

Sleep like a baby.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 26, 2026 08:16 AM (zWn86)

88 Can the government over rule the 13th amendment by passing the National Slavery Act? $10,000 tax stamp, Registration, and Fingerprinting, keep your tax stamp with you at all times or any Democrat can claim you as their personal slave. Every bit as legal as the NFA.

Ok Whig, tell us why the NFA is legal but the above NSA wouldn't be. Your legal tap dancing on that subject ought to be really entertaining.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 26, 2026 08:16 AM (Da7Vv)

89 The grisly former abattoir of Kermit Gosnell all by itself butchered scores of infants, many actually born alive on his table. Tragically he's just one example.


One example, however, Earth is a better place with him no longer on it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)

90 Also, Owens wrote a column titled "Why straight women are marrying gay men". It doesn't actually admit to being autobiographical, but it's kinda specific.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2026 08:04 AM (QZThv)


I assume that the answer is:

- all the financial support of being married
- no marital expectation of sex
- I can get my hoe on

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 08:17 AM (ExV1e)

91 Interesting that the UN has been unusually quiet about the goings on in Iran. Think they got the SD/ STFU message?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 26, 2026 07:55 AM (+nEug)
====

I have been deafened by the condemnations of targeting civilian populations and using illegal weapons.

One of the latent effects of current events is the UN has been shown to be utterly useless.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)

92 Counter fact...

Straights of Hormouz because there is one going each way.

*****

*Strait

Posted by: one hour sober being pedantic at March 26, 2026 08:17 AM (Y1sOo)

93 Hollywood Is Eating Itself Alive, And You Should Care

Care? Of course, I care. In fact, I'll do anything I can to help!
Posted by: t-bird at March 26, 2026 08:02 AM (6VEkT)

Do they need mustard?

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 26, 2026 08:18 AM (nbLIj)

94 Interesting haircut you got there, Kim:

https://tinyurl.com/2wddjzms

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 08:18 AM (1o8D5)

95 Wife had severe tooth infection, dentist prescribed 400 ibuprofen and one tylenol, provided impressive relief according to Mrs Kingsman.

Posted by: kingsman at March 26, 2026 08:19 AM (ehY6c)

96 "It cannot be stated often and loudly enough. Everything wrong with this country, all the pain, misery, suffering, death, bloodshed, violence, discord, dissolution and wastage of life and human potential is the fault of Leftist Democrats and their policies. They have lain waste to America for over 200 years in their goal of seizing and maintaining absolute power.


This.

It can't be said loudly enough. If you support Democrats, THIS is your mantra. THIS is the code you live by. THIS makes you evil. May ye reap what ye sow.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:19 AM (Zz0t1)

97 Hollywood Is Eating Itself Alive, And You Should Care

Care? Of course, I care. In fact, I'll do anything I can to help!
Posted by: t-bird


Do they need condiments?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2026 08:20 AM (KKI6+)

98 Hmm knowing the horde best state that it was 400 mg ibuprofen not 400 pills. Words.

Posted by: kingsman at March 26, 2026 08:20 AM (ehY6c)

99 “The Iranians are winning!!”. Somebody please step up and take the trophy.

*looks around*

“Anybody?”.

“Where did everyone go?”.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 26, 2026 08:20 AM (mr1OZ)

100 Interesting haircut you got there, Kim:

https://tinyurl.com/2wddjzms
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 08:18 AM (1o8D5)



It looked like he knew a bit about the rifle. The dry fire was a bit awkward, but......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

101 87 What are you taking for the pain?
Posted by: Thomas Bender


At the moment, ibuprofen. Melatonin doesn't work well with me; I'll be deeply asleep for about two hours and then I'm suddenly wide awake.

This was probably just a one time thing. I've only just started hitting this gym and I'm forcing myself to stick to three days/week until I build up more.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 26, 2026 08:20 AM (NR6c1)

102 Wife had severe tooth infection, dentist prescribed 400 ibuprofen and one tylenol, provided impressive relief according to Mrs Kingsman.

Posted by: kingsman at March 26, 2026 08:19 AM (ehY6c)
-

400 ibuprofen?

I don't think so, Jan.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 08:21 AM (1o8D5)

103 so I guess he's reiterating the Left's Project 2029 thing

it is a very scary thing. I hope people are getting this.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 26, 2026 08:12 AM (j+aD2)
===
If I was Pam Blondi he would already be arrested and under questioning for conspiracy against civil rights under color of state authority.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 08:21 AM (RIvkX)

104 Alex Pretti and Renea Good were at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Maybe they shouldn't have startled the ICE agents and they'd still be alive today.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2026 08:22 AM (HXT0k)

105 dentist prescribed 400 ibuprofen and one tylenol, provided impressive relief
——-

Well, right. But the downside is she’s dead, I expect. That’s way too many.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 08:22 AM (l4gBO)

106 The gays of Hormuz all got thrown off rooftops.
Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 08:15 AM (77rzZ)



Ahmadinejad SWORE to us there were no homos in Iran.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

107 Opps. 400mg of motrin. Who needs a liver anywho?

Posted by: kingsman at March 26, 2026 08:23 AM (ehY6c)

108 My nighttime regime when dealing with pin, before bed, a glass of brioche, 3 baby aspirin, 2 extended release Tylenol, 3 5mg melatonin.

----

You take a glass of bread?

Posted by: Josephistan at March 26, 2026 08:23 AM (y9ksN)

109 what does Pam Bondi do all day?

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)

110 Wife had severe tooth infection, dentist prescribed 400 ibuprofen and one tylenol, provided impressive relief according to Mrs Kingsman.

Posted by: kingsman at March 26, 2026 08:19 AM (ehY6c)
-



May've reduced the pain, but did nothing for the infection.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:23 AM (Zz0t1)

111 Do they need condiments?"

And some extra virgin olive oil. As there's a lack of ... virgin.

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:23 AM (XuXeR)

112 Alex Pretti and Renea Good were at the wrong place at the wrong time.

Maybe they shouldn't have startled the ICE agents and they'd still be alive today.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2026 08:22 AM (HXT0k)



Pretti Good advice........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:24 AM (Zz0t1)

113 96 "It cannot be stated often and loudly enough. Everything wrong with this country, all the pain, misery, suffering, death, bloodshed, violence, discord, dissolution and wastage of life and human potential is the fault of Leftist Democrats and their policies. They have lain waste to America for over 200 years in their goal of seizing and maintaining absolute power.
...
This.
...
It can't be said loudly enough. If you support Democrats, THIS is your mantra. THIS is the code you live by. THIS makes you evil. May ye reap what ye sow.

LIBs plead for a Morality which holds COMPROMISE as its standard of Value, making it possible to judge Virtue on the basis of the number of Values which one is willing to Betray.

The LIBs ceaseless quest for the unearned remains forever ceaseless because the Value Illicitly Obtained retains no Value.

“Such a consequential president of the United States, a Mount Rushmore kind of president of the United States,” Pelosi'24 feeling that she's getting real on IceKingJOE

"Every aspect of our lives must be subjected to an inventory" -- Shameless Politico THUG, Nancy Pelosi'09 in Red China

Been there, done that. Long before anyone cared.
Kharg Neutron Now!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 26, 2026 08:24 AM (ByVUY)

114 Philadelphia homicide rate
2011 to 2017 (Pre-Krassner) average: 18.5
2018 to 2024 (Krassner era) average: 28.9

Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at March 26, 2026 08:24 AM (tTFsZ)

115 106 Of course there aren’t. They all got thrown off rooftops.

Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 08:24 AM (77rzZ)

116 Just read the ONT. Yeah, Guinness world records are trash now. Bought a book in the sixties, wouldn't ever again.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 26, 2026 08:24 AM (YqdGw)

117 Pain first and the orthodontist saved the tooth. American dentistry is uniformly excellent.

Posted by: kingsman at March 26, 2026 08:25 AM (ehY6c)

118 “AWFUL,” responded Aaron Reichlin-Melnick, an advocate with a pro-migration advocacy group, to news of the court ruling. “This will effectively foreclose most of the [bond hearing] habeas lawsuits coming out of Minnesota, and hands ICE a major win.”

Well duh! How can you have a Bond Hearing (aka be released) when the proscribed action is Deportation?
This was the work of Bill Clinton's 1996 Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act.
When the (D) were somewhat normal.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 08:25 AM (gbOdA)

119 > 400 ibuprofen?

I don't think so, Jan.
---------
800mg is the max daily (24 hr) dose generally regarded as "safe." I take 200mg for inflammation pain from arthritis. Usually only once in 24hrs.

YMMV

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 08:25 AM (AkEZC)

120 when dealing with pin"

Try a magnet...

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:25 AM (XuXeR)

121 One example, however, Earth is a better place with him no longer on it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1)
====

It would be even better if his name was never said or written again. His crimes remembered, his name erased.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX)

122 what does Pam Bondi do all day?
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)

Inhabit many Moron's dreams, I think.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 26, 2026 08:26 AM (1Ff7Z)

123 ---------
800mg is the max daily (24 hr) dose generally regarded as "safe." I take 200mg for inflammation pain from arthritis. Usually only once in 24hrs.

YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 08:25 AM (AkEZC)



I have military issue 800 mg ib tablets. Took 2 once before a round of golf.

Freest my swing has been in decades.

Never took that much again, however.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

124 Inhabit many Moron's dreams, I think."

Hey, I just had my first coffeve. Give me a sec....

/now a boob thread?

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:27 AM (XuXeR)

125 97 Hollywood Is Eating Itself Alive, And You Should Care

Care? Of course, I care. In fact, I'll do anything I can to help!
Posted by: t-bird


Do they need condiments?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2026 08:20 AM (KKI6+)

Ill bring a fava beans and Chianti.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 08:27 AM (gbOdA)

126 Never took that much again, however.
Posted by: Sponge "

Whew!

/SpongeLiver

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:28 AM (XuXeR)

127
It would be even better if his name was never said or written again. His crimes remembered, his name erased.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX)



Valid, but I believe that everyone should know his name, his crimes and his overall essence of evil so as to never repeat it again.

May he burn in Hell eternally.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

128 123 ---------
800mg is the max daily (24 hr) dose generally regarded as "safe." I take 200mg for inflammation pain from arthritis. Usually only once in 24hrs.

YMMV
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 08:25 AM (AkEZC)


I have military issue 800 mg ib tablets. Took 2 once before a round of golf.

Freest my swing has been in decades.

Never took that much again, however.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

I think 2 4 isobutylphenal proprionic acid may be dosed up to 3200 mg daily.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 08:28 AM (gbOdA)

129 Whew!

/SpongeLiver
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:28 AM (XuXeR)



Yeah. The one time I've actually listened to him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

130 And some extra virgin olive oil. As there's a lack of ... virgin.
Posted by: man


Dammit, Paolo!

Posted by: NR Pax at March 26, 2026 08:29 AM (NR6c1)

131 "Why straight women are marrying gay men"
--

If a woman marries a homosexual man, she's not really straight is she?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 08:29 AM (jAisO)

132 what does Pam Bondi do all day?
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)



"There's so much to do around here, I don't know where to start!"

* Never Starts *

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

133 And some extra virgin olive oil. As there's a lack of ... virgin.
Posted by: man

For some reason, "filthy whore" never took off as an olive oil variety

Posted by: Josephistan at March 26, 2026 08:30 AM (y9ksN)

134 "UNIPARTY Republicans want all the same wicked things and make the satanic policies of Democrats possible."

And to go even further, there are a lot of people who have chosen to support The State in this. It would seem in the long (and short) run, that this is a stupid/evil position for people to take.

Lots of people are evil and stupid.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 26, 2026 08:30 AM (DgMqy)

135 Wife had severe tooth infection, dentist prescribed 400 ibuprofen and one tylenol, provided impressive relief according to Mrs Kingsman.
Posted by: kingsman at March 26, 2026 08:19 AM (ehY6c)
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My dentist prescribes the same thing - 1 ibuprofen and 1 Tylenol.

He says you get much better pain relief than you do with 2 of either. I can confirm that works.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 08:31 AM (ESVrU)

136 At its peak, the ‘O’Hare Clinic Lab’ had allegedly submitted 1.36 million false claims for more than 1 million fake patients in 3 months.

Some of the Muslim men involved in the nearly $1 billion scheme initially fled to Dubai.

This is where I think the CIA could help.
Hunt them down, find the money, then kill everyone involved.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 08:31 AM (gbOdA)

137 We need an Article V convention

OK can we presume that you know that the purpose of Art V to is propose amendments, just as they can be introduced in the chambers? And that you aren't sitting around with submachine guns in fatigues dictating How It Gonna Be? Convening under Art V does not do away with anything we already have, or put anything into effect without old-fashioned ratifications.

Sounds like what you want is not an Article V convention.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 26, 2026 08:32 AM (zdLoL)

138
/now a boob thread?
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:27 AM (XuXeR)




Sportsbra!!!! Go Boobs!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1)

139 Good morning Horde thx JJ.
Great news. Steven Colbert is writing a new LoTR movie. I'll have to not see that one. Nerdrotic had a great chat about it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2026 08:33 AM (mHVWR)

140 Great news. Steven Colbert is writing a new LoTR movie. I'll have to not see that one. Nerdrotic had a great chat about it
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2026 08:33 AM (mHVWR)



But he's a true LOTR NERD!!!! There's NO WAY he'd screw up the franchise because he's a liberal douchetard that does nothing but spew hate and division...........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:33 AM (Zz0t1)

141 Every thread is a boob thread.

Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 08:34 AM (77rzZ)

142 600 mg is the standard prescription amount of Ibuprohen. Used to pass them out like candy on the dock. Much eagerness ensued.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 08:34 AM (jAisO)

143 Great to see Gen. Flynn finally get the settlement with the DOJ he deserves. I hope Carter Page get paid soon.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 08:34 AM (viF8m)

144 For some reason, "filthy whore" never took off as an olive oil variety"

Hey, try the new "Lurida Puttana" Olive Oil!

It's Cold Pressed and Organic!

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:35 AM (XuXeR)

145 Today Is National Spinach Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 26, 2026 08:36 AM (NpAcC)

146 But he's a true LOTR NERD!!!!"

So he'll bring the same level of value to the franchise as did Stacy "I'll eat 'em all" did to Star Bleech?

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR)

147 >>Great news. Steven Colbert is writing a new LoTR movie

With his son, who is a screenwriter. He brought dad in because dad is about to be unemployed. Token writer's credit for the unfunny Colbert.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 26, 2026 08:37 AM (Y1sOo)

148 Today Is National Spinach Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 26, 2026 08:36 AM (NpAcC)



Well blow me down......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

149 ----
My dentist prescribes the same thing - 1 ibuprofen and 1 Tylenol.

He says you get much better pain relief than you do with 2 of either. I can confirm that works.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
----

Read up on acetaminophen and your liver.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 08:37 AM (jAisO)

150 With no bloc securing a majority, coalition talks with the Moderates as kingmakers are underway in Copenhagen.
Danish PM Frederiksen’s Social Democrats Suffer Worst Election Results in over Century, Copenhagen Coalition Talks Commence
____

The article said that a coalition with the left parties is just as likely as one with the 'moderate' parties. So there is a chance that the increase by the remigration party could actually result in a ruling coalition that moves leftward. These multi-party parliamentary democracies are odd. Probably designed that way in order to thwart the evils of 'populism'.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 08:37 AM (Dv3i1)

151 ED noted that its student loan portfolio stands at nearly $1.7 trillion with fewer than 40 percent of borrowers in repayment and almost 25 percent of borrowers in default. The department said student loan debt is “roughly twice the size of all American university endowments combined and is larger than either our nation’s cumulative credit card debt or cumulative auto debt,” and that the department was “never intended to operate what would be the fifth-largest commercial bank in the United States, distributing over $100 billion each year in Federal student loans and grants.”

Ho lee fook Batman

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 08:38 AM (gbOdA)

152
Read up on acetaminophen and your liver.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 08:37 AM (jAisO)



I thought ibuprofen attacked your liver and that attacked your stomach.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

153 Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson (D) doubled down on protecting illegal aliens,

Reading leftwing sites their reaction to this murder is "don't care, people get murdered all the time why does it matter if an illegal did it?"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 08:39 AM (sKqQm)

154 142 600 mg is the standard prescription amount of Ibuprohen. Used to pass them out like candy on the dock. Much eagerness ensued.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 08:34 AM (jAisO)

Right before it went OTC several companies had an 800 mg.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 08:39 AM (gbOdA)

155 ED noted that its student loan portfolio stands at nearly $1.7 trillion with fewer than 40 percent of borrowers in repayment and almost 25 percent of borrowers in default.

Seize college assets to pay these loans.

We've talked about making colleges co-sign loans - let's just "deem" it so.

This would be an example of the sort of economic warfare we should be doing. The colleges and their employees are close to 100% leftwing. The students in debt are generally leftwing but easily bribeable and since they are young likely easier to re-position politically.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 08:41 AM (sKqQm)

156 Probably designed that way in order to thwart the evils of 'populism'."

"Probably"?

Heh

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:41 AM (XuXeR)

157 The US justice department has reached a financial settlement with Donald Trump's former national security adviser, Michael Flynn, after he sued the government alleging wrongful prosecution...
----

Wasn't in my news feed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 08:41 AM (jAisO)

158 😂😂

"The government’s failure to retain a majority forced Frederikson to resign on Wednesday morning as she seeks to form a new coalition.

In contrast, the biggest growth seen by any party was the populist Danish People’s Party, led by the popular former Member of the European Parliament Morten Messerschmidt, whose strident anti-mass migration rhetoric helped the party pick up 11 seats, increasing its vote share by 6.5 per cent over 2022. According to DR, the populist party increased its support in all 92 constituencies of the country."

are y'all as a mused as I am at the name? and the fate of Fru Frederikson ?

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:41 AM (GD0B3)

159 roughly twice the size of all American university endowments combined "

Who needs an endowment when you're siphoning off of the current (and future) taxpayers?

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:42 AM (XuXeR)

160 ICE @airports headcount: 0

Posted by: SMOD at March 26, 2026 08:42 AM (RHGPo)

161 139 Great news. Steven Colbert is writing a new LoTR movie. I'll have to not see that one. Nerdrotic had a great chat about it

Why? Imagine the LIB Depravity! Perversion!
Scantly clad HUMA as Sauron, AOC dancin on Sauromon's Tower! Gavin Gollum? NO MORE!

Ring of Fire: Ring of Simultaneous Neutron Airburst surrounding Kharg's/Mordor... Evil Defeated, once and for ALL!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 26, 2026 08:42 AM (v7BS8)

162 ED noted that its student loan portfolio stands at nearly $1.7 trillion with fewer than 40 percent of borrowers in repayment and almost 25 percent of borrowers in default. The department said student loan debt is “roughly twice the size of all American university endowments combined and is larger than either our nation’s cumulative credit card debt or cumulative auto debt,” and that the department was “never intended to operate what would be the fifth-largest commercial bank in the United States, distributing over $100 billion each year in Federal student loans and grants.”
=====

Obama nationalized the student loan industry so the Party would have yet one more means of financial control over its constituents.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)

163 Reading leftwing sites their reaction to this murder is "don't care, people get murdered all the time why does it matter if an illegal did it?"
___

Also read that her parents are maga (I have no idea if true, commies and truth are like oil and water), so therefore she deserved it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 08:43 AM (Dv3i1)

164 It looked like he knew a bit about the rifle. The dry fire was a bit awkward, but......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)


I'm sure that he's personally executed a few people in his day.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 08:43 AM (ExV1e)

165 Morten Messerschmidt,"

Well, at least he's not a Fokker...

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR)

166 >Great news. Steven Colbert is writing a new LoTR movie.
---

do we need one?

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt)

167 John Jingle Joseph Messerschmidt.

His name is my name too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

168 Late night talk shows are a total waste and should all be shitcanned.

They only promote political division and could mostly care less about giving the audience some insight into the product that the entertainment industry putting out.

The hosts are all superstar narcissist fuckwads.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 08:44 AM (Fbc0I)

169 Great to see Gen. Flynn finally get the settlement with the DOJ he deserves. I hope Carter Page get paid soon.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 08:34 AM (viF8m)
******
1,25 million was not enough. The man lost everything including his home.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 26, 2026 08:44 AM (NpAcC)

170 Reading leftwing sites their reaction to this murder is "don't care, people get murdered all the time why does it matter if an illegal did it?"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 08:39 AM (sKqQm)
===

Translation: "she would have been murdered anyway, stupid."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)

171 I'm sure that he's personally executed a few people in his day.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 08:43 AM (ExV1e)



Gotta build up that cred, yo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

172 Steven Colbert is writing a new LoTR movie.
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do we need one?"

Nah. Better off without a Colbert.

/oh

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:45 AM (XuXeR)

173 If I was Pam Blondi he would already be arrested and under questioning for conspiracy against civil rights under color of state authority.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 08:21 AM (RIvkX)


A judge would have him on the street within 30 minutes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 08:45 AM (ExV1e)

174 >>Wasn't in my news feed.

It's getting a lot of play on X. Regime talking heads at the NYT and WaPo are feigning outrage and taking incoming.

Tearing apart the Russia hoax is necessary. We all may know the truth but a significant amount of the public still thinks it was real. Getting the truth out will go a long way toward exposing how corrupt the Obama/Biden regime along with Hillary and the deep state have been.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 08:45 AM (viF8m)

175 It's a write off, Jerry.
They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at March 26, 2026 08:46 AM (2Ez/1)

176 Dang polar bears are trying to steal my buckets of fish this morning...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 08:46 AM (ESVrU)

177 Markwayne Mullin is an enrolled member of the Cherokee Nation. Cherokee Nation Principal Chief Chuck Hoskin Jr. congratulated Mullin on his nomination.

Posted by: SMOD at March 26, 2026 08:47 AM (RHGPo)

178 A judge would have him on the street within 30 minutes.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 08:45 AM (ExV1e)
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Making the judge a co-conspirator. Easy peasy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)

179 Tearing apart the Russia hoax is necessary. We all may know the truth but a significant amount of the public still thinks it was real. Getting the truth out will go a long way toward exposing how corrupt the Obama/Biden regime along with Hillary and the deep state have been.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 08:45 AM (viF8m)



Only if the media actually reports on it. They still think the Russia hoax wasn't a hoax because of the media.


LONG uphill battle, that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

180 The FCC has prohibited the import of consumer routers manufactured outside the United States, effectively blocking the majority of networking devices from entering the American market. The danger of Chinese hackers to everyday Americans has caused the government to label foreign-made routers an “unacceptable risk” to the security of the nation.

Hey Amazon has a 300 dollar Netgear Nighthawk for around 200. I am junking my Asus.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 08:47 AM (gbOdA)

181 what does Pam Bondi do all day?
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 08:23 AM (ZxPkt)


She manages. That's her job.

If you're wondering what the DOJ is doing, here's their press release page: https://www.justice.gov/news/press-releases

If you're just wanting to bitch... carry on, I guess.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 08:47 AM (ExV1e)

182 >>1,25 million was not enough. The man lost everything including his home.

Flynn seems please with the outcome. I agree he deserves more but if Flynn is ok with it then it's ok by me.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 08:47 AM (viF8m)

183 Flynn is garbage, the C for C is his organization. He's been pushing groypers for years. He hangs out with Ovens and Cucker and the rest of them. The Russians knew what hey were doing when they targeted him - dumb enough for their type of persuasion.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 08:47 AM (GD0B3)

184 It would take a lot of pulverizing to make human bodies into actual fertilizer. Rotting corpses are quite caustic to plant life. It's a dumb idea.

Posted by: My Body, My Choice at March 26, 2026 08:47 AM (oftw2)

185 Markwayne Mullin is an enrolled member of the Cherokee Nation. Cherokee Nation Principal Chief Chuck Hoskin Jr. congratulated Mullin on his nomination"

*sets Paul Revere & The Raiders on the turntable*

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)

186
I thought ibuprofen attacked your liver and that attacked your stomach.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Acetaminophen is a liver poison, ibuprofen is rough on the stomach but no problem if you eat something before taking. You don't have to eat a meal just not have an empty stomach.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 08:48 AM (jAisO)

187 Philadelphia homicide rate
2011 to 2017 (Pre-Krassner) average: 18.5
2018 to 2024 (Krassner era) average: 28.9
Posted by: Malcolm Kirkpatrick at March 26, 2026 08:24 AM (tTFsZ)


Damn Trump!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 08:48 AM (ExV1e)

188 > Steven Colbert is writing a new LoTR movie.
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This is how you can tell the industry has zero new material and zero creativity.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 08:48 AM (AkEZC)

189 @166 whether we need a new LOTR movie were getting at least two

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2026 08:48 AM (mHVWR)

190 I don't come to defend Thune but it's possible that he doesn't have 50 votes to move things forward.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 07:57 AM (ExV1e)
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He does not. Buybthats because he has spent his whip years cajoling and persuading. He leads now. He should say what they are going to do and issue instructions and threats to anyone who doesn't follow. Use Cornyn as an example. And stop funding him too.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 08:48 AM (9nadL)

191
If you're wondering what the DOJ is doing, here's their press release page: https://www.justice.gov/news/press-releases

If you're just wanting to bitch... carry on, I guess.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 08:47 AM (ExV1e)



All that seems small fish compared to the big boys in DC committing treason all over the place.

But busy, so it's fine.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

192 >>LONG uphill battle, that.

It always has been. And not an easy one. But we seem to be chipping away.

That's why the conspiracy case being built in Florida is so important. That one will be hard to ignore.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 08:49 AM (viF8m)

193 *sets Paul Revere & The Raiders on the turntable*
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)

Would be funny to play that in the background when Liawatha speaks.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 08:50 AM (gbOdA)

194 he has spent his whip years cajoling and persuading. He leads now"

Yep. Level of his incompetence and all that...

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:50 AM (XuXeR)

195
Acetaminophen is a liver poison, ibuprofen is rough on the stomach but no problem if you eat something before taking. You don't have to eat a meal just not have an empty stomach.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 08:48 AM (jAisO)



My brain is dyslexic I guess. Noted. Thanks for the info.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

196 Making the judge a co-conspirator. Easy peasy[./i]

Yep - that's the answer. The law assumes that judges will act in a responsible manner, but leftwing judges just do whatever helps advance the narrative

The problem is that Trump is not going to do that. He's not going to go George Washington or even Pinochet.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 26, 2026 08:50 AM (sKqQm)

197 cherokeephoenix.org:

WASHINGTON, D.C. – Confirmation by the U.S. Senate on March 23 elevated Cherokee Nation citizen and Oklahoma Republican Markwayne Mullin to one of the most potent law enforcement posts in the federal government – secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.

Cherokee Nation Principal Chief Chuck Hoskin Jr. said the confirmation is significant to the CN and Indian Country overall.

“As a Cherokee Nation citizen, his service on the national stage carries deep meaning,” Hoskin said “We will miss his leadership in the Senate but know he will serve the country well in such a critical role on the world and national stage.”

Posted by: SMOD at March 26, 2026 08:50 AM (RHGPo)

198 184 It would take a lot of pulverizing to make human bodies into actual fertilizer. Rotting corpses are quite caustic to plant life. It's a dumb idea.

Soylent green (1973) was set in the year 2022.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa8ZNyL-kxk

But this one is guaranteed to be more FUN!
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-HereComeTheDRUMS
https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsHalftimeAmerica250

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 26, 2026 08:51 AM (baff2)

199 That's why the conspiracy case being built in Florida is so important. That one will be hard to ignore.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 08:49 AM (viF8m)



Hard? A walk in the park. They'll ignore it like never before.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

200 >>Hard? A walk in the park. They'll ignore it like never before.

You really believe if Comey or Brennan gets indicted they will ignore it? I don't.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 08:52 AM (viF8m)

201 ED noted that its student loan portfolio stands at nearly $1.7 trillion with fewer than 40 percent of borrowers in repayment and almost 25 percent of borrowers in default. The department said student loan debt is “roughly twice the size of all American university endowments combined and is larger than either our nation’s cumulative credit card debt or cumulative auto debt,” and that the department was “never intended to operate what would be the fifth-largest commercial bank in the United States, distributing over $100 billion each year in Federal student loans and grants.”

Might help if we stopped giving student loans for people working on degrees in "this is never going to get me a job".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 08:52 AM (ExV1e)

202
You really believe if Comey or Brennan gets indicted they will ignore it? I don't.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 08:52 AM (viF8m)



You must first believe either one of those get indicted. I don't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

203 Seize college assets to pay these loans.

We've talked about making colleges co-sign loans - let's just "deem" it so.


That works. Tuition rates would drop pretty quickly once it was implemented.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 26, 2026 08:53 AM (svLOV)

204 Triton 2,710 Largest moon of Neptune, retrograde orbit
Earth's Moon 3,474 Largest relative to its planet
Ganymede (Jupiter) 5,268 Largest moon in the Solar System
Titan (Saturn) 5,151 Thick atmosphere, lakes of methane

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 08:54 AM (gbOdA)

205 >>You must first believe either one of those get indicted. I don't.

John Solomon, one of the best reporters on the Russia hoax and good friend of Kash Patel's does. Brennan seems to think he's in serious trouble as well.

Florida is not DC.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 08:54 AM (viF8m)

206 >If you're just wanting to bitch... carry on, I guess.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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wow
you really put me in my place, huh
big day for you

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 08:54 AM (ZxPkt)

207 Might help if we stopped giving student loans for people working on degrees in "this is never going to get me a job"."

"work smahter, not haahdah"...

/someone's got to support the Administrative staff. And the women's kickball team.

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:55 AM (XuXeR)

208 I thought ibuprofen attacked your liver and that attacked your stomach.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)


Ibuprofen, acetaminophen, aspirin.

As I understand it, one if bad for your liver, one for your kidneys, and one for your stomach. I'm not a doctor so that may be incorrect and I'm not gonna try to say which is which but...

Everyone is gonna die from something. Pain sucks. Whatever you do to deaden pain has a drawback.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 08:55 AM (ExV1e)

209 >>>Steven Colbert is writing a new LoTR movie.
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This is how you can tell the industry has zero new material and zero creativity.

Posted by: Martini Farmer

>The industry is sadly in the shitter. Let's do a remake. Let's do a rewrite.

I know, let's make a movie about making movies because that's all we know. There is nothing more boring than a movie about making movies. Lame.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 08:55 AM (Fbc0I)

210 BREAKING: A 2-1 victory for the Trump administration on ICE's mass detention policy at the 8th Circuit Court of appeals (think Minnesota).

While district court judges have overwhelmingly rejected the policy, ICE is 2-0 at the circuit.

Posted by: SMOD at March 26, 2026 08:55 AM (RHGPo)

211 123 - 15 mg. of Meloxicam works phenomenal for inflammation and it's time release, it's easier on the kidneys. I take one at night for my arthritic knees a couple of times a week and it's like night and day in the morning. I used to take lots of NSAIDS due to my knees and it hurt my kidneys permanently.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 26, 2026 08:56 AM (BCuCF)

212 History repeats itself - more than once:

Open Source Intel @Osint613
26m
JUST IN 🔴

IRGC official Rahim Nadali says Iran has lowered the minimum age for war support roles to 12 under the “For Iran” initiative, citing growing numbers of 12 and 13 year old volunteers.


Kids these days. They blow up so fast!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 08:56 AM (1o8D5)

213 Hey! Let's see you try to run a cabinet level department from the Fox News green room.

Posted by: Pam Blondie at March 26, 2026 08:56 AM (2Ez/1)

214 Seize college assets to pay these loans."

Nah. USFedGov has been supporting "higer education" since post WWII...

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:56 AM (XuXeR)

215 He should say what they are going to do and issue instructions and threats to anyone who doesn't follow. Use Cornyn as an example. And stop funding him too.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Not wishing anyone harm but if he were to trip down a flight of stairs I wouldn't lose sleep over it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 08:56 AM (jAisO)

216 You really believe if Comey or Brennan gets indicted they will ignore it? I don't.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 08:52 AM (viF8m)


You must first believe either one of those get indicted. I don't.
Posted by: Sponge


Fistbump.

Arrest. Indict. Continue building case. Go to trial.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2026 08:56 AM (KKI6+)

217 I thought ibuprofen attacked your liver and that attacked your stomach.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1)

Ibuprofen mostly targets the kidneys. Acetaminophen is murder on the liver. It's not only an OD issue but cumulative. Aspirin, as an NSAID like ibuprofen, also targets kidneys and can be ulcerating. Ibuprofen is my poison of choice.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 26, 2026 08:56 AM (b4LBp)

218
Wall Street Apes
@WallStreetApes
Utah, one of the most Red states in the country, is being taken over by Islam

Muslim Inman brags about how they’ve been quietly taking over Utah and installing Sharia Law

“It is a well-kept secret — From Ogden to Provo, most stores are not allowed to sell liquor”

“The growth of Islam in Utah has been a well-kept secret and has been happening very quickly. We've seen it time and time again. Islam has taken over Paris, Islam has taken over London, Islam has taken over New York, and now we're seeing the very same thing happen in Utah”

https://tinyurl.com/mrmjxuma

Posted by: redridinghood at March 26, 2026 08:57 AM (NpAcC)

219 Whatever you do to deaden pain has a drawback."

Bourbon. It's what's for dinner.

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:57 AM (XuXeR)

220 Making the judge a co-conspirator. Easy peasy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 08:47 AM (RIvkX)


So your proposal is to make Pam Bondi the absolute ruler of the US?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 08:57 AM (ExV1e)

221 BTW, if you missed it, splodey dopes:

https://tinyurl.com/h57akduw

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 08:57 AM (1o8D5)

222 citing growing numbers of 12 and 13 year old volunteers.


Uh huh......sure. "volunteers."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

223 NO LAUGHING MATTER: Vince Vaughn is calling out "agenda-based" late-night TV, comparing it to a class no one wants to take.

Posted by: SMOD at March 26, 2026 08:58 AM (RHGPo)

224 BTW, if you missed it, splodey dopes:

https://tinyurl.com/h57akduw"

"In the Navy...."

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 08:58 AM (XuXeR)

225 "So your proposal is to make Pam Bondi the absolute ruler of the US?"

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I thought that was Rubio.

Posted by: It's hard to keep track at March 26, 2026 08:59 AM (2Ez/1)

226 Iran used children in human wave attacks across mine fields in the Iran - Iraq war. Using them now isn't a surprise

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2026 08:59 AM (mHVWR)

227 Utah, Minnesota, always taking over the quiet states, where they think they won't be noticed. We need anti-sharia laws.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 09:00 AM (GD0B3)

228 So your proposal is to make Pam Bondi the absolute ruler of the US?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 08:57 AM (ExV1e)
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My theory is that anyone in conspiracy against the United States should be prosecuted no matter what their station in life, but especially against those who are violating their oath of office.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 26, 2026 09:00 AM (RIvkX)

229 >As I understand it, one if bad for your liver, one for your kidneys, and one for your stomach.
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the nephrologist told me that acetaminophen is kidney-friendly

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 09:00 AM (ZxPkt)

230 Iran used children in human wave attacks across mine fields in the Iran - Iraq war."

So they were min...ers?

*ducks*

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 09:00 AM (XuXeR)

231 > You really believe if Comey or Brennan gets indicted they will ignore it? I don't.
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Weren't Comey and Brennan indicted previously? And their respective cases tossed?

I get that it was in the capitol city, but does the physical location really make that much of a difference in the current judicial climate?

I've no idea, but it still seems... unlikely.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 09:00 AM (AkEZC)

232 176 Dang polar bears are trying to steal my buckets of fish this morning...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 08:46 AM (ESVrU)

Just let them have it.

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 09:01 AM (/HeZH)

233 >>You must first believe either one of those get indicted. I don't.

Even if they are indicted, Florida is a red state, so it would mean nothing to us. Political lawfare, we know how it works.

Posted by: leftists at March 26, 2026 09:01 AM (Y1sOo)

234 Everyone is gonna die from something. Pain sucks. Whatever you do to deaden pain has a drawback.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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There are places on the internet were accurate information can be obtained. Pain is real and it can be attenuated. How you do it should be a considered descision.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:01 AM (jAisO)

235 We need anti-sharia laws."

Or, you know, less immigration...

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 09:01 AM (XuXeR)

236 The department said student loan debt is “roughly twice the size of all American university endowments combined

You mean...we can instantly cut student loan debt in half?

Posted by: t-bird at March 26, 2026 09:01 AM (vbdXu)

237 The Air Force, with precise guidance from Military and Naval Intelligence, struck in Bandar Abbas and killed Ali Reza Tangsiri, commander of the Revolutionary Guards Navy for the past eight years.”

Bet no one is freshening up their resume this AM.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 09:02 AM (gbOdA)

238 All that seems small fish compared to the big boys in DC committing treason all over the place.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)


Unless you're proposing an end to the pretense that we have the rule of law, Democrats in DC are untouchable. It sucks but it is what it is. Bondi has no power to change that. Neither would any other Republican AG. Regardless of sexual hardware, tightness of sleeve roll, or social media following.

Better to spend your time focused on things that can actually be changed.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 09:02 AM (ExV1e)

239 We need anti-sharia laws.
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 09:00 AM (GD0B3)

Anti-Sharia laws, The Save Act... these should have been easy dunks for Republicans. The former has earned only a fraction of support and the latter is mired in various ploys to sabotage it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 26, 2026 09:02 AM (b4LBp)

240 Bet no one is freshening up their resume this AM."

Seaman 1st class Achmed? You've been promoted...

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 09:03 AM (XuXeR)

241 229 Don, you got one of those docs too? I'm new to the kidney doc. Acetaminophen is hell on your liver though. Pick your poison I guess.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 26, 2026 09:03 AM (BCuCF)

242 236 The department said student loan debt is “roughly twice the size of all American university endowments combined

You mean...we can instantly cut student loan debt in half?
Posted by: t-bird at March 26, 2026 09:01 AM (vbdXu)

Notice that in the triangle of student, treasury, and college that one of the players takes ZERO RISK.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 09:03 AM (gbOdA)

243 Utah, Minnesota, always taking over the quiet states, where they think they won't be noticed. We need anti-sharia laws.
Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 09:00 AM (GD0B3)



They're rolling big in Texas too. AG Paxton is standing up to them but Abbott seems to be getting a ton of money from a Pakistani national, so we're not doing what we should.

Dallas has a LOT of new mosques popping up all over. They're attempting to build a sharia town in Plano, which Paxton keeps thwarting.

When Paxton wins the Senate race, he needs to be replaced by Chip Roy who's pretty on board with stopping the sharia creep in Texas and the US. He seems to get it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

244 232 176 Dang polar bears are trying to steal my buckets of fish this morning...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 08:46 AM (ESVrU)

Just let them have it.
Posted by: tubal
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Yeah, it's not an alligator allegory.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:03 AM (jAisO)

245
Or, you know, less immigration...
Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 09:01 AM (XuXeR)




That's "undocumented Americans," sir........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

246 Dang polar bears are trying to steal my buckets of fish this morning...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 08:46 AM (ESVrU)

Just let them have it.

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 09:01 AM (/HeZH)
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OK, boss.

https://youtu.be/cj3iavnDwS8

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 09:04 AM (1o8D5)

247 My theory is that anyone in conspiracy against the United States should be prosecuted no matter what their station in life, but especially against those who are violating their oath of office.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


We could turn the House and Senate chambers into storage facilities.

Posted by: t-bird at March 26, 2026 09:04 AM (vbdXu)

248 Yep - that's the answer. The law assumes that judges will act in a responsible manner, but leftwing judges just do whatever helps advance the narrative

The DOJ tried to get Boasburg taken off cases involving the administration, citing his demonstrated bias. The DC Circuit said, nah bro, we like his style.

That means it's up to Congress to deal with the matter. Not Pam Fucking Bondi, Congress. The same Congress which is incapable of doing ANYTHING to aid Trump's efforts. The same Congress which will continue to be re-elected at 90%+.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 09:05 AM (ExV1e)

249 And now we know that the killer of Sheridan Gorman has tuberculosis and he didn’t actually show up to his hearing because he was getting medical care which costs almost $30,000 for him—paid for by taxpayers.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 09:05 AM (gbOdA)

250 >>Weren't Comey and Brennan indicted previously? And their respective cases tossed?

>>I get that it was in the capitol city, but does the physical location really make that much of a difference in the current judicial climate?

Comey was not Brennan.

I absolutely think the location makes an enormous difference. We've spent more than a year watching leftist judges and leftwing juries spike cases purely on partisan grounds. It was Judge Eileen Cannon, a Trump appointed judge in Florida who tossed Jack Smith and his idiotic case and prevented his report from being published.

Do you really think Boasberg or a DC jury would ever do something like that to Jack Smith after we know he conspired with Smith to set Trump up?

I don't think it will be a slam dunk but at least there's a chance of winning in much more conservative Florida.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 26, 2026 09:05 AM (viF8m)

251 When Paxton wins the Senate race, he needs to be replaced by Chip Roy who's pretty on board with stopping the sharia creep in Texas and the US. He seems to get it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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There's a shit ton of money flowing in from DC against Paxton, he's having a hard pull.
Chip Roy is a wind sock.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:06 AM (jAisO)

252 We need anti-sharia laws.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 09:00 AM (GD0B3)
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Nothing less than a Constitutional amendment banning all flavors of Islam will help.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 09:06 AM (1o8D5)

253 246 Dang polar bears are trying to steal my buckets of fish this morning...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 08:46 AM (ESVrU)

Just let them have it.

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 09:01 AM (/HeZH)
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OK, boss.

https://youtu.be/cj3iavnDwS8
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 09:04 AM (1o8D5)

Lol! Thanks, BD.

Posted by: tubal at March 26, 2026 09:06 AM (/HeZH)

254 wow
you really put me in my place, huh
big day for you
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 08:54 AM (ZxPkt)


Nah. There's no putting you in your place. You've got a hobbyhorse and you're gonna ride it. I wish you all the joy in the world spending your time complaining.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e)

255 There's a shit ton of money flowing in from DC against Paxton, he's having a hard pull.
Chip Roy is a wind sock.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:06 AM (jAisO)


He does say some of the right things, but don't they all at one point or another.

https://youtu.be/dkXoVJkl97g

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

256 stopping the sharia creep in Texas"

It's pretty much everywhere now...

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 09:08 AM (XuXeR)

257 Cherokee Nation Principal Chief Chuck Hoskin Jr. said the confirmation is significant to the CN and Indian Country overall.

Liberals are saying it’s a lie and he’s clearly white, alongside attacking him for being a plumber and a college dropout.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2026 09:08 AM (QZThv)

258 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at March 26, 2026 09:08 AM (2Ez/1)

259 When Paxton wins the Senate race, he needs to be replaced by Chip Roy who's pretty on board with stopping the sharia creep in Texas and the US. He seems to get it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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There's a shit ton of money flowing in from DC against Paxton, he's having a hard pull.
Chip Roy is a wind sock.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 26, 2026 09:06 AM (jAisO)

I thought Chip Roy was one of the turds that was for Trump's impeachment?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2026 09:09 AM (wVcYX)

260 IRGC official Rahim Nadali says Iran has lowered the minimum age for war support roles to 12 under the “For Iran” initiative, citing growing numbers of 12 and 13 year old volunteers.

That's how you know they're winning.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 09:09 AM (ExV1e)

261 the nephrologist told me that acetaminophen is kidney-friendly
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 09:00 AM (ZxPkt)

It's hardly friendly. The drug is mainly processed through the liver but can certainly cause kidney damage in high doses. As has been stated, no drug is consequence-free.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 26, 2026 09:09 AM (b4LBp)

262 My theory is that anyone in conspiracy against the United States should be prosecuted no matter what their station in life, but especially against those who are violating their oath of office
——-

And whaddaya know, there are numerous federal laws on the books, many of them from the cold war era.

Our problems though, are not due to lack of sufficient legislation. Everything these MFers do, and don’t do, is illegal as hell. They don’t care.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 26, 2026 09:09 AM (l4gBO)

263 Liberals are saying it’s a lie and he’s clearly white, alongside attacking him for being a plumber and a college dropout.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2026 09:08 AM (QZThv)



Liberals are stupid, hate the Native Americans that don't support their cause and have no f*cking clue how the NA heritage thing even works.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

264 254 As they used to say in the Navy, “A bitchin’ sailor is a happy sailor.”

Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 09:10 AM (77rzZ)

265 >Don, you got one of those docs too? I'm new to the kidney doc. Acetaminophen is hell on your liver though. Pick your poison I guess.

Posted by: Jaimo
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well, I was seeing a kidney doc a few years ago when I had a spate of kidney stones. I had the kind that were too big to pass, and had to be treated with minor surgeries. No problems lately.

I use acetaminophen and ibuprofen for general pain management, no issues. I don't drink, so my liver has that going for it, I guess.

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 09:10 AM (ZxPkt)

266 258 Nothing will happen.
Posted by: The person who always says that at March 26, 2026 09:08 AM (2Ez/1)

I was wondering when you'd show up. I was thinking of substituting for you.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 26, 2026 09:10 AM (b4LBp)

267 stopping the sharia creep in Texas"

It's pretty much everywhere now...

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 09:08 AM (XuXeR)
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I posted this on Pixy's. South Carolina:

https://tinyurl.com/ymuccf4v

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 09:11 AM (1o8D5)

268 Isn't Mark Wayne Mullen the owner of an HVAC company? Not a plumbing company. HVAC companies make bank, but they are two different trades.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 26, 2026 09:11 AM (BCuCF)

269 the nephrologist told me that acetaminophen is kidney-friendly
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 09:00 AM (ZxPkt)


Maybe so. I base my understanding on the dangers of various pain medications on stuff I've read on the internet which is, likely, only slightly more accurate than reading the entrails of a chicken.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 09:11 AM (ExV1e)

270 As has been stated, no drug is consequence-free.
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Does this include Quaaludes?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 09:11 AM (n17eQ)

271 IRGC official Rahim Nadali says Iran has lowered the minimum age for war support roles to 12 under the “For Iran” initiative, citing growing numbers of 12 and 13 year old volunteers.


Same as the old One Nut Corporal.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2026 09:12 AM (KKI6+)

272 Oh, its my Birthday.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 09:12 AM (n17eQ)

273 You want the SAVE act
You'll settle for deep-state 'must-pass' FISA reauthorization combined with SAVE if that's what it takes to pass SAVE act.
You'll get FISA reauthorization and GOP fundraising junk mail.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 09:12 AM (Dv3i1)

274 265 Don, sweet, good health to you. I'm at the beginning of chronic kidney disease due to diabetes and having to think about everything now that goes into my mouth. It actually sucks, since I love food. Very much. Booze, not so much.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 26, 2026 09:12 AM (BCuCF)

275 IRGC official Rahim Nadali says Iran has lowered the minimum age for war support roles to 12 under the “For Iran” initiative, citing growing numbers of 12 and 13 year old volunteers.
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Hitler used 12 year old "volunteers" at the end too, iirc

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 09:13 AM (zsjuF)

276 Weren't Comey and Brennan indicted previously? And their respective cases tossed?

I get that it was in the capitol city, but does the physical location really make that much of a difference in the current judicial climate?

I've no idea, but it still seems... unlikely.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 26, 2026 09:00 AM (AkEZC)


IINM, Judge Cannon is overseeing the case. It'd have to be the Circuit Court that tossed the indictments.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 26, 2026 09:13 AM (ExV1e)

277 They're rolling big in Texas too. AG Paxton is standing up to them but Abbott seems to be getting a ton of money from a Pakistani national, so we're not doing what we should.

Dallas has a LOT of new mosques popping up all over. They're attempting to build a sharia town in Plano, which Paxton keeps thwarting.

When Paxton wins the Senate race, he needs to be replaced by Chip Roy who's pretty on board with stopping the sharia creep in Texas and the US. He seems to get it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

Texas is a the heart of it, actually. Their biggest organizations are funders are TX based. Y'all have cities no one knows about, but were approved locally BTW, where you can live , walk down streets named after jihadis and never meet a non-muslem ever.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 09:13 AM (GD0B3)

278 Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 26, 2026 09:12 AM (Dv3i1
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Sadly, I agree

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 26, 2026 09:14 AM (zsjuF)

279 Isn't Mark Wayne Mullen the owner of an HVAC company? Not a plumbing company. HVAC companies make bank, but they are two different trades.

He’s a plumber who dropped out of college to take over his dad’s 6 person HVAC company when his dad fell ill. He grew that company into a big business.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2026 09:14 AM (QZThv)

280 Texas now has their own mini meccas and medinas where non-muslims will never enter.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 09:14 AM (GD0B3)

281 Jaimo , be well

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 09:14 AM (ZxPkt)

282 Happy birthday, Puddin.

Posted by: Bulg at March 26, 2026 09:14 AM (77rzZ)

283 Texas now has their own mini meccas and medinas where non-muslims will never enter.

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 09:14 AM (GD0B3)
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The term you're looking for is "no-go zones."

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 09:14 AM (1o8D5)

284 Same as the old One Nut Corporal.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 26, 2026 09:12 AM (KKI6+)

Feels like March 26, 1945, amirite ?

Posted by: runner at March 26, 2026 09:15 AM (GD0B3)

285 Battle of Iwo Jima - February 19, 1945 – March 26, 1945. Oddly, my mother's birthday is 19 February. Mine is 26 March. My Dad spent 33 days on Iwo and was shot on 26 March. He had not met my Mother at that point but went to college with her brother. Weird Science.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 09:16 AM (n17eQ)

286 Oh, its my Birthday.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 09:12 AM (n17eQ)



Well, a happy one to you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

287 My primary care NP warned me off aspirin and ibuprofen, as one on my heart/BP meds is a form of "super aspirin" already, as she calls it. I'm allowed one baby aspiring (81 mg) per day for its blood-thinning properties.

For pain relief, it's acetaminophen only and sparingly at that. So it's cowboy mode for me - grit it out for as long as possible and bite down on a leather strap.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2026 09:16 AM (wVcYX)

288 282 Happy birthday, Puddin.
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Thank you. Turning 29 every year keeps me young.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 09:17 AM (n17eQ)

289 Oh, its my Birthday.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 09:12 AM (n17eQ)

Nice suit! Congrats!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2026 09:18 AM (wVcYX)

290 He had not met my Mother at that point but went to college with her brother. Weird Science.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 09:16 AM (n17eQ)
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They had weird science degrees that far back?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 26, 2026 09:18 AM (1o8D5)

291 I saw Entrails of a Chicken open for Brain Damage at the Hollywood Bowl in '94.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 26, 2026 09:19 AM (Fbc0I)

292 "Nothing will happen."

Zombie Bob Dole has a fix for that.

Posted by: Zombie Bob Dole at March 26, 2026 09:19 AM (Q+gd/)

293 Weird Science.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 09:16 AM (n17eQ)



Nah.....if they're too big, you might sprain a thumb or something.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

294 > So it's cowboy mode for me - grit it out for as long as possible and bite down on a leather strap.

Posted by: Count de Monet
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I'm at that stage in life where different parts of my body take turns hurting
one day it's an ankle, the next a knee, etc
getting old sucks

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 09:19 AM (ZxPkt)

295 LOS ANGELES -- Los Angeles Rams wide receiver Puka Nacua has been sued for assault and battery by a woman who says he made an antisemitic statement and bit her on the shoulder on New Year's Eve.

Don't bite the Joos.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 09:21 AM (n17eQ)

296
I'm at that stage in life where different parts of my body take turns hurting
one day it's an ankle, the next a knee, etc
getting old sucks
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 09:19 AM (ZxPkt)



Start a stretching regimen.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

297 The only thing worse than getting older is not getting older.

Posted by: davidt at March 26, 2026 09:21 AM (Q+gd/)

298 I'm at that stage in life where different parts of my body take turns hurting
one day it's an ankle, the next a knee, etc
getting old sucks
Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 09:19 AM (ZxPkt)

It's not for sissies, that's for certain. Ease on down the road, brother.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 26, 2026 09:21 AM (wVcYX)

299 but I recently had a whole house humidifier installed
I can breathe thru my nose again
yay

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 09:21 AM (ZxPkt)

300 LOS ANGELES -- Los Angeles Rams wide receiver Puka Nacua has been sued for assault and battery by a woman who says he made an antisemitic statement and bit her on the shoulder on New Year's Eve.

Don't bite the Joos.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 09:21 AM (n17eQ)



But he wears nerd glasses.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 26, 2026 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

301 William Shakespeare's birthplace will be de-colonised over fears that portraying his success as the 'greatest' playwright 'benefits the ideology of white European supremacy'.

Shakespeare's Birthplace Trust owns buildings in the playwright's hometown of Stratford-upon-Avon.

It wants to 'create a more inclusive museum experience' and announced it will move away from Western perspectives after concerns were raised that Shakespeare's ideas were used to advance 'white supremacy' ideas.

Maybe add rapp and break dancing on Sat Nite

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 09:22 AM (gbOdA)

302 Zombie Bob Dole has a fix for that.

Imagine the reaction of modern nosering SSRI zombies to the commercial where Dole is popping boner pills and perving on Britney Spears.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 26, 2026 09:22 AM (QZThv)

303 Dang polar bears are trying to steal my buckets of fish this morning...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 08:46 AM


We'll allow it, as long as we get our 10%.

Posted by: Big Penguin at March 26, 2026 09:23 AM (0sNs1)

304 William Shakespeare's birthplace will be de-colonised over fears that portraying his success as the 'greatest' playwright 'benefits the ideology of white European supremacy'.
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People are dumb.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 26, 2026 09:24 AM (ESVrU)

305 "...a woman who says he made an antisemitic statement and bit her on the shoulder on New Year's Eve."
____

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Posted by: George Costanza at March 26, 2026 09:25 AM (2Ez/1)

306
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

JUST IN: Anti-Maduro demonstrators have SURGED outside court in NYC to cancel out the leftist Communists who support him

Maduro is about to appear in court for his crimes

He WILL be brought to AMERICAN justice under President Trump

https://tinyurl.com/yp42adax

Posted by: redridinghood at March 26, 2026 09:25 AM (NpAcC)

307 304 William Shakespeare's birthplace will be de-colonised over fears that portraying his success as the 'greatest' playwright 'benefits the ideology of white European supremacy'.

You know, somehow I doubt Shakespeare had that on his mind when he wrote .....
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Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2026 09:25 AM (//8Ft)

308 "LOS ANGELES -- Los Angeles Rams wide receiver Puka Nacua has been sued for assault and battery by a woman who says he made an antisemitic statement and bit her on the shoulder on New Year's Eve."

My mind drifts back to the days of Jack Snow, Ron Jessie and Harold Jackson.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 26, 2026 09:25 AM (b4LBp)

309 Oh good. No invasion yet today.
The cats are elsewhere I guess. But they'll be here. It's only a matter of time. Now, I wait.

Now to check the news.
After coffee.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 09:25 AM (Sco7b)

310 Don, I use a whole house console humidifier and that works great. I have the one on my furnace and it's more of a pain than it is worth, it leaks and our water sucks so I get the white calcification all over the thing. I turned it off and just use the big one during the winter when we need it most. Even the cat needs it.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 26, 2026 09:25 AM (BCuCF)

311 It wants to 'create a more inclusive museum experience' and announced it will move away from Western perspectives after concerns were raised that Shakespeare's ideas were used to advance 'white supremacy' ideas.

I wish someone over there had the stones to say "Why should we apologize for being superior to them?"

Posted by: NR Pax at March 26, 2026 09:25 AM (svLOV)

312 William Shakespeare's birthplace will be de-colonised"

No s*it?

Posted by: man at March 26, 2026 09:26 AM (XuXeR)

313 Who names their kid Puka?

Posted by: I gotta ask at March 26, 2026 09:26 AM (2Ez/1)

314

They will change Shakespeare to ChuckaSpeare?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2026 09:26 AM (x0n13)

315 We all may know the truth but a significant amount of the public still thinks it was real.
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We'll never reach the left that the Russia collusion was a hoax.

I saw the other day, they are still peddling the lie that Valarie Plame was a covert CIA agent and the Republicans "blew her cover in retaliation."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 26, 2026 09:26 AM (HXT0k)

316
They will change Shakespeare to ChuckaSpeare?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2026 09:26 AM (x0n13)


LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2026 09:26 AM (//8Ft)

317 They will change Shakespeare to ChuckaSpeare?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 26, 2026 09:26 AM (x0n13)

Job Interview

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuEBBwJdjhQ

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 26, 2026 09:27 AM (gbOdA)

318 Nacua had previously issued an apology last December after performing a gesture that plays upon antisemitic tropes while appearing on an internet livestream.
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Any ideas on the 'gesture?'

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 09:27 AM (n17eQ)

319 @272 Happy birthday

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 26, 2026 09:27 AM (mHVWR)

320 Well, Othello and Aaron *were* both black murderers.

Posted by: Delurker at March 26, 2026 09:29 AM (gtcuf)

321 Shakespeare was the first drag queen backer... Men played all female roles in his plays

Posted by: It's me donna at March 26, 2026 09:30 AM (//8Ft)

322 220 Making the judge a co-conspirator. Easy peasy.
So your proposal is to make Pam Bondi the absolute ruler of the US?

No, Gandalf in the Colbert/LoTR live action remake.
Winged Huma/Sauron? PsychoDancin' AOC/Sarumon, flamin'Balrog/ctHILLARY? yeah, make it SO!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 26, 2026 09:30 AM (Fp8Cm)

323 I haven't had the unit long enough to reach a definitive verdict. Am curious to see my next electric bill. But I had to do something, the air is just bone dry here in Colorado, teens down to single digits of humidity.

One measure of how dry the air is: unused ice cubes in the freezer will evaporate over time.

Posted by: Don Black at March 26, 2026 09:31 AM (ZxPkt)

324 Yo, homies . . .

Posted by: St. Crispin Day Speech at March 26, 2026 09:31 AM (wVcYX)

325 An Obama judge has ruled that this thread is ending.

But fortunately.
Nood

Art thread.


Being a male Obama male judge, he's unfazed about the possibility of boobs.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 7 - extreme dog care at March 26, 2026 09:31 AM (Sco7b)

326 Best remark I heard about "colonizing."

"You people use colonizer as an insult. We colonized you and gave you modern conveniences. You showed up 300 years later and the only thing you did was get welfare."

Posted by: NR Pax at March 26, 2026 09:31 AM (svLOV)

327 @DHSgov says an illegal immigrant was preying on three girls under the age of ten years old in Virginia.

Culpeper police tell me the Mexican national was living in Manassas and offered the girls money on Roblox, a popular game among little kids, in exchange for sexually explicit videos and photos of themselves.

-
There's going to be a woodchipper shortage.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 26, 2026 09:31 AM (ndZc7)

328 321 Shakespeare was the first drag queen backer... Men played all female roles in his plays
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Well men make the best women athletes. This makes Shakespeare a genius futurist.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 26, 2026 09:31 AM (n17eQ)

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