Mid-Morning Art Thread

Fraternal Love
William Adolphe Bouguereau

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1 BOING!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 19, 2026 09:30 AM (1o8D5)

2 Whoa.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2026 09:30 AM (v3VeX)

3 yow!

Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+)

4 ghey

Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+)

5 In before the “that’s ghey” guy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2026 09:30 AM (A5RD0)

6 Colors are wonderful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:31 AM (bss/y)

7 Dammit

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2026 09:31 AM (A5RD0)

8 I been ot-boigned!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2026 09:31 AM (v3VeX)

9 philly

Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

10 Hands are really good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:31 AM (bss/y)

11 5 not quite

Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:31 AM (R11M+)

12 Hot damn! This is what I'm talkin' bout! CBD finally brought some proper art to share! Perfect for the bedroom. On the ceiling above the bed.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2026 09:31 AM (JCZqz)

13
ESPONJA!!1!11!1

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 19, 2026 09:31 AM (tljrc)

14 Always suspected frats were gay.

Posted by: red speck at March 19, 2026 09:31 AM (Ve/HL)

15 Can't afford clothes for the kids?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2026 09:32 AM (v3VeX)

16 12 Hot damn! This is what I'm talkin' bout! CBD finally brought some proper art to share! Perfect for the bedroom. On the ceiling above the bed.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2026 09:31 AM (JCZqz)

Dammit, Joe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:32 AM (bss/y)

17

No tongue!

Posted by: Purple Headed Warrior at March 19, 2026 09:32 AM (l4tlF)

18 and the last piece of pal bubble gum lasted for days.

Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:32 AM (R11M+)

19 Will you two get dressed!

Posted by: Wee Willie at March 19, 2026 09:32 AM (oftw2)

20 i guess that should've been fruit stripe.
mmm! ohhhh...

Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:33 AM (R11M+)

21 nekkid babies would get you arrested these days.

You keep this one.

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 19, 2026 09:33 AM (cO6oP)

22 Hubba hubba.

Posted by: Minor Attracted Persons at March 19, 2026 09:33 AM (2Ez/1)

23 Poor Abraham. Had to choose between extramarital kid and a ginger.

Posted by: red speck at March 19, 2026 09:33 AM (Ve/HL)

24 I suspect that this is hanging in a bathhouse in Chicago.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 19, 2026 09:33 AM (0nHVk)

25 That's illegal in most states. Alabama and W.VA not included.

No hang.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 09:34 AM (abIsI)

26 I am NOT a pedophile!!

Posted by: W. A. Bouguereau at March 19, 2026 09:34 AM (2Ez/1)

27 Bouguereau 2: Electric Bouguereau

How come the kids are nekkid?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 19, 2026 09:34 AM (BHrzb)

28 Plotting to steal maths from africa.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 09:34 AM (Kt19C)

29 Creepy

no hang, would burn

Posted by: Don Black at March 19, 2026 09:35 AM (ZxPkt)

30 The folds in the cloth of her dress are really well done.

*notices everyone fixating on naked babies*

You guys are weird.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:35 AM (bss/y)

31 Bouguereau"

That French for Boudreaux?

Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:35 AM (XuXeR)

32 Brother from a different father?

Posted by: redridinghood at March 19, 2026 09:35 AM (NpAcC)

33 son of a sailor
son of a moor.

Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:35 AM (R11M+)

34 and then they began hitting each other with the nerf baseball bats.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 19, 2026 09:35 AM (sgWqA)

35 Who are the daddies?

Posted by: I gotta ask at March 19, 2026 09:35 AM (2Ez/1)

36 Weird painting. Colors are beautiful though.

Posted by: dantesed at March 19, 2026 09:36 AM (Oy/m2)

37 Borderline hard-pore cornography there. Not fit for a fuckin' family-friendly blog.

Posted by: DEVOlution at March 19, 2026 09:36 AM (oftw2)

38 The women has feet the size of a navy ship.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 09:36 AM (abIsI)

39 sibling from another dribbling.

Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+)

40 woman

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 19, 2026 09:36 AM (abIsI)

41 "Bouguereau" might be fun in a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick lover at March 19, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

42 >>>Fraternal Love

They don't look like brothers. What they look like is gay.

Posted by: No Name Today at March 19, 2026 09:37 AM (8mulE)

43 Much more famous one by the same painter:

https://tinyurl.com/4h262kze

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:37 AM (bss/y)

44 Mother Mary, John the Baptist, and Jesus?

[TBF, in many ways I'm a philistine.]

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (Zaug7)

45 Different fathers?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (d6BF2)

46 Half-brothers, maybe.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (Dv3i1)

47 Brother from a different father?"

Dan Fogelberg & Tim whatshisname?

/ hey it was the 70s

Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (XuXeR)

48 Wonderful artwork. Wow its good.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (DgMqy)

49 Ten years ago, this would have been a normal, interesting, beautifully rendered painting. All I keep thinking now is: "Why do they always bring race into everything??" And of course, the artist didn't. Modern society bludgeoned us with it, and now I can't help myself. Sad.

Posted by: red speck at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (Ve/HL)

50 44 Mother Mary, John the Baptist, and Jesus?

[TBF, in many ways I'm a philistine.]
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (Zaug7)

The blue could be an indicator of Mary.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (bss/y)

51 Don't they sell Garanimals where they live? Sears Toughskins?

Posted by: Buster Brown and Tige at March 19, 2026 09:39 AM (oftw2)

52 Little weird. Don't think I'd hang this one.
Thx anyway CBD

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 19, 2026 09:39 AM (YsPj+)

53 As a toddler, kissing your brother is no worse than kissing your pet.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 09:39 AM (QiH4I)

54 "Bouguereau" might be fun in a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick lover at March 19, 2026 09:37 AM (2Ez/1)

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"Hoosier Hoe" FTW!

/Indiana fan

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:40 AM (Zaug7)

55 51 roebucks.

Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:40 AM (R11M+)

56 51 roebucks"

The "husky" sizes?

Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:41 AM (XuXeR)

57 44 >>Mother Mary, John the Baptist, and Jesus?

Not having looked into it, I think it might more likely be Sarah with Isaac and Ishmael.

Posted by: red speck at March 19, 2026 09:42 AM (Ve/HL)

58 56 we used to call them crunchers.

Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:42 AM (R11M+)

59 Pre-potty training you are taking a big chance with exposed wee-wees. Pampers were invented for a reason.

Posted by: Tidee Diaper Service at March 19, 2026 09:42 AM (oftw2)

60 Problem with little kid kisses is that they almost always have snotty noses and you get kid snot and wet lips all over your cheek.

But you can’t say “eeeeew, gross” because you don t want to discourage them from showing affection. But still, it’s nasty and the little kids are walking Petri dish germ factory vermin and you’re going to be sick as a dog in 15 minutes.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2026 09:43 AM (A5RD0)

61 The blue could be an indicator of Mary.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (bss/y)

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Nice pull, Aetius!

Symbolism of Blue in Marian Depictions:
. Divinity and Heaven;
. Purity and Virginity;
. Royalty and Dignity; and
. The Ark of the Covenant (stored in a Feral Government Warehouse next to Hillary's Bathroom Server).

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:44 AM (Zaug7)

62 We feel a song coming on

Posted by: Paul and Stevie at March 19, 2026 09:45 AM (8AONa)

63 *generic art comment to run the number up to 100*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 19, 2026 09:45 AM (PiwSw)

64 63 *generic art comment to run the number up to 100*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 19, 2026 09:45 AM (PiwSw)

That's outrageous!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:46 AM (bss/y)

65 I hate Bouguereau. He was the Thomas Kinkade of his century -- kitschy, phony, calculating in the worst sentimental way. So there.

Posted by: werewife at March 19, 2026 09:46 AM (5ayY3)

66 *generic art comment to run the number up to 100*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 19, 2026 09:45 AM (PiwSw)
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*witty riposte followed by wry observation*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2026 09:46 AM (v3VeX)

67 I saw Kid Snot and Wet Lips open for Godsmack at Locobazooka 1998.

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:47 AM (Zaug7)

68
"The women has feet the size of a navy ship."

🎵🎵🎵

My gal has big big feet! As big as the seventh fleet! I'd buy her anything, to keep her awhile!!*

🎵🎵🎵

*Forgotten USMC marching ditty

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 19, 2026 09:47 AM (cO6oP)

69 Aw, reminds me of when my oldest met his first little brother. Except they weren't nekkid.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 19, 2026 09:47 AM (893aZ)

70 But you can’t say “eeeeew, gross” because you don t want to discourage them from showing affection. But still, it’s nasty and the little kids are walking Petri dish germ factory vermin and you’re going to be sick as a dog in 15 minutes.
Posted by: nurse ratched

There was a little kid next door who was always sniffing mucus back into his nose. No one in our family called him by his real name, Thomas. We all called him the "Snot Machine". Wonder how he turned out.

Posted by: Snot For Me To Say at March 19, 2026 09:48 AM (oftw2)

71 But you can’t say “eeeeew, gross” because you don t want to discourage them from showing affection. But still, it’s nasty and the little kids are walking Petri dish germ factory vermin and you’re going to be sick as a dog in 15 minutes."

The kidlet calls 'em "snot goblins"

Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:48 AM (XuXeR)

72 *generic art comment to run the number up to 100*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 19, 2026 09:45 AM (PiwSw)
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*witty riposte followed by wry observation*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2026 09:46 AM (v3VeX)

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Followed by * unnecessary second-hand reiteration & observation *

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:48 AM (Zaug7)

73 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 09:48 AM (QX6xo)

74 That's hot!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM (QX6xo)

75 There was a little kid next door who was always sniffing mucus back into his nose. No one in our family called him by his real name, Thomas. We all called him the "Snot Machine". Wonder how he turned out.
Posted by: Snot For Me To Say at March 19, 2026 09:48 AM (oftw2)
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Became an ENT doc?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM (v3VeX)

76 4 ghey
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+)

5 In before the “that’s ghey” guy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2026 09:30 AM (A5RD0)

Not so much......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM (QX6xo)

77 72 *generic art comment to run the number up to 100*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 19, 2026 09:45 AM (PiwSw)
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*witty riposte followed by wry observation*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2026 09:46 AM (v3VeX)

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Followed by * unnecessary second-hand reiteration & observation *
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:48 AM (Zaug7)

*pointless non-sequitur*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM (bss/y)

78 76 4 ghey
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:30 AM (R11M+)

5 In before the “that’s ghey” guy.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 19, 2026 09:30 AM (A5RD0)

Not so much......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM (QX6xo)

Gay force is strong with this one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:50 AM (bss/y)

79 Followed by * unnecessary second-hand reiteration & observation *"

Hey, you left out "snarky comment" and "old pop culture reference"!

Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:50 AM (XuXeR)

80 Olympia has gone too far!

Posted by: Weirdoes In Washington at March 19, 2026 09:50 AM (I8rI8)

81 Mary baby-sitting John the Baptist

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 19, 2026 09:50 AM (PHCb/)

82 *witty riposte followed by wry observation*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2026 09:46 AM (v3VeX)

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Followed by * unnecessary second-hand reiteration & observation *

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Followed by third rate Dad joke pun.

Posted by: Usually pertaining to fish at March 19, 2026 09:50 AM (2Ez/1)

83 65 I hate Bouguereau. He was the Thomas Kinkade of his century -- kitschy, phony, calculating in the worst sentimental way. So there.
Posted by: werewife

Are you still collecting Precious Moments figurines?

Posted by: Hard-Boiled Hanna at March 19, 2026 09:51 AM (oftw2)

84 They don't look like brothers. What they look like is gay.
Posted by: No Name Today at March 19, 2026 09:37 AM (8mulE)

They're babies. There's no sexuality involved at all.

But better trans them just in case.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 09:51 AM (QX6xo)

85 I saw Snot Machine open for Compressorhead at Union Square in 2018.

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:52 AM (Zaug7)

86 Nicely done

Posted by: Skip at March 19, 2026 09:52 AM (UIKLu)

87 >and "old pop culture reference"!

++++
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Posted by: Obscure Seinfeld reference at March 19, 2026 09:52 AM (2Ez/1)

88 Ah. Good ole' sausage pizza with extra cheese!

Posted by: John Podesta at March 19, 2026 09:52 AM (QX6xo)

89 He was the Thomas Kinkade of his century

Posted by: werewife at March 19, 2026 09:46 AM (5ayY3)

Ouch!

Harsh, but fair...I guess. You can't deny the skill though.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 09:52 AM (n9ltV)

90 Maybe in the minority here, (and I've said it before) but I love Bouguereau. The colors, emotion, and execution are always top notch.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 19, 2026 09:54 AM (893aZ)

91 They're babies. There's no sexuality involved at all.

Exactly. Assigning sexual motives to toddlers is what the trans freaks do.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2026 09:54 AM (QrATn)

92 83 65 I hate Bouguereau. He was the Thomas Kinkade of his century -- kitschy, phony, calculating in the worst sentimental way. So there.
Posted by: werewife

Are you still collecting Precious Moments figurines?
Posted by: Hard-Boiled Hanna at March 19, 2026 09:51 AM
****
Oh, for the Love of Life Orchestra. My weremate owns exactly ONE Hummel figurine, a gift from his long-dead mother ... so it can never be disposed of safely. Thank G-d, there's just the one.

Posted by: werewife at March 19, 2026 09:55 AM (5ayY3)

93 How come the kids are nekkid?
Posted by: Pete in Texas

I can only paint what I see!

Posted by: William Adolphe Bougalou at March 19, 2026 09:55 AM (rJjpq)

94 That's hot!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM (QX6xo)

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The only thing missing is a shower and a bust of Cesar Chavez!

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:55 AM (Zaug7)

95 Mother Mary, John the Baptist, and Jesus?

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:38 AM (Zaug7)

I think you are correct, although some art historians aren't sure (not that it matters what they think).

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 09:56 AM (n9ltV)

96 How come the kids are nekkid?

Posted by: Pete in Texas

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The only thing missing is a shower and a bust of Cesar Chavez!

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:56 AM (Zaug7)

97 This is about us, isn't it?

Posted by: Red headed step children everywhere at March 19, 2026 09:56 AM (2Ez/1)

98 Wow. Some of y'all are just reaching to... reach 100.

Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:57 AM (XuXeR)

99 hondo?

Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:57 AM (R11M+)

100 one o one silly millimeter.

Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:57 AM (R11M+)

101 I've got a copy of this one in my front hall:

https://tinyurl.com/yc7f3va7

Such a sweet painting.

Posted by: Tuna at March 19, 2026 09:57 AM (lJ0H4)

102 Hunnert.

Posted by: Hunnert at March 19, 2026 09:57 AM (2Ez/1)

103 Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:56 AM (Zaug7)
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You said "Cesar Chavez" twice.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2026 09:57 AM (v3VeX)

104 So close to pride month and Cesar Chavez day?!?!?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2026 09:58 AM (xvV+O)

105 90 Maybe in the minority here, (and I've said it before) but I love Bouguereau. The colors, emotion, and execution are always top notch.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at March 19, 2026 09:54 AM
****
Y'know, I think you and I could be good friends and have a lot of fun together as long as we didn't visit New York for the weekend and hit the Museum of Modern Art.

Posted by: werewife at March 19, 2026 09:59 AM (5ayY3)

106 How come the kids are nekkid?

Posted by: Pete in Texas

When the only way to wash clothes was to beat them on a rock, kids ran around nekkid until they were potty trained.

Because then, you only had to wash the kid.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 09:59 AM (EHbhi)

107 39 sibling from another dribbling.
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+)

Bwahahaha!
going in the memory bank!
In other words, consider that stolen.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 09:59 AM (zafwz)

108 So close to pride month and Cesar Chavez day?!?!?"

And during the McCain funeral. Will this ever end?

Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 09:59 AM (XuXeR)

109 Two unrelated boys kissing. Weird.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 09:59 AM (cWLG3)

110 >>So close to pride month and Cesar Chavez day?!?!?"

And during the McCain funeral. Will this ever end?

. . . and Women's history month *and* International Women's day!!??!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:00 AM (Suwql)

111 When the only way to wash clothes was to beat them on a rock, kids ran around nekkid until they were potty trained.

Because then, you only had to wash the kid.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 09:59 AM (EHbhi)

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Someday Imma gonna write a "Book of Horde Wisdom."

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 10:00 AM (Zaug7)

112 104 So close to pride month and Cesar Chavez day?!?!?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2026 09:58 AM
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It's for the red headed kid. Two days after St. Paddy's Day.

Posted by: Blarney at March 19, 2026 10:01 AM (2Ez/1)

113 Brother from a different father?
Posted by: redridinghood
__________

Canadian cheese forgotten 80s mystery click:

https://tinyurl.com/z4h4yn6m

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 19, 2026 10:01 AM (XvL8K)

114 Would paint on the side of my Free Candy van.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 19, 2026 10:01 AM (4NO2D)

115 Ah ha! The beginning of the germ trade. I always knew it started with the kids.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 19, 2026 10:01 AM (g8Ew8)

116 And where's the poster who always tells us that "today is '(cranberry scone ice cream)' day!"

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:02 AM (Suwql)

117 sibling from another dribbling.

Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+)

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Stealing my schtick!

;-)

Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 10:02 AM (Zaug7)

118 Ubergeigh .

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 10:02 AM (snZF9)

119 UK has just outlawed any and all Bouguereau paintings so as not offend their benevolent new conquerors.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2026 10:02 AM (xvV+O)

120 107 owe me a quarter

Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+)

121 And National Negro Month just ended three weeks ago!

Posted by: Outrageous? at March 19, 2026 10:03 AM (2Ez/1)

122 *generic art comment to run the number up to 100*
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 19, 2026 09:45 AM (PiwSw)
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*witty riposte followed by wry observation*
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 19, 2026 09:46 AM (v3VeX)

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Followed by * unnecessary second-hand reiteration & observation *
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:48 AM (Zaug7)

*pointless non-sequitur*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM

*speculation about the sexual orientation of the artist/subjects*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 10:03 AM (kgE5c)

123 sibling from another dribbling.

Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 09:36 AM (R11M+)

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Stealing my schtick!

;-)
Posted by: ShainS

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 😉

Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 10:04 AM (EHbhi)

124 Followed by * unnecessary second-hand reiteration & observation *
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:48 AM (Zaug7)

*pointless non-sequitur*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM

*speculation about the sexual orientation of the artist/subjects*

Silly PUN!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:04 AM (Suwql)

125 World's first baby mama.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 10:05 AM (snZF9)

126 120 107 owe me a quarter
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 10:02 AM (R11M+)

What part of stolen don't you get?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 10:05 AM (zafwz)

127 Followed by * unnecessary second-hand reiteration & observation *
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2026 09:48 AM (Zaug7)

*pointless non-sequitur*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 19, 2026 09:49 AM

*speculation about the sexual orientation of the artist/subjects*

Silly PUN!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:04 AM

*response to limerick challenge*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 10:06 AM (kgE5c)

128 >>sibling from another dribbling.

toddler from another fondler?

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:06 AM (Suwql)

129 World's first baby mama."

Writers for Season 22 of The Bachelorette perk up...

Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 10:06 AM (XuXeR)

130 They should replace all Cesar Chavez building names with Biden. To continue the tradition.

Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 10:06 AM (3bWRB)

131 126 the sad trombone part.

Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 10:06 AM (R11M+)

132 "why does someone always play a slide whistle whenever my pants fall down?"

Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 10:08 AM (R11M+)

133 https://x.com/EndWokeness/status/2034463035553653135/photo/1

Newscum gonna claim he is dyslexic or just dumb as the typical black audience?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 19, 2026 10:08 AM (xvV+O)

134 131 126 the sad trombone part.
Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 10:06 AM (R11M+)

OK, how about this: On the offchance that I ever say something deliberately funny and it actually hits, you can have it.
For free.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 10:08 AM (zafwz)

135 Do I have to bump the rule to 200?

You people are incorrigible!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 10:09 AM (n9ltV)

136 They should replace all Cesar Chavez building names with Biden. To continue the tradition.
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 10:06 AM (3bWRB)

Nah. Just add Obama to the name and the left will be forced to love it.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 19, 2026 10:09 AM (g8Ew8)

137 Newscum gonna claim he is dyslexic or just dumb as the typical black audience?

Both can be true!

Posted by: Vagin Newsom at March 19, 2026 10:10 AM (rJjpq)

138 "Incorrigible" would be a good word for a limerick.

Posted by: Limerick lover at March 19, 2026 10:10 AM (2Ez/1)

139 134 that's a bet.
here's a freebee: sister from another mister.

Posted by: cmeat at March 19, 2026 10:11 AM (R11M+)

140 I no idea what this represents or means to say, but sense that it is anti-Christian. Do not like, would not hang.

Posted by: Eromero at March 19, 2026 10:11 AM (LHPAg)

141 World's first baby mama.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Wait...are those supposed to be Cain and Abel?

Because if so that gives this a whole new twist.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 19, 2026 10:11 AM (OUMaO)

142 "Incorrigible" would be a good word for a limerick."

Doesn't rhyme with "nantucket", tho

Posted by: man at March 19, 2026 10:12 AM (XuXeR)

143 >>They should replace all Cesar Chavez building names with Biden. To continue the tradition.

Clinton.
We know the Epstein stuff is going to break eventually, and the Dems are currently busy pretending that Trump was the one true pedo in all of this, everyone else is just happenstance.

Go ahead -- name it after Clinton, I dare you!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:12 AM (Suwql)

144 >>"Incorrigible" would be a good word for a limerick."

That's being charitable. . .
That's a Muldoon-level word.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:14 AM (Suwql)

145 Bouguereau apparently was a prolific painter of young, sometimes naked women.

Today, he'd probably be labeled a p3d0 and associated with Epstein. Changed, the times have.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 19, 2026 10:14 AM (AkEZC)

146 Do I have to bump the rule to 200?

You people are incorrigible!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2026 10:09 AM

Nonsense! I don't even know where corrigible is!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 10:15 AM (kgE5c)

147 They should replace all Cesar Chavez building names with Biden. To continue the tradition.

To continue the pander, how about the most Mexican of Mexicans, Gloria Sheinbaum?

Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2026 10:15 AM (E/qck)

148 I'm waiting for all the lawsuits to drop from the Trump camp with all the hollywood f*cktards accusing him of being an Epstein pedo.

They just can't get past he's not involved in any of the Epstein shit and it's driving them insane.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 10:15 AM (QX6xo)

149 When the only way to wash clothes was to beat them on a rock, kids ran around nekkid until they were potty trained.

Because then, you only had to wash the kid.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2026 09:59 AM (EHbhi)

Same thing happens to some older folks too. I keep telling Jill, but she won't let me.

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 19, 2026 10:15 AM (Dv3i1)

150 144 >>"Incorrigible" would be a good word for a limerick."

That's being charitable. . .
That's a Muldoon-level word.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:14 AM (Suwql)
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Maybe he could work in something about a dirigible.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 10:16 AM (cWLG3)

151 >>They just can't get past he's not involved in any of the Epstein shit and it's driving them insane.

No drinking, no drugs, simply enjoyed dating young (but not that young) models and making sure the gossip press spelled their names correctly. How dare he?!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:16 AM (Suwql)

152 "Incorrigible" would be a good word for a limerick."

That would be 'incredible'.

Posted by: dantesed at March 19, 2026 10:16 AM (Oy/m2)

153 "it's not porridgeable!"

Posted by: baby bear at March 19, 2026 10:18 AM (R11M+)

154 Apparently good results in Illinois primaries from Tues. Most of Chicago Teacher's Union endorsed rabid leftists lost. On the GOP side, GOPe minority leader Hammond got beat easily.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 10:18 AM (Dv3i1)

155 I saw Incorrigible open for INXS in 1988 at AstroWorld on the In-And-Out Tour.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 19, 2026 10:19 AM (wVcYX)

156 An incorrigible dirigible that was risible?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 10:19 AM (PqZeM)

157 Eh, this painting is too *airquotes* fratty *air quotes.

Wouldn't hang it in my SheShed.

Posted by: Bud Lite Marketing Exec at March 19, 2026 10:19 AM (Suwql)

158
No drinking, no drugs, simply enjoyed dating young (but not that young) models and making sure the gossip press spelled their names correctly. How dare he?!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:16 AM (Suwql)

I mean, he DID say pussy at one point........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 10:20 AM (QX6xo)

159 An incorrigible dirigible that was risible?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 10:19 AM

Sounds horrible.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 10:20 AM (kgE5c)

160 You can't make porridge from Quinoa.
It's downright unporridgable.

Posted by: A feeble attempt at March 19, 2026 10:20 AM (2Ez/1)

161 Oh, not in this day and age. Our society is too full of pervs. But it might be a nice picture for another time.

Posted by: Persnickety at March 19, 2026 10:20 AM (NXsA/)

162 A few weeks ago, my wife rescued a snowshoe siamese from a business park car lot and we gave her to my mother, who recently lost her car of 17 years.

Last night, the new kitty gave us four more new kitties! The CDS rolls on...

Posted by: Rusty Nail at March 19, 2026 10:20 AM (DJAE9)

163 I like Thomas Kinkaide. His works are beautiful, and he always has references to his wife and kids in his paintings.

Posted by: AnchorPoint at March 19, 2026 10:21 AM (XY7MO)

164 "Incorrigible" would be a good word for a limerick."

That's being charitable. . .
That's a Muldoon-level word.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:14 AM (Suwql)
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Maybe he could work in something about a dirigible.
Posted by: Chairman
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He's inimitable.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 19, 2026 10:21 AM (XeU6L)

165 154 Apparently good results in Illinois primaries from Tues. Most of Chicago Teacher's Union endorsed rabid leftists lost. On the GOP side, GOPe minority leader Hammond got beat easily.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 10:18 AM (Dv3i1)

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Any election result that doesn't show the GOP voters failing to turn out without Trump on the ballot are invalid and cannot be considered when thinking of the overall political scene.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 10:21 AM (Zo6AB)

166 I know we are supposed to comment on the art, but in this case it just feels like the artist was either grossly naive, was seeing how far he could push the envelope, or was just a perv. "Hey, 2 naked kids kissing is a great idea for a painting! Who's with me?"

Posted by: Wally at March 19, 2026 10:21 AM (zG4BR)

167 my mother, who recently lost her car of 17 years.

Was it stolen? Repo'd? Teleported by aliens?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 10:21 AM (QX6xo)

168 gross art

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 19, 2026 10:22 AM (xcxpd)

169 >>Last night, the new kitty gave us four more new kitties! The CDS rolls on...

Talk about a stray cat strut!
What fun - kitties for all!

Posted by: Brian Setzer at March 19, 2026 10:22 AM (Suwql)

170 Was it stolen? Repo'd? Teleported by aliens?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 10:21 AM

Transitioned to a dog.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 10:22 AM (kgE5c)

171 Go ahead -- name it after Clinton, I dare you!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:12 AM (Suwql)

One of the most surprising things I saw on network TV was during Clinton's presidency. At the beginning of a Law & Order episode, when they were getting ready to find the body, a typical family was walking past a public restroom. The mother commented to one of the kids that they should name it after Clinton.

NBC entertainment shows didn't usually stick it to Democrats in a casual way.

Posted by: No Name Today at March 19, 2026 10:22 AM (8mulE)

172 Ees two boys, no … ? Madre mia. And we wonder how we got where we are now …

Posted by: Dr_No at March 19, 2026 10:23 AM (ayRl+)

173 Cats are a higher lifeform than Democrats, but then again so is Ebola.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 10:23 AM (PqZeM)

174 Transitioned to a dog.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 10:22 AM (kgE5c)

the car transitioned to a dog? So, it's the van from Dumb and Dumber now?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 10:24 AM (QX6xo)

175 167 my mother, who recently lost her car of 17 years.

Was it stolen? Repo'd? Teleported by aliens?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 10:21 AM (QX6xo)

Don't look at me.

Posted by: Zombie Harry Dean Stanton at March 19, 2026 10:24 AM (PiwSw)

176 Snowshoe Siamese used to tour with Wang Chung back in the day.

Posted by: Music nerd at March 19, 2026 10:25 AM (2Ez/1)

177 the car transitioned to a dog? So, it's the van from Dumb and Dumber now?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 10:24 AM

*squints*

Oh..."car". Never mind.

*goes looking for more coffee*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 10:26 AM (kgE5c)

178 World's first baby mama.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Wait...are those supposed to be Cain and Abel?

Because if so that gives this a whole new twist.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 19, 2026 10:11 AM (OUMaO)

No clue who they are, but if they are siblings they sure don't look like they had the same pair of parents.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 10:26 AM (snZF9)

179 New sitcom - My Mother the Cat-girl

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2026 10:26 AM (PqZeM)

180 >>>And where's the poster who always tells us that "today is '(cranberry scone ice cream)' day!"

Posted by: Lizzy

>Today is National Poultry Day! Grab your pullus and pullet.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 10:27 AM (QiH4I)

181 Any election result that doesn't show the GOP voters failing to turn out without Trump on the ballot are invalid and cannot be considered when thinking of the overall political scene.
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There's a no good election news rule? Sorry about that. Feel free to ignore.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 10:27 AM (Dv3i1)

182

Frasier looks at Niles and says "I don't like him!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 19, 2026 10:28 AM (x0n13)

183 >Today is National Poultry Day! Grab your pullus and pullet.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 10:27 AM

Well that was a pullet surprise.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 10:28 AM (kgE5c)

184 >>>Today is National Poultry Day! Grab your pullus and pullet.

Pluck me! I had no idea.
Gotta grab a (skinless, boneless) bre@st and celebrate!!

Posted by: Brian Setzer at March 19, 2026 10:28 AM (Suwql)

185 181 There's a no good election news rule? Sorry about that. Feel free to ignore.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 10:27 AM (Dv3i1)

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It is required that all good election news be suppressed by conservatives in order to feed the sense of doom that all is bad in the world.

It is the American conservative way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 19, 2026 10:29 AM (Zo6AB)

186 the most Mexican of Mexicans

Cantinflas

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 10:29 AM (Kt19C)

187 sibling from another dribbling.
Posted by: cmeat

lol stealing that

Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 19, 2026 10:29 AM (FABdL)

188 Number one with a pullet!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 10:29 AM (QX6xo)

189 >>>Today is National Poultry Day! Grab your pullus and pullet.

Any cockadoodle doo!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 19, 2026 10:30 AM (Suwql)

190 My March Madness picks are in. I'm always somewhat surprised with what I end up with.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 19, 2026 10:31 AM (sl73Y)

191 183 >Today is National Poultry Day! Grab your pullus and pullet.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 19, 2026 10:27 AM

Well that was a pullet surprise.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2026 10:28 AM (kgE5c)

No choking, please.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 19, 2026 10:31 AM (N39Ws)

192 Would a transgender chicken be called a poultroon?

Posted by: Asking the important questions at March 19, 2026 10:33 AM (PiwSw)

193 I know we are supposed to comment on the art, but in this case it just feels like the artist was either grossly naive, was seeing how far he could push the envelope, or was just a perv. "Hey, 2 naked kids kissing is a great idea for a painting! Who's with me?"

Posted by: Wally at March 19, 2026 10:21 AM (zG4BR)

The dems, hollywood, the media, bitches on The View, colbert, kimmel, etc

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 10:33 AM (snZF9)

194 the most Mexican of Mexicans

Alphonso Bedoya

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 19, 2026 10:33 AM (Kt19C)

195 One of the most surprising things I saw on network TV was during Clinton's presidency. At the beginning of a Law & Order episode, when they were getting ready to find the body, a typical family was walking past a public restroom. The mother commented to one of the kids that they should name it after Clinton.

NBC entertainment shows didn't usually stick it to Democrats in a casual way.
Posted by: No Name Today

Were they tourists? Law & Order loved the dumb tourist from Ohio characters who were too retarded to survive even a day in Neeew Yaaawk. So this would fit in with that stereotype. They’re just dumb yokels who hate Clinton unlike us sophisticated Manhattanites who understand his genius.

Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 10:33 AM (3bWRB)

196 At the beginning of a Law & Order episode, when they were getting ready to find the body, a typical family was walking past a public restroom. The mother commented to one of the kids that they should name it after Clinton.
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I stopped watching L&O early on when I was able to figure out the perp by id'ing the first politically incorrect character. They might have tried to trick you by introducing more than one politically incorrect characters making it a coin flip.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 10:33 AM (Dv3i1)

197 "Bouguereau" might be fun in a limerick.

*********

Nope. Too many assholes commenting today. Not worth the time & energy to try to entertain. Maybe another day.

Posted by: muldoon at March 19, 2026 10:37 AM (qgHp7)

198 My March Madness picks are in. I'm always somewhat surprised with what I end up with.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 19, 2026 10:31 AM (sl73Y)

Mine are done, too.

Posted by: SCFOAMF at March 19, 2026 10:37 AM (wVcYX)

199 I stopped watching L&O early on when I was able to figure out the perp by id'ing the first politically incorrect character. They might have tried to trick you by introducing more than one politically incorrect characters making it a coin flip.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 10:33 AM (Dv3i1)

So 40-45 year old straight white male?

Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 10:38 AM (3bWRB)

200 192 Would a transgender chicken be called a poultroon?
Posted by: Asking the important questions at March 19, 2026 10:33 AM (PiwSw)
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*chuckles impishly*

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 10:38 AM (cWLG3)

201 192 Would a transgender chicken be called a poultroon?
Posted by: Asking the important questions at March 19, 2026 10:33 AM (PiwSw)

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And a gay tabby is a catamite.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 10:39 AM (JkO4W)

202 At the beginning of a Law & Order episode, when they were getting ready to find the body, a typical family was walking past a public restroom. The mother commented to one of the kids that they should name it after Clinton.
____

I stopped watching L&O early on when I was able to figure out the perp by id'ing the first politically incorrect character. They might have tried to trick you by introducing more than one politically incorrect characters making it a coin flip.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 19, 2026 10:33 AM (Dv3i1)

The bad guys were always white. I picked up on that very early in the run of that series. Never watched it since.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 19, 2026 10:40 AM (g8Ew8)

203 My March Madness picks are in. I'm always somewhat surprised with what I end up with.
Posted by: From about That Time at March 19, 2026 10:31 AM (sl73Y)

Mine are done, too.
Posted by: SCFOAMF
________

Go with the Vegas odds on the games. A couple of 9s over 8s. I think there's one 10 over a 7.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 19, 2026 10:40 AM (XvL8K)

204 LOL at the top "warthog" link in the sidebar.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 10:41 AM (8zz6B)

205 This is very serene and looks like a reminder of innocence- a baby happy to see a sibling he recognizes and gives a baby kiss on the cheek. Remember those? The mama having soft, but still protective arms around both.

Posted by: Piper at March 19, 2026 10:41 AM (Dd38x)

206 Wakes up
Scratches
Looks around
Dang. I got nuthin'
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 10:42 AM (2WIwB)

207 Bouguereau reminds me of Pierre Auguste Cot.

Cot's Springtime painting is in my top ten.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 19, 2026 10:42 AM (oob1u)

208 204 LOL at the top "warthog" link in the sidebar.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 10:41 AM (8zz6B)
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I feel sorry for anyone who fell to that warthog's "hit and run" attacks.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 10:43 AM (cWLG3)

209 If you watch some older L&O episodes from the 90s what stands out is how NYC actually had Americans in it. Yeah all the bad guys were white. But the good guys were usually white too.

And Detective Logan was maga.

Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 10:43 AM (3bWRB)

210 Nice art today. I've always been drawn to Bouguereau's works.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 19, 2026 10:44 AM (qBdHI)

211 209 If you watch some older L&O episodes from the 90s what stands out is how NYC actually had Americans in it. Yeah all the bad guys were white. But the good guys were usually white too.

And Detective Logan was maga.
Posted by: Heroq at March 19, 2026 10:43 AM (3bWRB)

Det. Briscoe was awesome.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 19, 2026 10:46 AM (kBisb)

212 Sen. John Kennedy on the Save Act yesterday. I like this guy. Worth a watch, or a listen anyway...

https://tinyurl.com/4de2dj4c

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 19, 2026 10:48 AM (dmDsy)

213 Reports say The Warthog has been deployed against men

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Trump is so desperate he's drafted Whoopi?!!!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 10:48 AM (ndZc7)

214 Nonsense! I don't even know where corrigible is!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19,

It's like cardboard. Sorta.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 19, 2026 10:48 AM (sl73Y)

215 Both can be true!
Posted by: Vagin Newsom at March 19, 2026 10:10 AM (rJjpq)

Heh! Good play on the "dyslexic" BS. Should become a standard around here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 10:50 AM (8zz6B)

216 Reports say The Warthog has been deployed against men

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Trump is so desperate he's drafted Whoopi?!!!

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That'll teach me! I posted before I clicked the link.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 19, 2026 10:50 AM (ndZc7)

217
Nope. Too many assholes commenting today.
Posted by: muldoon at March 19, 2026 10:37 AM (qgHp7)

Hey, I'm right here....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2026 10:51 AM (y9nCu)

218 Is this about us?

Posted by: Assholes commenting today at March 19, 2026 10:52 AM (2Ez/1)

219 I've tried coping Bouguereau paintings in the past:

https://ibb.co/album/5B2t3g

Not easy at all - just the initial drawing before painting is damn hard.

Posted by: Boswell at March 19, 2026 10:52 AM (V7158)

220 I feel sorry for anyone who fell to that warthog's "hit and run" attacks.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 19, 2026 10:43 AM (cWLG3)

By time I was drunk enough, there's no way the equipment would work

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 10:52 AM (zafwz)

221 Gotta say though, from a technical standpoint its a great painting. Looks like the style was inspired by some of the great renaissance painters. Its why I just can't take some of the crap I see from van gogh or picasso and others like them seriously. Their shit is like finger painting compared to the skill it takes to do a painting like this.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 10:53 AM (snZF9)

222 Nope. Too many assholes commenting today.
Posted by: muldoon

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You've found me out

Posted by: Jim Harbaugh, Asshole at March 19, 2026 10:53 AM (8AONa)

223 You've found me out
Posted by: Jim Harbaugh, Asshole at March 19, 2026 10:53 AM (8AONa)

There is truth in your words of iron.

Posted by: 9 1/2 Bears at March 19, 2026 10:55 AM (zafwz)

224 Nope. Too many assholes commenting today.
Posted by: muldoon

But...I JUST got here?!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 10:55 AM (Riz8t)

225 How many assholes do we have on this blog, anyway?

Posted by: Dark Helmet at March 19, 2026 10:56 AM (wVcYX)

226 The Tripoli Amphibious Ready Group with the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit embarked has exited the Strait of Malacca and is currently in the Andaman Sea heading north to join the USS Lincoln SG.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 10:56 AM (Y1sOo)

227 Um, the locals who are not connected don’t fear Israel or the US because they are innocent. Where is that in your Deep State style book?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 19, 2026 10:56 AM (uZlKQ)

228 How many assholes do we have on this blog, anyway?

All of them?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 10:57 AM (Riz8t)

229 How many assholes do we have on this blog, anyway?
Posted by: Dark Helmet

Can't say, it's incorrigible.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 19, 2026 10:58 AM (sl73Y)

230 I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: Tim Walz at March 19, 2026 10:58 AM (qpyNK)

231 The Tripoli Amphibious Ready Group with the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit embarked has exited the Strait of Malacca and is currently in the Andaman Sea heading north to join the USS Lincoln SG.

Meanwhile, the British have finished scraping the barnacles off their rowboats; both of them.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 19, 2026 10:59 AM (Riz8t)

232 You got me...

Posted by: Denny Crane - I AM SPARTCASS HOLE at March 19, 2026 10:59 AM (dmDsy)

233 The Tripoli Amphibious Ready Group with the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit embarked has exited the Strait of Malacca and is currently in the Andaman Sea heading north to join the USS Lincoln SG.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 10:56 AM (Y1sOo)

Is there a Navy ship escorting them?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2026 10:59 AM (8zz6B)

234 Nope. Too many assholes commenting today. Not worth the time & energy to try to entertain. Maybe another day.
Posted by: muldoon at March 19, 2026 10:37 AM (qgHp7)

Oh no, we've disappointed Muldoon. And now he's denying us his essence.

Posted by: Whatever at March 19, 2026 10:59 AM (GdPrf)

235 Um, the locals who are not connected don’t fear Israel or the US because they are innocent. Where is that in your Deep State style book?
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 19, 2026 10:56 AM (uZlKQ)

I'd still fear being in the wrong place at the wrong time. Explosives are pretty uncaring in who they vaporize.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2026 10:59 AM (zafwz)

236 226 The Tripoli Amphibious Ready Group with the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit embarked has exited the Strait of Malacca and is currently in the Andaman Sea heading north to join the USS Lincoln SG.

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They say Kharg Island is nice this time of year.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 19, 2026 11:00 AM (nWPIJ)

237 How many assholes do we have on this blog, anyway?

Posted by: Dark Helmet at March 19, 2026 10:56 AM (wVcYX)

Most of them.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 19, 2026 11:00 AM (QX6xo)

238 I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

Posted by: Dark Helmet at March 19, 2026 11:01 AM (wVcYX)

239 Nood monkey

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2026 11:01 AM (2UnvF)

240 Everybody has one.

Posted by: Just like opinions at March 19, 2026 11:01 AM (2Ez/1)

241 Nood monkey
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 19, 2026 11:01 AM (2UnvF)

A hairy asshoke!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2026 11:01 AM (2WIwB)

242 Too many assholes commenting today.
Posted by: muldoon

At least you don't have to do this for a living.

How many assholes do we have on this blog, anyway?

All of them!

Posted by: Bob@NSA at March 19, 2026 11:01 AM (E/qck)

243 The Tripoli Amphibious Ready Group with the 31st Marine Expeditionary Unit embarked has exited the Strait of Malacca and is currently in the Andaman Sea heading north to join the USS Lincoln SG.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 19, 2026 10:56 AM (Y1sOo)

Very cool. I'm just not sure anybody should know this though. It would have been a nice surprise. Oh helloooo.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 19, 2026 11:02 AM (snZF9)

244 Wouldn't have expected an 1851 painting to illustrate the 2020s stereotype of a single mother

Posted by: craig at March 19, 2026 11:04 AM (1dUlh)

245 First dad is in prison. Second is some cuck she got to be a baby daddy to the first.

Posted by: The Dog at March 19, 2026 12:43 PM (XodLO)

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