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Terrorist Rams Car Through Synagogue Gate, Starts Shooting the Congregation
Must have been a straight white conservative male. That's my bet.
The shooter is now dead and they're still hiding his name which casts a slight amount of doubt on my guess that he's a straight white conservative male.A gunman was shot and killed Thursday afternoon after ramming a truck into a West Bloomfield Synagogue, according to the Associated Press. The incident happened at the Temple Israel, 5725 Walnut Lake Road, where smoke was seen billowing from the roof. Oakland County Sheriff Michael Bouchard said Temple security fired shots at at least one person after the crash. There were no other injuries in the shooting. Police are also looking into whether anyone else was involved in the incident and asked those within one mile of the synagogue to shelter in place. All children who were removed from the school will be placed at the Jewish Community Center for reunification with their parents. The Jewish Federation of Detroit ordered all Jewish organizations to go into lockout protocol.
BREAKING: Car crashes into Temple Israel in West Bloomfield, Michigan, in what police are calling an "active situation."
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) March 12, 2026
According to local reports, a vehicle crashed into the Jewish synagogue before shots were fired.
Oakland County deputies say an individual purposely drove… pic.twitter.com/ys3RvVRnkP
🚨 BREAKING: Armed FBI agents rushing to Temple Israel synagogue in West Bloomfield, MI — active shooter reported.
— 🇺🇸 America First Feed (@America1stFeed) March 12, 2026
Vehicle crashed into building, shots fired. Smoke visible. Multiple ambulances and police on scene.
Casualties unknown. Developing.
Praying for zero casualties… pic.twitter.com/bEN5eWY0Ca
🚨 DEVELOPING: CAR CRASHES INTO JEWISH SYNAGOGUE IN MICHIGAN - ACTIVE SHOOTER REPORTED
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) March 12, 2026
• Vehicle deliberately driven into Temple Israel in West Bloomfield, Michigan, officials say
• Reports indicate shots were fired after the crash
• The vehicle caught fire after striking the… pic.twitter.com/lAtCANZZb5
Wajahat Ali says: “My family and everyone I know in Pakistan no longer wants to come to America thanks to Trump. Pakistanis are staying home!” pic.twitter.com/XSe3gw91r1
— Global Pulse (@movielover93582) March 11, 2026
— Gain of Fauci (@DschlopesIsBack) March 11, 2026
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Schnorflepuppy (OT but harmless) at March 12, 2026 02:22 PM (v23vE)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 12, 2026 02:22 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 12, 2026 02:22 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 12, 2026 02:23 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 12, 2026 02:23 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2026 02:23 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 12, 2026 02:24 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Earl Schlobodowicz at March 12, 2026 02:24 PM (+48wn)
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2026 02:24 PM (erF49)
Did I miss any?
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 12, 2026 02:25 PM (G1ktt)
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Some Americans no longer want to hear from Wajahat Ali or his claims.
Some Americans think Wajahat Ali should be stuffed back inside his mother in whatever sh*thole country she was born in.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2026 02:25 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 12, 2026 02:23 PM (dK+Kv)
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The Blade has to leave some glory for others to be FIRST. The Blade is nice and generous like that.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 12, 2026 02:25 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 02:25 PM (eDMZF)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 12, 2026 02:25 PM (FJHWH)
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 12, 2026 02:25 PM (ExV1e)
There is a ton of muslims there, too.
Along with a decent Chaldean population.
Posted by: garrett at March 12, 2026 02:25 PM (erF49)
Posted by: Heroq at March 12, 2026 02:25 PM (xmWpR)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 12, 2026 02:26 PM (pZ64F)
F off.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 12, 2026 02:26 PM (oSFyF)
Posted by: zigggggy at March 12, 2026 02:26 PM (EDeJ/)
Posted by: Gref at March 12, 2026 02:26 PM (5rh/l)
Posted by: krennik at March 12, 2026 02:26 PM (T0tPD)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 12, 2026 02:26 PM (FJHWH)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 12, 2026 02:27 PM (gKWVE)
Were they pre-backlashing the Muslims or something that caused them to go all Muslim on them?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 12, 2026 02:27 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 12, 2026 02:27 PM (rxwdW)
This might be the best effect of Trump 2.0 and I wasn't even anticipating it.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 12, 2026 02:27 PM (ikP+N)
We should tell him that the way to get back at Americans is to round up all the Pakis here already and take them home.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 12, 2026 02:28 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2026 02:28 PM (8zz6B)
Gunman killed, victim dead, two others hurt after shooting at ODU
All classes and operations on campus have been suspended for Thursday and Friday, the university said. ODU put out an 'all clear' notification at 12:05 p.m.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 12, 2026 02:28 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2026 02:28 PM (fhCge)
Posted by: Heroq at March 12, 2026 02:29 PM (xmWpR)
Not seen much on media but the Pakimuzzies and Taliban have been having a pretty big shoot-'em-up for the last week as well.
Posted by: Auspex at March 12, 2026 02:29 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at March 12, 2026 02:29 PM (f9h0J)
Posted by: zigggggy at March 12, 2026 02:26 PM (EDeJ/)
report said the car caught fire.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2026 02:29 PM (8avO+)
Get rid of the enormous amounts of government benefits and mission accomplished.
Or, stop counting people who aren't - at least - permanent legal residents for Congressional districting and fed dollar handouts and watch the blue states start rounding up foreigners immediately.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 12, 2026 02:30 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Methos at March 12, 2026 02:30 PM (vSvIl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2026 02:28 PM (8zz6B)
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The burning car us inside the bullding
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2026 02:30 PM (RIvkX)
2. Gotta love the usual idiotic reporting:
"It is not yet clear whether the crash was intentional or accidental. The suspect is reportedly dead. Reports say security shot him after he crashed into the building with a rifle."
Yea sure, it was an accident, and the driver got out of the car and then started shooting people.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 12, 2026 02:30 PM (iFTx/)
Just leave, and take two Somalis with you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2026 02:30 PM (fhCge)
I appreciate and adore Nerd Culture but it's ruining his credibility here.
Posted by: Taylor at March 12, 2026 02:30 PM (NibyB)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 12, 2026 02:30 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 12, 2026 02:30 PM (rxwdW)
Posted by: Heroq at March 12, 2026 02:29 PM (xmWpR)
well if he has a bowtie and a confused look we know who he's following.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2026 02:30 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Chairborne!..
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In miles or centuries?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 12, 2026 02:31 PM (rD6ux)
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 02:31 PM (eDMZF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 12, 2026 02:31 PM (8Xy/A)
earlier today
A man walked into a bookstore and asked the clerk "Do you have Trump's new book about deporting the illegal aliens?" She yelled at me "Get the hell out and don't come back!"
I replied "That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2026 02:31 PM (BEugU)
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 12, 2026 02:31 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 12, 2026 02:31 PM (M9gjJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2026 02:28 PM (8zz6B)
Grilled pork chop night at the Jewish center.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 12, 2026 02:31 PM (g8Ew8)
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 12, 2026 02:25 PM (FJHWH)
Temple Israel is in West Bloomfield Township. Distance to Dearborn = 20 miles as the crow flies.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at March 12, 2026 02:31 PM (/HDaX)
Posted by: Heroq at March 12, 2026 02:25 PM
authorities vowed.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 12, 2026 02:31 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: Shoefly the Boxing Mule at March 12, 2026 02:32 PM (ufJfM)
Posted by: Tucker Qatarlson at March 12, 2026 02:32 PM (V6W16)
Posted by: pudinhead at March 12, 2026 02:32 PM (pZ64F)
"It is not yet clear whether the crash was intentional or accidental. The suspect is reportedly dead. Reports say security shot him after he crashed into the building with a rifle."
Yea sure, it was an accident, and the driver got out of the car and then started shooting people.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 12, 2026 02:30 PM (iFTx/)
Our elites and their vaunted educations.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2026 02:32 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Get out of my fucking shot at March 12, 2026 02:32 PM (jZ3ZM)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2026 02:32 PM (BEugU)
Pretty reliably Dem, of course.
Bouchard has had to deal with crazies a lot, it seems. Oakland is my county (I'm not crazy) and this orderly and prosperous area has seen an uptick in weirdness over the last few years, often from orcs and outsiders.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 12, 2026 02:32 PM (kpS4V)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2026 02:30 PM (8avO+)
That's not funny!
Posted by: George Will fanboi at March 12, 2026 02:33 PM (skR0U)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 12, 2026 02:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic . . . at March 12, 2026 02:33 PM (3ZUWJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 12, 2026 02:33 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 02:34 PM (eDMZF)
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Thought he crashed into the building with a car?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2026 02:34 PM (BEugU)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2026 02:34 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 02:34 PM (eDMZF)
Posted by: far cry at March 12, 2026 02:34 PM (oDmoo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 12, 2026 02:30 PM (RIvkX)
Burning cars emit a vast amount of black smoke. Oil, fuel, tires, upholstery, plastic body parts...all black smoke.
The roof vent seems, in the video, to be issuing steam which rapidly dissipates. Maybe the fire already been extinguished, and the steam is from water on the hot metal?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2026 02:34 PM (8zz6B)
On a separate note, the outside Christmas lights are almost down. It's not AOP cold in my part of Canada, but it's still been cold.
Posted by: Stateless at March 12, 2026 02:34 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 12, 2026 02:34 PM (4NO2D)
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 02:34 PM (eDMZF)
Pakistan IS in Asia, after all.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2026 02:34 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: zigggggy at March 12, 2026 02:26 PM (EDeJ/)
report said the car caught fire.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2026 02:29 PM (8avO+)
Probably an EV. Buck will let us know the particulars.
Posted by: Beartooth at March 12, 2026 02:34 PM (+Evw/)
I'm so mad at you that you made me laugh at this.
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 02:34 PM (eDMZF)
The smoke is coming from a place very far inside the building. I wonder if the car made it that far, or if the smoke just carried a long way inside.
It's not clear from the reports if Temple security made the assailant into kosher Swiss cheese, or the police did it.
Maybe places like that should install bollards.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 12, 2026 02:35 PM (VWtfl)
Those people are fighting the civil war for the left.
It's a civil war by proxy.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 12, 2026 02:35 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 02:35 PM (77rzZ)
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Thought he crashed into the building with a car?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2026 02:34 PM (BEugU)
or did the building itself have a rifle. Someone did shoot him.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2026 02:35 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2026 02:32 PM
If he were Amish it would have been a horse cart.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 12, 2026 02:35 PM (4NO2D)
Wajahat Ali is not only an all-around fuck, he's a liar.
Of all the things that aren't happening, Pakistanis electing not to come to the US even if they're papered up is the not-happeningest thing ever.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2026 02:36 PM (FveOp)
Posted by: ballistic at March 12, 2026 02:36 PM (5aZAZ)
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 02:36 PM (eDMZF)
Temple Security, seeing the armed FBI come running in: "He's dead, Jim."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 12, 2026 02:36 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 12, 2026 02:37 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Heroq at March 12, 2026 02:29 PM (xmWpR)
well if he has a bowtie and a confused look we know who he's following.
Posted by: Oldcat
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The Science, TM, shows that bowties cut off the carotid artery causing dementia. E.g. George Will and Tucker Qatarlson.
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2026 02:37 PM (E4rtv)
Funny how armed men can be a benefit to society...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2026 02:37 PM (n9ltV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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They've elected a new rabbi?
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2026 02:37 PM (BEugU)
I think we'll survive without Pakistani cultural enrichment.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2026 02:37 PM (viF8m)
Makes me feel sick to read this.
Posted by: BIBLIO at March 12, 2026 02:37 PM (p3J4v)
Posted by: media, after we get the details about who did it at March 12, 2026 02:37 PM (qivay)
No? OK, then.
Posted by: Case at March 12, 2026 02:38 PM (pvf3X)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2026 02:37 PM (n9ltV)
I have been duly informed for years that a good guy with a gun has NEVER stopped a bad guy with a gun.
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 02:38 PM (eDMZF)
https://tinyurl.com/sjbr54hr
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 12, 2026 02:38 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 12, 2026 02:38 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2026 02:38 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Shoefly the Boxing Mule at March 12, 2026 02:32 PM (ufJfM)
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That would be Mohammed Derka Derka. Mo to his friends.
Posted by: mrp at March 12, 2026 02:38 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 12, 2026 02:35 PM (VWtfl)
Good plan. Hillary is unpredictable; could attack at any time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2026 02:39 PM (8zz6B)
Turns out, it was planted because the two CA vendors lost their exclusive food procurement contracts with the military.
Hegseth opened it up to more vendors--nationwide--and they are losing the bids.
Just another example of how the Democrats have used every part of the federal government to prop up the blue states.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 12, 2026 02:39 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 12, 2026 02:39 PM (M9gjJ)
It shouldn't surprise anyone that the rabidly anti-American party would take active steps to harm America.
Posted by: Sam Adams at March 12, 2026 02:39 PM (X+xvk)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2026 02:34 PM (8zz6B)
Or maybe they held a quick vote to confirm that Kohmeni guy really was elected before trying to shoot everyone?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 12, 2026 02:39 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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The shooter has escaped the cycle of violence
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 12, 2026 02:39 PM (rD6ux)
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To be fair she looked like Lena Dunham
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 02:39 PM (eDMZF)
Trump is so awesome he's deporting parasitic terror fuckworms before they even get to America!
Can I vote for him again??
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 12, 2026 02:39 PM (iFTx/)
It is Detroit.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at March 12, 2026 02:40 PM (U5tt3)
Is Mohammed either the first, middle, or last name?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 12, 2026 02:40 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2026 02:37 PM (E4rtv)
Can't wait for Tucker to catch the irrelevant baseball fan bug like Will did. Look for him to start trashing Hank Greenberg and Sandy Koufax for being the secret masters of MLB.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2026 02:40 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Never mind the bollards, here's the Sex Pistols
Posted by: Dark L at March 12, 2026 02:40 PM (KAi1n)
Am I supposed to know who Wathefuk Ali is?
Posted by: far cry
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He's a native-born traitor whose parents immigrated from Pakistan. A couple of years ago, his little girl got life-saving cancer treatment at an American hospital and he continues to hate the country, Jews, etc.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 12, 2026 02:40 PM (FveOp)
Funny how armed men can be a benefit to society...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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Shooting them dead denies protracted media glory.
Hope this denial of glory becomes a habit.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2026 02:40 PM (BEugU)
Funny how armed men can be a benefit to society...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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An armed society is one that eliminates threats to peaceful others. Terminally if needed.
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 12, 2026 02:41 PM (W2Pud)
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Is America still in need of enterprising people to run Quality Learing centers in Minnesota? Yes? Then we will come.
Posted by: Mahmoud Al-Paki at March 12, 2026 02:41 PM (Dv3i1)
We will be dealing with this crap for years, probably decades, if not for our lifetimes.
Posted by: NYT at March 12, 2026 02:41 PM (4KUe5)
No? OK, then.
Posted by: Case at March 12, 2026 02:38 PM (pvf3X)
Heh.
Not once, but twice I've seen sweet little Korean ladies drivers do just that.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2026 02:41 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 12, 2026 02:41 PM (DgMqy)
Less than an hour ago: CAIR Welcomes Introduction of ‘Justice for Hind Rajab Act,’ The Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR), the nation’s largest Muslim civil rights and advocacy organization, today welcomed the introduction of the Justice for Hind Rajab Act, legislation introduced in the Senate by Sens. Peter Welch and Chris Van Hollen and in the House of Representatives by Sara Jacobs, Joaquin Castro, and Pramila Jayapal.
Learn More: Read the Justice for Hind Rajab Act Fact Sheet
The legislation calls for accountability for the Israeli military execution of five-year-old Palestinian child Hind Rajab and members of her family.
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1 hours ago, CAIR Md. Welcomes Federal Court Order Temporarily Halting ICE Detention Facility Plan, Calls for Project to Be Permanently Stopped
2 hours ago, CAIR-Philadelphia Welcomes Dept. of Prisons Allowing Correctional Officers to Wear Hijab
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 12, 2026 02:41 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 12, 2026 02:42 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 02:35 PM (77rzZ)
Hi Bulg. Doing pretty good. I hope you're doing well also. Well all of you.
Back to the Christmas lights...in March. And I'm usually a January 2nd type of guy. All the best everyone.
Posted by: Stateless at March 12, 2026 02:42 PM (Sco7b)
Well, that's a dang shame.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 12, 2026 02:42 PM (0Htd1)
Shoot the vehicle ... the man inside is just a victim. And he has a 2A right to carry a gun to express himself.
How long before we find out the nationality and "religion" of the driver? And was it school security, or a cop (could be both I guess)?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 12, 2026 02:42 PM (vbXSk)
Is Mohammed either the first, middle, or last name?
Posted by: nerdygirl
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or
Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed, names from his mother's and fathers side of the family.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2026 02:43 PM (BEugU)
Well, that's a dang shame.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 12, 2026 02:42 PM (0Htd1)
I can't vote for him anymore, they won't let me.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 12, 2026 02:43 PM (Ot/FD)
Is Mohammed either the first, middle, or last name?
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 12, 2026 02:40 PM (0Htd1)
All three.
The parents were very devoted....
Posted by: Stateless at March 12, 2026 02:43 PM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 02:43 PM (77rzZ)
You can completely remove the stain of current America by renouncing your citizenship, too!
Posted by: NYT at March 12, 2026 02:43 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 12, 2026 02:44 PM (5UTWB)
Posted by: JackStraw
Fair is fair. And Sharia law is here now, too.
Judging from U.S. Dem Judges, it may be an improvement.
Posted by: Auspex at March 12, 2026 02:44 PM (Y8DZL)
" A man armed with a rifle rammed a vehicle into the nation’s largest Reform synagogue, in a Detroit suburb, and was fatally shot by security, The Associated Press has learned."
Posted by: Nova Local at March 12, 2026 02:44 PM (tOcjL)
Not once, but twice I've seen sweet little Korean ladies drivers do just that.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2026 02:41 PM (2WIwB)
It is pretty common. Was a whole scandal back in the day when Audi 5000s were blamed for mysterious acceleration due to idiot owners pressing the gas and not the brake.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2026 02:44 PM (8avO+)
Judge Boasberg has issued an injunction requiring Pakistanis to come to the United States.
Developing...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 12, 2026 02:44 PM (fhCge)
Funny how armed men can be a benefit to society...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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An armed society is one that eliminates threats to peaceful others. Terminally if needed.
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)
Strike Hard!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2026 02:44 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2026 02:44 PM (viF8m)
Posted by: Heroq at March 12, 2026 02:29 PM (xmWpR)
Muhammadan, Worldy, or groyper. Trannies are a general threat because Crazy People Are Dangerous, but they're specifically deranged regarding Christians, not Jews.
Posted by: SciVo at March 12, 2026 02:45 PM (Sy6m/)
" A man armed with a rifle rammed a vehicle into the nation’s largest Reform synagogue, in a Detroit suburb, and was fatally shot by security, The Associated Press has learned."
Posted by: Nova Local at March 12, 2026 02:44 PM (tOcjL)
couldn't they have just shot a tire or something?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2026 02:45 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 12, 2026 02:45 PM (sGgMH)
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)
Cue the ads on Clay & Buck, Hannity etc. for the less-than-lethal Byrna and Sabre.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 12, 2026 02:45 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 12, 2026 02:45 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 12, 2026 02:46 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Oldcat
Did they have to use real bullets?
Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 02:46 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Braenyard
Also the name of his mother's cousin.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 12, 2026 02:46 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 12, 2026 02:46 PM (YsPj+)
Posted by: CNN anchors unite in song at March 12, 2026 02:46 PM (3BCV6)
Idiot.
Posted by: Reforger at March 12, 2026 02:46 PM (rpbjO)
Hope this denial of glory becomes a habit.
Posted by: Braenyard
Sgt. Zim and his captain discussed this phenomenon in Starship Troopers. The captain gets onto Sgt. Zim because Sgt. Zim let a recruit nail him in a field exercise with a punch.
Captain warns Sgt. Zim that other recruits are likely to try to punch him as a result of Sgt. Zim's hesitation to nail the recruit. And he excoriates Zim for thinking that particular recruit was one of the 'safe' ones making his responses slower as a result.
Thus, killing a terrorist who is unable to do much of anything than cause a bit of damage is likely to discourage others from even trying. Successful hits, on the other hand, encourages every POS with a grudge to go out in a blaze of glory. That applies to school shootings, it applies to terrorism.
The POS's punches must not land and that means eternal vigilance on behalf of the guardians.
Good job here.
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2026 02:46 PM (E4rtv)
What if our side isn’t passing the Save America Act because they know it will unleash even more of this, on a bigger scale? Because their reluctance makes no sense at all.
Posted by: Piper at March 12, 2026 02:47 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: cheshirecat at March 12, 2026 02:47 PM (TwA+r)
Posted by: NYT at March 12, 2026 02:47 PM (4KUe5)
10m
Update on the Detroit synagogue attack 🔴🔴
• No children were harmed in the shooting at the Michigan synagogue, the sheriff confirmed.
• Security responded immediately and neutralized the attacker.
• No synagogue staff were injured.
• One lead security guard was struck by the attacker’s vehicle, but is recovering and expected to survive.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 12, 2026 02:47 PM (5UTWB)
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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Somewhere in Waziristan, a lonely goat calls for Wajahat Ali.
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2026 02:47 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 12, 2026 02:44 PM (tOcjL)
His obit will read about him leaving behind his beloved goat.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 12, 2026 02:48 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 12, 2026 02:44 PM (tOcjL)
How long before some judge issues an arrest warrant for the security team?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2026 02:48 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Cray Cray at March 12, 2026 02:48 PM (WjNcq)
Posted by: Dr. T at March 12, 2026 02:48 PM (4yAWv)
Posted by: Oldcat
Did they have to use real bullets?
Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 02:46 PM (77rzZ)
Why not some more negotiation?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2026 02:48 PM (8avO+)
I think we'll survive without Pakistani cultural enrichment.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Saw the one where the hanged a girl because she was raped and brought shame upon the family.
_remember Danny Pearl
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2026 02:48 PM (BEugU)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 12, 2026 02:44 PM (viF8m)
Heh. Brown people won't move here because they hate Trump because Trump won't let brown people move here because brown people hate white people because white people love Trump because....
so silly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 12, 2026 02:49 PM (Ot/FD)
It's another Trumpmas miracle!
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 12, 2026 02:49 PM (dK+Kv)
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 12, 2026 02:46 PM (dK+Kv)
The car?
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 02:49 PM (eDMZF)
Posted by: Reforger at March 12, 2026 02:49 PM (rpbjO)
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Still not tired of winning.
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 02:50 PM (eDMZF)
Posted by: cheshirecat at March 12, 2026 02:47 PM (TwA+r)
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Probably a street there named after him.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 12, 2026 02:50 PM (AdPgy)
Posted by: Nova Local at March 12, 2026 02:44 PM (tOcjL)
His obit will read about him leaving behind his beloved goat.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 12, 2026 02:48 PM (N39Ws)
He crashed a GTO?
The bastard!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 12, 2026 02:50 PM (Ot/FD)
Not once, but twice I've seen sweet little Korean ladies drivers do just that.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2026 02:41 PM (2WIwB)
Then jump out and start shooting into the crowd like Chow Yun fat?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 12, 2026 02:50 PM (zZu0s)
What if our side isn’t passing the Save America Act because they know it will unleash even more of this, on a bigger scale? Because their reluctance makes no sense at all.
Posted by: Piper at March 12, 2026 02:47 PM (Wmg4n)
Our side has a stake in the system as it is. If Trump changes things, they lose.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2026 02:50 PM (8avO+)
She began the article knowing that every keystroke put her that closer to a Mossad assasin's bullet. Yet she persisted.
Posted by: Candace Owens fan fiction at March 12, 2026 02:50 PM (skR0U)
What if our side isn’t passing the Save America Act because they know it will unleash even more of this, on a bigger scale? Because their reluctance makes no sense at all.
Posted by: Piper at March 12, 2026 02:47 PM (Wmg4n)
It does if they are part of the incumbent cheat in the Senate...and we know Mitch probably is.
No one bribing the Senators wants to see change in those seats...continuity means you get what you want.
So, whether Senate Rs also benefit from the cheat or are just paid to support the cheat...well, they are making out with it...
Posted by: Nova Local at March 12, 2026 02:50 PM (tOcjL)
It’s the likelihood of perps named Mohammed in any given terror attack.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 12, 2026 02:50 PM (4KUe5)
Posted by: The Economist Obituary Section at March 12, 2026 02:51 PM (3BCV6)
Posted by: Piper at March 12, 2026 02:47 PM (Wmg4n)
It makes sense for people who rely on cheating. Remember that GOPe usually has ways of preventing wins by people or policies that support the wellbeing of Americans. Dems aren't the only ones who benefit from non-secure elections.
Posted by: Emmie at March 12, 2026 02:51 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March
Bless. Thank God.
Posted by: Piper at March 12, 2026 02:51 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 12, 2026 02:47 PM (5UTWB)
Fuck that doesn't sound good
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 02:51 PM (eDMZF)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2026 02:44 PM (8avO+)
I witnessed such an event maybe 40 years ago. Old guy, 80-something, drove his car right into the brick wall of a shopping center. I heard the engine rev up, the car surged head, and the stop lamps never came on. Luckily, he started from a position only a couple of yards away from the wall, so little damage, aside from a tweaked bumper. He insisted he was stomping on the brake for all he was worth. Nope, it was the accelerator. Myself, and other bystanders checked out the car, Brakes were in good working order, as were the stop lamps, and throttle linkage was not jammed in any way. The car was a 1961 Studebaker Cruiser.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2026 02:52 PM (8zz6B)
What if our side isn’t passing the Save America Act because they know it will unleash even more of this, on a bigger scale? Because their reluctance makes no sense at all.
Posted by: Piper
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There is a bomb with a lit fuse waiting to go off and it relates to Chicom interference in US elections, demonstrated cheating in GA and AZ if not more elections, etc. Then you have the massive election interference cases involving the Russia Russia cases going forward in Florida. We shall see if that moves the US Senate and the American people.
And the grand juries are not in DC but in AZ, GA, FL. So we shall see fairly soon whether indictments start being issued like the subpoenas and warrants already issued to collect evidence.
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2026 02:52 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 02:52 PM (77rzZ)
The POS's punches must not land and that means eternal vigilance on behalf of the guardians.
Good job here.
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2026 02:46 PM (E4rtv)
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This also speaks to the bullshit the dems/media always spout about bow American attacks lead to increased terrorist recruiting.
Bollocks!
It's when the terrorists are successful that they gain in the ranks. These cowards are quick to join a successful team but are the first to hide when things go south.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2026 02:52 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 12, 2026 02:37 PM (n9ltV)
That's why I always carry. Even in Church.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 12, 2026 02:52 PM (AT6oe)
Posted by: pookysgirl, Supreme Laundress at March 12, 2026 02:52 PM (qRwnY)
Posted by: Piper at March 12, 2026 02:51 PM (Wmg4n)
Indeed but I would prefer "going to be okay" to "expected to survive"
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 02:53 PM (eDMZF)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2026 02:44 PM (8avO+)
I witnessed such an event maybe 40 years ago. Old guy, 80-something, drove his car right into the brick wall of a shopping center. I heard the engine rev up, the car surged head, and the stop lamps never came on. Luckily, he started from a position only a couple of yards away from the wall, so little damage, aside from a tweaked bumper. He insisted he was stomping on the brake for all he was worth. Nope, it was the accelerator. Myself, and other bystanders checked out the car, Brakes were in good working order, as were the stop lamps, and throttle linkage was not jammed in any way. The car was a 1961 Studebaker Cruiser.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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FIL did that and hit a Target (the store building). We persuaded him to quit driving shortly after that.
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2026 02:53 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: Nova Local
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Hope the security shooter is an old black man.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2026 02:53 PM (BEugU)
The bastard!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 12, 2026 02:50 PM (Ot/FD)
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Judge not, lest ye be Judged.
Posted by: ballistic at March 12, 2026 02:53 PM (5aZAZ)
"This is a national sickness," Commonwealth’s attorney speaks after Old Dominion University shooting
Commonwealth’s attorney, Ramin Fatehi, speaks during the official press conference after Old Dominion University shooting.
People care more about their guns than...
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 12, 2026 02:53 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2026 02:53 PM (E4rtv)
Pretty severe just for going to Target.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2026 02:54 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 12, 2026 02:54 PM (dmDsy)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 12, 2026 02:54 PM (AnlBQ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 12, 2026 02:52 PM (77rzZ)
*begins vigorously cleaning golf clubs*
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2026 02:55 PM (2WIwB)
Since CNN posted the black crow islamist, that might have been the go signal the sleeper cells were waiting for (along with CNN).
I expect more, sadly. And hope the little Ahabe is the only dead and a really bad shot due to inbreeding and wonky eyes.
Horrible. Stay alert. Son is on a plane as I write as he travels often. And I pray often, you can bet on that.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 12, 2026 02:55 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: ... at March 12, 2026 02:55 PM (eDMZF)
Posted by: James Talarico at March 12, 2026 02:55 PM (skR0U)
Commonwealth’s attorney, Ramin Fatehi, speaks during the official press conference after Old Dominion University shooting.
People care more about their guns than...
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 12, 2026 02:53 PM (NFX2v)
And the identity of that shooter is?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 12, 2026 02:55 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 12, 2026 02:50 PM (AdPgy)
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Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed Avenue.
Posted by: mrp at March 12, 2026 02:55 PM (rj6Yv)
Commonwealth’s attorney, Ramin Fatehi, speaks during the official press conference after Old Dominion University shooting.
People care more about their guns than...
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 12, 2026 02:53 PM (NFX2v)
Which explains why Democrats in Virginia are criminalizing all centerfire rifles and pistols.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 12, 2026 02:55 PM (G1ktt)
FIL did that and hit a Target (the store building). We persuaded him to quit driving shortly after that.
Posted by: whig
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When it's time. I'm getting a self-driving Tesla.
Unless I find a good woman.
chances = slim
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2026 02:56 PM (BEugU)
Posted by: washrivergal at March 12, 2026 02:56 PM (n+dVp)
Posted by: Reforger at March 12, 2026 02:56 PM (rpbjO)
Posted by: James Talarico at March 12, 2026 02:55 PM (skR0U)
Carry something chambered in God's own caliber.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 12, 2026 02:56 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2026 02:53 PM (E4rtv)
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New utube channel idea: forget "husbands of Target". Coming soon: "FILs of Target". Sure to be smash.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 12, 2026 02:57 PM (AdPgy)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 12, 2026 02:57 PM (3uBP9)
Bollocks!
It's when the terrorists are successful that they gain in the ranks. These cowards are quick to join a successful team but are the first to hide when things go south.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Yes it is true. Society has a lot of losers just itching to claim victimhood as a justification for revenge. And that is why one should never feed into other people's fixation on being a victim.
It is harmful to them and could be to your society as well.
From If,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2026 02:57 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: SciVo at March 12, 2026 02:58 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 12, 2026 02:56 PM (N39Ws)
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That would be 9mm Parabellum
Posted by: mrp at March 12, 2026 02:58 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Turn 2
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Score Target 1-car=0
Posted by: whig at March 12, 2026 02:58 PM (E4rtv)
That is how we get 'W', Romney and McCain. They were all well behind in the primaries until they weren't.
They thought they could do it again with Jeb! but Trump was too much of a force of life.
Party politics are demonic behind the scenes.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 12, 2026 02:58 PM (kHd4y)
Commonwealth’s attorney, Ramin Fatehi, speaks during the official press conference after Old Dominion University shooting.
Heh.
Right.
You can't make this up.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2026 02:58 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 12, 2026 02:55 PM (G1ktt)
with magazines over 10 rounds. Sorry.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at March 12, 2026 02:59 PM (G1ktt)
Posted by: Heroq at March 12, 2026 02:25 PM
FIFY.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 12, 2026 02:59 PM (jfigK)
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 12, 2026 02:57 PM (AdPgy)
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Proof reading? Never heard of it.
Posted by: Turn 2 at March 12, 2026 02:59 PM (AdPgy)
Commonwealth’s attorney, Ramin Fatehi, speaks during the official press conference after Old Dominion University shooting.
Heh.
Right.
You can't make this up.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 12, 2026 02:58 PM (2WIwB)
There is a national sickness, but it is centered in the universities. Probably not a coincidence that so many go or return to them to start shooting.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 12, 2026 03:00 PM (8avO+)
The suspect was eliminated before causing any death or injuries to the synagogue attendees."
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2026 03:00 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 12, 2026 02:56 PM (N39Ws)
8.6 Blackout.
For when you want everyone around you to yell "Dear God!" when you baloney-mist the little shitbird.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 12, 2026 03:00 PM (Ot/FD)
Posted by: runner at March 12, 2026 03:01 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Marcus T
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Wouldn't that be a hoot.
We come to rebuild dome
Do you have your building permits in order?
Site inspection?
Safety architectural approval etc., etc,?
Have a nice day, come back when you have things in order.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2026 03:02 PM (BEugU)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
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I ain't carryin' no lightenin' bolts.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 12, 2026 03:04 PM (BEugU)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
🤷♀️
WTKR News 3, university said. ODU put out an 'all clear' notification at 12:05 p.m.
Watch: Handcuffed male placed in Norfolk police vehicle
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Gunman was killed but someone - features were blurred for filming, tall, possibly red headed, black trench coat, bare legs - was also put into a police car.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 12, 2026 03:07 PM (NFX2v)
Hope this denial of glory becomes a habit.
Posted by: Braenyard
Also, think of the good American citizens who didn't have to be inconvenienced with jury duty.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 12, 2026 03:08 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Angel at March 12, 2026 03:09 PM (oiJGz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 12, 2026 02:28 PM (8zz6B)
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News accounts say he drove through doors and down a hallway about forty feet before being shot dead, and a small fire started in his car
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