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So much woke. Jane Fonda talking to the ultragay "reporter" who asks nothing but political questions and about how gay movies are. It's worth remembering that the Oscars are literally the DEI Oscars, as any film nominated for an award must satisfy a laundry list of DEI requirements.
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some thing happened somewhere
Posted by: lin-duh at March 16, 2026 03:28 PM (9AdGW) 2
omg the content
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 03:29 PM (y2OcL) 3
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:29 PM (Zz0t1) 4
I coulda been a r34983r09rf2 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 03:29 PM (y2OcL) 5
I'll be glad when these circlejerks cease to be a thing. The best thing we can do for them is to pay them no attention at all. Then they'll go away even faster.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 16, 2026 03:29 PM (GSy5R) 6
Fake and gay.
Posted by: fd at March 16, 2026 03:30 PM (vFG9F) 7
Conan O’Brien: “It’s the first time since 2012 that there are no British actors nominated for best actor. A British spokesperson said well at least we arrest our pedophiIes.”
======= The obvious retort to this is Jimmy Saville. Dude was knowingly preying on literal children for literally decades. The BBC knew. Lawmakers knew. They actively protected him. Until after he died, then the recriminations started. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:31 PM (p7EWr) 8
My word, that Jerry fellow is the worst kind of beta.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 03:31 PM (aZm/F) 9
O’Connell, formerly of the TV show Sliders (which I liked until Season 3 where I dipped out), at least is wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt so there’s that.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 03:31 PM (kBisb) 10
I wonder if when AI takes over Hollywood will they have AI Oscars with AI actors and AI presenters presenting AI Oscars.
Posted by: fd at March 16, 2026 03:31 PM (vFG9F) Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 16, 2026 03:31 PM (Z4zOi) 12
“What we are demanding is a ceasefire in Gaza and I think I am so blessed to have a platform and this is the least I can do to use it.”
====== Demanding from whom? Who is there who can make these things happen (assuming that they haven't been in effect for 6 months, that is). Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:31 PM (p7EWr) 13
'Tards Night Out! Every short bus on the roads within a one hundred mile radius of the theater brings its passengers there and disgorges them. Once they check their hockey helmets, they are free to wander onto the red carpet and freely dump the contents of their craniums. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (xG4kz) 14
We be are sendering 50 peeple to works at the Obana Presdent Lyebrary. What has yew do n es to helps pers I ns of colener.
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (hVcDO) 15
Is that really a joke that Hollywood clowns should be making?
There is some discussion about what, exactly he meant there. I mean, the audience almost certainly took that to mean "Trump" but you can throw a rock over your shoulder and hit a pedo in the Oscars crowd so... hard to say what Conan actually had in mind. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (PYyV9) 16
O'Connell needs to know that he doesn't have to stay in an abusive situation
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (a+4eV) 17
Should I know who Jerry O'Connell is?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1) 18
Bonk bonk on the head
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (XemUU) Posted by: Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (0sNs1) 20
The obvious retort to this is Jimmy Saville.
Dude was knowingly preying on literal children for literally decades. The BBC knew. Lawmakers knew. They actively protected him. Until after he died, then the recriminations started. -------------------------------- And the office that very pointedly refused to look into the myriad accusations against Savile was run by none other than Sir Keir Wanker himself at the time. Posted by: the lower depths at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (GSy5R) 21
Jerry, it is totally normal for well-adjusted people, especially family members, to become violent about politics. Why are you so intolerant and bigoted?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (XE5AP) 22
live with not one, not two, but three people who, if I made any kind of joke, they'd become very angry with me
Move out now before becoming a stat. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (f9h0J) 23
the best thing i ever heard about conan was that his show was doing so well that the network was increasing his time from an hour to 30 minutes.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (CWTWj) 24
>>>17 Should I know who Jerry O'Connell is?
he was the chubby kid in Stand By Me. Then he lost the weight and had a career as a mid-level actor in lesser movies, mostly romcoms or comedies. Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (1wjle) 25
Didn't watch those, it appears they are the same as they have always been, so it would be like watching re-runs.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (n5tGW) 26
FREE PALESTINE
Posted by: Javier Bardem at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (UjdFS) 27
We be are sendering 50 peeple to works at the Obana Presdent Lyebrary. What has yew do n es to helps pers I ns of colener.
Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (hVcDO) Someone call 911. I think Mary is having a stroke. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1) 28
"I said something along the lines of, like, 'There was no planning.' 'This is what they get.' 'There should have been a primary.'"
"I said something along those lines. I was just spitballing ideas as to--it was a shock, you know?" "My wife and daughters, without saying anything, became physical with me. They were filled with rage." Asses beat. Divorce lawyer contacted. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (NcUvK) Posted by: fd at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (vFG9F) 30
Should I know who Jerry O'Connell is?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1) He was the fat kid in Stand by Me is what I recall. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (Oiv2s) 31
This was a reference to Prince Andrew, but nothing happening to anyone here with the Epstein files. Maybe we arrest Bill Clinton, Conan? Does that work for you?
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (OoFl2) 32
My word, that Jerry fellow is the worst kind of beta. Posted by: Seems Legit That's not the secret knock, Vern! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (xG4kz) 33
20 And the office that very pointedly refused to look into the myriad accusations against Savile was run by none other than Sir Keir Wanker himself at the time.
Posted by: the lower depths at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (GSy5R) ====== England's upper crust is...much worse than ours. And ours is not that great. I mean...Adam Schiff is a senator, and he probably killed a black homeless dude at a drug party of a major donor. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (p7EWr) 34
Before that: Actor Jerry O'Connell said his wife and daughters became physically violent when he said that the Democrats should have had a primary rather than coronate sure-loser Kamala Harris.
Beep What is an example of cult behavior Alex? Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (sKqQm) 35
It's worth remembering that the Oscars are literally the DEI Oscars, as any film nominated for an award must satisfy a laundry list of DEI requirements.
Which is why Christopher Nolan cast a black girl for Helen of Troy and a hispanic girl for Athena. They want to be eligible for the gold statue, which means a lot to actors and really nothing to viewers. There was a time when getting an oscar really boosted ticket and video sales but.. not so much any more. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (PYyV9) 36
Hollywood actor who lives in LA was shocked because he heard that Trump had no chance of winning.
lol Posted by: one hour sober at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (Y1sOo) 37
Should I know who Jerry O'Connell is?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer He was in at least one sci-fi show about 20 years ago. So it depends on when you stopped watching TV Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (a+4eV) 38
31 This was a reference to Prince Andrew, but nothing happening to anyone here with the Epstein files. Maybe we arrest Bill Clinton, Conan? Does that work for you?
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (OoFl2) ======= Wait...England arrested Jimmy Saville's corpse?! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (p7EWr) 39
the most entertaining thing out of hollywood over the last few years has been watching hollywood become increasingly irrelevant
Posted by: brak at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (jGJov) Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (aTgV0) Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (UjdFS) 42
How were the ratings for the Oscars this year? Did they at least beat the Ancient Aliens re-runs?
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (sAmhv) 43
But really, all we hear about these days is how Hollywood is dying, the industry is violently contracting, everyone is out of work, AI is the future and most of the present, while post-production and filming BOTH are leaving California -- and no one even knows the Oscars happened until their feeds are full of women in weird gowns on Monday morning. It's a goldmine for comedy, and all Conan could do was reach for old, stale material. Robert DeNiro already yelled FVCK TRUMP two administrations and eight Oscars ago. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (y2OcL) 44
There was a time when getting an oscar really boosted ticket and video sales but.. not so much any more. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (PYyV9) So, the "Oscar Buzz" went the way of Blockbuster? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1) 45
35 Which is why Christopher Nolan cast a black girl for Helen of Troy and a hispanic girl for Athena. They want to be eligible for the gold statue, which means a lot to actors and really nothing to viewers.
There was a time when getting an oscar really boosted ticket and video sales but.. not so much any more. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (PYyV9) ======= Someone should make a four part video (followed up by a 3 hour video ranking all the winners and then a 25 minute video calling the Oscars stupid) about this phenomenon. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (p7EWr) 46
he was the chubby kid in Stand By Me. Then he lost the weight and had a career as a mid-level actor in lesser movies, mostly romcoms or comedies.
Posted by: ace Has 140 credits to his name. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (NcUvK) 47
England's upper crust is...much worse than ours.
And ours is not that great. They have a history of it. There was a Victorian era belief that if you slept with a virgin girl, you would cure yourself of the clap. At least, that's what they said. And by "virgin girl" they meant "tween" Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (PYyV9) 48
Britain arrests its pedos? Jimmy Savile laughs at you.
Also, who are the pedos who remain unarrested in the US, Conan? I assume that your gay and trans groomer audience thinks you are referring to Trump. Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (Dv3i1) 49
What did you bring the comb for? You don't even have any hair!
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (XemUU) 50
lol poor jerry
Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (j+aD2) 51
Wasn't Jerry O'Connoll the chubby kid in Stand by Me? He's married to a model and he allows his wife and his children to get violent with him over politics?
Definitely beta boy still feels like the husky kid. Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (Vqf0f) 52
Sheldon Coopers's brother. Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (UjdFS) This does me no favors. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1) 53
39 the most entertaining thing out of hollywood over the last few years has been watching hollywood become increasingly irrelevant
Posted by: brak at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM (jGJov) ====== You rushed out to watch Anora and Nomadland once they won Best Picture, right? Right?! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (p7EWr) 54
Someone should make a four part video (followed up by a 3 hour video ranking all the winners and then a 25 minute video calling the Oscars stupid) about this phenomenon.
But who would be that crazy?? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (PYyV9) 55
Which is why Christopher Nolan cast a black girl for Helen of Troy and a hispanic girl for Athena. They want to be eligible for the gold statue, which means a lot to actors and really nothing to viewers.
If the Hispanic girl look Mediterranean it could be fine. But...Helen is repeatedly described as fair skinned and blonde. Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm) 56
O’Connell, formerly of the TV show Sliders (which I liked until Season 3 where I dipped out), at least is wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt so there’s that.
I feel like if Bill Maher is telling you how to be a man, your life is over. Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (2ocoG) 57
Jerry O'Connell is wearing a Powerslave shirt. How fitting. Except he's a powerbottom powercuck to his mentally-ill powercunt daughters.
Imagine being such an neutered sack of sorry to publicly tell this story. All that was missing was for him to crack open a raspberry Zima and sip it with a straw while ogling Maher's crotch. Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (iFTx/) 58
O’Connell, formerly of the TV show Sliders (which I liked until Season 3 where I dipped out), at least is wearing an Iron Maiden t-shirt so there’s that.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 03:31 PM (kBisb) I really liked Sliders too. Sad to see him like this. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (lFFaq) 59
"I said something along the lines of, like, 'There was no planning.' 'This is what they get.' 'There should have been a primary.'"
"I said something along those lines. I was just spitballing ideas as to--it was a shock, you know?" "My wife and daughters, without saying anything, became physical with me. They were filled with rage." ------ What is so insane is that this is obviously a very mild comment. He's not even saying that Kamala is an idiot and shouldn't hold any office, which would be a true statement. Also, what a friggen bubble this idiot lives in. Because his libtard friends in CA thought Kamala was a shoo-in, he thought that was reality? Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (aZm/F) 60
Also recall that neither Andrew formerly know as Prince or Peter Mandelson are charged with sex crimes. It's all about misuse of public office. And how many of the pedo muzzies have paid for their crimes? Not many.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (Oiv2s) 61
44 So, the "Oscar Buzz" went the way of Blockbuster?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:35 PM (Zz0t1) ====== It started with The Deer Hunter, the advent of the Oscar campaign, when producers figured out that they could wine and dine the upper crust of Hollywood and get all the exposure they needed to win the awards. It was just downhill from there. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (p7EWr) 62
"he was the chubby kid in Stand By Me. Then he lost the weight and had a career as a mid-level actor in lesser movies, mostly romcoms or comedies.
Posted by: ace" Ahhhh....yes. Yeah. The guy who was a "that guy". Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (aTgV0) 63
Jerry O'Connell: star of stage, screen, and the latest gambling app commercials on TV.
Posted by: Samuel Adams at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (4xuom) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (PYyV9) 65
"I said something along the lines of, like, 'There was no planning.' 'This is what they get.' 'There should have been a primary.'" "I said something along those lines. I was just spitballing ideas as to--it was a shock, you know?" "My wife and daughters, without saying anything, became physical with me. They were filled with rage." Posted by: rickb223 ================ Did his wife and daughters ever hear about that dreamy George Clooney? Who makes you go all swoony? He had a few things to say about the way Biden became the candidate and called for a redo. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (y2OcL) 66
Should I know who Jerry O'Connell is?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1) You'll never guess his secret identity. Posted by: far cry at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (idDnf) 67
"Should I know who Jerry O'Connell is?
...... Sheldon Coopers's brother. Posted by: wth " Is he gay too? Posted by: fd at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (vFG9F) 68
But...Helen is repeatedly described as fair skinned and blonde. Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm) RACIST BIGOT!!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (Zz0t1) 69
Not that I'm a fan of AI, because I'm not, but with some of the shit I saw AI do we definitely don't need actors anymore. If AI can wipe them out and turn hollywood to rubble the skynet risk is well worth it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (snZF9) 70
Sounds like O'Connell needs to get his house in order lest his daughters become angry, cat-piss soaked, childless harpies.
Posted by: Tucker at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (dK+Kv) 71
Jerry got his dick bit off in Piranha 3D. Sounds like the same as his home life.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (u73oe) 72
Conan O'Brien was funny back when I was really trying hard to think he was funny.
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (aTgV0) 73
Dude was knowingly preying on literal children for literally decades. The BBC knew. Lawmakers knew. They actively protected him.
Until after he died, then the recriminations started. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:31 PM (p7EWr) The one who protected him most? Kier Starmer. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (lFFaq) 74
are we sure Connan was talking about Trump ?? he might have been talking about Hollywood pedos...they heard what they heard, I heard what I heard...
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (GD0B3) 75
*Conan
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (GD0B3) 76
I feel like if Bill Maher is telling you how to be a man, your life is over.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (2ocoG) ----- BWAHAHAHAHAH True statement. Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (aZm/F) 77
54 Someone should make a four part video (followed up by a 3 hour video ranking all the winners and then a 25 minute video calling the Oscars stupid) about this phenomenon.
But who would be that crazy?? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (PYyV9) ===== Probably some illiterate asshole who doesn't even have a job. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (p7EWr) 78
Conan is not babe in the woods when it comes to Holywood "culture"..
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (GD0B3) 79
I hope O'Connell can find his balls or at least rent them back from his wife.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (+nEug) 80
The only "truth spoken to power" that ever happened at the Oscars was when Johnny Two-Feathers told them the theater stunk of blood.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (HXT0k) 81
Also, who are the pedos who remain unarrested in the US, Conan?
Well, we "elected" Biden so... Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (PYyV9) They're still begging for the Epstein files to contain SOMETHING about Trump. They'll make it up if they have to. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:39 PM (Zz0t1) 82
"My wife and daughters, without saying anything, became physical with me.
___ Became physical? I'm pretty sure I can take them on, especially your daughters. At the same time. I'll feel their, uh, pain. Posted by: Bill Clinton at March 16, 2026 03:39 PM (Dv3i1) 83
Ps. The Oscar’s aren’t for weird gowns, they are for pretty gowns. Some were ugly, because they can’t help themselves, but there were some very lovely gowns last night. At least there is that.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 03:39 PM (OoFl2) 84
Should I know who Jerry O'Connell is?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:32 PM (Zz0t1) He was the fat kid in Stand by Me is what I recall. Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (Oiv2s) How could the horde forget Sliders? Kari Wuhrer was in the later seasons. Posted by: Sjg at March 16, 2026 03:39 PM (aqZN1) 85
It started with The Deer Hunter, the advent of the Oscar campaign,
As you said in your final video, its not that the winners were bad movies (well most of them) but that they weren't the BEST movie that year and didn't win for being the most entertaining, beloved, and memorable. Deer Hunter is well done, but its not like people would line up to see it re-released or go out of their way to buy a DVD copy. Nobody stops channel surfing to watch it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:39 PM (PYyV9) 86
I’d like someone to ask a “celebrity,”
You play make believe for a living. Make believe and dress up. You say what you’re told to say, stand where you’re to to stand, cry, laugh and scream on command. Are you capable of an original thought? And if you are, why do you think anyone cares? You play make believe for a living. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 03:39 PM (W2Pud) 87
Wait...England arrested Jimmy Saville's corpse?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:34 PM Better than what happened to mine. Posted by: zombie Oliver Cromwell at March 16, 2026 03:39 PM (0sNs1) 88
FREE PALESTINE Posted by: Javier Bardem at March 16, 2026 03:33 PM (UjdFS) WITH PURCHASE OF TWO 'STANS AT LIST PRICE Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 03:40 PM (y9nCu) 89
Should I know who Jerry O'Connell is?
...... Sheldon Coopers's brother. Posted by: wth On BBT. Not Young Sheldon. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 03:40 PM (NcUvK) 90
Have not seen a new movie in who knows how many years.
Last time I watched the Oscars was when I was still younger than Jack Benny is even today. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 16, 2026 03:40 PM (5UTWB) 91
55 Which is why Christopher Nolan cast a black girl for Helen of Troy and a hispanic girl for Athena. They want to be eligible for the gold statue, which means a lot to actors and really nothing to viewers.
If the Hispanic girl look Mediterranean it could be fine. But...Helen is repeatedly described as fair skinned and blonde. Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm) If they're gonna do the DEI thing, at least do it organically. It's a Greek epic. Just put in some boy-fucking and call it a day. Buncha Greek homos. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2026 03:40 PM (UGyV5) 92
Last Best Oscar movie I watched was 2023's Oppenheimer. Last one that I thought was a really good movie was 2014's Birdman.
And...before about '95 or so winning an Oscar generally meant it was an important movie. But, take 10 years ago. Does anyone care about Moonlight? I vaguely recall it was something about...dancing? With one of those gravely voiced red heads that were popular at the time Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm) 93
You'll never guess his secret identity. Posted by: far cry at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (idDnf) He's a gay, dead Ayatollah? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:40 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 03:41 PM (k8boH) 95
85 It started with The Deer Hunter, the advent of the Oscar campaign,
As you said in your final video, its not that the winners were bad movies (well most of them) but that they weren't the BEST movie that year and didn't win for being the most entertaining, beloved, and memorable. Deer Hunter is well done, but its not like people would line up to see it re-released or go out of their way to buy a DVD copy. Nobody stops channel surfing to watch it. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:39 PM (PYyV9) ====== That's not a distinction I made. I don't know what other people treasure, what the masses are looking up again after years of being released. I just know that the Academy has never been about that. Ever. From the beginning, it was about controlling the direction of the industry. And it made sense when that direction was actually aligned with making money. Now...control of the Oscars is control of...the Oscars. The studios spend much more money on slop for the masses that they don't think will ever win awards. Because the industry has essentially bifurcated in that regard. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:41 PM (p7EWr) 96
if my wife yelled at me about politics it would mean there's a parallel universe in which i had a wife
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 16, 2026 03:41 PM (CWTWj) 97
If the Hispanic girl look Mediterranean it could be fine.
Yeah there's not THAT much difference between hispanic and Greek or Trojan (don't hit me Greek horde, its true). Its just I can't stand Zendaya. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:41 PM (PYyV9) 98
"One Piece actress Charithra Chandran demands ceasefire in Gaza- despite a ceasefire for the past 6 months."
Huh? I thought One Piece was a cartoon? Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 03:41 PM (iFTx/) 99
83 Ps. The Oscar’s aren’t for weird gowns, they are for pretty gowns. Some were ugly, because they can’t help themselves, but there were some very lovely gowns last night. At least there is that.
I really did like the fashion last night Piper! they did well overall Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 03:41 PM (j+aD2) 100
Because his libtard friends in CA thought Kamala was a shoo-in, he thought that was reality?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM (aZm/F) Rocket surgeons, the lot. Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 03:42 PM (dK+Kv) 101
Not that I'm a fan of AI, because I'm not, but with some of the shit I saw AI do we definitely don't need actors anymore. If AI can wipe them out and turn hollywood to rubble the skynet risk is well worth it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division AI pron. or so I've been told. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 03:42 PM (NcUvK) 102
He loves his dead, gay ayatollah.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2026 03:42 PM (XemUU) Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 03:42 PM (j+aD2) 104
I will never understand why musicians,singers or actors think anyone gives a hoot what they say. Most are uneducated, drugged buffoons. Do they really impact votes? I don't even know who most of them are and haven't watched any awards show in 20yrs.
Stay in your lane! Same with podcasters who think they know everything in the Situation Room! Tucker, Carlson, Kelly, and that hideous Fuentes fag. The woman I argued with on another blog two days ago must be in quite the snit as she's vanished and raking her dirt and leaves and saving bugs. And I was nice as I can debate nice and Southern. It was not like I called her names or got mean. I reckon she felt she could go against the wind and state her nonsense of the two fuel planes sadly crashing in mid air. Her "sources" said Cent Com is lying and a missile shot the plane down. I said otherwise and that no one knows, but I doubted the Sec of War and our President would lie to us. She fired back that I was gaslighting (which I will never understand) and needed a mental health check. Lol. Maybe I do, but I'm basically harmless. Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 16, 2026 03:42 PM (WONhk) 105
The guy who was a "that guy".
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:37 PM Many of us have found a home here on this very blog. Posted by: The AoSHQ 'That Guy who says' Association at March 16, 2026 03:42 PM (0sNs1) 106
Jerry O'Connell is a fag and his shit is all retarded
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 16, 2026 03:42 PM (NtVYv) 107
Yeah there's not THAT much difference between hispanic and Greek or Trojan (don't hit me Greek horde, its true). Its just I can't stand Zendaya.
oh God I cannot stand that girl Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 03:42 PM (j+aD2) 108
Oh and on the topic of the ancient greeks, they might not have looked exactly like the current greek population.
There was a massive slavic invasion in the 6th/7th century that the Byzantines couldn't stop and did effect the ethnic makeup of the region... Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:42 PM (sKqQm) 109
"One Piece actress Charithra Chandran demands ceasefire in Gaza- despite a ceasefire for the past 6 months."
Huh? I thought One Piece was a cartoon? It's a very popular live action version on Netflix. The woman who plays Nami is very attractive. Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 03:43 PM (Riz8t) 110
92 And...before about '95 or so winning an Oscar generally meant it was an important movie. But, take 10 years ago. Does anyone care about Moonlight? I vaguely recall it was something about...dancing? With one of those gravely voiced red heads that were popular at the time
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm) ====== Moonlight is the black gay movie in Miami. Made little money. One of the peaks of Hollywood giving a bauble to the black part of the industry to try and get them to be quiet now. It keeps not working, though, for some reason. Instead, they had to invite thousands more people into the Academy. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:43 PM (p7EWr) 111
Not that I'm a fan of AI, because I'm not, but with some of the shit I saw AI do we definitely don't need actors anymore. If AI can wipe them out and turn hollywood to rubble the skynet risk is well worth it.
--- Promptgenix is writing some seriously good blues with AI. GossipGoblin has been doing some crazy stuff with AI that makes current HW creativity look like kindergarten scribbles. AI assisted will make the money and prestige of the old media empires obsolete. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 03:43 PM (HXT0k) 112
the funny thing is - Jerry is the reason he had only daughters. lol he did that to himself
unless it was the pool boy! Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 03:43 PM (j+aD2) 113
The Oscars were a complete and total barf-o-rama.
Posted by: Dr. Varno at March 16, 2026 03:43 PM (XemUU) 114
Who?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 16, 2026 03:43 PM (LxER7) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:43 PM (PYyV9) 116
Jerry O'Connell is a kind-of-handsome but goofy guy who managed to snag former supermodel Rebecca Romijn after she divorced John "Uncle Jesse" Stamos. They seem to be pretty happy together, so I'm not going to criticize his methods.
Posted by: TR at March 16, 2026 03:43 PM (hazdd) 117
Nobody watches The Deer Hunter twice.
Has anybody ever re-watched "Philadelphia"? You know the Tom Hanks Oscar winner? I have never watched a Meryl Streep Movie a second time. Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:43 PM (aTgV0) 118
Yeah there's not THAT much difference between hispanic and Greek or Trojan (don't hit me Greek horde, its true). Its just I can't stand Zendaya.
WAIT he cast that no talent "I'm just here" Zendaya as Athena? That would be like casting borderline retard Matt Damon as Odysseus or something. Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm) 119
So he heard in California that Trump was going to lose.
Well, if California says it it must be true! When are these people going to get over themselves? California is a state full of stupid socialists and sidewalk bums. They have a terrible State government and stupid US senators. They are losing population. They have a terrible tax burden on their population. They SUCK. Posted by: Case at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (pvf3X) 120
"I said something along those lines. I was just spitballing ideas as to--it was a shock, you know?" "My wife and daughters, without saying anything, became physical with me. They were filled with rage." They were constitutionally incapable of actually listening to the torrents of verbal diarrhea that gushed from her piehole. All that mattered was that she sported a snizz. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (xG4kz) Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (Riz8t) Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (j+aD2) 123
There's a well known musician that hangs around here that has pretty sound political opinions.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (+nEug) 124
Meanwhile if you say one mildly Republican or even neutral sounding thing in Hollywood you are blacklisted for life unless you can afford to not give a fuck.
"What about Clint Eastwood!??!!!" the commies bleat. One rich legendary old as fuck guy who they would all blacklist if they could manage it, proves you WRONG. We are open minded!!! We love Hate has no hoooooome here you fascist nazi mother fuckerrrrr!!!!!! Dieee33 before we kill youuu!!!!!! Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (KMzr2) 125
Ace will never forgive his Hollywood rejection
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (ROmwP) 126
Not that I'm a fan of AI, because I'm not, but with some of the shit I saw AI do we definitely don't need actors anymore
This is again where I say they need to do a reboot of Looker. Its just begging to be redone. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (PYyV9) 127
How could the horde forget Sliders? Kari Wuhrer was in the later seasons.
Posted by: Sjg at March 16, 2026 03:39 PM (aqZN1) I didn't. I have the DVD box set. Kari Wuhrer was pretty cute in the beginning. Started taking a bit of a slide near the end. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 03:45 PM (snZF9) Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:45 PM (aTgV0) 129
I was watching the baseball game but I did pop over to the Oscars a bit
I really wanted Rose Byrne to win. She did not. Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 03:45 PM (j+aD2) 130
I mean, I'm afraid of MY wife to some extent. I have to sleep sometimes.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 03:45 PM (4NO2D) 131
Say what you like, Gwenyth wore her gown exceptionally well.
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at March 16, 2026 03:45 PM (0sNs1) 132
I will never understand why musicians,singers or actors think anyone gives a hoot what they say. ================ Unfortunately, people keep sticking mics in their faces and asking them. Brad Pitt was asked what he thought of the China-Tibet situation after Seven Years in Tibet came out and he answered, "I'm a man who wears makeup." If only we had more of that. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 03:46 PM (y2OcL) 133
It's too bad Governor Brylcreem wasn't there to tell us about how the next round of wildfires, torched off by illegal aliens, are going to take out the rest of these peoples' residences.
Sanctuary. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 03:46 PM (M9gjJ) 134
Been shilling this all day but watch this
Pretty sure it's AI animation Paper doll- child bride on the Caliphate youtu.be/T2-pLURiq-4 Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 03:46 PM (k8boH) 135
Conan is not babe in the woods when it comes to Holywood "culture".. Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 03:38 PM (GD0B3) Never EVER go to a dinner party at Conan's place. Posted by: Zombie Rob Reiner at March 16, 2026 03:46 PM (y9nCu) 136
Jerry O'Connell is a fag and his shit is all retarded
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway ...... So. A Hollywood natural. Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:46 PM (UjdFS) 137
Brad Pitt was asked what he thought of the China-Tibet situation after Seven Years in Tibet came out and he answered, "I'm a man who wears makeup."
Excellent answer. Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 03:47 PM (Riz8t) 138
Watched Paper Moon for the first time a few weeks ago. I'm assuming it inspired the Coen brothers.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 16, 2026 03:47 PM (XvL8K) 139
I saw a comedian who said his dad falls asleep during movies so he'll switch them to other ones with the same actor for when he wakes up.
He said they were watching Cast Away and while he was dozing he changed it to Philadelphia. His dad was like oh my God this guy has the worst luck! Pretty funny. Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 03:47 PM (KMzr2) 140
Say what you like, Gwenyth wore her gown exceptionally well.
Posted by: J. Random 'Ron at March 16, 2026 03:45 PM (0sNs1) She as a decent plastic surgeon. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1) 141
People have complained about how lame the oscar winners were but there's two things to keep in mind
1) The oscars suck and who gives a crap who wins? 2) 2025 was one of the worst years in movie history, and you win compared to the other contenders, not compared to all movies ever. Compared to the other movies and actors, that was the least awful for that year, is the best way to look at it. Its like comparing White Castle sliders. Well that one made me vomit less powerfully and had a symmetrical bun. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:47 PM (PYyV9) 142
Say what you like, Gwenyth wore her gown exceptionally well.
Well we can be sure she was not smuggling a big brown beaver Posted by: Primus at March 16, 2026 03:48 PM (sKqQm) 143
You can close this comment in 3s
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 16, 2026 03:48 PM (Vpqw1) 144
The only comment I can make is that I'm proud that I didn't watch the Oscars. Didn't even know they happened last night... I haven't watched the Oscars in... 30 years at least. I don't care
This Jerry O'Connell dude needs to grow a pair... Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 03:48 PM (xT8gx) 145
The last time I was in a movie theater was The Return of the King.
The last time I watched the Oscars was The Return of the King. Don't think I've missed much Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 03:48 PM (YsPj+) 146
CONAN'S COMMENT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE HE WAS ADDRESSING A ROOM FULL OF CALIFORNIA DEMOCRATS WHO HAVE LEGALIZED SEX WITH MIONRS
Posted by: Not Ben Roesthlis%B5643303442151900^HOWE/ELIJAH M ^491212000000? at March 16, 2026 03:49 PM (vqA1l) 147
Last movie I saw in the theater was at a 2nd run theater pub, and it was Black Adam. Which was better than the reviews and mockery but not very good. Still, was nice to see a movie with my brother one last time.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:49 PM (PYyV9) 148
ugh Jerry ... John Stamos sloppy seconds?!!?
yikes Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2 Practically a virgin by Hollywood standards, Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:49 PM (UjdFS) 149
Oh no!!!
CNN: Breaking news. Cuba's electrical grid has suffered a complete and total collapse. This is according to the country's power operator. It's the first nationwide blackout since the US effectively shut off the flow of oil to Cuba Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 03:49 PM (ndZc7) 150
Okay that was extremely weird but welcome. At around 2PM CDT, all my chip maker stocks jumped up enough to hit my way-out-of-the-money sell points. Then in the next 15 minutes they plunged back down below where the were at the start, hitting my OOTM buy points and then went back up to within the curve of previous trading.
I'm back were I was with extra money in the bank. I usually get burned on this kind of stuff but what do I say? Not today, Death. Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 03:49 PM (4NO2D) 151
"Brad Pitt was asked what he thought of the China-Tibet situation after Seven Years in Tibet came out and he answered, "I'm a man who wears makeup."
Excellent answer. Posted by: Archimedes" Yes...very nice. Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:50 PM (aTgV0) 152
Well I don't know who this particular cuck is. But wow. Stage IV necrotic soydick - it's no joke.
My wife happens to agree with me about most political stuff, to the extent she even cares, which isn't much. But she knows I don't care if she disagrees with me and I won't be changing my mind, and I won't tolerate anyone getting physical about anything, let alone some sorry ass dispute over DC mutants. This guy needs to go and get a really good codpiece, and start watching Cobra daily, and trying to pass as a man. No, he'll never impale Brian Thompson on a giant hook and throw him in a furnace to burn alive, but maybe he'll make a worthy foe for a pickle jar someday. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 03:50 PM (BI5O2) 153
Say what you like, Gwenyth wore her gown exceptionally well. Posted by: J. Random 'Ron ================ I just googled it. I think she would have looked better if she'd worn the rest of the gown. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 03:50 PM (y2OcL) 154
Someone posted a pic of Zendaya presenting an award and she looked classy - dark brown one shoulder bare gown
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 03:50 PM (ZLHME) Posted by: D'Helen D'Troyeesha at March 16, 2026 03:51 PM (jGJov) 156
137 Brad Pitt was asked what he thought of the China-Tibet situation after Seven Years in Tibet came out and he answered, "I'm a man who wears makeup."
Excellent answer. Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 03:47 PM (Riz8t) I don't know. It seems like even a fairly apolitical room-temp-IQ guy ought to be able to say he finds a totalitarian regime's occupation of another country to be immoral and unjustifiable. The make-up-wearing guy couldn't keep his yap shut on the issue of gay marriage. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2026 03:51 PM (UGyV5) 157
Brad Pitt was asked what he thought of the China-Tibet situation after Seven Years in Tibet came out and he answered, "I'm a man who wears makeup."
Yeah that is the answer they always should give. "What are you asking ME for??" Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:52 PM (PYyV9) 158
AND BEFORE I COULD EDIT MY POST
Posted by: NOT BEN ROETHLISBERGER at March 16, 2026 03:52 PM (vqA1l) 159
Stop paying attention to this shit.
Give the the same attention you give to the NAACP Image Awards. Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at March 16, 2026 03:52 PM (CKIwv) 160
Zendaya isn't ugly. She isn't particularly pretty either.
Which honestly is fine for Athena. But she can't act. She's just "there" in every role she plays and sounds like a teenager trying to stay on good behavior around adults. Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm) 161
>> I think she would have looked better if she'd worn the rest of the gown.
It would've been better for me personally if she'd worn it sideways. Posted by: one hour sober at March 16, 2026 03:52 PM (Y1sOo) 162
Nobody watches The Deer Hunter twice.
I have. More than twice actually. Haven't watched it in years, but I have watched it multiple of times. It is a dreary movie but well acted (except for Streep, who is remarkably overrated). I liked it. Was it Oscar worthy? I don't know. I was probably watching Star Wars for the 8th time and Star Trek (movie came out in '79) at that stage in my life. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 03:52 PM (sAmhv) Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (4NO2D) 164
we
wuz launchin ships and sheit Posted by: D'Helen D'Troyeesha at March 16, 2026 03:51 PM (jGJov) You forgot the smoke alarm chirp. Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (2ocoG) 165
162 I have. More than twice actually. Haven't watched it in years, but I have watched it multiple of times. It is a dreary movie but well acted (except for Streep, who is remarkably overrated). I liked it. Was it Oscar worthy? I don't know. I was probably watching Star Wars for the 8th time and Star Trek (movie came out in '79) at that stage in my life.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 03:52 PM (sAmhv) ======= I find it remarkably tedious and the coincidences just make it borderline comic, but it has a super-serious tone that makes it unintentionally funny. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (p7EWr) 166
Meryl Streep does impressions. She doesn't act. No soul.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (KMzr2) 167
Oh no!!!
CNN: Breaking news. Cuba's electrical grid has suffered a complete and total collapse. This is according to the country's power operator. It's the first nationwide blackout since the US effectively shut off the flow of oil to Cuba Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! ...... Trump is such a meanie. Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (UjdFS) 168
Someone posted a pic of Zendaya presenting an award and she looked classy
Yeah she can look presentable as the girl who is the Prom Queen's best friend. She can read her lines as well as any high school drama student. Its just that she's presented as this super hot IT girl phenomenon superstar that keeps getting top level casting. Just, go away. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (PYyV9) 169
155 >>>black girl for Helen of Troy
we wuz launchin ships and sheit Posted by: D'Helen D'Troyeesha Did you use your face, though? Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (Dv3i1) Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (1biuY) 171
Ace's exposition illustrates exactly why, in all of history prior to the twentieth century, actors and performers were set apart and discounted more than garbage collectors in society.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (dlUX+) Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm) 173
I confuse Zendaya with Rachel Zegler in my head.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 03:54 PM (4NO2D) 174
This douche didn't exactly provide good character references for his daughters..
Posted by: mr tmz at March 16, 2026 03:54 PM (rJ48h) Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (8AONa) 176
I saw some wit on X show a picture of the black gal who will play Helen of Troy, and most of the comments were a variation of:
No one is going to war for that. Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (aZm/F) 177
173 I confuse Zendaya with Rachel Zegler in my head.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 03:54 PM (4NO2D) ======= Zegler can actually sing. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (p7EWr) 178
Zendaya isn't ugly. She isn't particularly pretty either.
Which honestly is fine for Athena. But she can't act. She's just "there" in every role she plays and sounds like a teenager trying to stay on good behavior around adults. Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm) ______ She was quite hot with a rocking body a few years ago. But the last few years haven't been kind. She looks more masculine now, almost a tranny, and is so painfully thin she looks anorexic. I don't remember the last movie I saw her in, but I was like "wtf happened to her?" Unless she plans to work out and bulk up for the role, there's no way she'll have the imposing physicality to play Athena. Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (iFTx/) 179
It's the first nationwide blackout since the US effectively shut off the flow of oil to Cuba
____ Turn the oil machines back on!!!! -Greta Thunberg Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (Dv3i1) Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (PYyV9) 181
Meryl Streep does impressions. She doesn't act. No soul.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (KMzr2) She sucked and f*cked her way to the top. "Harvey Weinstein is a GOD!" Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1) 182
176 I saw some wit on X show a picture of the black gal who will play Helen of Troy, and most of the comments were a variation of:
No one is going to war for that. Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (aZm/F) ====== It's still only rumor at this point. Could be true. Could be false. I dunno. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (p7EWr) Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (u73oe) 184
I confuse Zendaya with Rachel Zegler in my head.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 03:54 PM (4NO2D) Seller is the one with the fish eyes. That's how I remember. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (BI5O2) 185
Oscar is that grouchy muppet right?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (abIsI) 186
There's a well known musician that hangs around here that has pretty sound political opinions. Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (+nEug) And Teh Ewok interviewed him on the now deceased AoS podcast many years ago. Remember ace doing Bane voice? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (y9nCu) Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (2ThHr) Posted by: connected and litigious at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (cS1cw) 189
That explains why TJM did that series on it.
Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (2ThHr) ====== Like and subscribe! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (p7EWr) 190
>>>It's still only rumor at this point.
Could be true. Could be false. I dunno. it certainly got people talking about the movie, so might have just been a marketing ploy Posted by: brak at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (jGJov) 191
CNN: Breaking news. Cuba's electrical grid has suffered a complete and total collapse"
So how are various webcams still up? Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (XuXeR) Posted by: The Greeks at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (Dv3i1) 193
I saw some wit on X show a picture of the black gal who will play Helen of Troy
She's cute enough, but not the kind of face a woman goes to war over. Its the Dark Knight Rises effect, we're supposed to believe she's the one that they are fighting over?? Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (PYyV9) 194
Speaking of gowns, you know who looked good?
Priyanka Chopra... Nick Jonas' wife. Too bad she's Nick Jonas' wife. Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:57 PM (UjdFS) 195
Careful, you'll upset Ballistic.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 03:44 PM (Riz8t) ---- You still mad, faggot? Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 03:57 PM (5aZAZ) 196
Did Animal House win an Oscar? No. No it did not.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM To be fair, the Academy wasn't on a roll. Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 16, 2026 03:57 PM (0sNs1) 197
155 >>>black girl for Helen of Troy
we wuz launchin ships and sheit Posted by: D'Helen D'Troyeesha DAT RAZIST!!! Posted by: hoWaRD unIvEr5Tty grAud at March 16, 2026 03:57 PM (sAmhv) 198
"And for this, his wife and daughters began cursing him and became physical."
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - When we call them cat ladies, we usually mean that they have a dozen or so of the furballs. Not that they sit there, preening themselves, before scratching and biting you for some offense you may or may not have given. Posted by: Another Anon at March 16, 2026 03:57 PM (4h45B) 199
The Trump admin is arresting a whole lot of pedos that the Biden admin protected, but it's ICE and Border Patrol doing it (since they're illegal alien pedos), so the Oscars crowd would be against it if they were aware of it.
Posted by: SciVo at March 16, 2026 03:57 PM (Sy6m/) 200
the one with the fish eyes. That's how I remember./i]
There are a lot of girls in hollywood like that now, foetal alcohol syndrome babies. Walleyed like a hammerhead shark. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (PYyV9) 201
It seems like even a fairly apolitical room-temp-IQ guy ought to be able to say he finds a totalitarian regime's occupation of another country to be immoral and unjustifiable. The make-up-wearing guy couldn't keep his yap shut on the issue of gay marriage. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls ================ Yeah, stunning, nuanced, deep, fact-packed opinion that we really need to hear. "What do you think of puppy-killing?" "Puppy-killing bad." It is too bad he didn't stick to silence on other issues. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (y2OcL) 202
Ace's exposition illustrates exactly why, in all of history prior to the twentieth century, actors and performers were set apart and discounted more than garbage collectors in society.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (dlUX+) ======================== In my day, actors were already quite respected by society. Posted by: Zombie Edwin Booth at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (W+nu3) 203
I don't think Cuba's Universal Healthcare system will work well without power. Michael Moore hardest hit. Well, after the Cuban people
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (YsPj+) 204
She's cute enough, but not the kind of face a woman goes to war over. Its the Dark Knight Rises effect, we're supposed to believe she's the one that they are fighting over??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (PYyV9) Popeye and Bluto spent decades beating the shit out of each other for Olive Oyl. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (Zz0t1) 205
Maybe instead of a Dave and Busters, they could host the Oscars in Haiti, near Conan's investment properties.
Posted by: nooneyouknowyouknow at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (Iwv3U) 206
One Piece’ actress Charithra Chandran demands ceasefire in Gaza- despite a ceasefire for the past 6 months.
-------------- "Was it over when the Jews bombed Pearl Harbor?" Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (fjLCM) 207
"I have. More than twice actually. Haven't watched it in years, but I have watched it multiple of times. It is a dreary movie but well acted (except for Streep, who is remarkably overrated). I liked it. Was it Oscar worthy? I don't know. I was probably watching Star Wars for the 8th time and Star Trek (movie came out in '79) at that stage in my life.
Posted by: Puddleglum" The guy who directed Deer Hunter was given carte blanche to make whatever he wanted however he wanted for however much he wanted. That movie was Heaven's Gate. Destroyed a studio. Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (aTgV0) 208
I ever saw Deer Hunter because my dad said it sucked ass, and he's usually right.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (BI5O2) 209
190 it certainly got people talking about the movie, so might have just been a marketing ploy
Posted by: brak at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (jGJov) ======= Chris Nolan and Quentin Tarantino are the only two major directors who are brands unto themselves, their names selling their films alone. (Nolan is bigger than Tarantino in terms of box office.) The Odyssey doesn't need some half-baked marketing ploy on social media 6 months out from release. It's going to make a billion dollars no matter what. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (p7EWr) 210
Never once watched the oscars.
A gay guy once told me it is like watching two guys fvcking. He didn't actually say that, just that he has a viewing party every year, like a Super Bowl Party. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (/lPRQ) Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (UjdFS) 212
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (p7EWr) And SMASH that notification bell! Smash it...like...uh...a 12 year old English girl...between...two Pakistanis. Yeah. Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (2ThHr) 213
Not a single film from last night will even be a figment in the zeitgeist, with possibly the exception of Sinners.
At least in the 80 and 90's Hollywood balanced commercially successful films with art house and critical favorites. Now they simply promote anything that will advance THE MESSAGE or OWN THE NORMIES. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (XV/Pl) 214
203 I don't think Cuba's Universal Healthcare system will work well without power. Michael Moore hardest hit. Well, after the Cuban people
Posted by: Smell the Glove Not hearing anything from that supreme douchebag Sean Penn either. Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (abIsI) 215
194 Speaking of gowns, you know who looked good?
Priyanka Chopra... Nick Jonas' wife. Too bad she's Nick Jonas' wife. Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:57 PM (UjdFS) ----- I had to look them up. She looks like she could be his mother. Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (aZm/F) 216
No idea who this Jerry McConnel twerp is, and I have no idea what cockles are, but I do know his story warms mine.
Posted by: mea culpa at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (sLVuu) 217
It would be interesting if there was a "not the oscars" film awards done by people who really like movies (not me) and did their own thing to see how well they matched up with the winners. There probably is a peoples awards or something but I bet those are highly influenced.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (n5tGW) 218
I ever saw Deer Hunter because my dad said it sucked ass, and he's usually right.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (BI5O2) Yeah, I kind of agree with your dad. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1) 219
Oh no!!!
CNN: Breaking news. Cuba's electrical grid has suffered a complete and total collapse. This is according to the country's power operator. It's the first nationwide blackout since the US effectively shut off the flow of oil to Cuba Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! ...... Trump is such a meanie. Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (UjdFS) "A big thank you to President Trump for making Cuba net-zero" Posted by: Things the Green Party will never say at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (aqZN1) 220
Popeye and Bluto spent decades beating the shit out of each other for Olive Oyl.
Yeah but in their defense, they just got off a ship after months at sea and she was the first girl they saw. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:00 PM (PYyV9) 221
>>>Zendaya isn't ugly. She isn't particularly pretty either.
>She checks all of the boxes. There's nothing glamorous about this young scarecrow. She's a walmart 7. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 04:00 PM (M9gjJ) 222
I saw some wit on X show a picture of the black gal who will play Helen of Troy, and most of the comments were a variation of:
No one is going to war for that. Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (aZm/F) ====== It's still only rumor at this point. Could be true. Could be false. I dunno. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (p7EWr) _____ It's Lupita Nyongo. She isn't classically beautiful, but she's quite sexy. TBWB. But she's in her mid-40s! How can a middle-aged woman play Helen of Troy? Which is why I suspect the rumors are bullshit. Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/) 223
I can hear that little shit saying "mao" in my head since I was 13.
MAO! (slap) In college, we used to say someone who'd had too much to drink was calling China on the porcelain telephone. MAAAAOOOOOOOO! Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (Riz8t) 224
Menelaus, my dude, let her go. Her ass was gonna get as big as a Minotaur anyway.
Posted by: Agamemnon at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (u73oe) 225
>>A gay guy once told me it is like watching two guys fvcking.
That's my brother. Watching him do what? Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (Y1sOo) 226
213 Not a single film from last night will even be a figment in the zeitgeist, with possibly the exception of Sinners.
At least in the 80 and 90's Hollywood balanced commercially successful films with art house and critical favorites. Now they simply promote anything that will advance THE MESSAGE or OWN THE NORMIES. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (XV/Pl) ======= Eh. Sinners is massively derivative. It'll be as effervescent as Black Panther. It's more a problem with our fractured, balkanized culture that individual movies don't have that cultural cache anymore. You need to be in the zeitgeist for longer. A few weeks is an instant, half a news cycle, forgotten by a flush of new memes and things that we must all pay attention to. Television series are probably the only thing that can have that cache anymore because they last for so long and come back year after year. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (p7EWr) 227
I find it remarkably tedious and the coincidences just make it borderline comic, but it has a super-serious tone that makes it unintentionally funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison I can see that actually. Heh! I still like it. Didn't love it but it was ok. It sure wasn't the nearly perfect gem, 'Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man', which was robbed of an Oscar!! Posted by: hoWaRD unIvEr5Tty grAud at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (sAmhv) 228
Other than the traitor Jane Fonda, WhoTF are these people? Am I supposed to know?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (bFu5X) 229
Once O'Connell said this, Maher saw a man who had completely lost control of his household. He bluntly told him that living in fear of your own family's reactions is no way to live: ------ Maher doesn't have a household. He never did. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (hZ1gu) 230
Not a single film from last night will even be a figment in the zeitgeist, with possibly the exception of Sinners.
Yeah well by the time Sinners IV: Gaslight Boogaloo comes out I think people will be over that entire thing. But none of the movies are going to last, even F1 which by all accounts is fun and entertaining is popcorn fare, its not like someone put out Godfather last year. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (PYyV9) 231
kollege sock off
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (sAmhv) 232
In college, we used to say someone who'd had too much to drink was calling China on the porcelain telephone. MAAAAOOOOOOOO! Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (Riz8t) Making BEEUUUUWWWWIIIICCCCKKKKSSS. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (Zz0t1) 233
What are the bona fides of people in Hollywood to talk about anything but, well, acting?
I mean, most of them probably miss having Harvey Weinstein around to blow, because that made it easier to get a role. Nobody wants to see most of what they produce. Audiences have been shrinking for years because their product sucks. But yeah, let’s ask some twit about geopolitics and history of which they know nothing about other than the slogan somebody put in their mouths. Which I guess is better than a dick. Posted by: Vengeance at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (wn0/z) 234
The Oscars is the biggest circle-jerk you can see on television masquerading as an awards show.
Posted by: AlecK at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (cMlC1) 235
There are a lot of girls in hollywood like that now, foetal alcohol syndrome babies. Walleyed like a hammerhead shark.
Anya Taylor-Joy is hawt. That is all. Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t) 236
Troy bitches represent!!!!
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (KMzr2) 237
222 It's Lupita Nyongo. She isn't classically beautiful, but she's quite sexy. TBWB.
But she's in her mid-40s! How can a middle-aged woman play Helen of Troy? Which is why I suspect the rumors are bullshit. Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/) ======== You either get a really pretty face (Diane Kruger) and direct her to play a piece of meat, or you get someone interesting. I dunno. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (p7EWr) 238
Other than the traitor Jane Fonda, WhoTF are these people? Am I supposed to know?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (bFu5X) *fistbump* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (Zz0t1) 239
Meryl Streep does impressions. She doesn't act. No soul. Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 03:53 PM (KMzr2) As I keep saying, Meryl Streep is Rich Little with tits. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (y9nCu) 240
211 Oscar is that grouchy muppet right?
Posted by: Maj. Healey ....... I thought he was a hot dog. Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (UjdFS) He was a very very poor housekeeper and his personal hygiene was quite lacking as well... Posted by: Felix Unger at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (XE5AP) 241
Chris Nolan and Quentin Tarantino are the only two major directors who are brands unto themselves, their names selling their films alone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM Seriously? Et tu, TheJamesMadison? Posted by: Ridley Scott at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (0sNs1) 242
It sure wasn't the nearly perfect gem, 'Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man', which was robbed of an Oscar!
You jest but I really enjoyed that movie. The banter between Rourke and Johnson was very well done. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (PYyV9) 243
Anya Taylor-Joy is hawt. That is all.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t) Last season of Peaky Blinders Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (KMzr2) 244
227 I can see that actually. Heh! I still like it. Didn't love it but it was ok. It sure wasn't the nearly perfect gem, 'Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man', which was robbed of an Oscar!!
Posted by: hoWaRD unIvEr5Tty grAud at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (sAmhv) ======= I just don't think Michael Cimino was...good at...making movies. How he managed to command some of the largest budgets of the 70s and early 80s will always elude me. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (p7EWr) 245
Again, the problem with Zendaya is that she looks like a 16 year old girl and not a woman.
She also doesn't have that Winona Ryder quality, who also looked like a 16 year old girl but Hollywood was able to make pictures that played to her strengths. They want to make Zendaya a thing and she will never be a thing. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (XV/Pl) 246
Anya Taylor-Joy is hawt. That is all.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t) *searches* Woof.....I disagree....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (Zz0t1) 247
I've been a Nolan fan, but I'll be skipping his take on Odysseus.
And amusing Ralph Fiennes just made a pretty good movie based on the last part last year Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm) 248
To me Sean Penn is a Communist, wouldn't see a thing he does
Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (Ia/+0) 249
Any random John Cusack movie from the 90's would be the best picture over the last 5 years.
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (aTgV0) Posted by: brak at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (jGJov) 251
I saw some wit on X show a picture of the black gal who will play Helen of Troy, and most of the comments were a variation of:
No one is going to war for that. Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 03:55 PM (aZm/F) ====== It's still only rumor at this point. Could be true. Could be false. I dunno. Posted by: TheJamesMadison No. It's true. No one is going to war for that. Oh, you meant something else. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (NcUvK) 252
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:56 PM (p7EWr) And SMASH that notification bell! Smash it...like...uh...a 12 year old English girl...between...two Pakistanis. Yeah. Posted by: Robert at March 16, 2026 03:59 PM (2ThHr) Like, subscribe, comment, submit a DNA sample, let AI rape your dog . . . . Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (dK+Kv) 253
As I keep saying, Meryl Streep is Rich Little with tits.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (y9nCu) Rich Little had more talent. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:05 PM (Zz0t1) 254
116 Jerry O'Connell is a kind-of-handsome but goofy guy who managed to snag former supermodel Rebecca Romijn after she divorced John "Uncle Jesse" Stamos. They seem to be pretty happy together, so I'm not going to criticize his methods.
Posted by: TR It is better to lead by example and you can bring stable logic and sense into the relationship rather than trying to reason someone out of a position that they never used reason to get there. The predominant leftist (and Muzzie) emotion is ANGER, and that makes anyone challenging that anger doomed to failure at that moment. You have to wear it away by erosion over time--that requires holding frame and not descending into nor feeding their anger. The rise and fall of the trans movement is an example of emotion driven policy championed by AWFULs that is now becoming a sad clown show spiraling toward oblivion. Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:05 PM (E4rtv) 255
241 Chris Nolan and Quentin Tarantino are the only two major directors who are brands unto themselves, their names selling their films alone.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM Seriously? Et tu, TheJamesMadison? Posted by: Ridley Scott at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (0sNs1) ======= You couldn't get A Good Year to make Gladiator money! No! You don't count! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:05 PM (p7EWr) 256
I imagine Helen of Troy would look like the prime version of someone like Grace Kelly or Catherine Deneuve. Whoever they would pick to play her today would probably be a letdown regardless.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 04:05 PM (Dv3i1) 257
I actually feel bad for Jerry O'Connell. He know he should probably leave b/c he's getting abused at home, but then he loses his entire family, any possible career he might have, and all the folks and things he probably knows.
He's facing what most (female) victims of domestic abuse face, except he's now doing it publicly. Which is 100000 times worse. In all ways. Posted by: Nova Local at March 16, 2026 04:05 PM (tOcjL) 258
Seriously? Et tu, TheJamesMadison?
Posted by: Ridley Scott Sorry Ridley but you've put out one too many stinking turds to be relied on any more. Anya Taylor-Joy is hawt. That is all. Maybe but you instantly knew she was one of the Innsmouth Look girls Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:05 PM (PYyV9) 259
The guy who directed Deer Hunter was given carte blanche to make whatever he wanted however he wanted for however much he wanted.
That movie was Heaven's Gate. Destroyed a studio. Posted by: eleven I 'memba!! Rampaging ego trips can be destructive. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 04:05 PM (sAmhv) Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 04:05 PM (aZm/F) 261
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I had to look them up. She looks like she could be his mother. Posted by: Seems Legit ....... Yeah, I don't think his testicles have dropped yet. Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 04:06 PM (UjdFS) 262
Gee. I have no idea why most people find Hollywood loathsome, and their movies dogshit.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 16, 2026 04:06 PM (wn0/z) 263
Don't care about the Oscars. I probably didn't see any picture that was nominated except for "Hamnet" which I quite enjoyed ,and I thought that Jessie Buckley did a phenomenal job. Anyway, these people are supposed to be actors and actresses or familiar with performing. So couldn't they uspend one night acting like they didn't want to totally dismiss half the country that doesn't share their political views?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2026 04:06 PM (ZCxQ+) 264
Anya is cute in an alien wolf-girl kinda way.
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 04:06 PM (aTgV0) 265
250 >>>It's going to make a billion dollars no matter what.
well it's no Tenet Posted by: brak at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (jGJov) ====== Even with covid shutting down everything, it still made $365 million worldwide. And then he made a 3-hour C-SPAN review of decades old inside the Beltway politics and made $1 billion. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:06 PM (p7EWr) 266
“What we are demanding is a ceasefire in Gaza and I think I am so blessed to have a platform and this is the least I can do to use it.”
== I'm laying down a $100 marker this putz couldn't point to Gaza on a world map. Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2026 04:06 PM (qBdHI) 267
She also doesn't have that Winona Ryder quality, who also looked like a 16 year old girl but Hollywood was able to make pictures that played to her strengths.
Winona is paste-eating dumb but she had screen presence and some range. Zendaya is just there, as people said above. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:07 PM (PYyV9) 268
O’Connell should have spanked those kids. More.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 16, 2026 04:07 PM (wn0/z) 269
Oh and on the topic of the ancient greeks, they might not have looked exactly like the current greek population.
There was a massive slavic invasion in the 6th/7th century that the Byzantines couldn't stop and did effect the ethnic makeup of the region... Posted by: 18-1 at March Ancient Greece Peloponnesian war time about a thousand years earlier. Posted by: From about That Time at March 16, 2026 04:07 PM (sl73Y) 270
The 19th amendment was such a mistake, Liberal Women now belong to a DEATH CULT abortion or nothing. It's so damn weird.
I like Jerry O'Connell and I loved Sliders, get your balls back man. I guess he's a good enough father that his Daughters havn't had Top Surgery YET. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 16, 2026 04:07 PM (ubCxQ) 271
I guess she didn’t know a ceasefire existed on October 6, 2023.
Posted by: Unkaren at March 16, 2026 04:07 PM (OTOad) 272
Conan O'Brien used to be funny and write funny stuff.
Posted by: steevy at March 16, 2026 04:07 PM (YwEeS) 273
It's Lupita Nyongo. She isn't classically beautiful, but she's quite sexy. TBWB.
But she's in her mid-40s! How can a middle-aged woman play Helen of Troy? Which is why I suspect the rumors are bullshit. Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/) ======== You either get a really pretty face (Diane Kruger) and direct her to play a piece of meat, or you get someone interesting. I dunno. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:03 PM (p7EWr) _____ I always thought a prime Natasha Henstridge would be perfect as Helen. She was practically supernatural in both face and figure, not a bad actress, and had some physicality. Sadly, it didn't last forever. She's still making C-rated movies, almost unrecognizable. Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/) 274
Not a single film from last night will even be a figment in the zeitgeist, with possibly the exception of Sinners.
I think it'll disappear too. It's not a very good horror movie. I doubt it will have a lasting following among its most natural audience (horror fans). And it's pretty ugly in its depiction of black culture. If you were a closeted racist who wanted to portray blacks as feral, I don't know what you'd do differently than Sinners. It's thoroughly unpleasant in this respect. Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (UGyV5) 275
@226
>>Sinners is massively derivative. Yes but it has a popular actor a popular director and a compelling enough story that I can see it having Zeitgeistian legs. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (XV/Pl) 276
273 I always thought a prime Natasha Henstridge would be perfect as Helen. She was practically supernatural in both face and figure, not a bad actress, and had some physicality. Sadly, it didn't last forever. She's still making C-rated movies, almost unrecognizable.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/) ====== Probably didn't put out that much. She became..."difficult." Or, John Carpenter destroyed her career by casting her in Ghosts of Mars. Either or. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (p7EWr) 277
Johnny Carson hosted the Oscars about five times. I bet he wasn't a moron while doing it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (ZCxQ+) 278
With one of those gravely voiced red heads that were popular at the time
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 03:40 PM (sKqQm) She wore an onion on her belt. Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (KMzr2) 279
I have never heard of the film Sinners.
I haven't seen it but apparently its much akin to Dusk Til Dawn set in the Jazz age, with black folks preyed upon by Evil Klan White Vampires. Supposed to have a lot of great music and look wonderful. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (PYyV9) 280
Zoom call from Ottowa the pedo Persian mullahs cangratulating their useful idiots? Conan?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 16, 2026 04:09 PM (YlWIZ) 281
Anya Taylor-Joy is hawt. That is all.
Posted by: Archimedes ...... Yes. Plus she's really safe to have around when crossing busy intersections. Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 04:09 PM (UjdFS) 282
I find it remarkably tedious and the coincidences just make it borderline comic, but it has a super-serious tone that makes it unintentionally funny.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison ========= Oscars are ripe for a Best in Show satire. Except no one in the pix would ever work in Whorrywood again. Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:09 PM (E4rtv) 283
I'm laying down a $100 marker this putz couldn't point to Gaza on a world map."
I'll double down that she can't spell "Gaza"... even if you spot her the g and the z. Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 04:09 PM (XuXeR) 284
275 @226
>>Sinners is massively derivative. Yes but it has a popular actor a popular director and a compelling enough story that I can see it having Zeitgeistian legs. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (XV/Pl) ======= I really don't. Culture moves too quickly for any individual film to catch on anymore. The movies aren't dying. They're shrinking. And they don't have the cultural purchase they once had. Really, the peak was the 1930s. It's been downhill ever since. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:10 PM (p7EWr) 285
My Dinner with Andre and The English Patient. Did people actually watch those?
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 16, 2026 04:10 PM (gQ15S) 286
Anya Taylor-Joy is hawt. That is all.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t) Looked her up. What's your prisoner number? Posted by: Two Dogs Fucking at March 16, 2026 04:10 PM (Y1sOo) 287
The last movie that I watched at the theater was Where the Crawdad’s Sing.
Posted by: Unkaren at March 16, 2026 04:10 PM (OTOad) Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 16, 2026 04:10 PM (Kt19C) 289
In addition to a big brown beaver, Winonna had some boobs. Dune chick not so much.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 16, 2026 04:10 PM (cS1cw) 290
242 It sure wasn't the nearly perfect gem, 'Harley Davidson and The Marlboro Man', which was robbed of an Oscar!
You jest but I really enjoyed that movie. The banter between Rourke and Johnson was very well done. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor (fist bump) LOL! I thought I was the only won who really liked that bad movie. It was a fun movie! Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 04:11 PM (sAmhv) 291
285 My Dinner with Andre and The English Patient. Did people actually watch those?
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 16, 2026 04:10 PM (gQ15S) ====== My Dinner with Andre is actually really good. Just a conversation between two people. It's an actor's showcase. And it's quite compelling. The English Patient is elegantly made trash. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:11 PM (p7EWr) 292
Gaza.. That's so yesterday.. I imagine the airhead meant Iran....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:11 PM (VE6XX) 293
Watching Tubi.
There was just a minute long commercial asking for zakat??? for muslim refugees by the UNHCR. They mentioned 18 fatwas by trusted institutions. Weird commercial. It was the muslim equivalent of the commercials on Fox for Jews. I've never seen that before. Not sure how many muslims are watching 'The Devil's Rejects' but I'm sure they'd appreciate the shootout at the start of the movie. That was great. Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 04:11 PM (Sco7b) 294
Dammit
Posted by: one hour sober at March 16, 2026 04:11 PM (Y1sOo) 295
292 Gaza.. That's so yesterday.. I imagine the airhead meant Iran....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 It was the only talking point she could remember. Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (Wmg4n) 296
I love how they FINALLY discovered after years of Russian Agent, Womanizer, Trump Steaks, Felon, He Smells, Emoluments, etc etc that Trump is actually a pedophile.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (KMzr2) 297
And amusing Ralph Fiennes just made a pretty good movie based on the last part last year
-- The Return. I just watched that Saturday. It was very good. Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (qBdHI) 298
Grab one guy in Venezuela and the Cuban government falls. That's a hell of a butterfly effect.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (n5tGW) 299
I am big. It's the culture that got small.
- Hollywood Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (Dv3i1) 300
It's Lupita Nyongo. She isn't classically beautiful, but she's quite sexy. TBWB.
== bet you find Michelle Obama attractive Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (GD0B3) 301
Sydney Sweeney should play Helen of Troy.
For obvious reasons. Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (UjdFS) 302
I always thought a prime Natasha Henstridge would be perfect as Helen. She was practically supernatural in both face and figure, not a bad actress, and had some physicality. Sadly, it didn't last forever. She's still making C-rated movies, almost unrecognizable.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/) ====== Probably didn't put out that much. She became..."difficult." Or, John Carpenter destroyed her career by casting her in Ghosts of Mars. Either or. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:08 PM (p7EWr) _____ IIRC, she was one of the earliest women to accuse some Hollywood asshole director of forcing himself on her. Brett Ratner, maybe? I thought GoM was underrated and quite good. But she was badly miscast. It was jarring to have a movie set in a dirty, gritty, dangerous dystopia, and the lead actress looked like statuesque airbrushed perfection like she was going to an Oscar party. They barely even put any dust on her. Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (iFTx/) 303
Gaza.. That's so yesterday.. I imagine the airhead meant Iran....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:11 PM (VE6XX) What's the difference Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (KMzr2) 304
270 The 19th amendment was such a mistake, Liberal Women now belong to a DEATH CULT abortion or nothing. It's so damn weird.
I like Jerry O'Connell and I loved Sliders, get your balls back man. I guess he's a good enough father that his Daughters havn't had Top Surgery YET. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio ====== The common denominator is education which is so far left that it occasionally turns people to the right because the values there are so extreme. There are a fair chunk of posters here that have liberal to very liberal kids and the usual common denominator is these kids go off to college and become indoctrinated with anger and hate focusing on grievances rather than facts. Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv) 305
Anya Taylor-Joy is hawt. That is all.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t) She was until she got her face mutilated with buccal fat removal. Now she looks like an alien in a humanoid skinsuit. Posted by: Zeta Reticulan at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (TbWk/) 306
The English Patient is elegantly made trash.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:11 PM (p7EWr) Sex in a tub? That doesn't work! Posted by: Elaine Benes at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (y9ksN) 307
The DEI quota thing for Best Picture noms is frickin' hilarious. Especially since the Academy ignores the DEI requirement at the drop of a hat, when the politics and star power is lined up correctly. Oppenheimer is the perfect example. Pasty white cast playing pasty white characters, directed/shot/edited by pasty white filmmakers, NOTHING DEI about the film at all. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (y9nCu) 308
There was a whole run through the 70s and 80s where "actors movies" won as James noted in his series I recommend you watch. They weren't great movies, they weren't memorable movies. They weren't even big money makers or buzzworthy movies. They were movies where actors could ACT and really eat up the screen.
Its like comedians of the Jonathan Winters/Andy Kaufman variety who are beloved by other comedians but generally leave ordinary people confused why they are even getting work. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (PYyV9) Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (XV/Pl) 310
306 The English Patient is elegantly made trash. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:11 PM (p7EWr) Sex in a tub? That doesn't work! Posted by: Elaine Benes at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (y9ksN) ====== You're fired. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (p7EWr) 311
I did see that Bollywood picture that won. Was not impressed. And I watched Nomadland. I guess there's a reason I don't watch movies any more.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (gQ15S) 312
As I wrote in response to that very last tweet when it showed up on Insty:
Yes, it is the least you can do. The least brainwork, the least research, the least actual involvement. The least signaling. Posted by: GWB at March 16, 2026 04:14 PM (WMMXg) 313
309 Best Picture Oscars 1997
The English Patient Fargo Jerry Maguire Secret's and Lies Shine Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (XV/Pl) ====== People would be calling that one of the worst years for nominees now. Still, I do need to check out Secrets and Lies at some point. I hear it's really good and Mike Leigh is pretty good at the whole "making movies" thing. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:14 PM (p7EWr) 314
Best Picture Oscars 1998
Titanic As Good as It Gets The Full Monty Good Will Hunting LA Confidential Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:14 PM (XV/Pl) 315
with black folks preyed upon by Evil Klan White Vampires.
Not exactly. The Vampires talk about piece and love and that crap and don't care at all about skin color. They made the lead Vampire Irish I assume to make it clear he isn't supposed to be a Klan stand in. Note they do also have conflict with the Klan separately. There is a also the point in it where the first of the group of main characters to get converted is also the one who is white, but I'm not sure if that is supposed to be a political message or not. Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 04:14 PM (sKqQm) 316
Brett Ratner looks like the kind of guy who would have at least two casting couches.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 04:14 PM (aZm/F) 317
Hah yes I did like My Dinner With Andre.
No! YOU'RE gay! I also like Spaulding Gray's monologues. Very entertaining. Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 04:14 PM (aTgV0) 318
She was until she got her face mutilated with buccal fat removal. Now she looks like an alien in a humanoid skinsuit.
I hadn't seen that. What a pity. Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:14 PM (Riz8t) 319
O'Connell's wife and daughters took his remark personally because to them, everyone R is evil and nazi. Their preferred candidate lost decisively to a nazi, therefore, they would soon live in a nazi-dominated world. Whether or not Harris participated in a primary, or not, is immaterial. Doing or saying anything but sharing their pain and anguish is condoning the nazi takeover of their neighborhood, their, city, their state, their country. Living four years under a president with mashed-potato brains, is irrelevant.
Posted by: mrp at March 16, 2026 04:14 PM (rj6Yv) Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 04:15 PM (XuXeR) 321
O'Connell is in California, so there isn't much he can do. I guess he can be a man and go to jail for domestic abuse, and lose everything. There is never a day that passes where I'm happy I have no daughters.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at March 16, 2026 04:15 PM (s19xO) 322
I will never understand why musicians,singers or actors think anyone gives a hoot what they say.
================ The musicians that view themselves as "artists" are usually the assholes. Those in my genre were usually to the right of Attila the Hun, but are motto was shut the fuck up and play. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 04:15 PM (snZF9) 323
I love Perfect Day, the Japanese film. But I realize most would find it boring
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 16, 2026 04:15 PM (gQ15S) 324
The English Patient was brain death.
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 04:15 PM (aTgV0) 325
The common denominator is education which is so far left that it occasionally turns people to the right because the values there are so extreme. There are a fair chunk of posters here that have liberal to very liberal kids and the usual common denominator is these kids go off to college and become indoctrinated with anger and hate focusing on grievances rather than facts.
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (E4rtv) Also ex-wives secretly left-washing the kids to spite dad. Posted by: Can confirm from experience at March 16, 2026 04:15 PM (TbWk/) Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Vpqw1) 327
@313
>>People would be calling that one of the worst years for nominees now. It's just speaks to how Hollywood tried to balance what it nominated. I get that Hollywood no longer produces films like this largely. But even of the films they do produce, they no longer try to strike a balance. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (XV/Pl) 328
Man, the main site is churning the drive hard today, no matter which browser I use. Got to hide out in here. Bob@NSA, what are you guys looking for?
Posted by: t-bird at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (E/qck) 329
Gaza.. That's so yesterday.. I imagine the airhead meant Iran....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:11 PM (VE6XX) _____ What was my take too. She had the NPC drone duckspeak ready to go, but there was a malfunction in output. Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/) 330
324 The English Patient was brain death.
Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 04:15 PM (aTgV0) ======= "We shouldn't have borders. The English were just as bad as the Nazis." -the message Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (p7EWr) 331
246 Anya Taylor-Joy is hawt. That is all.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t) *searches* Woof.....I disagree....... Posted by: Sponge I think even she doesn't understand why some people think she's hot. She thinks she looks odd. (shrugs) She's cute. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (sAmhv) 332
The English Patient is elegantly made trash.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison Have you tried extravagantly made trash? Posted by: Baz Luhrmann at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (yFLFB) 333
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The DEI quota thing for Best Picture noms is frickin' hilarious. Especially since the Academy ignores the DEI requirement at the drop of a hat, when the politics and star power is lined up correctly. Oppenheimer is the perfect example. Pasty white cast playing pasty white characters, directed/shot/edited by pasty white filmmakers, NOTHING DEI about the film at all. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 04:13 PM (y9nCu) They put the rule in effect for the following year. Posted by: Nova Local at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (tOcjL) 334
296 I love how they FINALLY discovered after years of Russian Agent, Womanizer, Trump Steaks, Felon, He Smells, Emoluments, etc etc that Trump is actually a pedophile.
Posted by: ... Propagandists focus on fanning anger as to get their supporters to focus their anger on specific targets. Then what is true or not, or even logical, is thrown aside by these heuristic short cuts--Orange Man is bad therefore all bad things can be attributed to him. Same tactic by the Woke Right, Muzzies, and leftists, except the target is Jews and Israel. Leftists aim at straight white males too. And so on. Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv) 335
247 I've been a Nolan fan, but I'll be skipping his take on Odysseus.
And amusing Ralph Fiennes just made a pretty good movie based on the last part last year Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm) I thought it was an good interesting take on Odysseus, suffering from PTSD and Survivors guilt of having lost all of his Crew and Soldiers. I know some feel he was too old but I think he was supposed to look and feel old, a man Tired, tired of war, tired of Travel and tired of adventure and just wanting to go home. THE RETURN is the movie Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (ubCxQ) 336
There are a fair chunk of posters here that have liberal to very liberal kids and the usual common denominator is these kids go off to college and become indoctrinated with anger and hate focusing on grievances rather than facts.
Ben Shapiro's catchphrase "facts don't care about your feelings" is absolutely correct, but it's also absolutely the wrong thing to say to people who've been indoctrinated. Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (2ocoG) 337
Fargo. That's a great movie there, eh? You're darn tootin.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (n5tGW) 338
Titanic
As Good as It Gets The Full Monty Good Will Hunting LA Confidential I mean LA Confidential is the clear winner here, although I could live with As Good As It Gets. Good Will Hunting is pretentious crap. Full Monty shouldn't even have been given consideration. I haven't seen Titanic but given its story and approach I wouldn't like it. Cameron is a hell of a moviemaker but this is just a bad story. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:17 PM (PYyV9) 339
The last movie that I watched at the theater was Where the Crawdad’s Sing.
Posted by: Unkaren Wife & I watched that. It was actually better than I expected. Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 04:17 PM (NcUvK) 340
Song Sung Blue was a very good movie. It's free on Peacock (if you got a free month for the Olympics)...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 16, 2026 04:17 PM (tOcjL) 341
Go to the West Bank and make a list of all the intellectual proprty theft that you can RECOGNIZE and wonder how much thry took from you.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 16, 2026 04:17 PM (YlWIZ) 342
Heidi Klum looked awful. She looked bad at the Oscar’s and worse in her after party dress.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 04:17 PM (Wmg4n) 343
Anna Joy is pretty enough. IMO she's a decent actress in a time when most younger ones are there purely on their looks or DEI creds.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 04:17 PM (sKqQm) 344
249 Any random John Cusack movie from the 90's would be the best picture over the last 5 years.
Posted by: eleven I loved 'Grosse Pointe Blank'. I think that was 90s. Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 16, 2026 04:18 PM (sAmhv) 345
326 "Zegler can actually sing."
And can lose more money than Zendaya! Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (Vpqw1) True, but she can't stay on script during promotional interviews and shits on the studio, the property, the source material, and the audience. Hence the losing money. Posted by: Fucking plebs, see my show! at March 16, 2026 04:18 PM (TbWk/) 346
327 It's just speaks to how Hollywood tried to balance what it nominated.
I get that Hollywood no longer produces films like this largely. But even of the films they do produce, they no longer try to strike a balance. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (XV/Pl) ======= The 90s were Hollywood becoming "fake indie" before they let the indies completely take over. If they had installed people dedicated to its destruction, the Academy couldn't have done it any better. They rejected popularity except in certain specific cases starting in the 80s. The case study I use is Ghostbusters. Every loved it. Made a shit ton of money. Perfect for the Oscars. But...it was the wrong kind of movie. The book end was The Dark Knight 23 years later. Again, the wrong kind of movie was liked and had made money. The Academy couldn't allow that. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:18 PM (p7EWr) 347
THE RETURN is the movie
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio Watched that a couple of months ago. I enjoyed it. Posted by: Tuna at March 16, 2026 04:18 PM (lJ0H4) 348
332 The English Patient is elegantly made trash.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison Have you tried extravagantly made trash? Posted by: Baz Luhrmann at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (yFLFB) ======= No, because your movies are extravagantly made triumphs! Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:19 PM (p7EWr) 349
Love is banging a near-hobo when you are engaged and throwing a pricey gem into the sea instead of passing it on to your heirs!
Posted by: Gam Gam the Whore at March 16, 2026 04:19 PM (UGyV5) 350
I've always thought Lily James was very pretty. She's another who stupidly went under the knife. Not looking like every other actress in Hollywood is an advantage, not a problem.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:19 PM (Riz8t) 351
Like Dr. Ray said, "Below the waist all bets are off."
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 16, 2026 04:20 PM (YlWIZ) 352
Also ex-wives secretly left-washing the kids to spite dad.
Posted by: Can confirm from experience Yep. Once you dehumanize someone as evil, then you can attack any attribute that 'evil' person has and get others to join in. Root of tribalism and social herd psychology to punish the heretic, outsider, etc. And sometimes that provokes a bad response by the object of hatred depending on their internal frame. Tell someone they are evil all the time and the worst person in the world, some come to believe it. Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:20 PM (E4rtv) 353
Hey Hollywood, I haven't seen even one of your shitty little money-losers, you call "pure artistry".
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 04:20 PM (w4a7O) 354
Heidi Klum looked awful. She looked bad at the Oscar’s and worse in her after party dress.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 04:17 PM (Wmg4n) ___ She was one of the all-time beauties, but she did not age well Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 04:20 PM (iFTx/) 355
Zegler can actually sing.
She has a great voice. Her looks are gonna fade really fast, and they were just okay to begin with and her brain is rotten cottage cheese. She should stick to broadway where her goofy expressions won't stand out so much and she can get away with makeup and distance. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:20 PM (PYyV9) 356
Ben Shapiro's catchphrase "facts don't care about your feelings" is absolutely correct, but it's also absolutely the wrong thing to say to people who've been indoctrinated.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (2ocoG) === Like getting cold-cocked with a bike lock swung by some vicious sneak because he or she doesn't like your hat? Posted by: mrp at March 16, 2026 04:20 PM (rj6Yv) 357
Dealing with AWFL's is bad enough. Being married to one, and your daughters are AWFL's to? Jerry's to blame for this. Why would you allow the children to be so corrupted to the point they yell and hit you? Posted by: Frank Barone at March 16, 2026 04:21 PM (IifOV) 358
Helen of troy? If she was indeed blonde my vote goes to Margot Robbie for the part.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 04:21 PM (snZF9) 359
At least Jerry O'Donnell reminds me of Sliders, which reminds me of Kari Wuhrer. Sigh.....
Posted by: Josephistan at March 16, 2026 04:21 PM (y9ksN) 360
So I guess they gave the most awards to the anti-ICE pro Antifa film ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 04:21 PM (VE6XX) 361
Song Sung Blue was a very good movie. It's free on Peacock
I have heard a lot of good stuff about that, it sounds like the kind of little movie I enjoy watching when I am not feeling great and need to relax. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (PYyV9) 362
Re: arresting pedophiles. I guess they got us good there. We never arrested Joe Biden or Harry Reid, after all.
Posted by: tintex at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (0t7x/) 363
Prometheus.
Posted by: Now it's a movie thread at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (XE5AP) 364
My take on Anna Taylor's movies I've seen:
Dune: Good movie, her role is minor Super Mario Bros: Good movie, not very challenging role The Menu: OK movie - carried by her and Fiennes The Northman: Good movie she does fine in a secondary role Glass: OK movie she does ok Split: Good movie carried by McAvoy The Witch: Good movie she does very well Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (sKqQm) 365
'A British spokesperson said well at least we arrest our pedophiIes."
- - - - - - - - - - - - "Now, Andrew, we are arresting you for the... would you please stop that, and let the bloody child go? Right. Now, Andrew, we are arresting you for the despicable crime of insider trading. We frown deeply upon... Andrew, please stop that! Now, where was I?" Posted by: Another Anon at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (4h45B) 366
She seemed to sing ok in that hunger games film but the sour disposition shown through
Posted by: Miguel cervantes at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (bXbFr) 367
If she was indeed blonde my vote goes to Margot Robbie for the part.
I don't... understand why people like her so much. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (PYyV9) 368
They put the rule in effect for the following year. Posted by: Nova Local at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (tOcjL) Ah. So noted. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (y9nCu) 369
Wife & I watched that. It was actually better than I expected.
I read the book on my best friend’s recommendation. Posted by: Unkaren at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (OTOad) 370
Michael Moore hardest hit. Well, after the Cuban people
Michael Moore really went obscure pretty quickly. Probably he's still butthurt over Trey Parker saying "we filled his puppet with extra ham so it looked realistic when it exploded". Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (2ocoG) 371
Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:16 PM (E4rtv)
A lot of it is they need a legacy to brand him with and nothing was sticking. Also was an op to divide his base but he stopped it because he's a genius. Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 04:23 PM (KMzr2) 372
"I am not going to tuck my tail between my legs and just shut the f*ck up."
Yes, but most democrat men are wimps who are cowed by their womenfolk. I could give you real life examples of this. Frankly I'm surprised that they were able to get it up enough to father children. For a couple of these "men" I seriously wonder if artificial insemination was involved in their reproduction. That's how pathetic they are. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 04:23 PM (0Htd1) 373
Dude needs to take off that Iron Maiden t-shirt. He is not worthy.
Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 16, 2026 04:23 PM (QaH55) 374
Ben Shapiro's catchphrase "facts don't care about your feelings" is absolutely correct, but it's also absolutely the wrong thing to say to people who've been indoctrinated.
Show a lefty LIV the data behind their beliefs is wrong will just get you called racist, fascist, homophobe whatever. You need to build a compelling emotional argument back. Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 04:23 PM (sKqQm) 375
I put in a Bing search for Anna Taylor Joy and the first picture was her with dark hair and what looked like she had done something to her cheeks. It does. Not look good. I also wondered about her wearing a cross. Was that for a role or is she a Christian?. Anyone know?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2026 04:23 PM (ZCxQ+) 376
@338
>>I wouldn't like it. Cameron is a hell of a moviemaker but this is just a bad story. Regardless on individual taste, Titanic is one of the biggest box offices successes of all time, As Good As It Gets is probably one of Jacks Best Films, The Full Monty is fun, Good Will Hunting is a great writing debut for two guys how would go on to become huge movie stars with a remarkable understated acting turn for Robin Williams, probably his best acting role. LA Confidential is an old-time Hollywood movie. Hollywood is simply not capable of producing years like 1998. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:23 PM (XV/Pl) 377
321 O'Connell is in California, so there isn't much he can do. I guess he can be a man and go to jail for domestic abuse, and lose everything. There is never a day that passes where I'm happy I have no daughters.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at March 16, 2026 04:15 PM (s19xO) It makes sense why Mark Walhberg moved his family out of Hollywood and made a hard turn right and became more Catholic. I also pray for Shia labeouf and hope that he can kill his demons that haunt him, You can see he suffered and if what he says is true about the guys coming on to him, I get it and I think he said that he was sexual abused when he was a Child Star. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 16, 2026 04:24 PM (ubCxQ) 378
don't... understand why people like her so much.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (PYyV9) Charisma and she's cute Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 04:24 PM (KMzr2) 379
bet you find Michelle Obama attractive Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 04:12 PM (GD0B3) SICK BURN!!! Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:24 PM (Zz0t1) 380
So I guess they gave the most awards to the anti-ICE pro Antifa film ?
AKA Paul Thomas Anderson's Oscar bait, larded up with as much leftist fan service as possible to get nominations. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:24 PM (PYyV9) 381
Sounds like this actor O'Donnell is a fag and maybe needs to explore his rear hole with some astroglide and a cucumber.
Oh My! Posted by: Lindsay Graham, closeted homosexual at March 16, 2026 04:24 PM (/1l9x) 382
I also wondered about her wearing a cross. Was that for a role or is she a Christian?. Anyone know?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Perhaps that’s between her and God. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 04:24 PM (W2Pud) 383
Did you know that the words character, charisma, and charm all have different roots. It's fascinating to me.
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 04:25 PM (KMzr2) 384
361 Song Sung Blue was a very good movie. It's free on Peacock
I have heard a lot of good stuff about that, it sounds like the kind of little movie I enjoy watching when I am not feeling great and need to relax. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (PYyV9) It's a very pro-life movie in its way, so it's a shock that it got Oscar nominated for Kate Hudson (she was great, but pro-life messaging, how did the Academy miss it?). Probably b/c they didn't actually watch the movie and just read the cliff notes... Posted by: Nova Local at March 16, 2026 04:25 PM (tOcjL) 385
Anya Taylor-Joy is hawt. That is all.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 04:02 PM (Riz8t) *searches* Woof.....I disagree....... Posted by: Sponge I think even she doesn't understand why some people think she's hot. She thinks she looks odd. (shrugs) She's cute. She has large eyes, widely spaced on a triangle shaped head. She's clearly an alien hybrid. We're through the looking glass here, people! Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 16, 2026 04:26 PM (y9ksN) 386
Yes, but most democrat men are wimps who are cowed by their womenfolk. I could give you real life examples of this. Frankly I'm surprised that they were able to get it up enough to father children. For a couple of these "men" I seriously wonder if artificial insemination was involved in their reproduction. That's how pathetic they are.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 04:23 PM (0Htd1) A great deal of conservative men are raised to be cowed by their womenfolk too, I'm afraid. It's a big problem in Big Church and TradConism, more than a lot of folk are willing to admit. Posted by: Not just the left castrating and bidding geldings be fruitful at March 16, 2026 04:26 PM (TbWk/) 387
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I think even she doesn't understand why some people think she's hot. She thinks she looks odd. (shrugs) She's cute. She has large eyes, widely spaced on a triangle shaped head. She's clearly an alien hybrid. We're through the looking glass here, people! Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 16, 2026 04:26 PM (y9ksN) ======= In an interview about her taking the central role in Emma, she called herself the ugliest person to take the role. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 04:26 PM (p7EWr) 388
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Once O'Connell said this, Maher saw a man who had completely lost control of his household. He bluntly told him that living in fear of your own family's reactions is no way to live: ------ Maher doesn't have a household. He never did. Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 04:01 PM (hZ1gu) Well, yes. I don't know how to say this without sounding mean, but just look at photos or videos of when he was young. He looks like it would be very safe to bully him, while at the same time, he is a rude, sarcastic twerp by nature. No one should put up with DV, and it is all too easy to picture his wife getting physically violent with him, if he had one. He likely made the right choice to remain a bachelor. Posted by: SciVo at March 16, 2026 04:27 PM (Sy6m/) 389
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh The Trump White House just TROLLED Hollywood big time, posting the Democrats as the winner of the “Most Performative” Academy Award… …with the sombrero https://tinyurl.com/j6zkj8eh Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 04:27 PM (NpAcC) 390
I'm working through the German series Dark and one of the "We aren't watching a Hollywood production" moments is that most of the actors/actresses aren't particularly good looking.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (sKqQm) 391
A great deal of conservative men are raised to be cowed by their womenfolk too, I'm afraid. It's a big problem in Big Church and TradConism, more than a lot of folk are willing to admit.
_____ Blowjobs are a hell of a drug. Never had an effect on me though. Posted by: Willie Brown at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM (Dv3i1) 392
NOODlum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM (Zz0t1) 393
I haven't seen Titanic but given its story and approach I wouldn't like it. Cameron is a hell of a moviemaker but this is just a bad story."
Spoiler .. the ship sank. Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM (XuXeR) 394
for TUBI, Amazon and Peacock etc STREAMFAB will download and remove commercials so you can watch it later on your PC.
Theo Le Guin is updating his Mother's books for a Modern Audience so if you like her books better get them now. Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM (ubCxQ) 395
I just watched Gosford Park for the 100th time, it's a perfect film, this is the film Rian Johnson thought he was making when he made Knives Out.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM (XV/Pl) 396
390 I'm working through the German series Dark and one of the "We aren't watching a Hollywood production" moments is that most of the actors/actresses aren't particularly good looking.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 04:28 PM (sKqQm) True, they're overall pretty ordinary. The focus of the show is of course on the story which you have to pay ridiculously close attention to or you will just end up with confusion and a migraine. Posted by: Damn good scifi at March 16, 2026 04:30 PM (TbWk/) 397
6 Fake and gay.
Posted by: fd Not unlike the supreme leader of Iran. By the way, is he in a coma, or not? Because if he is in a coma, it will make it easier to for them to throw his gay ass off a roof. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 04:30 PM (0Htd1) 398
Anya Taylor-Joy's eyes are set so far apart that it's possible to infer alien lineage. Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 04:30 PM (Y8DZL) 399
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 04:24 PM (W2Pud)
Just interested. That's all . I would like to know of her faith if she is one is one How terrible of an me. LOL, Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2026 04:30 PM (ZCxQ+) 400
True, they're overall pretty ordinary. The focus of the show is of course on the story which you have to pay ridiculously close attention to or you will just end up with confusion and a migraine.
I keep pausing it when there is another reveal to make sure I still understand how everyone is related to each other. Posted by: The left at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (sKqQm) 401
Nood transtifa
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (sKqQm) 402
If she was indeed blonde my vote goes to Margot Robbie for the part. I don't... understand why people like her so much. Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:22 PM (PYyV9) It comes down to two scenes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HpniUYo14w https://youtu.be/NOwRWz0ude8?t=54 Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (y9nCu) Posted by: eleven at March 16, 2026 04:31 PM (aTgV0) 404
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What does it matter to you except To be judgy and scoldy. Maybe it belonged to a dead family member and she likes to wear it because of that. Maybe she is a Christian woman. No need to judge. Jesus loves us all. Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (2cQUE) 405
Slumdog Millionaire was not Bollywood! The director was English -the main male actor was English. It was an English film set in India.
Posted by: Glenn at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (nvKZ7) 406
Anya Taylor-Joy's eyes are set so far apart that it's possible to infer alien lineage. Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 04:30 PM (Y8DZL) Have you seen photos of Joan Collins? Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (y9nCu) 407
394 Theo Le Guin is updating his Mother's books for a Modern Audience so if you like her books better get them now.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio I always struggled with Ursula's books; sentence structure and run-on Roget's syndrome paragraphs along with pointless asides made them slow reads. Somebody needs to update Mickey Spillane for modern audiences. Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (Y8DZL) 408
And ours is not that great. I mean...Adam Schiff is a senator, and he probably killed a black homeless dude at a drug party of a major donor.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films Google Kwame Kilpatrick and dead hooker. Posted by: nerdygirl at March 16, 2026 04:36 PM (0Htd1) 409
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 04:32 PM (2cQUE)
Because I like to hear about the faith of Christian and you were being judgey and scoldey assuming I had a negative view for wanting to know. Instead of a genuine interest in sister in Christ. Byeeeee Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2026 04:37 PM (ZCxQ+) 410
Anya Taylor-Joy is hawt. That is all.
Maybe but you instantly knew she was one of the Innsmouth Look girls Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 04:05 PM Big eyes, small chin = high estrogen = fecund. I bet that she is almost painfully attractive if you get within her pheromone cloud. Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (4NO2D) 411
A lot of it is they need a legacy to brand him with and nothing was sticking. Also was an op to divide his base but he stopped it because he's a genius.
Posted by: ... ======= Good point but once the mighty Wurlitizer of propaganda strikes up the tune, those mired in misery, hatred, and anger will dance to it. Words mean nothing to them which is why many of them are miserable to live around. Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:38 PM (E4rtv) 412
I ever saw Deer Hunter because my dad said it sucked ass, and he's usually right.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 03:58 PM (BI5O2) Yeah, I kind of agree with your dad. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer I think they had a military technical advisor who made sure everything related to the military was fucked up. Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 16, 2026 04:41 PM (/lPRQ) 413
374 Ben Shapiro's catchphrase "facts don't care about your feelings" is absolutely correct, but it's also absolutely the wrong thing to say to people who've been indoctrinated.
Show a lefty LIV the data behind their beliefs is wrong will just get you called racist, fascist, homophobe whatever. You need to build a compelling emotional argument back. Posted by: 18-1 ======= I don't think that even works in the short run, spent decades in academia with a countless examples where it doesn't. You have to erode over time and in most cases, the relationships just don't last long enough to reach a lot of folks mired in their own personal leftist hell. Posted by: whig at March 16, 2026 04:42 PM (E4rtv) 414
358 Helen of troy? If she was indeed blonde my vote goes to Margot Robbie for the part.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 04:21 PM I think she's perfect for that role too. She's very beautiful in Grace Kelly type of way. Posted by: CaliGirl at March 16, 2026 04:46 PM (Pt3hn) 415
I always struggled with Ursula's books; sentence structure and run-on Roget's syndrome paragraphs along with pointless asides made them slow reads.
Somebody needs to update Mickey Spillane for modern audiences. Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 04:35 PM (Y8DZL) there is a Fantasy series that is very Mickey Spillane-ish about a hard boiled detective in a world with elves, goblins, vampires and so on. His name is Garrett PI. Pretty good for the first 10 or so. Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 04:48 PM (8avO+) 416
I haven't seen Titanic but given its story and approach I wouldn't like it. Cameron is a hell of a moviemaker but this is just a bad story."
Spoiler .. the ship sank. Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 04:29 PM (XuXeR) All I could think in all those scenes set in the present day is WHAT ABOUT THE DIAMONDS. Posted by: Oldcat at March 16, 2026 04:51 PM (8avO+) Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 04:58 PM (hjMYN) Posted by: EFG at March 16, 2026 05:14 PM (1NQQ5) 419
Why do Jerry O'Connell's daughters look so much like John Stamos?
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