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The Morning Report — 3/25/26

Good morning kids. And so, 3,000 Paras from the 82nd Airborne are on their way to the Middle East. Maybe instead we could airdrop 3,000 D-Day era "Ruperts" to confront Cardboard cutout IRGC cadres?!

Gevalt.

Anyway, today it's all about priorities. Over the years I've come to the sobering realization that the chant of "Death to America" was not invented in Tehran, but the Mullhas stole it from the Democrats!

There are only so many ways Democrats can spell out, in the most explicit possible terms, what they plan to do if and when they retake control of the federal government. They’ve spent the last year celebrating the murder of conservatives, raising hell over the most basic voter-ID laws imaginable, and most recently, sabotaging the nation’s airports in order to prevent ICE from doing its job — a plan that may very well work, given that Republicans seem interested in caving at the moment, once again. In short, Democrats are preparing a government that would treat Americans as foreigners in their own country. But just in case their plan somehow wasn’t obvious, here’s Senator Chris Murphy, the Democrat from Connecticut, to spell it out.
It’s the “undocumented Americans” that Democrats “care about most,” according to Chris Murphy. Yes, “undocumented Americans.” Simply by virtue of entering this country — illegally, in almost every case — these people become Americans, according to one of the leaders of the Democrat Party. And more than that — they become the most important Americans of all. Democrats will prioritize their interests over the interests of you and your family. And they won’t even pretend otherwise.
That interview aired in the final months of Joe Biden’s presidency. It’s only recently surfaced on social media, and for good reason. Democrats are now clearly preparing to wage an all-out war on Americans if they retake Congress and the White House. They’re planning a campaign of retribution against conservatives that will make the Biden years look tame by comparison.
This isn’t a guess. They’re saying it openly, in a variety of different contexts. In some cases, they’re rewriting history to justify the purge that they’re planning. Now, it probably won’t come as a surprise to anyone to hear that I believe it’s very important to study history — not the propaganda you’re taught in public schools, but actual history. We talk about various historical topics on the show all the time. . . So here’s a very transparent example of what this means, in practice. Late last week, The New Republic — which is one of those outlets on the Left that claims to be highly intellectual, like the Atlantic — outlined an elaborate plan to harass and imprison Donald Trump and his advisers, once Trump leaves office. This is the Left’s new-and-improved game plan for a new wave of lawfare against Donald Trump. Instead of talking about ways to improve the lives of American citizens, they’re still fixated on retribution. . .
. . . What we’re witnessing here is the launch of what Democrats are calling “Project 2029,” after the infamous Project 2025 that became an instant obsession on the Left. . . after losing the presidency in large part because of their lawfare — they’re not simply doubling down. They’re openly admitting that, in their next campaign of retribution, they aren’t even going to use a pretext. They’re just going to throw people in prison — or worse.

But, as the saying goes, it takes two to tango, and with that I give you a potential rope that our own alleged party will sell, or that is give the Democrats to hang us with!

House Republican leaders pushed a vote on extending FISA warrantless surveillance to April after many Republicans spoke up against it.
Section 702 of the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) expires on April 20. It allows the government to spy on a foreign national suspected of having ties to terrorism.
The government can spy on a foreign national even if an American citizen is on the other end of the communications without a warrant (emphasis mine):
Although the law requires the government to direct this surveillance at people outside the United States, in practice, it routinely ensnares Americans.

So the Grifting Oleaginous Parasite GOP will go to the mattresses for this, but something like the SAVE Act? Not so much. Bastards.

If Obamacare Passed via Reconciliation, Why Can’t the SAVE America Act? . . .
There's always a double standard at the heart of Washington, and Republicans never seem to benefit from it, just Democrats. I can’t seem to understand why. DHS has now been shut down for over a month, and a deal is supposedly taking shape. Senate Democrats, after weeks of obstruction, reportedly appear willing to accept funding for most of the department, so long as ICE's migrant removal operations get carved out. Republicans are eyeing a two-step strategy: fund most of DHS through a bipartisan deal, then use a separate reconciliation bill to backfill ICE enforcement funding and advance key provisions of the SAVE America Act — voter ID and proof-of-citizenship requirements to register to vote.

Margh Bar Amrika! in Farsi or in the case of Pritzker, Mars Bars >>>America!

Gov. JB Pritzker’s office offered “thoughts” — no prayers — for the Gorman family, friends, and the “Loyola University community grieving the senseless murder of Sheridan Gorman.”
. . . The “heinous tragedies” are piling up thanks to the rotund leftist governor’s political resistance to federal immigration law enforcement.

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AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!

Rising tensions, with Iran launching missile attacks on Israel and U.S. allies in the Gulf.
US Deploying 3,000 Troops from 82nd Airborne.
Operation Epic Fury (Day 25): The IDF expands air, ground operations against Hezbollah in Lebanon
Israel Strikes Iran’s Main Weapons Production Facility
Meanwhile, the Israeli military was digging in for a protracted battle against Iran’s terrorist proxy Hezbollah and mulling plans for the long-term occupation of southern Lebanon.
Lebanon Ejects Iranian Ambassador as Israel Digs In to Fight Hezbollah
The report, which relies purely on the assertions of unnamed “U.S. officials”, states one of these officials told the broadcaster “there are at least a dozen underwater mines”, while a second said there were fewer than a dozen.
Iran Has Laid Small Number of Naval Mines Into Strait of Hormuz, Challenging Peace Talks: Report
The conflict has degraded Iran’s military capabilities and delayed its nuclear plans, but significant threats remain, and diplomatic efforts are ongoing.
Israel Wants ‘Several More Weeks’ of War to Achieve ‘Full Strategic Victory.’
. . . My suspicion, however, is that this was a PR tactic to placate the markets, and a very clever tactic at that: It also put the Iranians on serious tilt.
Donald Trump Stole One of My Ideas. (Unfortunately, Iran Stole the Other.)
Resentment turns to rupture.
Inside Iran’s Military: A Growing War Within

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FRSO proclaims that “we are organizing the united front against monopoly capitalism — with the strategic alliance of the multinational working class and oppressed nationality movements at its core. This is our general strategy for revolution in the U.S.” Reading this stuff is like traveling back in time, not to 1975 when Vietnam fell, but to 1935, when Communism could still seem plausible. The FRSO’s rhetoric sounds as if the Stalinist purges, the gulags, the Chinese Cultural Revolution and the Khmer Rouge killing fields had never existed.
America-Hating U.S. Leftists Are Rooting Hard for the Islamic Republic of Iran
Of course: John Brennan loves Islam and hates America. (He should only be dining with Robert Mueller tonight in Hell! - jjs)
Communist Former CIA Top Dog Says He Believes Iran Over Trump
CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
They're openly admitting that, in their next campaign of retribution, they aren't even going to use a pretext.
Project 2029: Democrats Unveil Violent Retribution Plan
When the term “Trump Derangement Syndrome” was coined, the words carried a hint of gallows humor. But as time passed and insane behavior by the president’s opponents became widely embedded in key people and institutions, any whiff of humor faded into history.
Michael Goodwin: Trump Derangement Syndrome continues to fuel the left’s dangerous and misleading agenda
We know it will eventually pass.
Johnson Faces Revolt Over Extension of FISA Warrantless Surveillance
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
Illegal immigrants have long used last-minute asylum claims to stall deportation, but a new court ruling could make that strategy much harder to pull off. The decision, from the Fifth Circuit in Buenrostro Mendez v. Bondi, broadens who can be treated as an “arriving alien” under immigration law. That may sound technical, but the real-world effects are not.
A Key Immigration Ruling Is Flying Under The Radar
Jose Medina-Medina, a Venezuelan who was released into America under former [so-called quote-unquote] President Joe Biden after being arrested by Border Patrol, allegedly shot and killed Gorman on Thursday near her Loyola University campus as she attempted to flee, according to the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Fetterman suggested on Fox News’ “America’s Newsroom” that Democrats were not properly mourning the killing or accepting accountability for it.
John Fetterman Blasts Democrats Over Response To College Freshman Allegedly Killed By Illegal Alien
Parents, including those across political lines, are outraged, and the incident has sparked renewed debate over public safety policies and immigrant laws.
Illegal Immigrant Arrested for High School Sexual Assault Spree.
Authorities say Loyola University freshman Sheridan Gorman was shot in the head by an illegal immigrant who found sanctuary in Chicago.
‘This Was Not Random Misfortune’: There’s Blood On JB Pritzker’s Hands Again
An ICE arrest caught on video at San Francisco International Airport (SFO) Sunday night has sparked outrage among Democrat bystanders and politicians.
Angry Woke Mob Forms at San Francisco Airport to Protest Arrest of Illegal Aliens
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
Sens. John Fetterman (D-PA) and Martin Heinrich (D-NM) were the only Democrats to vote yes.
Senate Confirms Sen. Markwayne Mullin as DHS Secretary
With TSA strained and security faltering during the shutdown, Donald Trump pushes to deploy ICE agents to restore order at America’s airports.
Donald Trump Is Ready to Protect Airports at a Time When the Democrats Aren’t Even Trying
First of all, that money really won’t go to this conflict. It won’t be timely for this conflict to procure material. What it will be used for is, essentially, [to] try to replenish stocks later. But I’m not going to support a — essentially an Iran funding bill, if that’s how this is being sold and packaged. This is a war we should not have gotten into, and it’s a war that, every day, puts our servicemembers at risk. And given there was no imminent threat from Iran, I just don’t think it’s justified.”
Schiff-for-brains: I’ll Vote Against Supplemental, Even if It’s Just to Replenish Stocks and Not for Iran War
The judicial resistance to Trump 2.0 is the greatest threat to the rule of law in my lifetime; John Roberts needs to stop it, not condone it.
The Chief Justice Must Quell the Mutiny in His Ranks
The state lost an estimated $536 billion in wealth from its tax base—before the initiative even qualified for the ballot.
California’s Billionaire Tax Proposal Is Already Doing Damage
What could go wrong? (“The Night Chicago Died” was supposed to be a gooey 70’s one-hit-bubblegum wonder, not an instruction manual! - jjs)
Chicago Raises Tourism Tax to Promote Tourism
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
Australian prime minister Albanese is harassed on Eid.
Melee in a Mosque
What happened when one British politician spoke out about the rape gangs, however mutedly.
The Courage and Cowardice of Sarah Champion
SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
“After the 2020 election, an anti-Trump FBI agent named Tim Thibault attempted to use the Justice Department to destroy the president. Thibault’s efforts led to the launch of Arctic Frost,” Cleveland began.
Watch: Margot Cleveland Breaks Down 5 Ways Jack Smith’s Witch Hunt Ripped Up The Constitution
Smith’s team subpoenaed records of phone calls and text messages — which did not include their content — as well as Patel’s mailing, residential and email addresses, according to documents released by Senate Judiciary Chairman Chuck Grassley ahead of a hearing Tuesday.
Jack Smith Secretly Sought Nearly Two Years Of Kash Patel’s Phone Records, Subpoenas Show
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
Imagine my surprise on Tuesday morning when I came across a Times Op-Ed titled, "Why Are So Many Democratic Politicians So Far Out of Touch?" An even bigger shock was that it was written by Thomas B. Edsall, a wordy, biased leftist apologist of the first order. In late 2023 or early 2024, I briefly wrote a recurring column called the "Trump Derangement Syndrome Meltdown of the Week." Edsall was the subject of the very first one of those and made a couple more appearances later.
Too Little, Too Late? NY Times Now Worried About 'Out of Touch' Democrats.
His newfound reverence for Chinese and Sharia world domination should worry his remaining fans.
Has Tucker Carlson finally jumped the shark?
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
The Economy That Never Came in from the Cold: Four score years ago, the United States brought forth a new economic system, dedicated to the proposition that we would rebuild the world from the wreckage of the Second World War and stand athwart communism. For 40 years, that system worked. Germany and Japan, economically devastated, got rebuilt. In return, the United States accepted persistent trade deficits and the gradual hollowing out of our manufacturing base. . .
The Great American Economic Mistake and Why Trump Is the Necessary Correction
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
Here’s a list of the latest crime across America...
American Crime Blotter: 3/24/26
RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS,
Despite billions in subsidies and glossy promises from international institutions, the “eat the bugs” movement is collapsing under the weight of its own impracticality.
From TED Talk to Total Flop: The Rise and Fall of the Insect Farming Boom
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
As our nation nears its 250th anniversary, there is some good news regarding the teaching of traditional civics, but many troubling signs remain.
Civics War
Graduation podiums have become political soapboxes — and New York University has a terrible solution. For the class of 2026’s big day, the school is having students pre-record their commencement addresses to prevent anyone from using the commencement podium as a platform for controversial political beliefs — a common occurrence at colleges around the country in recent years. Speakers will sit quietly on the stage as their pre-taped remarks play on a screen. It’s a sad reflection of how divisive campuses have become — and an ever sadder moment for free speech.
NYU has a terrible new solution to curb speakers getting political at commencement
ABORTION
Gosnell spent decades butchering late-term and born alive babies. His barbaric practices even resulted in the death of at least one woman.
America’s Most Infamous Serial Baby Killer Kermit Gosnell Dead At 85
Over 60% of Democrats say they want in-person requirements for dispensing the abortion pill.
Push Builds To Reverse Biden-Era Abortion Pill Rule
SECOND AMENDMENT
A federal judge in Nevada dismissed a lawsuit by a group of nuns that claimed Smith & Wesson violated its fiduciary duty to shareholders by making and selling AR-15s.
Federal Judge Dismisses Nuns’ Lawsuit Against Smith and Wesson
THE 2020 and SUBSEQUENT ELECTION HEISTS , SHENANIGANS/FRAUD and AFTERMATH
There's always a double standard at the heart of Washington, and Republicans never seem to benefit from it, just Democrats. I can’t seem to understand why.
If Obamacare Passed via Reconciliation, Why Can’t the SAVE America Act?
Furthermore, a majority, 60 percent, of likely voters agree that mail-in ballots received after polls close on Election Day should not be counted. A majority of Republicans and independents – 80 percent and 59 percent, respectively – agree with that sentiment, but just 42 percent of Democrats join them.
Poll: Vast Majority Agree Ballots Should Be Received by Election Day
This fearmongering undermines the many Americans who recognize the dangers of accepting mail-in ballots after Election Day.
Corporate Media: A Single Election Day Is ‘Chaos,’ But Not Our Months-Long Mail Ballot Behemoth
“Marriage License: Went to the ‘vital docs’ site of the county where we were hitched. Filled everything out online, arrived in three days – total cost, $5.”
SAVE America Act Fearmongering vs. Reality: Woman Replaced 3 Key Documents in 5 Days for $19
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
Political networks backing elected officials tied to Communist China are rising across America.
Is China Using Non-Profits to Support Political Candidates?
‘If you don’t know that “The Virginia Independent” is David Brock, you are going to be one-shotted by the fact that you are being fed progressive talking points.’
Left-Wing Propagandists Send Virginians Fake ‘Newspaper’ Promoting Democrat Gerrymander
El-Sayed, running for Senate in Michigan, has used the story in an attempt to court labor union support
Michigan’s El-Sayed Said He Did 'Time' After His Arrest at a Minimum Wage Protest. He Got a Ticket, Records Show.
It's not about debate. It's about power, and Xavier Becerra is convinced he's entitled to it.
Crybaby Dem forces abrupt cancellation of California gubernatorial debate, claiming racism
POLITICS
The survey further indicates a relatively firm electorate: 88.1 percent of respondents say they are certain to vote, while 78.7 percent describe their choice as definite. Among respondents Paxton’s supporters appear slightly more locked in, with 88 percent saying their vote is definite compared to 86 percent of Cornyn supporters.
Poll: Paxton Holds Edge over Cornyn in Texas Senate Runoff
For his next act, he wants to wreck the United States.
More Truth About Newsom’s Busted California
2026 will decide whether Trump’s agenda is locked into law—or erased overnight by a hostile Congress and the next president.
Can Republicans Defy History in 2026
California’s jungle primary math all but guarantees two Democrats in November—unless Republicans stop splitting their vote and rally behind a single candidate.
California’s Future—Hilton and Bianco: Mutually Assured GOP Destruction?
California’s top-two primary system allows the two highest vote-getters to advance, regardless of party, and Republicans Steve Hilton and Sheriff Chad Bianco have emerged as the top contenders in the race. Unless one of the Democrat candidates break out, the two Republicans could face each other in the final runoff in November.
Two Republicans Currently Lead California Governor’s Race and Could Lock Out Dems in General Election
The Associated Press reports that Democrat Emily Gregory defeated Republican Jon Maples in a special election in Florida’s House District 87, in the race to fill the seat left vacant last August, when GOP state Rep. Mike Caruso resigned to become Palm Beach County clerk and comptroller.
Democrat Emily Gregory flips long-held Florida GOP House seat that includes Trump’s Mar-a-Lago
As we struggle to understand dysfunctional globalism, we must ask why Bush Republicans and the Democrats have joined to protect past presidents.
Presidents Behaving Badly
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
The order was necessary due to the “imminent danger posed upon the availability and stability” of the nation’s energy supply.
Philippines declares national energy emergency as Iran war disrupts oil supply
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
The plans aim to advance lunar exploration and establish a human presence on the moon, with significant investment over the next seven years.
NASA Plans Moon Base and Nuclear-Powered Mars Mission.
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
A bill requiring the placement of tampons and tampon dispensers in men’s restrooms inside public buildings is currently being debated in the Maryland legislature.
Maryland Law Would Require Tampons in Men’s Restrooms at Orioles Park, Ravens Stadium (Orioles vs. Gloryholes - jjs)
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
“We are all watching each other, and being watched by each other, all the time... These dynamics accelerated as more social life moved online.”
How Technology Re-Tribalized Us
We’ve voted with our feet and our pocketbooks for years for less filth, more family values, more love of God and country, and less sexual deviancy and societal dysfunction.
Woke is in retreat but that's no reason to stop the attack
Christian Toto: Stand-up shares sobering call tied to Muslim joke in new comedy special
Mark Normand Forced Netflix to Admit This Inconvenient Truth?
This is such good news, in the abstract, that I’m willing to overlook the fact that this church is one of the ugliest buildings ever constructed.
Lego’s Biggest Set Ever Takes An Unexpected Turn And It’s A Win For Tradition
Resist we much.
Marvel’s Daredevil Bravely Takes on Trump, ICE
HITHER & YON
Ida Huddleston and her daughter, Delsia Bare, have rejected a combined offer of about $26 million to sell part of their family’s farmland for a proposed data center. Huddleston turned down $60,000 per acre for her 71-acre property in Mason County, Kentucky, from an anonymous Fortune 100 company widely understood to be a major player in artificial intelligence (AI), according to LEX18. Huddleston would have received roughly $4.26 million had she accepted. Bare declined $48,000 per acre for her 463-acre portion, amounting to more than $22 million. The offers dwarfed local farmland values, which hover around $6,000 per acre.
Heroic Farmers Reject $26 Million Offer From Massive Company To Preserve American Legacy

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1 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at March 25, 2026 06:56 AM (S108+)

2 Spot-on, JJ! and thank you, as always!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 25, 2026 07:01 AM (MIIRH)

3 Top 5! Go me!

Posted by: NR Pax at March 25, 2026 07:06 AM (NR6c1)

4 How is John Brennan not in prison?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 07:06 AM (jyACO)

5 do I sense a disturbance in the space-time continuum?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 25, 2026 07:07 AM (MIIRH)

6 Good morning again dear horde and happy birthday JJ

There are only so many ways Democrats can spell out, in the most explicit possible terms, what they plan to do if and when they retake control of the federal government.
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The Constitution is not a suicide pact and that party is an enemy of the Constitution, therefore they must be never be allowed to have power again. It is a provable fact their entire leadership is engaged in an illegal conspiracy against the United States.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2026 07:08 AM (RIvkX)

7 4 How is John Brennan not in prison?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 07:06 AM (jyACO)

rotting in Hell?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2026 07:10 AM (x0n13)

8 The Associated Press reports that Democrat Emily Gregory defeated Republican Jon Maples in a special election in Florida’s House District 87, in the race to fill the seat left vacant last August, when GOP state Rep. Mike Caruso resigned to become Palm Beach County clerk and comptroller.
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Brought to you by a combination, I would guess, of low turnout and the New Yorkers who now live in PB County. Stinkeroo.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 07:10 AM (jyACO)

9 exactly correct, SFp!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 25, 2026 07:10 AM (MIIRH)

10 >Speakers will sit quietly on the stage as their pre-taped remarks play on a screen.
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the sound of silence

Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 07:10 AM (ZxPkt)

11 Jose Medina-Medina is the child JB Pritzker sat on.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 25, 2026 07:11 AM (2GVsD)

12 Illegal Immigrant Arrested for High School Sexual Assault Spree.

"But it's their culture! Who are we to judge?"

Posted by: NR Pax at March 25, 2026 07:11 AM (NR6c1)

13 Thank you JJ. Morning Horde

The phrase "undocumented Americans" is pure Orwellian double speak... Not a good thing when dems use 1984 as an instruction manual...

BTW... I'm kinda nervous about the midterms, but maybe I'm just absorbing too much of the media propaganda

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 25, 2026 07:13 AM (xT8gx)

14 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 07:13 AM (ExV1e)

15 >How is John Brennan not in prison?

Posted by: Huck Follywood

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because no one in DC has the balls to follow thru
people get investigated, sometimes indicted
but it's all talk
no one goes to jail

Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 07:13 AM (ZxPkt)

16 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2026 07:14 AM (AkEZC)

17 Don Black, the Brennan grand jury is in Florida not DC.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2026 07:15 AM (+nEug)

18 It's a real competition and race to the bottom, but in my mind JB Fatzker is the most disgusting of the prominent dems with Omar of MN a close second. Hard to even look at those two

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 25, 2026 07:15 AM (xT8gx)

19 Our argument: democrats have stated out loud they want to replace us with foreigners.

Their argument: orangemanbadpatriarchyracisticeout…pending download of further instructions…

Posted by: Cray Cray at March 25, 2026 07:15 AM (cJaig)

20 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2026 07:16 AM (WTucC)

21 because no one in DC has the balls to follow thru
people get investigated, sometimes indicted
but it's all talk
no one goes to jail
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 07:13 AM (ZxPkt)
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The political class seems to be big believers in hanging together because they know if they fully turn on each other, they might very well hang separately.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2026 07:18 AM (ESVrU)

22 “I want you to admit on this call that they’re dangerous people,” he said. The Netflix side recoiled, but Normand threatened to post that Muslim joke on social media personally otherwise. He said he was “half joking,” but the Netflix team refused to admit it initially.

“That’s offensive,” they claimed.
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Netflix admitted they censored a muslim joke for fear of retribution. There is a lesson in there somewhere for Netflix haters, but its probably not one Netflix wants widely understood.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 07:18 AM (LNwBF)

23 >How is John Brennan not in prison?
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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because no one in DC has the balls to follow thru
people get investigated, sometimes indicted
but it's all talk
no one goes to jail
Posted by: Don Black
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FWIW there were 3 cases brought before a grand jury;
- Comey
- Brennan
- Bolton

Only Bolton's is still "active." Part of the problem is the judiciary. The other... is a point of contention around here.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2026 07:21 AM (AkEZC)

24

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 25, 2026 07:23 AM (DDJSl)

25 Not sure if a American Thinker article about the Christopher Hitchen and Barbary pirates.
If nothing else I learned from listening to Napoleonic podcasts, tjey wete not really pirates. Really more like privateers, difference is privates working for the government.

Posted by: Skip at March 25, 2026 07:23 AM (WTucC)

26 I think we have people from New Jersey in here

@nypost
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5h
NJ Gov. Sherrill attends mosque led by Imam once accused of Hamas ties https://trib.al/yOJHRgi

Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 07:25 AM (ZxPkt)

27 Meanwhile...
Me: "I shall have a breakfast of yogurt and fruit from home."
Work: "Donuts are here."
Me: "And now I shall surrender to the inevitable but go to the gym afterward."

Posted by: NR Pax at March 25, 2026 07:29 AM (NR6c1)

28 Don Black, the Brennan grand jury is in Florida not DC.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2026 07:15 AM (+nEug)

And it hasn't reached it's conclusion yet. I understand that many people on this blog believe that all the Democrats could be in prison if only Bondi would arrest them but that's not how the system works. And our side isn't ready to throw the system out yet.

Yes, if you enter a blue area and draw the attention of TPTB in a negative way, they will manufacture a charge against you and the populace will fuck you over in a heartbeat to ensure that their side wins. Just as they will excuse almost anything from a blue politician for the same reason. So don't go there.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 07:30 AM (ExV1e)

29 Me: "I shall have a breakfast of yogurt and fruit from home."
Work: "Donuts are here."
Me: "And now I shall surrender to the inevitable but go to the gym afterward."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 25, 2026 07:29 AM (NR6c1)
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"A pair of bear claws, please!"

Posted by: Newman at March 25, 2026 07:31 AM (RIvkX)

30 What we need is more Congressmen willing to roll up their sleeves on TV

show people we're serious

Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 07:32 AM (ZxPkt)

31 And our side isn't ready to throw the system out yet.
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¡Qué lástima!

Posted by: San Franpinochet at March 25, 2026 07:33 AM (RIvkX)

32 I used to have a different nic, I do have to wonder if some people have never been a lawsuit or investigation.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2026 07:33 AM (+nEug)

33 "A pair of bear claws, please!"
Posted by: Newman

None there but I did have an apple fritter. I don't know about the rest of you but the quality of the apple fritter determines how good a donut shop is.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 25, 2026 07:33 AM (NR6c1)

34 FWIW there were 3 cases brought before a grand jury;
- Comey
- Brennan
- Bolton

Only Bolton's is still "active." Part of the problem is the judiciary. The other... is a point of contention around here.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2026 07:21 AM (AkEZC)

And what was the outcome of the grand jury? Did it no bill? I bet it no billed. That means that Brennan and Comey were not indicted. Presumably, that's the fault of the DOJ, cuz if they had a man in charge, the overwhelming partisan leftists of DC would have totally indicted a couple leftist politicians.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 07:33 AM (ExV1e)

35 But I'm gonna try to stay upbeat

the Avs won last night- suck it, Penguins- and the NFL draft is less than a month away

Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 07:34 AM (ZxPkt)

36 If John Brennan spends any time behind bars, I'll eat my shorts.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler, Boxers or Briefs at March 25, 2026 07:34 AM (/1l9x)

37 What we need is more Congressmen willing to roll up their sleeves on TV

show people we're serious
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 07:32 AM (ZxPkt)
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I'm super cerial you guys.

Posted by: Jimmy Jordan at March 25, 2026 07:36 AM (RIvkX)

38 @8

>>Brought to you by a combination, I would guess, of low turnout and the New Yorkers who now live in PB County. Stinkeroo.

Also a fair bit of it is in general, GOP voters are not political animals like donks are, our lives are not consumed with politics, so going out and pulling the lever in a special election is not high on the priority list.

If this chick wins the general election then, yeah, it will be a big deal, because the donk brand should be mud, and they should have been cast out into the poliotical wilderness, but does not seem to be happening.

Which is a problem.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 25, 2026 07:37 AM (XV/Pl)

39 None there but I did have an apple fritter. I don't know about the rest of you but the quality of the apple fritter determines how good a donut shop is.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 25, 2026 07:33 AM (NR6c1)
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Only some of us can afford to eat a 450 calorie pastry!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2026 07:37 AM (RIvkX)

40 I used to have a different nic, I do have to wonder if some people have never been a lawsuit or investigation.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2026 07:33 AM (+nEug)

They are understandably frustrated because DC judges and grand juries are rubber stamps for the left but that means that DC judges and grand juries are rubber stamps for the left.

Given that 'our' members of Congress are 80% grifters, 10% idiots, 9% lazy fucks, and I'll give the rest the benefit of the doubt, but they keep getting elected, we're kind of screwed at the moment. Can that change? Sure, but we're not going to undo 110+ years of rot in 14 months.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 07:38 AM (ExV1e)

41 Dem activists killed will harassing and interfering with ICE and Border Patrol lawful arrest of illegal aliens, mostly dangerous, violent ones, is murder, a heinous crime by Trumps Gestapo.

But a young woman minding her own business on a late night walk killed in cold blood by an illegal alien(brought in by Biden) is just her being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Tough luck.

Democrat really are despicable. Hard to believe they have openly sunk so low.

Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2026 07:38 AM (PTDkx)

42 Heroic Farmers Reject $26 Million Offer From Massive Company To Preserve American Legacy
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Bets on whether the government ends up confiscating it?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2026 07:38 AM (AlhUl)

43 None there but I did have an apple fritter. I don't know about the rest of you but the quality of the apple fritter determines how good a donut shop is.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 25, 2026 07:33 AM (NR6c1)

It is known.

That having been said, I prefer apple empanadas to fritters since they don't have the icing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 07:39 AM (ExV1e)

44 Project 2029: Democrats Unveil Violent Retribution Plan
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Democrats can't decide whether Republicans should be killed outright or taxed first, then killed.

Decisions are tough.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 07:40 AM (EPNZf)

45 Bets on whether the government ends up confiscating it?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2026 07:38 AM (AlhUl)

And.... pays her farmland prices rather than the amount she was offered.

Yay Kelo!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 07:41 AM (ExV1e)

46 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 07:42 AM (u82oZ)

47 That having been said, I prefer apple empanadas to fritters since they don't have the icing.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Meanwhile, we have an Amish market in the area that makes donuts so good I suspect it has crack baked into it.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 25, 2026 07:42 AM (NR6c1)

48 Meanwhile, we have an Amish market in the area that makes donuts so good I suspect it has crack baked into it.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 25, 2026 07:42 AM (NR6c1)

The Amish being known for that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 07:43 AM (ExV1e)

49 Only some of us can afford to eat a 450 calorie pastry!
Posted by: San Franpsycho

It's not a regular indulgence for me because there aren't many good places near work.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 25, 2026 07:43 AM (NR6c1)

50 I have to walk past three donut shops daily and the fritters are piled high in the windows.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2026 07:45 AM (RIvkX)

51 quality of the apple fritter determines how good a donut shop is."

Agreed. I was surprised to find so many donut shops in the Greater Houston Co-Prosperity Sphere...

And none are "good", with the few I tried ranging between "Poor" and "Fair".

Bizarre. Now Coffeve!

Posted by: man at March 25, 2026 07:45 AM (XuXeR)

52 I see in a recent poll that Paxton is ahead of John Cornyn 49-41 in the Texas senate runoff. Looks like Cornyn is toast...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 25, 2026 07:46 AM (xT8gx)

53 San Franpsycho

The willpower is strong.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

54 Democrat really are despicable. Hard to believe they have openly sunk so low.

Posted by: Ripley

The imagination is pressed by their campaign against "Whiteness".

Posted by: Auspex at March 25, 2026 07:47 AM (Y8DZL)

55 So there's a BBC show called "The Capture" in which a stunning and brave all-woman team freaks out that a man who'd been jailed for wronghink got "sensitive" data on migrants via FOIA requests. He then goes to the coast and shoots a baby Muslim on a rubber raft with a sniper scope. (In reality, of course, those rafts are 100% military-age men).

So if you were wondering if US propaganda media could be worse/stupider, the answer is an emphatic "yes".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 25, 2026 07:47 AM (tUj8P)

56 Beryl Howell, former Chief Judge of the DC District, and James Boasberg, current Chief Judge, conspired with illegally appointed Jack Smith in several meetings, in hopes of finding a way to imprison the former and future President of the United States.

At some point, Americans are going to start thinking John Roberts is either a Democrat plant or possibly just a complete dumb ass, thinking as he claims he does that his judges aren't partisan.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 07:47 AM (rSJgv)

57 LinusVanPelt

Come on Texas. Do the right thing. Vote for the better candidate, Paxton.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

58 The willpower is strong.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)
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NRPax ruined me. I must have.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2026 07:48 AM (RIvkX)

59 Democrat Emily Gregory flips long-held Florida GOP House seat that includes Trump’s Mar-a-Lago

That's doubleplus ungood.

Posted by: Delurker at March 25, 2026 07:48 AM (gtcuf)

60 Democrat Emily Gregory flips long-held Florida GOP House seat that includes Trump’s Mar-a-Lago"

Sort of... not really. But dumbass "resigned" to take a county post? WTF?

Posted by: man at March 25, 2026 07:49 AM (XuXeR)

61 LinusVanPelt

Come on Texas. Do the right thing. Vote for the better candidate, Paxton.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 07:47 AM (u82oZ)

Yes... it'll be worth a celebration when (if) Cornyn gets the boot

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 25, 2026 07:49 AM (xT8gx)

62 Huck Follywood

Start?

Been thinking that for a long while. A classic example of ideological capture of an institution.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)

63 The judicial resistance to Trump 2.0 is the greatest threat to the rule of law in my lifetime; John Roberts needs to stop it, not condone it.
The Chief Justice Must Quell the Mutiny in His Ranks

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I have less than zero faith in Chief Justice Roberts to do what needs to be done here. And btw, isn't he buddies with that rat-faced Boasberg? I hope I'm wrong; I truly do. But if he hasn't acted yet, he isn't going to.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 25, 2026 07:49 AM (qBdHI)

64 NRPax ruined me. I must have.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I feel honored that I'm getting noticed like this.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 25, 2026 07:50 AM (NR6c1)

65 It comes as no surprise that Tucker is doing what he's always done.

What is shocking is that he's turned to the other side. He and his fellow media lackeys are all about greed.

That's a powerful force and they're all drawn to it like insects to a bug zapper.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 25, 2026 07:51 AM (Wnd0C)

66 zero faith in Chief Justice Roberts "

Au Contraire.... I have absolute faith that a DC-ite will act in his own favor. He thinks he's ruling well, but he means to rule.

Posted by: man at March 25, 2026 07:51 AM (XuXeR)

67 He then goes to the coast and shoots a baby Muslim on a rubber raft with a sniper scope. (In reality, of course, those rafts are 100% military-age men).

April 4th, 1984. Last night to the flicks. All war films. One very good one of a ship full of refugees being bombed somewhere in the Mediterranean. Audience much amused by shots of a great huge fat man trying to swim away with a helicopter after him, first you saw him wallowing along in the water like a porpoise, then you saw him through the helicopters gunsights...

Posted by: Copying 1984 Without Shame at March 25, 2026 07:51 AM (/1l9x)

68 I feel honored that I'm getting noticed like this.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 25, 2026 07:50 AM (NR6c1)
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There will be repercussions.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2026 07:52 AM (RIvkX)

69 I have this strange faith that we'll get the SAVE Act.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 25, 2026 07:54 AM (b4LBp)

70 Heh. I just refreshed the page and saw ASS's comment flip to what he really feels...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2026 07:54 AM (ESVrU)

71 I lick Nadler's Fistula and it's like tongue kissing my mother!
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Yes yes yes we know.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)

72 How about a Brute Squad of the Musk DOGE team, let by Big Balls, entering the financial records of bent Judges, including Roberts, and siphoning the money to repay the debt. Do this in CA, OR, WA, MN, TX, MA, VA. Foundations and NGOs on deck.

Go after the fruits of the poisoned tree, for powers of good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

73 I lick Nadler's Fistula and it's like tongue kissing my mother!
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith
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That's hot

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 25, 2026 07:54 AM (DDJSl)

74 NYU has a terrible new solution to curb speakers getting political at commencement
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Why not just get rid of the speakers entirely?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 25, 2026 07:55 AM (AlhUl)

75 Political networks backing elected officials tied to Communist China are rising across America.
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Trump has already eliminated much theft of federal money that was recycled into Democrat coffers, he has sent home millions of putative Donk voters to wherever the hell they came from, and he is trying now to clean up elections, through the SCOTUS case on "election day" meaning as well as the SAVE America Act. His last great battle, I hope, will be against NGO's, which are nothing more than Marxist-Democrat sinecures if not active Commie espionage organizations.

End "foundations". End "NGO's".

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 07:55 AM (J/Ye1)

76 As I said, part of the problem with retribution is the judiciary. They are not on our side. There are other ways to get retribution. We are not quite there yet.

The left however, is.

The proverbial fight will never, ever be "fair." This is a problem we do not seem able to to come to grips with.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2026 07:55 AM (AkEZC)

77 Sort of... not really. But dumbass "resigned" to take a county post? WTF?

Probably paid off. The Dems will now run all their campaigning in 2028 on "we flipped Mar-a-Lago". It's stupid, but Bluesky/Reddit/DU will cheer.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 25, 2026 07:55 AM (tUj8P)

78 The proverbial fight will never, ever be "fair." This is a problem we do not seem able to to come to grips with."

The vapors, we haz it.

/The GOP

Posted by: man at March 25, 2026 07:56 AM (XuXeR)

79 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 25, 2026 07:57 AM (5bGGs)

80 I probably won't be available to post later. We have a launch this afternoon.

Isar Aerospace - Spectrum - Onward and Upward
OLP - Andøya, Norway - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: March 25, 2026
Launch Time: 3:30 P.M. EDT (2000 UTC, 21:00 CET)

https://youtu.be/ey0sdS7bFMo

Posted by: Joyenz at March 25, 2026 07:57 AM (2F0/Y)

81 ASS
What a twisted, useless waste of DNA. Too bad Pixy can't find him and brick his computer.

Go back to that Bluesky, where they love that. We have better standards.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 07:57 AM (u82oZ)

82 It’s the “undocumented Americans” that Democrats “care about most,” according to Chris Murphy. Yes, “undocumented Americans.” Simply by virtue of entering this country — illegally, in almost every case — these people become Americans, according to one of the leaders of the Democrat Party. And more than that — they become the most important Americans of all. Democrats will prioritize their interests over the interests of you and your family. And they won’t even pretend otherwise.

But remember, the Great Replacement Theory is just a right wing extremist MYTH, you guys.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 25, 2026 07:57 AM (5bGGs)

83 First of all, for something to pass via reconciliation, it first has to PASS in each chamber.

How do you imagine the GOP is going to ram through some kind of voting law that Democrats won't oppose, that they can later revise via reconciliation ? Only the GOP is dumb enough for that.

Second, it has to be something that reduces the deficit. You cannot pass just anything under "reconciliation"

Posted by: deadrody at March 25, 2026 07:57 AM (qf6NU)

84 Probably paid off."

That's nicer than my take. Which was "pics of him w/young goat"... or worse.

Posted by: man at March 25, 2026 07:57 AM (XuXeR)

85

Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
For so many years people have been saying that Patrick Bateman and I look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think?
Image
9:08 PM · Mar 23, 2026
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Why, yes. You do appear to be a psychopathic murderer.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

86 62 Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 07:49 AM (u82oZ)
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I was being amateurishly sarcastic. Probably should have made that clearer. Sorry.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 07:59 AM (J/Ye1)

87 {{{Joyenz}}}

Thank you for carrying on the tradition. Muxh appreciated.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

88 Good morning Horde thx JJ.
Brennan isn't in prison because as noted above no one in DC has the balls to prosecute him. Even if they di DC juries wouldn't convict him. That's why the grand jury in Palm Beach County in FL is the thing to get watch.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 25, 2026 07:59 AM (mHVWR)

89 deadrody, thank you

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2026 07:59 AM (+nEug)

90 "Simply by virtue of entering this country — illegally, in almost every case — these people become Americans..."

They become democrat party indentured servants.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 25, 2026 08:00 AM (b4LBp)

91 85

Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
For so many years people have been saying that Patrick Bateman and I look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think?
Image
9:08 PM · Mar 23, 2026
====

Why, yes. You do appear to be a psychopathic murderer.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2026 07:58 AM (RIvkX)

Bateman or "Baitz'm?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2026 08:00 AM (x0n13)

92 Howdy and thanks, JJ!

Posted by: Doof at March 25, 2026 08:01 AM (pXC9O)

93 Probably paid off. The Dems will now run all their campaigning in 2028 on "we flipped Mar-a-Lago". It's stupid, but Bluesky/Reddit/DU will cheer.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 25, 2026 07:55 AM (tUj8P)

Although in Florida, much of Palm Beach County is old fart yankee transplants libtard country. Most live there but some live there and in yankee land and vote The Big Democrat ticket early and often in both areas. Lifetime moochers and grifters.

Posted by: Beware Old Fart Yankee democrats at March 25, 2026 08:01 AM (/1l9x)

94 what's the diff between diced ham and cubed ham?

Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 08:01 AM (ZxPkt)

95 Why not just get rid of the speakers entirely?
Posted by: Eeyore

I graduated in 94. One of the speeches could be described as "Yes, you have it rough because of your debt but people in other countries have it so much worse."

Posted by: NR Pax at March 25, 2026 08:02 AM (NR6c1)

96 I'm not sure what good the supreme court would do by ruling that ballots cannot count if received after election day. Pennsylvania was told by them to stop counting in 2020 and they ignored it.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 25, 2026 08:02 AM (hHBUi)

97 Huck Follywood

As long as we have people where "will to power" DNA overcomes the standards of humanity, we will have issues.

A MAID program for sociopaths is unlikely. But we are not evolving fast enough.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 08:02 AM (u82oZ)

98 Diced ham is smaller than cubed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2026 08:02 AM (RIvkX)

99 Don Black, size. Diced is very small.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2026 08:02 AM (+nEug)

100 The FL GOP ran a true blue RHINO. Pro amnesty and all that mushy bullshit.

Who wants to vote for that?

Posted by: GigantorX at March 25, 2026 08:02 AM (l5XKK)

101 Brought to you by a combination, I would guess, of low turnout and the New Yorkers who now live in PB County. Stinkeroo.

One of the problems I sense is that Pedocrat apparatchiks are full time professionals. Repubs tend to be part time hobbyists. It shows. Most Repubs have not accepted that we're at war.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 25, 2026 08:03 AM (cxFcK)

102 what's the diff between diced ham and cubed ham?
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 08:01 AM (ZxPkt)

2 letters

Posted by: Doof at March 25, 2026 08:03 AM (pXC9O)

103 Don Black

Size of the meat. Stuff AOC said.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 08:03 AM (u82oZ)

104 A MAID program for sociopaths is unlikely. But we are not evolving fast enough.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 08:02 AM (u82oZ)
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Unfortunately, sociopaths CREATED the MAID program...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2026 08:03 AM (ESVrU)

105 The left likes to tie us to the Nazi party and Hitler. Meanwhile, they do the EXACT THINGS the Nazi party did with regards to Jews and other deemed 'undesirable.'

They're using browns as their brownshirts by importing them by the million to come in and murder us by the hundreds every week. They're using black to murder black by the hundreds every week.

They WANT open borders. They WANT you dead. They WANT the public to SCREAM for them to DO SOMETHING which in their minds first and foremost is to TAKE YOUR GUNS. Then, they will UK silence you by imprisoning you for speech. Whether it be illegals from South America or illegals from the islhamic nation, they will not stop until they get what they want.

And the Republican party will sit back, scream about it, roll up their sleeves, and do nothing to stop it.

Prepare accordingly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 25, 2026 08:04 AM (5bGGs)

106 Ham cubed is multiplied by itself three times?

Posted by: Delurker at March 25, 2026 08:04 AM (gtcuf)

107 Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 07:59 AM (u82oZ)

You're welcome.

Posted by: Joyenz at March 25, 2026 08:04 AM (2F0/Y)

108 Second, it has to be something that reduces the deficit. You cannot pass just anything under "reconciliation"
Posted by: deadrody

Its my understanding that it has to be budgetary related and revenue neutral.

So you throw some money in there for states to enact and cut something.

IIRC, Obamacare was passed via reconciliation. So anything is possible.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 25, 2026 08:05 AM (oAa51)

109 what's the diff between diced ham and cubed ham?"

Well, one is H3...

Posted by: man at March 25, 2026 08:06 AM (XuXeR)

110 Prepare accordingly.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

I am. And that is all I am willing to say.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 25, 2026 08:06 AM (NR6c1)

111 Trump has already eliminated much theft of federal money that was recycled into Democrat coffers,

I think it was just last week that Chuck Schemer said they'd refund every Doge cut. Doesn't matter it was obscene fraud, we're gonna put it back! (Psst, it funds the left).

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 25, 2026 08:06 AM (cxFcK)

112 Mike Lee says the SAVE Act probably cannot be passed using reconciliation, because it is hard to see how it survives the Byrd Rule (which governs the reconciliation process in the Senate).

The whole mess revolves around the filibuster, and GOP unwillingness to change the rule back to its original "talking filibuster" from the modern adaptation of the lazy filibuster, where some idiot just registers his/her intention to oppose and effectively makes passing something not possible.

John Thune is a mindless little shit, which doesn't help.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 08:07 AM (v8JR+)

113 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

My line on walking with widows is "Walking, not Stalking." My friends nominated two more widows for me to walk with, which would be walking every work day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 08:07 AM (u82oZ)

114 Today Is International Waffle Day. 🧇

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2026 08:07 AM (NpAcC)

115 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at March 25, 2026 08:07 AM (53oGX)

116 NaCly, walking and scintillating conversion. Sounds great!

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2026 08:09 AM (+nEug)

117 Since the 17th amendment made the senate directly elected, we shouldn't treat the senate any differently from the house. Two year terms. No bullshit filibusters or 60 vote hurdles. Hell, shut it down completely and increase the house membership. Why not?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 25, 2026 08:10 AM (cxFcK)

118
I am. And that is all I am willing to say.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 25, 2026 08:06 AM (NR6c1)

I'm working on it.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 25, 2026 08:10 AM (5bGGs)

119 making up my grocery list online
website says diced ham in low stock, offering me cubed as an option

we can send robot spaceships to the edge of the solar system and beyond, but we can't keep diced ham in stock
this is how nations fall

Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 08:10 AM (ZxPkt)

120 We had our brief day in the hearts and minds of Morons last week, and it was glorious! Now, we are back to dwelling in obscurity, eking out a meager living. Thank you, Mr. Sefton, for the Press and publicity!

Posted by: Good People of Uranus at March 25, 2026 08:11 AM (oftw2)

121 > Today Is International Waffle Day. 🧇
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Damnit... I had a waffle yesterday.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2026 08:11 AM (AkEZC)

122 Now I want ham........

Oooooh.....a ham and cheese omelette.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 25, 2026 08:12 AM (5bGGs)

123 Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Pragmatic Americans are not the Republican Party.

We need some war-gaming, think tanks, and ways to get around a panopticon society. Mission Impossible face masks? Burner cars? Safe houses? Tight cells that only communicate via a self-aware computer named Mycroft?

OPSEC, for sure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

124 Oooooh.....a ham and cheese omelette.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 25, 2026 08:12 AM (5bGGs)
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With onion!

Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2026 08:13 AM (GNqmQ)

125 What Sid says in 101 is what I think they truly claim to believe.

Of course, it's ridiculous, and the overblown apocalyptic language is insane, but suburban Democrats have been brain-washed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 08:13 AM (v8JR+)

126 We need some war-gaming, think tanks, and ways to get around a panopticon society. Mission Impossible face masks? Burner cars? Safe houses? Tight cells that only communicate via a self-aware computer named Mycroft?

OPSEC, for sure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 08:12 AM (u82oZ)

They would consider you an illegal militant militia and the feds would come flying in guns a blazing and murder everything in sight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 25, 2026 08:14 AM (5bGGs)

127 ----
With onion!
Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2026 08:13 AM (GNqmQ)

And some green bell pepper.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 25, 2026 08:14 AM (5bGGs)

128 Now we know how to get Weasel's attention. Code word omelette.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2026 08:14 AM (+nEug)

129 Ace is 39 across in the LATimes crossword today

Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)

130 can't keep diced ham in stock
this is how nations fall
Posted by: Don Black

We rock-ribbed, self-starting, heritage Americans are not too proud to dice our own ham. Counting on low-wage foreigners to dice our hams will lead to further degradation and atrophy.

Posted by: Want Someone To Chew It For You, Too? at March 25, 2026 08:15 AM (oftw2)

131 Ace is 39 across in the LATimes crossword today
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 08:14 AM (ZxPkt)

Across:

39. Hobo hunting, pancake making, no shelf hanging fargin bastage.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 25, 2026 08:15 AM (5bGGs)

132 I saw an article the other day saying people have been upset with their internet-enabled refrigerators, because the screens play advertising which you cannot skip over or turn off.

What did they think was going to happen?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 08:16 AM (v8JR+)

133 Yes, suburban housewives and college students now take talking points straight from Bengali bot farms as straight-up Truf.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2026 08:16 AM (RIvkX)

134 Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2026 08:14 AM (+nEug)
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Weasel are a fan of the omelette!

Posted by: Weasel at March 25, 2026 08:16 AM (GNqmQ)

135 Now we know how to get Weasel's attention. Code word omelette.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2026 08:14 AM (+nEug)

It's been said, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 25, 2026 08:16 AM (5bGGs)

136 Now we know how to get Weasel's attention. Code word omelette.
Posted by: Ben Had

It's been said, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Most women just use a knife.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2026 08:18 AM (iHruz)

137 How about a Brute Squad of the Musk DOGE team, let by Big Balls, entering the financial records of bent Judges, including Roberts, and siphoning the money to repay the debt. Do this in CA, OR, WA, MN, TX, MA, VA. Foundations and NGOs on deck.

Go after the fruits of the poisoned tree, for powers of good.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

It would take less than 3 seconds for the judiciary to rule that looking at the private financial records of anyone not named Trump is unconstitutional. The GOP would stand shoulder to shoulder with them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 08:18 AM (ExV1e)

138 I saw an article the other day saying people have been upset with their internet-enabled refrigerators, because the screens play advertising which you cannot skip over or turn off.

What did they think was going to happen?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Smart appliances are for dumb people.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 25, 2026 08:18 AM (hHBUi)

139 rickb223

Or that "look". We've all been there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

140 If I have to, I will buy the cubed ham and dice it myself, dammit

Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 08:19 AM (ZxPkt)

141
Most women just use a knife.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2026 08:18 AM (iHruz)

But, going through the stomach removes the need to navigate that pesky sternum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 25, 2026 08:19 AM (5bGGs)

142 >It's been said, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
---
nah
thru his sternum

Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 08:20 AM (ZxPkt)

143
141
Most women just use a knife.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2026 08:18 AM (iHruz)

But, going through the stomach removes the need to navigate that pesky sternum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 25, 2026 08:19 AM (5bGGs)

142 >It's been said, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
---
nah
thru his sternum
Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 08:20 AM (ZxPkt)

Heh.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 25, 2026 08:21 AM (5bGGs)

144 Democrats Flip Mar-A-Lago Seat in Major Upset as Blue Wave Crashes on Trump’s Backyard

https://tinyurl.com/mr44admh

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2026 08:22 AM (NpAcC)

145 What did they think was going to happen?"

Magic fairy dust. Or something. Thinking wasn't part of the equation.

Posted by: man at March 25, 2026 08:22 AM (XuXeR)

146 Today Is International Waffle Day

But were the international waffles just temporary visitors, or did they come over the border illegally?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2026 08:22 AM (6jy2V)

147 Offering Weasel a choice between an omelette or huevos rancheros

Posted by: Ben Had at March 25, 2026 08:22 AM (+nEug)

148 Across:

39. Hobo hunting, pancake making, no shelf hanging fargin bastage.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 25, 2026 08:15 AM (5bGGs)

Add: chair assembling.... heh

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 25, 2026 08:23 AM (xT8gx)

149 Nadler's Fistula was the name of a biker bar in Panama City, Florida in the 70s. Overrun by vermin and cockroaches it was torn down to make room for a high rise condo after Hurricane Frederic.

Posted by: H. Biden at March 25, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)

150 Flip Mar-A-Lago Seat in Major Upset as Blue Wave Crashes on Trump’s Backyard"

*sigh*
Not this crap again. Special election, and idiot in office bailed (probably a goat lover, but who knows?)

Posted by: man at March 25, 2026 08:23 AM (XuXeR)

151 The Demons plan on using the illegals to be their police, SA and guards for the prisons, gulags and re-education camps they keep saying they are planning.

Posted by: Peter B at March 25, 2026 08:23 AM (VTbl0)

152 I'm pretty sure at least one of my AWFL sisters will report me to the coming 2029 Truth and Retribution committee. Wife too, even though she is a dark skinned Latina she is a race traitor.

Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2026 08:23 AM (PTDkx)

153 Incidentally, Big Balls now is a lead at the National Design Center who are modernizing FedGov websites so they no longer look or work like a COBOL version of Minx 0.8 beta.

Web devs on Bluesky are of course horrified that conservatives know about React and Next.js and other modern technologies but can’t give any actual reasons for it, just noseringed screeching.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 25, 2026 08:23 AM (QZThv)

154 Brennan isn't in prison because as noted above no one in DC has the balls to prosecute him. Even if they di DC juries wouldn't convict him. That's why the grand jury in Palm Beach County in FL is the thing to get watch.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 25, 2026 07:59 AM (mHVWR)

In order to prosecute, you must first indict. That means that you have to get a DC grand jury, made up of the same people who won't convict, to indict. I'm pretty sure that this has been explained about a trillion times.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

155 Today Is International Waffle Day
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So...boycott International House of Pancakes?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2026 08:24 AM (ESVrU)

156 My nickname is "Penitentiary Face."
I've been called that since middle school.

Posted by: J. Brennan at March 25, 2026 08:26 AM (2Ez/1)

157 155 Today Is International Waffle Day
----
So...boycott International House of Pancakes?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2026 08:24 AM (ESVrU)

Start a brawl at a Waffle House....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 25, 2026 08:26 AM (xT8gx)

158 It's also,
National Medal of Honor Day. 🎖️

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2026 08:28 AM (NpAcC)

159 I prefer domestic pancakes

Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 08:28 AM (ZxPkt)

160 Since the 17th amendment made the senate directly elected, we shouldn't treat the senate any . . . .

Why not?
Posted by: Blutarski,

You answered your question.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 25, 2026 08:28 AM (oAa51)

161 we can't have foreign regimes flooding our country with cheap pancakes

Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 08:29 AM (ZxPkt)

162 IIRC, Obamacare was passed via reconciliation. So anything is possible.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 25, 2026 08:05 AM (oAa51)

The original Obamacare was passed in the Senate while they still had 60 Democrats so cloture wasn't an issue. It was passed by hollowing out a different bill and replacing it with the guts of Obamacare. Which meant that it originated in the Senate. A bill which SCOTUS said was a tax, originated in the Congressional side which isn't permitted to originate tax bills. But, whatever, man... it's all good.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 08:29 AM (ExV1e)

163 The idea that should the democrats regain power they'll be restrained in any way by the Supreme Court is quaint and amusing.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 25, 2026 08:30 AM (b4LBp)

164 This is cute.

https://youtu.be/bKtNQOIC1F4

It's like Shark Week, but for waffles.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 25, 2026 08:30 AM (2Ez/1)

165 Have a great day, everyone.

"Every one has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.”
Mike Tyson

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 25, 2026 08:30 AM (u82oZ)

166 124 Oooooh.....a ham and cheese omelette.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 25, 2026 08:12 AM (5bGGs)
----
With onion!

and mushrooms!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 25, 2026 08:31 AM (DgMqy)

167 Mike Lee says the SAVE Act probably cannot be passed using reconciliation, because it is hard to see how it survives the Byrd Rule (which governs the reconciliation process in the Senate).

All that is required to bypass the Byrd rule is to have a majority of the Senators vote to ignore the Parliamentarian's ruling. Of course, if you have 50 Senators ready to do that, you'd have 50 Senators ready to invoke an actual filibuster. So he's correct.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 08:31 AM (ExV1e)

168 157
Start a brawl at a Waffle House....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

That's every day though. Gotta try something different.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 25, 2026 08:32 AM (NR6c1)

169 159 I prefer domestic pancakes
Posted by: Don Black

They're OK, but the Muffin is the Prince of Foods!

Posted by: Frank Zappa, 1975 at March 25, 2026 08:32 AM (oftw2)

170 Don Black, for diced ham,

https://tinyurl.com/yjyajxey

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2026 08:33 AM (iHruz)

171 I remember seeing r/conservative posters say boots on the ground in Iran was the line in the sand. Think they'll stop supporting Trump after the deployment of the 82nd? No. MAGA is a cult.

Iran. You're not perfect. But please no terror attacks as revenge in Europe. We don't back this. Got nothing to do with this. I'm sorry for innocent people on all sides. Americans, soldiers, you don't HAVE to do this. Don't sell your soul. Don't kill other humans for a PDF file and billionaires.

Iran sitting there telling the US to bring it. Never stop your enemy when they are making a mistake

The Chinese strategy of how to become the world leading super power, sit back and watch america shoot itself in the foot repeatedly

Some Americans may die, but it's a sacrifice Israel is willing to make.

Is this the TACO effect that was predicted a few days ago when Trump caved to the pressures of Hormuz? Seems more like escalation, which is strange coming from a nation that just "gave up"... unless.. no way, it couldn't be, you've got to be shitting me..... TRUMP IS MAKING SHIT UP AGAIN?!

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 25, 2026 08:33 AM (P1xTf)

172 Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 08:28 AM

And do the pancakes have any other domestic skills such as keeping the house clean, having a lovely meal prepared for you when you get home, etc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2026 08:33 AM (6jy2V)

173 Crazy family fact of the day: Chip Taylor, famous for writing the wonderful "Wild Thing" song used in the movie "Major League" sadly passed away on Monday. His brother is John Voight, the actor, and his niece is the looney tune actress Angelina Jolie.

https://tinyurl.com/2rwkcy62

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 08:34 AM (9nadL)

174 I cannot seethe word TACO without thinking of delicious tacos sold by the deli down the street.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2026 08:34 AM (6jy2V)

175 other domestic skills such as keeping the house clean, having a lovely meal prepared for you when you get home, etc."

Ok, that's funny right there.

Posted by: man at March 25, 2026 08:34 AM (XuXeR)

176 Tuesday night in late March, and Republican voters have lives in Florida. TDS crowd down there has nothing better to do

Posted by: Jonah at March 25, 2026 08:34 AM (YCxFk)

177 Democrats Flip Mar-A-Lago Seat in Major Upset as Blue Wave Crashes on Trump’s Backyard

Let's see if she still holds that seat 9 months from now.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 08:34 AM (ExV1e)

178 the looney tune actress"

Redundant, that is....

Posted by: man at March 25, 2026 08:35 AM (XuXeR)

179 Today Is International Waffle Day. 🧇
Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2026 08:07 AM (NpAcC)

Hmm -- I might have one. Or I might not. Yeah, I think I want one. Actually, no I don't. I mean, they're tasty. But they're also pretty much just a block of carbs. Lemme go back and forth on this a while.

Posted by: Doof at March 25, 2026 08:35 AM (pXC9O)

180 Why so much deference to the Bryd rule?? Wasn't that guy some kind of grand kleagle in the klu klux klan? And the senate names a rule after him? Tells you much about the senate...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 25, 2026 08:35 AM (xT8gx)

181 All that is required to bypass the Byrd rule is to have a majority of the Senators vote to ignore the Parliamentarian's ruling. Of course, if you have 50 Senators ready to do that, you'd have 50 Senators ready to invoke an actual filibuster. So he's correct.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 08:31 AM (ExV1e)
==================
Grok disagrees with you, claiming it takes 60 votes to overrule the parliamentarian.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 08:35 AM (qWO2t)

182 Chip Taylor, famous for writing the wonderful "Wild Thing" song used in the movie "Major League"

"I hate this f***ing song"

Posted by: man at March 25, 2026 08:36 AM (XuXeR)

183 Pritzker has lost Boeing, Caterpillar, and the Bears are about to move to low Tax Indiana.

We call Pritzker Fred Flintone up here in the Suburbs

Posted by: Jonah at March 25, 2026 08:36 AM (YCxFk)

184 What's the difference between a Denver omelette and a Western omelette? This is important culinary information.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 25, 2026 08:37 AM (Wnd0C)

185 Mornin’, All. Happy Wednesday.

Posted by: Bulg at March 25, 2026 08:37 AM (77rzZ)

186 We don't back this. Got nothing to do with this. I'm sorry for innocent people on all sides.

They really think that Iran will look at them and say "Let's spare those kafir. They aren't so bad!"

Posted by: NR Pax at March 25, 2026 08:37 AM (NR6c1)

187 What's the difference between a Denver omelette and a Western omelette? This is important culinary information."

Weed.

Posted by: man at March 25, 2026 08:38 AM (XuXeR)

188 pancetta > cubed ham

Posted by: Delurker at March 25, 2026 08:38 AM (gtcuf)

189 Omelette is my fave Shakespeare play. To be, or not to be.....

Posted by: ....That Is A Question? at March 25, 2026 08:39 AM (oftw2)

190 I'm surrounded!
Calgon, take me away!

Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 08:39 AM (ZxPkt)

191 Grok disagrees with you, claiming it takes 60 votes to overrule the parliamentarian.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 08:35 AM (qWO2t)

I will defer to Grok although I swear I recall a case where the Democrats overruled the parliamentarian with less than 60. If I could remember the specifics I'd look it up.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 08:39 AM (ExV1e)

192 Thune looks like the Buffalo Bob actor from Joe Dirt.

Posted by: Cray Cray at March 25, 2026 08:40 AM (cJaig)

193 Of course they extended FISA. And, of course they're not going to pass SAVE. It's all as predictable the sunrise. It's the GOP.

They need the DC monstrosity intact and ready to run wild as they hand over the government to the Democrats over the next couple years. Not a hair on its repulsive body should be out of place when it's let off Trump's chain.

This is literally the only reason the GOP exists - to preserve the regime status quo during periods like this, and this is a particularly rough spot for the regime, so it's imperative they do their jobs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2026 08:40 AM (BI5O2)

194 Omelette is my fave Shakespeare play. To be, or not to be....."

Waiter, there's a skull in my soup!

Posted by: man at March 25, 2026 08:40 AM (XuXeR)

195 rick that looks like quite a machine
I would probably lose a finger or two, using it

Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 08:41 AM (ZxPkt)

196 When the GOP reads post that only blame Democrats for the bullshit we are in, this is what you get.

"Where you gonna go?", said the abuser.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 25, 2026 08:41 AM (cS1cw)

197 AI sez:

In a western omelet, the ham and vegetables are folded into the egg mixture and the eggs are cooked on both sides. The Denver omelet is filled with ham and vegetables and cooked on one side.

Posted by: Delurker at March 25, 2026 08:41 AM (gtcuf)

198 41 Democrat really are despicable. Hard to believe they have openly sunk so low.
Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2026 07:38 AM (PTDkx)

Democrats understand that you win a war by killing your enemies.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2026 08:41 AM (wa/yD)

199 How does one get this "parliamentarian" gig? Sounds pretty sweet.

Posted by: Used to Smoke Parliaments (In The Box) at March 25, 2026 08:41 AM (oftw2)

200 I cook my Denver omelettes on both sides because I got high.

jk, it's because I'm a rebel.

Posted by: Delurker at March 25, 2026 08:42 AM (gtcuf)

201 When the GOP reads post that only blame Democrats for the bullshit we are in, this is what you get.

"Where you gonna go?", said the abuser.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 25, 2026 08:41 AM (cS1cw)

It's be nice if Cornyn lost his seat AND that made the rest of the GOP say, "Hey, maybe the voters really are pissed off."

Of course, then they'd just betray us faster and retire.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 08:43 AM (ExV1e)

202 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2026 08:40 AM (BI5O2)
=====

I will submit this rant for nomination for the Leonard McCoy Prize for Cynicism. Bravo!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 25, 2026 08:43 AM (RIvkX)

203
They're OK, but the Muffin is the Prince of Foods!
Posted by: Frank Zappa, 1975 at March 25, 2026 08:32 AM
###

Just the don't eat the stumps:

https://youtube.com/shorts/GS9YOcvf8kE

Posted by: Obligatory Seinfeld reference at March 25, 2026 08:43 AM (2Ez/1)

204 rick that looks like quite a machine
I would probably lose a finger or two, using it
Posted by: Don Black

I came close. Dropped one of the blade units. Reached for it. Tip of finger touched blade. Cut the hell out of my finger.

But I'll never go back to slicing or dicing by hand again. Too damn fast & easy. Half an onion with one motion.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2026 08:43 AM (iHruz)

205 Of course, then they'd just betray us faster and retire."

Hey, I got mine, suckers!

/your GOP

Posted by: man at March 25, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR)

206 Democrat Emily Gregory flips long-held Florida GOP House seat that includes Trump’s Mar-a-Lago
____

Republican voters staying home even if this is a 'meaningless' election, knowing how much Democrats hate the country and will resume tearing it down with a vengeance when they regain power, really sucks.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 25, 2026 08:44 AM (Dv3i1)

207 You're soaking in it.

Posted by: Madge at March 25, 2026 08:45 AM (2Ez/1)

208 Democrat really are despicable. Hard to believe they have openly sunk so low.
Posted by: Ripley at March 25, 2026 07:38 AM (PTDkx)

Democrats understand that you win a war by killing your enemies.
Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2026 08:41 AM (wa/yD)

As Shoresy would say - it's more than just wanting to win, ya gotta hate to lose.

Posted by: Doof at March 25, 2026 08:45 AM (pXC9O)

209 I don’t care what you call it, Omelette mixture should be cooked & flipped on both sides. Then add yer stuff, fold it up, finish off.

Posted by: Chilliwack at March 25, 2026 08:45 AM (Bpotg)

210 It's over folks. William Galston in the WSJ has declared that Trump has "lost the home front" over the Iran action... and an overwhelming percentage of the commenters agree. Trump only did this to manipulate markets and make more money...

I continued to be amazed at the TDS phenomenon. I've concluded that TDS = blind hatred

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 25, 2026 08:45 AM (xT8gx)

211 183 Pritzker has lost Boeing, Caterpillar, and the Bears are about to move to low Tax Indiana.

We call Pritzker Fred Flintone up here in the Suburbs
Posted by: Jonah

I can't understand it. We've got the same issue in New York! Businesses and billionaire leaving for no reason! We need a few patriotic billionaires to step up and help fund the inclusive society we envision!

Posted by: Gov Hochel at March 25, 2026 08:47 AM (P1xTf)

212 179 Today Is International Waffle Day. 🧇
Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2026 08:07 AM (NpAcC)

Hmm -- I might have one. Or I might not. Yeah, I think I want one. Actually, no I don't. I mean, they're tasty. But they're also pretty much just a block of carbs. Lemme go back and forth on this a while.
Posted by: Doof

That's the spirit!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 25, 2026 08:47 AM (Dv3i1)

213 > Democrats understand that you win a war by killing your enemies.
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The left really does look at today's world around them and firmly believe they're in a war. They certainly act like it.

Meanwhile the nominal right looks towards a disinterested GOP for help that will never, ever come. It's a mindset that will be our undoing unless that changes. Our "elected" officials are more concerned with self aggrandizement then they are with national survival.

I'm not sure leaving it up to them is wise.

And that's why I personally think matters will get resolved without them.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2026 08:47 AM (AkEZC)

214 In order to prosecute, you must first indict. That means that you have to get a DC grand jury, made up of the same people who won't convict, to indict.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Which makes 2029 even more terrifying.

Pritzger's campaign cry will be "Yabba-dabba-do!"

Posted by: Auspex at March 25, 2026 08:47 AM (Y8DZL)

215 >>>In a western omelet, the ham and vegetables are folded into the egg mixture and the eggs are cooked on both sides. The Denver omelet is filled with ham and vegetables and cooked on one side.

Posted by: Delurker

>Correct. Usually the menu offers one or the other but not both. Funny how that works.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 25, 2026 08:48 AM (Wnd0C)

216 A nation too proud to dice their own hams is a nation that would stock period products in men's rooms. Such a nation is not fit to survive.

Posted by: Ben Franklin at March 25, 2026 08:48 AM (oftw2)

217 Hmm -- I might have one. Or I might not. Yeah, I think I want one. Actually, no I don't. I mean, they're tasty. But they're also pretty much just a block of carbs. Lemme go back and forth on this a while.
Posted by: Doof
----
I had a teacher in high school who had a particular punishment for waffling in class. He'd write your name on a bottle of syrup. It was a mark of shame to be listed on that bottle (happened to me at least once).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2026 08:49 AM (ESVrU)

218 Could somebody diss the Libertarians for me real quick?

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 25, 2026 08:49 AM (cS1cw)

219 The left really does look at today's world around them and firmly believe they're in a war. They certainly act like it.
------
It's not a war when one side flatly refuses to fight.

It's just them against one recalcitrant orange sonofabitch. And this is his last hurrah.

They aren't so much girding for war, as preparing for an execution.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2026 08:50 AM (BI5O2)

220 We proudly serve both kinds of omelets!

Posted by: Bob's Country Bunker at March 25, 2026 08:51 AM (wVcYX)

221 BY all means, let's negotiate with them

@nypost
·
3m
Iran says it fired missiles at USS Abraham Lincoln as Israel targets Tehran https://trib.al/n8ukfdc

Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 08:51 AM (ZxPkt)

222 A nation too proud to dice their own hams is a nation that would stock period products in men's rooms. Such a nation is not fit to survive.
Posted by: Ben Franklin at March 25, 2026 08:48 AM (oftw2)

When I use diced ham, I buy diced ham. I do this because I do not like ham and, so, I wish to purchase the least amount possible.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 08:51 AM (ExV1e)

223 Could somebody diss the Libertarians for me real quick?
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 25, 2026 08:49 AM (cS1cw)

No need for that. They make mock of themselves professionally.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 25, 2026 08:51 AM (BI5O2)

224 >>>Corporate Media: A Single Election Day Is ‘Chaos,’ But Not Our Months-Long Mail Ballot Behemoth

They've dropped any pretense. This is 100% gaslighting.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 25, 2026 08:52 AM (dK+Kv)

225
No Man is an Omelette, but there are many Crepes out there!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 25, 2026 08:52 AM (x0n13)

226 Could somebody diss the Libertarians for me real quick?
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 25, 2026 08:49 AM (cS1cw)

Have you looked in a mirror recently?

How's that?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 08:52 AM (ExV1e)

227 So, how's the war in Iran going? Everything of military value must be destroyed by now.

Posted by: no one of any consquence at March 25, 2026 08:52 AM (qFwJc)

228 Omelet wars, begun they have.i

Posted by: In my best Yoda voice at March 25, 2026 08:53 AM (2Ez/1)

229 The Cheesesteak omelette is the prince of omelettes.

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2026 08:53 AM (wa/yD)

230 Being obtuse and waffling are kinda in the same ballpark.

Posted by: Happy Harry at March 25, 2026 08:53 AM (oftw2)

231 If you don't like ham, why buy it at all?

Posted by: no one of any consquence at March 25, 2026 08:54 AM (qFwJc)

232 Diced Ham : When you're too lazy to slow cook a ham hock for your ham-and-green beans (with potatoes. Those who make it without are heathens).

Posted by: XTC at March 25, 2026 08:54 AM (wa/yD)

233 My dad said when he was a kid, he couldn’t understand how the Russian Red army was able to defeat the larger, better funded White army. He explained that it was because they were willing to be ruthless to win.

Sounds familiar…

Posted by: Cray Cray at March 25, 2026 08:54 AM (cJaig)

234 If you're gonna make an omelet,
you gotta have some bacon in the pan

Posted by: Alabama at March 25, 2026 08:54 AM (wVcYX)

235 I once ordered a Denver omelette and it did not have cheese.

I was disappointed.

Posted by: no one of any consquence at March 25, 2026 08:55 AM (qFwJc)

236 174 I cannot seethe word TACO without thinking of delicious tacos sold by the deli down the street.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2026 08:34 AM (6jy2V)

For anyone who might live north of Boston, southeast NH or Cleveland, OH -- check out Barrios. Kind of a hipster vibe, specializes in tacos and tequila. But the tacos are phenomenal with build your own options.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 25, 2026 08:55 AM (N39Ws)

237 Democrats are not being blamed for this shutdown even though they are the ones making are country less secure.

Democrats are demanding that ICE agents obtain judicial warrants before entering private residences, reversing a previous policy that allowed them to use administrative warrants.

This would make impossible for ICE to get 20,000,000 warrants from judges. ICE would be rendered useless.

The Democrats opened the border and flooded the country for four years under Biden. They told us there was NO crisis at the border and now we're in this situation of trying to deport those illegals they let in.

It's time we start calling the Democrat Senators because they are not feeling the anger of the public since the mainstream media isn't holding them accountable.

Even if you only have time to call 1 or 2 I think it would help. It's the least we can do for Trump.

Senate phone Numbers:

https://tinyurl.com/3pjj9c64

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2026 08:55 AM (NpAcC)

238 233 There wasn’t one White Army. And the Whites were divided among themselves.

Posted by: Bulg at March 25, 2026 08:56 AM (77rzZ)

239 I had a teacher in high school who had a particular punishment for waffling in class. He'd write your name on a bottle of syrup. It was a mark of shame to be listed on that bottle (happened to me at least once).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 25, 2026 08:49 AM (ESVrU)

Squirrel syrup. No thanks!

Posted by: Doof at March 25, 2026 08:56 AM (pXC9O)

240 The Missus and I go to a breakfast place where a Western Omelete COMES with mushrooms.

She has to tell them No Mushrooms.

She's quite mad.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 25, 2026 08:57 AM (DgMqy)

241 Q - How many leppos does it take to upset a Libertarian?
A - What’s a leppo?
(sad trombone)

Posted by: Delurker at March 25, 2026 08:57 AM (gtcuf)

242 I'd like some Anti-Triscuit comments, please.

Posted by: Big Carrot at March 25, 2026 08:57 AM (oftw2)

243 Could somebody diss the Libertarians for me real quick?
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 25, 2026 08:49 AM (cS1cw)

No need for that. They make mock of themselves professionally.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

=====

"We demand the freedom to get high. And limiting everybody else's freedom because it interferes with giving us free stuff. "

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 25, 2026 08:57 AM (PFY6v)

244 If you don't like ham, why buy it at all?
Posted by: no one of any consquence at March 25, 2026 08:54 AM (qFwJc)

Wife sometimes wants some.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 08:57 AM (ExV1e)

245 No Man is an Omelette, but there are many Crepes out there!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

🤦🏻‍♂️

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2026 08:57 AM (iHruz)

246 Being obtuse and waffling are kinda in the same ballpark.
Posted by: Happy Harry at March 25, 2026 08:53 AM (oftw2)

I (rep)resent that remark!

Posted by: Doof at March 25, 2026 08:58 AM (pXC9O)

247 Baby Trump interview baby Senator Kennedy for a mechanics job:

https://tinyurl.com/mryub9e9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2026 08:58 AM (ix8EF)

248 AI sez:

In a western omelet, the ham and vegetables are folded into the egg mixture and the eggs are cooked on both sides. The Denver omelet is filled with ham and vegetables and cooked on one side.

Posted by: Delurker at March 25, 2026 08:41 AM (gtcuf)

AI can fuvk right off. It's not fixing my omelet any better than it fixes my spelling.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 25, 2026 08:58 AM (dK+Kv)

249 Could somebody diss the Libertarians for me real quick?
Posted by: connected and litigious

How about we compromise with sexy librarians instead? https://tinyurl.com/mrxme527

It's a real weird dichotomy...you have the sexy librarian trope, but in reality, they're almost all far-left radical queerdoes. I think dudes just like seeing sexy girls in ANY context...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 25, 2026 08:58 AM (P1xTf)

250 I'd like some Anti-Triscuit comments, please.
Posted by: Big Carrot

🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Posted by: Wheat Thins

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2026 08:59 AM (iHruz)

251 What’s a leppo?

A city in Syria.

Posted by: Bulg at March 25, 2026 08:59 AM (77rzZ)

252 Why did the Libertarian cross the road?

None of your damn business! Am I being detained? I am a soverign citizen and I am filming this brutality. What is your badge number, sir?

Posted by: Delurker at March 25, 2026 08:59 AM (gtcuf)

253 omelette y'all figure this one out

Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 08:59 AM (ZxPkt)

254 If there is no election fraud, how can (Trump's) "false" claims of election fraud undermine confidence in election integrity?

Jack Smith's entire case was that, by lying about the election, Trump was committing a fraud upon the American people, deceiving them into thinking elections were not secure.

But, if someone tells me "the sky is always purple" that doesn't undermine confidence in the fact that the sky is usually blue.

Anyway, the left really, really doesn't like the questions raised, that when an apparent winner on Election Day loses to batches of late-received ballots, folks will question the integrity of the election.
It's not "that's why we need a set date" it's all "you stupids just need to trust those who do the counting."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 25, 2026 09:00 AM (HXT0k)

255 Hmm -- I might have one. Or I might not. Yeah, I think I want one. Actually, no I don't. I mean, they're tasty. But they're also pretty much just a block of carbs. Lemme go back and forth on this a while.
Posted by: Doof

That's the spirit!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 25, 2026 08:47 AM (Dv3i1)P
*******
Celebration calories don't count.
Celebrate the day!

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2026 09:00 AM (NpAcC)

256 199 How does one get this "parliamentarian" gig? Sounds pretty sweet.

Posted by: Used to Smoke Parliaments (In The Box) at March 25, 2026 08:41 AM (oftw2)

I can't find the clause in Article I that says a non-elected parliamentarian controls the validity of all bills in the Senate. This is exactly how Senators want it. A way to wash their hands of difficult choices. Because Article I does say the Senate makes its own rules. Senator Blowhard Oglethorpe III, "We can't do nuthin! The parliamentarian ruled against us!"

Posted by: Gref at March 25, 2026 09:01 AM (5rh/l)

257 They’ve been flooding illegals through the border roughly 40 years, not just the last 4 years. Millions.

I like the notion how they arrive by the millions en masse, but can only be removed one by one, after “due process” and a lengthy byzantine legal obstacle course. It’s all Bullshit

Posted by: Chilliwack at March 25, 2026 09:01 AM (Bpotg)

258 Triscuits are the Devil's Ruffles.

Posted by: Delurker at March 25, 2026 09:02 AM (gtcuf)

259 Not bad.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 25, 2026 09:02 AM (cS1cw)

260 $20. Same as downtown.

Posted by: Old Lady Emhoff at March 25, 2026 09:02 AM (2Ez/1)

261 NYU has a terrible new solution to curb speakers getting political at commencement
____

Curb stomp political commencement speakers at NYU? I think I can support that.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 25, 2026 09:02 AM (Dv3i1)

262 191 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 08:39 AM (ExV1e)
==============
60 votes to overrule makes sense, when you consider the purpose of the rule. If the Senate is going to eliminate the filibuster in this one limited circumstance, reconciliation, then you have to have a way to enforce the "limited" nature of the exception. That explains why the parliamentarian plays the role he/she does, and to overrule her naturally takes the regular 60 votes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 09:02 AM (DMlZ/)

263 More than 3,200 TSA officers have called in sick.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2026 09:03 AM (NpAcC)

264 Hey big boy!

Posted by: Captain's Wafers at March 25, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)

265 I have never made an omelet according to a recipe . I just throw in whatever I have in the fridge that looks interesting at the time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 25, 2026 09:04 AM (Nx5jP)

266 @233 one of the reasons that the Reds beat the Whites was the Whites couldn't unify behind one leader or say what they believed in. The Reds were very disciplined and ideological

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 25, 2026 09:04 AM (mHVWR)

267 TSA = Transactionally Sick Administration

Posted by: Delurker at March 25, 2026 09:04 AM (gtcuf)

268 258 Triscuits are the Devil's Ruffles.
Posted by: Delurker

My brother was so addicted that we once bought 52 boxes of 'em for his birthday. He cried tears of happiness.

Posted by: Auspex at March 25, 2026 09:04 AM (Y8DZL)

269 I bet the Triscuit-haters are the same folks who love that detestable Resee’s crap.

Posted by: Bulg at March 25, 2026 09:05 AM (77rzZ)

270 I'd like some Anti-Triscuit comments, please.
Posted by: Big Carrot

🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Posted by: Wheat Thins
Posted by: rickb223

Same to you, buddy.

Posted by: Cheez-its. at March 25, 2026 09:05 AM (RJBgA)

271 Morn' all... We still screwed ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2026 09:05 AM (FtULh)

272 More than 3,200 TSA officers have called in sick."

Well, that's a good start...

Posted by: man at March 25, 2026 09:07 AM (XuXeR)

273 Donna, yep.

Posted by: Bulg at March 25, 2026 09:07 AM (77rzZ)

274 My favorite omelette is a Greek/Italian mashup with onions, bell peppers, prosciutto, spinach and feta. Dried oregano, fresh basil if I have some, same with dill, and a squirt of lemon juice.

Posted by: Delurker at March 25, 2026 09:07 AM (gtcuf)

275 I have experienced slivers from Triscuits. Single fiber right in the palate seam usually.

I still prefer them to wheat thins.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 25, 2026 09:07 AM (cS1cw)

276 I'd like some Anti-Triscuit comments, please.
Posted by: Big Carrot

🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
Posted by: Wheat Thins
Posted by: rickb223

Same to you, buddy.
Posted by: Cheez-its. at March 25, 2026 09:05 AM (RJBgA)
---
Y'all are making too much noise!

Posted by: Bugles at March 25, 2026 09:07 AM (ESVrU)

277 273 Donna, yep.
Posted by: Bulg at March 25, 2026 09:07 AM (77rzZ)

Damn

Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2026 09:07 AM (FtULh)

278 Swimming right here, boss.

Posted by: Goldfish crackers at March 25, 2026 09:07 AM (2Ez/1)

279 266 @233 one of the reasons that the Reds beat the Whites was the Whites couldn't unify behind one leader or say what they believed in. The Reds were very disciplined and ideological
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 25, 2026 09:04 AM (mHVWR)

—————

Sounds familiar, too, until PDJT rattled the cage.

Posted by: Cray Cray at March 25, 2026 09:07 AM (cJaig)

280 Wheat Thins & canned cheese is the bee's knees.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2026 09:08 AM (iHruz)

281 > Same to you, buddy.
Posted by: Cheez-its.
---------
I take a box of Cheez-its, dump it all into a pan, and put it on the smoker for about 30 minutes.

Makes them almost edible.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 25, 2026 09:08 AM (AkEZC)

282 In an almost perfect "Hounds of the Baskervilles" illustration, exactly none, not one, leftie article on mail-in ballots have said one easy-to-make, specific claim:

That no election outcome was changed by late-received, mail-in ballots.

Every single one will say that there is no fraud, no fraud to affect the outcome, that mail-in ballots are secure, that there's no proof of fraud, etc., etc.

If you read all their articles, you'd come away thinking that there has never been a race where the outcome was changed after post-election ballots were counted.

Except for all the races all over the country where exactly that has happened ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 25, 2026 09:09 AM (HXT0k)

283 >>> I have never made an omelet according to a recipe . I just throw in whatever I have in the fridge that looks interesting at the time.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

>Well, yeah. This is how some of the best stews are made. A one off recipe never to be made again.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 25, 2026 09:09 AM (Wnd0C)

284 The Reds also signed Geno Suarez this off season.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 25, 2026 09:09 AM (DgMqy)

285 Just when you thought the news couldn't get any weirder:

"Quadruple-amputee cornhole player accused of shooting man to death during argument"

https://is.gd/jK2dG9

Posted by: muldoon at March 25, 2026 09:09 AM (qgHp7)

286 265 I have never made an omelet according to a recipe . I just throw in whatever I have in the fridge that looks interesting at the time.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Well, OK, but be careful!

Posted by: Rotten Cabbage In Veggie Bin at March 25, 2026 09:10 AM (oftw2)

287 Morn' all... We still screwed ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2026 09:05 AM (FtULh)

I'm married so... no.

Posted by: Floating on a breeze at March 25, 2026 09:10 AM (wUC2u)

288
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson

Philadelphia DA Larry Krasner threatens ICE agents at the airport with arrest and prosecution, wrongly accuses them of violent crimes, compliments them, then threatens to see them in court.

This deranged demonization of American patriots helping travelers is completely insane.

https://tinyurl.com/msssmpbt

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2026 09:12 AM (NpAcC)

289 Trump-hating rocker Bruce Springsteen is allowing the American Civil Liberties Union to use his iconic, if often misunderstood, America trashing Vietnam War anthem “Born in the USA” for the ACLU’s ad campaign promoting the leftist group’s birthright citizenship case set for an April 1 Supreme Court hearing challenging President Donald Trump’s 2025 executive order restricting who is eligible for birthright American citizenship.
___

Great. Now get the f*ck out.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 25, 2026 09:12 AM (Dv3i1)

290 Wheat Thins & canned cheese is the bee's knees.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2026 09:08 AM (iHruz)

That sounds like a Weasel recipe!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 25, 2026 09:12 AM (n9ltV)

291 Philadelphia DA Larry Krasner threatens ICE agents at the airport with arrest and prosecution, wrongly accuses them of violent crimes, compliments them, then threatens to see them in court.

One of these things is not like the other. One of these things is not quite the same.

Posted by: Delurker at March 25, 2026 09:13 AM (gtcuf)

292 This deranged demonization of American patriots helping travelers is completely insane.

Nope. It's part of the plan to destroy the country by opening up the borders. People like that DA will never face the problems associated with it.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 25, 2026 09:13 AM (NR6c1)

293 I have hated Triscuits for more than a half-century!

Posted by: Sandy Duncan For Wheat Thins at March 25, 2026 09:14 AM (oftw2)

294 But, whatever, man... it's all good.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Thanks for the update.

Memory shot at 29

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 25, 2026 09:15 AM (oAa51)

295 Good morning!

Bird bath status: it's a hit, with visits from a bluejay pair, a spotted towee pair, plus juncos and house wrens.
Oh, and a squirrel who thinks he owns the backyard.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 09:16 AM (Suwql)

296 Omelet variation: fry chorizo in a cast-iron skillet until the sausage is crumbly, pour 5 well-whisked eggs over that and cook about 6 minutes medium-high heat, sprinkle shredded cheese (a Mexican cheese works well) in a fairly thick layer over that, and stick under a broiler until the cheese is melted.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 25, 2026 09:16 AM (NcvvS)

297 The Triscuit factory was in my hometown of Niagara Falls. The giant abandoned building is still there.

Posted by: Delurker at March 25, 2026 09:16 AM (gtcuf)

298 Just when you thought the news couldn't get any weirder:

"Quadruple-amputee cornhole player accused of shooting man to death during argument"

https://is.gd/jK2dG9
Posted by: muldoon

Saw him. Unlike the girl with no arms in the church trying to catch the baby launched from the air bag, he has stumps just above the elbows and a stubby like Chris Elliott in Scary Movie 2 that he can use to manipulate the trigger.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2026 09:16 AM (iHruz)

299 297 The Triscuit factory was in my hometown of Niagara Falls. The giant abandoned building is still there.
___

I think they used to make shredded wheat in Niagara Falls too.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 25, 2026 09:17 AM (Dv3i1)

300 Posted by: Don Black at March 25, 2026 07:34 AM (ZxPkt)

*********

The Avs are loaded, healthy and deadly, rounding into form at just the right time. Four forward lines, three D-pairs and not just one but two top-tier goalies. Should be a fun ride.

Posted by: muldoon at March 25, 2026 09:17 AM (qgHp7)

301 I'll bet The Paolo can shoot with his stubby.

Posted by: Delurker at March 25, 2026 09:17 AM (gtcuf)

302 >>@bennyjohnson

Philadelphia DA Larry Krasner threatens ICE agents at the airport with arrest and prosecution, wrongly accuses them of violent crimes, compliments them, then threatens to see them in court.

Thune better not negotiate away the ICE agents' mask.
That's what the Dems are demanding, among other things harmful to ICE, in order to restore DHS funding.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 09:18 AM (Suwql)

303 297 The Triscuit factory was in my hometown of Niagara Falls. The giant abandoned building is still there.
Posted by: Delurker

Slowly, we turn...

Posted by: Moe Howard at March 25, 2026 09:18 AM (oftw2)

304
I think they used to make shredded wheat in Niagara Falls too.

They did, before my time though. Nabisco was down to just making Triscuits there in my yoot.

Posted by: Delurker at March 25, 2026 09:18 AM (gtcuf)

305 I can dress up, but Ginger can't cook.

Posted by: Mary Ann at March 25, 2026 09:19 AM (2Ez/1)

306 Delaware Democrat Judge McCormick "liked" a post on LinkedIn celebrating a victory over Elon Musk in one of the twitter trials.

That's a problem because she was the judge in the case and also the judge in several similar trials still underway.

She now claims "someone else" clicked Like in her name. Uh huh, that's her story and she wants deference to this evidence-free claim because she is a judge and judges (thank you John Roberts!) are non-partisan and honest.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 09:19 AM (uCRv7)

307 Saw him. Unlike the girl with no arms in the church trying to catch the baby launched from the air bag, he has stumps just above the elbows and a stubby like Chris Elliott in Scary Movie 2 that he can use to manipulate the trigger.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 25, 2026 09:16 AM (iHruz)

And he's dumb enough to have posted multiple videos of himself shooting guns. Had he not done so, he'd probably have gotten off by having someone on the jury not believe that he could.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 09:19 AM (ExV1e)

308 Is it national Triscuit day or something?
I love those and wheat thins.
They make these thing, triangular triscuits that are particularly tasty.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 09:19 AM (Suwql)

309 Morn' all... We still screwed ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 25, 2026 09:05 AM (FtULh)
*******
Definitely. I swear it's getting worse than it was yesterday.

I want to see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it looks pretty bleak.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2026 09:20 AM (NpAcC)

310 I can dress up, but Ginger can't cook.
Posted by: Mary Ann at March 25, 2026 09:19 AM (2Ez/1)
=================
Did someone ask Mary Ann to get dressed?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 25, 2026 09:20 AM (uCRv7)

311 Philadelphia DA Larry Krasner threatens ICE agents at the airport with arrest and prosecution, wrongly accuses them of violent crimes, compliments them, then threatens to see them in court.
+++
I think this guy is another Adam Schiff. He'd crawl across broken glass to get his stupid mug in front of a camera.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 25, 2026 09:20 AM (Lo97M)

312 >>Today Is International Waffle Day

In Belgium?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 09:20 AM (Suwql)

313 Trump-hating off-his-rocker Bruce Springsteen...

Suggested edit.

Posted by: muldoon at March 25, 2026 09:20 AM (qgHp7)

314 I can dress up, but Ginger can't cook.
Posted by: Mary Ann at March 25, 2026 09:19 AM (2Ez/1)

Ginger was sultry and seemed like she'd be a memorable one night stand but Mary Ann was someone you could spend your life with.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 09:21 AM (ExV1e)

315 The Paolo has never been described as, how you say, stubby.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 25, 2026 09:21 AM (2Ez/1)

316 Morning Joe....I'm slumming

The US has sent Iran a 15 point negotiation plan. I haven't seen the other networks mention this as I was channel-hopping.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 25, 2026 09:21 AM (Sco7b)

317 Today Is International Waffle Day

...or not.

Posted by: muldoon at March 25, 2026 09:21 AM (qgHp7)

318 "They make these thing, triangular triscuits that are particularly tasty."

Correct.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 25, 2026 09:22 AM (cS1cw)

319 >>Today Is International Waffle Day

"You want fries like that?"
-- Chik-fil-A

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 09:23 AM (Suwql)

320 Trump-hating rocker Bruce Springsteen is allowing the American Civil Liberties Union to use his iconic, if often misunderstood, America trashing Vietnam War anthem “Born in the USA” for the ACLU’s ad campaign promoting the leftist group’s birthright citizenship case set for an April 1 Supreme Court hearing challenging President Donald Trump’s 2025 executive order restricting who is eligible for birthright American citizenship.

There are few court cases I've wanted to win more than this one. It's a huge deal, and the Left's complete mental breakdown will be amazing. I'm stocking up on pudding.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 25, 2026 09:23 AM (P1xTf)

321 305 I can dress up, but Ginger can't cook.
Posted by: Mary Ann
-----------------
This poses a real conundrum.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 25, 2026 09:23 AM (n17eQ)

322 My lunatic SIL may be staying the night. She's moving from Texas (yay) to Kentucky (sorry) because she thinks Austin is becoming too right-wing, I guess.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 09:24 AM (ExV1e)

323 Men Are Like Waffles, but

Posted by: Women Are Like Spaghetti at March 25, 2026 09:25 AM (2Ez/1)

324 You marry Mrs. Howell for her money, bang Ginger when she wants a bootycall, then hire Mary Ann as your maid who you can inseminate when you want.

Posted by: Arnold Schlonggernegger, maid fucker at March 25, 2026 09:26 AM (LfVJt)

325 >>And do the pancakes have any other domestic skills such as keeping the house clean, having a lovely meal prepared for you when you get home, etc.

They find homes for wayward blueberries!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 09:26 AM (Suwql)

326 Thune better not negotiate away the ICE agents' mask.
That's what the Dems are demanding, among other things harmful to ICE, in order to restore DHS funding.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 09:18 AM (Suwql)
*******
I don't think he'll give into that because it puts the ICE agents in danger.
I find it interesting that all the people protesting ICE are nowhere to be found at the airport.
I guess the Democrat machine has gotten the word out that that wouldn't be a good look.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 25, 2026 09:26 AM (NpAcC)

327 My lunatic SIL may be staying the night. She's moving from Texas (yay) to Kentucky (sorry) because she thinks Austin is becoming too right-wing, I guess.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
+++
Wait. There's some place in KY that's more left-wing than Austin?
Unpossible.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 25, 2026 09:27 AM (Lo97M)

328 322 My lunatic SIL may be staying the night. She's moving from Texas (yay) to Kentucky (sorry) because she thinks Austin is becoming too right-wing, I guess.
-----------------
My neighbors daughter is looking to transfer from Alabama to Loyola cuz the family is originally from Chicago. I haven't asked whether her or her parents have maybe reconsidered this move based on the recent - wrong place - wrong time - event at Loyola.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 25, 2026 09:27 AM (n17eQ)

329 Today Is International Waffle Day

...or not.

**********

...then again, maybe it is.

Posted by: muldoon at March 25, 2026 09:28 AM (qgHp7)

330 I find it interesting that all the people protesting ICE are nowhere to be found at the airport.

ICE isn't expecting to arrest any child rapists or murderers at the airport. There's no reason for the left to protest.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 09:28 AM (ExV1e)

331 324 You marry Mrs. Howell for her money, bang Ginger when she wants a bootycall, then hire Mary Ann as your maid who you can inseminate when you want.
--------------
Word is Lovey was a tigress in the sack.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 25, 2026 09:28 AM (n17eQ)

332 "Morn' all... We still screwed ?
Posted by: It's me donna"

Well, I'm still f'd.

Posted by: fd at March 25, 2026 09:29 AM (ZN5Ar)

333 because she thinks Austin is becoming too right-wing, I guess.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 09:24 AM

O_o

What color is the sky on her planet?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2026 09:29 AM (bFu5X)

334 Wait. There's some place in KY that's more left-wing than Austin?
Unpossible.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 25, 2026 09:27 AM (Lo97M)

I think she chose KY cuz my BIL, who as recently outed himself as terminally TDS-afflicted, lives there whereas here the only family is my wife, who's reasonably conservative.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 25, 2026 09:30 AM (ExV1e)

335 John Diana Ross Roberts and the Supremes will fuck us on birthright, cash it

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2026 09:30 AM (44w/H)

336 Oh, and a squirrel who thinks he owns the backyard.
Posted by: Lizzy

.22 sub-sonic. Actually quieter with a rifle. And I think a plastic 16 oz pop bottle with paper towel insert.

Posted by: Auspex at March 25, 2026 09:30 AM (Y8DZL)

337 >>I find it interesting that all the people protesting ICE are nowhere to be found at the airport.

Pretty sure it's illegal?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 09:30 AM (Suwql)

338 Art is nood.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 25, 2026 09:31 AM (bFu5X)

339 336 Oh, and a squirrel who thinks he owns the backyard.
Posted by: Lizzy

.22 sub-sonic. Actually quieter with a rifle. And I think a plastic 16 oz pop bottle with paper towel insert.
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Just put a tablespoon of water in the bottle.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 25, 2026 09:32 AM (n17eQ)

340 Pretty sure it's illegal?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 09:30 AM (Suwql)

So is burning down cities!

Posted by: ... at March 25, 2026 09:32 AM (44w/H)

341 Pretty sure it's illegal?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 25, 2026 09:30 AM (Suwql)

So is burning down cities!
Posted by: ...
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Not if it's mostly peaceful.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 25, 2026 09:33 AM (Lo97M)

342 331 324 You marry Mrs. Howell for her money, bang Ginger when she wants a bootycall, then hire Mary Ann as your maid who you can inseminate when you want.

Posted by: pudinhead

It's what Arnold Schwarzenegger would do.

Posted by: Auspex at March 25, 2026 09:35 AM (Y8DZL)

343 It's what Arnold Schwarzenegger would do.
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Snort. But Arnold was already richer and moar famous than his Kennedy wife.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 25, 2026 09:38 AM (n17eQ)

344 "I've come to the sobering realization that the chant of "Death to America" was not invented in Tehran, but the Mullhas stole it from the Democrats!"

And I've come to the sobering realization that all the Democrat Treason is supported by Traitor Thune. That's why they cling to the Filibuster. They want to wreck America, too.

Stop kidding yourself.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 25, 2026 09:45 AM (FAI4T)

345 ObamaCare wasn't passed by Reconciliation.

They gave Barry 60 votes to pass it, in order to socialize medicine, bail out the unions, get campaign donations, put in regulations for the planned Virus/Vaxx Attack and enable Walz/Newsom-scale Looting of the Treasury.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 25, 2026 09:52 AM (FAI4T)

346 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J.

Senator Chris Murphy? The Washington Free Beacon, Democrats, Lust for Power: Dem Senator Chris Murphy Ditches Wife for Soros-Funded 'Soap Opera Villainess' Tara McGowan. Mar. 10, 2025

Wikipedia on Murphy: September 2025, Semafor reported that Murphy was dating Tara McGowan, an American political strategist. They were no longer dating by October of that year.[65]"

Wikipedia on McGowan: "Married Michael Halle, a political consultant who has worked as a lead organizer in Iowa for Hillary Clinton and as a senior strategist for Pete Buttigieg.[19][20][21]"

McGowan, a progressive political operative and founder of Acronym, digital strategies for the Obama campaign. Former Digital Director for Priorities USA Action (Clinton Super PAC).

Founder of Courier Newsroom, McGowan focuses on Democratic digital infrastructure to counter Republican online spending, including founding the media organization Courier Newsroom, a for-profit media company that produces digital newspapers in Arizona, Michigan, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Virginia, and Wisconsin, with the aim of filling news deserts.

Continued -

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 25, 2026 09:57 AM (NFX2v)

347 >Watch Dog Lab, George Soros' nonprofits spent nearly $23 million on US journalism in 2023
Courier Newsroom received $15 million; National Trust for Local News $6.4 million, Earl F Glynn, Feb 19, 2025

In part, "This article focuses on nearly $23 million in grants to US journalism in 2023 with two organizations receiving almost 95% of these funds:

Courier Newsroom and National Trust for Local News

The remaining 5% of the grants were to a union program, and two diversity-equity-inclusion projects."
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As of 2025, the National Trust for Local News has established subsidiary trusts in the U.S. states of Colorado, Maine, and Georgia,[2] through which it owns about 60 newspapers.[3] The organization is a 501(c)(3) organization and is based in Englewood, Colorado. (Wikipedia)

Oh ho! And there's Ms. McGowan's Good Information Inc., a for-profit public benefit corporation founded to invest in digital media aimed at countering disinformation and strengthening democracy. It invests in, incubates, and scales local news outlets—most notably Courier Newsroom—to increase the flow of fact-based, trustworthy information online. (AI Overview)

So about Murphy. The dark-horse for 2028?

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 25, 2026 09:57 AM (NFX2v)

348 From above, "It’s the “undocumented Americans” that Democrats “care about most,” according to Chris Murphy. Yes, “undocumented Americans.” Simply by virtue of entering this country — illegally, in almost every case — these people become Americans, according to one of the leaders of the Democrat Party. ..."

Murphy slipped or boldy clarified the Democratic position.

>Luminus, TSA’s New Rules Block Immigrant Travel—Even for Those in Legal Proceedings, Feb '25

"If you’re an immigrant in the U.S., even with pending legal status, travel just got much riskier.

The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has officially stopped allowing undocumented immigrants to board domestic flights using the CBP One app as identification. The only exception? If they’re leaving the country."
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On the late evening news a few days ago, TSA's gordita union president at Philly International complained ICE caused the (unfunded) problem.

Oddly, Philly was relatively problem free, it appeared, until the evening news yesterday.

Illegal immigration - Biden's and O's 2012 Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals (DACA) polices in particular - is effecting EVERY aspect of our lives. We're paying.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 25, 2026 09:57 AM (NFX2v)

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