Quick Hits

Variety attempted to smear Chuck Norris for his politics. When lefties die, their politics either go unmentioned in favor of their achievements, or are actively praised. But Christian conservatives? Smeared.

Variety claims that his politics "overshadowed" his career in martial arts and movie-making.

The greatest Community Note of all time put lie to that.

AOC's campaign spent $19,000 for unspecified medical treatments by a doctor known to use ketamine in treating woke women with bad cases of the grumpies.

She's trippin'.
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-NY) spent nearly $19,000 in campaign cash last year on a shrink who specializes in controversial ketamine therapy.
The socialist lawmaker hired Boston-based Dr. Brian Boyle, the chief psychiatric officer at Stella, a chain of mental health clinics focusing on "novel" therapies popular with Hollywood and Wall Street.
Her campaign paid Boyle $11,550 in March 2025, another $2,800 in May, and $4,375 in October for a total of $18,725, Federal Election Commission records show.
The expenses were marked as "leadership training and consulting."
It's unclear what the sessions consisted of or who participated. Ocasio-Cortez's campaign did not respond to requests for comment.
Boyle, a Harvard-trained doctor, calls himself an "interventional psychiatrist" and specializes in unorthodox methods for treatment-resistant depression, PTSD and anxiety.
He's considered a "leading authority" on ketamine, the controversial horse tranquilizer given to "Friends" star Matthew Perry in the month leading up to his tragic death.
"I just saw the incredible power of what these treatments could do," Boyle said during a podcast appearance last year about getting into the mind-blowing biz. "It's a ton of fun helping patients get better."
Boyle's clinic also offers other treatments popular with the 1 Percent, like stellate ganglion block, an anesthetic injected into a nerve cluster in the neck to calm the body's fight-or-flight response. Billionaires like Bob Parsons, who's battled PTSD since returning from the Vietnam War, have raved about the treatment.
"Celebrities tend to be more inclined to be on the hunt for highly effective solutions across beauty, health, mental health, nutrition and so on," Boyle said in an interview last year about the treatment.
AOC herself is no stranger to touting the benefits of hallucinogenic drugs for therapy.
The "Squad" rep, who campaigned to end the federal prohibition of marijuana in 2018, has three times proposed legislation to make it easier to study magic mushrooms and other psychedelics.
As a freshman congresswoman in 2019, she introduced an amendment to allow the feds to spend taxpayer money on studying the medical potential of psilocybin, ecstasy and other drugs to treat mental illnesses, calling the early research "promising."
"It's well past time we take drug use out of criminal consideration and into medical consideration," she tweeted at the time.

I said for years both Howell then Boasberg were in cahoots with Biden DOJ to rubber stamp, even advise, any strategy set forth by Jack Smith.

Howell "loves the idea." pic.twitter.com/e3Rt19LBW3
— Julie Kelly 🇺🇸 (@julie_kelly2) March 24, 2026

🚨 HOLY CRAP! Senator Cruz CONFIRMED that Biden’s FBI wiretapped Susie Wiles during a PRIVILEGED CALL with her lawyer without the consent of EITHER party.

To make it HORRENDOUSLY worse, they then tried to HIDE evidence of their actions by marking the file “prohibited.”

This… pic.twitter.com/8WIg9k9ak9
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) March 24, 2026

🚨 FLORIDA OFFICER TO MIGRANT TRUCK DRIVER: "What does this [sign] mean?"

DRIVER: "No, no."

OFFICER: "What's this sign mean? What do you have to do?"

DRIVER: "No..."

OFFICER: "Right now, you're gonna be placed out of service."

LFG 🔥🔥🔥pic.twitter.com/KKh7HGx5ev
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 24, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:03 PM

Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 SPONGE!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 05:03 PM (xcxpd)

2 First!

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 05:03 PM (ZOv7s)

3 And RIP Chuck Norris. You will be missed more than you know.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 05:03 PM (xcxpd)

4 Damn

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 24, 2026 05:03 PM (ZOv7s)

5
I guess AOC has a new "hook me up" issue to deal with.

Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 05:05 PM (Y8DZL)

6 AOC CONFIRMED AS HOOKER

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 05:06 PM (xcxpd)

7 when can we start arresting and putting these criminals in prison?

Posted by: Iris at March 24, 2026 05:07 PM (bOJ2I)

8 Maybe AOC got the same meds that Bill Gates got for his wife?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 05:07 PM (sKqQm)

9 so the shrink took one look at Donkey Chompers and immediately prescribed a horse tranquilizer?

Posted by: TITP at March 24, 2026 05:08 PM (r3hkP)

10 Sorry no one but some snot nosed leftwing asshole would see Chuck Norris and first think...politics.

If you are older he was THE action star, and if you are younger he is that guy from the memes.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 05:09 PM (sKqQm)

11 Thune is playing procedural games in the Senate to pretend to fail passing SAVE.
Vance needs to step in !

Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 05:10 PM (6onGE)

12 Insert 'Ketamine is a horse tranquilizer but have you seen her teeth' joke here.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 05:10 PM (mzM2O)

13 ketamine is used on horses

Posted by: Desinex at March 24, 2026 05:10 PM (jrgJz)

14 This place never disappoints

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 05:11 PM (mzM2O)

15 What does a yellow light mean?

Posted by: Jim Ignatowski at March 24, 2026 05:11 PM (Cqx++)

16 Evil Boasberg has to be connected to high Deep Staters

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 05:11 PM (Ia/+0)

17 What does a yellow light mean?
Posted by: Jim Ignatowski at March 24, 2026 05:11 PM (Cqx++)
-----------
Go really fast?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 24, 2026 05:11 PM (aRuCH)

18 So illegal wiretaps are a thing again?

Poor Nixon. Just before his time.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 05:12 PM (mzM2O)

19 What does a yellow light mean?

NO YELLOW

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 24, 2026 05:12 PM (sKqQm)

20 Howell and Boasberg conspiring with Biden DoJ? Were laws broken or does it just stink from lack of ethics?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 05:12 PM (Dv3i1)

21 'Keep right.'

Thinking : go in the direction of the arrow, right?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 05:12 PM (zZu0s)

22 Chuck Norris was a terrible person. He threatened to tattoo the American flag on the forehead of every atheist if elected president. He was a Christian nationalist right wing asshole and the only world we will ever get is a better place now that he is dead.

Anti vaxxer, chemtrail believer who believed MRIs caused harmful effects on people. Just a moron conspiracy theorist kook.

I am tell you as an atheist, I didn't (and nether should you) take that as some *actual* threat, like the wtf happen to people on the Internet that they get so pearl clutching these days?

It's funny, I'll bet you wouldn't of said that about him if he was still alive-

He has been a far right islamophobe and homophobe for at least 25 years. Supported Prop 8, supported islamic hatred, supported banning gay teens from public groups, supported birther conspiracies, was a Reagan republican as well so he's been a shit for about half his life at least.

"He wike twump so I no wike him."
Ok. lol.

The only reason we're even talking about him is because he gave modern meaning to the great white hope. He was a misogynistic, far right, bloodthirsty supporter of genocide.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 05:12 PM (Ia3Yj)

23 AOC or someone on her staff was buying K through that “doctor.” Plain as day. K is one of the biggest, if not the biggest, drugs on the scene for the elites and party kids. It’s illegal on the street but easily available. AOC won’t risk that, so she arranges to buy it through this quack. I’ll bet any amount of money.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 24, 2026 05:13 PM (Bw02E)

24 This is all just a distraction from the Epstein files.

I seriously hear this from serious people.
Killmenow.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 24, 2026 05:13 PM (5He9w)

25 Didn't Ketamine contribute to Matthew Perry's death?

Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 05:13 PM (7pyh7)

26 AOC gives new meaning to the saying bitches be buggin'.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 05:14 PM (TsKLZ)

27 Chuck was originally a Democrap until he got red pilled in the mid-2000s.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 24, 2026 05:14 PM (Bw02E)

28 This is my shocked face at learning about Boasburg.

You know who can remedy this? Congress. By impeaching them. Which they won't even consider.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:14 PM (PYyV9)

29 I ran across a survey of Democrats and 24% think abortion is wrong and 20% think homosexuality is wrong

Maybe they should actually listen to what their candidates have to say before choosing who to vote for?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 05:14 PM (sKqQm)

30
Howell and Boesburg should, at the least, be disqualified from hearing anything regarding the Trump administration. Reasonably, be impeached. Realistically, we'll all be hearing from the Nothingwillhappen guy.

Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 05:15 PM (Y8DZL)

31 Realistically, we'll all be hearing from the Nothingwillhappen guy.

60% of the time I am right 100% of the time

Posted by: Nothingwillhappen guy at March 24, 2026 05:15 PM (sKqQm)

32 25 Didn't Ketamine contribute to Matthew Perry's death?
--------------
The wife tells me he drowned while being on ketamine. She follows stuff like this. So basically, Brian Jones Exit.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 05:16 PM (n17eQ)

33 Ketamine is certainly not as healthy for you as Crack Cocaine.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 24, 2026 05:16 PM (Klk40)

34 Even if that traffic sign was in Mandarin, every American would know what it means. Dah Fuq.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2026 05:16 PM (diia5)

35 12 Insert 'Ketamine is a horse tranquilizer but have you seen her teeth' joke here.
Posted by: AlaBAMA

Abusing horse tranquilizer= good. 👍

Using globally approved medication ALSO used to deworm livestock= anti-science genocidal Nazi.

Posted by: Modern Liberal at March 24, 2026 05:16 PM (Ia3Yj)

36 "Variety" can eat a bag of dicks.

No... wait... they'd probably like that.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 24, 2026 05:16 PM (O7YUW)

37 $20K of ketamine and shrooms is a lot. AOC and her ginger snap must be higher than me!

Posted by: Cooter Brown, Flyin' High at March 24, 2026 05:16 PM (oftw2)

38 >>You know who can remedy this? Congress. By impeaching them. Which they won't even consider.

Roberts could also. But, that's his buddy.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (Klk40)

39 Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down.

And she did.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (2WIwB)

40 AOC or someone on her staff was buying K through that “doctor.” Plain as day. K is one of the biggest, if not the biggest, drugs on the scene for the elites and party kids. It’s illegal on the street but easily available. AOC won’t risk that, so she arranges to buy it through this quack. I’ll bet any amount of money.
Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 24, 2026 05:13 PM (Bw02E)

On the trajectory to become a new Maxine Waters...

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (8avO+)

41 What does a yellow light mean?
Posted by: Jim Ignatowski

Classic

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (oAa51)

42 Eh, the LDS church does that with every religious group in Utah. They have helped fund synagogues and episcopal churches and Greek Orthodox churches in the state when they have building projects. They fund everyone. They see it as raising the boats of all the religious communities in the state and building a coalition so we can have a dialogue. This has been so for decades.
Posted by: LizLem

Is this not evidence that LDS is less of a serious religion of itself, but instead a subversive force against Christian unity?

Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (q1CWY)

43 Not only should they take the Cuban "driver" out of service, but they should turn him over to ICE to see if he's illegal. Just because he can't speak or read English doesn't *automatically* mean he's illegal. Some of these people are technically legal residents. They just have never bothered to learn English because no one has forced them to.

Check him. If he's not legal, out!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (wzUl9)

44 Seems like the combo of being drunk/high and taking a bath/jacuzzi/pool/ocean would be a common sense no-no but it's taken a lot of people in the past.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (mzM2O)

45 OFF

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (Klk40)

46 One cannot hate the media or the Biden administration enough.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 05:18 PM (2WIwB)

47 As I mentioned earlier, if you think the garbage media has lost power then watch them completely ignore what is one of the biggest scandals in DC history and most of the country will not have a clue what happened.

What Jack Smith and his team of scumbags did along with corrupt judges and the corrupt FBI makes Watergate look like child's play.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 05:18 PM (viF8m)

48 >>> Variety attempted to smear Chuck Norris for his politics. When lefties die, their politics either go unmentioned in favor of their achievements, or are actively praised. But Christian conservatives? Smeared

I 100% believe this is why Brigitte Bardot was left off the Oscars in memoriam. I think it was on purpose. Have unapproved thoughts and Hollywood will erase, or at least tarnish, your legacy.

Sadly, her take on Islam might end up being Cassandra-esque. She worried for her beloved France a lot. RIP.

Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2026 05:18 PM (gWBY1)

49 How you say, cucumber…

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at March 24, 2026 05:19 PM (meK85)

50 Hombre claims he drove for forty years in Cuba, somehow gets to Florida and is immediately hired to drive a truck without being able to speak a lick of english except “No.”

I’m all for private enterprise but I have to wonder why nobody is arresting the trucking firm owners who are hiring all of these screw-ups to haul freight on our roads.

Getting them one at a time as they break traffic laws ain’t cutting it, you’ve got to take out the source of the problem with the assholes hiring them.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026 05:19 PM (6ydKt)

51 That's ziran guy Ali Somesbody said he be makes Deel with Trump because has breath stank and gives in.

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 24, 2026 05:19 PM (b4Qnw)

52 Oh Wilbur...

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 24, 2026 05:20 PM (wBaIH)

53 >>What Jack Smith and his team of scumbags did along with corrupt judges and the corrupt FBI makes Watergate look like child's play.

It stretched clear back to the Hillary Campaign.

And nobody seems to care.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 05:20 PM (Klk40)

54 I 100% believe this is why Brigitte Bardot was left off the Oscars in memoriam. I think it was on purpose. Have unapproved thoughts and Hollywood will erase, or at least tarnish, your legacy.

Sadly, her take on Islam might end up being Cassandra-esque. She worried for her beloved France a lot. RIP.

Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2026 05:18 PM (gWBY1)

It is well passed time to build our own Hollywood. The box office is ripe for the pickings.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 05:20 PM (TsKLZ)

55 > Is this not evidence that LDS is less of a serious religion of itself, but instead a subversive force against Christian unity?

Is this non-sequitur evidence you're a turnip?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 05:20 PM (mkw2N)

56 So, AOC's on horse tranqs? Payback's a bitch, er, bitch.

Posted by: Joe Rogan at March 24, 2026 05:21 PM (716zA)

57 I’m all for private enterprise but I have to wonder why nobody is arresting the trucking firm owners who are hiring all of these screw-ups to haul freight on our roads.

Getting them one at a time as they break traffic laws ain’t cutting it, you’ve got to take out the source of the problem with the assholes hiring them.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 24, 2026

***
Arrest the owners and fine them heavily as well as giving them jail time. The word will get around: "Don't hire them illegals! It's cheaper to hire Americans."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 05:21 PM (wzUl9)

58 Ketamine drownings are a thing. It's an anesthetic used for many decades in surgeries. People take a dose of K and then go relax in the hot tub and slip underwater and drown.

Also, microdosing K has become popular among clubbers on a night out.

Posted by: TITP at March 24, 2026 05:21 PM (r3hkP)

59 There's an X report that 35 C-17s worth of special operators + gear + elements of the 82nd are in or on their way to Israel and Jordan.

Posted by: Candidus at March 24, 2026 05:21 PM (7Oxz8)

60 39 Chuck Norris once told a woman to calm down.

And she did.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (2WIwB)

Heh! Made me laugh!

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 24, 2026 05:21 PM (FMtrg)

61 I am tell you as an atheist, I didn't (and nether should you) take that as some *actual* threat, like the wtf happen to people on the Internet that they get so pearl clutching these days?

Yeah its a problem on the internet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:21 PM (PYyV9)

62 YAHOO IS TELLING ME MORE AND MORE ABOUT REPUBLICANS HAVING A PLAN TO CAVE TO DEMOCRATS.

HOOCHIE MAMA. !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: GigantorX at March 24, 2026 05:22 PM (FNE2p)

63 Ketamine drownings are a thing. It's an anesthetic used for many decades in surgeries. People take a dose of K and then go relax in the hot tub and slip underwater and drown.

Also, microdosing K has become popular among clubbers on a night out.
Posted by: TITP at March 24, 2026 05:21 PM (r3hkP)

I blame Dr Gregory House.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 05:22 PM (8avO+)

64 >>> Is this not evidence that LDS is less of a serious religion of itself, but instead a subversive force against Christian unity?
Posted by: gKWVE at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (q1CWY)

Less of a serious religion? How? It shows they care for their whole community, and follow the example of the Good Samaritan. How is that subversive to Christianity?

Interfaith dialogue, charity, and community is a good thing.

Posted by: LizLem at March 24, 2026 05:22 PM (gWBY1)

65 Of all the running memes out there, the Chuck Norris ones have to be my fav.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 05:23 PM (mzM2O)

66 Headline (Jewishpostandnews.ca):

"US Bishops Call for Catholics to ‘Stand Clearly’ Against Hate, Violence Toward ‘Our Jewish Brothers and Sisters’"

Me: The US Conference of Catholic Bishops posted a video stating their position against antisemitism and conspiracy enthusiasts.

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/427a45cn

Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2026 05:23 PM (rj6Yv)

67 An outgoing president, cabinet members, members of the federal judiciary, members of congress, and lawyers acting outside of the law attempted a coup against the United States government, and the press not only did not report it, but hid the evidence.

Everyone just move along, nothing to see here.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 05:23 PM (0U5gm)

68 Joe Biden was awarded Honorary Penguin, Third Class in 2021.

Please show him the respect this prestigious award deserves.

Posted by: Big Penguin at March 24, 2026 05:23 PM (0sNs1)

69 I 100% believe this is why Brigitte Bardot was left off the Oscars in memoriam. I think it was on purpose

Of course it was, both her and Duvall were left off I believe

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:24 PM (PYyV9)

70 Rob Reiner was a leftist piece of shit.

Just saying....

Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 05:24 PM (Sco7b)

71 I blame Dr Gregory House.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 05:22 PM

For the alarming rise in self-diagnosed Lupus?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 05:25 PM (0sNs1)

72 Lots of interviews with Chuck Norris are popping up on Youtube. They are interesting. I liked how he talked about Bruce Lee (friendly relationship) and the movie they did together. Chuck was a very classy guy, at least going by the interviews I've watched. Also, with the exception of the snearing faggots and commies in the media, the overwhelming reaction from his pears has been sadness and respect. That's more important than respect from some fat, lying, snotty, retard with a byline.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 05:25 PM (sAmhv)

73 Rob Reiner was a leftist piece of shit.

Talented one, though. He could make great movies even though he was a fool and a leftist twit. They rarely had anything political in them until his last ones.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:26 PM (PYyV9)

74 59 There's an X report that 35 C-17s worth of special operators + gear + elements of the 82nd are in or on their way to Israel and Jordan.

Sounds like the Strait of Hormuz will be like the Panama Canal. US control and no longer Iran Territory.

And we are going to take Kharg Island and control the island and the Oil flow...

Just Sayin.......................

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 24, 2026 05:26 PM (TghYn)

75
So if Bruce Lee beat up Chuck Norris in "Dragon Enters the Octagon with Fists of Fury" and Brad Pitts' Cliff Boothe kicks heck out of Bruce Lee in the "Once soon a Time in Parallel Universe Hollywood", doesn't it follow that...

aw, dang, the psychoelixer guy AOC recommended is at the door and I lost my train of thought.

Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 05:27 PM (Y8DZL)

76 "US Bishops Call for Catholics to ‘Stand Clearly’ Against Hate, Violence Toward ‘Our Jewish Brothers and Sisters’"

Me: The US Conference of Catholic Bishops posted a video stating their position against antisemitism and conspiracy enthusiasts.

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/427a45cn
Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2026 05:23 PM (rj6Yv)

So the Catholic Bishops are saying point our guns at Islam? OK.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)

77 Chuck was a very classy guy, at least going by the interviews I've watched.

Everyone who worked with him had nothing but good things to say. Danica McKellar was on his Texas Ranger show and said he worked to get her a bigger role in the episodes and even got her involved in kicking bad guy asses instead of just being a "damsel in distress."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:28 PM (PYyV9)

78 Me: The US Conference of Catholic Bishops posted a video stating their position against antisemitism and conspiracy enthusiasts.
___

This is more evidence that Candace is right!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 05:29 PM (Dv3i1)

79 AOC's campaign spent $19,000 for unspecified medical treatments by a doctor known to use ketamine in treating woke women with bad cases of the grumpies.

Isn't ketamine a cow tranquilizer?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 05:29 PM (5xUrG)

80 51 That's ziran guy Ali Somesbody said he be makes Deel with Trump because has breath stank and gives in.

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 24, 2026 05:19 PM (b4Qnw)

Mary have you ever considered calling AOC's Psyco-Doctor for some therapy ???

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 24, 2026 05:29 PM (X7dyz)

81 So if Bruce Lee beat up Chuck Norris in "Dragon Enters the Octagon with Fists of Fury" and Brad Pitts' Cliff Boothe kicks heck out of Bruce Lee in the "Once soon a Time in Parallel Universe Hollywood", doesn't it follow that

Yeah in Tarantino's fever dreams it means Brad Pitt could kick Chuck Norris' ass. In reality, Chuck would have cleaned Bruce Lee's clock: he was bigger, had more reach, and was a triple crown martial arts champion. Chuck was the real deal.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:29 PM (PYyV9)

82 "They attempted to overthrow the elected president, to subvert the expressed will of the American people, got caught and all lived happily every after, suffering zero consequences and getting big, fat government pensions.

The end."

Posted by: 29Victor at March 24, 2026 05:29 PM (0MjtC)

83 Did see a funny AI of the Terminator knocking on a door, Chuck answers it. Arnold asks for Sarah Connor, Chuck looks serious. Next you see the Terminator in a pretzel

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 05:30 PM (Ia/+0)

84 Didn't Ketamine contribute to Matthew Perry's death?
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 05:13 PM (7pyh7)
——

The main cause, IIRC. It’s a heavy sedative and can be dangerous if abused. It’s popular with the club kids and elites because it has a distinct euphoric high that you don’t get with traditional downers like heroin.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 24, 2026 05:30 PM (Bw02E)

85 Sounds like the Strait of Hormuz will be like the Panama Canal. US control and no longer Iran Territory.
____

We'll make ships pay the toll for US protection through the strait. At least until a judge orders Trump to repay the tolls.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 05:30 PM (Dv3i1)

86 Getting them one at a time as they break traffic laws ain’t cutting it, you’ve got to take out the source of the problem with the assholes hiring them.

Also, Civil Forfeiture the tractor, trailer, and load. Maybe their customers suing them for breach of contract will work quicker.

Also, any state found issuing CDLs to non-qualifying drivers should have ALL of their CDLs suspended pending re-verification. Maybe the suddenly unemployed union drivers could talk to their union reps and tell them to fix the fucking problem.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2026 05:31 PM (D0HYP)

87 81 So if Bruce Lee beat up Chuck Norris in "Dragon Enters the Octagon with Fists of Fury" and Brad Pitts' Cliff Boothe kicks heck out of Bruce Lee in the "Once soon a Time in Parallel Universe Hollywood", doesn't it follow that

Yeah in Tarantino's fever dreams it means Brad Pitt could kick Chuck Norris' ass. In reality, Chuck would have cleaned Bruce Lee's clock: he was bigger, had more reach, and was a triple crown martial arts champion. Chuck was the real deal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:29 PM (PYyV9)

Movies are not real life.
Brad Pitt is not Cliff Both.

I would not have bet money on Chuck beating Bruce. Bruce was fast as greased shit and could generate power like a heavyweight. That said, mass matters if you can apply it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 24, 2026 05:32 PM (xcxpd)

88 > Isn't ketamine a cow tranquilizer?

No. It was developed for human use and has been FDA approved for humans since 1970. In 2000, researchers discovered it also has anti-depressant qualities in low doses.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 05:33 PM (mkw2N)

89 Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2026 05:31 PM (D0HYP)

Good suggestions. Send them to Sean Duffy. Isn't he head of Transportation now?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 05:33 PM (looXz)

90 Yeah in Tarantino's fever dreams it means Brad Pitt could kick Chuck Norris' ass. In reality, Chuck would have cleaned Bruce Lee's clock: he was bigger, had more reach, and was a triple crown martial arts champion. Chuck was the real deal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

That's the gist I get from those interviews. Chuck is a class act and didn't want to come right out and say it. When he was in that movie with Lee, he was still competing as a karete pro and doing so at a championship level. So yes, in an actual fight, Norris would have won and that's not a knock on Lee. Bruce Lee wasn't a pro fighter at least not at the level Chuck was.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 24, 2026 05:33 PM (sAmhv)

91 There's an X report that 35 C-17s worth of special operators + gear + elements of the 82nd are in or on their way to Israel and Jordan.

Sounds like the Strait of Hormuz will be like the Panama Canal. US control and no longer Iran Territory.

And we are going to take Kharg Island and control the island and the Oil flow...

Just Sayin.......................
Posted by: Jackson K.

The spice must flow.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 05:33 PM (5xUrG)

92 BOC>AOC

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 05:34 PM (mHVWR)

93 She left in a quiet snit apparently over not much of anything except me telling her she was probably wrong and Cent Com was not lying (she said the fuel plane was shot down). She left in quite a huff, I'd say.

An old grouch argues that we are in the war with Iran for no reason. Even when some reason with him. He thinks it's to avenge 9/11. Him I don't bother much with.

The stupid. It hurts.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 04:21 PM (WONhk)
==
I actually have a former work colleague (huge operation, didn't know him well) who lost his son in that tanker crash. Was an accident apparently as the tankers were switching out, and was at night. It's dangerous. There were trainees working it which is why there were more flyers in the plane than normal. Tragic. But you have to train at some point. At least that is the story being passed around among the work community.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 24, 2026 05:34 PM (GZYu7)

94 Chuck had a masterful spinning back fist. KO'ed dudes with that.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 24, 2026 05:34 PM (mzM2O)

95 In the beginning there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing in the head and told it to get a job.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 24, 2026 05:35 PM (wBaIH)

96 Perfectly legitimate use of campaign funds. It makes sense for employee retention. Much easier for staffers to corral the wild-eyed halfwit they're babysitting if she's stuck in a k-hole all the time.

Just gotta be careful... no matter how tempting it might be, don't pull a Casey Anthony.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2026 05:35 PM (BI5O2)

97 95 In the beginning there was nothing. Then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing in the head and told it to get a job.
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 24, 2026 05:35 PM

This is beautiful. A Chuck Norris joke I hadn't seen before.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 24, 2026 05:35 PM (fxCK2)

98
AOC. It sounds like "Riley" is an insatiable sex maniac who was riding AOC like a brood mare and was putting the poor girl up wet. Vitamin K is just the ticket!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 05:35 PM (xG4kz)

99 >>an anesthetic injected into a nerve cluster in the neck to calm the body's fight-or-flight response.

So basically, a chemically induced psychopath.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 05:36 PM (cUmOc)

100 And we are going to take Kharg Island and control the island and the Oil flow...

Just Sayin.......................
Posted by: Jackson K.

The spice must flow.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 05:33 PM (5xUrG)
========

Tick tock tick tock ...

Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2026 05:37 PM (rj6Yv)

101 Ketamine got Dwayne Haskins too.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 05:38 PM (aTgV0)

102 I wonder if AOC's campaign was also paying for the strobe lights, the chemlight sticks and the pacifiers.

youtu.be/4vLgHdSVBdI

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 05:38 PM (rbvCR)

103 Flew in from Miami Beach BOAC >>> AOC

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 24, 2026 05:38 PM (0bjKf)

104 Everyone who worked with him had nothing but good things to say. Danica McKellar was on his Texas Ranger show and said he worked to get her a bigger role in the episodes and even got her involved in kicking bad guy asses instead of just being a "damsel in distress."

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:28 PM (PYyV9)

Oooohhh Danica...

Go woke, go broke news.

Deadline reported Epic Games is laying off 1000 employees. They make Fortnite. I'm not a gamer but did research. Disney du,ped $1.5 billion into the company. The company had some event for pride in it's gameand for some reason many stopped playing.

Go figure.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 05:39 PM (Sco7b)

105 Roberts could also. But, that's his buddy.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (Klk40)

Not that it would matter but search tells me that the Chief Justice of the United States does not have direct authority to discipline federal judges.

He could send a complaint to the circuit court but they've already ruled that they won't rein in Boasburg. He could temporarily suspend them, if the rest of SCOTUS agreed, although I don't know for how long. That's about it.

It's really on Congress and the House won't impeach because they know that the Senate won't convict. The weakness in our system is that it depends on the people in office to have honor.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 05:39 PM (ExV1e)

106 Tragic. But you have to train at some point. At least that is the story being passed around among the work community.
Posted by: Black JEM at March 24, 2026 05:34 PM (GZYu7)
======

Fatigue might have been a factor, too. Our brave warriors are being pushed to the limit.

Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2026 05:39 PM (rj6Yv)

107 In reality, Chuck would have cleaned Bruce Lee's clock: he was bigger, had more reach, and was a triple crown martial arts champion. Chuck was the real deal.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:29 PM

Supposedly Chuck was at a restaurant having a private dinner, and someone at a nearby table was able to record the conversation. Chuck was asked who would win in a real fight between him and Bruce Lee, and he answered without hesitation "Bruce Lee".

Since they trained together at one point, and were friends, if the story is true, I doubt he had reason to dissimulate.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 05:40 PM (0sNs1)

108
Talented one, though. He could make great movies even though he was a fool and a leftist twit. They rarely had anything political in them until his last ones.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:26 PM (PYyV9)

When I look at his filmography, I see someone who hadn't made a decent film in over 30 years. Even if you were a commie cocksucker like he was, most of his professional life was a parade of mediocrity, made even more tragic because the first 10 years or so held such promise.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 05:40 PM (y9nCu)

109 I think it's funny the elites love ketamine now. When I was a kid, it was looked at as a drug for degenerates. Like crack, but for white people. Half the time, you were buying it from someone who burgled a large animal vet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2026 05:40 PM (BI5O2)

110 I said for years both Howell then Boasberg were in cahoots with Biden DOJ to rubber stamp, even advise, any strategy set forth by Jack Smith.
_________
Is that legal? And isn't it grounds for impeachment? Therefore can't they be called before Congress? And in the case of Boasberg, can't his best bud and consigliere, Roberts, have to go along?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2026 05:41 PM (AlhUl)

111
Variety has not been relevant for ages.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 05:41 PM (xG4kz)

112 "British Female Sailor Court-Martialed for ‘Sexually Assaulting Four Shipmates’ on Royal Navy Destroyer"

Sounds like a fun cruise.

Over at Gateway Pundit

Posted by: javems at March 24, 2026 05:41 PM (zFsEm)

113 Arrest the owners and fine them heavily as well as giving them jail time. The word will get around: "Don't hire them illegals! It's cheaper to hire Americans."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 05:21 PM (wzUl9)

And not just with trucking companies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 05:41 PM (ExV1e)

114 86, all of that, and more!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 05:42 PM (MIIRH)

115 I love the LNT J-curve rational of microdosing.

These are the same people who think microdosing plastic causes everything from infertility to cancer, even though plastic itself is not harmful. But microdosing psychedelics and stupid mind altering drugs is a good thing.

Yes, studies show it reduces depression. I ran into this in semiconductor clean room studies - every study showed that every intervention reduced particle count -- it turned out that studies reduced particle count because people being studied stop doing lazy things. So announce a study and things will automatically improve.

I think the same is in play with these depression studies. Being in a study reduces depression.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 05:42 PM (cUmOc)

116 106 Fatigue might have been a factor, too. Our brave warriors are being pushed to the limit.
Posted by: mrp

But I was assured by Disinterested FDA guy on this blog months ago that our armed forces were untrustworthy louts laying about waiting for their free trans surgeries.

Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 05:43 PM (Y8DZL)

117 Might want to check that sailor.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 05:43 PM (aTgV0)

118 You know who can remedy this? Congress. By impeaching them. Which they won't even consider.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
----
The House could easily impeach him. The problem is the 2 or 3 week waste of time while Senators, pro and con pontificate, at the end of which time, the Senate will not have the 66 votes necessary to convict and remove him.
Until we have 69 Rep senators (allow for the RINOs) impeachment is just sound and fury, signifying nothing.

Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 05:44 PM (8snZr)

119 . So yes, in an actual fight, Norris would have won and that's not a knock on Lee. Bruce Lee wasn't a pro fighter at least not at the level Chuck was.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Least of which is that Chuck was a vet. Vets aren't taught to slightly injure someone in combat. Lee had no experience in any military service.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 24, 2026 05:45 PM (diia5)

120 But I was assured by Disinterested FDA guy on this blog months ago
Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 05:43 PM

If it's said on this blog, you can take it to the bank!

Posted by: The French Model at March 24, 2026 05:45 PM (0sNs1)

121 So AOC also knows Doctor Feelgood.

Posted by: The Motley Crue at March 24, 2026 05:45 PM (QaH55)

122 'Thick as Thieves'

Boasberg was Skull and Bones at Yale, like both Bushes. Roberts is in effect an honorary member. Huge ties to the Deep State.

Posted by: Ignoramus at March 24, 2026 05:46 PM (dtajH)

123 ketamine is used on horses
Posted by: Desinex at March 24, 2026 05:10 PM (jrgJz)

Funny, weren't they saying that ivermectin was for horses? But this is ok?

Posted by: InZona at March 24, 2026 05:47 PM (1lo+V)

124 most of his professional life was a parade of mediocrity, made even more tragic because the first 10 years or so held such promise.

Yeah he really tailed off, likely because his politics became more important to him than doing his job. But man he had a great run.

Stand By Me, Misery, A Few Good Men, Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, This Is Spinal Tap, The Sure Thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:47 PM (PYyV9)

125 Some guy on MS Now was just shown talking abput what life is like since his family was deported by ICE.

Should've taken the buyout....

Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 05:47 PM (Sco7b)

126 Taco Tuesday

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 05:47 PM (Ia/+0)

127 Maybe Ace or a COB covered this already, but I just saw this:

NYT sued the Pentagon and Pete Hegseth last year because of the new credentialing and access policy. U.S. District Judge Paul Friedman in Washington, D.C., ordered the Pentagon to reinstate the press credentials of seven NYT journalists and struck down some restrictions.

The Pentagon immediately closed the "Correspondents’ Corridor" that reporters were used to using. But they will be able to use an “annex” outside the building.

When it's available.

The spokesman for the Pentagon didn't give a date for construction, let alone building it.

Now the reporters and their legal eagles are having a snit-fit.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 24, 2026 05:47 PM (fxCK2)

128 Chuck Norris. By the time I was 13-14 I was a 3rd degree black belt in Chinese Kempo. The late 70's to early 80's every kid from every karate discipline Tae Kwan Do, Shu Do Kan, Shin Do had Chuck Norris brand hand and foot pads. If you didn't have Chuck Norris brand you' were a dork. God I miss those days at competitions in freezing gyms waiting to fight. Them pads didn't do much. We'd be bloodied and beat the shit out of each other. Dislocations. Stitches. Broken bones. I don't know how some of us Gen X survived the late 70's early 80's.

Valentines Kempo Karate, I miss it.

Enough old guy reminiscing.

Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2026 05:48 PM (IlL6s)

129 I don't even...get how these illegal truck drivers are possible. How is it Dems are not all over this issue? What value is served by having people who don't know English, or street signs, drive 18 wheelers?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 24, 2026 05:49 PM (L6dcX)

130 @122 do was John Kerry (D- asshole)

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 05:49 PM (mHVWR)

131 U.S. District Judge Paul Friedman in Washington, D.C., ordered the Pentagon to reinstate the press credentials of seven NYT journalists and struck down some restrictions.

I am skeptical of this "you must give the New York Times access" legal theory. It ranks right up there with "you are a public figure so you cannot block people on social media" that somehow only applies to President Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:49 PM (PYyV9)

132 Now the reporters and their legal eagles are having a snit-fit.
___
Paul Friedman has made his decision; now let him enforce it!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 05:50 PM (Dv3i1)

133 Trump announced Iran sent "a present" that arrived today, a "very valuable present". No idea what he's talking about.

Market rumors are that the next meeting (scheduled for Pakistan) will be between Kushner/Witkoff and the head of the parliament and former IRGC commander.

Controlling Kharg Island doesn't do anything for protecting trade in the strait. Look at a map. It does enable control over Iran oil exports, but so does kicking their ass militarily, as has already happened.

Controlling the Iranian coastline would help protect shipping through the straits but Iran is a huge country and could fire on oil tankers from anywhere, even well inland. Only a deal that stops missile production and destroys the remaining inventory truly protects Hormuz shipping.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 05:50 PM (3ihDZ)

134 O/T...82nd Airborn has been called up. Prayers for all military and their families.

I hope a show of force. We know someone at the top of the 82nd and he fights with his men. May God be with them all and bring them home safely.

The other blog had people getting wee wee'd up and I had to shut that down before my nap. There was mewing about they did not vote for another war. No kidding. Like they are in charge. The stupid! It hurts my head!

Things change and we know nothing. Trust Trump is all I can say for what that is worth.

I also know that he is not kicking this can to the next President as others have for 47yrs. Get this done, Mr. President.

Praying, as that is all I have, for the protection of our military, the military bases, our country, and the families of those who serve.

End this.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 05:51 PM (WONhk)

135 There is so little accountability for criminal behavior:

Misappropriating funds for drugs
Federal judges casually violating constitutional oaths
Illegal eavesdropping (hello zombie Bob Haldeman)
Unqualified alien drivers

If this was punished we might get less of it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 05:51 PM (RIvkX)

136 Not that it would matter but search tells me that the Chief Justice of the United States does not have direct authority to discipline federal judges.

Here's what Roberts could do: Hire a dozen new clerks. Have a couple in Boasberg's court at all times; Have a few looking over every ruling that asshole makes. When he makes a stupid ruling, sua sponte it up to the Supreme Court and immediately reverse it per curium. The Supremes would have to work overtime, but eventually Boasberg's boss might get the message.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2026 05:52 PM (D0HYP)

137 The "present" is Kharg Island

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 05:52 PM (RIvkX)

138 I think it's funny the elites love ketamine now. When I was a kid, it was looked at as a drug for degenerates. Like crack, but for white people. Half the time, you were buying it from someone who burgled a large animal vet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 24, 2026 05:40 PM (BI5O2)

Just wait until I get popular.

Posted by: Krokodil at March 24, 2026 05:52 PM (wLsnt)

139 Nothing will happen.

Posted by: The person who always says that at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (2Ez/1)

140 What does a yellow light mean?

Go very fast.

- Starman

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (Jc4hv)

141 Drivers who speak, read and understand English, but learned to drive in 3rd world countries where Rule of the Road is that the big vehicle goes wherever it wants and the small vehicle gets out of the way, need at least two years’ experience driving a regular car in the United States before they should be allowed to apply for a CDL.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (jYRYu)

142 Controlling Kharg Island doesn't do anything for protecting trade in the strait. Look at a map. It does enable control over Iran oil exports, but so does kicking their ass militarily, as has already happened.

Controlling the Iranian coastline would help protect shipping through the straits but Iran is a huge country and could fire on oil tankers from anywhere, even well inland. Only a deal that stops missile production and destroys the remaining inventory truly protects Hormuz shipping.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 05:50 PM

Solid analysis.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (0sNs1)

143
Stand By Me, Misery, A Few Good Men, Princess Bride, When Harry Met Sally, This Is Spinal Tap, The Sure Thing.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:47 PM (PYyV9)

Yep, that's what made his murder so tragic. Aside from the writing (which he didn't do), that's a great list of films, one that any decent director would be proud of.

I think it was Aaron Sorkin who ruined him as a filmmaker. Made him think that he was influential rather than just an entertainer.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (y9nCu)

144 129 I don't even...get how these illegal truck drivers are possible. How is it Dems are not all over this issue? What value is served by having people who don't know English, or street signs, drive 18 wheelers?
Posted by: The Whine Guy

Have you ever heard the phrase "kickbacks"?

I'm kind of pissed that red states don't band together for the safety of their residents to petition courts to do something. But then most red states probably know too well the value of kickbacks.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (Dv3i1)

145 GOOGLE OOE IS TELLING ME THAT THE WHITE HOUSE SAID THE REPUBLICAN DEAL ON DHS/TSA FUNDING IS "ACCEPTABLE."

I GOTTA BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS DROP!

Posted by: GigantorX at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (FNE2p)

146 Trump announced Iran sent "a present" that arrived today, a "very valuable present". No idea what he's talking about.

Two goats. Beautiful goats. Really beautiful goats.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (5xUrG)

147 "What does a yellow light mean?

Go very fast.

- Starman
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit"

hah.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (aTgV0)

148 129 I don't even...get how these illegal truck drivers are possible. How is it Dems are not all over this issue? What value is served by having people who don't know English, or street signs, drive 18 wheelers?
Posted by: The Whine Guy

---------------

They saw the "truckers" protest in Canada, and understood that truckers - being independent and blue collar - lean Right. They needed to crush them. Same with police (going back to clinton), military (with obama and his attempt to trans it), construction and trades (with the massive immigration, and heavy industry (by offshoring it),....

It is all planned -- they target the people they don't like. Immigrant workers not only replaces them, but it reduces wages and punishes them. Then they let in the drugs and destroy those people and families - put them on the dole like they did with the black community. They are evil

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 05:54 PM (cUmOc)

149 Another.

>>@CilComLFC
·
12m
>>🇩🇰 BREAKING: The ‘far-right’ Danish People’s Party have QUADRUPLED their vote share in today’s General Election in Denmark, despite polling lowly.

>>They advocate for closing Denmark’s borders, limiting asylum and deporting refugees.

>>The Danish people want their Country back! 👏

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 05:54 PM (viF8m)

150 I learned something today. In Unhygienicstan, 'keep right' means 'no'.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 24, 2026 05:54 PM (CwhoI)

151 Has ace changed the formatting? I'm finding this website difficult to read on my phone.

Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 05:54 PM (q177U)

152 Here's what Roberts could do: Hire a dozen new clerks. Have a couple in Boasberg's court at all times; Have a few looking over every ruling that asshole makes. When he makes a stupid ruling, sua sponte it up to the Supreme Court and immediately reverse it per curium. The Supremes would have to work overtime, but eventually Boasberg's boss might get the message.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2026 05:52 PM (D0HYP)

"The structure of the federal judiciary keeps clerkships separate and chamber-specific, with no formal mechanism for reassignment across courts."

It would appear that this is another power which the Chief Justice simply does not have.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 05:55 PM (ExV1e)

153
A Few Good Men suffers from Sorkin-speak. Once I recognized it, I could not abide it.

An American President is crippled by it, completely aside from the putative drama involving the legislation the Preznint wants to get passed and signed.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 05:55 PM (xG4kz)

154 When I went through truck driving school, they put us through a literacy test and a sign test. Two people were bounced immediately because apparently they could not pass.

Makes me feel pretty damn good that people are getting CDLs without that basic knowledge (SMH)...

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 05:56 PM (hJH5n)

155 I think it was Aaron Sorkin who ruined him as a filmmaker. Made him think that he was influential rather than just an entertainer.

There was a whole movement at the end of the 80s that pressured boomers to go back to being hippies instead of useful members of society that they had grown into.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 05:56 PM (PYyV9)

156 GOOGLE OOE IS TELLING ME THAT THE WHITE HOUSE SAID THE REPUBLICAN DEAL ON DHS/TSA FUNDING IS "ACCEPTABLE."

Isn't it saying "someone at the White House"? While it's possible, always be skeptical of anonymous reporting.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 05:56 PM (ExV1e)

157 151 Has ace changed the formatting? I'm finding this website difficult to read on my phone.
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 05:54 PM (q177U)

Normal on my tablet.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 05:56 PM (Sco7b)

158 I also know that he is not kicking this can to the next President as others have for 47yrs. Get this done, Mr. President.
Praying, as that is all I have, for the protection of our military, the military bases, our country, and the families of those who serve.
End this.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 05:51 PM (WONhk)

The speculation (WAG) is the final need is to seize or otherwise make unusable the 600 KGs of 60% Uranium, which will both require specialists, people to keep the IRGC off the specialists, and probably local help.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 05:57 PM (rbvCR)

159 119 . So yes, in an actual fight, Norris would have won and that's not a knock on Lee. Bruce Lee wasn't a pro fighter at least not at the level Chuck was.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Famous fight scene in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood between Cliff Booth and Bruce Lee is supposedly a redux of a real event between Lee and real stuntman Gene LeBell.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 24, 2026 05:58 PM (QaH55)

160 >>What value is served by having people who don't know English, or street signs, drive 18 wheelers?

How do you attract and keep millions of illegal aliens to be your new base of voters? You get them jobs.

Can only afford to support them just so much by defrauding people's tax dollars. Some of them actually have to work.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)

161 I detest people who hit the brakes when light is green
And there are a lot of them

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 05:58 PM (Ia/+0)

162 133 Trump announced Iran sent "a present" that arrived today, a "very valuable present". No idea what he's talking about.
----------

Defector?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 24, 2026 05:58 PM (cUmOc)

163 The speculation (WAG) is the final need is to seize or otherwise make unusable the 600 KGs of 60% Uranium, which will both require specialists, people to keep the IRGC off the specialists, and probably local help.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 05:57 PM (rbvCR)

Hopefully we'll go after it after Iran has 'surrendered' so that the protection is only needed for the expected dead-enders.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 05:59 PM (ExV1e)

164 133 Trump announced Iran sent "a present" that arrived today, a "very valuable present". No idea what he's talking about.

The Ark of the Covenant.

Posted by: Indiana Jones at March 24, 2026 05:59 PM (IifOV)

165 > Trump announced Iran sent "a present" that arrived today, a "very valuable present". No idea what he's talking about.
-------------
Probably their first nuke.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2026 05:59 PM (AkEZC)

166 Actor Jerry O’Connell said his wife actress Rebecca Romijn and their two daughters “became physical” with him after he made a joke about former Vice President Kamala Harris losing the 2024 election. “They were filled with rage,” he said.

I know it's a tight field, with Thune and Tillis currently in the top three but, I now nominate this limp wristed modern man as #1. Fight me.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 24, 2026 05:59 PM (abIsI)

167 43 Not only should they take the Cuban "driver" out of service, but they should turn him over to ICE to see if he's illegal. Just because he can't speak or read English doesn't *automatically* mean he's illegal. Some of these people are technically legal residents. They just have never bothered to learn English because no one has forced them to.

Check him. If he's not legal, out!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 05:17 PM (wzUl9)

No shit. I know lots of people want the United States to have its own little Quebec (Spanish instead of French) but its pissing me off to see increasing amounts of people going to where I work, not knowing a damn word of English and expecting me to know Spanish.

My mother had to learn English the hard way. Everyone else can if they intend to stay here.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 06:00 PM (hJH5n)

168
Drivers who speak, read and understand English, but learned to drive in 3rd world countries where Rule of the Road is that the big vehicle goes wherever it wants and the small vehicle gets out of the way, need ~~at least two years’ experience driving a regular car in the United States before they should be allowed to apply for a CDL.~~ to remain in their own shithole countries and engage in their "Death Drive 2026" tactics there.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 06:00 PM (xG4kz)

169 The Ark of the Covenant.
Posted by: Indiana Jones at March 24, 2026 05:59 PM (IifOV)

I thought that was somewhere in the Smithsonian. That's what the documentary said.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:00 PM (ExV1e)

170 I detest people who hit the brakes when light is green
And there are a lot of them
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 05:58 PM (Ia/+0)
=====

They come from places where people do not stop at red lights.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:00 PM (RIvkX)

171
Driving business out of state, demoralizing city and county police forces to the point of forcing resignations...

Of course this is all arranged. Their replacement agenda is a plan, not a theory.

Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:01 PM (Y8DZL)

172 133 Trump announced Iran sent "a present" that arrived today, a "very valuable present". No idea what he's talking about.

Nothing says 'Thank you' like a few thousand pagers.
Maybe smart phones....

Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 06:01 PM (Sco7b)

173 How do you attract and keep millions of illegal aliens to be your new base of voters? You get them jobs.

Can only afford to support them just so much by defrauding people's tax dollars. Some of them actually have to work.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 24, 2026 05:58 PM (viF8m)

And if some people die on the highways due to their not being able to understand road signs or English instructions? So be it.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 06:01 PM (hJH5n)

174 Trump announced Iran sent "a present" that arrived today, a "very valuable present". No idea what he's talking about.
-------------
Probably their first nuke.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2026 05:59 PM (AkEZC)
---
If anyone is going to bring a little ray of sunshine into the lives of the Iranian mullahs, it's President Trump.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 06:02 PM (ESVrU)

175
A Few Good Men suffers from Sorkin-speak. Once I recognized it, I could not abide it.

An American President is crippled by it, completely aside from the putative drama involving the legislation the Preznint wants to get passed and signed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 05:55 PM (xG4kz)

Werd.

The stupid climax of The American President where he pontificates in Congress on gun confiscation and says "....and I'm going to get the guns" while both sides of the aisle clap like they just heard Uncle Joe Stalin talking about the New Soviet Man and everyone's afraid to be the first to stop clapping. As if the conservative population wouldn't defenestrate every traitorous GOPe Congressweasel if he actually tried.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 06:02 PM (y9nCu)

176 We'll find out tonight on The Curse of Oak Island

Posted by: wth at March 24, 2026 06:02 PM (UjdFS)

177 They come from places where people do not stop at red lights.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:00 PM (RIvkX)

I have been known to wait a bit before going when my light turns green because I'm not certain the cross traffic is gonna stop.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:02 PM (ExV1e)

178 Breaking: Judge Boasberg has ruled the United States must immediately return the Ark of the Covenant to the Nazis.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 24, 2026 06:02 PM (CwhoI)

179
Actor Jerry O’Connell said his wife actress Rebecca Romijn and their two daughters “became physical” with him after he made a joke about former Vice President Kamala Harris losing the 2024 election. “They were filled with rage,” he said.

He said that he said the Dims ought to have held primary elections rather than anoint Red Kammie.

He's still a simpering pussy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 06:03 PM (xG4kz)

180 There's an X report that 35 C-17s worth of special operators + gear + elements of the 82nd are in or on their way to Israel and Jordan.

Posted by: Jackson K.
-----
I'd be more interested in getting some counter-battery arty in the area. We need to develop some Ukraine level flexibilty. Mount the 155 guns on a boat, network it in with UAVs and radars on another boat, and get the mobile drone and rocket launchers aiming at ships before the launchers can move after firing.

Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 06:03 PM (8snZr)

181 They come from places where people do not stop at red lights.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:00 PM (RIvkX)

Like Lexington, Ky.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 06:04 PM (zZu0s)

182 > I detest people who hit the brakes when light is green
And there are a lot of them
Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 05:58 PM (Ia/+0)
=====

They come from places where people do not stop at red lights.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:00 PM (RIvkX)
-----------
Or people who stop at yellowish/green lights.

Same intersection here. Monthly crashes. For just that reason. 3 fatalities so far.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 24, 2026 06:04 PM (AkEZC)

183 Trump usually saves the big stuff for Friday evenings.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 24, 2026 06:04 PM (2Ez/1)

184 168
Drivers who speak, read and understand English, but learned to drive in 3rd world countries where Rule of the Road is that the big vehicle goes wherever it wants and the small vehicle gets out of the way, need at least two years’ experience driving a regular car in the United States before they should be allowed to apply for a CDL. to remain in their own shithole countries and engage in their "Death Drive 2026" tactics there.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 06:00 PM (xG4kz)

Fine. 🙄

The point is their lack of English proficiency is not the problem.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at March 24, 2026 06:04 PM (jYRYu)

185 Trump announced Iran sent "a present" that arrived today, a "very valuable present". No idea what he's talking about.

Two goats. Beautiful goats. Really beautiful goats.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (5xUrG)

LOL

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 24, 2026 06:04 PM (g8Ew8)

186 Breaking: Judge Boasberg has ruled the United States must immediately return the Ark of the Covenant to the Nazis.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 24, 2026 06:02 PM (CwhoI)
----
Considering what it did to the Nazis who dared to look inside it, I can't say that's a bad thing.

Indiana Jones was effectively superfluous to the events of that movie. The greed of the Nazis would have been their undoing. No way would Hitler have been able to harness that power.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 06:04 PM (ESVrU)

187 He's still a simpering pussy.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 24, 2026 06:03 PM (xG4kz)

And, yet, he has had sex (officially) with Rebecca Romijn, presumably, at least twice.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:06 PM (ExV1e)

188 I'd be more interested in getting some counter-battery arty in the area. We need to develop some Ukraine level flexibilty. Mount the 155 guns on a boat, network it in with UAVs and radars on another boat, and get the mobile drone and rocket launchers aiming at ships before the launchers can move after firing.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 06:03 PM (8snZr)

I have seen reported that Space Force is doing the satellite imaging using AI to spot and verify launches and the follow up scoot by the units, for targeting by the Navy and Air Force.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 06:06 PM (rbvCR)

189 I detest people that I have to pass 4-5 times when my cruise control is on. They speed up. They slow down. Speed up. Slow down.

Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2026 06:07 PM (IlL6s)

190
No shit. I know lots of people want the United States to have its own little Quebec (Spanish instead of French) but its pissing me off to see increasing amounts of people going to where I work, not knowing a damn word of English and expecting me to know Spanish.

My mother had to learn English the hard way. Everyone else can if they intend to stay here.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 06:00 PM (hJH5n)

I had a Chinese delivery guy come by about a week or two ago, delivering a package to my neighbor, who was out. Didn't speak a word of English. When he pulled out his phone and tried to get me to read Google Translate off his screen, I waved him away and told him I wasn't doing that shit. He understood THAT.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 06:07 PM (y9nCu)

191 Wife mad Chicken Riggies tonight. One of three things of note to come out of Utica, NY. The other two were Utica Club and Murder Inc. Hitmen.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 24, 2026 06:07 PM (wBaIH)

192 Trump announced Iran sent "a present" that arrived today, a "very valuable present". No idea what he's talking about.

==

he said somebody some group he can negotiate with sent him a present, a big present worth a tremendous amount of money

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 06:08 PM (GD0B3)

193 Indiana Jones was effectively superfluous to the events of that movie. The greed of the Nazis would have been their undoing. No way would Hitler have been able to harness that power.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 06:04 PM (ESVrU)

he was there to rescue whatshername.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 06:08 PM (rbvCR)

194 Indiana Jones was effectively superfluous to the events of that movie. The greed of the Nazis would have been their undoing. No way would Hitler have been able to harness that power.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 06:04 PM (ESVrU)

Big Bang Theory had an episode where Penny, IIRC, pointed out that Jones had no real impact on the events of the film.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:08 PM (ExV1e)

195 could be cardboard supreme leader!

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 06:08 PM (GD0B3)

196 180 There's an X report that 35 C-17s worth of special operators + gear + elements of the 82nd are in or on their way to Israel and Jordan.

Posted by: Jackson K.
-----
I'd be more interested in getting some counter-battery arty in the area. We need to develop some Ukraine level flexibilty. Mount the 155 guns on a boat, network it in with UAVs and radars on another boat, and get the mobile drone and rocket launchers aiming at ships before the launchers can move after firing.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 24, 2026 06:03 PM (8snZr)

We need to bring back the Iowa class battleships. I'd be down with building all new modern versions.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 06:08 PM (hJH5n)

197 Why rag on Chuck Norris?

Is there some trans, furry, POC action star I've been missing?
----

AOC needs to grow up and have a good screw with Riley. She's not a child; he's not her parent.

They're both nuts for hanging on in that codependent relationship.

Posted by: L - No nic... at March 24, 2026 06:08 PM (NFX2v)

198 When I became an instructor at Air Force Base X my Realtor was a guy who retired from the AF who had been an instructor at that same schoolhouse. He also ran a dojo as a master in Tai Kwan Do that he started learning as a younger Air Police in South Korea (Osan, I think). He was a sparring partner of Chuck Norris there.

You would not have ever met a finer gentleman than Paul DeBaca, and with Chuck as his running buddy, it says a lot about Chuck's outstanding character.

Posted by: Minuteman at March 24, 2026 06:09 PM (47/pr)

199 Marcelis Wallace's soul.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 06:09 PM (zZu0s)

200 Killed a lot of Nazis in very interesting ways.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 06:10 PM (aTgV0)

201 I detest people that I have to pass 4-5 times when my cruise control is on. They speed up. They slow down. Speed up. Slow down.
Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2026 06:07 PM (IlL6s)

Or the ones who're going 15 mph below the speed limit but will accelerate to 100 to prevent you from passing.

Or the ones who will blow past you (when the road behind you is clear), pull in front and brake because they need to take the exit you're passing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:10 PM (ExV1e)

202 Sounds like "migrant truck driver" is Consuela's brother.

"No, no, no...."

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 06:10 PM (Wnv9h)

203 180 I'd be more interested in getting some counter-battery arty in the area.

hmmm..... *scribbles note* trebuchet launching dodgy chinese lithium batteries.

Posted by: anachronda at March 24, 2026 06:10 PM (oY6Yp)

204 Is be Trump brings backs the military draft Brattleboro was be a "No Draft" Zones and pretict childrin from Trump's.

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 24, 2026 06:10 PM (b4Qnw)

205 Big Bang Theory had an episode where Penny, IIRC, pointed out that Jones had no real impact on the events of the film.

It was the ugly girl and Sheldon lost his mind over it

Posted by: Desinex at March 24, 2026 06:11 PM (jrgJz)

206 Marcelis Wallace's soul.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 06:09 PM (zZu0s)

Purr Fiction

youtu.be/H7G1yjDfwL4

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 06:13 PM (rbvCR)

207 The speculation (WAG) is the final need is to seize or otherwise make unusable the 600 KGs of 60% Uranium, which will both require specialists, people to keep the IRGC off the specialists, and probably local help.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 05:57 PM (rbvCR)

Ever read "Vortex" by Larry Bond?

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 06:13 PM (hJH5n)

208 139 Nothing will happen.
Posted by: The person who always says that at March 24, 2026 05:53 PM (2Ez/1)

======

One thing will happen: some people on X will get paid for clicks. That's it. That's all this is about. It's all anything is about on that site.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 06:13 PM (2ap+5)

209
The other blog had people getting wee wee'd up and I had to shut that down

There's another blog?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 06:14 PM (Cqx++)

210 I detest people that I have to pass 4-5 times when my cruise control is on. They speed up. They slow down. Speed up. Slow down.
Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2026 06:07 PM (IlL6s)

Or the ones who're going 15 mph below the speed limit but will accelerate to 100 to prevent you from passing.

Or the ones who will blow past you (when the road behind you is clear), pull in front and brake because they need to take the exit you're passing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:10 PM (ExV1e)

Thats why you need a Popiel pocket RPG.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 06:14 PM (snZF9)

211 As if the conservative population wouldn't defenestrate every traitorous GOPe Congressweasel if he actually tried.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 06:02 PM (y9nCu)

Oh, shit.

Posted by: John Cornyn at March 24, 2026 06:15 PM (wLsnt)

212 192 Trump announced Iran sent "a present" that arrived today, a "very valuable present". No idea what he's talking about.

Yes, they did !!!!! Permission to send all the Democrat Females in the House and Senate to Iran to live the good life under Sharia Law...

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 24, 2026 06:15 PM (X7dyz)

213
Judge Boasberg would be my go-to guy if casting a Nazi.

Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:15 PM (Y8DZL)

214 "The structure of the federal judiciary keeps clerkships separate and chamber-specific, with no formal mechanism for reassignment across courts."

It would appear that this is another power which the Chief Justice simply does not have.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Where did I say "reassignment"? Five Supremes can review any decision by a lower judge and reverse it if it is wrong. They don't have to wait for a party's petition, they can do it on their own authority. It would take alot of overtime, but they can babysit Boasberg and rap his knuckles every time he colors outside of the lines.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2026 06:15 PM (D0HYP)

215 Thats why you need a Popiel pocket RPG.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 06:14 PM (snZF9)

The back-blast would fuck up my interior. Front mounted 50s would work.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:15 PM (ExV1e)

216 ""Trump announced Iran sent "a present" that arrived today, a "very valuable present". No idea what he's talking about.""

Skulls of the IRGC beer mug set.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 06:16 PM (snZF9)

217
The speculation (WAG) is the final need is to seize or otherwise make unusable the 600 KGs of 60% Uranium, which will both require specialists, people to keep the IRGC off the specialists, and probably local help.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 05:57 PM (rbvCR)
......
GOOD facts.

I don't panic (ok, unless there is a snake involved, and then I levitate a foot or so vertically and run in air first).

I don't question if things change under President Trump.

Example in my life: making rounds, a year out of school, find a man in insulin shock coma, post op transfer. Known diabetic.I had to interfere with his insulin dose by his quack MD weeks prior when he was NPO.

Do I:
[] Panic, run for breakroom in tears
[] Wait til the next shift when he will be dead
[] Call for help
[] Push code button (he's alive, breathing)
[] Go to crash cart, get syringe of glucagon, inject
[] All of above

I gave him glucagon IM, standing orders for RN in charge, placed him on his side and he woke up quickly vs dying in front of me.

I called the hospital nursing supervisor and reported the MD. Filled Incident Report for medical board. Told all the nurses on my floor that this doctor is dangerous.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 06:17 PM (WONhk)

218 207 The speculation (WAG) is the final need is to seize or otherwise make unusable the 600 KGs of 60% Uranium, which will both require specialists, people to keep the IRGC off the specialists, and probably local help.

What is the Problem ? They only Kilo-Ton Nukes that are mostly peaceful....

A little radiation never hurt anyone .....

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 24, 2026 06:17 PM (X7dyz)

219 Big Bang Theory had an episode where Penny, IIRC, pointed out that Jones had no real impact on the events of the film.

That show was Reddit with a laugh track

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 24, 2026 06:17 PM (PYyV9)

220 190. I had a Chinese delivery guy come by about a week or two ago, delivering a package to my neighbor, who was out. Didn't speak a word of English. When he pulled out his phone and tried to get me to read Google Translate off his screen, I waved him away and told him I wasn't doing that shit. He understood THAT.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

That's why PA has voter ballots in Chinese, among other languages.

Posted by: L - No nic... at March 24, 2026 06:17 PM (NFX2v)

221 Where did I say "reassignment"? Five Supremes can review any decision by a lower judge and reverse it if it is wrong. They don't have to wait for a party's petition, they can do it on their own authority. It would take alot of overtime, but they can babysit Boasberg and rap his knuckles every time he colors outside of the lines.
Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2026 06:15 PM (D0HYP)

Fair enough. I read your comment as Roberts assigning clerks to Boasburg's court, which he cannot do but also wasn't, apparently, what you meant.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:17 PM (ExV1e)

222 @201 I used to have a different Nic-yes, I'm overtaking them by maybe 10 mph in the fast lane. As soon as I pass and am about to get out of the fast lane.........there they are on my quarter panel.

They blow by you practically wrecking themselves to get around then pull in front of you and slow down. Or the ones hanging in the fast lane til the last minute then do a quick 3-4 lane change to make their exit. A-holes.

Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (IlL6s)

223 Chicken Riggies

I had to look this up and glad I did.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (RIvkX)

224 Yes, they did !!!!! Permission to send all the Democrat Females in the House and Senate to Iran to live the good life under Sharia Law...
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 24, 2026 06:15 PM (X7dyz)

Send them as human shields expecting to be treated as heroes, and not actual human shields.

That was hilarious in Iraq.

Posted by: Stateless - Day 5 - dog care at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (Sco7b)

225 Actually...come to think of it.

Indiana helped the Nazis find the Ark.

But then it killed a bunch of Nazis in interesting ways.

I'm so conflicted.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (aTgV0)

226 Nood. Democrats luv illegals.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (ExV1e)

227 Or the ones hanging in the fast lane til the last minute then do a quick 3-4 lane change to make their exit. A-holes.
Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (IlL6s)

This is a constant thing in San Antonio.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 06:19 PM (hJH5n)

228 I know I'm getting willowed here, but THANK YOU ACE for your post outlining Joe Kent's plotting and treachery.

Posted by: pookysgirl, juggling Lil Pooky and his stuffie at March 24, 2026 06:19 PM (Wt5PA)

229 Or the ones hanging in the fast lane til the last minute then do a quick 3-4 lane change to make their exit. A-holes.

Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2026 06:18 PM (IlL6s)

So, you've driven in ohio I see.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 06:19 PM (snZF9)

230 Maybe the plans for next meeting to elect a Mullah

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 06:20 PM (Ia/+0)

231 A little radiation never hurt anyone ..."

That's our take!

/Vault-Tec

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 06:20 PM (XuXeR)

232 @210 Berserker- 50 cals mounted on both front fenders.

Posted by: JROD at March 24, 2026 06:20 PM (IlL6s)

233 The back-blast would fuck up my interior. Front mounted 50s would work.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 06:15 PM (ExV1e)

Get an Armbrust and remember to keep the windows rolled down.

The Provos built a jack-leg version of the Armbrust rocket projector using auto electrical parts, plumbing supplies and for the counterweight for the back blast, TWO packages of digestive biscuits.
It even worked.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 06:20 PM (rbvCR)

234 205 Big Bang Theory had an episode where Penny, IIRC, pointed out that Jones had no real impact on the events of the film.

It was the ugly girl and Sheldon lost his mind over it
Posted by: Desinex at March 24, 2026 06:11 PM (jrgJz)
---
The little redhead was a cutie, but still not enough to make me continue watching that show.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 06:21 PM (cWLG3)

235 My problem isn't people who brake or slow down at green lights.

My problem is people who use stop lights as a perfect time to check their phones and answer messages, so when the light turns green they hold up the entire line because they aren't paying attention to the light.

It's gotten worse and worse over the past twenty years.

Posted by: SpeakinbgOf at March 24, 2026 06:22 PM (6ydKt)

236 Big Bang Theory had an episode where Penny, IIRC, pointed out that Jones had no real impact on the events of the film.

I seem to recall a scene where the "shoot them both" nazi is on the same Pan Am flight as Jones. He is following Jones to find Ravenswood. If Jones doesn't take the flight overseas, the nazi never finds Marion.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 24, 2026 06:22 PM (D0HYP)

237 Breaking: Jeg Boasberg rules that Rhett Butler must give a damn.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 24, 2026 06:22 PM (u73oe)

238 Kharg Island would only be leverage. The mullah’s buddies need the place operational, so, they can’t drone it even if we posses it.
The Houthis on the Red Sea need to be whacked next.

Posted by: Accomack at March 24, 2026 06:24 PM (8jVAy)

239 As if the conservative population wouldn't defenestrate every traitorous GOPe Congressweasel if he actually tried.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 06:02 PM (y9nCu)

Bring back scaphism.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 24, 2026 06:26 PM (g8Ew8)

240 The Houthis on the Red Sea need to be whacked next.
Posted by: Accomack

Once their toys got taken away and their country got the Jim Christ bombed out of it they haven't had much to do.

Posted by: Auspex at March 24, 2026 06:29 PM (Y8DZL)

241 "US Bishops Call for Catholics to ‘Stand Clearly’ Against Hate, Violence Toward ‘Our Jewish Brothers and Sisters’"

Me: The US Conference of Catholic Bishops posted a video stating their position against antisemitism and conspiracy enthusiasts.

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/427a45cn
Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2026 05:23 PM (rj6Yv)

So the Catholic Bishops are saying point our guns at Islam? OK.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 24, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)

Or Universities. Or Democrats.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 06:51 PM (8avO+)

Processing 0.03, elapsed 0.0444 seconds.
14 queries taking 0.0109 seconds, 249 records returned.
Page size 143 kb.
Powered by Minx 0.8 beta.