Democrats Can't Decide Yet Whether Vicious Murderer of Sheridan Gorman Should be Deported or Welcomed to Stay in Our Country Forever

Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok
New info in the case against Jose Medina-Medina reveals that he was reportedly hiding in the park and shot Sheridan Gorman in the back of the neck as she began RUNNING AWAY.
Medina was then identified by CBP using facial recognition software, a technology that Democrat Illinois State Rep. Kelly Cassidy wants to ban.
Because of course.

The decision to grant permanent refuge to illegal alien foreign murderers and rapists is a political one. It is a political choice. It is so insane that it seems less like a political choice than a psychotic break, but it is a political choice.

And when parties and politicians make political choices, we are allowed to discuss them. We are allowed to point out when those political choices have bad or even deadly consequences.

Via Beege Wellborn, J.B. Pritzker is proud to host the Venezuelan murderer and keep him in Illinois and he wants you to stop "politicizing" his elevation of a murderer's comfort over US citizens' safety.

J.B. Pritzker's office just broke their silence on the murder of 18-year-old Sheridan Gorman in Chicago by a previously arrested illegal alien in which they condemn the Trump admin for "politicizing heinous tragedies."

Pathetic. pic.twitter.com/NcxxhFG6Fi
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 23, 2026

See the article for a special bonus: His arraignment had to be delayed so that he could be treated for tuberculosis.

American citizens have to be vaccinated against everything, but illegal alien murderers? They can saunter through our cities spreading disease and shooting people without the government saying boo.

Run ads about this for the next six months. They are making the political choice to murder and rape us and I think the public should be made aware of that.

Here you are in the same place Sheridan was murdered by an illegal alien you're saying ICE "it wouldn't be good for anyone"

It would have been good for Sheridan Gorman. pic.twitter.com/UxhA9jjcJi
— J (@JayTC53) March 23, 2026

Chicago Alderwoman Maria Hadden:

Sheridan (1 was in "wrong place at the wrong time — she might've startled the migrant who kiIIed her" pic.twitter.com/jRIMEBSL5o
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 23, 2026

HOLY CRAP

Hakeem Jeffries says he isn’t sure that the illegal who m*rdered 18yo Sheridan Gorman in Chicago should be deportedpic.twitter.com/p7kQNrY0oU
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 24, 2026

Senator Chris Murphy: "The people we care about most, the undocumented migrants"

He actually said that

pic.twitter.com/FsEPmWs81U
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) March 24, 2026

Bonus: Anti-ICE terrorists find out.

In real life, it turns out that you can't stalk officials, dox their innocent families, or try to run them over with your car without getting into hot water.
What a difference a real DOJ makes! On Monday, the Maine District U.S. Attorney's Office released the most delightful news brief:

A Thomaston resident pleaded guilty today in U.S. District Court in Portland to assaulting a U.S. Border Patrol agent engaged in his official duties.
According to court records, in August 2025, a United States Border Patrol agent responded to a one-vehicle crash in Washington, Maine. As law enforcement conducted a roadside investigation, Olivia Wilkins, 24, came upon the scene in an automobile and parked close to officers. Wilkins voiced concerns regarding Border Patrol's presence in the area, but was permitted to move the vehicle further back from the crash to continue observing law enforcement. As the Border Patrol agent took an individual on scene into custody and began moving the individual to a nearby Border Patrol vehicle, Wilkins quickly accelerated toward the agent, who pulled the individual off the roadside away from the oncoming vehicle. Wilkins stopped the vehicle without striking either the agent or the individual in custody before swerving back into the lane of travel and fleeing the scene. Maine State Police troopers were able to arrest Wilkins a short distance away.
The statement also notes that the FBI investigated the case. Hallelujah! What a giant upgrade from the days when they investigated Catholics and schoolkids' parents! It's also an ice touch -- er, I mean a nice touch that the two illegal aliens who crashed the truck were taken into custody and off the road.

Believe it or not, she's a Woke White Woman who supports BLM.

Luke Skywalker emailed me:

"No... That's not true! That's impossible!"

Sorry, Luke, it is very true. Also, the paternity test came in and yes, Darth Vader, you are the father!

Also see the article for two antifa thugs convicted of stalking federal employees.

According to evidence presented at a four-day trial, on August 28, 2025, the defendants -- while dressed in black and concealing their faces with black masks -- followed the victim from a federal building in downtown Los Angeles to his personal residence. The victim was heading home to his family for an outing that included a surprise for his sons, ages three and seven.
The defendants livestreamed on their Instagram accounts their pursuit of the victim and provided directions as they followed the victim home, encouraging their viewers to share the livestream.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:18 PM

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1 He would need to pledge to vote Democrat.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (ExV1e)

2 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:19 PM (ExV1e)

3 Hmmm... still no other comments?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:21 PM (ExV1e)

4 Should I nood again?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:21 PM (ExV1e)

5 If he only lived in lawmakers' homes, guards to shoot him on exit, with a lot of booze and guns, then maybe.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 06:21 PM (Sco7b)

6 Or will people show up?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:22 PM (ExV1e)

7 We are allowed to point out when those political choices have bad or even deadly consequences.
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If the Democrats ever regain power in this country, that will no longer be the case.

They will not hesitate to squash any dissent--with deadly force, if they feel it necessary.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 06:22 PM (ESVrU)

8 Hakeem Jeffries is the claymation congress critter.

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 06:22 PM (UjdFS)

9 I used to nood a lot as a younger man.

But now, nobody got time for 'dat!

Posted by: Tonypete at March 24, 2026 06:23 PM (cYBz/)

10 1 He would need to pledge to vote Democrat.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (ExV1e)

He probably has already and just doesn't know it.

Posted by: Staunch democrat for the past four election cycles at March 24, 2026 06:23 PM (TbWk/)

11 I don't think he should be deported.I think he should be shot at dawn tomorrow.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 06:23 PM (+nEug)

12 He would need to pledge to vote Democrat.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (ExV1e)

He probably has already and just doesn't know it.
Posted by: Staunch democrat for the past four election cycles at March 24, 2026 06:23 PM (TbWk/)

They're going for the death penalty?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:24 PM (ExV1e)

13 I love how the description of the illegal alien murderer makes him sound like a bear, or puma, in the wild. She just startled him in his natural habitat, which was the jogging trail. I mean, illegal alien psycho killer gonna kill, it's just natural.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 24, 2026 06:24 PM (L6dcX)

14 Hakeem and Obungo look a bit alike. From same alien pod, soaked in ugly inside and out.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 06:25 PM (WONhk)

15 I don't think he should be deported.I think he should be shot at dawn tomorrow.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 06:23 PM (+nEug)

I dunno. Throw in horsewhipping Pritzker and you've got a deal.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:25 PM (ExV1e)

16 If the Democrats ever regain power in this country, that will no longer be the case.

They will not hesitate to squash any dissent--with deadly force, if they feel it necessary.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 06:22 PM (ESVrU)

You just know they're gooning over the UK's criminalizing free speech, and will do the same here at the slightest opportunity. And make no mistake, the cops will go right along with it.

Posted by: BUT BUT BUT THEY TAKE OATHS at March 24, 2026 06:26 PM (TbWk/)

17 CNN is asshoe.

Houston (HOU) is Hobby. KIAH is Bush...

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 06:26 PM (XuXeR)

18 Here is a fun game to play, As an Official Democrat Policy:

How is this any different than Fast and Furious?

I mean, it's cheaper.
You don't have to smuggle guns across a border, just the criminals.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 06:27 PM (Klk40)

19 Oh, ace, and I thought you would use the Robot Chicken clip instead

youtu.be/R4wOzbqgfIY

"Look, if you aren't going to take this seriously, I'm out"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 06:27 PM (rbvCR)

20 I used to have a different nic, I can handle the horsewhipping part, no problem .

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 06:27 PM (+nEug)

21 "The people we care about the most, ~~the undocumented migrants~~ our ersatz voter base"

Posted by: Halfhand at March 24, 2026 06:27 PM (RCbrd)

22 >>I don't think he should be deported.I think he should be shot at dawn tomorrow.

In the Left Knee.

Tomorrow, we do the Right Knee.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 06:27 PM (Klk40)

23 If Iran surrenders, does that mean the "Gay Pride Day" Parade is back on April 1 ??????

Posted by: Rep. Sandy Cortes (D) New York at March 24, 2026 06:28 PM (xl8DV)

24 You just know they're gooning over the UK's criminalizing free speech, and will do the same here at the slightest opportunity. And make no mistake, the cops will go right along with it.
Posted by: BUT BUT BUT THEY TAKE OATHS at March 24, 2026 06:26 PM (TbWk/)
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So will the judges.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 06:28 PM (ESVrU)

25 wow did Pritzker take ALL the GLP-1s?

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 06:28 PM (j+aD2)

26 Tuco Benedicto Pacífico Juan María Ramírez Medina Medina is guilty of the crimes of murder, armed robbery of citizens, state banks and post offices, the theft of sacred objects, arson in a state prison, perjury, bigamy, deserting his wife and children, inciting prostitution, kidnapping, extortion, receiving stolen goods, selling stolen goods, passing counterfeit money, and, contrary to the laws of this state, the condemned is guilty of using marked cards...

He should be hung at dawn. I feel I owe it to him.

Posted by: Judge Smails at March 24, 2026 06:28 PM (AknkO)

27 Again and again. And again and again and again.

It's fucking exhausting. I loathe the monsters dragging this country to the ground.

*waits for nothing will happen guy*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 24, 2026 06:28 PM (0aYVJ)

28 exactly, "Perfessor"; passing the SAVE act is absolutely essential or life as we know it is over in 5 or 6 years.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 06:29 PM (MIIRH)

29 Pritzker and the Chi-town mayor should be charged as accessories to murder since they refused to detain that murderer on previous arrests until ICE could scoop him up and send him to the prison in El Salvadore or at minimum deport his ass and remove the threat at least until the next commie POS gets in the oval office and throws the borders wide open again.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 24, 2026 06:29 PM (+89TD)

30 who pulled the individual off the roadside away from the oncoming vehicle.

Time and time again, we see that ICE agents are not the monsters the Left makes them out to be.

Posted by: pookysgirl, juggling Lil Pooky and his stuffie at March 24, 2026 06:29 PM (Wt5PA)

31 wow did Pritzker take ALL the GLP-1s?
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 06:28 PM (j+aD2)

Underneath his clothes, he probably looks like Fat Bastard at the end of the third Austin Powers movie.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Trumpy can do magic at March 24, 2026 06:30 PM (0aYVJ)

32 Please to understand the normies will never hear about any of it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:30 PM (RIvkX)

33 I hate these Leftist commies as much as they hate me. Irreconcilable differences.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 06:30 PM (V4IXI)

34 .I think he should be shot at dawn tomorrow."

How about shot by Dawn... and Tony Orlando?

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 06:30 PM (XuXeR)

35 Murphy said "undocumented Americans."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 06:31 PM (Cqx++)

36 Starfleet Academy is mort. But there will be a season 2.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2026 06:32 PM (Q0Z3z)

37 I can see cleaning up his TB before killing him and feeding him to the Hogs, though.

That's just sensible.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 06:32 PM (Klk40)

38 I think the people protecting these murderers and rapists should be shot at dawn.

What people in their right mind could vote for these retarded commie scumbags.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 24, 2026 06:33 PM (V4IXI)

39 25 wow did Pritzker take ALL the GLP-1s?
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 24, 2026 06:28 PM (j+aD2)
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weird how his shoulders are narrower than his midsection.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 06:33 PM (cWLG3)

40 No comment. Because commenting will get me banned.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 06:33 PM (5xUrG)

41 Murphy left out the South part of that statement. South Americans, fuckwad.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 06:33 PM (+nEug)

42 The End Wokeness video above of the alderman/trans idiot.

What a fine women's lib statement: "Might have been in the wrong place..." WUT?

Is this similar to saying a girl in shorts deserves to be rape raped due to the way she dresses?

Scum of the earth to ignore the deaths of Americans in favor of these barbarians who will never assimilate and probably eat stray cats. On an open fire pit in a rental house's livingroom.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 06:34 PM (WONhk)

43 In the Left Knee.

Tomorrow, we do the Right Knee."

Denny Crane?

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 06:34 PM (XuXeR)

44 What if his home country is unkind to convicted murderers?

Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 06:35 PM (2ap+5)

45 6:30 Nightly News

All 3 networks...Air Canada.
Long lines...people want a deal
Airborne to Middle East

Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 06:35 PM (Sco7b)

46 weird how his shoulders are narrower than his midsection"

10,000 calories daily can do that...

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 06:35 PM (XuXeR)

47 no we'll just lurk.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 24, 2026 06:35 PM (MZJrA)

48 Long lines...people want a deal"

Where?

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 06:36 PM (XuXeR)

49 @46 thanks man! Tell dude I said hi.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 06:37 PM (cWLG3)

50 FFS just saw a clip of Gavin on a Politico podcast.

Please. Stop. With The Hands.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:37 PM (RIvkX)

51 >>treated for tuberculosis.
>>American citizens have to be vaccinated against everything, but illegal alien murderers?

Legal immigrants need a test and an x-ray to prove they do not have TB, even if coming from Japan, where there is no TB.

Also, there was a recent outbreak in CA of TB and hundreds were exposed. TB is on the rise in the USA. This is serious as it can be a bitch to treat.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 06:37 PM (cUmOc)

52 No comment. Because commenting will get me banned.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 06:33 PM (5xUrG)

So, uh.... How 'bout them Hawkeyes? The girls were pretty impressive yesterday, even though they lost by 2.

Posted by: pookysgirl, starting a typical Iowa conversation at March 24, 2026 06:38 PM (Wt5PA)

53 Ever been in the wrong place at the right time? That’s where the magic happens.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 24, 2026 06:38 PM (Q0Z3z)

54 NBC NIGHTLY NEWS NOW TELLING ME THAT REPUBLICANS WANT TO SURRENDER. FUND EVERYTHING AND PARTS OF ICE THAT COMBAT DRUG TRAFFICKING BUT NO MONEY FOR IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT.

I hope this doesn't happen. But it would jive with Mark Wayne RHINO gliding into his new job at DHS.

Posted by: GigantorX at March 24, 2026 06:38 PM (FNE2p)

55 who pulled the individual off the roadside away from the oncoming vehicle.

Time and time again, we see that ICE agents are not the monsters the Left makes them out to be.
Posted by: pookysgir

It would have been nicely ironic for Anit-ICE Karen to have run down and killed the illegal alien.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2026 06:39 PM (a+4eV)

56 I'm thinking he uses his hands to distract the listener from the utter emptiness of what he is saying.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:40 PM (RIvkX)

57 My wife had to get letters from the local police of every city she had stayed in for more than a month(?) for the past seven(?) years stating that she was not wanted for any crimes. (I am not exactly sure of time periods. Maybe 10 years.)

Seriously, she came from Japan and had to jump through all kinds of expensive hoops, and because she had lived in UK, she had to get them to send a letter to USA saying she was OK. Safe. A Japanese girl.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 06:40 PM (cUmOc)

58 25 wow did Pritzker take ALL the GLP-1s?
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Along with all the hallucinogens required to make him believe he could be elected President in 2028.

Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:40 PM (Y8DZL)

59 Breaking: Jeg Boasberg rules that Rhett Butler must give a damn.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2026 06:41 PM (u73oe)

60 48 Long lines...people want a deal"

Where?

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 06:36 PM (XuXeR

Stories on all three networks. All at the same time.

ABC has the sadzzz because TSA isn't getting paid but the ICE people are.

The story that Trump got a present is on now. Actually, the US got a "very big present" related to the Strait of Hormuz.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 06:41 PM (Sco7b)

61 mmmm, Point Bock is so good ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 06:42 PM (MIIRH)

62 FFS just saw a clip of Gavin on a Politico podcast.

Please. Stop. With The Hands.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:37 PM (RIvkX)

***

Q: If Newsom were in a bathtub giving a speech, what would you do?

A: Throw in some laundry!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 06:43 PM (2WIwB)

63 mmmm, Point Bock is so good ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 06:42 PM (MIIRH)
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Time for my Maker's Mark Metamucil cocktail.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:43 PM (RIvkX)

64 Senator Chris Murphy is an amazing piece of sh*t.

He is accusing the Trump administration of tipping the Iran war to unknown people (probably Jooos) so they could buy put options and make money in the market.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 06:43 PM (n9ltV)

65 Along with all the hallucinogens required to make him believe he could be elected President in 2028.
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:40 PM (Y8DZL)

He takes ketamin with AOC. They kick back and listen to Kenny G.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 24, 2026 06:44 PM (g8Ew8)

66 >>Q: If Newsom were in a bathtub giving a speech, what would you do?

A: Throw in some laundry!

I think you mean Toaster.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 06:44 PM (Klk40)

67 Stories on all three networks. All at the same time."

So, fiction.

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 06:44 PM (XuXeR)

68 "The people we care about most, the undocumented migrants."
If this isn't a campaign ad for the Republicans, then they are fools.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 06:44 PM (2WIwB)

69 I want a tip for which cement company to buy into in the Middle East

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 06:45 PM (+nEug)

70 Q: If Newsom were in a bathtub giving a speech, what would you do?

A: Throw in some laundry!

I think you mean Toaster.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 06:44 PM (Klk40)

***

Well, after the rinse.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 06:46 PM (2WIwB)

71 The story that Trump got a present is on now. Actually, the US got a "very big present" related to the Strait of Hormuz.
Posted by: Stateless

The old "We promise not ta do nuffin" over something they can't do anyway.

Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:46 PM (Y8DZL)

72 They need the votes, they will let him stay

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 06:46 PM (Ia/+0)

73 Q: If Newsom were in a bathtub giving a speech, what would you do?

A: Throw in some ~~laundry~~ electronics!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:47 PM (ExV1e)

74 In 2024, 10,347 TB cases were reported in the United States, the CDC said,

The percentage of people who contract and eventually die as a result of TB has been “significantly increasing” in California, the state’s public health department said. In 2010, 8.4% of people infected with tuberculosis died, compared to 14% of TB cases in 2022.

More than 80% of TB cases were due to latent tuberculosis infections progressing to active tuberculosis, which means they could have been prevented with testing and treatment, the public health department said.

Another 8% of cases involved people who came to California with active tuberculosis, and 9% of infections were linked to recent transmission, according to state data.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 06:47 PM (cUmOc)

75 >>The story that Trump got a present is on now.

They shipped him a new Flat-Pak Ayatollah.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 06:48 PM (Klk40)

76 My guess is China said they would help keep the Strait open.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 06:48 PM (+nEug)

77 >>"The people we care about most, the undocumented migrants."

I honestly don't know why anyone votes for Democrats. Sure, let's vote for the people who put Jugdish and Mohamed over us.

That's a powerful campaign position.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 06:48 PM (viF8m)

78 Tuberculosis is considered a racist way of shaming undocumented plague bearers of color. The preferred term is 'diversity lung'.

Please make a note of it.

Posted by: Jennifer Shriller-Harridan at March 24, 2026 06:49 PM (Ft5W9)

79 67 Stories on all three networks. All at the same time."

So, fiction.
Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 06:44 PM (XuXeR

Pretty much. All three news networks had pretty much the same slate of stories all airing at the same time. The elderly people that still watch this crap all got pretty much the same dose of propaganda.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 06:49 PM (Sco7b)

80 Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 06:44 PM (2W

That bit could be combined with the part from the SOTU where Pres. Trump asked people to stand if they thought the primary purpose of the government was to help American citizens and the Democrats all sat there.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 06:49 PM (7RYym)

81 Q: If Newsom were in a bathtub giving a speech, what would you do?

A: Throw in some laundry!
Posted by: Diogenes

Thirty quatloos on the sock.

Posted by: mikeski at March 24, 2026 06:50 PM (VHUov)

82 Iran does not want to negotiate with Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, they prefer U.S. Vice President JD Vance. - CNN/The Telegraph

LOL. Of course they do. They are probably getting this advice directly from JD's buddy Tucker.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2026 06:50 PM (CNl8/)

83 Chicago Alderwoman Maria Hadden:

Sheridan (1 was in "wrong place at the wrong time — she might've startled the migrant who kiIIed her"

Well that explains it.

The girl suddenly scared him and he accidentally shot her in self-defense.

Does the ICE agent who shot Renee Good get the same defense?

Posted by: SpeakinbgOf at March 24, 2026 06:50 PM (6ydKt)

84 54 NBC NIGHTLY NEWS NOW TELLING ME THAT REPUBLICANS WANT TO SURRENDER. FUND EVERYTHING AND PARTS OF ICE THAT COMBAT DRUG TRAFFICKING BUT NO MONEY FOR IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT.

I hope this doesn't happen. But it would jive with Mark Wayne RHINO gliding into his new job at DHS.
Posted by: GigantorX at March 24, 2026 06:38 PM (FNE2p\\

NBC Nightly News?

Thanks. I won't trust them if they tell me the sky is blue.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 06:51 PM (hJH5n)

85 They are in a trap of their own making. They’ve allowed the lunatic wing of their party take control. They’ve can’t say anything that isn’t in full support of immigrants. To their rabid base, saying there is maybe someone somewhere who possibly deserves to be deported is tantamount to saying you’re a Trump loving MAGA.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2026 06:51 PM (u73oe)

86 Have the parents of the poor, murdered in cold blood chicago student come out yet and said they support the illegal invader and have found all the love and forgiveness in their hearts that he should go free and hopefully he will vote democrat to end the Trump Regime's murder spree?

No?...why not?

Posted by: Make Penal Colonies Great Again at March 24, 2026 06:51 PM (AknkO)

87 >>JakeSherman
·
53m
>>🚨BREAKING NEWS in PM:

>>JUSTICE DEPARTMENT requested HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE send them classified interview transcripts relating to JOHN BRENNAN, the former CIA director.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 06:51 PM (viF8m)

88 He is accusing the Trump administration of tipping the Iran war to unknown people (probably Jooos) so they could buy put options and make money in the market.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 06:43 PM (n9ltV)
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Oh, you missed that meeting. I was supposed to mention it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:52 PM (RIvkX)

89 I would be all for a 45acp in the head to the bastard.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 06:52 PM (Ia/+0)

90 Q: If Newsom were in a bathtub giving a speech, what would you do?

Leave the bathroom.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 06:53 PM (7RYym)

91
Posted by: Make Penal Colonies Great Again at March 24, 2026 06:51 PM (AknkO)

I believe her family said exactly the opposite.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 06:54 PM (7RYym)

92
Remember, illegals have more rights than we taxpayers who are paying for them to be here.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 24, 2026 06:54 PM (3ek7K)

93 Sen Murphy has admitted he cares more intensely and deeply for non-citizens than for U.S. citizens. In fact, he HATES U.S. citizens.

Fuck him.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 06:54 PM (hJH5n)

94 >>>Q: If Newsom were in a bathtub giving a speech, what would you do?

Toss a match to light the oil slick.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2026 06:54 PM (CNl8/)

95 NO DEPORT!

HANG, HANG, HANG OR DROP, DROP, DROP FROM 5000 FEET.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 24, 2026 06:55 PM (xvV+O)

96 The defendants livestreamed on their Instagram accounts their pursuit of the victim and provided directions as they followed the victim home, encouraging their viewers to share the livestream.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:18 PM

I saw that story last week.

Those two were insufferable.
Urban environments have not been kind to the mental health or intelligence of minority women.

Posted by: SpeakinbgOf at March 24, 2026 06:55 PM (6ydKt)

97
So where does the Justice department go to trial with a criminal case against John Brennan? Why would they imagine they could get a plea deal when he, his lawyers and the Dems know he's untouchable?

Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:56 PM (Y8DZL)

98 nick correction.

d'oh

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 06:57 PM (6ydKt)

99 They kick back and listen to Kenny G.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 24, 2026 06:44 PM

What am I, a chopped arpeggio?

Posted by: Zamfir at March 24, 2026 06:57 PM (0sNs1)

100 14 Hakeem and Obungo look a bit alike. From same alien pod, soaked in ugly inside and out.

'lectroid

Posted by: john o'conner at March 24, 2026 06:57 PM (oY6Yp)

101 So where does the Justice department go to trial with a criminal case against John Brennan? Why would they imagine they could get a plea deal when he, his lawyers and the Dems know he's untouchable?

Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:56 PM (Y8DZL)

This grand jury is in Florida.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 24, 2026 06:57 PM (CNl8/)

102 OT,

South Carolina Republicans had some sort of dinner where roasts are a tradition, so Scott Bessent spoke and first made fun of Lindsey Graham (not married because he doesn't have any first cousins) and then of Nancy Mace, where he joked about her rack:

“In California, Silicon Valley is where they make the computers. In South Carolina, Silicon Valley is the space between Nancy Mace’s tits.””

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 06:58 PM (ae8Of)

103
The girl suddenly scared him and he accidentally shot her in self-defense.

Does the ICE agent who shot Renee Good get the same defense?
Posted by: SpeakinbgOf

Of course not.

Posted by: Medina-Medina-Medina at March 24, 2026 06:58 PM (oH5Tk)

104 I just read that China's trade surplus (opposite of our deficits) was over one trillion (dollars I think). So sure, China wants the free flow of oil to energize their conquest of international trade, while they undermine every "democracy" in the world.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 06:58 PM (vbXSk)

105 >>So where does the Justice department go to trial with a criminal case against John Brennan? Why would they imagine they could get a plea deal when he, his lawyers and the Dems know he's untouchable?

The Southern District of Florida that already has a grand jury hearing evidence of a decade long conspiracy to deprive Trump of his rights.

Same court that subpoenaed Comey last week.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 06:59 PM (viF8m)

106 How does the rest of the Nation like having NY Dems leading them, Jefferies and Schumer?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 07:00 PM (mHVWR)

107 “In California, Silicon Valley is where they make the computers. In South Carolina, Silicon Valley is the space between Nancy Mace’s tits.”
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Silicone valley > silicon valley ?

Posted by: mikeski prefers real ones at March 24, 2026 07:00 PM (VHUov)

108 104 I just read that China's trade surplus (opposite of our deficits) was over one trillion (dollars I think). So sure, China wants the free flow of oil to energize their conquest of international trade, while they undermine every "democracy" in the world.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 06:58 PM (vbXSk)

We'll see how long that lasts when they start paying the market price for oil.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 07:00 PM (hJH5n)

109 Trump has to do what he believes is the best course of action but if an Iranian peace deal doesn't include the destruction of the Islamic Republic and the burning of its sharia-constitution than I'm going to be highly skeptical that we won't have go back to bombing them in a decade or so.

And next time they might be able to add some uranium to the warheads they're lobbing all the way do Diego Garcia.

Hopefully the Iranian people can take care of the problem over the next year themselves.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 07:02 PM (6ydKt)

110 104 I just read that China's trade surplus (opposite of our deficits) was over one trillion (dollars I think). So sure, China wants the free flow of oil to energize their conquest of international trade, while they undermine every "democracy" in the world.
Posted by: illiniwek
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The Chicoms, get this, lied. Same as GDP estimates, same as population, same as most any statistic you can think of.

Some folks actually traced the money in forex and that trade surplus estimate was less than half of what the Chicoms claimed on trade surplus based on hard cash transfers.

FWIW, since 2025 began, Chicom trade with US is sharply down and been replaced with trade for the rest of the world.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 07:02 PM (E4rtv)

111 Hmmm. How is trade surplus calculated? Does it include all the oil they were buying under the table?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 07:02 PM (zZu0s)

112 They kick back and listen to Kenny G.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 24, 2026 06:44 PM (g8Ew

That right there is an invitation to a coma.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 07:02 PM (hJH5n)

113 These illegals are just doing the murders lazy American won't do
The Left

Posted by: steevy at March 24, 2026 07:03 PM (YwEeS)

114 FWIW, AI Brave spotted the discrepancy as have other observers,

"Despite a record $1.19 trillion trade surplus in 2025, the increase in China’s foreign exchange reserves was limited, rising by only $160 billion to $3.36 trillion"

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 07:03 PM (E4rtv)

115 The Chicoms, get this, lied. Same as GDP estimates, same as population, same as most any statistic you can think of.

Some folks actually traced the money in forex and that trade surplus estimate was less than half of what the Chicoms claimed on trade surplus based on hard cash transfers.

FWIW, since 2025 began, Chicom trade with US is sharply down and been replaced with trade for the rest of the world.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 07:02 PM (E4rtv)

Communists LIE???

Next you'll tell me the GDR was NOT a Top 15 economy in the 1980s.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 07:04 PM (hJH5n)

116 “In California, Silicon Valley is where they make the computers. In South Carolina, Silicon Valley is the space between Nancy Mace’s tits.””

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 06:58 PM (ae8Of)

You can tell Tim isn't running for re-election.

He's currently in IDGAF Mode.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 07:04 PM (6ydKt)

117 whig, I hope you are having better days on your recovery.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 07:04 PM (+nEug)

118 Q: If Newsom were in a bathtub giving a speech, what would you do?

Leave the bathroom.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

And miss all the fun?

Posted by: Nav Gewsom at March 24, 2026 07:05 PM (UjdFS)

119 Ace is likely to be distracted during the next few weeks, due to the disassembly and reassembly of his rocking chair, and the kickoff of his first outdoor shelving project to accompany it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 07:06 PM (0sNs1)

120 Hopefully the Iranian people can take care of the problem over the next year themselves.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 07:02 PM (6ydKt)

That's the plan. And the Iranians will, not because they want to, but because they have to.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 07:06 PM (hJH5n)

121 I just read that China's trade surplus (opposite of our deficits) was over one trillion (dollars I think). So sure, China wants the free flow of oil to energize their conquest of international trade, while they undermine every "democracy" in the world.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 24, 2026 06:58 PM (vbXSk)
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Two caveats. First, China is the one claiming this, and they lie.

Second, they dumped a ton of merch into Europe, which foolishly thought they could be fwends against the Bad Oranage Man, so they lowered their tarriffs and probably got bent over. So that was a one-time event.

China is screwed.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 07:06 PM (ZOv7s)

122 Mace is bugfuck crazy.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 24, 2026 07:07 PM (1IhIV)

123 Next you'll tell me the GDR was NOT a Top 15 economy in the 1980s.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 07:04 PM (hJH5n)

They did have those Shemales in the Olympics though.

Sexy! All those muscles and three holes. I think. Well, maybe.

Posted by: Mein Gott at March 24, 2026 07:07 PM (AknkO)

124 Those poor folks in the twin towers were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 07:07 PM (q177U)

125 117 whig, I hope you are having better days on your recovery.
Posted by: Ben Had

Last two days okay. Friday was a stone cold bitch of a day. Didn't help that the insurance co that preauthorized the surgery suddenly refused to pay hospital post surgery. Hospital and insurance company are dueling each other over charges which the billing clerk told us yesterday was normal. Insurance likes to balk at paying high dollar claims in almost every instance requesting more information. Has to do with the tax free earnings on loss reserves for insurance.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 07:08 PM (E4rtv)

126 Q: If Newsom were in a bathtub giving a speech, what would you do?

Throw in the toaster.

Posted by: Halfhand at March 24, 2026 07:08 PM (RCbrd)

127 So where does the Justice department go to trial with a criminal case against John Brennan? Why would they imagine they could get a plea deal when he, his lawyers and the Dems know he's untouchable?

Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:56 PM (Y8DZL)
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One of the great ironies in all of this was that the decision to go after Trump's house changed the venue for the court, so now instead of the DC swamp, the cases will go before Florida juries.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 07:08 PM (ZOv7s)

128 @105

Brennan is an unindicted "co-conspirator" for a RICO predicate.

... If you made me guess ...

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2026 07:08 PM (dtajH)

129 >>Ace is likely to be distracted during the next few weeks, due to the disassembly and reassembly of his rocking chair, and the kickoff of his first outdoor shelving project to accompany it.

I just hope he bought a helmet.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 07:08 PM (Klk40)

130 FWIW, since 2025 began, Chicom trade with US is sharply down and been replaced with trade for the rest of the world.
Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 07:02 PM (E4rtv

Can human organs go through the mail?

Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 07:09 PM (Sco7b)

131 Another one for the DemCong to champion -

HORROR: Guatemalan Illegal Alien Released Into US by Biden Regime Arrested For Brutally Raping 5-Year-Old Girl – Child Needed Surgery to Treat Injuries
- GWP

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 24, 2026 07:09 PM (/lPRQ)

132 Stupid c*nts, the lot of them.

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at March 24, 2026 07:09 PM (RgM/c)

133 Communists LIE???

Next you'll tell me the GDR was NOT a Top 15 economy in the 1980s.
Posted by: Cow Demon
=====
Yes. Those USSR 5 year plans were all mythical as it turned out. Same as crime statistics in US urban Dem strongholds.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 07:09 PM (E4rtv)

134 That's the plan. And the Iranians will, not because they want to, but because they have to.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 07:06 PM (hJH5n)
---
They are still being told to shelter in place and wait. Trump has the regime (or what's left of it) paying attention now. He wants a deal and the surviving mullahs may want to take it while they still can.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 07:10 PM (ZOv7s)

135 Communists LIE???

Next you'll tell me the GDR was NOT a Top 15 economy in the 1980s.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 07:04 PM (hJH5n)

The Chinese are now state-capitalists.
They lie to promote, pump up, and sell their own book.
Kinda like Goldman-Sachs, except CCP, Inc. prefer rice and are allowed to eat pork.

The GDR was a world-leader in putting men in women's Olympics sports at least.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 07:10 PM (6ydKt)

136 Can human organs go through the mail?

Posted by: Stateless
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I suspect those are all going to keep old Chicoms and their oligarchs living.

Canada is probably gearing up via MAID to be the organ supplier for the Americas.

Posted by: whig at March 24, 2026 07:11 PM (E4rtv)

137 just read that China's trade surplus (opposite of our deficits) was over one trillion (dollars I think)

==

2025 number

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:11 PM (GD0B3)

138 I want to see the numbers after that cheap Islamic Regime oil spigot is shut off.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:12 PM (GD0B3)

139
The GDR was a world-leader in putting men in women's Olympics sports at least.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 07:10 PM (6ydKt)
---
Another great moment in "Top Secret!"

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 07:13 PM (ZOv7s)

140 That's the plan. And the Iranians will, not because they want to, but because they have to.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 07:06 PM (hJH5n)

Well they need some decent weapons then.
Because I don't think protest marches are going to get the job done for them.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 07:13 PM (6ydKt)

141 >>Brennan is an unindicted "co-conspirator" for a RICO predicate.

>>... If you made me guess ...

Maybe. But Brennan was the one who rewrote the Intelligence Community Assessment claiming that Russia and Trump worked together to win the 2016 election and he did it at Obama's assistance. And he used the Steele dossier to build the case and then lied to Congress and said the dossier was not part of the ICA. He could be indicted for that alone.

But again all of this is supposedly part or a grand conspiracy theory that started in 2016 and went right through the 2024 election. Who knows if or what anything will ultimately charged with if anything. Still, nice to see the scumbags spend money to defend themselves for a change.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 07:13 PM (viF8m)

142 I want to see the numbers after that cheap Islamic Regime oil spigot is shut off.
Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:12 PM (GD0B3)
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China is in slow-motion collapse. Gas lines and now street clashes. They are having major industrial fires several times a week as unpaid workers burn down the factory or bankrupt owners do insurance fraud.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 07:14 PM (ZOv7s)

143 aw..."Iran does not want to negotiate with Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, they prefer U.S. Vice President JD Vance. - CNN/The Telegraph"

of course they do

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:15 PM (GD0B3)

144 We are allowed to point out when those political choices have bad or even deadly consequences.
----
If the Democrats ever regain power in this country, that will no longer be the case.

They will not hesitate to squash any dissent--with deadly force, if they feel it necessary.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 06:22 PM (ESVrU)

And it won't go like they think it will.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 07:15 PM (snZF9)

145 @25

>>wow did Pritzker take ALL the GLP-1s?

Notice that now that there is a fat cheat code, beautiful at any size is no longer a thing.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2026 07:16 PM (XV/Pl)

146 China is in slow-motion collapse. Gas lines and now street clashes. They are having major industrial fires several times a week as unpaid workers burn down the factory or bankrupt owners do insurance fraud.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 07:14 PM (ZOv7s)

I am just waiting for when they drop those gold reserves on the market. Gold bouillon ! 😂😂

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:17 PM (GD0B3)

147 >>"Iran does not want to negotiate with Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, they prefer U.S. Vice President JD Vance. - CNN/The Telegraph"

Also, No YELLOW M&Ms.

That's the thing about negotiations, you get to make any retarded demand you want as part of the process.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 07:18 PM (Klk40)

148
"reinstating federal funds to prevent violence that support our public safety efforts to provide me with an annual pass to the 16-18 course Gallery menu at the 3 Michelin star rated Alinea restaurant"

I might have added something there.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 07:18 PM (y9nCu)

149 But again all of this is supposedly part or a grand conspiracy theory that started in 2016 and went right through the 2024 election. Who knows if or what anything will ultimately charged with if anything. Still, nice to see the scumbags spend money to defend themselves for a change.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 07:13 PM (viF8m)
---
The fact that something has not happened in no way proves that it will not happen. Trump 2.0 is very different from 1.0, and there is a degree of strategic patience and sequencing that is simply amazing to behold. Multiple tracks being pursued, multiple angles, objectives, all seemingly independent, yet also mutually supporting.

The SCOTUS likely to strike down late ballot-counting and more 2020 shenanigans being exposed, I expect plenty of trouble for the Dems this fall. Michigan is going to be rocked when the FBI releases all the fednapping docs, but that won't happen until after the primaries are done in August.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 07:19 PM (ZOv7s)

150 Guessing someone else saw Frontpage Mag article on Brennan?

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 07:19 PM (Ia/+0)

151
Ace is likely to be distracted during the next few weeks, due to the disassembly and reassembly of his rocking chair, and the kickoff of his first outdoor shelving project to accompany it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Is it a Cracker Barrel rocker?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 07:19 PM (Cqx++)

152 - CNN/The Telegraph"

If they claim it's sunny outside, take an umbrella...

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 07:19 PM (XuXeR)

153 SFp *clink*

78. LOL!

86, no, DOGE defunded the office that enforced that

111, all numbers (outside of known physical constants) are bs

140, the gummint scrapped out millions of .45 cal Liberator pistols after ww2, one more thing against truman.
but honestly, we could afford to drop 1000s of M4s and body armor if we wanted to
(there's the problem, the will to do what it takes to win)
not sure anyone in gummint anywhere is comfortable with the idea of armed people changing the regime for themselves ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 07:20 PM (MIIRH)

154 IRGC 's starting point for negotiating, stop all bombing, remove all US bases from the Middle East, pay reparations and Iran has total control over the Strait of Hormuz.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 07:21 PM (+nEug)

155 Is it a Cracker Barrel rocker?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 07:19 PM

He didn't say, so I don't know. He has been a pretty loyal IKEA man up to now.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 07:22 PM (0sNs1)

156 Keir Starmer ‘will be forced to hand over Falkland Islands to Argentina’

Posted by: SMOD at March 24, 2026 07:22 PM (O7XEN)

157 not sure anyone in gummint anywhere is comfortable with the idea of armed people changing the regime for themselves ..."

It might just catch on elsewhere... IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 07:22 PM (XuXeR)

158 I am just waiting for when they drop those gold reserves on the market. Gold bouillon !

or gold plated tungsten, anyway ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 07:22 PM (MIIRH)

159 IRGC 's starting point for negotiating, stop all bombing, remove all US bases from the Middle East, pay reparations and Iran has total control over the Strait of Hormuz."

Ok, that's funny right there.

Here's my offer: Nothing.

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 07:23 PM (XuXeR)

160 egg-zackly, man, egg-zackly!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 07:23 PM (MIIRH)

161 Gold pressed latinum.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 07:24 PM (Cqx++)

162 IRGC 's starting point for negotiating, stop all bombing, remove all US bases from the Middle East, pay reparations and Iran has total control over the Strait of Hormuz.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 24, 2026 07:21 PM (+nEug)

Our ending point- Hmm, nobody in this wasteland to negotiate with. Ok pack it up fellas, we got a dead moonscape here.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 07:24 PM (snZF9)

163 (there's the problem, the will to do what it takes to win)
not sure anyone in gummint anywhere is comfortable with the idea of armed people changing the regime for themselves ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 07:20 PM (MIIRH)

I actually agree - mobs are dangerous for both sides. But if we clear the baddies out of one port city, say, and start the new government making a militia and army while Saudi and Allied troops cover, then use those forces to guard this city and help move to the next city....

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 07:25 PM (8avO+)

164
He wants a deal and the surviving mullahs may want to take it while they still can.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 07:10 PM (ZOv7s)

You can deal with me now, or later on, deal with the millions of Persians you've been oppressing, torturing and killing for nearly 50 years.

Choose wisely.

Posted by: Lord of War, The Golden Scalp Weasel at March 24, 2026 07:25 PM (y9nCu)

165 or gold plated tungsten, anyway ..."

What, they're out of Latinum?

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 07:25 PM (XuXeR)

166 It's no longer shocking but it's still horrifying just how many extremely execrable people get placed at the levers of power. It would be hard to make up just how callous and evil these politicians are.

Posted by: If this is the best of all possible worlds, blow it up at March 24, 2026 07:26 PM (TbWk/)

167 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 24, 2026 07:26 PM (LdBR/)

168 Gold pressed latinum.

===

slips , strips or bars ?

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 07:26 PM (GD0B3)

169 Any deal with Iran that doesn't include the relinquishment of power to an interim government is just doomed to put us back in the same place in 10, 15, 20 years.

We need a government in Iran that isn't motivated by the desire to massacre people for the crime of not believing in the pedo sky god that they believe in.

Posted by: Defenestratus at March 24, 2026 07:28 PM (WYStd)

170 " NBC NIGHTLY NEWS NOW TELLING ME THAT REPUBLICANS WANT TO SURRENDER. FUND EVERYTHING AND PARTS OF ICE THAT COMBAT DRUG TRAFFICKING BUT NO MONEY FOR IMMIGRATION ENFORCEMENT."

Isn't it time for booster. It seems to have worn off.

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 24, 2026 07:30 PM (cO6oP)

171 It's no longer shocking but it's still horrifying just how many extremely execrable people get placed at the levers of power. It would be hard to make up just how callous and evil these politicians are.

Posted by: If this is the best of all possible worlds, blow it up at March 24, 2026 07:26 PM (TbWk/)

Its because we are just getting out of the weak men create hard times era. It all changes when we hit the hard times create strong men era.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 07:31 PM (snZF9)

172 159 IRGC 's starting point for negotiating, stop all bombing, remove all US bases from the Middle East, pay reparations and Iran has total control over the Strait of Hormuz.

And the murder of two-thirds of the non-muslim population throughout the West.

But that's just a bargaining ploy.

They'll settle for a half...

Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 07:31 PM (Sco7b)

173 Notice that now that there is a fat cheat code, beautiful at any size is no longer a thing.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 24, 2026 07:16 PM

Narrator: It was not, in fact, all about that bass.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 07:32 PM (Wnv9h)

174 IRGC 's starting point for negotiating, stop all bombing, remove all US bases from the Middle East, pay reparations and Iran has total control over the Strait of Hormuz.

You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender and only most of you will die.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 07:32 PM (3Ope8)

175 An Obama judge from hawaii just ruled we have to go to the Nood cafe...

Nood.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 07:38 PM (Sco7b)

176 126 Q: If Newsom were in a bathtub giving a speech, what would you do?

Throw in the toaster.
-------------------------------------------------------
Throw in Pritzker

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 24, 2026 07:39 PM (Vpqw1)

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