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In a world of Other Two Dogs, be First Dog. Dog has a friend over. The Infiltrator. If this is real, it's a good way to get kicked to death. Animals get spooky when they're confronted with the uncanny valley.
Dogs are innately protectors. Even "coolers," like in Roadhouse. They also protect the oceans from pollution. And dogs are naturally romantic. They can be a little dramatic sometimes, if I'm being honest. "The most photographed dog in the world" hangs out of his Venice window, posing for tourists.
13-year-old bat dog retrieves her final bat before retirement ❤️
— Baseball Central™ (@BaseballCentraI) March 17, 2026
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Dog’s first day back at work after having a week off.. 😊 pic.twitter.com/OKxoQ8M7h3
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Milky Way galaxy rising above Monument Valley.pic.twitter.com/gBagnyBckE
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This is Molly. Her favorite human started packing for college and Molly immediately went full duffel defense mode. Doesn’t want her owner to leave because best friends simply don’t leave each other behind. the purest golden loyalty ❤️
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 18, 2026 11:06 AM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: steevy at March 18, 2026 07:49 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 18, 2026 07:49 PM (MIIRH)
"The Portland mayor and a city councilor are considering beginning the process for renaming Cesar Chavez Boulevard after allegations of sexual abuse surfaced about the late president of the United Farm Workers union."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:50 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 07:52 PM (+nEug)
This is not what I expected, but worth watching, especially after the intense trauma of last night's Café.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2026 07:53 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 07:53 PM (Dd38x)
Oregon high school principal Jeremy Williams who was placed on leave for celebrating the assassination of Charlie Kirk has just been SENTENCED to 5 YEARS in prison over possession of child pornography.
Its always the ones... you frankly kinda suspected.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:54 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 07:54 PM (+nEug)
"The Portland mayor and a city councilor are considering beginning the process for renaming Cesar Chavez Boulevard after allegations of sexual abuse surfaced about the late president of the United Farm Workers union."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:50 PM (PYyV9)
I suggest Epstein Blvd.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:54 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 18, 2026 07:54 PM (4NO2D)
Who's
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2026 07:55 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 07:54 PM
Will do. She has been very demanding of them lately.
She is a wonderful cat.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2026 07:56 PM (0sNs1)
"The Portland mayor and a city councilor are considering beginning the process for renaming Cesar Chavez Boulevard after allegations of sexual abuse surfaced about the late president of the United Farm Workers union."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:50 PM (PYyV9)
I suggest Epstein Blvd.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 18, 2026 07:54 PM (8avO+)
Or just add a "Julio" ...in front of César Chávez
Posted by: LASue at March 18, 2026 07:57 PM (lCppi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
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Love is love
Posted by: Zombie Cesar Chavez at March 18, 2026 07:57 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:59 PM (PYyV9)
I'd like to see somebody try that in a kangaroo outfit.
Most likely, he'd get his ass beat like Rand Paul.
Posted by: Maxine Waters at March 18, 2026 08:00 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 08:01 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 18, 2026 08:02 PM (E/qck)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 08:02 PM (+nEug)
I heard that Chuck Norris visited Africa and punched a horse under the chin once. That's where we got Giraffes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 08:02 PM (PYyV9)
YouTube short, Melania yesterday looking fabulous of course
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2026 08:03 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Case at March 18, 2026 08:03 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"
That's just a tall tale.
Posted by: It's a stretch at March 18, 2026 08:04 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 08:04 PM (RIvkX)
I did manage to download Linux Mint on my old laptop this afternoon. It's going through the setup and update process right now. I accept that I am computer illiterate and I hope that clicking "yes" on all the default settings will be good enough.
Posted by: PabloD at March 18, 2026 08:05 PM (+HNa2)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 08:05 PM (viF8m)
Let me know when they get to Obama.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 18, 2026 08:05 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: J. Random Red Shirt at March 18, 2026 08:06 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"
That's just a tall tale.
Posted by: It's a stretch at March 18, 2026 08:04 PM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Tall Tail at March 18, 2026 08:07 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 08:07 PM (RIvkX)
'The Portland mayor and a city councilor are considering beginning the process for renaming Cesar Chavez Boulevard after allegations of sexual abuse surfaced'
They should rename 13th Street after Chavez. That was his favorite number.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 18, 2026 08:08 PM (fd80v)
Sniff!
I went through the same thing many years ago.
Posted by: pawn at March 18, 2026 08:09 PM (qmOsv)
Posted by: It's a stretch at March 18, 2026 08:10 PM (vFG9F)
It was called 39th Avenue until 2009.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 08:10 PM (PYyV9)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 08:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Captain James T Kirk at March 18, 2026 08:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 08:12 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Accomack at March 18, 2026 08:13 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 08:05 PM (viF8m)
====
Prayer for a complete and speedy recovery.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 08:14 PM (RIvkX)
Odd how she was so opposed to burning fossil fuels and now is demanding Cuba's oil burning plants be allowed to restart.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 08:14 PM (PYyV9)
"The Portland mayor and a city councilor are considering beginning the process for renaming Cesar Chavez Boulevard after allegations of sexual abuse surfaced about the late president of the United Farm Workers union."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
LoL!! The left always Stalin's there own.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 08:14 PM (s1NDj)
LOL from local news:
"The Portland mayor and a city councilor are considering beginning the process for renaming Cesar Chavez Boulevard after allegations of sexual abuse surfaced about the late president of the United Farm Workers union."
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:50 PM
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"The late?" It was 33 years ago.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 18, 2026 08:14 PM (azNOR)
>>@ShelbyTalcott
·
34m
>>News: Joe Kent is under FBI investigation for allegedly leaking classified information, three sources tell me. I’m told the investigation pre-dates his departure.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 08:16 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 18, 2026 08:17 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
For decades after S.F. changed the name to Cesar Shaves, the freeway exits said "Army" because the state wasn't paying.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 18, 2026 08:18 PM (KAi1n)
' Joe Kent is under FBI investigation for allegedly leaking classified information'
Great. We can't send any democrats to prison but we can nail Joe Kent.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 18, 2026 08:19 PM (fd80v)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 08:21 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 08:21 PM (s1NDj)
Posted by: Accomack at March 18, 2026 08:22 PM (GbONR)
Have a good night everyone
Posted by: Skip at March 18, 2026 08:23 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: It's a stretch
>Call it the Paolo Backstreet. They also service tacos.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 08:25 PM (M9gjJ)
LoL
I break myself up!!
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 18, 2026 08:26 PM (cO6oP)
Posted by: Max Power at March 18, 2026 08:27 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 18, 2026 08:27 PM (Ubow6)
🚨 BREAKING: Iran Launch WAR On Saudi Arabia - Qatar Expel IRGC From Doha
Has Iran IRGC managed to avoid dropping a missile on Qatar?
If they had not then they should have just killed the IRGC within its borders.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 08:30 PM (/lPRQ)
#yotambien claims another
Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 18, 2026 08:31 PM (Ubow6)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 08:31 PM (zZu0s)
The House of Representatives has just PASSED a bill requiring AUTOMATIC deportation of illegals who commit welfare fraud, 231-186
The fraud encompassed in this bill includes:
- Social Security fraud,
- SNAP (food assistance) fraud,
- Mail fraud,
- Conspiracy to defraud the U.S.,
- Theft or bribery involving federal funds,
- Identification document fraud,
- And other similar crimes involving government funds or public benefits.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 08:32 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 08:32 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 08:32 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 08:33 PM (if9yV)
The House of Representatives has just PASSED a bill requiring AUTOMATIC deportation of illegals who commit welfare fraud, 231-186
What will the Senate do with it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2026 08:33 PM (Cqx++)
Harris County Judge, Loris Chambers Gray, has allowed this man to WALK FREE.
Mother fucker shouldn't have made it out of the parking lot.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 08:33 PM (DaZ/o)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 08:32 PM (8zz6B)
Fair. Pits are everywhere.
Doggy daycare?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)
What will the Senate do with it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Beat off to it.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 08:34 PM (DaZ/o)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 08:35 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 07:50 PM (PYyV9)
Maybe they could call it Schwarzenegger Drive.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 08:35 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March
Everything I own is Apple, here and running my business. I have 2 iMacs at the store, a MacBook Pro, Ry uses a MacBook Air and her iPad for school. I have the new iPad Air, you can do as much on it as you can the NEO, which does looks like an awesome little entry laptop. We can say what we want about them being commies or whatever, but the seamlessness between everything, to include my phones / watch is awesome. I am no IT person, so the fact I can set all this up speaks to its usability.
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 08:37 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 18, 2026 08:37 PM (sl73Y)
Posted by: From about That Time at March 18, 2026 08:37 PM (sl73Y)
You're not the boss of me!!
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 18, 2026 08:38 PM (/HDaX)
What will the Senate do with it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
What an excellent bill!
for me to poop on
Posted by: John Thune the insult comic senator at March 18, 2026 08:39 PM (gKWVE)
Harris County Judge, Loris Chambers Gray, has allowed this man to WALK FREE.
Mother fucker shouldn't have made it out of the parking lot.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 08:33 PM
Oh but it’s gun control laws that are the issue, right?
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 08:39 PM (hftzA)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 08:39 PM (zZu0s)
Harris County Judge, Loris Chambers Gray, has allowed this man to WALK FREE.
Mother fucker shouldn't have made it out of the parking lot.
Posted by: rickb223
Or the judge.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 18, 2026 08:40 PM (9U0Wy)
Look at the dog right behind the Golden's head. That dog is severely malnourished.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 08:40 PM (viF8m)
And has anyone heard how IrishEi is doing? She had surgery this week.
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 18, 2026 08:41 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 08:42 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 08:14 PM (PYyV9)
She's porked out a bit, but I doubt rendering her out for oil would keep the lights on in Cuba for very long.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 08:43 PM (8zz6B)
65 🚨BREAKING: The Iraqi national, who entered Zwink Elementary in Klein, TX ARMED WITH A GUN, posted a $75k bond and has been RELEASED!
Harris County Judge, Loris Chambers Gray, has allowed this man to WALK FREE.
Mother fucker shouldn't have made it out of the parking lot.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 08:33 PM
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He'd have to post 10% with a bail bondsman, right? Where did this dysfunctional dingbat get $7500 on short notice? His friends down at the mosque?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 18, 2026 08:45 PM (azNOR)
After Allegations of Sexual Abuse Surfaced Blvd.?
We're gonna need a bigger sign.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 18, 2026 08:46 PM (DsA2n)
Mother fucker shouldn't have made it out of the parking lot.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 08:33 PM (DaZ/o)
Well, it does make him more accessible to vigilantes.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 08:46 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 18, 2026 08:14 PM (PYyV9)
She's porked out a bit, but I doubt rendering her out for oil would keep the lights on in Cuba for very long.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If you burned bullshit she could keep the island going for a year.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 08:46 PM (DaZ/o)
Look at the dog right behind the Golden's head. That dog is severely malnourished.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Besides that one skinny dog it looks more like a boarding facility than a shelter. Lots of pure bread and expensive looking dogs.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 18, 2026 08:47 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 08:47 PM (viF8m)
Dont let these motherfuckers get arrested. Make the morgue come get them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 08:47 PM (zZu0s)
Should illegals already be automatically deported already?
And now some Judge will read this possible law as requiring a conviction before deporting any illegal.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 08:48 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Unkaren at March 18, 2026 08:48 PM (OTOad)
Fuck, that dog has a lot of energy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 08:49 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 08:43 PM (8zz6B)
She knocked up.
Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2026 08:49 PM (LHPAg)
'Melania does have really good looking feet.'
Is there a link?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 18, 2026 08:17 PM (fd80v)
We're waiting ...
Posted by: Rex Ryan at March 18, 2026 08:50 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 18, 2026 08:50 PM (nz1sK)
Posted by: rickb223
Or the judge.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory
Bring back the old ways - where accused criminals run to the judge and jail for protection less an angry mob kill them.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 08:50 PM (/lPRQ)
The chick is the hottest of the Star Trek chicks though.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 08:51 PM (oob1u)
I saw Dog Propaganda open for Message To Bears at Forest Hills Stadium in 2013.
https://youtu.be/il4LYuMCMT4
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2026 08:51 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 08:48 PM (/lPRQ)
I think that's a given. But it does provide a tool to accelerate some deportations, I guess.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 08:52 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
That's what they are creating.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 08:52 PM (DaZ/o)
LoL!! The left always Stalin's there own.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 08:14 PM (s1NDj)
So true...and only the NYT is allowed to purge the disfavored left, and the minions all fall in line.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 18, 2026 08:52 PM (y171U)
I'm sorry, but it's going to take you going to two links, I swear they are fine! One is CTH, the other is X.
I just want to get this all out there before you go, if you go...
The CTH link is to a post from earlier today, about Trump and his call for Europe to man up and defend the Straight of Hormuz....
https://tinyurl.com/CTH-Article
The first page of that post has a link called "Poland is sending two escort ships" which is the link below.
https://tinyurl.com/two-ships
Sorry, one more link, this to let you know the status of Poland's Navy...
https://tinyurl.com/Poland-Navy
OK, so my problem is, what the fuck is going on? The CTH is usually a very reliable source of information, but I have tried numerous times to point out this obvious falsehood in the post, and neither the admins not the commentors will even acknowledge it...
So am I right, or am I insane?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 08:53 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Unkaren
Some of them could probably learn table manners and grooming habits from them, too.
Posted by: mikeski washes his salad comb at March 18, 2026 08:53 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Jonathan Lawson of Colonial Penn-Guin at March 18, 2026 08:53 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Unkaren
Then we might want to beat them less.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 08:57 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 08:58 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2026 08:58 PM (Cqx++)
Mother fucker shouldn't have made it out of the parking lot.'
I'm getting to have a real problem with judges.
But the Dread Faggot Roberts says that I'm the one that is the problem.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 18, 2026 08:59 PM (fd80v)
Practically or de facto a major plank in the party platform.
What would really invoke the ire of “progressives” would be that Mr. Chavez and his oft-repeated attacks on illegal aliens and migration.
In those days, Unions were staunch protectionist, acknowledging the plain fact that labor is subject to supply and demand the same as anything else.
Wages have been stagnant since 1974, which is truly remarkable. I remember an interview with AFL-CIO leader Dick Trumpka shortly before he died. He said he had absolutely no problem with millions of illegal aliens in the labor pool.
You have to concede a grudging admiration for decades of hollowing out our institutions, the Long March. It is truly something to behold. Government, Churches, corporations, Academia, you name it.
None of this would have been remotely possible without a phony baloney “reserve currency” confetti-buck money laundering operation. The Fed Buck Cannon will thwart any legislation, popular sentiment, simply by paying off the right people. The AFL-CIO leaders were some of those people.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 18, 2026 08:59 PM (l+ype)
Posted by: SSBN 656
You aren't crazy. Are they helping out or not? Who is lying?
Poland not supporting US strikes on Iran, defence minister says
Poland will not send its troops to Iran, PM Tusk says
WARSAW, March 17 (Reuters) - Poland will not send troops to Iran as the conflict does not directly affect its security,
Tue, March 3, 2026 at 5:43 AM CST
Guess what motherfuckers? Nothing in Europe directly affects the US's security.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 08:59 PM (DaZ/o)
Posted by: TecumsehTea at March 18, 2026 08:59 PM (nz1sK)
Rocky Kanaka of "Sitting With Dogs" says the shelters are filled with purebreds. If you want a purebred, check the shelters first. German shepherds are everywhere, and of course poor pitties.
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 09:00 PM (1wjle)
The House of Representatives has just PASSED a bill requiring AUTOMATIC deportation of illegals who commit welfare fraud, 231-186
The fraud encompassed in this bill includes:
- Social Security fraud,
- SNAP (food assistance) fraud,
- Mail fraud,
- Conspiracy to defraud the U.S.,
- Theft or bribery involving federal funds,
- Identification document fraud,
- And other similar crimes involving government funds or public benefits.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 08:32 PM (if9yV)
Senate will say heck no this is too restrictive and racist
Posted by: Joemarine at March 18, 2026 09:00 PM (y171U)
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 09:01 PM (1wjle)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 09:01 PM (DaZ/o)
Posted by: ace
Rocky is awesome. I wish I could have a dog. Can't until I retire.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 09:02 PM (DaZ/o)
is it though?
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 09:01 PM (1wjle)
Whelp. I'm starting to re-think that opinion....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:02 PM (dmDsy)
I have just spoken with the Emir of Qatar and President Trump following the strikes that hit gas production facilities in Iran and Qatar today.
It is in our common interest to implement, without delay, a moratorium on strikes targeting civilian infrastructure, particularly energy and water supply facilities. Civilian populations and their essential needs, as well as the security of energy supplies, must be protected from military escalation.
_strongly worded letter to follow
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:02 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 09:03 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2026 09:03 PM (n5tGW)
So am I right, or am I insane?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 08:53 PM (dmDsy)
They're Kool-Aid drinkers over there, kind of like what I imagine LGF to have been.
I posted some correct and helpful info to a post one time, re: gun control laws, and I got put in mod hell ever after for all future comments.
Buncha homos.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 09:03 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:04 PM (zZu0s)
1wile? I thought Ace was an Ewok, not a coyote.
Posted by: mikeski at March 18, 2026 09:04 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:04 PM (zZu0s)
The chick is the hottest of the Star Trek chicks though.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
I don't recall the abortion angle. Overpopulation, sure. That was obvious. It was fiction, just like Ehrlich's tripe. Still love ST:TOS.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 09:05 PM (s1NDj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)
is it though?
Posted by: ace at March 18, 2026 09:01 PM (1wjle)
Whelp. I'm starting to re-think that opinion....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:02 PM (dmDsy)
I mean, I know it sounds gay, but I really feel a sense of betrayal.... Such an obvious lie... why not just spit in my fucking face?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:06 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
Better to keep your mouth shut than admit you aren't going to help a NATO ally "because it doesn't affect" your security.
We could have skipped WWI & the European theater of WWII because it didn't affect our security.
At the very least, send a five man unit to train on drones in real time.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 09:06 PM (DaZ/o)
Pretty neat, but he put it in the wrong side of the recycling container. 2/10
Posted by: also, definitely DiMaggio at March 18, 2026 09:07 PM (VHUov)
Whatever that means.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 18, 2026 09:07 PM (n5tGW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)
Same. Check out www.newsnow.com and ancipient.com for some straight news.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 09:07 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:08 PM (zZu0s)
Whatever that means.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
Camel brigade.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 09:08 PM (DaZ/o)
Posted by: Behind In My Reading at March 18, 2026 09:08 PM (oftw2)
Camel brigade.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 09:08 PM (DaZ/o)
Gold plated camels.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone
Now that would be an entry I'd like to see in the Dakar Rally (now raced entirely in Saudi Arabia).
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 09:09 PM (s1NDj)
Daniel Foubert @Arrogance_0024
#Breaking: Poland sends its 2 aircraft carriers Paweł and Gaweł to the Gulf, being the first Europe
an country to positively answer Trump's request.
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No, Poland does not currently operate any aircraft carriers. The Polish Navy is primarily focused on smaller vessels and does not have the capability or need for aircraft carriers.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:09 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:09 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:05 PM (zZu0s)
Same. Check out www.newsnow.com and ancipient.com for some straight news.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 18, 2026 09:07 PM (dK+Kv)
Yeah, WeaselZippers went bananas at the end there... some fag booted me because I said something conservative... fuckin' nuts!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:10 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:11 PM (2GVsD)
Saudi Arabia now says they are going to respond militarily.
Whatever that means.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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Arrest Shia. Confiscate assets.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 18, 2026 09:11 PM (azNOR)
Whatever that means.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
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They have stuff but prefer that others do, you know, work.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:11 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 09:11 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:09 PM (if9yV)
LOL!
That's part of what I posted on CTH! And no one fucking cared!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:12 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Yes, they are obsolete just like the B-52.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:12 PM (if9yV)
I have just spoken with the Emir of Qatar and President Trump following the strikes that hit gas production facilities in Iran and Qatar today.
It is in our common interest to implement, without delay, a moratorium on strikes targeting civilian infrastructure, particularly energy and water supply facilities. Civilian populations and their essential needs, as well as the security of energy supplies, must be protected from military escalation.
_strongly worded letter to follow
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:02 PM (if9yV)
Fuck you, Macron! It's a pity Iran's missiles don't have the range to hit Fwance.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 09:13 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 09:13 PM (GD0B3)
This is the X Post...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 08:58 PM (dmDsy)
Community note: Poland does not own any aircraft carriers
Posted by: Methos at March 18, 2026 09:13 PM (vSvIl)
We could have skipped WWI & the European theater of WWII because it didn't affect our security.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 09:06 PM (DaZ/o)
PDJT said yesterday Germany is the worst, we have been supporting them and propping them up for 80 years.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 18, 2026 09:15 PM (y171U)
This is the X Post...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 08:58 PM (dmDsy)
Community note: Poland does not own any aircraft carriers
Posted by: Methos at March 18, 2026 09:13 PM (vSvIl)
Exactly! Now you see my... shock? disappointment? disillusionment? Many other words!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:16 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2026 09:16 PM (Q+gd/)
HMS Dragon should be passing south of Sardinia and approaching Malta by now. Unless the ship broke down.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:18 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:19 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:19 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Braenyard
The love shack will always be a little old place where we can get together.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 18, 2026 09:21 PM (KAi1n)
PDJT said yesterday Germany is the worst, we have been supporting them and propping them up for 80 years.
Posted by: Joemarine
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Oh, it was so grand, when they elected an East-German as chancellor, wasn't it?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:21 PM (if9yV)
Emmanuel Macron@EmmanuelMacron . 1h
I have just spoken with the Emir of Qatar and President Trump following the strikes that hit gas production facilities in Iran and Qatar today.
It is in our common interest to implement, without delay, a moratorium on strikes targeting civilian infrastructure, particularly energy and water supply facilities. Civilian populations and their essential needs, as well as the security of energy supplies, must be protected from military escalation.
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The US has been avoiding these targets. Iran hasn't. So from France, no ships, no planes, just a simpering proposal for a moratorium that the disconnected remnants of Iraqi chain of command will ignore. Macron should have stayed home and shut the doors and windows. Maybe his wife was beating on him again and he ran out to play at diplomacy to get away.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 18, 2026 09:21 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Case at March 18, 2026 09:21 PM (pvf3X)
Pull our troops out.
Expel the UN from the US
Go back to the drawing board and figure out, according to our national priorities, what we should reinstate.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 09:21 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 09:05 PM (s1NDj)
Kirk basically offered them all the ' birth control' methods available and they refused. Since they were the 'bad' guys their explanation why was supposed to be negative to the viewer. Kirk was the one giving the 'logical' and 'right' opinion.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 09:22 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:18 PM (2GVsD)
Speaking of Malta, why do so few soda fountains offer Malted Milks anymore?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 09:22 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:22 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: davidt at March 18, 2026 09:16 PM (Q+gd/
Nope. Iran government has about a week of life left.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 09:24 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: davidt
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Except there's no other nation capable of fighting it.
Although, we should pull our nukes out of England
and do something about Pakistan.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:24 PM (if9yV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:25 PM (if9yV)
More soap in the solution? More soak time? I need the Heloise for dog butt bathing.
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 18, 2026 09:25 PM (KiBMU)
Posted by: Methos at March 18, 2026 09:25 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:25 PM (2GVsD)
In his own way, as bad as the keening death harpy of canada.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:26 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 18, 2026 09:25 PM (if9yV)
Such a war could cause dozens of dollars of damage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 09:27 PM (8zz6B)
Thanks but really I'm fine.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 09:27 PM (viF8m)
Pull our troops out.
Expel the UN from the US
Go back to the drawing board and figure out, according to our national priorities, what we should reinstate.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 09:21 PM (A5RD0)
Your cut of jib?
I like it.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:28 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 18, 2026 09:25 PM (KiBMU)
Hair trimmer?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 09:28 PM (8zz6B)
Thanks but really I'm fine.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 18, 2026 09:27 PM (viF8m)
Marijuana, what can't it do?
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sorry Man, I HAD To! at March 18, 2026 09:29 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 18, 2026 09:29 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 18, 2026 09:29 PM (9U0Wy)
Posted by: SSBN 656
I am going to guess that 'X' posts can be edited because the two carriers are fake as shit... guessing that the post was changed because it is ludicrous. And the ship names are a famous old Polish pre-WWII movie... famous for Poland anyway.
Like "Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum". IOW, Sundance got punked.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 09:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
In small towns. There is, or used to be until recently in Beasley's Jewelers in old downtown Lewisville, Texas where everyone got their class rings for 80 years.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 09:34 PM (DaZ/o)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 09:33 PM (/lPRQ)
That seems to happen a lot.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 18, 2026 09:34 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 18, 2026 09:25 PM (KiBMU)
Hair trimmer?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Exactly.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 09:35 PM (DaZ/o)
Posted by: M. Gaga
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Run her on 'Delicates' and make sure to use the lowest spin speed.
Posted by: AoS Vet Desk at March 18, 2026 09:35 PM (8AONa)
Like "Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum". IOW, Sundance got punked.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 09:33 PM (/lPRQ)
Agreed! And yet, no acknowledgement of that fact from either SD, the admins, or the commenters!
Almost like the whole place was some kind of Twilight Zone Potemkin Village....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:36 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 18, 2026 09:37 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 18, 2026 09:37 PM (2NHgQ)
Do all the boys wear crew cuts and striped shirts and go down to the creek after school to catch frogs?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:38 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 09:38 PM (GD0B3)
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You should give her a "sanitary trim" and keep the area trimmed from here on to prevent future issues.
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 18, 2026 09:39 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:39 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:39 PM (2GVsD)
In his own way, as bad as the keening death harpy of canada.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:26 PM (zZu0s)
I went to lunch with Kate Pierson and Schnieder as a friend of a friend of a friend ( I was an assistant tennis pro, friend was the head pro. Friend of head pro was Pierson's chiropractor) . And Schnieder definitely wanted to choke on my friend's dick.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 09:40 PM (oob1u)
Posted by: davidt
Eventually. Our current crop of leaders around the world may not be as inbred as the European royals of the late 19th/early 20th Century, but they are as short sighted and arrogant.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 18, 2026 09:40 PM (s1NDj)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:40 PM (zZu0s)
More soap in the solution? More soak time? I need the Heloise for dog butt bathing.
Posted by: M. Gaga
Shave ass.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 18, 2026 09:40 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 09:41 PM (2GVsD)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 18, 2026 09:37 PM (2NHgQ)
Heh!
When we moved from Long Island up to Western NY, my brother and I went to one of those in a Woolworths. We asked for a soda, because that's what a coke was, to us, anyway... The guy brings back this monster ice cream float and says "That'll be 3 dollars" (or so)
We ran away, didn't have that kind of money!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 09:41 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 18, 2026 09:41 PM (2NHgQ)
Posted by: M. Gaga at March 18, 2026
Will she let you clip them with small scissors? And going forward, maybe do a sanitary clip on her to avoid it all together? We do this with Saijo monthly - well, his groomer does. He gets the male version so he stays clean everywhere. 😉
Posted by: Piper at March 18, 2026 09:41 PM (Dd38x)
Posted by: runner at March 18, 2026 09:42 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 18, 2026 09:42 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher
>Everybody is being punked all of the time.
I should look into a startup called PunkedAI. A full service solution. Better than Hollywood.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 09:43 PM (M9gjJ)
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