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After Treasonous RINO Cucks Sell Out Conservatives to Make a Deal with Democrats on DHS Funding, Democrats Reject The Deal They Proposed and Were Granted, Sensing Weaknes and Demanding Still Further Concessions

It's almost like negotiating with the Iranian Mullahs.

And it will also take shock and awe to defeat them.



Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_

DHS funding deal is falling apart.

Senate GOP offered to fund all of DHS, except ICE's deportation wing (ERO).

Dems just countered and demanded additional concessions, they want major ICE reforms (unmasking, judicial warrants, etc).

GOP says why would we agree to reforms for an agency being defunded?

Dems had an offer on the table to carve out ICE's removal operations, and fund everything else within DHS, and they are saying no.

They are demanding ICE reforms for an agency they aren't going to fund.

GOP saying no.

And the shutdown continues - now on day 40.

Stephen L. Miller
@redsteeze

"Dems had an offer on the table to carve out ICE's removal operations."

This is 100% about keeping illegal migrants in the country. Nothing more.

If you want to know why we can't just end the filibuster -- say hello to Utah Senator John Curtis, who is taking Adam Schiff's position on deportations, surprising the CNBC host who said he expected he'd be arguing with Schiff, not the Republican.

Curtis says the following:

1, We need "compassion" in handling illegal alien criminals

2, We need to grant amnesty for anyone who "merely" violated our immigration laws for 20 years (and he seems to think that identity theft should be considered an "oopsie" as well)

3, We never settled on what the punishment for illegal immigration is -- yes we did, it's deportation plus jail time for additional infractions, as Black Conservative Perspective points out -- so it's unfair to punish any of the illegals for committing crimes.

He refuses again and again to endorse deportations of any kind. He just keeps avoiding the question by talking about "compassion."


Your GOPe, everyone. Still in charge, somehow.

Maybe it is time to burn it all down.

Here's some more "compassion" for you, you bent, compromised, corrupt blackmail target.

Note: The murderer of Sheridan Gorman "merely" had a couple of shoplifting charges before he shot a completely innocent woman, apparently -- maybe -- as part of a Tren de Aragua gang initiation murder-ritual.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:55 PM




Comments

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1 It's almost like negotiating with the Iranian Mullahs.



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see , ace gets it !

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2026 03:57 PM (GD0B3)

2 Sponge!!!

Posted by: Bulg at March 25, 2026 03:57 PM (77rzZ)

3 I'll go fetch the others...

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2026 03:57 PM (Klk40)

4 Cool , FIRST , and I read the content too!

Posted by: runner at March 25, 2026 03:57 PM (GD0B3)

5 O law

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 25, 2026 03:57 PM (njVrr)

6 Yup.... We're screwed

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2026 03:58 PM (FtULh)

7 >>1, We need "compassion" in handling illegal alien criminals


Compassion is deporting them.

We should be shooting them and turning them into Clean Energy.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2026 03:58 PM (Klk40)

8 ffs do better Utah voters

Posted by: Jose at March 25, 2026 03:58 PM (V6W16)

9 >>> Your GOPe, everyone. Still in charge, somehow.

Maybe it is time to burn it all down.

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Past time.

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 25, 2026 03:58 PM (SlGTd)

10 4 Cool , FIRST , and I read the content too!
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2026 03:57 PM (GD0B3)

Me too and I wish I hadn't... Infuriating

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2026 03:59 PM (FtULh)

11 see the just-added item.

Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 25, 2026 03:59 PM (1wjle)

12 Resident Evil

Posted by: illiniwek at March 25, 2026 03:59 PM (vbXSk)

13 I think we can finally put paid to the notion that Mormons are conservative. First Mittens, then Erin Mendenhall, the mayor of SLC, and finally this peawit.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 25, 2026 03:59 PM (Riz8t)

14 oh damn! uni-party in fighting. hope they work it out.

Posted by: JROD at March 25, 2026 03:59 PM (IlL6s)

15 I lied. I didn't go and fetch the others.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2026 03:59 PM (Klk40)

16 >>I think we can finally put paid to the notion that Mormons are conservative.


They are only interested in putting asses in the seats.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2026 04:00 PM (Klk40)

17 This is why the Democrats have a loyal base. They are the Harlem Globetrotters and the RINO position is to bend over every damn time.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2026 04:00 PM (LX4y3)

18 Quick defend the GOP Senate again.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 25, 2026 04:00 PM (cS1cw)

19 >>>13 I think we can finally put paid to the notion that Mormons are conservative. First Mittens, then Erin Mendenhall, the mayor of SLC, and finally this peawit.

yeah they're not and it's time to isolate them from the coalition and start ejecting their liberal office holders from the party. They get nothing.

Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 25, 2026 04:00 PM (1wjle)

20 11 see the just-added item.
Posted by: Acewayne Assante at March 25, 2026 03:59 PM (1wjle)

Damn Ace I was already angry

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2026 04:00 PM (FtULh)

21 Maybe it is time to burn it all down.

Maybe? It's way past time for the napalm.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2026 04:00 PM (N39Ws)

22 it is appearing the GOP is a bunch of liberal fags

Posted by: DanMan at March 25, 2026 04:00 PM (8uzBS)

23 I'm fresh out of compassion. And bubble gum.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 25, 2026 04:01 PM (w5FC4)

24 Trump is the RINO. The rest are pure GOP Republicans.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 25, 2026 04:01 PM (cS1cw)

25 After Treasonous RINO Cucks Sell Out Conservatives to Make a Deal with Democrats on DHS Funding, Democrats Reject The Deal They Proposed and Were Granted, Sensing Weaknes and Demanding Still Further Concessions
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This how Arabs also negotiate

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2026 04:01 PM (RIvkX)

26 Utah. Heretics that everyone sees as not-quite-Christian doing shitty things.

Posted by: Ben Rothlesburger sock at March 25, 2026 04:01 PM (qFwJc)

27 That's our GOP, everyone.

/applauds

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 25, 2026 04:01 PM (XHO5P)

28 16 In fairness, not sure that isn't the Pope's main position on things. Well, and money for Catholic Charities.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2026 04:02 PM (LX4y3)

29 He's got tuberculosis you meanies, so leave him alone!

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2026 04:02 PM (UjdFS)

30 Don't take my dear cabana boy away!

Posted by: Senator Curtis at March 25, 2026 04:02 PM (6Q9y6)

31 I am gonna go out on a limb and guess the 2 Shoplifting Charges were plead down from more serious offenses.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2026 04:02 PM (Klk40)

32 If they failure theater this thing it’s time to protest all of the GOP.
Protest their Easter, every weekend outing, every DC dinner out.


Over it.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 04:02 PM (4KUe5)

33 Utah Senator John Curtis

Good news, everyone! He's only in the first third of his first term as a Senator.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 04:02 PM (ExV1e)

34 I think we can finally put paid to the notion that Mormons are conservative. First Mittens, then Erin Mendenhall, the mayor of SLC, and finally this peawit.
Posted by: Archimedes

Harry Reid, too.

Posted by: Bulg at March 25, 2026 04:02 PM (77rzZ)

35 >>In fairness, not sure that isn't the Pope's main position on things. Well, and money for Catholic Charities.

Certainly. No argument from me.

Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2026 04:02 PM (Klk40)

36 Every illegal should be sent home.

After every asset/property they have should be taken on their exist.

Any that voted should be shot.

Any that committed a violent crime should be shot.

And any American bureaucrat that signed off on any form of aid to an illegal should be arrested for theft.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2026 04:02 PM (sKqQm)

37 Curtis says the following:

1, We need "compassion" in handling illegal alien criminals



No. They need to get the fuck out. Yesterday.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2026 04:03 PM (iHruz)

38 That last pic, you can see those fkers have absolutely nothing of value to offer the world.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 25, 2026 04:03 PM (cWLG3)

39 The fkjn Marxists need to keep all the Illegals here for voting and head counts for delegation allotting

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2026 04:03 PM (Ia/+0)

40 I have a different take. The GOPe leadership knew the Democrats would just vote no on anything the Republican Party proposed, so they ran this op to be able to trumpet it to the news and social media: we offered them exactly what they proposed earlierand they still rejected it.

They are lousy at doing what we want. They are idiots and incompetents at doing what they are supposed to do. And they are evilly rejecting Trump's agenda. But they are really good at this kind of politicking

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:04 PM (PYyV9)

41 Mormons want illegals, hispanics are their fastest growing demographic. Not surprised a Mormon, Utah Senator is taking this posture.

Posted by: Leupold at March 25, 2026 04:04 PM (eIzlH)

42 Where will your "compassion" be when all the 3rd world countries storm our borders like something out of "Word War Z" once they know if they get in, they get citizenship.

God help us.

Posted by: WisRich at March 25, 2026 04:04 PM (G0vdT)

43
He's right. Compassion is called for. Illegal aliens should be COMPASSIONATELY given Pinochet Helicopter Tours.

All except the hawt Irish ginger lass bartenders, who should be taken to the Number Six Dance first, THEN given their Pinochet tour.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 25, 2026 04:05 PM (y9nCu)

44 Oh I've got compassion for them all right. Like when I went to the ER after a gallstone got stuck in my bile duct and had to wait 3 hours for the first test because there was 35 illegals in there with the sniffles.

Posted by: wth at March 25, 2026 04:05 PM (UjdFS)

45 If you want to know why we can't just end the filibuster -- say hello to Utah Senator John Curtis, who is taking Adam Schiff's position on deportations

That tracks. He's Mormon. They've long been squishy on immigration. But Mormons have become very squishy in general since Obama, like a number of churches that were once fairly conservative, they've been subverted.

Instapundit had a good post on the number of rapes in Europe, which has already adopted the compassionate immigration policy Curtis favors:

https://tinyurl.com/y5sdsre8

Someone should start asking assholes like Curtis what is so compassionate about that.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 25, 2026 04:05 PM (g00SI)

46 The choice we need to give these Politicians:

You can have your illegals, or you can have our Taxes.


Posted by: garrett at March 25, 2026 04:05 PM (Klk40)

47 The thing is, we've seen over and over, Schumer always caves. He's just waiting for some time limit, some event. This kind of thing is never about the stated principle, but some other goal. Last time it was a special election. I think this time its about delaying SAVE act votes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:06 PM (PYyV9)

48 Senator John Curtis, may an illegal alien rape your daughter and murder your family. Compassionately.

Asshole.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 25, 2026 04:06 PM (dK+Kv)

49 The democrats want a summer filled with hours long lines at the airports to use as propaganda for the November elections.


I sense they are not going to back down on this like they did for last years shutdown because this affects everyone who travels.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 25, 2026 04:07 PM (0N4FZ)

50 Where will your "compassion" be when all the 3rd world countries storm our borders like something out of "Word War Z" once they know if they get in, they get citizenship.

Except that they don't get citizenship, they get something better. All the bennies, none of the responsibilities - except being a reliable vote for the socialists every two year - just like the welfare slaves.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 04:07 PM (ExV1e)

51 40 I'd belive that if the GOP dint renegotiate on things and cave after. They have a hell of a history at that. It a rap sheet as long as the country is.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2026 04:07 PM (LX4y3)

52 But Mormons have become very squishy in general since Obama, like a number of churches that were once fairly conservative, they've been subverted.

Yeah, I expect Utah to flip blue within 10 years.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:07 PM (PYyV9)

53 These migrants will all be citizens in a few years when the Dems take over and restore some sanity. Don't want new Americans to hate us!

Posted by: Sid! at March 25, 2026 04:08 PM (3vv7j)

54 Mad Men meme:

Airports, but without security theater paid for the by federal government.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 25, 2026 04:08 PM (gYVzu)

55 WE need to consult Dr. Tarr and Professor Feather

great song by APP by the way.

go listen to it now

Posted by: Desinex at March 25, 2026 04:08 PM (jrgJz)

56 I don't think there was ever a deal or even firm proposals. Just kabuki theater for fundraising and LIVs. Also a nice shiny object to distract the Democrap mouth-breathers from the unholy ass-fisting we are unloading in Iran.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 25, 2026 04:09 PM (iFTx/)

57 Re: Mormons - intrepid data hound @DataRepublican has been posting about a Mormon “nonprofit” activist group that is doing everything it can to make sure we enact the UN’s agenda: Mormon Women for Ethical Government.

Yet another religious organization actively working to destroy us.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 04:09 PM (4KUe5)

58 What cracks me up is that if you asked people on the street what they think about the government lockdown the large majority would answer "what lockdown?"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:09 PM (PYyV9)

59 1 It's almost like negotiating with the Iranian Mullahs.



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see , ace gets it !
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2026 03:57 PM (GD0B3)10 4 Cool , FIRST , and I read the content too!
Posted by: runner at March 25, 2026 03:57 PM (GD0B3)


AND you were able post an actual comment at the same time!

CONGRATS!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 25, 2026 04:09 PM (dmDsy)

60 Utah Senator John Curtis

Good news, everyone! He's only in the first third of his first term as a Senator.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 04:02 PM (ExV1e)
*******
I remember having a discussion about him being a horrible choice and that he was only going to be trouble.
He's almost as bad as Murkowski.
He needs to be primaried.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2026 04:09 PM (NpAcC)

61 1. Offer them nothing. They got their chance to negotiate, this is how they behave.
2. Get JD Vance to declare himself President of the Senate, which he is.
3. Force the real vote.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 25, 2026 04:09 PM (y7qTK)

62 The LDS preached that Jesus and Satan are brothers. Brigham Young preached that Adam was God.
Oh, and God has a wife. And God didn't create the universe. He was a man once.

They don't have a catechism because each "prophet" can change it.

So, look at what they teach now. Mainstream Protestantism.

See how that is going.

Posted by: Ben Rothlesburger sock at March 25, 2026 04:10 PM (qFwJc)

63 Maybe it is time to burn it all down.

I emailed my ostensibly Republican senator from Maine - telling her to sh*t or get off the pot with regards to Thune's failure theatre.

The ongoing shut down is simply too ripe an opportunity for the Republicans to prove just how bipartisan they are.

If I were an ICE agent, I'd be looking for dual citizenship somewhere like Argentina or something because we know when these f*cking dickless idiots lose to the Democrats in November and then in 2028, those poor agents will be the first ones paraded to the gallows by a Robespierre-like mob of leftists with their hands on the levers of government.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 25, 2026 04:10 PM (WYStd)

64 Yeah, the next Democrat POTUS will do blanket amnesty either an EO on day 1.

And who will stop it?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 04:11 PM (4KUe5)

65 I don't wish death on every member of the Loyola University newspaper staff. There might be one or two who I'd like to see merely savagely beaten.

Go read this piece from the paper's managing editor and then know the media is truly and well fucked.

https://shorturl.at/W61hM

Posted by: The_Hoser at March 25, 2026 04:11 PM (H4qGm)

66 >>They are lousy at doing what we want. They are idiots and incompetents at doing what they are supposed to do. And they are evilly rejecting Trump's agenda. But they are really good at this kind of politicking
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:04 PM (PYyV9)
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That kind of politicking gets us nothing and only serves the purpose of whipping up small donors to donate.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 25, 2026 04:11 PM (bNf8H)

67 Hate the GOPe caucus. I just cannot stand those useless fucks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 04:12 PM (SqO7v)

68 So, if a illegal alien has a sore throat, we're not allowed to touch them?? Have I got this right??

Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2026 04:12 PM (Oy/m2)

69 66 GoP politicking.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2026 04:13 PM (LX4y3)

70 off Ben Rothlesburger sock.

Yeah, Pope Leo worshiped the Pachamana idol. Yet another heretic pope. The Church is in eclipse.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 25, 2026 04:13 PM (qFwJc)

71 That kind of politicking gets us nothing and only serves the purpose of whipping up small donors to donate.

Absolutely, it doesn't benefit anyone but themselves, the entire thing is a game to get them more power and money, not serve the people or do the right thing. That's the job of a politician now: retain power, gain money.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:13 PM (PYyV9)

72 They are idiots and incompetents at doing what they are supposed to do.

They seem very crafty and competent at not doing what they want to avoid doing.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 25, 2026 04:13 PM (EXyHK)

73 If only the consequences for putting illegals before American citizens, failing to secure our elections and basically being stupid fucks was so severe that those things wouldn't even be considered.

If...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2026 04:14 PM (AkEZC)

74 It's time the GoP goes the way of the Whigs

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2026 04:14 PM (LX4y3)

75 So, if a illegal alien has a sore throat, we're not allowed to touch them?? Have I got this right??

Every single story I see on the news or social media about someone being "cruelly snatched by ICE off the streets while cracking racist jokes and randomly shooting bystanders" ends the same: they were polite, nobody was harmed, and the person they grabbed is a mass murdering baby rapist who built a throne out of infant skulls from which they sold fentanyl to grade schools.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:15 PM (PYyV9)

76 >> Your GOPe, everyone. Still in charge, somehow.

Maybe it is time to burn it all down.

We should buy the GOP senators a bunch of those Easter bunny pajamas like Ralphie had in A Christmas Story. Then give them a little gift box on the side with some balls in them. So they know what they look like.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 25, 2026 04:16 PM (hLZfT)

77 75 And much of the GOP wants them stay as well.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2026 04:16 PM (LX4y3)

78 70 off Ben Rothlesburger sock.

Yeah, Pope Leo worshiped the Pachamana idol. Yet another heretic pope. The Church is in eclipse.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 25, 2026 04:13 PM (qFwJc)

=====

Here's the picture.

Can you please point to the idol in it?

https://is.gd/q2kKlq

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 25, 2026 04:17 PM (gYVzu)

79 I tend to give the LDS Church a pass on most things because of the Tabernacle Choir. And cute Mormon missionary chicks. But, yeah, they've kinda jumped the shark for me.

Posted by: Bulg at March 25, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ)

80 They seem very crafty and competent at not doing what they want to avoid doing.

Its a distinction between the rank and file and the leadership. Guys in charge are malicious and deliberate. The rest are lazy and useless

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:18 PM (PYyV9)

81 It's time the GoP goes the way of the Whigs King George.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2026 04:14 PM (LX4y3)

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 25, 2026 04:18 PM (dK+Kv)

82 36 Every illegal should be sent home.

After every asset/property they have should be taken on their exist.

Any that voted should be shot.

Any that committed a violent crime should be shot.

And any American bureaucrat that signed off on any form of aid to an illegal should be arrested for theft.
Posted by: 18-1


Newsletter?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 25, 2026 04:18 PM (p4Gz+)

83 the person they grabbed is a mass murdering baby rapist who built a throne out of infant skulls from which they sold fentanyl to grade schools.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


But I've never seen him do anything illegal... or immoral

Posted by: Hanover Fiste at March 25, 2026 04:18 PM (y7qTK)

84 I think alot of this is deflection. I'm watching Cornyn. If he has an outside deal lined up, and it is known, then we know he is going to stay in the race and try to damage Paxton in the general Senate election in Texas. Because Paxton is opening up a lead. And our good non-Christian Christian democrat candidate is being very quiet as everyone gets reminded of what he is.

If Cornyn works to get the Save Act across the line, Paxton has his out. To replace Bondi, who had to do the hard work to clean up the DOJ, which she has quietly done, notwithstanding the Epstein fiasco. Paxton will blaze a trail of scalps if that happens. Maybe that is what Thune is worried about.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 25, 2026 04:19 PM (GZYu7)

85 Compassion should not be suicidal.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 25, 2026 04:19 PM (mP0Kj)

86 I do know a good family man that fell into an ICE dragnet. Off to Guatamala. His son is an altar boy. They are okay. After 10 years, he can apply to come back. Great guy. Prayers up.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 25, 2026 04:19 PM (qFwJc)

87
Quoting the kid John Connor in Terminator 2:

"We're not going to make it, are we?"

Terminator: "No, it's in your nature to destroy yourselves."

This is the GOP's mantra.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 25, 2026 04:19 PM (qBdHI)

88 Sounds like John Curtis is getting some sweet somali fraud cash, its always about the side piece or cash. Compassion bull shit, he has no compassion for people hurt by these monsters.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 25, 2026 04:20 PM (n5tGW)

89 84 I think alot of this is deflection. I'm watching Cornyn. If he has an outside deal lined up, and it is known, then we know he is going to stay in the race and try to damage Paxton in the general Senate election in Texas. Because Paxton is opening up a lead. And our good non-Christian Christian democrat candidate is being very quiet as everyone gets reminded of what he is.

If Cornyn works to get the Save Act across the line, Paxton has his out. To replace Bondi, who had to do the hard work to clean up the DOJ, which she has quietly done, notwithstanding the Epstein fiasco. Paxton will blaze a trail of scalps if that happens. Maybe that is what Thune is worried about.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 25, 2026 04:19 PM (GZYu7)

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Texas has sore loser laws. If Cornyn loses the primary, he can't be o the general election ballot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 25, 2026 04:20 PM (gYVzu)

90 "I sense they are not going to back down on this like they did for last years shutdown because this affects everyone who travels.
Posted by: Mister Scott"

Problem is Dems travel too and they, unlike the LIV's, know who is causing this mess. They might start actually start telling their beloved Dem leaders to back down on this issue.

Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2026 04:20 PM (GUOwU)

91 RINOism is a mental illness

Everything they do makes perfect sense when viewed from that lens

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 25, 2026 04:20 PM (REq0p)

92 Compassion should not be suicidal.

That is the theme of "The Camp of the Saints."

"That's racist!"

If someone ever yells that at me, I will clean his/her clock.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 25, 2026 04:21 PM (qFwJc)

93 81 It's time the GoP goes the way of the Whigs King George.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2026 04:14 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 25, 2026 04:18 PM (dK+Kv)

I find your terms acceptable.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2026 04:21 PM (LX4y3)

94
It looks like the only chance of moving the recalcitrant GOPe congress creatures is to quietly threaten them with something behind the scenes, maybe combined with an attractive offer, both carrot and stick. Something much more compelling than the secret reasons they're sabotaging this.

Assholes.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 25, 2026 04:21 PM (lsrsS)

95 Apparently, Musk can’t pay DHS salaries.
Some legal reason.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 04:21 PM (4KUe5)

96 In before the "in before the 'nothing will happen' guy" guy.

Again.

Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2026 04:22 PM (VHUov)

97 95 Apparently, Musk can’t pay DHS salaries.
Some legal reason.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 04:21 PM (4KUe5)

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He can only pay the Treasury, and the Treasury can only pay salaries appropriated by Congress.

I imagine Musk could set up some kind of charity for them that pays them, but he'd never get the money back, assuming he could get the employee list in the first place.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 25, 2026 04:23 PM (gYVzu)

98 Texas has sore loser laws. If Cornyn loses the primary, he can't be o the general election ballot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 25, 2026 04:20 PM (gYVzu)
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It doesn't mean he can't throw the Bush wing of the Texas GOP into the fray to defeat Paxton. He can pull a Dick Lugar.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 25, 2026 04:23 PM (GZYu7)

99 Migration Is War
Remigration Is Peace
Death To Traitors

Posted by: SciVo at March 25, 2026 04:23 PM (Sy6m/)

100 It's time the GoP goes the way of the Whigs King George.

I mean, its been that way for 20 years or more. They proved it by gaining absolute control of the legislature and presidency THEN PASSING EVEN MORE WELFARE WITH PRESCRIPTION MEDICARE

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:24 PM (PYyV9)

101 96 In before the "in before the 'nothing will happen' guy" guy.

Again.
Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2026 04:22 PM (VHUov)

Yeah, but he's gonna be right.
Again.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2026 04:24 PM (LX4y3)

102 Sheridan Gorman's own student newspaper has issued an apology -- for calling the criminal foreigner who murdered her an "illegal immigrant" instead of a "resident."
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These people are seriously mentally ill.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 25, 2026 04:25 PM (Dv3i1)

103 He can only pay the Treasury, and the Treasury can only pay salaries appropriated by Congress.

Best he could do is a Gofundme or something, set up to pay employees as a fund

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:25 PM (PYyV9)

104 He can only pay the Treasury, and the Treasury can only pay salaries appropriated by Congress.

That's like watching your house burn, and the firefighters can't squirt water on it because the hydrant isn't on your side of the street.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 25, 2026 04:25 PM (IifOV)

105 Brigham Young preached that Adam was God.

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Completely overlooking Jimi Hendrix?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 25, 2026 04:25 PM (ndZc7)

106 103 He can only pay the Treasury, and the Treasury can only pay salaries appropriated by Congress.

Best he could do is a Gofundme or something, set up to pay employees as a fund

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:25 PM (PYyV9)

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Great idea. Maybe I could have continued my thought beyond that sentence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 25, 2026 04:25 PM (gYVzu)

107 Utah Senator John Curtis is furry, rite? Did he kill Charlie Kirk?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 25, 2026 04:26 PM (n17eQ)

108 One of the actresses I follow, Ava Kolker, has a song coming out in a few days called 'Cry for Utah.'

It's not about this jackass
But it should be...

Posted by: Stateless - Day 6 - extreme dog care at March 25, 2026 04:26 PM (Sco7b)

109 104 That's like watching your house burn, and the firefighters can't squirt water on it because the hydrant isn't on your side of the street.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 25, 2026 04:25 PM (IifOV)

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Do you want the Treasury limited by Congressional authorizations or not?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 25, 2026 04:26 PM (gYVzu)

110 105 Brigham Young preached that Adam was God.

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Completely overlooking Jimi Hendrix?!!!
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No shit.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 25, 2026 04:26 PM (n17eQ)

111 These people are seriously mentally ill.

Yeah, every female tik tok feminist talks endlessly about an alleged "male loneliness epidemic" but we are suffering instead from a Female Mental Illness Epidemic

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:26 PM (PYyV9)

112 Apparently, Musk can’t pay DHS salaries.
Some legal reason.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 04:21 PM (4KUe5)


He could, however, give interest-free loans in the amount of their pay to be paid back when they, inevitably, get their back-pay.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 04:27 PM (ExV1e)

113 Oh, and Colbert is writing the next Lord of the Rings film.

On can't help but ponder if God used the flood card too early.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2026 04:27 PM (LX4y3)

114
Musk better watch out. He may get accused of attempted bribery or something by these mutants.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 25, 2026 04:27 PM (lsrsS)

115 97 95 Apparently, Musk can’t pay DHS salaries.
Some legal reason.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 04:21 PM (4KUe5)

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He can only pay the Treasury, and the Treasury can only pay salaries appropriated by Congress.

I imagine Musk could set up some kind of charity for them that pays them, but he'd never get the money back, assuming he could get the employee list in the first place.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 25, 2026 04:23 PM (gYVzu)

It's my understanding there are companies that lend to gov't employees in case of shut downs. (I've only heard this), He could set up a lending company to lend at 0% to be paid upon reopening.

Posted by: Inogame at March 25, 2026 04:27 PM (53oGX)

116 What the hell is welfare?

Posted by: Thomas Jefferson at March 25, 2026 04:28 PM (UjdFS)

117 Seen some fkin Marxists want that Loyola student murderer not to be deported.
Sting the bastard up and bury him here.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2026 04:28 PM (Ia/+0)

118 Brigham Young preached that Adam was God.

If that's so then who made who?

Posted by: Angus Young at March 25, 2026 04:28 PM (TbWk/)

119 I think alot of this is deflection. I'm watching Cornyn. If he has an outside deal lined up, and it is known, then we know he is going to stay in the race and try to damage Paxton in the general Senate election in Texas. Because Paxton is opening up a lead. And our good non-Christian Christian democrat candidate is being very quiet as everyone gets reminded of what he is.

If Cornyn works to get the Save Act across the line, Paxton has his out. To replace Bondi, who had to do the hard work to clean up the DOJ, which she has quietly done, notwithstanding the Epstein fiasco. Paxton will blaze a trail of scalps if that happens. Maybe that is what Thune is worried about.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 25, 2026 04:19 PM


Something is going on with the coryn/paxton primary race that we are not seeing, some sort of off the books deal or something.


Metric butt tons of cash is being sent to both of them and I fully expected the radio and TV to be flooded with nasty attack ads from both of them and I haven't seen diddly squat as far as attack ads go here in NE Texas.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 25, 2026 04:28 PM (0N4FZ)

120 > 113 Oh, and Colbert is writing the next Lord of the Rings film.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2026 04:27 PM (LX4y3)

There's the solution to our energy woes. Just hook up a generator to JRRT's casket.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2026 04:28 PM (IG3/x)

121 You know who never received any compassion from any politician or from any government entity? Me. Who has committed no crimes other than a few minor traffic violations. It's the same for all my relatives and everyone I know on a first name basis.

I expect the same applies to just about everyone reading this.

Politicians wanting to make laws based on compassion better put citizens as the first group receiving any compassion from any government entity in this country.

Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2026 04:28 PM (5rh/l)

122 I gotta say John Frusciante may have surpassed Jimi. That guy is really good.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 25, 2026 04:29 PM (n17eQ)

123 95 Apparently, Musk can’t pay DHS salaries.
Some legal reason.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 04:21 PM

I always assumed that. But at least the gesture will remind TSA which side in the real world tried to have their back. And I'm not talking about the Senate here.

Posted by: Moonbeam at March 25, 2026 04:29 PM (rbKZ6)

124 If he's TdA, send him to CECOT.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2026 04:29 PM (BI5O2)

125 > If that's so then who made who?
Posted by: Angus Young at March 25, 2026 04:28 PM (TbWk/)

I'm not an expert on Mormon theology, but I believe that how it works is if you keep rising through the ranks, you eventually get to be the god of your own planet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2026 04:29 PM (IG3/x)

126 Brigham Young preached that Adam was God.

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Completely overlooking Jimi Hendrix?!!!/i]

But what about Eric Clapner Clapton??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:29 PM (PYyV9)

127 Yeah, every female tik tok feminist talks endlessly about an alleged "male loneliness epidemic" but we are suffering instead from a Female Mental Illness Epidemic
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:26 PM (PYyV9)

The latter may in fact drive the former, at least in part.

Posted by: They cray cray. Stay away. at March 25, 2026 04:29 PM (TbWk/)

128 John Thune and John Curtis are very strong in their support of Israel, and that truly is the only thing that matters.

People like Tucker Carlson and Mark Dice may support strong border defense and the enforcement of immigration laws, but their comments on Israel prove they aren't true MAGA.

Posted by: One Issue Voter at March 25, 2026 04:29 PM (clmFU)

129 After DOGE, is Congress really limiting Treasury all that much?

I mean, Treasury has just been churning out checks like there’s no end to government money. Technically correct, since they just print more, but still: Treasury has been unaccountable and on auto pilot for a long time.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 04:30 PM (4KUe5)

130 Mormons will eff you over with kindness...everytime.

Posted by: Vic Romano at March 25, 2026 04:30 PM (+wJze)

131 OT, but....

How is it that socialist San Francisco has privatized its TSA function, so their airport is operating normally, while the rest of America is subject to the government monopoly?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 04:30 PM (RnaE2)

132 If that's so then who made who?
Posted by: Angus Young

Who made WHOM

Sorry, one of this grammar nazi's pet peeves.

Posted by: Bulg at March 25, 2026 04:31 PM (77rzZ)

133 I'm not an expert on Mormon theology, but I believe that how it works is if you keep rising through the ranks, you eventually get to be the god of your own planet.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 25, 2026 04:29 PM (IG3/x)

I recall learning that in school in a Denominations and Cults class

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2026 04:31 PM (LX4y3)

134 It doesn't mean he can't throw the Bush wing of the Texas GOP into the fray to defeat Paxton. He can pull a Dick Lugar.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 25, 2026 04:23 PM (GZYu7)


There's a good number of former officeholders in Texas from the last time they did that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 04:31 PM (ExV1e)

135 128 John Thune and John Curtis are very strong in their support of Israel, and that truly is the only thing that matters.

People like Tucker Carlson and Mark Dice may support strong border defense and the enforcement of immigration laws, but their comments on Israel prove they aren't true MAGA.

Posted by: One Issue Voter at March 25, 2026 04:29 PM (clmFU)

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Tucker's comments about how America should share power with China is proof enough that he isn't America First. Tucker's comments that Sharia made the Middle East strong is proof enough that he's not Christian. Tucker's flip flopping on everything he said he believed 5 years ago is proof enough that he's a charlatan not worth listening to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 25, 2026 04:31 PM (gYVzu)

136 Posted by: One Issue Voter at March 25, 2026 04:29 PM (clmFU)

Looks like someone fell off the guard tower and landed here

Posted by: gKWVE at March 25, 2026 04:31 PM (y7qTK)

137
LDS Mormons out of Utah, like Romney, John Huntsman Jr (Mr China) have become so fiscally, and socially liberal they should be excommunicated from the GOP.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 25, 2026 04:32 PM (IifOV)

138 132 If that's so then who made who?
Posted by: Angus Young

Who made WHOM

Sorry, one of this grammar nazi's pet peeves.
Posted by: Bulg at March 25, 2026 04:31 PM (77rzZ)

You missed the bloody joke, mate! AC/DC? Might've heard of it?

Posted by: Angus Young at March 25, 2026 04:32 PM (TbWk/)

139 Oh, and Colbert is writing the next Lord of the Rings film.

The plot: Sam's daughter (because of course) finds writings by Frodo that talk about his encounter with Tom Bombadil and the film is about those chapters not in the trilogy.

Which, in my opinion, were left out for good reason.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:32 PM (PYyV9)

140 Oh, and Colbert is writing the next Lord of the Rings film.

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Star Wars destroyed? Check!
Star Trek destroyed? Check!
Snow White destroyed? Check!
Lord of the Rings destroyed? Pending.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 25, 2026 04:32 PM (ndZc7)

141


That piece of shit from Utah is as slimy a worm as Ive ever seen. He makes balloon headed Schiff look normal.

Sick bastards.

I guess the take away is they are also using illegals as political pawns, no matter the consequences.



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 25, 2026 04:33 PM (et1vG)

142 140 Oh, and Colbert is writing the next Lord of the Rings film.

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Star Wars destroyed? Check!
Star Trek destroyed? Check!
Snow White destroyed? Check!
Lord of the Rings destroyed? Pending.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 25, 2026 04:32 PM (ndZc7)

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I'm going to be honest:

I think Colbert's LOTR sequel has a better chance of being good than Andy Serkis' Hunt for Gollum.

I mean...have you seen the trailer for Serkis' Animal Farm?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 25, 2026 04:33 PM (gYVzu)

143 Suicidal Empathy.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 25, 2026 04:33 PM (wtvvX)

144 Dear Senator Curtis,
Since the illegal alien criminals aren't showing compassion to their victims, fuck you with no due respect

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 25, 2026 04:33 PM (mHVWR)

145 The Senate no longer protects the Republic.

It must be suspended and the President appointed Dictator until the threat has been defeated.

The President's legions await his order to cross the Potomac.


Posted by: SPQR at March 25, 2026 04:34 PM (gpteY)

146 You missed the bloody joke, mate! AC/DC? Might've heard of it?
Posted by: Angus Young

Heard of 'em, but never listened to 'em.

Posted by: Bulg at March 25, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

147 How is it that socialist San Francisco has privatized its TSA function, so their airport is operating normally, while the rest of America is subject to the government monopoly?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 04:30 PM (RnaE2)
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Filipino mafia?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2026 04:34 PM (RIvkX)

148 Problem is Dems travel too and they, unlike the LIV's, know who is causing this mess. They might start actually start telling their beloved Dem leaders to back down on this issue.
Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2026 04:20 PM (GUOwU

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LOL!

Dems who can afford plane tickets are WAY more fanatical than the CHUDs.

"It's totally Trump's fault. The DHS appropriation was just standing on that pier when Trump startled the Dems. Wrong place, wrong time. Someone should arrest Trump."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2026 04:35 PM (BI5O2)

149 Aw, and Colbert had been so busy whining about having his show cancelled. Guess Hollywood provides safety nets to activist warriors.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 04:35 PM (4KUe5)

150 143 Suicidal Empathy.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 25, 2026 04:33 PM (wtvvX)

I saw Suicidal Empathy open for Suicidal Tendencies at the Cow Palace in '93. Everyone got a Pepsi.

Posted by: And then institutionalized at March 25, 2026 04:35 PM (TbWk/)

151 Kirk Cousins is being talked about as a backup QB for the Packers. This is news.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 25, 2026 04:35 PM (n17eQ)

152 Some people should do something. 😉

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2026 04:35 PM (x3v9u)

153 I would bitch about all the Tolkien posting, but I know that would just get me more Tolkien posting.

Posted by: Bulg at March 25, 2026 04:35 PM (77rzZ)

154 Shari'a crippled the 'Abbasid caliphate and left it open to a purity-spiral.
Long-term it also broke Arab 'asabiya because why couldn't a Turk be a better Moslem than an Arab?
I bet half the "morons" here know enough early Islamic history by now we could completely pants Tucker on that debate.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 25, 2026 04:35 PM (y7qTK)

155 Heard of 'em, but never listened to 'em.
Posted by: Bulg at March 25, 2026 04:34 PM (77rzZ)

Let there be Rock!!

Posted by: dantesed at March 25, 2026 04:36 PM (Oy/m2)

156 Oh, and Colbert is writing the next Lord of the Rings film.

Seeing the Shire community dance around dressed as COVID syringes wearing masks, and demanding their children have their genitals mutilated to make Sauron happy will not bode well for theater goers.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 25, 2026 04:36 PM (IifOV)

157 154 Shari'a crippled the 'Abbasid caliphate and left it open to a purity-spiral.
Long-term it also broke Arab 'asabiya because why couldn't a Turk be a better Moslem than an Arab?
I bet half the "morons" here know enough early Islamic history by now we could completely pants Tucker on that debate.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 25, 2026 04:35 PM (y7qTK)

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Well, Tucker does think that the Christian slaves in Qatar have it pretty good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 25, 2026 04:36 PM (gYVzu)

158 Tucker's comments about how America should share power with China is proof enough that he isn't America First. Tucker's comments that Sharia made the Middle East strong is proof enough that he's not Christian. Tucker's flip flopping on everything he said he believed 5 years ago is proof enough that he's a charlatan not worth listening to.
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Also, the bowtie. Unforgivable.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2026 04:37 PM (RIvkX)

159 if you keep rising through the ranks, you eventually get to be the god of your own planet.

That sounds awful. The last thing I want in the afterlife is to be stuck in a management job.

Posted by: Halfhand at March 25, 2026 04:37 PM (BSRx7)

160 131 OT, but....

How is it that socialist San Francisco has privatized its TSA function, so their airport is operating normally, while the rest of America is subject to the government monopoly?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 04:30 PM (RnaE2)


The answer is graft paid by the contractor.

Meanwhile...
TSA line wait times at Houston Hobby Airport (mostly a Southwest hub these days) have been less than 10 minutes all day long, so far this week. That's good because I'm flying out of Hobby tomorrow.

At the much larger Houston Bush Intercontinental Airport, wait times on Monday were four hours most of the day. Today that's been cut in half. Why? I don't know. Why longer wait lines than at Hobby Airport? I don't know.

Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2026 04:37 PM (5rh/l)

161 Tolkien negro

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 25, 2026 04:37 PM (Kt19C)

162 Guess Hollywood provides safety nets to activist warriors.

Oh yeah they take care of their own. He has been a faithful warrior in the cause. They are throwing him a dream project: he's a big Tolkien fan.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:38 PM (PYyV9)

163 The LDS preached that Jesus and Satan are brothers.

Mostly false. We teach that Jesus is a spirit child of God the Father, as are all of God's children, including Lucifer. Lucifer was a prominent child of God, but lost his inheritance when he rebelled against God, was cast out, and became Satan. Satan is not Jesus' brother, nor is he our brother, he lost his inheritance.

Brigham Young preached that Adam was God.

Yes, but it's complicated. BY thought out and developed this theory over a period of about 30 years. You can find quotes from BY where he specifically says he does NOT believe Adam is God.

Oh, and God has a wife.

Yes. I personally believe this is a beautiful thing.

And God didn't create the universe.

We believe a sort of creatio ex materia rather than creatio ex nihilo.

He was a man once.

Nope. We believe God has a body, but there is no canonized doctrine on how that happened. Joseph Smith talked about one possibility, but it's not canon.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2026 04:38 PM (mkw2N)

164
137
LDS Mormons out of Utah, like Romney, John Huntsman Jr (Mr China) have become so fiscally, and socially liberal they should be excommunicated from the GOP.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 25, 2026 04:32 PM (IifOV)

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I worked for a Chinese-owned company for a while. They had a few motivational posters in a conference room. One was a quote from John Huntsman.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 25, 2026 04:38 PM (lsrsS)

165 "Dems who can afford plane tickets are WAY more fanatical than the CHUDs"

What is a CHUD?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2026 04:38 PM (Nx5jP)

166 I saw Suicidal Empathy open for Stabbing Westward at the Middle East in ‘99.

What a pita they broke up!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 04:38 PM (4KUe5)

167 Also, the bowtie. Unforgivable.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Speaking of which, today is Gene Shalit's 100th birthday.

*Raises glass* Cheers!

(And yes, he is still with us.)

Posted by: Bulg at March 25, 2026 04:39 PM (77rzZ)

168 I could hear more about burning it all down....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2026 04:39 PM (xcxpd)

169 Curtis's behavior is no surprise. LDS motto is with a smile and a knife to the back. Ask any Idahoan.

Posted by: Vic Romano at March 25, 2026 04:39 PM (+wJze)

170 Star Wars destroyed? Check!
Star Trek destroyed? Check!
Snow White destroyed? Check!
Lord of the Rings destroyed? Pending.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 25, 2026 04:32 PM (ndZc7)

Most here don't care but...

Doctor Who
The Little Mermaid
Annie
The Wonder Years
Ghostbusters

Posted by: Stateless - Day 6 - extreme dog care at March 25, 2026 04:39 PM (Sco7b)

171
Sheridan Gorman's own student newspaper has issued an apology -- for calling the criminal foreigner who murdered her an "illegal immigrant" instead of a "resident."
_______

And if he doesn't have a physical address in Chicago, he's what? A visitor?

"Jose Medina-Medina, a visitor from Guatemala, shot Sheridan Gorman on the morning of..."

Does that work for this border-crashing killer?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2026 04:39 PM (XJ22o)

172 Oh, I forgot. Every nation that relied upon slavery has become sclerotic and fallen to its enemies. Because slaves usually lack the loyalty to their masters that citizens have to their chosen leaders. Also because investment does not go to machinery that can do the work slaves would do.
Islam relies on slavery. Judaism threw up so many restrictions on their servants that you can't call it slavery anymore. Orthodox Christianity had people like Gregory of Nyssa preaching against it, and Augustine trying to end it, and the whole of northern Europe just banning it.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 25, 2026 04:40 PM (y7qTK)

173 Here's the move to crush the Neocon remnants:

Trump vetos EVERY piece of legislation until DHS is funded, in full, and the SAVE Act is passed to Sen. John Kennedy's exact specifications.

ICE becomes a permanent fixture at airports.

Further, Trump will encourage and endorse the primarying of any Republican unwilling to put the agenda forward including even speaking about Amnesty in any form or opposing ICE, even after he leaves office.

Trump's track record on purging neocon holdovers is superb.

Posted by: Malicious Compliance at March 25, 2026 04:40 PM (OBuuS)

174 That sounds awful. The last thing I want in the afterlife is to be stuck in a management job.
Posted by: Halfhand


Yeah, but all those assholes you look at today and say "man, somebody should smite that asshole....."

You can smite him! Lightning from beyond!

Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2026 04:40 PM (VHUov)

175 Scorpion and frog, something, something

Posted by: javems at March 25, 2026 04:40 PM (zFsEm)

176 Sheridan Gorman's own student newspaper has issued an apology -- for calling the criminal foreigner who murdered her an "illegal immigrant" instead of a "resident."
_______

And if he doesn't have a physical address in Chicago, he's what? A visitor?

"Jose Medina-Medina, a visitor from Guatemala, shot Sheridan Gorman on the morning of..."

Does that work for this border-crashing killer?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


He's a fucking wetback.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2026 04:40 PM (iHruz)

177 Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2026 04:38 PM (mkw2N)

So, the Lucifer TV series?

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2026 04:41 PM (LX4y3)

178 Anyone who openly advocates support for illegal alien invaders should be charged with treason and executed immediately after the formality of a trial.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 25, 2026 04:41 PM (/lPRQ)

179 Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2026 04:38 PM (mkw2N)

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Thanks for that explanation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2026 04:41 PM (RIvkX)

180 135 128 John Thune and John Curtis are very strong in their support of Israel, and that truly is the only thing that matters.

People like Tucker Carlson and Mark Dice may support strong border defense and the enforcement of immigration laws, but their comments on Israel prove they aren't true MAGA.

Posted by: One Issue Voter at March 25, 2026 04:29 PM (clmFU)

=====

Tucker's comments about how America should share power with China is proof enough that he isn't America First. Tucker's comments that Sharia made the Middle East strong is proof enough that he's not Christian. Tucker's flip flopping on everything he said he believed 5 years ago is proof enough that he's a charlatan not worth listening to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 25, 2026 04:31 PM (gYVzu)
*******
I am amazed at how people are still defending and following Tucker, Owens and Fuentes.

How can they not see through the grift? How can they lose all common sense? The brainwashing is off the charts.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2026 04:41 PM (NpAcC)

181 What is a CHUD?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2026 04:38 PM (Nx5jP

Mutated pavement ape.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2026 04:41 PM (BI5O2)

182 > We teach that Jesus is a spirit child of God the Father

We also teach that Jesus is the only begotten of the Father in the flesh.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2026 04:42 PM (mkw2N)

183 Yeah, every female tik tok feminist talks endlessly about an alleged "male loneliness epidemic" but we are suffering instead from a Female Mental Illness Epidemic

Ye Olde Days: You are going to have to compromise with your spouse and sometimes you will not see eye to eye

Modern Feminism: NEVER EVERY COMPROMISE ON ANYTHING. If he really loved you he'd give you what you want without you even telling him. Also, all men are evil rapists that shouldn't be trusted

So its a real surprise feminists end up single isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2026 04:42 PM (sKqQm)

184


The way that Utah snake smiled so greasily then dropped it and got all gray and demonic looking was super disturbing.



Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 25, 2026 04:42 PM (et1vG)

185 redridinghood, a lot of that "Support" is from third world chaos agents who like watching American MAGA squirm.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 25, 2026 04:42 PM (y7qTK)

186 As if the journalists can find no other way to describe a person in the country illegally than an “illegal immigrant” or it’s “resident”.

Resident of what, exactly?
The refugee/asylum seeker hotel?

Why not just call him “Chicago man”, and stick to established propaganda precedent?

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 25, 2026 04:43 PM (6ydKt)

187 They made a couple of ghost busters movies after LadyBusters. The first was good the second was at least meh.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2026 04:43 PM (sKqQm)

188 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2026 04:41 PM (BI5O2)

So it's not an acronym where each letter stands for something?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2026 04:43 PM (Nx5jP)

189
People like Tucker Carlson and Mark Dice may support strong border defense and the enforcement of immigration laws, but their comments on Israel prove they aren't true MAGA.
Posted by: One Issue Voter

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I haven't seen Mark Dice around in ages. He's talking about Israel? I thought his schtick was to hang around Mission Beach sticking his mic at bikini-clad bimbos.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2026 04:43 PM (XJ22o)

190

"Jose Medina-Medina, a visitor from Guatemala, shot Sheridan Gorman on the morning of..."

I'm really feeling a lot of compassion for this young man.

Just like John Curtis from Utah.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 25, 2026 04:43 PM (et1vG)

191 130 Mormons will eff you over with kindness...everytime.
Posted by: Vic Romano at March 25, 2026 04:30 PM (+wJze)

Right you are, Ken

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 25, 2026 04:44 PM (xcxpd)

192 Curtis will have his own planet one day. So that's nice.

Posted by: Vic Romano at March 25, 2026 04:44 PM (+wJze)

193 Resident of what, exactly?
The refugee/asylum seeker hotel?
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I think welfare tourist sums it up nicely.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 25, 2026 04:44 PM (n17eQ)

194 Democrats Reject The Deal They Proposed and Were Granted, Sensing Weaknes and Demanding Still Further Concessions

It has to be this way. The "Gold Standard" of elections is coming (I assume that's what he'll call it), but over their dead bodies. Win-win!

Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2026 04:44 PM (oAqqA)

195 I worked for a Chinese-owned company for a while. They had a few motivational posters in a conference room. One was a quote from John Huntsman.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 25, 2026 04:38 PM (lsrsS)
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"To Get Rich is Glorious!"

No, wait...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2026 04:44 PM (RIvkX)

196 Chicago Man? You mean Obama?

Posted by: Bulg at March 25, 2026 04:44 PM (77rzZ)

197 > So, the Lucifer TV series?

I haven't seen it. I couldn't compare and contrast without doing some research.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2026 04:45 PM (mkw2N)

198 188 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2026 04:41 PM (BI5O2)

So it's not an acronym where each letter stands for something?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2026 04:43 PM (Nx5jP)

The 1984 cult film C.H.U.D. (Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers) featured creatures originating from radioactive waste in New York City sewer systems

Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2026 04:45 PM (5rh/l)

199 > Thanks for that explanation.

You're welcome!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 25, 2026 04:45 PM (mkw2N)

200 hey made a couple of ghost busters movies after LadyBusters. The first was good the second was at least meh.

I have not seen either, but many say the first was pleasant and nostalgic. I have heard nothing good at all about the second

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:46 PM (PYyV9)

201 "Afterlife" was Ghostbusters fan fic, but the characters were engaging, and respect was given to "Egon" Ramis. And the car chase was great, it was probably taken from the Activision game. 7/10

Posted by: gKWVE at March 25, 2026 04:46 PM (y7qTK)

202 "Jose Medina-Medina, a visitor from Guatemala, shot Sheridan Gorman on the morning of..."

Imagine the uproar if he'd poached an elephant in Kenya.

Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2026 04:46 PM (oAqqA)

203
What is a CHUD?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2026 04:38 PM

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Cannibalistic Human Underground Dweller. I think it originated in a cheesy horror movie.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 25, 2026 04:46 PM (lsrsS)

204 Every illegal invader who murders an Amrerican should be executed immediately upon conviction of the murder.

Stop mollicoddling criminals

Posted by: Pste at March 25, 2026 04:46 PM (s9gYH)

205 Curtis should get Venus. He can figure out the logistics by himself.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 25, 2026 04:47 PM (y7qTK)

206 God: OK, so what did I do now?

Mrs. God: Well, if you don't know, I can't tell you.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 25, 2026 04:47 PM (ndZc7)

207 So it's not an acronym where each letter stands for something?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2026 04:43 PM (Nx5jP)
There was a movie series called Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers.

Fairley certain most using it as an insult just use it like ""Karen" and don't know the movies.

Posted by: Bete at March 25, 2026 04:47 PM (LX4y3)

208 Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2026 04:45 PM (5rh/l)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2026 04:47 PM (n3VHW)

209 So it's not an acronym where each letter stands for something?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2026 04:43 PM (Nx5jP)

Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dweller, aka welfare-class Dems:

https://tinyurl.com/5a9666kt

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2026 04:47 PM (BI5O2)

210 Time to start finding these rino fucks in bed with dead hookers.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 04:48 PM (97dhQ)

211 Dear God, at this rate a stroke is going to take me. F'in RINO bastards.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 25, 2026 04:48 PM (Q/FnY)

212 My heart breaks for Sheridan Gorman and her family.

Does this case remind anyone of the "Kate" Steinle murder in San Francisco, 2015? Ms. Steinle was walking on a pier with her dad when the shooting occurred and it, too, was often described as a "in the wrong place at the wrong time" occurrence.

What was he verdict, you ask? In November 2017, a jury acquitted García Zárate of first-degree murder, second-degree murder, and involuntary manslaughter. He was convicted of being a felon in possession of a firearm, a conviction that was later overturned on appeal (though federal charges followed).

(Thanks to AO Overview in part.)

The case became a national flashpoint, heavily cited by Donald Trump and other politicians to criticize "sanctuary city" policies and illegal immigration.

As I harp, the Dems. have no F***ing plans other than to keep repeating what has worked in the past because they know how stupid the average voter is.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 25, 2026 04:48 PM (NFX2v)

213 As if the journalists can find no other way to describe a person in the country illegally than an “illegal immigrant” or it’s “resident”.

Did he have a safari visa?

Posted by: t-bird at March 25, 2026 04:48 PM (oAqqA)

214 165 "Dems who can afford plane tickets are WAY more fanatical than the CHUDs"

What is a CHUD?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2026 04:38 PM (Nx5jP)


I think Fen is looking for the answer to "what did that comment mean?"

And frankly, I am too....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 25, 2026 04:49 PM (dmDsy)

215 As if the journalists can find no other way to describe a person in the country illegally than an “illegal immigrant” or it’s “resident”.

Resident of what, exactly?
The refugee/asylum seeker hotel?

Why not just call him “Chicago man”, and stick to established propaganda precedent?
Posted by: SpeakingOf


The correct term is "Illegal Alien" as an "Immigrant" is one with an "Immigrant" visa.

"Illegal immigrant" is just as ludicrous and correct as "illegal tourist"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 25, 2026 04:49 PM (/lPRQ)

216 I guess we should have known the GOPe would kill the SAVE act. If passed, probably 60% of the GOPe Senator's would be primaried out. So it's no wonder they'll kill it somehow and blame the base.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 25, 2026 04:49 PM (tYGL3)

217 210 Time to start finding these rino fucks in bed with dead hookers.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 04:48 PM (97dhQ)

Its a puzzle, right?

Maybe the hookers would have a little party discipline.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 25, 2026 04:50 PM (YlWIZ)

218 Time to start finding these rino fucks in bed with dead hookers.
Posted by: Berserker


Does it have to be the hooker? She's at least earning an honest living.....

Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2026 04:50 PM (VHUov)

219 Our betters that keep voting for third world crap should receive some third world crap so that they better understand it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 04:50 PM (uByKr)

220 Does it have to be the hooker? She's at least earning an honest living.

Find a hooker in bed with a dead politician?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:52 PM (PYyV9)

221 I guess we should have known the GOPe would kill the SAVE act. If passed, probably 60% of the GOPe Senator's would be primaried out. So it's no wonder they'll kill it somehow and blame the base.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 25, 2026 04:49 PM (tYGL3)

It would have been good for Americans, and bad for the syphilitic remoras wriggling around in DC.

The first would be enough for the GOP to kill it; the second requires them too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2026 04:52 PM (BI5O2)

222 I have not seen either, but many say the first was pleasant and nostalgic. I have heard nothing good at all about the second
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:46 PM (PYyV9)

Afterlife wasn’t terrible.
It revolves around Egon’s daughter, who he left along with her mother, and her children moving to Egon’s house after he dies mysteriously.

It’s at least interesting and becomes a nostalgia fest by the end when all the original Ghostbusters show up, along with Egon’s ghost, to save the day in a cornfield battle finale.

The sequel was not as good by far.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 25, 2026 04:53 PM (6ydKt)

223 Our betters that keep voting for third world crap should receive some third world crap so that they better understand it.


DeSantis sent 50 illegals to Martha Vineyard Island during the height of tourism season where in theory they could all immediately have been given jobs.

MA literally called out the NG to round them up and send them to a concentration camp on the mainland.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 25, 2026 04:53 PM (sKqQm)

224 I'm stuck living in this shithole of SLC. Apparently owning a white truck and never turning right on a red guarantees heaven. These idiots would definitely vote this guy in.

Posted by: Croaker at March 25, 2026 04:53 PM (ZCjeC)

225
Fenelon, I never really knew what a CHUD is either. It comes from a movie, and it's come to mean:

It’s used to describe someone (usually a man) who is viewed as a "reactionary" or a far-right "loser."

The Vibe: It implies the person is unappealing, lacks social skills, and spends all their time in "underground" internet forums

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2026 04:53 PM (XJ22o)

226 "Dems who can afford plane tickets are WAY more fanatical than the CHUDs"

What is a CHUD?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


I think Fen is looking for the answer to "what did that comment mean?"
And frankly, I am too....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)


Then I'd read it as "[The AWFLs, limousine liberals, and the like] are WAY more fanatical than the [illegal immigrant thug murderers and rapists]."

Posted by: mikeski at March 25, 2026 04:54 PM (VHUov)

227 Mr. God: I have a surprise!
Mrs. God: I love surprises! What is it?!
*moving away a giant curtain revealing the earth*
Mr. God: It's a whole new planet I created! What do you think?
Mrs. God: ...
Mr. God: What?
Mrs. God: It's the wrong color! THE WRONG COLOR! I LIKE PERIWINKLE NOT AQUA!!!! *runs away sobbing*

Posted by: Another married God scenario at March 25, 2026 04:54 PM (TbWk/)

228 Does it have to be the hooker? She's at least earning an honest living.

Find a hooker in bed with a dead politician?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:52 PM (PYyV9)


I would be fine with excluding the hooker altogether.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 04:54 PM (ExV1e)

229 Why San Fran airport?

Around 20 U.S. airports operate without federal TSA agents at security checkpoints, instead using private contractors through the Screening Partnership Program (SPP) at CNN. While private companies handle screening, these airports still adhere to federal security standards and oversight. Major airports in this program include San Francisco (SFO), Kansas City (MCI), and Orlando Sanford (SFB) .

It's not new.

CNN, 20 US airports don’t have TSA. Passengers there are not seeing long lines, Mar 21st.

In part, "Jacobson, the professor who studies aviation security systems, thinks of privatizing more of like a “partnership.” He points to NAV CANADA, which has operated Canada’s air traffic control system since it privatized in 1996.

“You don’t set the standards in the private sector,” Jacobson said. “You deliver the final product… in the private sector.”

Note: List of airports included therein. (Very interesting.)


Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 25, 2026 04:54 PM (NFX2v)

230 Every illegal invader who murders an American should be executed immediately upon conviction of the murder.

Stop mollicoddling criminals
Posted by: Pste


Since the progtards love labels do much refer to them as 'unlawful combatants' and executed them for the war crime of killing civilians.
Because they are unlawful combatants we can skip the civilian trial too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 25, 2026 04:54 PM (/lPRQ)

231 Given the. Dems rejected a deal they proposed, once again Charlie Brown of the GOPe has the football pulled away

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 25, 2026 04:54 PM (mHVWR)

232 The Vibe: It implies the person is unappealing, lacks social skills, and spends all their time in "underground" internet forums
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


*guilty look*

Posted by: gKWVE at March 25, 2026 04:55 PM (y7qTK)

233
DeSantis sent 50 illegals to Martha Vineyard Island during the height of tourism season where in theory they could all immediately have been given jobs.

MA literally called out the NG to round them up and send them to a concentration camp on the mainland.
Posted by: 18-1

================

Why can't we repeat this trick? Just keep doing it and doing it and doing it until no one can ignore it and the Vineyardians have to answer for it. I do hear it's kind of expensive, but I don't think the prank has been fully deployed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 25, 2026 04:55 PM (XJ22o)

234 Get back to me when MAGA MAGA MAGA floods the polls on primary day.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 25, 2026 04:55 PM (jJx0a)

235 Anecdotal I know but I grew up around and have a lot of Mormon friends growing up in the Reno/Sparks area. They're mostly Gen X'ers but not only are they conservative they're MAGA almost to the point of being annoying.
Pointing fingers at Mormons is as ridiculous as pointing fingers at Jews for any current problems.
If I'm pointing fingers it's at every denomination that has let PC/woke BS infect their beliefs.
The other problem is the one we conservatives have had forever now(I know everyone here already knows this) and the one in the previous thread is with pols like John Thune. If we vote for them they burn us. If we don't vote for them then we're just handing it over to the Dems. Utah is having the same problem everyone else is having with politicians from both parties in every state.

Mormons are the problem in Utah? I don't think so. Jews the problem in the Middle East? I don't think so.

Our problems are cultural and good people are caught up in it worldwide. It's that simple.

Posted by: JROD at March 25, 2026 04:55 PM (IlL6s)

236 It revolves around Egon’s daughter, who he left along with her mother, and her children moving to Egon’s house after he dies mysteriously.

She looked really adorkable but I hear the characters are kinda one note and have no real story.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:56 PM (PYyV9)

237 25 After Treasonous RINO Cucks Sell Out Conservatives to Make a Deal with Democrats on DHS Funding, Democrats Reject The Deal They Proposed and Were Granted, Sensing Weaknes and Demanding Still Further Concessions
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This how Arabs also negotiate
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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One might think they have foreign masters
that they are not on our side.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 04:56 PM (uByKr)

238 Kirk Cousins is being talked about as a backup QB for the Packers. This is news.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 25, 2026 04:35 PM (n17eQ)

that's usually bad news for the starter. Ask RGIII

Posted by: Oldcat at March 25, 2026 04:57 PM (8avO+)

239 Every illegal invader who murders an American should be executed immediately upon conviction of the murder.

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Keep it simple. Don't overcomplicate things.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2026 04:58 PM (BI5O2)

240 It's too bad that these turncoats have a squeeky clean background otherwise their actions may be questioned. Or at the least attenuated by risk of exposure.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 04:58 PM (uByKr)

241
Churches should have never been given any tax money.

The "churches" are the main reason we have so many illegals in our country.

Compassion? No. It's all about money.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 25, 2026 04:58 PM (3ek7K)

242 The GOPe doesn't seem to grasp that this sort of s*** is EXACTLY why the British Conservative Party was deserted by their voters. Now it's dead.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2026 04:58 PM (AlhUl)

243 "Maybe it is time to burn it all down."

I just wrapped up two weeks of driving all over the lower 48 from coast to coast.

There is no way in hell we're avoiding a civil war or balkanization. None. Nada. No fucking way.

In half the stops for gas/food we were the only english speakers present. We saw a ton of african and muslim refugees in the most ridiculous small town places. The sheer volume of foreigners and the resulting third-world enshittification is just mind boggling; Biden's invasion might actually be understated by quite a bit.

Also spotted: a very noticeable uptick in the number of freaks basically everywhere.

As I keep saying, when the damn breaks it's going to be the sort of thing people flip past in history books two thousand years from now and wince.

Posted by: heya at March 25, 2026 04:59 PM (P3VPf)

244 You cannot hate the asshole democrats enough.
Traitorous muthaf*kas.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 25, 2026 04:59 PM (2WIwB)

245 I had a very close call with a busty, good-looking Mormon girl as a senior in high school. I smart enough to use my big head instead of the smaller one because it would have been a shotgun marriage soon after if I didn't.

I was kind of amazed I had such analytical thinking skills at such a young age.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 25, 2026 04:59 PM (tYGL3)

246 I pften wonder if the overwhelming Democrats/ Marxists Propaganda has taken over so every politician thinks that Propaganda is the main opinion.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2026 05:00 PM (Ia/+0)

247 Just saw the vid with weasel-faced John Curtiss in the post. He claims that immigration law, contrary to every other law on the books, doesn't have 'consequences' defined. What is deportation if not a consequence? CNBC guy didn't ask this question of Curtis, not sure why. Maybe he thinks that the only consequence is jail-time? Well, that's not as compassionate as a free ride back home (to the country that has jurisdiction over them - for you Supremes contemplating birthright citizenship and the language of the 14th amendment). I imagine that is the first thought of anybody (incl the youtuber guy) when he uttered such an idiotic statement.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 25, 2026 05:00 PM (Dv3i1)

248 She looked really adorkable but I hear the characters are kinda one note and have no real story.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 04:56 PM (PYyV9)

Yeah, Egon’s granddaughter takes over his genius/inventor role, the mother is the ringleader, and her teenage son and boyfriend are basically muscle and ghost victim respectively.

The plot and special effects are the better aspects.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 25, 2026 05:00 PM (6ydKt)

249 Has anyone noted that, apparently, the IRGC has refused Trump's cease fire offer. They're still counting on their secret weapon, the US Congress, to win the war for them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 05:00 PM (ExV1e)

250 It's too bad that these turncoats have a squeeky clean background otherwise their actions may be questioned. Or at the least attenuated by risk of exposure.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 04:58 PMcookers.

Enter the dead hooker.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 05:00 PM (97dhQ)

251 245 I had a very close call with a busty, good-looking Mormon girl as a senior in high school. I smart enough to use my big head instead of the smaller one because it would have been a shotgun marriage soon after if I didn't.

I was kind of amazed I had such analytical thinking skills at such a young age.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 25, 2026 04:59 PM (tYGL3)

Too bad, you could've ended up with your own planet.

Posted by: I'd prefer nonexistence at March 25, 2026 05:01 PM (TbWk/)

252 If churches are getting taxpayer money, then why add to the collection basket?

Posted by: gKWVE at March 25, 2026 05:01 PM (y7qTK)

253 Why can't we repeat this trick? Just keep doing it and doing it and doing it until no one can ignore it and the Vineyardians have to answer for it. I do hear it's kind of expensive, but I don't think the prank has been fully deployed.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Because the rethuglicans march lockstep with the Dems.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2026 05:01 PM (iHruz)

254 Churches should have never been given any tax money

In theory, the tax exemption of churches was to help keep them independent from government pressure, and because churches do a lot of the stuff that government would or could do, saving money from the government.

I'm not saying I agree, since the tax exemption depends on government approval, so its being manipulated anyway, but that was the theory.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 05:01 PM (PYyV9)

255 >Democrats Reject The Deal They Proposed and Were Granted, Sensing Weaknes
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they're not wrong

Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 05:01 PM (ZxPkt)

256 Enter the dead hooker.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 25, 2026 05:00 PM (97dhQ)

No, I prefer them live.

Posted by: They get cold and gelatinous at March 25, 2026 05:02 PM (TbWk/)

257 Nood. Quickies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 05:02 PM (ExV1e)

258 Quick NOOD

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 25, 2026 05:02 PM (ZOv7s)

259 I have little bad to say about Mormons, besides that they really need to stop having Mormonism be the only requirement for their candidates.

A State that overwhelmingly voted Trump elected a Senator whose only goal in life was to thwart Trump, because Mormon.

That's retarded, sir.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2026 05:03 PM (BI5O2)

260 gKWVE, congratulations, you didn't actively kill anybody and you kept your thievery to streaming illicit anime videos... so let's look at your comment history
Oh my.
How does "Haumea" sound to you?

Posted by: the Heavenly Father at March 25, 2026 05:03 PM (y7qTK)

261 The good news about the Colbert LOTR thing is that three's a 50/50 chance it gets talked about a lot but never really goes anywhere.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 25, 2026 05:04 PM (PYyV9)

262 How'd that little rat bastard get tested for TB so quickly? And where was he admitted for treatment?

chicago dot gov
Chicago Department of Public Health
Providing guidance services and strategies that make Chicago a healthier and safer city.

Tuberculosis Screening for New Arrivals

Explains that as part of the medical examination that new arrivals to the US must complete, TB is a must. "Examples of recent new arrival programs that require a TB screen are Uniting for Ukraine and Operation Allies Welcome.
(Yeah, we know that probably didn't happen either but...)

Unfortunately, CDPH no longer provides routine TB screening services to the public. Many health clinic and doctor's offices in Chicago can test someone for TB. For a list of some of the places in Chicago, please see below.

I omitted the above list. However, take note that TB is a serious disease that is transmitted through the air from person to person. Physical containment and treatment is highly specialized, as is the protection and training of all medical personnel who treat and monitor TB cases.

See CDC, OSHA and more.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 25, 2026 05:05 PM (NFX2v)

263 239 Every illegal invader who murders an American should be executed immediately upon conviction of the murder.

----

Keep it simple. Don't overcomplicate things.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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That's backwards thinking. Do the congressional and corporate facilitators first. And it willl stop.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 25, 2026 05:06 PM (uByKr)

264 "We need "compassion" in handling illegal alien criminals"

__________________________________

(COMPASSION: sympathetic pity and concern for the sufferings or misfortunes of others.)

I'm missing the misfortune part. Probably due to the "criminal" part. Instead of "Compassion", how about we concentrate on the word "responsibility". Illegal aliens are "responsible" for following the law. Government Representatives are "responsible" for representing the legal residents of their constituency. Those ignoring their "responsibilities" are, ultimately "responsible" for what happens next to both factions.

Posted by: Orson at March 25, 2026 05:07 PM (dIske)

265 Greg Price
@greg_price11
🚨 Chicago Mayor Brandon Johnson says he's going to "double down" on protecting illegal aliens from ICE even after the murder of Sheridan Gorman:

"This tragedy is not going to deter us from our work."

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Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 25, 2026 05:10 PM (NFX2v)

266 Execute the Illegals for murder then they can vote forever for the Marxists here

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2026 05:11 PM (Ia/+0)

267 The cool thing about Mormon chicks is most are on tranquilizers.

Posted by: Vic Romano at March 25, 2026 05:12 PM (+wJze)

268 CHUD trailer;

https://tinyurl.com/prf4ewvh

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at March 25, 2026 05:24 PM (IQhz0)

269 I'm at the point where I want all the illegals and their enablers/defenders (gop, democrat, libertarian) turned into fertilizer. Only exception would be minors, they can be shipped back to wherever the hell they came from.

Posted by: Bob in Idaho at March 25, 2026 05:31 PM (ePr6+)

270 My GOP state congressional rep's staff called the other day because he's up for reelection this year. I told him in no uncertain terms that, I thought they were all cocksucking simps and have disappointed me too many times to count. He hung up on me. Faggot.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 25, 2026 05:42 PM (abIsI)

271 I'm convinced some of RINOs are being blackmailed. They sound too stupid to be sentient

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 25, 2026 06:12 PM (V9lCV)

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Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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