Daily Tech News 14 March 2026

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Two more long-lost Doctor Who episodes have been rediscovered decades after they first aired. (BBC)

The two episodes are from the sprawling 12-episode story The Dalek Master Plan that aired in Britain in 1965 - and never aired anywhere else because Australian censors deemed it too violent and that made it unprofitable to resell in smaller markets.

And then the BBC, in the long tradition of knowing the price of everything and the value of nothing, wiped the tapes to reuse them, deeming the tapes themselves more valuable than their contents.

Which left little hope because most of the episodes rediscovered over the years have been from the archives of channels elsewhere in the world that "accidentally" held on to copies for decades after their rights expired.

These two episodes were left to a film archiving foundation as part of a "ramshackle" private collection.

In a nice touch, one of the actors who appeared as the Doctor's companion in the story - Peter Purves, now 87 - was invited to the screening, but only told that it was for an interview. To be fair, they did interview him afterwards.
Yes, it's a quiet news day.

Tech News

The CEO of Adobe will be stepping down after 18 years of delighting investors and pissing off customers. (CNBC)

Mostly because lately he's been pissing off customers and investors in equal measure.
Italian prosecutors want to proceed to trial against Amazon on charges of tax evasion even after the company settled with the Italian revenue agency. (Reuters)

Tread carefully. Amazon does have space lasers, even if not quite so many as Twitter.
No, you can't phone a friend. (BBC)

Not when you're a witness in a case in Britain's High Court.

And not when you claim that the number called by the smart glasses you were wearing at the time was for a taxi driver.
Before quantum computing arrives, this startup wants enterprises already running on it. (Tech Crunch)

Congratulations, Tech Crunch. This level of incoherence is worthy of The Verge.
A study conducted by a studio creating a game with AI-powered NPCs claims 96% of players enjoy AI-powered NPCs. (WCCFTech)

Well, first, Mandy Rice Davies applies.

And second, NPCs are AI-powered by definition.
Nvide claims future GPUs will bring a million-fold performance increase in path-tracing. (WCCFTech)

Mostly by not performing path tracing. And the comparison is against ten year old hardware that also didn't perform path tracing.

Musical Interlude

Disclaimer: It may be too late for goodbye, but it's never too late for hello.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 04:00 AM

Comments

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1 !!

Posted by: clarence at March 14, 2026 04:03 AM (A4VRU)

2 Push the button, Max!

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 14, 2026 04:03 AM (BLOW1)

3 G'mornin' everyone!
and a Good Day! to those in time zones far from CONUS!

19 degrees in Wisconsin, cloudy, light airs.

snowpocalypse forecast for tomorrow, yay.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 14, 2026 04:03 AM (MIIRH)

4 Nooded.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 14, 2026 04:03 AM (NcvvS)

5 slow news day is good news!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 14, 2026 04:06 AM (MIIRH)

6 Happy dog on a walk:

https://tinyurl.com/yamxuhuk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2026 04:09 AM (rZCVI)

7 Nice about the old Dr. Who, anyway ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 14, 2026 04:10 AM (MIIRH)

8 32 degrees and clear in Kentuckiana. Supposed to get near 60 today, 75 tomorrow, and back to 32 tomorrow night.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 14, 2026 04:10 AM (NcvvS)

9 No, you can't phone a friend.
****

Did this guy think he was testifying to the US Congress?

Posted by: clarence at March 14, 2026 04:12 AM (A4VRU)

10 Haven't watched Dr Who since the first time the BBC ended it, and saw very few of the Colin Baker episodes.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 14, 2026 04:14 AM (NcvvS)

11 I could look this up, but I'm sure someone here will know: "What are smart glasses?"

https://tinyurl.com/yamxuhuk

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2026 04:16 AM (rZCVI)

12 Didn't mean to put in the link from above. Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2026 04:17 AM (rZCVI)

13 The introduction of the Macbook Neo has caused a bit of a ruckus in the PC universe. But it was at Mac World 2008 when Steve Jobs kicked off a revolution when he introduced the MacBook Air, argueably the first truly modern laptop.

https://youtu.be/EJqP8P0dh2o

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 14, 2026 04:18 AM (BnDlA)

14 w00t

Posted by: m at March 14, 2026 04:18 AM (+YA9H)

15 This wasn't me yesterday:

6 anti-woot!
Posted by: w at March 13, 2026 04:08 AM (NKG8q)

Posted by: m at March 14, 2026 04:20 AM (+YA9H)

16 10 Haven't watched Dr Who since the first time the BBC ended it, and saw very few of the Colin Baker episodes.
Posted by: Nazdar

Some of New Who is actually very good, but the BBC killed it again - first with terrible scripts starting in 2018 with Jodie Whittaker's tenure, and then more recently by not having anyone prepared to take the role thanks to years of terrible scripts.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 14, 2026 04:21 AM (BLOW1)

17 Thank the gods there wasn't any yoko harmed in the making of this video.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 14, 2026 04:25 AM (M9gjJ)

18 G'Day everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2026 04:25 AM (Ia/+0)

19 4:20

Ahhh. I'm doing dishes and mt friend and neighbours' beautiful cat Snowflake is outside on the window ledge looking in. I've taken their cats in before.

I'm not a cat person but they're exceptions. Everyone have a great day.

Posted by: Stateless at March 14, 2026 04:28 AM (Sco7b)

20 Man writes Christian devotional on God's timing and 2nd Peter 3:8-13. "Our Daily Bread" devotional:

https://tinyurl.com/3avszrw4

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2026 04:30 AM (PFs9e)

21 Adobe was the first company to introduce the subscription based software model, better known as the you will own nothing and like it model.

They and Microsoft are quickly becoming companies that people are trying to figure out how to replace, and when a company engenders that feeling in people, that’s gotta be earned.

Great job guys.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2026 04:35 AM (XV/Pl)

22 Father and son finally redeem decades old promise of free oysters:

https://tinyurl.com/3ftx7a4y

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2026 04:35 AM (PFs9e)

23 21 Adobe was the first company to introduce the subscription based software model, better known as the you will own nothing and like it model.

Yep. This CEO is the one who brought that in at Adobe.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 14, 2026 04:36 AM (BLOW1)

24 Mornin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 14, 2026 04:38 AM (Iz+f5)

25 >>Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 14, 2026 04:21 AM (BLOW1)

My enjoyment of Dr Who dwindled during the Peter Davison years because, to me, he was simply unlikable. And viewing got hit-and-miss as a result. Might say I fell out of the habit of watching and it never came back.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 14, 2026 04:38 AM (NcvvS)

26 "What are smart glasses?"
****

Thanks to miniaturization of cameras and microphones, 'smart' glasses have the capability to record and transmit sound and images to earpieces and image projectors in what look like typical eyeglasses. They may also receive and transmit sound and video through the use of wifi.

Posted by: clarence at March 14, 2026 04:41 AM (A4VRU)

27 yup, that's why Mrs Eez is still running the adobe CS2 we purchased o so very long ago,on our only remaining windows box, which is dedicated to that purpose.
(oem win 10 with no network connection, so no updates)
(just sneakernet)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 14, 2026 04:43 AM (MIIRH)

28 Adobe was the first company to introduce the subscription based software model, better known as the you will own nothing and like it model.

They and Microsoft are quickly becoming companies that people are trying to figure out how to replace, and when a company engenders that feeling in people, that’s gotta be earned.

Great job guys.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

It should be noted that Microsoft, unlike Adobe, still sells perpetual license versions of Office.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 14, 2026 04:45 AM (BnDlA)

29 Anyone have recommendations for webcams that I could use to stream an image of my desktop or drafting board?

I'm thinking it needs to have a reasonably high frame rate and good focal capabilities to see the pencil lines on the paper.

I just have no idea where to start looking for a more trustworthy and accurate description than Amazon provides

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 14, 2026 04:45 AM (C0Nlv)

30 Julian Lennon - Too Late For Goodbyes

He sounds like his dad. Maybe?

Posted by: m at March 14, 2026 04:48 AM (+YA9H)

31
Every so often my Windows laptop perks up and suggests that now would be a good time to finish installing the O/S. "No, it's not," I say as I send it back to think over its impertinence.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 14, 2026 04:49 AM (xG4kz)

32 I may pick up a Macbook of some sort. I'm waffling between Neo and Sky.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 14, 2026 04:51 AM (Iz+f5)

33
Today is the memorial service for my MiL's friend, Louise, who passed this week at age 97. That old gang of my MiL is pretty well thinned out at this point, sadly.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 14, 2026 04:52 AM (xG4kz)

34 Posted by: clarence at March 14, 2026 04:41

Thanks. So someone could use them in testifying in court or before a judge to receive some "coaching" from an outside source, and it didn't occur to the individual that this would not be allowed?!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2026 04:53 AM (rZCVI)

35
He sounds like his dad. Maybe?

Posted by: m

Well, he was the Jude, of "Hey Jude".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 14, 2026 04:54 AM (xG4kz)

36 30 Julian Lennon - Too Late For Goodbyes

He sounds like his dad. Maybe?
Posted by: m

Yep. He sounds a lot like his dad.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 14, 2026 04:54 AM (BLOW1)

37 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 14, 2026 04:52 AM (xG4kz)

May it be a blessing to all who attend. Yesterday was our former organist's memorial service. She was 98.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2026 04:55 AM (rZCVI)

38 Good for you K vs C!
Sharp blows to the mazard are often required to keep unruly microsponge products operating.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 14, 2026 04:56 AM (MIIRH)

39 A weary soul sighs
Dreaming of the springs delights
The moon's white glow shines

fin

Posted by: clarence at March 14, 2026 04:56 AM (A4VRU)

40 The FAA temporarily stopped traffic at Ronald Reagan Washington National Airport (DCA), Washington Dulles International Airport (IAD), Baltimore-Washington International Airport (BWI) and Richmond International Airport (RIC) because of a strong chemical smell at the Potomac TRACON that is impacting some air traffic controllers. Ground stop occurred from about 1630 to 1930 (Friday) and was traced to a burned circuit board.
Kind of worrisome that a minor incident could cause such an impact.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at March 14, 2026 04:59 AM (YoT4f)

41
Here is an interesting video that reviews the creative process for the Beatles' "A Day in the Life" (from the Abbey Road album) --

https://youtu.be/WPKHKkylciI?si=28cylaBotQVpvb81

Well worth the watch, in my humble opinion.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 14, 2026 04:59 AM (xG4kz)

42 huh, burned circuit board is a unique and distinctive odor ... surprised that no one recognized it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 14, 2026 05:02 AM (MIIRH)

43 Well worth the watch, in my humble opinion.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 14, 2026

It really is an excellent video.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 14, 2026 05:03 AM (BnDlA)

44 I might just go back to bed and try to catch one or two more Zs ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 14, 2026 05:03 AM (MIIRH)

45 - 2Peter 3:8-13

Ah yes, one of the passages used to "prove" an unbiblical view of Christ's second coming and the rapture.
But, a thief in the night to who?

1Thess 5:1-4 clears that up. Who are "they?" Those not in Christ, of course. The brethren are not in darkness. Why not?
Because Paul had taught them things that will occur before that day. Which of course they forgot.

What signs? See 2Thess 2:1-5. I sense a bit of frustration in verse 5.

Posted by: TeeJ at March 14, 2026 05:05 AM (Gk2Bn)

46 @41

>> Well worth the watch, in my humble opinion.

One of the best scenes in the Get Back doc, was watching Paul literally summoning the song Get Back from the ether.

Or pretty much any scene when some Beatles are kibitzing and in the background you can here one of the other Beatles noodling on something that would eventually become a masterpiece.

One of my other favorites is when George is trying to figure out the words to Something and one of the original lines is, her love attracts me like a pomeegranit.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2026 05:07 AM (XV/Pl)

47 Every so often you bump into a musician who is meant to perform a composer's work. Douglas Mitchell was meant to do Paul McCartney songs. These are some of the best covers I've ever heard. If you found this enjoyable, he has more Paul McCartney videos plus other covers on this channel.

Douglas Mitchell
Mother's Nature Son
https://youtu.be/xK6tdqhYMso

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 14, 2026 05:11 AM (BnDlA)

48 nood!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Every nood day is a good day

G'day

Posted by: The Wisdom of Miklos at March 14, 2026 05:12 AM (Al4HM)

49
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at March 14, 2026 05:16 AM (tljrc)

50 As you age you will get fewer people at your funeral.

Posted by: Colin at March 14, 2026 05:16 AM (e8qy3)

51 - Not just one but two who appreciate The Beatles?
I make it a trifecta.

Only recent music I knew before them was older sis' Bobby Vinton "blue" album.
And then, I'm a couple months shy of 9yoa and she's running around the house screaming The Beatles are going to be on Ed Sullivan.
Me - What's a Beatle?

Posted by: TeeJ at March 14, 2026 05:21 AM (Gk2Bn)

52 "As you age you will get fewer people at your funeral."

If you're the last one standing, there won't be any at all when you finally check out of the net.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 14, 2026 05:22 AM (AjG6+)

53 Words you will never hear: I think my neovim config is complete.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2026 05:28 AM (XV/Pl)

54 Disclaimer: It may be too late for goodbye, but it's never too late for hello.

Hello!

Posted by: m at March 14, 2026 05:30 AM (+YA9H)

55 One of my favorite Beatles recordings is their cover of Chuck Berry's Rock and Roll music. On October 18th, 1964 in a session that lasted over 9 hours and included the recording of Eight Days a Week. They recorded Rock and Roll music sometime around 11:00 p.m. Legend has it that McCartney was on piano, Harrison was on the Hofner bass, and Lennon supplied the Rickenbacker 325 guitar and scorching vocal. The track was done live in one take and is a prime example of how great a band they were live.

https://youtu.be/IRF6nmqcbxo

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 14, 2026 05:34 AM (BnDlA)

56 heh

Bonchie retweeted
Jarvis
@jarvis_best
11h
The entire economy is just podcasters getting mad at other podcasters.

Posted by: m at March 14, 2026 05:36 AM (+YA9H)

57
By the time our Mom passed, coming up on four years ago in May, any thought of interring her cremated ashes is a custom built and weighted cedar box, taking it out on a boat on Lake Superior and dropping it overboard at the location where we had done the same for Dad twenty-five years earlier was out of the question, as whoever had assisted us in the on water part was no longer in the area.

So we four kids and our spouses placed her ashes in the midst of the natural area that constituted her view from her kitchen window and her back patio.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 14, 2026 05:37 AM (xG4kz)

58 I was up for a hour in the middle of the night, just got that hour back.
I nedz coveffe

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2026 05:39 AM (Ia/+0)

59 57 her view from her kitchen window and her back patio
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 14, 2026 05:37 AM (xG4kz)

Nice.

Posted by: m at March 14, 2026 05:41 AM (+YA9H)

60
The entire economy is just podcasters getting mad at other podcasters.

Posted by: m

At least that much is tangible these days, unlike the stuff and puffery of the AI bubble.

As was mentioned yesterday, whatever became of the "eat ze bugs!" flim-flam?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 14, 2026 05:42 AM (xG4kz)

61 wow

Bonchie
@bonchieredstate
9h
Ummm

J.D. Miles
@jdmiles11
10h
#Breaking US Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett's security officer has been shot and killed by Dallas Police SWAT officers while under investigation for impersonating a law enforcement officer.

Posted by: m at March 14, 2026 05:46 AM (+YA9H)

62
This summer will be noted as "birfin' summer", as two nieces in my family are due to deliver their first chirruns then.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 14, 2026 05:47 AM (xG4kz)

63 Clean comedian Tim Hawkins" What if various performers sand the National anthem?:

https://tinyurl.com/4mycy574

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2026 05:48 AM (rZCVI)

64 "Sang" not sand

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2026 05:49 AM (rZCVI)

65 >>As you age you will get fewer people at your funeral.

'Senescence begins and middle-age ends
The day your descendants outnumber your friends.'

Ogden Nash, maybe.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 14, 2026 05:49 AM (NcvvS)

66
#Breaking US Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett's security officer has been shot and killed by Dallas Police SWAT officers while under investigation for impersonating a law enforcement officer.

Posted by: m

Doing "sumpthin' stoopid"? Or will we hear endless screeching about "raaaaaacist cops"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 14, 2026 05:50 AM (xG4kz)

67 The som our former organist told me to make 40 bullfinch for her memorial service . There must have been 60 people there For the funeral for our Korean War vet and patriarch who lived his whole life in the town there was not an empty seat in the church. I think this was a credit to the type of people they were.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2026 05:53 AM (rZCVI)

68 "bullfinch" WTH? Supposed to be "bulletins" I hate autocorrect .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2026 05:55 AM (rZCVI)

69 "King" was not the guy's real name and the shooting occurred earlier this week... via CBS --

Images obtained by CBS News Texas show King standing close to Crockett at events and on the campaign trail during her recent run for a U.S. Senate seat. Sources say he oversaw teams of security officers at several downtown Dallas hotels and at his church.

Law enforcement sources also say King drove a replica undercover police vehicle and used license plates stolen from cars outside a military recruiting office. His background – which sources say includes a criminal history – raises questions about how he managed extra‑duty jobs for police officers and secured a high‑level security role for a sitting member of Congress.

Documents obtained by CBS News Texas show a person named Mike King received payments for "security services" from Crockett as recently as last year.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 14, 2026 05:56 AM (xG4kz)

70 oooh

Magills
@magills_
13h
If Muslims hate dogs so much someone please explain Mamdani’s marriage

Posted by: m at March 14, 2026 05:56 AM (+YA9H)

71 Is there any way to delete holidays of other religions or death cults?

Posted by: Accomac at March 14, 2026 05:58 AM (8jVAy)

72 From iPad

Posted by: Accomac at March 14, 2026 05:58 AM (8jVAy)

73 I don't think that Mayor Mandami's wife is unattractive physically. I just think she's terribly unattractive with her outrageous anti semetic comments about 10/7

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2026 06:01 AM (rZCVI)

74
I'm out for now. The siren stories of who worked what hardscrabble patch of ground in the vicinity of the Arctic Circle in Norway centuries ago are calling out to me.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 14, 2026 06:05 AM (xG4kz)

75 ODU shooter is alleged to have bought a stolen. The seller has been charged by Blondie.

Posted by: Accomac at March 14, 2026 06:06 AM (T8bqm)

76 ODU shooter is alleged to have bought a stolen. The seller has been charged by Blondie.
Posted by: Accomac

What? The Feds actually enforcing federal gun laws on criminals?

It's an age of miracles!

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 14, 2026 06:08 AM (C0Nlv)

77 Bought a stolen gun.
I am surprised UPS vans aren’t knocked over after leaving known gun maker or dealer stops.
I did not know that guns.comm is a storefront and now I have to wait for radical to process my order.

Posted by: Accomac at March 14, 2026 06:11 AM (T8bqm)

78 Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.

Rejoinder: Goodbye hello hello goodbye .

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 14, 2026 06:11 AM (KAqW5)

79 #Breaking US Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett's security officer has been shot and killed by Dallas Police SWAT officers while under investigation for impersonating a law enforcement officer.
-----------
They investigate pretty hard in Dallas.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 14, 2026 06:12 AM (KAqW5)

80 I saw the crawl headline and was w the f. Google filled me in.
They know who has a legal gun in urban areas. I do wonder how many illegal gun possessors use cash to feed the gun.
I bet DOGE could figure it out.
I would also bet ATF already has.

Posted by: Accomac at March 14, 2026 06:15 AM (T8bqm)

81 Bonchie retweeted
Mark Hemingway
@Heminator
9h
Will someone explain to me how the left thinks guns are bad and want to ban them yet the same people can’t be bothered to prosecute the most obvious and tragic gun crimes??

Ooh! *raises hand* I know! I know!
It's the GUNS that are bad.
Not the people.
--the left

Posted by: m at March 14, 2026 06:16 AM (+YA9H)

82 Morning, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at March 14, 2026 06:17 AM (bQ4nt)

83 I consulted with AI about the superstition of Friday the 13th and it recommended I shove a couple of garlic cloves up my bum.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 14, 2026 06:21 AM (M9gjJ)

84 Pinned Tweet
AG
@AGHamilton29
Mar 12
A lot of evil in this world, but there is also plenty of heroic people willing to stand up to it.

Today’s attack in Michigan was stopped by security guards who shot the assailant.

And the attack at Old Dominion was stopped by a heroic ROTC student who stabbed the terrorist.

Posted by: m at March 14, 2026 06:24 AM (+YA9H)

85 Interesting discussion. Topics like public health policy and scientific transparency are important for people to understand better. Open debate and access to reliable information help readers form more balanced opinions.

I also enjoy reading and sharing useful information online: Tezvi Cosmetics

Posted by: Rahula at March 14, 2026 06:26 AM (iRJO5)

86 Posted by: Rahula at March 14, 2026 06:26 AM (iRJO5)
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No lace wigs?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 14, 2026 06:29 AM (KAqW5)

87 Whiteness creates social conditions that require POC’s to engage in whiteness in order to survive or be seen by whiteness.
All POC actions, then, are in response to whiteness and are not the result of authentic POC decision making. Therefore, great deference should be given to how POC manifest their interactions with whiteness.
Simple, really

Posted by: Accomac at March 14, 2026 06:32 AM (T8bqm)

88 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at March 14, 2026 06:34 AM (2Ez/1)

89 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

* gestures vaguely *

Somewhere in that snowdrift.

Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 06:36 AM (VHUov)

90 70 oooh

Magills
@magills_
13h
If Muslims hate dogs so much someone please explain Mamdani’s marriage
Posted by: m

They hate dogs but they can appreciate a good beard.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 14, 2026 06:40 AM (BLOW1)

91 Ooh, Pixy! Score.

Posted by: m at March 14, 2026 06:41 AM (+YA9H)

92 Evening and morning, AoSHQ satellites! Sattiday again, innit?

Had a peculiar dream just now. I was waiting for a redhaired woman in a park. When she arrived, she told me she was too tired to go on our trip. So I set off across a park area, a college courtyard, and on into a train station/mall. Apparently I was in Finland -- all the signs looked to my eye like Finnish -- and was on my way by rail to cross at least one border and river, and end up in a town called "Jensen," which sounds Swedish or Norwegian. Oddly, while I had no backpack or rain gear, I was aware the whole time that I had made this trip *before* with such gear, and was going by memory. I found a big map of the area, though for some reason it had "Bourbon St" printed in red on it.

I was going to Jensen to visit a bank, either to deliver 40,000 euros or to collect them from an account there. What's it mean, Doctor?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 14, 2026 06:41 AM (wzUl9)

93 I consulted with AI about the superstition of Friday the 13th and it recommended I shove a couple of garlic cloves up my bum.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 14, 2026

***
Been doing that for years!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 14, 2026 06:43 AM (wzUl9)

94 If you have crow's feet, a turkey neck and chicken legs, you just may be a bird from across the pond.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 14, 2026 06:44 AM (M9gjJ)

95 93 I consulted with AI about the superstition of Friday the 13th and it recommended I shove a couple of garlic cloves up my bum.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 14, 2026

***
Been doing that for years!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 14, 2026 06:43 AM (wzUl9)

Ha ha, Wolfus!

Posted by: m at March 14, 2026 06:44 AM (+YA9H)

96 Good morning morons

That Julian Lennon tune was snappy, too bad he couldn't sustain anything.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 06:45 AM (RIvkX)

97 92: it means you're moving to Finland. Hey, you wanted cooler weather!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 14, 2026 06:47 AM (sAmhv)

Posted by:
at March 14, 2026 06:48 AM (iKuGE)

99 92: it means you're moving to Finland. Hey, you wanted cooler weather!
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 14, 2026

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It'd be nice if I could read the street signs in my new home, though. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 14, 2026 06:50 AM (wzUl9)

100 100

Posted by: m at March 14, 2026 06:50 AM (+YA9H)

101

98 = Marcel Marceau?

Posted by: m at March 14, 2026 06:51 AM (+YA9H)

102
I was going to Jensen to visit a bank, either to deliver 40,000 euros or to collect them from an account there. What's it mean, Doctor?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere

You will be solicited to take a key role in a wonderful financial opportunity by a prince from Nigeria or Niagara Falls, Ontario any day now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 14, 2026 06:54 AM (xG4kz)

103 Jarvis retweeted
Robynnnnnn
@robynngarfield
Mar 13
In the middle of making dinner I check X and see that Pete Hegseth's dad reshared something I wrote earlier today for @TheBabylonBee. I lead a very strange, wonderful life.

which was:

The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBee
Mar 12
Morbidly Obese Pete Hegseth Denies Any Knowledge Of What Happened To Leftover Lobster For The Troops

[photo of a morbidly obese Pete wearing a lobster bib while speaking from a podium]

Posted by: m at March 14, 2026 06:57 AM (+YA9H)

104 Anyway, melatonin-fueled dreams aside . . . the furry thugs are doing well, having both been fed. I'm trying the new-to-me-and-them Feline Pine litter that Joyenz recommended on the Pet Thread last week. So far they are not objecting to it. I had pictured little pine flakes, but these are like tiny logs. Currently the new stuff is mixed with their usual clay-type litter, so as not to give them a sudden shock.

When I clean the box again, I'll use this new stuff entirely and see what happens.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 14, 2026 06:58 AM (wzUl9)

105 Any time a judge says that the Trump administration lacks the power to do something that would be perfectly acceptable if the president were a Democrat, based on the Trump administration’s alleged motivations, that judge is wrong and is acting as a partisan hack. I think the general public would be astonished at how often that happens. - John Hinderaker
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So much for an impartial apolitical judiciary.

The judges must be swept away because they are partisan political operatives corrupting rather than preserving the Constitutional order. They are traitors to the United States.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 07:02 AM (RIvkX)

106 Posted by: m at March 14, 2026 06:57 AM (+YA9H)

That was funny; Thanks. I may have to subscribe to the Babylon Bee so that if I have any ides for stories I can submit them

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 14, 2026 07:05 AM (looXz)

107 “ Now that you have purified yourselves by obeying the truth so that you have sincere love for each other, love one another deeply, from the heart. 23 For you have been born again, not of perishable seed, but of imperishable, through the living and enduring word of God.”

1 Peter 1:22-33

Posted by: Marcus T at March 14, 2026 07:06 AM (04KGT)

108 You guys are on fire today:
Dogs and Mamdani's marriage
Garlic and Pete Buttigieg

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 14, 2026 07:08 AM (wWENI)

109 Yep. This CEO is the one who brought that in at Adobe.
Posted by: Pixy Misa at March 14, 2026 04:36 AM (BLOW1)

He also brought in the "disable software you already own" model.

I had Photoshop CS4, which I'd bought and paid for from Adorama. After having it for quite a few years, Adobe disabled the servers that validated the software and it quit working. I complained and Adobe provided a standalone version.

After a few years, I suddenly started getting notices along the lines of it was pirated software or I'd have to start paying a subscription for it. Turns out Adobe had installed a program on my computer without my permission that was doing this and I found it and disabled it.

Adobe's CEO is a flat-out thief.

Posted by: Zombie Ricardo Montalban at March 14, 2026 07:12 AM (/HDaX)

110 /sock off

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 14, 2026 07:12 AM (/HDaX)

111 So much for an impartial apolitical judiciary.

The judges must be swept away because they are partisan political operatives corrupting rather than preserving the Constitutional order. They are traitors to the United States.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 07:02
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The way the Constitution was written, judges were meant to be the weakest of the three branches. Not legislators, not executives. Just neutral parties applying the law.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 14, 2026 07:14 AM (wWENI)

112 mornin yall. My Dad's procedure at Emory yesterday was a success. They used focused ultrasound on his brain to stop the Parkinson's tremors in his left hand. The tremors were so bad he could hardly hold anything and now they are gone.

It took a year of tests and prep to get to this point but it's worth it. It does not cure Parkinson's, but will make his remaining time hopefully more pleasant.

Posted by: fd at March 14, 2026 07:17 AM (vFG9F)

113 Morning all,

Doing a final launch reminder.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-48
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: March 14, 2026
Launch Time: 8:37 a.m. EDT (1237 UTC, 13:37 CET)

https://youtu.be/d_g_YYUhtLU

Posted by: Joyenz at March 14, 2026 07:19 AM (2F0/Y)

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