Local Crime Story Update: Crazed Abortionist Who Routinely Murdered Children After They Were Born Dies in Prison

As a wise president once said, "Good, I'm glad he's dead."

Kermit Gosnell, the former Philadelphia abortionist convicted of first-degree murder in the brutal killings of three infants born alive during illegal late-term abortions at his notorious "house of horrors" clinic, has died in prison. He was 85.
Gosnell, who was serving three consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole plus an additional 30 years on federal drug charges, died at SCI Huntingdon, according to sources familiar with the matter.
His cause of death was not immediately released, though he had reportedly been in declining health in recent years.
The news emerged publicly via pro-life journalist Ann McElhinney, who extensively covered his 2013 trial, interviewed him in prison, and co-authored a book on the case.
In her announcement, McElhinney described Gosnell as "the abortion doctor who is thought to have murdered thousands of babies in a 30 year killing spree" and called him "a chilling monster who could sometimes come across as charming."
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A Philadelphia grand jury, in its investigation of Gosnell's Women's Medical Society abortion center, labeled it a "house of horrors" and initially sought charges for hundreds of murders of babies born alive and then killed.
Charges were ultimately limited to seven murder counts "after pressure from senior political and law enforcement officials," according to accounts from those covering the case

If you remember, a twat pro-child-murder feminist progressive explained away the media's complete refusal to cover the grisly serial murders because, she sniffed, it was a "local crime story."

Greg Price
@greg_price11
16h
Reminder that the mainstream media had to essentially be cyberbullied into covering the 2013 Kermit Gosnell trial after refusing to do so for weeks to protect the abortion industry.
His crimes were so shockingly evil, but the only thing that finally got the media to cover it was the backlash after a Philly blogger posted this picture of the coutroom's empty press gallery.

Reminder that the mainstream media had to essentially be cyberbullied into covering the 2013 Kermit Gosnell trial after refusing to do so for weeks to protect the abortion industry.

His crimes were so shockingly evil, but the only thing that finally got the media to cover it was… https://t.co/81mqjOXyln pic.twitter.com/gAf1ZHi7fq
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) March 23, 2026

Hello! Happy Tuesday!

I reached a Life Milestone. I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:07 PM

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1 Yay!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 12:07 PM (ExV1e)

2 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 12:07 PM (kgE5c)

3 *sigh*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 12:07 PM (kgE5c)

4 I haz nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 12:07 PM (ExV1e)

5 The Others have been summoned.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 12:08 PM (kgE5c)

6 Some people are just incomprehensible to me.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:09 PM (4NO2D)

7 >>I reached a Life Milestone. I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures.

Tie Lures?

Be Better, Ace.

You Tie Flies and Jigs. Not lures.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:09 PM (erF49)

8 I reached a Life Milestone. I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures.
______

To attract ladies? Better to be a sharp-dressed man. Every girl's crazy about them.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 12:09 PM (iFTx/)

9 This murderer is off to his true punishment, but it was a massive injustice that he was not executed.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (zjgNU)

10 thank god something positive has happened today.

i hope he enjoys hell....

Posted by: Sturmtoddler at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (v6XNT)

11 I am really getting to know why willow thought she was a thread-ender... at least that's what I remember...

325 Agreed about the first two points, but expanding the strike zone is a non starter for me. I think they should simply move the strike zone up from the knees. That way there would be more line drives, more fielding, and perhaps fewer snoozer home run swings.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:02 PM (n9ltV)

That's the key point for me. When I played ball, I never looked at a pitch around my knees as anything I was interested in swinging at... Shit, give me from groin to almost the shoulders, that's where I wanted it to be.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:07 PM (dmDsy)

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (dmDsy)

12 >>>You Tie Flies and Jigs. Not lures.

well I just got started in the hobby so...

Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (1wjle)

13 Not to mention, a Rocking Chair is a surefire way to injure yourself.

Not a concern for most...but, for you.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (erF49)

14 I reached a Life Milestone. I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Heh. I know whose lawn I'm gonna visit next...

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (77rzZ)

15 I reached a Life Milestone. I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures.

Just wait until you get a bird feeder. It's nonstop action!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (Riz8t)

16 it was a "local crime story."

=====

Just like George Floyd!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (gYVzu)

17 Rocking chairs on the porch are for pipe smoking.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (4NO2D)

18 Did he die in the prison cornholing competition?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (ynpvh)

19 How long until Ace designs a Rocking Shelf?

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (erF49)

20 >>>Just wait until you get a bird feeder. It's nonstop action!

oh I got a bunch of those years back. I have to put them back up.

Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (1wjle)

21 Good. Rather he'd been hung.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (sl73Y)

22 Not to mention, a Rocking Chair is a surefire way to injure yourself.

Not a concern for most...but, for you.

AFAIK, rocking chairs don't come with shelves.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)

23 Hanged.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (sl73Y)

24 This is one sentence a federal judge can't overturn.

Posted by: PA Dutchman at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM (h/O4U)

25 I reached a Life Milestone. I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures.

===

Since I imagine you living in a New York apartment, I now see you as Kramer in that episode where he got a screen door.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM (gYVzu)

26 I was watering part of the lawn yesterday and a box turtle sauntered by me as though he didn't have a care in the world.

It's the little things that make life grand.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM (4NO2D)

27 22 Not to mention, a Rocking Chair is a surefire way to injure yourself.

Not a concern for most...but, for you.

AFAIK, rocking chairs don't come with shelves.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM (Riz8t)

My forehead was split open by a rocking chair...well, it was really my brother pushing me into the solid wood armrest that did it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM (ynpvh)

28 gnats don't need to tie flies, so there is that

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM (CWTWj)

29 How long until Ace designs a Rocking Shelf?
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:11 PM

Don't all of Ace's shelves rock?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM (kgE5c)

30 >>>Since I imagine you living in a New York apartment, I now see you as Kramer in that episode where he got a screen door.

serenity now

Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM (1wjle)

31 What's hatchin'?

Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (2ap+5)

32 Reminder that the mainstream media had to essentially be cyberbullied into covering the 2013 Kermit Gosnell trial after refusing to do so for weeks to protect the abortion industry.

His crimes were so shockingly evil, but the only thing that finally got the media to cover it was the backlash after a Philly blogger posted this picture of the coutroom's empty press gallery.

>>>>

The media hates covering black on black crime.

ESPECIALLY when it goes after their most important sacrament, abortion.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (zjgNU)

33 I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whistle at passing women and tie one on.

Posted by: That's how you do it at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (ZN5Ar)

34 >>My forehead was split open by a rocking chair...well, it was really my brother pushing me into the solid wood armrest that did it...

Sister broke 8 of my toes by rocking over my feet with a rocking chair.

That was a shitty Summer.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (erF49)

35 right with you and the President: I'm glad he's dead.
and furthermore, too bad it took so long.
burn in hell!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (MIIRH)

36 "His cause of death was not immediately released, though he had reportedly been in declining health in recent years."

Yes, your health does indeed decline- quite rapidly, in fact- after 137 stab wounds to the groin and torso.

Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Not A Doctor, But I DO Know One, And She's Hot. at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (dmDsy)

37 30 >>>Since I imagine you living in a New York apartment, I now see you as Kramer in that episode where he got a screen door.

serenity now

Posted by: Woke Ace (Soon to be a guest on Tucker Carlson) at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM (1wjle)

====

Insanity later.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (gYVzu)

38 What kind of lures does one use to catch hobos, anyway?

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (77rzZ)

39 You Tie Flies and Jigs. Not lures.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:09 PM (erF49)

Depends on whether you're trying to catch fish, or wimmins.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (ExV1e)

40 You can also yell at the children running in the street to slow down.

Old Man ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (bss/y)

41 Since I imagine you living in a New York apartment, I now see you as Kramer in that episode where he got a screen door.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM (gYVzu)
---
"Serenity now!"

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (ESVrU)

42 >>nats don't need to tie flies, so there is that

Griffith tied a good Gnat.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (erF49)

43 I was watering part of the lawn yesterday and a box turtle sauntered by me as though he didn't have a care in the world.

It's the little things that make life grand.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:12 PM

I have turkeys around here that do that.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (kgE5c)

44 I reached a Life Milestone. I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:07 PM

* Chief Brody voice *

You're gonna need some bigger shelving.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (ohEXX)

45 After his conviction, one of the guards addressed this monster as "Kermit." Kermit snapped at him, "It's Dr Gosnell!" The guard calmly told him, "In here, it's Kermit."

I like to think he's having a similar conversation with his current jailers.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (mkw2N)

46 It's the little things that make life grand.
Posted by: toby928

Nice thought, Toby. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (rZCVI)

47 Serenity Now one of the funniest of all Seinfeld bits…. Not that there’s anything wrong with it

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (UvXT3)

48 I reached a Life Milestone. I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures.

Punji sticks and cans of sterno for luring hobos into traps, right?

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (guCHD)

49

There are no bigger racists than psycho progs.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz PhD Esq at March 24, 2026 12:15 PM (et1vG)

50 This guy shamed Moloch. But if I recall, it was only him that was put away. He had many accomplices. Everyone knew what he was doing for years. It was essentially a rancid murder factory that operated out in the open.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 12:15 PM (iFTx/)

51 45 After his conviction, one of the guards addressed this monster as "Kermit." Kermit snapped at him, "It's Dr Gosnell!" The guard calmly told him, "In here, it's Kermit."

I like to think he's having a similar conversation with his current jailers.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (mkw2N)

======

7th Circle, right?

Violence?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:15 PM (gYVzu)

52 If this chair's a'rockin'
Don't come a'bloggin'

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 24, 2026 12:15 PM (w9Wax)

53 garfield: oh no, a rocking chair!
two frames later
jon: my rocking chair!
garfield: your kindling

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 24, 2026 12:15 PM (CWTWj)

54 To think that mass murderer of innocent lives was placed in a prison alongside common criminals who had never murdered even one baby in cold blood---the embezzlers and car thieves and drug dealers must have shaken their heads in wonder at the generosity of a society that didn't, say, cut him into tiny pieces bit by bit, like all those babies he executed.

Posted by: Gorthanc at March 24, 2026 12:16 PM (8Q86n)

55 The media hates covering black on black crime.

ESPECIALLY when it goes after their most important sacrament, abortion.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (zjgNU)

Just a reminder that most abortionists locate their abattoirs in black neighborhoods. Funny that.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:16 PM (zjgNU)

56
What kind of lures does one use to catch hobos, anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (77rzZ)

Ziploc bag of weed.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 12:16 PM (kcfgw)

57 What kind of lures does one use to catch hobos, anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM

Bottle of Night Train onna string.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 12:16 PM (kgE5c)

58 Rocking Chair is a surefire way to injure yourself"

Dogs and cats love 'em!

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:16 PM (XuXeR)

59 >>What kind of lures does one use to catch hobos, anyway?

Spoons.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:16 PM (erF49)

60 re 42: kathy or peter?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 24, 2026 12:17 PM (CWTWj)

61 Afternoon Ace.
An Ewok in a rocking chair. Interesting image

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 12:17 PM (mHVWR)

62 Evil Monsters dead this week.
1. Mueller
2. Gosnell
3.??

Posted by: Who's Next? at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (oftw2)

63 > My forehead was split open by a rocking chair...well, it was really my brother pushing me into the solid wood armrest that did it...

When I was a kid I was running through our house, slipped, and took a solid wood armrest right to the solar plexus.

I thought I was going to die. I couldn't breathe for so long.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (mkw2N)

64 7th Circle, right?

Violence?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:15 PM (gYVzu)

I'd think 9th Circle, treachery supersedes.

What was the oath he took as a doctor?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (zjgNU)

65 56
What kind of lures does one use to catch hobos, anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (77rzZ)

Ziploc bag of weed.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 12:16 PM (kcfgw)

Maybe a can of van camp's pork and beans

Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (2ap+5)

66 Just a reminder that most abortionists locate their abattoirs in black neighborhoods. Funny that."

I'm not laughing..

/Margaret Sanger

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (XuXeR)

67 I hope he died in extreme pain.

Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (+48wn)

68 I hope you enjoy barbed cock Kermit.

Posted by: Beelzebub at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (k1E2D)

69 I was watering part of the lawn yesterday and a box turtle sauntered by me as though he didn't have a care in the world.
It's the little things that make life grand.
Posted by: toby928(c)

Was wondering where my pet sauntered off to!

Posted by: Box Khomeini at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (w9Wax)

70 62 Evil Monsters dead this week.
1. Mueller
2. Gosnell
3.??

Posted by: Who's Next? at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (oftw2)

A bunch of Iranian Muzzie assholes that are still trying to run the country

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (ynpvh)

71 Burn in hell, butcher Gosnell!

If you haven't seen Nick Searcy's 2018 movie "Gosnell: The Trial of America's Biggest Serial Killer", you really should.

Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (pXC9O)

72 Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (mkw2N)

Picturing a demon assuming a Miss Piggy form, adopting her voice, 'Kermie!'

Posted by: Nazdar at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (NcvvS)

73 How long until Ace designs a Rocking Shelf?

Posted by: garrett

I heard he already has one of those.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (0U5gm)

74 He was an astute scholar.
- NYT

Posted by: Heroq at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (zwuwb)

75 64 7th Circle, right?

Violence?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:15 PM (gYVzu)

I'd think 9th Circle, treachery supersedes.

What was the oath he took as a doctor?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (zjgNU)

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We'll have to defer to Minos, I suppose.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (gYVzu)

76 Netflix bio will star a blue eyed blond straight marrird guy who.goes to church and only does partial birth abortions on minorities.

Posted by: Operator Error at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (d5zIg)

77 Let's chip in and buy Ace a lap blanket for those chilly days. I said lap BLANKET, you perverts.

Posted by: Beartooth at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (tYGL3)

78 When I was a kid I was running through our house, slipped, and took a solid wood armrest right to the solar plexus.

I thought I was going to die. I couldn't breathe for so long.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 12:18 PM (mkw2N)

If we're doing childhood trauma, I was running down the stairs that were built before modern codes and slipped the last 5 or 6, slamming my back on the stairs.

Same result- I was sure I was dying as I could not take a breath.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:20 PM (zjgNU)

79 Gosnell was providing reproductive care to woman of color since racists and haters won't.

Being on TV, I know a few things.

Posted by: Whopper Goldberg at March 24, 2026 12:20 PM (/1l9x)

80 >>> I reached a Life Milestone. I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:07 PM

======

As well as shooting buckshot at those pesky door to door salesman and trying to take advantage of the elderly and their wealth.

Posted by: Turn 2 at March 24, 2026 12:20 PM (CyFyf)

81 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 12:20 PM (DApmH)

82 32, huh. looking at the x pictures linked above.

I never knew gosnell was black. how 'bout that. lear something every day, right?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 12:20 PM (MIIRH)

83 The only thing I’ll say about Gosnell is he obviously had a completely deadened conscience

1 Timothy 4
Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart from the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils;
Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with a hot iron;

You don’t want to deaden your conscience because as humans if we do we’re capable of abominable wickedness

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 12:20 PM (aSzdc)

84 If you haven't seen Nick Searcy's 2018 movie "Gosnell: The Trial of America's Biggest Serial Killer", you really should.
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM

I bought a pair of tickets to it online, but did not go. I wanted to support the movie but I didn't think I could bear it without plotting murder.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (4NO2D)

85 Netflix bio will star a blue eyed blond straight marrird guy who.goes to church and only does partial birth abortions on minorities"

On it!

/Hollywoodland writer

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (XuXeR)

86 @55 Margaret Sanger was big on eugenics, so it tracks

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (mHVWR)

87 76 Netflix bio will star a blue eyed blond straight marrird guy who.goes to church and only does partial birth abortions on minorities.

Posted by: Operator Error at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (d5zIg)

=====

Close.

This Netflix Gosnell will refuse to do life saving partial birth abortions on black women just to watch them die in agony.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (gYVzu)

88 I fell backward off the glider and cracked my head on the brick threshold of the front door. My dad passed out while they were stitching me up.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (2ap+5)

89 wasn't gosnell a friend of amos n andy?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (CWTWj)

90 He wasn’t black, black.

Posted by: Heroq at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (zwuwb)

91 7th Circle, right?

Violence?

Sounds right. Circle 7 ring 1 is for people who do violence against their neighbors: murderers, tyrants, bandits, etc.

They were sunk in a river of boiling blood. The worst offenders were sunk the deepest.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (mkw2N)

92
After his conviction, one of the guards addressed this monster as "Kermit." Kermit snapped at him, "It's Dr Gosnell!" The guard calmly told him, "In here, it's Kermit."

I like to think he's having a similar conversation with his current jailers.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 24, 2026 12:14 PM (mkw2N)

Before he retired for the second time (US Navy and then CA Dept of Prisons) my dad was a corrections officer in the SHU at Corcoran and interacted with Charles Manson EVERY day. When Charlie would start acting out (about 2-3 times per month), the COs would just say "whatever you say, Chuck".

Manson HATED to be called Chuck.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (kcfgw)

93 Netflix bio will star a blue eyed blond straight marrird guy who.goes to church and only does partial birth abortions on minorities.
Posted by: Operator Error at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (d5zIg)

Well, that last part would be the only true representation.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:22 PM (zjgNU)

94 Here's a photo I snapped of Ace and his new hobby:

https://is.gd/9eyYfb

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:22 PM (n9ltV)

95 There is a movie about this but never saw it.
Pray he spends a eternity in Hell

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 12:22 PM (DApmH)

96 Netflix bio will star a blue eyed blond straight marrird guy who.goes to church and only does partial birth abortions on minorities.
Posted by: Operator Error at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (d5zIg)

Well, that last part would be the only true representation.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:22 PM (zjgNU)

But you forget people who murder children are HEROES to the left.They wouldn't make a white guy even a fallen hero.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:23 PM (zjgNU)

97 Here's a photo I snapped of Ace and his new hobby:

https://is.gd/m7pkIj
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I got an "Access Denied"

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:23 PM (77rzZ)

98 re 94: what i saw:

Access to assets.grok.com was denied
You don't have the user rights to view this page.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 24, 2026 12:23 PM (CWTWj)

99 Boogeyman: fake
Dracula: fake
Werewolf: fake
Kermit Gosnell: real

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 12:23 PM (ndZc7)

100 boiling blood. The worst offenders were sunk the deepest."

"Blood's hot!... and deep"

/two demons laughing

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:24 PM (XuXeR)

101 This is just a distraction from Epstein, guys .

Posted by: Heroq at March 24, 2026 12:24 PM (zwuwb)

102 Gosnell has been referred to a higher court for sentencing.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 24, 2026 12:24 PM (wEI7j)

103 Whatever he died from, it wasn't painful enough.

Posted by: huerfano at March 24, 2026 12:24 PM (98kQX)

104 94 Here's a photo I snapped of Ace and his new hobby:

https://is.gd/m7pkIj
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:22 PM (n9ltV)

That Grok fella rejected me!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:24 PM (dmDsy)

105 Corcoran, not Vacaville?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 12:24 PM (MIIRH)

106 94 Here's a photo I snapped of Ace and his new hobby:

https://is.gd/m7pkIj
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:22 PM (n9ltV)

I can't see it for some reason, but the mental image is great.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:24 PM (2ap+5)

107 94 Here's a photo I snapped of Ace and his new hobby:

https://is.gd/m7pkIj

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:22 PM (n9ltV)

I get a 403 error, forbidden

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2026 12:25 PM (ynpvh)

108 Honestly, I think that if Kermit confessed and repented, taking Jesus into his heart, even he could be saved.

You could also fuck him for a chocolate bar.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:25 PM (4NO2D)

109 boiling blood. The worst offenders were sunk the deepest."

"Blood's hot!... and deep"
/two demons laughing

Now you tell us....

Posted by: Foreigner at March 24, 2026 12:25 PM (w9Wax)

110 The only difference between what Gosnell did and every other abortion clinic is that Gosnell got caught.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 24, 2026 12:26 PM (HXT0k)

111 If you haven't seen Nick Searcy's 2018 movie "Gosnell: The Trial of America's Biggest Serial Killer", you really should.
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM

I bought a pair of tickets to it online, but did not go. I wanted to support the movie but I didn't think I could bear it without plotting murder.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (4NO2D)

I bought the movie on physical media, as I do with all of Nick's stuff - hoping to put a few nickels in his pocket. It was indeed tough to watch.

Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 12:26 PM (pXC9O)

112 The link denies me its essence.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 24, 2026 12:26 PM (PiwSw)

113 You could also fuck him for a chocolate bar."

I got that reference...

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:26 PM (XuXeR)

114 He murdered hundreds if not a thousand and a few women during these abortions

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 12:26 PM (DApmH)

115 Kermit Gosnell, meet Bob Mueller.

Posted by: Stan at March 24, 2026 12:26 PM (TsKLZ)

116 107 94 Here's a photo I snapped of Ace and his new hobby:

https://is.gd/m7pkIj

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:22 PM (n9ltV)

It's a Trap!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:26 PM (dmDsy)

117 110, seems likely enough ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 12:27 PM (MIIRH)

118 I'm a restorative justice guy and generally opposed to retributive justice, but if there were an exception, it would be Kermit.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:27 PM (2ap+5)

119 I’m a wimp… I know I couldn’t watch the Searcy Gosnell movie. Heck, I couldn’t watch Mel Gibson’s Passion of the Christ and had my eyes halfway shut for 15 of the first 30 minutes of Saving Private Ryan

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 12:28 PM (X5Baq)

120 only difference between what Gosnell did and every other abortion clinic is that Gosnell didn't pay off the right people "

Like Planned Parenthood...

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:28 PM (XuXeR)

121 I'm not sure if he's riding the barbed cock of satan, or if he's an honored guest.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 12:28 PM (snZF9)

122 119 I’m a wimp… I know I couldn’t watch the Searcy Gosnell movie. Heck, I couldn’t watch Mel Gibson’s Passion of the Christ and had my eyes halfway shut for 15 of the first 30 minutes of Saving Private Ryan

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 12:28 PM (X5Baq)

======

You may be the perfect man to experience some Italian horror from the 60s and 70s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:28 PM (gYVzu)

123 >>>Gosnell, who was serving three consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole plus an additional 30 years on federal drug charges, died at SCI Huntingdon, according to sources familiar with the matter.

Good, only two more to go.

Too soon?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:28 PM (rbvCR)

124 Delta Air Lines has stripped lawmakers of a little-known VIP travel perk as the shutdown leaves TSA agents unpaid and airports stretched to breaking point.

The move means members of Congress and their staff will no longer get access to a dedicated airline help desk that fast-tracks bookings, changes and support.

Now congress members will have to endure the misery that the masses have faced while they have been swept through check-in with ease.

Perks included airport escorts and red coat services. But for the time being, while its Capitol Desk reservation line remains active, lawmakers will now 'be treated like any other passenger according to their SkyMiles status'.

'Due to the impact on resources from the longstanding government shutdown, Delta will temporarily suspend specialty services to members of Congress flying Delta,' the company said in a statement

Posted by: one hour sober at March 24, 2026 12:29 PM (Y1sOo)

125 BREAKING: Democrat Sen. Cory Booker just raged that the SAVE America Act would "SHRINK the voting rolls by 5-10%"

Holy crap, really?!

Did he admit 10% of our voters are illegal aliens? This is MASSIVELY overdue, pass the SAVE America Act NOW.

-
And that 10% fraud is their margin of victory!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 12:29 PM (ndZc7)

126 If we're doing childhood trauma, I was running down the stairs that were built before modern codes and slipped the last 5 or 6, slamming my back on the stairs.

Same result- I was sure I was dying as I could not take a breath.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:20 PM (zjgNU)

I tried a Mary Poppins out of a tree once.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 12:29 PM (TsKLZ)

127 I'm not sure if he's riding the barbed cock of satan, or if he's an honored guest"

This one needs the early days of Mohammed Atta's 72 virgin snark...

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (XuXeR)

128 I wonder who the reporter was who was seen in the photo? Somebody from LifeSite News?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (rZCVI)

129 and had my eyes halfway shut for 15 of the first 30 minutes of Saving Private Ryan
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 12:28 PM

That was the very first movie that I saw in a stadium seating with surround sound theater, and I had the prime seat.

I literally had to pry my fingers off the armrest after the landing.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (4NO2D)

130 I'm getting a black screen with "the image xxx cannot be displayed because it contains errors"

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (MIIRH)

131 Netflix bio will star a blue eyed blond straight marrird guy who.goes to church and only does partial birth abortions on minorities.

Posted by: Operator Error at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM (d5zIg)

=====

Close.

This Netflix Gosnell will refuse to do life saving partial birth abortions on black women just to watch them die in agony.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:21 PM (gYVzu)
______

That's not far off from what the real Gosnell did.

Although he focused on butchering babies, he also killed at least one woman that we know about -- and joked about it. God only knows how many babies he really murdered, and adults he murdered or maimed, over the course of those decades.

It's also insane to me that poor women (almost all minorities) would repeatedly go back to this monster, when a much easier, cleaner, and less dangerous solution was readily available (birth control).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

132 I'm a restorative justice guy and generally opposed to retributive justice, but if there were an exception, it would be Kermit.
Posted by: Oglebay

I lean more to retributive, as long as there is plenty of pain.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (5xUrG)

133 125 BREAKING: Democrat Sen. Cory Booker just raged that the SAVE America Act would "SHRINK the voting rolls by 5-10%"

Holy crap, really?!

Did he admit 10% of our voters are illegal aliens? This is MASSIVELY overdue, pass the SAVE America Act NOW.

-
And that 10% fraud is their margin of victory!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 12:29 PM (ndZc7)

======

Well, since the passage won't automatically take people off the rolls in the states, what it means is that the Civil Rights' Division's efforts to clean up voter rolls will become more permanent.

If some election clerk in Michigan decides to just add someone back onto the rolls without proper documentation of verification, well, they can get picked up by federal law enforcement.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (gYVzu)

134 You Tie Flies and Jigs. Not lures.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:09 PM (erF49)

You need decent lures and a really heavy line if you are fishing for hobos. Flies won't work.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (rbvCR)

135 Hey Ace-
Did you see where Delta withdrew it's preferential Congressional travel bureau?

Now the congress-critters will have no special exemptions and have to go through the same security lines just like us plebes.

It is to laugh.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (w9Wax)

136 I forgot where in the Bible but somewhere in the gospels IIRC Jesus teaches that when people wake up in hell they have one of two reactions: some are incredibly angry and continue to shake their fist at God… the rest are devastated by regret

Wonder which group Gosnell is in?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (X5Baq)

137 >>>Gosnell, who was serving three consecutive life sentences without the possibility of parole plus an additional 30 years on federal drug charges, died at SCI Huntingdon, according to sources familiar with the matter.

Good, only two more to go.

Too soon?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:28 PM (rbvCR)

Not really, it should have stamped on his forehead the second he went carbon neutral.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (snZF9)

138
Hey Kermit, it's not a dry heat.

Feel the burn.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 24, 2026 12:31 PM (IifOV)

139 131 It's also insane to me that poor women (almost all minorities) would repeatedly go back to this monster, when a much easier, cleaner, and less dangerous solution was readily available (birth control).

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 12:30 PM (iFTx/)

======

"Only sluts take the pill."
-maybe?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:31 PM (gYVzu)

140 To catch hobos, you need a community leader.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:31 PM (2ap+5)

141 You may be the perfect man to experience some Italian horror from the 60s and 70s."

Hey, I found the razor! Now bring me that cow eye!

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:31 PM (XuXeR)

142 I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures.

===

Get some knitting needles ! knit yourself a scarf.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 12:32 PM (GD0B3)

143 124>> The fact that those useless fucknuckles even have that service is disappointing.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 24, 2026 12:32 PM (3Ope8)

144 Morning, Ace,

No porch/rocking chair/whittling setup is complete without a corncob pipe.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:32 PM (wzUl9)

145 Kermit Gosnell, meet Bob Mueller.
Posted by: Stan at March 24, 2026 12:26 PM (TsKLZ)

Rule of three? Fauci or Baris going next?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:32 PM (rbvCR)

146 That you need a ID to vote and only vote is the biggest BS the Democrats throw out.

Posted by: Skip at March 24, 2026 12:32 PM (DApmH)

147 141 You may be the perfect man to experience some Italian horror from the 60s and 70s."

Hey, I found the razor! Now bring me that cow eye!

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:31 PM (XuXeR)

======

"I have-a an idea-a for-a un filmo, Giuseppe."

"Che cosa?"

"Pieces."

"Che?"

"Pieces."

"What-a do-a you-a mean-o?"

"People in pieces. What'sa so hard about-a dat?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:32 PM (gYVzu)

148 In her announcement, McElhinney described Gosnell as "the abortion doctor who is thought to have murdered thousands of babies in a 30 year killing spree" and called him "a chilling monster who could sometimes come across as charming."
_______
According to Winston Churchill, Stalin could be charming.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2026 12:33 PM (AlhUl)

149 One movie scene I absolutely cannot watch is the scene where Lawrence is captured by the Turks. And it's not even that graphic. But still, yuck.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:33 PM (77rzZ)

150 You need decent lures and a really heavy line if you are fishing for hobos. Flies won't work.
Posted by: Kindltot
====

Value Rite,, on a string...

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 24, 2026 12:33 PM (OUPZt)

151 144, this is known to be true!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 12:33 PM (MIIRH)

152 The move means members of Congress and their staff will no longer get access to a dedicated airline help desk that fast-tracks bookings, changes and support.
____

WTAF? You are forcing these freaks to hang out with us? Haven't you punished us enough?

Posted by: Weary Travelers at March 24, 2026 12:34 PM (Dv3i1)

153 One movie scene I absolutely cannot watch is the scene where Lawrence is captured by the Turks. And it's not even that graphic. But still, yuck.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:33 PM (77rzZ)

I had a friend in HS who was fascinated by that scene.

And yep, you are right about your first impression about that.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:34 PM (rbvCR)

154 To catch hobos, you need a community leader."

*golf clap*

You see, fly fishing requires a fine line to tie the fly to the weighted line. That piece is called the "leader", and is usually tapered.

You may resume snark

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:34 PM (XuXeR)

155 In her announcement, McElhinney described Gosnell as "the abortion doctor who is thought to have murdered thousands of babies in a 30 year killing spree" and called him "a chilling monster who could sometimes come across as charming."
_______
According to Winston Churchill, Stalin could be charming.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2026 12:33 PM (AlhUl)
---
A lot of vile sociopaths can be perfectly charming when they want to be. They are mimicking human emotions and don't actually feel anything, but they are very good at faking it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 24, 2026 12:35 PM (ESVrU)

156 Rule of three? Fauci or Baris going next?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:32 PM (rbvCR)

Fauci would make for a good hat trick.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 12:35 PM (TsKLZ)

157 149 One movie scene I absolutely cannot watch is the scene where Lawrence is captured by the Turks. And it's not even that graphic. But still, yuck.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:33 PM (77rzZ)

Bravehearts execution... Can't watch the movie

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 12:35 PM (N5P6b)

158 as I whittle and tie lures.

Read as whittle and tell lies

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 24, 2026 12:35 PM (vNzAa)

159 Ace strikes me as a briar pipe man, who wishes he had enough self-confidence to pull off a Meerschaum.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:35 PM (4NO2D)

160 126 If we're doing childhood trauma, I was running down the stairs that were built before modern codes and slipped the last 5 or 6, slamming my back on the stairs.

Same result- I was sure I was dying as I could not take a breath.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 24, 2026 12:20 PM (zjgNU)

I tried a Mary Poppins out of a tree once.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 12:29 PM (TsKLZ)

I put a key into an electrical socket when I was a tot... Story is, I shot across the room, but I don't remember that....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:35 PM (dmDsy)

161 Picturing a demon assuming a Miss Piggy form, adopting her voice, 'Kermie!'
Posted by: Nazdar at March 24, 2026 12:19 PM

I laughed waaay too hard at that.

*golf clap*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 12:36 PM (kgE5c)

162
Black Democratium, still the most powerful substance on earth. Although muslime Democratium is sure catching up

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 12:36 PM (QIawq)

163 I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures.

Never buy from Temu. F'n typo. I wound up with a mocking chair.

"Your fat ass needs to get up and mow the lawn"
"Oh, my back! Lose some weight before sitting on me again!"

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:36 PM (5xUrG)

164 Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:36 PM (5xUrG)

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 24, 2026 12:36 PM (rZCVI)

165 125 BREAKING: Democrat Sen. Cory Booker just raged that the SAVE America Act would "SHRINK the voting rolls by 5-10%"

Holy crap, really?!

Did he admit 10% of our voters are illegal aliens? This is MASSIVELY overdue, pass the SAVE America Act NOW.

-
And that 10% fraud is their margin of victory!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 12:29 PM (ndZc7)

Hah, seems like it. 10% fraud minimum (illegal, multi, phantom/dead, imaginary voters)...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 24, 2026 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

166 I forgot where in the Bible but somewhere in the gospels IIRC Jesus teaches that when people wake up in hell they have one of two reactions: some are incredibly angry and continue to shake their fist at God… the rest are devastated by regret

-
Speaking of the Bible, interesting story creating a good deal of controversy.

https://is.gd/DRQVou

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 24, 2026 12:37 PM (ndZc7)

167 One movie scene I absolutely cannot watch is the scene where Lawrence is captured by the Turks"

/zombie Ned Beatty says "what about my movie debut "

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:37 PM (XuXeR)

168 a mocking chair

*snort*

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:37 PM (4NO2D)

169 I put a key into an electrical socket when I was a tot... Story is, I shot across the room, but I don't remember that....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:35 PM (dmDsy)

Forks work well, too.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 12:37 PM (TsKLZ)

170
Here's a photo I snapped of Ace and his new hobby:

https://is.gd/m7pkIj

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I get a 403 error, forbidden
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

Access to assets.grok.com was denied
You don't have authorization to view this page.
HTTP ERROR 403

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 24, 2026 12:38 PM (Cqx++)

171 , but they are very good at faking it."

So, like Thai ladybugs?

/ so I've heard

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:38 PM (XuXeR)

172 Ace strikes me as a briar pipe man, who wishes he had enough self-confidence to pull off a Meerschaum.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 12:35 PM (4NO2D)

A straight briar would be best, I always imagine ace as looking like JR [Bob] Dobbs

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:38 PM (rbvCR)

173 If you have a very strong stomach, there's a Japanese film called Suicide Club that has some of the most gut-wrenching scenes I've ever seen. The movie itself ends up descending into stupidity, but the mass suicide scenes are almost impossible to watch.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 12:38 PM (iFTx/)

174 >>>I reached a Life Milestone. I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures.

Just wait until you get a bird feeder. It's nonstop action!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (Riz8t)

I rate this as True. I recommend a six-hook feeder so you can begin to search Amazon for cute feeders.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2026 12:38 PM (w6EFb)

175 Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 12:36 PM (kgE5c)

*fistbump* Just leaped to mind, got the giggles, had to post.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 24, 2026 12:38 PM (NcvvS)

176 Dammit autocorrect...

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (XuXeR)

177 Speaking of diabolical traitors, rumor has it that Joe Kent is willing to testify at trial of Kirk's assassin. For the defense. Let that sink in. Kolvert's leak to Kent may have also tainted any lawsuit TPUSA may want to file against Ovens. Since Kolvert is an insider who voluntarily provided information. Apropos, since all the shite hit the fan after Kirk's assassination, I always thought that Kolvert had a bit of a Iago in him.

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (GD0B3)

178 157 149 One movie scene I absolutely cannot watch is the scene where Lawrence is captured by the Turks. And it's not even that graphic. But still, yuck.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:33 PM (77rzZ)

Bravehearts execution... Can't watch the movie
Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 12:35 PM (N5P6b)

The German soldier slowly pushing the knife into an American's chest (one that we saw for the whole movie)... he just keeps telling the GI to "Shhh....shhh...." as he sinks the knife in deeper....

I hate that scene.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (dmDsy)

179 163, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (MIIRH)

180 /zombie Ned Beatty says "what about my movie debut "
Posted by: man

Yeah, that's another one. But that's not the kind of flick I would normally watch. I will watch Lawrence because it's (loosely) history. But I won't watch that scene.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)

181 174 >>>I reached a Life Milestone. I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures.

Just wait until you get a bird feeder. It's nonstop action!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 24, 2026 12:10 PM (Riz8t)

I rate this as True. I recommend a six-hook feeder so you can begin to search Amazon for cute feeders.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2026 12:38 PM (w6EFb)

Watching the squirrels slide off and fall to the ground is the best part.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (2ap+5)

182 Speaking of birds, the hummingbirds should be arriving in the next week. I washed the feeders last October so they're ready to go.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (w6EFb)

183 Ace strikes me as a briar pipe man, who wishes he had enough self-confidence to pull off a Meerschaum.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026

***
A briar pipe (to me, anyway, who smokes one all the time) suggests college professor/scientist/author. A meerschaum suggests someone who wants to be *noticed* smoking a pipe. (Though nowadays, *any* pipe gets you noticed.) And a corncob, well, "There's ol' Fred Ziffel and Sam Drucker a'whittlin' on the porch. 'S a hot day; lessee if they got room for a couple more of us in the shade."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (wzUl9)

184 Ok, gotta go. Be nice

Posted by: man at March 24, 2026 12:40 PM (XuXeR)

185 Forks work well, too.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 24, 2026 12:37 PM (TsKLZ)

That's what you call going and forking yourself.

No.......?

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 12:40 PM (QIawq)

186 Briar pipe = Bing Crosby

Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:40 PM (2ap+5)

187 The German soldier slowly pushing the knife into an American's chest (one that we saw for the whole movie)... he just keeps telling the GI to "Shhh....shhh...." as he sinks the knife in deeper....

I hate that scene.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (dmDsy)

OH! And the American keeps yelling for him to Wait! Wait! Stop! No!

THAT's the part I hate, can't believe I forgot it until after I posted...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:40 PM (dmDsy)

188 And a corncob, well, "There's ol' Fred Ziffel and Sam Drucker a'whittlin' on the porch. 'S a hot day; lessee if they got room for a couple more of us in the shade."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

President and vice president of the Spit & Whittle Club.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:41 PM (5xUrG)

189 The problem with horror movies and such are that they are very dark, and it is hard to get that darkness out of your mind when the movie is over.
A lot of dark things really hang on and, for me personally, they tend to effect how I view the world.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:41 PM (rbvCR)

190 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 24, 2026 12:41 PM (FQukp)

191 >>I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures.

Just realised: ace has embraced his inner Grampa.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 24, 2026 12:42 PM (NcvvS)

192 I reached a Life Milestone. I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures.

'Whittle', is that what the kids are calling it nowadays ?
Hopefully more than 100 yards from a school

Posted by: Cu'Chullain at March 24, 2026 12:42 PM (z+vY0)

193 Briar pipe = Bing Crosby
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026

***
Also Faulkner, Horton Foote, Steinbeck, Mark Twain, and not a few actors were pipe smokers. Leonard Nimoy was one, Cary Grant and Danny Kaye two more.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:42 PM (wzUl9)

194

I read ASS's hash as fuckup, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 24, 2026 12:42 PM (3ek7K)

195 Whoops.

George Clooney and Tom Hanks have both retained the same lawyer to deal with "allegations" uncovered in the Epstein files.

According to people investigating the story, the actors became aware that their names had been uncovered after being redacted under the Biden administration.

They immediately retained famed defense attorney Joseph Barron, who was on both Casey Anthony's and OJ Simpson's teams.

Innocent people don't tend to hire this guy. Guilty people pay him to get them off.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:42 PM (5xUrG)

196 Odd...Reddit is REALLY quiet on this subject, aside from the few conservative and pro-life subreddits.

I hope the message from this man's awful story is not that this was just one messed-up individual or that abortion is disgusting, but that making safe and legal abortion inaccessible and forcing women into desperation puts lives in danger and allows greedy and unethical people to take advantage of victims.

That building he was working out of still needs to be torn down. No reason that it’s still standing, esp in that part of the city. So much death and suffering took place in that building.

Heard a non profit is moving in, but who would want to step foot in that place after all the terrible things that happened in there?

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 12:43 PM (JCZqz)

197 I hope this man is feeling the pain he caused for all eternity.

Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 12:43 PM (OoFl2)

198 A lifelong regret is not having a screened porch.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:43 PM (2ap+5)

199 34
‘ Sister broke 8 of my toes by rocking over my feet with a rocking chair.’

Shit! How much does she weigh?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 24, 2026 12:43 PM (jbnUc)

200 Speaking of usefulness of Aliases -

“Jamelah Daboubi, a former teacher at Horizon Science Academy in Columbus, pleaded guilty to gross sexual imposition and unlawful sexual conduct with a minor in Franklin County Common Pleas Court last month, according to court documents obtained by WBNS. . . . Daboubi was fired from her teaching position shortly after her arrest and hit with two counts of sexual battery, which were later amended by authorities, prosecutors said.”

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 12:44 PM (Dv3i1)

201 A lifelong regret is not having a screened porch.

==

all the parks are belong to us!

Posted by: runner at March 24, 2026 12:44 PM (GD0B3)

202 Watching the squirrels slide off and fall to the ground is the best part.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (2ap+5)

Happily, the squirrels reside in the woods at the back of the house. I've never seen them in the front. I would think they'd be far too exposed, since there aren't trees out front.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2026 12:45 PM (w6EFb)

203 Welcome, Ace. I have 4 rocking chairs on our wrap around porch. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at March 24, 2026 12:45 PM (OoFl2)

204 What difference does any of this make now?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 24, 2026 12:45 PM (nHKOj)

205 ‘ Sister broke 8 of my toes by rocking over my feet with a rocking chair.’
*
Shit! How much does she weigh?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 24, 2026

***
Hence the old saying, "As nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (wzUl9)

206 199 34
‘ Sister broke 8 of my toes by rocking over my feet with a rocking chair.’

Shit! How much does she weigh?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 24, 2026 12:43 PM (jbnUc)

And 8 toes on one foot?

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Know Math, But... at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (dmDsy)

207 How's this?

https://is.gd/9eyYfb

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (n9ltV)

208 Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:41 PM (rbvCR)

I don't watch any gore anymore unless it's somewhat wry like Evil Dead II or that I've seen a thousand times. I don't watch TV and movies to be disturbed. I am disturbed enough.

There is something to how pedowood and the news media presents their violence and bad news that makes me sense the demonic influence. Like the devil showing what he can do.

The news especially, when it's breaking and awful. They are almost gleeful with it - unless it's specifically something that will help the communists like George Floyd. Then the fuckers get somber.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (QIawq)

209 Gosnell was the Temu Jack Kevorkian.

Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (q177U)

210 “Jamelah Daboubi, a former teacher at Horizon Science Academy in Columbus, pleaded guilty to gross sexual imposition and unlawful sexual conduct with a minor in Franklin County Common Pleas Court last month, according to court documents obtained by WBNS. . . . Daboubi was fired from her teaching position shortly after her arrest and hit with two counts of sexual battery, which were later amended by authorities, prosecutors said.”
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 12:44 PM (Dv3i1)

======

Pretty wild that she would commit gross sexual imposition in court.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (2ap+5)

211 Whittling and luring.
Is that what they call it nowadays?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (2WIwB)

212 Hence the old saying, "As nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (wzUl9)

I laughed like hell the first time I ever heard that one. It was Flo at Mel's Diner.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (w6EFb)

213 >>And 8 toes on one foot?

All of my toes, but my Big toes.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (erF49)

214 A lifelong regret is not having a screened porch.
Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026

***
I hope my future house will have a porch, and if it can be screened I'll do it. Not only will that keep bugs away on summer nights, but the cats can sit out there with me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (wzUl9)

215 https://is.gd/9eyYfb
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (n9ltV)

LOL

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Know Math, But... at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (dmDsy)

216 >>Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (n9ltV)

Thanks, CBD. Perfect.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 24, 2026 12:48 PM (NcvvS)

217 The news especially, when it's breaking and awful. They are almost gleeful with it - unless it's specifically something that will help the communists like George Floyd. Then the fuckers get somber.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (QIawq)

I've withdrawn from most negative stuff. Life is too short, and I have wild onions to dig up.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2026 12:48 PM (w6EFb)

218 That was when I learned that there's nothing you do for broken toes other than make sure they are kinda straight.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:48 PM (erF49)

219 215 https://is.gd/9eyYfb
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (n9ltV)

Good one

Posted by: It's me donna at March 24, 2026 12:48 PM (N5P6b)

220 George Clooney and Tom Hanks have both retained the same lawyer to deal with "allegations" uncovered in the Epstein files.

------

Two fucking douches. *

*Use any punctuation you like.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 12:49 PM (aZm/F)

221 LOL!
that one works like a champ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 24, 2026 12:49 PM (MIIRH)

222 207 How's this?

https://is.gd/9eyYfb
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (n9ltV)

======

So adorable.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 12:49 PM (2ap+5)

223 "Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, He was an English Guy. He came to fight the Turkish."

https://youtu.be/nlQy7wYT6Wk

Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 12:49 PM (pXC9O)

224 This is how the FNM handles many stories it doesn't want to talk about.

Because then the LIVs never hear about them.

Compare Gosnell to Floyd, Shepard or Maryland Man

Posted by: 18-1 at March 24, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

225 Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2026 12:48 PM (w6EFb)

Good call. I hope you are good Miley. Do you still bake bread? I think we talked about bread a long time back. I think.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 12:50 PM (QIawq)

226 206 199 34
‘ Sister broke 8 of my toes by rocking over my feet with a rocking chair.’

Shit! How much does she weigh?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 24, 2026 12:43 PM (jbnUc)

And 8 toes on one foot?
Posted by: Denny Crane

This reminds me...I've seen a lot of Lefties recently using the phrase "10 toes down", to reinforce commitment to something. Medicare for all, support Hamas over Israel, etc, "10 toes down". Is it a normal phrase people use? It was completely unfamiliar to me until I heard them using it just a few months ago.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 24, 2026 12:50 PM (JCZqz)

227 According to Winston Churchill, Stalin could be charming.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 24, 2026 12:33 PM (AlhUl)
=====

Uncle Joe was always ready to share a laugh and a wisecrack with Beria while they finger-pointed through the next day's list.

Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2026 12:50 PM (rj6Yv)

228 How's this?

https://is.gd/9eyYfb
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

That one works. Thanks.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:50 PM (77rzZ)

229 Latest on X (via Instapundit)

@DataRepublican
MAJOR BREAKING: International actors are involved in the State Department led color revolution
...
Ex-USAID employees describe how, before January 20, they moved internal groups off government systems and into encrypted Signal chats, then quickly linked with foreign partners and NGOs after the inauguration. This attempt at creating a color revolution isn't new news; this part was already reported in NOTUS earlier this year.

But what's not reported is the international aspect. One participant explicitly frames it as "a global anti-authoritarian movement," connecting U.S. officials with "colleagues from around the world who have dealt with this directly."

More at link to X -
https://tinyurl.com/mrph58ab

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 12:50 PM (Dv3i1)

230 I hope my future house will have a porch, and if it can be screened I'll do it. Not only will that keep bugs away on summer nights, but the cats can sit out there with me.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (wzUl9)

Catio!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (w6EFb)

231 How's this?

https://is.gd/9eyYfb
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (n9ltV)

Imagine the screams when Ewoks play mumbly-peg.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (2WIwB)

232 Horror like Alien is great. Frankenstein. Amityville.

Horror like people just getting chopped up and tortured is pointless. I don't get it.

Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (aTgV0)

233 I reached a Life Milestone. I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures.
===
New Ace quotes book will include gems like "nice day if it don't rain" and "ayup", not forgetting "hey kid, keep that bike off my lawn" and "honey, bring me another beer"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (IUrgC)

234 I hope my future house will have a porch, and if it can be screened I'll do it. Not only will that keep bugs away on summer nights, but the cats can sit out there with me.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

How's the enhoosierization coming?

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (77rzZ)

235 I'm not sure if he's riding the barbed cock of satan, or if he's an honored guest.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 24, 2026 12:28 PM (snZF9)

Yes.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider: Gotterdammerung at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (G1ktt)

236 REPORT: Angel Reese’s collaboration with Reebok is reportedly facing uncertainty after selling fewer than 250 pairs 👀

Reports also claim the brand may have taken losses of around $15 million from the deal 😬

Big expectations… tough results so far 🏀

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (5xUrG)

237 Uncle Joe was always ready to share a laugh and a wisecrack with Beria while they finger-pointed through the next day's list

I though uncle Joe ran off to firelake

Posted by: Oh noes!! at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (HcoTw)

238 This reminds me...I've seen a lot of Lefties recently using the phrase "10 toes down", to reinforce commitment to something.
____

Always put 10 toes down and get your Elbows Up when assuming the position.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (Dv3i1)

239 38 What kind of lures does one use to catch hobos, anyway?

---

Here in Oregon, we use empty beer cans

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 24, 2026 12:52 PM (uA3Ix)

240 in other news:

Ohio teacher, 28, charged with carrying out twisted sexual relationship with student

Jamelah Daboubi, a former teacher at Horizon Science Academy in Columbus, pleaded guilty to gross sexual imposition and unlawful sexual conduct with a minor in Franklin County

ahahaha Daboubi !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2026 12:52 PM (NtVYv)

241 Horror like people just getting chopped up and tortured is pointless. I don't get it.
Posted by: eleven

Yeah, me neither. And why do they go after all the hot chicks?

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:52 PM (77rzZ)

242 This is one sentence a federal judge can't overturn.
Posted by: PA Dutchman
+++
Boasberg must not have known about this guy. Surely he could have found some technicality to release him on.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 24, 2026 12:53 PM (Lo97M)

243 236 REPORT: Angel Reese’s collaboration with Reebok is reportedly facing uncertainty after selling fewer than 250 pairs 👀

Reports also claim the brand may have taken losses of around $15 million from the deal 😬

Big expectations… tough results so far 🏀

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (5xUrG)

=====

Also, SNAP is suddenly more tightly regulated, which is unrelated.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:53 PM (gYVzu)

244 How's this?

https://is.gd/9eyYfb
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM (n9ltV)

They like you! They really like you!

Posted by: Sally Fields at March 24, 2026 12:53 PM (dmDsy)

245 38 What kind of lures does one use to catch hobos, anyway?

---

Here in Oregon, we use empty beer cans
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 24, 2026 12:52 PM (uA3Ix)

The ole breakfast burrito gambit

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2026 12:53 PM (NtVYv)

246 To hear some people tell, the reason that abortions have to be legal is because otherwise women will seek out abortions in back alleys. Kermit Gosnell was doing back-alley abortions in an office.

Posted by: Cybersmythe at March 24, 2026 12:54 PM (S6tOh)

247 How's this?

https://is.gd/9eyYfb
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 12:46 PM

Could use some happy little shelves.

Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at March 24, 2026 12:55 PM (z+vwF)

248
How's the enhoosierization coming?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026

***
Salty and NotSoThoreau have been rooting for Kansas, and when I look at houses there on Realtor I like what I see much more than those in IN or KY. So I'm driving up next month to check the place out and actually look at some properties. I've got an agent on the line, and am waiting to be pre-approved for a loan.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:55 PM (wzUl9)

249 Ohio teacher, 28, charged with carrying out twisted sexual relationship with student

Jamelah Daboubi, a former teacher at Horizon Science Academy in Columbus, pleaded guilty to gross sexual imposition and unlawful sexual conduct with a minor in Franklin County

ahahaha Daboubi !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

The kid was heard yelling Yabba Dabba Daboubi!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:55 PM (5xUrG)

250 If you remember, a twat pro-child-murder feminist progressive explained away the media's complete refusal to cover the grisly serial murders because, she sniffed, it was a "local crime story."

------------

"IT WAS MOAR THAN 10 MILES AWAY, BABY-LOVING H8RS!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2026 12:55 PM (RM3dR)

251 REPORT: Angel Reese’s collaboration with Reebok is reportedly facing uncertainty after selling fewer than 250 pairs 👀

Reports also claim the brand may have taken losses of around $15 million from the deal 😬

Big expectations… tough results so far 🏀
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (5xUrG)

Yet another big company throwing money at someone over demographics. Film at 11.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 24, 2026 12:55 PM (ExV1e)

252 Stalin would go to Party gatherings, and would drink a little (he wasn't a teetotaler like Schickelgruber), but he stayed mostly sober so that he could observe everyone else doing dumb shit while they were drunk so that he'd have blackmail material.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:56 PM (77rzZ)

253 Horror like people just getting chopped up and tortured is pointless. I don't get it.
Posted by: eleven

Yeah, me neither. And why do they go after all the hot chicks?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:52 PM (77rzZ)

***

And why do they always run upstairs in the creepy old house?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 12:56 PM (2WIwB)

254 Horror like people just getting chopped up and tortured is pointless. I don't get it.
Posted by: eleven
*
Yeah, me neither. And why do they go after all the hot chicks?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026

***
I hear you! It's not like there's a tremendous surplus of hot chicks. Seems a shame to thin their ranks any more.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:56 PM (wzUl9)

255 And now it's a Daboubi thread ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2026 12:56 PM (RM3dR)

256 237 Uncle Joe was always ready to share a laugh and a wisecrack with Beria while they finger-pointed through the next day's list

I though uncle Joe ran off to firelake

Posted by: Oh noes!! at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (HcoTw)

Last time I saw Uncle Joe,
He was movin' kinda slow,
At the Junction.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 24, 2026 12:56 PM (wtvvX)

257 And why do they always run upstairs in the creepy old house?
Posted by: Diogenes

Why do blondes always fall down running on flat ground?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:57 PM (5xUrG)

258 REPORT: Angel Reese’s collaboration with Reebok is reportedly facing uncertainty after selling fewer than 250 pairs 👀

Reports also claim the brand may have taken losses of around $15 million from the deal 😬

Big expectations… tough results so far 🏀

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (5xUrG)

=====

Also, SNAP is suddenly more tightly regulated, which is unrelated.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 12:53 PM (gYVzu)
________

I always assumed there was lots of money laundering and stolen fencing and market manipulation going on with these branded sneakers. A few weeks ago, that teenage goatfucker who threw the bomb was reported to have been in the aftermarket sneaker business with what seemed clearly to be the Russian mob. The veracity of my assumption was heightened.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 12:57 PM (iFTx/)

259 Hobo lures vary by region.

Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 12:57 PM (q177U)

260 https://is.gd/9eyYfb
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
----
You young whippersnappers and this new fangled AI!!!! Get off my porch!

Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2026 12:57 PM (9U6Wl)

261 And now it's a Daboubi thread ...
Posted by: ShainS

Da bewbies!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:57 PM (5xUrG)

262 ahahaha Daboubi !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
*
The kid was heard yelling Yabba Dabba Daboubi!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026

***
I wonder if Miz Daboubi's teachers in teacher school tried to dissuade her from the field, or to convince her to change her name. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:58 PM (wzUl9)

263 Yeah, me neither. And why do they go after all the hot chicks?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:52 PM (77rzZ)

***

And why do they always run upstairs in the creepy old house?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 12:56 PM (2WIwB)

Or into the dark scraggly woods???

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 12:58 PM (dmDsy)

264 If one mainstream "pro choice" person were selected to be on the jury, he would have walked free. I say that with absolute certainty.

Posted by: Mr. Mxyzptlk at March 24, 2026 12:58 PM (FIhI4)

265 Ohio teacher, 28, charged with carrying out twisted sexual relationship with student

Jamelah Daboubi, a former teacher at Horizon Science Academy in Columbus, pleaded guilty to gross sexual imposition and unlawful sexual conduct with a minor in Franklin County

ahahaha Daboubi !
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

The kid was heard yelling Yabba Dabba Daboubi!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:55 PM (5xUrG)

Jammin the Daboubi !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2026 12:58 PM (NtVYv)

266 And now it's a Daboubi thread ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 24, 2026 12:56 PM

You're not going to sheikh it at this point.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 12:58 PM (z+vwF)

267 Why do blondes always fall down running on flat ground?
Posted by: rickb223

Because they're running in high heels, and very little else. Top heavy.

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:58 PM (77rzZ)

268 And why do they always run upstairs in the creepy old house?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 12:56 PM (2WIwB)

Or into the dark scraggly woods???
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G)

Why do they hide behind the running chainsaws?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:59 PM (5xUrG)

269 Angel Reese is a boubi

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 24, 2026 12:59 PM (NtVYv)

270 @200 Daboubi , shattered, shattered

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 12:59 PM (mHVWR)

271 Oh no!

Anyway...

Posted by: Jetto at March 24, 2026 12:59 PM (KZzg+)

272 who is Angel Reese???

Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM (9U6Wl)

273 REPORT: Angel Reese’s collaboration with Reebok is reportedly facing uncertainty after selling fewer than 250 pairs 👀

Reports also claim the brand may have taken losses of around $15 million from the deal 😬

Somehow, that white bitch Caitlin Clark is to blame...

Posted by: Black WNBA players at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM (Ia3Yj)

274 In his defense, Gosnell was likely a DEI hire and his underlings performed all the abortions

Posted by: Dratch at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM (lmqED)

275 267 Why do blondes always fall down running on flat ground?
Posted by: rickb223

Because they're running in high heels, and very little else. Top heavy.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:58 PM (77rzZ)

That's exactly why I made movies!!!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM (dmDsy)

276 Fuck the jabroni Hulk Hogan!

Posted by: Zombie Iron Sheik at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM (KZzg+)

277 Jamelah Daboubi

Just looked up a pic

Would not hit that doobie

Posted by: Oh noes!! at March 24, 2026 01:01 PM (HcoTw)

278 I wonder if Miz Daboubi's teachers in teacher school tried to dissuade her from the field, or to convince her to change her name. . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 24, 2026 12:58 PM

Hah. Da Boobie!

- Middle school boys everywhere

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 01:01 PM (kgE5c)

279 275 That's exactly why I made movies!!!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM (dmDsy)

======

Nah.

Weinstein thinks he's Selznick, not Russ Meyer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:01 PM (gYVzu)

280 274 In his defense, Gosnell was likely a DEI hire and his underlings performed all the abortions
Posted by: Dratch at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM (lmqED)

Ya know, he never did seem to be too bright....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 24, 2026 01:01 PM (dmDsy)

281 Good. I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people.

Posted by: As PDT said of Mueller at March 24, 2026 01:02 PM (TbWk/)

282 That's exactly why I made movies!!!
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM

Running barefoot > running in high heels

Posted by: Quentin T. at March 24, 2026 01:02 PM (z+vwF)

283 who is Angel Reese???
Posted by: lin-duh at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM

*shrugs* No clue.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 24, 2026 01:02 PM (kgE5c)

284 "And why do they always run upstairs in the creepy old house?
Posted by: Diogenes"

Especially when there is a dark, dingy basement they can hide in.

Posted by: Ripley at March 24, 2026 01:02 PM (GUOwU)

285 .
♪ Ruth Bader Ginsburg is dead now.
♪ Thank God Ruth Bader is dead.
♪ All the blood that bled
♪ out of fetal heads
♪ is on her dirty soul now.
♪ Thank God Ruth Bader is dead.
.

Posted by: Marooned at March 24, 2026 01:02 PM (kt8QE)

286 No relation to me.

Just want to make that clear.

Posted by: K.T. Frog at March 24, 2026 01:02 PM (KZzg+)

287 REPORT: Angel Reese’s collaboration with Reebok is reportedly facing uncertainty after selling fewer than 250 pairs 👀

Reports also claim the brand may have taken losses of around $15 million from the deal 😬
+++
Should have thrown in a free dildo.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 24, 2026 01:02 PM (Lo97M)

288 Why do blondes always fall down running on flat ground?
Posted by: rickb223

Because they're running in high heels, and very little else. Top heavy.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:58 PM (77rzZ)
__________

"Meh, try fucking in heels"

-- Porn stars

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

289 34 >>My forehead was split open by a rocking chair...well, it was really my brother pushing me into the solid wood armrest that did it...

Sister broke 8 of my toes by rocking over my feet with a rocking chair.

That was a shitty Summer.
Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM (erF49)

What did you do to make her feel so unsafe she felt it necessary to protect herself by moving the rocker across your toes?

Posted by: Modern feminist sensibilities at March 24, 2026 01:03 PM (TbWk/)

290 I can't believe Nike thought a contract with Angel Reese was a winner.

She's a shit player who is unattractive and has a big mouth.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:03 PM (aZm/F)

291 I reached a Life Milestone. I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:07 PM
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Be sure to chain it down and lock it so it doesn't disappear.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 01:04 PM (n17eQ)

292 (Crosses arms, scowls in contempt)

Posted by: U.S. Media at March 24, 2026 01:04 PM (464q3)

293 236 REPORT: Angel Reese’s collaboration with Reebok is reportedly facing uncertainty after selling fewer than 250 pairs 👀
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She was also on boxes of Reese's Puffs cereal. Briefly. Wonder what the sales were on that one.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 24, 2026 01:04 PM (0bjKf)

294 No relation to me.

Just want to make that clear.
Posted by: K.T. Frog

*fistbump*
-- Zombie Kermit Roosevelt

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 01:04 PM (77rzZ)

295 290 I can't believe Nike thought a contract with Angel Reese was a winner.

She's a shit player who is unattractive and has a big mouth.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:03 PM (aZm/F)

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Well, it was Reebok.

And I assume something like 99% of sports endorsements, especially of female sports personalities, are just this side of money laundering.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:04 PM (gYVzu)

296 She's a shit player who is unattractive and has a big mouth

Doesn't that describe pretty much every WNBA player?

Posted by: Jetto at March 24, 2026 01:04 PM (KZzg+)

297 290 I can't believe Nike thought a contract with Angel Reese was a winner.

She's a shit player who is unattractive and has a big mouth.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:03 PM (aZm/F)

Or Reese’s cereal.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (464q3)

298
Is Reese a lesbo?

Posted by: four seasons at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (3ek7K)

299 Daboubi , shattered, shattered
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 12:59 PM (mHVWR)

Don't you know the crime rate's going up, up, up up, UP!

Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (pXC9O)

300 279 275 That's exactly why I made movies!!!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2026 01:00 PM (dmDsy)

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Nah.

Weinstein thinks he's Selznick, not Russ Meyer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:01 PM (gYVzu)

Listen up, fella, I wasn't talking about what was actually put on film... I am talking about the casting calls, the hundreds of young, supple actresses just being so attracted to my face and body, that they would do anything for me.... or to me.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (dmDsy)

301 "C'mon, get in the boat!
C'mon, get in the boat!
Fish, fish!"

youtu.be/0odi-Eyz7yI

Posted by: pookysgirl is contractually obligated to post this at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (Wt5PA)

302 The angel reese / sid the sloth memes make me laugh

Posted by: Oh noes!! at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (HcoTw)

303 Yeah, me neither. And why do they go after all the hot chicks?

Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:52 PM (77rzZ)

It's a demonic influence. The devil hates the world and he hates beauty. I'm getting crotchety I'm sure but it's the truth.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (QIawq)

304 Plan B, RU486, at home chemical abortions are doing what kind of damage to the mothers of expelled children? Death, lies, fraud, spiritual shortcoming, emotional wreckage. Dads, how about your dead children? It leaves a mark too.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (YlWIZ)

305 300 Listen up, fella, I wasn't talking about what was actually put on film... I am talking about the casting calls, the hundreds of young, supple actresses just being so attracted to my face and body, that they would do anything for me.... or to me.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (dmDsy)

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Listen, Gavin Newsom's wife has a type, and it's not conventionally attractive men.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (gYVzu)

306 Let's be honest about it - Angel Reese's popularity is limited to black people who can't stand seeing a white girl succeed in basketball. Reese is a poor shooter and limited passer and ball handler most known for trashing (and flagreantly fouling) Caitlin Clark. There are at least a small number of blacks who like "putting that white girl in her place."

Posted by: Wally at March 24, 2026 01:07 PM (zG4BR)

307 I still laugh when I think about the WNBA demanding more money when they can't cover their own league's costs.

I've seen clips of the WNBA and actually laughed out loud at how shitty they played. I've seen high school boys play better, much better.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:07 PM (aZm/F)

308 keep it comfortable until it dies.
- some nasty dem governor

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2026 01:07 PM (n5tGW)

309 307 I still laugh when I think about the WNBA demanding more money when they can't cover their own league's costs.

I've seen clips of the WNBA and actually laughed out loud at how shitty they played. I've seen high school boys play better, much better.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:07 PM (aZm/F)

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They got the money.

Lowest salary went from like $50,000 to $300,000.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:07 PM (gYVzu)

310 Jamelah Daboubi

Just looked up a pic

Would not hit that doobie
Posted by: Oh noes!! at March 24, 2026 01:01 PM (HcoTw)

Oliver Platt in a wig.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at March 24, 2026 01:08 PM (PSEDc)

311 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:01 PM

I'm ready for my retrospective, Mr. Madison.

Posted by: zombie Russ Meyer, the last American auteur at March 24, 2026 01:08 PM (z+vwF)

312 What did you do to make her feel so unsafe she felt it necessary to protect herself by moving the rocker across your toes?
Posted by: Modern feminist sensibilities at March 24, 2026 01:03 PM (TbWk/)

And why were your feet positioned one under each rocker?

I may be old and possibly dead, but I'm still interested in new moves...

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2026 01:08 PM (dmDsy)

313
"And why do they always run upstairs in the creepy old house?
Posted by: Diogenes"
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Especially when there is a dark, dingy basement they can hide in.
Posted by: Ripley

And good dense cornfields.
- Malichi.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 24, 2026 01:08 PM (QVmho)

314 Nobody gives a shit about the WNBA and they never will. It's the epitome of make-work DEI bullshit. It's a horrible product that nobody watches because spending any amount of time watching 10 lesbians miss layups and brick 3 pointers is a retarded use of time. The dildo era was the only entertaining thing that's ever come out of it.

Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2026 01:08 PM (5aZAZ)

315 232 Horror like Alien is great. Frankenstein. Amityville.

Horror like people just getting chopped up and tortured is pointless. I don't get it.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (aTgV0)

'The Ghost and Mr. Chicken' was scary enough for me.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 24, 2026 01:08 PM (QGaXH)

316 >> Local Crime Story Update: Crazed Abortionist Who Routinely Murdered Children After They Were Born Dies in Prison

Alternate title:

>> Local Crime Story Update: Crazed Abortionist Who Routinely Murdered Children After They Were Born Aborted by World, Faces God Who is Tapping his Foot, and has a Spock Eyebrow

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 01:09 PM (e1mwr)

317 She's a shit player who is unattractive and has a big mouth

Doesn't that describe pretty much every WNBA player?
Posted by: Jetto

She is compared to Sid from Ice Age.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 01:09 PM (5xUrG)

318 They got the money.

Lowest salary went from like $50,000 to $300,000.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:07 PM (gYVzu)

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lol

WTF is funding those kinds of salary hikes?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:09 PM (aZm/F)

319 Lowest salary went from like $50,000 to $300,000

Good. Anything that cuts into the NBA's profits is A-OK with me.

Posted by: Jetto at March 24, 2026 01:09 PM (KZzg+)

320 I can't believe Nike thought a contract with Angel Reese was a winner.

She's a shit player who is unattractive and has a big mouth.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:03 PM (aZm/F)

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Well, it was Reebok.

And I assume something like 99% of sports endorsements, especially of female sports personalities, are just this side of money laundering.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:04 PM (gYVzu)
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Did somebody say money laundering? Why didn't I think of that?

Reebok can whip these branded sneakers together in about 30 minutes and have them made by slaves for about $1.64 a pop. I doubt they can ever really lose a lot of money.

Even if they did, endorsing female athletes in sports nobody watches is probably more about politics and danegeld than anything, much like all those yuge book advances to leftist politicians for books nobody will buy.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:09 PM (iFTx/)

321 311 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:01 PM

I'm ready for my retrospective, Mr. Madison.

Posted by: zombie Russ Meyer, the last American auteur at March 24, 2026 01:08 PM (z+vwF)

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Can you not read?!

Hammer! Films!

173 of them.

Back of the line with you.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (gYVzu)

322 On Reese's attractiveness, I would disagree with some of the posters above. I do find her quite attractive, although the amount of makeup used and the unusual outfits strike me as someone trying too hard to get noticed.

Posted by: Wally at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (zG4BR)

323 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:01 PM

I'm ready for my retrospective, Mr. Madison.
Posted by: zombie Russ Meyer, the last American auteur at March 24, 2026 01:08 PM (z+vwF)

It's Monroe

Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (pXC9O)

324 Justice done this side mor or less.

Posted by: Eromero at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (SEhpc)

325 Saw a story of how more cash flows through the Minn-St. Paul airport than any other airport in the country and by a wide margin. We are such chumps in this country. I just have to open up the "No Kid Daycare Daycare" one of these days.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (n5tGW)

326 This conviction was, what, over a decade ago. With today's looney tunes lunatics, they'd be out in force defending what this guy did. The DA in Philly would refuse to prosecute. And, even if they did, it would be cursory as the Judge ran interference on any substantive conviction.

People are much crazier, more immoral, and disinclined to evaluate any situation that is uncomfortable to their world view (or more accurately in line with their sworn opposition).

Posted by: Orson at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (dIske)

327 314 Nobody gives a shit about the WNBA and they never will. It's the epitome of make-work DEI bullshit. It's a horrible product that nobody watches because spending any amount of time watching 10 lesbians miss layups and brick 3 pointers is a retarded use of time. The dildo era was the only entertaining thing that's ever come out of it.

Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2026 01:08 PM (5aZAZ)
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This is gold and 100% spot on.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (aZm/F)

328 323 It's Monroe

Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (pXC9O)

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Get better JT!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (gYVzu)

329 Imagine whatever sin you have.

Now imagine your meeting with God.

We will all eventually have that meeting.

Now imagine- what will this man say to God?

Seek redemption NOW.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (e1mwr)

330 Angel Reese is marginally less unattractive than Big Mike.

Posted by: Jetto at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (KZzg+)

331 I still laugh when I think about the WNBA demanding more money when they can't cover their own league's costs.

I've seen clips of the WNBA and actually laughed out loud at how shitty they played. I've seen high school boys play better, much better.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:07 PM (aZm/F)

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They got the money.

Lowest salary went from like $50,000 to $300,000.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:07 PM (gYVzu)
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True, but $300k is like an entry-level lawyer or finance job at a big firm in NYC. Actually, less than what a top entry level job pays.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)

332 329 Imagine whatever sin you have.

Now imagine your meeting with God.

We will all eventually have that meeting.

Now imagine- what will this man say to God?

Seek redemption NOW.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (e1mwr)

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An eternity in boiling blood isn't THAT bad, is it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:12 PM (gYVzu)

333 "Meh, try fucking in heels"

-- Porn stars
Posted by: Elric The Blade

But seeing their feet is the best part!!!

Posted by: Gen Alpha Weiros at March 24, 2026 01:12 PM (Ia3Yj)

334 WTF is funding those kinds of salary hikes?
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Green Dildos?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 24, 2026 01:12 PM (n17eQ)

335 It's Monroe

Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (pXC9O)

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Get better JT!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (gYVzu)

Hiya, JT! Hope you see this!

Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 01:12 PM (pXC9O)

336 331 True, but $300k is like an entry-level lawyer or finance job at a big firm in NYC. Actually, less than what a top entry level job pays.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)

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And the WNBA players don't deserve it because they don't sell enough tickets.

The NBA will just have to subsidize them more.

I'm just waiting with baited breath for the announcement of the lowering of the salary cap at the NBA which is completely unrelated to the WNBA's increased cost.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:12 PM (gYVzu)

337 >> An eternity in boiling blood isn't THAT bad, is it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:12 PM (gYVzu)

An eternity without God is worse.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 01:13 PM (e1mwr)

338 Well, it was Reebok.

And I assume something like 99% of sports endorsements, especially of female sports personalities, are just this side of money laundering.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:04 PM (gYVzu)

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Thanks. Someone said Nike upthread, and I don't watch or pay attention to the WNBA so I didn't really know.

Money laundering sounds right.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:13 PM (aZm/F)

339 The move means members of Congress and their staff will no longer get access to a dedicated airline help desk that fast-tracks bookings, changes and support.

Now congress members will have to endure the misery that the masses have faced while they have been swept through check-in with ease.

LOL. LMAO, even. Good job Delta

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 24, 2026 01:13 PM (a+4eV)

340 @229 Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 24, 2026 12:50 PM (Dv3i1)
====================

Threadreader version of the whole set of tweets

https://tinyurl.com/2dunc2tz

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 01:13 PM (yuorg)

341 The WNBA is just a charity organization for women's sports.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 24, 2026 01:13 PM (n5tGW)

342 Horror like people just getting chopped up and tortured is pointless. I don't get it.
Posted by: eleven at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (aTgV0)

"Tortue porn." A surprisingly large number of people get off on it. Sometimes it's so over the top that it's laughable (the Troma people are a good example), but the Saw and Hostel films are just out-and-out disgusting pieces that exist to show just how many sick ways humans can be killed. The directors and producers of that evil slop should be shunned from decent society for all time.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 24, 2026 01:13 PM (ufSfZ)

343 Angel Reese is marginally less unattractive than Big Mike.
Posted by: Jetto at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM

Neither of them get the action I do.

Posted by: Whoopi at March 24, 2026 01:14 PM (z+vwF)

344 I want to ask God what the point of Lena Dunham was.

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 01:14 PM (QIawq)

345 On Reese's attractiveness, I would disagree with some of the posters above. I do find her quite attractive, although the amount of makeup used and the unusual outfits strike me as someone trying too hard to get noticed.
Posted by: Wally at March 24, 2026 01:10 PM (zG4BR)
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She's reasonably attractive and has a nice body. By WNBA standards, she's a supermodel. Some of the WNBA players look like Bigfoot.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

346 330 Angel Reese is marginally less unattractive than Big Mike.
Posted by: Jetto

That's...simultaneously both true and false. She actually could be fairly attractive, but she is so "ghetto", with the giant false eyelashes and attitude, Big Mike actually seems more refined and feminine!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2026 01:14 PM (Ia3Yj)

347 True, but $300k is like an entry-level lawyer or finance job at a big firm in NYC. Actually, less than what a top entry level job pays.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)
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Yeah but these chicks aren't working 100+ hour weeks and surviving on coffee and Peruvian pre-workout powder while living in a 75 sqft apartment in Manhattan.

Posted by: ballistic at March 24, 2026 01:15 PM (5aZAZ)

348 305 300 Listen up, fella, I wasn't talking about what was actually put on film... I am talking about the casting calls, the hundreds of young, supple actresses just being so attracted to my face and body, that they would do anything for me.... or to me.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (dmDsy)

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Listen, Gavin Newsom's wife has a type, and it's not conventionally attractive men.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:05 PM (gYVzu)

Politics? Hey Pal, this ain't a game. Gavin Newsom was created by me! We had writers working on an "unbelievably gay, yet supposedly 'straight man' gets voted as Governor of Califorina" for 10 YEARS...

It was in development hell until that Newsom twink came along...

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at March 24, 2026 01:15 PM (dmDsy)

349 Local political story.

Two Republicans running for local County Council seat, with special election today.

One used to be a Beer/Wine sales rep.

He's sitting outside our polling place.

Reading his bible.

I'm voting for the other guy.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 24, 2026 01:15 PM (iMotb)

350 Yeah, that's another one. But that's not the kind of flick I would normally watch. I will watch Lawrence because it's (loosely) history. But I won't watch that scene.
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:39 PM (77rzZ)
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Jose Ferrer brought the kink in that role.

Posted by: mrp at March 24, 2026 01:15 PM (rj6Yv)

351 Angel Reese is marginally less unattractive than Big Mike.
Posted by: Jetto at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM

I'm a better ball handler, too.

Posted by: Big Mike at March 24, 2026 01:15 PM (kgE5c)

352 True, but $300k is like an entry-level lawyer or finance job at a big firm in NYC. Actually, less than what a top entry level job pays.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)

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But lawyers had to go to law school and pass the bar, and finance guys were forced to hang out with other finance guys, so they've paid their dues. What have WNBA players done to earn $300,000?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:15 PM (aZm/F)

353 "just, just, just" ad nauseam. I really am a shitty writer.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 24, 2026 01:16 PM (ufSfZ)

354 Angel has no jaw line.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 24, 2026 01:16 PM (2ap+5)

355 352 But lawyers had to go to law school and pass the bar, and finance guys were forced to hang out with other finance guys, so they've paid their dues. What have WNBA players done to earn $300,000?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:15 PM (aZm/F)

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Practiced against college-level men's players who aren't allowed to run or jump when playing the women?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 24, 2026 01:16 PM (gYVzu)

356
38 What kind of lures does one use to catch hobos, anyway?
Posted by: Bulg at March 24, 2026 12:13 PM

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A bottle of fortified wine placed on the sidewalk, wired to the power supply of a nearby neon sign.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 24, 2026 01:16 PM (APZZ1)

357 Big Mike actually seems more refined and feminine!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 24, 2026 01:14 PM (Ia3Yj)

Sometimes you have to look at the username to fully understand what is being said

Posted by: ... at March 24, 2026 01:16 PM (QIawq)

358
I want to ask God what the point of Lena Dunham was.
Posted by: ...

Just query the Admiral? He trolls us on the regular with her peers.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 24, 2026 01:16 PM (QVmho)

359 The good news is that the WNBA is bleeding money out of the almost equally crappy NBA.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 24, 2026 01:16 PM (0U5gm)

360 344 I want to ask God what the point of Lena Dunham was.
Posted by: ...

It was a pretty clear warning to young women that whoring around and pursuing a career until your mid-30s would end terribly...and yet, they're still doing it.

Was free-will a bad idea?

Posted by: God at March 24, 2026 01:16 PM (Ia3Yj)

361 Wow - are we really having an Angel vs Mooch discussion?

*leaves to look up photos of Mary Ann AND Ginger*

Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 01:17 PM (pXC9O)

362 SCI Huntingdon. Lived four and a half years in Huntingdon, PA. Use to ride our bikes out that way during the summer. Free range childhood was awesome. Tried to replicate that for my kids.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, Ltd at March 24, 2026 01:17 PM (jFCkp)

363 Women's sports, in general, is pure patronization. Sure, in high school and college is serves a teaching purpose. You learn about teamwork, discipline, perserverence to name a few.

BUT, women's professional sports, the women's Olympic events, World meets for track and field etc. PURE unaduturated patronization. It's Junior Varsity. The only purpose it might serve is to entice girls to pursue atheletics while securing an education.

Posted by: Orson at March 24, 2026 01:17 PM (dIske)

364 NOOD ALERT!!!

Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 01:17 PM (q177U)

365 "Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, He was an English Guy. He came to fight the Turkish."

https://youtu.be/nlQy7wYT6Wk
Posted by: Doof at March 24, 2026 12:49 PM (pXC9O)

Great little movie. I'll need to watch the DVD tonight.
"My dick was in the punch!!"
"Got a little wang to it. Good, though".

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 24, 2026 01:17 PM (5xuJ/)

366 Do the ladies enforce bag limits on hobos?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 01:18 PM (z+vwF)

367 >>Angel has no jaw line.

To quote DJ Jazzy Jeff: The Girlie had a mustache.

Posted by: garrett at March 24, 2026 01:18 PM (erF49)

368 >> I reached a Life Milestone. I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures.

Lying is a sin. As penance go do your Amazon returns that are piling up.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 24, 2026 01:18 PM (e1mwr)

369 WTF is funding those kinds of salary hikes?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:09 PM (aZm/F)
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NBA, by way of buying social justice insurance.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 24, 2026 01:18 PM (yuorg)

370 Gosnell received his MD from Jefferson Medical College shortly after the school also graduated its first female physician. He had a horrible reputation well before he was finally trapped in felony cases. But no one in Philly had the balls or morals to challenge a Black Doctor until his actions went beyond egregious. Thus both the medical establishment and government legal system in Philly share guilt in savage murders of babies. The medical school changed its name when Sidney Kimmel paid his way into their halls. Seems fitting.

Posted by: epador at March 24, 2026 01:18 PM (OjgnX)

371 True, but $300k is like an entry-level lawyer or finance job at a big firm in NYC. Actually, less than what a top entry level job pays.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:11 PM (iFTx/)

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But lawyers had to go to law school and pass the bar, and finance guys were forced to hang out with other finance guys, so they've paid their dues. What have WNBA players done to earn $300,000?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:15 PM (aZm/F)
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They are the top players in their sport, for whatever that's worth. As bad as they are, these are elite female players. Anyone is worth what someone is willing to pay them. No more, no less. Lots of idiots passing the bar, and dumb finance bros passing the CFA, and yet they are still making 100s of thousands a year, sometimes millions. They ain't worth it either.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 24, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

372 Nood.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 24, 2026 01:19 PM (z+vwF)

373 But lawyers had to go to law school and pass the bar, and finance guys were forced to hang out with other finance guys, so they've paid their dues. What have WNBA players done to earn $300,000?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 24, 2026 01:15 PM (aZm/F)

Heh...too true!

Although entry-level finance isn't $300k. A few of the best get that, but most first-year associates don't come close to that number.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 24, 2026 01:20 PM (n9ltV)

374 209 Gosnell was the Temu Jack Kevorkian.
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (q177U)

I would argue Gosnell was far and away much worse than Kervorkian. Gosnell murdered thousands of innocent victims - unborn babies and even babies born alive whose spinal cords he'd cut with surgical scissors if they made it out the womb. Kervorkian, warped though he may have been, provided assisted suicide to people who made a choice about ending their own lives. He was involved either directly or indirectly maybe up to 130 deaths. Rookie numbers compared to Gosnell.

Posted by: Gosnell was worse by far at March 24, 2026 01:20 PM (TbWk/)

375 A lot of dark things really hang on and, for me personally, they tend to effect how I view the world.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 24, 2026 12:41 PM (

My students asked me once what my favorite horror movie was. “None”, I said. “I read history.”

Over many decades things as such has left me with a dark, twisted, demented sense of humor.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 24, 2026 01:20 PM (464q3)

376 Angel Reese did cause a new word to be invented; mebound. Missing a lot of shots and getting the rebound yourself

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 24, 2026 01:21 PM (mHVWR)

377 And why do they always run upstairs in the creepy old house?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 24, 2026 12:56 PM (2WIwB)

Page 63 of the script, silly.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 24, 2026 01:23 PM (5xuJ/)

378 Anthony Edwards turned down Angel Reese like it was nothing—$500K had him responding instantly.

"Well, a half mil is kinda of a lot, but if I have to pay it to avoid a date with Angel Reese, guess I will".

Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 01:23 PM (5xUrG)

379 Oh, that's hilarious! Thank you for fixing that link, CBD.

Posted by: creeper at March 24, 2026 01:23 PM (80oeU)

380 "I reached a Life Milestone. I bought an outdoor rocking chair so I can sit outside as I whittle and tie lures."
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The fear of turning 30 really messes up some people.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 24, 2026 01:24 PM (cWLG3)

381 She's a shit player who is unattractive and has a big mouth

Doesn't that describe pretty much every WNBA player?
Posted by: Jetto at March 24, 2026 01:04 PM

The inventor of the mebound.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 01:28 PM (4NO2D)

382 dammit

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 24, 2026 01:28 PM (4NO2D)

383 Anyone that saw the photo of Baby Boy A will never forget it. Gosnell gave legal abortions, although he did lie about the ones that were late term. He had high school girls with no medical training handling anesthesia. They let him go 10 years without setting foot in that clinic to check it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 24, 2026 01:29 PM (gQ15S)

384 209 Gosnell was the Temu Jack Kevorkian.
Posted by: Max Power at March 24, 2026 12:47 PM (q177U)

I would argue Gosnell was far and away much worse than Kervorkian. Gosnell murdered thousands of innocent victims - unborn babies and even babies born alive whose spinal cords he'd cut with surgical scissors if they made it out the womb. Kervorkian, warped though he may have been, provided assisted suicide to people who made a choice about ending their own lives. He was involved either directly or indirectly maybe up to 130 deaths. Rookie numbers compared to Gosnell.
Posted by: Gosnell was worse by far at March 24, 2026 01:20 PM (TbWk/)

Kevorkian convinced a lot of people to kill themselves just like the Canadian government does now. He's just as bad.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 01:37 PM (8avO+)

385 REPORT: Angel Reese’s collaboration with Reebok is reportedly facing uncertainty after selling fewer than 250 pairs 👀

Reports also claim the brand may have taken losses of around $15 million from the deal 😬

Big expectations… tough results so far 🏀
Posted by: rickb223 at March 24, 2026 12:51 PM (5xUrG)

Why you would expect 15 million dollars worth of shoes to sell when tickets to the games don't sell and probably most of the viewers are men, I can't understand. And Reese, even by normal WNBA standards is a bad player.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 24, 2026 01:45 PM (8avO+)

386 Ace you are a fine man who is not old.

I only feel old due to "post viral syndrome" which is a thing now. A hangover if you survive. I am going to beat this tomorrow and garden. Possibly croak among my rose bushes and spring flowers.

Today at the eye doc (regular visit all is well) a super old man behind me was talking about "seeing his nutritionist next week." I am not going there willingly and think three docs I have to see (eye, derm, ARNP) need to arrange a conference once a year to see me and then leave me alone.

I hope Gosnell is in the lower bowel of hell.

I did raise consciousness of his horror when I briefly invaded WaPo as a French anthroplogist. The rabid and stupid commenters did not even catch on that I was messing with them after I said my project was, "WaPo in the Mist." Very polite with me being French. It was hilarious on a horrible subject and I let 'er rip.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 24, 2026 02:39 PM (WONhk)

387 Kermit Gosnell eulogy:
Whatever became of your humanity?
I hope it was not for the 'Benjamins'.
I hope it was not for a hatred of society.
I hope it was not because the mother didn't want or was incapable of upbringing the child. Because that child could have been adopted by loving adoption parents.
Other than those reasons, I cannot fathom terminating a human life.
Other than a subliminal hatred of humanity itself.
If that was the case, you had no business being a medical professional that swears to the 'Hippocratic Oath'.
You were a charlatan!

Posted by: John at March 24, 2026 02:54 PM (0DsdP)

388 Hope he burns for all eternity.

Posted by: TJ jackson at March 24, 2026 03:20 PM (bXvrr)

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