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The Adventurous Soul
@TAdventurousoul
Pearl Harbor Attack, 7 December 1941
Photograph of Battleship Row taken from a Japanese plane at the beginning of the attack.
The explosion in the center is a torpedo strike on USS West Virginia.

Dog thief returns stolen property.

Dogs are confronted with their crimes.

Dog tried to steal a stuffed unicorn five times until the store decided it was cheaper to just give him the toy.

Dog figures out he's being bamboozled.

These Belgian Malinoises are little gang-stars. Especially the ones snapping their teeth like lunatics.

Dogs reuniting with service members.

These dogs are only guilty of stealing my heart.

Dog tries to frame his owner for... murder.

Dog was chased after stealing a stuffed animal in a shopping center 😂

The cutest thief ❤️ pic.twitter.com/SpsfeWn4pS
— Restoring Your Faith in Humanity (@HumanityChad) March 19, 2026

Press X to doubt, but...

This dog is moved the surveillance camera in order to steal a treat! Lol. 🤣 pic.twitter.com/YFSETOUwhl
— Puppies 🐶 (@Puppieslover) August 18, 2025

This dog noticed that humans give paper to each other in exchange for delicious food so he went out to find his own currency.

That's counterfeiting.

A stray dog bringing items to trade for food after watching humans do it pic.twitter.com/zToO8POasi
— Özer Dölekoğlu (@wrzl) March 16, 2026

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Whispering: "Are you seeing this shit too?"

A dog’s reaction to seeing a horse for the first time.. 😅 pic.twitter.com/wyJEP40kky
— Buitengebieden (@buitengebieden) March 19, 2026

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1 First!

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 07:32 PM (wVcYX)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

3 First because I had to sit through a diabetes ad

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 07:33 PM (Ia/+0)

4 *checks tables for penises*

Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 07:33 PM (gKWVE)

5 Doggie couldn't sell any of those items on Ebay

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0)

6 Whispering: "Are you seeing this shit too?"
_-_
Naw, that's a cowdog sayin' "You see that asshole horse? Let me outta here, I'll get 'im over there where he belongs...stick yer nose in MY truck, will ya?'

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 07:36 PM (eHBLK)

7 Top photo is interesting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 07:36 PM (zZu0s)

8 *struts in with fly down, looks for nearest table*

Posted by: ballistic at March 19, 2026 07:37 PM (dYNiX)

9 Cafe !!!. It was an absolutely glorious day, life is good and I want to buy you all a drink.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 07:38 PM (+nEug)

10 Wake me up when something worthwhile walks in.

Posted by: Megan K. at March 19, 2026 07:39 PM (v92gE)

11 Now the horse is wondering why they always make them ride back in the trailer.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 07:40 PM (TKHDz)

12 Cafe !!!. It was an absolutely glorious day, life is good and I want to buy you all a drink.
Posted by: Ben Had

You talked me into it.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 19, 2026 07:40 PM (cxFcK)

13 Where do the carriers park in the PH photo above?

The "bottom" of the island under Battleship row?

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 07:41 PM (cS1cw)

14 You can see two of the attacking Japanese planes in that picture. At the head of Battleship Row is USS California which would settle on an even keel because many inspection hatches were open. Vestal is moored next to Arizona while aft of both ships is Nevada. In the lower portion of the picture that should be the cruisers Detroit and Raleigh along with Ogala. It seems Utah is already starting to capsize.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:41 PM (2GVsD)

15 Crime pays if you're a dog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 19, 2026 07:42 PM (Cqx++)

16 The target battleship USS Utah in the photo is moored where the carriers would normally moor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:42 PM (2GVsD)

17 Pearl Harbor and dogs.

What's he trying to tell us?

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 07:43 PM (aTgV0)

18 Remember the 7 P's you never want to see entering the Café:

Perennially promiscuous polymorphically-perverse penguins parading proudly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 07:44 PM (0sNs1)

19 In the background of the photo is the one target that would have starved the Pacific Fleet back to the West Coast for at least six months - the US Pacific Fleet's oil storage tanks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:44 PM (2GVsD)

20 The Doggo hugging his Humans gravestone just broke my heart. It's too misty in here now.

😒

Posted by: girl boss pEU prez'snit at March 19, 2026 07:44 PM (cO6oP)

21 "A dogs reaction to seeing a horse for the first time"

That's a big dog!

Posted by: the dog at March 19, 2026 07:44 PM (vFG9F)

22 Dogs, planes, boats...Trump! It's all Trump's fault!

Posted by: MSNarf at March 19, 2026 07:45 PM (eHBLK)

23 Cat whistle-blowing dog crimes is pure justice.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 07:45 PM (aTgV0)

24 sitting in awe of Anna Puma's knowledge

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 07:45 PM (+nEug)

25 That dog has a doppelganger in Texas.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 07:47 PM (+nEug)

26 Perennially promiscuous polymorphically-perverse penguins parading proudly.
_-_
There's room here for a joke about homomorphisms, but my topology's a little rusty.

Posted by: MSNarf at March 19, 2026 07:47 PM (eHBLK)

27 The Oklahoma was in a carrier spot according to some quick research.

Those big juicy tanks in the background. Oh my. Target #1.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 07:48 PM (cS1cw)

28 That is a beautiful and chilling photo.

The only good part of the Pearl Harbor movie was the actual bombing. Brought that horrific moment to life in a very intense way. The rest of the movie with the torpid love story was ridiculous.

Would be good to finally do a new Pearl Harbor movie, if anyone has the guts to do one nowadays, to let the current youngins understand the importance of that day.

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 07:48 PM (gWBY1)

29 off sock

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 19, 2026 07:48 PM (cO6oP)

30 Uh, there. That's better. New son-in-law brought his dog over, and it kept an uneasy truce with my chief barn cat.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 07:49 PM (eHBLK)

31 B-25, six in the nose, 4 in the ball turret, 2 on each side of the fuselage.

youtube.com/watch?v=2vd_H_Yn_Dc

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 07:49 PM (Puq9y)

32 LizLem, the Attack on Pearl Harbor documentary is very good.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 07:50 PM (+nEug)

33 Love the dog thieves!

I think the one in the mall just wants to play. Did she not think to give him treats?

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 07:50 PM (gWBY1)

34 USS Oklahoma was moored with the other battleships. It would capsize like USS Utah.

Fun fact, some Arizona wreckage is actually on Ford Island from when they salvaged the ship.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD)

35 Dogs are the best!

Gotta love 'em!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 19, 2026 07:51 PM (MIIRH)

36 Thanks Anna and Ben Had for the details! I'll have to check out the documentary. Morons are the best.

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 07:51 PM (gWBY1)

37 Tora, tora, tora

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD)

38 Back on normal start time tomorrow
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 07:52 PM (Ia/+0)

39 "You want confirmation! There's your confirmation!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:52 PM (2GVsD)

40 It's too misty in here now."

Watch the vid of returning service members and tell me you didn't tear up...

Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 07:52 PM (XuXeR)

41 37 Tora, tora, tora
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD)

Toga, Toga, Toga ...

Posted by: Sen John Blutarski at March 19, 2026 07:53 PM (3sXRv)

42 A question for the English majors in the Horde:

Is the P in Pfffft silent?

Posted by: Eric Swalwell (D-CA) at March 19, 2026 07:53 PM (AGSC8)

43 😂😂😂

The BEE!!

https://tinyurl.com/mr38zt8v

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 07:53 PM (GD0B3)

44 Fricative.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 07:53 PM (aTgV0)

45 Watch the vid of returning service members and tell me you didn't tear up...
Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 07:52 PM (XuXeR)

Those get me every time.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 19, 2026 07:54 PM (zYpTz)

46
That is a beautiful and chilling photo.

Posted by: LizLem

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I wonder how it was obtained.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 07:54 PM (n7rxJ)

47 >>>Golden Retriever Turns Into a Drama King When Police Pass

Don't tase me, Bro!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 19, 2026 07:54 PM (syz1S)

48 I liked the leader of Japan giving Trump a huge hug at the white house. And then he reminded of them of Pearl Harbor when the dumb reporters asked why we didn't tell Japan about Iran. Good times.

@TheInsiderPaper
BREAKING 🚨 US and Japan announce $40 billion nuclear power project

Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 07:54 PM (gWBY1)

49 Belgian Malinoises are like 4 legged velociraptors. Great dogs but you better have a lot of room for them to run and a lot of time on your hands or they will eat your house.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 07:55 PM (viF8m)

50 If you want to cure your insomnia, Gordon Prange's three books on Pearl Harbor should do it.

At Dawn We Slept
Dec. 7, 1941: The Day the Japanese Attacked Pearl Harbor
Pearl Harbor: The Verdict of History

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:55 PM (2GVsD)

51 49 Belgian Malinoises are like 4 legged velociraptors. Great dogs but you better have a lot of room for them to run and a lot of time on your hands or they will eat your house.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 07:55 PM (viF8m)

Jack Russell's on crack ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 07:58 PM (3sXRv)

52 The photo above is reproduced in Prange's Dec. 7, 1941 book. The battleship suffering the torpedo attack is identified as USS Oklahoma And the plane closest to the explosion is identified as a B5N2 Kate torpedo bomber from Soryu.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 07:59 PM (2GVsD)

53 Would be good to finally do a new Pearl Harbor movie, if anyone has the guts to do one nowadays, to let the current youngins understand the importance of that day.
Posted by: LizLem at March 19, 2026 07:48 PM (gWBY1)
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Others have alluded to it, but "Tora, Tora, Tora" is really good, a joint American-Japanese look at the attack. It was a box office disaster (who wants to watch a movie about Pearl Harbor during Vietnam), but it is a superb film.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 07:59 PM (ZOv7s)

54 31, wow, that is so cool! I never knew about that! Thanks!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 19, 2026 07:59 PM (MIIRH)

55 Plans for a foot bridge from the Falklands to Nambia were scuttled by Big Penguin after it was determined that shipping penguins to Europe via UPS would be more cost effective than a march thru Africa and subsequent invasion across the Mediterranean.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at March 19, 2026 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

56 Looking at other photos in the book, my memory is good but not perfect.

Oglala was moored almost directly across from California.

Seaplane tender Curtiss was with the cruisers and Utah.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:02 PM (2GVsD)

57 >>Jack Russell's on crack ...

My mom had a few of them. Crazy little mofos.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 08:02 PM (viF8m)

58 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Sulu goes buttfukin nuts.

Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:03 PM (vFG9F)

59 Willowed:

It’s a movie, not a documentary.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 19, 2026 07:27 PM (XV/Pl)

Yeah. Thats what all the fans of shit historical movies say.

To be fair, it is not shit, just the inconsistencies dig at me.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:03 PM (zZu0s)

60 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Sulu goes buttfukin nuts.
Posted by: fd

...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 19, 2026 08:04 PM (diia5)

61 Ahem! The meeting will now come to order.

Posted by: Society for Truth in Fiction at March 19, 2026 08:05 PM (eHBLK)

62 Tora, tora, tora

If you ever get a chance to see the ~~Confederate~~ Commemorative Air Force's "Tora! Tora! Tora!" performance at an air show, do it. Of course, it's necessarily a very small scale event compared to the real thing but no matter how many times I've seen it, I still get goosebumps when they sound the air raid siren and start rolling planes out from behind the line.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 19, 2026 08:05 PM (Fs0KI)

63 Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 07:49 PM (eHBLK)

Don, how is SoCo holding up? I have family there.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 19, 2026 08:05 PM (FMtrg)

64 The flopping dog video is AI. Just so you know.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 08:06 PM (cWLG3)

65 The only ventral turret installed in the North American Aviation B-25 Mitchell was a remote-control turret made by Bendix. Jimmy Doolittle made a comment that you could learn the piano before mastering that gun system. Which is one reason why he had them stripped out of the Raider B-25s.

After the 100th B-25G the turret was officially deleted.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:06 PM (2GVsD)

66 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Sulu goes buttfukin nuts.
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:03 PM (vFG9F)

*ponders*

Naked Time?

City on the Edge of Forever?

Mirror, Mirror?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:06 PM (zZu0s)

67 Dog at the gravestone got dust stirred up in here.

Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2026 08:06 PM (LHPAg)

68 My nine-year-old daughter: "Daddy, why are you laughing?" Me: "President Trump is a funny, funny man."

Posted by: Tommy Shanks at March 19, 2026 08:06 PM (KDpmu)

69 That is a beautiful and chilling photo.

Posted by: LizLem

=================

I wonder how it was obtained.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 07:54 PM (n7rxJ)

I believe that one was from Japanese archives after the war, taken from the wing camera of one of the planes observing the attack. There are some pictures from the US from the ground, but are more accidental, including the home movie of the Arizona being hit and blowing up.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:07 PM (8avO+)

70 I saw "Tora! Tora! Tora!" as a kid and the one scene I can recall is the Japanese "expert" at English hunting and pecking at a typewriter ... sloooowly.

Did that happen in the movie or am I misremembering?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 19, 2026 08:08 PM (kpS4V)

71 Eris

It happened for real. They decided the message was too sensitive for the normal clerical staff, so the diplomatic staff took a crack at typing it. Hence, they were late for their meeting to break off negotiations.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:11 PM (2GVsD)

72 18 Remember the 7 P's you never want to see entering the Café:

Perennially promiscuous polymorphically-perverse penguins parading proudly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Just remember to pay your premium!

Posted by: Jonathan Lawson. @ Colonial Penn at March 19, 2026 08:11 PM (oftw2)

73 how is SoCo holding up?
_-_
Haven't lost the goofy governor yet, been pretty dry, and Walsenburg has had their water shut off for a week (can't seem to find the leak!), but the weather has been unusually warm and pleasant! Out here in the boonies, it's been great!

Posted by: Don in SoO at March 19, 2026 08:11 PM (eHBLK)

74 Star Trek is on. It's the one where Sulu goes buttfukin nuts.
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:03 PM

Phrasing?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 08:11 PM (kgE5c)

75 I saw "Tora! Tora! Tora!" as a kid and the one scene I can recall is the Japanese "expert" at English hunting and pecking at a typewriter ... sloooowly.

Did that happen in the movie or am I misremembering?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 19, 2026 08:08 PM (kpS4V)

could be, they have the incident where the Japanese Ambassador was late turning up with a "declaration of war" but the attack had already started. According to one book the drama of this incident is overdone.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:12 PM (8avO+)

76 Grandma Aspirin Factory was an Army brat at Fort Kamehameha. She and her classmates ran supplies to the first responders that day.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, diseased garbage human at March 19, 2026 08:13 PM (wOO3z)

77 "Midway" was a fun movie. If you get past its Chinese funding.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 08:13 PM (gKWVE)

78 There are several photos from the Japanese side that survive.

But you have to be wary also since the Japanese did a propaganda movie that covered the Pearl Harbor attack. They used detailed miniatures that even fooled some American military. The guy who did the miniature effects would later go on to do the same thing for Godzilla movies.

John Ford also did a Pearl Harbor movie, which is why you see popping up footage of three SBD Dauntless dive bombers and next a US battleship blowing up.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:14 PM (2GVsD)

79 Pearl Harbor could have been a great movie. the nurses stepping up and doing the hard work was awesome. Hartnett and Affleck being little bitches kinda sucked. But... Alec *Fucking* Baldwin as Jimmy Doolittle??? the fuckin hell? Fucking bullshit. *spit*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 08:14 PM (0aYVJ)

80 I expected to see a video of AOC tucked away in here, but her reputation for larceny hasn't reached infamy.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 08:14 PM (QiH4I)

81 Star Trek is on.

Thanks for the warning.

Posted by: Case at March 19, 2026 08:14 PM (pvf3X)

82 How many Japanese tourists have taken photos at Pearl Harbor in the last 80 years?

Posted by: Fuji Film at March 19, 2026 08:16 PM (oftw2)

83 "Battle 360" was a pretty good documentary series featuring the carrier Enterprise. Used video game rendering to simulate the action under the narration. Used to be on Youtube.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:16 PM (8avO+)

84 I'm sure General Doolittle heard every wise crack about his name and got used to it. I wonder how many fat lips and busted teeth he dished out in the process.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 19, 2026 08:17 PM (gm9Sb)

85 could be, they have the incident where the Japanese Ambassador was late turning up with a "declaration of war" but the attack had already started. According to one book the drama of this incident is overdone.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:12 PM (8avO+)
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A recurring issue with a very well-known and documented event is that people try to come up with revisionist takes in order to find a market segment that has not gotten bored with it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 08:17 PM (ZOv7s)

86 Pearl Harbor could have been a great movie. the nurses stepping up and doing the hard work was awesome. Hartnett and Affleck being little bitches kinda sucked. But... Alec *Fucking* Baldwin as Jimmy Doolittle??? the fuckin hell? Fucking bullshit. *spit*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 08:14 PM (0aYVJ)
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Isn't that the one where they show bombs falling on decomissioned missile frigates or something? Like they follow bombs from the racks into the ship and then use that slop.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 08:19 PM (ZOv7s)

87 Pearl Harbor could have been a great movie. the nurses stepping up and doing the hard work was awesome. Hartnett and Affleck being little bitches kinda sucked. But... Alec *Fucking* Baldwin as Jimmy Doolittle??? the fuckin hell? Fucking bullshit. *spit*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 08:14 PM (0aYVJ)

The guy who had been at the Battle of Britain and came back via Pearl Harbor irritated me. You already are padding the movie with the love stories, just show more PH !!!

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:19 PM (8avO+)

88 I love the way, after the hug and they were talking, the Japanese PM got close to Trump and stood to toe to toe with him. Smooth shit.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 08:19 PM (vE0+H)

89 ould be, they have the incident where the Japanese Ambassador was late turning up with a "declaration of war" but the attack had already started. According to one book the drama of this incident is overdone.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:12 PM (8avO+)
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A recurring issue with a very well-known and documented event is that people try to come up with revisionist takes in order to find a market segment that has not gotten bored with it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 08:17 PM (ZOv7s)

Then you get your revisionist debunker books, then the rebunkering books...

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:20 PM (8avO+)

90 Hadrian really was gay though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:22 PM (zZu0s)

91 John Ford also did a Pearl Harbor movie, which is why you see popping up footage of three SBD Dauntless dive bombers and next a US battleship blowing up.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:14 PM (2GVsD)

if there had been Marine Dauntless planes, It would have been believable. The Japanese did use "dive bombers" flying level to take out the Arizona with a special bomb made from a battleship shell.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:23 PM (8avO+)

92 Should we ask Candy Ovens if Erika Kirk has a time machine and attacked Pearl Harbor?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:23 PM (2GVsD)

93 No real gripes so far about the current Japanese PM, but it's a shame Shinzo Abe isn't still with us. The entire IJN would be embarked for the strait.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at March 19, 2026 08:23 PM (gm9Sb)

94 The guy who had been at the Battle of Britain and came back via Pearl Harbor irritated me. You already are padding the movie with the love stories, just show more PH !!!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:19 PM (8avO+)
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If you want some (somewhat ahistorical) Spitfire porn, check out "Piece of Cake" a six-episode series based on a somewhat over the top book about how the RAF adapted to war over the first year.

It uses a fake squadron ("Hornet Squadron") and because flying Hurricanes were extinct, they had to use late-model Spitfires. So right away two problems - wrong Spitfires, and Spitfires were never sent to defend France in 1939-40. Churchill held all of them back.

BUT, it's great drama and a very compelling portrait of a *unit* rather than individuals. Indeed, squadrons during that period took high casualties, so watching the unit change over time is very cool. Great cast (of course).

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 08:23 PM (ZOv7s)

95 Every headline is Trump makes Pearl Harbor joke in front of Japanese PM, of course, with no context.

No matter how much you hate them it will never be enough.

Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 08:24 PM (wK9ty)

96 Hadrian, and for that matter Trajan, would have crucified anybody who called them "Latinx".

Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 08:25 PM (gKWVE)

97 Should we ask Candy Ovens if Erika Kirk has a time machine and attacked Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:23 PM (2GVsD)

Erika Kirk is really Santa Anna! She killed them boys in the Alamo!
-C.O., probably

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:25 PM (zZu0s)

98 I love the way, after the hug and they were talking, the Japanese PM got close to Trump and stood to toe to toe with him. Smooth shit.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 08:19 PM (vE0+H)
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As already noted elsewhere, for a Japanese head of government to physically embrace a foreign head of state is I think unprecedented. After that, Trump could have said whatever he wanted. She has a crushing majority, so it really doesn't matter, and I bet that with China running 24/7 anti-Japanese propaganda slop, showing that Daddy Trump loves Japan probably is being well received.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 08:26 PM (ZOv7s)

99 >>>I fear all we have done is to awaken a sleeping giant and fill him with a terrible resolve.

>Fun Fact: The Japs were the inventors of the first killer drones.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 08:26 PM (QiH4I)

100 The B5N2 Kate was used in the attack as both a level bomber and a torpedo bomber.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:27 PM (2GVsD)

101 Dogs reuniting with service members. 💓

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 19, 2026 08:27 PM (NFX2v)

102 Should we ask Candy Ovens if Erika Kirk has a time machine and attacked Pearl Harbor?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:23 PM (2GVsD)
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She really needs to go to confession. In a very bad way.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 08:28 PM (ZOv7s)

103 100.

Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2026 08:28 PM (LHPAg)

104 Hadrian, and for that matter Trajan, would have crucified anybody who called them "Latinx".
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 08:25 PM (gKWVE)

Trajan might have laughed. He was fairly laid back. Hadrian was the prissy one with the ego.

Trajan did have an ego, of course, but he could back it up.

Trajan Optimus

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:28 PM (zZu0s)

105 China running 24/7 anti-Japanese propaganda slop
_-_
As mentioned in the previous thread, China is...you know...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 08:28 PM (eHBLK)

106 Fun Fact: The Japs were the inventors of the first killer drones.

Nope. America did in the Great War. Kettering's Doodlebugs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:28 PM (2GVsD)

107 Dogs, no matter what they do, you can't help but love 'em.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 19, 2026 08:29 PM (Fn39U)

108 She really needs to go to confession. In a very bad way.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 08:28 PM (ZOv7s)
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She should confess to being a retard and go from there.

Posted by: ballistic at March 19, 2026 08:29 PM (dYNiX)

109 It uses a fake squadron ("Hornet Squadron") and because flying Hurricanes were extinct, they had to use late-model Spitfires. So right away two problems - wrong Spitfires, and Spitfires were never sent to defend France in 1939-40. Churchill held all of them back.

BUT, it's great drama and a very compelling portrait of a *unit* rather than individuals. Indeed, squadrons during that period took high casualties, so watching the unit change over time is very cool. Great cast (of course).
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 19, 2026 08:23 PM (ZOv7s)

There is a very good old archaeology show Time Team where they have a weekend to dig at a site and find out all they can, throwing a lot of resources at it. One show they have is the crash of a Spitfire in France in 1940. It did take off in England. It went in nose first and the whole fuselage is packed into a few foot column of stuff.

They find a bit of the pilot's jacket - the chain to hang it up and present it to the man's brother shortly before his own death. The pilot's body had been recovered and buried in 1940.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 08:30 PM (8avO+)

110 Guilty dogs are hilarious.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at March 19, 2026 08:30 PM (ceJ0R)

111 I don't think Candy is the type for confession. If you do not have contrition, there is no point.

She does seem like the type to make a show of piety though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

112 I don't know, she seems kind of offended.

>>@RapidResponse47
·
48m
>>Japanese PM @takaichi_sanae: "Tomorrow is the birthday of your son, Mr. Barron Trump, and I know he has grown up so much, into a very tall, good looking gentleman. As I see you, Donald, it is very clear where he got it... please convey my sincere happy birthday wishes to him."❤️

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 08:31 PM (viF8m)

113 The more the media hates on Trump the more I like him.
So hate away sh*tfaces, you ain't getting anywhere.
Maybe someday you can get decent job.

Posted by: Case at March 19, 2026 08:32 PM (pvf3X)

114 110 Guilty dogs are hilarious.
_-_
Ever watched a coyote run? They always seem to look back at you like they're saying, "I didn't do it!"

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 08:32 PM (eHBLK)

115 All the cutie puppies! I am headed home to mine, I have been gone since 11a. Just like the Japanese PM. Saijo will put Shiba protocol aside and act very, very excited to see me for a few minutes.

Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 08:34 PM (Wmg4n)

116 She seems like she has a massive crush on the Don. Yuge, really.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)

117 Maybe someday you can get decent job.

The glory hole jobs are taken by undocumented Thai lady-bois.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:34 PM (2GVsD)

118 Six months after Pearl Harbor was the Battle of Midway.

Naval revenge is best served at the bottom of the ocean.

Posted by: Gref at March 19, 2026 08:36 PM (5rh/l)

119 Nuts! Other Don...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 08:37 PM (eHBLK)

120 I just had a thought about the Japanese PM and Trump during world War II carrying on a torid affair while their countries were at war.

My brain is weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:37 PM (zZu0s)

121 Japanese PM and Trump during world War II carrying on a torid affair
_-_
Still not too late for WW III...

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 08:39 PM (eHBLK)

122 Aetius

Kurosawa - No Regrets for Our Youth, 1946.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:39 PM (2GVsD)

123 She does seem like the type to make a show of piety though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:30 PM (zZu0s)

She seems more the type to tell me twisted versions of what Christ meant when he said things, with those wide thousand yard eyes.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 08:40 PM (vE0+H)

124 She seems like she has a massive crush on the Don. Yuge, really.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)

Powerful, confident and kind men are pretty much irresistible.

Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 08:40 PM (mFhj8)

125 She seems like she has a massive crush on the Don. Yuge, really.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)

Powerful, confident and kind men are pretty much irresistible.

Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 08:41 PM (mFhj8)

126 Powerful, confident and kind men are pretty much irresistible.

Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 08:40 PM (mFhj

I do what I can.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 08:41 PM (vE0+H)

127 Photograph of Battleship Row taken from a Japanese plane at the beginning of the attack.

-----------------

The Japs chose poorly.

If it was a modern-day Commie in The White House, they'd immediately surrender. We are so screwed if they rig and win another election ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 08:42 PM (zBNb3)

128 Me and Joey B- stutterers from way back.

Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 08:42 PM (mFhj8)

129 "*ponders*...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone"

Spock is such a crybaby.

Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

130 I'm fascinated by the top photo. The USS West Virginia (BB-4

was 624 feet long. Which means that those torpedo geysers are about 800 feet high, which for some reason just seems like it's nuts.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 19, 2026 08:43 PM (/RHNq)

131 Ever watched a coyote run? They always seem to look back at you like they're saying, "I didn't do it!"
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 08:32 PM (eHBLK)
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The ACME (TM) brand Rocket Skates don't help.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2026 08:44 PM (ESVrU)

132 I just had a thought about the Japanese PM and Trump during world War II carrying on a torid affair while their countries were at war.

My brain is weird.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:37 PM (zZu0s)
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I had a comment ready to post, but though better of it. Very graphic, involving Iwo Jima...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Rock 'n' Roll Martian at March 19, 2026 08:44 PM (0aYVJ)

133 Spock is such a crybaby.
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

Ah. Naked Time then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:45 PM (zZu0s)

134 Chuck Norris Hospitalized in Hawaii

Hospital has 50 50 chance

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 19, 2026 08:45 PM (gbOdA)

135 Oh dear Lord, talk about the Number of the Beast.

The United Kingdom is planning to tag the victims of sexual assault to make sure they never get close to their attackers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:46 PM (2GVsD)

136 Oh dear Lord, talk about the Number of the Beast.

The United Kingdom is planning to tag the victims of sexual assault to make sure they never get close to their attackers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:46 PM (2GVsD)
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I suppose branding (with a hot iron, of course) "Sexual Predator" on the foreheads of the attackers is out of the question...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2026 08:48 PM (ESVrU)

137 The United Kingdom is planning to tag the victims of sexual assault to make sure they never get close to their attackers.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:46 PM (2GVsD)

*blink*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:48 PM (zZu0s)

138 Kirk is going to have to slap him around again.

Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:50 PM (vFG9F)

139 Under the UK plan, the thugs will get tagged. The victims will get a device that will warn them if the thug gets too close so the police can show up.

Bollocks

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:50 PM (2GVsD)

140 Britain, the Stilton has definitely slid off the biscuit.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 08:51 PM (+nEug)

141 Kirk is going to have to slap him around again.
Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:50 PM (vFG9F)

Happens every few episodes, really.

The hippy dippy spore episode for example.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 08:51 PM (zZu0s)

142 It is Winter. 78 degrees at 6:50PM. Summer's gonna be interesting.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 08:51 PM (eHBLK)

143 Here's an idea. If your family of Mirpuri degenerates gangraped a 14 year old (this includes the females cheering it on), you all get deported to the middle of the Indian Ocean and directed to swim home.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 08:52 PM (gKWVE)

144 Very graphic, involving Iwo Jima..."

Hey baby, I've got your Mt Suribachi right here...

Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 08:52 PM (XuXeR)

145 "The United Kingdom is planning to tag the victims of sexual assault to make sure they never get close to their attackers.
Posted by: Anna Puma"

Like with an airtag? Or an armband?

Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:53 PM (vFG9F)

146 I worked for a Japanese company and had a Japanese secretary/receptionist and a German risk manager. I would give them good humor digs on appropriate anniversaries.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 19, 2026 08:53 PM (oob1u)

147 Under the UK plan...
_-_
I have a UK plan...involves remigration.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 08:53 PM (eHBLK)

148 They gotta risk the matter/antimatter implosion. 1 in 10,000 chance, they say.

Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:55 PM (vFG9F)

149 It always works though.

Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

150 Take the sacred memory of those World War II veterans out of your foul, opportunistic mouth acey girl.

The men who actually stormed Normandy, who froze in the Ardennes, who bled out on Pacific islands - they didn’t do it so some blood-worshipping neocon chicken-hawk could wrap himself in their flag while cheering for the next forever war from a climate-controlled basement.

Posted by: Neocons are chicken-hawk leftists at March 19, 2026 08:56 PM (9uv7c)

151 Under the UK plan, the thugs will get tagged. The victims will get a device that will warn them if the thug gets too close so the police can show up.

Bollocks

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:50 PM (2GVsD)

In a perfect world the attacker gets a shotgun to the balls, and the victim gets a framed photo of it and the spent shell.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 08:57 PM (snZF9)

152 Yang Poon!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:58 PM (2GVsD)

153 Trying to watch air history vids on ewetube. For some reason the producers think constant camera movement is, what I don't know, but it's discomforting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 08:58 PM (Puq9y)

154 So when the Enterprise goes back in time three days and they have to live thru them again, does the crew get paid for overtime?

Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 09:00 PM (vFG9F)

155 143 Here's an idea.
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Deport them all and we won't have that problem.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 09:01 PM (Puq9y)

156 I suppose branding (with a hot iron, of course) "Sexual Predator" on the foreheads of the attackers is out of the question...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 19, 2026 08:48 PM (ESVrU)

If it’s a question of resources, I am happy to brand foreheads on a volunteer basis.

Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 09:02 PM (hftzA)

157 Yang Poon!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 08:58 PM (2GVsD)

I'm home today and tomorrow because of frigging yang poon. Bastards...

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 09:02 PM (snZF9)

158 @242. It is winter and it's 78 degrees.

That may be true but it will be Spring tomorrow. And a few days ago we had a snowstorm. So...

Posted by: Case at March 19, 2026 09:04 PM (pvf3X)

159 >Fun Fact: The Japs were the inventors of the first killer drones.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 08:26 PM (QiH4I)

Not unmanned drones.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 19, 2026 09:04 PM (l6G0X)

160 No way the UK is going to tag criminals. On what planet? Or, are they just gonna stop convicting rapists and start tagging people who "rape" democracy with bad mindthoughts, or who pray alone to God........

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 09:04 PM (vE0+H)

161 This just in:

Breaking: The new head of Basij who replaced the previous head of Basij who was eliminated yesterday, was eliminated today

https://is.gd/82WWmM

Also, a moose once bit my sister...

Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 09:05 PM (Riz8t)

162 I think removal of an appendege is appropriate.

Posted by: fd at March 19, 2026 09:05 PM (vFG9F)

163 162 I think removal of an appendege is appropriate.
Posted by: fd

Please be more specific.

Posted by: Michelle Fields Farewell To Arms at March 19, 2026 09:07 PM (oftw2)

164 The glory hole jobs are taken by undocumented Thai lady-bois.
Posted by: Anna Puma

"Eh, it's a living."
-- Thai Lady-bois

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2026 09:07 PM (cYBz/)

165 Here an idea for the UK: if someone steals, cut their hand off!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 19, 2026 09:07 PM (l6G0X)

166 R for rapist carved in the forehead is an appropriate touch.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 09:08 PM (+nEug)

167 Yang Poon!
Posted by: Anna Puma

"Everybody Yang Poon tonight!"

*Hmmm..... needs work*
-- Wang Chung

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2026 09:09 PM (cYBz/)

168 >>I worked for a Japanese company and had a Japanese secretary/receptionist and a German risk manager. I would give them good humor digs on appropriate anniversaries.

A few years ago a buddy of mine from Manchester, UK came for a visit. I took him around the Boston area and pointed out all the places we kicked England's ass.

Then we went to a bar and got drunk.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 19, 2026 09:10 PM (viF8m)

169 I worked for a Japanese company and had a Japanese secretary/receptionist and a German risk manager. I would give them good humor digs on appropriate anniversaries.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

'Hurricane Hans', a work buddy of mine during the way-back days was a terrific storyteller:

Yoo knoooo, ven I vas in the Hitler Yooooooth. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2026 09:11 PM (cYBz/)

170 Ilhan Elmi, is she still in this country?
Has she been thrown out of congress?
Is she in jail?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 09:17 PM (Puq9y)

171 The sock troll worked on that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 09:18 PM (zZu0s)

172 Yoo knoooo, ven I vas in the Hitler Yooooooth. . . .
Posted by: Tonypete

Don't ve all love to talk about the good old days?

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at March 19, 2026 09:18 PM (oftw2)

173 112 I don't know, she seems kind of offended.

>>@RapidResponse47
·
48m
>>Japanese PM @takaichi_sanae: "Tomorrow is the birthday of your son, Mr. Barron Trump, and I know he has grown up so much, into a very tall, good looking gentleman. As I see you, Donald, it is very clear where he got it... please convey my sincere happy birthday wishes to him."❤️
Posted by: JackStraw
---

Yeah, that reporter's gonna' get a spanking when he gets home.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 09:20 PM (Puq9y)

174 Huh. I went looking and Heinrich Muller was the highest ranking Nazi never captured or confirmed killed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 09:21 PM (zZu0s)

175 >>Japanese PM @takaichi_sanae: "Tomorrow is the birthday of your son, Mr. Barron Trump, and I know he has grown up so much, into a very tall, good looking gentleman. As I see you, Donald, it is very clear where he got it... please convey my sincere happy birthday wishes to him."❤️
Posted by: JackStraw
---

Yeah, that reporter's gonna' get a spanking when he gets home.

Posted by: Braenyard

Looks like Barron might also if he plays his cards right. . .

Posted by: Tonypete at March 19, 2026 09:22 PM (cYBz/)

176 Every headline is Trump makes Pearl Harbor joke in front of Japanese PM, of course, with no context.

No matter how much you hate them it will never be enough.
Posted by: Heroq at March

===

If there were any Pearl Harbor "Joke" it should be the US that is offended, not the Japanese. So, a headline saying the Japanese PM made a Pearl Harbor joke in front of the American President would reasonably convey some crass act.
As stated, it makes a person cock their and say "so... what?"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 09:23 PM (/lPRQ)

177 She seems more the type to tell me twisted versions of what Christ meant when he said things, with those wide thousand yard eyes.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 08:40 PM

* scribbles notes *

Posted by: James "Betito" Talarico at March 19, 2026 09:26 PM (0sNs1)

178 The United Kingdom is planning to tag the victims of sexual assault to make sure they never get close to their attackers.

Under the UK plan, the thugs will get tagged. The victims will get a device that will warn them if the thug gets too close so the police can show up.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Needs a few changes.

1. The tags are explosive
B. The warning beeper has a detonator button
3. The tag is installed in the scrotum

Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 09:27 PM (VHUov)

179 Barron might get to spank the PM.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 09:28 PM (gKWVE)

180 Under the UK plan, the thugs will get tagged. The victims will get a device that will warn them if the thug gets too close so the police can show up.

And do what? Lecture the victims on the benefits of diversity?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 09:29 PM (Riz8t)

181 @168."I took him around the Boston area and pointed out all the places we kicked England's ass."

Ha, if you had sent him down here I could have taken him to New Orleans. Were the British turned tail and ran down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico. Ol' Hickory didn't play either.

Posted by: Case at March 19, 2026 09:31 PM (pvf3X)

182 And do what? Lecture the victims on the benefits of diversity?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 09:29 PM (Riz8t)

Nothing to add

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 09:32 PM (vE0+H)

183 Under the UK plan, the thugs will get tagged. The victims will get a device that will warn them if the thug gets too close so the police can show up.

Bollocks
Posted by: Anna Puma

Whoever came up with that plan needs to be made famous.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 09:32 PM (/lPRQ)

184 hey ,what happened?

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 09:32 PM (GD0B3)

185 'Hurricane Hans', a work buddy of mine during the way-back days was a terrific storyteller:

Yoo knoooo, ven I vas in the Hitler Yooooooth. . . .

I worked with a guy from Germany. He would troll people who mentioned WWII by saying, in a very serious tone, "My father died in the war." Then he'd wait a couple of seconds for the embarrassed reaction and then add "He got drunk and fell from a prison camp guard tower."

Posted by: Oddbob at March 19, 2026 09:32 PM (Fs0KI)

186 Now I have that song in my head.

https://youtu.be/aXfuQqkwa5I?si=nJN_-
pvKJMXJ2K3g

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 09:33 PM (zZu0s)

187 Nice top picture.
My dad's sub, the Cachelot is just off camera in the upper right.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 09:35 PM (2WIwB)

188 March 19, a day that will live in infamy?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 09:38 PM (nWPIJ)

189 The United Kingdom is planning to tag the victims of sexual assault to make sure they never get close to their attackers.

Under the UK plan, the thugs will get tagged. The victims will get a device that will warn them if the thug gets too close so the police can show up.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Who is getting tagged?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 19, 2026 09:39 PM (/lPRQ)

190 Fun Fact: The Japs were the inventors of the first killer drones.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

* incredulous look *

* gestures grandiosely at huge wooden horse *

Posted by: Odysseus at March 19, 2026 09:42 PM (VHUov)

191 Pearl Harbor: Oops. You caught us.
The Doolittle Raid: You're touchable.
Midway: You're fooked
Philippine Sea: *snort*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 09:43 PM (nWPIJ)

192 California is going to rename Cesar Shaves Day as "Farmworkers Day". I wonder if there'll be a tie-in with Sukkot. Maybe there'll be an optional "Growers Day".

Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 19, 2026 09:43 PM (KAi1n)

193 March 19, a day that will live in infamy?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 09:38 PM (nWPIJ)

NOT FUNNY

Posted by: The Left Who Lectured Us on Humor For 40 Years Until Finally Deciding Nothing Is Funny at March 19, 2026 09:43 PM (vE0+H)

194 It looks like Candice and her orbit grifters are getting cease and desist letters from Erika now. Hopefully with good legal backing / teeth behind it.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 19, 2026 09:46 PM (TKHDz)

195 Fun Fact: The Japs were the inventors of the first killer drones.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

Not unmanned drones.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Rev might have been thinking of those..... but they sent incendiaries by balloon against the USA's west coast, too. Called "fu-go."

Anyway, @106 Anna Puma pointed out that there were "cruise missile" unmanned planes being made in 1918, so neither the kamikaze nor the fu-go were first.

Posted by: mikeski at March 19, 2026 09:47 PM (VHUov)

196 I guess the idea is that if some teenaged lower-class British girl is already tagged then you can only groom her in season and you have a licence

Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 09:48 PM (gKWVE)

197 Hard to imagine girls, young women, thinking it's their lot in life to be tagged and raped. But, how far away from being a tik tok girl or an only friends, etc. is it?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 19, 2026 09:55 PM (Puq9y)

198 The UK is finito. What a shame. You can't fix stupid.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2026 10:01 PM (kmiHN)

199 Cafe. I say again, Cafe. That is all.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 10:04 PM (ExV1e)

200 My dad's sub, the Cachelot is just off camera in the upper right.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 09:35 PM (2WIwB)

Wow!

I wonder what he would have thought of our subs sinking Iranian ships?

Other than cheering, of course.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 10:06 PM (n9ltV)

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