The Morning Report

The Morning Report — 3/16/26

Good morning kids. With all the attention on Iran, and all of us anticipating (foolishly? TBD) a popular uprising of the Persian people, under the cover of American and Israeli bombs to at long last have the ability to shake off the shackles of decades of oppression . . .

For decades, critics of regime change in Tehran have invoked the specter of chaos – often assuming that the only alternative to the Islamic Republic would be instability. But regime change from within, a concept I have explored in my scholarship, offers a fundamentally different pathway than externally imposed transformation. . .
Rather than externally engineered governance, regime change from within involves the transfer of sovereignty to the Iranian people themselves, enabling them to dismantle authoritarian rule and construct democratic institutions through their own political agency.
The objective is the replacement of the ruling theocracy with a democratic republic grounded in pluralism, secular governance, and the rule of law. The political blueprint for such a transition already exists in Rajavi’s Ten-Point Plan, which calls for universal suffrage, gender equality, freedom of expression and assembly, separation of religion and state, and a non-nuclear Iran that lives peacefully with its neighbors – a plan that former National Security Advisor General James Jones recently referred to as “Jeffersonian.”
What Rajavi’s February announcement makes clear is that the Iranian opposition is not merely protesting the current regime – it is preparing for governance after its fall.

. . . Well, this kind of scenario might just be the case 90 miles from Florida,

A group of residents in Moron, central Cuba, protested early Saturday, targeting the local headquarters of the ruling communist party.The demonstration, reportedly tied to the island’s energy and food supply issues, resulted in the partial destruction of the building, and five individuals were arrested.

WIth the Maduro junta gone and the Mullahs on the ropes, Cuba's access to oil has effectively been cut off. The Russians have, or had propped up the Casto-ite communist Cubans decades and that mostly ended with the collapse of he Soviet Union leaving the Chi-Coms and other regional Latin-American Communist redoubts their only allies.

Will the rest of Cuba catch Moron fever?! Let a thousand AOSHQ puns bloom!

So if the government collapses, or is overthrown, don’t expect a peaceful transition of power as was the case in Czechoslovakia or Hungary or East Germany. Expect a bloodbath. Cubans are very vengeful. And they have decades of anger, suffering, and deprivation to fuel that overdue bloodbath. The rulers know this. If the regime makes a deal with Trump on time in order to obtain some oil it might, just might survive, albeit weakened, but if Trump and Rubio walk away and keep the pressure on, it’s the end.
Incidentally, notice that the demonstrations in Cuba are not anti-American (after all, the Cubans are not liberals). And they are not protesting the boycott. . .
. . . And if the Cuban regime is overthrown, what then? Chaos. There is no organized resistance in the country that could take over. Possibly there may be a military coup d’etat. Possibly Cuban-Americans will step in. Either way, do not expect the new government to pay off the defaulted national debts and diplomatic agreements of the previous government.

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AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!

It looks as though the Iranian regime can’t last much longer.
Iran Update: Are You Tired of Winning Yet?
Asked what such an agreement would require, Trump declined to spell it out publicly, though he indicated that a full Iranian abandonment of nuclear ambitions would be central to any acceptable arrangement.
Trump: Iran Wants Ceasefire but ‘Terms Aren’t Good Enough’ — Questions Whether Mojtaba Khamenei Is Even Alive
Fox News: “Israeli intelligence has opened what they are calling the “Quds file,” an effort to systematically target Iran’s Quds force and infrastructure across the Middle East.”
Israel Hunts for IRGC, Quds Operatives as Op Epic Fury Enters Third Week
Thanks to the U.S. president’s keen political acumen, the Islamic Republic has lost a key point of leverage.
How Trump Is Defusing Iran’s Oil Bomb
On the other side of the river counter-demonstrators waved US and Israeli flags along with the the Lion and Sun Iranian flag favoured by exiles. They also held up placards with the words “Make Iran great again” and “Standing with my Jewish friends”.
Hundreds Rally in London for Iranian Regime at Banned Pro-'Palestinian' Protest
Iran responded to the U.S. military’s Operation Epic Fury by firing hundreds of ballistic missiles and drones at targets in Israel, Qatar, Bahrain, Oman, the United Arab Emirates, Kuwait, and Saudi Arabia. The seemingly indiscriminate retaliation prompted the terrorist group, which has been backed by the Iranian regime, to express “deep concern” about the conflict in its first such appeal to the regime.
Even Notorious Terror Group Hamas Thinks Iran’s Retaliatory Strikes On Neighbors Are Too Much
During an interview with MS NOW on Saturday, Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi responded to claims that he told the U.S. that Iran had enough uranium to make multiple nuclear weapons by saying that he did say they had enough material that, if enriched further, could make ten nuclear weapons, but claiming that this was actually just trying to convey how big of a concession Iran was willing to make and not making a threat.
Iranian Foreign Minister Admits Mentioning Nuclear Bombs Like Witkoff Said, Claims It Wasn’t a Threat
After years of domestic unrest, economic collapse, and growing popular resistance, the durability of the ruling system in Iran is increasingly uncertain. What matters now is not merely whether the current system crumbles, but whether a credible democratic alternative is ready to assume responsibility when it does.
Preparing for Iran’s Democratic Transition
Victor Davis Hanson: In sum, no one — with the exception of President Donald Trump and Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu — apparently realized that beneath its shell, theocratic Iran was rotten and decayed.
Trump challenged 50 years of Iran fears — and revealed the rotten, decaying truth

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“He just ordered our military to give “no quarter” during an active war against Iran. Just giving this order constitutes a war crime. Trump must fire him immediately, & retract this order.”
What the Increasing Pettiness of Democrat Attacks on Trump’s War Leadership Tells Us
‘If your energy supplies depend on a foreign choke point, that’s a national security issue.’
The Crisis In The Strait Of Hormuz Is Worse Because Of Dems’ Disastrous Energy Policy
The risk is real, but we almost certainly already have a system in place that, if deployed, could drastically reduce it.
The Iranian War Can Come Home
Burning the Canadian flag is however legal.
Canadian Cops Arrest Man for Burning Iranian Flag
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM
A violent synagogue terror attack takes on an even darker dimension after new intelligence revealed a chilling connection.
New Intel Reveals Killer Blood Tie To Hezbollah Behind Synagogue Terror Attack
No injuries or deaths were reported but the worrying trend of terrorist attacks aimed at both the Jewish and general population continues.
Amsterdam Jewish School Latest Target In A Week Of Antisemitic And Islamist Violence
Isn’t Islamic terrorism worse than ‘Islamophobia’?
The ‘Religion of Peace’ Sure Likes to Kill and Maim
Islamic terrorists are showing us what they can do when they have the numbers.
4 Islamic Terrorist Attacks in Europe in 1 Week
Norfolk Commonwealth’s Attorney Ramin Fatehi is blaming pro-gun advocates for the shooting, deflecting from the likely Islamist motivations of the shooter.
Soros-Backed DA Blames ‘Pro-Gun Lobby’ for ISIS Supporter’s Shooting Attack.
The truth behind the label.
Muslims Run Catholic Group Bringing Muslims to America
Imagine a world without refugee resettlers and a world without the Taliban in Utah.
Did You Know There’s a ‘Taliban’ Gangs of Iraqi Refugees in Utah?
CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION
The DOJ and FBI are starting to expose how much the Deep State has wrongly hidden from the public, but they’re still hiding what happened to Seth Rich.
Deep State Protection Of The Seth Rich Files May Be Ending
Tuberville reposted an image circulating online that paired a photo of the Sept. 11 attacks with a picture of Democratic New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani. Newsom fired back in a post on X, launching a personal attack against Tuberville and accusing him of racism.
Gavin Newsom Calls GOP Senator ‘Racist Piece Of Sh*t’
“Antifa is a militarist, anarchist enterprise that…calls for the overthrow of the,…Government, law enforcement authorities, and our system of law.”
Eight Found Guilty in Antifa Terror Attack on Texas ICE Detention Center
The city makes clear in its public description of the policy that 'environmental justice communities' are minority neighborhoods
NYC Congestion Pricing Scheme Prioritizes 'Environmental Justice Communities,' Pumps Money Into Minority Neighborhoods in What Could Be Illegal Discrimination

"DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY
Thursday’s attacks are just the latest reminder that good immigration policy isn’t simple a matter of legality.
This Week’s Terror Attacks Prove Immigration Isn’t ‘Good’ Just Because It’s Legal
“Healey-Parera told police he bought the rifle to ‘shoot an ICE agent as a last resort if they were to come to his home in Ithaca,’” according to police.
Police: Cornell Student Bought Rifle to Shoot ICE
Trump’s base didn’t elect him for half measures on immigration; they expect mass deportations—and the scale of enforcement between now and November may decide the 2026 midterms.
The Path to a Million: Why Mass Deportations are the Key to 2026
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE
Multiple agencies, including the Transportation Security Administration (TSA), Federal Emergency Management Agency (FEMA), and U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP), are being subjected to “emergency measures” due to the shutdown of the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), according to a release by DHS. Fetterman said he spoke with TSA agents during his frequent travels about the effects of the shutdown.
‘Why Would You Wanna Punish All These Workers?’: Sen Fetterman Does Not Spare Fellow Dems Over Gov’t Shutdown Effects
Homeless spending tripled, homeless population up 26%
NYC Spends $81,705 Per Homeless Person
SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION
The move by Judge Boasberg is relatively unprecedented, and U.S. Attorney for the District of Columbia Jeanine Pirro says her office will appeal the decision.
Anti-Trump Judge Boasberg Blocks Grand Jury Subpoenas in Jerome Powell Investigation.
FIRST AMENDMENT ISSUES, CENSORSHIP, FAKE NEWS, MEDIA, BIG BROTHER TECH
The media is the enemy.
‘Sneaker Salesman’, ‘Quiet Restaurant Worker’: Media Works to Humanize Islamic Terrorists
The problem is not the mistakes -- it's the direction of the mistakes ...
When 'Teenagers Enjoying the Day' Throw Terror Bombs
Roger Kimball: A media class addicted to anti-Trump theatrics manufactured a “surf-and-turf scandal,” only to reveal its own irrelevance as Trump’s agenda—and America’s leverage—keeps advancing.
Surf, Turf, and Another Media Meltdown
Carr wrote in an X post he was giving broadcasters who were “running hoaxes and news distortions ‐ also known as the fake news” the chance to “correct course before their license renewals come up.” His warning came in response to a Truth Social post by President Donald Trump slamming “the Fake News Media” for what he called an “intentionally misleading headline” about U.S. Air Force planes reportedly hit by an Iranian missile strike.
‘Fake News’: FCC Chair Warns Broadcasters To ‘Operate In The Public Interest’ Or Risk Loss Of License
David French’s praise for a progressive Christian candidate reveals a deeper problem in modern moral thinking: feelings and intentions now outweigh doctrine, truth, and the consequences of policy.
Is James Talarico Really a Christian X-Ray?
The company has indicated it does not currently have sufficient assets to fund its 2026 cash obligations.
BuzzFeed Lost $57 Million in 2025, May Not Survive 2026.
THE ECONOMY, STUPID
Inflation ensues.
Politicians Fail the Marshmallow Test
“Heck, we just announced yesterday bringing on a meaningful amount of oil production in the state of California from offshore that California has fought foolishly to prevent new American oil to go into their own state,” the Trump administration energy secretary continued. “And we said, ‘Enough is enough,’ and we’ve got new oil production coming on in California. So lots of actions we’re taking to mitigate this price rise.”
Energy Secretary Chris Wright Says Trump Admin Has Trick Up Its Sleeve To Ease Oil Price Rise Amid Iran Conflict
He's only good at parroting Democrati talking points.
Why Hasn’t Moody’s Fired Mark Zandi Yet?

CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY
The train passenger apparently bumped into the suspect on the northbound C and E train platform at the 34th Street-Penn subway station just before 7 p.m., law enforcement sources told the New York Post.
New York Man, 55, Dead After Being Punched out on Subway Platform
EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT
Parents who spoke to The Federalist allege the policy is meant to silence critics of the private school and its theological direction.
FTC Tells ‘Woke’ Christian School To Rethink Speech-Freezing Code Of Conduct
I taught high school English at an independent school in New Jersey for seven years. I loved the school’s focus on resilience and growth. I loved my colleagues, who challenged and nurtured our students, including my own children, who attended the school. And I felt lucky to be part of such a vibrant learning community. That all changed in 2014.
The DEI scourge in K-12 education has only gotten worse since I blew the whistle on my own school
SECOND AMENDMENT
When activists claim guns make no one safer—not even police—they reveal the endgame: disarm the law-abiding and hope criminals politely follow the rules.
Gun Control’s Endgame: No Guns for Anyone
Democrats are determined to undermine the Constitution.
Democrats go gun crazy
THE 2020 and SUBSEQUENT ELECTION HEISTS , SHENANIGANS/FRAUD and AFTERMATH
The movement to put federal agents from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and other agencies at polling places is having the effect of flushing out into the open those from the left who want to protect shady election systems.
New Mexico Is the First State to Ban Armed Federal Agents from Voting Locations
Some Republicans care much more about enriching themselves than saving the republic. So much for the ‘will of the people.’
Senate RINOs Are Squandering Golden Opportunity To Fix Cracked Election System (Squandering = Sabotaging - jjs)
Virginia Democrats are now attempting to reverse what the majority of Virginians voted for in order to revive the practice of gerrymandering.
Virginia's Redistricting Subterfuge
BIDEN CRIME FAMILY REVELATIONS
The scandal is no longer about the Biden family, but about the FBI agents and DOJ employees responsible for conspiring to thwart the investigation into the former [so-called quote-unquote] president.
‘Round River’ FBI Op Was A Deep State Conspiracy To Thwart Investigation Into Biden Family Corruption
DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY
Why did Crockett let a dangerous criminal into Congress?
Rep. Jasmine Crockett’s Guard Killed in SWAT Standoff
Davis also spent nearly $7,000 on airfare around the time of the trip
Riding in Style: North Carolina Rep. Don Davis Billed Taxpayers $2,300 in Ride Shares on Day He Toured Southern Border
POLITICS
Jim Messina explained to Axios that while Democrats are planning to rely on voters’ frustrations with President Donald Trump and his administration to pick up additional seats in the upcoming midterm elections, that is not enough to win the presidency.
Former Obama Campaign Managers Warn Democrat Party Is a Mess
California Democrats built a coalition of factions and identities—but without a leader to discipline them, that coalition is splintering just in time to hand Republicans an opening.
Intersectionality and Abandoned Leadership Are Killing the Democrats
Cornyn and Attorney General Ken Paxton are vying for Trump’s endorsement, which may influence the outcome of the runoff and the passage of the SAVE America Act.
‘I Don’t Know That to be a Fact,’ Trump Says of Cornyn’s Claim to be the Best Texas Senate Candidate.
It’s easy to get discouraged about the ongoing redistricting wars with recent developments in California and Virginia, but Republicans did score a significant victory last week that may help. A Missouri judge has cleared the way for a new congressional map that strengthens the GOP’s position and puts a longtime Democratic stronghold squarely in play.
GOP Wins Another Redistricting Battle
The current system, which is meant to protect against mindless populism, is broken, for it will allow Progressives to destroy the Constitutional system.
Republicans: Restore The Speaking Filibuster Or Destroy It Entirely
Thad McCotter: “Jane the Plumber” embodies the American Dream: hardworking, determined, and her vote this fall could shape the midterms.
Jane the Plumber
ISRAEL vs IRAN & GAZA/HAMAS . . . AND LEFTISTS
Axios: “Israel is planning to significantly expand its ground operation in Lebanon, aiming to seize the entire area south of the Litani River and dismantle Hezbollah’s military infrastructure…”
Report: IDF Planning Ground Offensive as Lebanon’s Hezbollah Declares “Existential Battle” Against Israel
THE UKRAINIAN "FRONT"
Reuters Television footage showed emergency crews at work amid piles of rubble and twisted metal.
Russia Launches 400+ Drones, Dozens Of Missiles In Ukraine Strike, Killing 6
FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL
In Hungary, even without USAID funds, Democrats are using money from a network of oligarchs and NGOs to crush Viktor Orbán and MAGA.
Democrats’ Dirty Central European War
The incident highlights Cuba’s ongoing energy crisis, worsened by a lack of fuel shipments and U.S. sanctions.
Cubans Storm Communist HQ.
Chaos or no chaos, anything will be an improvement over Communism.
Expect Chaos in Cuba
"Based on current assessments, this event does not pose an immediate threat to U.S. personnel or territory, or to our allies."
North Korea Fires 10 Ballistic Missiles During U.S.-South Korea Military Drills
Merkel, who served as the architect of the European Migrant Crisis in 2015, when she unilaterally decided to open the EU’s borders to unprecedented waves of foreigners from the Middle East and Africa, resulting in dramatic demographic transformations in her country and across the continent, appears to have let the cat out of the bag as to her motivation for doing so.
Merkel Blasted for Calling on Migrants to Vote Against Populist AfD Party
To date, Azerbaijan’s destruction of historical monuments and various structures of Armenian origin in Artsakh has been numerous. At present, the free entry of journalists and experts into the territory of Artsakh is generally prohibited.
Armenian Cultural Heritage Sites Facing Destruction in Nagorno-Karabakh
The bounty offer represents a significant escalation in threats against American forces and intelligence operations in the region.
Iran-Backed Iraqi Militia Places Bounties on U.S. Officials.
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS
Israeli military adviser Amir Avivi told the Free Beacon that the United States learned from the war in Ukraine, where Russia has employed its own modified Iranian drones
The US Military’s Newest Low-Cost Weapon: Reverse-Engineered Iranian Drones
ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY
This is really the only close look we have of this distant world. The other hemisphere remains a mystery, as it was in darkness when Voyager-2 zipped past. And though some of the individual shots that make up this mosiac are more detailed, they don’t provide that much more information.
Miranda, the smallest of Uranus’ spherical moons (Klingons yet to be detected - jjs)
They only have two years to get the spacecraft built, and it involves “an orbiter, a returner, a lander, an ascender, and a service module.”China to begin construction of its Mars sample return spacecraft
FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY
How is the unprecedented growth of lesbianism contributing to America’s demographic demise, and what can be done?
Is Lesbianism Ruining America’s Future?
Dissent: “This is a case about swinging dicks…. But as much as you might understandably be shocked and displeased to merely encounter that phrase in this opinion, I hope we all can agree that it is far more jarring for the unsuspecting and exposed women at Olympus Spa— some as young as thirteen—to be visually assaulted by the real thing.”
Appeals Judges Upset By “Crude” Dissent Mocking Majority For Permitting Naked Men In Women-Only Nude Spa
Their stories highlight not only the difficulties they have faced but also the possibility of healing and renewal.
Detransitioners were once marginalized, now they lead the fight against gender ideology
Sarah Trone Garriott, a Lutheran minister, downplayed concerns about men in women's sports.
WATCH: Democrat Candidate Says Christians Who Oppose Trans Ideology Are Racist
CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE
A culture that once celebrated heroes now prefers sneering at them—proof that Western self-forgetfulness has turned admiration into ridicule and criticism into a spectator sport.
Melania: The Age of Jeerleading
The Oscars have become siloed, watched mostly by an older, affluent, coastal audience.
The Oscars Audience Today Reveals Something About America’s Divide
From the countryside to Canterbury, the nation’s elites have contempt for all things English.
British Culture Under Attack—by Its Curators
Christian Toto: Conan O’Brien leads Trump Derangement gala at worst possible time
Oscars 2026 Review: Resist, They Must
Toto Too: Far-Left sketch show avoids talker's sad, outrageous decline in recent months
‘SNL’ Mocks Tucker Carlson, Gets Pundit 100 Percent Wrong
“The male gaze was blindfolded...The code remained in place...It is obvious why a movie like this was panned by the critics.”
The Movies Against MeToo
The slide toward cultural suicide accelerates.
England Forsakes its Heroes
HITHER & YON
Modern sentimentality is hurting man's best friend.
The De‑Evolution of the American Dog

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1 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 16, 2026 06:59 AM (w3u3d)

2
Moron Fever > PacMan Fever...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2026 06:59 AM (x0n13)

3 Ta dah
I will nood

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 16, 2026 07:00 AM (w3u3d)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 16, 2026 07:01 AM (NcvvS)

5 Greetings and good morning, everyone!

Posted by: NR Pax at March 16, 2026 07:03 AM (99eI0)

6 Guten tag horde

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 07:04 AM (Q4ymG)

7 Time to review what is going on in the world.

Thanks JJ

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 16, 2026 07:04 AM (w3u3d)

8 The islamic republic was never some stable node in a geopolitical force-body diagram, antagonistic but maintaining a balanced peace. They have always been inherently destabilizing. Their very existence means instability. Claiming that you want some mythical Stability uber alles, and yet agitating against removing such a glaring source of instability, is rank hypocrisy and always has been.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:04 AM (Ot/FD)

9 With regards to Cuba, I saw one woman express worry that the "US could make things worse." Struggling to understand how at this moment.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 16, 2026 07:05 AM (99eI0)

10

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 16, 2026 07:05 AM (DDJSl)

11 9 With regards to Cuba, I saw one woman express worry that the "US could make things worse." Struggling to understand how at this moment.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 16, 2026 07:05 AM (99eI0)

After living that way long enough, you learn to get by. You learn how to get to tomorrow. It becomes the status quo. Any threat to that is the same, emotionally, as any other threat to one's livelihood. Yeah, yeah, Freedom Freedom, that's all well and good, but right now I know where the bread line is and who I have to bribe (and how much) to keep a roof over my family's head. You come in here blowing things up, and that all goes away.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:10 AM (Ot/FD)

12 The fact that Cuba has a town called Moron just screams for it to be the location of the first CUMOME...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 07:10 AM (ESVrU)

13 You come in here blowing things up, and that all goes away.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I doubt that we'll go with military action but I see your point. So the strategy is this: Cuba agrees to our terms, we send in grocery store chains and Starbucks. Civilization takes root in a few months. -:-)

Posted by: NR Pax at March 16, 2026 07:12 AM (99eI0)

14 Canada needs liberatin'. Mullah cockroach canuck infestaion is apparent.

Posted by: kingsman at March 16, 2026 07:12 AM (ehY6c)

15 I doubt that we'll go with military action but I see your point. So the strategy is this: Cuba agrees to our terms, we send in grocery store chains and Starbucks. Civilization takes root in a few months. -:-)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 16, 2026 07:12 AM (99eI0)

And to be honest, I was just speaking from the hypothetical viewpoint of a person who lives under tyranny but would strongly oppose the removal of that tyranny.

My own personal viewpoint is "I don't care". Their government wants to be a thorn in the side of my government? Then their government goes away. How that affects their dinner plans is none of my concern.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:15 AM (Ot/FD)

16 Thx JJ, you too!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 16, 2026 07:15 AM (MIIRH)

17 Good morning JJ and horde

Posted by: Skip at March 16, 2026 07:17 AM (XA7fi)

18 12 The fact that Cuba has a town called Moron just screams for it to be the location of the first CUMOME...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

I can imagine the stories.

"They swept in like a force of nature. Within two days, the liquor stores were empty and everything within five miles that could be cooked had been on the grill. These...morons. They frighten me."

Posted by: NR Pax at March 16, 2026 07:17 AM (99eI0)

19 Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) and Rep. Jason Crow (D-CO) — both members of the so-called “Seditious Six,” a group of lawmakers who released a video warning service members not to follow unlawful orders — along with Rep. Eugene Vindman (D-VA), claimed that Hegseth’s use of the phrase “no quarter” constituted an illegal order, a war crime.
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Sedition is a crime too, and if there existed a fair and impartial judiciary, Kelly would be prosecutable.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 07:18 AM (b4kbr)

20 15 How that affects their dinner plans is none of my concern.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

OK, that made me laugh and I like the image.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 16, 2026 07:19 AM (99eI0)

21 Israel Hunts for IRGC, Quds Operatives as Op Epic Fury Enters Third Week

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I read somewhere (and we all know internet info is never wrong!) that about 600 IRGC big wigs have been caught on video debarking planes after having landed in Canada.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2026 07:19 AM (qBdHI)

22 Alias, if it was up to your kind the first thing we would have done after 9/11 was apologize for our existence. That's probably one of the reason you adored Obama so much.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 16, 2026 07:20 AM (99eI0)

23 I doubt that we'll go with military action but I see your point. So the strategy is this: Cuba agrees to our terms, we send in grocery store chains and Starbucks. Civilization takes root in a few months. -:-)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 16, 2026 07:12 AM (99eI0)
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Miami Cubans will swoop down on the island so fast it'll amaze the world. It will take only a few days. A year after, Cuba will be cleaning up.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 07:21 AM (b4kbr)

24 The Doom Goblin sporting the psycho ward chic hairdo looks to be about 2 hits of meth away from being institutionalized.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 07:22 AM (+nEug)

25 A colleague is Persian his family left with the fall of the Shah. He hates the Mullahs. But he's also a full on NPR Leftist.

He hates Trump. And Israel. He was mad that Trump was not doing regime change to help the people of Iran.

He doesn't know what to make of the fact that Trump and Israel are making it happen. And that the long suffering people of Iran are not rising up.

Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2026 07:22 AM (NlEaG)

26 24 A year after, Cuba will be cleaning up.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

I honestly hope that they do. They've dealt with this long enough.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 16, 2026 07:22 AM (99eI0)

27 Only the Bushies are in favor of "nation building wars". Retards.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 07:23 AM (b4kbr)

28 24 The Doom Goblin sporting the psycho ward chic hairdo looks to be about 2 hits of meth away from being institutionalized.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 07:22 AM (+nEug)

And the next one will make it 3.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:26 AM (Ot/FD)

29 The Dominican got robbed last night on the umpire's called third strike to end the game. I only saw the last two innings but those were great pitching performances from both bullpens.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 07:26 AM (b4kbr)

30 The company has indicated it does not currently have sufficient assets to fund its 2026 cash obligations.
BuzzFeed Lost $57 Million in 2025, May Not Survive 2026.

Reason # 7 will shock you!

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 16, 2026 07:27 AM (Mh6s8)

31 The people of Iran are responsible for the hits on the basij and some obscure base locations.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 07:27 AM (+nEug)

32 He doesn't know what to make of the fact that Trump and Israel are making it happen. And that the long suffering people of Iran are not rising up.
Posted by: blaster at March 16, 2026 07:22 AM (NlEaG)

"Yes, yes, what you did for Iraq and Afghanistan? Do that for my country, too!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:27 AM (Ot/FD)

33 WWII did not happen because Germany got its world rocked in WWI and the entente forces said "let that be a lesson to you" and left them to rebuild on their own.

A bunch of Intellectuals who never saw a trench said they knew what was best, and forced them to build a nation in their own rotten image (while crippling them with reparations bills for the privilege).

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:30 AM (Ot/FD)

34 A funny comment on twitter concerning popular uprisings in Iran and Cuba:

If your solution to some problem relies on "if everyone would just..." then you do not have a solution. Everyone is not going to just. At no time in the history of the universe has everyone just, and they're not going to start now.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 16, 2026 07:30 AM (2ap+5)

35 31 The people of Iran are responsible for the hits on the basij and some obscure base locations.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 07:27 AM (+nEug)

One day you're panicking because you're out of clean headscarves for Monday and you'll get raped by the "Morality Police" for it, and the next you're an amateur TACP calling in airstrikes.

Must be wild.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:32 AM (Ot/FD)

36 Good morning dear morons and happy birthday JJ

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 07:32 AM (RIvkX)

37 Posted by: Oglebay at March 16, 2026 07:30 AM (2ap+5)

Sounds like Sarah Hoyt.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 16, 2026 07:32 AM (NcvvS)

38 Cuba MOME is a great idea Perf!

Posted by: JSpicy at March 16, 2026 07:33 AM (C7Yya)

39 I hope Cuba turns into the biggest mass killing of commies and their families the world has ever seen.
I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card... I'm gonna carve him up real nice.

Posted by: Tony Montana at March 16, 2026 07:33 AM (Qrqtl)

40 Not to be a doomer, I do have a bit of optimism... but if our hopes for the reconstruction of Cuba and Iran rests solely on California Persians and Miami Cubans, we might as well let Mamdani install himself as General Secretary and Caliph, because humanity is hosed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:35 AM (Ot/FD)

41 37 Posted by: Oglebay at March 16, 2026 07:30 AM (2ap+5)

Sounds like Sarah Hoyt.
Posted by: Nazdar at March 16, 2026 07:32 AM (NcvvS)

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Could well be. I picked it up from someone with the twitter name _____fuq_____ who quoted it without attribution.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 16, 2026 07:35 AM (2ap+5)

42 Persians are not going to rise up, someone is going to have to be installed, if enough of the remnants of the old regime can be wiped away.

We are not at quagmire tar baby stage yet but it looks to be on the horizon.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 07:35 AM (XV/Pl)

43 Maryam Rajavi and the National Council of Resistance are Marxist terrorists who have killed Americans.

Ignore everything they say. Oppose everything they do. They are the enemy. BEWARE!

Javid Shah!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 07:36 AM (RIvkX)

44 Have faith in God and his chosen and the Donald. The good is the winning hand. No need to sweat the details.

Posted by: kingsman at March 16, 2026 07:38 AM (ehY6c)

45 Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 07:36 AM (RIvkX)

Rajavi wears a hijab. That immediately disqualifies her from any role in the new Iran.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 16, 2026 07:39 AM (n9ltV)

46 If they declare a "People's Republic of Iran", we should just keep bombing.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:41 AM (Ot/FD)

47 The fact that Cuba has a town called Moron just screams for it to be the location of the first CUMOME...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 07:10 AM (ESVrU)
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Those of us with good singing voices can start a tabernacle choir there.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 16, 2026 07:41 AM (1o8D5)

48 If people would just, that would be good, but they usually justn’t.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 16, 2026 07:42 AM (cUWlp)

49 >>Could well be. I picked it up from someone with the twitter name _____fuq_____ who quoted it without attribution.
Posted by: Oglebay at March 16, 2026 07:35 AM (2ap+5)

Seen her post something similarly phrased on occasion. She often links to her essays (and her Saturday memes - very funny) from Insty.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 16, 2026 07:42 AM (NcvvS)

50 Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:35 AM (Ot/FD)
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Living in Miami taught me one thing: the Cubans are the most capitalistic people I've ever come across.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 07:42 AM (6lQte)

51 I am definitely not in the doomngloom camp about Iran

Things that used to take months are happening in hours. The people have already chosen the leader they want and the man has an all encompassing plan.

This is the start of week 3. The whole world is changing .

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 07:43 AM (+nEug)

52 Muslims Run Catholic Group Bringing Muslims to America

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There has to be a head to the snake that allows for these Catholic charities to just bring in hordes of muslims. What gov't agency is approving all of this? No wonder it seems like mosques and "muslim cities" are popping up like boils all across this country.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2026 07:44 AM (qBdHI)

53 Living in Miami taught me one thing: the Cubans are the most capitalistic people I've ever come across.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 07:42 AM (6lQte)

I was just being silly with that one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:45 AM (Ot/FD)

54 Boasberg seems like the only judge we have in this country. He's everywhere. Everything seems to wind up in his dirty paws.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2026 07:46 AM (qBdHI)

55 "Oh no, they've erected a statue of the new shah!"

"A bit tacky, but.... so?"

"They hung twenty gold chains on it and installed an eau-du-cologne fountain at its base!"

"Ugh. Spin up the B2s again, we're not finished yet."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:48 AM (Ot/FD)

56 Thank you JJ. Morning all

How great is it that there's a place called Moron, Cuba?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 07:48 AM (xT8gx)

57 Moron, spelled the same but not pronounced the same. 10 quatloos for recognizing the reference.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 07:50 AM (+nEug)

58 A Turkish-Kurdish schoolgirl is said to have been groped by nine boys of Arab descent in the back room of a Berlin youth center in Gropiusstadt, Neukölln. It then came out that she was raped in November, in the youth center garden. A scandal has erupted after it was reported that the youth center staff did not file a police report, reportedly out of fear that the suspects would be labeled as the “typical Muslims.”

.. typical

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2026 07:50 AM (y6pwI)

59 A James Boasberg dartboard could be that elusive perfect gift for Christmas or moron birthdays!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 07:51 AM (yemn2)

60 Some Republicans care much more about enriching themselves than saving the republic. So much for the ‘will of the people.’
Senate RINOs Are Squandering Golden Opportunity To Fix Cracked Election System (Squandering = Sabotaging - jjs)

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None of these Senate GOP are cowered and spineless. They are all acutely aware of what they're doing. Or I should say, not doing. They are unfiltered scum. They're sitting on their hands on purpose and I'll be shocked if that changes. They are traitors to this country and to the people who elected them.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2026 07:51 AM (qBdHI)

61 → The building that was BLOCKING Iran's internet just got bombed
→ Iran's internet came back IMMEDIATELY after the strike
→ 90 MILLION Iranians can now see uncensored war footage for the first time
→ Their own government was hiding EVERYTHING from them — and that wall is GONE

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2026 07:51 AM (y6pwI)

62 "What the increasing pettiness of the democrats attacks... tell us."

Pettiness? That's what we're calling it? And we still need to be told what they're telling us?

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 16, 2026 07:52 AM (fZiTB)

63 58 Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2026 07:50 AM (y6pwI)

Groped in GROPIUSstadt?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 16, 2026 07:53 AM (x0n13)

64 62 "What the increasing pettiness of the democrats attacks... tell us."

Pettiness? That's what we're calling it? And we still need to be told what they're telling us?
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 16, 2026 07:52 AM (fZiTB)

The banality of evil makes it more evil, not less.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:53 AM (Ot/FD)

65 Rep. Ro Khanna (D-CA) admits Iran had enough uranium to make nuclear bombs because of Joe Biden but that was fine because Iran’s missiles couldn’t yet reach the US.

… and who said Democrats aren’t “America First” ?

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2026 07:54 AM (y6pwI)

66 Psyop or not? You decide:

https://t.co/FoqZWam61y

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 16, 2026 07:54 AM (1o8D5)

67 Trone Garriott then suggested that laws to keep males out of female sports or protect kids from sexually explicit books were motivated by a misguided belief that “white men” are “responsible” for protecting women.
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Protecting children from mentally ill sexual predators is "racist", says this AWFL. Glad that's cleared up.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 07:55 AM (yemn2)

68 reportedly out of fear that the suspects would be labeled as the “typical Muslims.”

I'm fine with being more prejudiced at this point.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 16, 2026 07:56 AM (99eI0)

69 Who had the greatest equity trading volume in Congress in 2025?

Not Pelosi, like Pelosi. Ro Khanna, in Congress quite openly to get even richer.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

70 Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 07:56 AM (ExV1e)

71 Psyop or not? You decide:

https://t.co/FoqZWam61y
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 16, 2026 07:54 AM (1o8D5)

Not that there's anything wrong with that! - Seinfeld gang

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 07:57 AM (xT8gx)

72 The banality of evil makes it more evil, not less.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:53 AM (Ot/FD)

Then call it evil. Or banal. But not petty.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 16, 2026 07:57 AM (fZiTB)

73 Let’s put “Our Democracy” to a vote, a referendum on the importation of legal or illegal aliens, Moslem or otherwise, H1-B Visas, and see how that shakes out. Oh, that’s right - “Democracy” doesn’t really mean voting on anything. I wonder what they really mean by that?

In Switzerland your neighbors get to vote on whether you get Swiss citizenship or not, no matter how long you’ve been there. At the end of the day, they can decide “Oh hell no”. Seems fair to me. And Democratic. Of course the usual suspects would drop their Martini, aghast at such a suggestion.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 16, 2026 07:57 AM (xkBEX)

74 The DEI scourge in K-12 education has only gotten worse since I blew the whistle on my own school

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For all of Trump's efforts to kill this discriminatory scourge, it hasn't gone away. It's just gone hiding under the covers, but is still very much alive. I'd gather the same thing applies to universities and corporations who've had to go on the down low, rename DEI initiatives and hide what they are doing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 16, 2026 07:57 AM (qBdHI)

75 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2026 07:58 AM (u82oZ)

76 Turbocharged racism. Bigotry dialed up to 11. Inventing new ways to be a bigot daily. Every single human interaction viewed through the lens of Us and Them, and an unceasing compulsion to prove to the world simultaneously how terribly inferior and how monstrously superior the Us is.

Critical Theory and all its offshoots is like an infinite-dimensional manifold for human evil to live in.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:59 AM (Ot/FD)

77 Saw one report that a Senate talking filibuster would center around having the Democrats explain just how the SAFE Act is racist

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2026 07:59 AM (y6pwI)

78 Hearing that the new one-legged Ayatollah is very gay....wow!

Talk about your Broke Back Mohamad!

Posted by: Boswell at March 16, 2026 08:00 AM (V7158)

79 President Trump was stunned to learn last week that US intelligence indicates new Iranian Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei may be gay.

Trump couldn’t contain his surprise and laughed aloud when he was briefed on the intel, according to sources.

Others in the room also found it “hilarious” and joined the president’s reaction, while one senior intelligence official “has not stopped laughing about it for days,” said one person familiar with the briefing.
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A gay guy ruling a nation where homosexuals are routinely executed? I'm gonna need a new irony meter now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 08:00 AM (Rc/RV)

80 A gay guy ruling a nation where homosexuals are routinely executed? I'm gonna need a new irony meter now.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 08:00 AM (Rc/RV)

Heart of stone, etc etc.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 08:01 AM (Ot/FD)

81 62 "What the increasing pettiness of the democrats attacks... tell us."

Pettiness? That's what we're calling it? And we still need to be told what they're telling us?
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 16, 2026 07:52 AM (fZiTB)

The banality of evil makes it more evil, not less.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:53 AM (Ot/FD)

I don't know why I subject myself but yesterday I watched 5 minutes of Tom Friedman on one of the morning shows and another 5 minutes of some random dem congressman on another of the morning shows. They were doing intellectual backward somersaults with backflips and twists to find something... anything wrong with Epic Fury and imagining all sorts of horrible outcomes. That are absolutely incapable of admitting or believing that anything Trump led could be good. It's a disease.... TDS

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 08:01 AM (xT8gx)

82 Jeremy and Simone Mock allege that Shapiro effectively became a squatter by using the state police to bar them from their own property and then building an eight-foot security fence.
After the Mocks sued, Shapiro countersued, claiming that the land was now his through "adverse possession." He basically claimed that they abandoned the land despite their repeatedly trying to gain entry and repeatedly turning down his offers to buy it.
Welcome to the world of adverse possession. It is a doctrine dating back to 2000 B.C., and the Code of Hammurabi, allowing people to acquire title to land abandoned by owners over a long period of time. A really long time.

… Billie Eilish was unavailable for comment

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2026 08:01 AM (y6pwI)

83 Lady in Black

If I had my own A-10, I'd put on it "First Tehran, Then Havana, Finally the Public Schools of the US of A."

Not a fan. At all. I saw it up close. Homeschooling is where our next leaders and geniuses will come from. Well, some from religious schools.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)

84 I saw it posited that not passing the Save Act until immediately before the elections would keep all the lawsuits at bay. More internet gossip.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 08:02 AM (+nEug)

85 In Sweden, the country where trouble sleeping was most prevalent, 56 percent of women had experienced symptoms of sleep disorder in the past year versus 45 percent of men.

In the U.S., there was a 4 percentage-point difference (39 percent women to 35 percent men).

According to the Sleep Foundation, women and people assigned female at birth are more likely to experience insomnia.

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2026 08:03 AM (y6pwI)

86 I’m predicting last nights Oscar’s will be the lowest in history.

I believe the collective box office for last nights Best Picture nominees was around 600m.

Nobody saw any of these films.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 08:04 AM (XV/Pl)

87 Animated song that made me cry this morning

x.com/theposieparker/status/
2032082441616134372

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 08:05 AM (DoBxX)

88 🚨 SHOCKING: School Took Away a 7-Year-Old’s Recess for Saying “All Lives Matter”.

The Ninth Circuit pressing the district over the child’s First Amendment rights …

“Maybe you don’t give a Black Lives Matter course vto a first grader; teach tying shoes.”

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2026 08:05 AM (y6pwI)

89 87 very on topic btw, about the British Caliphate

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 16, 2026 08:05 AM (DoBxX)

90 The Oscars?? What is that?

I'm kinda proud I had no idea that was last night...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 08:06 AM (xT8gx)

91 Hey, maybe they're just cutting corners and they'll stone their new ayatollah to death themselves before we can even get to him?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 08:06 AM (Ot/FD)

92 "And that the long suffering people of Iran are not rising up."

They did rise up and they got slaughtered for the effort. Now they have been told by Trump, Bibi, and Reza Pahlavi to stay at home and wait until the order to back out the streets is given.

Are you suggesting that the Iranian people are cowards? If so, I find that reprehensible.

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 16, 2026 08:07 AM (FylAi)

93 Good morning all. Happy Monday. Thx JJ , hope you and Mrs JJ are well.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 08:07 AM (YsPj+)

94 "Ha! Doesn't count, Imperialist Yankees! We killed him ourselves!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 08:07 AM (Ot/FD)

95 Hey, maybe they're just cutting corners and they'll stone their new ayatollah to death themselves before we can even get to him?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 08:06 AM (Ot/FD)

Maybe he'll just flounce fabulously before then...

Posted by: Boswell at March 16, 2026 08:08 AM (V7158)

96 LinusVanPelt

No TV. No Oscars. Know Peace.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2026 08:08 AM (u82oZ)

97 I bypass multi line links. If my web browser would reassemble them, I would probably click.

Could you learn to use a url shortener, please?

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 16, 2026 08:08 AM (FylAi)

98 Britain is going to have an even bigger problem when all the anti regime Iranians leave and go back to Iran. They will be left with just the rent seeking irgc scum.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 08:09 AM (+nEug)

99 Morning all

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 08:09 AM (NcUvK)

100 Now is not the time for the people of Iran to flood out into the streets. We still have more damage to do. Keep them inside, out of the way, helping indirectly with intel and ground reports as best they can.

Millions of civilians running around in the streets means an immediate halt to (or severe curtailment of) all air support, and an effective end to any US support available except for the dreaded bugbear of Bootsondaground.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 08:10 AM (Ot/FD)

101 Adverse possession requires usually ten years of open and notorious use without land owners consent or without them doing anything to prevent the adverse possession. The Mock's appear to have objected repeatedly within the ten years and therefore adverse possession doctrine wouldn't apply

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 08:11 AM (YsPj+)

102 BuzzFeed Lost $57 Million in 2025, May Not Survive 2026.

Oh no!

Anyway...

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 08:13 AM (QZThv)

103 Smell the Glove

Those actions, using the State against neighbors, would disqualify Shapiro from elected office on grounds of poor character, in a working electoral system.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2026 08:13 AM (u82oZ)

104 I don't know what is going on in Iran.

But I do know the pro-islamist FUD id off the charts.

From subtle deceptions and confusion to flat-out lies--the Obama-islamist world-wide coalition is deploying every last asset they have.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 08:13 AM (HXT0k)

105 What Warai said. Yes.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 08:13 AM (+nEug)

106 @103 agreed, but the Dems call us the fascists. SMH

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 08:14 AM (YsPj+)

107 For those interested in more information about #82 posted by SMOD:

UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
FOR THE EASTERN DISTRICT OF PENNSYLVANIA
Case 2:26-cv-00816

https://tinyurl.com/5aezvsca
(Goes to www.courthousenews.com)

The actual PDF of the court case is under the "lawsuit" link in the first paragraph.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 16, 2026 08:15 AM (O7YUW)

108 ...the long suffering people of Iran are not rising up.

Trump, Netanyahu, and Pahlavi have all told them to remain indoors until the bombing is done. We don't know that they won't rise up because the time for that hasn't come yet.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 08:16 AM (ExV1e)

109 The people of Iran are responsible for the hits on the basij and some obscure base locations.

Saw that! Apparently there's an IDF hotline they can call to basically order airstrikes. Boasberg wouldn't stand a chance if we had that here.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 08:16 AM (QZThv)

110 {{{Ben Had}}}
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪

Can we move a passel of feral hogs to and into the Islamic towns popping up in Texas?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2026 08:17 AM (u82oZ)

111 WWII did not happen because Germany got its world rocked in WWI and the entente forces said "let that be a lesson to you" and left them to rebuild on their own.

A bunch of Intellectuals who never saw a trench said they knew what was best, and forced them to build a nation in their own rotten image (while crippling them with reparations bills for the privilege).

Said intellectuals then decided that they could change peoples' gender and needed to try it out on kids. History doesn't repeat, but it damn sure rhymes.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 08:18 AM (QZThv)

112 76 Turbocharged racism. Bigotry dialed up to 11. Inventing new ways to be a bigot daily. Every single human interaction viewed through the lens of Us and Them, and an unceasing compulsion to prove to the world simultaneously how terribly inferior and how monstrously superior the Us is.

Critical Theory and all its offshoots is like an infinite-dimensional manifold for human evil to live in.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 07:59 AM (Ot/FD)

by design

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 16, 2026 08:18 AM (MIIRH)

113 Smell the Glove

The pressure is building. When a sealed container is heated to turn liquid into gas, the fracture points are unknown before the explosion.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2026 08:19 AM (u82oZ)

114 We don't know that they won't rise up because the time for that hasn't come yet.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 08:16 AM (ExV1e)

I have to imagine the grand strategic framework is to cripple the mullahs and any leftover forces so thoroughly that "uprising" isn't even necessary, the people can just saunter in and get to work.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 08:19 AM (Ot/FD)

115 Why did Crockett let a dangerous criminal into Congress?

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To accurately demonstrate and reflect her "voter" base?

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 08:19 AM (My0zW)

116 The California gubernatorial "jungle" primary intrigues me. Ten candidates: 8 dems (including Katie Porter and Eric Fartwell), 2 republicans

Let me violate the "no maths" rule. Let us assume that, in that state, 60% of voters are dems and 40% are republicans. Then assume that the dem and GOP voters spread their votes uniformly on their side of the partisan divide. That'd mean each GOP candidate gets 20% of the vote while each dem candidate gets 7.5%. This (mathematically possible, but unlikely) scenario would have two republicans proceeding to the general election, guaranteeing a republican guv in CA. So I wonder if the dems are working to get their voters to coalesce around one of their stinky candidates or will they leave it up to fate?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 08:20 AM (xT8gx)

117 Fetterman is on Maria's shoe being reasonable. He'll continue to vote Dem

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 08:20 AM (YsPj+)

118 As the United States uses reverse-engineered Iranian drone technology against the Islamic Republic, Tehran’s own drone activity has dropped. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth said at a Friday press conference that drone strikes from Iran have decreased by 95 percent since the beginning of Operation Epic Fury, likely a result of joint U.S.-Israeli operations targeting production facilities and storage sites.
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President Boasberg will order this reversed.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 08:20 AM (Linp+)

119 LinusVanPelt

Saw there are active efforts to get some candidates to drop out. Appealing to their better nature, which is missing. It is a looters paradise to be CA governor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2026 08:21 AM (u82oZ)

120 Today Is Freedom Of Information Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 08:22 AM (NpAcC)

121 You ever have one of those days where you make your coffee too weak?
And it's a Monday?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 08:22 AM (HXT0k)

122 I saw it posited that not passing the Save Act until immediately before the elections would keep all the lawsuits at bay. More internet gossip.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 08:02 AM (+nEug)

Having a provision stating that the inferior courts were not permitted to rule on the act would be more efficacious, and still within the boundaries of what Congress could do if they pulled their thumbs out of their asses.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 08:22 AM (ExV1e)

123 I am amused by the fact that right next door, Afghanistan and Pakistan are fighting their own little war with each other, and no one gives a rat's ass.

At least I assume they're still fighting. Who knows. No one's saying anything about it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 08:23 AM (Ot/FD)

124 President Boasberg will order this reversed.

I'm honestly surprised he hasn't tried to call Hegseth and order that the mullahs be reanimated and the nuclear program reconstructed. I've never heard of grand jury subpoenas being blocked before.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 16, 2026 08:23 AM (QZThv)

125 The best explanation I've ever heard of critical theory was in a Voddie Bauchum (RIP) sermon. Bauchum's passing was a huge blow; he was such a strong, intelligent voice. Critical theory (which leads directly to DEI, of course) is a cancer....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 08:24 AM (xT8gx)

126 According to the Sleep Foundation, women and people assigned female at birth are more likely to experience insomnia.

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BYRY (But You Repeat Yourself).

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 08:25 AM (My0zW)

127 California has joined the single party rule list of failed governance, along with North Korea and South Africa. Predictable, avoidable, but pre-determined by the seven deadly sins, primarily envy.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2026 08:25 AM (u82oZ)

128 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

129 Incidentally, notice that the demonstrations in Cuba are not anti-American (after all, the Cubans are not liberals).

BWWWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:26 AM (Zz0t1)

130 128 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1)

Because there is no glory in being negative-127th.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 08:26 AM (Ot/FD)

131 women and people assigned female at birth

Science is dead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

132
Because there is no glory in being negative-127th.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 08:26 AM (Ot/FD)

I know, right?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:27 AM (Zz0t1)

133 I have to imagine the grand strategic framework is to cripple the mullahs and any leftover forces so thoroughly that "uprising" isn't even necessary, the people can just saunter in and get to work.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 08:19 AM (Ot/FD)

At the very least, we don't want tens of thousands MORE killed by the IRGC and its minions.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 08:28 AM (ExV1e)

134 TDS on steroids-

Ben Rhodes calls for primaries against Democrats who support Iran war
‘If you can't stand against that, you don't stand for a f***ing thing,’ the former Obama admin official said

https://tinyurl.com/2tvwjevy

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 08:28 AM (NpAcC)

135 In case you needed further proof, Adam Kinzinger is a Capital "C" u-n-t:

Over the weekend, he implied that Trump was at-fault for the deaths of the refueling crew, blamable because parachutes had been removed from that aircraft.

Not even a Community Note that that order came in 2008 or that every expert--even pilots of that craft--agree you can't ever safely parachute from that airplane, stopped him.

Because what is important is that his thousands of losers smear Trump to stoke their hatred.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 08:29 AM (HXT0k)

136 I am allergic to poison ivy..........and it sucks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:29 AM (Zz0t1)

137 Second news snippet in last several weeks reported by Mr. Sefton on our outpost Uranus. Miranda the Moon is essential to planetary defense. When Iran and Cuba are dealt with, we need to colonize Miranda before the Kiingons have time to warp the minds of native Mirandans.

Posted by: Onward! Excelsior! at March 16, 2026 08:29 AM (oftw2)

138 134 TDS on steroids-

Ben Rhodes calls for primaries against Democrats who support Iran war
‘If you can't stand against that, you don't stand for a f***ing thing,’ the former Obama admin official said

https://tinyurl.com/2tvwjevy
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 08:28 AM (NpAcC)

*facepalm*

"Quit moving, foot, I'm trying to shoot you!"

How was this passel of mutants and imbeciles ever given the reins of our country for so long?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 08:30 AM (Ot/FD)

139 redridinghood

Ben Rhodes is not only evil, but on the other side. He is a traitor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2026 08:30 AM (u82oZ)

140 So I wonder if the dems are working to get their voters to coalesce around one of their stinky candidates or will they leave it up to fate?
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 08:20 AM (xT8gx)
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They tried and failed. There are now so many megalomaniacs in the Party they all are convinced they cannot lose.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 16, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX)

141
We are not at quagmire tar baby stage yet but it looks to be on the horizon.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 16, 2026 07:35 AM (XV/Pl)

Nothing is written in stone, here. There are a number of possible outcomes. This is 100% down to how Donald Trump handles this.

But, if he listens to the many voices like General Jim Jones up top, clamoring to overlay "positively Jeffersonian" political systems in countries with huge numbers of radical Muslims, then, yeah - we're in deep shit. That Kool-Aid is pure poison, but lots of people are thirsty for it.

Just because the Islamofascist regime is undesirable, doesn't mean the natural alternative is an Iran where the millions of barking mad religious fanatics just throw up their hands and say "oh wow, these infidel swine were right all along. We should govern things around here through reasoned debate, in a way that guarantees their civil rights against our pitiless theocracy. Let's call together a Congress right after the Chamber of Commerce meeting, and maybe a Taylor Swift show."

That outcome is likely impossible, and if it somehow can be done, it will require decades of occupation and administration by US troops.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 08:30 AM (D24Zb)

142 TDS on steroids-

Ben Rhodes calls for primaries against Democrats who support Iran war
‘If you can't stand against that, you don't stand for a f***ing thing,’ the former Obama admin official said

https://tinyurl.com/2tvwjevy
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 08:28 AM (NpAcC)

Ben Rhodes is a fag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

143 Warai-otoko

Cromwell weeps for this country.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2026 08:30 AM (u82oZ)

144 good morning JJ, Horde

Posted by: callsign claymore at March 16, 2026 08:30 AM (x6UjB)

145 In case you needed further proof, Adam Kinzinger is a Capital "C" u-n-t:

Over the weekend, he implied that Trump was at-fault for the deaths of the refueling crew, blamable because parachutes had been removed from that aircraft.

Not even a Community Note that that order came in 2008 or that every expert--even pilots of that craft--agree you can't ever safely parachute from that airplane, stopped him.

Liberal billionaire bucks are still green, you see........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:31 AM (Zz0t1)

146 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, Horde.

Posted by: Inogame at March 16, 2026 08:32 AM (53oGX)

147 Second news snippet in last several weeks reported by Mr. Sefton on our outpost Uranus. Miranda the Moon is essential to planetary defense. When Iran and Cuba are dealt with, we need to colonize Miranda before the Kiingons have time to warp the minds of native Mirandans.
Posted by: Onward! Excelsior! at March 16, 2026 08:29 AM (oftw2)
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Miranda was also the name of the moon where the Alliance tested "The Pax," a mind-altering chemical designed to produce willing docile slaves. It backfired bigtime, causing 99.9% of the population to lay down and die.

The remaining 0.1% became the ultraviolent "Reavers."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 08:32 AM (ESVrU)

148 Ben Rhodes... the eleventy-first example of the kinds of intellectual and moral defectives that Obama brought into government. IIRC, he was quite proud that he could fool idiot journalists into printing his desired message; effectively, he thought it was quite an accomplishment taking candy from a baby.... good grief

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 08:32 AM (xT8gx)

149 136 I am allergic to poison ivy..........and it sucks.
Posted by: Sponge

Benadryl has no effect on poison ivy itching. It's a different kind of reaction. Steroid based creams and oral steroids are the treatment.

Posted by: Dr. Whatsamatta at March 16, 2026 08:33 AM (oftw2)

150 Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) and Rep. Jason Crow (D-CO) — both members of the so-called “Seditious Six,” a group of lawmakers who released a video warning service members not to follow unlawful orders — along with Rep. Eugene Vindman (D-VA), claimed that Hegseth’s use of the phrase “no quarter” constituted an illegal order, a war crime.
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Saw an actual instructor on war crimes on X.

Not one word of what Hegseth said was an "order."
No one thinks it was an official order.
And it doesn't qualify as an order under any definition.
They know that.

But truth and facts will never stop the left from smearing Trump to stoke their hatred.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 08:33 AM (HXT0k)

151 Merkel Blasted for Calling on Migrants to Vote Against Populist AfD Party

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Second look at The Berlin Wall?

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 08:33 AM (My0zW)

152 148 Ben Rhodes... the eleventy-first example of the kinds of intellectual and moral defectives that Obama brought into government. IIRC, he was quite proud that he could fool idiot journalists into printing his desired message; effectively, he thought it was quite an accomplishment taking candy from a baby.... good grief
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 08:32 AM (xT8gx)

They form their entire worldview at the age of twelve, and never look back.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 08:33 AM (Ot/FD)

153
The remaining 0.1% became the ultraviolent "Reavers."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 08:32 AM (ESVrU)

Don't fear the Reaver.

Posted by: Blew Oyster C*nt at March 16, 2026 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

154 "These journalists who get paid to repeat what I say will always repeat what I say! What idiots!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 08:35 AM (Ot/FD)

155 I wonder how much of this domino effect of rolling back the enemies of the USA was possible because Putin rebuffed Trump's attempt at ending the war on Ukraine.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 08:35 AM (Dv3i1)

156 Have a great day, everyone.

May you all be thriving in your local AOR.
As always, head on a swivel and have a plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2026 08:35 AM (u82oZ)

157 Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) and Rep. Jason Crow (D-CO) — both members of the so-called “Seditious Six,” a group of lawmakers who released a video warning service members not to follow unlawful orders — along with Rep. Eugene Vindman (D-VA), claimed that Hegseth’s use of the phrase “no quarter” constituted an illegal order, a war crime.
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Sedition is a crime too, and if there existed a fair and impartial judiciary, Kelly would be prosecutable.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 07:18 AM (b4kbr)

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That sounds an awful lot like giving aid and comfort to the enemy.

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 08:36 AM (My0zW)

158
Benadryl has no effect on poison ivy itching. It's a different kind of reaction. Steroid based creams and oral steroids are the treatment.
Posted by: Dr. Whatsamatta at March 16, 2026 08:33 AM (oftw2)

I'm using a cream that the wife got during her cancer treatments, unrelated to cancer, but related to the rash she'd get from the stuff they use instead of iodine to clean around incisions.

Posted by: Blew Oyster C*nt at March 16, 2026 08:36 AM (Zz0t1)

159 Just because the Islamofascist regime is undesirable, doesn't mean the natural alternative is an Iran where the millions of barking mad religious fanatics just throw up their hands and say "oh wow, these infidel swine were right all along. We should govern things around here through reasoned debate, in a way that guarantees their civil rights against our pitiless theocracy. Let's call together a Congress right after the Chamber of Commerce meeting, and maybe a Taylor Swift show."

That outcome is likely impossible, and if it somehow can be done, it will require decades of occupation and administration by US troops.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 08:30 AM (D24Zb)

I'm mildly optimistic because it is my understanding that a good chunk of the Iranian populace is not radically islamic but are educated and secular. They've been under the heel of the mullahs but the raw material is there for a functioning state that would not be a natural enemy to the US. Decimate the mullahs and stand back

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 08:36 AM (xT8gx)

160 Damn....it's Monday, after all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:37 AM (Zz0t1)

161 I am allergic to poison ivy..........and it sucks.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

Fistbump.
Zanfel. Expensive, but damn sure worth it. Only thing I've found that'll dry it up in three days.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 08:37 AM (NcUvK)

162 138 How was this passel of mutants and imbeciles ever given the reins of our country for so long?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 16, 2026 08:30 AM (Ot/FD)

Because people were told that they can only feel good about themselves if they vote Demoncrat.

Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 08:38 AM (1YL6+)

163 We need to be really careful with Iran. If we drop too many bombs on only one side, it might tip and all their oil and Mercedes Benzs will fall into the ocean.

Posted by: Hank Johnson at March 16, 2026 08:38 AM (wmRp7)

164 Fistbump.
Zanfel. Expensive, but damn sure worth it. Only thing I've found that'll dry it up in three days.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 08:37 AM (NcUvK)

I was going to text you 'beep beep' as we drove through your neck of the woods this weekend, but texting and driving is bad.

I'm using something the wife has from her various days in the hospital over the last couple years and it seems to be moderately effective. She did look it up and it can be used for poison ivy, so I'm not 'experimenting.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

165 The people screeching the loudest against the downfall of America's enemies are the Ivy Leaguers whose cushy featherbedding jobs are going away - USAID/NGO/UN/NATO/State Dept service all in the name of managing these delicate situations caused by enemies propped up by US taxpayer funds to maintain the status quo.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 08:40 AM (Dv3i1)

166 6 I am allergic to poison ivy..........and it sucks.
Posted by: Sponge

Benadryl has no effect on poison ivy itching. It's a different kind of reaction. Steroid based creams and oral steroids are the treatment.
Posted by: Dr. Whatsamatta at March 16, 2026 08:33 AM (oftw2)
*******
Hydrocortisone cream and baking soda baths has worked for me in the past.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 08:41 AM (NpAcC)

167 Love how everyone forgot how they were championing a Firefly/Serenity reboot and telling those of us who said it would never happen to shut up because we didn't know what we were talking about and accepted a cartoon series.

😂😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 08:41 AM (NcUvK)

168 I hope Cuba turns into the biggest mass killing of commies and their families the world has ever seen.
I kill a communist for fun, but for a green card... I'm gonna carve him up real nice.
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Please let the Commie Clean Up start just after all those American lefties, who say they support Cuba, show up in "solidarity."

Do us a solid, will you?
Kind of a "well, they were here but now we can't find them" kinda thing?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 08:41 AM (HXT0k)

169 Ben Rhodes... the eleventy-first example of the kinds of intellectual and moral defectives that Obama brought into government. IIRC, he was quite proud that he could fool idiot journalists into printing his desired message; effectively, he thought it was quite an accomplishment taking candy from a baby.... good grief

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 08:32 AM (xT8gx)

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Ben Rhodes holds a Master of Fine Arts (MFA) in Creative Writing from New York University.

DogEater gave us "The Least and The Lightest," including that idiot F. Joe Biden and his idiot Kommie-la and her idiot Tampon Tim and ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 08:41 AM (My0zW)

170 Moron, spelled the same but not pronounced the same. 10 quatloos for recognizing the reference.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 07:50 AM (+nEug)

What a ma-ROON. What an im-BESS-el.

Posted by: Doof - channeling Bugs Bunny at March 16, 2026 08:44 AM (zcJ6r)

171 I was going to text you 'beep beep' as we drove through your neck of the woods this weekend, but texting and driving is bad.

I'm using something the wife has from her various days in the hospital over the last couple years and it seems to be moderately effective. She did look it up and it can be used for poison ivy, so I'm not 'experimenting.'
Posted by: Sponge

👍🏻👍🏻
Keep the Zanfel in the back of your mind. It works.
I had poison ivy so bad one year my mom had to wrap me in a bedsheet to take me to the doctor. I was 11. It was November and there was snow on the ground. That's how allergic I am.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 08:45 AM (NcUvK)

172 Doof , Good morning, darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 08:45 AM (+nEug)

173 Honestly with Iran, I'm worried that the repeated purges of the people who would rise up each time they though the US would do something has tapped out most of the potential there.

Posted by: Ryan Frank at March 16, 2026 08:47 AM (fgmuN)

174 How is the unprecedented growth of lesbianism contributing to America’s demographic demise, and what can be done?

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Ban soy products?

Exile and let them colonize Greenland?

Make Fathers In The Home Great Again?

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 08:47 AM (My0zW)

175 Came back to say that Trump asking China to send some Naval forces to help keep the Strait of Hormuz open was genius, and well as tying the summit to Chinese help.

We can get a lot of intel watching them operate.

Finally, China is threatening all Panamanian flagged ships with consequences. This is going to be an own goal on the Chinese economy.

Now GTG.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 16, 2026 08:47 AM (u82oZ)

176 @infodexx
% of respondents who feel their country takes in too many migrants:

🇬🇷 Greece: 90%
🇨🇾 Cyprus: 84%
🇮🇪 Ireland: 78%
🇩🇪 Germany: 77%
🇦🇹 Austria: 77%
🇧🇬 Bulgaria: 76%
🇵🇱 Poland: 75%
🇮🇹 Italy: 74%
🇧🇪 Belgium: 73%
🇨🇿 Czechia: 72%
🇪🇸 Spain: 70%
🇫🇷 France: 70%
🇸🇪 Sweden: 70%
🇫🇮 Finland: 68%
🇪🇪 Estonia: 68%
🇱🇹 Lithuania: 63%
🇱🇻 Latvia: 61%
🇵🇹 Portugal: 57%
🇸🇰 Slovakia: 57%
🇩🇰 Denmark: 57%
🇷🇴 Romania: 57%

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 08:47 AM (Dv3i1)

177 Ben Rhodes, Blinken, Sullivan, Kerry, Hillary, Susan Rice, Jarrett et al are the one worlder leftists in the Obama/Biden cabal that would sell this country out in a second. They should be listened to by no one, except as a lesson in how not to do things

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 08:48 AM (YsPj+)

178 Keep the Zanfel in the back of your mind. It works.
I had poison ivy so bad one year my mom had to wrap me in a bedsheet to take me to the doctor. I was 11. It was November and there was snow on the ground. That's how allergic I am.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 08:45 AM (NcUvK)

I spent some summers in the pool, letting the chlorine do it's thing after cutting the blisters to let the fluid out........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

179 Doof , Good morning, darlin
Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 08:45 AM (+nEug)

Good morning!!

Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2026 08:48 AM (zcJ6r)

180 @infodexx
% of respondents who feel their country takes in too many migrants:

The US isn't on that list?

This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

181
Time for movie thread?

Nobody around here or the internet has commented much on Hollywood self-sealing it's casket last night by celebrating Antifa.

Nobody seems to care!

Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 08:49 AM (Y8DZL)

182 Ben Rhodes, Blinken, Sullivan, Kerry, Hillary, Susan Rice, Jarrett et al are the one worlder leftists in the Obama/Biden cabal that would sell this country out in a second. They should be listened to by no one, except as a lesson in how not to do things
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 08:48 AM (YsPj+)

Would?

I think they already have......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:49 AM (Zz0t1)

183 Decimate the mullahs and stand back
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 08:36 AM (xT8gx)

This is where I'm at.

But I think people who want that should be clear-eyed about it. That approach will not lead to a free Iran. Even if a straight-up majority of people want Jeffersonian democracy (I have doubts) there are still too many Muslims for a democracy to bear.

One of two things will precipitate from that power struggle. One would be the Islamists regaining control and going back to their old tricks. At some point we'd have to return and blast them all to kingdom come again. Not great, but meh, it's a yuuuuge setback for them, in any event.

The other would be a military dictatorship that ruthlessly keeps those Islamists suppressed, and more-or-less complies with our demands for peace - something like al-Sisi in Egypt, or Gaddafi in Libya before Hillary Clinton deposed him. Better outcome, if not optimal.

But building a democracy there would have to be done at gunpoint, by us. And people who want that to happen should be clear-eyed about that, too. That lunch will not be a free one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 08:49 AM (D24Zb)

184 I spent some summers in the pool, letting the chlorine do it's thing after cutting the blisters to let the fluid out........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

I was taking a bite when I read that. I threw up in my mouth a bit.

Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2026 08:49 AM (zcJ6r)

185 I get allergic smelling hay.

Posted by: Mrs Douglass at March 16, 2026 08:49 AM (Q+gd/)

186 I just read a David French column. Why did I do that?? Of course, he is offended by Judge VanDyke's use of the phrase "swinging dicks" in a court decision. He's apparently more offended by the use of that phrase than by the actual swinging dicks in a women's locker room!

Why, oh why, did I read his drivel? I can never have that 5 minutes back... I felt brain cells draining away as I read...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 08:50 AM (xT8gx)

187 Will the Swedish Doom Goblin flotilla head to Cuber?

Posted by: I gotta ask at March 16, 2026 08:50 AM (2Ez/1)

188 Nobody around here or the internet has commented much on Hollywood self-sealing it's casket last night by celebrating Antifa.

Nobody seems to care!
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 08:49 AM (Y8DZL)

That's likely because no one around here watched it and has no idea what you're talking about.

However, TJM will be in shortly and I'm sure will be able to comment on it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

189 A decade or so ago, my brother went to Cuba (via Mexico) and came back saying "If Cuba ever becomes free, you want the white paint concession"

Posted by: SMOD at March 16, 2026 08:51 AM (RHGPo)

190 Nobody around here or the internet has commented much on Hollywood self-sealing it's casket last night by celebrating Antifa.

I didn't watch but I knew it had to be bad bc my left-leaning daughter complained about how boring and political it was.

this is also the first year she hadn't watched all the Best Picture noms. We watched Sinners which was half a good movie (I know how to fix it! where are editors?!?!) but she was unable to get through the rest or didn't try

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 08:51 AM (j+aD2)

191 Love how everyone forgot how they were championing a Firefly/Serenity reboot and telling those of us who said it would never happen to shut up because we didn't know what we were talking about and accepted a cartoon series.

😂😂😂😂
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 08:41 AM (NcUvK)
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Can someone explain this I Told You So! comment? Is there going to be a new Firefly season? Another Serenity?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 08:51 AM (jiRXK)

192
I was taking a bite when I read that. I threw up in my mouth a bit.
Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2026 08:49 AM (zcJ6r)

Watch as the pounds just melt away!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:52 AM (Zz0t1)

193 I believe the Israelis have a plan with necessary start conditions for initiating the downfall of the Regime. The revolution attempt will either succeed or not. Pray for success.

The ongoing IDF and US strikes are prepping the internal Iranian battlefield for this plan, along with working to neuter whatever doomsday plan(s) the IRGC has. Plans that Mossad hopefully knows and has given to the joint IDF and US air and missile strike planning team. Also pray for success with this.

Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2026 08:52 AM (5rh/l)

194 @191 looks like there is going to be a second season of Firefly with the original cast

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 16, 2026 08:52 AM (YsPj+)

195 Can someone explain this I Told You So! comment? Is there going to be a new Firefly season? Another Serenity?

yeah I'd like to know too

I just heard they're doing an animated Firefly series or something

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 08:52 AM (j+aD2)

196 But building a democracy there would have to be done at gunpoint, by us. And people who want that to happen should be clear-eyed about that, too. That lunch will not be a free one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 08:49 AM (D24Zb)

I think you're right. Hopefully, we'll get the non-religious autocratic regime that is not unfriendly to the US

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 08:53 AM (xT8gx)

197 Nobody around here or the internet has commented much on Hollywood self-sealing it's casket last night by celebrating Antifa.

Nobody seems to care!
Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 08:49 AM (Y8DZL)

That's likely because no one around here watched it and has no idea what you're talking about.

However, TJM will be in shortly and I'm sure will be able to comment on it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)
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They celebrated Antifa? I guess they are pretty convinced "eat me last" will work, this time.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 08:53 AM (jiRXK)

198 194 @191 looks like there is going to be a second season of Firefly with the original cast

oh great!

Posted by: BlackOrchid(j+aD2) at March 16, 2026 08:53 AM (j+aD2)

199 I spent some summers in the pool, letting the chlorine do it's thing after cutting the blisters to let the fluid out........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1)

I was taking a bite when I read that. I threw up in my mouth a bit.
Posted by: Doof
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Yeah, are we talking about actual poison ivy, or poison ivy in the sense of the song?

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 16, 2026 08:53 AM (XvL8K)

200 David French is a fag.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

201 The US isn't on that list?
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Prob just a poll of European countries. Europe's version of the Ivy League that runs the EU doesn't care what the European people want.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 08:54 AM (Dv3i1)

202 I was in the pool!!

Posted by: Poison ivy shrinkage at March 16, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)

203 It will be nice once Cuba goes free so all the broke ass old farts living on their meager social security can move there and live like kings with maids and servants and whores who like it up the culo.

Posted by: Pitbull at March 16, 2026 08:55 AM (Qrqtl)

204 I saw it posited that not passing the Save Act until immediately before the elections would keep all the lawsuits at bay. More internet gossip.
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Not speculation, actual law.

SCOTUS set the sorta outer limit of "no major judicial rulings" on changing election laws at about 90 days before the election in the TX redistricting case.

That is, the law must go in effect and the injunction was improper.

Early voting starts in MN and VA on September 18th.

Thus, let's not pass the SAVE Act until late July.

Under that precedent, the injunctions preventing its implementation would be struck down.

Remember: The SAVE Act includes a provision for private right to sue to enforce it--we don't need to wait for the DOJ to sue states

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 08:55 AM (HXT0k)

205 They celebrated Antifa? I guess they are pretty convinced "eat me last" will work, this time.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 08:53 AM (jiRXK)

They had to celebrate it, since they fund it. They're not getting their money's worth since Trump got re-elected and the feds are doing their jobs, arresting the rioters and deporting the illegals.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

206 That's likely because no one around here watched it and has no idea what you're talking about.

However, TJM will be in shortly and I'm sure will be able to comment on it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:50 AM (Zz0t1)

He emerged from the shadows on last night's ONT and said he wasn't watching.
I now believe that he secretly lurks on my threads. Someone mentioned him because of the Oscars, and he suddenly appeared to comment. This tells me that he was lurking. He probably does that often.
He won't admit this, but I know it to be true!

Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2026 08:56 AM (zcJ6r)

207 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Mom proudly posted that her daughter got her first testosterone shot, making her daughter dependent on big pharma for life.

https://tinyurl.com/mpk528zp

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)

208 I just read a David French column. Why did I do that?? Of course, he is offended by Judge VanDyke's use of the phrase "swinging dicks" in a court decision. He's apparently more offended by the use of that phrase than by the actual swinging dicks in a women's locker room!
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Clever judge...what a good way to expose all the retarded hypocrites; "Tell us: are you more offended by the words or the reality?"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 08:56 AM (jiRXK)

209 WATCH: Democrat Candidate Says Christians Who Oppose Trans Ideology Are Racist

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In America, we call them "Trans-Am Racists!"

/I'm old enough to remember Trans Am race series of the late sixties and early seventies.

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 08:56 AM (My0zW)

210 Regarding the Oscars, I was very disappointed that neither "On the Waterfront...Again", nor "Titanic II" walked away with any awards at all.

Posted by: Gene Shellfish, NBC at March 16, 2026 08:57 AM (oftw2)

211
Prob just a poll of European countries. Europe's version of the Ivy League that runs the EU doesn't care what the European people want.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 08:54 AM (Dv3i1)

As is with most communist territories.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

212 A decade or so ago, my brother went to Cuba (via Mexico) and came back saying "If Cuba ever becomes free, you want the white paint concession"
Posted by: SMOD

Like Santorini.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 08:58 AM (NcUvK)

213 205 They celebrated Antifa? I guess they are pretty convinced "eat me last" will work, this time.
Posted by
Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 08:53 AM (jiRXK)

There is a movie I heard that makes Antifa the good guys... It must have won.... Surprise !

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 08:59 AM (mpEqY)

214 He won't admit this, but I know it to be true!
Posted by: Doof at March 16, 2026 08:56 AM (zcJ6r)

Your star on the walk of fame is imminent.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 08:59 AM (Zz0t1)

215 Doof is correct. TJM is a lurker. It's obvious.

Posted by: Duck! Dodge! Hide! at March 16, 2026 08:59 AM (oftw2)

216 @ImMeme0
Mom proudly posted that her daughter got her first testosterone shot, making her daughter dependent on big pharma for life.

https://tinyurl.com/mpk528zp
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)

God didn't get it wrong. You did.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:00 AM (Zz0t1)

217 209 WATCH: Democrat Candidate Says Christians Who Oppose Trans Ideology Are Racist

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In America, we call them "Trans-Am Racists!"

/I'm old enough to remember Trans Am race series of the late sixties and early seventies.
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 08:56 AM (My0zW)

Racist HOW?

The Brothas in Da' Hood don't play that shit.

Trooning Out is a White Man's Game.

Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 09:00 AM (1YL6+)

218 215 Doof is correct. TJM is a lurker. It's obvious.
Posted by: Duck! Dodge! Hide! at March 16, 2026 08:59 AM (oftw2)

Sometimes I look at the OT but don't comment... You're all too weird for me...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 09:01 AM (mpEqY)

219 I used to be somewhat enthusiastic about the Oscars. "Film is pop culture, but it can be fine art, too!"

Whatever happened to our culture? Will it be healthy again in my lifetime, or even by the next generation?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 16, 2026 09:01 AM (BHrzb)

220 Can someone explain this I Told You So! comment? Is there going to be a new Firefly season? Another Serenity?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

It's going to be a cartoon series. LOL.

IOW, they are going to phone in their voices.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 09:01 AM (NcUvK)

221 - @199 Biff

54 year flashback to a marching cadence
Late at night while you're sleepin'
Charlie Cong comes a creepin' all around

Posted by: TeeJ at March 16, 2026 09:02 AM (Gk2Bn)

222 Sometimes I look at the OT but don't comment... You're all too weird for me...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 09:01 AM (mpEqY)

And yet, you comment in the Art Thread........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

223 England Forsakes its Heroes

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Voting Winston Churchill out of power after he'd essentially & crucially led the saving of Western Civilization in 1945 wasn't your first clue?

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 09:02 AM (My0zW)

224 Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 16, 2026 08:47 AM (Dv3i1)

But they keep voting for people who hold the doors open. Must not be all that important to them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 09:02 AM (ExV1e)

225 I enjoyed the American Greatness article on James Talarico and David French. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 16, 2026 09:02 AM (rZCVI)

226
Whatever happened to our culture? Will it be healthy again in my lifetime, or even by the next generation?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 16, 2026 09:01 AM (BHrzb)

White people don't have culture, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

227 And yet, you comment in the Art Thread........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

True... I guess that can be weird sometimes too....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 09:03 AM (mpEqY)

228 It was only in a small town in central-eastem Cuba by a small group of young people at night. There was no electricity for hours due to the Trump imposed oil blockade.

I'm sure it totally was organic and not the CIA. I can't prove it but something about this makes me want to say, fuck the USA.

In the last 5 years, 15% of Cuba's population has immigrated, a demographic disaster comparable to the potato famine in Ireland. Furthermore, the tourism market declined after the Covid-19 pandemic, and now they are suffering from constant blackouts and oil shortages. But somehow people will argue that it's all the CIA's fault and that Cubans love the communist regime and how they've ruled for the last half-century.

I just hope they get Venezuelaed and not Iraned

I too hope the pedophile class that runs the US government just kidnap a sovereign head of state rather than bombing them, yeah, that'd be much better. 🙄

President Trump says Cuba wants to make a deal with US. He’s spent a lifetime pretending to be a businessman. Everyone always wants to ‘make a deal’ or he’s always ‘negotiating’. It’s like a toddler playing make believe.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 09:03 AM (JCZqz)

229 WATCH: Democrat Candidate Says Christians Who Oppose Trans Ideology Are Racist

When did trans become a race?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 09:03 AM (NcUvK)

230 I'm sitting in my office right now watching the snow flurries fall from the sky...

Whatever happened to spring?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 09:03 AM (ESVrU)

231 230 I'm sitting in my office right now watching the snow flurries fall from the sky...

Whatever happened to spring?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 09:03 AM (ESVr

It's gonna be 90 here today... I miss winter

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 09:04 AM (mpEqY)

232 Whatever happened to our culture? Will it be healthy again in my lifetime, or even by the next generation?
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 16, 2026 09:01 AM (BHrzb)

Yes...after the call to prayer and your time beating your head on the ground at your local mosque, you can go out for curry at the local indian street food vendor while using your chinese language app to try and get your child into a university.

See normal, mom and apple pie America!

Posted by: Circa 2045 at March 16, 2026 09:05 AM (Qrqtl)

233 Can someone explain this I Told You So! comment? Is there going to be a new Firefly season? Another Serenity?
Posted by: Huck Follywood

It's going to be a cartoon series. LOL.

IOW, they are going to phone in their voices.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 09:01 AM (NcUvK)

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They could do it a lot cheaper with AI.

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 09:05 AM (My0zW)

234 Whatever happened to spring?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 09:03 AM (ESVrU)

It was snowing in Northern Oklahoma yesterday.

It's 34 degrees in DFW this morning. Winter isn't done just yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:06 AM (Zz0t1)

235 Adverse possession also requires that they pay the property taxes for a certain period of time. The squatters always ignore that part.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 16, 2026 09:07 AM (gQ15S)

236 I can imagine a lot of Cubans being afraid. Does anyone have marketable jobs skills needed for the 21st century?

Their whole world is about to change.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 16, 2026 09:07 AM (d6BF2)

237
See normal, mom and apple pie America!
Posted by: Circa 2045 at March 16, 2026 09:05 AM (Qrqtl)

The US beat the Dominicans yesterday on a bad Strike 3 call to advance to the finals last night.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

238 Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 08:50 AM (xT8gx)

Ironically, French's attitude is exactly why the judge wrote what he did, and proof French didn't read the actual piece since the judge is pretty clear on that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 16, 2026 09:07 AM (lFFaq)

239
I don't know about Cuba's chances going forward.

Location gambling seems to have died with the internet taking over, the the rest of the Caribbean is built out for vacation accommodation, live entertainment has gone the way of vaudeville, and the cost of building up a trashed infrastructure and selling beachfront to boomer Yankees seems to be a bad bet.

Posted by: Auspex at March 16, 2026 09:08 AM (Y8DZL)

240 I'm sitting in my office right now watching the snow flurries fall from the sky...

Whatever happened to spring?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 16, 2026 09:03 AM (ESVrU)

33 degrees here in north Texas right now after it was 82 degrees yesterday!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 09:08 AM (xT8gx)

241
Ironically, French's attitude is exactly why the judge wrote what he did, and proof French didn't read the actual piece since the judge is pretty clear on that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 16, 2026 09:07 AM (lFFaq)

He's a libtard. Of course he's not going to do the needful.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:08 AM (Zz0t1)

242 President Trump says Cuba wants to make a deal with US. He’s spent a lifetime pretending to be a businessman. Everyone always wants to ‘make a deal’ or he’s always ‘negotiating’. It’s like a toddler playing make believe.

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If you wish to know your enemy [h/t Sun Tzu], you should really read "The Art Of The Deal" -- although that assumes (1) you can read, (2) you can comprehend, and (3) you are rational.

Hey, to paraphrase Mr. Loaf -- "One out of three ain't bad ..."

Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 09:09 AM (My0zW)

243
33 degrees here in north Texas right now after it was 82 degrees yesterday!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 09:08 AM (xT8gx)

The 35 mph gusts yesterday made driving quite an adventure.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

244 236 I can imagine a lot of Cubans being afraid. Does anyone have marketable jobs skills needed for the 21st century?
+++

They can help me change the erf's temperature.

Posted by: Greta, The Swedish Doom Goblin at March 16, 2026 09:09 AM (2Ez/1)

245 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0
Mom proudly posted that her daughter got her first testosterone shot, making her daughter dependent on big pharma for life.

https://tinyurl.com/mpk528zp
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)

Septum piercing theory never fails.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 16, 2026 09:09 AM (ExV1e)

246 I don't mind the cold snap but please shut the damned door. The wind is still blustering.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 16, 2026 09:10 AM (+nEug)

247 President Trump says Cuba wants to make a deal with US. He’s spent a lifetime pretending to be a businessman. Everyone always wants to ‘make a deal’ or he’s always ‘negotiating’. It’s like a toddler playing make believe.

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If you wish to know your enemy [h/t Sun Tzu], you should really read "The Art Of The Deal" -- although that assumes (1) you can read, (2) you can comprehend, and (3) you are rational.

Hey, to paraphrase Mr. Loaf -- "One out of three ain't bad ..."
Posted by: ShainS

Except they're zero out of three.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 09:10 AM (NcUvK)

248
If you wish to know your enemy [h/t Sun Tzu], you should really read "The Art Of The Deal" -- although that assumes (1) you can read, (2) you can comprehend, and (3) you are rational.

Hey, to paraphrase Mr. Loaf -- "One out of three ain't bad ..."
Posted by: ShainS at March 16, 2026 09:09 AM (My0zW)

I have.. One thing I got from that book is Trump never gives up on a deal...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 09:10 AM (mpEqY)

249 "These...morons. They frighten me."

But they paid for everything and there were no fistfights.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 16, 2026 09:10 AM (d6BF2)

250 President Trump says Cuba wants to make a deal with US. He’s spent a lifetime pretending to be a businessman. Everyone always wants to ‘make a deal’ or he’s always ‘negotiating’. It’s like a toddler playing make believe.

"Pretending" as he made a billion dollars, lost a billion dollars and made another billion dollars doing business.

I'd say he's quite the businessman, you f*cking idiot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:10 AM (Zz0t1)

251 The 35 mph gusts yesterday made driving quite an adventure.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:09 AM (Zz0t1)

The wind last night caused our house to make noises I hadn't heard it make before. I was imagining the big bad wolf huffing and puffing to blow it down....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 09:11 AM (xT8gx)

252 God didn't get it wrong. You did.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:00 A
*******
It's becoming a status symbol for lefty moms.
Just look at Hollywood and see how many stars take pride in having a trans kid and showing them off like a Birkin bag.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

253 Posted by: Pitbull at March 16, 2026 08:55 AM (Qrqtl)

Wasn't that, plus organized crime, what set off the original communist takeover there?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 16, 2026 09:12 AM (lFFaq)

254
https://tinyurl.com/mpk528zp
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 08:56 AM (NpAcC)

Disgusting pig seals the deal by breeding and producing another disgusting pig and giving it a testosterone shot.

Society is doomed. God is not entertained.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:12 AM (Zz0t1)

255 According to Fox and CBC, there are a lot of countries not jumping at the chance to help out in the Strait.

There are a lot of overseas US troops that would probably enjoy some time home stateside. They should bring home equipment too. For servicing.

And torch the bases on the way out because keeping lights on would waste electricity.

Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 09:12 AM (Sco7b)

256 The Copa was the hottest spot north of Havana.

Posted by: Barry Manilow at March 16, 2026 09:12 AM (2Ez/1)

257 It's becoming a status symbol for lefty moms.
Just look at Hollywood and see how many stars take pride in having a trans kid and showing them off like a Birkin bag.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 16, 2026 09:11 AM (NpAcC)

Hollywood is Sodom.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:13 AM (Zz0t1)

258 It's going to be a cartoon series. LOL.

IOW, they are going to phone in their voices.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 09:01 AM (NcUvK)
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Oh...

I guess that makes some sense, since they are all probably way too old to run around the galaxy again, avoiding Reivers and the Alliance

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 09:14 AM (ZFzvp)

259 Gambling is a ripoff, unless you're spending a limited amount so you can enjoy the entertainment, food, drink and activities at the casino hotels.

If you're gambling online, then you get none of those things. It's easier to just set fire to the money.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 09:14 AM (D24Zb)

260 For decades, critics of regime change in Tehran have invoked the specter of chaos – often assuming that the only alternative to the Islamic Republic would be instability

Why would this be bad then rule under the old leadership?

Imagine for a moment that after the current bombing campaign finishes Iran breaks up into regions controlled by different factions, some friendly to us, most neutral or hostile - but all at war with each other.

Wouldn't we want them to spend their treasure and focus killing each other instead of attacking us?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 09:15 AM (sKqQm)

261 Gambling is a ripoff, unless you're spending a limited amount so you can enjoy the entertainment, food, drink and activities at the casino hotels.

If you're gambling online, then you get none of those things. It's easier to just set fire to the money.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 09:14 AM (D24Zb)

There's a reason it's called gambling.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

262
Wouldn't we want them to spend their treasure and focus killing each other instead of attacking us?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 09:15 AM (sKqQm)

But they HAVE to attack us because we attacked them completely unprovoked and it's only fair.

Posted by: The View at March 16, 2026 09:16 AM (Zz0t1)

263 im so dumb i think ted kennedy was a jooooo

Posted by: Ooops ooopsie at March 16, 2026 09:17 AM (oRt+B)

264 Nobody around here or the internet has commented much on Hollywood self-sealing it's casket last night by celebrating Antifa.
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The big "Ha!" the lefties were all stroking themselves over was Kimmeel calling Trump a pedo.

Some stupid like "I noticed no Brit are up for awards. When I told them, they said, 'yeah but at least we arrest our pedophiles."

Knee-slapping, belly-aching funny.

Double-over laughing funny since all the actual real-life muzzie pedos in the UK have official police escorts and protections.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 09:17 AM (HXT0k)

265 President Trump says Cuba wants to make a deal with US. He’s spent a lifetime pretending to be a businessman. Everyone always wants to ‘make a deal’ or he’s always ‘negotiating’. It’s like a toddler playing make believe.

The left: War is never the answer (outside of Libya, Ukraine, Serbia, etc)

Also the left: How dare Trump try to negotiation with our enemies!

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 09:17 AM (sKqQm)

266 I'm sitting right here.

Posted by: Lost Wages, Nevada at March 16, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)

267 Ward Line today announced the refitting of the SS Morro Castle and her sister ship SS Oriente to ply the lucrative NY to Havana run to bring revelers and gamblers to the sunny beaches of Cuba. Make your reservations today.

Posted by: Julie McCoy, Cruise Director at March 16, 2026 09:17 AM (oftw2)

268 Gambling is a ripoff, unless you're spending a limited amount so you can enjoy the entertainment, food, drink and activities at the casino hotels.

If you're gambling online, then you get none of those things. It's easier to just set fire to the money.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 09:14 AM (D24Zb)

There's a reason it's called gambling.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

Many years ago when I was in the army, one day they offered to bus us over to Reno for the day. So of course I went. Reno is like a seedier version of Las Vegas. I did not gamble that day but the casinos offered very cheap meals at their restaurants. As long as you can resist the allure of the gambling you can get relatively cheap hotel rooms and meals at these places... at least that was true mumble, mumble years ago when I was in the army

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 09:19 AM (xT8gx)

269 Oh...

I guess that makes some sense, since they are all probably way too old to run around the galaxy again, avoiding Reivers and the Alliance
Posted by: Huck Follywood

They're all tied up in their own careers is the biggest reason.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 09:20 AM (NcUvK)

270 Casinos suck now ever since Jerry Vale and Corbett Monica passed on.

Posted by: Morty gunty at March 16, 2026 09:20 AM (oftw2)

271 Many years ago when I was in the army, one day they offered to bus us over to Reno for the day. So of course I went. Reno is like a seedier version of Las Vegas.

Geez. Reno must be like East St. Louis/St. Louis, because Vegas is pretty seedy.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 09:21 AM (NcUvK)

272 They'll pour free booze down you as long as you're gambling, in the hopes of getting you to act real dumb. Just play slots. Sloooowly. Get a buzz on. Eat some cheap steaks. Take in a show. It's the only way to beat the house.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 09:22 AM (D24Zb)

273
Some stupid like "I noticed no Brit are up for awards. When I told them, they said, 'yeah but at least we arrest our pedophiles."

I hope Trump sues EVERYONE.

For 35 billion dollars.

F*ck them all........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:22 AM (Zz0t1)

274 261 Gambling is a ripoff, unless you're spending a limited amount so you can enjoy the entertainment, food, drink and activities at the casino hotels.

If you're gambling online, then you get none of those things. It's easier to just set fire to the money.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 09:14 AM (D24Zb)

There's a reason it's called gambling.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:15 AM (Zz0t1)

yes, and keep in mind there will be no organized gambling unless the house has an advantage. Statistics, vigorish, or both.

Posted by: Gref at March 16, 2026 09:22 AM (5rh/l)

275 Happy Monday!

It' 15 degrees out, apple cale is in the oven, warming up by the fire w/the doggie. Tell me there's some good news links up above. . .?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2026 09:22 AM (Suwql)

276 My favorite moment of the Oscars, before I was banished for the crime of yelling at the TV set, was Conan O'Brien pompously complimenting England for arresting pedophiles, in contrast to us (he implied) letting Pedo Trump walk the streets freely. This exposes the Hollywood lefties in a very efficient manner.

Every single thing Conan believes, as expressed in his comment, is the opposite of reality: England does not arrest grooming gang pedophiles, England's arrest of Andrew and Lord Mandelson aren't pedo arrests, and America arrests pedos when local law doesn't protect them, or force elementary school children to accept their advances, and, lastly (and obviously), Trump is no pedophile.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 09:23 AM (raYC5)

277 You can't lose if you don't play.

Posted by: The Lottery at March 16, 2026 09:23 AM (2Ez/1)

278 It's going to be a cartoon series. LOL.

IOW, they are going to phone in their voices.
Posted by: rickb223

Actually, it might be the best compromise to restart the franchise. People like the original cast, but they're way to old now to do live action and look right, so animation of their original characters with their voices might be the right call. Animated series can be successful when targeted at adults and with more serious topics.

If it is successful, I'd hope to see a spin-off live action with a new crew. Could be like Star Trek...we had the original series, an animated series, and The Next Generation.

Culminating with Star Feet Learing Center...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 16, 2026 09:24 AM (JCZqz)

279 As long as you can resist the allure of the gambling you can get relatively cheap hotel rooms and meals at these places... at least that was true mumble, mumble years ago when I was in the army
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 09:19 AM (xT8gx)

The biggest advantage the boats in Louisiana has over Indian casinos in Oklahoma is they give you free booze while you're gambling.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:24 AM (Zz0t1)

280 >>Some stupid like "I noticed no Brit are up for awards. When I told them, they said, 'yeah but at least we arrest our pedophiles."

Oh yeah, the award show last night.
Did we get out first transwoman Best Actress or Supporting Actress yet? LOLGF

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2026 09:24 AM (Suwql)

281 Geez. Reno must be like East St. Louis/St. Louis, because Vegas is pretty seedy.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 09:21 AM (NcUvK)

Yeah... Reno is NOT impressive at all. At least Vegas has the Bellagio fountains...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 09:24 AM (xT8gx)

282 In most places the law requires gambling institutions to post the amount the house makes.

So if it is 2%, for every $100 you spend you will on average get $98 back.

While you can of course "beat the odds" in the short term, it is unlikely.

You then can and should price out how much you will gamble if you are going to do so ahead of time...AND STICK WITH IT. Also, I think an important point is that money that is lost is in fact lost. If you go in with $100 and get down to $80 that twenty bucks is gone...don't bet on the basis of "I'll win it back"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 09:24 AM (sKqQm)

283 Always listen to Conan O'Brien. Unless don't want to get hacked to pieces. Then you should ignore him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 09:24 AM (D24Zb)

284 In the case of the Art Thread, the House always wins.

Posted by: Inveterate Loser at March 16, 2026 09:24 AM (oftw2)

285 The Brits don't arrest their pedophiles. They won't even investigate them

Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 16, 2026 09:25 AM (gQ15S)

286 Actually, it might be the best compromise to restart the franchise. People like the original cast, but they're way to old now to do live action and look right, so animation of their original characters with their voices might be the right call. Animated series can be successful when targeted at adults and with more serious topics.

If it is successful, I'd hope to see a spin-off live action with a new crew. Could be like Star Trek...we had the original series, an animated series, and The Next Generation.

Culminating with Star Feet Learing Center...
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

Disney owns the franchise.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 09:25 AM (NcUvK)

287 Speaking of retarded things online…

Ashley Madison is back. I heard an ad for it on a podcast.

Posted by: Heroq at March 16, 2026 09:25 AM (hNsiU)

288 Always listen to Conan O'Brien. Unless don't want to get hacked to pieces. Then you should ignore him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 09:24 AM (D24Zb)

No one asked him if he's been swimming in the waters of Haiti lately.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:26 AM (Zz0t1)

289 I find it odd that Conan is suddenly in favor of contacting law enforcement about people.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 09:26 AM (D24Zb)

290 Wait, the left is praising IngSoc under "Rape Gangs" Starmer for arresting Prince Andrew?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 09:26 AM (sKqQm)

291 You can't lose if you don't play.
Posted by: The Lottery at March 16, 2026 09:23 AM (2Ez/1)

The only way to win is to not play the game - WOPR

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 09:26 AM (xT8gx)

292 Maybe Conan O'Brien meant Bill Clinton..... Nah... He is actually guilty...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 16, 2026 09:26 AM (mpEqY)

293 I dealt blackjack for several years. It was a new casino so the waitresses were pretty.

Aside from that, my desire to live ebbed greatly....

Oh man, I missed the Oscars. What kind of moron misses the Oscars. Next I won't give a flying crap about that World Cup soccer crap.

Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 09:26 AM (Sco7b)

294 But casinos don't have limericks.

Posted by: Just the punchline at March 16, 2026 09:27 AM (2Ez/1)

295 Israel reports that Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei is injured and in “low condition.”

Someone painted April fool in big black letters on a dead end sign
I had my foot on the gas as I left the road and blew out my mind
Eight miles outta Memphis and I got no spare
Eight miles straight up downtown somewhere
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 16, 2026 09:27 AM (gbOdA)

296 A warning, to everyone out there dealing with Iranians, any time one meets an Iranian whose parents, who themselves left after 1979, to escape the troubles, and who is a leftist and hates Israel, Trump, etc, he is a dyed-in-the-wool MEK marxist, and terrorist. In 1970s they aligned with the jihadists, and then when jihadists had no use for them, they started killing those reds too. So fvck them. They are no better than any Marxist scum.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 09:27 AM (GD0B3)

297 Did we get out first transwoman Best Actress or Supporting Actress yet? LOLGF
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2026 09:24 AM (Suwql)
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I'm never clear on whether a "trans-woman" is a man wearing a dress or a woman trying to grow a beard....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 09:27 AM (raYC5)

298 They celebrated Antifa? I guess they are pretty convinced "eat me last" will work, this time.
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The articles on the conviction of those Antifa in Dallas are bizzaro-world.

See, it was just a protest on July 4th.
And they only got convicted because they happened to wear all-black.
So they're being prosecuted for their 1st Amendment exercise.

Nothing about how:
- it was late at night
- they were shooting fireworks at the cars and building and vandalizing the vehicles to draw the agents out
- and then started shooting * at the agents when they did come out
- all pre-planned via extensive text messages

* the ones that even mention that part, 1st imply that it was defensive on the Antifa part and 2, that it only grazed his neck and the agent was fine, so no big deal.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 09:28 AM (HXT0k)

299 Not all Iranians living abroad are the same.

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 09:28 AM (GD0B3)

300 I'm never clear on whether a "trans-woman" is a man wearing a dress or a woman trying to grow a beard....

Read trans in this case as "fake"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 16, 2026 09:28 AM (sKqQm)

301 I'm always a little slow, but didn't Rob Reiner get murdered by his son after attending a party at Conan O'Brien's house?? I wonder if he called the cops on the son...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 09:28 AM (xT8gx)

302 If you treat gambling like an entertainment expense it can be fun. Go in thinking I’m going to lose $250 or whatever amount. And when it’s gone, it’s gone and you’ve had a fun night.

Posted by: Heroq at March 16, 2026 09:28 AM (hNsiU)

303
Oh man, I missed the Oscars. What kind of moron misses the Oscars. Next I won't give a flying crap about that World Cup soccer crap.
Posted by: Stateless at March 16, 2026 09:26 AM (Sco7b)

They actually had it on a TV at the local haunt last night. I saw Kimmel and threw up in my mouth a little. It was a momentary lapse of reason, diverting my view from the baseball game.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:28 AM (Zz0t1)

304 >>Conan O'Brien pompously complimenting England for arresting pedophiles, in contrast to us (he implied) letting Pedo Trump walk the streets freely.

Oh really? Have we prosecuted the people who molested Corey Haim, Amanda Bynes, and the myriad other Disney & Nickelodeon stars? Have they arrested notorious alleged pedos Bryan Singer? There are so many in Hollywood they really have no business grandstanding on this topic.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2026 09:29 AM (Suwql)

305 You can't lose if you don't play.
Posted by: The Lottery at March 16, 2026 09:23 AM (2Ez/1)

The only way to win is to not play the game - WOPR
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Double your money: walk in, pull out your money, fold it over, put it back in your pocket and walk out.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 09:29 AM (NcUvK)

306 They are easy to spot, just ask them about Reza Pahlavi...

Posted by: runner at March 16, 2026 09:29 AM (GD0B3)

307 Back in the day, my buddies and I would fly out to Vegas to watch the 1st two rounds of March Madness and sit in the sports book all day betting on the games and drinking with the drink tickets you got for placing bets.

It was a lot of fun. I hear things are different there now.

Note: I'm not a gambling man. Those trips were the only times I've wagered money.

Escept when we went to Keeneland, River Downs, etc. lol

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 16, 2026 09:29 AM (DgMqy)

308 Like every year since 2005ish I have no idea who won an Oscar or who was nominated or have seen any of the movies. It’s all woke nonsense these days.

Posted by: Heroq at March 16, 2026 09:29 AM (hNsiU)

309 I wonder if he called the cops on the son...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 16, 2026 09:28 AM (xT8g

He stopped the people who wanted to call them. Didn't want to embarrass the soon to be mangled Rob Reiner with a nasty scene.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 09:29 AM (D24Zb)

310 "decimate."

I kept hearing that word. I don't think means what they think it means.

I like annihilate better.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 16, 2026 09:30 AM (d6BF2)

311 I like annihilate better.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 16, 2026 09:30 AM

Debellate.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 16, 2026 09:31 AM (D24Zb)

312 Cubist art up

Posted by: rickb223 at March 16, 2026 09:31 AM (NcUvK)

313 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 16, 2026 09:31 AM (Zz0t1)

314 @233/ShainS: "They could do it a lot cheaper with AI."

And it would be greatly cheapened.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 16, 2026 09:31 AM (O7YUW)

315 >>I'm never clear on whether a "trans-woman" is a man wearing a dress or a woman trying to grow a beard....

I am waiting for a biological man to beat out all the women nominees. Could've happened last year, but sadly for the trans, some old tweets were uncovered and he had said some non-woke things years ago.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2026 09:31 AM (Suwql)

316 Isn't patricide frowned upon in Judaism?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 16, 2026 09:32 AM (d6BF2)

317 In the last 5 years, 15% of Cuba's population has immigrated, a demographic disaster comparable to the potato famine in Ireland. Furthermore, the tourism market declined after the Covid-19 pandemic, and now they are suffering from constant blackouts and oil shortages.
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"tourism"
Yeah, that's what it was.
And not "moderately well-off Euros and Canadian pedos getting their young meat fix."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 16, 2026 09:32 AM (HXT0k)

318 I saw some shit on Reddit about definate. Trump used the word and the pedants were all aaahcthcually decimate means kill 1/10 people. Trump hasn’t killed 1/10 Iranians so this shows how stoopid he is.

Posted by: Heroq at March 16, 2026 09:32 AM (hNsiU)

319 315 I am waiting for a biological man to beat out all the women nominees. Could've happened last year, but sadly for the trans, some old tweets were uncovered and he had said some non-woke things years ago.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2026 09:31 AM (Suwql)

Most troons were dropping the hard-R every other sentence for YEARS before they troon out and try to be all "wholesome uwu nerdy e-thot".

It's part of what's called "Troll's Remorse".

Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 09:33 AM (1YL6+)

320 Oh really? Have we prosecuted the people who molested Corey Haim, Amanda Bynes, and the myriad other Disney & Nickelodeon stars? Have they arrested notorious alleged pedos Bryan Singer? There are so many in Hollywood they really have no business grandstanding on this topic.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2026 09:29 AM (Suwql)
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You would think an intelligent guy like O'Brien would have stopped himself from indulging himself in such idiotic smuggery, but no....

In his universe, I guess irony doesn't exist.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 16, 2026 09:36 AM (raYC5)

321 >>Most troons were dropping the hard-R every other sentence for YEARS before they troon out and try to be all "wholesome uwu nerdy e-thot".

Think in this person's case, it was racist?
It was funny, since that movie had gotten the most nominations ever as everyone was swooning over the trans-themed movie and then they had to stop suddenly or piss off BLM.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2026 09:37 AM (Suwql)

322 321 Think in this person's case, it was racist?
It was funny, since that movie had gotten the most nominations ever as everyone was swooning over the trans-themed movie and then they had to stop suddenly or piss off BLM.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2026 09:37 AM (Suwql)

The hard-R would count as racist. *****r instead of ****a (and no, I'm not going to actually say it. Someone who is 100% white can say it instead.)

Posted by: XTC at March 16, 2026 09:42 AM (1YL6+)

323 Heh, XTC, thought you were referring to "r#tard."
I'm slow!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 16, 2026 09:47 AM (Suwql)

324 Those of us with good singing voices can start a tabernacle choir there.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 16, 2026 07:41 AM (1o8D5)

The Moron Tavernnacle choir.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 16, 2026 09:49 AM (5xuJ/)

325 #183 I lived in secular Iran in the 70’s and it ran pretty well.

Posted by: AnnaS at March 16, 2026 10:04 AM (U3RhF)

326 Looks like American Greatness needs to reacquaint itself with the Declaration of Independence.

The police ARE CIVILIANS.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 16, 2026 10:36 AM (kBisb)

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