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Tuesday Cafe

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by Ken James

A white stoat climbs a narrow crevice to Dogs, like ladies, love to be patted on the chest and the rump. I read that dogs really like this because they're the parts of their body they can't easily scratch.

Cats are never not up to something.

Pig greets garbage-men, whom they consider to be part of the same team of refuge-disposal workers.

Punch the Monkey update: He has a girlfriend now and he protects her from mashers.

Bear update: still out of control. I have suspicions that this one is AI but I'll throw it open for discussion.

The Trivial Dodecacathalon is the Sport of the Future, and will make cornholing look like curling. I don't even know what that means!

Nice kitty.

Horse: lemme give you a little boost-toss.

Hedgehog family.

Baby and dog fail to have a game of fetch.

This kitten is the opposite of the runt.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM




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1 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 24, 2026 07:25 PM (LdBR/)

2 2nd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 24, 2026 07:25 PM (LdBR/)

3 3rd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 24, 2026 07:25 PM (LdBR/)

4 Now to nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 24, 2026 07:26 PM (LdBR/)

5 I'm ba--ck.

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 24, 2026 07:27 PM (LdBR/)

6 That pic up top almost looks like The Maze...but the colors are all wrong.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 07:28 PM (Klk40)

7 Guess I killed this

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 24, 2026 07:28 PM (LdBR/)

8 The only thing that would make this Cafe better is a plate of venison carpaccio to with my wine.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 07:30 PM (+nEug)

9 After the belly rubs, kangaroo will rip you open with his claws.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2026 07:30 PM (1IhIV)

10 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 07:31 PM (Ia/+0)

11 Punch's girlfriend's name is "Moe?"

Are we sure he's not batting for the other team?

Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 07:31 PM (VHUov)

12 Guess I killed this
Posted by: Thanatopsis

With a nickname like that.....

Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 07:32 PM (VHUov)

13 When you lied on your resume about having previous sheepdog experience.

.....it's pied-piper-style herding.

Posted by: the new sheepdog at March 24, 2026 07:33 PM (VHUov)

14 I think the lion video might be AI.

Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 07:34 PM (q177U)

15 Joe Scarborough has announced that Mika can't find her birth certificate and will be unable to vote if the Save Act passes.

His terms are acceptable.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2026 07:36 PM (tUj8P)

16 This kitten is the opposite of the runt.

Velcro kitteh takes his milk seriously.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 07:36 PM (Wnv9h)

17 Now if the bear held ip a sign that said
Feed Me

I would say its definitely AI

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 07:37 PM (Ia/+0)

18 Joe Scarborough has announced that Mika can't find her birth certificate and will be unable to vote if the Save Act passes.

His terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2026 07:36 PM

He does know those are on file with the state, right? Right...?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 07:38 PM (Wnv9h)

19 If any series of words committed to page could be more of a euphemism for copulation than "white stoat climbs a narrow crevice" well, I don't know what that would be.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2026 07:39 PM (3uBP9)

20 Where's waldo?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 07:40 PM (zZu0s)

21 15 Years ago I needed a duplicate birth certificate. Dropped a line and a few bucks to the powers that be in Columbus, OH with a little info and had it in hand in a couple weeks. The duplicate was all filled in in some of the most beautiful cursive handwriting. Why, I don't know.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2026 07:40 PM (gm9Sb)

22 Base of the tail. Got both Ajax and Reef.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 07:41 PM (zZu0s)

23 The Trivial Dodecacathalon is the Sport of the Future, and will make cornholing look like curling. I don't even know what that means!

It means "that's 3 minutes of my life I'll never get back."

Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 07:41 PM (VHUov)

24 I can ride a horse. Not with style, but I can and we had horses on the farm. Tony, my first, only wanted to ride the perimeter trail back to his trough and we jumped (by accident) a woodpile once.

My father once showed up with a retired policeman friend he knew to keep his horse. This horse, Fred, and I would stand in the driveway looking at the road. He was a tall horse and did not participate with my commands. He was nice but we rode nowhere but looked good.

I once rode a 15mi mountain ridge and back with a Navajo princess who knew what she was doing. My horse followed hers and I lived to tell the story and amazing adventure. Sore for two days.

Before that I tried, and did not do well, to ride with an English saddle (like the one above) around Hyde Park in London. A girl I didn't know talked me into that during our English trip.

This horse wanted to simply gallop back to his stable of rentals and eat. I made an arse of myself (I do this now and then) with many nannies and strangers pointing at me laughing.

Totally out of and beyond my control, but I stayed on the horse, bouncing a lot. The lovely green park was a blur. It was the worst ride, ever, of any skill I had.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 07:41 PM (WONhk)

25

Mika Brzezinski was born in New York City on May 2, 1967, the daughter of Polish-born foreign policy expert and former National Security Advisor Zbigniew Brzeziński and Swiss-born sculptor Emilie Anna Benešová.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 07:41 PM (Cqx++)

26 Aetius, according to NaCly Dog, Waldo is in Kansas.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 07:41 PM (+nEug)

27 Where's waldo?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 07:40 PM

Dead. Tragic blimp accident.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 07:41 PM (Wnv9h)

28 The lack of any but the usual residual Spheniscidae bouquet is clement. Thank you, Ace!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 07:43 PM (0sNs1)

29 >>>Nice kitty.

That's exactly what I would do if I ever felt that I had one hand too many.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 24, 2026 07:43 PM (syz1S)

30 Joe Scarborough has announced that Mika can't find her birth certificate and will be unable to vote if the Save Act passes.

His terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Ian S.


If someone is so stupid that they cannot get a copy of their BC (or equivalent) or want you to believe that a significant number are that stupid then they should not be voting in the first place.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 07:45 PM (/lPRQ)

31 Years ago I needed a duplicate birth certificate. Dropped a line and a few bucks to the powers that be in Columbus, OH with a little info and had it in hand in a couple weeks. The duplicate was all filled in in some of the most beautiful cursive handwriting. Why, I don't know.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2026 07:40 PM

I went into Boston, showed up at the Registry of Vital Records, and had one in my hand in about 5 minutes. Done. This is not difficult.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 07:45 PM (Wnv9h)

32 Mika Brzezinski was born in New York City on May 2, 1967, the daughter of Polish-born foreign policy expert and former National Security Advisor Zbigniew Brzeziński and Swiss-born sculptor Emilie Anna Benešová.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 07:41 PM (Cqx++)

Where did her grunting easter pig DNA come from?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 07:46 PM (snZF9)

33 This kitten is the opposite of the runt.

Velcro kitteh takes his milk seriously.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

[Your "Moron & Sydney Sweeney" joke goes here.]

Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 07:46 PM (VHUov)

34 Re birth certificate: Because my mother was not an idiot, she gave me my original birth certificate and a notarized duplicate when I moved out on my own. I had to provide it to my employer for my first real (professional) job. Don't remember if I needed it to get a new driver's license in TX when I moved there--my prior driver's license may have been good enough for them. At any rate, I had assumed that this was pretty much normal behavior for everybody (i.e., act like an adult and have your shit in order), but modern Democrats are a different breed (perhaps not even human).

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 24, 2026 07:47 PM (XMwZJ)

35 Joe Scarborough has announced that Mika can't find her birth certificate and will be unable to vote if the Save Act passes.

His terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Ian S.

See, repealing the 19th isn't necessary! All the women who are too stupid to find their documents won't be able to vote anyway.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2026 07:47 PM (a+4eV)

36 Will we ever know what the white stoat was up to?

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 07:47 PM (aTgV0)

37 82nd Airborne, as you've never seen them before !

https://tinyurl.com/7hmta58d

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:47 PM (GD0B3)

38 18 Joe Scarborough has announced that Mika can't find her birth certificate and will be unable to vote if the Save Act passes.

Remember, if even one person is adversely affected by something we want, everything needs to scrapped.

Even though those nice black women that help old people vote at the nursing homes would be more than willing to get her ID. Several of them....


Separately, Snowflake's mom Starry just came in for a bit. Beautiful short-haired dark grey cat. I pet her for a few minutes.

The dog is healing nicely.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 07:47 PM (Sco7b)

39 31 Also, veterans should file their DD214 with the county recorder or whatever. Another valuable document safely stored, just in case.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2026 07:48 PM (gm9Sb)

40 "Indiana Jones was effectively superfluous to the events of that movie. The greed of the Nazis would have been their undoing. No way would Hitler have been able to harness that power." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I'm late to the party, again. sigh. ha

The movie's concept of that ark having magical powers is ... interesting. New Testament says the real power is in Christ Jesus, and we of the body of Christ (Christians) have all power, we are more than conquerors.

imo, there are no superpowers hidden in some cave with The Ark. We as Christians already HAVE the Superpowers, and we are not dependent on some interesting but ancient relic. But it makes for a good movie I guess, despite the "propaganda" of "OT Supremacy" continuing through today.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 07:48 PM (vbXSk)

41 >>>When you lied on your resume about having previous sheepdog experience..

Sheepdog experience doesn't mean the same thing to everybody.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 24, 2026 07:48 PM (syz1S)

42 Where did her grunting easter pig DNA come from?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads


her father

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:49 PM (GD0B3)

43 The nice kitty video looks like AI.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 07:49 PM (cWLG3)

44 If you know what hospital you were born in, you can call their records department and have a certified copy mailed to you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 07:50 PM (1d+x4)

45 See, repealing the 19th isn't necessary! All the women who are too stupid to find their documents won't be able to vote anyway.
Posted by: FeatherBlade


To be fair, it goes both ways.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 07:50 PM (/lPRQ)

46 "15 Joe Scarborough has announced that Mika can't find her birth certificate and will be unable to vote if the Save Act passes."

Paraphrasing Hillary, this story requires a suspension of disbelief.

Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2026 07:50 PM (Q+gd/)

47 spot on, Angzarr!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 07:51 PM (MIIRH)

48 Unite the Kingdom May 16, 2026 London

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 07:51 PM (Ia/+0)

49 oe Scarborough has announced that Mika can't find her birth certificate and will be unable to vote if the Save Act passes."


==

she can just go to the county record building of whatever county she was born and get it there, dumbass

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:52 PM (GD0B3)

50 *records

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:52 PM (GD0B3)

51 If any series of words committed to page could be more of a euphemism for copulation than "white stoat climbs a narrow crevice" well, I don't know what that would be.
Posted by: banana Dream

Cafe has minor HTML issues; here's the stoat video:

https://is.gd/MwP4rJ

Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 07:52 PM (VHUov)

52 46 "15 Joe Scarborough has announced that Mika can't find her birth certificate and will be unable to vote if the Save Act passes."

Paraphrasing Hillary, this story requires a suspension of disbelief.
Posted by: davidt at March 24, 2026 07:50 PM (Q+gd/)
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She doesn't have a passport?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 07:52 PM (cWLG3)

53 Joe Scarborough has announced that Mika can't find her birth certificate and will be unable to vote if the Save Act passes.

If only there were a way to get a replacement copy.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 07:52 PM (ExV1e)

54 besides , she probably has a passport too so shut the fk up

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:52 PM (GD0B3)

55 Where did her grunting easter pig DNA come from?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 07:46 PM

This about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Arnold Ziffle at March 24, 2026 07:52 PM (0sNs1)

56 But it makes for a good movie I guess, despite the "propaganda" of "OT Supremacy" continuing through today.

I mean, it *is* on brand for a Jewish director to make an OT Supremacy movie.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2026 07:52 PM (tUj8P)

57 Evenin’, All. Happy Wednesday Eve.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 07:53 PM (77rzZ)

58 Illiniwek: Raiders was written and directed and [half] acted by Jews, so the Christian interpretations of the Ark did not figure.
Last Crusade of course will be Christian.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 07:54 PM (42xE+)

59 Mika can't find her birth certificate because she was incubated not born.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 07:54 PM (+nEug)

60 If you know what hospital you were born in, you can call their records department and have a certified copy mailed to you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 07:50 PM (1d+x4)

I was born in Newark. Unfortunately it's still there. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 07:56 PM (snZF9)

61 Sitting on the patio under the fan listening to the waterfall and the birds, enjoying the garden. The cafe is kinda like dessert. Thanks, ace!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 07:56 PM (3Ope8)

62 But, her bitch certificate, on the other hand...

Posted by: Joe Scarborough at March 24, 2026 07:57 PM (Q+gd/)

63 I hate monkeys.
Monkeys and clowns.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 24, 2026 07:58 PM (nz1sK)

64 Getting a replacement BC is very easy. Just ax B. Obama.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:58 PM (GD0B3)

65 "Illiniwek: Raiders was written and directed and [half] acted by Jews, so the Christian interpretations of the Ark did not figure. Last Crusade of course will be Christian."
Posted by: gKWVE

Sure, BUT, the vast majority of the audience was Christian, so I put "propaganda" in quotes. It was not advertised as a "Jewish Movie". It was just entertaining fiction, based on denying Christianity?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 07:58 PM (vbXSk)

66 Evenin’, All. Happy Wednesday Eve.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 07:53 PM

By this logic, Saturday, June 20th, will be Summer's Eve.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 07:59 PM (0sNs1)

67 Berserker, your Popiel pocket rpg comment is a classic.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 07:59 PM (+nEug)

68
Tecumseh,

I hate clowns too.

They've always been scary to me.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 24, 2026 07:59 PM (3ek7K)

69 imo, there are no superpowers hidden in some cave with The Ark. We as Christians already HAVE the Superpowers, and we are not dependent on some interesting but ancient relic. But it makes for a good movie I guess, despite the "propaganda" of "OT Supremacy" continuing through today.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 07:48 PM (vbXSk)
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The Ark of the Covenant was just a box with some things in it. A pretty box, but just a box.

It was important because God liked to come down and rest there among His people. The Ark was either lost or hidden (Ethiopia says they have it and no, you can't see it.)

Anyhow, it was ultimately replaced by the Theotokos, which the New Ark, also know as the Blessed Virgin Mary. This rendered the Ark of the Covenant even more superfluous.

So yes, the Nazis would have been able to use it as a footstool or object d'art, but that's about it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:00 PM (ZOv7s)

70 >>> Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 07:41 PM (WONhk)

My feeling is riding a horse is like walking, by committee. You submit a proposal as to where you'd like to go, and the horse submits a proposal. The horse then decides which proposal to take. Eating or being scared of something generally wins out. I'm terrible at it. My daughter is getting good and is on her way to going to State in barrel racing.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2026 08:00 PM (3uBP9)

71 When I was in high school I had a Polish girlfriend. I remember Dad saying "Hang on to her, those Polish girls can cook and they keep a clean house". And now we have Mika, Door Dash on speed dial and poor Juanita getting docked half her $2 an hour for dust bunnies found by Joe and Mika on a bender.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2026 08:01 PM (gm9Sb)

72 banana Dream, I wish her the best of luck.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:02 PM (+nEug)

73 Last Crusade was Arthurian crap.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:02 PM (77rzZ)

74
veterans should file their DD214 with the county recorder

I've never heard of doing this.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 08:02 PM (Cqx++)

75 It was just entertaining fiction, based on denying Christianity?

How does it deny Christianity? The Ark is an artifact which predates Christ.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:02 PM (ExV1e)

76 My feeling is riding a horse is like walking, by committee. You submit a proposal as to where you'd like to go, and the horse submits a proposal. The horse then decides which proposal to take. Eating or being scared of something generally wins out. I'm terrible at it. My daughter is getting good and is on her way to going to State in barrel racing.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2026 08:00 PM (3uBP9)
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It's like riding a bike with a mind of its own. Turn the handlebars and maybe it will, maybe it won't. I had ample opportunity to learn to ride, but I was allergic to all the barn dust and hay and even when the horse did what I wanted, I didn't think it was particularly cool.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:03 PM (ZOv7s)

77 The movie's concept of that ark having magical powers is ... interesting. New Testament says the real power is in Christ Jesus, and we of the body of Christ (Christians) have all power, we are more than conquerors.

Pretty sure the Ark killing people who touched it was based on that account of the one un-hallowed not-a-priest-guy who reached out to steady it when the priests tripped carrying it across a stream, and was struck down for his troubles.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2026 08:03 PM (a+4eV)

78 wSure, BUT, the vast majority of the audience was Christian, so I put "propaganda" in quotes. It was not advertised as a "Jewish Movie". It was just entertaining fiction, based on denying Christianity?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 07:58 PM (vbXSk)

Wut ? what the fuck are you pushing ? The Ark is a prominent feature of the Old Testament. The story was told as it was told. Your "interpretations" convey your own nasty little biases. If you want a movie about a Christian artifact, watch Indiana Jones III.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:03 PM (GD0B3)

79 >>> banana Dream, I wish her the best of luck.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:02 PM (+nEug)


Thank you

Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2026 08:04 PM (3uBP9)

80 "Anyhow, it was ultimately replaced by the Theotokos, which the New Ark, also know as the Blessed Virgin Mary. This rendered the Ark of the Covenant even more superfluous."

Wow, I'd never heard that theory. (and I don't believe it, but, OK)

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 08:04 PM (vbXSk)

81 I've never heard of doing this.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 08:02 PM (Cqx++)

Really? During my separation stuff they recommended it. That was back in 19-mumble-mumble.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:04 PM (ExV1e)

82 antisemitic brain rot is real, they see everything as "Jew, Jew, Jew".

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:05 PM (GD0B3)

83 Horses have kept me employed, fed , housed and in beer money for 52 years. I owe them everything.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:05 PM (+nEug)

84 Last Crusade was Arthurian crap.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:02 PM (77rzZ)
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The idea of having "false Grails" that kill you is really, really dumb. The whole way they dealt with it was dumb. It's just D&D magic item ("Cup of Infinite Healing") rather than a holy relic that does holy things.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:05 PM (ZOv7s)

85 So yes, the Nazis would have been able to use it as a footstool or object d'art, but that's about it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:00 PM (ZOv7s)

This is in the same class as the (more mythical) Grail, and what interests me is that Greco-Roman culture did not seem to have a fascination with magical Objects of Power. With the "grail", the supposed cup used at the last supper, no one at the time would have seen it as anything as a memento. It wasn't a part of their culture to do anything else.

It wasn't until after the fall and a new dark and superstitious age comes that European culture comes to be fascinated by Magic and magical things, possibly a remnant of the old barbarian cultures whose people were now dominant.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 08:07 PM (/QdgR)

86 Horses have kept me employed, fed , housed and in beer money for 52 years. I owe them everything.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:05 PM (+nEug)

And yet, in all that time, they never told you about Balvenie. Little bastards.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:07 PM (ExV1e)

87 Does anybody , Jews especially, go around saying Indiana Jones III was an "anti-Jewish" movie because its plot device was the Grail ? NO! But the groyper adjacents just shows up out of nowhere and now Indian Jones is "anti-Christian" because its plot device is The Ark of the Covenant?? Get the fuck out.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:07 PM (GD0B3)

88 73 Good flick, though.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:08 PM (77rzZ)

89 Wow, I'd never heard that theory. (and I don't believe it, but, OK)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 08:04 PM (vbXSk)
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It is the position of Catholic, Orthodox and Coptic churches and confirmed in the early councils. Also of Luther and Calvin. I have no idea what the Anglicans are thinking these days.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:08 PM (ZOv7s)

90 I need to get to bed
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 08:08 PM (Ia/+0)

91
Really? During my separation stuff they recommended it. That was back in 19-mumble-mumble.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Separated 1975. Don't remember anything about it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 08:08 PM (Cqx++)

92
Skip,

Sleep well.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 24, 2026 08:09 PM (3ek7K)

93 I used to have a different nic, I owe that delightful experience to you my dear friend. I will never forget that conversation.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:09 PM (+nEug)

94 83 Talk to them and see if you can give me some steam on the Arkansas Derby worth a $100 across.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2026 08:09 PM (gm9Sb)

95 Let us further celebrate the absence of Spheniscidae with some happy news, since this is the Café, The Horde's Happy Place (tm):

"Quantus Insights reported Tuesday that in a Texas Republican Senate primary runoff poll Paxton leads Cornyn 48.8 percent to 41.3 percent, with 9.9 percent undecided. The polling memo also noted that nearly 58 percent of Rep. Wesley Hunt’s supporters are now backing Paxton, suggesting consolidation among non-Cornyn voters following the March 3 primary.

The survey further indicates a relatively firm electorate: 88.1 percent of respondents say they are certain to vote, while 78.7 percent describe their choice as definite. Among respondents Paxton’s supporters appear slightly more locked in, with 88 percent saying their vote is definite compared to 86 percent of Cornyn supporters."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:09 PM (0sNs1)

96 84 Last Crusade was Arthurian crap.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:02 PM (77rzZ)
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The idea of having "false Grails" that kill you is really, really dumb. The whole way they dealt with it was dumb. It's just D&D magic item ("Cup of Infinite Healing") rather than a holy relic that does holy things.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:05 PM (ZOv7s)
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They are fun myths though, like the Spear of Destiny. Great fodder for fantasy/sci-fi.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:10 PM (cWLG3)

97 Separated 1975. Don't remember anything about it.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 08:08 PM (Cqx++)

Ah, I was 11. Maybe they started mentioning it later, or maybe I just got lucky. The county recorder wasn't at all surprised by the request, though, so I'm guessing a goodly number do it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:10 PM (ExV1e)

98 I have no idea what the Anglicans are thinking these days.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:08 PM

In fairness, they may not know, either.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1)

99 Hey, A. H. Lloyd. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:11 PM (77rzZ)

100 Y'all can not possibly be having this argument.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 08:11 PM (aTgV0)

101 Our son, M, rode horses in MI with a 4-H Therapeutic group.
He rode for about 16 or do years and he loved it. Two seasons, Fall and Spring, and then they would compete at the fair. We have a display of his rosettes and medals in his room.He's very proud of them.
He's not a big person, 5'4'" but has no fear of horses. He rode some pretty big ones in the therapy. He actually had a horse fall asleep while they were waiting their turn at whatever the exercise was.
Here in this corner of Indiana there is only one place that does therapeutic riding and it is very difficult to get a spot.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 24, 2026 08:12 PM (nz1sK)

102 I have no idea what the Anglicans are thinking these days.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:08 PM

Probably depends a lot on whether they're in the group headed by the Africans or the group headed by that woman in London.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:12 PM (ExV1e)

103 100 Y'all can not possibly be having this argument.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 08:11 PM (aTgV0)
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Which argument?
Answer: yes

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:12 PM (cWLG3)

104 They are fun myths though, like the Spear of Destiny. Great fodder for fantasy/sci-fi.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:10 PM (cWLG3)
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I mean, if you're doing a movie about an archeologist who finds cool stuff lost to history, it's fine. As a kid, I wasn't that into them, but as I got older and into Old Hollywood, I appreciated the retro-30s vibe.

Also that Indy dressed like Gary Cooper in "For Whom the Bell Tolls."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:12 PM (ZOv7s)

105 "The Ark is a prominent feature of the Old Testament. The story was told as it was told. Your "interpretations" convey your own nasty little biases. If you want a movie about a Christian artifact, watch Indiana Jones III."
Posted by: runner

Wow, I have no idea what real point you are trying to make. "My own nasty little biases"? lol.

I don't want a movie about a "Christian artifact". I'm looking at Biblical accuracy, not Hollywood taking advantage of people that are ignorant of scripture.

"The Ark is a prominent feature of the Old Testament. The story was told as it was told." OK, but Christians do not live in the O.T. A lot of WW2 was based in Christians versus the Nazi occult .. that is the "story as it was told", imo.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 08:13 PM (vbXSk)

106 Y'all can not possibly be having this argument.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 08:11 PM

Pfft. It's not like it's longbows vs. crossbows, Mary Ann vs. Ginger, 9mm vs. .45 ACP, or beans or carrots in chili.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)

107 Hey, A. H. Lloyd. Hope you are well.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:11 PM (77rzZ)
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Yes, thank you. God be with you!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:13 PM (ZOv7s)

108 One of my customers son has cerebral palsy and riding was the one thing that helped him be able to walk.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:14 PM (+nEug)

109 68
Tecumseh,

I hate clowns too.

They've always been scary to me.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 24, 2026 07:59 PM (3ek7K)

You both may want to avoid the 'Terrifier' franchise.

Good night. Dishes, stupid stuff, bedtime.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 08:15 PM (Sco7b)

110 Wow, I have no idea what real point you are trying to make. "My own nasty little biases"? lol.

I don't want a movie about a "Christian artifact". I'm looking at Biblical accuracy, not Hollywood taking advantage of people that are ignorant of scripture.

"The Ark is a prominent feature of the Old Testament. The story was told as it was told." OK, but Christians do not live in the O.T. A lot of WW2 was based in Christians versus the Nazi occult .. that is the "story as it was told", imo.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 08:13 PM (vbXSk)

Hebrews 9:4. Accurate enough? Now GTFO.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:16 PM (GD0B3)

111 It's kind of a shame that in the third movie they revealed "Indiana" was not his given name.

My great-great grandfather was named Kansas Nebraska McBride. Everyone called him "K.N." Pure awesomeness.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:16 PM (ZOv7s)

112 107 You too, A. H.!

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:16 PM (77rzZ)

113 106 Y'all can not possibly be having this argument.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 08:11 PM

Pfft. It's not like it's longbows vs. crossbows, Mary Ann vs. Ginger, 9mm vs. .45 ACP, or beans or carrots in chili.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)
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10mm has entered the chat.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:17 PM (cWLG3)

114

Just out of curiosity I went to my county recorder's website and sure enough

- The County Recorder's function is to maintain permanent public records involving a wide variety of instruments. These documents detail transactions involved in: real estate, personal property, mortgages, liens, leases, subdivision plats, military discharges, Public Official bonds, etc. Generally, all of these instruments are recorded either for giving legal public notice of their existence or for safekeeping and future reference.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 08:17 PM (Cqx++)

115 Looks like one of our semi-regulars is also posting at DU:

"And so it begins...
ICE agents storm into our airports to assist the TSA with security. They walk around like the cocks on the block. They hover over the agents as they try to do their jobs. They intimidate the traveling public. They slam women to the floor and handcuff them, in front of their children, all the while yelling profanities.

This is a test. If they can enter our airports and intimidate people, what's to keep them from entering our polling places. This is the beginning and how we react will determine what they do in the future. Republicans pray to their God that the American people do not wake up from this nightmare. Otherwise, there would be hell to pay.

Democrats have offered to fund TSA separately in order to keep the air traffic moving, but Republicans have voted it down several times, at the orders of their leader, Donald J Trump.

There is presently a full-scale attack on our voting system and the Republicans are putting their faith in Donald Trump to save their jobs and careers, by whatever means necessary.

This is where we are on March 24th, 2026."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:17 PM (0sNs1)

116 Pfft. It's not like it's longbows vs. crossbows, Mary Ann vs. Ginger, 9mm vs. .45 ACP, or beans or carrots in chili.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:13 PM (0sNs1)
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Per the sidebar, if Ace thinks he's going to get away with dissing any aspect of LotR, he's in for a rude surprise.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:18 PM (ZOv7s)

117 Doesn’t everyone hate clowns?

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:18 PM (77rzZ)

118 Doesn’t everyone hate clowns?


==


No. Why ?

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:19 PM (GD0B3)

119 115 Looks like one of our semi-regulars is also posting at DU:

"...
they slam women to the floor and handcuff them, in front of their children, all the while yelling profanities.
...
This is where we are on March 24th, 2026."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:17
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They aren't slamming kids to the floor and yelling at them too?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:19 PM (cWLG3)

120 "And so it begins...
ICE agents storm into our airports to assist the TSA with security. They walk around like the cocks on the block. They hover over the agents as they try to do their jobs. They intimidate the traveling public. They slam women to the floor and handcuff them, in front of their children, all the while yelling profanities.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at March 24, 2026 08:20 PM (ZOv7s)

121 Pfft. It's not like it's longbows vs. crossbows, Mary Ann vs. Ginger, 9mm vs. .45 ACP, or beans or carrots in chili.

Each of those has merit in the right time and place. Except the bean and carrot thing. That is just wrong, cuz then you’re just talking about stew.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 08:20 PM (3Ope8)

122 10mm has entered the chat.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:17 PM

Personally, I love 10mm. But it doesn't seem to have much traction here. Much like .41 Magnum. Sad!!!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:20 PM (0sNs1)

123 Berserker, your Popiel pocket rpg comment is a classic.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 07:59 PM (+nEug)

Its a tool we can all use. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 08:21 PM (snZF9)

124 122 10mm has entered the chat.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:17 PM

Personally, I love 10mm. But it doesn't seem to have much traction here. Much like .41 Magnum. Sad!!!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:20 PM (0sNs1)
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No shortage of it where I am!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:21 PM (cWLG3)

125 115.

A local democrat Facebook group is complaining that ICE just stands around, doing nothing at the airports and is getting paid.

They can't decide which narrative sounds worse.

Posted by: jen the original at March 24, 2026 08:21 PM (i4hcN)

126 Personally, I love 10mm. But it doesn't seem to have much traction here. Much like .41 Magnum. Sad!!!
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:20 PM (0sNs1)
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The thing with 10mm is that the platforms that use it aren't particularly interesting or unique, and it's just a little spicier than .40 and costs more.

Now .41 Magnum, by contrast not only is super-expensive and hard to find, but so are the platforms that support it, which is why it is the weapon of choice for trust-funders, investment bankers and oil tycoons.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:23 PM (ZOv7s)

127 10mm has entered the chat.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:17 PM

——————-

And was promptly misplaced.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2026 08:23 PM (u73oe)

128 125 115.

A local democrat Facebook group is complaining that ICE just stands around, doing nothing at the airports and is getting paid.

They can't decide which narrative sounds worse.
Posted by: jen the original at March 24, 2026 08:21 PM (i4hcN)
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Standing around doing nothing while occasionally slamming women to the floor.. What is happening!!!

Posted by: The Teenaged Girl from Poltergeist at March 24, 2026 08:24 PM (cWLG3)

129 Therapeutic riding has so many wonderful benefits. The whole program was wonderful. Watching these disabled and challenged kids climb (or be lifted) up on those beautiful animals was so moving. All the volunteer time, effort, hauling the horses, getting the training -- it was a LOT of work, but it was done with love.

M misses it. He did some therapeutic work at a local ranch that provides therapy to kids with PTSD, autism, mental and emotional issues. The move during covid just about undid our kid, but grooming and interacting with the horses, feeding the other animals, mucking out stalls helped him so much. No riding there, though.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 24, 2026 08:24 PM (nz1sK)

130 122 Having a short law enforcement career in the 70s, I enjoy watching Adam 12 reruns. A recent episode had an evil (of course) bounty hunter and Reed and Malloy found him armed with a .41 Mag and evil hollow points!

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 24, 2026 08:25 PM (gm9Sb)

131 And so it begins...
ICE agents storm into our airports to assist the TSA with security. They walk around like the cocks on the block. They hover over the agents as they try to do their jobs. They intimidate the traveling public. They slam women to the floor and handcuff them, in front of their children, all the while yelling profanities.


Wouldnt that be awesome?!?!

I’ve started a campaign to not say “ICE,”. I will take the time and the typing to say, Immigration and Customs Enforcement. And my son#2 is directly supporting them right now. And he’s totally jazzed and so is everyone he works with.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 08:25 PM (A5RD0)

132 125 115.

A local democrat Facebook group is complaining that ICE just stands around, doing nothing at the airports and is getting paid.

They can't decide which narrative sounds worse.

Posted by: jen the original at March 24, 2026 08:21 PM (i4hcN)

MS Now just ran with this little tidbit.

"Propublica: The parents of 11,000 children born in the US have been detained by ICE."

I wonder why.....

Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 08:25 PM (Sco7b)

133 117 Doesn’t everyone hate clowns?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:18 PM (77rzZ)

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Until the mimes show up. Then you need clowns as an ally.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 08:26 PM (JkO4W)

134 Hey, Tecumseh Tea. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:27 PM (77rzZ)

135 This is where we are on March 24th, 2026."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:17 PM (0sNs1)

Wow. That was really overwrought, wasn't it?

Hysterical.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 24, 2026 08:27 PM (zYpTz)

136 Last summer Israeli surplus Jerichos (polymer slide) were going for stupid cheap prices. Like $200 range. I had to get one.

And then I saw the conversion kit to .41 AE. MUST HAVE!1!

Now, about that .41 AE ammo...

(Just kidding, the kit came with a box of these pure unobtanium rounds. Which I have yet to shoot. Maybe this summer.)

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:27 PM (ZOv7s)

137 Next up, the theology of "Life of Brian."

For extra credit: "Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his wings" True or False? Show your work and don't forget your footnotes.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 08:27 PM (wLsnt)

138 They are fun myths though, like the Spear of Destiny. Great fodder for fantasy/sci-fi.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:10 PM (cWLG3)

This. Its pulp adventure stuff.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:27 PM (zZu0s)

139 Standing around doing nothing while occasionally slamming women to the floor.. What is happening!!!
Posted by: The Teenaged Girl from Poltergeist at March 24, 2026 08:24 PM (cWLG3)
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Teddy Kennedy and waitresses?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:28 PM (ZOv7s)

140 They slam women to the floor and handcuff them, in front of their children, all the while yelling profanities.
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning

Sweet.
That should cut down on the crowds.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 08:29 PM (/lPRQ)

141 "Hebrews 9:4. Accurate enough? Now GTFO."
Posted by: runner

Well just because you quote some scripture does not make me GTFO. This is from your chapter. There is a "new order".

"But Christ being come an high priest of good things to come, by a greater and more perfect tabernacle, not made with hands, that is to say, not of this building; 12Neither by the blood of goats and calves, but by his own blood he entered in once into the holy place, having obtained eternal redemption for us. 13For if the blood of bulls and of goats, and the ashes of an heifer sprinkling the unclean, sanctifieth to the purifying of the flesh: 14How much more shall the blood of Christ, who through the eternal Spirit offered himself without spot to God, purge your conscience from dead works to serve the living God?"

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 08:29 PM (vbXSk)

142 clowns are creepy

With one exception: Bozo, but only the Bozo on Channel 9, WGN, out of Chicago ca 1960's

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 24, 2026 08:29 PM (nz1sK)

143 You know, the Oh God movies with George Burns really hit me wrong...
-some thin skinned retard on the Internet

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

144 138 They are fun myths though, like the Spear of Destiny. Great fodder for fantasy/sci-fi.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:10 PM (cWLG3)

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SPEAR of Destiny. Oops.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 08:30 PM (JkO4W)

145 It's pretty wild how terrified of ICE Democrats are. Illegals are extremely important to the left. Without them they lose power and it's obvious.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 08:31 PM (viF8m)

146 clowns are creepy

With one exception: Bozo, but only the Bozo on Channel 9, WGN, out of Chicago ca 1960's

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 24, 2026 08:29 PM (nz1sK)
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My wife had a friend who was actually into clowns. It was one of her turn-ons, and she would post about going around with them doing gigs and stuff on social media, and I'm sure no one will be shocked that they're on the perv spectrum.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:32 PM (ZOv7s)

147 Evening, Ace, and Cafe layabouts. Just got back from a nice tour in the AZ desert.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 08:32 PM (8zz6B)

148 I saw a story of how Israelis found some old ammo. And by that I mean bombs from 50-60 years ago that were meant to be used on the Egyptian military bases. But then they signed the peace agreement and the bombs were not used and forgotten. Thousands of them, just sitting in an old bunker. Now they are using them on the Iranian military bases !

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:32 PM (GD0B3)

149 SPEAR of Destiny. Oops.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 08:30 PM (JkO4W)

Also the Lance of Longinus.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)

150 Also the Lance of Longinus.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)

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Stop when we get to the Penis of Paolo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 08:33 PM (JkO4W)

151 Hey Bulg, how are you?

I am ok.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 24, 2026 08:34 PM (nz1sK)

152 Indiana was the dog’s name.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 08:34 PM (6ydKt)

153 You know, the Oh God movies with George Burns really hit me wrong...
-some thin skinned retard on the Internet
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)
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I remember those! My grandparents liked them.

That reminds me, I need to kick-start our annual Easter Film Festival. Time to bust out the Heston double feature.

I like both, and "The Ten Commandments" has its moments, but "Ben Hur" is just next level. Of course, that was when Hollywood was still a den of sin but loved making money more.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:34 PM (ZOv7s)

154 The thing with 10mm is that the platforms that use it aren't particularly interesting or unique, and it's just a little spicier than .40 and costs more.

An alternative way to consider 10mm / .40 S&W is to recall that the 'S&W' in this instance stands for 'Short & Weak'. Yes, the 10mm generally available is downloaded, unfortunately, but handloading, and certain cartridges (such as available from Buffalo Bore) remedy that. Properly loaded, 10mm can approach the lower edge of .41 Magnum performance.

Now .41 Magnum, by contrast not only is super-expensive and hard to find, but so are the platforms that support it, which is why it is the weapon of choice for trust-funders, investment bankers and oil tycoons.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:23 PM

Quality .41 Mag ammo can be expensive. The remedy is handloading. I, personally, don't have an issue finding numerous platforms to support it, but, in fairness, most of said platforms are 30 to 50 or a little more years old, and prices were much more reasonable, if you had the foresight to acquire them, particularly during the shift from revolvers to semis, which devalued revolvers unreasonably.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:35 PM (0sNs1)

155 Stop when we get to the Penis of Paolo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 08:33 PM (JkO4W)

You know I the HordeTV show, Paolo would just talk to the ladies and rub their shoulders. It'd be Deuce Bigelow, but Latin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:35 PM (zZu0s)

156 Joe Scarborough has announced that Mika can't find her birth certificate and will be unable to vote if the Save Act passes.

His terms are acceptable.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2026 07:36 PM (tUj8P)

Can they not cut her in half, and count the rings, to determine her age?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 08:35 PM (8zz6B)

157 It's pretty wild how terrified of ICE Democrats are. Illegals are extremely important to the left. Without them they lose power and it's obvious.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 08:31 PM (viF8m)
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Slotkin robotically asking for promises that ICE agents not ever go near polling places tells me we need ICE agents at all polling places.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:36 PM (ZOv7s)

158 >146 I'm sure no one will be shocked that they're on the perv spectrum.


SEE?????
I told ya clowns are creepy!

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 24, 2026 08:36 PM (nz1sK)

159 But then they signed the peace agreement and the bombs were not used and forgotten. Thousands of them, just sitting in an old bunker. Now they are using them on the Iranian military bases !
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:32 PM (GD0B3)

Cool story, bro. Did they maybe find the Lost Ark sitting in a crate amid the bombs?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 08:36 PM (wLsnt)

160 Can they not cut her in half, and count the rings, to determine her age?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 08:35 PM (8zz6B)
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No! Are you nuts?! You can just pull a core sample.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:36 PM (ZOv7s)

161 This is in the same class as the (more mythical) Grail, and what interests me is that Greco-Roman culture did not seem to have a fascination with magical Objects of Power. With the "grail", the supposed cup used at the last supper, no one at the time would have seen it as anything as a memento. It wasn't a part of their culture to do anything else.

It wasn't until after the fall and a new dark and superstitious age comes that European culture comes to be fascinated by Magic and magical things, possibly a remnant of the old barbarian cultures whose people were now dominant.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 08:07 PM (/QdgR)

Perseus stuck the Medusa's head on a shield under a cover so he could reveal it to turn everyone to stone.

sounds like an item of power to me.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 08:37 PM (8avO+)

162 Cool story, bro. Did they maybe find the Lost Ark sitting in a crate amid the bombs?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 08:36 PM (wLsnt)
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No, because it's in Ethiopia. Do try to keep up.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:37 PM (ZOv7s)

163 Spear of Asparagus

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 08:37 PM (Cqx++)

164 "Democrat Emily Gregory will win a special state House election in a Palm Beach district that includes President Donald Trump's Florida home of Mar-a-Lago..."

First Miami, not this. Not good.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:37 PM (GD0B3)

165 He got a little head.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:38 PM (zZu0s)

166 Cool story, bro. Did they maybe find the Lost Ark sitting in a crate amid the bombs?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 08:36 PM (wLsnt)


The Ark is in the US. We all know that.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 08:39 PM (GD0B3)

167 Well you know what they say…

You haven’t lived until you been in a clown orgy.

It’s a little cramped with thirty people in the car but once everybody takes their shoes off there’s a little more room to maneuver.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 08:39 PM (6ydKt)

168 Now, about that .41 AE ammo...

(Just kidding, the kit came with a box of these pure unobtanium rounds. Which I have yet to shoot. Maybe this summer.)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:27 PM

Crap, I forgot I was going to scrounge and see if I've got some .41AE brass for you. * scribbles note *

That's going to be a handloading exercise. I can't remember the last time I saw any loaded rounds for sale. I'm not even sure if Starline produces a run of brass every few years.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 08:40 PM (0sNs1)

169 It’s a little cramped with thirty people in the car but once everybody takes their shoes off there’s a little more room to maneuver.

*honks bicycle horn*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 08:40 PM (JkO4W)

170 Perseus stuck the Medusa's head on a shield under a cover so he could reveal it to turn everyone to stone.

sounds like an item of power to me.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 08:37 PM (8avO+)
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Wow, I missed that. Yeah, no. Greco-Roman culture was OBSESSED with magic. These were people who had to kill a pigeon before they could take a dump.

Sacred chickens, goats, every god had their own type of sacrifice, whole colleges of augurs, no they were VERY into magic.

It's right there in the histories. "In the spring of that year, the Spartans advanced into the territory of Argos, but the livers of the sacrifices were unhealthy, and so they turned back."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:41 PM (ZOv7s)

171 Next up, the theology of "Life of Brian."

Well, I got that "Blessed is just about everyone with a vested interest in the status quo" although that was gleaned from a bystander.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:41 PM (ExV1e)

172 The ears are always the giveaway. Watch the ears, and you'll know when some shit is going down.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 08:41 PM (Wnd0C)

173 she can just go to the county record building of whatever county she was born and get it there, dumbass
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:52 PM (GD0B3)

What if she was born in the back seat of a Greyhound bus, rollin' down Highway 41?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 08:41 PM (8zz6B)

174 "Propublica: The parents of 11,000 children born in the US have been detained by ICE."
That could be, maybe, four people...'cause those illegals fuck (or rape) like rabits.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 24, 2026 08:41 PM (XMwZJ)

175 Also the Lance of Longinus.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)

(Chuckles modestly)

"Well, I ain't never had no complaints."

Posted by: Longinus at March 24, 2026 08:42 PM (wLsnt)

176 Consulting the sacred chickens before battle as an auspices was a thing in Rome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)

177 Begun, the Mime-Clown war has.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 08:42 PM (aTgV0)

178 Consulting the sacred chickens before battle as an auspices was a thing in Rome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)

179 Can they not cut her in half, and count the rings, to determine her age?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 08:35 PM (8zz6B)

Age is the issue, it's birthplace. I've heard that if you remove the brain and weigh it you can determine that.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:42 PM (ExV1e)

180 Huh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:42 PM (zZu0s)

181 >>Slotkin robotically asking for promises that ICE agents not ever go near polling places tells me we need ICE agents at all polling places.

All of them are shrieking about. Why would anyone American care if ICE was at a polling place? There are always cops around polling places.

It doesn't take a rocket surgeon to see that Democrats need to cheat to keep power. They are practically screaming it.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 08:43 PM (viF8m)

182
That's going to be a handloading exercise. I can't remember the last time I saw any loaded rounds for sale. I'm not even sure if Starline produces a run of brass every few years.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

In stock now.
Only 24 cents each when you get 1000, maybe free-ship too.
They also have .41 special in stock.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 08:44 PM (/lPRQ)

183
That's going to be a handloading exercise. I can't remember the last time I saw any loaded rounds for sale. I'm not even sure if Starline produces a run of brass every few years.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

In stock now.
Only 24 cents each when you get 1000, maybe free-ship too.
They also have .41 special in stock.

my bad - was thinking 41 mag...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 08:44 PM (/lPRQ)

184 In stock now.
Only 24 cents each when you get 1000, maybe free-ship too.
They also have .41 special in stock.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 08:44 PM (/lPRQ)
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Who?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:45 PM (ZOv7s)

185 Age is the issue, it's birthplace. I've heard that if you remove the brain and weigh it you can determine that.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:42 PM (ExV1e)

Pretend there's a 'not' in that statement in the appropriate location.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:45 PM (ExV1e)

186 The ears are always the giveaway. Watch the ears, and you'll know when some shit is going down.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 08:41 PM (Wnd0C)

We talkin' about horses or wimmen, pilgrim?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 08:45 PM (wLsnt)

187 The birthplace of age? Eden?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:46 PM (zZu0s)

188 151 I am OK, Tecunseh. Continuing reconnection with my family. Had a conversation with my niece today whom I hadn’t talked to in 12+ years. We were not estranged, just not in contact. We had a great convo.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 08:46 PM (77rzZ)

189 hey also have .41 special in stock.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 08:44 PM (/lPRQ)
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Who?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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Starline, but that was 41 mag, not DE.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 08:48 PM (/lPRQ)

190 >>>We talkin' about horses or wimmen, pilgrim?

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

>Dogs, cats, horses, donkeys and wimmen. When AOC smiles her ears wiggle.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 08:49 PM (Wnd0C)

191 From the sidebar

NORFOLK, VIRGINIA, UNITED STATES
03.22.2026
The Secretary of the Army Dan Driscoll and Sergeant Major of the Army Michael R. Weimer awarded eight meritorious service medals and two Purple Hearts to cadets from Old Dominion University Army ROTC during a private ceremony on March 22, 2026. The cadets from ODU were recognized for their bravery and sacrifice during the March 12 shooting incident in their ROTC classroom.
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So proud of these cadets and grateful to them.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 08:49 PM (RIvkX)

192 The birthplace of age? Eden?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:46 PM (zZu0s)

I had a big glass of kool-aid earlier. I cannot be held responsible for nonsensical postings.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:50 PM (ExV1e)

193
San Franpsycho,

That is wonderful!!

Posted by: four seasons at March 24, 2026 08:51 PM (3ek7K)

194 They aren't slamming kids to the floor and yelling at them too?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 08:19 PM (cWLG3)

No, they launch them into the air with trebuchets, and catch them with pitchforks. Works for kids; kind of hard with full-grown Spherical Guatemalans.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 08:52 PM (8zz6B)

195 I had a big glass of kool-aid earlier. I cannot be held responsible for nonsensical postings.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 08:50 PM (ExV1e)

Well, at least it was not Flavor-aid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:53 PM (zZu0s)

196 Starline, but that was 41 mag, not DE.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 08:48 PM (/lPRQ)
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There's one place making .41 AE and they want $3 per round. Nah.

I have to think that at some point Steinel will come out with it. I love their downloaded .45 ACP for shaved Webleys.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:54 PM (ZOv7s)

197 188
Bulg, I love to hear about healing in relationships. Life is too short to argue about stupid things, or be mad about who got what after mom/dad died.
Some people do not want to live in peace, and those people we have to learn to accept but with care, or let them go.
I hope this reconnecting continues for you.

Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 24, 2026 08:55 PM (nz1sK)

198 I think I shall call it a night. God be with you!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:57 PM (ZOv7s)

199 Also the Lance of Longinus.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 08:32 PM (zZu0s)

He also wielded a wicked Symphonette.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 08:57 PM (8zz6B)

200 "Had a conversation with my niece today whom I hadn’t talked to in 12+ years. We were not estranged, just not in contact. We had a great convo."

All three of my nephews are leftist, from what I can tell. The oldest has four daughters, his wife is of two sets of parents, two of them university profs. She proudly declared her "family is a Biden family". Sad because they homeschooled their four "Christian" daughters, and I'm not sure that nephew family doctor is fully on board with her "ideology". They do some Africa outreach.

My older sister was also leftist (gone now, life on SSI), but gave our family the three nephews that are successful, but also leftist. The other sister is full blown Karen, retired teacher. Hard to communicate with them without getting into the political (reality) sections of real life.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 08:59 PM (vbXSk)

201 These were people who had to kill a pigeon before they could take a dump.

We just make a plan.

Posted by: The Rooskies at March 24, 2026 09:01 PM (0sNs1)

202 186 The ears are always the giveaway. Watch the ears, and you'll know when some shit is going down.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 08:41 PM (Wnd0C)

We talkin' about horses or wimmen, pilgrim?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 08:45 PM (wLsnt)

Cats.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 09:01 PM (D4x+R)

203 Ben Had...I love horses. I never had lessons from someone like you. Would have helped a lot. My father believed in learning as you go. I can saddle a horse,etc. Ride gracefully, no.

Unfortunately, it was like my first ski trips in college. Boys would take me to the top of a mountain, after showing me how to snow plow, and that is not the choice for your first slope, and difficult blue run. I told them on every trip, "I am from Mississippi, I don't know how to ski." They'd all say, "Oh, you can do it!" Nice to have that confidence in me!

I was a po' college girl who could not afford to downhill ski,the passes, equipment or lessons, so we mostly did cross country skiing over the years.

An adult with kids before I had a professional lesson and "just like that" it made sense vs a bf or guy anxious for his next run. "Did the girl make it" was probably the question halfway down at the beer place on the mountain.

I did have a lot of fun, whether skiing or falling down part of the mountain. Youth is a factor of survival.

My grandchildren are on skis from the age of 2yrs with a tether to their father (our son). Ski without poles til about 7yrs.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 09:03 PM (WONhk)

204 197 Thank you, TT. It is indeed a blessing to reconnect with family.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 09:04 PM (77rzZ)

205 Lunar Gateway is DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!!!!!

Posted by: pawn at March 24, 2026 09:04 PM (qmOsv)

206 I have to think that at some point Steinel will come out with it. I love their downloaded .45 ACP for shaved Webleys.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:54 PM (ZOv7s)

"Shaved Webley" sounds quite indecent, and shameful.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 09:05 PM (8zz6B)

207 Let me try this again in the current thread:

Been One Of Those Days 'round Rancho Webworks. I managed to glean All The News That Fits from the posts, but didn't have a chance to catch up on many of the comments. Catch me up on any interesting developments, Horde-worthy or newsworthy?

Posted by: mindful webworker taps the Moronificial Intelligencia at March 24, 2026 09:05 PM (jrd4M)

208 I've heard that if you grab your woman's ears, pull on them, and then stay on for 8 seconds, you can be awarded a fancy belt buckle.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 09:06 PM (0sNs1)

209 Wow, I missed that. Yeah, no. Greco-Roman culture was OBSESSED with magic. These were people who had to kill a pigeon before they could take a dump.

Sacred chickens, goats, every god had their own type of sacrifice, whole colleges of augurs, no they were VERY into magic.

It's right there in the histories. "In the spring of that year, the Spartans advanced into the territory of Argos, but the livers of the sacrifices were unhealthy, and so they turned back."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 08:41 PM (ZOv7s)

A General in named Claudius once took auspices in his fleet outside a harbor before the Carthaginian fleet. The chickens would not eat so he threw the cages and chickens overboard crying "If they won't eat LET THEM DRINK". Obviously the Romans lost and blamed it on his Impiety.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 09:06 PM (8avO+)

210 Both of my dogs position themselves to get butt scratches, just in front of the tail. And who doesn't like belly rub!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 24, 2026 09:07 PM (W/5JY)

211 186 The ears are always the giveaway. Watch the ears, and you'll know when some shit is going down.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 08:41 PM (Wnd0C)

We talkin' about horses or wimmen, pilgrim?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 08:45 PM (wLsnt)

Cats.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 24, 2026 09:01 PM (D4x+R)

Both back, all the way means it's gonna go off.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 09:08 PM (8avO+)

212 "Shaved Webley" sounds quite indecent, and shameful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 09:05 PM (8zz6B)

That, or some kind of English dish that should only be eaten on a dare.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 24, 2026 09:10 PM (0aYVJ)

213 I've heard that if you grab your woman's ears, pull on them, and then stay on for 8 seconds, you can be awarded a fancy belt buckle.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 09:06 PM (0sNs1)

You forgot the part about whispering, "Your sister likes it this way too."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 24, 2026 09:11 PM (wLsnt)

214 Catch me up on any interesting developments, Horde-worthy or newsworthy?
Posted by: mindful webworker taps the Moronificial Intelligencia at March 24, 2026 09:05 PM

Ace assembled a rocking chair for his porch inside, and now has to disassemble it and reassemble outside, since it won't fit through his door. The rocking chair is so he can sit and whittle on his porch, and also "tie lures". CBD found a picture of him whittling with a pukko in the chair on his porch. The timing of that seems a bit sus.

Also discussed were his plans for his first ever outdoor shelving project.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 09:12 PM (0sNs1)

215 "Shaved Webley" sounds quite indecent, and shameful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 24, 2026 09:05 PM (8zz6B)

That, or some kind of English dish that should only be eaten on a dare.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 24, 2026 09:10 PM (0aYVJ)

Oy, would you prefer a Shaved Webley or Spotted Dick? -- British Pub Owner

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:13 PM (ExV1e)

216 Goodnight, All. Sleep well.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 09:14 PM (77rzZ)

217 Scratching a penguin's butt is mephitic mistake only made once.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 24, 2026 09:14 PM (eVNgV)

218 Ace assembled a rocking chair for his porch inside, and now has to disassemble it and reassemble outside, since it won't fit through his door.

Ace said that he was going to move it outside via the window, if it fit. If there's one thing that a lifetime spent watching westerns has taught me, it's that a chair can always go through a window.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:15 PM (ExV1e)

219 "Propublica: The parents of 11,000 children born in the US have been detained by ICE."

I know Hispanics get very busy, but 11,000 from one couple?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 24, 2026 09:15 PM (tUj8P)

220 "Shaved Webley" sounds quite indecent, and shameful.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

That, or some kind of English dish that should only be eaten on a dare.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Might be a Cricket play, too.

Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 09:16 PM (VHUov)

221 205 Lunar Gateway is DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!!!!!
Posted by: pawn at March 24, 2026 09:04 PM (qmOsv)

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Niedermeyer?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 24, 2026 09:17 PM (nWPIJ)

222 Louisville agreed to pay Christian photographer Chelsey Nelson $800,000 in attorney's fees after she prevailed over its public accommodations law that required her to photograph same-sex weddings if she did traditional weddings and censored her from stating "her unwillingness to do so or otherwise make same-sex couples feel 'unwelcome.'"

The settlement over attorney's fees was reached Tuesday, more than three years after a federal court ruled the First Amendment supersedes the statute and banned the Kentucky city from "either compelling or suppressing Nelson’s photography and writing." Six months ago the court granted summary judgment to Nelson.

Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2026 09:19 PM (O7XEN)

223 "Propublica: The illegal-alien parents of 11,000 children anchor babies born in the US have been detained by ICE."
Posted by: Stateless

FIFThem.

Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 09:20 PM (VHUov)

224 Posted by: banana Dream at March 24, 2026 08:00 PM (3uBP9)

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Any relation to Tangerine Dream?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 24, 2026 09:20 PM (HrRkK)

225 Ace said that he was going to move it outside via the window, if it fit. If there's one thing that a lifetime spent watching westerns has taught me, it's that a chair can always go through a window.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:15 PM

What's the over/under on it fitting?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 09:22 PM (0sNs1)

226 Ace said that he was going to move it outside via the window, if it fit.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

What's the over/under on it fitting?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I'll take "gets stuck halfway."

Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 09:23 PM (VHUov)

227 RELEASE THE KRAKEN!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 09:24 PM (A5RD0)

228 Ace said that he was going to move it outside via the window, if it fit. If there's one thing that a lifetime spent watching westerns has taught me, it's that a chair can always go through a window.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic


What's the over/under on it fitting?
Posted by: Duncanthrax


What's wild? He expects it to fit thru a window when it won't fit through a patio door.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:24 PM (MoLlY)

229 83 Horses have kept me employed, fed , housed and in beer money for 52 years. I owe them everything.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 08:05 PM (+nEug)

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I know -- this is a really dumb question. Do horses have personalities, say, like dogs?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 24, 2026 09:25 PM (HrRkK)

230 WEWEASE THE KWAKEN!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 24, 2026 09:25 PM (0aYVJ)

231 When we moved into our house we had to take out the front windows and haul the gigantic sofa up through there.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 09:25 PM (RIvkX)

232 What's wild? He expects it to fit thru a window when it won't fit through a patio door.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:24 PM (MoLlY)

Maybe Ewok doors are really small.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:26 PM (ExV1e)

233 I know -- this is a really dumb question. Do horses have personalities, say, like dogs?
Posted by: JM in Illinois


No a dumb question. But yes, they do. Like dogs and people. Some are gentle souls. Some are asshoe. Some are like motion lights. Just like people, they only work when you walk by.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:28 PM (MoLlY)

234 Remember, deaf people lose freedom of speech when handcuffed.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:30 PM (MoLlY)

235 Man caught spiking his dates drinks with viagra because he didn't want them getting boners.

"You can't tell anymore"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 09:30 PM (MoLlY)

236 >>>I know -- this is a really dumb question. Do horses have personalities, say, like dogs?

Posted by: JM in Illinois

>Yes they do. But they're 1200 lbs dogs with no empathy and lack the pack mentality of dogs. They will fuck you up if they're in a 'bad' mood.

A bomb-proof horse is not as common as a lapdog.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 09:33 PM (Wnd0C)

237 Good evening! Taco (salad) Tuesday! Anything new and exciting?

Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 09:33 PM (OoFl2)

238
I know -- this is a really dumb question. Do horses have personalities, say, like dogs?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March

Oh boy do they!

Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 09:35 PM (OoFl2)

239 You forgot the part about whispering, "Your sister likes it this way too."

Throw in a "calm yourself".

Really helps

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 09:35 PM (XuXeR)

240 Good evening! Taco (salad) Tuesday! Anything new and exciting?'


===

Kale is revolting !

Posted by: Breaking News! at March 24, 2026 09:35 PM (GD0B3)

241 Good evening! Taco (salad) Tuesday! Anything new and exciting?'


===

Kale is revolting !
Posted by: Breaking News! at March 24, 2026 09:35 PM (GD0B3)
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Heh. A dude I know from church was making that same claim earlier tonight...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 09:39 PM (ESVrU)

242 Shoot outs are stupid.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 09:39 PM (A5RD0)

243
Kale is revolting !
Posted by: Breaking News! at March 24, 2026 09:35 PM (GD0B3)
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Heh. A dude I know from church was making that same claim earlier tonight...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026

It just depends on the kale and what you are doing with it. It can be delicious!

Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 09:40 PM (OoFl2)

244 We be here twoday that's Irseal bombed a gay childrins hospital twoday !! The UN should dew something abouts this now !!

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 24, 2026 09:42 PM (b4Qnw)

245 It just depends on the kale and what you are doing with it. It can be delicious!
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 09:40 PM (OoFl2)

Imagine a nice, thick, juicy steak with a garnish of kale.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 09:43 PM (ExV1e)

246 Kale is revolting !
Posted by: Breaking News! at March 24, 2026 09:35 PM (GD0B3)
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Heh. A dude I know from church was making that same claim earlier tonight...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026

It just depends on the kale and what you are doing with it. It can be delicious!

Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 09:40 PM (OoFl2)

Yeah, like wrapped with bacon, mixed with weed, and stuffed in a pipe...maybe. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 09:43 PM (snZF9)

247 234 I know -- this is a really dumb question. Do horses have personalities, say, like dogs?
Posted by: JM in Illinois
--

Neigh

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 09:43 PM (jmsL3)

248 We be here twoday that's Irseal bombed a gay childrins hospital twoday !! The UN should dew something abouts this now !!

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 24, 2026 09:42 PM (b4Qnw)

I doubt they bombed brattleboro.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 09:44 PM (snZF9)

249 If you like seaweed you'll love kale.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 09:45 PM (jmsL3)

250 Mika Brzezinski was born in New York City on May 2, 1967, the daughter of Polish-born foreign policy expert and former National Security Advisor Zbigniew Brzeziński and Swiss-born sculptor Emilie Anna Benešová.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 07:41 PM (Cqx++)

Where did her grunting easter pig DNA come from?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 07:46 PM (snZF9)

***

Zbigniew was Carter's NSA. Tells ya all you need to know.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 09:45 PM (2WIwB)

251 Standing around doing nothing while occasionally slamming women to the floor.. What is happening!!!


What the hell???
We were promised shooting civilians by now.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 09:46 PM (2WIwB)

252
>Yes they do. But they're 1200 lbs dogs with no empathy and lack the pack mentality of dogs. They will fuck you up if they're in a 'bad' mood.

A bomb-proof horse is not as common as a lapdog.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 09:33 PM (Wnd0C)

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Thanks. IIRC, in "Lonesome Dove", Captain Call (Tommy Lee Jones), named his horse Hell Bitch. By the way, Tommy Lee is said to be quite the horseman

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 24, 2026 09:47 PM (L/JnU)

253 205 Lunar Gateway is DEAD, DEAD, DEAD!!!!!

Posted by: pawn at March 24, 2026 09:04 PM (qmOsv)


I was a member of the Johnson Space Center team that started the Gateway effort. 2012 or 2013, I've forgotten. It was my primary task until about 2016. The design didn't change very much. Its modular design was made necessary and constrained by how much mass SLS could send to a high lunar orbit. I never expected it to be built. It was interesting work, though, learning about high lunar orbits and working through the design problems. We developed a design that was absolutely feasible, but it had no useful purpose for what it would cost.

Posted by: Gref at March 24, 2026 09:49 PM (5rh/l)

254 "Nikita Bier
@nikitabier
1h
Starting Thursday, we'll be updating our revenue sharing incentives to better reward the content we want on X:

We will be giving more weight to impressions from your home region—to encourage content that resonates with people in your country, in neighboring countries and people who speak your language.

While we appreciate everyone's opinion on American politics, we hope this will disincentivize gaming the attention of US or Japanese accounts and instead, drive diverse conversations on the platform.

We invite creators to start building an audience locally. X will be a much richer community when there's relevant posts for people in all parts of the world"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Posted by: Breaking News! at March 24, 2026 10:00 PM (GD0B3)

255 It just depends on the kale and what you are doing with it. It can be delicious!
Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 09:40 PM

That's exactly what a Piper would say,

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 10:02 PM (0sNs1)

256 >>>Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 09:49 PM (snZF9)

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I'm never going on the roads again!

Posted by: JM in Illinois

>Scary shit, not that I'm afraid of death. This happens every day all over the country. It's like people don't understand physics and mortality.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 24, 2026 10:08 PM (Wnd0C)

257 Tuesday; two days and it will be Friday coming.
Think I'll start the weeken early. A little potatoe juice with my orange.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 24, 2026 10:14 PM (jmsL3)

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New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up

Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
Greatest Hitjobs

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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