Mid-Morning Art Thread

Oaks and Wild Boars
Karl Bodmer

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

2 st

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 09:30 AM (gbOdA)

3 Where's my tanerite?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

4 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at March 18, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+)

5
boarinnng

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 09:31 AM (gbOdA)

6 Is Lena Dunham lying there in a porcine coat?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2026 09:31 AM (ynpvh)

7 oxen wild boers.

Posted by: cmeat at March 18, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

8 Don't fall out of the tree, Travis.

Posted by: huerfano at March 18, 2026 09:31 AM (98kQX)

9 Dark.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 18, 2026 09:32 AM (Kt19C)

10 Dark

Posted by: Tuna at March 18, 2026 09:32 AM (lJ0H4)

11 The positioning of the boars in front of the tree is rather wooden...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2026 09:32 AM (ynpvh)

12 Kinda dark. Switch to thermals.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 09:32 AM (bFu5X)

13 MFA Boston

Oaks and Wild Boars
Karl Bodmer (Swiss (active in France), 1809–1893)about 1865
Medium/Technique
Oil on canvas
Dimensions
134.0 x 106.7 cm (52 3/4 x 42 in.)
Credit Line
Bequest of Francis Skinner
Accession Number
06.3
NOT ON VIEW

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 09:32 AM (gbOdA)

14 Like the oaks.
Shoot the boars.

Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 09:32 AM (gtcuf)

15 I'd hang it...in my closet.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2026 09:32 AM (ynpvh)

16 Love it. Could even go in the entry of The Man Cave.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 18, 2026 09:33 AM (DgMqy)

17 AR, suppressed. Subsonic rounds.

Thermal.

Fresh meat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

18 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 09:30 AM

Sponge with the 1st!

*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 09:33 AM (bFu5X)

19 17 AR, suppressed. Subsonic rounds.

Thermal.

Fresh meat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

You shoot one...how many boars will be left?
None. The rest ran away.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2026 09:33 AM (ynpvh)

20 The trick is, drop them instantly. They get the adrenaline flowing, the meat is ruined.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 09:33 AM (Zz0t1)

21 You shoot one...how many boars will be left?
None. The rest ran away.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2026 09:33 AM

Can confirm.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 09:34 AM (bFu5X)

22 Acorn fed hog is supposed to be good, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2026 09:34 AM (Ot/FD)

23
You shoot one...how many boars will be left?
None. The rest ran away.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2026 09:33 AM (ynpvh)

Thus the suppressor and subsonic.

You'll get 2 or 3 before they figure out what's happening.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 09:34 AM (Zz0t1)

24 Would work wonderfully over the bacon bar at the Days In .

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 18, 2026 09:34 AM (JkO4W)

25 22 Acorn fed hog is supposed to be good, right?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2026 09:34 AM (Ot/FD)

Acorn-fed hog vs a corn-fed hog...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2026 09:34 AM (ynpvh)

26 I've heard it's very gamey. And you have to cook it to the consistency of shoe leather because they're riddled with parasites.

Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 09:34 AM (gtcuf)

27 Sponge with the 1st!

*fistbump*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 09:33 AM (bFu5X)

#Winning

*fistbump*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 09:35 AM (Zz0t1)

28 Daaaaaark!
And yet, I like it.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 18, 2026 09:35 AM (Suwql)

29 The trick is, drop them instantly. They get the adrenaline flowing, the meat is ruined.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 09:33 AM

I might get a chance to get a little wild hog hunting in before the TxMoMe this year. Should be fun.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 09:35 AM (bFu5X)

30 When I lived in Germany, I saw that scene many, many times out in the countryside.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2026 09:35 AM (ESVrU)

31 26 I've heard it's very gamey. And you have to cook it to the consistency of shoe leather because they're riddled with parasites.

Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 09:34 AM (gtcuf)

Sous vide the shit out of it...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2026 09:35 AM (ynpvh)

32 Would definitely look better through a thermal scope so you could make out the boars. And shoot them. And make bacon.

Would not hang. If I wanted my walls to be that dark, I'd just turn out the light.

Posted by: GWB at March 18, 2026 09:35 AM (usGyW)

33 Not the first Bodmer on the art thread, it's it? Sounds familiar.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2026 09:35 AM (Ot/FD)

34 The Boar Wars have begun!

Posted by: Pork Barrel Spending at March 18, 2026 09:36 AM (oftw2)

35 I've heard it's very gamey. And you have to cook it to the consistency of shoe leather because they're riddled with parasites.
Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 09:34 AM

Gotta sous vide that shit!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 09:36 AM (bFu5X)

36 Yeah, trichinosis, but most people don't get it from wild boar meat...they get it from bear meat. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2026 09:36 AM (ynpvh)

37 The trees are really cool.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 18, 2026 09:36 AM (NpAcC)

38 Mmmm....LUNCH!

Posted by: Obelix at March 18, 2026 09:37 AM (ESVrU)

39 Horde mind, RedMind

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2026 09:37 AM (ynpvh)

40 The boars were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at March 18, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

41
I might get a chance to get a little wild hog hunting in before the TxMoMe this year. Should be fun.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 09:35 AM (bFu5X)

Got a bud that's been invited to hog hunt from a helicopter. Now THAT would be a blast.

We have had a massive run of hogs on the property in NE TX the last couple months. Might have to sit up one night and see if I can drop any.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

42 21 You shoot one...how many boars will be left?
None. The rest ran away.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2026 09:33 AM

Can confirm.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

With the right trap, you catch them all at once.

https://tinyurl.com/4e6envar

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 18, 2026 09:37 AM (JCZqz)

43 Bergara HMR in 6.5...

Works great.

Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 09:38 AM (XuXeR)

44 The trees are deep, dark, and not so lovely in this painting.

Posted by: dantesed at March 18, 2026 09:38 AM (Oy/m2)

45 50 FERAL HOGS

Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2026 09:38 AM (3wOGw)

46 You shoot one...how many boars will be left?
None. The rest ran away.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 18, 2026 09:33 AM

Can confirm.
Posted by: Moron Analyst

Depends on the bore.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 18, 2026 09:39 AM (w9Wax)

47 Moody. Plenty of spots for snipers and zombies.

Posted by: LizLem at March 18, 2026 09:39 AM (2YwV/)

48 I've eaten rabbit and squirrel. Venison of course. Wild turkey. Pheasant.

Never wild boar.

Some years ago me and a buddy went through the full gamut of game jerkies over the course of a summer. Kangaroo, gnu, elk, gator etc.

Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 09:39 AM (gtcuf)

49 >>The boars were angry that day, my friends.

Posted by: George Costanza at March 18, 2026 09:37 AM

They are angry every day. It's an animal with a bad attitude.

Posted by: huerfano at March 18, 2026 09:39 AM (98kQX)

50 Mutha Fuckn Art Boston
Seems to be a bit profane even for Boston

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 09:39 AM (gbOdA)

51 Depends on the bore.
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at March 18, 2026 09:39 AM (w9Wax)

Is it Iowa class battleship season already?

I still haven't cleaned my shotguns!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2026 09:40 AM (Ot/FD)

52 He went full boar.
Never go full boar.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 18, 2026 09:40 AM (2Ez/1)

53
I'm A Lumberjack and I'm Okay - a limerick

Not as fun as I thought it would be
When I went out to chop down a tree
I yelled "Bloody 'ell!"
When I saw how it fell
Now it turns out the oak is on me!

Posted by: muldoon at March 18, 2026 09:40 AM (qgHp7)

54 Where is Wesley Crusher when you need him?

Not all, perhaps not even most, of those wild hogs are boars.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2026 09:40 AM (0sNs1)

55 Never wild boar.

Some years ago me and a buddy went through the full gamut of game jerkies over the course of a summer. Kangaroo, gnu, elk, gator etc.
Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 09:39 AM (gtcuf)

Go for the smaller, younger ones. The 300lb'ers taste like shit. Ain't enough buttermilk in the world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 09:40 AM (Zz0t1)

56 We have had a massive run of hogs on the property in NE TX the last couple months. Might have to sit up one night and see if I can drop any.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 09:37 AM (Zz0t1)

Where that be?

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 09:40 AM (gbOdA)

57 Art like this makes me squeal with delight!

Posted by: Porky Pig at March 18, 2026 09:40 AM (oftw2)

58 Museum of Fine Art.

Not as good as the Museum of Great Art.

But a better day out than the Museum of Absolute Crap Art.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 18, 2026 09:41 AM (Ot/FD)

59 Go for the smaller, younger ones."

Can confirm. Delicious.

Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 09:41 AM (XuXeR)

60 "Some years ago me and a buddy went through the full gamut of game jerkies over the course of a summer. Kangaroo, gnu, elk, gator etc."
____
What's gnu?

Posted by: I gotta ask at March 18, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

61
Where that be?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 09:40 AM (gbOdA)

Red River County. Our future homestead.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

62 Seems a bit tinny.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 18, 2026 09:42 AM (1Ff7Z)

63 Now it turns out the oak is on me!
Posted by: muldoon at March 18, 2026 09:40 AM (qgHp7)

I have thot about a youtube channel called Wood U.
Just big tittied gals cutting down trees and the the like.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 09:42 AM (gbOdA)

64 We are indeed fortunate that feral hogs can't climb the mighty oaks. We'd have to go around in pith helmets all the time.

Posted by: Peterman Catalog, Pages 6-7 at March 18, 2026 09:42 AM (oftw2)

65 What's gnu?"

20 bucks...

Whoops. Crossed the streams there, I did.

Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 09:43 AM (XuXeR)

66 Red River County. Our future homestead.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 09:42 AM (Zz0t1)

Baja Oklahoma

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 09:43 AM (gbOdA)

67 The title of this painting sounds like an emo band name.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 18, 2026 09:43 AM (ufSfZ)

68 A depiction of the back of the ranch. Come closer little piggy.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 09:43 AM (+nEug)

69 100 lbs, *maybe* 125 if you want to eat it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2026 09:43 AM (0sNs1)

70 No dog, but plenty of bark.

Art!

Posted by: muldoon at March 18, 2026 09:43 AM (qgHp7)

71
I have thot about a youtube channel called Wood U.
Just big tittied gals cutting down trees and the the like.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 09:42 AM (gbOdA)

5 year wedding anniversary gift is wood.

"What do you think? Give her wood, Jim?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

72 What's gnu?
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 18, 2026 09:41 AM (2Ez/1)

Nothin
What gnu with you?

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 09:44 AM (gbOdA)

73 But a better day out than the Museum of Absolute Crap Art.

That would be the Boston ICA.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 18, 2026 09:44 AM (ufSfZ)

74 Some years ago me and a buddy went through the full gamut of game jerkies over the course of a summer. Kangaroo, gnu, elk, gator etc.
Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 09:39 AM (gtcuf)

I had a package of those once.
I made the mistake of reading the ingredients. Every single one was primarily pork, with a little whatever thrown in. Was really disappointing. And not much real difference in flavor.

Posted by: GWB at March 18, 2026 09:44 AM (usGyW)

75 60 "Some years ago me and a buddy went through the full gamut of game jerkies over the course of a summer. Kangaroo, gnu, elk, gator etc."
____
What's gnu?
Posted by: I gotta ask

Can it be eaten by a gru?

Posted by: Zork at March 18, 2026 09:44 AM (JCZqz)

76 "What do you think? Give her wood, Jim?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 09:43 AM (Zz0t1)

/punchline

Doctor she keeps gagging.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 09:45 AM (gbOdA)

77 Baja Oklahoma....

Buddy has 400 acres W of Navasota... and a lot of feral hogs.

Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 09:45 AM (XuXeR)

78 The Boaring Company.

Posted by: Elon's next Big Thing at March 18, 2026 09:45 AM (2Ez/1)

79 You know, Jethro Bodine and I are both esteemed graduates of Hooterville Elementary School.

Posted by: Arnold Ziffel at March 18, 2026 09:45 AM (oftw2)

80 When I lived in Germany, I saw that scene many, many times out in the countryside.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
_________

They bred Great Danes to latch onto the boar till the hunter got there for the kill.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 18, 2026 09:45 AM (XvL8K)

81 Artist had an interesting life. Took a trip out west with his patron and documented it with drawings and paintings. Made lots of paintings of American Indians.

Posted by: Tuna at March 18, 2026 09:46 AM (lJ0H4)

82 I saw Oaks and Wild Boars open for Fine Young Cannibals at the Dallas Agora Ballroom.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 09:46 AM (gbOdA)

83 I'm your artist. Name of Karl. Mmmhhhmmm

Posted by: Oh Noes! at March 18, 2026 09:46 AM (HcoTw)

84 Hey. Lighten up. There was a sale on black paint. I overbought!

Posted by: Karl Bodmer at March 18, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

85 52 improved cylinder?

Posted by: cmeat at March 18, 2026 09:47 AM (R11M+)

86 When I lived in Germany, I saw that scene many, many times out in the countryside.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
_________

They bred Great Danes to latch onto the boar till the hunter got there for the kill.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 18, 2026 09:45 AM

If that's true, why are they yclept Great Danes, and not Great Germans?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 18, 2026 09:47 AM (0sNs1)

87 Hey. Lighten up. There was a sale on black paint. I overbought!
Posted by: Karl Bodmer at March 18, 2026 09:46 AM (2Ez/1)

Shart.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 18, 2026 09:47 AM (Zz0t1)

88 Big Tittied Girls Cosplaying as Lumberjacks is a whole genre.

I guess somebody's watching them.

Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 09:47 AM (gtcuf)

89 Go for the smaller, younger ones."

Can confirm. Delicious.
Posted by: man at March 18, 2026 09:41 AM (XuXeR)

That REALLY should have been socked.
Harvey Weinstein, that State Senator in California....

Posted by: GWB at March 18, 2026 09:47 AM (usGyW)

90 79 You know, Jethro Bodine and I are both esteemed graduates of Hooterville Elementary School.
Posted by: Arnold Ziffel at March 18, 2026 09:45 AM (oftw2)

You spelled goormay wrond

Posted by: Arnold Z at March 18, 2026 09:47 AM (gbOdA)

91 88 Big Tittied Girls Cosplaying as Lumberjacks is a whole genre.

I guess somebody's watching them.

Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 09:47 AM (gtcuf)

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I put on women's clothing
And hang around in bars

Posted by: Arnold Z at March 18, 2026 09:48 AM (gbOdA)

92 off sox

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 09:49 AM (gbOdA)

93 Then there's also Girls in Daisy Dukes and Belly Shirts Cosplaying as Farmers.

Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 09:49 AM (gtcuf)

94 If that's true, why are they yclept Great Danes, and not Great Germans?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
________

I think the English misnamed them, and it stuck for some reason. In Germany, I believe they're the Deutsch Dog.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 18, 2026 09:49 AM (XvL8K)

95 "Go for the smaller, younger ones."
###

Yep. Their hair smells the best!

Posted by: Creepy Joe at March 18, 2026 09:49 AM (2Ez/1)

96 Looks like mama boar pinched out at least one squeaker.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 09:50 AM (M9gjJ)

97 >>With the right trap, you catch them all at once.

https://tinyurl.com/4e6envar

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 18, 2026 09:37 AM

Useful in many areas of Texas and the greater South.

Posted by: huerfano at March 18, 2026 09:50 AM (98kQX)

98 Waited till 100 to repost:

@Bobby_LaVallley
In 2022, James Talarico said it’s “existential” to reduce meat consumption to fight climate change.
"I am proud to say that our campaign has officially become a non-meat campaign... We are only buying vegan products from our local vegan businesses."

Posted by: LizLem at March 18, 2026 09:51 AM (Zt8Sh)

99 "Go for the smaller, younger ones."
###

Yep. Their hair smells the best!
Posted by: Creepy Joe at March 18, 2026 09:49 AM (2Ez/1)

That's more like it.

Posted by: GWB at March 18, 2026 09:51 AM (usGyW)

100 94 they renamed them alsatians for a reason.

Posted by: cmeat at March 18, 2026 09:51 AM (R11M+)

101 I don't like hunting for wild hogs. It's boaring.

Posted by: muldoon at March 18, 2026 09:52 AM (qgHp7)

102 That would be the Boston ICA.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 18, 2026 09:44 AM

There's a blast from the past. That place still around?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 09:52 AM (bFu5X)

103 I have thot about a youtube channel called Wood U.
Just big tittied gals cutting down trees and the the like.
Posted by: r hennigantx

Ironically, many thots already have those channels.

Not big tittied, but definite thot: https://tinyurl.com/yhv8tded

But, too be fair, there are some normal, pleasant looking gals that actually know what they're doing and aren't wood-chopping sluts: https://tinyurl.com/mrxuv4mp

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 18, 2026 09:52 AM (JCZqz)

104 @Bobby_LaVallley
In 2022, James Talarico said it’s “existential” to reduce meat consumption to fight climate change.
"I am proud to say that our campaign has officially become a non-meat campaign... We are only buying vegan products from our local vegan businesses."
Posted by: LizLem at March 18, 2026 09:51 AM

Gay.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 09:53 AM (bFu5X)

105 In 2022, James Talarico said it’s “existential” to reduce meat consumption to fight climate change.
_____

The left is pulling this out of their ass just to bully the normal folks. They get tingles in their nethers at the thought of pushing people around. Sick fuks.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 18, 2026 09:53 AM (Dv3i1)

106 If you add up all the Hes Dead Jim from the original Star Trek that would not be enough for the Iranian leadership.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 09:54 AM (gbOdA)

107 Alternate title: Primary time at the DNC.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 18, 2026 09:55 AM (UiYWr)

108 Country Ham.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 18, 2026 09:55 AM (pZ64F)

109 Really like this painting — the trees are the best part.

Posted by: French Jeton at March 18, 2026 09:56 AM (j0T5y)

110 Oaks and Wild Boars (1865)
Karl Bodner 1809–93

Wikipedia, Kaarl Bodner

It begins, "Johann Carl Bodmer[1] (11 February 1809 – 30 October 1893) was a Swiss-French printmaker, etcher, lithographer, zinc engraver, draughtsman, painter, illustrator, and hunter. Known as Karl Bodmer in literature and paintings, his name was recorded as Johann Karl Bodmer and Jean-Charles Bodmer, respectively. After 1843, likely as a result of the birth of his son Charles-Henry Barbizon, he began to sign his works K Bodmer.

Bodmer was well known in Germany for his watercolours, drawings, and aquatints of cities and landscapes of the Rhine, Mosel, and Lahn rivers. After he moved to France following his return from an expedition in the American West, he became a member of the Barbizon School, a French landscape painting group from the mid-19th century. He created many oil paintings with animal and landscape motifs, wood engravings, drawings, and book illustrations. For his work, Bodmer was made a Knight in the French Legion of Honour in 1877." More.

Great body of work. Became recognized for his depictions of large oak trees, i.e., “The Bodmer Oak,” in an 1865 painting by Claude Monet.

Would hang.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 18, 2026 09:56 AM (NFX2v)

111 I don't think having feral hogs walking up towards the barn classifies as hunting. More like a shooting gallery.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 09:56 AM (+nEug)

112 105 The left is pulling this out of their ass just to bully the normal folks. They get tingles in their nethers at the thought of pushing people around. Sick fuks.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 18, 2026 09:53 AM (Dv3i1)

That's the Left's version of a Righteous Kill.

Posted by: XTC at March 18, 2026 09:56 AM (3wOGw)

113 103 I have thot about a youtube channel called Wood U.
Just big tittied gals cutting down trees and the the like.
Posted by: r hennigantx
----------------
This makes me think of Hustler's Beaver Hunt. Why can't we have nice things anymoar?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 18, 2026 09:56 AM (pZ64F)

114 @Bobby_LaVallley
In 2022, James Talarico said it’s “existential” to reduce meat consumption to fight climate change.
"I am proud to say that our campaign has officially become a non-meat campaign... We are only buying vegan products from our local vegan businesses."
Posted by: LizLem at March 18, 2026 09:51 AM

Gay.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

That's too retarded even for us.
Posted by: US Retard Association

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 09:57 AM (IBsfd)

115 NYT: Plus-Size Fliers Once Loved Southwest. Now They Say It’s Fat Shaming.

They’re making land whales purchase a second seat. Oh no it’s fat shaming. No hun, it’s to protect other passengers from you taking up 1/2 their seat.

Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 09:57 AM (RD49f)

116 Interesting painting and technique. It is almost photo-realistic. I like the way he captures the dim sky against the even darker trees and the shadows they cast. He captures the feel of late autumn or early winter with the leafless trees while the fallen leaves still show fall colors. The boars are resting in the shadows, still present but soft and indistinct. It is restful and feels very quiet.

Don't think I would hang this. It's too dark for casual viewing but it does set a mood and capture a moment.

Posted by: JTB at March 18, 2026 09:57 AM (yTvNw)

117 In the midst of life, lost in a gloomy wood...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 18, 2026 09:58 AM (1FTNu)

118 Texans not only eat meat but even put 2 to 4 animals in their chili.
We serve red beans and rice as a vegetable when it has a quarter pound of sausage.
We cook sausage while warming up the grill to cook hamburgers.
Buck-eees have cattle pens out back where you can pick out the steer for your next jerky.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 09:58 AM (gbOdA)

119 Nice depressing art today....

106 If you add up all the Hes Dead Jim from the original Star Trek that would not be enough for the Iranian leadership.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 09:54 AM (gbOdA

From a fandom site...
While associated with the death of redshirts, the exact line "He's dead, Jim" was never used by Dr. McCoy to report the death of such a character in Star Trek: The Original Series, although similar lines such as "He's dead" were.

Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 09:58 AM (Sco7b)

120 I don't think having feral hogs walking up towards the barn classifies as hunting. More like a shooting gallery.
Posted by: Ben Had

I'm good with that. Had them tear up two pastures last year along with the front, side & backyard of my in-laws house.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 09:59 AM (IBsfd)

121 That was even more depressing than the art....

Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 09:59 AM (Sco7b)

122 If you add up all the Hes Dead Jim from the original Star Trek that would not be enough for the Iranian leadership.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 09:54 AM (gbOdA)
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How about if you add in "I'm a doctor, not a ----"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 18, 2026 10:00 AM (1FTNu)

123 But, too be fair, there are some normal, pleasant looking gals that actually know what they're doing and aren't wood-chopping sluts: https://tinyurl.com/mrxuv4mp
Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 18, 2026 09:52 AM

She's a cutie, but she doesn't play for our team.

Might I suggest:

https://youtu.be/C-1JZDagFcA?si=1dykiURovOrjoqiK

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 10:00 AM (adE2o)

124 Anti meat jihad has been going on for a long time right along with the anti car and anti house jihads. End goal is everyone in Soviet style apartment blocs, eating gruel and taking the bus to a govt job.

Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 10:01 AM (RD49f)

125 Il est mort, Jean-Luc.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 18, 2026 10:01 AM (1FTNu)

126 Pic gives me a hankering for some bockwurst.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 18, 2026 10:01 AM (ViCCR)

127 I don't think having feral hogs walking up towards the barn classifies as hunting. More like a shooting gallery.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 09:56 AM (+nEug)

They are a nuisance. Fire away!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 10:01 AM (Zz0t1)

128 I'm good with that. Had them tear up two pastures last year along with the front, side & backyard of my in-laws house.

Kill d' Boers!

Posted by: South African Nursery Rhymes at March 18, 2026 10:02 AM (E/qck)

129 106 If you add up all the Hes Dead Jim from the original Star Trek that would not be enough for the Iranian leadership.

They are issued a red shirt upon nomination

Posted by: Oh Noes! at March 18, 2026 10:02 AM (HcoTw)

130 I grocified the image

https://grok.com/imagine/post/
51f0b556-f33d-434c-8ebe-1a13fdb7dab2

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 10:02 AM (gbOdA)

131 Oaks and wild boars, oh my!

Posted by: George Takei at March 18, 2026 10:02 AM (cWLG3)

132 Not woodchopping, but Cherie Currie, legendary lead singer of The Runaways, is a legit chainsaw artist. Also a MAGA Republican.

Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 10:02 AM (gtcuf)

133 My semi-auto shotgun calls out to me when I see this image.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 10:02 AM (M9gjJ)

134 Georgia DNR has a program where if you bag 10 hogs (documented) you get entered into a contest to win a hog trap.

Posted by: fd at March 18, 2026 10:03 AM (vFG9F)

135 Sponge, I do with great delight. Better yet, I can shoot them at night too.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 10:03 AM (+nEug)

136 They are issued a red shirt upon nomination
Posted by: Oh Noes! at March 18, 2026 10:02 AM (HcoTw)

haha

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 10:03 AM (gbOdA)

137 I'm Beto O'Rourke, and I endorse James Talarico!

Posted by: Robert Francis "Beto" O'Rourke at March 18, 2026 10:03 AM (0sNs1)

138
Nobody Knows De Truffles I've Seen

I once had a pet boar named 'Snuffles'
Who caused quite a bit of kerfuffle
He rooted about
with his sensitive snout
And caused me a whole lot of truffles

Posted by: muldoon at March 18, 2026 10:03 AM (qgHp7)

139 or you could just paint while the suns out.

Posted by: cmeat at March 18, 2026 10:03 AM (R11M+)

140 Might I suggest:

https://youtu.be/C-1JZDagFcA?si=1dykiURovOrjoqiK
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 10:00 AM (adE2o)

You can definitely tell what she had for lunch. Goodness. Spray paint shorts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

141 Sponge, I do with great delight. Better yet, I can shoot them at night too.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 10:03 AM (+nEug)

Yes. Yes you can.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 10:04 AM (Zz0t1)

142 From a fandom site...
While associated with the death of redshirts, the exact line "He's dead, Jim" was never used by Dr. McCoy to report the death of such a character in Star Trek: The Original Series, although similar lines such as "He's dead" were.
Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 09:58 AM (Sco7b)

Im a doctor Jim, not a mason.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 18, 2026 10:04 AM (gbOdA)

143 He's dim, Jed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 18, 2026 10:06 AM (1FTNu)

144 There's a taxidermist in town a few blocks from where I live.

I went in and he showed me around. He had a lot of different animals there, boars too. He did amazing work. It was really beautiful.

Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 10:06 AM (Sco7b)

145 Who knew that vegetarians could be such meatheads?

Posted by: Glenn at March 18, 2026 10:06 AM (tb4U0)

146 https://grok.com/imagine/post/
51f0b556-f33d-434c-8ebe-1a13fdb7dab2
Posted by: r hennigantx
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Cool.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 18, 2026 10:06 AM (ViCCR)

147 That's definitely an oak and definitely wild boars.

But once again it's an artist who thinks it's more artistic to have the subject in dark shadow.

Like movie directors filming a scene you can hardly make out because it's so dark.

Posted by: Michael Corleone at March 18, 2026 10:07 AM (oob1u)

148 138 ... "Nobody Knows De Truffles I've Seen

I once had a pet boar named 'Snuffles'
Who caused quite a bit of kerfuffle
He rooted about
with his sensitive snout
And caused me a whole lot of truffles"

Muldoon!! That is poetic genius! Thanks for the smiles.

Posted by: JTB at March 18, 2026 10:07 AM (yTvNw)

149 >>> In 2022, James Talarico said it’s “existential” to reduce meat consumption to fight climate change.

No BBQ is too gay for Texas. Even I'm not THAT gay!

Posted by: Beto "Beta Male" O'Rourke at March 18, 2026 10:07 AM (v7zJY)

150 From a fandom site...
While associated with the death of redshirts, the exact line "He's dead, Jim" was never used by Dr. McCoy to report the death of such a character in Star Trek: The Original Series, although similar lines such as "He's dead" were.
Posted by: Stateless

I'll see your zero and raise you four.

With his gruff personality, Dr. McCoy was not known for his good bedside manner, so it's not surprising he would report deaths rather bluntly. Although the phrase, "He's dead, Jim," is often associated with the death of so-called red shirts, Dr. McCoy never actually used this exact wording in that way. Surprisingly, the exact phrase, "He's dead, Jim," was only spoken by Dr. McCoy four times on Star Trek: The Original Series, although he used some variation of "He's dead" many more times. Here is every time McCoy uttered this now iconic phrase.

https://tinyurl.com/3n5cjzn3

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 10:07 AM (IBsfd)

151 Off long ago mafia sock

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 10:08 AM (oob1u)

152 "Go for the smaller, younger ones."

Can confirm. Delicious."

I'll witness for that congregation!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 18, 2026 10:08 AM (cO6oP)

153 *While associated with the death of redshirts, the exact line "He's dead, Jim" was never used by Dr. McCoy to report the death of such a character in Star Trek: The Original Series, although similar lines such as "He's dead" were.*

++++

Play it again, Sam.

Posted by: Ilsa at March 18, 2026 10:08 AM (2Ez/1)

154 149 >>> In 2022, James Talarico said it’s “existential” to reduce meat consumption to fight climate change.

No BBQ is too gay for Texas. Even I'm not THAT gay!

Posted by: Beto "Beta Male" O'Rourke at March 18, 2026 10:07 AM (v7zJY)

=======

"He's our best chance since Beto!"

*loses by 15*

"We thought Christians would be tricked by his white skin!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:09 AM (hAotW)

155 Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 10:07 AM (IBsfd)

And in Casablanca Rick never said 'Play it again Sam'.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 10:09 AM (oob1u)

156 A relief the Abu-Ghalaza didn't win. Apparently it was the women who saved us. Too many young Democrat men voted with their dicks on this one

Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2026 10:09 AM (tL5sl)

157 149 >>> In 2022, James Talarico said it’s “existential” to reduce meat consumption to fight climate change.

That's like saying no lobsters in Maine and no blue crabs in Maryland.... Besides being creepy looking he's also daft....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2026 10:10 AM (+5YP2)

158 You can definitely tell what she had for lunch. Goodness. Spray paint shorts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 10:04 AM

You say that like it's a bad thing. And nobody can noodle catfish like Hannah.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 10:10 AM (bFu5X)

159 or you could just paint while the suns out.
Posted by: cmeat

We can go to the sun at night!
Posted by: Alexandria Occasional Cortex

Even blondes make AOC jokes.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 10:10 AM (IBsfd)

160 Talerico is the perfect “Christian” for people who hate Christians.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2026 10:10 AM (Li94Y)

161 Play it again, Sam.
Posted by: Ilsa at March 18, 2026 10:08 AM (2Ez/1)

Holy crap there goes the horde hive mind again.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 10:11 AM (oob1u)

162 You say that like it's a bad thing. And nobody can noodle catfish like Hannah.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Hannah Barron without even looking it up.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 10:11 AM (IBsfd)

163 118 Texans not only eat meat but even put 2 to 4 animals in their chili

3 to 5 if you count the roaches

Posted by: gKWVE at March 18, 2026 10:11 AM (tL5sl)

164 No meat play is to attract H1b voters in Texas. There are A LOT of them. About half of H1Bs become citizens and can vote.

Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 10:11 AM (RD49f)

165 Might I suggest:

https://youtu.be/C-1JZDagFcA?si=1dykiURovOrjoqiK
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Well, I was looking for wood cutting specifically. Of course she's a hottie, although I would have picked her in a bikini catfish noodling: https://tinyurl.com/r535vuxb

There's also the goth girl thirst trap world. It's not normally my aesthetic preference, but some of these girls are kinda cute, and I could ignore rule #1 briefly, right? https://tinyurl.com/jvr7kcz3

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 18, 2026 10:11 AM (JCZqz)

166 Boars? I *hic* don't see any b-

Posted by: Robert Baratheon at March 18, 2026 10:12 AM (tL5sl)

167 I like all meat, no beans, chili

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 18, 2026 10:12 AM (ZpHph)

168 167 I like all meat, no beans, chili
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 18, 2026 10:12 AM (ZpHph)

Me too...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2026 10:13 AM (+5YP2)

169 I like all meat, no beans, chili
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 18, 2026 10:12 AM (ZpHph)

That's Texas chilli.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 10:13 AM (oob1u)

170 Hannah Barron without even looking it up.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 10:11 AM

Who else?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 10:14 AM (bFu5X)

171 I like both kinds. Black beans in chili are my preference.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 10:14 AM (+nEug)

172 I believe it was Ingrid Bergman who says 'Play it, Sam', no?

Posted by: dantesed at March 18, 2026 10:15 AM (Oy/m2)

173 So it's a food thread?

Posted by: Just got here at March 18, 2026 10:15 AM (2Ez/1)

174 155 "frankly my dear..."

Posted by: cmeat at March 18, 2026 10:15 AM (R11M+)

175 And Shakespeare never wrote "Off with his head! So much for Gloucester."

Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 10:15 AM (gtcuf)

176 The line is usually associated with Humphrey Bogart and later in the film his character Rick Blaine has a similar exchange, although his line is simply ‘Play it’:

Rick: You know what I want to hear.
Sam: No, I don’t.
Rick: You played it for her, you can play it for me!
Sam: Well, I don’t think I can remember…
Rick: If she can stand it, I can! Play it!

https://tinyurl.com/4bnmmk2a

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 10:15 AM (IBsfd)

177 175 And Shakespeare never wrote "Off with his head! So much for Gloucester."

Posted by: Delurker at March 18, 2026 10:15 AM (gtcuf)

=====

It was Marlowe!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:15 AM (hAotW)

178 Major hits on a large Nat gas field in Iran - big escalation by US-IDF forces.

We’re getting serious about shutting down the country.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2026 10:16 AM (Li94Y)

179 Speaking gay democrat senate candidates…

Have you all been following the Dem primary race in Maine? AWFL current gov Mills vs guy with Nazi tattoo race is heating up. Mills has gone scorched earth recently with ads attacking him for saying he thinks raping women is no big deal.

Meanwhile Susan Colins sits back and smiles.

Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 10:16 AM (RD49f)

180 172 I believe it was Ingrid Bergman who says 'Play it, Sam', no?

She was fine. I would have given her my travel visa

Posted by: Oh Noes! at March 18, 2026 10:16 AM (HcoTw)

181 Well, I was looking for wood cutting specifically. Of course she's a hottie, although I would have picked her in a bikini catfish noodling: https://tinyurl.com/r535vuxb

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 18, 2026 10:11 AM

Check out her channel. Hunts, fishes, builds stuff, odds are she probably has a wood cutting video in there somewhere. LOL

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 10:16 AM (bFu5X)

182 I like all meat, no beans, chili
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 18, 2026 10:12 AM (ZpHph)

That's Texas chilli.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg
__________

It's also Cincinnati chili, which you philistines disparage.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 18, 2026 10:16 AM (XvL8K)

183 It's also Cincinnati chili, which you philistines disparage.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 18, 2026 10:16 AM (XvL8K)

Something something carrots

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 10:17 AM (oob1u)

184 Chili wars begun, they have.

Posted by: In my best Yoda voice at March 18, 2026 10:18 AM (2Ez/1)

185
164 No meat play is to attract H1b voters in Texas. There are A LOT of them. About half of H1Bs become citizens and can vote.
Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 10:11 AM (RD49f)

Ah, the critical and much sought for Red Dot vote.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2026 10:18 AM (Li94Y)

186 "our campaign has officially become a non-meat campaign"

Sure it has. How about non-officially?

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 18, 2026 10:18 AM (DgMqy)

187 like all meat, no beans, chili
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 18, 2026 10:12 AM (ZpHph)

Me too...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2026 10:13 AM (+5YP2)

I would like to note that the moron guys made no dirty snark.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 18, 2026 10:18 AM (oob1u)

188 Feather or tech support?

Posted by: Injuns at March 18, 2026 10:19 AM (2Ez/1)

189 Ah, the critical and much sought for Red Dot vote.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2026 10:18 AM (Li94Y)

There are about 250k of them in the Dallas area alone. That’s not nothing.

Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 10:19 AM (RD49f)

190 189 Ah, the critical and much sought for Red Dot vote.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 18, 2026 10:18 AM (Li94Y)

There are about 250k of them in the Dallas area alone. That’s not nothing.

Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 10:19 AM (RD49f)

====

Compared to the 32 million in the entire state?

Yes, it's nothing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:20 AM (hAotW)

191 I mean, to be called chili you need bean, otherwise it's simply meat soup.

And, I like carrots in chili.

If you slice them thin when you are making your base mirapois then they simply blend in and add a sweetness component.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2026 10:21 AM (XV/Pl)

192 185 prefer green dots.

Posted by: cmeat at March 18, 2026 10:21 AM (R11M+)

193 191 parsnips > carrots.
no carn.

Posted by: cmeat at March 18, 2026 10:22 AM (R11M+)

194 And, I like carrots in chili.

If you slice them thin when you are making your base mirapois then they simply blend in and add a sweetness component.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
__________

It was a very good system.

Posted by: Henry Hill at March 18, 2026 10:24 AM (XvL8K)

195 Traditional chili is meat only... Chili with beans is.... Chili with beans...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2026 10:24 AM (+5YP2)

196 >>>Chili wars begun, they have.

Posted by: In my best Yoda voice

>I like chili in all of its forms, beans, no beans, why limit yourself? I also like it as hot as the fires of hades or mild when I put it on a hot dot or hamburger.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 10:24 AM (M9gjJ)

197 196 I also like it as hot as the fires of hades or mild when I put it on a hot dot or hamburger.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 10:24 AM (M9gjJ)

======

I think I'd do really well on that hot wings interview show, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:25 AM (hAotW)

198 you slice them thin when you are making your base mirapois then they simply blend in and add a sweetness component.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2026 10:21 AM (XV/Pl)

Yes. Also works well for exactly that in a bolognese especially when using canned tomatoes. I don't put carrots in my chili for sweetness because I use other things like BBQ, honey etc. But it's a good reason to do so.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 10:26 AM (pDKBK)

199 Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 10:07 AM (IBsfd

Thanks for that.
I guess some fans that run those sites are better than others.

Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 10:26 AM (Sco7b)

200 I think I'd do really well on that hot wings interview show, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:25 AM (hAotW)

I don't get it.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 10:26 AM (pDKBK)

201 Traditional chili is meat only... Chili with beans is.... Chili with beans...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 18, 2026 10:24 AM (+5YP2)

My bean only chili is a hell of a lot better than my meat or meat bean version. It's not close. My bolognese is where my meat really shines.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 10:28 AM (pDKBK)

202 Sid is right. France doesn’t like us anymore.
Whatever shall we do?

Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 10:28 AM (RD49f)

203 James Talarico? Never heard of him. Seems kinda pushy telling people how to run their lives.

Posted by: Case at March 18, 2026 10:28 AM (pvf3X)

204 I'm late to the party, but this is a somber, dark painting. Looks like every modern film from H'wood, to tell you the truth: Everything is dim, I guess so you can't spot the AI/CGI, but it means you can't see what is going on.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2026 10:28 AM (wzUl9)

205 I guess some fans that run those sites are better than others.
Posted by: Stateless

Some of those fans are truly anal retentive.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 10:28 AM (IBsfd)

206 200 I don't get it.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 10:26 AM (pDKBK)

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I have some carolina reaper stuff. I dropped some on my some chips and just ate it. No tears. No milk.

It was definitely hot, but I was far from breaking down.

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=g104h4tSTj8

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:28 AM (hAotW)

207 Sid is right. France doesn’t like us anymore.
Whatever shall we do?
Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 10:28 AM

Fart in their general direction and wave our private parts at their aunties?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 10:29 AM (bFu5X)

208 Why on earth would someone vote for a person who was a vegan unless they were one as well and also shared their progressive political views? It's going to increase his voter turnout?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2026 10:30 AM (ix8EF)

209 156 A relief the Abu-Ghalaza didn't win. Apparently it was the women who saved us. Too many young Democrat men voted with their dicks on this one
Posted by: gKWVE
=======
Impossible. Democrat men with dicks are trans women.

Posted by: whig at March 18, 2026 10:30 AM (E4rtv)

210 "...you slice them thin when you are making your base mirapois then they simply blend in and add a sweetness component.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 18, 2026 10:21 AM"

Reminds me of this:

Q: How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

A: Depends how thin you slice them.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at March 18, 2026 10:30 AM (2Ez/1)

211 James Talarico? Never heard of him. Seems kinda pushy telling people how to run their lives.
Posted by: Case at March 18, 2026 10:28 AM (pvf3X)

It’s funny that the people who were all don’t you tell me what I can do in my bedroom have now turned to to the people who want to tell you what you can do in your kitchen.

Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 10:31 AM (RD49f)

212 Kinda dark. Switch to thermals.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026

***
We watched Big Cats n PBS the other night. The researchers were using night vision goggles, and the camera showed us what they saw. The lionesses they were following looked odd, ike gigantic hairless cats.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2026 10:31 AM (wzUl9)

213 @Bobby_LaVallley
In 2022, James Talarico said it’s “existential” to reduce meat consumption to fight climate change.
"I am proud to say that our campaign has officially become a non-meat campaign... We are only buying vegan products from our local vegan businesses."
Posted by: LizLem at March 18, 2026 09:51 AM (Zt8Sh)

I refuse to believe that James Talarico hasn't sampled a few sausages in his time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2026 10:32 AM (ExV1e)

214 The Boar Wars have begun!
Posted by: Pork Barrel Spending at March 18, 2026

***
It's a Crashing Boar!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2026 10:32 AM (wzUl9)

215 202 Sid is right. France doesn’t like us anymore.
Whatever shall we do?
Posted by: Heroq
======
Eh, it is all about the kebab within for France, UK, and Germany as they spiral into irrelevance. Too weak to protect their own heritage citizens, too weak to protect their country's interest abroad with a military.

France has basically abandoned the last of its African client states and is protecting the vital UK former client state of Cyprus rather than its critical oil imports to keep the wheels turning.

Posted by: whig at March 18, 2026 10:33 AM (E4rtv)

216 Now that chili has entered the conversation ...

I do NOT put carrots in my chili. However, I did find out I like raw chilled carrot sticks on the side. The cool, sweet crunch of the carrots makes a nice contrast with the smooth heat of the chili. (Of course, well buttered made from scratch cornbread is not an option but a necessity.)

Think less of me if you must. I'm tough enough to bear it.

Posted by: JTB at March 18, 2026 10:33 AM (yTvNw)

217 213 I refuse to believe that James Talarico hasn't sampled a few sausages in his time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2026 10:32 AM (ExV1e)

======

37 year old single Democrat male with no kids of his own but who "loves trans-kids"?

Yeah, he's all gay.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:33 AM (hAotW)

218 Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 10:31 AM (RD49f)

As someone pointed out a very long time ago the whole "Republicans want to tell you what you can do in your bedroom" could be answered with "Democrats want to tell you what can do in every room of your house. And outside of it."

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 10:33 AM (pDKBK)

219 I refuse to believe that James Talarico hasn't sampled a few sausages in his time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
=====
Talarico does the Tube Steak Boogie as righteously explained by ZZ Top.

Posted by: whig at March 18, 2026 10:34 AM (E4rtv)

220 Pork green chili is still better than all the rest to me.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 10:34 AM (+nEug)

221 Chief Justice John Roberts says that hostility toward judges has ‘got to stop’. ...telling an audience Tuesday that while criticism of opinions is fair game, “personally directed hostility” is dangerous and must stop.

Who would have thought after screwing over the middle class for 40 years you end up with a unhappy populace? We are at the inflection point now. We either reclaim our means of productions and labor, or we all become slaves in the 1800s sence of the word.

Viva la revolution.

He voted for Citizens United, he can F all the way off. And enabled fascism by making up the idea that a president could have absolutely immunity with regard to the law.

Trump enablers always seem so surprised when he inevitably turns on them. The President has proverbially called for the MAGA public to 'rid himself of this troublesome priest,' time after time. Including his former Vice President and many members of the Supreme Court.

MAGA is popular because it condones the worst people that you can be a terrible person without repercussions. Fortunately, life doesn't function that way and they wonder why the world doesn't coddle their terrible decisions.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 18, 2026 10:34 AM (JCZqz)

222 203 James Talarico? Never heard of him. Seems kinda pushy telling people how to run their lives.

Posted by: Case at March 18, 2026 10:28 AM (pvf3X

Lol
From gatewaypundit. The dickhead had a threefer

Resurfaced 2022 Video Shows Texas Democrat Senate Candidate James Talarico Wearing a Mask While Pushing Veganism to Fight Climate Change

Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 10:34 AM (Sco7b)

223 What's gnu?
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 18, 2026

***
A creature frequently employed as a three-letter animal in crossword puzzles.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2026 10:35 AM (wzUl9)

224 Has anybody eaten wild boar? There aren't any boar in this region. Is it only good for chili?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 10:35 AM (M9gjJ)

225 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. Used to see the wild boars in Germany. Nasty l'il bastards.
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 18, 2026 10:35 AM (2WIwB)

226 New Spider-Man trailer is our. The plot looks like a hot mess but it's got a grungy colorful appearance that is very different than the usual Marvel films.

Posted by: Max Power at March 18, 2026 10:35 AM (FeNQl)

227 Carrots and chili shouldn’t even be in the same room together.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 18, 2026 10:35 AM (W2Pud)

228 37 year old single Democrat male with no kids of his own but who "loves trans-kids"?

Yeah, he's all gay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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1-800-TRANS4KIDS?

Posted by: whig at March 18, 2026 10:36 AM (E4rtv)

229 226 New Spider-Man trailer is our. The plot looks like a hot mess but it's got a grungy colorful appearance that is very different than the usual Marvel films.

Posted by: Max Power at March 18, 2026 10:35 AM (FeNQl)

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Those Spider-Man movies just keep makin' the money.

The last one that brought together the three live action actors was like the third biggest Marvel movie ever.

People like the Spider-Mans.

Unfortunately, Disney only gets part of the profits. The rest go to Sony.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:36 AM (hAotW)

230 I refuse to believe that James Talarico hasn't ~~sampled~~ chugged a few sausages with gusto in his time.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2026 10:32 AM (ExV1e)

Needed just a bit of editing....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 18, 2026 10:36 AM (dmDsy)

231 153 *While associated with the death of redshirts, the exact line "He's dead, Jim" was never used by Dr. McCoy to report the death of such a character in Star Trek: The Original Series, although similar lines such as "He's dead" were.*

++++

Play it again, Sam.
Posted by: Ilsa at March 18, 2026 10:08 AM (2Ez/1)
*****

It's a write off, Jerry.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 18, 2026 10:36 AM (Y1sOo)

232 What's gnu?
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 18, 2026

***
A creature frequently employed as a three-letter animal in crossword puzzles.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2026 10:35 AM (wzUl9)
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It also shows up frequently in Scrabble games...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 18, 2026 10:36 AM (ESVrU)

233 Pork green chili is still better than all the rest to me.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 10:34 AM (+nEug)

Haven't tried to make that one yet! I make a mean white chicken chili..... 🤔

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 10:37 AM (pDKBK)

234 Know what the world really needs right now?
Another Spiderman movie.

Posted by: Said nobody ever at March 18, 2026 10:37 AM (2Ez/1)

235 You know, Jethro Bodine and I are both esteemed graduates of Hooterville Elementary School.
Posted by: Arnold Ziffel at March 18, 2026

***
I'm pretty sure you had a hard time with shop class, Arnold.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 18, 2026 10:37 AM (wzUl9)

236 Has anybody eaten wild boar?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 10:35 AM (M9gjJ)

Yes. It can be delicious!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 18, 2026 10:37 AM (VuVPG)

237 They just write it off.

Posted by: Kramer at March 18, 2026 10:37 AM (2Ez/1)

238 224 Has anybody eaten wild boar? There aren't any boar in this region. Is it only good for chili?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Ben Had is an expert but the wild males are nasty vicious things.

On domestic pigs, if the males are not deballed, they have a rank gamey taste.

Posted by: whig at March 18, 2026 10:38 AM (E4rtv)

239 Christians are easily fooled and will follow anyone who spouts the right platitudes.

Also, men can too give birth, you genocidal transphobe!

Posted by: The Left at March 18, 2026 10:39 AM (Dv3i1)

240 Rev Wishbone, yes I eat it frequently and in all kind of recipes.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 10:39 AM (+nEug)

241
Chief Justice John Roberts says that hostility toward judges has ‘got to stop’.
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LOL fuck off - has this inflatable penis ever worried for one second about anybody but himself?

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 10:40 AM (pDKBK)

242 Is Talarico going to wear plaid shirts and drive a pickup in his commercials?

Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 10:41 AM (RD49f)

243 whig, no expertise here but boars are indeed dangerous. Biggest I have had here on the place was about 650 lbs. I didn't want to within a mile of it.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 10:42 AM (+nEug)

244 37 year old single Democrat male with no kids of his own but who "loves trans-kids"?

Yeah, he's all gay.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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I didn't know that but certainly fits the pattern.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 18, 2026 10:42 AM (RIvkX)

245 Is Talarico going to wear plaid shirts and drive a pickup in his commercials?

Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 10:41 AM (RD49f)

He's gonna shoot a hole in ObamaCare with a rifle like Joe Mansion.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 10:42 AM (pDKBK)

246 Talarico needs to go duck hunting...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:42 AM (WG/Se)

247 Bodmer had a lot of paintings of native Americans. After a while they sort of blend together for me. I do like this painting of the mouth of the Fox River. Indiana. however

https://tinyurl.com/49uabx9d

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 18, 2026 10:42 AM (ix8EF)

248 241
Chief Justice John Roberts says that hostility toward judges has ‘got to stop’.
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LOL fuck off - has this inflatable penis ever worried for one second about anybody but himself?

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 10:40 AM (pDKBK)

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District court judges should stop doing blatantly illegal things like operating outside of their statutory limitations and jurisdictions while also filing orders that are out of alignment with written statute, Supreme Court precedent, and direct Supreme Court orders.

That might help.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:42 AM (hAotW)

249 District judges all across the land are ignoring scotus decisions, yet Roberts is concerned about mean tweets.

Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 10:44 AM (RD49f)

250 In 2022, James Talarico said it’s “existential” to reduce meat consumption to fight climate change.
"I am proud to say that our campaign has officially become a non-meat campaign... We are only buying vegan products from our local vegan businesses."

A vegan campaign in Texas? Bold move, Cotton.

They're trying so hard to make this guy the new Tim Walz now that Nick Shirley burned actual Walz. He's gonna "run a pick six" any day now.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 10:44 AM (2ocoG)

251 Wonder if Talerico is on the same sub-reddits as Cedar Paws and Brin?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:44 AM (WG/Se)

252 241
Chief Justice John Roberts says that hostility toward judges has ‘got to stop’.
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LOL fuck off - has this inflatable penis ever worried for one second about anybody but himself?
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 10:40 AM (pDKBK)

That’s nice - much like too many local cops, they need to look inward and do some soul searching.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 18, 2026 10:44 AM (kBisb)

253 Chief Justice John Roberts says that hostility toward judges has ‘got to stop’.

If SCOTUS would discipline the rogue judges there'd be much less hostility.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 10:45 AM (2ocoG)

254 At least most people know who Spiderman is.

I never bought many comic books but did watch my fair share of superhero cartoons.

The Eternals, Black Adam who the hell were they?

Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 10:45 AM (Sco7b)

255 Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 10:44 AM (2ocoG)

Like I said, Crockett's run was designed to increase this guy's profile. It worked and she's probably still too stone dumb to know she was used.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 10:45 AM (pDKBK)

256 Wonder if Talerico is on the same sub-reddits as Cedar Paws and Brin?

He probably has a Hasan body pillow.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 10:46 AM (2ocoG)

257 I didn't want to within a mile of it.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 18, 2026 10:42 AM

So...something like a .338 Lapua, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 10:46 AM (bFu5X)

258 253 Chief Justice John Roberts says that hostility toward judges has ‘got to stop’.

If SCOTUS would discipline the rogue judges there'd be much less hostility.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 10:45 AM (2ocoG)

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Oh, there'd actually be far more.

The far left would freak the fuck out. They'd have no more pressure valve on the judicial front.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:46 AM (hAotW)

259 you slice them thin when you are making your base mirapois then they simply blend in and add a sweetness component.

Posted by: Thomas Bender

We're still talking about big tittied lumberjills, right?

Posted by: Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb at March 18, 2026 10:46 AM (JCZqz)

260 Spiderman, not to be confused with Spider Man.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:46 AM (WG/Se)

261 251 Wonder if Talerico is on the same sub-reddits as Cedar Paws and Brin?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:44 AM (WG/Se)

Given his love of “trans kids” (no such thing), I wonder if he will be busted at some point for highly illegal behavior. Just a thought. I hope not, personally. But this dude is just flat out creepy and nothing would surprise me for that reason.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 18, 2026 10:46 AM (kBisb)

262 SCOTUS pretends to rule the right way but then winks to lower court judges they don’t really mean it.

Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 10:47 AM (RD49f)

263 260 Spiderman, not to be confused with Spider Man.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:46 AM (WG/Se)

Or, if you are Culture Casino, Spidermin.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 18, 2026 10:47 AM (kBisb)

264 Don't shine a black light on that Hasan body pillow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:47 AM (WG/Se)

265 Has anybody eaten wild boar? There aren't any boar in this region. Is it only good for chili?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 10:35 AM (M9gjJ)

Tastes like chicken.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 18, 2026 10:47 AM (g8Ew8)

266 My chili has beans, turkey, noodles. No stupid onions or gay ass peppers

Also: Cartel Activity

https://youtu.be/0RLbXvUBzaY?si=fWFqu212dzopHynl

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 18, 2026 10:48 AM (LOZbR)

267 261 Given his love of “trans kids” (no such thing), I wonder if he will be busted at some point for highly illegal behavior. Just a thought. I hope not, personally. But this dude is just flat out creepy and nothing would surprise me for that reason.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 18, 2026 10:46 AM (kBisb)

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Completely off topic.

But a school principle in Oregon was removed from his position last year because he publicly celebrated the assassination of Charlie Kirk.

He's just been sentenced to prison for child pron.

https://x.com/EricLDaugh/
status/2034240426425647188

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:48 AM (hAotW)

268 Chief Justice John Roberts says that hostility toward judges has ‘got to stop’.

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Just consider it "a tax," asshat.

Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2026 10:48 AM (moxlo)

269 Like I said, Crockett's run was designed to increase this guy's profile. It worked and she's probably still too stone dumb to know she was used.

You can tell Crockett's gotten the DNC burn notice after the police suddenly noticed years later that her security guy had a rap sheet big enough to be a piece of the border wall and was operating his company under a fake name and ID.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 10:48 AM (2ocoG)

270 Talarico needs to go duck hunting...
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:42 AM (WG/Se)

I get those all the time in Austin... oh, you said DUCK hunting. -- Jimmy 'Suction' Talarico

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2026 10:48 AM (ExV1e)

271 256 He probably has a Hasan body pillow.
Posted by: Ian S.

He sees Hasan yell at his dog to stay in bed and get shocked, and gets envious.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 18, 2026 10:48 AM (JCZqz)

272 https://x.com/EricLDaugh/
status/2034240426425647188

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:48 AM (hAotW)

By they're fruits you will know them

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 10:49 AM (pDKBK)

273 Wonder if Talerico is on the same sub-reddits as Cedar Paws and Brin?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:44 AM (WG/Se)

Given his love of “trans kids” (no such thing), I wonder if he will be busted at some point for highly illegal behavior. Just a thought. I hope not, personally. But this dude is just flat out creepy and nothing would surprise me for that reason.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 18, 2026 10:46 AM (kBisb)

He looks like the son of Joseph Mengele.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 18, 2026 10:49 AM (g8Ew8)

274 243 whig, no expertise here but boars are indeed dangerous. Biggest I have had here on the place was about 650 lbs. I didn't want to within a mile of it.
Posted by: Ben Had
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Ouch. Massive and their layers of fat and gristle means you have to use good hunting bullets with enough umph to penetrate to its vitals.

Posted by: whig at March 18, 2026 10:49 AM (E4rtv)

275 But a school principle in Oregon was removed from his position last year because he publicly celebrated the assassination of Charlie Kirk.

He's just been sentenced to prison for child pron.

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Unexpectedly.

"Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?”

Posted by: ShainS at March 18, 2026 10:50 AM (moxlo)

276 From the taxidermist I mentioned above - a surprisingly dangerous animal.

Warthogs. The tusks are nice weapons.

Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 10:50 AM (Sco7b)

277 I get those all the time in Austin... oh, you said DUCK hunting. -- Jimmy 'Suction' Talarico
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Next, we will find out that Talarico wanted to mandate glory holes at Bucees. It's for the children he explained.

Posted by: whig at March 18, 2026 10:51 AM (E4rtv)

278 Panzershrek for wild boar?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:51 AM (WG/Se)

279 Next, we will find out that Talarico wanted to mandate glory holes at Bucees. It's for the children he explained.

I guess for furries sticking your schvantz in what appears to be a beaver's mouth would seem normal.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 10:52 AM (2ocoG)

280 Principal Oveur, "Bobby, do you like gladiator movies?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:52 AM (WG/Se)

281 District court judges should stop doing blatantly illegal things like operating outside of their statutory limitations and jurisdictions while also filing orders that are out of alignment with written statute, Supreme Court precedent, and direct Supreme Court orders.

That might help.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

If the Supremes would jail one for six months on contempt charges, it might change stuff.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 10:53 AM (IBsfd)

282 File this under FAFO

Visegrád 24
@visegrad24
More and more reports of drive-by shooting attacks against Basij militia checkpoints in Iran.

The regime is under pressure and more and more Basij militia members are refusing to show up for work in the morning.

Posted by: whig at March 18, 2026 10:53 AM (E4rtv)

283 Ring Wraiths keep a watch on that spot.

Posted by: Eromero at March 18, 2026 10:54 AM (pDPf6)

284 More and more reports of drive-by shooting attacks against Basij militia checkpoints in Iran.

The regime is under pressure and more and more Basij militia members are refusing to show up for work in the morning.

The "Trump is losing and has no plan" crowd has already pivoted to the new talking points: his plan worked to control Iran, but it's chaos in the Strait of Whore-moos.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 10:54 AM (2ocoG)

285 278 Panzershrek for wild boar?
Posted by: Anna Puma

APC's. Armored Pork Carriers

Posted by: whig at March 18, 2026 10:55 AM (E4rtv)

286 281 If the Supremes would jail one for six months on contempt charges, it might change stuff.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 18, 2026 10:53 AM (IBsfd)

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SCOTUS is doing fine on this front. They could go nuclear, they could, but them not doing it is understandable.

They've slapped down a lot. Most appeals courts have learned the lesson and are killing things quickly. It's really limited to like three circuits, and only one of them (the 1st) is terribly consistently trying to undermine things still.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:55 AM (hAotW)

287 "But a school principle in Oregon was removed..."

That principle had no principals.

Posted by: Word nerd at March 18, 2026 10:55 AM (2Ez/1)

288
He's just been sentenced to prison for child pron.

"America doesn't arrest it's pedophiles."

- - - - - - - Conan O'Brien

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 10:55 AM (QX6xo)

289 My cheap AR outfitted with a SureFire light would take care of that group, and we can all help make the chorizo sausage.

Know the difference between red chorizo and green? Green has some heat compared to red. When living out in CO, I enjoyed the breakfast burritos from a food truck in Louisville, where they made them with half green and half red chorizo. Green chorizo is from Toluca, and is spiced with cilantro, green chiles, and tomatillo.

Posted by: M. Gaga at March 18, 2026 10:55 AM (KiBMU)

290 Austin’s housing market is has taken a bit of beating recently. Down 20%ish percent from its peak.

Lots of Californians who moved there thinking it was San Francisco but with lower taxes decided they miss the real thing and are going back. Plus a lot of RTO in tech has forced many to return.

Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 10:56 AM (RD49f)

291 284 The "Trump is losing and has no plan" crowd has already pivoted to the new talking points: his plan worked to control Iran, but it's chaos in the Strait of Whore-moos.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 10:54 AM (2ocoG)

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"Trump asked Europe for help in the strait because he had no plan!"

*US Air Force bombs hundreds of sites along the Iranian side of the strait.*

*Trump talks about leaving NATO.*

Yeah, I think Trump has an idea of what's going on and the Pentagon did think the strait would have issues. They just prioritized destroying ballistic missile production and launch capabilities first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:56 AM (hAotW)

292 >>>Tastes like chicken.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

>So does rattlesnake. But there's also something there that can only be described as reptilian. If you didn't know it was snake, it would be difficult to identify.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 18, 2026 10:56 AM (M9gjJ)

293 The "Trump is losing and has no plan" crowd has already pivoted to the new talking points: his plan worked to control Iran, but it's chaos in the Strait of Whore-moos.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 18, 2026 10:54 AM (2ocoG)

And there's no endgame plan to set up a government so the place will be in chaos for years.

CNN and the CBC told me so.

Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 10:56 AM (Sco7b)

294 293 And there's no endgame plan to set up a government so the place will be in chaos for years.

CNN and the CBC told me so.

Posted by: Stateless at March 18, 2026 10:56 AM (Sco7b)

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So, they're afraid that Trump is going to do to Iran what Hillary did to Libya?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:57 AM (hAotW)

295 Panzershrek for wild boar?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 18, 2026 10:51 AM (WG/Se)

In Germany, line soldiers called them rooty toots. No one wanted to sleep on the ground in the forests. Those snuffling hogs would try to eat anyone they found.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 18, 2026 10:57 AM (g8Ew8)

296 Completely off topic.

But a school principle in Oregon was removed from his position last year because he publicly celebrated the assassination of Charlie Kirk.

He's just been sentenced to prison for child pron.

https://x.com/EricLDaugh/
status/2034240426425647188
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:48 AM

Let's see....

*pats pockets*

I had my shocked face around here a minute ago....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 10:57 AM (bFu5X)

297 It's also Cincinnati chili, which you philistines disparage.
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Hideous.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 18, 2026 10:58 AM (pZ64F)

298 America doesn't arrest it's pedophiles."

- - - - - - - Conan O'Brien

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 10:55 AM (QX6xo

I think that was supposed to be a funny and original and totally reality based claim that Trump should be in jail for pedophilia.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 10:58 AM (pDKBK)

299 298 I think that was supposed to be a funny and original and totally reality based claim that Trump should be in jail for pedophilia.

Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 10:58 AM (pDKBK)

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Just like how Britain treated Jimmy Saville.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:59 AM (hAotW)

300 @291 Also, "the countries rejecting Trump's request for assistance shows the increasing isolation of the US!"

Posted by: George Takei at March 18, 2026 10:59 AM (cWLG3)

301 Have I mentioned lately how much poison ivy sucks?

Because it does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 10:59 AM (QX6xo)

302 300 @291 Also, "the countries rejecting Trump's request for assistance shows the increasing isolation of the US!"

Posted by: George Takei at March 18, 2026 10:59 AM (cWLG3)

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It's true.

We are in isolation as the only functioning military in the Western world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:59 AM (hAotW)

303 /sock off

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 18, 2026 10:59 AM (cWLG3)

304 Two weeks in and everyone is freaking out the war isn’t over yet.

This is nuts. WW2 was almost 4 years from Pearl Harbor to VJ Day. Like fuck man, get some perspective people.

Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 10:59 AM (RD49f)

305 and only one of them (the 1st) is terribly consistently trying to undermine things still.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:55 AM

Yay, us...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 11:00 AM (bFu5X)

306 305 and only one of them (the 1st) is terribly consistently trying to undermine things still.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 10:55 AM

Yay, us...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 11:00 AM (bFu5X)

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Blue slips, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 11:00 AM (hAotW)

307 Grooming gangs of UK say what?

Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 11:00 AM (RD49f)

308
I think that was supposed to be a funny and original and totally reality based claim that Trump should be in jail for pedophilia.
Posted by: ... at March 18, 2026 10:58 AM (pDKBK)

Especially since he disassociated with Epstein YEARS before he was arrested and there's nothing of value in the Epstein Files pertaining to Trump.

That's all the proof you need! ARREST HIM!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 11:00 AM (QX6xo)

309 Blue slips, man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 18, 2026 11:00 AM

Yup. That shite has to stop.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 18, 2026 11:01 AM (bFu5X)

310 Nood. Rant.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 18, 2026 11:01 AM (ExV1e)

311 Nice technique for the oaks. Can barely see the boars. Would be better just as a nature scene, IMO. Boars are better as bacon.

Posted by: Elric The Blade at March 18, 2026 11:01 AM (iFTx/)

312 Grooming gangs of UK say what?
Posted by: Heroq at March 18, 2026 11:00 AM (RD49f)

Do not go to the UK. You will be arrested because you posted that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 18, 2026 11:01 AM (QX6xo)

313 Man! I had to load this into my paint program and radically increase the brightness before it became anything but a black and brown blob and I could distinguish the oinkers.

Kinda serene forest setting after that. Still, dark and brownish. Another one from before they invented color paint.

Posted by: mindful webworker - brown is a color, right? at March 18, 2026 11:02 AM (ByrUz)

314 65 What's gnu?"

20 bucks...

Whoops. Crossed the streams there, I did.
Posted by: man

Heh. Almost word-for-word what I thought to say, but decided it would already have been said, and it was.

Posted by: mindful webworker - brown is a color, right? at March 18, 2026 11:08 AM (ByrUz)

315 SCOTUS is doing fine on this front. They could go nuclear, they could, but them not doing it is understandable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Nope. Scotus should actually take a page out of the Warren court on desegregation cases and simply summarily reverse the lower court decisions, injunctions, and stays that are contrary to law.

No need to write elaborate opinions on matters like District Court Murphy's disregard for law and precedent that took three times for the 1st Circuit to finally slap down.

The whole mess created by the idiotic and segregation era blue slip policy is something else that Scotus needs to clean up. A committee policy that denies a president the right to appoint people and for the Senate to either confirm or reject that appointment means that we are separating law into blue states and red states along with district attorneys. That undermines the whole appointment provision in the Constitution.

The whole senatorial courtesy idiocy is a tradition, not the Constitution and fwiw, Congress trying to invest courts with the power to appoint District Attorneys is patently unconstitutional if you take a view of a unitary executive.

Posted by: whig at March 18, 2026 11:14 AM (E4rtv)

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