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Illegal Alien 19-Year-Old High School Student Keeps Groping Girls As Young as Thirteen, Between the Legs "Front to Back";
Fairfax County School District Has Covered It Up a Year and Won't Expel Him

This 19 year old high school student -- anyone want to take the under on that alleged age? Because I'll take the over -- is a junior.

I'll give you a second to recover from your shock at learning that.

Matt Whitlock
@MattWhitlock

Absolutely radicalizing story.

A 19-year-old illegal enrolled as a junior at Fairfax High has been sexually assaulting students as young as 13 ALL YEAR. Fairfax covered it up despite 12 reports from girls.

Fairfax want to release him AND they won't allow him to be deported.

They just want to "breathe" and live freely and rape your pre-teen daughters. Is that so wrong?



Nick Minock
@NickMinock

🚨New: Fairfax County parents tell me their girls were groped in between their legs front to back during school by an adult male student who happens to be an illegal immigrant and that this has been happening the entire school year.

Parents are livid at Fairfax County Public Schools.

Today, Steve Descano's prosecutor Jenna Sands agreed to release the suspect from jail. The judge said no.

ICE lodged a detainer. ICE says Fairfax County Sheriff Stacey Kincaid isn't honoring their detainer.

Descano is the Soros prosecutor who routinely drops all charges on dangerous violent criminals, especially if they're from a Protected Race.

Here's some of his recent work:

blockquote class="twitter-tweet">

🚨New: Fairfax County parents tell me their girls were groped in between their legs front to back during school by an adult male student who happens to be an illegal immigrant and that this has been happening the entire school year.

Parents are livid at Fairfax County Public… pic.twitter.com/NNBNmZRnrR

— Nick Minock (@NickMinock) March 13, 2026

But now back to the newest illegal alien monster he's refusing to charge and refusing to render over to ICE:

They just keep covering it up like neighboring Loudoun school district covered up the transgender rapist. Their Protected Rapists have carte blanche to rape your children.

More:

An adult Fairfax High School student has been charged with nine counts of assault and battery amid accusations that he was groping girls in the halls during school.

7News Reporter Nick Minock was the first to break this story and spoke exclusively with the victims' parents.

"There's a group of about 12 individuals that have reported this assault," one mother told 7News. "It was all perpetrated by a single individual who is a stranger to the girls. He just sneakily walked up behind them and put his hand in between their legs. It was not just a butt smack or a butt grab. It was a groping of a private area. It had been occurring for several months."

Israel Flores Ortiz is almost 19 years old, and he's in the 11th grade at Fairfax High School.


On Friday, Judge Dipti Pidikiti-Smith denied Ortiz's request to be released from jail, even after Fairfax County Commonwealth's Attorney Steve Descano's office agreed to Ortiz's bail request. The judge said the proposed bail request didn't properly protect the public.

About a dozen girls have come forward to report that Ortiz put his hands in between their legs, grabbed their private parts in the front, and moved his hands to their butts while in the school's hallways.

"What do you think about your experience so far with the school system handling this situation?" Minock asked two of the mothers, who agreed to speak on camera.

"Abysmal, abysmal," one mother told 7News. "I think from the very beginning, Fairfax County has attempted to diminish what happened to these girls."

Parents of several of the girls tell 7News they are furious with Fairfax County Public Schools.

"They have attempted to sweep it under the rug," one mother said, "They sent out a letter last night."

"After we demanded it, multiple parents demanded that there be a letter before we got it," one of the mothers exclaimed.

"But it was a completely sanitized letter," the first mother continued.

This being Fairfax, Virginia, where illegal alien savages are not only permitted but encouraged to rape American citizens, the girls who reported this monster are now being bullied by the children of leftwing Kamala voting parents.

The parents told 7News FCPS' description of what happened has caused bullying.

"The girls have experienced harassment and bullying from peers at school, including people that they once thought were their friends, and the letter that they sent out, referencing it only as buttocks touching, just adds fuel to rumors that they were just attention seeking," one mother told 7News.

...

7News asked FCPS if they will allow Ortiz to come back to school, and why FCPS didn't address his alleged behavior sooner if it was happening all school year?

...

7News has also now learned Ortiz is an illegal immigrant from El Salvador who crossed the southern border in 2024 and was released under federal government policy at that time.

Immediately after his arrest last week, ICE issued a detainer for Ortiz in order to deport him, but ICE told Nick that the Fairfax County Sheriff is not honoring that detainer.

"Unfortunately, sanctuary politicians like Gov. (Abigail) Spanberger are outlawing cooperation with ICE and choosing to RELEASE criminal illegal aliens from their jails back onto their communities to create more American victims," an ICE spokesperson told 7News. "We are calling on Fairfax County to honor our detainer to ensure this violent criminal is removed from our country so he can never claim another victim again."


Even if Ortiz is convicted, he likely wouldn't spend much time behind bars.

That's because the Soros prosecutor refuses to charge this as sexual battery -- only simple battery (and only because his preferred strategy of just letting this monster continue to grab 13 year old girls by the genitals caused too much heat).


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:51 PM




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1 foist

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 17, 2026 02:50 PM (CWTWj)

2 SOOOO glad we moved away from Fairfax County.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 17, 2026 02:51 PM (zjgNU)

3 i noodled

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 17, 2026 02:51 PM (CWTWj)

4 It's what NOVA wants.

They keep voting for it.

Why the outrage?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:52 PM (p7EWr)

5 It's weird to see your own county being excoriated on AOSHQ, but they've worked very hard for the honor.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 02:53 PM (Riz8t)

6 Illegal Alien 19-Year-Old High School Student Keeps Groping Girls As Young as Thirteen, Between the Legs "Front to Back";
Fairfax County School District Has Covered It Up a Year and Won't Expel Him



Used to be, an out of state uncle would have ended him by now.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 02:53 PM (IBXdg)

7 Northern VA should become it's own state. Call it Goobermint Land.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2026 02:53 PM (abIsI)

8 5 It's weird to see your own county being excoriated on AOSHQ, but they've worked very hard for the honor.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 02:53 PM (Riz8t)

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Stop voting for it, Archimedes!

We know you vote for it!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:53 PM (p7EWr)

9 Deport him, and save his life. Plenty of angry parents out there to worry about.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 02:53 PM (BSMtl)

10 Fairfax want to release him AND they won't allow him to be deported.

We...didn't think that was an option...

Did we miss something?

Posted by: Founding Fathers and Constitution Supremecy Clause at March 17, 2026 02:53 PM (JCZqz)

11 Stop voting for it, Archimedes!
We know you vote for it!


Oh no! They're on to me!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 02:54 PM (Riz8t)

12 11 Stop voting for it, Archimedes!
We know you vote for it!

Oh no! They're on to me!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 02:54 PM (Riz8t)

======

It's that screw of yours.

It just screws with your head.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 02:54 PM (p7EWr)

13 i keep reading that other countries prosecute pedos, why don't we? of course they mean trump, not this guy

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 17, 2026 02:54 PM (CWTWj)

14 If I was one of those girls' parents, EVERYONE involved-school officials, DA, the alien, and these cunt parents-would need to move to Nebraska under fake names. They would live every day of their miserable lives in mortal fear.

Posted by: UGAdawg at March 17, 2026 02:54 PM (4MsaP)

15 How can you not be filled with pure, unadulterated rage upon reading this?

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 17, 2026 02:54 PM (wtvvX)

16 This will continue happening until prosecutors and other officials start paying a price. A personal price.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 17, 2026 02:55 PM (3aeIr)

17 Fairfax want to release him AND they won't allow him to be deported.

We...didn't think that was an option...

Did we miss something?


Not only is the federal government ready to swoop in, the rest of VA wants to kick NoVa's ass as well.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 02:55 PM (Riz8t)

18 Isn't Fairfax where it came out a tranny had raped a girl and then they arrested the girl's father when he complained about it?

Oh and the left's argument at the time was since the girl had gone to the girl's bathroom she was asking for the tranny to rape her...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 02:55 PM (sKqQm)

19 Virginia needs a revolution it seems.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 02:55 PM (2GVsD)

20 While that last Meme was a joke...

Like all jokes, it's funny because it's true.

Make people angry enough and the illegal problem will get solved in a MUCH less humane way.

And giving them impunity to go after people's daughters is a really great way. (If the men aren't neutered like in England.)

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 17, 2026 02:55 PM (zjgNU)

21 That's very Swedish of the school board.

Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 02:55 PM (Sco7b)

22 In a just world, that hand would be nailed to a post in the school quad.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (5a4tQ)

23 Virginia needs a revolution it seems.

Not all of it, but some of it for sure. Unfortunately, I live in that part.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (Riz8t)

24 Cesar Chavez is getting posthumously cancelled:

A wave of events honoring Cesar Chavez have been pulled amid “troubling allegations” made against the civil rights leader.

The United Farm Workers union said in a statement on Tuesday it will halt celebrations after learning of “profoundly shocking” allegations against one of the union’s Chicano founders.

The union pointed out claims have been made that Chavez “behaved in ways that are incompatible with our organization’s values.

“Some of the reports are family issues, and not our story to tell or our place to comment on,” it read. “Far more troubling are allegations involving abuse of young women or minors.”

Those allegations include that “very young women or girls may have been victimized,” by its founder.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (CNl8/)

25 Thankfully, he knows to go front to back and not back to front. Otherwise UTI city.

Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (uQzkA)

26 The Left wants as many damaged girls as possible. Easier to recruit.

Posted by: Hal Dall MD at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (7QruM)

27 Sure, release Ortiz.

After you cut his nuts off and stuff them down Spamburlgar's gullet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (2GVsD)

28 Cease all immigration for the next 20 years.

We don't have to live like this.

Posted by: Cold Turkey at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (/1l9x)

29 And who did these parents vote for for Governor? Maybe Attorney General?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (zZu0s)

30 Horny bastard , Bailiff! Wack his pee pee!

Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (pvf3X)

31 All he needs to do is identify as a woman and he'll be set.

Posted by: He'll have fun in girls' juvie at March 17, 2026 02:57 PM (TbWk/)

32 They keep calling Trump a pedophile but can't even tell you why being a pedophile is bad.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 02:57 PM (+wInS)

33 Was That Wrong? Should I Not Have Done That?
-25 yo high school student

Nope. All good, keep doing what you are doing.
- Soros 'prosecutor'

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 02:57 PM (Dv3i1)

34 We yakk about foreign countries but some of our states are worse. Which one is OUR WORST SHITHOLE?

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 02:57 PM (pDt9x)

35 Sucks for the kids, but this is what their parents voted for over and over and over again.
I hate this world. I hate that this happens. I hate that Democrats are so stupid that "that thing" keeps happening and "they don't know why".
I don't blame the kids.
I absolutely blame the parents.
And the predator. That one should be {redacted} into a {redacted}.

Posted by: An Ordinary Citizen at March 17, 2026 02:57 PM (OLWPs)

36 At least one of those dads has to have a little bit of John Wick in him.

Posted by: Michael Corleone at March 17, 2026 02:58 PM (oob1u)

37 Remember when an adult groping children was something we could agree was BAD?

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 17, 2026 02:58 PM (L6dcX)

38 If you think only ancient peoples sacrificed their children to idols the left is demonstrating that it is once again fashionable.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 17, 2026 02:58 PM (pohLc)

39 If John Wayne Gacy had groped and murdered MAGA children, the Left would erect statues.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 02:59 PM (2GVsD)

40 So soon after Gary Plauche day?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 17, 2026 02:59 PM (5a4tQ)

41 It all started with Roman Polanski.

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 02:59 PM (pDt9x)

42 They just know pedophile carries a lot of emotional weight with other people. That's how sick the Left is.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 02:59 PM (+wInS)

43 “Deported” should be an euphemism at this point.

Posted by: Unkaren at March 17, 2026 02:59 PM (OTOad)

44 None of this stops until someone is willing to supply enough force to stop it.

Trump's approach to Venezuela and Iran are the way.

Posted by: Methos at March 17, 2026 02:59 PM (vSvIl)

45 Descano is supposed to be an arrogant pos. Soros funded scumbag. I would not be surprised to see an angry parent do him harm

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 03:00 PM (YsPj+)

46 Damn “ a euphemism”!

Posted by: Unkaren at March 17, 2026 03:00 PM (OTOad)

47 24 Cesar Chavez is getting posthumously cancelled:

Posted by: Mark1971
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The wrath of grapes.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 17, 2026 03:00 PM (5a4tQ)

48 32 They keep calling Trump a pedophile but can't even tell you why being a pedophile is bad.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 02:57 PM (+wInS)

=====

I thought love was love.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:00 PM (p7EWr)

49 If John Wayne Gacy had groped and murdered MAGA children, the Left would erect statues.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 02:59 PM (2GVsD)

All he would need to be is for abortion and open borders and it wouldn't matter who he killed.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:00 PM (+wInS)

50 Why anyone would send their child to a Fairfax county school is beyond me.

Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2026 03:00 PM (OoFl2)

51 Sucks for the kids, but this is what their parents voted for over and over and over again.
I hate this world. I hate that this happens. I hate that Democrats are so stupid that "that thing" keeps happening and "they don't know why".
I don't blame the kids.
I absolutely blame the parents.
And the predator. That one should be {redacted} into a {redacted}.
Posted by: An Ordinary Citizen


But I'M the bad guy for having solutions.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 03:01 PM (IBXdg)

52 Where are the stronk girl bosses?

Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 03:01 PM (uQzkA)

53 >>Cesar Chavez is getting posthumously cancelled:


---------------

IIRC he was against illegal immigration. Wonder if that has anything to do with it.

Posted by: Bigsmith at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (1Au9i)

54 Fairfax High is 70% minority. Whites are only about 30-35%. Hispanic is about 30%.

I strongly suspect that this was brown-on-brown sexual assault, which ranks so low down the list of Leftwing Priorities it might as well be legal.

Nobody cares about hispanics illegals sexually assaulting other hispanics.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (iFTx/)

55 52 Where are the stronk girl bosses?
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 03:01 PM (uQzkA)

This is the best comment so far.

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (pDt9x)

56 Well they're protecting someone, just not anyone who matters.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (RIvkX)

57 52 Where are the stronk girl bosses?
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 03:01 PM (uQzkA)

Fighting the patriarchy and the oppression of not-hot guys trying to talk to them.

Posted by: And making enraged TikToks about it at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (TbWk/)

58 I thought love was love.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:00 PM


Soon.

Posted by: Pride Month at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (0sNs1)

59 If we stop illegals from raping girls, then Trump and the Christians will have won.

Posted by: Virginia Democrats at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (zG4BR)

60 52 Where are the stronk girl bosses?

Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 03:01 PM (uQzkA)

======

"Men need to step up and defend women in public spaces."
-chick who wanted Daniel Penny to burn

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (p7EWr)

61 Where are the stronk girl bosses?

On the movie screen.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:03 PM (2GVsD)

62 Parents are livid at Fairfax County Public Schools.

Until someone is given the unadmired healthcare CEO treatment, this will continue. That's where it's at.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 17, 2026 03:03 PM (y+qgR)

63 52 Where are the stronk girl bosses?
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 03

What does this even mean, exactly?

Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2026 03:03 PM (OoFl2)

64 IIRC he was against illegal immigration. Wonder if that has anything to do with it.

Posted by: Bigsmith at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (1Au9i)

He was, but I think he eventually caved on that issue.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 17, 2026 03:03 PM (CNl8/)

65 Liberals tell street interviewer they have more in common with Islamic terrorists than Trump voters 🥴

https://is.gd/YTnrEB

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 03:03 PM (ndZc7)

66 So, under Aiding and abetting, everyone involved could be charged... and add in criminal conspiracy... and Obstruction of Justice.

We already have the laws on the books to stop this shit... yet for some reason, the DOJ won't pull the trigger.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 03:03 PM (mP0Kj)

67 35 sums it all up pretty well.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 03:04 PM (MIIRH)

68 ABC 7 News: Illegal immigrant student accused of groping girls in Fairfax High School. Don't shoot the messenger!

Any GOPer objecting to the groping is instantly invalidated because they haven't called for the impeachment of the groper in chief, who has literally bragged about doing so.

These are the undocumented people who should be deported, no real controversy here. placing his illegal immigrant status at the forefront of the title, rather than focusing on his actions, makes this overtly political.

How's the weather in Russia? You don’t even live in the east coast and you’re trying to create dissent here. No one is okay with assault, but that also doesn’t give credence to your anti-immigrant propaganda.

Meanwhile all the white guys that groped us at ‘Fairfax County High School’ are now in high paying government jobs.

MAGA doesn't care about girls at all, no one is fooled by this selective outrage. I went to this school and if the girls needed protection from anything it’s the white boys that go here by a mile.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 03:04 PM (JCZqz)

69 Number of women who have been up front and center in pushing back against - all of this? I can ame one prominent woman. Probably more, but none come to mind.

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:04 PM (pDt9x)

70 Why literally every single parent isn't homeschooling their kid - if they have even the remotest capability to do so - is totally beyond me. The state is given over irretrievably to unimaginably indecent horrors. Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Sloucho at March 17, 2026 03:04 PM (B9ht/)

71 Thankfully, he knows to go front to back and not back to front. Otherwise UTI city.
Posted by: NCKate at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (uQzkA)

*misses pitch sailing across plate*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:05 PM (zZu0s)

72 But I'M the bad guy for having solutions.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 03:01 PM


As The Horde's chemists often will say, it's better to be part of the solution than part of the precipitate.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 03:05 PM (0sNs1)

73 Soros prosecutors and women sheriffs.
Perfect alignment of maladministration.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 17, 2026 03:05 PM (jbnUc)

74 I would wish Ortiz on those Reddit posters but they would probably think they deserve it for being white.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:05 PM (2GVsD)

75 I'm in the "some relative of one of the girls needs to take care of this problem" camp. *

*Be sure to use enough weight and put holes in the bags so the gases don't allow him to rise.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 03:05 PM (aZm/F)

76 59 If we stop illegals from raping girls, then Trump and the Christians will have won.

Posted by: Virginia Democrats at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (zG4BR)

perilously accurate!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 03:05 PM (MIIRH)

77 Pay an inmate to break all of his fingers.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 17, 2026 03:06 PM (qZdIZ)

78 Remember reddit is a sewer of the internet. Whackadoos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

79 Unless they changed the charging document, he's being charged with assault and battery, not SEXUAL assault.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 03:06 PM (Y1sOo)

80 Cedar Paws definitely votes Deimoscrat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (2GVsD)

81 You want to know how you get Vigilantes?

/points at the story...

Posted by: Paul Kersy at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (mP0Kj)

82 68 Meanwhile all the white guys that groped us at ‘Fairfax County High School’ are now in high paying government jobs.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 03:04 PM (JCZqz)

=======

Are they saying that female, Democrat dominated administrations of schools are letting white guys off from accusations of groping?

Man, women Democrats sound awful.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (p7EWr)

83
If I was one of those girls' parents, EVERYONE involved-school officials, DA, the alien, and these cunt parents-would need to move to Nebraska under fake names. They would live every day of their miserable lives in mortal fear.
Posted by: UGAdawg

================

And then you would vote in a fresh bunch of Democrats.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (n7rxJ)

84 A

Posted by: CTHillary at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (Vpqw1)

85 The fathers of these girls need to take matters into their own hands.

Where tf are the DADS? AYFKM? I’m as disgusted with them as I am the perp.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (W2Pud)

86 Remember reddit is a sewer of the internet. Whackadoos.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:06 PM


This.

Posted by: 4chan at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (0sNs1)

87 78 Remember reddit is a sewer of the internet. Whackadoos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

======

Remember, Reddit is a real place.

It's called Canada.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (p7EWr)

88 At some point, don't parents/relatives/friends have to start administering justice? This is intolerable.

Posted by: Bleep at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (gwQdS)

89 The stronk girl boss in Virginia is in the governors office. And she ain't doing shit about it

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (YsPj+)

90 The USS Gerald R. Ford is out of the fight for a bit. It's departing the Red Sea for Souda Bay for repairs after the recent onboard fire.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (Y1sOo)

91 2 SOOOO glad we moved away from Fairfax County.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 17, 2026 02:51 PM (zjgNU)

AMEN!!!

Posted by: moki at March 17, 2026 03:08 PM (wLjpr)

92 Why stop at breaking Ortiz's fingers?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:08 PM (2GVsD)

93 4.
‘ They keep voting for it.

Why the outrage?’

IDGAF whether they voted for it or not. It shouldn’t be happening. If they voted for this then voting isn’t for them.
I have no moral qualms about taking their choices away.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 17, 2026 03:08 PM (jbnUc)

94 85 The fathers of these girls need to take matters into their own hands.

Where tf are the DADS? AYFKM? I’m as disgusted with them as I am the perp.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (W2Pud)

They are a bunch of Leftist geldings is what they are.

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:08 PM (pDt9x)

95 Descanos banned PD cooperation with ICE before Spanberger was elected. January PD arrested an illegal for attempted murder and possession of firearm. He was released within 24 hours and boogied back down to Reston and killed the man he'd threatened. Couple of weeks ago an illegal with long rap sheet stabbed a woman at Fairfax bus stop. IIRC he already had a deportation order back in 2020. Spanberger is trying to keep him away from ICE.

Posted by: Lirio100 at March 17, 2026 03:09 PM (ky7/T)

96 So on a different topic, I see my farcebook feed is full of clips from the Oscars. Apparently the big thing is NOT politics but wearing clothes that don't really actually cover anything.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 03:09 PM (sKqQm)

97 We yakk about foreign countries but some of our states are worse. Which one is OUR WORST SHITHOLE?

California. Never has a place been fucked up so bad by people who had so much in the palm of their hands.

Well, I'm goin' out west out on the coast
Where the California girls are really the most
Where they walk and I'll walk
They twist and I'll twist
They shimmy and I'll shimmy
They fly and I'll fly
Well, they're out there a-havin' fun
In that warm California sun...

Posted by: The Rivieras at March 17, 2026 03:09 PM (/1l9x)

98 Back when Soros was getting all those DAs put in place and judges installed, we all warned everyone what would happen. We told people this was going to be the result.

But its even worse than we feared. They were even crazier and more destructive than imaginable. Seriously if I wrote a post about this happening and the criminals being released dozens of times in 2010, you'd have all called me crazy. And you may have been right, but here we are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 03:09 PM (PYyV9)

99 My firm, my very firm belief, is that have passed the "peak illegal alien assaults" phase.

The turn speeding towards us next is either local parents "take care" of this horrendous shit as it occurs, or "our" government sides with these fucking perverts and goes full UK.

I am betting, all in, on the former.

And will never give in to the latter.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 03:09 PM (dmDsy)

100 At some point, don't parents/relatives/friends have to start administering justice? This is intolerable.
Posted by: Bleep at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (gwQdS)

I mean let's say some father's abscond with this guy.

Let's say they take him out to a forest and administer corporal punishment with baseball bats and crowbars.

Let's say they take the body for disposal to a pig farm in neighboring West Virginia.

Let's say they return home with a sense of satisfaction.

The end.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:10 PM (zZu0s)

101 The USS Gerald R. Ford is out of the fight for a bit. It's departing the Red Sea for Souda Bay for repairs after the recent onboard fire.

So the waste disposal system finally broke down? Too many idiots flushing wipes down the loo?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:10 PM (2GVsD)

102 Virginia teen in ICE crosshairs

Posted by: Suetonius at March 17, 2026 03:10 PM (aqpzL)

103 The new trailer for Dune 3 is out. All you Zendaya and Anya haters can suck it!

https://youtu.be/Sr0z7s9g_iY

Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 03:10 PM (Riz8t)

104 79 Unless they changed the charging document, he's being charged with assault and battery, not SEXUAL assault.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 03:06 PM (Y1sOo)

Because if they charge with Sexual Assault, as he is 19 and they are like 16? it becomes Sexual Assault on a Minor... which weirdly enough it does not look like there is any differentiation in Virginia law unless they are under 13... but would make it harder for the MSM to ignore.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 03:10 PM (mP0Kj)

105 "Men need to step up and defend women in public spaces."
-chick who wanted Daniel Penny to burn
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:02 PM (p7EWr)

We tried "stepping up." For our troubles we got ridiculed, exploited, emasculated, demeaned, divorced, cast aside, our fortunes and property stripped from us, our children taken away and alienated, our futures wasted, our spirits destroyed, and our bodies imprisoned - and all the while mocked for all these things happening to us. So fuck it, men are done. Help yourselves from here on out.

Posted by: Done with getting kicked in the balls for doing right at March 17, 2026 03:11 PM (TbWk/)

106 The USS Gerald R. Ford is out of the fight for a bit. It's departing the Red Sea for Souda Bay for repairs after the recent onboard fire.

So the waste disposal system finally broke down? Too many idiots flushing wipes down the loo?


I believe the fire was in the laundry.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 03:11 PM (Riz8t)

107 Front to back? Have I been doing this wrong?

Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 03:11 PM (UjdFS)

108 I look forward to the day Virginia is under martial law, occupied by elements of the West Virginia National Guard.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 17, 2026 03:11 PM (OUMaO)

109 65 Liberals tell street interviewer they have more in common with Islamic terrorists than Trump voters 🥴

https://is.gd/YTnrEB

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 03:03 PM (ndZc7)

So they are finally admitting they are dogshit?

Posted by: moki at March 17, 2026 03:12 PM (wLjpr)

110 Meanwhile all the white guys that groped us at ‘Fairfax County High School’ are now in high paying government jobs.


I suspect one part of the feminist anger at men in general is that feminist men are in fact scum.

Since they don't spend time around normal men the assumption is that they are in fact worse then the Clintons and Weinsteins...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 03:12 PM (sKqQm)

111 >>A wave of events honoring Cesar Chavez have been pulled amid “troubling allegations” made against the civil rights leader.


Chavez was not a hero.

He happened to dislike wetbacks. That is all.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 03:12 PM (erF49)

112 103 The new trailer for Dune 3 is out. All you Zendaya and Anya haters can suck it!

https://youtu.be/Sr0z7s9g_iY

Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 03:10 PM (Riz8t)

=======

It's weird. Chani's first appearance in the trailer is her loving the fact that she's having Paul's baby.

And at the end of the second film, she left in a huff because Paul wasn't being true to her.

The change to Chani is the only change that really bugs me in Villeneuve's adaptation, but I also know that he did it with a mind towards this third entry, though, you know, Chani never hated what Paul became in the sequel books.

Loved the radicalization of Jessica, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:12 PM (p7EWr)

113 Let's say they take the body for disposal to a pig farm in neighboring West Virginia.

Swinjin! Cock-SUCKAH!

Posted by: Mr. Wu at March 17, 2026 03:12 PM (TbWk/)

114
Parents are livid at Fairfax County Public Schools.

=================

This isn't the Democrat party I voted for. I voted for the one with the condos and the private rooms.

Posted by: Private Winemom at March 17, 2026 03:12 PM (n7rxJ)

115 Wait...Dune 3? Is it the second book or is there part of the first book I just don't remember?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

116 105 We tried "stepping up." For our troubles we got ridiculed, exploited, emasculated, demeaned, divorced, cast aside, our fortunes and property stripped from us, our children taken away and alienated, our futures wasted, our spirits destroyed, and our bodies imprisoned - and all the while mocked for all these things happening to us. So fuck it, men are done. Help yourselves from here on out.

Posted by: Done with getting kicked in the balls for doing right at March 17, 2026 03:11 PM (TbWk/)

=======

Chivalry was a code of conduct for both sexes, not just men.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:13 PM (p7EWr)

117 109
So they are finally admitting they are dogshit?
Posted by: moki at March 17, 2026 03:12 PM (wLjpr)

My dog just objected to that comparison.

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:13 PM (pDt9x)

118 I believe the fire was in the laundry.

too much starch in the Admiral's pants?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:13 PM (2GVsD)

119 Meanwhile all the white guys that groped us at ‘Fairfax County High School’ are now in high paying government jobs.

I'm a white guy graduate of McLean HS, in Fairfax Co., and I'm here to say that you are full of it, and were never groped.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 03:13 PM (Riz8t)

120 115 Wait...Dune 3? Is it the second book or is there part of the first book I just don't remember?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 03:13 PM (sKqQm)

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Adaptation of Dune Messiah.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:13 PM (p7EWr)

121 82 68 Meanwhile all the white guys that groped us at ‘Fairfax County High School’ are now in high paying government jobs.
___

Maybe one of Christy Blasey Ford's beach friends is posting on Reddit.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 03:14 PM (Dv3i1)

122 >>>Descano is the Soros prosecutor who routinely drops all charges on dangerous violent criminals, especially if they're from a Protected Race.

These stupid mofos are going to get people killed by parents who've had enough someday.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 17, 2026 03:14 PM (mYP08)

123 It's weird. Chani's first appearance in the trailer is her loving the fact that she's having Paul's baby

Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin'
How much you love me
Havin' my baby
What a lovely way of sayin'
What you're thinkin' of me
I can see it, face is glowin'
I can see in your eyes
I'm happy you know it

Posted by: Paul A. at March 17, 2026 03:14 PM (0sNs1)

124 "Where tf are the DADS? AYFKM? I’m as disgusted with them as I am the perp. "

seriously? assuming they wanted to (demonrat voters, so big leap right there) they know perfectly well that if they did anything, they would be disowned by their wives and children and would be in court as paupers with a pd who can't speak english. let's not pretend we don't know how that deck is stacked.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM (MIIRH)

125 Herbert wrote what, a dozen “Dune” books, while sitting in a forest fire spotter’s nest?

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM (pDt9x)

126 So...

Dune 3, or child rape...

That are our choices at only comment number 112?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM (dmDsy)

127 I’d like to think that there’s a grandfather of one of these girls who’s coming to the end of his journey in this world who do what needs to be done.

Posted by: Cray Cray at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM (CVh/2)

128 This upcoming film, directed by Denis Villeneuve and set for release on December 18, 2026, is an adaptation of Frank Herbert's 1969 novel Dune Messiah, the direct sequel to the original Dune book. The first two movies (Dune in 2021 and Dune: Part Two in 2024) split the adaptation of the first novel across two films.
Early reports and speculation often called the third movie Dune Messiah (or Dune: Messiah) because that's the source material, and Villeneuve has described it as the conclusion to his trilogy focused on Paul Atreides' story. However, the studio (Warner Bros.) and official listings confirmed the title as Dune: Part Three in mid-2025, continuing the numbering pattern from Part Two rather than using the book's subtitle.
The plot will follow the events of Dune Messiah, set about 12 years after Part Two, with Paul (Timothée Chalamet) as Emperor Muad'Dib dealing with the consequences of his jihad, political conspiracies, and personal struggles—making it a darker, more introspective story than the previous entries.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM (Riz8t)

129
Dune 3, or child rape...

That are our choices at only comment number 112?


I also offered mostly nekkid Oscar THOTs.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 03:16 PM (sKqQm)

130 So...

Dune 3, or child rape...

That are our choices at only comment number 112?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM


Bulg may be along soon with the 'B' word.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 03:16 PM (0sNs1)

131 125 Herbert wrote what, a dozen “Dune” books, while sitting in a forest fire spotter’s nest?

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM (pDt9x)

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He wrote one.

He wrote the second one because everyone was thinking Paul was a hero instead of a monster. So, Dune Messiah makes it very clear that he's a monster. Equated explicitly to Hitler at one point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:16 PM (p7EWr)

132 Dune 3, or child rape...

That are our choices at only comment number 112?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM (dmDsy)


And yes, I'm not new here, it just seemed a little...soon. That's all.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 03:16 PM (dmDsy)

133 Is it possible for Virginia to fall apart under the weight of its own stupidity?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 17, 2026 03:16 PM (TtbzS)

134 Those allegations include that “very young women or girls may have been victimized,” by its founder.
Posted by: Mark1971 at March 17, 2026 02:56 PM (CNl8/)
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Uh, oh.

Posted by: Cesar Chavez Boulevard (nee Army Street) at March 17, 2026 03:16 PM (RIvkX)

135 Virginia sure has changed. Years ago if this happened, they wouldn’t find what was left of his beaten, burned body because it was buried deep in the woods.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 17, 2026 03:16 PM (+qfnT)

136 Remember reddit is a sewer of the internet. Whackadoos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

Hey!!

Posted by: AoSHQ at March 17, 2026 03:16 PM (+wInS)

137 Fairfax covered it up despite 12 reports from girls.

Only 12?! Mostly hands-free!

Posted by: Fairfax School Board at March 17, 2026 03:17 PM (zfkPG)

138 Is Timothée Chalamet still getting the opera fans mad?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:17 PM (2GVsD)

139 These fucksticks should be pilloried.

Bring back the old methods that bear no burden on the taxpayer. Gallows is an attractive alternative.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 03:18 PM (M9gjJ)

140 Villeneuve is a talented guy. But I found the first two installments to be pretty bland. I doubt I'll watch a third.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 17, 2026 03:18 PM (y+qgR)

141 Fairfax want to release him AND they won't allow him to be deported.

That's nice. I don't see how they have any say in the matter.

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2026 03:18 PM (gb3qv)

142 >Fairfax covered it up despite 12 reports from girls.


Can the feds sue for civil rights violations?

Posted by: mr tmz at March 17, 2026 03:18 PM (rJ48h)

143 Northern VA should become it's own state. Call it Goobermint Land.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 17, 2026 02:53 PM (abIsI)

Just expand DC. They didn't make it separate from the states for no reason.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 03:18 PM (8avO+)

144 More than time to take these kind of problems into our own hands. I personally would have kneecapped a MAN who groped my girl child.

Posted by: Pamazon at March 17, 2026 03:18 PM (b5MGU)

145 Is Timothée Chalamet still getting the opera fans mad?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:17 PM


Plie-s! Us, too!

Posted by: Ballet lovers at March 17, 2026 03:19 PM (0sNs1)

146 There is only one Dune movie, by Alan Smithee.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:19 PM (2GVsD)

147 They just want to "breathe" and live freely

He needs more air, you say?

Posted by: Drawing and Quartering at March 17, 2026 03:19 PM (gb3qv)

148 Is Timothée Chalamet still getting the opera fans mad?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:17 PM

Plie-s! Us, too!

Posted by: Ballet lovers


We're good.

Posted by: Strippers at March 17, 2026 03:19 PM (Riz8t)

149 Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you.
Dyslexia isn’t a weakness.
It’s your strength.

-
Pathological lying isn't a weakness. It's your strength.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 03:20 PM (ndZc7)

150 How are there no Puerto Rican girls there to stab this guy?

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 03:20 PM (erF49)

151 146 There is only one Dune movie, by Alan Smithee.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:19 PM (2GVsD)

=======

Squeezing the second half of the book into 20 minutes was...a mistake.

Ralph Bakshi adapting The Lord of the Rings mistake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:20 PM (p7EWr)

152 So the waste disposal system finally broke down? Too many idiots flushing wipes down the loo?

I believe the fire was in the laundry.

==

...and this damaged ops so much, Ford is leaving the theater!!11!

🤡🤡

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 03:20 PM (GD0B3)

153 I count 6 Dune books. Herbert wrote 50 books. Did not realize he was so prolific.

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:21 PM (pDt9x)

154 There is only one Dune movie, by Alan Smithee.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:19 PM


You know, despite being importuned multiple times, TMJ has so far not produced the Alan Smitheé retrospective.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 03:21 PM (0sNs1)

155 If someone is doing this to your child and they’re not permanently eating through a straw or on milk carton, take a good long look in the mirror.

And btw, nobody should have a chance to harass your sexually assaulted child. Because they’d be wondering if every single noise at night was someone going to say hello.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 03:21 PM (ul/50)

156 The change to Chani is the only change that really bugs me in Villeneuve's adaptation, but I also know that he did it with a mind towards this third entry, though, you know, Chani never hated what Paul became in the sequel books.

I strongly suspect the 3rd movie is going to REALLY do a lot of rewriting

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 03:21 PM (PYyV9)

157 Remember, Reddit is a real place.

It's called Canada.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (p7EWr)

Bellevue

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:21 PM (+wInS)

158 103 The new trailer for Dune 3 is out. All you Zendaya and Anya haters can suck it!
_____

Jessica: Your father never started a war.

UNLIKE TRUMP!!!
-Thousands of Lefty Viewers of the Trailer

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 03:21 PM (Dv3i1)

159 My ideal Dune is the actors and visual aesthetic of the Lynch movie, with the story and pace of the miniseries.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 03:22 PM (PYyV9)

160 Only liberal parents care about someone’s feeling or being kicked out of their tribe if a person assaults their child.

Every last one of them are cowards.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 03:22 PM (ul/50)

161 156 The change to Chani is the only change that really bugs me in Villeneuve's adaptation, but I also know that he did it with a mind towards this third entry, though, you know, Chani never hated what Paul became in the sequel books.

I strongly suspect the 3rd movie is going to REALLY do a lot of rewriting

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 03:21 PM (PYyV9)

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Probably.

But Spaights and Villeneuve have, I think, a finger on the pulse of Herbert's central thesis in his novels.

Which, I think, is all that really matters.

I'm still really hoping we get to God Emperor so I can see WB spend $200 million on a giant CGI man-worm hybrid talking political economy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:22 PM (p7EWr)

162 It all ends in giant sentient sandworms and Duncan Idaho orgies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

163 Someone might want to tell Ace,

Hilarious AI video up on X

il Donaldo Trumpo
@PapiTrumpo


Takes about 1:23 to watch. Motaba Khameini, Anderson Cooper, and Peter Bootyjuice all in one.

Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 03:23 PM (E4rtv)

164 seriously? assuming they wanted to (demonrat voters, so big leap right there) they know perfectly well that if they did anything, they would be disowned by their wives and children and would be in court as paupers with a pd who can't speak english. let's not pretend we don't know how that deck is stacked.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 03:15 PM (MIIRH)

Not to mention the 25 to life sentences hanging over their heads.

Posted by: Let's you and him fight at March 17, 2026 03:23 PM (TbWk/)

165 Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you.
Dyslexia isn’t a weakness.
It’s your strength.

-
Pathological lying isn't a weakness. It's your strength.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 03:20 PM (ndZc7)

If dyslexia is such a strength, why did Newsom take the time to unscramble the letters in his post?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 17, 2026 03:23 PM (8avO+)

166 I count 6 Dune books. Herbert wrote 50 books. Did not realize he was so prolific.

Posted by: tubal


Better to ignore the ones his son shat out supposedly using his notes. Everything after Chapterhouse is garbage.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 17, 2026 03:23 PM (OUMaO)

167 Ralph Bakshi adapting The Lord of the Rings mistake.

Ralph Bakshi ran out of money so yes it ended very abruptly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:23 PM (2GVsD)

168 Bulg may be along soon with the 'B' word.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I believe bulg may be in the middle of a one week time out.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 17, 2026 03:23 PM (sl73Y)

169 I quit reading and caring with God Emperor

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:24 PM (2GVsD)

170 162 It all ends in giant sentient sandworms and Duncan Idaho orgies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:22 PM (zZu0s)

======

Actually....

Duncan Idaho becomes another Kwisatz Haderach and defeats the long in hiding robot mind that launched the Butlurian Jihad. He also defeats an evil clone version of Paul raised by a clone version of the Baron Harkonnen.

Those books get REAL weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:24 PM (p7EWr)

171 Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 03:21 PM (ul/50)

Forget a straw the last thing they'll ever eat is their own teeth and tongue.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:24 PM (+wInS)

172 Rotoscope sucks. Fight me!

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 03:24 PM (4NO2D)

173 @GavinNewsom
To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you.
Dyslexia isn’t a weakness.
It’s your strength.
====
Yeah it's your retard superpower Dummy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 03:25 PM (RIvkX)

174 Dune is Prometheus with sand.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 03:25 PM (ul/50)

175 Remember reddit is a sewer of the internet. Whackadoos.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:06 PM (zZu0s)

======

Remember, Reddit is a real place.

It's called Canada.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:07 PM (p7EWr)
________

The Mineshaft

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:25 PM (iFTx/)

176 168 Bulg may be along soon with the 'B' word.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

I believe bulg may be in the middle of a one week time out.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 17, 2026 03:23 PM (sl73Y)

owo what's this?

Posted by: What hath bulg wrought? at March 17, 2026 03:25 PM (TbWk/)

177 Dyslexia isn’t a weakness.
It’s your strength!


Then I guess you won't be needing that funding anymore, will you?

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2026 03:25 PM (UMWMT)

178 167 Ralph Bakshi adapting The Lord of the Rings mistake.

Ralph Bakshi ran out of money so yes it ended very abruptly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:23 PM (2GVsD)

=====

Ralph Bakshi was a terrible animator and people manager who should have died of a drug overdose 40 years ago and not even gotten an obituary in a major newspaper because he would have been so obscure as a failed underground comic artist.

He's still alive, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:25 PM (p7EWr)

179 @GavinNewsom
To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you.
Dyslexia isn’t a weakness.
It’s your strength.
.......

dyslexia > diversity

Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 03:26 PM (UjdFS)

180 Really wish I could just let Pooky loose in Fairfax and Loudon counties. But there's these things called "laws" and "international treaties governing the use of nuclear, biological, and chemical weapons"... Sigh.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wife to a Papa Bear at March 17, 2026 03:26 PM (Wt5PA)

181 174 Dune is Prometheus with sand.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 17, 2026 03:25 PM (ul/50)

I don't like sand.

Posted by: Anakin Skywalker at March 17, 2026 03:26 PM (TbWk/)

182
Our system has weaknesses that leftist mutants and looters are gleefully exploiting. The weaknesses exist in places where the system assumed that "no sane, accomplished person who rose through the system would do that," and "if anyone actually did that, the public would correct the problem unofficially," Used to be true, but these days, no and no.

I hate to admit it, but maybe those stuffy exclusionary intolerant patricians of the past were on to something. They got some things wrong, had blind spots, we're dealing with the results of their butt-headed failings today. But... maybe they got some things right. For better and for worse, they were part of society's immune system. Society is immunocompromised now.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 03:26 PM (biznJ)

183 Those books get REAL weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:24 PM (p7EWr)

I believe thats what I said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM (zZu0s)

184 I got here late and it's all ... dune?

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM (j+aD2)

185 Dyslexics of the world untie!

Posted by: Gavin Newsom's Campaign Slogan at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM (4NO2D)

186 164, lol, good nic

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM (MIIRH)

187 GavinNewsom
To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you.
Dyslexia isn’t a weakness.
It’s your strength.
----------

LOL the libs are such lying pussy faggots.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM (+wInS)

188 Palpatine was always a mutant sandworm

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM (2GVsD)

189 >> @GavinNewsom
To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you.
Dyslexia isn’t a weakness.


'Dyslexics, rise up and Untie!', He added.

Posted by: garrett at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM (erF49)

190 166 Better to ignore the ones his son shat out supposedly using his notes. Everything after Chapterhouse is garbage.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 17, 2026 03:23 PM (OUMaO)

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The Brian Herbert sequels are genuinely better than most of Frank Herbert's Dune books.

Frank was so obsessed with the idea that he should be a god king and that god kings were inherently evil that he spent 1500 pages across 3 novels (God Emperor, Heretics, and Chapterhouse) trying to square the circle.

Brian just wanted to finish out the story.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM (p7EWr)

191 Steve’s vision for Fairfax from his web site.

* Diversion From Jail
* Rooting out racial and economic disparities
* Victim-centered Prosecution

Hmm. Weird. No where does he talk about prosecuting criminals, sex offenders, or deporting illegals. Not sure if "Victim-centered Prosecution" means prosecuting the victims of his merry band of free range criminals but it is possible.

https://is.gd/IJIHbb

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (BnDlA)

192 Dune is Prometheus with sand.
Posted by: Marcus T
.......

Zendaya gets squashed like a June Bug at the end?
I might watch that.

Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (UjdFS)

193 lol Gavin is freaking about Nick Shirley's videos so he is gonna lean in HARD on his "victim status"

of being a midwit

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (j+aD2)

194 Seems to me the Prosecutor is just as guilty.

Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (pvf3X)

195 Parents are livid at Fairfax County Public Schools.
_______
Who the Hell elected Descano as prosecutor, anyway?

Posted by: Eeyore at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (AlhUl)

196 96 So on a different topic, I see my farcebook feed is full of clips from the Oscars. Apparently the big thing is NOT politics but wearing clothes that don't really actually cover anything.
Posted by: 18-1

This is about me, isn't it?
https://tinyurl.com/352nyuae

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (JCZqz)

197 103 The new trailer for Dune 3 is out. All you Zendaya and Anya haters can suck it!

https://youtu.be/Sr0z7s9g_iY

Posted by: Archimedes at March 17, 2026 03:10 PM (Riz8t)

The only reason Zendaya can scrape by as not being the ugliest lead in Hollywood is the fact that Cynthia Erivo was cast in Wicked.

Posted by: Croaker at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (+BcZI)

198 A wave of events honoring Cesar Chavez have been pulled amid “troubling allegations” made against the civil rights leader.


Chavez was not a hero.

He happened to dislike wetbacks. That is all.
Posted by: garrett


And from the sounds of it, he liked little girls a little too much.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (IBXdg)

199 183 Those books get REAL weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:24 PM (p7EWr)

I believe thats what I said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM (zZu0s)

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I believe I capitalized the word REAL!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (p7EWr)

200 LOL the libs are such lying pussy faggots.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:27 PM


Thanks for not including us.

Posted by: Beta-males at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (0sNs1)

201 @GavinNewsom

********************

This idiot is long past due to have a piano drop on his head

Make it so, karma

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (REq0p)

202 I am still smarting that Prometheus didn't win an Oscar this year. Again. Sigh.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (BnDlA)

203 Don't let them BULLY you. We're the GOOD people. We don't bullyand we're definitely never mean. Except with every single thing we ever say.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (+wInS)

204 Pookys Girl

That never stopped John Ringo's Ghost.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (2GVsD)

205 "19 years old"

Posted by: Max Power at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (q177U)

206 I started and stopped with the original Dune because I had heard all the sequels were just weird AF. So I don't know if I missed out or not. Sounds like not.

Posted by: 'Sup Big Perm!? I mean, Big Worm! at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (TbWk/)

207 Parents are livid at Fairfax County Public Schools.
_______
Who the Hell elected Descano as prosecutor, anyway?

Posted by: Eeyore

=====

"Were so mad we're going to vote for a DIFFERENT Democrat."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (8AONa)

208 I believe I capitalized the word REAL!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM


Did BEN ROETHLISBERGER give you permission for that?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (0sNs1)

209 152 So the waste disposal system finally broke down? Too many idiots flushing wipes down the loo?

I believe the fire was in the laundry.

...and this damaged ops so much, Ford is leaving the theater!!11!

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 03:20 PM (GD0B3)

Three Aircraft Carriers were needed for the initial strikes to kill off their Anti Air assets, and Missile launchers... now there are not enough targets to need 3 carriers...

Ford has been deployed since June 2025... and had its deployment had been extended not once, but twice.

Having had a couple of cruises extended meself, 11 months (which it will be by the time they get home) is a hell of a long time to be deployed.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (mP0Kj)

210 they would be disowned by their wives and children and would be in court as paupers with a pd who can't speak english. let's not pretend we don't know how that deck is stacked.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

According to the article, the parents are upset, at least some are. But the issue is the selective prosecution. We are very, very broken.

I personally would be fine going to jail, but that is just me. I also walked away from my career to homeschool my child, because priorities landed where they should.

Posted by: Piper at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (OoFl2)

211 208
Did BEN ROETHLISBERGER give you permission for that?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (0sNs1)

=======

I wouldn't know how to ask him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (p7EWr)

212 I believe I capitalized the word REAL!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (p7EWr)

You know what else was real?

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (+wInS)

213 Are Cynthia Erivo and that anorexic silicone sex doll Ariana Grande still scissoring?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (2GVsD)

214 Gavin Newsom
@GavinNewsom
To every kid with a learning disability: don’t let anyone — not even the President of the United States — bully you.
Dyslexia isn’t a weakness.
It’s your strength.
_______

This guy is a pandering retarded idiot with decapitated worms squirming in his brain.

On what planet, in what reality, can an obvious reading disability be a strength? Dyslexia is something that can be overcome, but it's not easy and will always require more "work" than someone who reads normally. Those are just facts.

If dyslexia is such a strength, what about blindness? That must be even better, right? Hell, why not go all the way and say being a deaf blind mute quadriplegic in a coma is the best thing we should all strive for.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (iFTx/)

215 Did BEN ROETHLISBERGER give you permission for that?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 17, 2026 03:29 PM (0sNs1)

=======

I wouldn't know how to ask him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NO ONE EVERY ASKS ME.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 17, 2026 03:31 PM (4NO2D)

216 Next you'll be telling me that they allowed a male pretending to be female to rape a high school girl in the locker room -- and covered it up.

Wait, wut?

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 03:31 PM (pjyzW)

217 so ... rumor mill from Chester County here

Antifa screwed up, they went to a mass at st Joe's YESTERDAY with a backpack full of ... something. yes a young man with black clothing and a large black backpack went to Mass yesterday thinking it was the Mass TODAY (got the day wrong). promptly was pushed out by the congregation and questioned by police, who detained him (interestingly). everyone says he was acting really suspiciously

so HOPEFULLY the service and everything for the statie who was murdered by Antifa last week (or so) will go ok, and no trouble.

such a sad story. I really thought it might bubble up but I'm sure the MSM is studiously ignoring it.

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 03:31 PM (j+aD2)

218 This is about me, isn't it?
https://tinyurl.com/352nyuae
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (JCZqz)

She could have worn that better 20 years ago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:31 PM (zZu0s)

219
I assume somebody already mentioned it, but
count me among those who doubt that this "19-year old HS junior" wetback is really 19. The perverted little bastard is probably 25.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 03:31 PM (biznJ)

220 The so called " adults " in northern Virginia seem to have a problem protecting their school children. It was 2021when a 15-year-old girl was raped in the girls bathroom by a 14-year-old male. He was transferred to another school where he raped again. The school superintendent denied any rape ever happened.Eventually he was fired. The school's system is facing a $30 million lawsuit.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:31 PM (CyXH3)

221 I understand the "where are the dads?" comments. But it's not that easy. There are 2300+ kids at that high school, and it's not like they put out a school directory. The only people who might know who this POS is are the unfortunate classmates of this 'strengthening-us-through-diversity' scholar, and the young girls assaulted by him.

Where he lives? Do you know how many Israel Flores or Ortiz's might live in the area? Good luck finding him.

Unfortunately, it's up to his male classmates to deliver justice, and they've been taught to be geldings or else be expelled.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 17, 2026 03:32 PM (a/dOO)

222 >>>Having had a couple of cruises extended meself, 11 months (which it will be by the time they get home) is a hell of a long time to be deployed.

One of theories being investigated is that the fire was intentionally set by one or more crewmembers to effect an end to the long deployment.

That's according to an unnamed source, but it makes sense to at least consider that possibility.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 17, 2026 03:32 PM (Y1sOo)

223 Gwyneth Paltrow

Se7en

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:32 PM (2GVsD)

224 The HQ is like a churning sea of multiple entities swirling around, and there are random themes and subjects bouncing, and in this maelstrom, individuals flow and flock to certain items... and then they converse... and share, and grow.

Being just a tiny blip on this tiny planet of our tiny solar system inside our tiny galaxy inside our infinite universe, I just want to say I really enjoy my time here, on this planet, in this comment section.

Not sure why I'm being so serious, but it's heartfelt, and I'm glad to post it.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (dmDsy)

225 205 "19 years old"


he might have repeated some years there

he failed being 16 ... 10 times

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (j+aD2)

226 No Sting. No Dune.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (BnDlA)

227 213 Are Cynthia Erivo and that anorexic silicone sex doll Ariana Grande still scissoring?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (2GVsD)

Probably, though they're so emaciated at this point I bet it sounds like grinding up masa with a mortar and pestle.

Posted by: Wizard of Oz...empic at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (TbWk/)

228 This is about me, isn't it?
https://tinyurl.com/352nyuae
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow

Jenny Agutter wore it better -
https://tinyurl.com/dwryxk3d

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (Dv3i1)

229 226 No Sting. No Dune.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (BnDlA)

======

So, not even the books count.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (p7EWr)

230 I wouldn't know how to ask him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (p7EWr)
=====

BECAUSE DON'T ASK ME, EXPLAIN IT TO ME.

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (RIvkX)

231 I was listening to a leftard I know go on about how Nikki Minaj is trash and her whole family are criminals and that's why she's MAGA now or something.

And this leftist is, surprise, one who always complains about how "racist" Trump is. I sometimes think they don't listen to themselves, other times I think they listen to themselves and don't care.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (+wInS)

232 This is about me, isn't it?
https://tinyurl.com/352nyuae
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (JCZqz)
______

Was is it with these fucking whores and their fetish for showing off more skin than Vegas strip club dancers?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

233 My dog just objected to that comparison.

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:13 PM (pDt9x)

They don't approach the level of dogs, who are wonderful, glorious creatures bestowed upon us by a loving and benevolent Most High. They are what dogs poop out after rooting in the garbage can.

Posted by: moki at March 17, 2026 03:34 PM (wLjpr)

234 The HQ is like a churning sea of multiple entities swirling around, and there are random themes and subjects bouncing, and in this maelstrom, individuals flow and flock to certain items... and then they converse... and share, and grow.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM


Can I buy pot from you?

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 03:34 PM (4NO2D)

235 If dyslexia is such a strength, what about blindness? That must be even better, right? Hell, why not go all the way and say being a deaf blind mute quadriplegic in a coma is the best thing we should all strive for.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

As long as you're on the dole it's all good.

Posted by: Gav Newsom at March 17, 2026 03:34 PM (UjdFS)

236 Was is it with these fucking whores and their fetish for showing off more skin than Vegas strip club dancers?


did anyone see Jeff Goldblums new young wife?!?! she was wearing a bathing suit for some reason

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 03:34 PM (j+aD2)

237 Se7en
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:32 PM (2GVsD)

Well, that dress she's wearing let's you know what's in the box.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

238 The HQ is like a churning sea of multiple entities swirling around, and there are random themes and subjects bouncing, and in this maelstrom, individuals flow and flock to certain items... and then they converse... and share, and grow.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM

Can I buy pot from you?
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 03:34 PM (4NO2D)
_________

Don't think that's weed, bro ....

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

239 Fairfax want to release him AND they won't allow him to be deported.

I don't know how they'd stop it if ICE spawn-camped whereever he was going to be released and/or the school.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 03:35 PM (2ocoG)

240 There is another Herbert, James, that I stumbled across. I read his book, “ Once”. Fairly pornographic. No, pretty pornographic. Interesting though.

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:35 PM (pDt9x)

241 If dyslexia is such a strength, what about blindness? That must be even better, right? Hell, why not go all the way and say being a deaf blind mute quadriplegic in a coma is the best thing we should all strive for.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

You forgot gay. Add that and you have Kahmenei the Junior.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:35 PM (BnDlA)

242 Yeah it's your retard superpower Dummy.

Ha, at least I know how to spell Supper-hour!

Posted by: Vagin Newsom at March 17, 2026 03:35 PM (gb3qv)

243 In the latest version of Call of Duty there is Nikki Minaj skin.

And yes COD now sux Joey Bidet's ballz.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:35 PM (2GVsD)

244
why not go all the way and say being a deaf blind mute quadriplegic in a coma is the best thing we should all strive for.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

===============

It's working for me!

Posted by: Khamanei Junior, Supreme Leader of the Shi'ite Empire at March 17, 2026 03:36 PM (n7rxJ)

245 The HQ is like a churning sea of multiple entities swirling around, and there are random themes and subjects bouncing, and in this maelstrom, individuals flow and flock to certain items... and then they converse... and share, and grow.

Being just a tiny blip on this tiny planet of our tiny solar system inside our tiny galaxy inside our infinite universe, I just want to say I really enjoy my time here, on this planet, in this comment section.

Not sure why I'm being so serious, but it's heartfelt, and I'm glad to post it.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (dmDsy)

Goldarnit SSBN, you use your tongue purtier 'n a $20 whore!

Posted by: Taggart, same as in town at March 17, 2026 03:36 PM (TbWk/)

246 This is NoVA. The girls and the complaining parents haven’t been prosecuted yet?

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 03:36 PM (kBisb)

247
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:35 PM (BnDlA)

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Horde mind

Posted by: Khamanei Junior, Supreme Leader of the Shi'ite Empire at March 17, 2026 03:36 PM (n7rxJ)

248 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE NO ONE EVERY ASKS ME.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 17, 2026 03:31 PM (4NO2D)

Dammit

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at March 17, 2026 03:36 PM (RIvkX)

249 244
why not go all the way and say being a deaf blind mute quadriplegic in a coma is the best thing we should all strive for.

Posted by: Elric The Blade

===============

It's working for me!
Posted by: Khamanei Junior, Supreme Leader of the Shi'ite Empire at March 17, 2026 03:36 PM (n7rxJ)


But does he play a Mean Pinball?

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:37 PM (pDt9x)

250 Better to ignore the ones his son shat out supposedly using his notes. Everything after Chapterhouse is garbage.

Yeah, Herbert's books steadily go downhill but his kid's books are... unfortunate.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 03:37 PM (PYyV9)

251 249 But does he play a Mean Pinball?

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:37 PM (pDt9x)

======

Elton John reportedly kept those shoes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:37 PM (p7EWr)

252 Was is it with these fucking whores and their fetish for showing off more skin than Vegas strip club dancers?


did anyone see Jeff Goldblums new young wife?!?! she was wearing a bathing suit for some reason
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 03:34 PM (j+aD2)
____________

"Meh"

-- Kanye West's Totally Naked "Wife"

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

253 No Sting. No Dune.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (BnDlA)

======

So, not even the books count.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Books? I stand with Gavin.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:37 PM (BnDlA)

254 This is about me, isn't it?
https://tinyurl.com/352nyuae
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at March 17, 2026 03:28 PM (JCZqz)
______

Was is it with these fucking whores and their fetish for showing off more skin than Vegas strip club dancers?
Posted by: Elric The Blade
.......

I can see the lipo marks.

Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 03:37 PM (UjdFS)

255
Sock off, heading to the beach.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (n7rxJ)

256 If dyslexia is such a strength, what about blindness? That must be even better, right? Hell, why not go all the way and say being a deaf blind mute quadriplegic in a coma is the best thing we should all strive for.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (iFTx/)
---
F. Paul Wilson's Secret History of the World series features Japanese monks who aspire to become exactly that. They believe that by eliminating all senses, they become One with the cosmos. Or something like that.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (ESVrU)

257 Fairly pornographic. No, pretty pornographic. Interesting though.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:35 PM (pDt9x)

Authors are strange. Guys, you can just do a 'He led her off to the bedroom.' Really. I do not need descriptions of awkward, sweaty sex and how each of their climax were.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (zZu0s)

258 Was is it with these fucking whores and their fetish for showing off more skin than Vegas strip club dancers?

They have to. It's part of the deal.

Posted by: t-bird at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (gb3qv)

259 Used to be, an out of state uncle would have ended him by now.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 02:53 PM (IBXdg)
__________________________

In my day (being 29) you wouldn't have needed an out of state uncle. I went to a rural high school where kids knew right from wrong, and policed our own. If this happened in my high school, there would have been a discreet reckoning in a bathroom stall involving "Fingers Ortiz" and about half of the football team. It would not have been an optional lesson, and it would not have been fair. It would have been effective and longstanding.

Posted by: Orson at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (dIske)

260 did anyone see Jeff Goldblums new young wife?!?! she was wearing a bathing suit for some reason

Yeah but he looked really sharp, other than the stole. That is how I would attend events.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (PYyV9)

261
If Gavin Newsom is really dyslexic, that's a reason for him not to be in charge, not a reason to endorse him for high office. Maybe he's lying about that like he lies about everything else. Telling stupid lies is another reason to exclude him, come to think of it. At least put some effort into it, you entitled POS.

Like "legless and in a coma" is not a reason to be made senior towelhead in Iran. It's disqualifying.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (biznJ)

262 And yet, every one of those parents who reside in Soviet Fairfax will continue to vote for every depraved Sorosbot-Islamist-Hindu nationalist-communist, the Democrats vomit out. Every. Single. Time. How do I know? Why they are my neighbors with there retarded bumper sticker slogans in there front yards. I am praying that in a few more years, I can bail from this place. It's a shame really. I do/did like Virginia a lot. Communists ruin everything.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (sAmhv)

263 Townhall reported a tweet from anti-oil activist Greta Thunberg demanding free oil for Cuba. One more lefty shibboleth bites the dust.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (1WlXh)

264 Worldwide, there must be a pandemic of PTSD harbored within this new generation of females. Rape, sodomy, groping.

Even the goats have PTSD.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (M9gjJ)

265 Authors are strange. Guys, you can just do a 'He led her off to the bedroom.' Really. I do not need descriptions of awkward, sweaty sex and how each of their climax were.

"I have no idea what you are talking about"
--Missy Corander, author of "Turked by Triceratops"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (PYyV9)

266 If only they had an adult in the county who could protect children. Wonder how other counties do it.....

Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (pvf3X)

267 If a male relative did what has to done, that POS Soros DA leave no stone unturned to put him in jail for life.

Posted by: Butch at March 17, 2026 03:40 PM (98xTj)

268 Hard for me to give a hoot, as you get what you vote for. Plus, I doubt those parents would be very upset if it were someone else's daughter being violated.

Posted by: Bob in Idaho at March 17, 2026 03:40 PM (ePr6+)

269 Posted by: Sloucho at March 17, 2026 03:04 PM (B9ht/)

Any relation to me?

Posted by: Schlürpo at March 17, 2026 03:40 PM (kBisb)

270 The 2021 school rapes were in the next county over, Loudpun county Virginia. It's one of the wealthiest counties in the country. Same type of stupid school administrators.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:40 PM (sDMsL)

271 265 Authors are strange. Guys, you can just do a 'He led her off to the bedroom.' Really. I do not need descriptions of awkward, sweaty sex and how each of their climax were.

"I have no idea what you are talking about"
--Missy Corander, author of "Turked by Triceratops"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (PYyV9)

Is this about me?

Posted by: Steve Pieczenik at March 17, 2026 03:41 PM (kBisb)

272 Loudon County is mentioned in the original post.

Gosh darn, does no one read the post?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:41 PM (2GVsD)

273 Not stupid. Evil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 17, 2026 03:41 PM (zZu0s)

274 Virginians are getting what they voted for.

This is what democracy looks like.

It's not an adult illegal alien high school student groping the daughters of Virginians from front to back, it's our democratic institution.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 17, 2026 03:41 PM (2ap+5)

275 263 Townhall reported a tweet from anti-oil activist Greta Thunberg demanding free oil for Cuba. One more lefty shibboleth bites the dust.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (1WlXh)

But Cuba is a vision of the world she so badly wants!

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 03:42 PM (kBisb)

276 274 Virginians are getting what they voted for.

This is what democracy looks like.

It's not an adult illegal alien high school student groping the daughters of Virginians from front to back, it's our democratic institution.
Posted by: Oglebay at March 17, 2026 03:41 PM (2ap+5)

You are confusing “legal” with “moral”.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 03:42 PM (kBisb)

277 "I have no idea what you are talking about"
--Missy Corander, author of "Turked by Triceratops"


"Ah, ah, ah, his third horn knew what to do!!! " Missy screamed remembering the encounter in the paddocks.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:43 PM (2GVsD)

278 Was is it with these fucking whores and their fetish for showing off more skin than Vegas strip club dancers?

Well, they've been raised up as beauty idols for their entire adult lives. Their entire value, almost literally, has been based off it, so as they age, they see it's fading. If they show off more skin and look like that, they'll get all sorts of praise in media about how beautiful they are, and their bold, brave fashion sense. They're just trying to keep their egos up as they lose their youth and beauty.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 17, 2026 03:43 PM (JCZqz)

279 If dyslexia is such a strength, what about blindness? That must be even better, right? Hell, why not go all the way and say being a deaf blind mute quadriplegic in a coma is the best thing we should all strive for.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:30 PM (iFTx/)
---
F. Paul Wilson's Secret History of the World series features Japanese monks who aspire to become exactly that. They believe that by eliminating all senses, they become One with the cosmos. Or something like that.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (ESVrU)
______

The ultimate level of awesomeness must be ... dead

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

280 Aetius

PAGAN

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:43 PM (2GVsD)

281 The only way I can see dyslexia being a strength is playin word scramble games and even then it’s a carpshoot.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 03:44 PM (6ydKt)

282 Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (biznJ)

Strange that as someone living in Calif and voting.... I didn't know he was dys until very recently.

I mean.... how? if it is such a super power why did he not really advertise it... and even bettah, why come no one in the OPPOSITION ever talked about it?

I'd wager the vast majority of Calif voters have no idea he has learning problems....

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 03:44 PM (mP0Kj)

283 The ultimate level of awesomeness must be ... dead
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:43 PM


That's when you receive true enlightenment.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 03:44 PM (4NO2D)

284 I'm not sure the race of the girls he assaults would matter.

According to the Left, if the girls are his own race, that's their culture and the girls should know how to avoid him; if the girls aren't his own race, they deserve it for being privileged oppressors.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 17, 2026 03:44 PM (a+4eV)

285 After death, the Great Mystery begins.

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:45 PM (pDt9x)

286 226 No Sting. No Dune.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:33 PM (BnDlA)

Listen to me! THE SPICE MUST FLOW.

Posted by: Third Stage Guild Navigator at March 17, 2026 03:45 PM (kBisb)

287 There is no honor in saying “but, I’ll get in trouble! The deck is stacked against me! I’ll go to jail.”

I don’t fucking care what happens to me. But anyone who messes with my offspring will never forget they pissed me off. And they will pay.

So be it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 03:46 PM (W2Pud)

288 So many of our problems could be solved if the Soros cabal was disappeared.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 03:46 PM (viF8m)

289 280 Aetius

PAGAN
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:43 PM (2GVsD)

/nods...

People Against Goodness and Niceness...

Posted by: Joe Friday at March 17, 2026 03:46 PM (mP0Kj)

290 Fairfax County 2024. 73.8% for Spanberger, Democrat govern

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:46 PM (1kYfW)

291 But when is the next season of The Foundation, that's the important thing...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2026 03:46 PM (e2MJJ)

292 lol
Trek Bicycle
The price on our most fun e-bike just dropped $700 !

Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 03:47 PM (UjdFS)

293 Pity the 6th Class Guild Navigator, stuck mopping up what the 3rd Class Guild Navigator left on the Emperor's golden floor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:47 PM (2GVsD)

294 It would have been interesting to have had Lazarus comment on his experience in the Book.

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:47 PM (pDt9x)

295 291 But when is the next season of The Foundation, that's the important thing...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2026 03:46 PM (e2MJJ)

======

That show...

Le sigh...

Is so tiresome. I tried. I really tried.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:47 PM (p7EWr)

296
I am surprised a father of one of the girls hasn't served justice upon this turd.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 17, 2026 03:47 PM (NtVYv)

297 Fairfax County 2024. 73.8% for Spanberger, Democrat govern
Posted by: JM

No person is illegal on stolen ground.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (BnDlA)

298 The Foundation - is that the Asimov work?

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (pDt9x)

299 290 Fairfax County 2024. 73.8% for Spanberger, Democrat govern
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:46 PM (1kYfW)

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I hope that bitch taxes and laws them to death.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (aZm/F)

300 293 Pity the 6th Class Guild Navigator, stuck mopping up what the 3rd Class Guild Navigator left on the Emperor's golden floor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 17, 2026 03:47 PM (2GVsD)

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Did a terrible job of it, too.

Must have been the cousin of someone important.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (p7EWr)

301 Did you just assume Newsom's gnerde?

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (+wInS)

302 288: Yes.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (sAmhv)

303 Listen to me! THE SPICE MUST FLOW.
Posted by: Third Stage Guild Navigator
......

If I had some spice would I be able to stay awake all afternoon?

Posted by: wth at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (UjdFS)

304 Sounds like one of the Fathers or Okder Brothers of the victims needs to step up.

If this happened to my daughter the fucker would be dead.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (BRvvM)

305 It's the moms who are speaking out but no fathers. Strange.

Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (e2MJJ)

306 Deep deep holes solve all of this.

Posted by: ZooomZooom (I) at March 17, 2026 03:49 PM (pJwNe)

307 298 The Foundation - is that the Asimov work?

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (pDt9x)

======

Yes.

Psychohistory is what inspired Paul Krugman to go into economics.

If given a time machine, it might be, on the balance, worth it to kill Asimov before he publishes Foundation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:49 PM (p7EWr)

308 305 It's the moms who are speaking out but no fathers. Strange.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (e2MJJ)

Like Imsaid upthread, Leftist geldings.

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:49 PM (pDt9x)

309 I have just folded space from Ken'tuki. Many new dams in Ken'tuki.

Posted by: Guild Navigator Mitch McConnell at March 17, 2026 03:49 PM (HGLHv)

310 oh, no, Trump is losing his base!

😂🤣🤣🤡

"Donald Trump’s Approval on Iran among MAGA

🟢 Approve: 87%
🔴 Disapprove: 6%

Economist/YouGov poll | 3/13-3/16"

Ok, let's see if he can go higher...can he hit 90%+ ??

I mean, 6%...we are talking margin of error stuff

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 03:50 PM (GD0B3)

311 307 298 The Foundation - is that the Asimov work?

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (pDt9x)

======

Yes.

Psychohistory is what inspired Paul Krugman to go into economics.

If given a time machine, it might be, on the balance, worth it to kill Asimov before he publishes Foundation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:49 PM (p7EWr)

Awesome!!

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:50 PM (pDt9x)

312 299 290 Fairfax County 2024. 73.8% for Spanberger, Democrat govern
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:46 PM (1kYfW)

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I hope that bitch taxes and laws them to death.

Posted by: Seems Legit



I WILL!! Also, disarm them, for there own good!! I am a good pyrson!!

Posted by: CIA Barbie and her intersectional politboro at March 17, 2026 03:50 PM (sAmhv)

313 Pity none of those girls have big brothers or boyfriends who could administer some percussive justice in the boys' washroom.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 17, 2026 03:51 PM (8zz6B)

314 Authors are strange. Guys, you can just do a 'He led her off to the bedroom.' Really. I do not need descriptions of awkward, sweaty sex and how each of their climax were.

"I have no idea what you are talking about"
--Missy Corander, author of "Turked by Triceratops"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (PYyV9)
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The NF documentary "The Dinosaurs" spends a lot of screen time showing dino mating rituals. It's ... weird.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

315
282 Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 03:38 PM (biznJ)

Strange that as someone living in Calif and voting.... I didn't know he was dys until very recently.

I mean.... how? if it is such a super power why did he not really advertise it... and even bettah, why come no one in the OPPOSITION ever talked about it?

I'd wager the vast majority of Calif voters have no idea he has learning problems....
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 17, 2026 03:44 PM

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He's had "destroying the state" and "put into place by his criminal family" and "acting like a slimy pervert" issues all along. Yet, there he is.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 17, 2026 03:51 PM (pW3IX)

316 I am praying that in a few more years, I can bail from this place. It's a shame really. I do/did like Virginia a lot. Communists ruin everything.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (sAmhv)

Move to SC and help balance out the progressive leftist refugees who didn’t learn the real lesson of why they escaped.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 03:51 PM (6ydKt)

317 I lived and voted in fairfax county from 2004 to 2017. It was changing from purple to blue. Moved to florida!. Divorced. Back in Illinois?!@#?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:51 PM (1kYfW)

318 Ralph Bakshi was a terrible animator and people manager who should have died of a drug overdose 40 years ago...

Well, yeah. But other than that...

Posted by: Oddbob at March 17, 2026 03:51 PM (Fs0KI)

319 BabylonBee; Trump Lures Gay Ayatollah Out Of Hiding With Cardboard Cutout Of David Hasselhoff

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 03:52 PM (RHGPo)

320 Fairfax County 2024. 73.8% for Spanberger,

==

ha! Kim can beat that !

"Kim Jong-un wins North Korea’s parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote."

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 03:52 PM (GD0B3)

321 317 I lived and voted in fairfax county from 2004 to 2017. It was changing from purple to blue. Moved to florida!. Divorced. Back in Illinois?!@#?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:51 PM (1kYfW)

Time to meditate on life choices??

Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:52 PM (pDt9x)

322 Back in Illinois?!@#?
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:51 PM (1kYfW)

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That is...unfortunate.

Your governor is inspirational...inspiring people to take Ozempic.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 03:53 PM (aZm/F)

323 318 Ralph Bakshi was a terrible animator and people manager who should have died of a drug overdose 40 years ago...

Well, yeah. But other than that...

Posted by: Oddbob at March 17, 2026 03:51 PM (Fs0KI)

====

You can find his last work, his 2015 short Last Days of Coney Island, online.

It's 22 minutes long, and it's the work of someone who's been so drugged out since 1964 that he has no idea that anything has changed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:53 PM (p7EWr)

324 If the Fairfax County School Board and all of its other politicians were locked in a building and it was set on fire, my only concern would be finding a big enough stick for the marshmallows.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 17, 2026 03:53 PM (D0HYP)

325 It's the moms who are speaking out but no fathers. Strange.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (e2MJJ)

Like Imsaid upthread, Leftist geldings.
Posted by: tubal


Or no longer in the picture due to divorce.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 03:53 PM (IBXdg)

326 "Kim Jong-un wins North Korea’s parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote."
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Who is the person that voted against him???

Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2026 03:54 PM (e2MJJ)

327 "Trump has us engaged in a war in the Middle East that we cannot win, he has apparently allowed Mark Levin’s special class of psychopaths to go after Tucker Carlson, and we’re basically on the brink of a civil war on top of the global war. It all could have been avoided if Donald Trump had listened to Charlie Kirk." - Candace Owens

Geezh.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:54 PM (BnDlA)

328 326 "Kim Jong-un wins North Korea’s parliamentary elections with 99.93% of the vote."
---
Who is the person that voted against him???

Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2026 03:54 PM (e2MJJ)

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Do you want to send flowers to his widow?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:54 PM (p7EWr)

329 305 It's the moms who are speaking out but no fathers. Strange.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (e2MJJ)

Like Imsaid upthread, Leftist geldings.
Posted by: tubal at March 17, 2026 03:49 PM (pDt9x)
_____

I'm not sure it's even the moms of the girls attacked. The video I saw was two concerned moms commenting on the whole sordid thing, but I don't think their daughters were attacked.

As I said upthread, I strongly suspect this pervert was preying on hispanic girls -- probably illegals like him -- and nobody cares about them. I'm amazed they got the girls to formally accuse him.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:54 PM (iFTx/)

330 I wonder how feckless Tucker, Me and Candy feel that their op isn't working. Paymasters must be good and pissed.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:55 PM (+wInS)

331 The Rangers were beaten decisively by the Los Angeles Kings on Monday night, 4-1. After the game, Rangers legend Ron Duguay took to social media to lay the blame for the defeat at the team’s decision to hold a “Pride Night.”

“I didn’t want to say it before the game but I saw this coming. Down 4–1 right after the singing National anthem to (the Pride Flag) to a small group, bad idea bad mojo,” the 68-year-old Rangers’ legend wrote. “I don’t blame all of the Rangers organization. Its only a select few college brain washed up, woked kids pushing their agenda within the organization.

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 03:56 PM (RHGPo)

332 330 I wonder how feckless Tucker, Me and Candy feel that their op isn't working. Paymasters must be good and pissed.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:55 PM (+wInS)

====

Pierre Omidyar keeps funding Bill Kristol despite Kristol having been a punchline to 95% of the GOP for 10 solid years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:56 PM (p7EWr)

333 "Trump has us engaged in a war in the Middle East that we cannot win, he has apparently allowed Mark Levin’s special class of psychopaths to go after Tucker Carlson, and we’re basically on the brink of a civil war on top of the global war. It all could have been avoided if Donald Trump had listened to Charlie Kirk." - Candace Owens

Geezh.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:54 PM (BnDlA)
_________

Wtf is this lunatic even talking about?????

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (iFTx/)

334 I have ancient parental units still above ground in western PA, so I will probably end up in that region (Ohio-PA-WV). I just want to be within a couple of hours to them. My sister is already retired and living near them, but she'll need help. Of course, if both parents go off to eternity before I move from Soviet Fairfax, then that opens things up. Either of the Carolina's would suit me fine. So would WV.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (sAmhv)

335 From VOA: "Kim Jong Un, one of the world's most secretive leaders, apparently unveiled a daughter at an ICBM launch."

That is as NORK as you can get.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (BnDlA)

336 275 263 Townhall reported a tweet from anti-oil activist Greta Thunberg demanding free oil for Cuba. One more lefty shibboleth bites the dust.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 03:39 PM (1WlXh)

Whoa, Greta has 16.4 million followers on Instagram. She is not looking good. And I've been watching horror movies all week. She'd scare the villains.

Or they'd leave her alone out of pity.

Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (Sco7b)

337 Better get the flaming skull out of storage. John Solomon has some interesting reporting on the 2020 and 2024 elections.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (viF8m)

338 The Left: People hate us. I got it! We'll divide Trump's support with Epstein and anything Trump ever does!

Trump: (laughs in 90% support)

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (+wInS)

339 So I have a brother who’s a US Marshal in a northeast city outside NYC. I asked him not too long ago what % of the perps he takes down are illegal? He replied about 25-30%.

But he said that’s not the interesting statistic. He said of the subset of scum bags he takes down for sexual assaults (esp young girls like 12-14), 80-85% are Hispanic-central and South American. He said they have zero boundaries with young girls.

So this story (as well as many others) is so unsurprising since “the youth” was Central American.

Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (np2zX)

340 325 It's the moms who are speaking out but no fathers. Strange.
Posted by: lin-duh at March 17, 2026 03:48 PM (e2MJJ)

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There was a father in northern Virginia in 2021 who spoke out because the school was covering up his daughter's rape. He was thrown to the floor by the police and taken out, but bully for him.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (O5nIL)

341 If Grande and Erivo were scissoring their bones would cause fatal lacerations to their privates

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 03:57 PM (YsPj+)

342 That show...

Le sigh...

Is so tiresome. I tried. I really tried.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:47 PM (p7EWr)

I kinda liked the first season.
Got a few episodes into the second but couldn’t stop yawning.

I still have the free trial for Apple TV.
So I should skip it?

I watched Pub1us, grade - B.

Monarch has been disappointing, grade - C, so far.

Tehran is interesting, especially considering current events, after a few episodes, B+, but I’ll continue watching it.

That’s all I’ve had time for so far.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 03:58 PM (6ydKt)

343 If John Wayne Gacy had groped and murdered MAGA children, the Left would erect statues.

He's so dreamy!

Posted by: Rosalynn Carter at March 17, 2026 03:58 PM (D0HYP)

344 Lol

gretathunberg

Greta Thunberg

1,218 posts

16.4M followers

1,312 following

Autistic & bipolar climate justice activist

Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 03:58 PM (Sco7b)

345 Or no longer in the picture due to divorce.
Posted by: rickb223


*throws metal water bottle*
I don’t gaf if the dad sees their daughter or not. How about showing her you will protect her and move her and put your own life on the line to make her feel safe?

Guess who’s house she wants to go to now? The person who protected them.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 03:58 PM (W2Pud)

346 Do you want to send flowers to his widow?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:54 PM (p7EWr)

________________

The NORKS have amusing ways of disposing of "dissidents". Didn't they strap some general to the ground and fire artillary shells at him about 7 or 8 years ago?

Posted by: Orson at March 17, 2026 03:58 PM (dIske)

347 @326. Who is the guy who voted against him?

That dead guy over there.

Posted by: Case at March 17, 2026 03:58 PM (pvf3X)

348 "Greta has 16.4 million followers on Instagram"

Well, if you want to start a count of how many stupid people there are in the world...

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 17, 2026 03:58 PM (DgMqy)

349 Speaking of Kim Jong-Un, how does he keep the lights on in his country? And how does he keep the masses from falling over from hunger?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 17, 2026 03:59 PM (aZm/F)

350 332 330 I wonder how feckless Tucker, Me and Candy feel that their op isn't working. Paymasters must be good and pissed.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 03:55 PM (+wInS)

====

Pierre Omidyar keeps funding Bill Kristol despite Kristol having been a punchline to 95% of the GOP for 10 solid years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
=========
Inside the Beltway influence on staffers and political officials. Same reason that the Hill existed before Bloomberg media blob took them over post Trump I, and now Punchbowl exists. Ditto for Politico which is why WaPo is moribund and dying.

We are seeing some transition to the newer social media, podcasting, and streaming as the older print and tv oriented media die.

Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 03:59 PM (E4rtv)

351 Simple question - where does this guy live?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 17, 2026 03:59 PM (pZ64F)

352 Fairfax County 2024. 73.8% for Spanberger, Democrat govern
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 17, 2026 03:46 PM


"Believe it!" - Dominion Voting Systems

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 03:59 PM (2ocoG)

353 343 I still have the free trial for Apple TV.
So I should skip it?

I watched Pub1us, grade - B.

Monarch has been disappointing, grade - C, so far.

Tehran is interesting, especially considering current events, after a few episodes, B+, but I’ll continue watching it.

That’s all I’ve had time for so far.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 03:58 PM (6ydKt)

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Watch what you want, but I don't think it gets better after where you are.

Loved Pluribus, though. First season of Ted Lasso is gold. First season of Severance is fun. Some of their movies are...decent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:59 PM (p7EWr)

354 Why stop at breaking Ortiz's fingers?
Posted by: Anna Puma


It's a start.

Posted by: Gmac-WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 17, 2026 04:00 PM (qZdIZ)

355 350 Inside the Beltway influence on staffers and political officials. Same reason that the Hill existed before Bloomberg media blob took them over post Trump I, and now Punchbowl exists. Ditto for Politico which is why WaPo is moribund and dying.

We are seeing some transition to the newer social media, podcasting, and streaming as the older print and tv oriented media die.

Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 03:59 PM (E4rtv)

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Once Mitch's chief of staff is out of work, congressional aide subscriptions to Kristol's whatever will drop by a very large percent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:00 PM (p7EWr)

356 Vigilante's are coming. It won't be my fault either. It will be lefty do-gooders fault for breaking the justice system.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 17, 2026 04:01 PM (cS1cw)

357 Speaking of Kim Jong-Un, how does he keep the lights on in his country? And how does he keep the masses from falling over from hunger? Posted by: Seems Legit

Bullets and prison camps. The hunger part is a feature and not a bug.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 04:01 PM (BnDlA)

358 What happened to Greta's cup of coffee with Islam?

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 04:01 PM (+wInS)

359 NK has lights?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:02 PM (p7EWr)

360 I watched Pub1us, grade - B.

Monarch has been disappointing, grade - C, so far.

Tehran is interesting, especially considering current events, after a few episodes, B+, but I’ll continue watching it.


Monarch is extremely boring. I don't know how you make a boring kaiju series, but they managed it. Love Tehran. Shrinking is decent.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 04:02 PM (2ocoG)

361 The Rangers were beaten decisively by the Los Angeles Kings on Monday night, 4-1. After the game, Rangers legend Ron Duguay took to social media to lay the blame for the defeat at the team’s decision to hold a “Pride Night.”


Jabu no help with the screwballs.

Posted by: Pedro Cerrano at March 17, 2026 04:02 PM (4NO2D)

362 360 Monarch is extremely boring. I don't know how you make a boring kaiju series, but they managed it. Love Tehran. Shrinking is decent.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 04:02 PM (2ocoG)

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Most long form visual storytelling is trash because few, precious few, people have any idea how to sustain an actual story and narrative over the course of 8-10 hours.

Television was honestly better when it was all episodic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:02 PM (p7EWr)

363 330 I wonder how feckless Tucker, Me and Candy feel that their op isn't working. Paymasters must be good and pissed.
Posted by: ...
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Eh, the aim is probably more at 2026 and 2028 elections than anything. Vance is weakened as heir apparent, the total consequences are yet to be seen in Iran, and it remains to be seen how the influencer on X and elsewhere deflate in reach from the bubble's heights.

Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:03 PM (E4rtv)

364 There was a father in northern Virginia in 2021 who spoke out because the school was covering up his daughter's rape. He was thrown to the floor by the police and taken out, but bully for him.
Posted by: JM


Fuck going to meetings.

Take a baseball bat to the perp’s nards. Break his hands. He won’t be fondling anyone for a long time.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 17, 2026 04:03 PM (W2Pud)

365 World Baseball Classic final tonight. USA vs. Venezuela.

The USA better win or we are going to have 6 months of leftist analysis as to why this is a metaphor for Trump failing at everything he touches.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 04:03 PM (BnDlA)

366 Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:03 PM (E4rtv) .

Iran will wrap up sooner than most think. Trump will never let the Left know his true intentions.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 04:05 PM (+wInS)

367 World Baseball Classic final tonight. USA vs. Venezuela.

The USA better win or we are going to have 6 months of leftist analysis as to why this is a metaphor for Trump failing at everything he touches.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convicitions at March 17, 2026 04:03 PM


Simple. Have Delta snatch their starting pitcher.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 17, 2026 04:06 PM (4NO2D)

368 What do you call an Irishman in a bulletproof vest?


Rick O'Shea.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 04:07 PM (IBXdg)

369
Think of the meme of that guy turning away from his girlfriend (a bat) and looking at the other girl (a gun)

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 04:07 PM (+wInS)

370 Iran will wrap up sooner than most think. Trump will never let the Left know his true intentions.

I think we're nearing the endgame in Iran as well. We'll know when they give the "go" signal to the citizens there.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 04:08 PM (2ocoG)

371 Once Mitch's chief of staff is out of work, congressional aide subscriptions to Kristol's whatever will drop by a very large percent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Eh, meet the new whore, just the same as the old whore.

Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:08 PM (E4rtv)

372 Loved Pluribus, though. First season of Ted Lasso is gold. First season of Severance is fun. Some of their movies are...decent.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 03:59 PM (p7EWr)

Plur1bus, that’t it.
It’s like a metaphor for wokism or the progressive hive-mind or cults in general.

My biggest problem is that it’s not sure if it wants to be a sci-fi drama or dramedy, or a serious thinkpiece, and the main character is annoying as hell on occasions.

Now that they brought in the Paraguayan man it may get better in the second season just to see how they’re going to disrupt the signal and put everything right again, but based on the first season, I’m sure it’ll go in a surprising direction.

The movie F1 is on there, and Napoleon, those are two I’m interested in.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 04:10 PM (6ydKt)

373 Iran will wrap up sooner than most think. Trump will never let the Left know his true intentions.
Posted by: ...
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I've given up making predictions. Much easier to look at the past and present with accuracy (and that is hard enough) than predict the future.

Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:11 PM (E4rtv)

374 372 The movie F1 is on there, and Napoleon, those are two I’m interested in.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 17, 2026 04:10 PM (6ydKt)

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Napoleon is...deeply flawed.

But do watch the director's cut. It's superior. Still deeply flawed, but better.

F1 is pretty good. Solid crowdpleaser.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 17, 2026 04:12 PM (p7EWr)

375 I have no idea what the critical number is, but I suspect that Israel and Washington have the # of what the IRGC and Basji % have to be to start the street fighting.
Where and how are we gonna get weaponry to them?
Why not drops now?
I don't know, but my guess is all the logistics have been worked out.
In shallah, as the saying goes...
heh

Posted by: MkY at March 17, 2026 04:14 PM (q6tQZ)

376 Three out of every four parents voted for this to happen to these girls.

They WANTED this. Maybe not for little their own little Mackenzie or Taylor, but they wanted it for all the other girls.

And the ones who protest, saying 'no, we didn't want this at all, we just wanted people to be nice,' can't process the fact that most people AREN'T nice. Laws, customs, and traditions COMPEL niceness out of people. They are what keep the fucking order in our society. Removing them removes the order.

Then they look around with their hands in the air like 'how did me voting to remove and undermine hundreds of years of Western civilization lead to the removal and undermining of hundreds of years of Western civilization?!?!?'

Posted by: The girl who's fucking tired of the Blade being first every time at March 17, 2026 04:20 PM (oSeBJ)

377 Kill 'em all. Kill anyone who has a problem with killing them all.

Posted by: JoshO at March 17, 2026 04:34 PM (xL2KH)

378 221 I understand the "where are the dads?" comments. But it's not that easy. There are 2300+ kids at that high school, and it's not like they put out a school directory. The only people who might know who this POS is are the unfortunate classmates of this 'strengthening-us-through-diversity' scholar, and the young girls assaulted by him.

Where he lives? Do you know how many Israel Flores or Ortiz's might live in the area? Good luck finding him.

Unfortunately, it's up to his male classmates to deliver justice, and they've been taught to be geldings or else be expelled.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 17, 2026 03:32 PM (a/dOO)

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They certainly know who the principal is, school board members, DA.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 17, 2026 04:40 PM (Vh9CX)

379 Source AP, two days ago.

SEOUL, South Korea (AP) — North Korea on Saturday fired about 10 ballistic missiles toward the eastern sea, South Korea's military said, staging its own show of force as the rival South conducts a joint military exercise with the United States.

South Korea's Joint Chiefs of Staff said the missiles were fired from an area in Sunan, the site of Pyongyang's international airport, and flew about 350 kilometers (220 miles).

Posted by: whig at March 17, 2026 04:47 PM (E4rtv)

380 Rutland John>>Elton John

Posted by: Musikologist at March 17, 2026 05:18 PM (oftw2)

381 Where are the FATHERS of these girls? And the uncles?

BTW, Gov. Spanberger looks like the spawn of Reinhard Heydrich, doesn't she? (google his images).

Posted by: Beverly at March 17, 2026 05:46 PM (reMys)

382 Fairfax breeds really cowardly fathers and brothers.

Posted by: TJ jackson at March 17, 2026 05:50 PM (bXvrr)

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