Look At Me I'm ONT

Hello good folks! Welcome to Friday's ONT!

Fido Friday: Fooled ya!

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Carrot

Sorry, Maverick

Grab a few beers

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I need a copy of this

Socialism

Whoopin' his ass

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Anybody got to go?

The French are helping!

Ski-W-I

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Well, that's useless

I'm ashamed I laughed

The female mind can't comprehend this

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Cauliflower

Feel good story of the day

This gves me an idea...

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How to prune trees

Iran is kicking our ass

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Prom season is coming

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by dinner:

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

Comments

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1 PERVY CARROT!!!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 13, 2026 09:51 PM (tcsrY)

2 If only it were Friday so WeirdDave could entertain us with his witty meme selections!

Posted by: mindful webworker - well, then at March 13, 2026 09:52 PM (O84gh)

3
vmom,

You nailed first!

Posted by: fourseasons at March 13, 2026 09:57 PM (3ek7K)

4 the ol' carrot and the stick routine

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 13, 2026 09:59 PM (BLc2P)

5 Sorry I'm late, Mrs. Vorhees needed to borrow the whetstone.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 13, 2026 10:00 PM (qhRTK)

6 Pizza Crunch-- you want to try it but you know you'll be sick

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 13, 2026 10:00 PM (yeRBj)

7 Teacher has a hangover!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 10:02 PM (kpS4V)

8 the ass whoopin brought me to tears... of joy

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 13, 2026 10:02 PM (BLc2P)

9 The French need to send Macron's wife to Iran. She's hell on wheels.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2026 10:03 PM (JkO4W)

10 no

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 13, 2026 10:03 PM (jrgJz)

11 wtf, does the pizza crunch come pre-eaten?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 13, 2026 10:03 PM (BLc2P)

12 The Scots are absolute demons about deep-fried carny foods. Hell yeah I'd try that pizza.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 10:04 PM (kpS4V)

13 I read and viewed video. Where did I wind up?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 13, 2026 10:04 PM (X5qGl)

14 Peanut butter crunch > pizza crunch < Ka-boom crunch < tech crunch

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 10:05 PM (2GVsD)

15
You wound up 13th on Friday the 13th.

Scary.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 13, 2026 10:06 PM (3ek7K)

16 Prom season is coming

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That pic has something profound to say, but I have no idea what it is.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2026 10:06 PM (JkO4W)

17 I saw the cartoon with the pink haired girl in another forum I visit.

And it really is one of the core problems with leftism.

I remember during the Obamacare debate pointing out to leftists that if they thought healthcare was a right there was nothing stopping them from pooling their money with any group of people they wished and sharing costs equally.

And the answer was ALWAYS, but then YOU wouldn't have to pay for it

Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2026 10:07 PM (sKqQm)

18 The justly deserved beating: if this is real (big if), the two meting out justice would be put on trial and convicted. But you wish it weren’t so!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 13, 2026 10:07 PM (X5qGl)

19 There was an underground comic character named The Flaming Carrot.

No word if he ever met his fate getting shredded and sprinkled in some Chernobyl Chili.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 10:07 PM (2GVsD)

20 You wound up 13th on Friday the 13th.

Scary.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 13, 2026 10:06 PM (3ek7K)

The last normal day we had was Friday the 13th, March 2020.
The next Friday the 13th in March was today
Here is hoping things correct themselves.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2026 10:08 PM (rbvCR)

21 Chicken Fried Pizza

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2026 10:08 PM (/lPRQ)

22 Prom season: she’s flaunting it.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 13, 2026 10:08 PM (X5qGl)

23 Tonight's lesson: don't f*ck with bulls and don't f*ck with Sikhs.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 13, 2026 10:09 PM (Fs0KI)

24 Good evening Horde. Thanks WD!

Posted by: TRex - deep fried dino at March 13, 2026 10:09 PM (IQ6Gq)

25 Eris,

Teacher? The never filmed sequel named Alien Prom and that was a costume test shot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 10:09 PM (2GVsD)

26 I started listening to the advice with "Have a bunch of beers" and haven't progressed much past that point.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 13, 2026 10:09 PM (CHHv1)

27 Wait, it's ONT already? What am still doing awake?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 13, 2026 10:10 PM (h7ZuX)

28 I worked for a water hauling company for a few years. One of our drivers hit a bull that had gotten out onto the highway. The truck caught on fire and burned completely, but, luckily, he escaped. The bull ran away. The next day, the brand inspector went out and found the bull outside the pasture. He got out to take a look at the damage on the bull and his brand, but the bull came after him, knocked him down, rolled him up and started back for more. The guy pulled his sidearm and shot the bull several times before the bull ran away. The brand inspector had a broken arm. I'm not sure what happened to the bull.

Posted by: huerfano at March 13, 2026 10:10 PM (98kQX)

29 The justly deserved beating: if this is real (big if), the two meting out justice would be put on trial and convicted. But you wish it weren’t so!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Axe handle is better.

Even more better with double bit axe head still in it.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2026 10:10 PM (/lPRQ)

30 Feel good story:

It's allergy season, darnit! That's my story and I'm sticking to it!

Posted by: RandomDave at March 13, 2026 10:11 PM (aJQbY)

31 12 The Scots are absolute demons about deep-fried carny foods. Hell yeah I'd try that pizza.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 10:04 PM (kpS4V)

I would try that, too. Bet it pairs well with Chianti.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 13, 2026 10:11 PM (h7ZuX)

32 "Look at me I'm ONT
Bap bap ba ba bap, ba bap-pap-bap."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 13, 2026 10:11 PM (CHHv1)

33 Good stuff. Some classics I haven't seen in years. Prom night. Whooping his ass. Useless tool. Good fight. Shows that the best memes never grow old, they just ripen with age. Feel good story felt good.

Tip o' the ol' mindful topper to the mighty WeirdDave.

https://bit.ly/mindful-avatar

Posted by: mindful webworker - or is that mindless? at March 13, 2026 10:12 PM (O84gh)

34 My 3rd cousin twice removed, from my mother's uncle's side of the family. It's a family trait.

tiny.cc/4ub0101

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 13, 2026 10:12 PM (7Cdr7)

35 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 13, 2026 10:12 PM (Iz+f5)

36 Sorry, was watching Scarpetta and forgot to nood

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 13, 2026 10:12 PM (eZ5tL)

37 Red car, blue shirt: they settled it like men.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 13, 2026 10:12 PM (X5qGl)

38 USA 5
Canada 3
Top of the 7th

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2026 10:13 PM (A5RD0)

39 There was an underground comic character named The Flaming Carrot.

“There’s more hoods here than we thought.”

“Then shoot more bullets.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 13, 2026 10:14 PM (W/QOq)

40 I see Yang Poon made that phillips screw driver.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2026 10:14 PM (snZF9)

41 Tousi reporting the Ayatollahs are fleeing to... Canada!!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 07:47 PM (8avO+)

Evidence:
https://tinyurl.com/3bbn6bnf
Posted by: beckster

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Jeez, they don't even bother changing out of those Halloween costumes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

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At least the Arabs get normal once in the air.
/ so I hear.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2026 10:14 PM (/lPRQ)

42 Today's lesson: if you're going to play a Ms. Rachel video for your grandkid, use an incognito window or your Youtube feed will be filled with them.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 13, 2026 10:15 PM (Fs0KI)

43 the ass whoopin brought me to tears... of joy
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 13, 2026 10:02 PM (BLc2P)

Brother got two Sikhs on his hide...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 10:15 PM (8zz6B)

44 My lucky day. But, not everybody's.

https://bit.ly/pogo-fri-03-13

Posted by: mindful webworker - horra-blatz! at March 13, 2026 10:16 PM (O84gh)

45 28 I worked for a water hauling company for a few years. One of our drivers hit a bull that had gotten out onto the highway. The truck caught on fire and burned completely, but, luckily, he escaped. The bull ran away. The next day, the brand inspector went out and found the bull outside the pasture. He got out to take a look at the damage on the bull and his brand, but the bull came after him, knocked him down, rolled him up and started back for more. The guy pulled his sidearm and shot the bull several times before the bull ran away. The brand inspector had a broken arm. I'm not sure what happened to the bull.
Posted by: huerfano at March 13, 2026 10:10 PM (98kQX)

This sounds like the plot for a Cohen Brothers movie. Or Quentin Tarantino, I'm not sure which.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 13, 2026 10:16 PM (h7ZuX)

46 There was an underground comic character named The Flaming Carrot.

“There’s more hoods here than we thought.”

“Then shoot more bullets.”
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 13, 2026 10:14 PM (W/QOq)
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I have many issues of Flaming Carrot. A favorite: "They Cloned Hitler's Feet".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 10:17 PM (kpS4V)

47 Good evening morons und danke wd.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 10:18 PM (RIvkX)

48 Deep fried pizza?

Holy shit, I thought southerners were crazy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026 10:20 PM (6ydKt)

49 There was an underground comic character named The Flaming Carrot.…
Posted by: Anna Puma

That's what I thought seeing that pic. An original member of the Mystery Men, but he was just too weird to be in the movie.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Baby Bowler! at March 13, 2026 10:20 PM (O84gh)

50 the pantifa in texas were all found guilty.........now they get to exp the idea of prison

go find your own link

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 13, 2026 10:22 PM (jrgJz)

51 Alt Pilgrim linked to an Equadorian gravity racing video in the prior thread, similar to what Weird Dave had linked in the body.
Except at least half the racers going down the Andes didn't bother wearing helmets.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 13, 2026 10:23 PM (sl73Y)

52 Apologies, didn't intend to take up tank's space but I was out with BF3 In The Viper Helicopter over at Kharg Island.

youtube.com/watch?v=ec9JWTJWGic

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 10:24 PM (BENy5)

53 Eris

How many issues of Concrete? Or Domino Chance, Roach Extraordinaire?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 10:24 PM (2GVsD)

54 Actually, Aces post, and comment 233 by AP for the link.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 13, 2026 10:26 PM (sl73Y)

55 I've seen that Whoopin' His Ass video a few hundred times, and I think it's just terrible! Dude used a freaking broomstick on that guy! Just sick. Am I to believe there were no baseball bats nearby?

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at March 13, 2026 10:26 PM (I9a5Z)

56 Evening all,

Launch in the morning, but the time keeps changing.

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 10-48
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: March 14, 2026
Launch Time: 8:30 a.m. EDT (1230 UTC, 13:30 CET)

https://youtu.be/d_g_YYUhtLU

Posted by: Joyenz at March 13, 2026 10:26 PM (2F0/Y)

57 I'll just post this here and let people gape in shock.

https://youtu.be/B8TxDZooIRA

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 10:28 PM (2GVsD)

58 Does anyone really like their car insurance company and if so, which is it?

Also, anyone else too annoyed at Progressive's ads to ever sign up with them?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 13, 2026 10:28 PM (znREB)

59 I just opened a jar of peanut butter for some crackers, which I haven't eaten in years, and there is so much sugar in it, it was like candy. WTF? I won't be buying that brand in the future.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 13, 2026 10:29 PM (M9gjJ)

60 Happy Friday Evening!

Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 10:29 PM (OoFl2)

61 > Tousi reporting the Ayatollahs are fleeing to... Canada!!
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If I were anyone of any significance in Canada, and this turns out to be true... I'd be really nervous about now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2026 10:30 PM (jtM2q)

62 Rich Baris on the Youtube Algo again. Going hard. Comparing Israel to Nazi Germany.

I got nothin

Posted by: GigantorX at March 13, 2026 10:31 PM (x8k2o)

63 Are you sure that was an Ayatollah and not Justine Trudeau cosplaying?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 10:31 PM (2GVsD)

64 48 Deep fried pizza?

Holy shit, I thought southerners were crazy.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 13, 2026

Now you just wait a cotton pickin’ minute, there!

Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 10:31 PM (OoFl2)

65 Regarding pruning trees:

If it is a Bradford Pear, start at the bottom and just cut the f***er down at the stump.

The End

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2026 10:31 PM (cYBz/)

66 Well, that's useless
It could still be used as a bottle opener, maybe.

Posted by: GWB at March 13, 2026 10:32 PM (RGxCT)

67 I LOVE the violence inherent in tonight's ONT!

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at March 13, 2026 10:32 PM (I9a5Z)

68 Whoot!

Got out a jam there in the bottom of the 7th.

USA!
USA!
USA!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2026 10:33 PM (A5RD0)

69 Piper

Don't think anyone has yet to try BBQ crawfish.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 10:33 PM (2GVsD)

70 Prom season: The gold ring in her lower lip is the perfect accent.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 10:36 PM (BENy5)

71 And, yes, someone should report the mural artist and hire someone to paint pants on the perv carrot.

Posted by: GWB at March 13, 2026 10:36 PM (RGxCT)

72
69 Piper

Don't think anyone has yet to try BBQ crawfish.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 10:33 PM (2GVsD)

J ate crawfish from the Pig tonight. I make him eat them outside. But I swear if I find any shell or leg remains by the pool…I will need a Louise to my Thelma.

Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 10:36 PM (OoFl2)

73 Regarding pruning trees:

If it is a Bradford Pear, start at the bottom and just cut the f***er down at the stump.

The End
Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2026 10:31 PM (cYBz/)
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Yep.

I had one of those that fell in my driveway THREE times before I figured out the best way to deal with it...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 10:36 PM (ESVrU)

74 >>>Piper

Don't think anyone has yet to try BBQ crawfish.

Posted by: Anna Puma

>Air fry might be worth a try, but get a drip pan.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 13, 2026 10:37 PM (M9gjJ)

75 Big COCK on that carrot!

Posted by: GigantorX at March 13, 2026 10:37 PM (x8k2o)

76 Both Jules and I are of Scottish descent and appreciate our heritage.

However this pizza crunch shows their poor culinary skills. It may make haggis sound appealing.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at March 13, 2026 10:37 PM (55Qr6)

77 I went with a girl in college and her roommate was a student from Glasgow. Couldn't understand a word she said.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 10:37 PM (RIvkX)

78 More Skybrows - "It's Gonna Be"

Lyrics were written 20 years ago by his mother as part one of a four-part psychedelic rock song saga.

https://youtu.be/m8dMy5_Lox4

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 10:38 PM (2GVsD)

79
18 The justly deserved beating: if this is real (big if), the two meting out justice would be put on trial and convicted. But you wish it weren’t so!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 13, 2026 10:07

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I saw that video a couple of years ago, before the AI madness. It's real.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 13, 2026 10:38 PM (azNOR)

80 66 Well, that's useless
It could still be used as a bottle opener, maybe.
Posted by: GWB
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You don't have to be an interpreter to know the instructions were written in Chinese, not Japanese.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 10:39 PM (BENy5)

81 I made a boiling water crust for a pot pie tonight, it was an experiment to see if it was as good as a rough pastry crust. It wasn't, at least the way I made it, but I think it can be better.
It is a lot easier, however.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2026 10:40 PM (rbvCR)

82 58 Does anyone really like their car insurance company and if so, which is it?

Also, anyone else too annoyed at Progressive's ads to ever sign up with them?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 13, 2026 10:28 PM (znREB)

Yes and yes. We've been with Farmers for years and they're OK. My wife's six-month old car got totaled in a hail storm a few years ago, as in multiple broken windows and every body panel had multiple divots. Farmers was easy to deal with and treated us right. We have a local agent and he's been very helpful. I don't know how they are on price, years ago I shopped around and Farmers wasn't the cheapest, but were within $25 or so per year of the cheapest.

Progressive's ads blow goats, and the guy who runs the company is a big-time lib and donates tons of money to the Dims and liberal causes.

Posted by: a.moron at March 13, 2026 10:41 PM (X5Jzz)

83 The guy pulled his sidearm and shot the bull several times before the bull ran away. The brand inspector had a broken arm. I'm not sure what happened to the bull.
Posted by: huerfano
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Rule #1 about bulls, don't mess with the bull.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 10:42 PM (BENy5)

84 Carrot artist knew what he was doing.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 13, 2026 10:42 PM (gKWVE)

85 Does anyone really like their car insurance company and if so, which is it?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

I've used Erie for both car and homeowners for 35 years or so. Excellent service and reasonably priced coverage. They haven't fought me on any of my claims.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2026 10:42 PM (cYBz/)

86 63 Are you sure that was an Ayatollah and not Justine Trudeau cosplaying?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 10:31 PM (2GVsD)

Brownface?

Posted by: a.moron at March 13, 2026 10:42 PM (X5Jzz)

87 I saw that video a couple of years ago, before the AI madness. It's real.

Could still be actors, acting, but it looks real.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 13, 2026 10:42 PM (X5qGl)

88 59 I just opened a jar of peanut butter for some crackers, which I haven't eaten in years, and there is so much sugar in it, it was like candy. WTF? I won't be buying that brand in the future.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 13, 2026 10:29 PM (M9gjJ)

Teddie peanut butter is very good. No sugar just nuts and oil. Gotta stir it though.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 13, 2026 10:44 PM (y171U)

89 The screwed up screwdriver: there’s kana and kanji in the parts list - looks Japanese.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 13, 2026 10:45 PM (X5qGl)

90 Tousi reporting the Ayatollahs are fleeing to... Canada!!
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If I were anyone of any significance in Canada, and this turns out to be true... I'd be really nervous about now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2026 10:30 PM (jtM2q)

If so, Delta can just walk across the border and smoke them.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2026 10:45 PM (snZF9)

91 18 The justly deserved beating: if this is real (big if), the two meting out justice would be put on trial and convicted. But you wish it weren’t so!
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 13, 2026 10:07

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I saw that video a couple of years ago, before the AI madness. It's real.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

I had a couple of Sikh brothers as clients. They owned two convenience stores. Very reserved respectful gentlemen. 357 under the register and a thin hardwood cane behind the counter at each store. Almost all of the employees were family. They had very little theft loss.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 13, 2026 10:46 PM (7Cdr7)

92 Tousi reporting the Ayatollahs are fleeing to... Canada!!
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If I were anyone of any significance in Canada, and this turns out to be true... I'd be really nervous about now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2026 10:30 PM (jtM2q)

If so, Delta can just walk across the border and smoke them.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2026 10:45 PM (snZF9)
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How soon can we expect Mamdani to offer them sanctuary in NYC?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 10:46 PM (ESVrU)

93 Well, that's useless
It could still be used as a bottle opener, maybe.
Posted by: GWB
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You don't have to be an interpreter to know the instructions were written in Chinese, not Japanese.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 10:39 PM (BENy5)

YANG POON!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2026 10:47 PM (snZF9)

94 Oh noes, Piper no fan of mudbugs.

But just think on it. How desperate do you have to be, or starving I should say, to think one could make a whole meal from those critters.

Talk about desperation.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 10:47 PM (2GVsD)

95 You don't have to be an interpreter to know the instructions were written in Chinese, not Japanese.

Posted by: Braenyard
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Seeing a lot of katakana there...

Posted by: JQ at March 13, 2026 10:48 PM (rdVOm)

96 The unfortunate restroom graphic made me laugh

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 10:48 PM (ZxPkt)

97 Teddie peanut butter is very good. No sugar just nuts and oil. Gotta stir it though.

Ditto with Trader Joe’s peanut butter.

Also, if you have a blender or a food grinder (such as an attachment to a stand mixer), you can make peanut butter easily enough with roasted peanuts and a little peanut oil. Then you can control everything that goes into it.

Including garlic.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 13, 2026 10:48 PM (W/QOq)

98

People like what they like.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 13, 2026 10:48 PM (3ek7K)

99 Allison Guerriero@AllisonGuerrier . 33s
Replying to @mirandadevine

@RogerJStoneJr just wrote a very interesting article about Kharg Island on March 5! He was right. I had a feeling that Kharg Island would be demolished by the end of this week too
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Muzzies have their memorial dates.
We do too. hahahahaha

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 10:48 PM (BENy5)

100 What is worse than Yang Poon?

Temu Yang Poon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 10:48 PM (2GVsD)

101 I just looked at it again
still laughing

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 10:48 PM (ZxPkt)

102 How soon can we expect Mamdani to offer them sanctuary in NYC?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 10:46 PM (ESVrU)

That would be sweet. Delta can just drive to NYC, whack the targets, and maybe do some uh..fortunate collateral damage.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2026 10:49 PM (snZF9)

103 I went with a girl in college and her roommate was a student from Glasgow. Couldn't understand a word she said.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

"Are ye comin' hame wi' me for a pump thenight?"

or

"Fancy a ride home, big man?"

is pretty much the same in any language at closing time.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 13, 2026 10:49 PM (cYBz/)

104 I will need a Louise to my Thelma.
Posted by: Piper

*raises hand*

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2026 10:49 PM (A5RD0)

105 My dog hated magic tricks.
He'd just walk away.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2026 10:49 PM (2WIwB)

106 I went with a girl in college and her roommate was a student from Glasgow. Couldn't understand a word she said.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 10:37

Yep, they say we have strong regional accents. Jules understood the Scots, her Grandma emigrated from there.

Try to understand a strong Yorkshire accent. It's a different, older version of English.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at March 13, 2026 10:50 PM (55Qr6)

107 Seeing a lot of katakana there...
Posted by: JQ
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Show off.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 10:51 PM (BENy5)

108
104 I will need a Louise to my Thelma.
Posted by: Piper

*raises hand*
Posted

Posted by: nurse ratched

It is so good to have friends you can count on in this world!

Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 10:52 PM (OoFl2)

109 Show off.
Posted by: Braenyard
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LOL. Didn't say I could *read* it! Just recognize some characters.

Posted by: JQ at March 13, 2026 10:53 PM (rdVOm)

110 104 I will need a Louise to my Thelma.
Posted by: Piper

*raises hand*
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2026 10:49

I'll do the video!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2026 10:53 PM (2WIwB)

111 Brother carrot is striding proud!

Posted by: Tybo the Carrot Man, Lost in Space at March 13, 2026 10:53 PM (wVcYX)

112 58 Does anyone really like their car insurance company and if so, which is it?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

I have Farmers. My boys went to parochial school
And high school with my agent. I have made one claim when I got hit by a person exiting a parking lot and my son had a claim when his car was stolen and totaled. Both times everyrhing went perfectly.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2026 10:54 PM (A5RD0)

113 With my agent’s sons. Lord.

Watching baseball.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2026 10:54 PM (A5RD0)

114 106 I went with a girl in college and her roommate was a student from Glasgow. Couldn't understand a word she said.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 10:37

Yep, they say we have strong regional accents. Jules understood the Scots, her Grandma emigrated from there.

Try to understand a strong Yorkshire accent. It's a different, older version of English.
Posted by: Farmer

Newcastle accents. Even the English need a translator for them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 13, 2026 10:55 PM (Iz+f5)

115 Japan - how to sell a non-stick pan.

https://youtu.be/snUy2tpAAsU

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 10:57 PM (2GVsD)

116 Fried Pizza? I dunno…. Pizza is already among Nature’s Most Perfect Foods. Done right anyway.

Are they taking already shitty pizza and then deep frying? Most likely. I like thinking outside the box, though. Maybe it’s good.

I like making breakfast burritos, or basically wrapping scrambled eggs and cheddar, sausage etc in a soft tortilla. Char ‘em good on the stove burner and stuff ‘em full. One thing I’ve been meaning to try is smother them in sausage gravy. Not as tasty as scratch biscuits but should be good.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 13, 2026 10:57 PM (Ms2yN)

117 How many issues of Concrete? Or Domino Chance, Roach Extraordinaire?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 10:24 PM (2GVsD)
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I think one Concrete, plus some in Dark Horse Presents. Not really my jam.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 10:58 PM (kpS4V)

118 Progressive's ads blow goats, and the guy who runs the company is a big-time lib and donates tons of money to the Dims and liberal causes.
Posted by: a.moron

Add to that they're very woke and blatantly anti-white. They recently won a discrimination lawsuit because the court ruled the plaintiff didn’t have standing.

tiny.cc/yub0101

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 13, 2026 10:59 PM (7Cdr7)

119 Dark Horse Presents?

Some Sin City and Aliens vs Predator huh?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 10:59 PM (2GVsD)

120 Yup, Anna. Now I want to dig that stuff up. I have boxes of it on the basement.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 11:01 PM (kpS4V)

121 Well I was going to bed, but Saijo just found a ball somewhere. I have no idea where it came from.

Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 11:01 PM (Wmg4n)

122 Newcastle accents. Even the English need a translator for them.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 13, 2026 10:55 PM (Iz+f5)

Man, you're not kidding.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2026 11:02 PM (snZF9)

123 I wanna try Pizza Crunch.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 11:03 PM (bss/y)

124 The Boring Company@boringcompany . 3h
Prufrock-3 launching off The Monster!

The Monster tilts down, allowing the boring machine to mine directly into the parking lot ground without any pit/shaft/excavation
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That's a long way from Reed Roller Bit.

https://tinyurl.com/mp87z3m9

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 11:03 PM (BENy5)

125 Progressive's ads blow goats, and the guy who runs the company is a big-time lib and donates tons of money to the Dims and liberal causes.
Posted by: a.moron

Add to that they're very woke and blatantly anti-white. They recently won a discrimination lawsuit because the court ruled the plaintiff didn’t have standing.

tiny.cc/yub0101
Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables
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There is a reason why they are named Progressive.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2026 11:04 PM (/lPRQ)

126 If we don't hear from Eris in a couple hours, call 911 as a comic avalanche has buried her.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 11:05 PM (2GVsD)

127 USA! USA!! USA!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2026 11:06 PM (A5RD0)

128 USA beat Canada. Again.

Hey Canada, go blow a goat.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2026 11:07 PM (A5RD0)

129 I have Allstate insurance. They have a bundle plan where my house and car are covered at a discount. They are a reputable company. They never bother me about anything. If I have a question they will promptly answer it for me. So I have let them insure my stuff for years with no problems.

Posted by: Case at March 13, 2026 11:08 PM (pvf3X)

130 just opened a jar of peanut butter for some crackers, which I haven't eaten in years, and there is so much sugar in it, it was like candy. WTF?
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They thinned it out too, which was the last straw for me. I discovered that hydrogenated oils - soybean, canola etc,- leave me feeling vaguely sick or nauseous too. Tears up my gut too. Took me a long time to figure that out.. My stomach and guts aren’t 29 any more.

Kroger natural peanut butter is pretty tasty. Peanuts and salt, that’s it. I pour off the peanut oil on the natural stuff.

Otherwise it runs about the consistency of pancake batter, which is also bullshit. Peanut butter in a sandwich needs to be about 3/8ths to 1/2” thick, and needs to stay put, not drip all over everything. Shit sure gets complicated these days with corporations run by nicklefvckers.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 13, 2026 11:09 PM (Ms2yN)

131 Don't think anyone has yet to try BBQ crawfish.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 10:33 PM (2GVsD)

BBQ them just like you BBQ shrimp, which has absolutely nothing to do with BBQ

Posted by: javems at March 13, 2026 11:09 PM (qA4VG)

132 Prom time.

Or quinceanera.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 13, 2026 11:09 PM (4/BuS)

133 You can go to the Houston Rodeo going on right now and get deep fried anything.

Weirdest is deep fried Coca Cola.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 13, 2026 11:09 PM (oob1u)

134
How would you deep fry Coke?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 13, 2026 11:11 PM (3ek7K)

135 134
How would you deep fry Coke?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 13, 2026 11:11 PM (3ek7K)

*Richard Pryor has entered the chat*

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 13, 2026 11:12 PM (xcxpd)

136 I have Allstate insurance. They have a bundle plan where my house and car are covered at a discount. They are a reputable company. They never bother me about anything. If I have a question they will promptly answer it for me. So I have let them insure my stuff for years with no problems.
Posted by: Case

We've been with Allstate for 25+ years. No complaints.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 13, 2026 11:12 PM (7Cdr7)

137 Fast becoming one of my favorite follows on X

https://tinyurl.com/39t4pf49

she cooks

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 11:13 PM (ZxPkt)

138 119 Dark Horse Presents?

Some Sin City and Aliens vs Predator huh?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 10:59 PM (2GVsD)

The best Dark Horse is best comics.

The worst Dark Horse is utter trash. Still...better than Marvel and Dc....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 13, 2026 11:14 PM (xcxpd)

139 Newcastle accents. Even the English need a translator for them.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 13, 2026 10:55 PM (Iz+f5)

Man, you're not kidding.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2026 11:02

OK, I cheated and looked it up. Both Yorkie an Newcastle are part of the Northumbrian accent group.

I swear everyone else has an accent but us in the Midwest. Isn't the general language in the MSM Midwestern, everyone understands it?

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at March 13, 2026 11:15 PM (55Qr6)

140 How soon can we expect Mamdani to offer them sanctuary in NYC?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 10:46 PM (ESVrU)

That would be sweet. Delta can just drive to NYC, whack the targets, and maybe do some uh..fortunate collateral damage.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 13, 2026 10:49 PM (snZF9)

There's always the final scene from the movie "Failsafe"....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 13, 2026 11:15 PM (S/Y4j)

141 108
104 I will need a Louise to my Thelma.
Posted by: Piper

*raises hand*
Posted

Posted by: nurse ratched

It is so good to have friends you can count on in this world!
Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 10:52 PM (OoFl2)

She packs heat

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 13, 2026 11:15 PM (xcxpd)

142 134
How would you deep fry Coke?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 13, 2026 11:11 PM (3ek7K)

Super heat Stevie Nicks's ass.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 13, 2026 11:16 PM (4/BuS)

143 I swear everyone else has an accent but us in the Midwest. Isn't the general language in the MSM Midwestern, everyone understands it?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at March 13, 2026 11:15 PM (55Qr6)

There is a difference between everyone understanding and having no accent.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2026 11:17 PM (rbvCR)

144 Kroger natural peanut butter is pretty tasty. Peanuts and salt, that’s it. I pour off the peanut oil on the natural stuff.
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HORRORS!
No, chuck up a beater in your drill and mix the oil back into the butter.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 11:17 PM (BENy5)

145
Lol bear

Posted by: fourseasons at March 13, 2026 11:18 PM (3ek7K)

146 There is a difference between everyone understanding and having no accent.
Posted by: Kindltot
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There is a definite benefit to being understood.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 11:18 PM (BENy5)

147 How would you deep fry Coke?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 13, 2026 11:11 PM (3ek7K)

It's just mixed with the batter and I think eggs mixed in also.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 13, 2026 11:19 PM (oob1u)

148 134 How would you deep fry Coke?
Posted by: fourseasons
*Richard Pryor has entered the chat*
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo

Some days, you deep fry the coke... some days it deep fries you

Posted by: gKWVE at March 13, 2026 11:22 PM (gKWVE)

149
So a fritter with coke as the liquid.

It's probably good.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 13, 2026 11:23 PM (3ek7K)

150 I have Allstate insurance. They have a bundle plan where my house and car are covered at a discount. They are a reputable company. They never bother me about anything. If I have a question they will promptly answer it for me. So I have let them insure my stuff for years with no problems.

They're refusing to pay for clear hail damage to my roof.

Posted by: Weirddave at March 13, 2026 11:23 PM (df/te)

151 I'm convinced that Musk's motivations all came from the movie Total Recall.

Brain implants
Robo Taxis
Rocket ships to Mars
Boring machines
AI
3 titted women

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 13, 2026 11:25 PM (oob1u)

152 149
So a fritter with coke as the liquid.

It's probably good.

Posted by: fourseasons
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Watch out for the first bite splash.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 11:25 PM (BENy5)

153 They're refusing to pay for clear hail damage to my roof.
Posted by: Weirddave at March 13, 2026 11:23 PM (df/te)

How old is your roof?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 13, 2026 11:25 PM (oob1u)

154 Three additional B-52H “Stratofortress” Long-Range Strategic Bombers with the U.S. Air Force’s 5th Bomb Wing, based out of Minot Air Force Base, North Dakota, landed early Friday at RAF Fairford in Gloucestershire, England, joining 12 B-1B Lancers and 3 other B-52H Stratofortresses that have been forward deployed to the United Kingdom

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 11:26 PM (BENy5)

155 I have never understood the three tit thing.

Why mess up the symmetry? It is not more of a good thing, it is frankenstein.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 11:26 PM (bss/y)

156 No, chuck up a beater in your drill and mix the oil back into the butter
——

Can’t. It turns into something like pancake batter, which is, as mentioned, bullshit.

Peanut Butter should not be a pourable. Sandwiches drip all over, and make a mess. Trust Me. There’s plenty of oil remaining, it turns out just right. I use the peanut oil to fry spuds or whatever, pop corn,

Posted by: Common Tater at March 13, 2026 11:26 PM (Ms2yN)

157 If you have WINCO stores, back in bulk foods there are machines with honey roasted peanuts, regular peanuts, or almonds that grind them into cups that hold about a pound. You can make your own peanut butter...

Posted by: ChrisP at March 13, 2026 11:27 PM (2/K/k)

158 @sentdefender
1h
Massive explosions being reported across Baghdad, amid ongoing strikes against Iranian-backed paramilitary forces by the U.S. Air Force.
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 11:29 PM (BENy5)

159 I bet Coca-Cola syrup could be deep fried. That might be interesting, for pure areterio-sclerotic delight.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 13, 2026 11:29 PM (Ms2yN)

160 I swear everyone else has an accent but us in the Midwest. Isn't the general language in the MSM Midwestern, everyone understands it?
Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at March 13, 2026 11:15 PM (55Qr6)

There is a difference between everyone understanding and having no accent.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2026 11:17

OK, I'm slow tonight (well maybe slower than usual) but I finally get it. I did get the idea that there is a strong Midwestern twang, maybe harsh, when I was learning Spanish on Mexican visits.

But I think a case could be made that Midwestern is the standard accepted media spoken accent.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at March 13, 2026 11:30 PM (55Qr6)

161 Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 11:29 PM (BENy5)

Good. IED bastards.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 13, 2026 11:30 PM (oob1u)

162 159 I bet Coca-Cola syrup could be deep fried. That might be interesting, for pure areterio-sclerotic delight.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 13, 2026 11:29 PM (Ms2yN)

The syrup on ice cream.

I remember back in the day, working at mcdonalds, putting the syrup for the chocolate shakes on ice cream. It was delicious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 11:31 PM (bss/y)

163 I bet Coca-Cola syrup could be deep fried. That might be interesting, for pure areterio-sclerotic delight.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 13, 2026 11:29 PM (Ms2yN)

They pour some Coke syrup on top of the fried concoction.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 13, 2026 11:31 PM (oob1u)

164 no no no
you stir the oil back into the peanut butter

then you keep it in the fridge, so it's not all soupy

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 11:32 PM (ZxPkt)

165 there are machines with honey roasted peanuts, regular peanuts, or almonds …. You can make your own peanut butter...
——

That’s what makes me dislike Big Food. They extract the peanut oil, and then substitute soybean oil, and lace it with corn syrup. It takes special effort to fuck up peanut butter, but they persevere.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 13, 2026 11:33 PM (Ms2yN)

166 When I moved to NYC from Louisiana, I had to repeat myself quite often .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 13, 2026 11:34 PM (oob1u)

167 164 no no no
you stir the oil back into the peanut butter

then you keep it in the fridge, so it's not all soupy
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 11:32 PM (ZxPkt)

I'm sorry man, I agree, stirring the oil back in makes it too soupy.

Without, it's about the right consistency.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 11:34 PM (bss/y)

168 Peanut oil is far more valuable for sale than soybean oil.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 11:35 PM (bss/y)

169 Just watched Melania.

Excellent!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 13, 2026 11:35 PM (2WIwB)

170 Midwestern used to be "newscaster" standard, but I think that has changed since I was a kid.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2026 11:36 PM (rbvCR)

171 then you keep it in the fridge, so it's not all soupy
——

I don’t want to keep it in the fridge. That’s bullshit.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 13, 2026 11:36 PM (Ms2yN)

172
California doesn't have an accent.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 13, 2026 11:40 PM (azNOR)

173 It's a prom gown wedding gown.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 13, 2026 11:43 PM (NFX2v)

174 172
California doesn't have an accent.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 13, 2026 11:40 PM (azNOR)

Oh my god, really?

Posted by: Valley Girl at March 13, 2026 11:44 PM (bss/y)

175 I am now in the restaurant/food service business again.

For anybody who ever thought I was Smart

You are proven RONG

Posted by: Miklos knows a good bankruptcy lawyer at March 13, 2026 11:44 PM (Al4HM)

176 Valley Girl with a Spanish accent si?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 11:44 PM (2GVsD)

177 Midwestern used to be "newscaster" standard, but I think that has changed since I was a kid.
———

Orien Samuelson’s deep baritone, cranking out the Farm Market report at 5 AM. “March corn futures down two and an eighth in heavy trading”.

Radio announcers used to have good voices, I mean, it comes with the territory, they were selected for a pleasing well modulated tone. Now testosterone itself is practically banned, it sounds like 90 percent of them are chicks who huff helium before going on.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 13, 2026 11:46 PM (Ms2yN)

178 Just watched Melania.

Excellent!!!
Posted by: Diogenes

So

Those X-ray glasses work

Posted by: Miklos also bought Sea Monkeys...was dissapoint at March 13, 2026 11:47 PM (Al4HM)

179 Just posted new Tensor stuff, time to head to bed.

Jya ne minna.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 13, 2026 11:47 PM (2GVsD)

180
Miklos,

I hope fried catfish is on the menu.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 13, 2026 11:47 PM (3ek7K)

181 Miklos,

I hope fried catfish is on the menu.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 13, 2026 11:47 PM (3ek7K)

If he opened it San Angeles, it might be fried rat or rat burger.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 13, 2026 11:50 PM (S/Y4j)

182 Those X-ray glasses work
——-

The Submarine is kinda lame though! The “itching powder” worked real good, it was some kind of fiberglass,

Posted by: Common Tater at March 13, 2026 11:51 PM (Ms2yN)

183
We moved to Wyoming from South Carolina, grandchildren.

Lordy do we miss catfish.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 13, 2026 11:52 PM (3ek7K)

184 You are proven RONG
Posted by: Miklos knows a good bankruptcy lawyer at March 13, 2026 11:44

Good clue Miklos, so you are now a part-owner of a Chinese restaurant? Let us know where it is, we would be glad to patronize and support it.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at March 13, 2026 11:52 PM (55Qr6)

185 I bet Coca-Cola syrup could be deep fried. That might be interesting, for pure areterio-sclerotic delight.
Posted by: Common Tater

Considering that Emory University was largely funded by the Chandler (Coca-Cola) fambly, they should fund this research. Bigly

Posted by: Miklos is a Royal Cola man at March 13, 2026 11:53 PM (Al4HM)

186
That’s what makes me dislike Big Food. They extract the peanut oil, and then substitute soybean oil, and lace it with corn syrup. It takes special effort to fuck up peanut butter, but they persevere.
Posted by: Common Tater
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The crap peanut butter requires no refrigeration. There are three jars of that in the pantry with companion jelly. For the burning time. Otherwise it's Smuckers or something similar.
Ingredients: peanuts, salt.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 11:54 PM (BENy5)

187 Good clue Miklos, so you are now a part-owner of a Chinese restaurant? Let us know where it is, we would be glad to patronize and support it.
Posted by: Farmer

It is just reconciliation of all the local businesses that Covid mental illness killed.

The goal is to get back to the Before Times.

Posted by: Regretfully Entrepreneurial Miklos at March 13, 2026 11:56 PM (Al4HM)

188 I have Allstate insurance. They have a bundle plan where my house and car are covered at a discount. They are a reputable company. They never bother me about anything. If I have a question they will promptly answer it for me. So I have let them insure my stuff for years with no problems.

They're refusing to pay for clear hail damage to my roof.
Posted by: Weirddave
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Coworker just got Allstate. Said roof coverage for excessive weather related wear is an additional cost rider.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2026 11:57 PM (/lPRQ)

189 Over at Insty:

DEMOCRATS AS THEY ARE: Breaking: Jasmine Crockett Security Officer Shot, Killed by SWAT Team. “A man who was shot and killed by police in Dallas was part of Texas Democratic Rep. Jasmine Crockett’s security detail, multiple sources reported on Friday. According to CBS News, the individual in question was ‘known publicly as Mike King,’ although he’d been using various aliases to gain employment.”

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 11:59 PM (bss/y)

190 I bet Coca-Cola syrup could be deep fried. That might be interesting, for pure areterio-sclerotic delight.
Posted by: Common Tater

Use as jelly filling for a Bismark.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 14, 2026 12:00 AM (/lPRQ)

191 Team USA beat Canada again. This time in baseball (The World Baseball Classic). It's not nearly on the scale of the Olympic hockey wins, but still...one more thing to poke them with.

Posted by: Midnight Rambler at March 14, 2026 12:00 AM (xverI)

192
182
The Submarine is kinda lame though! The “itching powder” worked real good, it was some kind of fiberglass,
Posted by: Common Tater at March 13, 2026 11:51 PM

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If I recall correctly, the itching powder was also marketed as skin cancer powder and emphysema powder. "Disfigure your friends! What a laff riot!" and there was this drawing of hunched over saps with people pointing snd laghing. "Johnson's a cripple! Wow!"

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 14, 2026 12:03 AM (azNOR)

193 The best guy who had people lined up for catfish, fried flounder, shrimp, oysters...great place, great food

Went to jail for cheating on state taxes.

When he gets out, he will run the kitchen and staff, and do what they call "ghost Kitchen" for the City People downtown. Just remote food prep, nothing special.

As long as he is on Probation, I only have to pay him minimum wage, and get a Tax Deduction for that.

Posted by: Regretfully CPA Entrepreneurial Miklos at March 14, 2026 12:05 AM (Al4HM)

194
Dang, they missed Crock of Shit!!

Posted by: fourseasons at March 14, 2026 12:05 AM (3ek7K)

195 I have Jersey Manufacturer for car insurance. We got it because of Mrs B's job. The requirement used to be you had to work for a manufacturer in jersey, but not sure if thats the case these days. By myself I would probably qualify for yang poon. We have had it for years. They have been very good. I have one of their subsidiaries for the classic car insurance and its cheap as shit. The car is insured for 40K, and it only costs a few hundred a year.

Progressive? Oh hell no. Yeah, the commercials are annoying and the owner is a leftist dick head.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2026 12:06 AM (snZF9)

196 ‘known publicly as Mike King,’ although he’d been using various aliases to gain employment.”

Posted by: Aetius451AD

*tries to yawn*

*nope*

Posted by: Unsurprised Miklos at March 14, 2026 12:07 AM (Al4HM)

197
So sad.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 14, 2026 12:08 AM (3ek7K)

198 DEMOCRATS AS THEY ARE: Breaking: Jasmine Crockett Security Officer Shot, Killed by SWAT Team. “A man who was shot and killed by police in Dallas was part of Texas Democratic Rep. Jasmine Crockett’s security detail, multiple sources reported on Friday. According to CBS News, the individual in question was ‘known publicly as Mike King,’ although he’d been using various aliases to gain employment.”

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 11:59 PM (bss/y)

Let me put on my surprised face.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2026 12:09 AM (snZF9)

199 They're refusing to pay for clear hail damage to my roof.
Posted by: Weirddave

Allstate is the insurance the other driver has who bumped my rear end at a 2 way stop inside a parking lot; they won't cover it because they say, physics be damned, it was my fault. 🤷🏻‍♀️

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 12:09 AM (DoBxX)

200
196 ‘known publicly as Mike King,’ although he’d been using various aliases to gain employment.”

Posted by: Aetius451AD

*tries to yawn*

*nope*
Posted by: Unsurprised Miklos at March 14, 2026 12:07 AM

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The press should ask Jasmine Crockett to comment on this gross injustice, including follow-up questions like "How big was his dick? Was he any good?"

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 14, 2026 12:12 AM (azNOR)

201 If I'm picking Mike and a generic 1 syllable last name, I'm going Mike Hunt.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 14, 2026 12:12 AM (R86kT)

202
I bet Coca-Cola syrup could be deep fried. That might be interesting, for pure areterio-sclerotic delight.
Posted by: Common Tater

Use as jelly filling for a Bismark.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Which you must sink!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2026 12:14 AM (Cqx++)

203
Progressive? Oh hell no. Yeah, the commercials are annoying and the owner is a leftist dick head.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
=====

Hope that you never have a claim with the bastards. I fussed with them for two months after one of their policy holders rammed my truck. They steadfastly refused to settle. My only recourse was to file suit against the guy who ran into me. Didn't do it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2026 12:14 AM (XeU6L)

204 I remember decades ago when the national news was interviewing some old coot from deepest, darkest Appalachia.

They put subtitles on him.

I'd imagine the ol' boy was pissed if he found out about it.

Those intense regional dialects and accents mostly don't exist today... movies, radio, and TV killed 'em off.

Oh, there are still southern accents and whatnot, but ones so strong that they need subtitles are gone.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 14, 2026 12:15 AM (IG3/x)

205 People tend to forget that the insurance companies are in business to make money... not to be a support system for the policy holders.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 14, 2026 12:17 AM (XeU6L)

206 Our insurance company got bought by National General. They are great about claims. It's just , need to check prices of others.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 12:18 AM (eZ5tL)

207 Use as jelly filling for a Bismark.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Which you must sink!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Let's not be too pastry here

Posted by: HMS Hood at March 14, 2026 12:21 AM (Al4HM)

208 Let's not be too pastry here
Posted by: HMS Hood

Oh, since it's officially Saturday, HAPPY PI DAY!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 12:22 AM (eZ5tL)

209 183
We moved to Wyoming from South Carolina, grandchildren.

Lordy do we miss catfish.

Posted by: fourseasons

I'm not up on my regional fishes. Are there not catfish in the rivers in Wyoming? I understand what your saying though. I miss the fried catfish down in the south. Spent a couple of summers in Biloxi many years ago. Some good eatin' down there.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 14, 2026 12:23 AM (Iz+f5)

210 flying carpets > drones

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2026 12:23 AM (BT3km)

211 Jasmine Crockett’s Security Guard Fatally Shot By Dallas SWAT In Standoff

Officers from the police fugitive task force tracked the individual ...during a surveillance operation

[for an] active warrant for impersonating a law enforcement officer.

he pointed a gun at them, leading to the officer-involved shooting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 12:23 AM (BENy5)

212 Adam Clayton, bass guitarist of U2, was born today in 1960. If you don't care for Bono, you may like this one off of the "rockumentary" album Rattle And Hum, since B.B. King's stage presence takes over; it's also just one of my favorite songs of theirs. Since this is about Adam, I suggest listening to the absences of the bass, how he builds tension by removing the steady presence he built up, and then a single note is enough for an emphasis:

U2 - When Love Comes To Town (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/_TGU35i8czo

David Draiman, lead singer of Disturbed and fellow baritone, was born today in 1973. I'm not really familiar with their larger body of work, but it would be hard to have not heard this one, and it's really good:

Disturbed - Down With The Sickness (Official Music Video) [HD Upgrade]
https://youtu.be/09LTT0xwdfw

Posted by: SciVo at March 14, 2026 12:23 AM (Sy6m/)

213 People tend to forget that the insurance companies are in business to make money... not to be a support system for the policy holders.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

State Farm is like a Good Neighbor...who sets up a crack house next door, lets half burn, brings in the Cartels, and says YOU are liable

Posted by: Miklos has stories about State Farm for which I cannot be sued because TRUE at March 14, 2026 12:24 AM (Al4HM)

214 Jasmine got her ghetto on too tight.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 12:24 AM (BENy5)

215 She could'a been a kwane.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 12:26 AM (BENy5)

216 Siiigh. 🙄 Our agent hooked us up with Progressive years ago. We know their rep, and have long considered finding another company. That said, their rates were the lowest; they promptly paid the other guy in a fender-bender that was, technically, our fault; didn't raise our rates after that; and our agent said they're the most likely to pay out willingly and promptly. Hope we don't have to test that. And that they don't find out we're White and MAGA. And Morons. Oh, and their commercials don't bother me because I don't watch commercial teevee. Still, don't like funding "progressives."

Posted by: mindful webworker - you're in all hands with deep state at March 14, 2026 12:27 AM (O84gh)

217 Adam Clayton, bass guitarist of U2, was born today in 1960.

I consider this as a Daily Affirmation

I was not born in 1960, and have never been in any way associated with U2

Posted by: Miklos is temporaneously Happyed at March 14, 2026 12:28 AM (Al4HM)

218
Hiya Puddleglum,

No catfish.

We love being here with our grandchildren, but we do miss Southern food.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 14, 2026 12:29 AM (3ek7K)

219 I'm not up on my regional fishes.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Regional Fishes would be a pretty good band name

Posted by: Miklos despises Phish an all of That Kind at March 14, 2026 12:30 AM (Al4HM)

220 According to Axios, citing an unnamed source close to the matter, U.S. President Donald J. Trump rejected a proposal from Russian President Vladimir Putin to move Iranian enriched uranium to Russia in order to end the war...
--

rolol

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 12:30 AM (BENy5)

221
That said, their rates were the lowest; they promptly paid the other guy in a fender-bender that was, technically, our fault; didn't raise our rates after that; and our agent said they're the most likely to pay out willingly and promptly.

It's hard to argue against being a customer in that case.
Even if they are lefties.

I hear these ads for Patriot Mobile saying they dontate to right wing causes. I'd rather my phone provider use any money they would otherwise donate to insuring the service they provide is quality.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2026 12:32 AM (Cqx++)

222
We love being here with our grandchildren, but we do miss Southern food.

Posted by: fourseasons

They call it the Flying Pig

Delivery anywhere in the USA

(Even AOP liked the ribs)

https://www.piggiepark.com/shop/

Posted by: Miklos is most pleased for help at March 14, 2026 12:33 AM (Al4HM)

223 he pointed a gun at them, leading to the officer-involved shooting.
Posted by: Braenyard -

"wHy were tHeY using rEaL bullEtzz?!"

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 12:33 AM (tcsrY)

224 USAA

Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2026 12:35 AM (2WIwB)

225

March 14, 1519 pi day

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2026 12:35 AM (Cqx++)

226 Kharg Island went khargboom

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 12:35 AM (tcsrY)

227 You can get anything you want at Miklos' restaurant.

Happy Friday Horde!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2026 12:36 AM (0nHVk)

228 SNAP Recipients Sue Trump Administration Over Sugary Food Restrictions
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 12:36 AM (BENy5)

229 224 USAA
Posted by: Diogenes

We are all civvies

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 12:36 AM (tcsrY)

230 Terminate SNAP let them go to work and buy their own damn cookies.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 12:37 AM (BENy5)

231
They want to keep their svelte figures.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 14, 2026 12:37 AM (3ek7K)

232 rolol
Posted by: Braenyard

Does "unnamed' or "anonymous" source pay cash MONEYS?

19669$ each month from home with simple computer?

Posted by: Miklos is have question at March 14, 2026 12:38 AM (Al4HM)

233 Accents? This native Oklahoman went to college in Wisconsin. I spoke standard urban major network television. No sub-titles needed.

Sitting in my room one day, friends asked about my lack of accent. I tried to imitate a rural Oklahoma accent. Naw, I said, that's more Deep South. I tried another accent, but decided that was too South Texas. Again I tried an accent, but, no, that was more Arkansas-Missouri hillbilly.

It was at that moment that the only other student there from Oklahoma was looking for me, and from down the hall, we heard this loud gal's voice hollering, "Wharr's th' gaahyy from OAK-luh-HOma?"

I exclaimed, "That's it! That's the accent!" Followed by, "Quick! Close the door!"

True story.

Posted by: mindful webworker - from the sooner or later state at March 14, 2026 12:39 AM (O84gh)

234 Terminate SNAP let them go to work and buy their own damn cookies.

Posted by: Braenyard

H8R

Posted by: Guy in Girl Scout outfit selling "cookies" at March 14, 2026 12:39 AM (Al4HM)

235 Aargh island

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2026 12:39 AM (BT3km)

236 Someone told me today I have a lovely accent.
My thought bubble : "I have an accent?"

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 12:41 AM (eZ5tL)

237 229 224 USAA
Posted by: Diogenes

We are all civvies
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 12:36 AM (tcsrY)

Good.company.
Can't help ya.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2026 12:42 AM (2WIwB)

238
Living in Wyoming with a southern accent is interesting.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 14, 2026 12:42 AM (3ek7K)

239 224 USAA
Posted by: Diogenes
---

A friend's brand, spanking, new F-250 was stolen. The cop's report said it was stolen. He had to make four payments before USAA acknowledged that it was stolen and they didn't cover the back payments.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 12:45 AM (BENy5)

240 The crap peanut butter requires no refrigeration.
——

Neither does all-purpose bearing grease, but I don’t eat that shit either. To your point though, they have noticeably thinned out even the crap ersatz peanut butter in recent months or years, it’s not quite soupy but it’s getting there. I’m not really a snob or a foody but Jeeze Louise give me simple, real foods.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 14, 2026 12:45 AM (Touuh)

241 What's the Wyoming accent like?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 12:45 AM (tcsrY)

242
mom,

I have no clue, lol.

We understand what people say, but they don't get us, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 14, 2026 12:47 AM (3ek7K)

243 Yay, F it all Friday night!

Howdy, horde!

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 12:47 AM (rdVOm)

244 Getting close to Midnight here in God's favorite time zone (albeit corrupted by Saving crap).

I followed my usual ritual. Walked under a ladder, had our dear old black cat cross my path, broke a mirror, and opened an umbrella in the house. I expect to have nothing but good luck until the *next* Friday the 13th.

https://youtu.be/yRvljAT4O6Q

G'nate, y'awwwlll.

Posted by: mindful webworker - fortunate son at March 14, 2026 12:47 AM (O84gh)

245 I don't know whether to be relieved or disappointed that the naked carrot was not a mystery click. ("I saw Naked Carrot open for Regional Fishes at...")

Posted by: SciVo at March 14, 2026 12:48 AM (Sy6m/)

246
JQ,

I'm glad you are JQ again .

Posted by: fourseasons at March 14, 2026 12:49 AM (3ek7K)

247 Hi, fourseasons!

Yeah, I'm glad I'm JQ again, too.

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 12:51 AM (rdVOm)

248
We're supposed to have 70 degree temps next week here in Wyoming.

Weird weather, we've not had a normal Wyoming winter.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 14, 2026 12:55 AM (3ek7K)

249 I'm not up on my regional fishes. Are there not catfish in the rivers in Wyoming? I understand what your saying though. I miss the fried catfish down in the south. Spent a couple of summers in Biloxi many years ago. Some good eatin' down there.
Posted by: Puddleglum
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No catfish in Wyoming... the water is too clean.
Catfish are not native to earth, they're an alien species. When I was a kid, you could go down to the Monongahela, throw a line in the water with a worm on it and catch a catfish. The river was lined with steel mills and heavy industry for miles, and everything got dumped in the river. The only thing anyone ever caught was catfish, because normal.earth species would be poisoned by all that crap, but catfish... catfish thrived.
I won't eat catfish. Who knows how that alien protein is gonna react with humans. I'll bet that serial killers eat a lot of catfish.

Posted by: buddhaha at March 14, 2026 12:57 AM (8UIB5)

250 Haven't had 'normal winter' here either, fourseasons.

Christmas (weather) arrived earlier this week: snow & cold. Not much snow & it melted right away.

Rain & flood watch now... and cold, but above freezing. Windy. Bleh!

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 12:58 AM (rdVOm)

251 I will buy "farm raised" catfish at the grocery. Very tasty!

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 12:59 AM (rdVOm)

252 I lost a few squares of shingles after an intense windstorm. Roof had last been shingled maybe 20+ years ago at the time. Hired a guy to lay some more down, till I could get it re-roofed entirely.

He told me to submit a claim on my homeowners. This made no sense to me. It’s fucking 20+ years old, about due for re-roof anyway, what do you expect? If it was 5 years that might be different.

There’s something called “depreciated value” that simply doesn’t register with people.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 14, 2026 12:59 AM (Touuh)

253 Yeah, I'm glad I'm JQ again, too.
Posted by: JQ

*approved for one week PTO and disability*

Posted by: Regional Manager Miklos at March 14, 2026 01:00 AM (Al4HM)

254 What's the Wyoming accent like?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 14, 2026 12:45 AM (tcsrY)

I was there a bunch of times, but I don't seem to remember it being all that crazy. Its different, but I guess it might matter where in wyoming you are. To my ears its like Kristi Noem, you don't hear anything out of the ordinary.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2026 01:01 AM (snZF9)

255 249: Heh! Grew up in the same area, just an hour or two north. Little more country up there so the streams were cleaner. It was good fishing in NW PA.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 14, 2026 01:01 AM (Iz+f5)

256 I will buy "farm raised" catfish at the grocery. Very tasty!
Posted by: JQ

Check Mississippi v Brazil

Posted by: Picky Miklos at March 14, 2026 01:01 AM (Al4HM)

257 Haha, Miklos... *muah!* Thanks!

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 01:02 AM (rdVOm)

258 Seekng what time it is

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2026 01:02 AM (Ia/+0)

259 Catfish is the kind of thing I can eat if it’s batter fried and soaked in tartar sauce where I don’t have to actually taste it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2026 01:04 AM (RBewl)

260 182
The Submarine is kinda lame though!
- - - - -

Just try to find one of those comic book cardboard Polaris subs today. So rare they're impossible to find. You could buy a new car with what one would go for in an auction...

Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at March 14, 2026 01:04 AM (NF0QK)

261 Mississippi v Brazil? Probly MS, since it says USA..

Could also be somewhere more local, PNW.

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 01:04 AM (rdVOm)

262
JQ, are you still hosting the BIL? I haven't been caught up the past few nights.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 14, 2026 01:05 AM (y2OcL)

263 I'll bet that serial killers eat a lot of catfish.
Posted by: buddhaha
---

Wondering if fourseasons really has grand kids in WY?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 01:06 AM (BENy5)

264 There’s something called “depreciated value” that simply doesn’t register with people.
Posted by: Common Tater

I did that once after a hailstorm. My option to take.
No worse off than the neighbors that had the whole roof replaced. But I was moving soon and pocketed the 'depreciated value' less deductable. Since I moved it had no impact on my insurance. Everybody else probably got their rates jacks or were dropped.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 14, 2026 01:07 AM (/lPRQ)

265 Just try to find one of those comic book cardboard Polaris subs today. So rare they're impossible to find. You could buy a new car with what one would go for in an auction...

Posted by: As Not Seen On TV at March 14, 2026 01:04 AM (NF0QK)

You mean they were real?? They actually existed?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2026 01:07 AM (snZF9)

266 At least Jasmine doesn’t have to explain how Mike Hunt confronted the police.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2026 01:08 AM (RBewl)

267 I grew up in Wyoming. The accent is more of a lack of accent. Some folks said words like warsh, or whatnot, but that's something I have heard from people all over the country.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, at March 14, 2026 01:08 AM (Ar/17)

268 250 Haven't had 'normal winter' here either, fourseasons.

... Bleh!
Posted by: JQ
---

Bastardi did a thing yesterday on normal weather.
Said, all weather is normal except that tornado across the frozen lake in MI. Said that was abnormal.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 01:09 AM (BENy5)

269 Yes, Blondie... Until next Friday. App't Thursday late afternoon with local "referral" service for possible solutions to his situation, based on an info-gathering session this week.

Meanwhile, we wait for his I.D. card to arrive in the mail (general delivery, next town over) and I will help him sort out his lost smartphone/ get a new one/ whatever...

I accept no payment for his stay here, and he receives no mail here, lest I become his "landlord"!

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 01:10 AM (rdVOm)

270
Braenyard,

Four wonderful grandchildren, lol.

Much better than catfish, lol.

Seriously, we are blessed to live four blocks away. Watching them grow up is wonderful.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 14, 2026 01:11 AM (3ek7K)

271 Dey the best is from Mississippi

Lawd, Mississippi

*plays the Blues on his Dobro*

Posted by: Blues Man Miklos "Catfish" Lemon Jefferson, yes indeed chirren at March 14, 2026 01:13 AM (Al4HM)

272 I grew up in Wyoming. The accent is more of a lack of accent. Some folks said words like warsh, or whatnot, but that's something I have heard from people all over the country.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, at March 14, 2026 01:08 AM (Ar/17)

That was my observation. I did the sturgis rally 10 years in a row, and I always ended up in wyoming for either devils tower, or some event in one of the towns, or some bars, etc. It just always sounded like plain language, nothing out of the ordinary. Like I said, it was like listening to kristi noem.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2026 01:13 AM (snZF9)

273 If BIL *doesn't like* the solutions offered by referral service or refuses to go to the homeless shelter, I'm driving his deadbeat a$$ back to the bus station & he will pay for his own ticket to I don't care where.

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 01:14 AM (rdVOm)

274
JQ,

Good for you! You shouldn't have to deal with him.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 14, 2026 01:16 AM (3ek7K)

275 I've seen that Whoopin' His Ass video a few hundred times, and I think it's just terrible! Dude used a freaking broomstick on that guy! Just sick. Am I to believe there were no baseball bats nearby?

It wasn't a broomstick, it was a cane. Let somebody, like me, who knows how to use a stick as a weapon, hit you one time with a cane, and you won't want a second hit. I was very lucky to have a Black Belt Hall of Fame Sensei, who really knew what he was doing, and how to teach it. The guy using the cane didn't know how to use it properly.

Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 14, 2026 01:16 AM (Da7Vv)

276 BIL GTFO

Posted by: Miklos summarizes at March 14, 2026 01:18 AM (Al4HM)

277 You shouldn't have to deal with him.
Posted by: fourseasons
-------

Egg-fkin-zactly!

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 01:18 AM (rdVOm)

278 China Owns Canada's Only Antimony Mine And Shuttered It In Critical Minerals Power Play

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 01:21 AM (BENy5)

279 Seriously, we are blessed to live four blocks away. Watching them grow up is wonderful.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 14, 2026 01:11 AM (3ek7K)

The wife and I get the oldest by himself tomorrow. Brother has T-ball practice them we'll get him probably about 1 ish. Older is looking forward to hanging out with us without his shadow. I'm loving watching those two. They are a bit farther apart than my brother and I but the dynamics are the same. I can almost read their minds when they fight. It's like living it again.
Older will start pushing buttons.
Younger falls for it.
"YOU. Stop that."
"Stop what."
"You know what you are doing. I have more brothers than you. I did it myself, now stop."
"Okay."

They are so awesome.

Posted by: Reforger at March 14, 2026 01:22 AM (rpbjO)

280 I'm not heartless. I don't hate the guy. He definitely has real problems. BUT!

There's *so much* in play here (I will spare you the details) but bottom line is-- I am not his guardian, nor will I be.

He needs much more assistance than I can provide.

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 01:24 AM (rdVOm)

281 China Owns Canada's Only Antimony Mine And Shuttered It In Critical Minerals Power Play

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 01:21 AM (BENy5)

And canada don't have the balls to nationalize it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2026 01:28 AM (snZF9)

282 The guy using the cane didn't know how to use it properly.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President
---------

It is refreshing to see big mouth, thief get what for.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 01:28 AM (BENy5)

283 This gves me an idea...
________________________

Ok, bulls patrolling the city streets. I guess that's ok. But, I was really hoping you'd make the 113th Tour de France one for the record books.

Posted by: Orson at March 14, 2026 01:28 AM (dIske)

284
Reforger,

We have a 12 y/o, a 7 y/old, a 5 y/old and a 3 y/o.

It's so much fun watching them grow up.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 14, 2026 01:31 AM (3ek7K)

285
I accept no payment for his stay here, and he receives no mail here, lest I become his "landlord"!
Posted by: JQ

===============

So there are a few hidden traps in the system? Sounds like the stray animal laws in some precincts. If you feed a dog that strays around your neighborhood, you're considered the owner. If it bites someone, you're liable.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 14, 2026 01:32 AM (y2OcL)

286 He needs much more assistance than I can provide.
Posted by: JQ

I have dealt with people who are in difficult situations like BIL

I have come to the realization that states that claim to spend a lot on money to help or take care of such people, really don't.

Stingy states like South Carolina somehow always do have money, and the people get help.

Posted by: Miklos does not necessarily suggests a bus ticket to SC, but there would be a place immediately, at March 14, 2026 01:32 AM (Al4HM)

287
JQ,

You have gone over and beyond for him.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 14, 2026 01:33 AM (3ek7K)

288 Those Sikhs were too kind. I would have given him a few whacks to the nuts and the face.

Posted by: Toad-0 at March 14, 2026 01:34 AM (xiBFj)

289 You can go to the Houston Rodeo going on right now and get deep fried anything.

Weirdest is deep fried Coca Cola.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

Deep Fried Beer debuted at the Texas state fair in 2010.

Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 01:34 AM (VHUov)

290 And canada don't have the balls to nationalize it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Wonderful mine, great mine, one of the best

Posted by: Doanld looking over at Marco and Pete at March 14, 2026 01:34 AM (Al4HM)

291 China tried shutting down England's oldest steel mill. My inlaws live in the town that is is in. I guess the locals did something about it but like 3 or 4 or the furnaces were shuttered and rendered useless. They bought it. "Saved it". Shipped all the good shit out. Let it rot long enough to rob shit tons of ore and then tried to kill it.
The town is called Skunthorpe or something like that.

Posted by: Reforger at March 14, 2026 01:36 AM (rpbjO)

292 >>So there are a few hidden traps in the system?
----------

Of course! There are always 'traps' especially re: disabled or minority, when it comes to tenancy/ squatters' rights.
He needs to be OUT a.s.a.p. Don't want some bleeding heart agency to sue me (in his behalf) later on!

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 01:36 AM (rdVOm)

293 I think think National Walk Your Dog Month should coincide with Ramadan

Just an idea

Posted by: Miklos needs moar and bigger dogs at March 14, 2026 01:37 AM (Al4HM)

294 The guy using the cane didn't know how to use it properly.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President

Needs lessons in escrima. (eskrima, arnis, whatever you call it.)

1) Here's how to beat someone with just a stick.

B) Everything is a stick.

Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 01:38 AM (VHUov)

295
Miklos,

I think we should have dog parades in every muzzie occupied location. Our taxes pay for the roads so they can fuck right off if they complain.

Do they hate pigs? If so pig parades are on the schedule.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 14, 2026 01:41 AM (3ek7K)

296 We have a 12 y/o, a 7 y/old, a 5 y/old and a 3 y/o.
It's so much fun watching them grow up.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 14, 2026 01:31 AM (3ek7K)

Mine are 9 and 5 and I can't believe it. Seems like just yesterday they were...

Posted by: Reforger at March 14, 2026 01:41 AM (rpbjO)

297 The town is called Skunthorpe or something like that.
Posted by: Reforger

Scunthorpe?

After which is named The Scunthorpe Problem.

"Why you can't just ban a series of letters that spells something obscene, because you'll block some perfectly cromulent words or names along with it."

Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 01:41 AM (VHUov)

298 It wasn't a broomstick, it was a cane. Let somebody, like me, who knows how to use a stick as a weapon, hit you one time with a cane, and you won't want a second hit. I was very lucky to have a Black Belt Hall of Fame Sensei, who really knew what he was doing, and how to teach it. The guy using the cane didn't know how to use it properly.
Posted by: An Observation sez Trump is my President at March 14, 2026 01:16 AM (Da7Vv)

In my Western Martial Arts group? We actually played around with Bartitsu. Using a Cane to protect yourself.

It... is... a valid form.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2026 01:42 AM (mP0Kj)

299 296 We have a 12 y/o, a 7 y/old, a 5 y/old and a 3 y/o.
It's so much fun watching them grow up.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 14, 2026 01:31 AM (3ek7K)

Mine are 9 and 5 and I can't believe it. Seems like just yesterday they were...
Posted by: Reforger at March 14, 2026 01:41 AM (rpbjO)

Mine turns 35 on Sunday.... how the hell did that happen.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2026 01:42 AM (mP0Kj)

300 B) Everything is a stick.
Posted by: mikeski

It is a sword cane

Back away, young miscreant

Posted by: Elderly but feisty Sir Miklos at March 14, 2026 01:43 AM (Al4HM)

301
Time passes quickly.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 14, 2026 01:44 AM (3ek7K)

302 I’ve been meaning to try is smother them in sausage gravy. Not as tasty as scratch biscuits but should be good.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 13, 2026 10:57 PM (Ms2yN)
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A small diner near me makes great breakfast burritos including a chicken fried steak breakfast burrito with country gravy over it instead of green Chile. They are really good but they wreck you for the day.

Posted by: 496 at March 14, 2026 01:44 AM (lGyAR)

303 Shit... did not read upthread...

You all talking Kids, or Grandkids...

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2026 01:44 AM (mP0Kj)

304 "Why you can't just ban a series of letters that spells something obscene, because you'll block some perfectly cromulent words or names along with it."
Posted by: mikeski

Ylllenyyllwwlly!

Posted by: Miklos trab\nslates from the original Welsh at March 14, 2026 01:45 AM (Al4HM)

305 300 B) Everything is a stick.
Posted by: mikeski

It is a sword cane

Back away, young miscreant
Posted by: Elderly but feisty Sir Miklos at March 14, 2026 01:43 AM (Al4HM)

Not that I've... oh... researched this... but Sword Canes are considered concealed weapons... even when you can carry a sword on your hip legally.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2026 01:46 AM (mP0Kj)

306 Time passes quickly.

Posted by: fourseasons

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the.....

NAME THAT SOAP OPERA

Posted by: Miklos with an Easy softball at March 14, 2026 01:47 AM (Al4HM)

307 Days of Our Lives...

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 01:48 AM (rdVOm)

308
Romeo,

It's okay. Whether kids or grandkids, time flies.

Do you have days when you feel 35 and then realize, oh shit, I'm old?

Hubby and I feel like that sometimes.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 14, 2026 01:48 AM (3ek7K)

309 In my Western Martial Arts group? We actually played around with Bartitsu. Using a Cane to protect yourself.

It... is... a valid form.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 14, 2026 01:42 AM (mP0Kj)

I did Kendo and Fencing when I was in High School. I'd mess a mf'er up with a cane. For years I did my "fight a night" where the last thing I would do is kick the shit out of a dummy and a bag I have hanging out here in the shop for about 15 minutes..
That was back when my son was the age of my grandkids now. Been a few years since I tried it.

Posted by: Reforger at March 14, 2026 01:51 AM (rpbjO)

310 China Owns Canada's Only Antimony Mine And Shuttered It In Critical Minerals Power Play
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 01:21 AM (BENy5)

FWIW, I have a nice specimen of stibnite crystals, came from central Montana. Stibnite is the major ore of antimony. Stuff is pretty widespread, but rarely found in large mineable deposits. But there are plenty of little mines, maybe worked for gold and silver, that had stibnite as an accessory mineral. If antimony was really valuable, and nearly impossible to get on the market, those little mines could be reopened, or their waste dumps reworked, and antimony produced.

Probably the reason that particular mine is Canada's only antimony mine is that it's one of those metals where one or two big producers own the market, and the price is based more on long-term contracts than a spot market.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2026 01:52 AM (8zz6B)

311 Sitting in my room one day, friends asked about my lack of accent. I tried to imitate a rural Oklahoma accent. Naw, I said, that's more Deep South. I tried another accent, but decided that was too South Texas. Again I tried an accent, but, no, that was more Arkansas-Missouri hillbilly.

It was at that moment that the only other student there from Oklahoma was looking for me, and from down the hall, we heard this loud gal's voice hollering, "Wharr's th' gaahyy from OAK-luh-HOma?"

I exclaimed, "That's it! That's the accent!" Followed by, "Quick! Close the door!"
Posted by: mindful webworker

The "Minnesota Accent," as spoken by Marge Gunderson in Fargo, is a real thing. Oh, yah shure, ya betcha, donchaknow.

But it's like hillbilly-speak everywhere. A small group of multi-generational rural folk speak that way. Go to Minneapolis? Or Fargo/Moorhead? Nobody there talks like that, unless they're visiting from the farm near Bemidji.

You might hear a bit of the "Swedish Chef" sing-song cadence, since most of the MN settlers were Norwegians and Swedes.

One of my brothers, who moved to Missouri (Mizz-uhr-uh), was accused of having a Canadian accent.

Posted by: mikeski, fer shure at March 14, 2026 01:54 AM (VHUov)

312 Cane guns existed, too. Repeaters, even.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2026 01:55 AM (8zz6B)

313 I think think National Walk Your Dog Month should coincide with Ramadan

Just an idea

Posted by: Miklos needs moar and bigger dogs at March 14, 2026 01:37 AM (Al4HM)

Serious out of the box thinking.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2026 01:58 AM (snZF9)

314 I like to go fishing but I don't really like to eat it.
Salmon, tuna, shrimp are ok if they are cooked right.
Never liked fish,or seafood, that taste fishy.

Posted by: Case at March 14, 2026 02:01 AM (pvf3X)

315 It's actually weird how accents can change. My wife is English and as a young girl had the accent. Then moved to America an through being teased in school changed to Californian. When she got drunk with me once when we were dating she slipped. All of a sudden this women is speaking like Hycinth Bucket. I'm all WTF? And when I pointed it out she started laughing and couldn't stop. That was a really fun night.

Posted by: Reforger at March 14, 2026 02:04 AM (rpbjO)

316 Last!

Posted by: Reforger at March 14, 2026 02:12 AM (rpbjO)

317 Hi, Reforger! How did the job *situation* go today? Still employed?

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 02:15 AM (rdVOm)

318
@mitchellvii . Mar 12

You want to know how we know that Thune is a major problem?

The Media NEVER attacks him.

@elonmusk . 16h
Exactly. Legacy media is a propaganda arm of the far left.
--

It's a tell.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 02:17 AM (BENy5)

319 Re unaccented American English: There's a good reason the Specs Howard School of Broadcast Journalism was located in Detroit. From Detroit south thru Toledo (where I grew up) south to Bowling Green OH to US-6 and west to the Fulton-Lucas county line, the locals have the same pronunciation and grammar/syntax as was taught at Specs Howard. South of US-6 and west of Lucas and Wood Counties, one hears "warsh", not "wash", and dropped infinitives (my car "needs washed", not "needs to be washed"), regardless of demographics or educational level. The language taught at Detroit is the "modern broadcast" model, very much different from the voices in the old newsreels and shows such as those Weasel puts up weekly. Back then, the voice of choice was akin to "Locust Valley Lockjaw" (think Thurston and Lovie Howell on Gilligan's Island)...

Posted by: Cowboyneal - the Other Jewish Carpenter at March 14, 2026 02:18 AM (2U/Sd)

320 JQ, a round for the bar please.

I speak Bahstonese.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2026 02:21 AM (0nHVk)

321 Hi, Debby!

*sets up beers & bourbons; a Chivas for Deb*

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 02:23 AM (rdVOm)

322 Wazzzzzzuuuuup, girlfriend?!

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 02:23 AM (rdVOm)

323
Like sands through the hourglass, so are the.....

NAME THAT SOAP OPERA
Posted by: Miklos with an Easy softball

Days of the Week.

Alas, half of the cast members -- or close to half of them -- are no longer with us.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 14, 2026 02:23 AM (xG4kz)

324 Coolest soap opera evah, was Dark Shadows

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 02:26 AM (rdVOm)

325 Chris Olivarez . @LtChrisOlivarez Mar 12

Texas DPS Brush Team Apprehends Special Interest Alien in Starr County

3/12/26: The @TxDPS Brush Team & a tracking K-9 in Starr County, working alongside U.S. Border Patrol, apprehended a special interest alien (SIA) from Pakistan near Roma, TX #RGV.
DPS remains committed to protecting public safety and securing the border by deploying specialized teams to detect, track, and prevent potential gotaways.
-
Jorge Ventura Media@VenturaReport . 6h

This is a major national security issue , I just confirmed with @LtChrisOlivarez that the special interest alien apprehended yesterday in Starr County , the Pakistan national was issued a ‘permanent resident’ ID by the Mexican government , begs the question , why are Mexican officials issuing these ID’s to Middle Eastern men with the intentions of crossing illegally into the U.S. ?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 02:26 AM (BENy5)

326 Re unaccented American English: There's a good reason the Specs Howard School of Broadcast Journalism was located in Detroit. From Detroit south thru Toledo (where I grew up) south to Bowling Green OH to US-6 and west to the Fulton-Lucas county line, the locals have the same pronunciation and grammar/syntax as was taught at Specs Howard.
Posted by: Cowboyneal

"Midwestern Ohio Newscaster" is the US version of the Brit's "received pronunciation."

"This is what it sounds like to not have an accent."

Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 02:27 AM (VHUov)

327 why are Mexican officials issuing these ID’s to Middle Eastern men with the intentions of crossing illegally into the U.S. ?
****

Because someone was paid big money? for $1000, Alex.

Posted by: clarence at March 14, 2026 02:29 AM (A4VRU)

328 South of US-6 and west of Lucas and Wood Counties, one hears "warsh", not "wash", and dropped infinitives (my car "needs washed", not "needs to be washed"), regardless of demographics or educational level.
Posted by: Cowboyneal

Huh. I always associated that "needs washed" grammar with Indian (dot) English.

Never knew it was a native American (not feather) thing.

Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 02:31 AM (VHUov)

329
Coolest soap opera evah, was Dark Shadows
Posted by: JQ

The missus was binge watching that last summer. I stayed in the room where it was playing for about two minutes and said, "Just shoot the TV to put it out of its misery," as I left the room.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 14, 2026 02:35 AM (xG4kz)

330 JQ, it is so good to have you back.

four seasons, I get that same feeling many times, where did all of those years go?

Just had a flurry of snow outside.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2026 02:36 AM (0nHVk)

331 Cheers, Debby!

*clinks glass*

Yeah, where did all those years go? Been reflecting A LOT lately..

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)

332 Coolest soap opera evah, was Dark Shadows
Posted by: JQ

The missus was binge watching that last summer. I stayed in the room where it was playing for about two minutes and said, "Just shoot the TV to put it out of its misery," as I left the room.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 14, 2026 02:35 AM (xG4kz)

Dark shadows? Was that the weird vampire type dude, barnacle collins or some shit? I remember my mother watching that shit when I was really young.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2026 02:39 AM (snZF9)

333 Yes, Bers! I was a little kid then, too-- Barnabas Collins was *mysterious and cool* to little JQ and her older brother, LOL!

Probably couldn't stand the show, now.

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 02:41 AM (rdVOm)

334 Yeah, where did all those years go? Been reflecting A LOT lately..

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 02:39 AM (rdVOm)

I try not to. It seems like it blew by like a bullet train, but when I think about all the shit I did over the years it almost seemed like it was enough for 2 or 3 lifetimes. But yeah, where the hell did it all go.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2026 02:44 AM (snZF9)

335 If President Trump can't keep the straits of hormuz open Iran wins.

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 14, 2026 02:44 AM (U0QHr)

336 A man dressed in military-style clothing and carrying a holstered firearm entered Zwink Elementary School in Spring Tuesday, prompting a multi-agency investigation that led to a felony arrest, according to court documents and a letter from school officials.

Kyle Najm Chris, also known as Muhi Mohanad Najm, 39, of Klein, was charged with possession of a prohibited weapon, a third-degree felony, carrying weapons on school premises.
---slipped in an unlocked gate - when stopped gave no name and showed no ID. Then voluntarily exited. (doesn't say who confronted him, speculating it was coach type)---

Investigators identified Chris through security camera footage, facial recognition and the Texas Department of Public Safety's Flock license plate database.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 02:44 AM (BENy5)

337 Yes, Bers! I was a little kid then, too-- Barnabas Collins was *mysterious and cool* to little JQ and her older brother, LOL!

Probably couldn't stand the show, now.

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 02:41 AM (rdVOm)

I remember it being weird. Now that I think about it, it was playing on some channel maybe 20 years ago, might have been the sci-fi channel. Earlier in the day. I remember seeing a few episodes playing in the background since the sci-fi channel was always on. Well, when it was worth a shit anyway.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2026 02:47 AM (snZF9)

338 Heh. I don't watch much tv.. Only have it on when company wants to watch. BIL watches FNM bs.. thankfully, can mute it & subtitles for him.

Last time it was on, was when MY bro & his son visited last summer-- had kid shows on for the lil guy.

No cabletv, just roku streaming.

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 02:52 AM (rdVOm)

339 In general, I thought soap operas were the stoooopidest things ever to be on TV.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2026 02:52 AM (snZF9)

340 I never saw Dark Shadows but I did see The Edge of Night, my friend's mom watched it all the time, usually smoking a cig while ironing clothes. That was before housewives became daytime wine drinkers.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2026 02:52 AM (0nHVk)

341 Soaps were laughably idiotic! But then, what could a hausfrau have for company back in the Big3 network days?

Serious question: was Dark Shadows in color? Because we had only a B/W tv back then.

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 02:55 AM (rdVOm)

342 In general, I thought soap operas were the stoooopidest things ever to be on TV.
Posted by: Berserker

And then Reality TV made them look positively brilliant.

Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 02:55 AM (VHUov)

343 And then Reality TV made them look positively brilliant.
Posted by: mikeski
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Comment of the week! Bravo!

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 02:57 AM (rdVOm)

344 Visiting a friend at hospital, buzz in the hall, General Hospital's coming on! All of the green shirts that could gathered in the visitor room to watch.

These people are taking care of patients?
Very disappointing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 02:58 AM (BENy5)

345 Heh. I don't watch much tv.. Only have it on when company wants to watch. BIL watches FNM bs.. thankfully, can mute it & subtitles for him.

Last time it was on, was when MY bro & his son visited last summer-- had kid shows on for the lil guy.

No cabletv, just roku streaming.

Posted by: JQ at March 14, 2026 02:52 AM (rdVOm)

2 TVs here, well 4 if you count the one in the works shop and the gaming TV, but 2 of them burn like the flame on kennedy's grave. One in the living room, where Mrs B can see it while she's buzzing around the house doing shit, and one in the family room where my computer and guitars are. They're always on.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2026 02:59 AM (snZF9)

346 In general, I thought soap operas were the stoooopidest things ever to be on TV.
Posted by: Berserker

And then Reality TV made them look positively brilliant.

Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 02:55 AM (VHUov)

Right?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2026 03:00 AM (snZF9)

347 Visiting a friend at hospital, buzz in the hall, General Hospital's coming on! All of the green shirts that could gathered in the visitor room to watch.

These people are taking care of patients?
Very disappointing.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 02:58 AM (BENy5)

Genital hospital.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 14, 2026 03:01 AM (snZF9)

348 I'll be needing another Chivas, just spit mine all over the keyboard.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 14, 2026 03:04 AM (0nHVk)

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