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Socialist Cuba Has Finally Run Out of Other People's Money and Is Looking for a Deal with Trump

Cuba had been receiving free oil from Venezuela. Well, not free -- Cuba supplied Venezuela with top intelligence agents and torturers in exchange for the oil.

But then Trump, probably on Bibi Netanyahu's orders because, obviously, sent Delta Force in to shoot L.O.O.K.E.R. guns at Cuba's security forces and abduct Nicolas Maduro.

The oil shipments stopped.

Trump also began raiding and seizing the "dark fleet" of illegal oil tankers moving sanctioned Iranian and Russian oil to low-class shithole barbarian states.

Cuba is now out of oil and would like to speak with America's manager.


The Cuban "president," Miguel Díaz-Canel, made yet another rare appearance on state TV and confirmed that the regime is currently in talks with the United States. He said, "There are international factors that have facilitated these talks," and said the goal is "first and foremost, to identify the bilateral problems that need a solution."

After weeks of denying any sort of U.S. negotiations, this is the first time he's admitted they're happening. He called it a "very sensitive process that is being approached with responsibility and great sensitivity."


...

Díaz-Canel also admitted that the country has not received any oil in three months and is almost out of reserves.

What's interesting is that Raúl Castro's grandson, Raúl Guillermo Rodríguez Castro, aka El Cangrejo or "The Crab," was at Díaz-Canel's side during the announcement. He and Marco Rubio have allegedly been having backchannel talks in recent weeks, and Rubio's team even supposedly met with the young Castro when Rubio was in the Caribbean in late February.

Of course, Donald Trump has been floating the idea of a "friendly takeover" of Cuba for weeks and has said that Rubio is currently working on that.

However, right now, this unusual announcement feels more like appeasement than any sort of concession. The regime is backed into a corner, and it doesn't really have a leg to stand on at the moment. It's nervous, shaky, and sees the writing on the wall.

Either way, its days are numbered. These are the same types of actions made by all of the crumbling regimes of the past.

Cuba claims it will definitely not be making any concessions about letting the people actually vote for their leaders.

We'll see about that.

Trump doesn't even need to send in Delta Force. The coming Fuel Riots should provide Cuba's leaders with a certain amount of realism about their situation.

And when they start killing protester -- drones and missiles should help even the odds.


David Strom offers big praise for Trump's very firm, very steady, and very focused leadership of the world, whether it wants to be lead or not.

For decades, our elites have been obsessed with regime change by color revolution, trying to create a world where everybody owns nothing and is unhappy. Western governments have surrendered to soft communism and self-destruction.

Donald Trump is remaking the world, not through color revolutions, but bold leadership and the surgical application of force and maximum pressure on our adversaries.

During his first term, I strongly believed that Trump's foreign policy was his best achievement. He had yet to learn how to defang the Deep State, and despite listening too often to establishment figures, he did a great job with what he had.

Now, with the Rubio, Hegseth, and negotiating teams he has deployed, he is masterful.

He notes that Germany is having a long-overdue attitude adjustment as well. Germany's Merz and the Female Super-Villain Leader of the EU now admit that ending all nuclear power generation was a bit of an oopsie!, but Merz also says he won't do anything to reverse this mistake. I saw someone point out that he could undo it, but he's in partnership with leftwing groups to keep AfD out of power, and if he moved to save German's future, his government would collapse and AfD would (rightfully) take power.


Georg Pazderski
@Georg_Pazderski

Translated from German
MERZ sells citizens for stupid❗️

Because previous governments had decided on the nuclear phase-out, it could no longer be reversed.

When it came to the debt brake, he couldn't care less what the previous governments had decided.

PLAIN TALK: He's too cowardly to take on the fight with the SPD.


Via Ed Morrissey, quoting Politico 4 Kidz Axios, Trump informed the feckless cunts of the G7 that Iran is about to surrender and also you're welcome, faggots.

President Trump told G7 leaders in a virtual meeting Wednesday that Iran is "about to surrender," according to three officials from G7 countries briefed on the contents of the call.

24 hours later, Iran's new supreme leader issued his first public statement vowing to keep fighting. ...

That's egregious propaganda. There is no proof the "leader" issued a statement -- a written statement was read by someone else by a regime propagandist. There is no evidence the Supine Leader released anything besides pus, and Axios knows this. There are confirmed reports that he is in a coma. (And is "likely disfigured," added Pete Hegseth.)

But Axios pretends it knows better and uses its own authority to claim the Supine Leader "issued a statement."


Behind the scenes: Trump boasted about the results of Operation Epic Fury on the G7 call Wednesday morning, telling allies, "I got rid of a cancer that was threatening us all."

While claiming Iran was about to surrender, he also suggested there were no officials left alive in Tehran with the power to make that decision.

Of course, as the Islamic Republic of Iran falls, the Islamic Republic of Britain rises to take its place.

The Conservative Woman:

IN A recent speech given in the House of Lords to the Cambridge University Conservative Association, Dr Gavin Ashenden, for ten years a chaplain to the Queen, spoke of a 'respected' imam with whom he had worked 'for quite a long time' while running inter-faith seminars at the university where he was employed.

At the conclusion of one of these events, Dr Ashenden relates, this man confided in him as follows: 'I've been doing this for an awfully long time, but my task is complete. I arrived in the 1970s with the aim of inaugurating an Islamic republic of Great Britain, and I've done it. This country is going to be an Islamic republic or, at least, a partitioned portion of it, in the time of my grandchildren.'

In fact, he continued, things were going so well that it could happen even within the lifetime of his children.

Dr Ashenden records this incident as occurring 'long before Angela Merkel opened the border to the millions' in 2015. Most of the under-16s who, according to the imam, comprised the majority of the Muslims in Britain a dozen or more years ago, have now gained access to the polling booths, allowing a combination of demography and a democratic system designed to cater for a non-sectarian population to 'achieve what agitation would take longer to do'.

I find it fascinating that supposed "American Firsters" like Tucker Carlson have completely stopped questioning our alliance with the Islamic states of Europe -- who we have explicitly promised to use nuclear weapons to defend, which of course makes us targets of a nuclear attack.

There's only one, ONE, actual ally they're fighting to break ties with and declare enemy. And it just so happens to be the one ally with the capability of, and desire to, fight the Islamic conquerors that are keeping Tucker Carlson in luxurious bowties.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:00 PM




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1 FIRST IN WITH THE BLADE AND HIS BLADE

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 13, 2026 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

2 Ace has the Rut on his mind?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2026 04:00 PM (dK+Kv)

3 Rutting is great!!!!

Posted by: Some Dirty Pig at March 13, 2026 04:01 PM (dmDsy)

4 @Gundisalvus
Cuba’s Communist Party immediately throws cold water on any expectations of a democratic opening being part of the discussions. It says the talks “absolutely do not concern internal Cuban affairs, our constitutional order or our socialist political, economic and social model.”

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That's weird. I was told that democrat socialism included democracy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:01 PM (bZSny)

5 Machine Gun Kelly

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 04:01 PM (00Q4/)

6 By the way, Tucker Carlson can go fuck himself.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson's Wife at March 13, 2026 04:02 PM (dmDsy)

7 It might not be a good idea for a free Cuba.

Competition and all.

Posted by: The Villages, Old and Loving It! at March 13, 2026 04:02 PM (Ksqrb)

8 Socialist Cuba Has Finally Rut Out of Other People's Money and Is Looking for a Deal with Trump
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They're overpopulated?

Posted by: Methos at March 13, 2026 04:02 PM (vSvIl)

9 Rut on his mind?

Pon farr

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 13, 2026 04:03 PM (Kt19C)

10 "There are international factors that have facilitated these talks," and said the goal is "first and foremost, to identify the bilateral problems that need a solution."
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Umm, you being a hobo with nothing to eat is not a bilateral problem. Its your fucking problem Commie Asshole.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 13, 2026 04:03 PM (pZ64F)

11 Oh I hope that young man at the Basji checkpoint is OK.

What? Oh...

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Litella at March 13, 2026 04:03 PM (skR0U)

12 > Raúl Castro's grandson, Raúl Guillermo Rodríguez Castro, aka El Cangrejo or "The Crab,"

What is it with these guys, anyway? The Kims in Korea are on their third generation now as well.

I had (far too much) Marxism crammed down my throat in college, but I apparently missed the part that involved hereditary monarchy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 13, 2026 04:04 PM (IG3/x)

13 That's weird. I was told that democrat socialism included democracy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:01 PM (bZSny)


Guess that depends on what your definition of "included" is...

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 13, 2026 04:04 PM (dmDsy)

14 Looker (1981) ... underrated and highly influential movie, both in terms of subject matter and CGI effects (primitive, but still CGI). Directed by Michael Crichton.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 13, 2026 04:04 PM (iFTx/)

15 There's only one, ONE, actual ally they're fighting to break ties with and declare enemy. And it just so happens to be the one ally with the capability of, and desire to, fight the Islamic conquerors that are keeping Tucker Carlson in luxurious bowties.

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"We have no reason to oppose Iran, at all. Beirut was obviously done by Israeli double agents in Iranian garb. How can you even care about Beirut, though, when the USS Liberty incident is far more recent and important? Seriously, why can't you see that Russia is the pinnacle of Christianity in the world that really knows how to deal with Islam? By letting it in at higher rates than Western Europe?"
-Tucker Carlson

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:04 PM (bZSny)

16 The real holdup is that they need to get Marco Rubio to stand still long enough to be measured for his gaudy Commandante's suit with big lapels and whatnot to really pull the image together and give him the gravitas he needs to rule Cuba.

Posted by: ballistic at March 13, 2026 04:05 PM (5aZAZ)

17 Maybe they should try fixing the oil leaks in all those old clunkers.

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2026 04:05 PM (UjdFS)

18 Merz needs Ethel to whack him upside the head.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 13, 2026 04:05 PM (KAqW5)

19 Presidente Rubio?

Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 04:06 PM (wa/yD)

20 Rut Roh Raggy!

Posted by: Scooby Doo at March 13, 2026 04:06 PM (3uBP9)

21 Cuba should just invest whatever funds they have left in windmills and solar panels.

The peasants will be so excited to know they are helping to save the planet.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 13, 2026 04:06 PM (5yDGQ)

22 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:04 PM (bZSny)
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Eerily realistic.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 13, 2026 04:07 PM (KAqW5)

23 I had (far too much) Marxism crammed down my throat in college, but I apparently missed the part that involved hereditary monarchy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 13, 2026 04:04 PM (IG3/x)
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Because if there's one thing the glorious equality of communism is wildly successful at, it's concentrating vast amounts of wealth into a tiny handful of people in the ruling class, which they use to make sure their kids and grandkids and so forth remain safely away from the masses of people that would kill them given the chance.

Posted by: ballistic at March 13, 2026 04:07 PM (5aZAZ)

24 Oligachy!!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 13, 2026 04:07 PM (skR0U)

25 Raúl Castro's grandson, Raúl Guillermo Rodríguez Castro, aka El Cangrejo or "The Crab,"

What is it with these guys, anyway? The Kims in Korea are on their third generation now as well.

I had (far too much) Marxism crammed down my throat in college, but I apparently missed the part that involved hereditary monarchy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia



Stupid play: continue with communism
Smart play: take the money & run

What will Cuba do? Go long on the stupid play.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 04:07 PM (NcUvK)

26 Boss: hello

Basiji: um, morning boss. Say, I'm not feeling well *cough, cough*, bit of a tickle in my throat. I think I'd better stay at home, under the covers. You know, where the drones...I mean viruses...can't find me.

*cough*

Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 04:09 PM (Riz8t)

27 26 Boss: hello

Basiji: um, morning boss. Say, I'm not feeling well *cough, cough*, bit of a tickle in my throat. I think I'd better stay at home, under the covers. You know, where the drones...I mean viruses...can't find me.

*cough*

Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 04:09 PM (Riz8t)

======

Boss: Are you coming in today?

Basiji: *melted into the crowds days ago and left phone behind*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:10 PM (bZSny)

28 Cuba’s Communist Party immediately throws cold water on any expectations of a democratic opening being part of the discussions. It says the talks “absolutely do not concern internal Cuban affairs, our constitutional order or our socialist political, economic and social model.”

======

That's weird. I was told that democrat socialism included democracy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:01 PM (bZSny)

The way things are going, i doubt the Commies hanging from lamp posts are going to have any say in the matter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 04:10 PM (8zz6B)

29 The deal that should be offered to Cuba: they put Rubio in charge and he makes the place respectable with help from Trump.

My understanding is that Cubans have no interest in being a state or territory, they just want to not be a communist shithole. And that's 100% fine with me. They can still get a few beisbol teams once they have a power grid again.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2026 04:10 PM (t5upi)

30 Drone attacks ...

"Hey, wait, these ain't the NPC downloads we're expecting!"

-- NPC Drones

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 13, 2026 04:10 PM (iFTx/)

31 The real holdup is that they need to get Marco Rubio to stand still long enough to be measured for his gaudy Commandante's suit with big lapels and whatnot to really pull the image together and give him the gravitas he needs to rule Cuba.

The mirrored sunglasses and epaulets really make the outfit.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 04:10 PM (Riz8t)

32 >>>2 Ace has the Rut on his mind?

I never used to do this, but now I am routinely combining one word with the next word I'm about to write. I do this six times a week at least.

Posted by: ace at March 13, 2026 04:11 PM (1wjle)

33 And when they start killing protester -- drones and missiles should help even the odds.

OMG! And he's already stationed US boots on the ground at Gitmo. He's totally betrayed MAGA! -- Expected comments in #two_weeks

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2026 04:11 PM (ExV1e)

34 trump clearly doesn't understand that autocrats need to support each other

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 13, 2026 04:12 PM (CWTWj)

35 Through 3 generations of commies, is it possible that those yearning for freedom will step up and demand America's aid and form of government?

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 13, 2026 04:12 PM (aZm/F)

36 I never used to do this, but now I am routinely combining one word with the next word I'm about to write. I do this six times a week at least.

Posted by: ace


I do it all the time, but usually with numbers.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 04:12 PM (NcUvK)

37
My understanding is that Cubans have no interest in being a state or territory, they just want to not be a communist shithole. And that's 100% fine with me. They can still get a few beisbol teams once they have a power grid again.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2026 04:10 PM (t5upi)
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Hell, sweeten the deal and tell them if they play ball (heh) with Trump and Marco, we'll get the Miami Marlins to move their franchise to Havana.

Posted by: ballistic at March 13, 2026 04:12 PM (5aZAZ)

38 I was told that there would be nood hot Cuban chicks.

I am disappoint.

Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 04:12 PM (77rzZ)

39 My understanding is that Cubans have no interest in being a state or territory, they just want to not be a communist shithole. And that's 100% fine with me. They can still get a few beisbol teams once they have a power grid again.

As with Puerto Rico, I really don't want Cuba to be a state. The advantages of diversity, including other languages and cultures, appear to have been somewhat oversold. And when I say somewhat, I mean completely.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 04:12 PM (Riz8t)

40 >>>2 Ace has the Rut on his mind?


Rut?

Posted by: Scooby Doo at March 13, 2026 04:12 PM (Q+gd/)

41 Not The Ctab. The CRAW!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2026 04:12 PM (Cqx++)

42 I saw someone point out that he could undo it, but he's in partnership with leftwing groups to keep AfD out of power, and if he moved to save German's future, his government would collapse and AfD would (rightfully) take power.

I can't believe that anyone would accuse a German leader of being willing to destroy their country in order to hold on to power.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2026 04:13 PM (ExV1e)

43 I never used to do this, but now I am routinely combining one word with the next word I'm about to write. I do this six times a week at least.

Posted by: ace
......

You're just like Gav.

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2026 04:13 PM (UjdFS)

44 The "Rubio running 8 things at once" memes are some of the best on the internet.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 13, 2026 04:13 PM (aZm/F)

45 33 And when they start killing protester -- drones and missiles should help even the odds.

OMG! And he's already stationed US boots on the ground at Gitmo. He's totally betrayed MAGA! -- Expected comments in #two_weeks

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2026 04:11 PM (ExV1e)

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"Trump doing foreign policy at all is a betrayal of MAGA. When I listened to Joe Rogan, he said that Trump intended to make America a utopia on domestic matters, in ways that made everyone happy and never resist or complain. Since that hasn't happened, him spending one minute of his time even thinking about Cuba is a betrayal of MAGA. We don't even have a secure border. There are no deportations. There is no effort to clean up elections. All because Trump is spending all of his time making war with peace loving countries like Iran. I'm voting for Newsom because he has white kids."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:13 PM (bZSny)

46 44 The "Rubio running 8 things at once" memes are some of the best on the internet.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 13, 2026 04:13 PM (aZm/F)

=====

Since Vance doesn't have a real job, he spends all of his business hours with AI photo apps to make new ones.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:14 PM (bZSny)

47 Iran says that we have to stop attacking them before they will agree to a ceasefire.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 13, 2026 04:15 PM (4NO2D)

48 Let’s say the Islamic take over. Who are the first people that they will put against the wall?

Traitors like Carlson.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 04:15 PM (u82oZ)

49 15 "We have no reason to oppose Iran, at all. Beirut was obviously done by Israeli double agents in Iranian garb. How can you even care about Beirut, though, when the USS Liberty incident is far more recent and important? Seriously, why can't you see that Russia is the pinnacle of Christianity in the world that really knows how to deal with Islam? By letting it in at higher rates than Western Europe?"
-Tucker Carlson
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:04 PM (bZSny)

Ugh, I seriously cannot stand the "Putin is the last hope for White Humanity, and Russia is the Land of The Most Badass Whites on Earth" types.

Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 04:15 PM (wa/yD)

50 I was told that there would be nood hot Cuban chicks.

I am disappoint.
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 04:12 PM (77rzZ)
______________

https://tinyurl.com/4m7rvn7w

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 13, 2026 04:15 PM (iFTx/)

51 >> then Trump, probably on Bibi Netanyahu's orders because,

Hey guys. Any Joos here?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Tucker Owens Kelly at March 13, 2026 04:15 PM (kIFVO)

52 Diaz-Canel took a shitty deal. He could've made something of himself. He could've gone to Miami and married Lucy's daughter, or something.

Instead, he decided to be king of a dirt hill.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2026 04:15 PM (BI5O2)

53 Rubio has to be in the running for most surprising (in a good way) person in Trump's cabinet.

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 13, 2026 04:15 PM (aZm/F)

54 What's the status of the Greenland thing?

Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

55 I saw someone point out that he could undo it, but he's in partnership with leftwing groups to keep AfD out of power, and if he moved to save German's future, his government would collapse and AfD would (rightfully) take power.

I can't believe that anyone would accuse a German leader of being willing to destroy their country in order to hold on to power.

And as we all know, the best way to deal with a boiling pot is to slap a lid on it and screw it down nice and hard.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 04:15 PM (Riz8t)

56 In a few months time, Trump has taken down Venezuela, the mullahs in Iran and Cuba, a problem that America has dealt with since JFK.

What the hell were other presidents doing?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2026 04:15 PM (viF8m)

57 In a few months time, Trump has taken down Venezuela, the mullahs in Iran and Cuba, a problem that America has dealt with since JFK.

What the hell were other presidents doing?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2026 04:15 PM (viF8m)
_______

Banging trailer trash and sucking dick?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 13, 2026 04:16 PM (iFTx/)

58 Six years ago today, I was enjoying an anniversary dinner at a local steakhouse that unfortunately shares its moniker with a certain very evil component of the WEF. Anyway, in the middle of the meal, our worthless Republican governor announced "Lockdown!" Thus, it began...

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2026 04:16 PM (f0sNM)

59 do it all the time, but usually with numbers.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 04:12 PM (NcUvK)

Thank you, rickb227653

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 04:16 PM (00Q4/)

60 toby928(C)

Kill enough of them, and they will surrender.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 04:17 PM (u82oZ)

61 >>> What's the status of the Greenland thing?
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)



Very cold.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2026 04:17 PM (3uBP9)

62 Compare and contrast. Islamic chicks vs Cuban Chicks.

Posted by: Tucker Owens Kelly at March 13, 2026 04:17 PM (kIFVO)

63 Iran says that we have to stop attacking them before they will agree to a ceasefire.

I think there may be some confusion here about who gets to make demands.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 04:17 PM (Riz8t)

64 What is it with these guys, anyway? The Kims in Korea are on their third generation now as well.

I had (far too much) Marxism crammed down my throat in college, but I apparently missed the part that involved hereditary monarchy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 13, 2026 04:04 PM (IG3/x)

How many members of Congress have been replaced by spouses or children? It's human nature.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2026 04:17 PM (ExV1e)

65 The thing with photography, you can make almost any Woman better looking with the proper outfit, makeup, composition, and lighting...

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Or grifting!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 13, 2026 04:17 PM (ndZc7)

66 Had a stray thought...wouldn't it be a hoot if all this foreign stuff Trump's been fixing up was intended to isolate our domestic enemies?

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 13, 2026 04:17 PM (OUMaO)

67 Hemingway had nice things to say about Cuba.

Posted by: Eromero at March 13, 2026 04:17 PM (rR03l)

68
What does Cuba have to negotiate with?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2026 04:18 PM (FveOp)

69 cuba has to turn over to me enough property on the beach to have a casino

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 13, 2026 04:18 PM (jrgJz)

70 https://tinyurl.com/4m7rvn7w
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
.......

The star marks the spot.

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2026 04:18 PM (UjdFS)

71 https://tinyurl.com/4m7rvn7w
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

You, Sir, are a great American. Thank you.

I'm glad I agreed with you about the subway-pushing thing and how you always need to have situational awareness no matter where you are.

Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ)

72 What the hell were other presidents doing?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2026 04:15 PM (viF8m)

Kicking the can down the road, feathering their nests, and impoverishing our future generations with crushing debt.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2026 04:18 PM (dK+Kv)

73 66 Had a stray thought...wouldn't it be a hoot if all this foreign stuff Trump's been fixing up was intended to isolate our domestic enemies?

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 13, 2026 04:17 PM (OUMaO)

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Remember when Ted Kennedy went to the Soviet Union and asked them to help him fight Reagan?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:18 PM (bZSny)

74 New German plan to deal with the AfD:

JUST IN: Up to 400,000 Palestinians could soon be heading to Germany. Merz ordered a secret cabinet prep for their reception, $563/month in benefits + 12 months of housing guaranteed.

Eastern Germany takes the hit.

Posted by: brak at March 13, 2026 04:18 PM (jGJov)

75 What the hell were other presidents doing?

"That depends on the meaning of the word 'doing'" - Bill Clinton

Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2026 04:18 PM (t5upi)

76 then Trump, probably on Bibi Netanyahu's orders because,

Hey guys. Any Joos here?

Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Tucker Owens Kelly at March 13, 2026 04:15 PM (kIFVO)
________

I coached a private Jewish high school in mock trial this week. Does that count?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 13, 2026 04:18 PM (iFTx/)

77 Compare and contrast. Islamic chicks vs Cuban Chicks.

Posted by: Tucker Owens Kelly

Make that Persian chicks and Cuban chicks and we all win.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 13, 2026 04:18 PM (OUMaO)

78 I've been thinking how ironic it'll be when, sometime down the road the US and Iran will face off against the European Caliphate as the Islamist nutters do their thing.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2026 04:19 PM (jtM2q)

79 What does Cuba have to negotiate with?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2026 04:18 PM

Hoors.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 13, 2026 04:19 PM (4NO2D)

80 Past few years I've been repeating words, especially "the". I have hoped it's just some weird autocorrect thing but it happens so often on different systems that I'm sure it's just my broke brain.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2026 04:19 PM (3uBP9)

81 Stupid play: continue with communism
Smart play: take the money & run

What will Cuba do? Go long on the stupid play.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 04:07 PM (NcUvK)

I dunno. I can't help but imagine that the 'discussions' center around how much money they'll be permitted to keep and what country will allow them to relocate (I'm assuming the UK).

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2026 04:19 PM (ExV1e)

82 JUST IN: Up to 400,000 Palestinians could soon be heading to Germany. Merz ordered a secret cabinet prep for their reception, $563/month in benefits + 12 months of housing guaranteed.

Eastern Germany takes the hit.

Eastern Germany is the most conservative part, so of course.

Also, wouldn't removing 400,000 Pallies be a massive gift to Israel, effectively?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2026 04:19 PM (t5upi)

83 I don't get it. My Betters have told me for years and years the future is renewable energy sources! Not oil. Why doesn't Commie China ship a zillion solar cell panels and half-a-zillion windmills to Commie Cuba tomorrow? Installation should be easy-peasy and take no time at all. By Monday, El Jefe could tell El Yanqui Naranja to pound sand. What am I missing?

Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2026 04:20 PM (5rh/l)

84 Can’t wait for Cucker Tarlson to tell us why ending 70 years of communism in Cuba is bad and how only Jews benefit from it.

Posted by: Heroq at March 13, 2026 04:20 PM (Y5yQx)

85 https://tinyurl.com/4m7rvn7w
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

You, Sir, are a great American. Thank you.

I'm glad I agreed with you about the subway-pushing thing and how you always need to have situational awareness no matter where you are.
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 04:18 PM (77rzZ)
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The Blade, he aims to please. He is generous like that.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 13, 2026 04:20 PM (iFTx/)

86 What is it with these guys, anyway? The Kims in Korea are on their third generation now as well.

I had (far too much) Marxism crammed down my throat in college, but I apparently missed the part that involved hereditary monarchy.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 13, 2026 04:04 PM (IG3/x)

Marxists are must Monarchs, without the Divine Right to Rule.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 13, 2026 04:21 PM (mP0Kj)

87 Raúl Guillermo Rodríguez Castro, aka El Cangrejo

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The Kangreroo?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 13, 2026 04:21 PM (ndZc7)

88 The UK is instituting blasphemy laws, getting rid of trial by jury for some crimes (up to two years imprisonment by a magistrate with no automatic right to appeal, you have to ask for permission to appeal) and they're removing hereditary lords from the HoL.

The UK is cooked.

Posted by: 29Victor at March 13, 2026 04:21 PM (0MjtC)

89 Where is tough-guy Tucker right now? Has he volunteered to defend his new homeland or is he cowering in a spider-hole like Saddam?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 13, 2026 04:21 PM (M9gjJ)

90 What does Cuba have to negotiate with?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Cigars.

Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at March 13, 2026 04:21 PM (UjdFS)

91
How many members of Congress have been replaced by spouses or children? It's human nature.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Andre Carson inherited his House seat from his grandma.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2026 04:21 PM (Cqx++)

92 Maybe they can get ghe money from New York, California, or Minnesota they love sending tax money away

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2026 04:21 PM (Ia/+0)

93 Cuba could be an up and running beach/gambling paradise in a couple of years if they wanted to do that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2026 04:21 PM (n5tGW)

94 Also, wouldn't removing 400,000 Pallies be a massive gift to Israel, effectively?
Posted by: Ian S.

Isn't there a desert in Africa looking to be settled

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2026 04:21 PM (/lPRQ)

95 I love the smell of burning Iranians in the morning. Smells like... Victory.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 13, 2026 04:22 PM (wBaIH)

96 Just posted by Andy Ngo

FORT WORTH, Texas — A federal jury in Fort Worth, Texas has convicted all nine members of a North Texas Antifa cell in the first federal Antifa terrorism trial in U.S. history.

This was from ambush July 4 last year in TX

Posted by: HAL9000 at March 13, 2026 04:22 PM (RIvkX)

97 Can’t wait for Cucker Tarlson to tell us why ending 70 years of communism in Cuba is bad and how only Jews benefit from it.
Posted by: Heroq at March 13, 2026 04:20 PM


*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Zombie Hyman Roth at March 13, 2026 04:22 PM (4NO2D)

98 My understanding is that Cubans have no interest in being a state or territory, they just want to not be a communist shithole. And that's 100% fine with me. They can still get a few beisbol teams once they have a power grid again.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2026 04:10 PM (t5upi)

There is going to be a huge pressure by the Cubans who fled since the 1950's to be given back their seized lands and whatever assets to be had, and from corporations suing for nationalized assets and unpaid contracts.
Rubio, well Trump really, is going to have to walk that line. From Venezuela and from what Putin did to stop the looting in the Russian Federation, I suspect it is going to be a game something like "you expats can have it back if you pay for it to the US that puts the money into a state account in Qatar that can only be touched for infrastructure rehabs.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 13, 2026 04:22 PM (rbvCR)

99 /AI sock off

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 04:22 PM (RIvkX)

100 "Wow it's weird how the Latin American left suddenly started losing elections when USAID was killed"

And there's this-

Sachin Jose
@Sachinettiyil
Pro-life, pro-family Catholic politician and father of nine, José Antonio Kast, has been sworn in as the President of Chile after defeating his communist rival in the election.

https://tinyurl.com/mrypfm4r

Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2026 04:22 PM (NpAcC)

101 What does Cuba have to negotiate with?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2026 04:18 PM
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Insanely valuable land? Every hotel developer and casino has been salivating over Cuba for decades. It would be a major vacation destination. Like majorly major.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 13, 2026 04:23 PM (iFTx/)

102 100 "Wow it's weird how the Latin American left suddenly started losing elections when USAID was killed"

And there's this-

Sachin Jose
@Sachinettiyil
Pro-life, pro-family Catholic politician and father of nine, José Antonio Kast, has been sworn in as the President of Chile after defeating his communist rival in the election.

https://tinyurl.com/mrypfm4r

Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2026 04:22 PM (NpAcC)

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The massive crackdown on crime in South America is going to convince a number of legal and illegal immigrants that going home is the right thing to do for them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:23 PM (bZSny)

103 101 What does Cuba have to negotiate with?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2026 04:18 PM
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Insanely valuable land? Every hotel developer and casino has been salivating over Cuba for decades. It would be a major vacation destination. Like majorly major.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 13, 2026 04:23 PM (iFTx/)

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Disney Land Cuba is gonna be great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:24 PM (bZSny)

104 The Blade, he aims to please. He is generous like that.

Has anyone seen The Blade and Zod in the same room together?

Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 04:24 PM (Riz8t)

105 Díaz-Canel also admitted that the country has not received any oil in three months and is almost out of reserves.
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Ah, the country's leadership is finally suffering. Can't have that!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 13, 2026 04:24 PM (Dv3i1)

106 Cuba could be an up and running beach/gambling paradise in a couple of years if they wanted to do that.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2026 04:21 PM (n5tGW)

Real industry will take a little longer.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 04:24 PM (8zz6B)

107 Why doesn't Cuba look for a deal with Newscum and Califzuela for money?

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 04:24 PM (My0zW)

108 Still not tired of winning.

And. You know what? We are winning. The progtards are having more and more difficulty justifying their positions even to their own followers. Some of the retards here at work were saying how vulnerable the US is right now. Especially with DHS not being funded.

I didn’t say a word.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 13, 2026 04:25 PM (A5RD0)

109 Had a stray thought...wouldn't it be a hoot if all this foreign stuff Trump's been fixing up was intended to isolate our domestic enemies?

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 13, 2026 04:17 PM (OUMaO)

That's exactly what he's doing. He's been peeling back layers of the leftard onion instead of coming at them directly. All their friends and funding sources. Who just happen to be our enemies.

Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 04:25 PM (vE0+H)

110 I Ran said the U.S. would have to stop the attacks and then they'll discuss a ceasefire. Hmmm NO. The boom boom is the Persian 4th of July. Enjoy the fireworks y'all.

Posted by: Think of England at March 13, 2026 04:25 PM (ehY6c)

111 What does Cuba have to negotiate with?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2026 04:18 PM
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Insanely valuable land? Every hotel developer and casino has been salivating over Cuba for decades. It would be a major vacation destination. Like majorly major.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 13, 2026 04:23 PM (iFTx/)

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Disney Land Cuba is gonna be great.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:24 PM (bZSny)
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Odds that Disney already has development and construction plans? 99%. If Cuba does open itself up, you're gonna see massive resorts go up overnight.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 13, 2026 04:26 PM (iFTx/)

112 Disney Land Cuba is gonna be great.

I'm really looking forward to the Bay of Pigs animatronics exhibition.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 04:26 PM (Riz8t)

113 >What does Cuba have to negotiate with?

Have you ever seen a Cuban girl dance?

Posted by: Sir Mix A Lot at March 13, 2026 04:26 PM (Q+gd/)

114 110 I Ran said the U.S. would have to stop the attacks and then they'll discuss a ceasefire. Hmmm NO. The boom boom is the Persian 4th of July. Enjoy the fireworks y'all.

Posted by: Think of England at March 13, 2026 04:25 PM (ehY6c)

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Their ability to terrorize the Strait of Hormuz (it's limited terrorizing, to be honest, a solid chunk of it happening hundreds of miles away in the Persian Gulf) is becoming less important every day.

As UAE and Oman crank up their existing pipelines to deal with increased traffic. The UAE pipeline has gone from 800,000 barrels a day to 7,000,000.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:27 PM (bZSny)

115 Odds of getting struck by lightning? 1 in 1.6 million each year. You are 25x more likely to get struck by lighting than pushed in the NYC subway.


With that many people being struck by lightning in the NYC subway one would think it would be a bigger story.

Regardless... stay out of the NYC subway.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 13, 2026 04:27 PM (/lPRQ)

116 Wonder if the destruction of Iran will help us rid the USA of mosques? We better get to it and right soon.

Posted by: Think of England at March 13, 2026 04:27 PM (ehY6c)

117 111 Odds that Disney already has development and construction plans? 99%. If Cuba does open itself up, you're gonna see massive resorts go up overnight.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 13, 2026 04:26 PM (iFTx/)

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Universal is building a park in England.

They're building the infrastructure now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:27 PM (bZSny)

118 There is going to be a huge pressure by the Cubans who fled since the 1950's to be given back their seized lands and whatever assets to be had, and from corporations suing for nationalized assets and unpaid contracts.

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If I'm Rubio, I'm saying "ALL REQUESTS DENIED."

He'd have enough on his plate without being a probate judge arbitrating the partially completed last will and testament of a late and unloved regime.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2026 04:27 PM (BI5O2)

119 12 I had (far too much) Marxism crammed down my throat in college, but I apparently missed the part that involved hereditary monarchy.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 13, 2026 04:04 PM (IG3/x)

That was just the scam patter of a confidence scheme. If a scruffy guy came up to you in a grocery store parking lot and started on a tale rhythmically told, you would probably know better than to listen and analyze the specific fallacies, and he'd probably only be looking to scam you out of the folding bills in your wallet.

They come at you standing at the front of a college classroom and you'll hear them out, even though it's a whole-of society grift to steal the whole country's entire accumulated wealth, and enslave the entire populace on top of it. And it all goes to whichever grifter clique is able to get and keep control of the apparatus of the State.

Listening to the scam patter is for suckers, once you've identified that's what it is.

Posted by: SciVo at March 13, 2026 04:27 PM (Sy6m/)

120 Pro-life, pro-family Catholic politician and father of nine, José Antonio Kast, has been sworn in as the President of Chile after defeating his communist rival in the election.

https://tinyurl.com/mrypfm4r
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2026 04:22 PM (NpAcC)

You want to know how to permanently defeat your Commie rival?

Posted by: zombie Augusto Pinochet at March 13, 2026 04:28 PM (8zz6B)

121 The Blade, he aims to please. He is generous like that.

Has anyone seen The Blade and Zod in the same room together?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 04:24 PM (Riz8t)
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Zod is always asking guys to kneel before him, and that's really gay, so The Blade avoids him.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 13, 2026 04:28 PM (iFTx/)

122 120 Pro-life, pro-family Catholic politician and father of nine, José Antonio Kast, has been sworn in as the President of Chile after defeating his communist rival in the election.

https://tinyurl.com/mrypfm4r
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2026 04:22 PM (NpAcC)

You want to know how to permanently defeat your Commie rival?

Posted by: zombie Augusto Pinochet at March 13, 2026 04:28 PM (8zz6B)

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I saw Kast described as further to the right than Pinochet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:28 PM (bZSny)

123 Universal is building a park in England.

They're building the infrastructure now.

The first ride will be Kaaba Land. Well, more of a walk, really. A circular walk.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 04:29 PM (Riz8t)

124 121 Zod is always asking guys to kneel before him, and that's really gay, so The Blade avoids him.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 13, 2026 04:28 PM (iFTx/)

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That's just what someone with multiple personality disorder would say...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:29 PM (bZSny)

125 Cuba is now out of oil and would like to speak with America's manager.

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US District Clown Judge Bozoberg?

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 04:29 PM (My0zW)

126 I Ran said the U.S. would have to stop the attacks and then they'll discuss a ceasefire. Hmmm NO. The boom boom is the Persian 4th of July. Enjoy the fireworks y'all.

Posted by: Think of England at March 13, 2026 04:25 PM (ehY6c)

That's not the unconditional surrender we are looking for.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2026 04:29 PM (dK+Kv)

127 What does Cuba have to negotiate with?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Cigars.
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at March 13, 2026 04:21 PM
*******
And old cars.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2026 04:29 PM (NpAcC)

128 OT-Just finished with a memorial service. a committall service at the Cemetery and a luncheon. It was a long day and we will all miss our dear retired organist , At the luncheon , I was sitting with two people I didn't know. Unfortunately, one person was suggesting to another man that Donald Trump is evil and the anti Christ, in part because he blew up a girls school in Iran Uggh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2026 04:29 PM (fQqaC)

129 Just think how crazy it is now that El Salvador is now a vacation hotspot after they elected a right leader and cut down the crime. Cuba would be even more so.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2026 04:29 PM (n5tGW)

130 Disney Land Cuba is gonna be great.

I'm really looking forward to the Bay of Pigs animatronics exhibition.
Posted by: Archimedes
......

I can't wait to ride the Havana to Disneyland monorail.

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2026 04:29 PM (UjdFS)

131 In a few months time, Trump has taken down Venezuela, the mullahs in Iran and Cuba, a problem that America has dealt with since JFK.

What the hell were other presidents doing?
Posted by: JackStraw

==

Offshoot of that, why had I never heard of USAID until DOGE? Surely one Republican would have seen how much money was going through that and had questions.

I remember reading articles about the rampant fraud with Social Security and 100+ year old people getting checks, but nobody ever looked under the hood.

Posted by: Leupold at March 13, 2026 04:29 PM (eIzlH)

132 54 What's the status of the Greenland thing?

Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)


This is funny - I read an an article saying the Brits can't send the carrier HMS Prince of Wales to help protect British interests in the Middle East, because she may be needed to help protect Greenland from China and Russia! Hilarious! Six months ago all the Euroweenies said there was no threat to tghe territorial safety to Greenland except from Trump! Ha!

I think the Brits are too embarrassed to admit that they can't afford to hurry the readiness of the Prince of Wales to get it to the Med anytime soon. So they claim its may be needed sometime soon in the North Atlantic. Meanwhile, Macron has sent or is soon sending France's aircraft carrier and a bunch more naval ships to help protect Cyprus! The Royal Navy is now below joke status. Sad, but that's what a Leftist government gets you.

Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2026 04:30 PM (5rh/l)

133 123 The first ride will be Kaaba Land. Well, more of a walk, really. A circular walk.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 04:29 PM (Riz8t)

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The rumored lands (nothing official has been released) are to include Paddington, James Bond, and The Lord of the Rings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:30 PM (bZSny)

134 Peter Falk, El Presidente!

https://tinyurl.com/2p9re3ud

Posted by: The Twilight Zone at March 13, 2026 04:30 PM (Ksqrb)

135 Zod is always asking guys to kneel before him, and that's really gay, so The Blade avoids him.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 13, 2026 04:28 PM (iFTx/)

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That's just what someone with multiple personality disorder would say...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:29 PM (bZSny)
_____________

Please ....

Posted by: Zod Elric The Blade at March 13, 2026 04:31 PM (iFTx/)

136 Offshoot of that, why had I never heard of USAID until DOGE? Surely one Republican would have seen how much money was going through that and had questions.

I remember reading articles about the rampant fraud with Social Security and 100+ year old people getting checks, but nobody ever looked under the hood.

Posted by: Leupold at March 13, 2026 04:29 PM (eIzlH)

My question is, since the Government has been working off of continuing resolutions for a couple of decades.... how was this created, and how did it grow so large?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 13, 2026 04:31 PM (mP0Kj)

137 What is it with these guys, anyway? The Kims in Korea are on their third generation now as well.
---------------------------------

The Dingell family has held the same House seat in Michigan for over 80 years.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2026 04:31 PM (f0sNM)

138 At the luncheon , I was sitting with two people I didn't know. Unfortunately, one person was suggesting to another man that Donald Trump is evil and the anti Christ, in part because he blew up a girls school in Iran Uggh.

To which the correct response is "If you can't even shut up about your politics during a funeral, you're the one who worries me."

Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 04:31 PM (Riz8t)

139 Iran says that we have to stop attacking them before they will agree to a ceasefire.

I think there may be some confusion here about who gets to make demands.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 04:17 PM (Riz8t)

The Iranians have the upper hand here. They know that eventually the U.S. and Israel will get tired of pounding the living shit out of them and give them anything they want.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2026 04:31 PM (8DR9B)

140 Cigars.
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at March 13, 2026 04:21 PM
*******
And old cars.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2026 04:29 PM

The Chevy of Theseus, as it were.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 13, 2026 04:32 PM (4NO2D)

141 139
The Iranians have the upper hand here. They know that eventually the U.S. and Israel will get tired of pounding the living shit out of them and give them anything they want.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2026 04:31 PM (8DR9B)

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Late 2000s GOP campaign consultants found new work, huh?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:32 PM (bZSny)

142 Trump Inc. should corner the Cuban casino business and beach resorts. Fabulous.

Posted by: Midnight hour more more more at March 13, 2026 04:32 PM (ehY6c)

143 The first ride will be Kaaba Land. Well, more of a walk, really. A circular walk.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 04:29 PM (Riz8t)

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The rumored lands (nothing official has been released) are to include Paddington, James Bond, and The Lord of the Rings.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:30 PM (bZSny)
______

"What about Ukrainian Rentboy Assfuck Orgy"?

-- Keir Starmer

Posted by: Zod Elric The Blade at March 13, 2026 04:32 PM (iFTx/)

144 Have you ever seen a Cuban girl dance?

Posted by: Sir Mix A Lot at March 13, 2026 04:26 PM (Q+gd/)

https://youtu.be/qfO_OfmGOl0?t=45

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2026 04:32 PM (ExV1e)

145 So, we get our Cuba stuff back, rite?

Posted by: Mafia Miklos at March 13, 2026 04:32 PM (Al4HM)

146 Typical of islamists, always want to continue talking when they are at a disadvantage. Fuck that.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2026 04:33 PM (n5tGW)

147 Have you ever seen a Cuban girl dance?

But that was 30 years ago, when they used to have a show.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 13, 2026 04:34 PM (4NO2D)

148 What does Cuba have to negotiate with?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Cigars.
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at March 13, 2026 04:21 PM

I'd like to try one of them red-headed Yolandas.

Posted by: Sen. Geary at March 13, 2026 04:34 PM (8DR9B)

149 Maybe the major cigar makers will come back and Make Cuban Cigars Great Again.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 13, 2026 04:34 PM (CwhoI)

150 Andre Carson inherited his House seat from his grandma.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

That horrible Dingle woman from Michigan. I think she might actually be retarded, so I don't call her retarded. That would be mean.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 13, 2026 04:34 PM (cxFcK)

151 To which the correct response is "If you can't even shut up about your politics during a funeral, you're the one who worries me."
Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 04:31 PM (Riz8t)

Or, "Look on the bright side. At least he spared them the the agony of having their clits sawn off."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 04:35 PM (8zz6B)

152 Cuba claims it will definitely not be making any concessions about letting the people actually vote for their leaders.

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Sounds just like our own Democrat-Communist Party here.

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 04:35 PM (My0zW)

153 137 What is it with these guys, anyway? The Kims in Korea are on their third generation now as well.
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The Dingell family has held the same House seat in Michigan for over 80 years.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 13, 2026 04:31 PM (f0sNM)


No Kings! Except Commie-Leftist Kings and hereditary political bozos, that is.

Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2026 04:35 PM (5rh/l)

154 I think the Brits are too embarrassed to admit that they can't afford to hurry the readiness of the Prince of Wales to get it to the Med anytime soon.
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Can't hurry with so many sailors having to stop and pray 5 times a day to their pagan bloodthirsty god.

(j/k - my guess is only tiny fraction of sailors that are followers of mohammedan)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 13, 2026 04:35 PM (Dv3i1)

155 Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 04:31 PM (Riz8t)

It was at the luncheon following the funeral, but still....

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2026 04:35 PM (fQqaC)

156 Just think how crazy it is now that El Salvador is now a vacation hotspot after they elected a right leader and cut down the crime. Cuba would be even more so.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
.......

I went to El Salvador in the late 80's when it was wild as f*ck. It was a fun trip. Riding in the back of a pickup taxi with army men, sound of gunshots lulling me to sleep in my hotel room, pierced through shoulder by a needle fish, and all the drugs you could imagine over the counter at the 'farmacia'.

Posted by: wth at March 13, 2026 04:36 PM (UjdFS)

157 Iran has us over a barrel like Japan did back in 1945

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2026 04:36 PM (YwEeS)

158 Unfortunately, one person was suggesting to another man that Donald Trump is evil and the anti Christ, in part because he blew up a girls school in Iran Uggh.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2026 04:29 PM (fQqaC)

The only way to start fixing stupid is to remove all the existing media outlets (legally and peacefully, of course). Only then can the truth start to be heard.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2026 04:36 PM (ExV1e)

159 It's not as if the blacks or Jews or Indians got their property back, though they were variously promised some of it. It's just not the way restitution works. If the debtor is dead or in prison, you aren't going to recoup the financial loss. Just take the kick in the teeth and get on with it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2026 04:36 PM (BI5O2)

160 I can't wait to ride the Havana to Disneyland monorail.
Posted by: wth

The Disney Cuber Meal Plan leaves a LOT to desire.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 13, 2026 04:36 PM (cxFcK)

161 Oh man that baji with the flashlight "What's that?"

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 13, 2026 04:37 PM (n5tGW)

162 So the commies in Cuba are going to learn what it's like to give back stolen land.

Oh this will be good. (Munches fist fulls of popcorn)

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 13, 2026 04:37 PM (wBaIH)

163 "fight the Islamic conquerors that are keeping Tucker Carlson in luxurious bowties."

Fight the Islamic conquerors?

Who do you think advocates for immigration and resettlement into America and Europe of all these Muslim refugees created by wars on behalf of Greater Israel?

Bomb them over there then bring them over here.

https: //jewishcenterforjustice.org/project/immigration/

https: //www.msn.com/en-us/ news/us/1-100-rabbis-sign-onto-letter- supporting-immigrant-rights-do-not-oppress-the-stranger/ ar-AA1Yqwz4

https://www.jstor.org/stable/27503587

"Jewish Involvement in Shaping American Immigration Policy, 1881-1965: A Historical Review"

But hey, if crazy Trump can open up the Straight of Hormuz, at least he won't destroy the world economy while giving Israel another scalp of its neighbors. It'd be cool to not have to live in a completely wrecked economy for the sake of Israel.

Posted by: Israel Is Always Right at March 13, 2026 04:37 PM (Xkc2j)

164 There is no evidence the Supine Leader released anything besides pus, and Axios knows this. There are confirmed reports that he is in a coma.
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To be fair, that's how things worked here, 2021-2025.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 13, 2026 04:37 PM (AlhUl)

165 Hey, those LOOKER guns were nothing to sneeze at.

Posted by: Pooklord at March 13, 2026 04:38 PM (asU3w)

166 Cuba was basically a St. Bart's level destination for wealthy vacationers before communism came and fucked all that up.

Posted by: ballistic at March 13, 2026 04:38 PM (5aZAZ)

167 Greater Israel

Heh.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 13, 2026 04:38 PM (4NO2D)

168 So, with all this going on with Cuba and Venezuela, have we heard anything from the foreign policy geniuses, Sean Penn and Michael Moore?

Okay, if I'm to be honest, I have to admit that it makes my heart sing to know that those to azzholes have to be just hating what Trump is doing with Venezuela and Cuba.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 13, 2026 04:39 PM (0Htd1)

169 MERZ sells citizens for stupid❗️

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"Are they mostly black?"

/Gov. Gruesom Newscum 2028 -- Make Stupidity Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 04:39 PM (My0zW)

170 Cuba was basically a St. Bart's level destination for wealthy vacationers before communism came and fucked all that up.

But Hyman Roth had big plans for it if he could just squeeze the Corleone family out of the picture.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 13, 2026 04:40 PM (8DR9B)

171 The Cuban girl I dated threw a ceramic vase at me.

Long story. But she missed.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2026 04:40 PM (i7wqn)

172 Wow it's weird how the Latin American left suddenly started losing elections when USAID was killed

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Future Color Revolutions hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 04:40 PM (My0zW)

173

The U.S. Marine Corps is sending more than 2,000 men currently stationed in Japan to the Middle East as the joint U.S.-Israeli Operation Epic Fury continues to intensify.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2026 04:41 PM (Cqx++)

174 The Cuban girl I dated threw a ceramic vase at me.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2026 04:40 PM

Latin foreplay.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 13, 2026 04:41 PM (4NO2D)

175 My question is, since the Government has been working off of continuing resolutions for a couple of decades.... how was this created, and how did it grow so large?
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 13, 2026 04:31 PM (mP0Kj)

The basic concept started under Eisenhower. In 1961, the "Foreign Assistance Act" was signed my Kennedy. He directed the SoS to create an agency for international development, which later became USAID.

In 1998, Congress established USAID as a functionally independent executive agency with the Foreign Affairs Reform and Restructuring Act, which gave the president 60 days to abolish or reorganize USAID.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2026 04:41 PM (ExV1e)

176 It's been a while since Ashendon cited the Muzzie boasting his work in Britain is done. But then, I've been following him for a while now.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 13, 2026 04:41 PM (AlhUl)

177 Could Trudeau qualify for Cuban leadership?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 13, 2026 04:41 PM (cxFcK)

178 Cuba was basically a St. Bart's level destination for wealthy vacationers before communism came and fucked all that up.



When a Sands hotel really was on the sand.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 04:42 PM (NcUvK)

179 If I was the US, I'd solicit a "retirement fund" from all the developers who stand to profit from a free Cuba, and tell the Cuban commies "plomo o plata".

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 13, 2026 04:42 PM (CwhoI)

180 2000 marines headed to middle east from Japan; Karq Island might be on the menu.

Posted by: Midnight hour more more more at March 13, 2026 04:42 PM (ehY6c)

181 101 What does Cuba have to negotiate with?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2026 04:18 PM
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Insanely valuable land? Every hotel developer and casino has been salivating over Cuba for decades. It would be a major vacation destination. Like majorly major.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 13, 2026 04:23 PM (iFTx/)


Yeah. I'll bet a lot of quatloos the owners of resorts conglomerates with properties in Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands, the Bahamas, and in every tiny independent island nation in the Caribbean, are looking for ways to bribe Trump into leaving Cuba a Commie shithole.

Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2026 04:43 PM (5rh/l)

182 >> Latin foreplay.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 13, 2026 04:41 PM (4NO2D)

After she missed, I told her that was hot. That really pissed her off and she started reaching for other things to throw.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2026 04:43 PM (i7wqn)

183 Could Trudeau qualify for Cuban leadership?
Posted by: Blutarski



Cuba is already destroyed. Why hurt them more?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 04:43 PM (NcUvK)

184 Could Trudeau qualify for Cuban leadership?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 13, 2026 04:41 PM (cxFcK)


He'll have to fight me for it.

Posted by: Prince Harry, Royalty sans Portfolio at March 13, 2026 04:43 PM (8DR9B)

185 47 years of attacks deserves a lot of payback

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2026 04:43 PM (Ia/+0)

186 So the commies in Cuba are going to learn what it's like to give back stolen land.

Oh this will be good. (Munches fist fulls of popcorn)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov

There's even a Law

The Helms-Burton Law

Posted by: Miklos channeling the spirit of Jesse Helms at March 13, 2026 04:43 PM (Al4HM)

187 Could Trudeau qualify for Cuban leadership?
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 13, 2026 04:41 PM (cxFcK)

I think he's too chickenshit to risk fighting it out with all the other heirs apparent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 04:43 PM (8zz6B)

188 Trump 2.0 has been glorious

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 13, 2026 04:44 PM (xT8gx)

189 If I was the US, I'd solicit a "retirement fund" from all the developers who stand to profit from a free Cuba, and tell the Cuban commies "plomo o plata".
Posted by: Citizen Cake



Sucka de culo.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 04:44 PM (NcUvK)

190 There is no evidence the Supine Leader released anything besides pus, and Axios knows this. There are confirmed reports that he is in a coma. (And is "likely disfigured," added Pete Hegseth.)

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Weekend At Burny's.

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 04:44 PM (My0zW)

191 >>>After she missed, I told her that was hot. That really pissed her off and she started reaching for other things to throw.

If this story doesn't end with soggy sheets and friction burns, I shall be very disappointed.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 13, 2026 04:45 PM (CwhoI)

192 she missed
_-_
Not a keeper...now if she didn't miss...'nuther matter altogether

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 04:45 PM (vd6bO)

193 >> If this story doesn't end with soggy sheets and friction burns, I shall be very disappointed.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 13, 2026 04:45 PM (CwhoI)

There’s a balcony and a tub involved. But we’ll leave it there.

Before Jesus took me back, I lived a rotten life.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2026 04:46 PM (i7wqn)

194 The Cuban girl I dated threw a ceramic vase at me.

Posted by: Marcus T

Fawn de Liebowitz-Gonzalez?

Posted by: Miklos guesses again at March 13, 2026 04:46 PM (Al4HM)

195 There are confirmed reports that he is in a coma. (And is "likely disfigured," added Pete Hegseth.)

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Weekend At Burny's.
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 04:44 PM (My0zW)

Coma, coma, coma, khameineon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 04:46 PM (8zz6B)

196 Ohferpetessakes. The whole war is pragmatic. It's pragmatic for Israel, and for the US. When it comes to Iran, about three-quarters of that Venn Diagram is overlap.

Both countries have a vested interest in the destruction of Iran.

I can understand an argument against our alliance with Israel, but I'm checking out when I hear that Israel dictates American foreign policy in the Middle East. That assertion is clearly nonsense, and it has been for nearly 80 years.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2026 04:47 PM (BI5O2)

197 re my 181: I left out that I'll bet more quatloos that the politicians and gangsters in Puerto Rico and the US Virgin Islands, the Bahamas, and in every tiny independent island nation in the Caribbean, are also looking for ways to bribe Trump into leaving Cuba a Commie shithole.

Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2026 04:47 PM (5rh/l)

198 Interesting that this is the firs time in modern Israel history, they are fighting allied with someone, through all the other wars they had to fight, they were fighting by themselves. I mean actual coordination, not equipment, like the US and the UK were allied in WWII.

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 04:47 PM (GD0B3)

199 The mooslems invaded over decades in a slow roll to the Caliphate and Ummah. Some admit it, like the guy above. They don't hide it. They are using democracy, legal protections, etc to batten down any islamophobia.

I kept this quote from somewhere:

A famous "moderate", Dr Zaki Badawi, the Egyptian director of the Muslim College in Ealing, has written: "Islam endeavours to expand in Britain . . . It hopes that one day the whole of mankind will be one Muslim community, the Umma."

In 1999, the Vatican hosted a conference of Muslim and Christian leaders, attended by the Titular Archbishop of Smyrna. He reports that a Muslim participant was disarmingly frank about the purpose of Islamic settlers in pluralistic Western societies. Addressing the Christian delegates from Europe, he allegedly said: "Because of our religion, we will invade you; because of your democracy, we will destroy you."

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 13, 2026 04:49 PM (WONhk)

200 runner, Israel was allied with Britain and France against Nasser in 1956. "Suez Crisis".
For various reasons, Dulles and Eisenhower pulled the rug out and left the Britain/ France/ Israel alliance hanging.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 13, 2026 04:49 PM (gKWVE)

201 Yeah if Cuba opens up, you are going to see entire Caribbean economies go underwater.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2026 04:49 PM (i7wqn)

202
There is no proof the "leader" issued a statement -- a written statement was read by someone else by a regime propagandist.



Written on a cardboard box pulled from the recycle bin.

Posted by: Batman at March 13, 2026 04:50 PM (y9nCu)

203 I ran across another stupid idea the FNM is trying to promote called..."hotwifing"

So...first though is it some "look nice for your husband" trend cause that does not sound like the FNM...

No...you know what it is? Its watching your wife have sex with another man. But oh its not cuckolding because its empowering! Or some similar shit.

Why does the FNM keep trying to argue that cheating on your spouse is a good thing.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2026 04:50 PM (sKqQm)

204 ROFL .... Hilarious

I'm watching 'Terrifier 3' right now. Art the clown just took some guys Santa suit. The man is tied up begging for his life saying "I have a name, I have a name."

"My name is Charles Johnson."

And I burst out laughing right there. Back to the movie. Things don't look good for Chuck.

Posted by: Stateless at March 13, 2026 04:50 PM (Sco7b)

205 Nostra Aetate was one of the worst things to come out of the Second Vatican. It completely and thoroughly misjudges islam, and what their stated goal is.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2026 04:51 PM (i7wqn)

206 Israel was allied with Britain and France against Nasser in 1956. "Suez Crisis".
For various reasons, Dulles and Eisenhower pulled the rug out and left the Britain/ France/ Israel alliance hanging.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 13, 2026 04:49 PM (gKWVE)


I think Israel did the heavy lifting, and the French the UK instigated from the sides.

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 04:52 PM (GD0B3)

207
Oops.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 13, 2026 04:52 PM (y9nCu)

208 Cuban story:

In the mid-70s, while on Spring Break in Daytona Beach, I and some buds were in the bar on the top floor of the Holiday Inn enjoying some brews and waiting for the live music to begin.

Soon enough, the band with this very attractive chick as lead singer took the stage. Good Latin music. It was only later that I learned that the band was what would soon become known as the Miami Sound Machine.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 13, 2026 04:52 PM (Y1sOo)

209 It's illegal for Russia to sell oil to Cuba.

Subscribe to my newsletter for more free trade, capitalist takes.

Posted by: Retarded Jew Mouthpiece at March 13, 2026 04:52 PM (P4kpN)

210 Why does the FNM keep trying to argue that cheating on your spouse is a good thing.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2026 04:50 PM (sKqQm)

Because they are all fucking each others and, in some instances, their children.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2026 04:52 PM (dK+Kv)

211 There's only one, ONE, actual ally they're fighting to break ties with and declare enemy. And it just so happens to be the one ally with the capability of, and desire to, fight the Islamic conquerors that are keeping Tucker Carlson in luxurious bowties.

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Fuentes, Qatarlson, Candy-O, Me-Again, Bannon, et. al. were never MAGA or America First; they saw Trump as an easily-manipulable idiot -- and they chose poorly.

They're all GloboHomo WEF Deep State PsyOps Operative acolytes of Satanic madman ("Putin's Brain") Alexander Dugin and his dark vision for a "multi-polar" world controlled by China, Russia, and Islam (Iran in particular) instead of a "uni-polar" world controlled by the USA.

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 04:52 PM (My0zW)

212 186 So I looked hot the Helms Burton Act that was passed by Clinton while he was focused on which tween to mouth rape that afternoon.

Ooo is that truffle oil on the popcorn? Yum!

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 13, 2026 04:52 PM (wBaIH)

213 166 Cuba was basically a St. Bart's level destination for wealthy vacationers before communism came and fucked all that up.
Posted by: ballistic

You mean: "as a result, communism came and fucked all that up".
Next time, let's leave the Lanskys and Lucianos in New York.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 13, 2026 04:52 PM (gKWVE)

214 So hotwifing is like hotswapping a camera battery, but with shlongs?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2026 04:52 PM (BI5O2)

215 Coma, coma, coma, khameineon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 04:46 PM (8zz6B)

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* snort *

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 04:53 PM (My0zW)

216 Bailen como juana la cubana,!!
El ritmo que se siente como
Jugo de manzana, Bailen como
Juana la cubana, un paso padelante

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 13, 2026 04:53 PM (S+j2h)

217 Its watching your wife have sex with another man. But oh its not cuckolding because its empowering! Or some similar shit.

Why does the FNM keep trying to argue that cheating on your spouse is a good thing.

Because all the Democrats do it?

Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2026 04:53 PM (Fp5al)

218 American foreign policy in the Middle East.
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See now that's where I keep losing the plot. I am hearing that "Zionists" control our foreign policy, not Israel per se...but I am not quite getting what a "Zionist" is in that context. They say there are Christian Zionists, Jewish Zionists, and atheist Zionists, and they consider Israelis, Jews, and Christians expendable. Any of that make sense to anybody here? Just trying to understand the factions in this whole affair.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 04:54 PM (vd6bO)

219 205 Nostra Aetate was one of the worst things to come out of the Second Vatican. It completely and thoroughly misjudges islam, and what their stated goal is.

13 centuries of wisdom learned from hard lessons with dealing with the fanatic followers of the pagan god of islam flushed down the memory hole.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 13, 2026 04:54 PM (Dv3i1)

220 Too bad Desi Arnaz isn’t around to see Cuba be rid of the Castro thugs. Babaloo!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 13, 2026 04:55 PM (xT8gx)

221 Posted by: Stateless at March 13, 2026 04:50 PM (Sco7b)

You'd think the clown would offer CJ professional courtesy.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 13, 2026 04:55 PM (gKWVE)

222 You'd think the clown would offer CJ professional courtesy.

CJ can show the clown how to ride a seatless bicycle.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2026 04:56 PM (Fp5al)

223 >>13 centuries of wisdom learned from hard lessons with dealing with the fanatic followers of the pagan god of islam flushed down the memory hole.

Yeah but we’re pretty sure they’re monotheists or something.

It’s not even argument. It’s complete fallacy.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2026 04:56 PM (i7wqn)

224 Any of that make sense to anybody here? Just trying to understand the factions in this whole affair.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 04:54 PM (vd6bO)

Well, you relly can't expect the StormFronters to make any sense, what with them all being faggots.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 04:56 PM (8zz6B)

225
Too bad Desi Arnaz isn’t around to see Cuba be rid of the Castro thugs. Babaloo!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Don't count your chickens before they cluck.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2026 04:57 PM (Cqx++)

226 According to Dems and never Trumpers, DJT is an uncouth, reckless, ignoramus…. Yet he continues to run circles around the foreign policy establishment “intellectuals”

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 13, 2026 04:57 PM (xT8gx)

227 Why does the FNM keep trying to argue that cheating on your spouse is a good thing.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2026 04:50 PM (sKqQm)

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All cults' first order of business is to eliminate all other authority figures -- and that begins with parents and the nuclear family.

It's no coincidence that 80% of black children and 50% of white children now are born to unmarried mothers -- encouraging both parties to become dependent upon the Federal Big Brother Tit.

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 04:57 PM (My0zW)

228 I've never understood getting married and also banging everything not nailed down. Just don't get married.

Posted by: NCKate at March 13, 2026 04:57 PM (uQzkA)

229 223 >>13 centuries of wisdom learned from hard lessons with dealing with the fanatic followers of the pagan god of islam flushed down the memory hole.

But Kumbaya


Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 13, 2026 04:57 PM (DgMqy)

230 If I was an Iranian Mall cop I'd be taking a few weeks off.

Posted by: DaveA at March 13, 2026 04:58 PM (FhXTo)

231 I've been to Cuba - meh. Well, actually Guantanamo, So wasn't that great, really. Mostly the place was crawling with banana rats...

Posted by: Boswell at March 13, 2026 04:58 PM (j10i6)

232 So hotwifing is like hotswapping a camera battery, but with shlongs?

Yep. Except it isn't swapping, that's misogynist...its just the David French thing where you watch other men have sex with your wife and then wash their feet and other parts.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2026 04:58 PM (sKqQm)

233 A dissent from 9th circuit case yesterday. Apologies if already posted.

"You may think that swinging dicks shouldn't appear in a judicial opinion. You're not wrong. But as much as you might understandably be shocked and displeased to merely encounter that phrase in this opinion, I hope we all can agree that it is far more jarring for the unsuspecting and exposed women at Olympus Spa— some as young as thirteen—to be visually assaulted by the real thing."

https://tinyurl.com/y7hs9wj9

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 13, 2026 04:58 PM (XvL8K)

234 Too bad Desi Arnaz isn’t around to see Cuba be rid of the Castro thugs. Babaloo!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt

Don't count your chickens before they cluck.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 13, 2026 04:57 PM (Cqx++)

You’re right. It’s not a fait accompli… but it’s at least within the realm of possibility

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 13, 2026 04:58 PM (xT8gx)

235 >> I've never understood getting married and also banging everything not nailed down. Just don't get married.

Even during the wicked parts of my life I never did that. I never understood it, other than the actions of an insecure, weak and selfish person.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2026 04:59 PM (i7wqn)

236 No the Brits and French sent considerable forces in the Suez operation. One of Eisenhower's big flubs imo along with Cuba.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2026 04:59 PM (YwEeS)

237 No...you know what it is? Its watching your wife have sex with another man. But oh its not cuckolding because its empowering! Or some similar shit.

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"BullRiding was HotWifing before it was cool."

/obligatory David French

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 05:00 PM (My0zW)

238 For people wondering when the next Iranian uprising will take place, their New Year starts on the Vernal Equinox. That's when they take to the streets. The Regime knows it.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:00 PM (ZOv7s)

239 All cults' first order of business is to eliminate all other authority figures -- and that begins with parents and the nuclear family.

It's no coincidence that 80% of black children and 50% of white children now are born to unmarried mothers -- encouraging both parties to become dependent upon the Federal Big Brother Tit.
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 04:57 PM (My0zW)

Part of the Soviet plan to undermine and degrade America was to deliberately undermine and degrade the family. They have been succeeding phenomenally in that regard, even from beyond the grave of history.

Posted by: Ain't no coincidence at March 13, 2026 05:00 PM (TbWk/)

240 Do you think David French hides in the closet while the bull is with his wife or is he out in a cuck chair?

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2026 05:01 PM (YwEeS)

241 Dem Commie Cubanos got some 'splainin' to do.

And some bleedin'

Posted by: Miklos "Desi" Arnaz at March 13, 2026 05:01 PM (Al4HM)

242 No the Brits and French sent considerable forces in the Suez operation. One of Eisenhower's big flubs imo along with Cuba.
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2026 04:59 PM (YwEeS)
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No, it was their screwup, because they blindsided Eisenhower.

They acted all cute like they were still Great Powers and they weren't, and Ike told them to pick up their shineboxes and go home.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:01 PM (ZOv7s)

243 No the Brits and French sent considerable forces in the Suez operation. One of Eisenhower's big flubs imo along with Cuba.
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2026 04:59 PM (YwEeS)

They did it without our permission in 56. Big no no. Not a flub to smack them down. We can't have every mid power in Europe starting wars on their own.

Of course Biden and the Neocons let the Europeans lead us by the nose into Ukraine. Another mistake.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:01 PM (8avO+)

244 *led (past tense of lead, and the second-most misspelled word)

Posted by: bradc at March 13, 2026 05:01 PM (/cRy1)

245 63 Iran says that we have to stop attacking them before they will agree to a ceasefire


Why on Earth would we want a cease fire ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2026 05:01 PM (VE6XX)

246 You’re right. It’s not a fait accompli… but it’s at least within the realm of possibility

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 13, 2026 04:58 PM (xT8gx)

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Make Cuba the 51st State?

/D.C., Puerto Rico, Alberta, and Greenland hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 05:02 PM (My0zW)

247 I think the Brits are too embarrassed to admit that they can't afford to hurry the readiness of the Prince of Wales to get it to the Med anytime soon. So they claim its may be needed sometime soon in the North Atlantic. Meanwhile, Macron has sent or is soon sending France's aircraft carrier and a bunch more naval ships to help protect Cyprus! The Royal Navy is now below joke status. Sad, but that's what a Leftist government gets you.
Posted by: Gref at March 13, 2026 04:30 PM (5rh/l)

I think that the state of the British Navy shows what stage their erstwhile empire is in, and Reform UK ought to be demanding an audit of their gold reserves, to make sure that no part of it has been replaced with fakes.

Posted by: SciVo at March 13, 2026 05:02 PM (Sy6m/)

248 For people wondering when the next Iranian uprising will take place, their New Year starts on the Vernal Equinox. That's when they take to the streets. The Regime knows it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

Ain't that right Vern?

Posted by: Ernest P. Worrell at March 13, 2026 05:03 PM (Al4HM)

249 Heh. Had to look up StormFronters. Wow.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 05:03 PM (vd6bO)

250 240 Do you think David French hides in the closet while the bull is with his wife or is he out in a cuck chair?
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2026 05:01 PM (YwEeS)

He's in his cuckshed, watching via Teams.

Posted by: His crying distracts them too much at March 13, 2026 05:04 PM (TbWk/)

251 L.O.O.K.E.R. guns

I loved that movie as a kid.

I wonder how it holds up.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 13, 2026 05:04 PM (2+SeL)

252 They should have informed us but I think the operation would have saved a lot of trouble if we had let it be completed.

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2026 05:04 PM (YwEeS)

253 >> The Regime knows it.

What’s left of it. I’ve seen some of the targeting and it includes platoon size groups of Basij and thugs. The minute the pop up a checkpoint, they get smoked. To the point there’s a good deal of them fleeing. Senior IRGC leadership has taken to messengers because they are assuming all comms are compromised. But they keep smoke checking them anyway. Cash is running down and there isn’t a lot of support mechanism for whatever is left of the armed forces.

I give them two weeks. Tops.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2026 05:04 PM (i7wqn)

254 I have been watching Goldie Ghamari and the Iranian army is having to use Taxi's at check points because Israel and US are destroying the check points

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 13, 2026 05:04 PM (FCrpy)

255 Iran says that we have to stop attacking them before they will agree to a ceasefire

Why on Earth would we want a cease fire ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2026 05:01 PM (VE6XX)

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Like with Democrat-Communists here and worldwide: why on Earth would anyone believe anything the Psychopathic Inveterate Pathologically-Lying Iranian Mad Mullahs say?

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 05:04 PM (My0zW)

256 Socking regular @ 248

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 13, 2026 05:05 PM (dK+Kv)

257 *led (past tense of lead, and the second-most misspelled word)
Posted by: bradc

Put that in the first sentence

Posted by: the Lede at March 13, 2026 05:05 PM (Al4HM)

258 So Basij are basically Tehran's antifa.

Posted by: Thugs is thugs at March 13, 2026 05:05 PM (TbWk/)

259 Totally OT.

Today is one of those few perfect days in Texas where the heater/ac is off, the windows are open & it's 74 degrees out with a light breeze.

We're lucky if we get 20 days a year like this. This is one of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 05:05 PM (NcUvK)

260 Gettin' hard to tell who is insulting whom in this world.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 05:06 PM (vd6bO)

261 Not thinking I Ran will surrender without USA ground troops ' nudging ' them in the Orange Man Bad's third term.

But Cuber...... Cuba military will last about as long as it takes the Trumpster to offer them dollars and food ( genuine American protein) to lay down their weapons and fade away into the barrio. Or maybe a detachment of heavily armed IRS agents who land on Cuban shores will help convince them to take an indefinite siesta. Muy rapido.
Take your pick.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 13, 2026 05:06 PM (GtHKb)

262 Do you think David French hides in the closet while the bull is with his wife or is he out in a cuck chair?
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2026 05:01 PM (YwEeS)

He's in his cuckshed, watching via Teams.
Posted by: His crying distracts them too much at March 13, 2026 05:04 PM (TbWk/)

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lmao

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 05:06 PM (My0zW)

263 That ain’t no Fen

Posted by: Accomac at March 13, 2026 05:06 PM (GbONR)

264 252 L.O.O.K.E.R. guns

I loved that movie as a kid.

I wonder how it holds up.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 13, 2026 05:04 PM (2+SeL)

Way ahead of it's time, with AI and killing off models and Actors so they can use their image and likeness forever. I would love a Remake but Hollywood would F it up because of Body Positivity and Fat people are pretty

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at March 13, 2026 05:06 PM (FCrpy)

265 American foreign policy in the Middle East.
_-_
See now that's where I keep losing the plot. I am hearing that "Zionists" control our foreign policy, not Israel per se...but I am not quite getting what a "Zionist" is in that context. They say there are Christian Zionists, Jewish Zionists, and atheist Zionists, and they consider Israelis, Jews, and Christians expendable. Any of that make sense to anybody here? Just trying to understand the factions in this whole affair.
Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 04:54 PM (vd6bO)

Zionists were a fringe faction among the Jews who wanted to get up and reclaim the Jewish homeland in the levant. No real impetus, though they did get the Brits who owned the region after WWI to allow a driblet of them to go live in the area.

Then the Germans and all went Nuts, and the powers decided that the Europeans could no longer be trusted to not kill all the Jews, and the area was opened up for more emigration from Europe.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:07 PM (8avO+)

266 I had a good laugh earlier. Spotted a livestream on YouTube the title was something like " Netanyahu Dead, US and UK to start conscription soon"

Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2026 05:07 PM (YwEeS)

267 XEzm8

Looks like some StormFag is socking Fenelon.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 05:07 PM (8zz6B)

268 Mullahs will never surrender. Too much money and pride at stake.
Feet first or splattered on the wall, their choice.

Posted by: Accomac at March 13, 2026 05:08 PM (GbONR)

269 If everything goes according to plan, the Euro business sector will be on the first Airbus into Tehran looting the low hanging fruit their favorite and former theocratic fascist leaders left for the picking.

We need to nip that in the bud Shogun MacArthur Style.

Posted by: 13times at March 13, 2026 05:08 PM (QyRN9)

270 socking Fenelon.
_-_
I thought that was pretty far out of character.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 05:09 PM (vd6bO)

271 Not thinking I Ran will surrender without USA ground troops ' nudging ' them in the Orange Man Bad's third term.

But Cuber...... Cuba military will last about as long as it takes the Trumpster to offer them dollars and food ( genuine American protein) to lay down their weapons and fade away into the barrio. Or maybe a detachment of heavily armed IRS agents who land on Cuban shores will help convince them to take an indefinite siesta. Muy rapido.
Take your pick.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 13, 2026 05:06 PM (GtHKb)

Think there may need to be some troops, don't have to be American or Israeli until the new government gets some police and troops raised to send air support requests to the big guns. Perhaps Saudi and other local forces.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:09 PM (8avO+)

272 The mullahs have nowhere left to go except maybe Moscow. The IRGC launching against the gulf states have pretty much eliminated these escape routes.

It’s over. The only question is when.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2026 05:09 PM (i7wqn)

273 I go away for a couple hours and you guys are all talking some strange new language: hotwifi, stoomer guns, FNM... what are you all talking about?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 13, 2026 05:09 PM (4PH1B)

274 If drones can continue to take out enough of those Basenji dogs and check points, the streets will eventually open up (fully or at least mostly) for the 80+ million Iranians who want the regime gone to overwhelm their oppressors -- especially if we can get them sufficient firearms and other weapons for self-defense and even offensive actions.

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 05:10 PM (My0zW)

275
I don't think this administration has any interest in Cuba being anything other than a non-communist independent country.

We're already stuck with Puerto Rico.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 13, 2026 05:10 PM (azNOR)

276 Way ahead of it's time, with AI and killing off models and Actors so they can use their image and likeness forever. I would love a Remake but Hollywood would F it up because of Body Positivity and Fat people are pretty


doesn't need a remake

LOOKER is perfect!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 13, 2026 05:10 PM (j+aD2)

277 I guess, given his age, maybe Arnaz wasn't a damnable Communist. Especially since he was a Cuban. I just automatically think "Hollywood celebrity == Communist," so I never really thought about it before.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2026 05:10 PM (BI5O2)

278 I saw someone point out that he could undo it, but he's in partnership with leftwing groups to keep AfD out of power, and if he moved to save German's future, his government would collapse and AfD would (rightfully) take power.

-


That is exactly right, and the socialist left along with the socialist right would rather the country cease to exist than let power get into the hands of the majority.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at March 13, 2026 05:10 PM (0U5gm)

279 Marcus T, defecting IRGC are going to Afghanistan.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 05:10 PM (+nEug)

280 Faggot police, XEzm8 is on the loose again

Posted by: gKWVE at March 13, 2026 05:10 PM (gKWVE)

281 They should have informed us but I think the operation would have saved a lot of trouble if we had let it be completed.
Posted by: steevy at March 13, 2026 05:04 PM (YwEeS)
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The problem was they played their old Imperialist games that was not going to fly in the Cold War. You cannot have the Free World also asserting that Egypt is permanently subject to the British Empire. Oh, and they could use their waning military might only because the US was covering their sorry asses.

So no. They screwed up, bigly.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:10 PM (ZOv7s)

282 But Cuber...... Cuba military will last about as long as it takes the Trumpster to offer them dollars and food ( genuine American protein) to lay down their weapons and fade away into the barrio. Or maybe a detachment of heavily armed IRS agents who land on Cuban shores will help convince them to take an indefinite siesta. Muy rapido.
Take your pick.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 13, 2026 05:06 PM (GtHKb)

Maybe we can make them mercs for us in Iran. Problems start solving each other.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:10 PM (8avO+)

283 nood


cheung

Posted by: banana Dream at March 13, 2026 05:11 PM (3uBP9)

284
Desi's family was kicked out by Batista.

Posted by: Auspex at March 13, 2026 05:11 PM (Y8DZL)

285
Cuba has valuable land, true. I was wondering what leverage these Castros have. All I can think of is a promise to go away and never bother us again in exchange for us getting them out of the hemisphere with a few million dollars walking-around-money.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 13, 2026 05:11 PM (FveOp)

286 But Cuber...... Cuba military will last about as long as it takes the Trumpster to offer them dollars and food ( genuine American protein) to lay down their weapons and fade away into the barrio. Or maybe a detachment of heavily armed IRS agents who land on Cuban shores will help convince them to take an indefinite siesta. Muy rapido.
Take your pick.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at March 13, 2026 05:06 PM (GtHKb)

Cuba has commie thug enforcers at the neighborhood level, comparable to the basij in Iran. They will probably present more of a problem than the regular military.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 13, 2026 05:12 PM (8zz6B)

287
Trump: Mr Miguel Díaz-Canel, you can have my answer now if you like. My offer is this: nothing.

Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 05:12 PM (ZxPkt)

288 We get about 4 months year with neither AC or heat. Turned the ac off mid August, turned the heat on Halloween.

Posted by: Accomac at March 13, 2026 05:12 PM (GbONR)

289 I give them two weeks. Tops.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2026 05:04 PM (i7wqn)
---
Perhaps, but the New Year celebration provided a nice fixed, synchronized rally point. It is traditionally celebrated with bonfires, and these have been the source of disobedience before.

That's why I think they are keeping a low profile. Plus, they get one more week of droning whacking cops.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:13 PM (ZOv7s)

290 So Basij are basically Tehran's antifa.
Posted by: Thugs is thugs at March 13, 2026 05:05 PM (TbWk/)

I assume they are on the official government payroll rather than on the black ops payroll like Antifa was here.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:14 PM (8avO+)

291 Ben Had, they won’t be able to hide their. The Tali war with the Paki’s has eyes all over the place, just like the ISI did when we were there. It’s a hornets nest and the minute someone thinks the can cash in, they’re done.

They really screwed themselves by bombing gold states. There was somewhat of a gentlemen’s agreement we or Mossad wouldn’t touch them in certain places. Like the scumbag Palis who are sitting on the beaches earning 8% on stolen millions. But that’s apparently over.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2026 05:14 PM (i7wqn)

292 Or maybe a detachment of heavily armed IRS agents who land on Cuban shores will help convince them to take an indefinite siesta.

------------

Led by recently promoted Colonel Scott Bessent.

I can see him now, shirtless with a great tan, wearing the same Air Calvary Cowboy Hat, Sunglasses, and Bandana a la Robert Duvall's Col. Kilgore.

"I love the smell of Date Palm in the morning ... it smells like VICTORY!"

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 05:15 PM (My0zW)

293 56 In a few months time, Trump has taken down Venezuela, the mullahs in Iran and Cuba, a problem that America has dealt with since JFK.

What the hell were other presidents doing?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2026 04:15 PM (viF8m)

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This^^

Posted by: Seems Legit at March 13, 2026 05:16 PM (aZm/F)

294 Desi's family was kicked out by Batista.

Posted by: Auspex at March 13, 2026 05:11 PM (Y8DZL)

There is a road in my subdivision growing up named for Castro. Yes, Fidel. It was done when he was a good rebel for kicking out Batista, not a bad one for being communist. They never got around to undoing it.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:16 PM (8avO+)

295 n a few months time, Trump has taken down Venezuela, the mullahs in Iran and Cuba, a problem that America has dealt with since JFK.

What the hell were other presidents doing?
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2026 04:15 PM (viF8m)

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This^^
Posted by: Seems Legit at March 13, 2026 05:16 PM (aZm/F)

standing shoulder to shoulder with our European Allies.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:16 PM (8avO+)

296 >> That's why I think they are keeping a low profile. Plus, they get one more week of droning whacking cops.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 13, 2026 05:13 PM (ZOv7s)

We have been telling people to keep off the streets especially at night. Then we have been smoking anyone we see. That and the regime threatening anyone has kept people inside. They tried to reverse it in a few areas because they thought they were smart and could hide in the population. But that just put more eyes on them. They are getting degraded every single moment of the day, and I would agree that in a few weeks things are going to be lit.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2026 05:17 PM (i7wqn)

297 Back in the 90s prosecuting the "war crime" of ethnic cleaning was all the rage among the Left.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 13, 2026 05:18 PM (Vh9CX)

298 What the hell were other presidents doing?
_-_
Perhaps you misspelled "residents". Love him or have him, you have to admit the man has a solid work ethic.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 05:18 PM (vd6bO)

299 Cuba has commie thug enforcers at the neighborhood level, comparable to the basij in Iran. They will probably present more of a problem than the regular military. - AOP.

I wonder if the peasants will hang their neighborhood enforcers from lampposts. One can only hope.

Posted by: 13times at March 13, 2026 05:18 PM (QyRN9)

300 Posted by: Fenelon Spoke at March 13, 2026 05:02 PM (XEzm

I did not write this post and do not appreciate someone socking me

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2026 05:19 PM (ZCxQ+)

301 Like with Democrat-Communists here and worldwide: why on Earth would anyone believe anything the Psychopathic Inveterate Pathologically-Lying Iranian Mad Mullahs say?
Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 05:04 PM (My0zW)

Just cribbing from the EU/Ukraine Axis negotiation strategy.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)

302 Just cribbing from the EU/Ukraine Axis negotiation strategy.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)

-----------

Heh.

BTW, if you're still here since we're Willowed -- I really admire your general political and foreign policy/war knowledge and would love to learn and know more about your background.

Cheers!

Posted by: ShainS at March 13, 2026 05:21 PM (My0zW)

303 Havecto say changing the Department of Defense to War Department has lived up to its name.

Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2026 05:22 PM (Ia/+0)

304 XEzm8

Looks like some StormFag is socking Fenelon.

==

Indeed.

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 05:23 PM (GD0B3)

305 I did not write this post and do not appreciate someone socking me
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 13, 2026 05:19 PM (ZCxQ+)



We know.

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 05:23 PM (GD0B3)

306 https://tinyurl.com/mvtd49zu
Sock it to me.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 13, 2026 05:24 PM (vd6bO)

307 "If you can't even shut up about your politics during a funeral, you're the one who worries me."

Believe it or not, that's a quote from Jesse Jackson Junior.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 13, 2026 05:24 PM (zdLoL)

308 That's weird. I was told that democrat socialism included democracy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 13, 2026 04:01 PM (bZSny)


Guess that depends on what your definition of "included" is...
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 13, 2026 04:04 PM (dmDsy)

socialists love voting as long as all the parties are identical.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 13, 2026 05:24 PM (8avO+)

309 0z2bC)

get rid

Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 05:26 PM (GD0B3)

310 Air Calvary Cowboy Hat --Shain S.

You're going to get crucified with just the wedgie holding you up.
Plunger handle, for eternity. Were you the one socking Fen?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 13, 2026 05:38 PM (zdLoL)

311 Keep precision bombing the muzzie enforcers and there will be no muzzie enforcers.... nor people wanting to become muzzie enforcers.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 13, 2026 05:45 PM (xvV+O)

312 Cuba has commie thug enforcers at the neighborhood level, comparable to the basij in Iran. They will probably present more of a problem than the regular military. - AOP.

I wonder if the peasants will hang their neighborhood enforcers from lampposts. One can only hope.

Posted by: 13times
===

I keep hoping that happens here but there would be so many feral cats then.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 13, 2026 05:47 PM (xvV+O)

313 The biggest problem the Cubans have is that there is no one left with enough wealth to bail them out.

No help from Venezuela, China is cut off, Russia has other issues, the Western countries like Canada have enough local problems to even consider supporting their economy.

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 13, 2026 06:08 PM (w3u3d)

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