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The Morning Report — 3/13/26
So we’ve got a known ISIS terrorist from Sierra Leone and a Lebanese Muslim terrorist, who had this stuff all over his social media, who were both able to get citizenship, remain in this country and plot their attacks. And much of our political elite is still demanding that we keep allowing the Muslim mass migration to continue. Two attacks in one day is a wake-up call. The latest one. It shows how many Muslim terrorists we have in this country. What more are we waiting for? 3 attacks in one day? 4? When does it get to be enough?
Not until we fully appreciate to glories of cultural enrichment, racists!
Not sure about you, but I’m noticing a pattern, and the groupings of violent attacks by date are getting closer and closer together, and more violent. Something tells me this won’t end on its own. The worse it gets, and the more obvious the pattern, the harder the left is working to make “Islamophobia” the issue, not the fact that radical Islamists are a very real threat to Americans on our soil right now.Let's not lose our heads over this. Oh, wait a minute. It's just Friday the 13th. Triskaidekaphobia sufferers I feel for you but, your fear of a 13-sided Sandy Duncan* is irrational. Islam and Leftism on the other hand... *Triscuit reference, Oh never mind.
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- AMERICA & ISRAEL STRIKE IRAN!
- President Donald Trump issued a new threat online to Iran, writing: “Watch what happens to these deranged scumbags today.”
Trump issues new threat about Iran: ‘Watch what happens to these deranged scumbags today’ - Israeli Air Forces targets regime’s Basij Forces, deployed to suppress protests in Tehran.
Iran’s New ‘Supreme Leader’ Says Strait of Hormuz Must Remain Closed as ‘Tool to Pressure Enemy’
- Hezbollah said the assault marked the start of a new military campaign dubbed “Operation Eaten Straw.” The name references Surah Al-Fil (“The Elephant") in the Quran, which recounts the destruction of an invading army that attempted to attack the Kaaba holy site in Mecca and was ultimately left “like eaten straw” after divine intervention. Israel responded within minutes. The Israel Defense Forces said it launched a wide-scale wave of strikes across Lebanon, targeting rocket launchers, command centers, and other Hezbollah infrastructure.
Hezbollah Launches Front on Israel in Joint IRGC Strike — ‘Serious Escalation Ahead’
- Oil prices have surged back above $100 a barrel as Iranian attacks on energy infrastructure and ships across the Middle East have intensified.
Drone Attacks Injure U.S. Troops on British-American Base.
- Authorities have launched rescue efforts for the crew of the lost plane while the second aircraft safely touched down, according to CENTCOM. Officials said the incident took place in airspace friendly to the U.S. and was not caused by hostile or friendly fire.
US Aircraft Crashes Amid Iran War And Prompts Rescue Efforts, CENTCOM Says
- Who’s minding the store in Tehran?
Iran’s President vs. The Revolutionary Guards
- Douglas Murray: After all, a future US president might not have the resolve to stop the Mullah’s and their ambitions. Some day we’ll get another Jimmy Carter or Joe Biden. Trump rightly started this historic mission. And he’s the only person who will also be able to finish it. But on America’s terms.
Trump’s decision to fight Iran is historic — but he needs to finish the job
- Fred Fleitz: Trump’s Iran campaign follows the America First formula: crush the nuclear threat, keep U.S. troops out, finish the mission quickly, and end the war before it becomes another endless quagmire.
Trump’s Iran War Strategy: Precision Strikes, Clear Objectives, and a Swift Return to Peace* * * * * - Iran has built a network of heavily armed drug gangs across Europe.
Muslim Drug Gangs Bombed U.S. Embassy in Norway
- How the Obama White House sold a dangerous fantasy about Tehran.
The Great Iran Deal Deception
WE-ALL-SLAM-FOR-I-SLAM - Another 2 last week. Total of 4 attacks this month.
2 Islamic Terrorist Attacks in 1 Day
- Not sure about you, but I’m noticing a pattern, and the groupings of violent attacks by date are getting closer and closer together, and more violent. Something tells me this won’t end on its own. The worse it gets, and the more obvious the pattern, the harder the left is working to make “Islamophobia” the issue, not the fact that radical Islamists are a very real threat to Americans on our soil right now.
Who Was Brandon Shah, the Patriot Killed by a Radical Islamist at Old Dominion? - . . .a vehicle was driven into the building and then gunfire was exchanged between synagogue security and “at least one person.”
Gunfire Exchanged After Vehicle Crashes into Michigan Synagogue
- No staff or students inside the preschool were injured in the incident, although a security guard was struck by the vehicle and was taken to the hospital for treatment, Bouchard said.
Security Guard Mows Down Active Shooter Who Rammed Explosives-Packed Car Into Synagogue
- Miraculously, no students or staff members were harmed in the attack and were swiftly evacuated from the building.
Michigan maniac ID'd Temple Israel wannabe car bomber who rammed into preschool ID’d as Lebanese American granted citizenship under Obama
- Authorities say 36-year-old Mohamed Jalloh entered a classroom on the Virginia campus and asked whether it was an ROTC class before opening fire, killing an instructor and wounding two students. Investigators say the unidentified cadet rushed the gunman and stabbed him, ending the attack before it could escalate further, according to the New York Post.
Hero ROTC Cadet Stabbed ISIS-Inspired Shooter To Death, Saving Lives
- Jalloh, who also served in the National Guard, was out of prison for only 15 months before this attack.
Mohamed Jalloh, Once Convicted of Supporting ISIS, Identified as Old Dominion Shooter - Societal transformation without representation.
We the People Never Voted for Mass Islamic Immigration
- The essay was published in an offshoot of Slow Factory, a nonprofit that shared pro-Oct. 7 posts that Rama Duwaji liked
Zohran Mamdani’s Wife Provided Illustration for Essay by Author Who Called Oct 7 ‘Spectacular’ and Attacked ‘Jewish Supremacist Vampires' CIVIL WAR 2.0, LEFTIST PERSECUTIONS, DEMOCRAT PUTSCH, AMERICAN DISSOLUTION - "Could it be, potentially, the rise of radical Islam? Could it be, perhaps, the threat where we had an ISIS attack in New York City just a couple of days ago?"
Radical Islam, leftist violence, and open borders are America's greatest threats
- The city’s revived “Dream Keeper” initiative is spending millions on groups that have offered an all-black drag show, “ancient Egyptian” healing, and free doulas for “Black birthing people”—potentially in violation of federal law.
Inside San Francisco’s Racialist Slush Fund "DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST/GLOBALIST BORDER BLOODBATH," AMNESTY, IMMIGRATION, BORDER SECURITY - “Bairon Posada-Herandez is a serial criminal, and four-time deported illegal alien from Honduras who should never have been able to walk our streets and harm innocent Americans,” the Department of Homeland Security’s (DHS) Lauren Bis said...
Sanctuary NYC: 4-Time Deported Illegal Alien Leaves 83-Year-Old Veteran on Life Support After Allegedly Shoving Him Onto Subway Tracks
- “Yesterday, ICE arrested criminal illegal alien attempted murderers, sexual assailants, kidnappers, and a criminal who assaulted a pregnant woman,” the Department of Homeland Security’s Lauren Bis said in a statement.
ICE Agents Arrest Illegal Aliens Convicted of Attempted Murder, Kidnapping, Sexual Assault
- In a win for the Trump administration, a federal appeals court temporarily blocked a lower court ruling on Wednesday that sought to hinder the government’s deportation operations.
1st Circuit Halts Rogue Judge’s Bid To Stop Trump’s ‘Third Country’ Deportations
- The Republican-controlled West Virginia Senate Judiciary Committee is moving to water down an E-Verify bill to excuse more businesses from being required to use the system for hiring migrants.
West Virginia GOP Guts Migration Reform to Help CEOs Using Migrants THE GREAT SOMALIAN SIMOLEON SWINDLE - Omar’s elder sister, Sahra Noor, states on her LinkedIn profile that she was the CEO of People’s Center Clinics & Services from July 2014 to April 2018. In January 2017, Omar began her two-year term as a member of the Minnesota House of Representatives.
Exposed: BRO-FO Omar’s Ties to Sister’s Minneapolis Health Clinic, Somali Health Company, and Alleged Brother-Husband
DOMESTIC AFFAIRS, THE COURTS, WASTE/FRAUD/ABUSE - The stalemate has left DHS unfunded, impacting agencies like TSA and FEMA, while exposing divisions over immigration enforcement and ICE funding.
Democrats Block DHS Funding Despite Airport Delays, Rising Iranian Threat. - Muslim accountant sent money to his second wife in "Palestine."
Did Islamic Polygamy Lead to Record $14M PPP Fraud?
- The convictions bring an end to a long-running fraud investigation brought by the U.S. Department of Justice and the Eastern District of Pennsylvania into the Savani Group of dental facilities across multiple states.
Indian Migrants Guilty of Multistate Taxpayer, Visa, Healthcare Fraud
- The Senate overwhelmingly passed a housing legislation package closely aligned with President Donald Trump’s agenda despite some GOP lawmakers’ concerns over a digital currency provision. The chamber voted 89-10 with nine Republican senators and one Democrat voting against the bipartisan “21st Century ROAD to Housing Act” over a provision they believe does not go far enough in restraining the Federal Reserve from issuing a central bank digital currency.
Nine Republicans Vote Against Housing Policies Trump Champions Over Fed Provision
- Federal lawyers cannot be held hostage by a lawfare apparatus that threatens their destruction for daring to represent GOP administrations.
Trump DOJ Is Finally Taking On The Corrupt DC Bar Association
- Democrats are doing everything they can to destroy the Supreme Court’s credibility because it’s one of the few institutions they don’t control.
Here’s How Leftists Weaponize Their Anti-Trump Judicial Coup To Attack SCOTUS
SHAMPEACHMENTS, 2016 CLINTON/OBAMA COUP, CONGRESSIONAL PERSECUTION, SPYGATE, DEEP STATE, MUELLER DECEPTION - “The attorneys noted that Cohen’s testimony ‘is at the heart of the NYAG’s case’ and ‘prompted’ James’ office to launch the ‘politically charged’ investigation of Trump, his family and their businesses.”
Trump Wants Letitia James to Hand Over Communications With Michael Cohen
- The scandal is not limited to investigative overreach. It gets worse.
So much for oversight: The FBI’s ‘ghost files’
THE ECONOMY, STUPID - 'No. 1 priority,' says teachers' union leader
Democrats Head Into Elections Pushing $1.5 Trillion Tax Increase
- The measure faces challenges in the House, with critics claiming the investor cap could harm the rental housing market and reduce housing supply.
Senate Passes Trump-Backed Bill Barring Corporations From Buying Up Family Homes.
- Today’s politicians are literally mortgaging away our children’s financial futures so they can try to win another election.
We Could Completely Get Rid Of Social Security, And It Still Wouldn’t Balance The U.S. Budget
- Sure, events in the Middle East play a part. But there are more important factors much closer to home.
Don’t Blame Iran for High Oil Prices
- With Gulf production largely offline, the door is open for the United States to assert leadership. Last year, Trump set up the National Energy Dominance Council to “expand all forms of reliable and affordable energy production.”
How Iran’s forced oil crisis is Trump’s energy opportunity CRIME & PUNISHMENT, NON-DOSTOYEVSKY - The United States Treasury Department has imposed new sanctions on fake charities that funnel money to a genocidal Islamic terrorist group and on North Korean assets who engage in schemes to defraud American businesses and fund foreign weapons programs.
U.S. Treasury Sanctions Hamas ‘Charities,’ North Korean Scammers - Meanwhile, the Daily Signal reported one of the Colorado lawmakers, a Democrat, was abandoning his own bill to shield those involved in prostitution from having to testify.
Colorado: Democrat Bill to Decriminalize Prostitution Dies amid Opposition and Lack of Support (Should only be the fate of the Democrat Party itself - jjs) RED-GREENS, CLIMATE CHANGE HOAX, DEMOCRAT-LEFT WAR ON FOSSIL FUELS, - Still, better than building EVs nobody wants to buy. The company said the EVs had to go to avoid future losses, complaining about the “current business environment where the demand for EVs is declining significantly.”
Honda Just Lost Billions on EVs It Can't Sell EDUCATION, AND WHAT PASSES FOR IT - Trump is a “Pedophile Liar” and our military deliberately bombed a girls’ school.
Ohio HS Teacher Delivers Bonkers Anti-Trump Rant in Class
- The soft bigotry of low expectations only betrays the people it claims to help.
The kindness that kills
ABORTION - Their goal was simple: to put a Planned Parenthood in every mailbox in America.
The Abortion Industry Simply Changed Tactics. Now Congress Must Act. THE 2020 and SUBSEQUENT ELECTION HEISTS , SHENANIGANS/FRAUD and AFTERMATH - The Democrats want the country to believe they're protecting female voters, but their Messianic figure disqualified women on his way to the top.
When Obama And His Party Need To Suppress The Vote, It’s OK
- The SAVE America Act remains popular among the American public, but faces resistance from Congressional Democrats, highlighting a disconnect between public opinion and legislative action.
DATA: SAVE America Act Wildly Popular Amongst Americans. Which Means Democrats Hate It, Obviously.
- The SAVE America Act includes several safeguards that would address many of the aforementioned vulnerabilities with mass mail-in voting.
4 Reasons Vote-By-Mail Is Insecure, And How The SAVE Act Would Fix It
- Maine’s Democrat Attorney General Aaron Frey filed a brief in the Maine Supreme Court arguing the expansion does not align with the state’s constitution.
‘Statutory Wordsmithing’: Dem AG Says Maine’s Ranked-Choice Voting Expansion Violates State Constitution DEMOCRAT/LEFTIST AND RINO SCANDALS, MESHUGAS, CHUTZPOCRISY, INSANITY - While legal, the governor's solicitation of donations to the California Partners Project raises ethical questions, allowing Siebel Newsom to collect a substantial salary.
Inside Siebel Newsom's nonprofit that funds... herself
- Did anyone think California would have a gubernatorial candidate who has fled the state, too?
So Swalwell has fled California, too, but still wants to be its governor? POLITICS - Trump bashed Massie as “the worst person,” and proceeded to underscore that he opposed the One Big Beautiful Bill and all of the tax cuts it brought Americans.
Trump Eviscerates Massie During Kentucky Visit, Expresses Disappointment with Senate over ‘Hard Time’ with SAVE America Act
- The permanence of this ad buy — which Ramaswamy’s campaign can and obviously will add to throughout the year — is essentially unprecedented. The general election is more than 230 days away at this point.Exclusive — Vivek Ramaswamy Launching Massive $10M Ad Buy in Ohio Governor’s Race, Will Stay on TV Until November
- Matt Mackowiak, who serves as the Cornyn campaign’s communications director, wrote on Twitter (now X): “It’s time to defrock Breitbart from the conservative movement. Treat them like Infowars. Pressure their advertisers. Ignore them.”
Top Cornyn Staffer Egged on Destructive Ad Boycott of MAGA Media.
- The GOP should stick with Trump’s strategy — not capitulate to fringe activists like the Left did.
How (Not) To Win In 2028 FOREIGN AFFAIRS, INTERNATIONAL - Expect to hear a lot more out of Ecuador in the news in the near future. It's quickly becoming one of the United States' greatest partners and allies in the Western Hemisphere, especially when it comes to security matters.
FBI Opens Office in Ecuador Amid Warnings of Hamas, Hezbollah, and IRGC Presence
- Old hatreds, new propaganda from Beijing.
China’s ‘Antisemitic Wave’
DEFENSE, MILITARY, SECURITY AFFAIRS - Sting is low-cost to produce but labor-intensive to operate. Once we solve that problem, which ought to be easy enough to do, we have an anti-drone drone that can be put in large numbers on any flat surface, just waiting for the GO! command to do its thing.
I Have Seen the Future of Anti-Drone Warfare, and It's Dirt-Cheap (Really!) HEALTH AND HEALTH CARE - Raw Egg Nationalist: RFK Jr.'s latest proposal might be his most quietly radical yet.
Let the Man Cook ACTUAL SCIENCE, TECHNOLOGY - Using data from a number of orbiting space telescopes, astronomers think they have detected the collision of two exoplanets, producing debris that for about 200 days variably blocked the light from the system’s star.
Have astronomers spotted the collision of two exoplanets around a Sunlike star? (George Pal was prescient? - jjs)
- The question astronomers will try to answer with this telescope is whether the solar activity on these stars is high enough to prevent life from forming in the star’s habitable zone. Because these stars are dim and small, the habitable zone is quite close to the star, which means solar activity has a higher impact on the planet. We don’t yet have sufficient data to determine the normal activity of such stars. Sparcs will provide a good first survey.
Cubesat ultraviolet space telescope achieves first light FEMINAZISM, TRANSGENDER PSYCHOSIS, HOMOSEXUALIZATION, WAR ON MASCULINITY/NORMALCY - “And shame on you for using lesbian politics as a front for your transphobia because this lesbian has had plenty of girlfriends with penises”
Chaos Descends on California State U. Board Meeting Over Males in Female Sports CULTURE WARS, NATIONAL SUICIDE - All the smug fury was based on a news item — from noted military-journalism site TMZ! — about the Defense Department spending $22 million on lobster and ribeye steak in a single month. If they’d bothered to check the (transparently idiotic!) assumption that all the eats were for the top brass, they’d have learned that a “surf & turf” fete is a longstanding military tradition, a treat for troops headed to a deployment or stuck on an extended tour, with all the gastrointestinal joy that a diet of MREs can deliver.
‘Lobstergate’ again exposes the ignorant bias of TV’s ‘best and brightest’
- Christian Toto: 'Parks & Rec' alum worked with Hollywood legend before publicly attacking him
Nick Offerman Calls Dennis Quaid ‘Crazy’ for Trump Support
- This is part of a broader cultural trend, a broader cultural normalization of polyamory. (Any relation to Cleveland Amory? - jjs)
‘Hotwifing’ Is Being Sold As A Marriage Booster — Yes, Really
- Younger generations may resent the boomers’ good fortune, but Dave Barry’s memoir suggests their real edge was simpler: laugh often, stay social, and remain curious about the world.
Boomer Wisdom HITHER & YON - A grim tour of preindustrial New York
Think the Present Is Tough? Try the Past
- A landmark new study of the Vatican in the age of Hitler.
The Pope at War: Pius XII, Hitler, and the Enigma of Silence
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 07:32 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2026 07:33 AM (ExV1e)
TGIF
Posted by: Skip at March 13, 2026 07:33 AM (mw8z7)
Posted by: Just Wondering at March 13, 2026 07:35 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: JSpicy at March 13, 2026 07:36 AM (C7Yya)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 13, 2026 07:37 AM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 13, 2026 07:37 AM (JNTt1)
So... the guy who has, reportedly, been in a coma since the first day we started bombing issued a statement?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2026 07:38 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2026 07:38 AM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 13, 2026 07:39 AM (+4yJ5)
While I'm not opposed to the operation, I don't see a mechanism in place for us to install a government, ala Venezuela to start running the joint.
The main issue is that we are dealing with PissLam here that can generate a near infinite supply of lunatics to cause chaos for decades.
So this is going to drag on until we can figure out the end-game.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 13, 2026 07:39 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 07:39 AM (NcUvK)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2026 07:39 AM (jtM2q)
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 13, 2026 07:40 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2026 07:38 AM (Q+gd/)
TRISCUIT... deckaphobia
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2026 07:40 AM (x0n13)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 07:40 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 13, 2026 07:40 AM (bdJE8)
Yeah. His threats are a little...
flat.
*ducks*
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 07:41 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 07:41 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 13, 2026 07:41 AM (+4yJ5)
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That one's a deep dive, J.J.!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 13, 2026 07:41 AM (kpS4V)
Why did the student have a knife on campus? Or did he use a pencil? A fucking pencil.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2026 07:41 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 13, 2026 07:42 AM (AlhUl)
The real fun starts a minute in.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 07:43 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 07:43 AM (RIvkX)
>>Kill enough of them, and the problem goes away.
Very true, however, that's not plausible, we'd probably have to eliminate 90pct of the male population on the ME to achieve stability and peace in the region.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 13, 2026 07:44 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 13, 2026 07:42 AM (AlhUl)
She was the pitch woman for Triscuit crackers. Hence Triskaidekaphobia>Triscuit deckaphobia
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2026 07:44 AM (x0n13)
Putting pressure on China and Europe to put pressure on the US by reducing the flow of oil to China and Europe.
Posted by: davidt at March 13, 2026 07:44 AM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2026 07:46 AM (x0n13)
Nope. They can swirl in their own toilet bowl for all time. It's when they step out that they get stomped. Hard.
Not my monkeys, not my circus.
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 07:46 AM (RIvkX)
Wouldn't the GOP have to embrace Trump’s strategy before they could stick with it?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2026 07:47 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 07:46 AM (RIvkX)
Meh, no more recycling of puns from my misspent youth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2026 07:48 AM (x0n13)
I'm worried about Americans, not Californians, and this country has lots of weaponized sandmaggots who are an active and real military threat. Once our own drones and operators are all coached up in the Middle East we need to bring them home and start striking the living daylights out of the upper Midwest, in particular.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2026 07:48 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2026 07:49 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 07:50 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 07:50 AM (+nEug)
From the shelter.
It was nice while the quiet lasted for over 24 hours.
Intercepted. All's well.
Now outdoors for my exercise.
שבת שלום ומבורך
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 13, 2026 07:50 AM (1o8D5)
Old Dominion's administrators better not have any discussion about punishing him other than not allowing him to pay for drinks on campus.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 13, 2026 07:50 AM (+4yJ5)
@DrEliDavid
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1h
🚨 Breaking - Official Mossad account: Mojtaba Khamenei is dead
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 07:51 AM (ZxPkt)
This closing of access to the Persian Gulf helps the biggest exporters of oil, like the United States and Russia. Sucks to be China.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 07:51 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 07:51 AM (XuXeR)
Thanks for that earworm.
I used to sing it as I herded the kindergartners onto the bus. They asked me to "Please, stop singing."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2026 07:48 AM (x0n13)
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Your undying devotion to Sandy Duncan is moron lore.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 07:53 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 07:51 AM (ZxPkt)
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From the pics I saw, he died of... boarddumb.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 13, 2026 07:53 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 13, 2026 07:54 AM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 13, 2026 07:54 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 07:54 AM (XuXeR)
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No matter what is unearthed in this vile, vile woman's life, she and her family will apparently never been kicked the hell out of this country like they should be.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2026 07:54 AM (qBdHI)
@DrEliDavid
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1h
🚨 Breaking - Official Mossad account: Mojtaba Khamenei is dead
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 07:51 AM (ZxPkt)
He's an ex-Supreme. He had desires to summer tour with Diana Ross. All dust in the wind now.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2026 07:55 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 07:55 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 07:55 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 13, 2026 07:40 AM (bdJE
Checks calendar... so... today?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2026 07:56 AM (ExV1e)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 13, 2026 07:56 AM (x6UjB)
That is not who we are.
Posted by: Dustin DeWynd at March 13, 2026 07:57 AM (Q+gd/)
Triscuits>>>>>>>Wheat Thins
Posted by: Timur Lenk at March 13, 2026 07:57 AM (h+SyF)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2026 07:57 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Just for the record at March 13, 2026 07:57 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Supreme Pizza Box at March 13, 2026 07:58 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 07:58 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 13, 2026 07:59 AM (xjgYc)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 07:59 AM (RIvkX)
Yeah. His threats are a little...
flat.
*ducks*
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 07:41 AM (XuXeR)
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He'll fold like tissue paper.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 07:59 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 07:59 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 13, 2026 08:00 AM (1o8D5)
Posted by: man
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Maybe he'll be reincarnated as a pizza box
Posted by: Flyin' Green Dildo at March 13, 2026 08:00 AM (DDJSl)
Dearbornistan and the People's Republic of Virginia. What blue areas will see the next attacks? I'm not hoping for one as I live in a very blue area but these attacks are much more likely to happen in one.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2026 08:01 AM (YsPj+)
🎼 ♭ 5/4 ♫♫ ♫♫ Good morning! ♬♬ ♩ ♪
Distract the Iranian security forces by bombarding them with videos of Mexican Weather Women?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)
Jeremiah 17:14
Posted by: Marcus T at March 13, 2026 08:01 AM (DD6gL)
Obviously that's not going to happen today, or tomorrow.
But, a free Iran as a potential client state to the US would certainly be a thorn in both China and Russia's side. Not to mention a huge blow to the budding European caliphate.
This is, IMO, "the big picture." Getting there however...
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2026 08:01 AM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 07:59 AM (+nEug)
I assume you saw the bit on Tousi yesterday with the AI burqa CNN chick saying that the Supreme Leader was strolling on the beach enjoying margaritas and mamacitas?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2026 08:02 AM (ExV1e)
Goats...
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:02 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at March 13, 2026 08:02 AM (luW68)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 08:02 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 08:02 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Count de Monet's Fractured Facts at March 13, 2026 08:02 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 08:03 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)
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The crazier part is this would probably work.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:04 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2026 08:04 AM (qBdHI)
Yeah, that story had... legs.
*ducks. Again.*
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:04 AM (XuXeR)
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Vitameatavegamin.
Posted by: Lucy at March 13, 2026 08:05 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 08:01 AM (u82oZ)
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The crazier part is this would probably work.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:04 AM (RIvkX)
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I can't speak for the Iranians, but *I'd* be distracted...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 08:05 AM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 08:06 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 08:06 AM (77rzZ)
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Iran's "President" apologizes for attacks on Arab targets, but then shortly thereafter there are plenty more such attacks, and the IRGC publicly says even more are ahead, it seems the IRGC is probably our primary target now.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 13, 2026 08:07 AM (87/Kt)
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Even David French called BS on Begala. Begala should ponder on that.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 13, 2026 08:07 AM (AlhUl)
In: Cardboard Cutout Test
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 08:07 AM (gbOdA)
If they type in their Lat and Long, using GPS to display seconds on their position, some of the clothing evaporates.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 08:07 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 08:08 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 07:50 AM (RIvkX)
I mentioned it yesterday.
Apparently it's one of the most common last names in Sierra Leone.
Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 08:09 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 08:09 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 13, 2026 08:09 AM (xT8gx)
Have a great day, everyone.
Head on a swivel, and have a plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)
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On the contrary, they complained about me calling them "crypto-fascists"
But then one found out I was a Boy Scout and started calling me a hypocrite.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 13, 2026 08:11 AM (INQN/)
Posted by: dantesed at March 13, 2026 08:11 AM (Oy/m2)
Thanks for that earworm.
I used to sing it as I herded the kindergartners onto the bus. They asked me to "Please, stop singing."
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 13, 2026 07:53 AM (u82oZ)
Yet somehow, quite appropriate. I hope they remember you with fondness.
Posted by: Count de Monet's Fractured Facts at March 13, 2026 08:11 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 08:09 AM (wa/yD)
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Aaah. Thank you.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:12 AM (RIvkX)
Well, there was Miss Vicky... who wore tube tops.
Ahem.
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:12 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 13, 2026 08:12 AM (xT8gx)
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Just because he wants to be governor doesn't mean he wants to pay California taxes.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 13, 2026 08:12 AM (AlhUl)
With the FNM trying to distract and lie to people it is likely it will take a LOT of shootings to actually motivate people.
Remember, even after 9/11 the only thing of note that happened in internally is most muslim illegals were sent home...temporarily.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 13, 2026 08:12 AM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 08:12 AM (77rzZ)
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"Corrugated" might be fun in a limerick.
Posted by: Limerick Lover at March 13, 2026 08:12 AM (2Ez/1)
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That's ringing a bell with me. I think you're right.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 13, 2026 08:13 AM (qBdHI)
Posted by: Count de Monet's Fractured Facts
She was on the Tonight Show? I've watched that clip a dozen times and never noticed her. I'll take one for the team and watch it again.
I'm such a giver.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 08:13 AM (NcUvK)
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They've got their grubby little fingers on a whole lot of triggers.
Most of the "regular" Iranian military is in shambles. The IRGC was, and is, Iran's hammer. They horde the good stuff, use it sparsely, and indiscriminately.
It's likely going to take several more weeks until the IRGC is neutered. Then the civilians can deal with what's left over.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2026 08:13 AM (jtM2q)
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That's ringing a bell with me. I think you're right.
Posted by: Lady in Black
Yes, she did.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 08:14 AM (NcUvK)
Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 08:09 AM (wa/yD)
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Aaah. Thank you.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:12 AM (RIvkX)
"Wha???"
- - Former Brooklyn Borough President Sebastian Leone
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2026 08:14 AM (x0n13)
Indeed. "social/status" has been replaced by "money", mostly...
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:14 AM (XuXeR)
Urban myth. She had an operation to remove a brain tumor behind her eye that left her blinded in that eye but she never got prosthetic.
Posted by: Halfhand at March 13, 2026 08:14 AM (OO5c2)
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That was after he started the carpet company.
Posted by: Along with Mohawk at March 13, 2026 08:14 AM (2Ez/1)
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Democrats, and Republican politicians agree with them.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 13, 2026 08:15 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 13, 2026 08:11 AM (INQN/)
It's much harder to make someone completely unemployable if they have so little shame that they can just directly grift online.
Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 08:16 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 08:16 AM (ZxPkt)
But then one found out I was a Boy Scout and started calling me a hypocrite.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:10 AM (RIvkX)
cryptofascist was the insult Gore Vidal to get William F Buckley all riled up. "Now listen you queer, stop calling me a crypto-Nazi or I’ll sock you in the goddamn face, and you'll stay plastered." Classic live TV moment!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 13, 2026 08:16 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 13, 2026 08:17 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 13, 2026 08:12 AM (xT8gx)
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It was a sequel to "Valerie" starring Valerie Harper a family sitcom.
She got in a contract dispute and they killed off Harper's character. Sandy Duncan moved in as the "sister" to take care of the widower and his children.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 13, 2026 08:18 AM (CiZR/)
Posted by: And Karen Valentine at March 13, 2026 08:18 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Inogame at March 13, 2026 08:18 AM (fcoLq)
@nypost
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7h
Trump says Iran's new Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei is 'probably alive' but may be 'damaged' https://trib.al/daFHkQf
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 08:18 AM (ZxPkt)
Yes, right next to my "Murder She Wrote" collection.
Posted by: Halfhand at March 13, 2026 08:19 AM (OO5c2)
DVD? What is this mystery of which you speak?
*looks over at BetaMax*
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:19 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 13, 2026 08:16 AM (xT8gx)
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LOL perhaps I heard it there who knows it was the 70s.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:19 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 13, 2026 08:19 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 08:19 AM (+nEug)
She got in a contract dispute and they killed off Harper's character. Sandy Duncan moved in as the "sister" to take care of the widower and his children.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:17 AM (RIvkX)
And Edie "You're F***ed" McClurg as the annoying neighbor.
Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 08:20 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 13, 2026 08:20 AM (INQN/)
you guys love Sandy Duncan
you probably have all the Matlock DVDs, too
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 08:16 AM
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Shirley Booth. Hubba hubba.
Posted by: Creepy Joe at March 13, 2026 08:20 AM (2Ez/1)
PDJT blew that up too.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 08:21 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 08:21 AM (77rzZ)
"I remember not one, single, solitary teacher of mine in high school that was ever political in class."
The exception in my case was our government and civics instructor, who was connected to the Dims. Eventually he put his money where his mouth was and ran for the City Council long after he had ceased teaching. He eventually became Mayor for a brief time before he passed.
Now, there were several instructors there in high school who made their views well known about the NEA, which was trying to organize the teachers at that time. Those against it spoke out in front of us, some quite forcefully.
Shocker: the NEA eventually won.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2026 08:21 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:21 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Don't mess with the writers.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 13, 2026 08:21 AM (LyEzZ)
So he's a real stiff now?
*ducks*
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 07:51 AM (XuXeR)
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He changed his name to Rigor de Mortis
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 13, 2026 08:21 AM (JNTt1)
Didn't you see the newz? He's just wastin' away in Margaritaville. Searching for his lost shaker of salt...
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:21 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 13, 2026 08:19 AM (+4yJ5)
And make the teacher run 5 laps around the track. Without stopping or walking.
Posted by: Count de Monet's Fractured Facts at March 13, 2026 08:22 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Jonah at March 13, 2026 08:22 AM (YCxFk)
We aren't voting our way out of this. We have a legal and illegal immigration problem. Used as a weapon. This is going to get worse which is saying something seeing as 9/11 happened 25 years ago and we had a President from Texas all Islam a religion of peace and open the doors of this nation to them.
A Bataclan or a Beslan. Which comes first?
Posted by: GigantorX at March 13, 2026 08:22 AM (x8k2o)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 08:23 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 08:23 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:23 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Don Black
"She's the one eye one eye,
she's the one eye one I love"
Great tune by Heywood Banks
Posted by: Auspex at March 13, 2026 08:23 AM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 13, 2026 08:19 AM
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What do you want from me? A Wilkie button?
Posted by: Obscure Christmas movie reference at March 13, 2026 08:23 AM (2Ez/1)
you guys love Sandy Duncan
you probably have all the Matlock DVDs, too
Posted by: Don Black
She's 80 & still kicking.
B Feb 20th, 1946 - New London, Texas.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 08:24 AM (NcUvK)
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Wait a minute. If prostitution is against the law, why are politicians still at large?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 13, 2026 08:24 AM (AlhUl)
A Bataclan or a Beslan. Which comes first?
Posted by: GigantorX at March 13, 2026 08:22 AM (x8k2o)
That President from Texas (and his whole family) were fully bought and paid for by a Saudi prince.
Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 08:25 AM (wa/yD)
Yes, right next to my "Murder She Wrote" collection.
Posted by: Halfhand
ANYONE WHO ENCOUNTERS JESSICA, EVEN PASSING ACQUAINTANCES, SOONER OR LATER GETS SNUFFED.
YOU'RE WELCOME!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2026 08:25 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 13, 2026 08:25 AM (+nEug)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Don't mess with the writers.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 13, 2026 08:21 AM (LyEzZ)
Heh... on Friends there was a storyline where soap opera actor Joey Tribianni ticks off the writers and very soon thereafter they have his character die by falling down an elevator shaft. Presto... Joey no longer has a great soap opera acting gig!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 13, 2026 08:25 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 08:25 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2026 08:26 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:26 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 08:23 AM (gbOdA)
His brother Mostafa is also an Ayatollah, so he'll probably be next in line.
Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 08:26 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Just the punchline at March 13, 2026 08:26 AM (2Ez/1)
Didn't you see the newz? He's just wastin' away in Margaritaville. Searching for his lost shaker of salt...
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:21 AM (XuXeR)
He stepped on a pop-top
Blew out his flip flops
Severed his leg had to limp on back home
But there's booze in the blender
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps him hang on
Posted by: Count de Monet's Fractured Facts at March 13, 2026 08:26 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 13, 2026 08:27 AM (xT8gx)
It was about 50-50 and she kind of stood there very satisfied with that.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:27 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 08:27 AM (2N3ca)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:28 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Graft, Grift, All The Way Down at March 13, 2026 08:28 AM (oftw2)
Trump says Iran's new Supreme Leader Flat Mojtaba Khamenei is 'probably alive' but may be 'damaged'
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2026 08:28 AM (xG4kz)
>>Mojtaba Khamenei is dead
Is that Cardboard Ayatollah?
Looks like he's having a bad day.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 13, 2026 07:54 AM (XV/Pl)
So, Bent Folded Spindled and Mutilated?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2026 08:28 AM (x0n13)
but Thune rather blow off the save act, and work 2 1/2 days a week
Posted by: Jonah at March 13, 2026 08:28 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2026 08:28 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:29 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 08:27 AM (2N3ca)
*thumbs up*
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at March 13, 2026 08:29 AM (wVcYX)
Montrell Pharm, 53, was sentenced to two years in prison after prosecutors played a clip in court Thursday showing the ex-Milwaukee County Transit System driver dozing in the driver’s seat before he ran down Robert Clemons, 79, around 11 p.m. on Dec. 25, 2024.
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ethnicity undisclosed
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 08:30 AM (BENy5)
† Stop the nuclear threat
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That threat was already severely degraded, and it's a fig leaf. While it's *an objective* that's nobody's main one. Israel wants to eliminate its worst enemy, and Trump wants to further weaken and isolate our main enemy in China.
But, sadly, "we're fighting this war to buttfuck our enemies with no lube" isn't a fashionable casus belli in our womanly times, so everyone has to playact some "more noble" motive than that perfectly acceptable one.
As to the freedom of the Iranians... it would be a great thing if that precipitated out of this maelstrom. But I have a laundry list of victory conditions I'd like to see met, and that's not on it, let alone at the top. If that's the objective, we'll be stuck in the Middle East until we lose the war or the sun swallows the Earth - whichever comes first.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2026 08:30 AM (BI5O2)
Ford ran a great campaign with the Watergate albatross. 2 more states and he would have beat Carter
Posted by: Jonah at March 13, 2026 08:30 AM (YCxFk)
His brother Mostafa is also an Ayatollah, so he'll probably be next in line.
Posted by: XTC
They're just like those nesting dolls, only each one pops out of the turban of the previous one.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2026 08:31 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Graft, Grift, All The Way Down at March
Do you mean Bulg? He is in NoVa. Surely we don’t have 2 triscuit for breakfast people, do we?
Speaking of, I am going to go grab a protein bar next door to make it through my next class.
Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 08:31 AM (2N3ca)
Heh... on Friends there was a storyline where soap opera actor Joey Tribianni ticks off the writers and very soon thereafter they have his character die by falling down an elevator shaft. Presto... Joey no longer has a great soap opera acting gig!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
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Exactly
The networks got their revenge when, during a writers strike, shows like Survivor premiered.
" Wait! We don't have to pay writers, and people still tune in? Oh happy day! Fire their prima Donna asses, and gimme my money!"
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 13, 2026 08:31 AM (LyEzZ)
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Now I'm not much of a mathematician......
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 08:31 AM (00Q4/)
‘Hotwifing’ Is Being Sold As A Marriage Booster — Yes, Really
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Maybe he'll plead she was really his "hotwife".
Posted by: Eeyore at March 13, 2026 08:31 AM (AlhUl)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 13, 2026 08:32 AM (xT8gx)
It Mostabeen him...
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:32 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt
Girl next door obtainable level.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 08:33 AM (NcUvK)
Really has not changed that much.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 08:33 AM (gbOdA)
They use to do a parody of the the TV Guide listings with crude talk, that was hysterical
Posted by: Jonah at March 13, 2026 08:33 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:33 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2026 08:33 AM (QZThv)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 13, 2026 08:33 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2026 08:34 AM (NpAcC)
143 Morning JJ and the Horde. I was leaning towards keeping Cronyn around due to easiness of him keeping the seat, but this info I see about how he acted after Jan 6th is brutal
Posted by: Jonah at March 13, 2026 08:22 AM (YCxFk)
Don’t fall for the Uniparty Op. They have ALWAYS hated Paxton and have run smear campaigns against him every time - but in spite of that, he was fought 3 statewide campaigns and won easily all 3 times!
The race that pissed them off the most was when he ended George P. Bush’s political career, the groomed heir apparent for the Bush family. They have never forgiven them that.
Don’t buy the deep state-uniparty lie that says “Oh you have to support Cornyn/Murkowski/McConnel/Thune or else the Left will win! Don’t you peons dare think that you can vote for honestly conservative candidates!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2026 08:34 AM (RBewl)
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I hope they have good lawyers and are not white. Democrats could make them Enemy #1
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 08:34 AM (00Q4/)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:34 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Jonah at March 13, 2026 08:34 AM (YCxFk)
I’m out of Triscuits now, though, so this morning it’ll just be the cottage cheese. Maybe with actual celery sticks to provide the crunch.
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 08:34 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 13, 2026 08:31 AM (xG4kz)
Because "Ayatollah" is the term for the highest rank of Shi'a Imam.
You don't have to be the Supreme Leader to be an Ayatollah.
We just think you do because the news media spent the entire 80s calling Ruhollah Khomeini THE Ayatollah, as if he was the only one.
Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 08:34 AM (wa/yD)
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Now I'm not much of a mathematician......
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 08:31 AM (00Q4/)
Do the non bi get 2 votes?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 08:35 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Jonah at March 13, 2026 08:35 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Uncle Leo Defense Deployed. at March 13, 2026 08:36 AM (oftw2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2026 08:34 AM (RBewl)
He deserves a medal for killing the Bush Clan.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 08:36 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:36 AM (XuXeR)
By request, from Queen 1978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5 zh0a6nDTo&list=RD5 zh0a6nDTo&start_radio=1
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 13, 2026 08:36 AM (x0n13)
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GOPe puts donors ahead of their voters again.
Tarring and feathering and riding out of town on a rail desperately needs to make a comeback in order for things to be fixed.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 13, 2026 08:36 AM (Dv3i1)
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Now I'm not much of a mathematician......
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 08:31 AM (00Q4/)
Do the non bi get 2 votes?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 08:35 AM (gbOdA)
Also, did they say "68" just to avoid "69" references?
Because 31+31+7 isn't 68.
Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 08:37 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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Fascinating how the Israelis take them out at street corners and checkpoints.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 08:37 AM (BENy5)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2026 08:38 AM (YsPj+)
Agreed, but the Bushys then sunk the GOP in Harris County. They're not terribly well thought of...
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:38 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Jonah at March 13, 2026 08:34 AM (YCxFk)
There was another storyline where Joey almost lost an acting gig where he was a detective who worked with a robot... title "Mac and Cheese"... Joey ticked off the nerdy engineer guy who designed the robot. The actor who played Joey was very good at portraying stupid
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 13, 2026 08:38 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Jonah at March 13, 2026 08:34 AM (YCxFk)
Hello fellas!
Posted by: Jennifer Aniston's nipples at March 13, 2026 08:38 AM (i0Hi3)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:36 AM (XuXeR)
Legend has it they kept it quite cold on the Friends set
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 08:38 AM (00Q4/)
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He should...defect now!
🤣🤣
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 08:39 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 13, 2026 08:39 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:39 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:38 AM (XuXeR)
I see Cornyn got the fat baldy Rove endorsement.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 08:39 AM (gbOdA)
Are we putting pronouns in our hash now to save space?
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 08:39 AM (00Q4/)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 08:40 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
The media will go into desperate overdrive to see that this doesn't happen.
Posted by: Ordinary American at March 13, 2026 08:41 AM (INQN/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2026 08:41 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2026 08:41 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: dantesed at March 13, 2026 08:41 AM (Oy/m2)
Posted by: ...
Given that they are Army ROTC, the media will probably run with "Brainwashed baby killer stabs poor innocent immigrant who just wanted a better life in America."
Posted by: NR Pax at March 13, 2026 08:41 AM (+4yJ5)
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Now I'm not much of a mathematician......
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 08:31 AM (00Q4/)
Do the non bi get 2 votes?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 08:35 AM (gbOdA)
Also, did they say "68" just to avoid "69" references?
Because 31+31+7 isn't 68.
Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 08:37 AM (wa/yD)
The study authors were just being irrational.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2026 08:41 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Larry at March 13, 2026 08:41 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:41 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 08:42 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:42 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2026 08:43 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 13, 2026 08:43 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 08:40 AM (gbOdA)
The lesser known Cyndi Lauper hit.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 08:43 AM (00Q4/)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2026 08:43 AM (BI5O2)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 08:43 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: NR Pax
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"Why didn't they just beat his legs?"
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 13, 2026 08:43 AM (LyEzZ)
Who are these killer's friends?
Posted by: torabora at March 13, 2026 08:44 AM (bqSKk)
"Tel Aviv Ted Cruz Is 'Very Concerned' That Tucker Carlson Might Be Receiving Foreign Money"
https://tinyurl.com/2pn76ume
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2026 08:44 AM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2026 08:41 AM (BI5O2)
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Try being 4 years old and getting that reaction.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 13, 2026 08:44 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2026 08:45 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 08:45 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 13, 2026 08:45 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 13, 2026 08:45 AM (BI5O2)
This is the way it should be done.
No quarter. Never surrender. Take the fight to the enemy.
Hooah.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 13, 2026 08:46 AM (DD6gL)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 08:46 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 08:47 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: . Chillin the most at March 13, 2026 08:47 AM (Sv8TC)
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 08:47 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:44 AM (RIvkX)
Did your parents slap it out of your hand? Or otherwise hit you?
Mine would have. Even my mother would have.
Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 08:48 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:48 AM (RIvkX)
Spanburger looked like she was near tears that her snizz will never be culturally enriched by that guy. Hope the survivors have a good lawyer.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2026 08:48 AM (QZThv)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 13, 2026 08:48 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 13, 2026 08:48 AM (QX6xo)
Is morally, ethically
Spiritually, physically
Positively, absolutely
Undeniably and reliably dead!
As Coroner, I must aver
I thoroughly examined him
And he's not only merely dead
he's really most sincerely dead
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 08:48 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:49 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 13, 2026 08:49 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 08:39 AM (gbOdA)
A big reason Beto got so close was that the Bush family machine hated Ted Cruz also, for knocking off their boy Dewhurst. They are the only serious opposition to conservative candidates in Texas, but I’m not going to accept that we have to vote for them or else or face a sad little shit who preaches that God loves abortion.
In fact I’ll argue that ONLY Paxton has the balls to run the scorched earth campaign against that demon Talerico that he deserves.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2026 08:49 AM (RBewl)
This is the way it should be done.
No quarter. Never surrender. Take the fight to the enemy.
Hooah.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 13, 2026 08:46 AM (DD6gL)
I hope it took about 20 minutes and that the actually beat the shit out of him.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 13, 2026 08:49 AM (gbOdA)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 13, 2026 08:50 AM (QX6xo)
U.S. Central Command has confirmed that four of the six airmen onboard were killed in the loss of a KC-135 over Iraq, and reiterates that the incident was not due to hostile or friendly fire. The search for the other crew members continues. In a statement, CENTCOM provided the following details:
“At approximately 2 pm ET on March 12, a U.S. KC-135 refueling aircraft went down in western Iraq. Four of six crew members on board the aircraft have been confirmed deceased as rescue efforts continue. The circumstances of the incident are under investigation. However, the loss of the aircraft was not due to hostile fire or friendly fire. The identities of the service members are being withheld until 24 hours after next of kin have been notified.”
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Speculation of a mid-air collision, at night, as the other plane involved had part of it's stabilizer, the "fin" on the rear of the aircraft, was partially ripped off.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2026 08:50 AM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 08:50 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:50 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: . Chillin the most at March 13, 2026 08:47 AM (Sv8TC)
No, that's Obama
Posted by: night lifted at March 13, 2026 08:50 AM (kJmLc)
Posted by: Limerick Lover at March 13, 2026 08:51 AM (2Ez/1)
This is the way it should be done.
No quarter. Never surrender. Take the fight to the enemy.
Hooah.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 13, 2026 08:46 AM (DD6gL)
The only negative is that they have to split credit for the kill between them, instead of each getting one full kill to their body count.
Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 08:51 AM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 08:51 AM (BENy5)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 08:51 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Jonah at March 13, 2026 08:51 AM (YCxFk)
@TheBabylonBee
Morbidly Obese Pete Hegseth Denies Any Knowledge Of What Happened To Leftover Lobster For The Troops https://buff.ly/g9VeqVV
https://tinyurl.com/2hmbtf9p
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2026 08:51 AM (NpAcC)
They've been pushing the anti-Jew stuff for quite a while. I think Liberty Daily is an Alex Jones product. Jones has been often-accused of antisemitism.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 13, 2026 08:52 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2026 08:52 AM (QZThv)
Posted by: dantesed at March 13, 2026 08:41 AM (Oy/m2)
Cardboard Ayatollah.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 13, 2026 08:52 AM (QX6xo)
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I'm confused, I thought this was Elizabeth Warren's bill. And that Trump won't sign it anyway until SAFE is passed.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 13, 2026 08:52 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 13, 2026 08:53 AM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 13, 2026 08:53 AM (YsPj+)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 13, 2026 08:54 AM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 13, 2026 08:52 AM (QZThv)
Yep, now get JD to fire the Qatarlson brat
Posted by: night lifted at March 13, 2026 08:54 AM (kJmLc)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2026 08:54 AM (RBewl)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 13, 2026 08:54 AM (QX6xo)
So much for oversight: The FBI’s ‘ghost files’
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I hope Ratcliffe is poring over the CIA's 'ghost files' and reveals some of their shady sh*t they did under Obama/Biden (prob during Trump admin also)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 13, 2026 08:54 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: The Sierra Leone phone book at March 13, 2026 08:54 AM (2Ez/1)
Yesterday we ( Michigan) had an attack in a s Jewish temple, and because it was within walking distance of where I live, it seemed more horrible to me than usual. That sounds horrible, but I just mean that the attack a month ago in a jehova witness church was horrible but far away.
Posted by: . Chillin the most at March 13, 2026 08:47 AM
mustn't forget the attack on the Mormon church in Grand Blanc back in September
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 13, 2026 08:55 AM (tljrc)
Posted by: Jonah at March 13, 2026 08:55 AM (YCxFk)
@TheBabylonBee
Morbidly Obese Pete Hegseth Denies Any Knowledge Of What Happened To Leftover Lobster For The Troops https://buff.ly/g9VeqVV
https://tinyurl.com/2hmbtf9p
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2026 08:51 AM (NpAcC)
*fat fistbump*
Posted by: Fat JD Vance at March 13, 2026 08:56 AM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Jonah at March 13, 2026 08:55 AM
Couldn't they just pause the DVR?
Posted by: Kids today at March 13, 2026 08:57 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Jonah at March 13, 2026 08:55 AM
So, I'm guessing they inserted a catheter as well.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 13, 2026 08:58 AM (QX6xo)
Sirius 70s on 7
"You . . . . light up my life"
As annoying now as it was then
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 13, 2026 08:58 AM (LyEzZ)
Posted by: Bonecrusher at March 13, 2026 08:58 AM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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DC is running Cornyn's campaign. It is also funding his campaign. He is one bought and paid for pos.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 08:59 AM (BENy5)
Sirius 70s on 7
"You . . . . light up my life"
As annoying now as it was then
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 13, 2026 08:58 AM (LyEzZ)
This is why I work on my own vehicles.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 13, 2026 08:59 AM (QX6xo)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 09:00 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 09:00 AM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Anybody under 30 at March 13, 2026 09:01 AM (2Ez/1)
Or Seinfeld."
Wait, there were full episodes? Were they spectacular?
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 09:02 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
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Equating Cruz faith with Islam is absurd.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 09:02 AM (BENy5)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
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Equating Cruz faith with Islam is absurd.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 09:02 AM (BENy5)
Thank you
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2026 09:02 AM (UY8rI)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer
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Fill up some trucker bombs.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 13, 2026 09:02 AM (XvL8K)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 13, 2026 09:03 AM (M9gjJ)
Show was a bit stiff, tho.
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 09:03 AM (XuXeR)
Or Seinfeld.
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 09:00 AM (77rzZ)
Well then, let's get a couple of things straight my friend. Best show evah and chandlers sarcasm!
Posted by: Jennifer Aniston's nipples at March 13, 2026 09:03 AM (i0Hi3)
Or Seinfeld.
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 09:00 AM
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Is anyone here a Marine Biologist?
Posted by: Larry David at March 13, 2026 09:04 AM (2Ez/1)
Yeah.
Just as absurd as typing out "The Dispensationalist Eschatology"
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 09:04 AM (XuXeR)
Of course, there is much to be said of “and”.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 13, 2026 09:04 AM (guc+i)
I don’t need an agency to know that dropping a cruise missile on a school full of little girls is wrong.
Sadly, some do. The agency would have been able to identify that it has been a school since around 2017, that the Intel of it being part of a military compound was outdated, etc. Tbh I think they did it on purpose. But im bitter.
He said we weren't going to follow those silly rules of war in that embarrassing speech to the Generals.
I read that there was a double strike on the school, so more people were killed when they hurried to find their children. It’s time for Hexit.
I bet you he's gonna cry on camera in the dock at the Hague courts one day
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 13, 2026 09:05 AM (ycI94)
Posted by: Big Pulpit at March 13, 2026 09:06 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 09:06 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Sir Mix-A-Lot at March 13, 2026 09:06 AM (0sNs1)
Posted by: Jonah at March 13, 2026 09:06 AM (YCxFk)
Of course, there is much to be said of “and”.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher, phoning it in at March 13, 2026 09:04 AM
+++++
Sitting right here, boss.
Posted by: Smelly cat at March 13, 2026 09:07 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 09:08 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: Bulg at March 13, 2026 09:08 AM (77rzZ)
Because 31+31+7 isn't 68.
Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 08:37 AM (wa/yD)
The study authors were just being irrational.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Well, they were women.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 09:09 AM (NcUvK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 09:09 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: Jonah at March 13, 2026 09:09 AM (YCxFk)
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 13, 2026 08:56 AM (a4flb)
I don’t see Ted Cruz supporters going to Old Dominion and assassinating teachers in their schoolrooms.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 13, 2026 09:09 AM (RBewl)
Take a break from your free-floating evangelical hate. Come back in a week.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 13, 2026 09:10 AM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Jonah at March 13, 2026 09:09 AM (YCxFk)
I kind of hated ER. Pretentious.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 09:10 AM (bss/y)
The study authors were just being irrational.
Posted by: Count de Monet
Well, they were women.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026
Ba dum tss! 🤣
Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 09:10 AM (PRqXW)
It has been revealed that it was the STUDENTS at Old Dominion University who BEAT THE TERR*RIST TO DEATH... WITHOUT GUNS!!!
... he taught them well.
Posted by: SMOD at March 13, 2026 09:10 AM (GITLP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 09:10 AM (bss/y)
https://tinyurl.com/yc7mvc6u
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 09:10 AM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 13, 2026 09:11 AM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 09:11 AM (PRqXW)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026
Ba dum tss! 🤣
Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 09:10 AM (PRqXW)
Math can be difficult.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 09:11 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 09:11 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 13, 2026 09:12 AM (Y1sOo)
He literally told Tucker on that interview that the US must serve his Eschatological view.
The Dispensationalist Eschatology has many overlaps with the Iranian eschatology and this should be unsettling to normal people.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 13, 2026 08:56 AM (a4flb)
This is not accurate. Of course, dispensationalism has many flavors and variations but I've known many over the years and none even closely resembled the Iranian nonsense. Christians in my evangelical circles support Israel for Biblical reasons (e.g. Genesis 12:3) and quite aside from religion or theology for moral reasons in that they're one of our best allies and certainly one of the more decent countries in that region of the world. None of us want to bring on Armageddon
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 13, 2026 09:13 AM (xT8gx)
Posted by: Piper at March 13, 2026 09:11 AM (PRqXW)
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If this were an episode of "Married with Children" Al Bundy would be complaining about getting a group of big people moving....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 09:13 AM (ESVrU)
My uncle posted something today on Facefuck about new construction going in in Elizabethtown, Ky going for 685k for a small lot. 2500 sq ft.
The thing that struck me: I hate today that all new construction in the past 25 years looks so samey. No trees, hedges, bushes. They are like living units- not homes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 09:14 AM (bss/y)
Still harping on that girls school I see...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 13, 2026 09:14 AM (VE6XX)
Posted by: man at March 13, 2026 09:14 AM (XuXeR)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 13, 2026 09:12 AM (Y1sOo)
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There was also that episode where Elaine didn't have a square to spare for Jerry's girlfriend in the next stall.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 13, 2026 09:14 AM (ESVrU)
Feel free to vote for the Democrat the next time he's up for re-election.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2026 09:16 AM (ExV1e)
Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison
That was a lot of fevered jerking off...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 13, 2026 09:16 AM (xG4kz)
It's simple. They killed him. Why is this so difficult for you. We can't meet the threat if we won't say what happened.
It has been revealed that it was the STUDENTS at Old Dominion University who BEAT THE TERR*RIST TO DEATH... WITHOUT GUNS!!!
"There were students that were in that room that subdued him and rendered him... no longer alive.
I don't know how else to say it, but they basically were able to terminate the threat."
ABSOLUTE HEROES!!!!!!
https://is.gd/jqxaCN
Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 09:16 AM (Riz8t)
@Bubblebathgirl
TSA line in Austin, Texas, is seen ridiculously long because of Congressional Democrats refusing to fund DHS that overseas the TSA.
Democrats want Americans to all suffer and for the travel economy to tank in order to make President Trump look worse.
https://tinyurl.com/5n9yhj8u
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2026 09:16 AM (NpAcC)
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Next
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♻️
Posted by: muldoon at March 13, 2026 09:17 AM (qgHp7)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 13, 2026 09:12 AM
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Just don't take a Brentanos book in the bathroom.
Posted by: George at March 13, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)
@DrEliDavid
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1h
🚨 Breaking - Official Mossad account: Mojtaba Khamenei is dead
Posted by: Don Black at March 13, 2026 07:51 AM (ZxPkt)
He's an ex-Supreme. He had desires to summer tour with Diana Ross. All dust in the wind now.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 13, 2026 07:55 AM (wVcYX)
ibtw, is there a link to this
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 09:18 AM (GD0B3)
It's simple. They killed him. Why is this so difficult for you. We can't meet the threat if we won't say what happened.
Knee-jerk reaction. You say it that way on Facebook and you get a thirty day Facebook jail sentence.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 09:18 AM (NcUvK)
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 13, 2026 09:19 AM (x6UjB)
Not to mention seeing if he had the nadular fortitude to put forth his view.
Posted by: TeeJ at March 13, 2026 09:19 AM (Gk2Bn)
The main actress had mesmerizing breasts.
They were mercifully left intact.
Posted by: Stateless at March 13, 2026 09:19 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: one hour sober at March 13, 2026 09:12 AM
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Just don't take a Brentanos book in the bathroom.
Posted by: George at March 13, 2026 09:17 AM (2Ez/1)
How about this? You get your toilet book out of here before I jump over this counter and punch you in the brain! - Rebecca DeMornay
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 13, 2026 09:19 AM (xT8gx)
Sirius 70s on 7
"You . . . . light up my life"
As annoying now as it was then
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 13, 2026 08:58 AM
You didn't find listening to it a boone?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 13, 2026 09:19 AM (0sNs1)
The thing that struck me: I hate today that all new construction in the past 25 years looks so samey. No trees, hedges, bushes. They are like living units- not homes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
What stands out for me about new construction is how full of gables and what not they make the roofs. They are all broken up by "features".
It must be a roofer's wet dream to envision having to re-roof such monstrosities.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 13, 2026 09:19 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Jonah at March 13, 2026 09:19 AM (YCxFk)
You hate to see it.
Oh, wait a minute. No you don't. You revel in it. I hope it hurt. I hope the souls of all those people you slaughtered are waiting to visit tortures on you, you miserable pos.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 09:20 AM (Riz8t)
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I've been wondering how long the Iranian mullahs were going to be able to keep that a secret and basically, just do whatever they and/or the IRGC wanted.
Which seems to pretty much be the case.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 13, 2026 09:20 AM (jtM2q)
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And the TSA agents in Austin are calling in sick. Hard to blame them, however, many other cities have TSA agents still coming to work without pay (deferred pay, anyway).
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 13, 2026 09:20 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: runner
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On X. Trump said Motjaba was alive in some form yesterday I think.
Posted by: whig at March 13, 2026 09:20 AM (E4rtv)
TSA line in Austin, Texas, is seen ridiculously long
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Solution is simple. Disband the TSA and give security back to the airlines as it was before Bush's cronies took over.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 09:20 AM (BENy5)
Posted by: Stateless at March 13, 2026 09:20 AM (Sco7b)
I am not sure if Unknown Drip realizes this, but this is also one reason why things have gotten so fraught in public discourse when mentioning religion at all and why people have stopped usually bringing it up. Someone gets tweaked. Maybe if it did not turn into a Council of Nicea every time people brought up doctrinal/faith issues, we might be able to talk about things and not see a religious reference as jarring or out of place.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 09:21 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 09:09 AM (NcUvK)
I'm just kidding we don't hire women
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 09:21 AM (00Q4/)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 09:21 AM (00Q4/)
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You have been excused for a week.
Check up thread.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 09:22 AM (BENy5)
You'll settle for Monica.
Most women are Phoebe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 09:09 AM (bss/y)
I liked Phoebe. Ditzy, yes, but usually not a bitch. Both Rachel and Monica were cast-iron bitches, and I learned long ago that life is too short for that shite.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 13, 2026 09:22 AM (IG3/x)
The thing that struck me: I hate today that all new construction in the past 25 years looks so samey. No trees, hedges, bushes. They are like living units- not homes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
What stands out for me about new construction is how full of gables and what not they make the roofs. They are all broken up by "features".
It must be a roofer's wet dream to envision having to re-roof such monstrosities.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 13, 2026 09:19 AM (xG4kz)
All new construction (not of single family homes, but of business spaces) is meant to be so bland that it could be a Wendy's one week, then a megabank like Chase the next.
Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 09:22 AM (3wOGw)
Posted by: Archimedes
These violators of goats' dignity will continue to thrash about killing indiscriminately until they are utterly defeated. They are disgusting and showing why they needed to be eradicated.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 13, 2026 09:22 AM (Dv3i1)
LOL, these cvnt are treating Jan 6 like Iranian jihadis are treating "Al Quids Day".
Posted by: runner at March 13, 2026 09:22 AM (GD0B3)
Which seems to pretty much be the case.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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IRGC has seized command I think and they are ignoring the Iranian president. Who I think lives only because the US and Israel want someone authoritative left to surrender Iran.
Makes it very easy to simply isolate and target the IRGC which is the real power behind the throne to begin with.
Posted by: whig at March 13, 2026 09:23 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions
And I bet that you'll be crying when he retires and nothing happens to him.
It's adorable how they think the Hague Court is a powerful being who can drag anyone to their tribunals.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 13, 2026 09:23 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 13, 2026 09:19 AM (xG4kz)
Heh. I miss ranch houses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 09:23 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: NR Pax at March 13, 2026 09:23 AM (+4yJ5)
I still don't understand why Rodrigo Duterte didn't tell them to go f*** themselves.
Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 09:24 AM (3wOGw)
Breaking - Official Mossad account: Mojtaba Khamenei is dead"
Overheard at the "Council of Experts" conclave --
"Well, fellers, whose head are we going to glue over Flat Mojtaba's? Our public is waiting!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 13, 2026 09:24 AM (xG4kz)
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 09:24 AM (00Q4/)
The thing that struck me: I hate today that all new construction in the past 25 years looks so samey. No trees, hedges, bushes. They are like living units- not homes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 09:14 AM
I know, right?
all the new "developments" look like a witness protection program subdivision or some place you'd parachute into in Fortnite
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 13, 2026 09:24 AM (tljrc)
The predicted “future” came within 24 hours. This is Israeli Air Force footage of drones and jets blowing up Basij checkpoints all around Tehran today, based on tips called in by Iranian citizens. A revolution with air support against a regime with no air defence.
https://is.gd/eIWz7H
Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 09:24 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Cheaper to do it that way and many of those subdivisions are HOA.
Posted by: whig at March 13, 2026 09:24 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2026 09:24 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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It wasn't a mention it was a comparative insult.
There's a way to have civil conversation about a topic and there's a way to be a jackass.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 09:24 AM (BENy5)
Feel free to vote for the Democrat the next time he's up for re-election.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 13, 2026 09:16 AM (ExV1e)
*****
Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes support this message.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 13, 2026 09:25 AM (NpAcC)
I guess that Flat Mojtaba will not wang chung tonight.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 13, 2026 09:25 AM (xG4kz)
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I thought Diversity was our strength?
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 13, 2026 09:25 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: rickb223
I once tested that on FB by using rape, torture, murder and kill and nothing happened. I think people are still frightened.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 13, 2026 09:25 AM (+4yJ5)
You'll settle for Monica.
Most women are Phoebe.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
>I don't want Rachel. She has that 'man jaw' like Megan Kelly.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 13, 2026 09:25 AM (M9gjJ)
Which one do we want?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 09:26 AM (Riz8t)
There's a way to have civil conversation about a topic and there's a way to be a jackass.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 09:24 AM (BENy5)
'civil'?
Do we do that here?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 09:26 AM (bss/y)
Kudrow had great timing and delivery and she was low key sexy as hell. Then again Aniston has real comic chops too but I feel they were busy highlighting her "other" assets.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 09:26 AM (00Q4/)
Makes it very easy to simply isolate and target the IRGC which is the real power behind the throne to begin with.
Posted by: whig at March 13, 2026 09:23 AM (E4rtv)
Does the President even have any authority in Iran?
Doesn't it all go to the Supreme Leader?
Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 09:26 AM (3wOGw)
all the new "developments" look like a witness protection program subdivision or some place you'd parachute into in Fortnite
Posted by: AltonJackson
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Institutional
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 09:27 AM (BENy5)
Which one do we want?
Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 09:26 AM (Riz8t)
Yes
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 09:27 AM (00Q4/)
Posted by: JackStraw
At the end of this, I'd like to see televised the Iranians freed from prison pissing on Carter's grave.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 13, 2026 09:27 AM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 09:27 AM (NcUvK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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It wasn't a mention it was a comparative insult.
There's a way to have civil conversation about a topic and there's a way to be a jackass.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 09:24 AM
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Since it's Friday, can I use the term Mackerel Snappers?
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 13, 2026 09:27 AM (2Ez/1)
It must be a roofer's wet dream to envision having to re-roof such monstrosities.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:
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And more likely to leak.
Posted by: whig at March 13, 2026 09:27 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 09:28 AM (bss/y)
Doesn't it all go to the Supreme Leader?
Posted by: XTC at March 13, 2026 09:26 AM (3wOGw)
I think he is saying Bartertown has a new leader.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 09:28 AM (bss/y)
Yep. Off the top of my head I can think of five. You might be able to put two or three of those in the same type camp.
"None of us want to bring on Armageddon."
That will happen in God's perfect timing. He wrote the entire thing out, beginning to end, before "In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth."
Posted by: TeeJ at March 13, 2026 09:29 AM (Gk2Bn)
Doesn't it all go to the Supreme Leader?
There is a power struggle happening, with the IRGC probably now in control. My prediction is that said control is a poisoned chalice.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 09:29 AM (Riz8t)
Posted by: dantesed at March 13, 2026 08:11 AM (Oy/m2)
No glass eye. Had surgery for a benign tumor behind the optic nerve. Lost her vision in that eye, but the eye still tracked, so the decision was made to leave the eye in place.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 13, 2026 09:29 AM (5xuJ/)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 13, 2026 09:30 AM (Suwql)
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 13, 2026 09:27 AM (2Ez/1)
Sure! 'Papist Stooge' is a favorite of mine as well.
Kneeler. Them People With All The Kids.
Although I never eat mackerel on Lenten Fridays.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 09:30 AM (bss/y)
No, I was just alive in the 20th century.
Oh
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 09:30 AM (00Q4/)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 13, 2026 09:30 AM (viF8m)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 09:30 AM (bss/y)
Posted by: NR Pax
I got a 30 day for a "kill them all let God sort it out" comment. Then I got a 30 day for something I'd said four years ago. All depends if someone reports you. And it doesn't help if you are a repeat offender.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 09:31 AM (NcUvK)
Posted by: Archimedes at March 13, 2026 09:31 AM (Riz8t)
Doesn't it all go to the Supreme Leader?
Posted by: XTC
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Problem for Iran is that Khameini Sr. had command presence--a framed picture of his son has little command presence. And the IRGC making all the war command decisions based on prewar instructions makes it worse. Quite a bit of evidence that the remains of the civil government has fled to Mashhad in far Eastern Iran which is about 11-12 hours away from Teheran. So the IRGC is running the show with an out of touch civil government.
It is sort of like the waning days of the Turd Reich. Adm Karl Donitz was the last one standing so that is who surrendered and he wasn't in the Berlin kill box surrounded by the Soviets.
Posted by: whig at March 13, 2026 09:32 AM (E4rtv)
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How could you tell which one wasn't the ribeye?
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 09:32 AM (00Q4/)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 13, 2026 09:31 AM (NcUvK)
I got community noted for linking a interview Rogan did with an Anti-Vaccine (in general) lady.
But, I linked something on Covid Vaxx injury yesterday and nothing yet.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 13, 2026 09:32 AM (bss/y)
I got a 30 day for a "kill them all let God sort it out" comment. Then I got a 30 day for something I'd said four years ago. All depends if someone reports you. And it doesn't help if you are a repeat offender.
Posted by: rickb223
Do you have a FB parole officer? How often do you have to check in with that person?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 13, 2026 09:32 AM (xG4kz)
I got a three day ban for saying "White people are crazy" and another one for something I said years ago as well. I read an article about the center out in Africa that goes through various offensive things and the trauma that these people experience.
My sympathy was non-existent.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 13, 2026 09:33 AM (+4yJ5)
>>https://is.gd/eIWz7H
Dude turned into pink mist at 0:29 was worth the wait
Posted by: one hour sober at March 13, 2026 09:33 AM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars
He leaves me alone after I found his personal email and sent him the really offensive stuff.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 13, 2026 09:34 AM (+4yJ5)
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Wasn't that long ago one could purchase a mini burger or McChicken for a buck, small fries too.
Today one can eat at places like the Olive Garden close to the same price as a big meal from Fast Food.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 13, 2026 09:34 AM (BENy5)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Opponents of Trump and US military along with supporters of Iran will pick up any stick to beat him with.
The entire West has become innervated due to the mass of ngos, leftist globalists, Muzzies, and AWFULs so that the past unified response to wars is no more. And that is why it is so difficult to wage war in while being hounded by critics seeking a domestic political opening to get power.
Posted by: whig at March 13, 2026 09:36 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Clark Griswold at March 13, 2026 09:36 AM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: rickb223
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Next time, do it in the original Latin with references to the Albigensians.
Dumbasses won't be able to understand it.
Posted by: whig at March 13, 2026 09:38 AM (E4rtv)
Posted by: whig
They honestly think that if we were defeated as soundly as they fantasized, the next step would be them helping herd us into the train cars.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 13, 2026 09:41 AM (+4yJ5)
Posted by: whig
Trump is going to demonstrate what it's like when you don't give a fuck about all that and just want to achieve an objective. And when he does, in time for the 250th no less, it's going to hurt the domestic left bad. But they already know it's coming because they are zealots, not stupid.
Posted by: ... at March 13, 2026 09:43 AM (00Q4/)
Posted by: Limerick Lover at March 13, 2026 08:12 AM (2Ez/1)
The hajis and Jews that they hated,
They fought and could never be sated.
Then Trump said 'strike hard'
in the mullahs back yard
and the leader became corrugated.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 13, 2026 10:19 AM (G1ktt)
>Yahoo Finance
The Senate passed its first major housing bill since the subprime mortgage crisis. Can it actually become law?
The legislation must overcome disagreements from the House and President Trump's focus on a voting law. Mar. 13. 2026
One paragraph: "The bill contains a number of provisions designed to lower costs and boost housing supply. Among them are initiatives to change manufactured home requirements to lower their costs, simplify environmental review processes for small building projects, and tie certain state and local government grants and funding to housing production goals."
> AI Overview
Initiatives to change manufactured home requirements aim to increase affordability, design flexibility, and integration into urban/suburban areas. Key efforts include removing the permanent steel chassis requirement, permitting multi-story and multi-unit (up to four) designs, and enhancing
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 13, 2026 10:43 AM (NFX2v)
>Pew dot org, Nov. 10, 2025: Proposal Could Lower Manufactured Home Costs, Expand Housing Supply
Ending chassis requirements would bring greater design flexibility and factory efficiency.
This won't happen, I thought, but -
Mar. 12. 2026, 'Governor Shapiro Calls for Reform...'
In part, "In his budget address last month, Governor Shapiro called on the legislature to pass legislation limiting lot rent increases for manufactured homeowners."
PA has introduced such legislation in both the state House and Senate. NJ is also advancing similar legislation, while NY has it in place via the NY Land-Home Property Act S7120, effective Dec. 12, 2026. Further, Virginia's SB346 - Zoning ordinances; manufactured housing - passed 02/18/2026. And so on.
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Manufacturing Housing Org: Manufactured Housing Communities in the U.S.
The article has a US map of States/Counties with manufacturing housing communities, Congressional Districts and the ability to download community locations.
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Q: Who pays?
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🙏 US Military, Israel
Good weekend! 🤗
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 13, 2026 10:43 AM (NFX2v)
I can’t imagine the “rescue operations” are more than recovery operations, But a miracle would be nice.
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