Taqiyya Qatarlson: The CIA Is Preparing a Criminal Referral Against Me Just Because I Was Acting as a Foreign Agent for Iran

Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? Because I gotta plead ignorance on this thing. Because if anyone had said something to me that that kind of thing was frowned upon...

Last week I saw Taqiyya Qatarlson stating that if Trump negotiated with Iran just to lull them into a false sense of calm while he prepared to strike them, this would constitute a "sneak attack" every bit as terrible as the Pearl Harbor attack and furthermore, any official taking part in this -- including Trump -- should be and "punished right away." In other words, prosecuted.

Tucker Carlson says that if the U.S. lulled Iran into a false sense of security before attacking, it would be as bad as Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor - and anyone who participated “needs to be punished right away.” pic.twitter.com/kjOqC9EAbx
— Nathan Livingstone (MilkBarTV) (@TheMilkBarTV) March 9, 2026

This was a bizarre and unhinged claim from Taqiyya Qatarlson, even by his standards. I wondered what had happened to provoke him into claiming that Trump is now a Pearl Harbor sneak-attack war criminal and needs to be prosecuted and imprisoned.

And... so now we know why. Qatarlson found out that Trump was using him as a "useful idiot," leaking assurances to him that we would never attack Iran so that Taqiyya would duly report this to his spymasters in Iran.

And he got pissed about being used as an unwitting double-agent against the country he is loyal to, Iran.

WOW — Tucker Carlson reveals he is facing a criminal referral by the federal government for "talking to people in Iran before the war"

Tucker was in the White House multiple times lobbying President Trump against action there.

Who were these "people in Iran" he was talking… https://t.co/33xWuXGjue
— Jon Levine (@LevineJonathan) March 15, 2026

Can he actually be prosecuted? I don't know. I doubt he would be prosecuted under the Espionage Act, which is about obtaining and transmitting officially-classified information to a third party. I don't doubt that Taqiyya would pass sensitive information to Iran or Hamas, I just don't think it was classified, because what Qataralson was being told was meant to be reported to Iran. They wouldn't want to restrain him from passing the disinformation to its intended targets in Iran.

He mentions being prosecuted as a "foreign agent," which I assume refers to acting as a agent of a foreign power without registering under the FARA Act.

However, I doubt he's guilty of a FARA violation, either.

The Foreign Agents Registration Act (FARA), enacted in 1938, requires individuals or entities acting as agents of foreign principals (governments, parties, or individuals) to register with the U.S. Department of Justice (DOJ)
. It mandates public disclosure of their activities, finances, and relationship to promote transparency regarding foreign influence in U.S. public policy and opinion.
Key Aspects of FARA:
Who Must Register: Agents engaging in political activity, public relations, lobbying, or soliciting funds for a foreign principal within the U.S..
Registration Process: Must register with the DOJ within 10 days of agreeing to act as an agent, providing details on their relationship and activities.
Reporting Requirements: Registered agents must file periodic supplemental reports, including detailed reports on income and expenditures in support of their activities.
Exemptions: Key exemptions exist, including those registered under the Lobbying Disclosure Act, journalists, and individuals engaging in private, non-political commercial activities.
Enforcement & Penalties: Enforced by the DOJ's FARA Unit, violations can lead to criminal charges if willful, or civil actions, including potential fines and public disclosure requirements.

Being an "agent" would require him to have actually agreed to be an agent, or to have taken money to act on behalf of Iran. You can't just be prosecuted under FARA because you sympathize with dirty foreign communists and Islamists, as Taqiyya Qatarlson so clearly does. So I don't think he can be prosecuted here, either.

Is Taqiyya lying about being a criminal target, just for clicks and sympathy? Very possibly! He is an inveterate liar.

And his ally Cavernous Nostrils is literally threatening violence against Trump's government if they "come for Tucker:"

There may indeed be an inquiry, and I think rightly so. If you are talking to the intelligence/terrorist services of a hostile foreign power and transmitting to them sensitive (though not actually classified) information, yeah, you're damn right someone should take a little look-see to find out if you're guilty of espionage or just guilty of being a terrorist-humping scumbag.

Now, I do think he's a dirty spy. But some spying isn't illegal. Yes, a spy who passes classified information can be prosecuted. But a spy who owns a house in the flight path of a US military base cannot, I don't think, be prosecuted for noting what types of planes are taking off and when, and then sending off that information to his case officer. That's open information, which anyone with eyes can see, and I think that a spy doing that would be non-prosecutable. (Though, if a foreigner permitted to be in the US, his visa would be revoked and he would be declared persona non grata.)

I think Tucker Carlson is a spy in this second sense -- he is acting as the eyes and ears of a hostile foreign power, he is reporting to that hostile foreign power what the president of the United States said to him, but that information was not classified and therefore there is no actual crime in reporting it to Iranian intelligence officials. (Especially because Trump intended it to be reported.)

But it does make him treasonous. Not a traitor by the legal definition, but treasonous in the dictionary sense, acting on behalf of an enemy foreign power against the interests of the US.

And now this fat piece of shit is butthurt because he was a key asset in convincing the Iranians that it was safe to hold a meeting with 90% of the top military and mullah leadership present in the same room a couple of weeks ago.

Tucker Carlson: Hero of Israel! I hope Mossad makes it official and decorates him with an award for his crucial work in this operation!

One thing: For a long time, I hoped that J.D. Vance was really not on Team Qatarlson but had been assigned the role of "Tucker Whisperer," and was just loyally executing the orders of his President.

But then Vance got more and more forward leaning with his "these are important discussions we need to have" defenses of Qatarlson and I abandoned that hope, and wrote him off as someone I would consider ever voting for.

This new information certainly revives the possibility that JD Vance was acting as the spymaster for an unwitting, stupid, bumbling, narcissistic double agent. I hope that turns out to have been the case all along.

And I do hope that Cavernous Nostrils "rides at dawn" and leads a violent insurrection.

Bring it on, Cavernous.

Come to think of it... Qatarlson and his various foreign agent allies are constantly talking about Jonathan Pollard, a Jewish American who spied for Israel, talking about how perfidious Israel (and American Jews) are.

Is he really now going to claim that no one should even look into his communications with Iranian intelligence?

Why, exactly? Because he's not a Jew?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:32 PM

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1
Hello

Posted by: fourseasons at March 16, 2026 12:32 PM (3ek7K)

2 Morning, Ace!

Posted by: Duke lowell at March 16, 2026 12:32 PM (u73oe)

3 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

4 Yikes and first!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 16, 2026 12:32 PM (VkY89)

5 Top o' the noon thirty to ya, Ace!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

6 "I'm going to get ahead of this story by admitting to treason."
-Tucker Carlson

"He's really just talking about optics, man. You gotta listen closely."
-Carlson's stans

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:32 PM (p7EWr)

7 The Sheikh, he drove his Cadillac.
He went a-cruising down the ville.
The Muezzin was a-standing on the radiator grille ...
Then they all got smoked by a MOAB

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)

8 Well, maybe not. Lemme see, 1...2...3.. ok, third loser.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 16, 2026 12:33 PM (VkY89)

9 Taqiyya Qatarlson

Say that five times fast.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Headline typo "Foreign Agent for Ian"

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 16, 2026 12:33 PM (BnDlA)

11 Who is this Ian you mention in the headline?

(Yeah, I know it's a typo)

Posted by: Reno_NV_Dave at March 16, 2026 12:34 PM (XTURA)

12 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 12:34 PM (RG3mK)

13 Ummm, the CIA doesn’t do criminal referrals.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 12:34 PM (u73oe)

14 Upon hearing the news, Paul Manefort evinced a wry grin.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 12:34 PM (XV/Pl)

15 Note to the IRGC: Tucker was always a double agent and has information that can lead to the arrest and execution of the IRGC command.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 12:34 PM (4NO2D)

16 How could Tucker know this? I mean, who does he know in the CIA and the IC other than his family, childhood friends and Tulsi Gabbard?

It is a mystery.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 12:35 PM (rbvCR)

17 Chuck'her Quaralson needs the Hot Needle of Inquiry.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 12:35 PM (2GVsD)

18 I can't really see him being prosecuted, since Trump told him the stuff he passed on. If anyone could be prosecuted, it would be Trump.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

19 16 How could Tucker know this? I mean, who does he know in the CIA and the IC other than his family, childhood friends and Tulsi Gabbard?

It is a mystery.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 12:35 PM (rbvCR)

======

Apparently, it's all untrue about the CIA giving a criminal referral to the DOJ.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:35 PM (p7EWr)

20 18 I can't really see him being prosecuted, since Trump told him the stuff he passed on. If anyone could be prosecuted, it would be Trump.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

===

He'd be prosecuted for FARA violations, if anything, not disseminating classified intel.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:36 PM (p7EWr)

21 Tucker Carlson says that if the U.S. lulled Iran into a false sense of security before attacking, it would be as bad as Japan's attack on Pearl Harbor - and anyone who participated “needs to be punished right away.”

The number of fake war rules that people come up with amazes me.

What's next? Can't bomb someone if they are gay and made of cardboard?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 12:36 PM (sKqQm)

22 Last week I saw Taqiyya Qatarlson stating that if Trump negotiated with Iran just to lull them into a false sense of calm while he prepared to strike them, this would constitute a "sneak attack" every bit as terrible as the Pearl Harbor attack and furthermore, any official taking part in this -- including Trump -- should be and "punished right away."

I confess that I am not a world renowned historian but I don't recall the US declaring war on Japan in... checks notes... 1894.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 12:36 PM (ExV1e)

23 "I don't doubt that Taqiyya would pass sensitive information to Iran or Hamas, I just don't think it was classified, because what Qataralson was being told was meant to be reported to Iran. They wouldn't want to restrain him from passing the disinformation to its intended targets in Iran."
____

Hmmm. I'm not sure if misinformation could still be classified. Maybe. Or if it's still illegal to pass classified info to foreign enemies, even if the government expects you will pass the info alone.

So ... if the information given to Fucker was classified and he passed it to enemies in Iran, he could still be guilty even if it was false info and he was expected to pass it. Maybe.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:36 PM (iFTx/)

24 I ain't even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!

Posted by: Uneasy Carlson at March 16, 2026 12:36 PM (oftw2)

25 Or alternatively, Tucker is a CIA asset.

Which duly explains his bizarre behavior and going off the MAGA reservation.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2026 12:37 PM (YT4ZZ)

26 I appreciate you planting the seed that nothing will happen, and rightly so. It helps the war effort.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 16, 2026 12:37 PM (cS1cw)

27 Candice better sharpen her sword to lead the attack

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 12:37 PM (RG3mK)

28 Ace, I think am more concerned about the legions of people in the last administration who are walking around guilty as sin and free as a bird.
Tucker is way down on my list.

Posted by: RI Red - somebody? at March 16, 2026 12:37 PM (5vqJ+)

29 So you're supposed to warm a Country when you are gonna attack ? I did not know that...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (VE6XX)

30 I have never seen a more hilariously overblown internet declaration than “we ride at dawn.” Dear lord what a fool

And the funniest part about Tucker’s claims that Trump committed a “war crime”; what if Trump never actually told that to the Iranians, but just told it to Tucker? And it was only Tucker the fool who gave the Iranians that info?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (Mh6s8)

31 The number of fake war rules that people come up with amazes me.

What's next? Can't bomb someone if they are gay and made of cardboard?

But did Tucker Carlson cross state lines? I understand this is always an important factor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (8DR9B)

32 Why is everyone paying attention to this Tucker fellow?

I'm still around, you know!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (sHfXa)

33 Hiya ace!

I have news that will bring a smile to your face….

It’s INTERNATIONAL PANDA DAY!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (W2Pud)

34 I wonder how he'll enjoy working for the CBC after he seeks refuge here in Canada....

I'm kidding of course. A white guy on the CBC. Lol....

Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (Sco7b)

35 Pretty classic "blue dye" operation by Trump.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (bNf8H)

36 I think the NSA would be the one surveilling text messages, not the CIA.

Posted by: Mark1971 at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (CNl8/)

37 Pope Leo Makes Impassioned to End Iran War

-
Blessed be Islamic nuclear weapons . . .

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (ndZc7)

38 30 I have never seen a more hilariously overblown internet declaration than “we ride at dawn.” Dear lord what a fool

And the funniest part about Tucker’s claims that Trump committed a “war crime”; what if Trump never actually told that to the Iranians, but just told it to Tucker? And it was only Tucker the fool who gave the Iranians that info?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (Mh6s

=====

Candace is gonna ride into battle?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:39 PM (p7EWr)

39 This is not how Washington is supposed to work!

This is not who we are!

/every GOPe

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 16, 2026 12:39 PM (6jGJQ)

40 Is he really that dense or just lying scum?

I take lying scum. Japan and the US were at peace when pearl Harbor happened. With the exception of the Panay Incident no shots had been fired between the two countries.

Now look at Iran and US scuffles over the past 47 years that resulted in hundreds of American murders.

Tucker needs to be chucked.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 12:39 PM (2GVsD)

41 "We ride at dawn ...."

On camels?

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

42 It's a bit funny - not have cable for, well, decades means that I couldn't pick these mouthbreathers out of a lineup...

It's fun to read about, tho.

Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 12:39 PM (cGjQu)

43 The FBI may not have enough money left to use on counter-terror investigations, like the one proposed for Carlson.

It seems the Fibbies blew their budget investigating .... Trump.

https://tinyurl.com/ynw9rz75

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 12:39 PM (nY3Go)

44 Pope Leo Makes Impassioned to End Iran War

Anti-pope says what?

Posted by: Pope Urban II at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (sKqQm)

45 Blessed be Islamic nuclear weapons . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM

It's not meant to be taken literally. I'm sure he meant the producers of any anti-Jew ordinance.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (4NO2D)

46 And someone tell Candice not to forget her burka

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (RG3mK)

47 The Groypers are never gonna find you attractive, Candace.

Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (wa/yD)

48 Candy Ovens is going to ride Tucker like a one trick pony?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (2GVsD)

49 Please ride at dawn. Ride all the way into the sunset.

But glad they are wearing their antisemitism loud and proud now, I guess. I had to tell a friend to stop with his Bolshevik garbage and thinking we would stay in contact. Thank you, but no. I don’t have time, patience or energy to deal with racists and antisemites.

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (OoFl2)

50 Carlson's act is so old and pathetic at this point. I don't know if he's disloyal or he's lost his mind (or both). At this point I really don't care. I haven't listened to him in a few years and I'm really way beyond caring at this point. I wish he'd be ignored.

Please do not let this guy in the WH ever again.. please

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (xT8gx)

51 Sneak attack? Trump had two flotillas within striking distance.

Were they just conducting drills? Joyriding around the gulf to pick up chicks? When you roll in with that many assets, that probably means you're going to engage with some purpose.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (M9gjJ)

52 Tucker's crimes and lies are so egregious that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE SHOULD LISTEN TO HIS JUST DROPPED PODACAST ABOUT THE COVER UP ABOUT COVID

That will show Tucker for lying!

Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (rbvCR)

53 Candace and Tucker have really lost their minds

Posted by: melodicmetal at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (c5MnQ)

54 37 Pope Leo Makes Impassioned to End Iran War

-
Blessed be Islamic nuclear weapons . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (ndZc7)

So I guess the pope thinks it was okay for the Iranian regime to kill over 30 thousand civilians ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (VE6XX)

55 I abandoned that hope, and wrote him off as someone I would consider ever voting for.

I'm always here for you, Ace.

Posted by: Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (sHfXa)

56 Being an "agent" would require him to have actually agreed to be an agent, or to have taken money to act on behalf of Iran.

Isn't the contention though that he has accepted money to act as a ... flack/hype/fluffer guy for Qatar (and by extension Iran?)

Posted by: Aetius451AD, pee-can at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (bss/y)

57 >>>24 I ain't even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!

he's always claiming he doesn't even own a computer, because he's afraid the US government or Israelis will "plant child porn" on it.

Obviously, he has a computer, as he admits the CIA was "reading my texts."

So he's a liar.

Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)

58 13 Ummm, the CIA doesn’t do criminal referrals.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 12:34 PM (u73oe)

------

Are you joking? Don't you think the CIA influences the DOJ?

I wish I could be that optimistic.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (aZm/F)

59 I have never seen a more hilariously overblown internet declaration than “we ride at dawn.”

Anyone who says that they ride at dawn should have someone show up at their house and play Reveille at deafening levels at oh-dark-thirty.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (ExV1e)

60
Just taking bets over / under about when the "Nothing Will Happen" guy shows up.

Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (Y8DZL)

61 Better link for the Trump investigations by Deep State

https://tinyurl.com/yvdxkkan

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (nY3Go)

62 52 Tucker's crimes and lies are so egregious that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE SHOULD LISTEN TO HIS JUST DROPPED PODACAST ABOUT THE COVER UP ABOUT COVID

That will show Tucker for lying!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (rbvCR)

Anything interesting?

Posted by: Aetius451AD, pee-can at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (bss/y)

63 52 Tucker's crimes and lies are so egregious that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE SHOULD LISTEN TO HIS JUST DROPPED PODACAST ABOUT THE COVER UP ABOUT COVID

That will show Tucker for lying!

Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (rbvCR)

=====

Does he include his own work to get the country shut down?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (p7EWr)

64 If the victim had been an imam, we'd never hear the end of it but he was a pastor so this is the first I'm hearing about it.

Arizona man who admitted to crucifying pastor asks for death penalty so 'we can move on with our lives'
. . .
Sheafe, 51, is accused of murdering William Schonemann, the pastor of New River Bible Chapel, in April 2025 before mutilating the man's body. Schonemann was found dead with his arms spread out in his bed and his hands pinned to a wall, authorities said.
. . .
Sheafe told Fox 10 last year that the murder of Schonemann, 76, was part of a plot targeting more than a dozen Christian leaders across the country in a mission he called "Operation First Commandment."
He has claimed that Schonemann and other Christian pastors were leading followers onto a false path. The defendant’s father, Chris Sheafe, told the Arizona Family that his son had become obsessed with the Bible and has a large tattoo of a Hebrew word for God on his neck.

https://is.gd/amKaEt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (ndZc7)

65 >>>Is Taqiyya lying about being a criminal target, just for clicks and sympathy?

no, no one would evert do that on social media, I mean really, to stoop so low, just for clicks and engagement??

Posted by: brak at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (jGJov)

66 I ain't even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!
Posted by: Uneasy Carlson"

Was someone talking about the way he was dressed?

Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (cGjQu)

67 Candy Ovens is going to ride Tucker like a one trick pony?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (2GVsD)
________

"Hey, what about meeeeee?"

-- Kamala

"And meeeeee!"

Gay Talafreako

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

68 59 I have never seen a more hilariously overblown internet declaration than “we ride at dawn.”

Anyone who says that they ride at dawn should have someone show up at their house and play Reveille at deafening levels at oh-dark-thirty.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (ExV1e)

I dunno. 'I pledge myself to Obama.' was pretty damn cringe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, pee-can at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)

69 I still think "our side" gives them too much attention.

Let them fizzle and fade

Posted by: melodicmetal at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (c5MnQ)

70 57 he's always claiming he doesn't even own a computer, because he's afraid the US government or Israelis will "plant child porn" on it.

Obviously, he has a computer, as he admits the CIA was "reading my texts."

So he's a liar.

Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)

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"The government can only read computers. My phone isn't a computer!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (p7EWr)

71 The Sheikh, he drove his Cadillac.
He went a-cruising down the ville.
The Muezzin was a-standing on the radiator grille ...
Then they all got smoked by a MOAB
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:33 PM

I don't like this.

Posted by: Sharif at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (bFu5X)

72 18 I can't really see him being prosecuted, since Trump told him the stuff he passed on. If anyone could be prosecuted, it would be Trump.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 12:35 PM (Riz8t)

Just for the sake of argument, how can a sitting President be prosecuted for any private discussions undertaken in the pursuit of international diplomacy?
(Yes I know the Dems tried to impeach him for that, and also that the attempt was a farce)

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (Mh6s8)

73 On camels?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:39 PM

More likely dromedaries.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (sHfXa)

74 The other option is this has been a long con against the iranians and trump asked tucker to go all pro islam and take their money so that he could feed them disinformation. I am not saying that is what happened, but it is in the realm of possibilities. In addition to that, his belligerence now could be him trying to maintain his relationship with whoever hasn't been blown up yet so he can continue to feed them disinformation too. Again, this is simply within the realm of possibilities and most likely not the case.

Posted by: TheITGuy2 at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (v9ncW)

75 Cucker is just too full of himself... He's not important enough for the Government to be bothered by him...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (VE6XX)

76 Riddle me this? Between Tucker Carlson and Candace Owens who would you suppose the pitcher or catcher would be?

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 16, 2026 12:43 PM (dOyjb)

77 So ... if the information given to Fucker was classified and he passed it to enemies in Iran, he could still be guilty even if it was false info and he was expected to pass it. Maybe.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16,

As a lawyer, and if this was your client who was told information was classified, but it wasn’t because it wasn’t real, but it was hoped the not really classified information would be passed along, what would you do with this argument? 😂

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 12:43 PM (OoFl2)

78 Thank you Ace!

Good Morning or Afternoon everyone. It's still morning here in the People's Republic.

As Randy Newman said in his song 'Another perfect day....'

Today's Fox Biz Varney Viewers Trivia Question:

Who has the most Oscar wins for acting?

Don't care

Brain-dead almost talentless slut (can suck an apple thru a garden hose)

Drug-addled cue card reading nit-wit

Talentless spoiled narcissist

I may have edited the answers a little......

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 12:43 PM (QGaXH)

79
I ain't even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!

Posted by: Uneasy Carlson at March 16, 2026 12:36 PM

I understand this reference

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 16, 2026 12:43 PM (tljrc)

80 Obviously, he has a computer, as he admits the CIA was "reading my texts."

So he's a liar.

Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)

A phone could have texts.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, pee-can at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)

81 WOW! Democrat Michigan State Rep. Karen Whitsett just REFUSED to seek reelection as a Democrat because they betrayed her Christian faith

She cited abortion, LGBTQ and transgenderism as the reasons

"It’s impossible to be a faithful follower of Jesus Christ while remaining a member of the Democratic Party as it exists today."

"I cannot reconcile that platform with Scripture. I have compromised my relationship with Jesus for too long, and I’m grateful God did not give up on me — He gave me time to repent, turn, and be fully devoted to Him.”

"That conviction includes the issues I cannot reconcile with Scripture: abortion, the normalization of the gay lifestyle, and the push to redefine gender."

This is so brutal for the left. It will keep happening. SHE MADE THE RIGHT MOVE!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (ndZc7)

82 >>> The other option is this has been a long con against the iranians and trump asked tucker to go all pro islam and take their money so that he could feed them disinformation.

I did consider that, but... I don't think he's that good of an actor. He really comes off as a self-righteous, hateful nutbag.

Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)

83 We must crush the rebels before the rainy season begins.

Posted by: Candace Owens at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (4NO2D)

84 Was someone talking about the way he was dressed?
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM

Not yet, but his failure to replace the stays in his collar rubs me the wrong way.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (bFu5X)

85 Is Tucker Carlson a real-life Nicholas Brody? Discuss...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (xT8gx)

86 Good news everyone: the Buffy reboot has been passed on by Hulu.

Bad news everyone: they are trying to make an animated Firefly that occurs between the series and movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (2GVsD)

87 Disparaging Americans on the basis of nostril diameter is a low blow, especially for a smart military blog.

Posted by: Henry Nostrilitis Waxman at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (oftw2)

88 He won’t be prosecuted because he is an agency asset. The entire operation was deliberately constructed to ensure that outcome.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (YT4ZZ)

89 > Obviously, he has a computer, as he admits the CIA was "reading my texts."

A modern smart phone is a computer, but lots of people think they're different.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (Zr/2T)

90 82 I did consider that, but... I don't think he's that good of an actor. He really comes off as a self-righteous, hateful nutbag.

Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)

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*confused look*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (p7EWr)

91 Good afternoon Ace.
Qatarlson and Owens have devolved into the paranoia that afflicts the narcissistic. Some might think its tragic but I think it's par for the course.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (YsPj+)

92 Were they just conducting drills? Joyriding around the gulf to pick up chicks? When you roll in with that many assets, that probably means you're going to engage with some purpose.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (M9gjJ)

هی، خانم زیبا، بعداً برمی گردیم تا شما را ببریم.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (ExV1e)

93 >>>A phone could have texts.

yeah but that's a computer you hold in your hand, and I"m pretty sure people watch videos on phones.

Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)

94 1. I'm tired of him pausing, then saying in answer to his own just stated inane question, Of course" or "Well, of course not."

2. I'm mad at him because he made me think a couple of years ago that he was the real deal, "And clearly he's not!"

3. I still would like Candice Owens to blow me.

4. I apologize for saying number 3 out loud.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 12:45 PM (dmDsy)

95 sneak attack" every bit as terrible as the Pearl Harbor

So does Trump prefer dive bomber or torpedo bomber?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 16, 2026 12:45 PM (Kt19C)

96 >>I did consider that, but... I don't think he's that good of an actor. He really comes off as a self-righteous, hateful nutbag.

He might be as gay as the cardboard Khameni...

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 12:46 PM (erF49)

97 That conviction includes the issues I cannot reconcile with Scripture: abortion, the normalization of the gay lifestyle, and the push to redefine gender.

Just find another Scripture.

Posted by: James Talarico at March 16, 2026 12:46 PM (gKWVE)

98 yeah but that's a computer you hold in your hand, and I"m pretty sure people watch videos on phones.
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)

I'm being pedantic, but no one considers their phone a computer (even though it is a computer- and a powerful one by historical standards.)

Tucker is being wacky enough, we do not need to engage in a semantic tickle fight.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, pee-can at March 16, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)

99 97 That conviction includes the issues I cannot reconcile with Scripture: abortion, the normalization of the gay lifestyle, and the push to redefine gender.

Just find another Scripture.

Posted by: James Talarico at March 16, 2026 12:46 PM (gKWVE)

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He literally did that!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:46 PM (p7EWr)

100 Climb Mount Taqiyya

Posted by: Candace, wearing hip waders at March 16, 2026 12:47 PM (DqQS/)

101 >>I did consider that, but... I don't think he's that good of an actor. He really comes off as a self-righteous, hateful nutbag.
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)
__
Plus, he's a self-preservationist/narcissist. No way he'd risk putting a target on his back that is attractive to revenge-minded Islamists.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 16, 2026 12:47 PM (bNf8H)

102 Obviously, he has a computer, as he admits the CIA was "reading my texts."

So he's a liar.

Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (1wjle)

Only stupid boomer think it is possible to text by phone.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 16, 2026 12:47 PM (rbvCR)

103 >>I'm tired of him pausing, then saying in answer to his own just stated inane question, Of course" or "Well, of course not."

There is a comedian on 'X' (or TikTok) that actually nails the Tucker Delivery. He's been mocking Tucker quite effectively in the past week.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 12:47 PM (erF49)

104 WOW! Democrat Michigan State Rep. Karen Whitsett just REFUSED to seek reelection as a Democrat because they betrayed her Christian faith

She cited abortion, LGBTQ and transgenderism as the reasons

And she just now noticed this?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 12:47 PM (8DR9B)

105 I"m pretty sure people watch videos on phones.
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM

* nods *

Posted by: Well-endowed Women who bat for the Other Team at March 16, 2026 12:47 PM (sHfXa)

106 I would love to see Candace Owens ride at dawn. Especially since she wouldn't leave her house to meet with Erika Kirk last fall in spite of saying Erika just had to name the time and place and she would be there.

I hope she publishes her riding route. She'll have to bring a pack mule for all her video equipment though.

Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2026 12:47 PM (afFes)

107 The number of fake war rules that people come up with amazes me.

What's next? Can't bomb someone if they are gay and made of cardboard?
Posted by: 18-1

Also, we used three dice when initiating the attack instead of two, which would have been more fair.

Posted by: Kratwurst at March 16, 2026 12:47 PM (fcDpY)

108 "In order to stop foreign interference in the US government, I must be influenced by a foreign power to interfere in the US government. It's really the Joos fault when you think about it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (p7EWr)

109 I did consider that, but... I don't think he's that good of an actor. He really comes off as a self-righteous, hateful nutbag.
Posted by: ace at March 16, 2026 12:44 PM (1wjle)

I'd tend to agree. He comes off as unstable- not acting. That in of itself could be acting (maybe he studied the works of Glenn Beck) but I don't think so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, pee-can at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

110 Pope Leo Makes Impassioned to End Iran War

No offense to the mackerel-snappers around here but with the exception of JP2 and PB16, y'all's popes kinda suck ass.

Posted by: Feckless syncretists in pointy hats at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)

111 Tucker Carlson: Hero of Israel! I hope Mossad makes it official and decorates him with an award for his crucial work in this operation!

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Is it too late for them to hold a Brit Milah for Cucker?

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (1Chk9)

112 “ The government can only read computers. My phone isn't a computer!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:42 PM (p7EWr)

——————

Unless you bundle your insurance with Biberty.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (u73oe)

113 Maybe they can't get him for the Espionage Act but I wonder if they could hang him up on Export/Import violations? Disclosing technical info to a foreign party is a violation of the Imp/Exp laws...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 12:49 PM (QGaXH)

114 At the start of World War II, the RAF Bomber Command had some pretty silly rules. They got chucked real quick.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 12:49 PM (2GVsD)

115 Nicholas Brody hid his prayer rug in the garage. I wonder where Carlson keeps his...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:49 PM (xT8gx)

116 What leftist ever rode at dawn? I'd be surprised if those lazy potheads could get up before 10:00.

Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2026 12:49 PM (65cLN)

117 110 Pope Leo Makes Impassioned to End Iran War

No offense to the mackerel-snappers around here but with the exception of JP2 and PB16, y'all's popes kinda suck ass.
Posted by: Feckless syncretists in pointy hats at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)

Kneeler or 'Papist stooge' works too.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)

118 So Qatarlson took part in s sequel to Operation Mincemeat, with himself playing the part of the corpse?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 16, 2026 12:49 PM (93YsA)

119 They'll get Tucker the same way as they got Capone, "tax evasion" on all the Qatar-flavored lucre he receives in his mouth.

Posted by: Scott_T at March 16, 2026 12:50 PM (2waQ7)

120 Taqiyya matata
What a wonderful phrase
Taqiyya matata
Ain't no passing craze
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Taqiyya matata

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 12:50 PM (ndZc7)

121 Candace Owens
>We ride at dawn

In fairness, there has GOT to be a horse in her studio somewhere.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 12:50 PM (gKWVE)

122 The Dawn....came and went.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 12:50 PM (GD0B3)

123 A shiny new donkey to the man who brings me the head of Erika Kirk.

Posted by: Candace Owens at March 16, 2026 12:50 PM (4NO2D)

124 *He comes off as unstable- not acting.
(maybe he studied the works of Glenn Beck)*

LOL

Posted by: Oof at March 16, 2026 12:50 PM (2Ez/1)

125 what about Delta Dawn Candy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 12:50 PM (2GVsD)

126 so, who leaked to Cuckson ??

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 12:50 PM (GD0B3)

127 >>>هی، خانم زیبا، بعداً برمی گردیم تا شما را ببریم.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic

>I could tell her panties were wet and she was asking for it.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (M9gjJ)

128 115 Nicholas Brody hid his prayer rug in the garage. I wonder where Carlson keeps his...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:49 PM (xT8gx)

He's too gay to be a true believer in Islam.

He's just in it for the money.

Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (wa/yD)

129 There is a comedian on 'X' (or TikTok) that actually nails the Tucker Delivery. He's been mocking Tucker quite effectively in the past week.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 12:47 PM (erF49)

I just searched Duck Duck Go (Yes, fine, I'm a fag!) for "comedians mocking tucker carlson" and that phrase was not recognized.

What does that mean???

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (dmDsy)

130 Awww is someone now being targeted by the administration they helped create? ☹️😢 "The Face-Eating Leopards weren't supposed to eat ME!"

Tucker has been adamantly calling out the foreign influence of Mossad / Israel on American politicians (AIPAC) over the past month. Jokes on him, the foreign agents in charge of our administration and Congress don't like being called out.

Tucker doesn’t care about Gaza, he calls out Israel because he is a rabid anti-Semite, Christian nationalist and white supremacist. Broken clocks occasionally right and all, but he is absolutely not a good person.

Meanwhile, the real foreign agents are anyone aligned with aipac. JFK wanted to list the precursor to aipac as a foreign agent (he was killed before he could). Also, as much as I loathe Tucker, if T imprisons him for essentially free speech, it'll be like Navalny.

Tucker really is a Russian asset and a serious threat to our national security. He's someone I would encourage tue CIA to watch like a hawk.

So is the president and most members of congress, heck people like Obama's chief of staff even went to serve in the IDF after 9/11 instead of here.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (JCZqz)

131 110 Pope Leo Makes Impassioned to End Iran War

No offense to the mackerel-snappers around here but with the exception of JP2 and PB16, y'all's popes kinda suck ass.

Posted by: Feckless syncretists in pointy hats at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)

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The last pope to call for a war was Innocent XI in 1684.

Popes just don't call for war and haven't for hundreds of years.

Expecting some kind of compromise choice from the College of Cardinals in the early 21st century to declare a war against Islam is just...not realistic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (p7EWr)

132 I can't stomach Erika Kirk. I don't know what the truth is, but there is something entirely wrong with that bitch.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (aZm/F)

133 Carlson needs to be arrested and sent to work in the rare earth mines we will soon establish in Greenland...

Posted by: Diabeetus at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (fq8Zx)

134 112 Unless you bundle your insurance with Biberty.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (u73oe)

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Liberty biberty?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (p7EWr)

135 So ... if the information given to Fucker was classified and he passed it to enemies in Iran, he could still be guilty even if it was false info and he was expected to pass it. Maybe.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16,

As a lawyer, and if this was your client who was told information was classified, but it wasn’t because it wasn’t real, but it was hoped the not really classified information would be passed along, what would you do with this argument? 😂
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 12:43 PM (OoFl2)
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I don't know enough about this area of the law, or the specific facts of this case to offer any advice.

I think any info can be classified, even false info or info that may have been true at the time but later turned out to be false. I don't know exactly what information Fucker was given, so it's hard to judge.

Same thing with giving him info knowing it will be passed. Kinda like a sting operation. If an undercover offers stolen goods or drugs to a buyer, and the buyer buys, it's still a crime even those the undercover expected the buyer to buy.

Do I think anything will happen? No. It's possible tha Fucker is making he whole thing up for attention.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (iFTx/)

136 Candace Owens
>We ride at dawn

In fairness, there has GOT to be a horse in her studio somewhere.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 12:50 PM (gKWVE)

She rides alone.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

137 >>Candace Owens
>We ride at dawn

"If you help me find my keys, we can drive out of either nostril!"

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (erF49)

138 Trump sent Kushner and Witkoff to negotiate a deal with Iran.
During negotiations, Trump offered a deal where the U.S. would provide nuclear fuel for Iran's reactors in exchange for a 10-year halt on uranium enrichment, but this offer was flatly rejected by Iran. The Iranian negotiators insisted on their "inalienable right" to enrich uranium.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 12:52 PM (NpAcC)

139 We ride at dawn
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(read: We tweet from bed)

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 12:52 PM (KMzr2)

140 I'm beginning to wonder if perhaps Candace Owens somehow planned the murder of Charlie Kirk by influencing that furry...

She is coming across as a very bad person, in addition to being obviously looney

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:52 PM (xT8gx)

141 124 *He comes off as unstable- not acting.
(maybe he studied the works of Glenn Beck)*

LOL

ding ding ding fried chicken dinner

Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 16, 2026 12:52 PM (dOyjb)

142 Ooohhh, a "Mackerel Snapper" sighting!

Posted by: Let's you and him fight at March 16, 2026 12:53 PM (2Ez/1)

143 88 He won’t be prosecuted because he is an agency asset. The entire operation was deliberately constructed to ensure that outcome.
Posted by: Marcus T

Clever. I'd bet the Mossad came up with the whole plan.

Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 12:53 PM (Y8DZL)

144 Liberty biberty?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM

*swoons*

Posted by: Biberty chick at March 16, 2026 12:53 PM (bFu5X)

145
Time to revive the phrase 'Fifth Columnist'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 12:53 PM (XeU6L)

146 "Pope Leo Makes Impassioned to End Iran War "

Pope can wish in one hand and shit in the other.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 16, 2026 12:53 PM (snZF9)

147 24 I ain't even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!
Posted by: Uneasy Carlson at March 16, 2026 12:36 PM (oftw2)

Zombie Charlie Daniels smiles down from heaven....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 12:53 PM (QGaXH)

148 144 Liberty biberty?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM

*swoons*

Posted by: Biberty chick at March 16, 2026 12:53 PM (bFu5X)

=====

She's a Waffle House 5, but she's got good taste in canoolees.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (p7EWr)

149 No offense to the mackerel-snappers around here but with the exception of JP2 and PB16, y'all's popes kinda suck ass.
Posted by: Feckless syncretists in pointy hats

We don't get a vote.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (diia5)

150 Erika Kirk. I don't know what the truth is, but there is something entirely wrong with that bitch.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (aZm/F)

The truth is that there is a massive FUD campaign being launched against her for the purpose of dividing Charlie Kirk's coalition, and you're falling for it.
You are allowed to step away from the whole thing and not comment. This is what I generally do. But you should recognize horseshit when you see it, and Ian Carroll and Milo "Nero" Yagarglepenis are absolutely peddlers of horseshit.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (gKWVE)

151 Pope Leo Makes Impassioned to End Iran War

No offense to the mackerel-snappers around here but with the exception of JP2 and PB16, y'all's popes kinda suck ass.

Posted by: Feckless syncretists in pointy hats at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)

=======

The last pope to call for a war was Innocent XI in 1684.

Popes just don't call for war and haven't for hundreds of years.

Expecting some kind of compromise choice from the College of Cardinals in the early 21st century to declare a war against Islam is just...not realistic.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (p7EWr)
_______

That, and if this pope did ever call for a war, he'd more likely call on Iran to defeat Israel.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (iFTx/)

152 For a long time, I hoped that J.D. Vance was really not on Team Qatarlson but had been assigned the role of "Tucker Whisperer," and was just loyally executing the orders of his President.

--------------

I believe that Qatarlson's son, Buckley, works for JD Vance as his Deputy Press Secretary in the Office of the Vice President.

Hmmm ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (1E1O2)

153 The Vatican Treaty that permitted the Pope to keep the Vatican but lose the Pala States pretty much removed the Pope's ability to call for war. Or the Vatican becomes part of Italy.

But Popes still think they can be players.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (2GVsD)

154 Canoolees?

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (bss/y)

155 132 I can't stomach Erika Kirk. I don't know what the truth is, but there is something entirely wrong with that bitch.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (aZm/F)
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You don't have to like her to see that what Owens is doing to her is wrong in every way.

Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2026 12:55 PM (afFes)

156 But did Tucker Carlson cross state lines? I understand this is always an important factor.

More to the point, did he cross state lions with young gulls for immortal porpoises?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 12:55 PM (Riz8t)

157 Ace check these out
British woman made a satire Disney animated "preview" of The Caliphate
The songs are good - 2nd one made me cry

@theposieparker on x
@kelliejaykeen on youtube

youtu.be/T2-pLURiq-4

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 12:55 PM (ZpHph)

158 Do I think anything will happen? No. It's possible tha Fucker is making he whole thing up for attention.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026

It’s a much funnier scenario to think he was set up, though, looking all smug in the WH.

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 12:55 PM (OoFl2)

159 >>Candace Owens
>We ride at dawn
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Something, something...and the horse you rode in on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (XeU6L)

160 151
That, and if this pope did ever call for a war, he'd more likely call on Iran to defeat Israel.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (iFTx/)

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He'd turn his open area front porch to his entire country into a target, including the resting place of St. Peter.

The popes giving up political power and armies made it more about the individual soul than political influence.

Maybe one day that will change again, but not even Benedict would have raised an army.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (p7EWr)

161 This new information certainly revives the possibility that JD Vance was acting as the spymaster for an unwitting, stupid, bumbling, narcissistic double agent. I hope that turns out to have been the case all along.
==

I don't think so, because Vance was saying and doing questionable things outside of Cucker's involvement. His constant excuses for the woke reich "influencers" for example. "These are just kids making funnies, let's not ruin their future", when we are talking about 20-30 year old men. At Kirk's memorial, he went all "big tent" when there are clearly people who need to be tossed out pronto.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (GD0B3)

162 "This new information certainly revives the possibility that JD Vance was acting as the spymaster for an unwitting, stupid, bumbling, narcissistic double agent. I hope that turns out to have been the case all along."

I wonder how long Tucker's son will be working for JD Vance? He was hired before Tucker went really off the rails.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (NpAcC)

163 144 Liberty biberty?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM

Why is every third commercial on TV an insurance ad? State Farm, Progressive, Liberty, etc etc.... The rest are for Jardiance and Biktarvy.... I have a strong nostalgia for the good old days when most TV ads were for Budweiser and Coors....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (xT8gx)

164 Yeah his response was... telling. We hear news that the CIA is investigating him, and he says "they are trying to prove I am an agent of the Iranian government!" Umm... nobody said that.

Except you.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (PYyV9)

165 154 Canoolees?

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (bss/y)

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I have apparently seen this commercial far more than you have.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (p7EWr)

166 Since when do people who really don't care what the Pope says, suddenly care what the Pope says? (right or wrong)

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (DgMqy)

167 The 'ride at dawn' and Candy makes me think of the scene in Beauty and the Beast where Gaston is whipping up the populace into a torch wielding mob.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (bss/y)

168 It's certainly sobering watching "freedom lovers" celebrating the silencing of Americans.

Posted by: Average Citizen at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (GQ50h)

169 People, for the last time, it's "Winner Winner Chicken Dinner"!!

Posted by: Denny Crane - It's Like They've Never Heard That Before! I Need a Drink! at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (dmDsy)

170 The Roman Catholics could use a Reformation.

They should begin by nailing this Pope to their front door.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (erF49)

171 Do I think anything will happen? No. It's possible tha Fucker is making he whole thing up for attention.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026

It’s a much funnier scenario to think he was set up, though, looking all smug in the WH.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 12:55 PM (OoFl2)
_____

I think he was set up. I think Ace is right that he was set up with bogus dogshit info that he was expected to pass along. I think that's part of why he (Tucker) is pissed. He thinks he's a Big Influential Deal with insider access. It's gotta be a blow for him to learn he's less than a DUFF.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (iFTx/)

172 We know a thing or two because we've seen a thing or two.

Posted by: Insurance commercial salesmen at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (2Ez/1)

173 I have apparently seen this commercial far more than you have.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (p7EWr)

Probably. I really do not watch broadcast TV.

Does not come up when I search. Just 'canoodle.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (bss/y)

174 66 I ain't even got a garage, you can call home and ask my wife!
Posted by: Uneasy Carlson"

Was someone talking about the way he was dressed?
Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 12:41 PM (cGjQu)

The trouble started when 'all that hair fell out from underneath....'

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (QGaXH)

175 107 The number of fake war rules that people come up with amazes me.

What's next? Can't bomb someone if they are gay and made of cardboard?
Posted by: 18-1

I watched a lot, too much, 'news' this weekend. Oh the hand-wringing about how long the war is going to last. Their tranny Superman movies will take years to make, but it's horrible that the war isn't over.

Talking point two was how come the Strait wasn't completely protected. It's almost like war is unpredictable.

And I did watch Martha Radditz and Donna Brazille on ABC. Good bye pants....

Said no-one ever. Except maybe Carville. We should breed him and Radditz to create living skeleton warriors.

Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (Sco7b)

176 More to the point, did he cross state lions with young gulls for immortal porpoises?
Posted by: Archimedes

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A shaggy dog has entered the chat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (XeU6L)

177 She's a Waffle House 5, but she's got good taste in canoolees.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM

Not gonna lie...that commercial makes me chuckle. By contrast I want to visit harm on Doug and that effin' emu.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (bFu5X)

178 171 I think he was set up. I think Ace is right that he was set up with bogus dogshit info that he was expected to pass along. I think that's part of why he (Tucker) is pissed. He thinks he's a Big Influential Deal with insider access. It's gotta be a blow for him to learn he's less than a DUFF.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (iFTx/)

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I was assured he was going to the WH because he was influential on the administration, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (p7EWr)

179 Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (gKWVE)

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I don't know what those people have said and I don't care. All you have to do is watch videos of her, listen to her, watch her and see that she lies a lot. And something is seriously off about her.

If you only form opinions about someone based on someone else's views, grow up.

I can see this on my own.

I don't care what Candace says or the others you mentioned. It's pretty obvious with anyone elses commentary.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (aZm/F)

180 All trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (gKWVE)

181 I grew up in the formerly Norwegian-American colony of Bay Ridge in Brooklyn. We ate a lot of mackerel. None of us were Catholic.

Posted by: Nordisk Tidende at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (oftw2)

182 168 It's certainly sobering watching "freedom lovers" celebrating the silencing of Americans.
Posted by: Average Citizen at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (GQ50h)

Mocking is not silencing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (bss/y)

183 The truth is that there is a massive FUD campaign being launched against her for the purpose of dividing Charlie Kirk's coalition, and you're falling for it.
You are allowed to step away from the whole thing and not comment. This is what I generally do. But you should recognize horseshit when you see it, and Ian Carroll and Milo "Nero" Yagarglepenis are absolutely peddlers of horseshit.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM (gKWVE)
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It's also entirely possible to make ones own observations about her actions in the wake of her husband's assassination and come to the conclusion that what she's done is unsavory in your personal opinion, regardless of whatever anyone else has to say about her. Just saying.

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (3BwY8)

184 Anyone who says that they ride at dawn should have someone show up at their house and play Reveille at deafening levels at oh-dark-thirty.

With horses, of courses.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (2ocoG)

185 Why is every third commercial on TV an insurance ad?

Why do they have multiple ad campaigns running at the same time? Can this possibly earn them more money??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (PYyV9)

186 Watched a Tucker podcast online, he tried to sell me toothpaste.

Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (UjdFS)

187 173 I have apparently seen this commercial far more than you have.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (p7EWr)

Probably. I really do not watch broadcast TV.

Does not come up when I search. Just 'canoodle.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (bss/y)

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I don't watch broadcast TV either. It's on a loop on something that we watch regularly.

It's her mispronunciation of cannoli.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (p7EWr)

188 Correction: WITHOUT anyone else's commentary.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (aZm/F)

189 Maybe one day that will change again, but not even Benedict would have raised an army.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (p7EWr)

I'm not taking about direct calls for war, but rather the bending over and spreading cheeks for Islamists and other regimes, and otherwise failing to even be rhetorical defenders of what is supposed to be the One True Church.

Posted by: Moral cowardice is still cowardice at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (TbWk/)

190 It's certainly sobering watching "freedom lovers" celebrating the silencing of Americans.
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Are you going to cry?

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (KMzr2)

191 I had a grade school buddy named Leo and he is to this day still a degenerate.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (M9gjJ)

192 Commercials can show someone eating a burger from McDonald's, but can't show a guy kicking back after a long day and drinking a beer.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

193 177 She's a Waffle House 5, but she's got good taste in canoolees.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:54 PM

Not gonna lie...that commercial makes me chuckle. By contrast I want to visit harm on Doug and that effin' emu.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (bFu5X)

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The one with Doug Junior in school is peak insurance commercial, tho.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (p7EWr)

194 If they come for Tucker, we ride at dawn.

Ooooh, how scary! I'm literally laughing at that stupid sentence. We ride at dawn? So now she's Paul Revere? What a clown show. SMH

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2026 01:00 PM (qBdHI)

195 It's her mispronunciation of cannoli.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (p7EWr)

I figured it had to be cannoli related, but just figured you were doing a retarded bit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:00 PM (bss/y)

196 Trump's post defending Levin, slamming grifters and idiots, clearly referencing that bag of antlers Kelly, and other like her - another nail into woke reich's coffin.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:00 PM (GD0B3)

197 Leave the insurance, take the canoolees.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 01:00 PM (u73oe)

198 All you have to do is watch videos of her, listen to her, watch her and see that she lies a lot.

Who told you she's lying?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 16, 2026 01:00 PM (93YsA)

199 All trolls are Average Joe, who sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 12:58 PM (gKWVE)

Ah....the classics.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:00 PM (Zz0t1)

200 On camels?
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:39 PM

More likely dromedaries.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Or incindiaries.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:01 PM (ndZc7)

201
Why is every third commercial on TV an insurance ad? State Farm, Progressive, Liberty, etc etc....
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The other two seem to be for pharmaceuticals.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:01 PM (XeU6L)

202 Erika Kirk. I don't know what the truth is, but there is something entirely wrong with that bitch.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (aZm/F)
******
There is nothing wrong with her. She is great.
Stop falling for the propaganda.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:01 PM (NpAcC)

203 People keep bringing up the T word, but Treason is very specific and does not apply except during time of war which I need to repeat here we are not at war. War is an official declaration and involves more than air strikes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:01 PM (PYyV9)

204 What I hate is that Tucker takes a very valid point, in that the government does intrude and violate the private lives of Americans

and co-opts that into I say, by talking and cavorting with the governments of foreign countries that are enemies of the United States, why that's exactly the same as the CIA monitoring your Amazon Prime watchlist!

No it's not, you retarded ding a ling

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 01:01 PM (REq0p)

205 I don't know what the truth is, but there is something entirely wrong with that bitch.

Cut back on the Candace Owens.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (PYyV9)

206 I really miss the Geico caveman commercials. They always made me laugh..

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (xT8gx)

207 I really thought ace was gonna lead with the Gay Cardboard Ayatollah revelations.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (erF49)

208 The other two seem to be for pharmaceuticals.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:01 PM (XeU6L)
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I bet we can all do the Jardiance dance and sing the jingle by now.

Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (afFes)

209

Unless you bundle your insurance with Biberty.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Now I want some La-zag-na and canoe-lies

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (QVmho)

210 ******
There is nothing wrong with her. She is great.
Stop falling for the propaganda.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:01 PM (NpAcC)

No, she's child trafficking, having an affair with JD Vance and had her husband killed because he was talking bad about Israel, you see......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

211 Sorry to hear about your troubles, Tucker! I can tell you that from personal experience, this kind of thing usually doesn't end well. Hey! Maybe sometime soon we can meet up and hang out together!

Posted by: William Joyce, AKA 'Lord Haw Haw" at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (Ft5W9)

212 Sounds like Pope Leo isn't for a crusade anytime soon

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (RG3mK)

213 The thing is, Tucker will probably enjoy 20 years in a federal FMIA prison. Send him to one of Bekele's prisons.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (abIsI)

214 Treason is very specific and does not apply except during time of war

Nope. Read the treason clause again. It says nothing about needing a declared war. If it did, you couldn't try someone for aiding a sneak attack.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (93YsA)

215 > The Roman Catholics could use a Reformation.

Vatican III?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (Zr/2T)

216 Why is every third commercial on TV an insurance ad? State Farm, Progressive, Liberty, etc etc....
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The other two seem to be for pharmaceuticals.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:01 PM (XeU6L)

That's only because the personal injury lawyers are hogging all the billboards.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (8DR9B)

217 185 Why is every third commercial on TV an insurance ad?
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Low margins, lots of competition. They need your business...

Posted by: Diabeetus at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (fq8Zx)

218 I really thought ace was gonna lead with the Gay Cardboard Ayatollah revelations.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (erF49)
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Too early on a Monday for Gay Cardboard Ayatollah? Need to ease into GCA. Maybe.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

219 What I hate is that Tucker takes a very valid point, in that the government does intrude and violate the private lives of Americans

He's not wrong but the truth is guys like him are exactly why the CIA exists LOL. They are supposed to check on men who work for foreign countries to undermine the USA.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (PYyV9)

220 I really miss the Geico caveman commercials. They always made me laugh..
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (xT8gx)

But the spin-off TV sitcom sucked caveman balls.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (Zz0t1)

221 Are you going to cry?

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (KMzr2)

No, why would I?

Posted by: Average Citizen at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (GQ50h)

222 No, she's child trafficking, having an affair with JD Vance and had her husband killed because he was talking bad about Israel, you see......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (Zz0t1)

That's a FULL day, laddie!

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (bss/y)

223 >>No, she's child trafficking, having an affair with JD Vance and had her husband killed because he was talking bad about Israel, you see......

You got it all wrong.

Erika Church was born a man. She's the father of JD Vance's next child.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (erF49)

224 I really miss the Geico caveman commercials. They always made me laugh..
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Mr. Mayhem

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (XeU6L)

225 175 Their tranny Superman movies will take years to make, but it's horrible that the war isn't over.
Posted by: Stateless

Actually, that would be a great comedy, but they're too crazy to make it.

Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (Y8DZL)

226 And when the Vatican is a Mosque will be too late

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (RG3mK)

227 The Roman Catholics could use a Reformation.

I thought they got one in the 16th century. Guy's name was Luther, I think.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (8DR9B)

228 Owens, Carlson, and Kelly are all grifting retards. I paid little attention to them, when they were saying things that I agreed with at the time, because they were grifting retards then, too.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (dK+Kv)

229 Tarlson seems torn between his loyalty to the Emirate of Qatar and his loyalty to the Islamic Republic of Iran.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (SnlQk)

230 Kirk not Church. I need more coffee.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (erF49)

231 It does chap my hide that during covid, Carlson was one of my "go-to" commentators... he was all over the covid fraud. Oh well, a broken clock is right twice a day...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (xT8gx)

232 Why is every third commercial on TV an insurance ad?

Because most other companies have figured out that TV advertising costs significantly more than they earn. That's why pharmacy and insurance dominate: they are the ones still buying ad time. Its not like TV networks are seeking out these businesses, that's who is offering ad buys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (PYyV9)

233 Now look at Iran and US scuffles over the past 47 years that resulted in hundreds of American murders.

Tucker needs to be chucked.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 16, 2026 12:39 PM (2GVsD)

Nor did the Japanese seize the U.S. Embassy.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (kBisb)

234
I bet we can all do the Jardiance dance and sing the jingle by now.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (afFes)

"I've got type II diabetes cuz I'm fat as a cow......."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

235 Trump's post defending Levin, slamming grifters and idiots, clearly referencing that bag of antlers Kelly, and other like her - another nail into woke reich's coffin.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:00 PM (GD0B3)
*******
I record Mark's shows on Fox.
He's been terrific. He had VDH on this weekend. His shows have been nothing but spot on common sense.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (NpAcC)

236 Are you going to cry?

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 12:59 PM (KMzr2)

You heartless bastard.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (dK+Kv)

237 Gaston is whipping up the populace into a torch wielding mob.
Posted by: Aetius451AD,

I love that song!
Kill the beast!!!

My second favorite song in that movie

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (GhIJO)

238 Too early on a Monday for Gay Cardboard Ayatollah? Need to ease into GCA. Maybe.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

I'm sure he prefers it that way.....

Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (Sco7b)

239 What I hate is that Tucker takes a very valid point, in that the government does intrude and violate the private lives of Americans

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oh, please, when it suits his fascist ass he is all for it, like when he wants the government to investigate and arrest Levin, Loomer, [insert another Jewsih name here] for annoying his fascist sensibilities by being alive and saying things that displease him

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (GD0B3)

240 >>I record Mark's shows on Fox.
He's been terrific. He had VDH on this weekend. His shows have been nothing but spot on common sense.

But...he's a Joooo!!!

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:06 PM (erF49)

241 The other two seem to be for pharmaceuticals.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:01 PM (XeU6L)
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I bet we can all do the Jardiance dance and sing the jingle by now.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (afFes)

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Naaa.
I'm too busy hitting on the red head with depression and pushing Rexulti.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 16, 2026 01:06 PM (2WIwB)

242 29 So you're supposed to warm a Country when you are gonna attack ? I did not know that...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 12:38 PM (VE6XX)

just like, apparently, you're supposed to surface before you torpedo a boat from a sub.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 16, 2026 01:06 PM (0MjtC)

243 Mr. Mayhem

Best ad campaign since Joe Isuzu

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:06 PM (PYyV9)

244 230 Kirk not Church. I need more coffee.
Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (erF49)

Ha! This reminds me of when the Dutch Translation Group "Oasis" (not the band) translated the Japanese MSX2 game "Xak II" to English, and they translated "Church" as "Kerk".

Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 01:06 PM (wa/yD)

245 The storm, she's about to break.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 16, 2026 01:06 PM (Riz8t)

246 I record Mark's shows on Fox.
He's been terrific. He had VDH on this weekend. His shows have been nothing but spot on common sense.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (NpAcC)

Mark has enough sense to know which way the wind blows.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 01:06 PM (dK+Kv)

247 What idiocy. Though I must admit it's well-packaged. I wonder how much longer he can get away with his facially absurd claims and apologias well-bearded treachery.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 16, 2026 01:06 PM (fZiTB)

248 He's not wrong but the truth is guys like him are exactly why the CIA exists LOL. They are supposed to check on men who work for foreign countries to undermine the USA.

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Yes, though I suspect the CIA may have been pushing the boundaries and spying on Americans who have no literal connection to any foreign entity at all (thus violating the Constitution), because them dirty folks did not get the clot shot

I may be completely wrong though (pretty sure its the NSA doing that)

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 01:07 PM (REq0p)

249 No, why would I?

Posted by: Average Citizen at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (GQ50h)

In case the America bros let you down too hard with their hypocrisy.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:07 PM (KMzr2)

250 Owens, Carlson, and Kelly are all grifting retards. I paid little attention to them, when they were saying things that I agreed with at the time, because they were grifting retards then, too.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (dK+Kv)

They are the poster children for 'pay to say.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

251
I'm always here for you, Ace.
Posted by: Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke at March 16, 2026 12:40 PM (sHfXa)

Ah yes, the man who wanted to be a US Senator because the people of Juarez needed a voice in DC.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 01:07 PM (kBisb)

252 I feel very sorry for Erika Kirk. The way CO is harassing her is unforgivable...

If I were her parents, I'd advise her to step out of public life after such a tragedy. But I understand why she doesn't... her husband was clear that he wanted her to have the reigns if something happened to him

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:07 PM (xT8gx)

253 Oh, we're going to "ride at dawn," are we? What a nasty little child.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 16, 2026 01:07 PM (fZiTB)

254 I record Mark's shows on Fox.
He's been terrific. He had VDH on this weekend. His shows have been nothing but spot on common sense.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (NpAcC)

Trump is doing some spring cleaning! Or Persians calling Chaharshanbe Suri , when they burn all the crap to start their New Year - Nowruz.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (GD0B3)

255 I record Mark's shows on Fox.
He's been terrific. He had VDH on this weekend. His shows have been nothing but spot on common sense.

I saw that last night. Sadly VDH didn't shout out Ace's cruelty.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (2ocoG)

256 "Why is every third commercial on TV an insurance ad?"

Insurance companies are yuge companies with piles of money selling a product that is nearly identical to their competitors'. They can't compete on product, so they have to compete on getting eyeballs through ads.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (iFTx/)

257 Ha! This reminds me of when the Dutch Translation Group "Oasis" (not the band) translated the Japanese MSX2 game "Xak II" to English, and they translated "Church" as "Kerk".
Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 01:06 PM (wa/yD)

"Someone set up us the bomb!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

258 I think Tucker's nicotine pouches contain magic mushrooms.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (NpAcC)

259 I bet we can all do the Jardiance dance and sing the jingle by now.
Posted by: bluebell
.......

Like Elaine Benes

Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (UjdFS)

260 The US doesn't have to do anything to him.

All we have to do is put out proof that yes, he was duped into providing Iran with false information.

And, for the rest of his days, loyalists to the mullahs will hunt him.

PS:
I'm sure Candace envisions her "ride at dawn" to be thundering calvary cut with soaring "Ride of the Valkries" background music.

But I don't know how that's going to help the actual visual of a sole piggy on a tricycle bouncing down a dirt road.
Cause that's how threatening her vow is to the rest of the world.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (HXT0k)

261 We may need some sort of refresher post on Erika Kirk, vis a vis her actions since Charlie's assassination. I personally don't know anywhere near enough to opine on the subsequent actions of all the dopes out there claiming to speak for him, or her.

I do believe there are a LOT of bad actors out there, so some kind of Program for this particular play may we worthy of making....

Posted by: Denny Crane - And If There Are Nude Photos, Well, Who Am I To Stop You? at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (dmDsy)

262 That's only because the personal injury lawyers are hogging all the billboards.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (8DR9B)
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There's one in PA that always cracks me up. The guy's face with a cheesy grin is pasted onto Yoda's body and the billboard says something like "Win, we will. There is no "try."

Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (afFes)

263 166 Since when do people who really don't care what the Pope says, suddenly care what the Pope says? (right or wrong)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (DgMqy)

It's an opportunistic appeal to authority so the progtard, pro-Commie, pro-Islamist, pro-tyranny cockfags can say "see? Even the pope agrees with us!"

Posted by: It's useful propaganda, that's all at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (TbWk/)

264 My second favorite song in that movie

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (GhIJO)

No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston
I'm especially good at expectorating

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (dK+Kv)

265 234 "I've got type II diabetes cuz I'm fat as a cow......."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (Zz0t1)

The irony is that somehow, the dancing hamplanet from the commercial, DOESN'T have diabetes.

Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (wa/yD)

266 Put the same level of scrutiny on the OPINIONS of Carlson that you do for my OPINION of Erika Kirk.

How do you know all this about him? Who told you? Why do you believe them?

I'm indifferent to Carlson. I don't watch Candace, but I've seen enough of Erika's videos to give me the creeps. That's a personal opinion.

You can love her if you want to. Relax.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (aZm/F)

267 oh, please, when it suits his fascist ass he is all for it, like when he wants the government to investigate and arrest Levin, Loomer

*****************

This is what makes me wonder if he's really a useful patsy to invalidate the suspicions that the government is in your underwear reading what brands you favor

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (REq0p)

268 What ultimately happened to Lord Haw Haw?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (bPDZc)

269 Feel free to use that, Cicero. I doubt he has any billboards on the west coast.

Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (afFes)

270 Ptui! 10 points!
Like Gaston!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (4Ntlw)

271 214 Treason is very specific and does not apply except during time of war

Nope. Read the treason clause again. It says nothing about needing a declared war. If it did, you couldn't try someone for aiding a sneak attack.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (93YsA)

Yeah, that didn't hit me as right either.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (dmDsy)

272 163 144 Liberty biberty?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM

Why is every third commercial on TV an insurance ad? State Farm, Progressive, Liberty, etc etc.... The rest are for Jardiance and Biktarvy.... I have a strong nostalgia for the good old days when most TV ads were for Budweiser and Coors....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 12:56 PM (xT8gx)

The ads reflect the expected demographic viewing the show. If you want young people ads, you need to watch young people shows. (laughing!) I see a lot of old people ads too - but all I watch is Varney, Kudlow, and the old movie channels.....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (QGaXH)

273 132 I can't stomach Erika Kirk. I don't know what the truth is, but there is something entirely wrong with that bitch.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (aZm/F)

Wow…this is…wow. And what would be wrong? The part where she lost her husband in front of her child? The fact she is trying to keep his vision alive in honor of him? The fact she is being torn to shreds by kooks in every corner, both known and unknown and learning in real time no one is really trustworthy, it’s all a viper pit? My guess is Charlie protected her from that fact. Help me to understand what exactly the right protocol is under such circumstances, because my Emily Post does not have a section on this. Charlie Kirk’s are not a dime a dozen, no one will fill his shoes. And do not ever underestimate how catty some women are when the one in front of them is prettier. Do not underestimate how some men view pretty women as stupid and silly. Not all, in either one of these cases. But some.

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (OoFl2)

274 Most states require proof of auto insurance in order to drive. All these advertisers want to get people to come in and throw down some money to get a card to show cops. Name recognition counts a lot to get these low info people.

Of course, once they get that card they quit paying. But hey, good for a month or two.

Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (65cLN)

275 220 I really miss the Geico caveman commercials. They always made me laugh..
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:02 PM (xT8gx)

Their elaborate commercials are probably why their premiums took off and why I switched elsewhere over 20 years ago. I remember when GEICO had shitty commercials that looked like they were shot with a VHS camcorder and only showed late at night.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (kBisb)

276 The Old Yeller, Tel Aviv Mark Levin has a face for radio, though he's on TV, and a voice for print, though he's on the radio. Make it make sense!

Posted by: Wanna Buy Some Gold? at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (oftw2)

277 According to Article III, Section 3 of the U.S. Constitution:

Treason consists of levying war against the United States or adhering to its enemies, giving them aid and comfort.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (dmDsy)

278 her husband was clear that he wanted her to have the reigns if something happened to him

That's what Candace's freakout is all about: she wanted her or her husband to take over TPUSA. He was one of the candidates before Mrs Kirk took over. She wants to leverage Kirk's wife out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (PYyV9)

279 Tuqqer's son works in the VP's office, why can't the son be transferring secrets to daddy?

Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (kJmLc)

280 227 The Roman Catholics could use a Reformation.

I thought they got one in the 16th century. Guy's name was Luther, I think.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (8DR9B)

Vandross? Love that guy!

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (bss/y)

281 Treason consists of levying war against the United States or adhering to its enemies, giving them aid and comfort.

See how it says "war" and "enemies" there?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (PYyV9)

282 This is what makes me wonder if he's really a useful patsy to invalidate the suspicions that the government is in your underwear reading what brands you favor
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (REq0p)

wut ??

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

283 Tucker is so smart.

I must listen to him because he's so handsome and smart.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (M9gjJ)

284 This all seems so speculative I find it hard to really know what happened here. Hell, I wouldn't even be surprised if he was a double agent at this point. I'm doubtful there will be a prosecution, and I'm confident I'll never really know the truth. So, situation normal. I preferred when Little Ben was our routine hate object, because it always reminded me of his sister. Here, the only boob is Tucker, which is unsatisfying.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (AUL7F)

285 274 Most states require proof of auto insurance in order to drive. All these advertisers want to get people to come in and throw down some money to get a card to show cops. Name recognition counts a lot to get these low info people.

Of course, once they get that card they quit paying. But hey, good for a month or two.
Posted by: Wally at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (65cLN)

Well…some, anyway. Which is why even now I have uninsured/underinsured motorists coverage.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (kBisb)

286 It's certainly sobering watching "freedom lovers" celebrating the ~~silencing of Americans~~ repudiation of lying grifters and low-lifes.

Posted by: Average Citizen at March 16, 2026 12:57 PM (GQ50h)
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FIFY

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 16, 2026 01:12 PM (5UTWB)

287 Treason consists of levying war against the United States or adhering to its enemies, giving them aid and comfort.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (dmDsy)

So the muslims announcing their support of Hezbolla and Iran need to go?

Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:12 PM (kJmLc)

288 We may need some sort of refresher post on Erika Kirk, vis a vis her actions since Charlie's assassination. I personally don't know anywhere near enough to opine on the subsequent actions of all the dopes out there claiming to speak for him, or her.

All of the accusations that I've seen flow from the 12 year old girl level claim that she didn't break down crying in public so Charlie either isn't dead or she had him killed.

I've been in a similar situation and I also didn't wander around in a public daze weeping. Because shit had to get done. So I'm gonna mock the everloving shit out of that trash.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)

289 wut ??

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MY UNDIES ARE MY OWN BUSINESS

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 01:12 PM (REq0p)

290 My second favorite song in that movie

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 01:05 PM (GhIJO)

No one hits like Gaston
Matches wits like Gaston
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston
I'm especially good at expectorating
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 01:08 PM (dK+Kv)
_______

Nobody takes cheap shots like Gaston!

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

291 you know what, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)

292 Tucker is basically tainting the jury pool for when he gets hauled in front of a grand jury for the shit he's been doing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

293 And there is no way Carlson didn't know that every word he spoke to his "contact" in Iran wasn't fed right to the mullahs.

And the Constitution ends at the border.

There is no "but if you're a reporter/journalist" exception.

It's as stupid as trying to claim "but it was a private conversation!" because you blabbed to the stool pigeon in jail.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 01:13 PM (HXT0k)

294 276 The Old Yeller, Tel Aviv Mark Levin has a face for radio, though he's on TV, and a voice for print, though he's on the radio. Make it make sense!
Posted by: Wanna Buy Some Gold? at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (oftw2)

If you own gold, you will never die. Even if you throw yourself in front of a semi going 70 mph down the Interstate.

Posted by: Gold Bugs and gold investment ads at March 16, 2026 01:13 PM (kBisb)

295 yes, he is preempting, so who leaked to him ???

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)

296 Wait one. I have no brief for or against Tucker but I think the paraphrase of what he is saying misses the point. Every single one of us here is pissed off because the IC spied on Americans and did what Tucker describes here to Trump and many in his orbit. I think we all know that the people who did that have not been pulled out root and branch.

I think it is almost a certainty that the CIA is easing his texts and that no doubt someone in the IC thinks they can break his balls by getting him jammed up legally.

That doesn't make his rhetoric in support or defense of Iran right. Or any of the parts where he dances awful close to raw anti-semitism. But the IC is still filled with terrible people who terrible things.

Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (NlEaG)

297 201 Why is every third commercial on TV an insurance ad? State Farm, Progressive, Liberty, etc etc....
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The other two seem to be for pharmaceuticals.

i'm right here, you know!

Posted by: jb's fantastic finds at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (v3pYe)

298 Treason consists of levying war against the United States or adhering to its enemies, giving them aid and comfort.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (dmDsy)

So the muslims announcing their support of Hezbolla and Iran need to go?

Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:12 PM (kJmLc)

Along with half of Congress and the former POTUS and his white trash family.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (dK+Kv)

299 Pretty sure a regime that sponsors "death to America" chants and dresses up a demon with the American flag counts as an "enemy" even if nobody's declared it one.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (gKWVE)

300 The Roman Catholics could use a Reformation.

I thought they got one in the 16th century. Guy's name was Luther, I think.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 16, 2026 01:04 PM (8DR9B)

Vandross? Love that guy!
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (bss/y)
______

[Gives side-eye]

-- Luther Stickell

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (iFTx/)

301 BTW, isnt Tucker's wife a baroness or heir to the Swanson company? Isn't he worth millions due to that?

That's why i dont get his a whoring ways to every country that rhymes with My Tar

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (REq0p)

302 281 Treason consists of levying war against the United States or adhering to its enemies, giving them aid and comfort.

See how it says "war" and "enemies" there?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (PYyV9)

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1. Or is in there.

2. The Islamic Republic has been an enemy of the United States for nearly 50 years. Just ask them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (p7EWr)

303
Vandross? Love that guy!
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (bss/y)

Big Kentucky Fried Chicken eatin' muthaf*cker.

Posted by: Eddie Murphy at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

304 >>32 I can't stomach Erika Kirk. I don't know what the truth is, but there is something entirely wrong with that bitch.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (aZm/F)
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You don't have to like her to see that what Owens is doing to her is wrong in every way.
Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2026 12:55 PM (afFes)
__
Completely agree with both statements. I just can't shake a very "Tammy Faye Baker" vibe I get from her.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (bNf8H)

305 295 yes, he is preempting, so who leaked to him ???
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)

His son in JD Vance's office?

Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (kJmLc)

306 288 All of the accusations that I've seen flow from the 12 year old girl level claim that she didn't break down crying in public so Charlie either isn't dead or she had him killed.

I've been in a similar situation and I also didn't wander around in a public daze weeping. Because shit had to get done. So I'm gonna mock the everloving shit out of that trash.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)

Anyone raised with "I'LL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!" parents isn't going to cry, even at a family member's death.

I didn't at my mother's funeral, and she wasn't particularly old when she died (still in her 40s).

Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 01:15 PM (wa/yD)

307 One of the most infuriating thing people do about Mrs Kirk is too claim that she's not mourning correctly. From people who have never had a bad time in their entire life beyond having their favorite restaurant close for the day before they could order on Doordash.

I have had every single one of the closest and most beloved people in my life taken away by death and been rejected by my fiancee. I know pain, I know mourning, I know what its like and how you behave.

Those people can go straight to hell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:15 PM (PYyV9)

308 wait till Ackbar's ugly cousin finds out what her "husband" likes to ride at dawn

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:15 PM (GD0B3)

309 See how it says "war" and "enemies" there?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:11 PM (PYyV9)

I do....it says the person accused of treason is levying war...it does NOT say that we have to have DECLARED war anywhere....

What is with all this wish-casting lately about what constitutes treason?

I

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 01:15 PM (dmDsy)

310 you know what, the shortest distance between two points is a straight line
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:13 PM (GD0B3)

*points*

A FLAT EARTHER!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

311 the shortest distance between two points is a straight line
Posted by: runner

Technically it's a "geodesic".

Posted by: Bernhard Riemann at March 16, 2026 01:15 PM (gKWVE)

312 seriously- what happened to this guy

Posted by: Don Black at March 16, 2026 01:16 PM (ZxPkt)

313 The Islamic Republic has been an enemy of the United States for nearly 50 years. Just ask them.

Yes, they have. So has China. But that doesn't necessarily make it treason to aid or comfort them, because legally "enemy" means more than "he hate me"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:16 PM (PYyV9)

314 Theory:

There are so many insurance and pharma commercials because commercials are largely ineffective and don't justify their costs so only the biggest players actually invest in them at the highest of levels.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:16 PM (p7EWr)

315 I wonder how long Tucker's son will be working for JD Vance?

Maybe he does a good job. It's not like Deputy Press Secretary is that big a deal. Perhaps we should not crucify the lad for his father's failings.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:16 PM (ExV1e)

316 Jeebus, maybe the WH is running their own op with Tucker? Who knows.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 16, 2026 01:16 PM (pZ64F)

317 The Old Yeller, Tel Aviv Mark Levin has a face for radio, though he's on TV, and a voice for print, though he's on the radio. Make it make sense!
Posted by: Wanna Buy Some Gold? at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (oftw2)
*****
I prefer him on television. His voice is calmer, but strong and he has a commanding face.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:17 PM (NpAcC)

318 Here, Taylor, read it in full...

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort. No person shall be convicted of treason unless on the testimony of two witnesses to the same overt act, or on confession in open court.

The Congress shall have power to declare the punishment of treason, but no attainder of treason shall work corruption of blood, or forfeiture except during the life of the person attainted.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 01:17 PM (dmDsy)

319 The last thing I'll say about Erika is the idea that her not crying has nothing to do with the reason people don't like her.

You haven't seen enough of her old videos to see that the not-crying part is the least of it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:17 PM (aZm/F)

320 I do....it says the person accused of treason is levying war...it does NOT say that we have to have DECLARED war anywhere

LOL I cannot wage war against the United States government by any acts I take. War is a declared state between two or more nations, which you are involved with, not a personal act.

I and many others are annoyed with people throwing around "treason" without even knowing its legal meaning.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:17 PM (PYyV9)

321 315 I wonder how long Tucker's son will be working for JD Vance?

Maybe he does a good job. It's not like Deputy Press Secretary is that big a deal. Perhaps we should not crucify the lad for his father's failings.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:16 PM (ExV1e)

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All children adhere to their parents ideology.

Also, no children of conservative parents remains conservative because of progressive teachers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:17 PM (p7EWr)

322 Why, exactly? Because he's not a Jew?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:32 PM

Nether are Neil Oliver, Judge Nap or Col McGregor...all mouthing the anti-Jewish lines

Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:17 PM (kJmLc)

323 312 seriously- what happened to this guy
Posted by: Don Black

Riemann died of tuberculosis in Italy

Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 01:17 PM (gKWVE)

324 Taqqiyyah Qatarlssonnh ? Brilliant, you Ewok! So the war criminals IRGC and pervert Persian mullahs fled to Qanada how long ago? Like Arafat asked? Where is the money?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (Lnjzl)

325 Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (aZm/F)

Going out of your way to be vile to a widow in a thread about Tucker's treasonous behavior and you seriously expect us to believe you aren't gargling Tucker and Candace's balls?

Sure thing, buddy.

Posted by: Sjg at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (aqZN1)

326 It's an opportunistic appeal to authority so the progtard, pro-Commie, pro-Islamist, pro-tyranny cockfags can say "see? Even the pope agrees with us!"

Yes. The Noisemakers will continue to make Noise.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (DgMqy)

327 All of the accusations that I've seen flow from the 12 year old girl level claim that she didn't break down crying in public so Charlie either isn't dead or she had him killed.

I've been in a similar situation and I also didn't wander around in a public daze weeping. Because shit had to get done. So I'm gonna mock the everloving shit out of that trash.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)

She actually cried a lot in public the days after his assassination.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

328 273 132 I can't stomach Erika Kirk. I don't know what the truth is, but there is something entirely wrong with that bitch.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (aZm/F)

How dare she lose her husband to assassination.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (kBisb)

329
"Conservative" commentators turning radical left is an old thing.

34 Years ago I was in a small audience that listened to Russell Kirk give a speech about Lord Acton at the inauguration of the namesake Institute. In it he outlined how lunatic the Mr. "Power Corrupts" became Marxist in his dotage.

A prophetic address. He looked delighted giving it and glancing at Fr. Sirico while grinning slyly.

Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (Y8DZL)

330 Here, Taylor, read it in full

I have, many times, which is why it annoys me when people misuse the term. Nothing in the full clause changes the legal meaning.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (PYyV9)

331 @307
" One of the most infuriating thing people do about Mrs Kirk is too claim that she's not mourning correctly.
...
Those people can go straight to hell."

which has been my opinion as well, from day one.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (MIIRH)

332 We found out my dad died when my mom too us to the hospital in the big city to visit him. The bed was empty. While mom was freaking out my and my sister sat in the hall. I started to cry sbd my sister leaned over and hissed "Don't cry - there are people."
I was 6 years old, she was 9.
Ever since then, I would rather mask then cry in public.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 01:19 PM (PHCb/)

333 All children adhere to their parents ideology.

Also, no children of conservative parents remains conservative because of progressive teachers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:17 PM (p7EWr)

Jihadists children do, why not Tucker's son?

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:19 PM (GD0B3)

334 Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene
@FmrRepMTG
If you’re noticing Tucker Carlson being attacked from literally every direction of the political machine. ⁹
It’s because they are terrified of him running for president.
Because he would win and they know it.
And that’s why I’m deeply concerned for my friend Tucker Carlson and his family.
These people are vicious and evil and will attempt to destroy anyone and everyone that reveals the truth.

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With MTG for you, who can be against you?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:19 PM (ndZc7)

335 277 According to Article III, Section 3 of the U.S. Constitution:

Treason consists of levying war against the United States or adhering to its enemies, giving them aid and comfort.

to prove the power of flex tape, we adhered tucker to the mullahs!

Posted by: flex tape at March 16, 2026 01:19 PM (v3pYe)

336 All children adhere to their parents ideology.

Incorrect.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 16, 2026 01:19 PM (Lnjzl)

337
Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying war against them, or in adhering to their enemies, giving them aid and comfort. No person shall be convicted of treason unless on the testimony of two witnesses to the same overt act, or on confession in open court.

Hasn't Iran been in a declared war against the US for decades?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

338 I'm indifferent to Carlson. I don't watch Candace, but I've seen enough of Erika's videos to give me the creeps. That's a personal opinion.

You can love her if you want to. Relax.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:09 PM (aZm/F)
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A lot of people are reflexively white-knighting Erika because her husband was generally agreed upon as a huge asset to our side.

The fact is they don't know shit about her other than she was married to Charlie, and now she's the head of TPUSA evidently on Charlie's wishes.

They're also defensive of her because of the idiots "on the right" attacking her like Cavernous Nostrils. One can have never seen, heard, or read Candy O or anyone like her, independently observe Erika Kirk's public persona in the wake of Charlie's death, and come to the independent conclusion that her public persona is off-putting. Carrying on the legacy of your assassinated husband is one thing. Giving your kids to other people to watch while you go on the talk show circuit while his body is still warm rubs me the wrong way. Deal with it.

Posted by: ballistic at March 16, 2026 01:19 PM (3BwY8)

339 His son in JD Vance's office?
Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:14 PM (kJmLc)
********
Yes. JD says he does a good job.
You would think his dad would STFU and not jeopardize his kid's career.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (NpAcC)

340 First we had Jim Crow 2.0, now we have gulags 2.0?

What happened to Minx 1.0?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (M9gjJ)

341 consist only in levying war"

With a Chevy?

Posted by: man at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (XuXeR)

342 >>seriously- what happened to this guy

He was attacked by Demons in his sleep...or, some shit.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (erF49)

343 It’s because they are terrified of him running for president.

*******************

uhhhhhhhhhh

Honey, maybe lay off the steroid sauce for a day

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (REq0p)

344 Posted by: Sjg at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (aqZN1)

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For Heaven's sake, calm down.

If having to like everyone was a prerequisite for posting here, there wouldn't be a blog.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (aZm/F)

345 I will err on the side of caution and question Cucker's son's employment at the highest level of government. Especially from what I heard/read about him.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (GD0B3)

346 319 The last thing I'll say about Erika is the idea that her not crying has nothing to do with the reason people don't like her.

You haven't seen enough of her old videos to see that the not-crying part is the least of it.
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:17 PM (aZm/F)

So how much money is Candace Owens or Tucker Carlson (or both) paying you?

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (kBisb)

347 Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (erF49)

Bad boy bad boy
Watcha gonna do
Watcha gonna do when the zutts come in you

Posted by: gKWVE at March 16, 2026 01:21 PM (gKWVE)

348 "Conservative" commentators turning radical left is an old thing

Yeah a bunch flipped after Bush left office, it was sad to watch. Especially the women are sketchy.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:21 PM (PYyV9)

349 Reminder:
Insurance companies don't make money off of premiums collected, they make money off of investing those premiums.

So a $10 million ad campaign is a business expense against their taxes.
And even if it only gains $3 million in new premiums, it's worth it.
That's not a $7 million loss, it's $10 million in reduced taxes and $3 million in increased revenue; net $13 million.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 01:21 PM (HXT0k)

350 i think joos control the most powerful nations on earth but can't kill their loudest critics

Posted by: UA113 at March 16, 2026 01:21 PM (cz34i)

351 Yes, they have. So has China. But that doesn't necessarily make it treason to aid or comfort them, because legally "enemy" means more than "he hate me"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:16 PM (PYyV9)

Which only underlines the stupidity of transferring manufacturing to China, yet it goes on.

Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:21 PM (kJmLc)

352 Oh vmom, how awful. I'm so sorry. That must have been absolutely devastating.

Posted by: bluebell at March 16, 2026 01:21 PM (afFes)

353 I wonder if he didn’t mention that whole thing about being prosecuted to protect himself from the Iranian regime. If he was used, they have to wonder if he was deliberately feeding them misinformation or if he really is “their guy.” my gut tells me Tucker feels like his life may be in a little bit of jeopardy, or at least his funding streams.

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at March 16, 2026 01:22 PM (sJdzi)

354 Riemann died of tuberculosis in Italy
Posted by: gKWVE
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True? Or merely hypothesis?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:22 PM (XeU6L)

355 Everyone deals with grief in a different way. Not crying after your husband is murdered in cold blood says absolutely nothing about your level of grief...

It always irks me on true crime TV shows when the police detective assumes the spouse is guilty because they're not "acting sad"... maybe they're guilty and maybe they're not, but the way they're acting says absolutely nothing.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:22 PM (xT8gx)

356 The Old Yeller, Tel Aviv Mark Levin has a face for radio, though he's on TV, and a voice for print, though he's on the radio. Make it make sense!

Posted by: Wanna Buy Some Gold? at March 16, 2026 01:10 PM (oftw2)

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[Gateway Pundit:] "JUST IN: Trump Heaps Praise on Ex Never-Trumper Mark Levin and Slams His Critics After Megyn Kelly Calls Him 'Microp*nis Mark' – 'Those that Speak Ill of Mark Will Quickly Fall by the Wayside… THEY ARE NOT MAGA'"

[Trump post:] https://is.gd/T5xvTC

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 01:22 PM (EFFJl)

357 to prove the power of flex tape, we adhered tucker to the mullahs!
Posted by: flex tape

Man, what can't that stuff do??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:22 PM (PYyV9)

358 >>Really sad to see Ace turn into an unhinged Zionist.

Well, your Mom only likes them cut.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:23 PM (erF49)

359 Tucker Carlson is the Jesse Jackson of our era. Clinging on to build a coalition of miscreants. Wiping the blood of MLK on him to say "Look I was there!" except it's Charlie Kirk this time. Candace Owens is doing the same thing.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 16, 2026 01:23 PM (IifOV)

360 (cz34i)

pakistan calling

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:23 PM (GD0B3)

361 You would think his dad would STFU and not jeopardize his kid's career.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (NpAcC)

Maybe, or maybe the plan was to augment the father's reach?

Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:23 PM (kJmLc)

362 I have had every single one of the closest and most beloved people in my life taken away by death and been rejected by my fiancee. I know pain, I know mourning, I know what its like and how you behave.

Those people can go straight to hell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:15 PM (PYyV9)

What does it mean to mourn correctly, anyway? I have never understood that.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 01:23 PM (kBisb)

363 So how much money is Candace Owens or Tucker Carlson (or both) paying you?
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (kBisb)

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Laughing out loud. Not enough.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:23 PM (aZm/F)

364 It always irks me on true crime TV shows when the police detective assumes the spouse is guilty because they're not "acting sad"... maybe they're guilty and maybe they're not, but the way they're acting says absolutely nothing.

Yeah I love it when a writer has a cop say "people react in a lot of different ways, that doesn't mean anything." Also I love it when a cop admits that coincidences happen all the time and aren't meaningful either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:24 PM (PYyV9)

365 Posted by: UA113 at March 16, 2026 01:21 PM (cz34i)

Hooz bish dis iz?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:24 PM (Zz0t1)

366
Will the Gulags have Wi-fi?

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 16, 2026 01:24 PM (IifOV)

367 to prove the power of flex tape, we adhered tucker to the mullahs!
Posted by: flex tape

Man, what can't that stuff do??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Watch me fix this Navy ship!

Posted by: Ayatollah Abdullah at March 16, 2026 01:24 PM (UjdFS)

368 Time to buy a barrel of Acme Troll-B-Gone

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 16, 2026 01:24 PM (8AONa)

369 @Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:23 PM (aZm/F)

She is fine, I've seen videos of her before her husband's assassination. Very impressive in her own right.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:25 PM (GD0B3)

370 >>to prove the power of flex tape, we adhered tucker to the mullahs!
Posted by: flex tape

We sawed Kharg Island in Half!

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:25 PM (erF49)

371 330 Here, Taylor, read it in full

I have, many times, which is why it annoys me when people misuse the term. Nothing in the full clause changes the legal meaning.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:18 PM (PYyV9)

Pedantic argument.

The Constitution says clearly that when an individual wages war on America, he is guilty of treason. That kind of implies the Founders believed that a single person could, indeed, "wage war".

Oh, but since you say an individual can't wage war on a country, then everything's fine, and hell, that clause ought to just be scribbled out. That about sum up your point?

What the fuck are you smoking, man?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 01:25 PM (dmDsy)

372 What Candace Owens has done to Erika Kirk is pure evil. Karma can't come soon enough to Cavernous Nostrils.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:26 PM (NpAcC)

373 Thank you bluebell. It was the beginning of the harrowing of our family.
I am finally working through some of that in therapy as an adult.
And by God's grace, despite our trials, we all truly loved each other.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 01:26 PM (lS/WZ)

374 Tuqqer's son works in the VP's office, why can't the son be transferring secrets to daddy?

1. Maybe he is.
2. Maybe he isn't privy to secrets.
3. Maybe he's loyal to his boss.

Not every child follows in the footsteps of the parent.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:26 PM (ExV1e)

375 So how much money is Candace Owens or Tucker Carlson (or both) paying you?

I think people can dislike or be distrustful of Mrs Kirk without having to be a stooge or a puppet. Its unfair of me but she reminds me of a televangelist's wife, not that Charlie was anything like those scum. Doesn't mean she's a bad person or is untrustworthy, its just the "vibe" as the kids say with the flashy shows and makeup and clothes.

But the stuff Candace is going on about is not just low its actionable and insane.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:26 PM (PYyV9)

376 If having to like everyone was a prerequisite for posting here, there wouldn't be a blog.
Posted by: Seems Legit
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[recollects 'The Merry Minuet']

They're rioting in Africa
They're starving in Spain
There's hurricanes in Florida
And Texas needs rain

The whole world is festering
With unhappy souls
The French hate the Germans
The Germans hate the Poles

Italians hate Yugoslavs
South Africans hate the Dutch
And I don't like
Anybody very much

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:26 PM (XeU6L)

377 355 Everyone deals with grief in a different way. Not crying after your husband is murdered in cold blood says absolutely nothing about your level of grief...

It always irks me on true crime TV shows when the police detective assumes the spouse is guilty because they're not "acting sad"... maybe they're guilty and maybe they're not, but the way they're acting says absolutely nothing.
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:22 PM (xT8gx)

The inverse can be true too - "she was crying so much it seemed like a performance." If they have it in their heads that you're guilty, anything and everything you do is now evidence of that guilt.

Posted by: It's part of the training at March 16, 2026 01:26 PM (TbWk/)

378 320 I do....it says the person accused of treason is levying war...it does NOT say that we have to have DECLARED war anywhere

LOL I cannot wage war against the United States government by any acts I take. War is a declared state between two or more nations, which you are involved with, not a personal act.

what if i'm a sovereign citizen?

*shifty eyes*

asking for a friend

Posted by: anachronda at March 16, 2026 01:26 PM (v3pYe)

379 So how much money is Candace Owens or Tucker Carlson (or both) paying you?

My lifetime has spanned (barely) “Paul is dead!” through the Priory of Sion and into “Fire doesn’t melt steel.” Many, many people don’t need to be paid to dig deeply into conspiracy theories, and will in fact spend much of their own time and money taking part in the frenzy around the theory.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 16, 2026 01:27 PM (W/QOq)

380 The Constitution says clearly that when an individual wages war on America, he is guilty of treason. That kind of implies the Founders believed that a single person could, indeed, "wage war".

No, you are inferring that. It doesn't imply anything other than someone who goes to war against the USA is guilty of treason.

Seriously, what would "war against the USA" by a single person look like? How would that be distinct from just protest, or crime? Does he drive a tank into a base and start shooting it? What does this one-man war consist of? Its irrational.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:27 PM (PYyV9)

381 The treason statute is oddly worded but generally prohibits two separate things:

1. "levies war against [the United States]" (ie., goes to war against the USA, whatever that means)

OR

2. "adheres to [United States] enemies, giving them aid and comfort within the United States or elsewhere"

The statue doesn't require a formal declaration of war, although it would be easier to determine who the "enemies" are if there was such a declaration.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:27 PM (iFTx/)

382 And I don't like
Anybody very much
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:26 PM (XeU6L)

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heh

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:27 PM (aZm/F)

383 350 i think joos control the most powerful nations on earth but can't kill their loudest critics
Posted by: UA113 at March 16, 2026 01:21 PM (cz34i)

You all do recognize the sarcasm here?

Or is it irony? Juxtaposition?

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:27 PM (bss/y)

384
No offense to the mackerel-snappers around here but with the exception of JP2 and PB16, y'all's popes kinda suck ass.
Posted by: Feckless syncretists in pointy hats at March 16, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)

Richard Condon's novel "A Trembling Upon Rome" made me kind of appreciate the anti-pope John XXIII. General, Pirate, Lawyer... I'll leave it to you to decide which role made him more amoral.

When he was tried at the Council of Konstance, he's answer every charge with a dismissive "I've done worse than that". After about 20 times the prosecutor finally blurted out "well, what's the worst thing you HAVE done?"

"I allowed myself to be brought here"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 16, 2026 01:28 PM (y9nCu)

385 what if i'm a sovereign citizen?

Then you can ignore traffic tickets and mouth off to judges!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:28 PM (PYyV9)

386 A new negotiation strategy.

https://is.gd/YXIrUt

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)

387 And I don't like
Anybody very much
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:26 PM (XeU6L)

Kingston Trio. This is how you know Mike Hammer is a man of refinement and distinction.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:28 PM (bss/y)

388 383
You all do recognize the sarcasm here?

Or is it irony? Juxtaposition?

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:27 PM (bss/y)

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That's not his original post.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:28 PM (p7EWr)

389 CBC....Japan and Australia won't assist in the Strait of Hormuz.

I hope they suffer.

Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)

390 318 " no attainder of treason shall work corruption of blood, or forfeiture except during the life of the person attainted"

I don't understand what that means.....?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (QGaXH)

391 By virtue of her unfortunate circumstance, Erika Kirk carried a ton of moral weight.

She had to be destroyed, and the only way to do that in this day and age is by "her own side" (lol) because everyone knows leftards are hate-filled fags.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (KMzr2)

392 Kingston Trio. This is how you know Mike Hammer is a man of refinement and distinction.

Kingston Trio? I thought it was Big Gay Al!

Posted by: Phil Connors at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (W/QOq)

393 The statue doesn't require a formal declaration of war, although it would be easier to determine who the "enemies" are if there was such a declaration.

I think it comes down to what "enemy" means. It cannot just be people who don't like the USA, for instance. I would argue that it has a very specific meaning as suggested in the first clause: enemies we are at war with.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (PYyV9)

394 334 Former Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene
@FmrRepMTG
If you’re noticing Tucker Carlson being attacked from literally every direction of the political machine. ⁹
It’s because they are terrified of him running for president.
Because he would win and they know it.
And that’s why I’m deeply concerned for my friend Tucker Carlson and his family.
These people are vicious and evil and will attempt to destroy anyone and everyone that reveals the truth.

-
With MTG for you, who can be against you?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:19 PM (ndZc7)

You know who else was gonna run for preznit and totally crush the opposition?

Michelle avenetti.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (fsX9w)

395 That's not his original post.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:28 PM (p7EWr)

Ah ha!

So Joooos DO control the narrative! *runs around head on fire yelling 'THATS REALLY FUCKING HOT!'*

*falls out window*

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (bss/y)

396 You are not a journalist if you are constantly spewing hate and division. You're a paid shill.

I'm just asking questions... *furrowed brow*

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (M9gjJ)

397 I said this a lot regarding the Left's insistence on no rules, or at least no rules but their rules, and how they would not like the "no rules" thing if applied differently. Well, I would say the same in regards to international affairs. We have apparently decided there are no rules in our dealings with other countries. OK, but don't be surprised if no rules has some unpleasant outcomes here at home.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (QaH55)

398 Kingston Trio. This is how you know Mike Hammer is a man of refinement and distinction.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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And probably over 29.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (XeU6L)

399 i think joos control the most powerful nations on earth but can't kill their loudest critics

Posted by: UA113 at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (cz34i)

400 Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:20 PM (aZm/F)

"I really despise this widow that happens to be the target of two grifting traitors to our country, and conveniently raising my grievances with her to distract from Tucker being a literal agent of Iran, but I'm totally not getting spit roasted by Candace and Tucker while I'm typing this guys. Ya gotta believe me!"

Posted by: Sjg at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (aqZN1)

401 In case the America bros let you down too hard with their hypocrisy.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:07 PM (KMzr2)

lol.

I'm too old to be "let down" by anyone.

Posted by: Average Citizen at March 16, 2026 01:31 PM (GQ50h)

402 389 CBC....Japan and Australia won't assist in the Strait of Hormuz.

I hope they suffer.

Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)

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More than 80% of the oil that flows out of the Strait goes to China and India.

Every barrel can move in different ways. UAE has a pipeline that normally does 800,000 barrels a day and is now doing 7,000,000 per day. Traffic has been redirected around Saudi Arabia to avoid the Persian Gulf altogether.

And the current prices are making operations extremely profitable for American shale oil, which will ramp up production and drive prices down.

Also, Qatar's promised $150 a barrel is dead. I can't seem to get past $100 now except on weekend trading.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:31 PM (p7EWr)

403 I don't understand what that means

Attainder means you hold someone responsible for what their parents or other close persons did, but they are not guilty of. It was used by kings to imprison someone who's ancestors were enemies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:31 PM (PYyV9)

404 This just in: if the patriot act wasn’t reading emails he would complain about shunning.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 16, 2026 01:31 PM (Lnjzl)

405 346 So how much money is Candace Owens or Tucker Carlson (or both) paying you?

forty-two!

Posted by: deep thought at March 16, 2026 01:31 PM (v3pYe)

406 Ever since then, I would rather mask then cry in public.
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at

Oh this is awful, I am so sorry. This is another reminder of traumatic events that happen as a child aren’t just “gotten over” through children being “resilient”.

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 01:31 PM (OoFl2)

407 No doubt we lost a lot when Charlie was killed; he would have been an impressive President.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:31 PM (aZm/F)

408 7 The Sheikh, he drove his Cadillac.
He went a-cruising down the ville.
The Muezzin was a-standing on the radiator grille ...
Then they all got smoked by a MOAB
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 12:33 PM (iFTx/)

I just love songs with a happy ending.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at March 16, 2026 01:32 PM (I9a5Z)

409 It’s because they are terrified of him running for president.
Because he would win and they know it.
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One of us is delusional.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:32 PM (XeU6L)

410 So Joooos DO control the narrative! *runs around head on fire yelling 'THATS REALLY FUCKING HOT!'*

*falls out window*

Another tragic victim of the pernicious Hebrew

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:32 PM (PYyV9)

411 Well, I knew it had nothing to do with quality.

https://is.gd/oH3ejA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:32 PM (ndZc7)

412 It’s because they are terrified of him running for president.
Because he would win and they know it.
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Oh dear Lord please shut the fuck up

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:32 PM (KMzr2)

413 Why the f*ck would I vote for Qatarlson for President?

That's almost as stupid as taking Stephen A. Smith seriously as a Presidential candidate.

FFS, we're a stupid society.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

414
The CIA is going to refer him for criminal charges, he says. Can the CIA actually do that? Have they ever done that?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 16, 2026 01:33 PM (azNOR)

415 " no attainder of treason shall work corruption of blood, or forfeiture except during the life of the person attainted"

I don't understand what that means.....?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (QGaXH)
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It means that forfeiture of assets for treason can only extend to the guy convicted of treason. In England at the time, not only did the treasoner forfeit his assets, but his (innocent) offspring did as well. That's the "corruption of blood" concept: sins of the father corrupt the sons too.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

416 CBC....Japan and Australia won't assist in the Strait of Hormuz.

I hope they suffer.
Posted by: Stateless
......

Besides the vegemite and raw squid?

Posted by: wth at March 16, 2026 01:33 PM (UjdFS)

417 It’s INTERNATIONAL PANDA DAY!!!

Wish I'd seen this before going to Chick-fil-a.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 16, 2026 01:33 PM (uCWuL)

418 Tuckunder Carlson*

Posted by: Sarge at March 16, 2026 01:33 PM (ibIN8)

419
(cz34i)
another lonely, worthless, low IQ antisemite, who insists on xherself

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:33 PM (GD0B3)

420 412 It’s because they are terrified of him running for president.
Because he would win and they know it.
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Oh dear Lord please shut the fuck up
Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026

Milo is, or was, her social media director. It’s all so shockingly incestuous in that world, you know?

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 01:34 PM (OoFl2)

421 One way an individual could levy war against the US would be to join a foreign military (like Iran's) and fight against our forces. That would definitely be waging war against the US, as an individual

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:34 PM (xT8gx)

422 398 Kingston Trio. This is how you know Mike Hammer is a man of refinement and distinction.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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And probably over 29.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM

____
And he doesn't give a damn about a Greenback dollar...

Posted by: Tom Dooley at March 16, 2026 01:34 PM (2Ez/1)

423 A new negotiation strategy.

https://is.gd/YXIrUt
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:28 PM (ndZc7)

The old ways are best.

https://youtu.be/06piNt__2JM

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:34 PM (ExV1e)

424 Another tragic victim of the pernicious Hebrew
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:32 PM (PYyV9)

Hah!

CBD should add that to his nic.

CharlieBrown'sDildo, Pernicious Hebrew.

I like it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:34 PM (bss/y)

425 I would not at all be surprised if Tucker did run in 2028 to be a spoiler against Vance.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:34 PM (PYyV9)

426 I didn't post that, Ace changed my original post (which can be still be found in post 358..gotta be quicker with the edits Ace!).

My original post/point remains, Ace's rantings are indistinguishable from Mark Levin.
Posted by: UA113 at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (cz34i)

Wait a sec.... are you accusing ace of editing your post?

Magic 8 Ball says: Unlikely

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 01:34 PM (dmDsy)

427 The CIA is going to refer him for criminal charges, he says. Can the CIA actually do that? Have they ever done that?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
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No.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 16, 2026 01:34 PM (XeU6L)

428 Well, I knew it had nothing to do with quality.

https://is.gd/oH3ejA
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:32 PM (ndZc7)

Oh, NOW they change the rules.......

Posted by: Shaq in Kazaam! at March 16, 2026 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

429 "I really despise this widow that happens to be the target of two grifting traitors to our country, and conveniently raising my grievances with her to distract from Tucker being a literal agent of Iran, but I'm totally not getting spit roasted by Candace and Tucker while I'm typing this guys. Ya gotta believe me!"
Posted by: Sjg at March 16, 2026 01:30 PM (aqZN1)

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I'm not new here. After 100 comments just about any topic pops up. It's okay, you're safe. If I were being paid, my comments would be so much better than the slop I write. This place makes me laugh. And now for more reasons than Ace and the regular commentators' humor.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:35 PM (aZm/F)

430 " no attainder of treason shall work corruption of blood, or forfeiture except during the life of the person attainted"

I don't understand what that means.....?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (QGaXH)

---------------

"I believe that "attainted" is what they used to call sunburned assholes back in the day."

/obligatory Josh Brolin

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 01:35 PM (4jCKV)

431 This is another reminder of traumatic events that happen as a child aren’t just “gotten over” through children being “resilient”.
Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 01:31 PM (OoFl2)

Ah yes. That cavalier and dismissive attitude about kids going through rotten shit makes me want to start throat-punching people.

Posted by: Oh SPARE ME the waterworks, kid! at March 16, 2026 01:35 PM (TbWk/)

432 To be clear, freedom for all, and commies don't have rights, is not a contradiction.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:35 PM (KMzr2)

433 CBC....Japan and Australia won't assist in the Strait of Hormuz.

I hope they suffer.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)

Not sure that Japan can assist - legally.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:35 PM (ExV1e)

434 I'm wondering if Rubio will run in the primary against Vance?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:36 PM (aZm/F)

435 I went down to the Excuse Store and they're completely sold out of "Yes But" now that so many people are being confronted with the prior position on Iran.

LOL all these "conservatives" who suddenly need an excuse.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 01:36 PM (HXT0k)

436 i think joos control the most powerful nations on earth but can't kill their loudest critics

Posted by: UA113 at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (cz34i)

437 Too early on a Monday for Gay Cardboard Ayatollah? Need to ease into GCA. Maybe.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:03 PM (iFTx/)

Thank you. I don't have a source but some talking head said the Saudis also prepared for this. US oil production being ramped up would be great.

Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (Sco7b)

438 "I believe that "attainted" is what they used to call sunburned assholes back in the day."

YoOu should add that to the Urban Dictionary

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (PYyV9)

439 Cucker could even finish school, or hold a job without his daddy's influence, and...he is going to run for President of the USA ? on what ticket, Looser Party ? he and MTG will ride at dawn!

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (GD0B3)

440 Susan Wiles has breast cancer:

POTUS:
“Susie Wiles is an incredible Chief of Staff, a great person, and one of the strongest people I know but, unfortunately, she has been diagnosed with early stage breast cancer, and has decided to take on this challenge, IMMEDIATELY, as opposed to waiting.”

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (dE3DB)

441 >>I would not at all be surprised if Tucker did run in 2028 to be a spoiler against Vance.

Vance will be trailing well behind Rubio when the 2028 season kicks off.

Posted by: garrett at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (erF49)

442
It’s because they are terrified of him running for president.
Because he would win and they know it.

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Even if he didn't have the tremendous baggage of years and years of shameless grifting behind him, Tucker Carlson would be unelectable.

He is simply too viscerally off-putting and unpleasant. He's extremely grating and sanctimonious, and the cackle is... something else.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice, Sorceror at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (BI5O2)

443 You are not free to use your freedom to subvert and destroy your nation, and all of its concurrent rights for everyone else, from within. Period.

Might not be enumerated in the Constitution but it's definitely in one of the penumbras.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (KMzr2)

444 FFS, we're a stupid society.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

I am not taking credit for MTG.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (dK+Kv)

445 Has the CIA ever pulled out a badge or issued a warrant?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (M9gjJ)

446 Susan Wiles - President Trump's Chief of Staff extraordinaire has been diagnosed with cancer.

https://tinyurl.com/2sd6nzhc

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (N39Ws)

447 433 CBC....Japan and Australia won't assist in the Strait of Hormuz.

I hope they suffer.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)

Not sure that Japan can assist - legally.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:35 PM (ExV1e)

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The way people are talking about the Strait, it's like 50% of all worldwide oil comes out of it and there's no infrastructure to move it any other way.

Which is all false.

It might be 20%, the vast majority goes to China (imagine China suddenly needing to buy American shale oil just to keep the lights on), and there are pipelines all over the ME because...everyone in the ME hates Iran and have been building contingencies for decades.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (p7EWr)

448 Attainder means you hold someone responsible for what their parents or other close persons did, but they are not guilty of. It was used by kings to imprison someone who's ancestors were enemies.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:31 PM (PYyV9)

What about Tucker Carlson's son? Shouldn't we agitate to have him fire based purely on his relationship with someone we don't like?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (ExV1e)

449
the shortest distance between two points is a straight line
Posted by: runner
=======
Technically it's a "geodesic".
Posted by: Bernhard Riemann

Look at all y'all with your spherical trig COS/TAN/SIN privledges.

*no math*

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (QVmho)

450 It means that forfeiture of assets for treason can only extend to the guy convicted of treason. In England at the time, not only did the treasoner forfeit his assets, but his (innocent) offspring did as well. That's the "corruption of blood" concept: sins of the father corrupt the sons too.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

The Warhammer 40K approach.

Posted by: The Tribunals have about a 120 year backlog so... at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (TbWk/)

451 Not sure that Japan can assist - legally.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:35 PM (ExV1e)

Actually, great point.

I don't have to boycott Japanese schoolgirl horror movies. Crisis averted.

Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (Sco7b)

452 Thank you. I don't have a source but some talking head said the Saudis also prepared for this.

They built a pipeline across their country from north of the strait just in case this stupid crap happened. Opened this year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (PYyV9)

453 After being one million percent wrong 60 billion times in a row, including about Trump when others were not, now the Left are gonna forever claim another Trump is just around the corner.

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (KMzr2)

454 315 I wonder how long Tucker's son will be working for JD Vance?

This is not good news at all for Vance. It will be interesting to see how he finesses himself out of it.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (fZiTB)

455 CBC....Japan and Australia won't assist in the Strait of Hormuz.

I hope they suffer.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)

Not sure that Japan can assist - legally.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:35 PM (ExV1e)
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Their constitution severely restricts military action against countries they are not formally at war with. So they are kinda caught in a bind. Unless Godzilla shows up in the Strait, I assume they'll stay out militarily.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

456 452 Thank you. I don't have a source but some talking head said the Saudis also prepared for this.

They built a pipeline across their country from north of the strait just in case this stupid crap happened. Opened this year.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (PYyV9)

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And is currently running at 11x its February traffic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (p7EWr)

457 I saw Pernicious Hebrews open for the Klezmatics at the Palace in '14.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (Qa8VA)

458 Also, Qatar's promised $150 a barrel is dead. I can't seem to get past $100 now except on weekend trading.

Hey man, it's been a tough couple of weeks, all those up and downs! Just relax, buddy, we got you covered, Oily!

Posted by: Trump Admins War Policies at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (dmDsy)

459 Kingston Trio. This is how you know Mike Hammer is a man of refinement and distinction.
Posted by: Aetius451AD, Papist Stooge at March 16, 2026 01:28 PM (bss/y)

What about wealth and taste?

Posted by: How long's be been around? at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (TbWk/)

460 I'm wondering if Rubio will run in the primary against Vance?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:36 PM (aZm/F)

He has previously stated that he would not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:40 PM (ExV1e)

461 The way people are talking about the Strait, it's like 50% of all worldwide oil comes out of it and there's no infrastructure to move it any other way.

Which is all false.

It might be 20%, the vast majority goes to China (imagine China suddenly needing to buy American shale oil just to keep the lights on), and there are pipelines all over the ME because...everyone in the ME hates Iran and have been building contingencies for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (p7EWr)

On the Sunday morning shows yesterday, the obsessing about the Strait and oil prices was... I'll just say excessive. Almost like those talking heads were wishcasting for a catastrophe with which to blame Trump

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:40 PM (xT8gx)

462 I am not taking credit for MTG

I am such a dork I see that and think Magic the Gathering

Vance will be trailing well behind Rubio when the 2028 season kicks off.

I hope not but I think you are probably correct. Rubio would be Bush III

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:40 PM (PYyV9)

463 "Tucker is a despicable asshole. He's just like Trump!!"

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:40 PM (KMzr2)

464 I thought the USA had plenty of oil (when tapped)? Did Biden pass some bullshit deal to prevent fracking or opening up government land to get it?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:41 PM (aZm/F)

465 You are not free to use your freedom to subvert and destroy your nation, and all of its concurrent rights for everyone else, from within. Period.

Absolutely, I agree. Its just a different crime than treason, in my opinion. Possibly covered under the Sedition laws.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:41 PM (PYyV9)

466 458 Also, Qatar's promised $150 a barrel is dead. I can't seem to get past $100 now except on weekend trading.

Hey man, it's been a tough couple of weeks, all those up and downs! Just relax, buddy, we got you covered, Oily!

Posted by: Trump Admins War Policies at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (dmDsy)

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American shale oil is immensely profitable at $90 per barrel.

The peak was more than a week ago (during weekend trading) when it got to about $125 a barrel.

Hell, ships have gone through the strait without turning off their transponders while Iran promises not to hit the 80% of traffic that goes to India or China.

The strait is effectively a non-story at this point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:41 PM (p7EWr)

467 What about wealth and taste?

Posted by: How long's be been around? at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (TbWk/)

Please allow him to introduce himself.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 16, 2026 01:41 PM (dK+Kv)

468 453 After being one million percent wrong 60 billion times in a row, including about Trump when others were not, now the Left are gonna forever claim another Trump is just around the corner.
Posted by: ...

I hope they're right about that!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 01:41 PM (Dv3i1)

469 The way people are talking about the Strait, it's like 50% of all worldwide oil comes out of it and there's no infrastructure to move it any other way.

Which is all false.

It might be 20%, the vast majority goes to China (imagine China suddenly needing to buy American shale oil just to keep the lights on), and there are pipelines all over the ME because...everyone in the ME hates Iran and have been building contingencies for decades.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (p7EWr)
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Is it even 20%? I thought it was much lower, maybe around 5%. Hard to get accurate info now that the whole thing has become politicized.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:41 PM (iFTx/)

470 460 I'm wondering if Rubio will run in the primary against Vance?
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:36 PM (aZm/F)

He has previously stated that he would not.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:40 PM (ExV1e)

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Thank you, I had not heard him say it.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (aZm/F)

471 Speaking of rocket surgeons . . .

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
Joy Reid: America is a Christian form of Iran & women may have be better off there

https://is.gd/4Fn1iq

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (ndZc7)

472 What about Tucker Carlson's son? Shouldn't we agitate to have him fire based purely on his relationship with someone we don't like?

I think that guilt by association is so easy to smear people with and mistrust over is the reason attainder is covered several times in the Constitution.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (PYyV9)

473 Susan Wiles - President Trump's Chief of Staff extraordinaire has been diagnosed with cancer.

https://tinyurl.com/2sd6nzhc
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (N39Ws)

Hopefully, she didn't get the 'vaccine.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

474 MTG is a lowlife worthless scum. Her place is a mud pit and a donkey show in Tijuana.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (GD0B3)

475 464 I thought the USA had plenty of oil (when tapped)? Did Biden pass some bullshit deal to prevent fracking or opening up government land to get it?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:41 PM (aZm/F)

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He limited shale exploration, but I don't think there was actually any draw back on existing.

It's just, when oil is at $60 a barrel, it's not that profitable, especially to open new sites.

Besides, it's been more than a year of Trump's admin pretty much saying, "drill baby drill."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:43 PM (p7EWr)

476 Can you run for US president while you are Potentate of Cuba?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 01:43 PM (Dv3i1)

477 Y'all lay off Megyn Kelly. Smoking hot women are allowed leniency in the arena of ideas. That's just life. We all know it.

Posted by: Brisco County Sr at March 16, 2026 01:43 PM (A/tlT)

478 The strait is effectively a non-story at this point.

Leftists: Iran is strategically brilliant by trying to close down the strait!!!

Also Leftists: Iran is strategically brilliant by opening up the strait!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:43 PM (PYyV9)

479 @EndWokeness
Joy Reid: America is a Christian form of Iran & women may have be better off there

https://is.gd/4Fn1iq
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (ndZc7)

Everything that c*nt said is bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)

480 Thank you Elric and Christopher for explaining that for me.

ShainS, on the other hand....LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 16, 2026 01:43 PM (QGaXH)

481 Hope you guess my name.

Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (M9gjJ)

482 i think joos control the most powerful nations on earth but can't kill their loudest critics

Posted by: UA113 at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (cz34i)

483 469
Is it even 20%? I thought it was much lower, maybe around 5%. Hard to get accurate info now that the whole thing has become politicized.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:41 PM (iFTx/)

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A quick search told me 20%.

I'm open to that search result being wrong. It felt high to me.

But, still, UAE and Oman both build pipelines because of Iran.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (p7EWr)

484 474 MTG is a lowlife worthless scum. Her place is a mud pit and a donkey show in Tijuana.
Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (GD0B3)

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See, it's okay to not like people on this blog.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (aZm/F)

485 473 Susan Wiles - President Trump's Chief of Staff extraordinaire has been diagnosed with cancer.

https://tinyurl.com/2sd6nzhc
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2026 01:37 PM (N39Ws)

Hopefully, she didn't get the 'vaccine.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (Zz0t1)

Trump says she's staying on while going through treatment. I worked through my cancer treatment but I don't have even half the stress level she has to have with hers.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (N39Ws)

486 Joy Reid: America is a Christian form of Iran & women may have be better off there

https://is.gd/4Fn1iq
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn

She should go do this experiment.

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (OoFl2)

487 Unless Godzilla shows up in the Strait, I assume they'll stay out militarily.
Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:39 PM (iFTx/)

What if Mothra flies over?

Posted by: night lifted at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (kJmLc)

488 Look at all y'all with your spherical trig COS/TAN/SIN privledges.

*no math*
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 16, 2026 01:38 PM (QVmho)

Or SPELLING!!!!

Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Sorry Man, I HAD Too!!! LOL at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (dmDsy)

489 474 MTG is a lowlife worthless scum. Her place is a mud pit and a donkey show in Tijuana.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (GD0B3)

=====

But was she right about the Jewish space lasers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (p7EWr)

490 I will pray for Susie Wiles. Horrible news.

Posted by: Piper at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (OoFl2)

491 I don’t think MTG is a grifter. I think she’s just straight up stupid.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (u73oe)

492 Can you run for US president while you are Potentate of Cuba

This sounds oddly like a Lonnie Donegan track.

Posted by: Katherine of Oregon at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (W/QOq)

493 I'm wondering if Rubio will run in the primary against Vance?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:36 PM (aZm/F)

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My guess is that as, Kingmaker, President Trump will ask them to run as a team (Vance/Rubio 202

so that Rubio becomes the heir-apparent to Vance.

However, it might be better for the country if Rubio remains Secretary of State (in addition to Military Governor of Cuba).

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 01:45 PM (SKARu)

494 He limited shale exploration, but I don't think there was actually any draw back on existing.

I think the Biden administration stopped issuing any permits as well, but there's been nothing that legally prevents any more being done now that Biden is out of office.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:45 PM (PYyV9)

495 Joy Reid: America is a Christian form of Iran
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Where, what, instead of stoned you get loved to death by Christ?

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:45 PM (KMzr2)

496 the shortest distance between two points is a straight line
Posted by: runner
=======
Technically it's a "geodesic".
Posted by: Bernhard Riemann

What kind of a kink is geodesic?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:45 PM (ndZc7)

497 I just hope they asked Tucker Carlson, before meeting with the President at the White House, to sign an SF 312 agreement covering anything said by the President during the meeting. I'd bet twenty bucks and a weekend in Vegas they did, and he signed it.

Posted by: FilmLadd at March 16, 2026 01:45 PM (YLFdw)

498 477 Y'all lay off Megyn Kelly. Smoking hot women are allowed leniency in the arena of ideas. That's just life. We all know it.
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at March 16, 2026 01:43 PM (A/tlT)

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hahahahaah, Now this is why I read the blog.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:45 PM (aZm/F)

499 491 I don’t think MTG is a grifter. I think she’s just straight up stupid.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (u73oe)

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She completely flipped on immigration enforcement when Trump targeted construction companies.

She owns a construction company.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:46 PM (p7EWr)

500 Nood. Something about Tucker Carlson.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 01:46 PM (ExV1e)

501 I bet Joy Reid loves Iran's view of Judaism and Gays

Posted by: ... at March 16, 2026 01:46 PM (KMzr2)

502 and...loser party , not looser party, thank you very much, but his brain is loose so...maybe both woks

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 01:46 PM (GD0B3)

503 482 Ace stop being a coward, you have now edited 2 of my posts. Either get off Levin's micro penis and challenge the merits of what I posted or just ban my IP you little cunt.
Posted by: UA113 at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (cz34i)
*******
Have you seen Levin' s penis? How do you know it's smaller than yours?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 01:46 PM (NpAcC)

504 hobo ass is the best tasting ass

Posted by: Lefty Lurker at March 16, 2026 01:46 PM (GQ50h)

505 486 Joy Reid: America is a Christian form of Iran & women may have be better off there

https://is.gd/4Fn1iq
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn

She should go do this experiment.
Posted by: Piper

If this encourages even just one AWFL to emigrate to Iran in time to live under the mullahs and basij, then it will be worth it.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 01:46 PM (Dv3i1)

506 Another Tucker post.
Nood.

Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:46 PM (Sco7b)

507 Either get off Levin's micro penis and challenge the merits of what I posted or just ban my IP you little cunt.

Why are you even here? LOL

Cobloggers often edit posts of people who are clearly here just to cause trouble or are spectacularly stupid above and beyond the call.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (PYyV9)

508 477 Y'all lay off Megyn Kelly. Smoking hot women are allowed leniency in the arena of ideas. That's just life. We all know it.
Posted by: Brisco County Sr at March 16, 2026 01:43 PM (A/tlT)

I can't lay off her until I lay on her. That's just logic.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (xcxpd)

509
Trump says she's staying on while going through treatment. I worked through my cancer treatment but I don't have even half the stress level she has to have with hers.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (N39Ws)

The First Lady worked through her treatments as well. She rocked the bald head every day. Tough broad, she is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

510 @EndWokeness
Joy Reid: America is a Christian form of Iran & women may have be better off there

https://is.gd/4Fn1iq
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 16, 2026 01:42 PM (ndZc7)

Everything that c*nt said is bullshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:43 PM (Zz0t1)
______

The same commie losers -- like Reid -- who whine endless about women having "rights" taken away by Big Bad Right are over the moon about the 9th Circuit's insane decision allowing adult men with dicks in all nude, female-only spas. It was undisputed that girls as young as 13 went to the spa and would be forced to walk around naked with naked adult men.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (iFTx/)

511 But was she right about the Jewish space lasers?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (p7EWr)

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She has proof that John Wilkes Booth worked for Mossad.

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (SKARu)

512 Some of my favorite memes are the ones of Rubio sitting with different costumes running 8 different things.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (aZm/F)

513
Clear and obvious evidence of Carlson's innocence:

https://tinyurl.com/577zz2db

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (dlUX+)

514 CBC....Japan and Australia won't assist in the Strait of Hormuz.

I hope they suffer.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 01:29 PM (Sco7b)

I saw a report that CBC's viewership was down to less than 3% of potential viewers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (8zz6B)

515 I don’t think MTG is a grifter. I think she’s just straight up stupid.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (u73oe)

This is my take as well. IQ around 85....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 01:48 PM (xT8gx)

516 EndWokeness

Joy Reid: America is a Christian form of Iran & women may have be better off there

----------------

You First!

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 01:48 PM (SKARu)

517 I can't lay off her until I lay on her. That's just logic.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (xcxpd)

SO TRUE!

Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Like Spock on This One! at March 16, 2026 01:48 PM (dmDsy)

518 But was she right about the Jewish space lasers?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 16, 2026 01:44 PM (p7EWr)

They're part of the weather control apparatus and aren't designed to beam further than the top area of troposphere, so she was only partly right.

Posted by: Laser sharks wearing yarmulkes at March 16, 2026 01:49 PM (TbWk/)

519 I saw a report that CBC's viewership was down to less than 3% of potential viewers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (8zz6B)

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I'll bet they get bailed out by the Canadian government.

/

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 01:49 PM (SKARu)

520 i think joos control the most powerful nations on earth but can't kill their loudest critics

Posted by: UA113 at March 16, 2026 01:50 PM (cz34i)

521 I just searched Duck Duck Go (Yes, fine, I'm a fag!) for "comedians mocking tucker carlson" and that phrase was not recognized.

What does that mean???
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 16, 2026 12:51 PM (dmDsy)

Bing sent me to some videos of SNL guy doing Tucker impersonations.

https://tinyurl.com/4yujvx77

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 16, 2026 01:50 PM (5xuJ/)

522

Or SPELLING!!!!
Posted by: Denny Crane - I'm Sorry Man, I HAD Too!!! LOL

I run comando with autocucomber turned off. It's the only way to post smack on this smart ,ilitary blog.

*goes with the pants optional theme too*

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 16, 2026 01:52 PM (QVmho)

523
,ilitary

Bwahahahahaha

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 16, 2026 01:53 PM (QVmho)

524 The First Lady worked through her treatments as well. She rocked the bald head every day. Tough broad, she is.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 01:47 PM (Zz0t1)

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+1

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 01:55 PM (ha8/N)

525 Taqiyya Qatarlson - Add that to the list of I WISH I HAD SAID THAT FIRST!

Posted by: Ellie Mentry at March 16, 2026 02:23 PM (03s+M)

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