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Poll: 84% of Republicans Agree With Trump on Iran, 6% Agree with Me-Again Kelly and Tuq'r Qarlson

OSZ
@OpenSourceZone

Among Republicans do you agree with Trump or Carlson and Kelly on foreign policy views

🔴 Trump: 84%
🟡 Carlson/Kelly: 6%

J.L. Partners poll | 3/17-18 | 1,018 LV

I certainly don't mean to age-shame anyone, as I'm very, very close to age 29 myself.

But Me-Again Kelly absolutely freaks out when you point out she's a senior citizen playing to the Gen Z Groyper set, so I'm going to keep on hitting her on this.

The small number of "Republicans" who agree with Tuq'r and Me-Again does not doom them at all. To be a major hit in the country, you only need the support of a tiny percentage of the public. If 0.1% of the people support you, congratulations, you're a millionaire.

And the more "selective" viewership of these two crusty Nazis actually puts money in their pockets: the "alt-right," now revealed to mostly be unreconstructed Nazis who just want to remake MAGA in Der Furher's image, feel like a small and isolated group because, of course, they are. But small, isolated groups have a lot of internal solidarity, and they will gladly put money in the pockets of any grifters who make them feel validated.


In case you missed it:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:15 PM




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1 Surprise !!!

well, not really.

Posted by: Adriane the Medieval War Machine Critic . . . at March 19, 2026 02:16 PM (3ZUWJ)

2 Woo hoo! 100%

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (a/dOO)

3 I like Mr. Trump.

Posted by: Emmie at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (FMtrg)

4 Tuq-r… lol.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (ewuvP)

5 Most Republicans remember Iranian atrocities quite well.

Posted by: Adriane the Medieval War Machine Critic . . . at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (3ZUWJ)

6 SCHISM!!!!!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (ExV1e)

7 Now, I don't necessarily identify myself as MAGA, but I am at least MAGA adjacent, or MAGA curious.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 19, 2026 02:18 PM (a/dOO)

8
I'm almost sorry to see this topic because I could spew about Ilhan Omar all day.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 02:19 PM (n7rxJ)

9 I have to get CNN and MS whatever on my cable just so I can flip through and enjoy the stupidity...

Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 02:19 PM (Sco7b)

10 Megyn Kelly is the Taylor Lorenz of Methuselahs.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 19, 2026 02:19 PM (RNLG/)

11 Zee statue of liberty is kaput!

Posted by: Tuq'r Qatarlson at March 19, 2026 02:20 PM (TbWk/)

12 Piker.

Posted by: Kim Jong-un with 110% Approval at March 19, 2026 02:20 PM (4NO2D)

13 "GAAAH my vagina is so old it has mummies in it, AAAAH!" <-- Now there's a good jumping off point for Tom Cruise and Universal to create a monster universe.

Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (Iwv3U)

14 I wish I had Trump’s ear. This would be called “Operation Long F*cking Overdue”.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (ewuvP)

15 My view of Trump's foreign policy is similar to my view of my thoughts on his tariffs: I reserve judgment, but the initial results are far better than what academics and experts predicted.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (a/dOO)

16 Poll: 84% of Republicans Agree With Trump on Iran, 6% Agree with Me-Again Kelly and Tuq'r Qarlson

Hell more then 6% of Republicans would agree to a hands free prostate exam from Big Mike Obama

Posted by: Wesley Snipes adjusting his sunglasses at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (sKqQm)

17 84% ??? Gonna have to pump that up. That's rookie numbers in this racket.

Wait until you see the 2003 numbers from Republicans on the Iraq War.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (pn+sm)

18 I wish I had Trump’s ear. This would be called “Operation Long F*cking Overdue”.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (ewuvP)

Hell yeah.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (snZF9)

19 When you have lost the bitchy retired school secretary and Qatarzan, how you gonna MAGA?

Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (iFmuQ)

20 But what about all the fives of people who have decided they are no longer Republicans because Trump finally went too far by bombing Iran?

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (dcz8F)

21 John Bolton was on CNN on PlutoTV a day or so ago.

Not MAGA.....and cases against him still proceeding if you trust Wikipedia...

Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (Sco7b)

22
Keep supporting him, fellow MAGATs! It scares the shyte out of lefty mental cases, which amuses me. (I've been binge-watching tiktoks of American "refugees" to other countries.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (n7rxJ)

23 I think the rumors that MK and TC thought they had insider, factual information that would turn the populace are true, hence the sudden, weird about face. Unfortunately, their source seems to have been influenced by his wife, and not in a positive way at all. Oopsie.

Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (OoFl2)

24 I suspect 5% at least were 'who?!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (zZu0s)

25 Also, once he secures the strait of Hormuz, he should charge insurance for passage, enough to pay for the whole operation. Indefinitely.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (ewuvP)

26 What has happened to Megyn and Tucker? I'm kinda pissed because I would watch Megyn's show at night on YouTube and I had a subscription to Tucker which I canceled around the beginning of the year. Now I'm afraid the Ruthless guys are gonna go soft on me. Or maybe Jesse Kelly because he's on her Sirius XM radio network now.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (BCuCF)

27 This next 4th of July is gonna be bitch'n. Probably better than the High Centennial back in '76.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (4NO2D)

28 Kelly and Carlson … TinyTits and TraitorBoy … I'm taking odds on when they're gonna get together and try to see if they have (ahem) 'interchangeable parts'. Betcha one of 'em does. Which one … ?
Put your best guess below …

Posted by: Dr_No at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (ayRl+)

29 Not everything is going The Enemy's way.

This pleases me.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (iFmuQ)

30 "Cult gives leader 100% approval rating." Even Kim Jong Un only got 99.3%

And that's why we must ban every person who voted for Trump from ever voting again, they support the destruction of the US and must never be given the chance to do this harm again.

Felons don't have the right to vote, what Trump voters have done is far worse than most felonies. I don't understand why people are so hesitant to punish people for their bad decisions

Mainstream media's rapid lurch to the far-right shouldn't be a surprise to anyone given how they've all bent the knee, obeyed in advanced, bribed the regime with fake settlements, etc.

Libertarians, and Republican, are adjacent. Trump still has a low 40's approval number. America runs off Dunkin and sadism.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (JCZqz)

31 The entire 'journalistic' world is jr. high.

Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (mFhj8)

32 Operation: Deep Dick

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (erF49)

33 15 My view of Trump's foreign policy is similar to my view of my thoughts on his tariffs: I reserve judgment, but the initial results are far better than what academics and experts predicted.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (a/dOO)

The academics and experts were screeching
"HAWLEY SMOOT GLOBAL FINANCIAL COLLAPSE WEIMAR LEVEL INFLATION TWENTY-DOLLAR AVOCADOS" regarding PDT's tariffs so it was a low bar. The hysteria was slightly amusing to watch, but knowing a whole bunch of people were uncritically and credulously buying into this blithering bullshit definitely killed the buzz.

Posted by: But they're economists dontcha know at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (TbWk/)

34 Let us take a 10 second moment of silence regarding the influence of talking heads...

Ok, I lasted about two seconds only because I had to blow my nose.

I should start a podcast! Yet I have no time nor anything to say.

Which is basically a podcast of these twits as they often have nothing to say except for exciting clicks and $.

Or people simply wanting to see Candace Owens go completely insane on air, eyes popping, nostrils enlarging, hair suddenly frizzing, before she tries to bite through the restraints. Otherwise I don't know who watches her insanity dribble forth as "content."

Today's Owen's special: Bridget, a man with a penis, killed Charlie Kirk and is having his baby with a French Foreign Legion OB/GYN at gunpoint! Reports are that the baby may be a Jew!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (WONhk)

35 I am not sure why Nick Fuentes has such a following. Surely if anyone wanted to listen to someone who broadcasted from a bunker and talked endlessly about the Jews, they would listen to Mark Levin.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (rbvCR)

36 Don't forget MTG

Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 02:25 PM (NpAcC)

37 I'm almost sorry to see this topic because I could spew about Ilhan Omar all day.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Yeah, she makes me nauseous too. Remember to hydrate.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 19, 2026 02:25 PM (RNLG/)

38 Captain Trump, polling reports 105 percent on MAGA approval — possible, but not recommended."

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 02:25 PM (wVcYX)

39 But what about all the fives of people who have decided they are no longer Republicans because Trump finally went too far by bombing Iran?
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (dcz8F)


As a lifelong Republican, I am so distraught by Herr Fuhrer dRump's unnecessary bombing of the peace loving Iranian religious leaders that I find myself compelled to support the Democrats from here on out. -- Fives of People (a reasonable band name)

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:25 PM (ExV1e)

40 oh. he's back.

Posted by: Kramer at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (dmDsy)

41 think the rumors that MK and TC thought they had insider, factual information that would turn the populace are true, hence the sudden, weird about face. Unfortunately, their source seems to have been influenced by his wife, and not in a positive way at all. Oopsie.
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (OoFl2)

Joe Kent?

Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (mFhj8)

42 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

43 CNN.


BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (Zz0t1)

44 26.

I really hope Jesse Kelly doesn't puss out. I like him. Used to shoot the shit on X all the time.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (iFmuQ)

45 I'm tellin' yas.

These people have no real world influence.

They are objects of mockery.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (Zo6AB)

46 As for heading into 29, I am doing it kicking and screaming, using every tool at my disposal to fight it. I know that really isn’t great commentary on my character. 😂

Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (Wmg4n)

47 I am sure Megyn's 'Super B' Cups look like two Fried Eggs laying on a Washboard.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (erF49)

48 And that's why we must ban every person who voted for Trump from ever voting again, they support the destruction of the US and must never be given the chance to do this harm again.


So I guess I'll put this DUmmie down for not supporting voting rights?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:27 PM (sKqQm)

49 My appreciation of PDT just went even higher. His masterful nut pinch on the euroweenies is a thing of legend. No support, no oil, no.problem. BLAM

Posted by: Ben Had at March 19, 2026 02:27 PM (+nEug)

50 26 What has happened to Megyn and Tucker? I'm kinda pissed because I would watch Megyn's show at night on YouTube and I had a subscription to Tucker which I canceled around the beginning of the year. Now I'm afraid the Ruthless guys are gonna go soft on me. Or maybe Jesse Kelly because he's on her Sirius XM radio network now.
Posted by: Jaimo at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (BCuCF)

Same thing happened to Ann Coulter. Can't stand any of them now.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 19, 2026 02:27 PM (y171U)

51 How was the poll conducted?

Posted by: I gotta ask at March 19, 2026 02:27 PM (Jt2TP)

52 Joe Kent?
Posted by: LASue at March

Yes, sorry for not being more clear.

Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:27 PM (Wmg4n)

53 30 Libertarians, and Republican, are adjacent. Trump still has a low 40's approval number. America runs off Dunkin and sadism.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (JCZqz)

=======

Weird how Democrats can't seem to turn that low approval into electoral gains, huh?

D+3 for November is still looking like a best case scenario.

You know...a weak showing for an out of power party taking up a small bit of turnout differential to get some kind of small advantage in base turnout.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (Zo6AB)

54 Wait until you see the 2003 numbers from Republicans on the Iraq War.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:21 PM (pn+sm)

You are MAWA: Make America Whiny Again

Isolationist, or Code Pinker?

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (+ERId)

55 The best part about titty fucking Old Lady Kelly is the Xylophone Solo your balls play on her ribs.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (erF49)

56 If the estimable M'sieu Kelly joins the 'Duopoly', I'm done with him too (no matter how damned good his 'KellyBurger' is).

Posted by: Dr_No at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (ayRl+)

57 I was reliably informed that we were done with Neoconservatism.

Oh well. I guess Bolton and friends get another swing at it.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (pn+sm)

58 35 I am not sure why Nick Fuentes has such a following. Surely if anyone wanted to listen to someone who broadcasted from a bunker and talked endlessly about the Jews, they would listen to Mark Levin.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (rbvCR)

=======

Musk said like a year ago that the vast majority of Fuentes' traffic on X came from the third world.

It's Pakistani bots propping up voices meant to divide America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:29 PM (Zo6AB)

59 How was the poll conducted?
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 19, 2026 02:27 PM


They asked people questions, but that's not important right now.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:29 PM (4NO2D)

60 >>>"Cult gives leader 100% approval rating." Even Kim Jong Un only got 99.3%>>>

And he was the guy that shot a 17 on an 18-hole golf course!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:29 PM (dmDsy)

61 As for heading into 29, I am doing it kicking and screaming, using every tool at my disposal to fight it. I know that really isn’t great commentary on my character. 😂

Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (Wmg4n)

Well, you appear to be winning if it makes you feel better.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 02:29 PM (snZF9)

62 54
Isolationist, or Code Pinker?
Posted by: Cow Demon
_______

Isolationist.

Why aren't you?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:29 PM (pn+sm)

63 37 I'm almost sorry to see this topic because I could spew about Ilhan Omar all day.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Yeah, she makes me nauseous too. Remember to hydrate.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 19, 2026 02:25 PM (RNLG/)

I think she's moderately attractive.

But I'm in Canada and won't see exposed biologically female human flesh for a few more months...

Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 02:29 PM (Sco7b)

64 Joe Kent?
Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (mFhj


Trump, Hegseth, Rubio and Gabbard have run a really airtight administration, without many leaks. I suspect they are also holding onto a number of leakers who are "high end" sources and feed them a lot of crap.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 02:29 PM (rbvCR)

65 Remember when Biden was getting like 70% approval from Democrats?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (Zo6AB)

66 >>It's Pakistani bots propping up voices meant to divide America.


I am sure some USAID style funding is involved in their inflated numbers.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (erF49)

67 The best part about titty fucking Old Lady Kelly is the Xylophone Solo your balls play on her ribs.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (erF49)

That imagery is disturbingly specific and graphic. +1

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (wVcYX)

68 what Trump voters have done is far worse than most felonies
---------

Well that's not unhinged

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (dcz8F)

69 The hysteria was slightly amusing to watch, but knowing a whole bunch of people were uncritically and credulously buying into this blithering bullshit definitely killed the buzz.

People have 'sources' they trust. People who they believe are actually trying to understand issues and bring reasoned information to their audience. We see it every time there's a 'thing' happening. Folks, regulars, will show up with weird-ass take.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (ExV1e)

70 32 Operation: Deep Dick
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (erF49)

We also would have accepted Operation "Balls Deep"

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (dmDsy)

71 66 >>It's Pakistani bots propping up voices meant to divide America.


I am sure some USAID style funding is involved in their inflated numbers.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (erF49)

======

Probably from China, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (Zo6AB)

72 As for heading into 29, I am doing it kicking and screaming, using every tool at my disposal to fight it. I know that really isn’t great commentary on my character. 😂
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (Wmg4n)

=====

Same. Megyn Kelly isn't much older than us.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 02:31 PM (DRSnL)

73 It's not really surprising.

Trump is doing everything he promised to do.

He's ENDING wars.

The pacifist crowd seems to be like the Democrats: They think it's only bad if we fight back. That we've been attacked by Iran for 47 years makes no difference to them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 02:31 PM (zjgNU)

74 It's in the low 80's today here outside Boise.

Tough to feel glum on a day like this. Hardest part is choosing between ditching work for fishing or dirt biking.

First World Problems.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:31 PM (iFmuQ)

75 But Me-Again Kelly absolutely freaks out when you point out she's a senior citizen playing to the Gen Z Groyper set, so I'm going to keep on hitting her on this.

She looks like her skin was removed, dried and shrunk on a rack, and then stretched taut back onto her body by Cenobites.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 02:31 PM (1M0ma)

76 Man, we should have a HUGE blowout when Ace finally turns 30.

Posted by: moviegique (buy my books) at March 19, 2026 02:31 PM (/d4WW)

77 The best part about titty fucking Old Lady Kelly is the Xylophone Solo your balls play on her ribs.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (erF49)


Man, I'm glad I wasn't drinking when i read that. Holy shit..lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 02:31 PM (snZF9)

78 55 The best part about titty fucking Old Lady Kelly is the Xylophone Solo your balls play on her ribs.
Posted by: garrett

Thank God we have modern AI video creating software to make this image a reality. And then wack off to it.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 19, 2026 02:31 PM (JCZqz)

79 73
The pacifist crowd seems to be like the Democrats: They think it's only bad if we fight back. That we've been attacked by Iran for 47 years makes no difference to them.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 02:31 PM (zjgNU)

=======

"Iran has never really been at war with America because I don't count all the times they were directly responsible for or funded actions that led to American deaths."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:32 PM (Zo6AB)

80 57 I was reliably informed that we were done with Neoconservatism.

Oh well. I guess Bolton and friends get another swing at it.
Posted b

Freedom isn’t free. It’s not our fault nothing means shit to you.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 02:32 PM (+ERId)

81 >>Tough to feel glum on a day like this. Hardest part is choosing between ditching work for fishing or dirt biking.


Only a fool or a starving man would fish a rising river.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:32 PM (erF49)

82 As for heading into 29, I am doing it kicking and screaming, using every tool at my disposal to fight it. I know that really isn’t great commentary on my character. 😂
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (Wmg4n)


You've already exposed us to kale advocacy, we kind of expect it at this point.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:32 PM (ExV1e)

83 The pacifist crowd seems to be like the Democrats: They think it's only bad if we fight back. That we've been attacked by Iran for 47 years makes no difference to them.

They aren't opposed to war, they are just on the other side.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:32 PM (sKqQm)

84 Maybe Megan just needs a sammich or two.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 19, 2026 02:32 PM (1wILg)

85 70.

Operation Stick It In

immediately followed by

Operation Break It Off

Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:32 PM (iFmuQ)

86 The best part about titty fucking Old Lady Kelly
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM


Objection! Assumes capability not introduced into evidence.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (0sNs1)

87 🔴 Trump: 84%
🟡 Carlson/Kelly: 6%

I guess the other 10% were just like, "I like turtles."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (1M0ma)

88 Kelly and Carlson's followers remind me of a friend's husband who got his "news" from the Daily Show. It's freakin' infotainment!

BTW how close IS Ace to 29? Can he smell it, or can he see it looming on the horizon?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (fxCK2)

89 Well, you appear to be winning if it makes you feel better.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

This is very sweet, thank you. Especially from a guy with a very pretty wife!

Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (Wmg4n)

90 @ 46 As for heading into 29, I am doing it kicking and screaming, using every tool at my disposal to fight it. I know that really isn’t great commentary on my character.
________________________________________

You think you're kickin' & screamin' NOW … ? Wait 'til you reach my Advanced yet Somehow Marginally Majestyk and Oh Lawdy! Thoroughly Cute As Shit age of eighty plus two. You're nowhere near the exit gate yet, so there's plenty more for you to be (a) amazed or (b) pissed at. Choose wisely, Grasshoppah …

Posted by: Dr_No at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (ayRl+)

91 Jeebus, getting to the comments is a chore with all of these fucked up ads. Ace, I will send some money.


Meeagin needs her nipples pinched.

Karoline Leavitt is adorable.

That is all

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (NtVYv)

92 FoxNews....California renames Chavez Day....

Racists...

Posted by: Stateless at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (Sco7b)

93 87 🔴 Trump: 84%
🟡 Carlson/Kelly: 6%

I guess the other 10% were just like, "I like turtles."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (1M0ma)

=======

I just like to imagine that a lot of the 84% responded with, "Who the fuck are Kelly and Carlson?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (Zo6AB)

94 67 The best part about titty fucking Old Lady Kelly is the Xylophone Solo your balls play on her ribs.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (erF49)


That was great.

Posted by: Denny Crane - My God, The Memories That Brings Back! at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (dmDsy)

95 I was reliably informed that we were done with Neoconservatism.

MAGA: Bomb our enemies into dust

Bushism: Bomb our enemies a little, send in 100K American boys to stand around and get shot, and then rebuild everything we bombed

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

96 Freedom isn’t free.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 02:32 PM


At this point in life, I'm pretty much freeloading on younger people's sacrifices.

But, I'm grateful.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:34 PM (4NO2D)

97
I guess the other 10% were just like, "I like turtles."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (1M0ma)



"FRANKS AND BEANS!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

98 81.

Less fish I catch, the less fish I have to clean.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:34 PM (iFmuQ)

99 Just saw a tweet that we're using the A-10 on watercraft in the straight of Hormuz.

I WANT VIDEO!

(Also, this might explain why the local Air National Guard just cancelled the airshow later this spring- it's one of the only 11 bases for the A-10.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 02:34 PM (zjgNU)

100
Ask yourself what the Left has been correct about since around 2015?

Then ask yourself what they are saying about this war.

Then do the math.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:34 PM (dcz8F)

101 Isolationist.

Why aren't you?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:29 PM (pn+

Because I study history. Try it sometime. Your way of thinking can be found under the USS Arizona.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (+ERId)

102
Then do the math.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:34 PM (dcz8F)



There is to be no math on this blog.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

103 95 I was reliably informed that we were done with Neoconservatism.

MAGA: Bomb our enemies into dust

Bushism: Bomb our enemies a little, send in 100K American boys to stand around and get shot, and then rebuild everything we bombed

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

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"They're the same picture!"
-apparently

Wilsonianism is grafting on a huge scale with the edifice of spreading democracy.

Jacksonianism is marching into Spanish-owned Florida, hanging two thieves, and walking back out.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (Zo6AB)

104 80
Freedom isn’t free. It’s not our fault nothing means shit to you.
Posted by: Cow Demon
________

Bombing Iran has zero effect on my freedom.

I care about the people I care about, and I don't care about the people I don't care about.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (pn+sm)

105 88 Kelly and Carlson's followers remind me of a friend's husband who got his "news" from the Daily Show. It's freakin' infotainment!

BTW how close IS Ace to 29? Can he smell it, or can he see it looming on the horizon?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (fxCK2)
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How many 29ers ate Kaboom for breakfast?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 02:36 PM (cWLG3)

106 Same. Megyn Kelly isn't much older than us.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 02:31

Oh no….

Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:36 PM (Wmg4n)

107 The best part about titty fucking Old Lady Kelly
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM

Objection! Assumes capability not introduced into evidence.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (0sNs1)


MK having breasts or garrett having an erection in the presence of something reported to be female?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:36 PM (ExV1e)

108 Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

Posted by: Dylan at March 19, 2026 02:36 PM (wVcYX)

109 This thread has broke out in cold sores too.

Posted by: sifty boones at March 19, 2026 02:36 PM (iFmuQ)

110 Math Problem:

You have 1K homeless people in your area and get $800M to solve the problem.

A year later you have 2k homeless people. How much money do you ask for to solve the problem this year?

Posted by: Official CA Math Exam at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (sKqQm)

111 BREAKING NEWS: The Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce wedding will occur on Saturday, June 13, 2026, at the Ocean House in Watch Hill, Rhode Island.

Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (0sNs1)

112 Also, once he secures the strait of Hormuz, he should charge insurance for passage, enough to pay for the whole operation. Indefinitely.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (ewuvP)

Toll gates at each end. Could be a gold mine.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (8zz6B)

113 Bombing Iran has zero effect on my freedom.

I care about the people I care about, and I don't care about the people I don't care about.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (pn+sm

#morethan10miles

It's Banana Splits Guy ... or was it Moo Moo?

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (3sXRv)

114 Ask yourself what the Left has been correct about since around 2015?

Then ask yourself what they are saying about this war.

Then do the math.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:34 PM (dcz8F)

2015? Try since 1988.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (zZu0s)

115 What has happened to Megyn and Tucker? I'm kinda pissed because I would watch Megyn's show at night on YouTube and I had a subscription to Tucker which I canceled around the beginning of the year. Now I'm afraid the Ruthless guys are gonna go soft on me. Or maybe Jesse Kelly because he's on her Sirius XM radio network now.
Posted by: Jaimo at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (BCuCF)

They're incapable of self-reflection as to why they lost their jobs, so their retarded brains are desperately trying to protect their narcissistic egos by imagining themselves to be victims of a vast Jewish conspiracy.

Posted by: Sjg at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (aqZN1)

116 I just like to imagine that a lot of the 84% responded with, "Who the fuck are Kelly and Carlson?"

I can't be the only one who read the headline and first thought it was something about Kelly Clarkson. Can I? Someone please say no.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (Fs0KI)

117 I want to know the percentage of people who say they aren't MAGA but fully support the agenda, like many Trump supporters before the 2016 election that threw off all the pollsters.

Posted by: Rex B at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (is5Ol)

118 Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.



Rock the Kasbah.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (4NO2D)

119 >>Less fish I catch, the less fish I have to clean.


If you can find the right side channel / return, you should be able to dredge up a bite or two.

That first few days of runoff does a number on all of the variables that make for a good day, unfortunately. Temps Drop. Barometer rises. Turbidity goes up and clarity goes down.

Only game is to find a channel with springs feeding it or a mix with a clean source.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (erF49)

120
Bombing Iran has zero effect on my freedom.

I care about the people I care about, and I don't care about the people I don't care about.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (pn+sm)

You really are lost. They don’t respect thd Vuenna Convention of 1961. Meaning they care even leas about you or anyone else.

You are a very spoiled brat that takes a lot for granted. As usual.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 02:38 PM (+ERId)

121 Next up on Stupid Human Tricks...

Posted by: Playing the xylophone with testicles at March 19, 2026 02:38 PM (Jt2TP)

122 112 Also, once he secures the strait of Hormuz, he should charge insurance for passage, enough to pay for the whole operation. Indefinitely.
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 19, 2026 02:23 PM (ewuvP)

Toll gates at each end. Could be a gold mine.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (8zz6B)

It's gonna be a lot of dimes ...

Posted by: Taggert at March 19, 2026 02:38 PM (3sXRv)

123 111 BREAKING NEWS: The Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce wedding will occur on Saturday, June 13, 2026, at the Ocean House in Watch Hill, Rhode Island.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (0sNs1)
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Will there be glitter?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 02:38 PM (cWLG3)

124 Monsoon has returned in various guides. I am not sure on BSG.

BSG- still mad at you for that two or three month period where you ended every comment with 'and god bless poor bingo.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:38 PM (zZu0s)

125 103
MAGA: Bomb our enemies into dust

Bushism: Bomb our enemies a little, send in 100K American boys to stand around and get shot, and then rebuild everything we bombed

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:33 PM (sKqQm)

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I like the assumption that this war is going to stay in MAGA and not turn into Bushism.

I'd have more confidence if the "Air war only" strategy ever toppled a regime.

Mark my words: in a month we're going to get posts here about how we need boots on the ground.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (pn+sm)

126 As for heading into 29, I am doing it kicking and screaming, using every tool at my disposal to fight it. I know that really isn’t great commentary on my character. 😂
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:26 PM (Wmg4n)


Please do yourself a favor and run any ideas you have past a hetero man before you commit to anything.

Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (zcJ6r)

127 Isolationist.

Why aren't you?


Isolationism died when people acquired the capability to destroy cities on the other side of the planet in under an hour.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (ExV1e)

128 113 Bombing Iran has zero effect on my freedom.

I care about the people I care about, and I don't care about the people I don't care about.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (pn+sm

#morethan10miles

It's Banana Splits Guy ... or was it Moo Moo?
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (3sXRv)

That was a BSG joint. Earned him the temporary sobriquet of Ten Mile Tomato.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (1M0ma)

129 There is to be no math on this blog.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)


Too late!

I added 2 + 2 and came up with "Jerkin'Off Pete is a Fucking Troll" as the answer.

I'm pretty sure logic and reasoning will show I am right.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (dmDsy)

130 Oh noes! The walls are coming off of MAGA!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (kgE5c)

131 Look Iran has been a thorn in America's side since Carter put the Mullahs in charge.

It is a fair question to ask how much we are willing to spend to resolve that problem and whether the current strategy will work.

But...this notion that Iran is our friend and we should keep sending them pallets of cash to "keep the peace" is absurd

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (sKqQm)

132 Ask yourself what the Left has been correct about since around 2015?
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2015? Try since 1988.


"Nineteen-eighty-eight! I have nineteen-eighty-eight! Do I hear a bid for eighteen-sixty?"

Posted by: Oddbob at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (Fs0KI)

133 2015? Try since 1988.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (zZu0s)

Well they got to pretend they were right about Obama being elected etc

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (dcz8F)

134 I just know that the forever war in Iran is replacing the forever war in Venezuela (engaged to force Venezuelans to gay marry) off the newspaper to distract people from how bad it's going.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (Zo6AB)

135 113 Bombing Iran has zero effect on my freedom.

I care about the people I care about, and I don't care about the people I don't care about.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (pn+sm

#morethan10miles

It's Banana Splits Guy ... or was it Moo Moo?
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (3sXRv)

That was BSG. MooMoo was the rabid pro-abortion I'm richer than all of you guy.

Posted by: 50 grand? Couch change! at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (TbWk/)

136 Monsoon=Moomoo

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (zZu0s)

137 126 Please do yourself a favor and run any ideas you have past a hetero man before you commit to anything.
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026

Are we going to fight about baggy jeans again?

Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)

138 MeAgan needs to take her dusty old cooter and ride off to The Villages where she can be the new young hot chick for all the old moldy farts who are hot for wrinkled sex.

Posted by: Zombie Hugh Hefner, old pervert at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (/1l9x)

139 All these loosers are dead to me. I can't stand wishing washy douche bags.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (7TE3q)

140 What we need is high heels on the ground.

Posted by: Sam Brinton at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (Jt2TP)

141 120

You really are lost. They don’t respect thd Vuenna Convention of 1961. Meaning they care even leas about you or anyone else.

You are a very spoiled brat that takes a lot for granted. As usual.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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Fortunately Iran isn't going to do anything to me because I'm here and they're there, so I literally give zero fucks.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (pn+sm)

142 I just know that the forever war in Iran is replacing the forever war in Venezuela (engaged to force Venezuelans to gay marry) off the newspaper to distract people from how bad it's going.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM




*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Epstein Files at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (4NO2D)

143 And that's why we must ban every person who voted for Trump from ever voting again, they support the destruction of the US and must never be given the chance to do this harm again.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (JCZqz)
*********
How can these people be so delusional?
Do they really think they can ban Republicans from voting ?
Reddit is a cesspool of stupidity.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (NpAcC)

144 137 Are we going to fight about baggy jeans again?

Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)

=======

It's like you know my wife and I.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (Zo6AB)

145 Mark my words: in a month we're going to get posts here about how we need boots on the ground.

I don't think so, because this is a red line for a lot of people.

If Trump reverts to the Bush norm he was get the same outcome both electorally and in his war.

But so far he's been the anti-Bush (I guess that makes him a Brazilian?)

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)

146 If you can find the right side channel / return
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM


IOW, look for green, and go to starboard.

Posted by: Popeye at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (0sNs1)

147 118 Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.


Rock the Kasbah.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (4NO2D)

I don't like it.

Posted by: Sharif at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (TbWk/)

148 I'm pretty sure logic and reasoning will show I am right.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (dmDs

You are. But it sounds more persuasive if you go full Shapiro and emphasize your FACTS and LOGIC.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (1M0ma)

149 Ask yourself what the Left has been correct about since around 2015?

Then ask yourself what they are saying about this war.

Then do the math.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:34 PM (dcz8F)

2015? Try since 1988.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (zZu0s)

1988? Try since 1803.

Posted by: Marbury vs Madison at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (wVcYX)

150 "Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Doesn't sound like a "good death."

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (d6BF2)

151 Oh no….
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:36 PM (Wmg4n)

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Right? *sigh*

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (DRSnL)

152 145 I don't think so, because this is a red line for a lot of people.

If Trump reverts to the Bush norm he was get the same outcome both electorally and in his war.

But so far he's been the anti-Bush (I guess that makes him a Brazilian?)

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)

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The entire establishment of the Western World, including America, has wanted American boots on the ground in Ukraine for four years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (Zo6AB)

153 As an olde supermodel I know, even in a fit of a fever (99 is not much except to me) I know when my hair looks like crap. My hair is below shoulder length and blonde because I refuse to go grey. And I am often told (by women) that I look younger, so there's that. I've taken good care of my skin, largely due to a first basal cell at 32yrs after decades of being tan every summer and swimming.

Which brings me back to Megyn's hair, which disturbs me in ways I realize is not important or the point. Does she have a mirror? What is that? Why? Does she wash it or wait for Tucker to do this for her?

I know when I need to go to the hair salon for a cut and highlight because I have a mirror. Why doesn't she try something new and gain about 10lbs?

Catherine Deneuve once said (I think it was her) that after 45yrs you need to choose your face or behind. I chose my face. My behind needs work, a lot of work, and I wish I could fly Piper out here for advice.

The Hollyweird trend for buccal fat removal of faces is going to backfire and they will regret that bigly. I know as a model I always wanted to look like a skull for photos.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (WONhk)

154 138 MeAgan needs to take her dusty old cooter and ride off to The Villages where she can be the new young hot chick for all the old moldy farts who are hot for wrinkled sex.
Posted by: Zombie Hugh Hefner, old pervert at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (/1l9x)
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Maybe she can join Whoopie on some "hit and runs" to satisfy her sexual needs.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (cWLG3)

155 Meh polls.

Meanwhile in California, homeless are being paid to sign petitions and register to vote

https://youtu.be/9Gkg2nbIwHk

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (PYyV9)

156 Are you or your partner bothered by a hairy enten? Treatment is available. See your doctor.

Posted by: Big Farma at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (Jt2TP)

157 Trump looked at Bush and does the opposite.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (d6BF2)

158 Everything you hear about MAGA leaving Trump is wish casting. Like push polls during election season

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (YsPj+)

159 123 Will there be glitter?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026

For their sake, I hope they remember glitter is forever. It never, ever goes away completely. Ever.

Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (Wmg4n)

160 127

Isolationism died when people acquired the capability to destroy cities on the other side of the planet in under an hour.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at
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Iran doesn't have that capability.

Remember eight months ago when Trump told us that Iran's nuclear program had been obliterated? You're telling me they made a new nuke in less time than it takes to make a baby?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:43 PM (pn+sm)

161 I care about the people I care about, and I don't care about the people I don't care about.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (pn+sm

Then go care for the people you care about and stop subjecting us with your bullshit.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:43 PM (dmDsy)

162 Bombing Iran has zero effect on my freedom.

I care about the people I care about, and I don't care about the people I don't care about.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:35 PM (pn+sm)

Bombing Iran has a pretty big effect on risks to my life, given the number of Americans Iran has already killed.

"Death to America" is just a metaphor, right?

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 02:43 PM (zjgNU)

163 Yesterday my weight training program called for a single bench press at 240lbs. That's heavy for me, but still a few pounds away from my one rep max.

During warmup, I felt good and decided to go for 245lbs. The first rep went up nicely, so I did a second rep. 245lbs for a double! I'm happy about that.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2026 02:43 PM (mkw2N)

164 Mark my words: in a month we're going to get posts here about how we need boots on the ground.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (pn+sm)

And we just might ... so fuqing what?

By that time I expect that Iran will be degraded to the point that, while it may cost some treasure, the ultimate outcome far outweighs the costs incurred.

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 02:43 PM (3sXRv)

165 "It's gonna be a lot of dimes ..."

Suggested edit: a shitload of dimes.

Has more punch, and somewhat of an homage to "DieHard" and screen doors.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 02:43 PM (cS1cw)

166 Meghan Kelly is 54, which does not make her a Senior citizen, although I'm assuming Groypers are much younger than she is. I can't recall the last time I heard she or Tucker Carlson speak. I avoid them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2026 02:43 PM (ELdpA)

167 Jordan61, how's the training coming? No slacking now, there's only 6 months to go!

Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:44 PM (0sNs1)

168 Things the left has been correct about:

Cheney, Bolton, and Shrub are all scum
People like to watch idiots twerk on TV...well good looking idiots at least
You can fool most of the people some of the time.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:44 PM (sKqQm)

169 The Hollyweird trend for buccal fat removal of faces is going to backfire and they will regret that bigly

I see a future boom in new surgery to add fat replacement into the face of aging women that already look 50 at 20

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:44 PM (PYyV9)

170 An absolutely horrific thought: What if MeAgain and FuckHer decided to do a 'Mister Bob Ross'-style 'learn-to-paint' show on PBS … ? She could be mounted sideways on the easel (no, I don't care how that's accomplished) and he could shave her va-jay-jay to 'gather bristles for the brush'. And yes, it would hafta be a watercolor 'painting'. Just a thought …

Posted by: Dr_No at March 19, 2026 02:44 PM (ayRl+)

171 The entire establishment of the Western World, including America, has wanted American boots on the ground in Ukraine for four years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (Zo6AB)

Its weird. They kept agitating for it and pushing it right to the limit. What was the game? The right poll numbers? Put in to escalate further?

It seems even more fake and gay in retrospect.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:44 PM (zZu0s)

172 Boobs on the ground?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at March 19, 2026 02:45 PM (wVcYX)

173 Fortunately Iran isn't going to do anything to me because I'm here and they're there, so I literally give zero fucks.

So you're part of the "Ignore Iran until they have US range missiles and nuclear weapons" crowd. Very strategic. No doubt they'll be impressed by the purity of you isolationism.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:45 PM (ExV1e)

174 The left got to pretend to be right about Iraq, about Bush, about Obama getting elected twice, etc. The point isn't made when you go back too far.

They have literally been right about nothing else since. Remember Hug a Chinaman?

Nothing.

They have gotten every shitfuck thing wrong since 2015 and they are somehow proud of it.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:45 PM (dcz8F)

175 I was reliably informed that we were done with Neoconservatism.

I misread it as necroconservatism. Then I thought about Grassley, McConnell, and even Trump at 79....

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 19, 2026 02:45 PM (JCZqz)

176 163 Yesterday my weight training program called for a single bench press at 240lbs. That's heavy for me, but still a few pounds away from my one rep max.

During warmup, I felt good and decided to go for 245lbs. The first rep went up nicely, so I did a second rep. 245lbs for a double! I'm happy about that.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2026 02:43 PM (mkw2N)

Well done youngster ...

Must have been something in the air yesterday, I hit a paused 95kg for 4.

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 02:45 PM (3sXRv)

177 55 The best part about titty fucking Old Lady Kelly is the Xylophone Solo your balls play on her ribs.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:28 PM (erF49)


I don't often tip my hand as to Club ONT Comments of the Week, but this one warrants immediate acknowledgement. Guaranteed to show up on Saturday night!

Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 02:45 PM (zcJ6r)

178
164 Mark my words: in a month we're going to get posts here about how we need boots on the ground.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:39 PM (pn+sm)

Well, yeah, we’ll need Marines to guard the reopened Embassy.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 02:45 PM (+ERId)

179 171 Its weird. They kept agitating for it and pushing it right to the limit. What was the game? The right poll numbers? Put in to escalate further?

It seems even more fake and gay in retrospect.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 02:44 PM (zZu0s)

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The low rungs of the American left seemed pretty vehement about sending in Americans to die in Ukraine, too. It was vital for democracy to march to the Kremlin.

And Biden didn't even give the good military tech to Ukraine.

Also, we have 5+ years of Trump's foreign policy to use as a guide. He doesn't do invasions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:46 PM (Zo6AB)

180 But so far he's been the anti-Bush (I guess that makes him a Brazilian?)

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:41 PM (sKqQm)


I see what you did there, and I like it!

Posted by: Denny Crane - You Cheeky Monkey, Come On The Balcony For A Cigar And Whiskey! at March 19, 2026 02:46 PM (dmDsy)

181 @174 "hug a chinaman" was Granny Pelosi's idea.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 02:46 PM (cWLG3)

182 When AI allows it (soon) I'm gonna start a channel where I turn all their stupid race swapped characters white again. Just to watch them cry.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:46 PM (dcz8F)

183 Megyn is not yet a senior citizen, but she's more than half way to being an antique

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (YsPj+)

184 152
I don't think so, because this is a red line for a lot of people.

If Trump reverts to the Bush norm he was get the same outcome both electorally and in his war.

But so far he's been the anti-Bush (I guess that makes him a Brazilian?)
Posted by: 18-1
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Think this through: If Iran really is the threat that Trump says they are, then we can't leave them standing. It has to be Total Mullah Death, and a friendly government installed.

The only way to do that is with boots on the ground. We're not getting regime change with air power alone. That has never worked.

So either we put boots on the ground or we don't believe our bullshit about Iran being a nuclear threat.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (pn+sm)

185 "You don't have to be a GENIUS to know you can't go higher than 100%!" says Harry Enten.
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Hold my Yeungling.
-Philadelphia inner city precinct with 124% voter turnout.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (Dv3i1)

186 23 I think the rumors that MK and TC thought they had insider, factual information that would turn the populace are true, hence the sudden, weird about face. Unfortunately, their source seems to have been influenced by his wife, and not in a positive way at all. Oopsie.
Posted by: Piper
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Very nice hypothesis and inference from known facts.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (E4rtv)

187 BREAKING NEWS: The Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce wedding will occur on Saturday, June 13, 2026, at the Ocean House in Watch Hill, Rhode Island.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (0sNs1)



Best part of this whole thing was when Jason Kelce smashed the dude's cell phone for saying "How's it feel knowing your brother's a fag!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

188 BREAKING NEWS: The Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce wedding will occur on Saturday, June 13, 2026, at the Ocean House in Watch Hill, Rhode Island.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (0sNs1)

For shame! They could have waited one more day and celebrated it on Trump's birthday!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (zjgNU)

189 Its weird. They kept agitating for it and pushing it right to the limit. What was the game? The right poll numbers? Put in to escalate further?

I suspect their analysis went something like this:

If we formally enter the war we don't have enough soldiers and Europe will send none so we'll need a draft

Starting a draft is one of those potential black swan moments that could lead to a Col rolling into DC and hanging all of us to public acclaim

Therefore we need more propaganda to get people on board first...

And then they just ran out of time.

Remember, ever right after 9/11 Shrub...SHRUB...knew a draft was a bad idea politically...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (sKqQm)

190 Only a fool or a starving man would fish a rising river.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:32 PM (erF49)

Ole black water keep on rollin....

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (NtVYv)

191 Jordan61, how's the training coming? No slacking now, there's only 6 months to go!
Posted by: Coach Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:44 PM (0sNs1)

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Seven months, Coach. And I'm doing pretty awesome!

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM (DRSnL)

192 Jake, from State Farm, was white.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM (cS1cw)

193 I just know that the forever war in Iran is replacing the forever war in Venezuela (engaged to force Venezuelans to gay marry) off the newspaper to distract people from how bad it's going.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (Zo6AB)


Here is the interesting thing, though. IF (and a big if indeed) Trump had followed the typical Neocon playbook, it would have been to force Nobel Peace Prize winner Maria Corina Machado onto the Venezuelans as their new master, and she was 100% into gay rights and other key progressive and open society goals. And Tucker would have been right in saying the Venezuelan adventure was to force that thinking on Venezuela.
However, Trump is not onboard with the neocon goals -- thank God.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM (rbvCR)

194 I don't often tip my hand as to Club ONT Comments of the Week, but this one warrants immediate acknowledgement. Guaranteed to show up on Saturday night!
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 02:45 PM


Suggested edit:

I don't often tip my hand as to Club ONT Comments of the Week, but when I do, this is guaranteed to show up on Saturday night!

Posted by: The Most Interesting Doof in the World at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM (0sNs1)

195 > I hit a paused 95kg for 4.

Nice! My program has me do three count paused benches sometimes. They're tough!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM (mkw2N)

196 If you like Mahometans go to Mahometia.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM (fjs5d)

197 173 Fortunately Iran isn't going to do anything to me because I'm here and they're there, so I literally give zero fucks.

So you're part of the "Ignore Iran until they have US range missiles and nuclear weapons" crowd. Very strategic. No doubt they'll be impressed by the purity of you isolationism.
Posted by: I used to have a different ni
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Iran is a far bigger and sooner threat to Israel. Israel will take care of it. We don't need to get involved.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (pn+sm)

198 189 Remember, ever right after 9/11 Shrub...SHRUB...knew a draft was a bad idea politically...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (sKqQm)

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Ralph Nader's campaign lied about W implementing a draft once he won the 04 election, even.

I remember a graph in the student paper about it. My birth month/year was going to be the first one drafted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (Zo6AB)

199 Iran doesn't have that capability.

North Korea didn't have the capability... until it did. It's not like Iran isn't working on it.

If you wait until they have it, you're faced with no option but either destroying them completely - including the millions who oppose the regime, or death.

If you're that eager for death, Canada is close by and they have kiosks open everywhere.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (ExV1e)

200 Is the MSM pretendingvthat the do not know that MAGA is just an acronym and the foundation of Trump's political posirions?

Are they admotting that they are never America First so no matter what Trump does they are against it? Not because TDS, but because America Derangement Syndrome / ADS?

So simple it goes in circles - Trump is always MAGA, they are ADS, tberefore Trump is always "wrong".

Posted by: Operator Error at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (4viQd)

201 192 Jake, from State Farm, was white.
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He got Netflixed.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (Dv3i1)

202 What will you say when the Republicans get wiped out in the midterms? Bad candidates? Keep sticking your head in the sand.

Posted by: resist_we_much at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (cpys8)

203 Tucker's brother is a real POS anti-semite.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (IifOV)

204 So you're part of the "Ignore Iran until they have US range missiles and nuclear weapons" crowd. Very strategic. No doubt they'll be impressed by the purity of you isolationism.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 19, 2026 02:45 PM (ExV1e)

He thinks that since he’s a wimp, and of the entire country can just embrace being a wimp. We’ll be left alone.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (+ERId)

205 195 > I hit a paused 95kg for 4.

Nice! My program has me do three count paused benches sometimes. They're tough!
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM (mkw2N)
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Brah, which way is the gym?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (cWLG3)

206 Oh no….
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:36 PM (Wmg4n)

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Right? *sigh*

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (DRSnL)

Oh, just shut up the both of you, you look great. My grandparents at 49 looked they came out of the valley of the kings. Look at some of these leftist women, 30 years old and they're trying to carbon date them. 'Ettes are radiant.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (snZF9)

207 Think this through: If Iran really is the threat that Trump says they are, then we can't leave them standing. It has to be Total Mullah Death, and a friendly government installed.

I disagree.

Historically the way you dealt with enemies like Iran were punitive raids and opportunistic assassinations.

You don't need to wipe out all the pirates/roving horde/etc just make them break back into feuding neighbors.

If the outcome of the Iran war is 4 different factions all claiming to be Iran and spending all their time fighting each other that is as win.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:50 PM (sKqQm)

208 WTI is already topping 99.00. This is pain territory. This crap is also stating to impact inflation. The enemy knows that, including Russia. It’s why they are trying to drag this out by giving specific targeting info to what’s left of the IRGC.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 19, 2026 12:38 PM (n9XW
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And it's back down around 95. West Texas is apparently going to stay in that range. It spiked and came right back down.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 19, 2026 02:50 PM (GZYu7)

209 Taylor is betraying all those freaks by getting married. They were praying for an Elderly Cat Lady Death for their idol, to really stick it to the man.

Imagine if she has a baby and doesn't consider it a poison pill that needs to be extinguished. The horror!

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:50 PM (dcz8F)

210 Nice! My program has me do three count paused benches sometimes. They're tough!
Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM (mkw2N)

My coach programs 5 count pauses every third cycle ... woof

Close Grip / Larsen / Spoto ... it don't matter he wants me to die.

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 02:50 PM (3sXRv)

211 Operation Tired of Their Shit

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 02:50 PM (n5tGW)

212 193 Here is the interesting thing, though. IF (and a big if indeed) Trump had followed the typical Neocon playbook, it would have been to force Nobel Peace Prize winner Maria Corina Machado onto the Venezuelans as their new master, and she was 100% into gay rights and other key progressive and open society goals. And Tucker would have been right in saying the Venezuelan adventure was to force that thinking on Venezuela.
However, Trump is not onboard with the neocon goals -- thank God.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM (rbvCR)

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Trump wants what's best for America, not what's best for some third-whole shit hole.

He wants American companies to get their equipment in Venezuela back and sell the oil to America.

He wants Iran to no longer be a global sponsor of terror.

Some radical cleric can take charge in Iran, for all he cares, as long as that radical cleric prioritizes getting pissed on by hookers more than dying for worldwide Sharia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:50 PM (Zo6AB)

213 Giving away the secrets around Tay Tay's wedding during wartime is dangerous. The Iranians might hit the ceremony with a drone.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 02:51 PM (YsPj+)

214 205 195 > I hit a paused 95kg for 4.

Yeah, but can you run a Pick Six?

Posted by: Coach Walz, Manly Man at March 19, 2026 02:51 PM (skR0U)

215 123 111 BREAKING NEWS: The Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce wedding will occur on Saturday, June 13, 2026, at the Ocean House in Watch Hill, Rhode Island.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM (0sNs1)
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Will there be glitter?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Can I place a bet on which of them cries first?

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 19, 2026 02:51 PM (JCZqz)

216 Look at some of these leftist women, 30 years old and they're trying to carbon date them. 'Ettes are radiant.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (snZF9)



Mostly, this. Yep.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

217 Are we going to fight about baggy jeans again?
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)


Nope. You recently indirectly acknowledged that I'm correct.

Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 02:51 PM (zcJ6r)

218 @ 202 What will you say when the Republicans get wiped out in the midterms? Bad candidates? Keep sticking your head in the sand.
_______________________________________________

It's not often that the Communists from the 'DU' site visit us. Now go back home before our tolerance runs out.

Posted by: Dr_No at March 19, 2026 02:52 PM (ayRl+)

219 > When AI allows it (soon) I'm gonna start a channel where I turn all their stupid race swapped characters white again. Just to watch them cry.

There's a thing where people use AI to de-whore eGirls pictures and de-transition trannie pictures. Lefties go absolutely apeshit when people do this.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 19, 2026 02:52 PM (mkw2N)

220 208 And it's back down around 95. West Texas is apparently going to stay in that range. It spiked and came right back down.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 19, 2026 02:50 PM (GZYu7)

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Everyday WTI is over $60, they're uncapping capped wells. Everyday it's over $80, they're opening up new wells.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:52 PM (Zo6AB)

221 SO on her wedding day will Tay Tay deflower Kelce?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 02:52 PM (sKqQm)

222 So either we put boots on the ground or we don't believe our bullshit about Iran being a nuclear threat.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (pn+sm)


What 3rd grader are you getting your opinions from, man?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:52 PM (dmDsy)

223 202 What will you say when the Republicans get wiped out in the midterms? Bad candidates? Keep sticking your head in the sand.
Posted by: resist_we_much at March 19, 2026 02:49 PM (cpys

The elections were canceled?

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (+ERId)

224 Always, always, always pay attention to what the opposition says, if for no other reason than to be able to effectively refute their ideas and assertions.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (eHBLK)

225 174 The left got to pretend to be right about Iraq, about Bush, about Obama getting elected twice, etc. The point isn't made when you go back too far.

They have literally been right about nothing else since. Remember Hug a Chinaman?

Nothing.

They have gotten every shitfuck thing wrong since 2015 and they are somehow proud of it.
Posted by: ...
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Comes from utopian beliefs about human nature. Same crap domestically that makes them embrace illegal aliens, criminals, and perverts. Only the college educated beyond their intelligence could believe such stupidity.

The world is a harsh, cruel place filled with wicked people. It is worse if you are dumb enough to believe bullshit to the contrary. Criminals like their 'job', illegal aliens don't give a shit about taking Americans for everything they've got because they view us as unfairly having more than they do, Perverts like preying on kids because they get sexually aroused by it.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (E4rtv)

226 207 Historically the way you dealt with enemies like Iran were punitive raids and opportunistic assassinations.

You don't need to wipe out all the pirates/roving horde/etc just make them break back into feuding neighbors.

If the outcome of the Iran war is 4 different factions all claiming to be Iran and spending all their time fighting each other that is as win.
Posted by: 18-1
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Bro we're not talking about pirates. We're talking - if the Neocons are to be believed - about Iran having nuclear weapons that can hit Disney World.

If those are the stakes, we better take this war much more fucking seriously.

(SPOILER ALERT: No one other than retards actually believes that Iran is a threat to the U.S. mainland. It's just Neocon bullshit for the sake of standard Neocon objectives)

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (pn+sm)

227 The Snides of March is hitting AoS a little early.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (dcz8F)

228 Seven months, Coach. And I'm doing pretty awesome!
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 02:48 PM


Don't forget that last (seventh) month is for tapering. If there are 3 events, like last year, we need you coming in at peak performance. The Nation, and the TxMoMe are counting on you!

* patriotic music plays *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (0sNs1)

229 Female golfer was limping back to the clubhouse. The pro trainer asked her what happened?
She said, "I got stung by a bee".
The pro asked her, "where?
She said, "Somewhere between the first and second hole".
The pro said, "Well, first off, your stance is too wide"...

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (EHbhi)

230 Are we going to fight about baggy jeans again?
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (Wmg4n)

Nope. You recently indirectly acknowledged that I'm correct.
Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 02:51 PM (zcJ6r)




HAMMERTIME!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

231 @ 202 What will you say when the Republicans get wiped out in the midterms? Bad candidates? Keep sticking your head in the sand.
_______________________________________________

It's not often that the Communists from the 'DU' site visit us. Now go back home before our tolerance runs out.
Posted by: Dr_No at March 19, 2026 02:52 PM


I've been Mau-Mau'ed by better.

The fire is always next time.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:54 PM (4NO2D)

232 Stuck on stupid is a real condition, not just a snappy slogan.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 02:54 PM (cS1cw)

233 221 SO on her wedding day will Tay Tay deflower Kelce?

Well, she DOES have "F*** you!" money.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 02:54 PM (Riz8t)

234 232 Stuck on stupid is a real condition, not just a snappy slogan.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 02:54 PM (cS1cw)

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I have this tattooed on my forehead.

Unfortunately, I can't read it in the mirror.

Because I am illiterate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (Zo6AB)

235 111 BREAKING NEWS: The Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce wedding will occur on Saturday, June 13, 2026, at the Ocean House in Watch Hill, Rhode Island.
Posted by: AoSHQ Celebrity News Bureau and Rumour Centre at March 19, 2026 02:37 PM

Kelce will fumble the ring, and they'll have to kick a field goal on 4th & 8.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (IifOV)

236 Bro we're not talking about pirates. We're talking - if the Neocons are to be believed - about Iran having nuclear weapons that can hit Disney World.


Let's not get too hasty.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (EHbhi)

237 What's the Isolationist take on Immigration?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (DgMqy)

238 Always, always, always pay attention to what the opposition says, if for no other reason than to be able to effectively refute their ideas and assertions.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (eHBLK)

Nah I do it because it's good for a laugh.

Some don't want to be refuted. When they are proven wrong they run away and hide.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (dcz8F)

239 The claim being made is that Trump has lost moderates and Libertarians, which who even can guess at how valid it is? I suspect that he lost nobody who wasn't already at best skeptical.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (PYyV9)

240 222 So either we put boots on the ground or we don't believe our bullshit about Iran being a nuclear threat.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:47 PM (pn+sm)


What 3rd grader are you getting your opinions from, man?
Posted by: SSBN 656
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That would be the third grader who noticed that we didn't solve the Iraq WMD problem with air strikes.

His name is Steve. He likes basketball and turtles. Want to meet him?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (pn+sm)

241 239 The claim being made is that Trump has lost moderates and Libertarians, which who even can guess at how valid it is? I suspect that he lost nobody who wasn't already at best skeptical.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (PYyV9)

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No, the claim was that MAGA was split and over and dead.

That's the point of pointing out these polls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Zo6AB)

242 tiresome

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (j+aD2)

243 Bro we're not talking about pirates. We're talking - if the Neocons are to be believed - about Iran having nuclear weapons that can hit Disney World.

If those are the stakes, we better take this war much more fucking seriously.


So now you're upset that more US service members AREN'T being killed?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Riz8t)

244 Bro we're not talking about pirates. We're talking - if the Neocons are to be believed - about Iran having nuclear weapons that can hit Disney World.


Disney LAND.

The one in California. Where they actually threatened to attack.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

245 234 232 Stuck on stupid is a real condition, not just a snappy slogan.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 02:54 PM (cS1cw)

====

I have this tattooed on my forehead.

Unfortunately, I can't read it in the mirror.

Because I am illiterate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (Zo6AB)
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"NO REGERTS"

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (cWLG3)

246 > Let's not get too hasty.

I do what I want.

Posted by: Hasty Pudding at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (mkw2N)

247 What's the Isolationist take on Immigration?

"NO BORDERS!!!"
--Libertarians

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (PYyV9)

248 Always, always, always pay attention to what the opposition says, if for no other reason than to be able to effectively refute their ideas and assertions.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM


So, we have to continue to tolerate the Gingerians and Crossbowists?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (0sNs1)

249 Yeah, but can you run a Pick Six?

Posted by: Coach Walz, Manly Man at March 19, 2026 02:51 PM (skR0U)

Knew someone posing as an Alabama fan who unironically cheered "pick six, pick six!" when their offense was on the field.

Posted by: Sjg at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (aqZN1)

250
(SPOILER ALERT: No one other than retards actually believes that Iran is a threat to the U.S. mainland. It's just Neocon bullshit for the sake of standard Neocon objectives)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (pn+sm

This country literally does not mean shit to you IOW.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (+ERId)

251 236 Bro we're not talking about pirates. We're talking - if the Neocons are to be believed - about Iran having nuclear weapons that can hit Disney World.


Let's not get too hasty.
Posted by: rickb223
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No, that's the claim: that Iran is a nuclear threat to the US mainland. That's why we had to act now.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (pn+sm)

252 I see a future boom in new surgery to add fat replacement into the face of aging women that already look 50 at 20
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:44 PM (PYyV9)

Then! The butt fat transplant will go wonky and they will appear at the Oscars looking like they have mumps after the fat transplant migrates. It will be "on trend."

I will endure getting benign bumps burned off in a new torture on my skin, which remains good. But no one is cutting on me unless I am bleeding out from a sudden windshield explosion or a visit to NYC.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (WONhk)

253 Reverend Jordan Wells
@WellsJorda89710
There's a dark, deeply antisemitic spirit that's taken root in parts of the Catholic Church.

Many of the most vicious Jew-haters I know are devout Catholics.
*****
Ryan James Girdusky
@RyanGirdusky

This is not true at all.

This is all coming from converts who use the cloak of Catholicism to attack Israel or promote antisemitism.

I have been to church nearly every Sunday of my life and this never what’s being discussed.

These converts using the Catholic identity is not reflective of the church.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (NpAcC)

254 Some don't want to be refuted. When they are proven wrong they run away and hide.
_-_
You are right, of course. The refutation is for yourself and any reasonable person that may be listening. Helps you refine your own understanding.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (eHBLK)

255
"NO REGERTS"
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (cWLG3)



"That's great. But who are the Chefs?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

256 Megyn Kelly's microbreasts make Greta Thunberg look like Anna Nicole Smith.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (QiH4I)

257 Giving away the secrets around Tay Tay's wedding during wartime is dangerous. The Iranians might hit the ceremony with a drone.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 02:51 PM (YsPj+)

That would never do. We'd lose Masturbatin' Pete.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (8zz6B)

258 The Hollyweird trend for buccal fat removal of faces is going to backfire and they will regret that bigly

I see a future boom in new surgery to add fat replacement into the face of aging women that already look 50 at 20
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:44 PM (PYyV9)

O good lord, those jelly lip fillers all over the face.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (8avO+)

259 244 Bro we're not talking about pirates. We're talking - if the Neocons are to be believed - about Iran having nuclear weapons that can hit Disney World.


Disney LAND.

The one in California. Where they actually threatened to attack.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)
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Yeah, leave Florida out of it. They have enough problems.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (cWLG3)

260 224 Always, always, always pay attention to what the opposition says, if for no other reason than to be able to effectively refute their ideas and assertions.
Posted by: Don in SoCo
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The left don't care about facts nor logic--all their arguments are purely rhetorical (and bad rhetoric based on falsehood to boot). The Right thinks you can reason people out of opinions that they never used reason to get in the first place. A few will get the whack from reality soon enough to change. Most will not.

The independents are always trying to triangulate between left and right leaving them confused, in a muddle, and low information as to policy cause and effect. These are the people that always pick the default middle position on religion, morals, crime, etc. They are most conservative with their own life and what they know but feel being in the middle of the herd of society publically is what protects them.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (E4rtv)

261 250
(SPOILER ALERT: No one other than retards actually believes that Iran is a threat to the U.S. mainland. It's just Neocon bullshit for the sake of standard Neocon objectives)
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:53 PM (pn+sm

This country literally does not mean shit to you IOW.
Posted by: Cow Demon
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It means everything to me. The lives of Americans mean nothing to discredited Neocons like you.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (pn+sm)

262 No, the claim was that MAGA was split and over and dead.

But they argue that MAGA was made up of a coalition of Independents, Libertarians, and Republicans. Which, I believe it still is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (PYyV9)

263 I have this tattooed on my forehead.

Unfortunately, I can't read it in the mirror.

Because I am illiterate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM


It has to be written backwards to be legible.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:58 PM (4NO2D)

264 Many of the most vicious Jew-haters I know are devout Catholics.



I really truly find that hard to believe

whatever

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 02:58 PM (j+aD2)

265 I have been to church nearly every Sunday of my life and this never what’s being discussed.

These converts using the Catholic identity is not reflective of the church.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (NpAcC)

Not at or parish! Granted, I've only been a Catholic for 2dys, but have never heard this "rumor." Must be in blue states, not here.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 02:58 PM (WONhk)

266 The lives of Americans mean nothing to discredited Neocons like you.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (pn+sm)


Heh.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:58 PM (4NO2D)

267 No, that's the claim: that Iran is a nuclear threat to the US mainland. That's why we had to act now.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (pn+sm)

So, we don't care about our interests that AREN'T the US Mainland?

Wow. Thomas Jefferson would like a word.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (zjgNU)

268 What 3rd grader are you getting your opinions from, man?
Posted by: SSBN 656
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That would be the third grader who noticed that we didn't solve the Iraq WMD problem with air strikes.

His name is Steve. He likes basketball and turtles. Want to meet him?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (pn+sm)


No thanks, Whacker, I wouldn't want to ask your boyfriend any tough questions and make him cry.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (dmDsy)

269 I'm more MAGA than any of you.

I'm MAGAGAGAGA!

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (aTgV0)

270 > When AI allows it (soon) I'm gonna start a channel where I turn all their stupid race swapped characters white again. Just to watch them cry.

Make Midgard Scandi again.

Posted by: Operator Error at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (4viQd)

271 No, that's the claim: that Iran is a nuclear threat to the US mainland. That's why we had to act now.

So if they had the nukes were working on, it's your assertion they'd never, ever consider putting on on a ship and detonating it in one of our ports?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (Riz8t)

272 Also, once he secures the strait of Hormuz, he should charge insurance for passage, enough to pay for the whole operation. Indefinitely.

He *is* doing something with insurance. Which has the secondary effect of freeing global shipping from Londonistan ahead of their formal conversion to an Islamic state.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (2ocoG)

273 Megyn Kelly's microbreasts make Greta Thunberg look like Anna Nicole Smith.

I don't mind itty bitties but when they are attached to Eva Braun, not my favorite.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (PYyV9)

274 Knew someone posing as an Alabama fan who unironically cheered "pick six, pick six!" when their offense was on the field.
Posted by: Sjg at March 19, 2026 02:56 PM (aqZN1)



"HIGH TIDE!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (Zz0t1)

275 258 The Hollyweird trend for buccal fat removal of faces is going to backfire and they will regret that bigly

I see a future boom in new surgery to add fat replacement into the face of aging women that already look 50 at 20
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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AI imaging will make them irrelevant except as curiousities in about ten years. Already resurrecting Val Kilmer via AI in a movie and not just as a cameo role.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (E4rtv)

276 If those are the stakes, we better take this war much more fucking seriously.

But its not a question of stakes. This the correct way to deal with this sort of threat.

At a relatively low cost you'll get, at worst, feuding mini-irans. At best you get a neutral despot that is more worried about his regular trips to the best whore houses in Dubai then he is in killing Americans.

This isn't Germany in 1939, this is more like the Rome vs the Helvetii

Posted by: 18-1 at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (sKqQm)

277 The lives of Americans mean nothing to discredited Neocons like you.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM


I am NOT discredited!

Posted by: Miss Lindsay at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (0sNs1)

278 71 66 >>It's Pakistani bots propping up voices meant to divide America.


I am sure some USAID style funding is involved in their inflated numbers.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (erF49)

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Probably from China, to be honest.
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I thought Macedonia was the hawt ticket?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (pZ64F)

279 263 I have this tattooed on my forehead.

Unfortunately, I can't read it in the mirror.

Because I am illiterate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM

It has to be written backwards to be legible.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 02:58 PM (4NO2D)

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You see, I was playing on this very idea.

I set up the situation (tattooed on my forehead). I set up the potential and obvious problem (can't read it in the mirror).

This would lead to the reader assume that I can't read it because I had it done the normal way.

And then I undercut that expectation by playing into my long held truth of being an illiterate (also an asshole, but that is ancillary to this joke).

All jokes are funnier when explained.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (Zo6AB)

280 The claim being made is that Trump has lost moderates and Libertarians, which who even can guess at how valid it is? I suspect that he lost nobody who wasn't already at best skeptical.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:55 PM (PYyV9)

Trump never had libertarians. Even the Libertarian party doesn't have them for long, they all go leftist.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (8avO+)

281 "That's great. But who are the Chefs?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (Zz0t1

"Great googly-moogly!"

Best Snickers ad ever.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (zjgNU)

282 Mirrors don't actually mirror images.

Hope I didn't blow your mind.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (aTgV0)

283 Arguing with "pete" is no different than arguing with Sid and Sad.... Don't bother...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (h9LkS)

284
So, we don't care about our interests that AREN'T the US Mainland?

Wow. Thomas Jefferson would like a word.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (zjgNU)




I think we've determined he's actually Ron Paul.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

285 Willow'd:

>> It wouldn't take long for one Euro country to decide to arm up as part of an agreement with the others. Then the others would see another sucker in the making but instead of leeching off a new host would soon find themselves under the thumb of that country.
Europe at war with Europe in under a decade.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 02:25 PM (zafwz)

> The EU has been at war with several member states for years for all practical purposes. Poland for refusing immigration, Hungary ditto. If they'd had an army they would have sent it in.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 02:30 PM (8avO+)


That was one of the first clues that Europe was in the Terminal Looting phase; they couldn't take their hands out of the till long enough to buy enough military to enforce their precious Worldie norms. Another was when they tried to send vehicles and aircraft to Ukraine, they couldn't scrounge up as much as they said, and much of what they sent went directly to a "use for parts" section since it hadn't actually been maintained. Unless Poland decides to conquer Europe, the most they could do to each other is retard slapfights.

Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (Sy6m/)

286 Many of the most vicious Jew-haters I know are devout Catholics.

There are retard Jew haters everywhere, but I am skeptical of this Roman Catholic-antisemite alliance. The KKK hated Jews and Catholics equally, for example.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (PYyV9)

287 "Many of the most vicious Jew-haters I know are devout Catholics."

Mindless smear of Catholics.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (DgMqy)

288 at this point Iran only had IRBMs, however, it's a short drone flight from islamic Canada.

I don't get Canada and Australia welcoming these IRGC commanders. Talk about cultural death, they lean into it.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (n5tGW)

289 And then I undercut that expectation by playing into my long held truth of being an illiterate (also an asshole, but that is ancillary to this joke).

All jokes are funnier when explained.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM


I don't get it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (4NO2D)

290 So if they had the nukes were working on, it's your assertion they'd never, ever consider putting on on a ship and detonating it in one of our ports?

Yeah, putting a nuke (or even a conventional high explosive) in a shipping container and sending it to the Port of Long Beach would cause a lot of people to have a very bad day.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (2ocoG)

291 I'm more MAGA than any of you.

I'm MAGAGAGAGA!
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (aTgV0)

I read that in Popeye's voice.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (zjgNU)

292 AI imaging will make them irrelevant except as curiousities in about ten years. Already resurrecting Val Kilmer via AI in a movie and not just as a cameo role.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REMAKE LOOKER

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (PYyV9)

293 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (XPqtf)

294 I see a future boom in new surgery to add fat replacement into the face of aging women that already look 50 at 20
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Elderly Brit chicks frighten me. Gobs of loose, pasty flesh and snarly toofins.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (pZ64F)

295 You are right, of course. The refutation is for yourself and any reasonable person that may be listening. Helps you refine your own understanding.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (eHBLK)

I appreciate that you get I'm being a little flip with you. The truth is I read the other side so I know where I or people I think I agree with might be wrong. Or are wrong.

I don't do it to prove anyone else wrong because they don't listen and are emotionally driven and what's more they only want to convert or kill me. I have argued with the Left for years and I do it strictly for my own entertainment. On the other hand there are people who aren't wedded to an ideology who you can help bring around and knowing your subject is absolutely the key. It's also good for everything else in life.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (dcz8F)

296 273 Megyn Kelly's microbreasts make Greta Thunberg look like Anna Nicole Smith.

I don't mind itty bitties but when they are attached to Eva Braun, not my favorite.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (PYyV9)


OK, really, are Megyns tits that small? I guess I never really looked at them because she's not that- ok I get it now.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (dmDsy)

297 Okay I'm out. Have a good day, Neocons. Was really fun to relive all the arguments from 2003, when we all were younger and better-looking. We truly have learned nothing here at this Smart Military Blog.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (pn+sm)

298 hellllloooooo Teresa!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (j+aD2)

299 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (XPqtf)




*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

300 Imagine if she has a baby and doesn't consider it a poison pill that needs to be extinguished. The horror!
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:50 PM (dcz8F)

I'd rather they didn't reproduce.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (k9OZB)

301 So, we don't care about our interests that AREN'T the US Mainland?

Wow. Thomas Jefferson would like a word.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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Don't treat him seriously. He is all over the place in today using the basic premise Orange Man Bad.

Like the left, that means numerous leaps in logic, non sequitars, reversal of causation, and other such tricks. Bad rhetoric disguised as dialectic.

Reminds me of Humphrey Bogart in the Caine Mutiny and his thinking about the strawberries.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (E4rtv)

302 O good lord, those jelly lip fillers all over the face.
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I assume that the women that are getting the duck lips are doing it to feel good about how they look and not trying to look good for men. Because if they asked men, they would know that duck lips are a near universally a reduction in attractiveness to men.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Dv3i1)

303 I'm MAGAGAGAGA!
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (aTgV0)

I read that in Popeye's voice.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (zjgNU)



LMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

304 One of the biggest fears for decades has been some Soviet-era nuke being stuck in a shipping container and set off in a major port. You don't even have to have a missile, use UPS.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:03 PM (PYyV9)

305 301 Reminds me of Humphrey Bogart in the Caine Mutiny and his thinking about the strawberries.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (E4rtv)

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Captain Queeg did nothing wrong!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:03 PM (Zo6AB)

306 283 Arguing with "pete" is no different than arguing with Sid and Sad.... Don't bother...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (h9LkS)

This is, unfortunately, true.

Sad ... but true.

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 03:03 PM (3sXRv)

307 "Many of the most vicious Jew-haters I know are devout Catholics."

I am glad to say that I don't know any vicious Jew haters- Catholic or otherwise.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2026 03:03 PM (7RYym)

308 Okay I'm out. Have a good day, Neocons. Was really fun to relive all the arguments from 2003, when we all were younger and better-looking. We truly have learned nothing here at this Smart Military Blog.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (pn+sm)


You got to whack off to the attention a little, so it's not all time wasted.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:03 PM (4NO2D)

309 ....

All jokes are funnier when explained.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (Zo6AB)

While this (sarcastic) comment is MOSTLY true, it's also true that having to explain jokes to my wife is pretty funny for me.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (zjgNU)

310 Okay I'm out. Have a good day, Neocons. Was really fun to relive all the arguments from 2003, when we all were younger and better-looking. We truly have learned nothing here at this Smart Military Blog.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (pn+sm)




What a maroon.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

311 'm MAGAGAGAGA!

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 02:59 PM (aTgV0)

This is hilarious but I did like the people from 2021 to 2024 who were doing MAGAA. Make America Great Again Again. LOL

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (dcz8F)

312 Like the left, that means numerous leaps in logic, non sequitars, reversal of causation, and other such tricks. Bad rhetoric disguised as dialectic.


well, probably more than just LIKE the Left

ops abound

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (j+aD2)

313 300 Imagine if she has a baby and doesn't consider it a poison pill that needs to be extinguished. The horror!
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 02:50 PM (dcz8F)

I'd rather they didn't reproduce.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (k9OZB)


I imagine if they are it will be soon... She is already what they would call a Geriatric pregnency

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (h9LkS)

314 I'm better looking than I was in 2003.

I was an awkward looking 18 year old.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (Zo6AB)

315 "Great googly-moogly!"

Best Snickers ad ever.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (zjgNU)

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The original one, yes. The remade one, not so much.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (DRSnL)

316 I voted President Trump and I'm getting what I voted for.100% approval.

Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (LHPAg)

317 And then I undercut that expectation by playing into my long held truth of being an illiterate (also an asshole, but that is ancillary to this joke).

All jokes are funnier when explained.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:00 PM (Zo6AB)


Yes, they are!

Asshole.

Posted by: Denny Crane - You See What I Did There? Now, THAT's Gold Jerry! GOLD! at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (dmDsy)

318 Hello, Horde!

Welcome Miss Teresa, I pray you are doing well.

Its not known well here but she may have saved my life.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (PYyV9)

319 297 Okay I'm out. Have a good day, Neocons. Was really fun to relive all the arguments from 2003, when we all were younger and better-looking. We truly have learned nothing here at this Smart Military Blog.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (pn+sm)

Say hi to BSG and Moo Moo ...

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (3sXRv)

320 I'm strong to the finitchk.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (aTgV0)

321 at this point Iran only had IRBMs, however, it's a short drone flight from islamic Canada.

I don't get Canada and Australia welcoming these IRGC commanders. Talk about cultural death, they lean into it.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 03:01 PM (n5tGW)

They have bribe money. Now in a decent world they would slap the dude in the pokey and use the money to pay down their debt but in this case they will probably make them Prime Minister.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (8avO+)

322 I think it is true, whig, that many, if not most, people pick a team and listen to its leaders to know what to think, say, and do, but one has to protect and refine one's own world view. Listen to the smartest, most experienced opponent, and learn to refute what that one says.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (eHBLK)

323 309 While this (sarcastic) comment is MOSTLY true, it's also true that having to explain jokes to my wife is pretty funny for me.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (zjgNU)

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It's the condescension that's the real source of comedy. It makes it situationally hilarious.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (Zo6AB)

324 I still solidly in the RED DOT of that. What Trump has done in our hemisphere and what I believe will eventually be a VERY positive outcome in Iran will put this nation on a positive global trajectory for decades....which translates to economic and security gains at home. Real ones that can be felt.

But, people are tards and fickle. Gas prices are up (in most places) my town in IL was ticking in at 2.80-3.15 depending on location and planet alignment for a long while...now it's 4.00. This will be seen and felt. If ripples in our domestic economy begun to be felt in a real way or even just fuzzy numbers..it will be propagandized and weaponized for the LIV's and that will play out in the midterms. Bad enough and Senate may be in play.

That's my negative nancy take.

Posted by: GigantorX at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (x8k2o)

325 267 No, that's the claim: that Iran is a nuclear threat to the US
Wow. Thomas Jefferson would like a word.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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I don't give a fuck what that leftist would think

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (pn+sm)

326 Okay I'm out. Have a good day, Neocons. Was really fun to relive all the arguments from 2003, when we all were younger and better-looking. We truly have learned nothing here at this Smart Military Blog.

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds. If you refuse to entertain the possibility that today isn't exactly like yesterday, don't be surprised if people argue with you. Still, I hope you come back. We need your nic around here.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (Riz8t)

327 You don't even have to have a missile, use UPS.

Right. Even normal interaction with UPS will sometimes make you wish for a missile though.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (2ocoG)

328 97 Okay I'm out. Have a good day, Neocons. Was really fun to relive all the arguments from 2003, when we all were younger and better-looking. We truly have learned nothing here at this Smart Military Blog.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (pn

Go read a history book. Doubt you will learn anything though. And kiss my retired AF ass.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (+ERId)

329 Its not known well here but she may have saved my life.


awww

wow

glad you're still with us Christopher!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (j+aD2)

330 317 Yes, they are!

Asshole.

Posted by: Denny Crane - You See What I Did There? Now, THAT's Gold Jerry! GOLD! at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (dmDsy)

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I feel seen.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (Zo6AB)

331 I am glad to say that I don't know any vicious Jew haters- Catholic or otherwise.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 19, 2026 03:03 PM



I'd have to have a good definition of 'vicious' to answer. I know people who seem to have bug up their ass about the Hebrews but, I can't see them ever doing anything about it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (4NO2D)

332 I'm better looking than I was in 2003.

Most guys start out behind the wall and have to break through it with age, experience, and effort. But apparently Dolly saw something in you because you look presentable enough on video.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (PYyV9)

333 @308 Speaking of Masterbatin' Pete, what happened to Bear With Asymmetrical Balls?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (cWLG3)

334
I was MAGA, when MAGA wasn't cool.

Posted by: Barbara Mandrell at March 19, 2026 03:06 PM (IifOV)

335 I love so many of you. A lot of IQ points are wasted in here. A lot. *And* we have some highly intelligent ettes.

A woman wrote that. Just kidding we don't hire women.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:06 PM (dcz8F)

336 314 I'm better looking than I was in 2003.

I was an awkward looking 18 year old.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (Zo6AB)


And I was a socially unsure Gleam in my Fathers Eye....

Ah, 2003! What a year, or so I've heard.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:06 PM (dmDsy)

337 I assume that the women that are getting the duck lips are doing it to feel good about how they look and not trying to look good for men. Because if they asked men, they would know that duck lips are a near universally a reduction in attractiveness to men.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 03:02 PM (Dv3i1)

Only one part of me might approve, the rest not so much.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 03:06 PM (snZF9)

338 Trump never had libertarians. Even the Libertarian party doesn't have them for long, they all go leftist.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Yep. Libertarianism as a formal philosophy is closer to utopianism of the left than it is to the Founders.

Utopians always roll to the left because the current society won't give utopians what they think they want.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:06 PM (E4rtv)

339 what happened to Bear With Asymmetrical Balls?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (cWLG3)



He was here earlier in week......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

340 The Hollyweird trend for buccal fat removal of faces is going to backfire and they will regret that bigly
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buccal fat removal + GLP-1 = Skeletor (Yikes)

Posted by: WisRich at March 19, 2026 03:06 PM (G0vdT)

341 I'm strong to the finitchk.

If you run Popeye cartoons backwards he vomits spinach into a can.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM (Kt19C)

342 Bro we're not talking about pirates. We're talking - if the Neocons are to be believed - about Iran having nuclear weapons that can hit Disney World.


I sense a field of strawmen.

Settling that hostage crises is good enough for me.
Having the population wanting the mullahs our is a reason for some sympathy rather than just nuking their asses.

Posted by: Operator Error at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM (4viQd)

343 glad you're still with us Christopher!!!

I am glad to be with you all as well, thank you so much everyone. Even Pete.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM (PYyV9)

344 333 @308 Speaking of Masterbatin' Pete, what happened to Bear With Asymmetrical Balls?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (cWLG3)


Didn't I see him on this very thread? Or was it the last one?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM (dmDsy)

345 I'm for it, I just want assurance we're prepared for some really bad shit for retaliation.
We can't share a planet with lunatics who believe in accelerating disasters to pave the way for Jesus and the Mahdi. Those guys just got through murdering upward of 10000 of their smartest Iranians. The number I see floated is "30000" but I'm pretending it's less than that because the more, the worse.
Maybe I'm sitting the fence. I'm not here to call people names like "neocon" and masturbate in my own sharts.
But we do need to know if bad news is coming, and prepare for worse.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM (XWPh2)

346 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (PYyV9)

Did not know.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM (dcz8F)

347 332 Most guys start out behind the wall and have to break through it with age, experience, and effort. But apparently Dolly saw something in you because you look presentable enough on video.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (PYyV9)

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Amusing little story. We met on Match.

I knew what my best picture was.

It was me, holding a Guinness, in the Gravity Bar of the Guinness Storehouse in Dublin. Laughing off to the side.

It also...had my ex-girlfriend in it.

I cut her out, presenting just the right side of the image.

Well after we started dating, she found the full picture on Facebook. She wasn't very happy. Her favorite picture of me was ruined.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM (Zo6AB)

348 Holy cow. I just checked, and her vagina is older than me.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM (dK+Kv)

349 The Hollyweird trend for buccal fat removal of faces is going to backfire and they will regret that bigly.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (WONhk)

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Nah. They'll just go get cheek implants later.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2026 03:08 PM (DRSnL)

350 You sound like a retarded Communist. Every Nazi was a Socialist. Every single one. You cant be a Nazi without being a Socialist. Letting the left have this premise so you can be a women hurling insults like Me Again is comedy gold. Im surrounded by idiots with degrees.

Posted by: Fisht at March 19, 2026 03:08 PM (BHEHK)

351 Many of the most vicious Jew-haters I know are devout Catholics.

I really truly find that hard to believe

whatever
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 02:58 PM (j+aD2)
*******
It's not true.
Nick Fuentes and new converts Candace Owens and Megyn Kelly are using the Catholic Church to give weight to the lies they tell.

It drives me crazy that Candace spews her lies while making sure there is a crucifix in the background to validate what she is saying.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 03:08 PM (NpAcC)

352 Just kidding we don't hire women.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:06 PM


At 78 cents to the dollar, why not?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 03:08 PM (0sNs1)

353 Speaking of Masterbatin' Pete, what happened to Bear With Asymmetrical Balls?

I figure he's chained to a bed somewhere by a white woman who read too much chick lit

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:08 PM (PYyV9)

354 @344 Oh, he is in this thread. In lower case.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 03:08 PM (cWLG3)

355 The best part about titty fucking Old Lady Kelly is the Xylophone Solo your balls play on her ribs.
Posted by: garrett

*cranks up Moonlight Feels Right*

Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 19, 2026 03:09 PM (Yt+m4)

356 please pray for the family of James Gracey

and justice for whoever murdered him

I tangentially know this young man

was desperately praying he would be found alive

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 03:09 PM (j+aD2)

357 I'm much better looking than when I was young. In fact, I'm smoking.... something.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 03:09 PM (n5tGW)

358 304 One of the biggest fears for decades has been some Soviet-era nuke being stuck in a shipping container and set off in a major port. You don't even have to have a missile, use UPS.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:03 PM (PYyV9)
Doesn't even have to be Iran. Think about it.

Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2026 03:09 PM (LHPAg)

359 Wow. Thomas Jefferson would like a word.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian
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I don't give a fuck what that leftist would think
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (pn+sm)

Welp. That says a lot.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:09 PM (zjgNU)

360 Many of the most vicious Jew-haters I know are devout Catholics.
*****

Really? I had this argument with Podhoritz over at NRO about the time the Passion came out.

As a bad Catholic, from my observation, some jews take ANY fervent display of Chritianity as prima facia anti Semitism. It really does seem to be a thing. As far as I can tell, it is a reflexive cultural thing stretching back 100s of years.

Not sure how to attack that one. As has been stated very often it is near impossible to deny your way out of perceived prejudice when it is something you are except to become something different. I have always suspected it crosses the boundaries between politics, religion and culture.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

361 I actually work out now.

I have shoulders.

I didn't have shoulders at 18.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Zo6AB)

362 353 Speaking of Masterbatin' Pete, what happened to Bear With Asymmetrical Balls?

I figure he's chained to a bed somewhere by a white woman who read too much chick lit
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:08 PM (PYyV9)
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In the same section as the paperbacks with cover art featuring dashing minotaurs.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (cWLG3)

363 332 I'm better looking than I was in 2003.

Most guys start out behind the wall and have to break through it with age, experience, and effort. But apparently Dolly saw something in you because you look presentable enough on video.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (PYyV9)


Don't mention how he looks, I told him I thought his hair was cool and he fucking just ignored me!

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Make The Same Mistake Twice. Looks Like You Wear a Wig. at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (dmDsy)

364 I appreciate that you get I'm being a little flip with you. The truth is I read the other side so I know where I or people I think I agree with might be wrong. Or are wrong.
_-_
Ayup. Gotta get back to work - not that these discussions are not important. Regardless of Elizabeth Scalia's view of this place, you guys are cultural/political thought leaders.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (eHBLK)

365 154 138 MeAgan needs to take her dusty old cooter and ride off to The Villages where she can be the new young hot chick for all the old moldy farts who are hot for wrinkled sex.
Posted by: Zombie Hugh Hefner, old pervert at March 19, 2026 02:40 PM (/1l9x)
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Maybe she can join Whoopie on some "hit and runs" to satisfy her sexual needs.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 02:42 PM (cWLG3)

Whoopie is so fat, MeAgain spins around her orbit due to gavitational forces.

Posted by: Inogame at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (53oGX)

366 @308 Speaking of Masterbatin' Pete, what happened to Bear With Asymmetrical Balls?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 03:05 PM (cWLG3)


In keeping with the theme -- what about Bea Arthur's Dick?

Posted by: Doof at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (zcJ6r)

367 356 please pray for the family of James Gracey

and justice for whoever murdered him

I tangentially know this young man

was desperately praying he would be found alive
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 03:09 PM (j+aD2)


Terrible story

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (h9LkS)

368 Yeah the duck lips...

Ladies....please stop.

Get help.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (aTgV0)

369 363 Don't mention how he looks, I told him I thought his hair was cool and he fucking just ignored me!

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Make The Same Mistake Twice. Looks Like You Wear a Wig. at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (dmDsy)

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You need to see me with a mohawk first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Zo6AB)

370 But Me-Again Kelly absolutely freaks out when you point out she's a senior citizen playing to the Gen Z Groyper set, so I'm going to keep on hitting her on this.



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You are Great American!

Posted by: runner at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (GD0B3)

371 23 I think the rumors that MK and TC thought they had insider, factual information that would turn the populace are true, hence the sudden, weird about face. Unfortunately, their source seems to have been influenced by his wife, and not in a positive way at all. Oopsie.
Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 02:22 PM (OoFl2)


Joe Kent reference? It would still be an act of profound gullibility, the sort people show when they *want* to believe.

Posted by: SciVo at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Sy6m/)

372 256 Megyn Kelly's microbreasts make Greta Thunberg look like Anna Nicole Smith.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

That's a sweaty sex pile I'd like to be in the middle of.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 19, 2026 03:11 PM (JCZqz)

373 I knew what my best picture was.

It was me, holding a Guinness
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM


Not the one with you holding your favorite Director's Cut Laser Discs up?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 03:11 PM (0sNs1)

374 But we do need to know if bad news is coming, and prepare for worse.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 03:07 PM (XWPh2)

Iran has never been known for restraint. They usually shoot their shot when they can without much of a plan. Even when they were cowing the mideast and Syria they never bothered to bring in the other states into the fold and make a real going concern of it.

If they had a bunch of operatives ready to go, it would have gone off already.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:11 PM (8avO+)

375 373
Not the one with you holding your favorite Director's Cut Laser Discs up?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2026 03:11 PM (0sNs1)

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Gotta hide that weird obsession until I get to know someone better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:11 PM (Zo6AB)

376 Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 03:09 PM (j+aD2)

Will do, sweetie. I'm sorry.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:11 PM (dcz8F)

377 333 @308 Speaking of Masterbatin' Pete, what happened to Bear With Asymmetrical Balls?
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
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He comes around from time to time including last week. I think he did have a law practice so that may be taking more of his time.

Rightly or wrongly, Trump has forced a major shift in the Right as far as what is possible, what is good, and what is bad.

In the process, the GOPe has had its charlatinism on a lot of doable policies that the GOPe just did not want done. From GHWB to GWB, failure theater became embedded into the GOP because the donor and official class wanted a kindler gentler corporate globalism policy, not functional GOP policies to reverse the leftist drift.

Closing the border, ending the US being screwed by our foreign trade partners, stopping globalism, rejecting eco tyranny and rule by judges, etc.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:12 PM (E4rtv)

378 Well after we started dating, she found the full picture on Facebook. She wasn't very happy. Her favorite picture of me was ruined.

I got catfished like you wouldn't believe by a girl in chat decades ago, she posted something from 10 years and 50 pounds ago, when her skin didn't look like the surface of the moon. I still liked her personality and gave it a shot but turns out that was just the beginning of her difficult relationship with the truth.

I am confident that Dollyl has more favorite pics now though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:12 PM (PYyV9)

379 350 You sound like a retarded Communist. Every Nazi was a Socialist. Every single one. You cant be a Nazi without being a Socialist. Letting the left have this premise so you can be a women hurling insults like Me Again is comedy gold. Im surrounded by idiots with degrees.
Posted by: Fisht at March 19, 2026 03:08 PM (BHEHK)

Coulda fooled me.

Posted by: Willy Brandt at March 19, 2026 03:12 PM (+ERId)

380 donna I was arguing with my son (same age, again tangentially know him via his friends at Bama) about Spring Break trips

a lot of kids were going over to Europe instead of traditional spots bc it's so cheap to go there, it's cheaper than Mexico which is crazy

anyway

my son was saying he thought Barcelona (specifically!!!) was not safe and he'd rather go to Puebla lol. (we go to Mexico a lot)

I argued with him but you know, he's probably right. similar situation but you kind of know where not to go in Mexico generally. I would have assumed Barcelona was safe.

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 03:12 PM (j+aD2)

381 @WellsJorda89710
Many of the most vicious Jew-haters I know are devout Catholics.


Those are performative Catholics. And I submit those Catholics haven't read Paul's "Romans" very closely.
Paul did get a little excitable at gentiles who were being performatively Jewish ("hey, let's all get snipped!!"), but he remembered his name was "Saul" and wasn't going to run off his blood kin.
Converts especially need to pay more attention in RCIA and Bible-study.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 03:13 PM (XWPh2)

382 5 Most Republicans remember Iranian atrocities quite well.
Posted by: Adriane the Medieval War Machine Critic . . . at March 19, 2026 02:17 PM (3ZUWJ)

Iran has a lot of payback owed from America. This just covers a bit of their tab.

Posted by: No Name Today at March 19, 2026 03:13 PM (8mulE)

383 361 I actually work out now.

I have shoulders.

I didn't have shoulders at 18.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Zo6AB)

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Congratulations! I grew up skinny and i know how hard it can be to add muscle. Good for you.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 19, 2026 03:13 PM (ZjdZN)

384 Yeah the duck lips...

Ladies....please stop.

Get help.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (aTgV0)

The duck lips was never attractive except to gay dudes, I think. It is like the gigantic ass (not nice ass, the clown ass.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 03:14 PM (zZu0s)

385 Joe Kent reference? It would still be an act of profound gullibility, the sort people show when they *want* to believe.

Yeah, Kent strongly seems to have been their "secret source".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 03:14 PM (2ocoG)

386 I vote Chavez Day be TACO Tuesday.

Posted by: kingsman at March 19, 2026 03:14 PM (ehY6c)

387 Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 03:12 PM (j+aD2)


After HS GRaduation my Grandson took a trip to Portugal... I was worried sick.... He came home fine.... Scary World

Posted by: It's me donna at March 19, 2026 03:14 PM (h9LkS)

388 318 Hello, Horde!

Welcome Miss Teresa, I pray you are doing well.

Its not known well here but she may have saved my life.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:04 PM (PYyV9)


😲😲😲 Even I didn't know that! You are gonna have to elaborate on that little tidbit!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 19, 2026 03:14 PM (XPqtf)

389 I am not interested in Tay Tay's music, fans or her fiance...however I am looking forward to her wedding dress. Stop throwing rocks at me!

I won't go to RI for the event, however. I also hope Blake Lively Loon won't be invited, either (I can't stand her!).

We all know she will be wearing her red lipstick.

While I still have good lips...after insults for decades about them by my brother...I can't pull of red lipstick. I look like a clown and it's not me of the hippy dippy natural look of the late '70's.

I've had one or two "make overs" and run home and scrub it off. Once in NYC before dinner with my husband and it had to wait (subtle green eyeliner, which wasn't bad, but I don't need eyeliner).

This concludes whatever is going on in my squirrel cage brain for now. I had enough sleep to do a few chores after weeks of TB and loss of time and mind. Going to get cracking!

This oddly warm spring has totally ruined my wardrobe choices and left me mad. This winter has totally messed up the Mountain West.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 19, 2026 03:14 PM (WONhk)

390 378
I am confident that Dollyl has more favorite pics now though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:12 PM (PYyV9)

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The vast majority of our best family pictures don't include me.

Because I take them!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:15 PM (Zo6AB)

391 best part about titty fucking Old Lady Kelly is the Xylophone Solo your balls play on her ribs.

LOL

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 03:15 PM (Kt19C)

392 my son was saying he thought Barcelona (specifically!!!) was not safe and he'd rather go to Puebla lol. (we go to Mexico a lot)

I argued with him but you know, he's probably right. similar situation but you kind of know where not to go in Mexico generally. I would have assumed Barcelona was safe.
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 03:12 PM (j+aD2)

Last time I went to Europe and it was 20 or so years ago the suburbs of Paris were on fire in the daytime. It has not gotten any better from all reports.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:15 PM (8avO+)

393 Me-again can resume talking about the Guthrie family.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 19, 2026 03:15 PM (sOLVm)

394 385 Joe Kent reference? It would still be an act of profound gullibility, the sort people show when they *want* to believe.

Yeah, Kent strongly seems to have been their "secret source".

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 03:14 PM (2ocoG)

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And he was cut out of Iran meetings a few months back.

He had nothing.

He was feeding them agitprop his wife was writing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:16 PM (Zo6AB)

395 Even I didn't know that! You are gonna have to elaborate on that little tidbit!

It was a box of ivermectin sent when I and everyone else in the house was struck down with the Wuhan Flu.

As a bad Catholic, from my observation, some jews take ANY fervent display of Chritianity as prima facia anti Semitism.

Yeah some Jews have a bad way of thinking that Christianity is necessarily hostile toward Judaism which is contradictory but I kind of understand it. In the past, there were more than a few people professing Christianity that have been horrific toward Jews.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:16 PM (PYyV9)

396 OT: Fetterman got Mullin out of committee - 8-7.

Posted by: Nova Local at March 19, 2026 03:16 PM (tOcjL)

397 I thought "neocon" went out with Bush and Cheney and Ron Paul. We should be on "neo-neocon" by now.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (QiH4I)

398
Trump 84%
Carlson/Kelly 6%
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It's gonna be a close one!

Posted by: Dick Morris at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (dcz8F)

399 >>OT: Fetterman got Mullin out of committee - 8-7.


Frankenstein's Monster has really come through for America. Crazy.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (erF49)

400 397 I thought "neocon" went out with Bush and Cheney and Ron Paul. We should be on "neo-neocon" by now.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (QiH4I)

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Jacksonian fits pretty well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Zo6AB)

401 Because I take them!

Yeah I hear women complain about guys who have no pictures of themselves. Why would I take a picture of me, I am with me all day long. I can look in a mirror if I want to, what is the point of taking pictures of me??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (PYyV9)

402 You need to see me with a mohawk first.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Zo6AB)

And so I look forward to your next video!

Posted by: Denny Crane - We Now Have An Enforceable Internet Contract. at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (dmDsy)

403 Tucker soon to relocate to the UK and Kelly to start turning tricks on the corner in Amsterdam.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (abIsI)

404 I actually work out now.

I have shoulders.

I didn't have shoulders at 18.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (Zo6AB)

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Congratulations! I grew up skinny and i know how hard it can be to add muscle. Good for you.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 19, 2026 03:13 PM (ZjdZN)

Seems there's a lot of us recovering skinny people. I was a cross country runner.

In middle school, I could hide in a made bed and no one would notice someone was in it.

(When I messed up my knee, I dicovered martial arts and after a couple years it was a very weird experience to be called "one of the big guys" in the class. I didn't put on fat, ftr.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (zjgNU)

405 @WellsJorda89710
Many of the most vicious Jew-haters I know are devout Catholics.

Those are performative Catholics. And I submit those Catholics haven't read Paul's "Romans" very closely.
Paul did get a little excitable at gentiles who were being performatively Jewish ("hey, let's all get snipped!!"), but he remembered his name was "Saul" and wasn't going to run off his blood kin.
Converts especially need to pay more attention in RCIA and Bible-study.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 03:13 PM (XWPh2)

I'm a bit skeptical of the latest incarnation of the Catholic Menace. Wasn't the last one Biden's white superiority one from the FBI?

We are too busy being pissed off at the Reformation to worry about Jewish people.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM (8avO+)

406 Neocons are domestically liberal warhawks who broke with Democrats on foreign policy

That about sums us up!!!

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM (dcz8F)

407 Frankenstein's Monster has really come through for America. Crazy.
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (erF49)

Kuato is in charge. He has a plan.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM (zZu0s)

408 Denmark Prepared to Destroy Greenland’s Airfields & Sabotage Key Infrastructure Amid Fears of US Takeover

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM (abIsI)

409 He was feeding them agitprop his wife was writing.

Seems to be the case yeah. Why he flipped so hard is a source of confusion for me though, unless its the Bill Burr effect.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM (PYyV9)

410 In the past, there were more than a few people professing Christianity that have been horrific toward Jews.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


John Chrysostom says "hi".
The other Fathers tended to be a little better. There's been a lot written about Augustine's complicated take. But Chrysostom had a real problem. He's pretty much "Saint Cedarford"

Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM (XWPh2)

411 Miss me yet?

Posted by: MAGA Kelly at March 19, 2026 03:19 PM (9Fkqg)

412
The elephant in the room in the Iran matter was their imminent acquisition of nuclear weapons. Tge standard counter to this is that we've been told about this imminence for years and years, but nothing's happened.

I'd say in response that you have to look at the current situation and think for yourself. Looks pretty imminent to me, no matter what's happened before.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2026 03:19 PM (KDsZt)

413 Frankenstein's Monster has really come through for America. Crazy.

He seems to be a throwback to like, the 80s when even Democrats just rubber stamped presidential appointees, as a matter of form.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:20 PM (PYyV9)

414 I thought "neocon" went out with Bush and Cheney and Ron Paul. We should be on "neo-neocon" by now.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (QiH4I)

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Jacksonian fits pretty well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:17 PM (Zo6AB)

There are still neocons, they just mostly live on the Democrat side now. The peeps who were gungho on Russia and Ukraine and Color Revolutions.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:20 PM (8avO+)

415 Joshua Hall
@JoshHall2024
🚨 BREAKING: 🚨The Maricopa County Board of Elections has come forward to issue an apology to President Trump, stating that elections officials in the county have now brought forth evidence alleging that then Secretary of State (now Governor) Katie Hobbs and then Speaker of the Arizona House of Representatives Rusty Bowers PERSONALLY ORDERED THEM TO DESTROY TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP and to count the TENS OF THOUSANDS OF BALLOTS THAT WERE CAST BY ILLEGAL ALIENS FOR JOE BIDEN in Arizona's largest county in the 2020 election. This was "outcome-determinative fraud" by the very individuals who were entrusted to conduct, oversee and certify the election and Hobbs and Bowers are both alleged to have been on the payroll of at least 3 hostile foreign governments, The George Soros Open Society Foundation and The DNC in exchange for RIGGING the 2020 election in Arizona. Put simply, there is now IRREFUTABLE AND INDISPUTABLE PROOF that President Trump WON the state of Arizona in that STOLEN election out of the mouths of the very people who counted the votes. LOCK THESE TREASONOUS CROOKS UP NOW! 🇺🇸💪🏻🔥

Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 03:20 PM (RHGPo)

416 322 I think it is true, whig, that many, if not most, people pick a team and listen to its leaders to know what to think, say, and do, but one has to protect and refine one's own world view. Listen to the smartest, most experienced opponent, and learn to refute what that one says.
Posted by: Don in SoCo

Eh, been there done that with the tshirt over gun policy advocacy, working in politics, etc. Basically most people in society are there for the ride, politics and cause and effect of policies cause them to be rationally ignorant. And they can develop those policy preferences by empirical evidence smacking them over the head like Eastern Europeans being virulently anti commie and likely Iranians becoming virulently anti mullah if freed. But they cannot be reasoned into those positions from others.

Kipling's Gods of the Copybook Headings is a dismal dose of reality but societies really do repeatedly make the same mistakes. Some survive it, others go extinct but those truths that Kipling discusses in his poem are eternal. No amount of utopianism, logical arguments, nor even knowledge of human history will dissuade some from thinking this time it is different. It won't be.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:20 PM (E4rtv)

417 Reagan had a R Senate 1981-6.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 03:21 PM (XWPh2)

418 Denmark Prepared to Destroy Greenland’s Airfields & Sabotage Key Infrastructure Amid Fears of US Takeover

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM


They are going to go scorched ice on the whole island.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:21 PM (4NO2D)

419 412
The elephant in the room in the Iran matter was their imminent acquisition of nuclear weapons. Tge standard counter to this is that we've been told about this imminence for years and years, but nothing's happened.

I'd say in response that you have to look at the current situation and think for yourself. Looks pretty imminent to me, no matter what's happened before.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2026 03:19 PM (KDsZt)

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Witkoff, who was in the room as chief negotiator, says that the Iranian negotiators were saying that had several hundred pounds of 60% enriched uranium, that there was nothing the US could take from Iran without military force, that they were definitely going to enrich further, and that no, they would not take a perpetual lifetime of nuclear fuel for reactors in exchange.

Trump believed them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:21 PM (Zo6AB)

420 If Venezuela and Iran end up with some form of reasonable govt, as well as Cuba, that is definitely a world changing paradigm.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 03:21 PM (n5tGW)

421 "Denmark Prepared to Destroy Greenland’s Airfields & Sabotage Key Infrastructure Amid Fears of US Takeover"

Oh come on.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 03:21 PM (cS1cw)

422 Ace should do the Japanese reporter-Trump exchange in quick hits.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

423 >>Joshua Hall
@JoshHall2024
🚨 BREAKING: 🚨


This is real?

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 03:22 PM (erF49)

424 415 Katie Hobbs and then Speaker of the Arizona House of Representatives Rusty Bowers PERSONALLY ORDERED THEM TO DESTROY TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP and to count the TENS OF THOUSANDS OF BALLOTS THAT WERE CAST BY ILLEGAL ALIENS FOR JOE BIDEN in Arizona's largest county in the 2020 election. This was "outcome-determinative fraud" by the very individuals who were entrusted to conduct, oversee and certify the election and Hobbs and Bowers are both alleged to have been on the payroll of at least 3 hostile foreign governments, The George Soros Open Society Foundation and The DNC in exchange for RIGGING the 2020 election in Arizona. Put simply, there is now IRREFUTABLE AND INDISPUTABLE PROOF that President Trump WON the state of Arizona in that STOLEN election out of the mouths of the very people who counted the votes. LOCK THESE TREASONOUS CROOKS UP NOW! 🇺🇸💪🏻🔥

Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 03:20 PM (RHGPo)

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This didn't happen because all DOJ action on elections stopped the second Trump turned his gaze to Iran.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:22 PM (Zo6AB)

425 The elephant in the room in the Iran matter was their imminent acquisition of nuclear weapons. Tge standard counter to this is that we've been told about this imminence for years and years, but nothing's happened.

I'd say in response that you have to look at the current situation and think for yourself. Looks pretty imminent to me, no matter what's happened before.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 19, 2026 03:19 PM (KDsZt)

To me, perhaps they were exaggerating to swagger in the negotiations. If so, then they picked a poor strategy in the new American diplomacy world. You threaten us, get ready for some bunker busters on your ass. We are tired of these forever problems in the world.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:22 PM (8avO+)

426 By the way Chuck Norris is in the hospital, I am not sure he's leaving alive.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:22 PM (PYyV9)

427 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Sid at March 19, 2026 03:22 PM (sM67v)

428
Denmark Prepared to Destroy Greenland’s Airfields & Sabotage Key Infrastructure Amid Fears of US Takeover

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM (abIsI)



As usual, the Greenlanders are gonna be sodomized by the Danes at the drop of a hat.

Apparently, the Danes don't believe that the US knows how to build an airstrip.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 03:23 PM (y9nCu)

429 "They are going to go scorched ice on the whole island."

Just leave all the sprinklers on. Instant glacier.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 03:23 PM (cS1cw)

430 "Denmark Prepared to Destroy Greenland’s Airfields & Sabotage Key Infrastructure Amid Fears of US Takeover"

Oh come on.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 03:21 PM (cS1cw)

what are they going to do, cover the floors with day old pastries?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:23 PM (8avO+)

431 Voted for him 3 times but I guess Maga now is Lindsey Graham, Ben Shapiro and Mark Levin. All ex never Trumpers. Whatever

Posted by: exMaga at March 19, 2026 03:23 PM (8+tYq)

432 nice revision up there lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 19, 2026 03:23 PM (j+aD2)

433 NEVER FORGET WHO WAS IN ON IT

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Fox News defends calling Arizona for Biden after pushback from Trump team

Fox News said just after midnight Eastern time that stood by the projection.
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Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:24 PM (dcz8F)

434 423 >>Joshua Hall
@JoshHall2024
🚨 BREAKING: 🚨


This is real?
Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 03:22 PM (erF49)

That was my question b/c April Fool's is not far away...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 19, 2026 03:24 PM (tOcjL)

435 415 Joshua Hall
@JoshHall2024
🚨 BREAKING: 🚨The Maricopa County Board of Elections has come forward to issue an apology to President Trump...IRREFUTABLE AND INDISPUTABLE PROOF that President Trump WON the state of Arizona in that STOLEN election out of the mouths of the very people who counted the votes. LOCK THESE TREASONOUS CROOKS UP NOW!
____

Haha! No. We called Arizona for Biden as soon as the polls closed. It's official. We're the Decision Desk!

Posted by: Fox Decision Desk at March 19, 2026 03:24 PM (Dv3i1)

436 431 Voted for him 3 times but I guess Maga now is Lindsey Graham, Ben Shapiro and Mark Levin. All ex never Trumpers. Whatever

Posted by: exMaga at March 19, 2026 03:23 PM (8+tYq)

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"I'll attack Iran to keep it from getting nukes."
-Trump for literally 40 years

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:24 PM (Zo6AB)

437 >> If Venezuela and Iran end up with some form of reasonable govt, as well as Cuba, that is definitely a world changing paradigm.


I would go so far as to say that we have already reached the point of tipping the equilibrium through the destruction of the iranian regime on the heels of turning Venezuela.

It would be great to see them come out of this as a Rational Actor on the world stage. But, I would argue that the destruction of their Military capacity alone has turned the corner.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 03:24 PM (erF49)

438 Denmark Prepared to Destroy Greenland’s Airfields & Sabotage Key Infrastructure Amid Fears of US Takeover"

Oh come on.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 03:21 PM (cS1cw)

what are they going to do, cover the floors with day old pastries?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03

Coat it all in marzipan. Yum.

Posted by: LASue at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (mFhj8)

439 437 It would be great to see them come out of this as a Rational Actor on the world stage. But, I would argue that the destruction of their Military capacity alone has turned the corner.

Posted by: garrett at March 19, 2026 03:24 PM (erF49)

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The rest of the Gulf states telling the US to pound the Islamic Republic into dust is an indicator of that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (Zo6AB)

440 I don't know if that tweet is true

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (dcz8F)

441 for Sid, 1 April is every day
yes, you're the one who's so absurd

Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (XWPh2)

442 Greenland - we have to destroy it in order to save it. ( Shit Hans Christian Anderson said).

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (pDt9x)

443 In the past, there were more than a few people professing Christianity that have been horrific toward Jews.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

John Chrysostom says "hi".
The other Fathers tended to be a little better. There's been a lot written about Augustine's complicated take. But Chrysostom had a real problem. He's pretty much "Saint Cedarford"
Posted by: gKWVE at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM (XWPh2)

I think we can assume someone from 400 AD isn't a modern thought leader.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)

444 "I'll attack Iran to keep it from getting nukes."
-Trump for literally 40 years


Fuckn A

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (cS1cw)

445 The bombs in Iran affect me! I paid $34 to gas up the car today! F'n Neocons!

Posted by: Peg Me Paul at March 19, 2026 03:26 PM (8JR9p)

446 Seems to be the case yeah. Why he flipped so hard is a source of confusion for me though, unless its the Bill Burr effect.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:18 PM (PYyV9)


I think Bill Burr ended up with Stockholm's Syndrome (in a broad sense), but do you have any better way of describing just what the fuck happened to someone who, I thought, was a really honest comedian?

What made him jump the rails?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:26 PM (dmDsy)

447 Will Cuba revolt before Iran?

There should be some kind of parley to bet on this.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:26 PM (4NO2D)

448 I think we can assume someone from 400 AD isn't a modern thought leader.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)

Excuse me????

Posted by: Mo at March 19, 2026 03:26 PM (dcz8F)

449 Martin Luther was a Jewish aficianado. Well, not really.

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:27 PM (pDt9x)

450 Joshua Hall
@JoshHall2024
🚨 BREAKING: 🚨The Maricopa County Board of Elections has come forward to issue an apology to President Trump...IRREFUTABLE AND INDISPUTABLE PROOF that President Trump WON the state of Arizona in that STOLEN election out of the mouths of the very people who counted the votes. LOCK THESE TREASONOUS CROOKS UP NOW!
____

Haha! No. We called Arizona for Biden as soon as the polls closed. It's official. We're the Decision Desk!
Posted by: Fox Decision Desk at March 19, 2026 03:24 PM (Dv3i1)

Sadly, all the evidence won't convince even the leaners that the Democrats always cheat.

We all have known for 5 years that the 2020 election was stolen.

ANYONE with a brain knows that when you kick out the people whose job is to ensure a fair election, you no longer have a fair election.

No new evidence will change the bleating sheeps' minds.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:27 PM (zjgNU)

451 Greenland isn't really green, you know.

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:27 PM (aTgV0)

452 Martin Luther was a Jewish aficianado. Well, not really.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:27 PM


He assumed that all the Jews would embrace the obvious truth of his reformation. When they didn't, he got pretty nasty about them.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:28 PM (4NO2D)

453 But they cannot be reasoned into those positions from others.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:20 PM (E4rtv)

The sad, inescapable truth of the cause of wars, civil, or otherwise.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 19, 2026 03:28 PM (dK+Kv)

454 451 Greenland isn't really green, you know.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:27 PM (aTgV0)

Neither is the moon, but that’s not important right now.

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:28 PM (pDt9x)

455 That Katie Hobbs/AZ news is fake, sorry to say.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 19, 2026 03:28 PM (8JR9p)

456 What made him jump the rails?

His wife has his nads in a jar on her side of the bed.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:29 PM (PYyV9)

457 Greenland isn't really green, you know.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:27 PM (aTgV0)

It was when it was named.


But NOW we have to worry about GLOBAL WARMING!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:29 PM (zjgNU)

458 I think we can assume someone from 400 AD isn't a modern thought leader.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)

Excuse me????
Posted by: Mo at March 19, 2026 03:26 PM (dcz8F)

Warn me when Chrystosomites conquer Anatolia with fire and sword and I will reconsider.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:29 PM (8avO+)

459 102
There is to be no math on this blog.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
......

We do, however, make certain exceptions for pie charts.

Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 03:29 PM (UjdFS)

460 Sadly, all the evidence won't convince even the leaners that the Democrats always cheat.

We all have known for 5 years that the 2020 election was stolen.

ANYONE with a brain knows that when you kick out the people whose job is to ensure a fair election, you no longer have a fair election.

No new evidence will change the bleating sheeps' minds.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:27 PM



You know what might be persuasive? Scores of people going to prison over it.

Bondi needs to get on that.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:29 PM (4NO2D)

461 426 By the way Chuck Norris is in the hospital, I am not sure he's leaving alive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:22 PM (PYyV9)


You mean, you're not sure the hospital is leaving alive, right?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:29 PM (dmDsy)

462 He assumed that all the Jews would embrace the obvious truth of his reformation. When they didn't, he got pretty nasty about them.
Posted by: toby928(c)


many such cases

Posted by: the banu qurayza at March 19, 2026 03:29 PM (XWPh2)

463 143 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 19, 2026 02:24 PM (JCZqz)
*********
How can these people be so delusional?


practice practice practice

Posted by: anachronda at March 19, 2026 03:30 PM (v3pYe)

464 I think we can assume someone from 400 AD isn't a modern thought leader.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)

Hey! Fuck you too, buddy!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 19, 2026 03:30 PM (zZu0s)

465 He assumed that all the Jews would embrace the obvious truth of his reformation. When they didn't, he got pretty nasty about them.

Which is why Jews have some historical justification for their antipathy toward Christianity. The problem is they don't seem to be capable of applying that logic to the left, who by philosophy and clear statement are incredibly hostile toward Jews and Judaism and have been for half a century.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:31 PM (PYyV9)

466
Greenland isn't really green, you know.
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:27 PM (aTgV0)



Not after we got done with it...



Posted by: 12 Vikings a-viking at March 19, 2026 03:31 PM (y9nCu)

467 455 That Katie Hobbs/AZ news is fake, sorry to say.
Posted by: Kareem of Wheat

I assumed that when it stated that they were forced to include all the mail-ins from illegal alien voters. How would anyone know who the illegal alien voters are? Such an obvious mistake. Please, do better.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 03:31 PM (Dv3i1)

468 Christopher Taylor - might have been Mis Hum's wife who sent you Ivermectin (her name is the same as mine). I've never had access to the stuff.....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 19, 2026 03:31 PM (KJ1MM)

469 448 I think we can assume someone from 400 AD isn't a modern thought leader.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:25 PM (8avO+)

If you need a “thought leader”, NO ONE is thinking.

The phrase needs to die.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 03:31 PM (kBisb)

470 Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 03:31 PM (Dv3i1)

The all caps is usually a clue.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:32 PM (dcz8F)

471 What part of that 6% agreeing with Shithead and Fucktart have no clue what S&F’s policy positions even are?

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 19, 2026 03:32 PM (aeiyZ)

472 Do better, SMOD.

Do better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:32 PM (Zo6AB)

473 only that one guy saying that AZ thing

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 03:32 PM (n5tGW)

474 If Venezuela and Iran end up with some form of reasonable govt, as well as Cuba, that is definitely a world changing paradigm.

I agree completely. It changes the future, to what we'll see but its definitely changing things for the long term.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:32 PM (PYyV9)

475 If you need a “thought leader”, NO ONE is thinking.

The phrase needs to die.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 03:31 PM (kBisb)

Obama was a thought leader. He thought he was a leader.

Posted by: ... at March 19, 2026 03:33 PM (dcz8F)

476 Joshua Hall appears to be a real fabulist

Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2026 03:33 PM (RHGPo)

477 473 only that one guy saying that AZ thing

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 19, 2026 03:32 PM (n5tGW)

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He heard it from a guy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:33 PM (Zo6AB)

478
We do, however, make certain exceptions for pie charts.
Posted by: wth at March 19, 2026 03:29 PM (UjdFS)



Mmmmmm, pie.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 03:33 PM (y9nCu)

479 Do better, SMOD.

Do better.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:32 PM (Zo6AB)

Hey, he tried in Cleveland. He just underestimated the strength of our atmosphere.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:33 PM (zjgNU)

480 Apparently, the Danes don't believe that the US knows how to build an airstrip.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 03:23 PM (y9nCu)

Try us!

Posted by: RED HORSE Sq at March 19, 2026 03:33 PM (kBisb)

481 465 He assumed that all the Jews would embrace the obvious truth of his reformation. When they didn't, he got pretty nasty about them.

Which is why Jews have some historical justification for their antipathy toward Christianity. The problem is they don't seem to be capable of applying that logic to the left, who by philosophy and clear statement are incredibly hostile toward Jews and Judaism and have been for half a century.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:31 PM (PYyV9)

As Christians, we believe that Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Him. His words. We just don’t coerce people into belief, well, when we do it right, anyway.

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:33 PM (pDt9x)

482 Denmark Prepared to Destroy Greenland’s Airfields & Sabotage Key Infrastructure Amid Fears of US Takeover

'Key infrastructure'. The stoplight downtown?

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2026 03:34 PM (c9rBD)

483 If you need a “thought leader”, NO ONE is thinking.

The phrase needs to die.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 03:31 PM



I think it's descriptive. A bit broader than 'pundit'. Anyone who makes their living talking or writing about current events probably qualifies.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:34 PM (4NO2D)

484 might have been Mis Hum's wife who sent you Ivermectin (her name is the same as mine). I've never had access to the stuff

Well you're still special to us all It was some ette with access to horse paste. All three of us were basically laid out helpless for weeks. I took that crap and the next day the fever broke and I was enormously better. I cannot say for sure I was going to make it. Never been so sick in my entire life. My health meter was flashing red.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:34 PM (PYyV9)

485 The last text I got from Charlie Kirk before he died said that he wants all Republicans to like and subscribe.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:34 PM (Zo6AB)

486 No more 🚨🚨🚨 Bullshit from Twitter.

Posted by: melodicmetal at March 19, 2026 03:34 PM (61TgR)

487 Voted for him 3 times but I guess Maga now is Lindsey Graham, Ben Shapiro and Mark Levin. All ex never Trumpers. Whatever

So you're not gonna vote for him a 4th time? Oh no!

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 03:35 PM (2ocoG)

488 465
Which is why Jews have some historical justification for their antipathy toward Christianity. The problem is they don't seem to be capable of applying that logic to the left, who by philosophy and clear statement are incredibly hostile toward Jews and Judaism and have been for half a century.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
_______

The Left hates Christianity way more than they hate Judaism.

So if Jews have reason for antipathy towards Christians, well, the event of my enemy...

Posted by: Give the Retarded Kid Some Pie at March 19, 2026 03:35 PM (pn+sm)

489 The last text I got from Charlie Kirk before he died said that he wants all Republicans to like and subscribe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:34 PM (Zo6AB)

I'm skeptical because only dreams of Charlie Kirk giving orders are truly reliable.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:35 PM (8avO+)

490 As Christians, we believe that Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Him. His words.

All that and... Jesus was a Jew. All the apostles were Jews. Almost every book in the Bible was written by Jews. Christians would argue that our faith is the proper and natural continuation of Judaism from the Old Testament.

In no way and at no time should Christians ever hate or persecute any group at all, let alone based on its ethnic background, Jews in particular.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:36 PM (PYyV9)

491 409 He was feeding them agitprop his wife was writing.

Seems to be the case yeah. Why he flipped so hard is a source of confusion for me though, unless its the Bill Burr effect.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
========
Not me. Same mentality as spies--they do it for their own ego and gain. Doesn't matter whether they are a war hero, well recognized in society, etc. And those type of spies or traitors are the hardest to recognize. Same as the Philby's, MacLeans, etc.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:36 PM (E4rtv)

492 Ayup. Gotta get back to work - not that these discussions are not important. Regardless of Elizabeth Scalia's view of this place, you guys are cultural/political thought leaders.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 19, 2026 03:10 PM (eHBLK)

Ouch.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 03:36 PM (kBisb)

493 I don't want to commit a Beetlejuice or Candyman sin, but where did PudPullin' Pete go?

I miss him already.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:37 PM (dmDsy)

494 The last text I got from Charlie Kirk before he died said that he wants all Republicans to like and subscribe.

I believe this more than Joe Kelly's claim LOL

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:37 PM (PYyV9)

495 As Christians, we believe that Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Him. His words. We just don’t coerce people into belief, well, when we do it right, anyway.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:33 PM (pDt9x)

Precisely. But historically, we've had some people who think it's their job to force people to come to Christ.

We aren't musselmen and God does not need our help to force the world to submit.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:37 PM (zjgNU)

496 489 The last text I got from Charlie Kirk before he died said that he wants all Republicans to like and subscribe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:34 PM (Zo6AB)

I'm skeptical because only dreams of Charlie Kirk giving orders are truly reliable.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 19, 2026 03:35 PM (8avO+)

======

Did I say he also didn't tell me this in a dream?

Think about it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:37 PM (Zo6AB)

497 Can the pie charts be peach pie charts?

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:37 PM (aTgV0)

498 Regardless of Elizabeth Scalia's view of this place, you guys are cultural/political thought leaders.

We're doomed

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:37 PM (PYyV9)

499 In no way and at no time should Christians ever hate or persecute any group at all, let alone based on its ethnic background, Jews in particular.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:36 PM


Where do the infidel Musslemen fit into this?

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:38 PM (4NO2D)

500
These people have no real world influence.

-----

Kelly? No.

Carlson does, or at least did. He's undeniably a very famous figure on the Right - especially among Trump voters. Poll respondents certainly know who homeboy is.

But, he gained that name recognition by peddling *whatever the fuck* Fox's audience happened to be in to, which eventually meant MAGA.

MAGA doesn't like guys who piss off Trump, expecially when they're saying febrile paranoiac shit like "the Rothschilds invented Dispensationalism to cuck American Christians for the Jews."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 03:38 PM (BI5O2)

501 The biggest difference between Christianity and Islam is that the evils done in the name of Jesus are in direct violation of and specifically condemned in our religion. Muslims are doing what old Mo told them to.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (PYyV9)

502 485 The last text I got from Charlie Kirk before he died said that he wants all Republicans to like and subscribe.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:34 PM (Zo6AB)


Do you not sock at all? Because "Candice Owens" would have been a fantastic choice of footwear....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (dmDsy)

503 Leaky grifter in NOOD above.

Repeat: NOOD.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (Dv3i1)

504 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

505 500 Carlson does, or at least did. He's undeniably a very famous figure on the Right - especially among Trump voters. Poll respondents certainly know who homeboy is.

But, he gained that name recognition by peddling *whatever the fuck* Fox's audience happened to be in to, which eventually meant MAGA.

MAGA doesn't like guys who piss off Trump, expecially when they're saying febrile paranoiac shit like "the Rothschilds invented Dispensationalism to cuck American Christians for the Jews."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 03:38 PM (BI5O2)

======

Carlson endorsed a candidate in a TX House primary a few weeks ago.

Dude came in 6th.

Not, almost won so it's questionable that Carlson has influence.

6th.

Might as well have not even gone on the guy's show.

Real world influence has to manifest in the real world at some point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (Zo6AB)

506 I don't want to commit a Beetlejuice or Candyman sin, but where did PudPullin' Pete go?

He's pulling his pud. Duh.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (2ocoG)

507 Wait...


Now you're telling me Jesus was Jewish!?!?!?!

Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:40 PM (aTgV0)

508 I identify as MAGA, but have only a limited presence on X, because life is better without it.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 19, 2026 03:40 PM (w6EFb)

509 Nood Tucker Qatarlson

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 19, 2026 03:40 PM (zjgNU)

510 502 Do you not sock at all? Because "Candice Owens" would have been a fantastic choice of footwear....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:39 PM (dmDsy)

======

1. I don't sock (spent a whole day as Amy Schumer once...never again).

2. It's MY channel, bruh!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 03:40 PM (Zo6AB)

511 MAGA doesn't like guys who piss off Trump, expecially when they're saying febrile paranoiac shit like "the Rothschilds invented Dispensationalism to cuck American Christians for the Jews."

Yeah that's just flat out retarded and ahistorical. Dispensationalism has absolutely nothing to do with the Rothschilds, and is almost exclusively American, not European.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:40 PM (PYyV9)

512 Do you not sock at all? Because "Candice Owens" would have been a fantastic choice of footwear....

ITS FUNNY BECAUSE TJM WANTS PEOPLE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE TO HIM, NOT CAVERNOUS NOSTRILS.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 19, 2026 03:40 PM (2ocoG)

513 Being Christian is not easy. A lifetime of dilemmas and paradoxes in the practice. Our only fallback is the word of God, but living in a fallen world is hard as hell to navigate at times - no, it’s always hard.

Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2026 03:41 PM (pDt9x)

514 As Christians, we believe that Jesus is the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Him. His words. We just don’t coerce people into belief, well, when we do it right, anyway.
Posted by: tubal

And yet, Judgement is mine saith the Lord. Deciding the fate of others not in communion with Christ is up to the big guys and not for us on earth. And we can witness and make available our knowledge that Jesus loves them too and wants them to take his embrace regardless of what they are, what they've done, etc. But the choice is always the individual's, not ours to make but the Lord's.

In my case, I judge people for their actions but not to determine their salvation or not. Instead, it is to avoid the bad and embrace the good.

Posted by: whig at March 19, 2026 03:41 PM (E4rtv)

515 Carlson does, or at least did. He's undeniably a very famous figure on the Right - especially among Trump voters. Poll respondents certainly know who homeboy is.

But, he gained that name recognition by peddling *whatever the fuck* Fox's audience happened to be in to, which eventually meant MAGA.

MAGA doesn't like guys who piss off Trump, expecially when they're saying febrile paranoiac shit like "the Rothschilds invented Dispensationalism to cuck American Christians for the Jews."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2026 03:38 PM (BI5O2)


Did is definitely the operative word here. I'm willing to bet his "Q" rating among conservatives has dropped deeper in the water than tossing Whoopi Goldberg off a boat.

Sorry, weird imagery...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:42 PM (dmDsy)

516 426 By the way Chuck Norris is in the hospital, I am not sure he's leaving alive.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 19, 2026 03:22 PM (PYyV9)


You mean, you're not sure the hospital is leaving alive, right?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 03:29 PM (dmDsy)

A hospital? What is it??

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 03:44 PM (wVcYX)

517
It means everything to me. The lives of Americans mean nothing to discredited Neocons like you.
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 19, 2026 02:57 PM (pn+
For 22 years one of those lives would have been, in fact, my own.

Square that one.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 03:44 PM (kBisb)

518 Wait...


Now you're telling me Jesus was Jewish!?!?!?!
Posted by: eleven at March 19, 2026 03:40 PM



That what THEY want you to think.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:56 PM (4NO2D)

519 OT

The turkey vultures have returned from Texas and are landing on my roof.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2026 04:00 PM (u82oZ)

520
Democrats have never apologized or accepted responsibility ever. This has to be fake.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 19, 2026 04:19 PM (IifOV)

521 I got into a bidding war free house because the left were so panicked about tariffs last April. It’s really difficult in nor cal and our evil Chinese landlady had just thrown us out. But the left here were so nuts about the tariffs that we found a house with no offers do 18 days. The lady took ours the first night and then was pissed at is the next month as sanity (relative) returned and she got a bunch of over asking offers.

Hahaha!

Posted by: The Dog at March 19, 2026 04:31 PM (XodLO)

522 Well I guess if 84 percent agree on something that dies make it right. Good point.

Posted by: Kitty litter box at March 19, 2026 04:42 PM (nUedY)

523 Earth to the man-girls of AoS: First, the poll is garbage second, even if its correct, who the fuck cares? The base that elected Trump has imploded, dooming Republicans to a midterm massacre.

- MAHA supporters: Health-freedom and anti-establishment advocates who rallied around Make America Healthy Again are abandoning Trump, viewing the neoconservative pivot and war focus as a complete betrayal.
- Youth voters: Young men who swung to Trump in 2024 are bailing fast, with support dipping below 50% as they prioritize deportations and economic relief over endless foreign entanglements.
- Centrists and independents: Moderate swing voters are fleeing the GOP, sickened by the neocons' return and the war's fallout. Only one in four Americans back Trump's war.

You won! Your neocon masters managed to exploit Trump's major weakness: his ego. The resulting chaos and civil strife that their victory will yield after the Repubs are tossed from office is on YOUR heads.

Posted by: Ace of spades is run by girls at March 19, 2026 05:25 PM (ZKCvx)

524 523: put the drugs away.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 05:58 PM (hJH5n)

525
I think it's descriptive. A bit broader than 'pundit'. Anyone who makes their living talking or writing about current events probably qualifies.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 03:34 PM (4NO2D)

The implication is that no one thinks on their own.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 06:00 PM (hJH5n)

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