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The Morning Report — 3/17/26

Good morning kids. The word of the day is "DESPICABLE", and in the bitterest of bitter ironies it was belched out by a bipedal coprolite named Chuck Schumer, that is its very definition.

In 1990, Schumer co-sponsored a diversity visa program that offered green cards to 50,000 applicants annually via a lottery system. . . One noteworthy winner of this lottery program in 2010 was Sayfullo Habibullaevic Saipov, a Muslim immigrant and ISIS supporter from Uzbekistan. Seven years later — on October 31, 2017 — Saipov used a rental truck to mow down and kill eight people (and injure at least twelve others) in a busy New York City bike path as an act of jihad. . .

Keep that in abeyance for a moment and cut to 2009

“[I]llegal immigration is wrong, plain and simple. When we use phrases like ‘undocumented workers,’ we convey a message to the American people that their government is not serious about combating illegal immigration, which the American people overwhelmingly oppose. People who enter the United States without our permission are illegal aliens, and illegal aliens should not be treated the same as people who entered the United States legally. Any immigration solution must recognize that we must do as much as we can to gain operational control of our borders as soon as possible.”
. . . In April 2012, Schumer introduced a bill designed to eliminate laws like SB 1070, an Arizona statute deputizing state police to check with federal authorities on the immigration status of criminal suspects. The senator charged that such laws would inevitably result in “untrained officers … arresting anyone and everyone who might fit the preconceived profile of an illegal immigrant.”
In 2013 Schumer led the so-called “Gang of Eight”—four Democrat and four Republican U.S. senators—in the push to pass a sweeping, 844-page immigration-reform bill aimed at giving provisional legal status to at least 11 million illegal immigrants and placing them on a path-to-citizenship. The other Democrats on the panel were Michael Bennet, Richard Durbin, and Robert Menendez. A Politico.com analysis noted that their proposal, if passed, “would transform the nation’s political landscape” by “pumping as many as 11 million new Hispanic voters into the electorate a decade from now in ways that … would produce an electoral bonanza for Democrats and cripple Republican prospects in many states they now win easily.”
When Republicans in Congress failed to support the Gang of Eight’s proposal in sufficient numbers to pass it, Schumer blamed that failure on the racism of “Tea Party elites” who, he said, opposed amnesty because they did not want want America to become “less white.” “Yes, things have changed,” Schumer elaborated. “White Anglo-Saxon men are not exclusively running the country anymore…. In a pre-Tea Party world, the Senate immigration bill would have been welcomed by House Republicans,. However, the Tea Party rank-and-file know it’s a different America. It looks different; it prays different; it works different. This is unsettling and angering to some.”
In February 2014, Schumer said that Congress should make amnesty available to all immigrants who had come to the U.S. illegally as recently as December 31, 2013. When some Republican lawmakers expressed reluctance to pass an immigration bill because they simply did not trust that President Obama would enforce it, Schumer said: “There’s a simple solution. Let’s enact the law this year, but simply not let it actually start until 2017, after President Obama’s term is over.”
. . Schumer proceeded to call on Trump to close down his Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity, which was investigating how to best deal with voter fraud. “[W]hat troubles so many Americans every bit as much as the president’s shocking response to this national tragedy is the methodical and pernicious way in which his administration is promoting discrimination, both subtle and not so subtle, in its policies and actions — especially when it comes to undermining the universal right of every American to vote,” Schumer said in a post on Medium.com. “Many of us found the Election Integrity Commission distasteful when it was first created,” he added. “The president’s recent failure to unequivocally condemn bigotry makes its rescission imperative…. Many of us found the Election Integrity Commission distasteful when it was first created. The president’s recent failure to unequivocally condemn bigotry makes its rescission imperative.”

Emphasis above mine as we now Psaki-Psircle back to Despicable/Chuck Schemer today:

Schumer claimed that President Donald Trump and Senate Republicans are attempting to “disenfranchise millions of Americans and undermine democracy by pushing this despicable SAVE Act,” also called the Safeguarding American Voter Eligibility Act.
He also called the election integrity bill “one of the most despicable pieces of legislation I’ve come across in the many years I’ve been a legislator.”
“Nothing is more important than defeating this dagger to the heart of our democracy,” the Democrat leader told reporters.

Translation, it's a dagger in the black heart of Democrat tyranny, putting a real impediment to their ability to steal elections.

A Mauritanian illegal immigrant marked for deportation since 2002 has continued to live in the US and is a registered Democrat who voted in every election since 2008, authorities claim.
Mahady Sacko, 50, who goes by the nickname “Sacko Scorpion,” was busted last week in Philadelphia for allegedly falsely claiming citizenship to cast a 2024 ballot.
He was picked up in a joint operation between Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and the FBI who charge he “falsely represented that he was a US citizen in order to vote and register to vote” in the last preidential election, according to a press release.
Sacko denied the charges when called by The Post, claiming: “Everything is a lie! They are lying about me!” before hanging up. He has yet to enter a plea in his case.
As the issue of election security ramps up in Congress with the SAVE act, Sacko’s arrest was one of nearly a dozen uncovered by The Post of non-citizens allegedly voting in US elections, sometimes for decades, with many remaining listed as active voters on state rolls, even after their convictions.
“The reality is aliens are voting in American elections,” J. Christian Adams, president of Public Interest Legal Foundation, who has spent decades working on election integrity told The Post, noting no one is quite sure how widespread the problem is.
There were about 14 million people who are in the country legally but who are not citizens in 2023, according to the Pew Research center. While they may have work permits and visas, they can’t vote.
“It’s way worse than the left says, but it’s way better than some others say,” he added.
Pennsylvania, a crucial swing state, stands out for disastrous alien voter registration, said Adams. The Keystone State has admitted a glitch in its “motor voter” program, which registers voters at the DMV, inadvertently has allowed approximately 100,000 non-citizens to register to vote, though some state officials dispute this number.
Another Pennsylvania voter, Indian citizen Kaushalkumar Patel, 47, of Allentown will stand trial this month for allegedly voting illegally in the 2020 election in Penn.
Patel’s lawyer Philip Steinberg previously said he’s waiting for more information from the goverment laying out their case against Patel, saying in a statement: “Mr. Patel has lived a law abiding life in the United States for over 20 years. He works, pays his taxes and is an active participant in his community. He is also the proud father of two young daughters.”
On March 6, Canadian Denis Bouchard, 70, pleaded guilty to two counts of making false claims he was a US citizen to vote in 2022 and 2024 elections in North Carolina and faces ten years in prison.
An investigation by The Post revealed a man by the same name and age had voted in every election since 2004 and was not registered with a political party. That man was removed from voter rolls in that state after Bouchard’s conviction.
In one shocking case, Chinese national Haoxiang Gao, 19, who was a student at the University of Michigan, was charged on June 3 last year with illegally voting in the 2024 election, but fled to China before he could face justice. . .
. . . Polling shows the SAVE Act is extremely popular with voters, getting over 70% support, with even half of Democrats in favor.

Not only do illegal aliens help steal elections, they steal our society and destroy our culture. Talk about decolonization. Well, Decolonization begins at home. Assimilate or get the hell out. By any means necessary. Yeah, Schemer and the Dems are easy targets but Thune and the GOP not going all out to ram this bill home is is as sharp a dagger as Schemer and his ilk's opposition.

While we're on the subject of despicable, I give you the Blonde-bobed Borgia of Bolshevism:

Wow. I’ve been keeping track of Virgina’s new governor, Abigail Spanberger, she who ran as that rarest of political creatures: a moderate Democrat. But the moment she was inaugurated, she ripped off the mask and flew her socialist freak flag. Nowhere has this been more evident in her—and the Democrat-controlled legislature’s--mania for gun control.
I wrote about her “assault weapon” and magazine capacity ban on March 15 in Democrats go gun crazy. Despite there being no such thing as an “assault weapon,” Spanberger has banned AR-15s and the like as well as magazines with greater than 15-round capacity. This is a blatant violation of Heller and Bruen and is sure to be eventually overturned by the Supreme Court, if Democrats don’t seize total control of government and pack the Supreme Court before then. But that’s just the beginning . . .These constitutionally suspect measures are surely only the beginning. The legislature, at the urging of the “moderate” Spanberger, are on a roll. It’s HB 110 that is most revealing of their ultimate intentions. All tyrants immediately ban citizen ownership of guns. That’s a bit difficult in America, which unlike all other nations has a Second Amendment, so they go as far as they dare, and Spanberger dares greatly.
Tyrants also exempt themselves from the law they pass. I know our Congress routinely does that . . . They’re exempt because they’re special. Normal Virginians aren’t fit to exercise their full rights under the Second Amendment, but Democrats—morally and intellectually superior beings—are.

The author notes "Virginia is fast becoming a socialist tyranny., to which I ask "and how should an armed citizenry react to prevent this?"

Elsewhere, the situation in Iran continues apace as is evidenced by the links.

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As the issue of election security ramps up in Congress with the SAVE act, Sacko’s arrest was one of nearly a dozen uncovered by The Post of non-citizens allegedly voting in US elections, sometimes for decades, with many remaining listed as active voters on state rolls, even after their convictions. “The reality is aliens are voting in American elections,” J. Christian Adams, president of Public Interest Legal Foundation, who has spent decades working on election integrity told The Post, noting no one is quite sure how widespread the problem is.
Illegal immigrants from Africa, India and China are voting in US elections — here’s how they’re doing it

AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!

Rockets and at least five drones were launched at the US embassy in Baghdad ‌early on Tuesday from areas around the city, Iraqi security sources said, describing the attack as the most intense since the start of the US-Israel war with Iran.
Drones, rockets fired at US embassy in Baghdad: report
Stopping short in Iran would turn victory into a warning: we’d prove the regime’s defenses are useless—while giving its hardliners every reason to sprint for a nuclear bomb.
Finish the Job, Mr. President
They started it. Trump is finishing it.
Ending the Ayatollahs’ 47-Year War on the World
“I want to see an end to this war as quickly as possible, because the longer it goes on, the more dangerous the situation becomes, and the worse it is for the cost of living back here at home.”
Starmer will not allow UK to be pulled into wider Middle East conflict
What the primary purpose was - and is.
IDF: Regime Change Was Never Our Goal
The cooperation is part of a broader strategic partnership challenging U.S. interests and affecting global oil markets.
Iran Claims to Be Receiving Military Support from China and Russia.
Stop the Sejjil at its source: cripple the Jajarm aluminum-powder plant, and Iran’s fast-launch missile program runs out of fuel before it can threaten U.S. forces and allies.
How to Stop Iran’s Dangerous New Sejjil Missiles
Armageddon ticking.
Iran Could Have 8000 Ballistic Missiles by the End of 2027

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“I think it’s safe to say there’s no plan for a wave of new Middle Eastern refugees to the United States of America,” Secretary of the Department of Defense Pete Hegseth said March 5. “I think, as the president has pointed out for a long time, there are a lot of countries in the region who would be capable of providing that kind of support if need be.”
Trump Has Plans To Avoid Iranian Refugee Crisis — But War May Make It Inevitable
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
A UN day created by an Islamic leader who called Osama bin Laden a “martyr.”
What Are You Doing on the ‘International Day to Combat Islamophobia?’
He also complained he can’t ‘contextualize’ Oct 7 without condemnation
In SXSW Appearance, Columbia Encampment Organizer Mahmoud Khalil Says It’s ‘Very Racist’ To Ask Him To Condemn Hamas
When women’s rights collided with Islamic blasphemy laws at the UN, women lost.
UN Human Rights Council Refuses to Defend Female Victims of Sharia
A Sikh restaurant owner refuses to bow to Islamic bullying — and ends up in handcuffs.
Halal Pressure in London
"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
Victor Davis Hanson: The contrast between the grateful immigrants who once embraced America and the resentful newcomers who scorn it reveals how radically—and dangerously—the nation’s immigration ethos has changed.
Our New Ungracious Immigrants
The allegations are unlikely to lead to criminal charges in the near term, though the statute of limitations for perjury extends for five years. . . Noem’s removal from her position as DHS Secretary as of March 31 was recently announced by President Donald J. Trump. She has been reassigned to serve as a special envoy to the Shield of the Americas. Trump has nominated Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-OK) to replace her, with confirmation hearings expected soon.
Dems Want CRIMINAL CHARGES For Ousted Kristi Noem. Here’s Why…
THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE
White House staff secretary Will Scharf emphasized that the task force aims to root out “widespread revelations of fraud in federally-funded programs in states like Minnesota and California,” and potentially return billions or possibly hundreds of billions of dollars to taxpayers.
Trump Taps Vance to Lead Anti-Fraud Task Force
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
he Colorado River system faces critical strain, jeopardizing water supplies, irrigation, and hydropower generation for millions.
Lake Mead Is In Real Trouble, Which Means So Are Phoenix and Las Vegas.
“Democrats are shamelessly playing politics with national security."
EXCLUSIVE: Homeland Security Terrorism Investigators Are Going Without Pay
the federal government was told 15 years ago, take a full inventory of everything it does — it's never been able to get that done.
What, Exactly, Does The Federal Government Do? The World May Never Know
OFFICIAL DEMOCRAT PARTY/LEFTIST-ENDORSED, AND OTHER ANTI-SEMITISM, ANTI-CHRISTIANITY
Abubaker Abed, a self-styled 'Palestinian' journalist, said Temple Israel was 'guilty of a crime'
Contributor to Soros-Funded Drop Site News Called Michigan Synagogue Attack Self-Defense
Carrie Prejean Boller was terminated from the commission after using a hearing to defend Candace Owens and claim her Catholic faith prevented her from supporting the Jewish state
Religious Liberty Commission Has Productive Meeting Without Loony Aging Beauty Queen Who Hijacked February Hearing To Bash Israel
SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
The Knight Institute is appealing a judge’s ruling that releasing the report—on a case that was thrown out and dismissed—would be a 'manifest injustice' to Trump
Columbia-Funded Legal Group Fights for Release of Jack Smith’s Mar-a-Lago Documents Report in Wake of University’s $221 Million Settlement With Trump
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
The BBC has subsequently been exposed as having edited other remarks by President Trump and White House officials, raising concerns about editorial impartiality and the truthfulness of media portrayals of political leaders.
The BBC Wants Trump’s Defamation Suit Dismissed on a Technicality.
“He tweets about me obsessively in the crudest, nastiest terms possible. Literally more than some stalkers I’ve had arrested. He doesn’t like it when women like me fight back. Bc of his micropenis.”
Megyn Kelly—Mark Levin Feud Heats Up: ‘I’m Sorry You Have a Micro Penis’

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The interview focuses on China’s intentions to take over the world with AI, a topic covered extensively in CODE RED. As Hall explains, China has spent years expanding its espionage capabilities through AI-powered apps like TikTok and DeepSeek.
‘CODE RED’ Author Tells ‘Daily Mail:’ AI ‘Data Vacuums’ Like TikTok and DeepSeek Are Chinese Espionage Tools
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
One wants to tax toddler college savings accounts. The other wants to snatch 50% of the value of family homes through a new estate tax.
Mamdani, Newsom, take aim at the classic American dream
Uber co-founder Travis Kalanick says he's the latest billionaire to join the exodus out of California as the "billionaire tax" initiative gathers signatures for the November ballot. "On December 18, I moved to Texas," he told TPBN hosts John Coogan and Jordi Hays. "I don't know what's so specific about December 18, but let's just say it's prior to January."
California Chased Out Another Billionaire, Bringing the Total Money Lost To...
The president’s new directive gets the federal government out of the way of construction.
Trump’s Executive Order Is a Big Win for Housing
CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
Three men are in custody after turning themselves in for a stomach-churning assault at a San Jose restaurant that left two Israeli-American victims battered and the community on edge.
Cops bust anti-Semitic thugs who attacked Jewish diners at posh restaurant
California’s ruling class promised “reform,” but what they delivered is a state where a mob can ram a stolen car through a storefront, loot $1.7 million in gold and diamonds in 70 seconds, and mostly vanish back into the wind.
Fremont Jewelry Raid Shows How California’s ‘Reforms’ Empower Criminal Mobs
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
Incompetence and taxpayer abuse are widespread in California schools, and teachers’ unions are as brazen as ever.
California’s Education Woes Continue to Mount
ABORTION
Pew buries the fact that four in 10 Americans agree that ‘human life begins at conception, so an embryo is a person with rights.’
Pew’s Latest Poll Tries To Hide Americans’ Hesitancy About Unlimited Abortion, Mifepristone
SECOND AMENDMENT
Virginia is fast becoming a socialist tyranny. (and how should an armed citizenry react to prevent this?- jjs)
Spanberger and gun control: a pale shade
THE 2020 and SUBSEQUENT ELECTION HEISTS , SHENANIGANS/FRAUD and AFTERMATH
After weeks of dragging his feet on the voter ID bill, Senate Majority Leader John Thune finally said the act will be voted on this week, CNBC reported. However, the act is likely to fail due to Thune’s unwillingness to amend the filibuster in the Senate, which currently requires a 60-vote threshold to pass legislation.
Schemer: SAVE America Act ‘Despicable,’ Trump Wants to ‘Cheat’ in Midterms (Despicable is a racist word. La Raza demands change to DeSpanable - jjs)
POLITICS
This is Chicago where the dead vote and endorse.
Zombie Jesse Jackson May Endorse After Death
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
Trump’s comments add to the rising speculation that his administration is preparing to topple Cuba’s communist regime, which is reeling from an energy crisis caused by the removal of Marxist dictator Nicolás Maduro in Venezuela, which was Cuba’s chief source of oil.
WATCH: ‘I Can Do Anything I Want With It’ — Trump Predicts He Will Have ‘The Honor’ of ‘Taking Cuba.’
You may hear more about Noboa in the months to come in the media. You'll probably see some left-wing dog whistle words and phrases like "authoritarian" and "human rights violations" in the MSM headlines, too. That's because Noboa is tough on crime — it's why he was elected. He's even been called Ecuador's Bukele. He's also very pro-Donald Trump and pro-United States. And he's not afraid to deploy the country's military to eradicate the organized crime that has turned Ecuador from one of the safest countries in the Western Hemisphere to one of the most dangerous because he knows drastic times call for drastic measures — all things leftists don't like.
Daniel Noboa Unleashes the Beast and We're All Better Off For It
The Republic of Somaliland, an independent nation seeking recognition of separation from Somalia, is asking the U.S. to build a base by their strategic port while defying our mutual enemy the Chinese Communist Party (CCP) by recognizing Taiwan. Somaliland even wants to offer us access to critical minerals, another potential blow to the CCP.
Somaliland Offers U.S. a Base and Stands Up to Communist China
HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE
I’m shocked the media and health officials buried the story since it’s a severe strain and the city had an outbreak a few years ago.
Severe Monkeypox Clade 1 Detected in New York City
The policy aims to increase transparency and drive down healthcare costs through competition.
RFK Jr. Orders Health Providers and Insurers to Disclose Rates, Publicly Post Prices.
The ruling from Judge Brian E. Murphy comes after the Trump administration made “unprecedented changes to routine US immunization recommendations in January,” the Guardian reported. Murphy also ruled that Kennedy’s replacement of the vaccine advisers last year “likely violated federal law.”
Judge Blocks RFK Jr., CDC’s Changes of Child Vaccine Recommendations
While competent adults in virtually every other medical context retain the absolute right to refuse treatment, pregnant women face a starkly different reality. In certain states, including Florida, courts have carved out a unique legal pathway allowing hospitals to seek emergency orders compelling cesarean sections against a woman’s clearly expressed wishes. These interventions transform what should be a collaborative medical decision into a state-enforced procedure in which the mother’s informed refusal is overridden.
‘Now This Is The Craziest Thing I’ve Ever Seen’ — When A Judge Decides How You Give Birth In 3-Hour Hearing
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
Their results reveal that the mantle of L98-59d is likely molten silicate (similar to lava on Earth), with a global magma ocean extending thousands of kilometres beneath.
Astronomers discover a super-Earth-sized exoplanet covered by a molten ocean of lava
...to highlight how little we know, for the rest of this week I am going give my readers a tour of the few images Voyager-2 gave us of Uranus’ five biggest moons, the five that early astronomers had discovered prior to the space age and shown in the five pictures above, taken by Voyager-2 as it was approaching Uranus from a distance of about three million miles.
Continuing our tour of Uranus’ five biggest moons: Ariel
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
Federal courts have done the worst damage to themselves with a century of outrageous and abusive rulings like this one from the Ninth Circuit.
Media, 29 Federal Judges Freak Out Over Rude Words In Dissent Attacking Trans Child Abuse
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
Many species are fairly well known for comical lack of memory. It’s a(n) (inaccurate) meme that goldfish memory resets every three seconds. Walleye fish are notoriously stupid. Tagged walleyes have been known to get caught in the same angle, with the same bait, at the same time of day multiple days running. There are cases of turkeys drowning from looking up during the rain. Baby chicks will witness their siblings get mangled by machinery and suffer the same fate seconds later.
Hollywood Communists Suffer From A Perennial Plague. It Was On Display At Last Night’s Oscars
Viewers are not irrational for noticing a pattern.
Duvall slighted, Bardot snubbed? Politics may be hard to ignore
Christian Toto: Industry suddenly focused on free speech ignores canceled conservative
Why Won’t Hollywood Rally Behind Ben Bankas?
“Friends,” “Seinfeld,” “Sex and the City,” the Vogue aesthetic, and NYC glamour have newfound cachet.
Gen Z Is Looking Back At The 1990s And Realizing What America Lost

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1 Happy St Patricks Day

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 07:00 AM (gbOdA)

2 Top o the mornin!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 17, 2026 07:02 AM (YfZCH)

3 Greetings and Good Morning, everyone! Sadly, I'm off to do some work so I may miss out on most of the conversation. See you when I get back.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 17, 2026 07:03 AM (+4yJ5)

4
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 17, 2026 07:04 AM (tljrc)

5 Moronin', Hourde!

Posted by: Hans O'Lo at March 17, 2026 07:06 AM (S108+)

6 Despicable? That's laughable coming from a shmendrik grillman like Schumer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 17, 2026 07:06 AM (wVcYX)

7 "Despicable?"

Did Schumer spit it out like Daffy Duck or Sylvester the Cat?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 07:09 AM (ESVrU)

8 You said to hold that bit about Saipov in abeyance... but then it looks like you never came back to it. Unless I'm missing something.

Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 07:11 AM (3hunF)

9 I dunno, I think we ought to have a vote on this “Democracy” stuff.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 17, 2026 07:12 AM (f9G9D)

10 Jacko is on his backo.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 17, 2026 07:12 AM (THluz)

11 Thank you JJ

One might be tempted to say to Schumer: Despicable? I don't think that word means what you think it means!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 17, 2026 07:13 AM (xT8gx)

12 Happy St Patrick's Day to all youse Irish hoodlums out there.

Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 07:14 AM (ZxPkt)

13 Begorrah!

Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater at March 17, 2026 07:18 AM (wVcYX)

14 Begorrah!
Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater at March 17, 2026 07:18 AM (wVcYX)

What's a gorrah?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2026 07:24 AM (1Ff7Z)

15 What's a gorrah?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2026 07:24 AM (1Ff7Z)

And why would I want to be one?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2026 07:25 AM (1Ff7Z)

16 What's a gorrah?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2026 07:24 AM (1Ff7Z)

An Irish exclamation, but that's not important now.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater at March 17, 2026 07:26 AM (wVcYX)

17 >Continuing our tour of Uranus’ five biggest moons: Ariel
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there is still much we don't know about Uranus

Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 07:27 AM (ZxPkt)

18 "illegal aliens should not be treated the same as people who entered the United States legally"

They should be given special compensation and moved to the head of the line.

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 07:28 AM (vFG9F)

19 What's a gorrah?"

20 Euro. Same as in Dublin...

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 07:28 AM (XuXeR)

20 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 07:28 AM (RIvkX)

21 Continuing our tour of Uranus’ five biggest moons: Ariel
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there is still much we don't know about Uranus
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 07:27 AM (ZxPkt)

It's encircled by so many moons that they should call it the hemorrhoid belt.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2026 07:29 AM (1Ff7Z)

22 Gosh and Gonorrhea, it's a fine day for the wearing of the green and shitting in me pants!

Saints preserve us!

Posted by: Joe Biden, Irish American at March 17, 2026 07:32 AM (RnaSg)

23 Morning again Horde, thx JJ.
Happy St Patrick's Day.
Schumer is my senator. He shows up once or twice a year to announce grants then leaves. He lets the crazy leftists around here do their thing. I still think AOC has a shot to beat him in 28, even with her recent foreign policy implosion. There's enough crazy young leftists to give her a shot

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 07:32 AM (YsPj+)

24 I’ve been keeping track of Virgina’s new governor, Abigail Spanberger, she who ran as that rarest of political creatures: a moderate Democrat. But the moment she was inaugurated, she ripped off the mask and flew her socialist freak flag.
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This analysis is in error. Virginia didn't elect a governor, it elected a Party. And the Party is now in control of the policy agenda, not the legislature, bot the governor.

Just like in California.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 07:32 AM (RIvkX)

25 The pukin o'the green

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 07:34 AM (YsPj+)

26 I thought it was interesting, so I told my wife that Uranus has the highest winds in the solar system. Strangely, she seemed uninterested in planetary science... seemed irked, even. I don't understand why....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 17, 2026 07:34 AM (xT8gx)

27 Let the pinchings commence!

Posted by: Cray Cray at March 17, 2026 07:34 AM (sP0VB)

28 The real question is; if you gave Megyn Kelly some MAGA-cock, would she know what to do with it?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 07:35 AM (M9gjJ)

29 G'mornin' everyone!

2 below, breezy, not snowing, yay!

Thanks, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 17, 2026 07:37 AM (MIIRH)

30 Did Chuckles the Vile pronounce despicable like Daffy Duck?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 17, 2026 07:37 AM (1wILg)

31 Ding Dong Larijani’s Dead!
Larijani’s Dead!
Larijani’s Dead!

Head of Iranian Internal Security, he’d been mocking the ability of the US and Israel to target him. Biggest hit since the elder Khameini was taken out.

(I’ll guarantee that an Iranian who hates this regime dropped a dime on his location)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 07:39 AM (Li94Y)

32 This analysis is in error. Virginia didn't elect a governor, it elected a Party. And the Party is now in control of the policy agenda, not the legislature, bot the governor.

Just like in California.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 07:32 AM (RIvkX)

————

You can bet your bibi-bobkas this will happen at the same rate on the federal level the next time they get their grubby hands on the presidency.

Posted by: Cray Cray at March 17, 2026 07:39 AM (sP0VB)

33 Larijani’s Dead!

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Great news, thanks.

Javid Shah!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 07:42 AM (RIvkX)

34 Ali Larijani, head of the Supreme National Security Council of Iran, was hit

Top Iran security official killed days after goading US and Israel in live interview

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 07:42 AM (y6pwI)

35 Larijani’s Dead!"

*cues up Curtis Mayfield...*

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 07:43 AM (XuXeR)

36 Top Iran security official killed days after goading US and Israel in live interview

I like this strategy.

Posted by: Col. Kurtz at March 17, 2026 07:44 AM (OO5c2)

37 34 Ali Larijani, head of the Supreme National Security Council of Iran, was hit

Top Iran security official killed days after goading US and Israel in live interview
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 07:42 AM (y6pwI)

IF ONLY JOHN KERRY WAS WITH HIM . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2026 07:44 AM (x0n13)

38 De-Spic-Able sounds racist.

Posted by: davidt at March 17, 2026 07:44 AM (Q+gd/)

39 RCP this morning features a back-and-forth slapfest between Mark Levin and Megyn Kelly... One link to X where Levin insults her and another link to Kelly's website which responds. I'm with Old Yeller on this one but honestly it's embarrassing when adults act this way.... Just ignore her, please. She thrives on the attention; an attention whore, if you will....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 17, 2026 07:46 AM (xT8gx)

40 Seventeen alleged drug traffickers are facing charges after authorities say they ran a sprawling methamphetamine pipeline that pumped hundreds of pounds of the drug every month across Northern California.

Prosecutors in Placer County announced Thursday that the suspects were charged with crimes including conspiracy and transporting large quantities of methamphetamine for sale after an eight-month undercover probe dubbed “Operation Meltdown.”

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 07:46 AM (y6pwI)

41 38 De-Spic-Able sounds racist.
Posted by: davidt at March 17, 2026 07:44 AM (Q+gd/)

Only if you mean are illegal alien enclaves easy to target for mass deportation...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2026 07:47 AM (x0n13)

42 I'm just so shocked that Megyn and Tucker seem to have lost their minds. Is it the Candace virus infecting our party?

Posted by: Jaimo at March 17, 2026 07:47 AM (BCuCF)

43 LOL. Al Jazeera says the US and Israel are winning in Iran. They're more positive on it than the US media or the Democrat Party.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 07:48 AM (v8+Kf)

44 I don't believe a wealth tax is Constitutional. The 16th amendment is the only one which allows taxes on individuals, and that is only for INCOME, not already accumulated wealth.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 07:48 AM (Da7Vv)

45 Iran supporters and leftists (but I repeat myself) on X are also butthurt this morning that one of the biggest pro-Iran accounts, the source of much of the ridiculous AI footage showing Glorious Iranian Victories, had been tossed off the platform. And all content erased.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 07:48 AM (Li94Y)

46 34 Ali Larijani, head of the Supreme National Security Council of Iran, was hit

Top Iran security official killed days after goading US and Israel in live interview
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 07:42 AM (y6pwI)

Who we got left in the Pretty Good National Security Council minor leagues that we can move up to The Show?

Posted by: Iranian Regime at March 17, 2026 07:48 AM (wVcYX)

47 44 I don't believe a wealth tax is Constitutional. The 16th amendment is the only one which allows taxes on individuals, and that is only for INCOME, not already accumulated wealth.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 07:48 AM (Da7Vv)

Tell that to the Bolsheviks who now want to confiscate unrealized profits.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2026 07:48 AM (x0n13)

48 Air-aggedon — Flyer chaos rages as 300 TSA officers quit while Dems refuse budget deal

… that’s quite a record to run on

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 07:49 AM (y6pwI)

49 Mr. Sefton continues to besmirch me in his tirades!

Posted by: Bipedal Coprolite at March 17, 2026 07:49 AM (oftw2)

50 "Iran Could Have 8000 Ballistic Missiles by the End of 2027"

Even now? And launchers? I think the real problem will be suicide bombers.

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 07:49 AM (vFG9F)

51 What's a gorrah?

It's the marketplace on top of the hill in the middle of every Greek city. If you're askeered of being out in public, it's a gorrah phobia.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 17, 2026 07:49 AM (zdLoL)

52 39 - My apologies JJ. You have a link to the Levin-Kelly slapfest. Amazing how you manage to compile so many links!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 17, 2026 07:50 AM (xT8gx)

53 RCP this morning features a back-and-forth slapfest between Mark Levin and Megyn Kelly... One link to X where Levin insults her and another link to Kelly's website which responds. I'm with Old Yeller on this one but honestly it's embarrassing when adults act this way.... Just ignore her, please. She thrives on the attention; an attention whore, if you will....

Levin's old enough that "she used to be my friend at Fox" is a grave matter that must be addressed. He probably doesn't understand the click economy that's lurking in the background of all of this.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 07:50 AM (v8+Kf)

54 With Larijani gone, Mojtaba out of the picture, there is really no legitimate leadership. Pezekshian and Aragchi, but they are hiding inside hospitals.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 07:50 AM (RIvkX)

55 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 07:50 AM (ExV1e)

56 The Israelis also killed the head of the Basij. There's going to come a point soon where their will be no targets. At which point the Iranian people have to do the rest

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 07:51 AM (YsPj+)

57 "I'm just so shocked that Megyn and Tucker seem to have lost their minds. Is it the Candace virus infecting our party?
Posted by: Jaimo"

The TRUMP!!! curse manifests itself in many ways.

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 07:52 AM (vFG9F)

58 6:52 and thru da links

thx jjs

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 07:52 AM (gbOdA)

59 Everybody said that this is Israel's war, so let the IDF and Mossad handle all of the regime changes and wartime assassinations.

If we just stick to hard targets and commerce, it's win-win.

Those arguing that we did anything other than preemptively defend our interests is an idiot.

Iran was never going to strike the Great Satan.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 07:52 AM (M9gjJ)

60 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 07:53 AM (uEcbY)

61 I'm just so shocked that Megyn and Tucker seem to have lost their minds. Is it the Candace virus infecting our party?

Posted by: Jaimo at March 17, 2026 07:47 AM (BCuCF)

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"Follow the money." -- Deep Throat

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 07:53 AM (My0zW)

62 good morning JJ, Horde

Happy St. Patrick's Day, everyone

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 17, 2026 07:53 AM (x6UjB)

63 Disenfranchised millions of Illegals

Posted by: Skip at March 17, 2026 07:54 AM (uEcbY)

64 Who we got left in the Pretty Good National Security Council minor leagues that we can move up to The Show?

Pretty sure to make them Supreme all you do is add some shredded cheese and sour cream. Maybe extra cilantro.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 17, 2026 07:54 AM (zdLoL)

65 Iran was never going to strike the Great Satan.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 07:52 AM (M9gjJ)
====

You're a little late.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 07:54 AM (RIvkX)

66 I don't believe a wealth tax is Constitutional. The 16th amendment is the only one which allows taxes on individuals, and that is only for INCOME, not already accumulated wealth.

Hahaha...your a funny guy! Constitution? Hahahaha! You going to be in town all week? Should I try the veal? Hahahahahaha! Funny!

Posted by: Zombie Shecky Greene at March 17, 2026 07:56 AM (RnaSg)

67 Top Iran security official killed days after goading US and Israel in live interview

I like this strategy.
Posted by: Col. Kurtz at March 17, 2026 07:44 AM (OO5c2)

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." BANG!

Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 07:57 AM (3hunF)

68 We don't hold things in abeyance often enough.

Posted by: Person who likes the word abeyance at March 17, 2026 07:58 AM (DvFzy)

69 What Are You Doing on the ‘International Day to Combat Islamophobia?’

The only way to combat Islamophobia is to destroy Islam. If I fear termites are in my house, I don't put out extra wood for them to eat, I call the exterminator.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 07:58 AM (ynpvh)

70
Need a tissue, Adam?
https://x.com/RNCResearch/status/
2033195043129885162

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 07:58 AM (gbOdA)

71

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 17, 2026 07:59 AM (DDJSl)

72 And let's do more goading while we're at it.

Posted by: Person who likes the word goading at March 17, 2026 07:59 AM (DvFzy)

73 On the "immigrant" front, Fox has this:
https://shorter.me/BKpQZ

Buried lede: We actually have a visa for people visiting the US who are victims of a crime, just so they can stay?!

Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 07:59 AM (3hunF)

74 RCP this morning features a back-and-forth slapfest between Mark Levin and Megyn Kelly... One link to X where Levin insults her and another link to Kelly's website which responds. I'm with Old Yeller on this one but honestly it's embarrassing when adults act this way.... Just ignore her, please. She thrives on the attention; an attention whore, if you will....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 17, 2026 07:46 AM (xT8gx)

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I'm with Levin on this: he's the only conservative "influencer" (perhaps aside from President Trump) calling out the Deep State PsyOp "Right-Wing" Anti-Semite Grifting Hate-America Firsters by name.

Virtually every other "influencer" cowardly refuses to do so -- hiding behind the old RINO "we're better than that crowd" that gave us The Clintons, DogEater, F. Joe Mugabe, and Kommie-la.

You can't fight and destroy an enemy -- especially one whose "internally" co-opted your movement -- without naming names and destroying them literally.

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 07:59 AM (My0zW)

75 This is how it's done when the Governor decides to stop all official interaction with ICE

https://tinyurl.com/33jsn3k4

Stay with it down to paragraph seven.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 08:00 AM (iMotb)

76 The U.S. Court of Appeals for the 1st Circuit ruled Monday that the Trump administration can continue to quickly deport migrants to third countries after U.S. District Judge Brian Murphy directed the administration last month to first try to remove migrants to the country they came from and allow them to contest the deportation if their home country is not available.

Murphy on Monday blocked the Trump administration from making a series of changes to vaccines, including a recent overhaul of the childhood vaccine schedule.

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 08:00 AM (y6pwI)

77 Ok you can have this International Day to Combat Islamaphobia.
The other 364 we combat Islam.
In fact you can't have your day either. No eff off

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 08:00 AM (YsPj+)

78 Happy St Patricks Day
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 07:00 AM (gbOdA)

Salutations to all honorary Micks and Mickettes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:01 AM (ExV1e)

79 And all content erased.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 17, 2026 07:48 AM (Li94Y)

Bummer! That means we can't go and laugh at those wonderfully fantastical AI-generated hovering B2s and pics of 14 Mossad agents all riding in a F-35. I'm gonna miss those.

Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 08:01 AM (3hunF)

80 Buried lede: We actually have a visa for people visiting the US who are victims of a crime, just so they can stay?!
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 07:59 AM (3hunF)

They is also a scam to create fake crimes to get the visa. About 10 Indians (c-store nor casinos) run this scam where convicted.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:02 AM (gbOdA)

81 78 Happy St Patricks Day
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 07:00 AM (gbOdA)

Salutations to all honorary Micks and Mickettes.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:01 AM (ExV1e)

I'll wear orange and green in memory of my protestant and catholic ancestors...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:02 AM (ynpvh)

82 There should be a vote every damn day on the SAVE Act to hold these basturd dems accountable while storms are happening and shit is unfunded. Put them to the back of the line and let them burn. Who DO THEY THINK THEY ARE???

Posted by: DefendUSA at March 17, 2026 08:02 AM (IR8r2)

83 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:02 AM (IBXdg)

84 Ali Larijani, head of the Supreme National Security Council of Iran, was hit

Top Iran security official killed days after goading US and Israel in live interview
Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 07:42 AM (y6pwI)

Who we got left in the Pretty Good National Security Council minor leagues that we can move up to The Show?
Posted by: Iranian Regime at March 17, 2026 07:48 AM (wVcYX)

No, it's the Regular National Security Council.
The Supreme has sour cream and diced tomatoes on it.

Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 08:03 AM (3hunF)

85 Did I ever mention that my Grandmother was raised as an infant in the shadow of the Titanic being built?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 08:03 AM (iMotb)

86 Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 17, 2026 07:54 AM (zdLoL)

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Belatedly saw your (quite appropriate) mocking of my having typed "Air Calvary" instead of "Air Cavalry" a few nights ago.

I appreciated the correction and it gave me and The Wifey much mirth ... cheers!

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:03 AM (My0zW)

87 I'm not surprised the Oscars, attended by the most putrid collection of pampered, ignorant, hypocritical, degenerate a-holes, omitted and/or slighted "non commie" actors and actresses. They've been doing it for years. It makes me sick to my stomach. Hollywood's giant sign atop that hill should be replaced with a massive hammer and sickle flag. I can't wait until AI ruins whatever's left of that Satan's diseased den called Hollywood.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2026 08:04 AM (qBdHI)

88 Happy St. Patrick's Day,! ☘️☘️☘️

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:04 AM (NpAcC)

89 Thomas Crooks, the man who attempted to assassinate Donald Trump frequented in online spaces known for their furry fandom.
Charlie Kirk’s likely assassin, Tyler Robinson, had a documented furry fixation and even engraved one of his bullet casing with a well-known furry meme.
The Dallas ICE facility shooter, Joshua Jahn, also appears to have been involved in the furry community based on several of his social media posts.

Crazy people doing cra cra things.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:05 AM (gbOdA)

90 Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 17, 2026 07:54 AM (zdLoL)

Beat me to it.

Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 08:05 AM (3hunF)

91 I'm just so shocked that Megyn and Tucker seem to have lost their minds. Is it the Candace virus infecting our party?
Posted by: Jaimo at March 17, 2026 07:47 AM (BCuCF)

Do not believe that media celebrities who temporarily make conservative mouth noises are part of "our party".

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:05 AM (ExV1e)

92 lol, no one wants to help Trump with the Straight of Hormuz. He broke it, he gets to fix it. We all get stuck astronomical gas prices.

Posted by: Sid at March 17, 2026 08:06 AM (SYjPE)

93 88 Happy St. Patrick's Day,! ☘️☘️☘️
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:04 AM (NpAcC)

Erin go Bragh

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:06 AM (gbOdA)

94 which registers voters at the DMV, inadvertently has allowed approximately 100,000 non-citizens to register to vote, though some state officials dispute this number
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I dispute inadvertently.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 08:06 AM (+wInS)

95 What, Exactly, Does The Federal Government Do? The World May Never Know

Take your money, spy on you, violate your natural rights.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:06 AM (ynpvh)

96 I don't believe a wealth tax is Constitutional. The 16th amendment is the only one which allows taxes on individuals, and that is only for INCOME, not already accumulated wealth.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 07:48 AM (Da7Vv)

That only affects the federal government. States may tax you in any manner they wish.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:06 AM (ExV1e)

97 Good morning! On this day in history news ... VT's first female mayor (St Albans mayor Janet Smith) was shot and killed by her illegal alien handyman only a few days into her term.

that was 1980!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 08:07 AM (j+aD2)

98 No, it's the Regular National Security Council.
The Supreme has sour cream and diced tomatoes on it.
Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 08:03 AM (3hunF)
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And here I thought that Supreme meant green peppers, black olives, and onions.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 08:07 AM (ESVrU)

99 Hey....Baby's up!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 08:07 AM (iMotb)

100 100

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 08:08 AM (iMotb)

101 >>>Virtually every other "influencer" cowardly refuses to do so -- hiding behind the old RINO "we're better than that crowd" that gave us The Clintons, DogEater, F. Joe Mugabe, and Kommie-la.

>You forgot Willard Romney. I wonder if we could get him to give us a little lark in the morning?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 08:08 AM (M9gjJ)

102 One of the brown belts in our dojo has known Robert Duvall for years, I got to talk to Mr. Duvall briefly on my friend's car phone a couple of weeks before he passed. Mr. Duvall's widow, who has a Black Belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, stayed at my friend's house this past week while in TX visiting her friends in the state. Robert Duvall himself had a Black Belt in Judo, having studied with the late Hollywood Stuntman Gene LeBell, who was also one of Ronda Rousey's Judo and MMA coaches.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 08:09 AM (Da7Vv)

103 He broke it, he gets to fix it. We all get stuck astronomical gas prices.
====

Not our oil coming through there dummy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:09 AM (RIvkX)

104 Interesting where MeAgain's mind goes when challenged.

Posted by: Halfhand at March 17, 2026 08:09 AM (OO5c2)

105 94 which registers voters at the DMV, inadvertently has allowed approximately 100,000 non-citizens to register to vote, though some state officials dispute this number
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I dispute inadvertently.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 08:06 AM (+wInS)

Cali sent 400k names to vote reg by mistake.
Funny number as it is the exact same number of vote reg AZ tried to authenticate via SS and they were rejected.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:09 AM (gbOdA)

106 They is also a scam to create fake crimes to get the visa. About 10 Indians (c-store nor casinos) run this scam where convicted.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:02 AM (gbOdA)

Well, that was what they were doing, yes. It was 11 just convicted (ALL named "Patel"), along with the organizer and one other previously convicted.

Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 08:09 AM (3hunF)

107 I'll wear orange and green in memory of my protestant and catholic ancestors...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:02 AM (ynpvh)

Will you beat the shit out of yourself?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:10 AM (ExV1e)

108
A UN day created by an Islamic leader who called Osama bin Laden a “martyr.”
What Are You Doing on the ‘International Day to Combat Islamophobia?’

I'm carrying concealed, backup mag, hollow points in both mags, head on a swivel, situational awareness at a heightened peak.

Watching out for jihadis wanting to martyr themselves.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 17, 2026 08:10 AM (QVmho)

109 The news from Uranus continues with lovely photos of her moons. I knew a nice girl named Ariel, but her ass wasn't especially large.

Posted by: Mr. Spaceman at March 17, 2026 08:10 AM (oftw2)

110 Megyn Kelly—Mark Levin Feud Heats Up: ‘I’m Sorry You Have a Micro Penis’
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All the people who claimed Trump was "crude" and lowered our discourse. You don't think they were all bullshitting do you?

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 08:11 AM (+wInS)

111 Did I ever mention that my Grandmother was raised as an infant in the shadow of the Titanic being built?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 08:03 AM (iMotb)

Why would you throw your grandmother under the ~~bus~~ ship like that? It's not her fault.

Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 08:11 AM (3hunF)

112 If California wanted to lower their gas prices, they could suspend the taxes for a while.

Posted by: Ha ha ha ha ha at March 17, 2026 08:11 AM (vFG9F)

113 Iran Could Have 8000 Ballistic Missiles by the End of 2027"

Yep. And I could have eleventy billion dollars, too.

/

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:12 AM (XuXeR)

114 @90 We Know Supreme - acy when we see it.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 17, 2026 08:12 AM (zdLoL)

115 Today is also National Corned Beef and Cabbage Day

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:13 AM (NpAcC)

116 I think Megyn impugning the merit of fallen American soldiers was the last straw.

Don't people know to stfu when our troops are under fire? They all wanna be Jane Fvcking Fonda.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX)

117 Will you beat the shit out of yourself?"

Right after having a potato....

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:14 AM (XuXeR)

118 97 Good morning! On this day in history news ... VT's first female mayor (St Albans mayor Janet Smith) was shot and killed by her illegal alien handyman only a few days into her term.

that was 1980!

Strong evidence that they were "involved." After being elected, she told him to give up his job and move out of the house, evidently to avoid scandal. He admittedly had a drinking problem. Add it all up and she was unalived.

Posted by: Delurker at March 17, 2026 08:14 AM (gtcuf)

119 What, Exactly, Does The Federal Government Do? The World May Never Know

Take your money, spy on you, violate your natural rights.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:06 AM (ynpvh)

Funny, it's the things listed in 1 Samuel 8:11-18.

Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 08:14 AM (3hunF)

120 The problem with the wealth tax is the 5th amendment takings clause. The government is literally saying we can take your property (money) for public use. If they took a million dollars the government would have to compensate the individual with a million dollars. You'd have to amend the constitution to make such a tax work

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 08:14 AM (YsPj+)

121 St. Patrick's Day. Another day for amateur drunks to fight, puke, get in trouble. All the trains and buses into NYC will be loaded with teenage drunks going to/from the parade. Dressed in green and vomiting on the bus or bus terminal is not a good look. And St. Patrick's Day Parade is no fun at all since Captain Jack McCarthy left the building.

Posted by: Paddy O'Furniture!! at March 17, 2026 08:15 AM (oftw2)

122 The problem with the wealth tax is the 5th amendment takings clause. The government is literally saying we can take your property (money) for public use. If they took a million dollars the government would have to compensate the individual with a million dollars. You'd have to amend the constitution to make such a tax work
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 08:14 AM (YsPj+)

That only affects the federal government. Otherwise states couldn't have property taxes. And they do.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (ExV1e)

123 You'd have to amend the constitution"

Judge Khammanawannalaya laughs...

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (XuXeR)

124 RE: lower Colorado River Basin, Lake Powell and Phoenix/Las Vegas water concerns

The winter of '24-'26 has been exceptionally lean in terms of total snowfall and snowpack levels in the upper Colorado River drainage and indeed throughout the Colorado Rockies, with current snowpack levels at or near historic lows for this date, well below the average. While there may yet be a late snow dump in the high country boosting the final totals, it looks to be a low run-off year.

Here in Grand Junction we only had two snow days all winter, with less than 3" each time. Mildest, driest winter in my memory.

Interactive map:

https://is.gd/hi4NHk

Posted by: muldoon at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (qgHp7)

125 >I think Megyn impugning the merit of fallen American soldiers was the last straw.
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wtf?

Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (ZxPkt)

126 "Wealth tax" is a euphemism. It's a progressive per-capita tax.

You get taxed for having a head attached to your neck. How much you get taxed depends on how much you got.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (Ot/FD)

127 Notice the word that never comes up on people voting

https://x.com/WesternLensman/status/
2033575917428023458

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (gbOdA)

128 States may tax you in any manner they wish.

Actually, no they can't legally do so, for example no Poll Tax, no legal firearms tax etc. A state's authority to tax IS limited by the US Constitution. Do Blue states get away with illegal taxes? Sure they do, the same way they get away with illegal gun control laws: because we stopped tarring and feathering politicians in the 1800's.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 08:17 AM (Da7Vv)

129 oops

The winter of '24-'26...

should be 25026

Posted by: muldoon at March 17, 2026 08:18 AM (qgHp7)

130 Hoy la Habana esta en llmas?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:18 AM (RIvkX)

131 I think Megyn impugning the merit of fallen American soldiers was the last straw.

Don't people know to stfu when our troops are under fire? They all wanna be Jane Fvcking Fonda.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:13 AM (RIvkX)

Sadly, there is a cohort of her fans that will never have a last straw...they'll continue clicking on her stuff no matter what she belches up. Are the clicks real people (I have the same question with Carlson and CO)? I have no idea... but no matter the idiocy they spew they seem to get clicks. It's annoying

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 17, 2026 08:19 AM (xT8gx)

132 124 Here in Grand Junction we only had two snow days all winter, with less than 3" each time. Mildest, driest winter in my memory.

Same here in Fort Collins. Never seen such a mild winter here. Only 3 or 4 snow days all winter and 2 of those were minor. Temps unseasonably high all winter. So dry we've had wildfire warnings since January.

Posted by: Delurker at March 17, 2026 08:19 AM (gtcuf)

133 crap!

25-26

i.e. THIS winter!

Posted by: muldoon at March 17, 2026 08:19 AM (qgHp7)

134 126 "Wealth tax" is a euphemism. It's a progressive per-capita tax.

You get taxed for having a head attached to your neck. How much you get taxed depends on how much you got.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (Ot/FD)

We already have a wealth tax.
So you bust you ass and put money aside to invest.
Next thing you know you need a new truck, or house fix, or take a vaca. And TA FUCKN DA your truck, house, vaca just got around 15 to 20% more expensive as you now owe the government their share.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:19 AM (gbOdA)

135 T's first female mayor (St Albans mayor Janet Smith) was shot and killed by her illegal alien handyman only a few days into her term.

that was 1980!

Strong evidence that they were "involved."

It's a joke that female judges who let violent criminals go free want to date them for a reason.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 17, 2026 08:19 AM (t5upi)

136 Hoy la Habana esta en llmas?"

Sure. Smoke'm if you got 'em...

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:19 AM (XuXeR)

137

Here in Grand Junction we only had two snow days all winter, with less than 3" each time. Mildest, driest winter in my memory.

Interactive map:

https://is.gd/hi4NHk
Posted by: muldoon at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (qgHp7)

Muldoon, we usually go to Moab at the beginning of the year and fly into Grand Junction. Flying in this year we could visibly see how little if any snow in the area and we always hope for more for that reason. I also follow some of the us water gauges to see the averages of water in rivers.

Posted by: Hyacinth at March 17, 2026 08:20 AM (/2pqF)

138 Today is also National Corned Beef and Cabbage Day
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:13 AM (NpAcC)
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I always suspected St. Patrick's Day was a manufactured holiday by Big Cabbage.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 08:20 AM (ESVrU)

139 Posted by: Lady in Black at March 17, 2026 08:04 AM (qBdHI)

Quite "entertaining" that they made themselves irrelevant over the last decade. "We don't need you backward hicks!"

AI has entered the chat

Don't you now....

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 08:20 AM (+wInS)

140 Happy St. Patrick's Day !

I am praying for the intercession of St. Patrick that again, the snakes are again driven out of Ireland ( There weren't actually snakes in Ireland. I think it was supposed to be symbolic of the Druids. ) In this case , it's Muslims and the globalists including the President of Ireland who only mentioned Patrick, not " St. Patrick", I think to denigrate the RC background of the Irish. She also celebrated the resiliency of migrants.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 08:20 AM (ix8EF)

141 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:20 AM (Zz0t1)

142 St. Patrick's Day. Another day for amateur drunks to fight, puke, get in trouble. All the trains and buses into NYC will be loaded with teenage drunks going to/from the parade. Dressed in green and vomiting on the bus or bus terminal is not a good look. And St. Patrick's Day Parade is no fun at all since Captain Jack McCarthy left the building.
Posted by: Paddy O'Furniture!! at March 17, 2026 08:15 AM (oftw2)
=====

Fond memories of the subway escalators getting nasty.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:21 AM (RIvkX)

143 Did I ever mention that my Grandmother was raised as an infant in the shadow of the Titanic being built?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Very cool. I'll bet she has stories from that time period.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:21 AM (IBXdg)

144 Mildest, driest winter in my memory."

Winter went East this year. Mega snows, our property in WV had 20+ days below freezing... brutal winter.
Good for apple growing, tho.

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:21 AM (XuXeR)

145 @122 possibly with the Kelo decision. Kelo left the states to define what takings are. Don't know what Washington or California says about that but it would produce a challenge to Kelo.
The states property tax has been found to be constitutional because the taxpayers receives a general value for their property tax payment, ie police, fire, roads etc

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 08:21 AM (YsPj+)

146 Democrats are communists. Period. You vote for them, you hate freedom, you hate America and you hate the Constitution. You gleefully vote for the destruction of one of God's greatest gifts.

F*ck you.

Tommy Robinson said it well in a video he posted recently. If America loses it's freedom, the world loses it's freedom.

We're the last, greatest hope on Earth and Democrats want to destroy it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:22 AM (Zz0t1)

147 Very cool. I'll bet she has stories from that time period."

News flash - the ship sank. Kate had a nice rack, tho...

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:22 AM (XuXeR)

148 Hoy la Habana esta en llmas?"

Sure. Smoke'm if you got 'em...
Posted by: man

How do you keep the llama in the papers?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:23 AM (IBXdg)

149 107 I'll wear orange and green in memory of my protestant and catholic ancestors...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:02 AM (ynpvh)

Will you beat the shit out of yourself?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:10 AM (ExV1e)

My body does that already.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:23 AM (ynpvh)

150 >>>I always suspected St. Patrick's Day was a manufactured holiday by Big Cabbage.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

>I'm going to whip up some green ham and cabbage. It's getting a little ripe.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 08:23 AM (M9gjJ)

151 Why is Megyn Kelly talking about Mark Levin's penis?

Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:24 AM (ZxPkt)

152 16 What's a gorrah?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2026 07:24 AM (1Ff7Z)

An Irish exclamation, but that's not important now.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater at March 17, 2026 07:26 AM (wVcYX)

I thought it was short for gonorrhea...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:24 AM (ynpvh)

153 The central problem here is there are no consequences for leftwing pols causing what are *objectively*, from a non-partisan perspective, issues.

If you really did believe pulling in "vetted" immigrants makes America stronger you would want strong vetting.

They don't. They want everyone. And do not care the consequences of doing so.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:24 AM (sKqQm)

154 Iran Could Have 8000 Ballistic Missiles by the End of 2027"

Yep. And I could have eleventy billion dollars, too.

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:12 AM (XuXeR)
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Why do you think 8000 missiles is not a realistic number?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 08:24 AM (hY+PL)

155 Actually, no they can't legally do so, for example no Poll Tax, no legal firearms tax etc. A state's authority to tax IS limited by the US Constitution. Do Blue states get away with illegal taxes? Sure they do, the same way they get away with illegal gun control laws: because we stopped tarring and feathering politicians in the 1800's.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 08:17 AM (Da7Vv)

The poll tax is explicitly called out in the 24th Amendment in such a way as to bind the states. Firearms taxes are legal provided that they are not used as a mechanism to prohibit purchase. Lots of states have property taxes - Texas included - which is a form of wealth tax.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:24 AM (ExV1e)

156 77 Ok you can have this International Day to Combat Islamaphobia.
The other 364 we combat Islam.
In fact you can't have your day either. No eff off
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 08:00 AM (YsPj+)

We must combat Islamophobia. It's a mythical concept that obfuscates the mortal danger to the world of Islam.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 17, 2026 08:24 AM (x0n13)

157 Today is also National Corned Beef and Cabbage Day
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:13 AM (NpAcC)
----
I always suspected St. Patrick's Day was a manufactured holiday by Big Cabbage.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 08:20 AM (ESVrU)

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And all this time I figured it was manufactured by Big Leprechaun.

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:25 AM (My0zW)

158 Recent archaeological evidence concludes St. Patrick owned a minivan as he drove all the snakes out of Ireland and didn't want to make two trips.

Posted by: Petrol Is Dear In Eire at March 17, 2026 08:25 AM (oftw2)

159 How do you keep the llama in the papers?"

That's the easy part. Keeping them lit is a bastard...

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:25 AM (XuXeR)

160 Tonight because corned beef will be served cold, with dark rye, potato salad, and sauerkraut. It will be 80 degrees at dinner time, and I'm hoping the family can keep themselves together until then.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:25 AM (RIvkX)

161 17 >Continuing our tour of Uranus’ five biggest moons: Ariel
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there is still much we don't know about Uranus

Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 07:27 AM (ZxPkt)

My proctologist and the docs that did my colonoscopies and sygmoidoscopies would beg to differ.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:25 AM (ynpvh)

162 That only affects the federal government. Otherwise states couldn't have property taxes. And they do.

No, the 5th amendment is one of the ones incorporated against the states by the 14th amendment. Otherwise states could equally be able to take your life without due process. Sorry, you are simply wrong. Like many other things (gun control, etc.) States get away with property taxes simply because nobody with enough lawyers has fought them on the subject.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 08:26 AM (Da7Vv)

163
He broke it, he gets to fix it. We all get stuck astronomical gas prices.
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Not our oil coming through there dummy.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

This amuses me greatly. Trump is securing the eurowienie's oil in Iran, and the lazy arrogant fucks aren't lifting a finger to help. My $ is on Trump charging the little commie shitbags for their oil since they refused to help secure it.

Shortsighted dumbasses.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 17, 2026 08:26 AM (QVmho)

164 Why do you think 8000 missiles is not a realistic number?"

We talking real ballistic missiles or Estes rockets?

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:26 AM (XuXeR)

165 Did I ever mention that my Grandmother was raised as an infant in the shadow of the Titanic being built?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 08:03 AM (iMotb)
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One hull of a claim!

/takes a bow

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 08:27 AM (hY+PL)

166 >>>My body does that already.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)

>Gravity kicks my ass every day. I'm picking shit up off the floor constantly, and gravity is laughing at me. I haven't given up yet.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 08:27 AM (M9gjJ)

167 She also celebrated the resiliency of migrants.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 08:20 AM (ix8EF)

Well, St Patrick was pretty resilient, and he was an immigrant twice over*. Also, look what he did to the country! Kicking out all the green Gaia worshippers and stuff. Tsk, tsk.

(* Once taken by pirates and made a slave in Ireland. Then again, when he went back to convert them.)

Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 08:27 AM (3hunF)

168 What's a gorrah?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 17, 2026 07:24 AM (1Ff7Z)

An Irish exclamation, but that's not important now.

Posted by: Count de Monet, Your Kraut Mick Commentater at March 17, 2026 07:26 AM (wVcYX)

I thought it was short for gonorrhea...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:24 AM (ynpvh)

Apparently, begorra is slang for By God because the Irish don't want to take the Lord's name in vain but also thing He is an idiot and doesn't know what they're doing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:27 AM (ExV1e)

169 St. Patrick's Day. Another day for amateur drunks to fight, puke, get in trouble.

*********

March 15 - the Ides of March

March 17 - the Odds & Ends of March

Posted by: muldoon at March 17, 2026 08:27 AM (qgHp7)

170 I've got Islamophobiaphobia. It's hard but I will endeavor to persevere.

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 08:27 AM (vFG9F)

171 We all get stuck astronomical gas prices."

Yep. Up to $2.99 yesterday...

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:27 AM (XuXeR)

172 Why do you think 8000 missiles is not a realistic number?"

We talking real ballistic missiles or Estes rockets?

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:26 AM (XuXeR)
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No answer?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 08:27 AM (hY+PL)

173 I saw a breakdown of voting in the last couple of presidential elections if only taxpayers voted.

Trump wins almost every state, even CA.

Not a surprise really, but does indicate the problem we face.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:28 AM (sKqQm)

174 I prefer my beef asparagussed.

Posted by: No one, ever at March 17, 2026 08:28 AM (UQj8B)

175 Today is our 22nd Wedding Anniversary. How on Earth I could be so blessed with such a wonderful woman, I'll never know. She's an amazing person, wife and mother that I'm not sure I deserve. She's my soulmate and we are amazing together. She's given me and helped raise a wonderful daughter who we've spent every waking moment supporting and guiding along her way. I couldn't ask for a better woman to be my other half.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

176 It's 4 -Way GreenWays (green spaghetti) at Skyline tonight!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 17, 2026 08:29 AM (DgMqy)

177 March 15 - the Ides of March

"I got pictures, got candy, I am a lovable man"

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:29 AM (XuXeR)

178
Yep. Up to $2.99 yesterday...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:27 AM (XuXeR)

Cheapest diesel I saw over the weekend was $4.47.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

179 Sorry, you are simply wrong. Like many other things (gun control, etc.) States get away with property taxes simply because nobody with enough lawyers has fought them on the subject.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 08:26 AM (Da7Vv)

If you say so.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (ExV1e)

180 126 "Wealth tax" is a euphemism. It's a progressive per-capita tax.

You get taxed for having a head attached to your neck. How much you get taxed depends on how much you got.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (Ot/FD)

So the more head you get, the more you get taxed?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (ynpvh)

181 Here's a new word to use:

Infideliphobia.

Posted by: CapeFear at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (cpp/g)

182 It's 4 -Way GreenWays (green spaghetti) at Skyline tonight!
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 17, 2026 08:29 AM (DgMqy)

I just threw up in my mouth a LOT.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

183 I'm going to whip up some green ham and cabbage. It's getting a little ripe.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

You're supposed to refrigerate Ms. Piggy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (IBXdg)

184 And all this time I figured it was manufactured by Big Leprechaun.
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:25 AM (My0zW)

Slander, I tell you!

Posted by: The LITTLE people at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (3hunF)

185 They call it a Paddy Wagon for a reason.

Posted by: No Irish Need Apply at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (oftw2)

186 I saw Mythical Vocept open for Gloryhammer at Hammerfest 2018.

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (My0zW)

187 "Why do you think 8000 missiles is not a realistic number?"

If they can do that while under surveillance and bombardment, and after destruction of a large part of the industry, then we are going to need a bigger bomb.

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 08:31 AM (vFG9F)

188 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at March 17, 2026 08:31 AM (53oGX)

189 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

Mazel tov to you and Mrs. Sponge

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)

190 Young Jennifer Aniston starred in Big Leprechaun.

Posted by: Delurker at March 17, 2026 08:31 AM (gtcuf)

191 No answer?"

I just did. Full sized ballistic missile production is a massive enterprise, and "8,000" is one of those oddly "exact" numbers that are generally fiction.

Where are they going to get the fuels? Materials? Or (again) is every "missile" now "ballistic" (as in every gub is a Glock)?

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:32 AM (XuXeR)

192 I saw a breakdown of voting in the last couple of presidential elections if only taxpayers voted.

Trump wins almost every state, even CA.

Not a surprise really, but does indicate the problem we face.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:28 AM (sKqQm)

And it's why I've always hated when there's a tax bill in Congress and they trumpet how they're taking some large number of people off the tax rolls.

It's so fucking stupid that people get to vote for an enterprise they have responsibility for.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:32 AM (ExV1e)

193 Fine. I'll put green enchilada sauce instead of red on my burrito today.

Posted by: Halfhand at March 17, 2026 08:32 AM (OO5c2)

194 You're supposed to refrigerate Ms. Piggy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (IBXdg)

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Damn. Ms. Piggy actually DOES remind me of a former frigid girlfriend ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:32 AM (My0zW)

195 The poll tax is explicitly called out in the 24th Amendment in such a way as to bind the states. Firearms taxes are legal provided that they are not used as a mechanism to prohibit purchase. Lots of states have property taxes - Texas included - which is a form of wealth tax.

The fact that TX and other states have property taxes does not make them legal, any more than NY, CA, and IL gun control laws make them legal. The 5th amendment is incorporated against the states by the 14th amendment.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 08:32 AM (Da7Vv)

196 Cheapest diesel I saw over the weekend was $4.47."

Four bucks flat in the Houston area...

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:32 AM (XuXeR)

197 "So the more head you get, the more you get taxed?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)"

*looks at 1040*

I see no correlation.

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 08:33 AM (vFG9F)

198 Cheapest diesel I saw over the weekend was $4.47.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

WTF is up with that? That's bullshit.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:33 AM (IBXdg)

199 I always suspected St. Patrick's Day was a manufactured holiday by Big Cabbage.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 08:20 AM (ESVrU)

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And all this time I figured it was manufactured by Big Leprechaun.
Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:25 AM (My0zW)
********
Lucky Charms Cereal is also recommended.
It's magically delicious.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:34 AM (NpAcC)

200 I'm just so shocked that Megyn and Tucker seem to have lost their minds. Is it the Candace virus infecting our party?

===

They were never in "our" party, unless your party is the D Party. Kelly did her best to tank Trump in 2016 and then went full on #MeToo to destroy Fox and Ailes that made a nobody bimbo like her into a TV personality, made her career. That is when they fired her. and Cucker was a leftist agitprop all along. spent decades on CNN and PBS. He always hated Trump still does and is doing everything to undermine him. what do you expect from an East coast 'country club' lib. Just because they said a few things during Covid does not make them our frienz.

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:34 AM (GD0B3)

201 The poll tax is explicitly called out in the 24th Amendment in such a way as to bind the states. Firearms taxes are legal provided that they are not used as a mechanism to prohibit purchase. Lots of states have property taxes - Texas included - which is a form of wealth tax.

Now do concealed carry license. Charging to exercise an enumerated right is the same as a poll tax.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:34 AM (IBXdg)

202 "Ali Larijani, is dead, dead, dead. That wretched and vile man is DEAD!"

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (GD0B3)

203 White House staff secretary Will Scharf emphasized that the task force aims to root out “widespread revelations of fraud in federally-funded programs in states like Minnesota and California,” and potentially return billions or possibly hundreds of billions of dollars to taxpayers.
================
Either a great opportunity or a political trap for Vance. If he accomplishes a lot, he looks like a hero to taxpayers. If little results, he looks like Kamala in charge of the border. Good luck to JD!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (X75SW)

204 Congratulations on your anniversary, Sponge.

Posted by: dantesed at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (Oy/m2)

205 In another 10 days the Iranians will be throwing rocks and standing on the shores of the strait yelling insults.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (yy51U)

206 "Wealth tax" is a euphemism. It's a progressive per-capita tax.

You get taxed for having a head attached to your neck. How much you get taxed depends on how much you got.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (Ot/FD)

So the more head you get, the more you get taxed?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (ynpvh)

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I won't be paying much in that case ... ;-)

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (My0zW)

207 One of the key events that brought us where we are today occurred 100 years ago. On March 16, 1926, Dr. Robert H. Goddard launched the first liquid-fueled rocket. It wasn’t a spectacular flight — 2.5 seconds, 41 feet in the air, and 184 feet away — but it paved the way for Mercury, Gemini, Apollo, and Artemis.

sorry I missed this yesterday

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (gbOdA)

208 Fine. I'll put green enchilada sauce instead of red on my burrito today.
Posted by: Halfhand

A Jose Macdonald?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (IBXdg)

209 WTF is up with that? That's bullshit."

Well, we're also in the switch to "summer" fuels...

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (XuXeR)

210 Lest we forget, Cucker Carlson's all-night drive to Mar-a-Lago to convince Trump to impose draconian covid measures.

He lost me right then and there.

Posted by: Delurker at March 17, 2026 08:36 AM (gtcuf)

211 May the wind be at your back and may the road rise to meet ya. (And not the other way 'round.) See y'all about.

Posted by: GWB at March 17, 2026 08:36 AM (3hunF)

212 210 Lest we forget, Cucker Carlson's all-night drive to Mar-a-Lago to convince Trump to impose draconian covid measures.

I won't ever forget

btw that's why he thought he could convince PDJT again (to not attack Iran). he was so sure of himself!

asshat

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 08:37 AM (j+aD2)

213 205 In another 10 days the Iranians will be throwing rocks and standing on the shores of the strait yelling insults.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (yy51U)

¿Como se dice I fart in your general direction in Farsi?

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:37 AM (gbOdA)

214 Ben Stiller wants you to buy his new soft drink.

https://is.gd/HPrn8N

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 08:37 AM (ndZc7)

215 A Jose Macdonald?"

Carlos O'Kelly's?

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR)

216 You get taxed for having a head attached to your neck. How much you get taxed depends on how much you got.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:16 AM (Ot/FD)

So the more head you get, the more you get taxed?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:30 AM (ynpvh)
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Zaphod Beeblebrox hardest hit.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 08:37 AM (ESVrU)

217 A Jose Macdonald?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (IBXdg)

New Mexico Micky Ds will put chilis on just about anything.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:38 AM (gbOdA)

218 I think without Larijani the regime will not be able to recover. It is a revolutionary government and all the key revolutionaries have been killed.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

219 They call it a Paddy Wagon for a reason.
Posted by: No Irish Need Apply

Mick Mobile.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:38 AM (IBXdg)

220 This is pretty cool

Local news reporter covering the St Patrick's Day parade

learns a film crew is filming a scene for The Fugitive

gets a quick interview with Tommy Lee Jones

https://tinyurl.com/3umcwbwz

Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:38 AM (ZxPkt)

221 ¿Como se dice I fart in your general direction in Farsi?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:37 AM (gbOdA)

من در جهت کلی شما گوز می زنم.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:38 AM (ExV1e)

222 Ben Stiller wants you to buy his new soft drink."

Booty Sweat?

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:38 AM (XuXeR)

223 lol

"Pro-Palestine supporter went to the Iranian neighbourhood in Finchley, London and started shouting 'Free Palestine'...

Iranians responded with 'Fuck Palestine and you can shove that Palestinian flag up your arse'"

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:38 AM (GD0B3)

224 Lest we forget, Cucker Carlson's all-night drive to Mar-a-Lago to convince Trump to impose draconian covid measures.
=====
A link or citation for this?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)

225 218 I think without Larijani the regime will not be able to recover. It is a revolutionary government and all the key revolutionaries have been killed.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:38 AM (RIvkX)

I think Revolutionary Guard naming rights should end in about 10 years.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:39 AM (gbOdA)

226 Cheapest diesel I saw over the weekend was $4.47.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

WTF is up with that? That's bullshit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:33 AM (IBXdg)

-----------

I saw a Diesel Price over $5 yesterday here in Northern AZ.

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:39 AM (My0zW)

227 We need our own Patrick here to drive retarded podcasters out. Tucker, Megyn, Candy Ovens, would be a good start.

Posted by: Villains, Be gone! at March 17, 2026 08:40 AM (oftw2)

228 I saw a Diesel Price over $5 yesterday here in Northern AZ.

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:39 AM (My0zW)

I saw A Diesel Price Over $5 open for A Flock of Seagulls back in 85. How were they?

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 08:41 AM (+wInS)

229 Mild winter in western Colorado is not necessarily good for apple growing. (or peaches, or other Palisade fruit orchards).

Mild winter → early spring → early blossoms → susceptible to late spring cold snap → frozen blossoms → terrible yield of fruit

Posted by: muldoon at March 17, 2026 08:41 AM (qgHp7)

230
WTF is up with that? That's bullshit.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:33 AM (IBXdg)

It's price gouging which no one in DC is doing a DAMN THING about.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1)

231 A link or citation for this?

he did a whole thing on his show after his trip. crowing about how he convinced PDJT to do the two weeks thing.

it was televised - I saw it and got physically ill - so no, I don't think there's a link

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 08:41 AM (j+aD2)

232 A link or citation for this?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)

There are dozens. He literally bragged about it on his show. And it was discussed here at AoS at length.

https://tinyurl.com/3kyvbers

Posted by: Delurker at March 17, 2026 08:41 AM (gtcuf)

233 I saw a Diesel Price over $5 yesterday here in Northern AZ."

It's funny - "rising fuel prices" are suddenly an issue. Where were these intrepid reporters over the past 4 years?

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:41 AM (XuXeR)

234 There was nothing wrong with continental europe until that asshole Churchill shoved his big dumb face into their business.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:42 AM (Ot/FD)

235 175 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)
------------
Fantastic news and thanks for letting us be a part of your celebration! Congratulations and best wishes to you and Mrs. Spong!

Now, open bar? Band?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 08:42 AM (mP7fR)

236 227
Posted by: Sid at March 17, 2026 08:40 AM (LiqwF)

Well, I'm sure you prefer the gay of Hormuz to the straight of Hormuz.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:42 AM (ynpvh)

237 Europe doesn't need oil anyway. They're weening themselves off fossil fuels.
====

Scheißekopf.

Posted by: Frozen German Grandma in Baaden Wurtemberg at March 17, 2026 08:42 AM (RIvkX)

238 All sorts of things are legal that most people don't know about. For example there is a paper note called a five dollar gold back, which is legal tender in several states, which has a thread containing 1/1000 ounce of gold in it. That meets the Constitutional requirement for a state authorized legal tender, which can only be Gold or Silver.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 08:43 AM (Da7Vv)

239 Mild winter in western Colorado is not necessarily good for apple growing."

WV apples > Colorado apples....

*heh

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR)

240 Taxes are odd.

The government has an unending desire for money. And then has to decide what groups to tax (and how many dollars to print).

The fairest tax would obviously be a simple head tax. If FedGov spends $10k/citizen, every citizen gets a $10k bill.

But that would lead to riots and actual insurrections. So instead they hide as much of the impact of taxes as possible and target groups that they think will just "take it".

And here is one of my biggest complaints with the GOPe. The productive class which mostly votes R is the primary target of the tax code. Job #1 then for the GOPe would be to shift that to target primarily D voters - think Trump's SALT changes but way way bigger then that.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:43 AM (sKqQm)

241 Townhall.com
@townhallcom
OH FANTASTIC — Californians are being PAID TO sign ballot petitions and sign using different names!

VOTER: "Do I get five dollars too? What is it?"

WORKER: "Just sign it."

https://tinyurl.com/376y6v89

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

242 It's funny - "rising fuel prices" are suddenly an issue. Where were these intrepid reporters over the past 4 years?

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:41 AM (XuXeR)

Ave Price Oil
July 31, 2024 83.26
June 30, 2024 81.20
May 31, 2024 81.44
April 30, 2024 88.01
March 31, 2024 83.55
February 29, 2024 80.55

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:43 AM (gbOdA)

243 There are dozens. He literally bragged about it on his show. And it was discussed here at AoS at length.

https://tinyurl.com/3kyvbers
Posted by: Delurker at March 17, 2026 08:41 AM (gtcuf)
=====

Thanks, honestly was unaware. Maybe memory loss.

Posted by: Frozen German Grandma in Baaden Wurtemberg at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)

244 Congratulations on your anniversary, Sponge.
Posted by: dantesed at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (Oy/m2)

Thanks!

It's been one helluva ride, I'll tell ya.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (Zz0t1)

245 They're weening"

"weening"? to the right or left?

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (XuXeR)

246 he did a whole thing on his show after his trip. crowing about how he convinced PDJT to do the two weeks thing.

it was televised - I saw it and got physically ill - so no, I don't think there's a link
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 08:41 AM (j+aD2)

and how he personally defended his buddy and neighbor Hunter from corruption allegation on live TV

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (GD0B3)

247 Europe doesn't need oil. They have windmills.

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (vFG9F)

248 Sort of to the troll's point...the US has its own oil and Europe says they don't want oil.

So...why does anyone care if Iran blocks oil tankers that would otherwise be going to Europe?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (sKqQm)

249 Trump: “I've spoken to a certain president, who I like actually, a past president, former president, he said, 'I wish I did it, I wish I did,' but they didn't do it. I'm doing it."

.. well, we know it wasn't Jimmy Carter

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (RHGPo)

250 And More

July 31, 2022 105.08
June 30, 2022 116.80
May 31, 2022 110.10
April 30, 2022 103.41
March 31, 2022 112.40

Today
95.31

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (gbOdA)

251 /Socke aus

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)

252 Fantastic news and thanks for letting us be a part of your celebration! Congratulations and best wishes to you and Mrs. Spong!

Now, open bar? Band?
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 17, 2026 08:42 AM (mP7fR)

We did have an open bar and a DJ at the wedding reception........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (Zz0t1)

253 you guys who pick up troll droppings suck, no really, you are the reason the troll is here, YOU

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (GD0B3)

254 We had a colder than normal winter and more snow than usual in The 'Nati.

This is the week in March when we've been getting our blossoms.

Frigid cold in the next day or two gonna get them.

Happens just about every year.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (DgMqy)

255 242 Townhall.com
@townhallcom
OH FANTASTIC — Californians are being PAID TO sign ballot petitions and sign using different names!

VOTER: "Do I get five dollars too? What is it?"

WORKER: "Just sign it."

https://tinyurl.com/376y6v89

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:43 AM (NpAcC)

I've always found it funny giving your name and address to a complete stranger who claims to be collecting voters' info for a petition...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (ynpvh)

256 >>>Ben Stiller wants you to buy his new soft drink.

>I saw a photo of him posing at a bowling alley. He didn't even have his fingers in the holes.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (M9gjJ)

257 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

What a wonderful tribute! God bless you both!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (Nx5jP)

258 Spanberger and banning 'assault weapons and hi-cap magazines' are two excellent examples of the Left's strategy of getting the camel's nose into the tent.

Spanberger has spent the past 10 years as a Congresscritter falsely portraying herself as a moderate. Playing a long game for her planned eventual election to a much more powerful office. Next step for her is running for a Virginia Senate seat, Veep, or POTUS. She can run for anything in '28 and keep her governor's job if she loses. Her schtick will continue to be falsely running as Mommy Moderate.

Democrats see getting assault weapons banned by SCOTUS as the key win leading to a total civilian gun ban. The immediate goal is to sway enough SCOTUS justices into allowing states to ban them because they are evil mass murder devices, somehow not covered for civilian possession by the 2nd Amendment. If they win that fight, their next step will be working to ban shotguns or small pistols or some other class of firearm. Claiming they are now evil mass murder devices. Banning assault rifles will set a precedent for banning any class of firearm. Wash, rinse, repeat as needed to ban all civilian possession of guns.

Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (5rh/l)

259 I'm the world's most famous Half-Irish thug politician and nobody has mentioned me yet this morning! I'll take you all back behind the gym!

Posted by: Stage Nine Joe at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (oftw2)

260 246 They're weening"

"weening"? to the right or left?

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (XuXeR)

Joke Punchline: "Let me wefwase that. I want to see her gawwop..."

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:46 AM (ynpvh)

261 Ave Price Oil"

Road use Diesel and Gasolines went up, and the national media were... absent.
Now it goes up and "OMGWEREALLGONNADIE".

It's funny. And sad.

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:46 AM (XuXeR)

262 We don't get one drop of oil from Iran or anything that comes through the Strait of Hormuz or whatever, yet they're raping me at the pump because of the conflict in Iran.

It's theft. Price gouging. 100%.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

263 I don't need to read its dropping, the mods remove them, but you insist of engaging...geez

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:46 AM (GD0B3)

264 248 Europe doesn't need oil. They have windmills.

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 08:44 AM (vFG9F)

And Russian gas...oh, they don't necessarily have that?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:47 AM (ynpvh)

265
What a wonderful tribute! God bless you both!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (Nx5jP)

Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

266 They have windmills."

Straight or tilting?

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:47 AM (XuXeR)

267 We don't get one drop of oil from Iran or anything that comes through the Strait of Hormuz or whatever, yet they're raping me at the pump because of the conflict in Iran.

It's theft. Price gouging. 100%.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:46 AM (Zz0t1)

It's almost like oil is fungible.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:47 AM (ExV1e)

268 Japanese politician Kimi Onoda:

“Foreigners should stop whining about discrimination. Discrimination would not exist if people simply followed our laws and local customs.

When you break the rules, trust collapses.”

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:48 AM (gbOdA)

269 Ben Stiller wants you to buy his new soft drink.

>I saw a photo of him posing at a bowling alley. He didn't even have his fingers in the holes.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (M9gjJ)

He really is that Zoolander shit he portrayed, isn't he.........

f*cking douchenozzle.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

270 weaning

Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:48 AM (ZxPkt)

271 It's almost like oil is fungible."

You mean I could sell it to the highest bidder?

That's just wow, man. Whoda thunkit?

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)

272 What's amazing is Trump saw the psy op to split the party coming and preempted it. He immediately called out the Epstein people as kooks. At a time when that was a huge risk because it came out of left field.

That had nothing to do with Epstein - it was all to blunt the force of what was coming - the "thoughtful MAGA" on our side leading about half (or a large minority) of the party against itself. And make no mistake the Epstein piece was gamed out well in advance as the thing that could exploit existing fault lines in Trump support. Since they couldn't make their own party stronger, they needed to weaken us.

Trump *immediately* corraled them, before the op even got going in earnest, with everyone wondering why he'd "gone crazy" that day. Risked looking like a pedophile AND going after his "biggest supporters" and the entire base he'd built, two things they assumed Trump and his "ego" would never do. All because they wouldn't, because they actually are vain arrogant pedos. Dummies.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (+wInS)

273
Thank you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1)

Congrats....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (8dW7/)

274 One of the key events that brought us where we are today occurred 100 years ago. On March 16, 1926, Dr. Robert H. Goddard launched the first liquid-fueled rocket. It wasn’t a spectacular flight — 2.5 seconds, 41 feet in the air, and 184 feet away — but it paved the way for Mercury, Gemini, Apollo, and Artemis.

sorry I missed this yesterday

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:35 AM (gbOdA)

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Reminds me of the pretty good 1991 film The Rocketeer, featuring a young pilot (portrayed by Billy Campbell) who becomes a rocket-powered hero with a young Jennifer Connelly as his love interest.

TRIVIA: In '86, after graduating from college and going back to my hometown of Las Vegas, I played on the local club Rugby Club Team with Billy Campbell (a great guy and a stud athlete) -- and cousin of the great actor Bruce Campbell (best know for portraying Ash in the "Evil Dead" trilogy as well as the TV series "Burn Notice").

He was in town filming the first couple seasons of the great TV Series "Crime Story" starring Dennis Farina. The stories he used to tell about the Hollywood cocaine parties (in which he refused to indulge) were amazing ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (My0zW)

275 "you guys who pick up troll droppings suck, no really, you are the reason the troll is here, YOU
Posted by: runner"

The trolls will come regardless of what I say and anyway, why do you want to spoil my fun?

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (vFG9F)

276 The SAVE Act is definitely undesirable from the government's POV, but that's not the reason for Schumer's histrionics. He knows there's no threat of the GOP actually passing this affront to the sanctity of fraudulent governance by sneakthieves.

He's just setting the table for when the Act is killed in the Senate - "blah blah blah, thanks to our heroic efforts, even some of the Nazis turned against their Fuhrer's newest assault on Our Sacred Democracy, yadda yadda yadda."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (BI5O2)

277 272 It's almost like oil is fungible."

You mean I could sell it to the highest bidder?

That's just wow, man. Whoda thunkit?
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)

Now do Planned Parenthood and EBT

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (gbOdA)

278 “Foreigners should stop whining about discrimination. Discrimination would not exist if people simply followed our laws and local customs.

If you move to Japan it should be because you want to live as the Japanese do...otherwise why go? And more importantly why should they let you in?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (sKqQm)

279 you guys who pick up troll droppings suck, no really, you are the reason the troll is here, YOU

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (GD0B3)

It was a Happy Anniversary to my wife.....geez man......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

280 Spot of bother.

Supporters of the Iranian Regime Take to the Streets in London to Declare Loyalty to Ayatollahs

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 08:50 AM (ndZc7)

281 276 "you guys who pick up troll droppings suck, no really, you are the reason the troll is here, YOU
Posted by: runner"

The trolls will come regardless of what I say and anyway, why do you want to spoil my fun?
Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (vFG9F)

I'm fully behind not direct-quoting the shitbirds, but I'm going to mock whoever I feel like mocking.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:50 AM (Ot/FD)

282 wow Shain! I love The Rocketeer .. and really loved Crime Story!

that's a great story

also rugby is awesome

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (j+aD2)

283 278 272 It's almost like oil is fungible."

You mean I could sell it to the highest bidder?

That's just wow, man. Whoda thunkit?
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:48 AM (XuXeR)

Now do Planned Parenthood and EBT

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (gbOdA)

You can use EBT at PP?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (ynpvh)

284 I don't need to read its dropping, the mods remove them, but you insist of engaging...geez
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:46 AM (GD0B3)
====

I have so little. Don't take this away from me. I try to be sanitary.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (RIvkX)

285 I saw a photo of him posing at a bowling alley. He didn't even have his fingers in the holes.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (M9gjJ)

*sobs*

Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (+wInS)

286 Now do Planned Parenthood and EBT"

Well, they're selling arms...

(badump dump)

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (XuXeR)

287 Congrats....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (8dW7/)

Thanks!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1)

288 Today is our 22nd Wedding Anniversary. How on Earth I could be so blessed with such a wonderful woman, I'll never know. She's an amazing person, wife and mother that I'm not sure I deserve. She's my soulmate and we are amazing together. She's given me and helped raise a wonderful daughter who we've spent every waking moment supporting and guiding along her way. I couldn't ask for a better woman to be my other half.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t1)

Very nice words. Much love to you and the First Lady!

Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (zcJ6r)

289 The funniest part of the current Epstein op from the left is seeing how pretty much every prominent leftist claimed there was no Epstein list and no Epstein files in 2024 now claiming the guy that released the Epstein files is an Epstein client.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (sKqQm)

290 >Reminds me of the pretty good 1991 film The Rocketeer,
----

how did the rocket exhaust not burn his ass to a crisp?

Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (ZxPkt)

291 You can use EBT at PP?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (ynpvh)

Only if you're on W.

(It's like WIC, but.. you know... without the IC.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (Ot/FD)

292 Supporters of the Iranian Regime Take to the Streets in London to Declare Loyalty to Mostly Dead and Gay Ayatollahs
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 08:50 AM (ndZc7)

fixed it

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (gbOdA)

293 You know what else is fungible?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (+wInS)

294 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2026 08:52 AM (u82oZ)

295 291 >Reminds me of the pretty good 1991 film The Rocketeer,
----

how did the rocket exhaust not burn his ass to a crisp?
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (ZxPkt)

Ass-bestos.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:52 AM (Ot/FD)

296 288 Congrats....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (8dW7/)

Thanks!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (Zz0t1

You're just a baby... My Daughter will have been married 25 years this September...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 08:52 AM (8dW7/)

297 294 You know what else is fungible?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (+wInS)

I think you confused fungible with fungus-filled...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:52 AM (ynpvh)

298 294 You know what else is fungible?
Posted by: Lena Dunham at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (+wInS)

Fuck's aches, woman. Scrape it off or call a doctor, already.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 17, 2026 08:53 AM (Ot/FD)

299 Today is our 22nd Wedding Anniversary. How on Earth I could be so blessed with such a wonderful woman, I'll never know. She's an amazing person, wife and mother that I'm not sure I deserve. She's my soulmate and we are amazing together. She's given me and helped raise a wonderful daughter who we've spent every waking moment supporting and guiding along her way. I couldn't ask for a better woman to be my other half.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:28 AM (Zz0t
*******
Awww. That is really sweet. Congratulations to you and your wife. Awesome that it's on St. Patrick's Day.☘️

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

300
Very nice words. Much love to you and the First Lady!
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (zcJ6r)

Much appreciated, sir.

*brohug*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:53 AM (Zz0t1)

301 It was a Happy Anniversary to my wife.....geez man......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

oh, hey there !🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:53 AM (GD0B3)

302 If little results, he looks like Kamala in charge of the border. Good luck to JD!

Unlike Kamala, JD isn't a drunken libtard in a figurehead position which was never meant to do anything real.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 08:53 AM (Da7Vv)

303 how did the rocket exhaust not burn his ass to a crisp?
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (ZxPkt)

He practiced with Blue Darters at an early age.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:53 AM (gbOdA)

304 >Supporters of the Iranian Regime Take to the Streets in London to Declare Loyalty to Ayatollahs
----

where are the soccer hooligans? This would seem an open invitation to their brand of mayhem!

Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:54 AM (ZxPkt)

305 Congratulations Sponge.

Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 08:54 AM (Sco7b)

306 yum yum shit
yummy shit pebbles
in my mouth

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 17, 2026 08:54 AM (K9paK)

307 you guys who pick up troll droppings suck, no really, you are the reason the troll is here, YOU

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (GD0B3)

It's pretty easy to post here and they've been here for 20 years. FFS it's probably still the same dude.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 08:54 AM (+wInS)

308 Supporters of the Iranian Regime Take to the Streets in London to Declare Loyalty to Ayatollahs

==
Pakistanis, Afghanis...

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:54 AM (GD0B3)

309 *******
Awww. That is really sweet. Congratulations to you and your wife. Awesome that it's on St. Patrick's Day.☘️
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:53 AM (NpAcC)

After she'd gotten everything planned (we were invited to Hawaii by friends) for the afternoon ceremony (barefoot on the beach at sunset), I thanked her for the tremendous gift.

"What?"

"I'll never forget our anniversary, for sure."

"Why?"

"You didn't notice it was St. Paddy's Day?"

We went to a little place in the town where we were married and I ordered a green beer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

310 309 Supporters of the Iranian Regime Take to the Streets in London to Declare Loyalty to Ayatollahs

They did the same in NY

Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 08:55 AM (8dW7/)

311 t's pretty easy to post here and they've been here for 20 years. FFS it's probably still the same dude.
Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 08:54 AM (+wInS)

you need to give mods a chance

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:55 AM (GD0B3)

312 FFS it's probably still the same dude."

This.

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:55 AM (XuXeR)

313 If they can do that while under surveillance and bombardment, and after destruction of a large part of the industry, then we are going to need a bigger bomb.

Posted by: fd at March 17, 2026 08:31 AM (vFG9F)
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From Grok (emphasis mine):

Pre-2025 war estimates (2022-2024) were over 3,000 (e.g., U.S. Central Command in 2022) or ~3,000 (Israeli intelligence), with ambitions to scale toward 8,000 by 2027 if production continued unchecked.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 17, 2026 08:55 AM (hY+PL)

314 WTF is up with that? That's bullshit."

Well, we're also in the switch to "summer" fuels...
Posted by: man

Summer diesel, same as winter diesel.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 08:56 AM (IBXdg)

315 Larijani’s Dead.

Hallelujah.

Javid Shah!

Step up into your new leadership position in Iranian Internal Security. You will go places.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2026 08:56 AM (u82oZ)

316 This would seem an open invitation to their brand of mayhem!
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:54 AM (ZxPkt)

Heh. If a dirty white kafir lays so much as a finger on a precious Mohammedan, the Bland Mufti Starmer will have him drawn and quartered.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 08:56 AM (BI5O2)

317
You're just a baby... My Daughter will have been married 25 years this September...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 08:52 AM (8dW7/)

Well, I wouldn't go that far as we were an older couple being in our 30's at the time, but I accept that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1)

318 City of Los Angeles bought a Ramada Inn for $10.2 million to house homeless

Since then, they started sending money to a NGO to takeover the project. Its now sat vacant for 4 years and $20 MILLION has been spent, meant to house only 32 people

Please do not point out that 10.2+20=30.2

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:56 AM (gbOdA)

319 Larijani was particularly sinister, the power behind the smelly supreme leader ayatollah's throne

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:57 AM (GD0B3)

320
oh, hey there !🤣🤣
Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:53 AM (GD0B3)

LOLz.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

321 Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 17, 2026 08:54 AM (K9paK)

You DICK!!!!

Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 17, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

322 Severe Monkeypox Clade 1 Detected in New York City

There's an easy way to stop this...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:57 AM (ynpvh)

323 congrats Sponge

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:58 AM (gbOdA)

324 BTW even talking about responding to the trolls is responding to the trolls.

You can minimize their presence by limiting engagement but you will never really eradicate. Like roaches.

Plus I think half the trolls are butthurt former regulars with an axe to grind anyway. Another half are joking. And the final half might be actual retarded libs.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 08:58 AM (+wInS)

325 Most NGOs are just there to grift. $30M over 4 years? Not bad, but not nearly a top flight one either. Probably controlled by a relatively minor D pol...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:58 AM (sKqQm)

326 Summer diesel, same as winter diesel."

Straight #2 in dead winter...

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:58 AM (XuXeR)

327 The funniest part of the current Epstein op from the left is seeing how pretty much every prominent leftist claimed there was no Epstein list and no Epstein files in 2024 now claiming the guy that released the Epstein files is an Epstein client.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (sKqQm)

The saddest part is all the non-leftists who will talk about the various people who've been arrested for financial shenanigans exposed via the Epstein files as being pedos because all they see is Epstein files and their brains are too small to process what's going on.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 17, 2026 08:58 AM (ExV1e)

328 Today is our 22nd Wedding Anniversary. How on Earth I could be so blessed with such a wonderful woman, I'll never know. She's an amazing person, wife and mother that I'm not sure I deserve. She's my soulmate and we are amazing together. She's given me and helped raise a wonderful daughter who we've spent every waking moment supporting and guiding along her way. I couldn't ask for a better woman to be my other half.

You're a lucky man. The supply of such women in today's world is about the same as the supply of Albino Unicorns.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 08:59 AM (Da7Vv)

329 Congratulations Sponge.
Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 08:54 AM (Sco7b)

Thank you!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

330 we were an older couple being in our 30's"

"Older"... heh.

And congrats.

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)

331 congrats Sponge
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 08:58 AM (gbOdA)

Appreciated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

332 There's an easy way to stop this...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 08:57 AM (ynpvh)

Over here, I'm unconcerned if galloping monkeypox blisters every butthole on Commie Island.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 08:59 AM (BI5O2)

333
Mazel tov to you and Mrs. Sponge

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 08:31 AM (RIvkX)

Thank you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

334 City of Los Angeles bought a Ramada Inn for $10.2 million to house homeless
====

There are a few of those within blocks of city hall here. They are burned out hulks filled with squatters who live off the handouts from the nearby shelter.

Mayor Lurie was physically attacked there last week and there has NOT BEEN A WORD OF REPORTING.

Everything in the late Soviet stage is fake and ghey.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 17, 2026 09:00 AM (RIvkX)

335 "Older"... heh.

And congrats.
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 08:59 AM (XuXeR)

Well, being older than most of our friends that were married, at least the first time, in their early to mid 20's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

336 FWIW, a bit surprised to see bulk carriers and other transports thru to Dubai... traffic is moving.

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:01 AM (XuXeR)

337 It was a Happy Anniversary to my wife.....geez man......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Damn. I missed the announcement. Happy Anniversary!!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:01 AM (IBXdg)

338 you need to give mods a chance

Posted by: runner at March 17, 2026 08:55 AM (GD0B3)

For just the price of a cup of coffee a day you could give a mod a chance.

I'm just kidding you're not wrong. But the more upset you get about it the more some among us might do it just to spite you. Then he'll get up. Then we'll all get up. It'll be anarchy.

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 09:01 AM (+wInS)

339 how did the rocket exhaust not burn his ass to a crisp?
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 08:51 AM (ZxPkt)
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Asbestos underpants?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 09:01 AM (ESVrU)

340
Damn. I missed the announcement. Happy Anniversary!!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:01 AM (IBXdg)

Thank you very much, sir.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

341 at least the first time, "

*cues up Foreigner... you know, "feels like the first time"*

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:02 AM (XuXeR)

342 I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 17, 2026 09:02 AM (d6BF2)

343
We went to a little place in the town where we were married and I ordered a green beer.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)
****
Cheers! I hope you're both having green beer today.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 09:02 AM (NpAcC)

344 The pukin o'the green
Posted by: Smell the Glove

That's later tonight.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:02 AM (IBXdg)

345 ...Banning assault rifles will set a precedent for banning any class of firearm. Wash, rinse, repeat as needed to ban all civilian possession of guns.
Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2026 08:45 AM (5rh/l)
--------

Incrementalism

Posted by: CapeFear at March 17, 2026 09:03 AM (cpp/g)

346 ****
Cheers! I hope you're both having green beer today.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 09:02 AM (NpAcC)

Later this evening, likely. Not sure what we're doing as of yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

347 347 ****
Cheers! I hope you're both having green beer today.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 09:02 AM (NpAcC)

Later this evening, likely. Not sure what we're doing as of yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

Late last week I cooked a corned beef and in the brine cooked a cabbage potato soup. Was older child's request.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:05 AM (ynpvh)

348 Am I dreaming or didn’t scotus tell cities and states to fuck off with gun bans a while back?

Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:05 AM (hNsiU)

349 Spanberger gets to cruise the Sunday morning press magazine shows and crow about how she enacted "common sense gun control laws." All of this is just "resume building" for higher offices.

Interesting because for the past couple of years, the demographics who bought the most guns or became the first time gun owners, include women, PoC, LGBTQ+ and various marginalized communities.

Dems are incapable of keeping up with political trends because all of their consultants stopped learning things in 2007. They are incapable of challenging their priors.

“Our main priority is affordability and ensuring all Virginians have access to housing.” *Goes straight to guns* It's really bad timing to split the base now. This may cost them the redistricting bill.

Democrats consistently shit the bed 😭😭😭😭 I’m so sick of this. They're the Washington Generals of politics.

This is the moment in history they could flip huge numbers of voters, but they decide to demonstrate that they are still all in on the biggest single issue that keeps single issue voters opposed to them, and gains them nothing.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 09:06 AM (JCZqz)

350 "green beer"?

Did see "the Green Dragon Wheated Whiskey" at total wine the other day...

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)

351 Team USA Destroys Canada In Sled Hockey, World Baseball Matchups

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Now if we can just beat them at Tiddlywinks . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 09:07 AM (ndZc7)

352 Am I dreaming or didn’t scotus tell cities and states to fuck off with gun bans a while back?

Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:05 AM (hNsiU)

That never stops the commies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

353 Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 17, 2026 09:06 AM (JCZqz)

Those responses were almost coherent...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 09:07 AM (8dW7/)

354 That never stops the commies."

Or Hawaiian Judges...

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:08 AM (XuXeR)

355 Happy St. Patrick's Day,! ☘️☘️☘️
Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 08:04 AM (NpAcC)

Erin go Bragh
Posted by: r hennigantx

Obligatory: Erin go Braless!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:08 AM (IBXdg)

356 Dems are incapable of keeping up with political trends because all of their consultants stopped learning things in 2007.

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Plus they're commie rat bastards.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 09:08 AM (ndZc7)

357 I’ve been hearing g how Las Vergas and Phoenix will run out of water for the last 30 years. It’s envio doomerism bullshit.

Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:09 AM (hNsiU)

358 I’ve been hearing g how Las Vergas and Phoenix will run out of water for the last 30 years. It’s envio doomerism bullshit.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:09 AM (hNsiU)

The next ice age was supposed to kill us off in the 70's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

359 It's Happening!

I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
New Yorker says she can’t find a deli serving bacon or pork after visiting 4 spots and striking out.

This is what happens when Muslim-owned delis start replacing the old neighborhood ones.

https://tinyurl.com/ysfez8ss

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 09:10 AM (NpAcC)

360 Dems are incapable of keeping up with political trends because all of their consultants stopped learning things in 2007. They are incapable of challenging their priors.

—

This can be said about Republican consultants too. But they’re stuck in 2003.

Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:11 AM (hNsiU)

361 Reminds me of the pretty good 1991 film The Rocketeer,

Yes, it was a pretty good film, Nazis and Howard Hughes. Also if you watch the pull away ending of the film in slow motion the lead actor cops a feel from female lead Jennifer Connelly, who laughs about it.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 09:11 AM (Da7Vv)

362 357 I’ve been hearing g how Las Vergas and Phoenix will run out of water for the last 30 years. It’s envio doomerism bullshit.

Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:09 AM (hNsiU)

It's easy...cut off all water they import.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:11 AM (ynpvh)

363 Am I dreaming or didn’t scotus tell cities and states to fuck off with gun bans a while back?
Posted by: Heroq

Doesn't stop them from trying because there's no penalty for it.

If the Supremes would have a governor arrested for contempt and have them sit in jail for six months, that might stop them.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:12 AM (IBXdg)

364 A religion that forbids dogs, beer, and bacon. And that isn't a clue?

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 09:12 AM (+wInS)

365 326 Most NGOs are just there to grift. $30M over 4 years? Not bad, but not nearly a top flight one either. Probably controlled by a relatively minor D pol...
Posted by: 18-1

Next bill to fail in Congress after SAVE - Audit NGOs Act - No Federal funds can be given to NGOs including funds delivered to states - IRS agents assigned to audit NGOs quarterly with severe criminal penalties including making it a capital offense for politicians and family and friends of politicians to receive any payment from an NGO.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 17, 2026 09:13 AM (Dv3i1)

366 Also if you watch the pull away ending of the film in slow motion the lead actor cops a feel from female lead Jennifer Connelly, who laughs about it.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 09:11 AM (Da7Vv)

Standard practice. She doesn't laugh it off, she never works again.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

367 364 A religion that forbids dogs, beer, and bacon. And that isn't a clue?

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 09:12 AM (+wInS)

And seems to encourage sex with little boys and girls, sheep, camels, and goats.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:13 AM (ynpvh)

368 325 Most NGOs are just there to grift. $30M over 4 years? Not bad, but not nearly a top flight one either. Probably controlled by a relatively minor D pol...
Posted by: 18-1 at March 17, 2026 08:58 AM (sKqQm)

It has not opened yet.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 09:13 AM (gbOdA)

369 Vegas? You mean the place where one can't have water for plants, but the casinos can have giant pools/fountains/water shows?

Yeah. Funny, no?

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:13 AM (XuXeR)

370 So the rule is Christians have to bake a gay cake but Muslims do not have to serve bacon.

Fun times.

Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:14 AM (hNsiU)

371 The next ice age was supposed to kill us off in the 70's.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

Acid rain killed me.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 09:15 AM (gbOdA)

372 So the rule is Christians have to bake a gay cake but Muslims do not have to serve bacon.

Fun times.
Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:14 AM (hNsiU)

allah, laughing, spreads his wings.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

373 351 Team USA Destroys Canada In Sled Hockey, World Baseball Matchups

Good. I took care of my late mother here during Covid. We don't deserve nice things. I'll never forget.

I just put out my friends' outdoor cat Snowflake. My house is open to her on cold nights. She was here with her Mom during that really cold spell. Since she's been outside, her long hair is really matted in places. Huge clumps.

She's a hot mess right now.

Baseball final tonight. Sweet.

Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 09:15 AM (Sco7b)

374 Since 1975, Schumer has been a greasy Snidely Whiplash disguised in a yarmulke.

When will we be rid of this parasite?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 09:15 AM (M9gjJ)

375
I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
New Yorker says she can’t find a deli serving bacon or pork after visiting 4 spots and striking out.

Wouldn't the same hold for Jewish Deli's ? Can they serve bacon and pork ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 09:15 AM (8dW7/)

376
When will we be rid of this parasite?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 17, 2026 09:15 AM (M9gjJ)

When AOC primaries him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

377 "Step up into your new leadership position in Iranian Internal Security. You will go places."

A lifetime of steady employment, so to speak.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 17, 2026 09:17 AM (iMotb)

378 Bishop's letter to the King and defender of the faith, urging him to actually defend the faith

https://tinyurl.com/36xu5jaz

Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)

379 Acid rain killed me.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 09:15 AM (gbOdA)

I died from Mexican killer bee stings.

Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:18 AM (hNsiU)

380 Acid rain killed me."

Lucky you. I lasted until the apocalyptic times of newt newtrality.
It was medival, man...

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:18 AM (XuXeR)

381 Bishop's letter to the King and defender of the faith, urging him to actually defend the faith

https://tinyurl.com/36xu5jaz
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)

THAT'll fall on deaf ears.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:18 AM (Zz0t1)

382 Did see "the Green Dragon Wheated Whiskey" at total wine the other day...
Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR)

FYI -- Total Wine is asshoe. Owned by lunatic lefties - former Maryland Congresscritter David Trone and his brother.

Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 09:18 AM (zcJ6r)

383 379 Acid rain killed me.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 09:15 AM (gbOdA)

I died from Mexican killer bee stings.

Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:18 AM (hNsiU)

Murder Wasps.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:19 AM (ynpvh)

384
Murder Wasps.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:19 AM (ynpvh)

Where did the murder hornets come from?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)

385 CNN on PlutoTV is covering Cuba.

If you like to feel like you're camping, Cuba may be the vacation for you.

Posted by: Stateless at March 17, 2026 09:20 AM (Sco7b)

386 It is interesting to see the lunatics of Reddit upset about a gun ban bill.

Posted by: Heroq at March 17, 2026 09:20 AM (hNsiU)

387 Bishop's letter to the King and defender of the faith, urging him to actually defend the faith

https://tinyurl.com/36xu5jaz
Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt)

You asked for it!
https://youtu.be/K8lrCtesIJk

Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 09:20 AM (zcJ6r)

388 FYI -- Total Wine is asshoe. Owned by lunatic lefties - former Maryland Congresscritter David Trone and his brother.
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 09:18 AM (zcJ6r)

Hmmmm....good to know. Been to a local one multiple times.

Will have to concentrate on Specs more often.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

389 I died when the invasive Bradford Pear choked off all the cornfields.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 17, 2026 09:20 AM (DgMqy)

390 The Knight First Amendment Institute, an activist legal group funded by Columbia University, has already lost two legal attempts to force the release of Special Counsel Jack Smith's report into President Donald Trump's handling of classified information. It's now hoping the third time will be the charm.

This is what is called a vexatious litigant.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:20 AM (ynpvh)

391 >>A religion that forbids dogs, beer, and bacon. And that isn't a clue?

Yeah, what's up with that? It's not like us who ban dancing, going to movie theaters and playing card games

Posted by: Traditional Baptists at March 17, 2026 09:20 AM (Y1sOo)

392 > Schumer has been a greasy Snidely Whiplash disguised in a yarmulke.

When will we be rid of this parasite?
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US Senators usually serve until they literally die in place

Posted by: Don Black at March 17, 2026 09:20 AM (ZxPkt)

393 363 Am I dreaming or didn’t scotus tell cities and states to fuck off with gun bans a while back?
Posted by: Heroq

Doesn't stop them from trying because there's no penalty for it.

If the Supremes would have a governor arrested for contempt and have them sit in jail for six months, that might stop them.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:12 AM (IBXdg)

This is one reason the Dems have been going totally nuts when a Republican wins a POTUS election. With five Leftist Justices, the Left believes it will be able to get SCOTUS to both gut the Bill of Rights and declare a whole lot of unpopular Leftist-desired policies and laws Constitutional. Also, everything getting to SCOTUS will be strictly screened by a Leftist reading of the 14th Amendment equal protection clause.

Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2026 09:21 AM (5rh/l)

394 When you break the rules, trust collapses.

Remember; if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 17, 2026 09:22 AM (Da7Vv)

395 Will have to concentrate on Specs more often."

Specs is usually a bit less $$$, too. Just not the selection.

US Senators usually serve until they literally die in place"

Hey, like us! /Soviets

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:22 AM (XuXeR)

396 >>“Nothing is more important than defeating this dagger to the heart of our democracy,” the Democrat leader told reporters.

No, the correct spelling is Our Democracy(tm) which a completely different animal from democracy.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2026 09:22 AM (Suwql)

397 Wouldn't the same hold for Jewish Deli's ? Can they serve bacon and pork ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 17, 2026 09:15 AM (8dW7/)
******
There's a Jewish deli in Houston that I've gone to that sells pork.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 17, 2026 09:23 AM (NpAcC)

398 Damn Islamophobic asshole!

Man Arrested in Canada – for Burning Iranian Flag

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 09:24 AM (ndZc7)

399 FYI -- Total Wine is asshoe. Owned by lunatic lefties - former Maryland Congresscritter David Trone and his brother.
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 09:18 AM (zcJ6r)

Hmmmm....good to know. Been to a local one multiple times.

Will have to concentrate on Specs more often.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:20 AM (Zz0t1)

I will only shop there if they have something I can't get elsewhere or if a price is too good to pass up. But I do my best to keep any of my money away from them.

Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 09:24 AM (zcJ6r)

400 370 So the rule is Christians have to bake a gay cake but Muslims do not have to serve bacon.

Fun times.
Posted by: Heroq

That's easy enough to defend. You just don't have bacon on the menu...it's not selectively serving some groups of people and not others with your basic product.

Now, when people posing as gay couples ordering gay wedding cakes get turned away by Muslim bakeries....I went looking for clips of Crowder doing it 10 years ago, but found a different video reporting on it that made me a little sad and nostalgic: https://tinyurl.com/y4zhvknr

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 17, 2026 09:24 AM (JCZqz)

401 I will only shop there if they have something I can't get elsewhere or if a price is too good to pass up. But I do my best to keep any of my money away from them.
Posted by: Doof at March 17, 2026 09:24 AM (zcJ6r)

Noted.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

402 Everything they say about us is a lie!

Posted by: Big Penguin at March 17, 2026 09:24 AM (0sNs1)

403 Where did the murder hornets come from?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:19 AM (Zz0t1)
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I think they originated in Japan.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 17, 2026 09:25 AM (ESVrU)

404 I got better when they treated me for Cat Scratch Fever.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 17, 2026 09:25 AM (gbOdA)

405 395 Will have to concentrate on Specs more often."

Specs is usually a bit less $$$, too. Just not the selection.

US Senators usually serve until they literally die in place"

Hey, like us! /Soviets

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:22 AM (XuXeR)

The Houston Downtown Spec's has nearly the same selection of everything as Total Wine stores. But it's a convenient or semi-convenient drive only for those inside the 610 loop.

Posted by: Gref at March 17, 2026 09:25 AM (5rh/l)

406 The believing Jews should consider mass migrating out of NYC and Canada. The secular ones crave dhimmitude, so they can stay and be happy.

But the believing Jews should scope out somewhere to go.

Between the radical Left and their Muslim fellow travelers these places are no longer safe for the next generation. Time for another diaspora. Maybe somewhere civilized & Christian here in the South, maybe to Israel, but somewhere less barbaric.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 17, 2026 09:25 AM (BI5O2)

407 >>So the rule is Christians have to bake a gay cake but Muslims do not have to serve bacon.

Fun times.
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Not quite right, it's:

Muslims do not have to serve bacon, and no one else should either out of respect to the Muslims.
Because "tolerance"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2026 09:26 AM (Suwql)

408 The Houston Downtown Spec's"

The one with the big globe thingy? That's pretty cool..

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:27 AM (XuXeR)

409 Congrats Mr and Mrs Sponge

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 09:29 AM (YsPj+)

410 Total Wine & Specs.
The State of NH has a state run monopoly on liquor stores.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 17, 2026 09:29 AM (N39Ws)

411 In certain states, including Florida, courts have carved out a unique legal pathway allowing hospitals to seek emergency orders compelling cesarean sections against a woman’s clearly expressed wishes.

That almost happened to us with the first kid. The people on my wife's side have...big heads. When they did an ultrasound of the kiddo, his head was large and they were afraid he was gonna be a Down's baby, and a huge baby if full term, and advised an abortion might be warranted. At one point, the doctor wanted to induce my wife, but the answer was, "we have wedding to go to." Doc said, "The wedding is more important than your baby?" So doc sets date to induce wife. That morning, we get a call that they are over-filled with mamas going into labor and we're told not to come in, so we don't...until doctor calls a few hours later and says, "No, you NEED to come in." So they give her the drugs to induce. If it wasn't because the doc was so tired and needed a nap, she would have been C-sectioned, but instead, that gave enough time for full dilation and a natural birth...he weighed in at 7lbs, 10oz, not a huge baby. Yes, docs do get it wrong.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:29 AM (ynpvh)

412 The State of NH has a state run monopoly on liquor stores."

Several states do. It's "For Your Own Good" (tm)...

Posted by: man at March 17, 2026 09:30 AM (XuXeR)

413 407 >>So the rule is Christians have to bake a gay cake but Muslims do not have to serve bacon.

Fun times.
- - -
Not quite right, it's:

Muslims do not have to serve bacon, and no one else should either out of respect to the Muslims.
Because "tolerance"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2026 09:26 AM (Suwql)

Yes, tolerance. Muzzies are totally in tolerant.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:30 AM (ynpvh)

414 >>That's easy enough to defend. You just don't have bacon on the menu...it's not selectively serving some groups of people and not others with your basic product.

Some years ago, a Dunkin Donuts franchise owner omitted ham and bacon from his menu. Dunkins told him either stick with the menu or give up the franchise. Each accommodation leads to the next.

*But yes, if it's your own business, serves what you want.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2026 09:30 AM (Suwql)

415 Israel just deleted two of Iran's nastiest enforcers. Come see why Iranians are celebrating.

https://is.gd/GzAgNB

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 09:31 AM (ndZc7)

416 415 Israel just deleted two of Iran's nastiest enforcers. Come see why Iranians are celebrating.

https://is.gd/GzAgNB

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 17, 2026 09:31 AM (ndZc7)

Control...Alt...delete.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 17, 2026 09:31 AM (ynpvh)

417 Liberal tears up

Posted by: rickb223 at March 17, 2026 09:32 AM (IBXdg)

418 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 17, 2026 09:32 AM (NcvvS)

419 Congrats Mr and Mrs Sponge
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 17, 2026 09:29 AM (YsPj+)

Thanks!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:32 AM (Zz0t1)

420 >>@ImMeme0
New Yorker says she can’t find a deli serving bacon or pork after visiting 4 spots and striking out.

Now check out what's happened in the UK with halal meat. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2026 09:32 AM (Suwql)

421 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 17, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

422 Sponge- Congratulations and many more wonderful year with your Sweetheart. Best news of the day, Cheers!

Posted by: Hyacinth at March 17, 2026 09:34 AM (/2pqF)

423 Muslims do not have to serve bacon, and no one else should either out of respect to the Muslims.
Because "tolerance"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 17, 2026 09:26 AM (Suwql)

Bingo as usual

Posted by: ... at March 17, 2026 09:37 AM (+wInS)

424 ...

Bingo in Iran ends when B-52 is called.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 17, 2026 09:39 AM (u82oZ)

425 Good morning, all, and thanks, J.J. 🙏

>December 03, 2025, 'Durbin Announces His Final Introduction Of The Dream Act & Shares 150th Dreamer Story On The Senate Floor'
Durbin has introduced the Dream Act every Congress since 2001; this introduction marks his final introduction of the legislation before the end of his congressional career

>The Dream US - The Dream Act is reintroduced in Congress, December 4, 2025, 'Today, Senators Dick Durbin and Lisa Murkowski reintroduced the bipartisan Dream Act in the U.S. Senate — a major step forward in the fight for permanent protections for Dreamers.'

The Dream Act would protect all Dreamers — including those not covered by DACA/TPS.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 09:42 AM (NFX2v)

426 >Facebook, yesterday, Congresswoman Mary Gay Scanlon is with Embassy & Consulates of Ireland USA and Micheál Martin.

I was honored to join Villanova's Center for Irish Studies in welcoming Taoiseach Michéal Martin to campus for a discussion of Ireland's enduring ties with America on our 250th anniversary, and of Ireland's exemplary use of soft power and alliances in pursuing a values-based foreign policy.
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Ireland officially recognized the State of Palestine on May 28, 2024, in a coordinated move with Norway and Spain, supporting a two-state solution based on 1967 borders.

Now the whining at Trump over Iran & oil, no doubt.

>Vatican News, Pope Leo to receive Liberty Medal for promoting religious liberty

The US-based National Constitution Center announces it will award Pope Leo XIV with the 38th annual Liberty Medal on July 3, 2026, in an award ceremony on Independence Mall in Philadelphia.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 09:42 AM (NFX2v)

427 What ties a lot of ^ together? Unions and their pensions & benefits.

>The Philadelphia Citizen, Mar. 17, 2026
The New Urban Order
The Case Against Managed Decline in the School District
In all the talk over closing and fixing Philly schools, there is no mention of building new ones that might serve the community better into the future. Can we look to New York City and Boston for solutions we should steal?

The schools are now empty in many parts of many cities and in smaller towns.
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Speaking of Abigail Spanberger
As of June 11, 2025, Pennsylvania restored a concealed carry reciprocity agreement with Virginia, reversing a 2018 decision that had suspended recognition.

Agreement Details: PA Attorney General Dave Sunday and VA Attorney General Jason Miyares signed a new Memorandum of Understanding (MOU) allowing holders of valid concealed carry permits from either state to carry in the other.

Virginia Attorney General is now Jay Jones. 😣 Now what? (Pa does tend to run behind VA.)

Good day

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 09:42 AM (NFX2v)

428 NYPost: Fetterman trashes ‘ignorant’ AOC’s ‘tone-deaf’ views on Israel — and predicts she won’t challenge Schumer

Posted by: SMOD at March 17, 2026 10:32 AM (RHGPo)

429 I have no idea WTF a “health provider” is.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 17, 2026 10:36 AM (kBisb)

430 BBC News, today

Israel's defence minister says its military has killed Iran's security chief Ali Larijani in a strike - read more about him
(7 minutes ago)

Larijani was last seen in public at a Quds Day march in Tehran on Friday. Iran has not confirmed whether he has been killed or injured

Drones and rockets were launched at the US embassy in Iraq's capital Baghdad overnight, in the second such attack of the war - BBC Verify examines videos of interceptions

The UAE's defence ministry says it is intercepting drones and missiles from Iran, with Qatar saying it has also been targeted by missiles

One Iranian tells BBC Persian the war is "really destroying my nerves", while Tehran's Ministry of Intelligence says it has confiscated "hundreds of Starlink devices", which are used by some Iranians to access the internet

In the US, a top counterterrorism official resigns over the ongoing conflict, saying "Iran posed no imminent threat to our nation"

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 17, 2026 11:41 AM (NFX2v)

431 This is a blatant violation of Heller and Bruen and is sure to be eventually overturned by the Supreme Court

Yeah, it'll get overturned -- eventually. Years from now. Long after its damage has been done, and there is no longer any judicial remedy available.

After all, it only took five years for the Supreme Court to agree that, despite what 80+ judges across the nation said in 2021, a political candidate does indeed have standing to challenge the conduct of an election. Are we intending to allow the whole woke Left agenda, item by item by item, to each embark upon the chimeral journey through the court system?

We'll never survive the trip.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at March 17, 2026 12:58 PM (bufu1)

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