David French: The Transing-Children-Obsessed, Abortion-Promoting James Talarico Is a Truer Christian Than All Fifty Million Christians Who Voted for Trump

Look, watching your wife's vagine getting blown out every night like a sasquatch's old gym sock by a parade of homeless male prostitutes has got to take a toll on your soul.

Last week, Karol Markowitcz wrotes about the left's new grift: Talk "moderate" while supporting trans surgery for five year olds.

Bonus points for making occasional insincere references to Jesus.

Sixteen months after Kamala Harris cackled her way into a loss to President Trump, the Democratic Party seems to have realized its candidates need an image makeover to get voters to forget what their team actually believes.
The name of the game is acting normal and talking like a moderate.
For Democrats, that's a stretch.
James Talarico of Texas is their bright new "moderate" hope.
He won a US Senate primary election this week largely by touting his Christianity, being respectful to his opponents, and generally presenting himself as the boy-next-door counterweight to his excitable opponent, Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Texas).
Look at this sane man, declared the media.
Time magazine touted his "authenticity" and gushed, "It's populism and piety, the proletariat and the Pharisees all rolled into a Texas-sized operation."
The Washington Post highlighted how Talarico was "leaning in to his Christian faith in political debate, an atypical approach for a Democrat."
The New Yorker's soft-focus photo accompanied a fawning piece that described Talarico as looking "like he'd just finished his paper route and was eager to shovel the church's walk."
It did the trick for the Lone Star State's Democrats.
But the moderate façade may already be crumbling.
In 2020, Talarico was tweeting about the "virus" of "racism."
Who had it? White people, he said -- all of them.
"White skin gives me and every white American immunity from the virus," he posted. "But we spread it wherever we go -- through our words, our actions, and our systems.
"We don't have to be showing symptoms -- like a white hood or a Confederate flag -- to be contagious."
This is what passes for "normal" among Democrats?
...
In 2021, Talarico, a member of the state legislature, argued in favor of a bill that would allow biological boys to play in girls' sports.
"God is nonbinary," he declared on the state House floor.
"The thing I want us all to be aware of is ... modern science obviously recognizes there are many more than two biological sexes," he went on. "In fact, there are six."
Believing in six (or more!) genders is insane enough to most of us -- but six biological sexes?
The mind reels.
That same year, Talarico very proudly announced that his office was the first to put pronouns on staffers' business cards.

Obviously, the Satanic Pharisee David French is all-in on Talarico.

Chris Bray on the Last Temptation of David French, for The Federalist:

David French Suffers An Apparent Brain Injury Over James Talarico

James Talarico's fake tent show preacher act has been a joke since the moment he began it, and every living animal with a central nervous system is aware of this. For that matter, the geranium on your front porch may be aware of it. Pro-abortion, pro-trans, pro-trans-abortion for all six genders, Talarico's much-derided sermonizing on the far-left Jesus he made up somewhere inside his cotton candy mind is ludicrous, appalling, embarrassing, and give me a minute while I load up all the pejoratives I can fit on this forklift. See, if you haven't already, this discussion at First Things: "James Talarico's Backward Christianity." No one is dumb enough to buy this stuff.
Okay, almost no one.
In a moment we should have seen coming, New York Times columnist David French has just gushed out a shameless celebration of Talarico's insane nonsense, every word of which should qualify the worst op-ed prostitute in America for urgent psychiatric intervention. Here's a whole paragraph: "Or, to put it another way, Talarico is one of the few openly Christian politicians in the United States who acts like a Christian, and by acting like a Christian he reveals a profound contrast with so many members of the MAGA Christian movement that's dominated American political life for 10 years."
A challenge: Find the evidence French offers for the claim that Talarico "acts like a Christian." He cites some speeches, but speeches aren't actions. How, in David French's conception, does James Talarico live like a Christian, by his actions, and what does he think that means? Hang onto this point, because we'll be coming back to it.
But then go on to the characterization of MAGA as a Christian movement, full stop, as if no one would argue. Quick: Name the top three speeches Donald Trump has made in which he used the Bible as an argument for his political program. Discuss, in detail, the specific policy influence of Trump's pastor, who you should be able to name if we're talking about a Christian nationalist ideologue. Or, as a shortcut, just show the evidence French has ever presented to prove that MAGA is primarily theological, and that Trump's first instinct is to steer by religious faith. French doesn't argue this, because he can't. He just says it. It's a noise he makes, endlessly. It has no meaning of any kind.
David French invented the Christian nationalist MAGA argument into being, like Christopher Steele with a pee tape, and now he acts like his strawman is real. Donald Trump is a secular real estate developer who became a secular television figure who became a secular politician who treats Christians like he doesn't hate them. This is supposed to be "Christian nationalism."
Pointing at Talarico's supposed decency, French writes approvingly that the Texas politician "criticized the evangelical focus on abortion and homosexuality in politics," which Talarico describes as "two issues that Jesus never talked about." See, true Christians like Talarico know that Jesus wants you to have a lot of gay sex and abortions, because he never mentioned it, and Christianity has no substance except for being nice and not judging people for their personal choices. You can do whatever you want, as long as you're nice.
Then French, having celebrated Talarico for the argument that Jesus wants you to be nice and have a lot of gay sex and abortions, approvingly offers up this quote from Talarico: "I am tired of being pitted against my neighbor. I'm tired of being told to hate my neighbor. It's been more than 10 years of this kind of politics. Politics as blood sport, politics as trolling and owning, politics as total war. It tears families apart. It ends friendships, and it leaves us all feeling terrible all the time."
Don't judge, don't hate, don't troll, don't be engaged in politics as blood sport. Be kind, decent, restrained, hesitant to judge. This, French says, is the mark of decency in politics. Speak well of others. Watch your tongue.
And then, very next step, he savages Ken Paxton. With a tone-deafness you can't exaggerate, having set up Talarico's decency and true expression of Christianity as niceness and a steadfast refusal to judge or be pitted against your neighbor, French contrasts nice Christian James Talarico to mean right-winger Ken Paxton by writing that Paxton "is an admitted adulterer, which is something that used to matter to conservative Christians."

It's a fitting end for David French's storyline is that he insists this abortion obsessed transing kids promoting "non binary God" man is more Christian than all the dedicated prolife Christians who he used to pretend to respect. https://t.co/G8ocVoebiy
— Benjamin Domenech (@bdomenech) March 9, 2026

UNEARTHED: Texas Democrat U.S. Senate candidate James Talarico says he loves trans kids as much as his family.

HOST: "Something that you love that's not family or friends?"

TALARICO: "Trans children." pic.twitter.com/zOoGkQnAb6
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) March 9, 2026

The Bee:

BTW, Talarico has a problem, apart from his belief in a "non-binary god" of six genders.

He defeated a Strong Black Female Idiot for the nomination, with the connivance of racist talk show host Steven Colbert, and black female voters are very angry about it.

Oh, right now they're blaming Republicans, Trump, and Greg Abbot for... the fact that Steven Colbert aired a gushy interview with Talarico and that millions of white progressive racists voted against her.

But that's just cope. They know who really denied a Strong Black Female Idiot of the position she was born to be genetically entitled to.

Washington Free Beacon
@FreeBeacon
Remember when Stephen Colbert took to the airwaves to suggest that the Trump administration intervened at the 11th hour to intimidate his bosses into pulling an interview with Texas Democratic Senate candidate James Talarico?
Both Colbert and Talarico knew days before the interview actually took place that it would not air on TV due to concerns from CBS lawyers, but Talarico sat down with Colbert anyway, hoping that Colbert "would tell his audience the story of federal interference," the New York Times reported.
Talarico then milked the hubbub for earned media, millions of dollars in fundraising, and a primary win over Rep. Jasmine Crockett.

All CBS wanted was for Colbert to offer equal time to the Strong Black Female Idiot.

This South Carolinian Klansman refused, absolutely.

Soon-to-be former Rep. Jasmine Crockett just broke down in tears, claiming that she got blown out in the Senate primaries because of cheating and rigging of elections. Crockett, the election denier! 🤣 pic.twitter.com/AsbfjhUkCX
— Tony Seruga (@TonySeruga) March 5, 2026

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: Rep. Jasmine Crockett voters are breaking down in tears on social media blaming Republicans for her loss while ignoring the fact it was a primary, meaning she was replaced with a White Democrat male by the voters.

pic.twitter.com/X4rVuhzwyW
— Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives (@dom_lucre) March 4, 2026

Texas voter starts crying after voting for James Talarico over Jasmine Crockett:

�Because we need somebody who can win." pic.twitter.com/5Ofo82ttnl
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) February 23, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:23 PM

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1 THE BLADE IS FIRST LIKE DAVID FRENCH IS INTO THE CLOSET TO WATCH HIS WIFE GET SLAMMED BY HER BULLS

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

2 Talarico looks like he's 12.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:25 PM (77rzZ)

3 Good afternoon good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 10, 2026 03:25 PM (cYBz/)

4 David French has been pushing this, "Jesus meant do whatever the modern Democrat Party tells you to do" Christianity for more than a decade.

And Christians keep voting majority Christian.

Hell, the Catholic vote has trended solidly Catholic over the last decade.

I really, really don't think the same message but from a weird looking twink in a Texas Senate race is going to work any better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

5 Hmmm, sasquatch's gym sock.

Not bad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:25 PM (zZu0s)

6 White skin gives me and every white American immunity from the virus,
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These fucking people ALL think and talk like actual bona fide Nazis. They really do. Not that we don't know. But it's creepy.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:25 PM (JIcUn)

7 Jesus (hey-soos) must be one of his wife's special friends.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:26 PM (zZu0s)

8 Well, THAT was a truncated post.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 03:27 PM (pDt9x)

9 Damn the JavaScripts are on hella steroids today. The blog is gonna blow!

Posted by: NCKate at March 10, 2026 03:27 PM (uQzkA)

10 But that's just cope. They know who really denied a Strong Black Female Idiot of the position she was born to be genetically entitled to.

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1. Black turnout will be down in November. It happens when a white Democrat beats a black Democrat in the primary. Black turnout goes down. It won't be, like, 1% of the vote, but they'll go from 12% to 11%.

2. The black electorate and the black activist base are going to be LIVID when Talarico loses by 15 to either unpopular Cornyn or "terrible candidate" Paxton.

2a. They will want revenge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:27 PM (GBKbO)

11 Saying she has that loose elastic feel (we all remember from knee length gym socks.)

Ill rate that as true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:27 PM (zZu0s)

12 I don't get the Talafreako hype. The guy looks like such a fucking creep I can almost guarantee he's got kiddie porn on his browser. He makes my skin crawl. I can't believe there are people in the country that don't see this.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

13 Look, watching your wife's vagine getting blown out every night like a sasquatch's old gym sock by a parade of homeless male prostitutes has got to take a toll on your soul.

Poetry. Well done Boss.

Posted by: Flyguy at March 10, 2026 03:28 PM (yk5yw)

14 Time magazine touted his "authenticity" and gushed, "It's populism and piety, the proletariat and the Pharisees all rolled into a Texas-sized operation."

They... they do realize that's not a compliment, right?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 10, 2026 03:28 PM (a+4eV)

15 12 I don't get the Talafreako hype. The guy looks like such a fucking creep I can almost guarantee he's got kiddie porn on his browser. He makes my skin crawl. I can't believe there are people in the country that don't see this.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

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Austin progressives worked with Manhattan progressives, using LA progressive money, to make the most unappealing parody of Christianity possible in a lab.

Talarico is the result.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

16 Sidenote: Crockett looks like she has a nice rack. Not Ellie the Empress, but still.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:28 PM (zZu0s)

17 This post could have been written by a strong divers person.

Posted by: Bete at March 10, 2026 03:30 PM (BKMOA)

18 I just love being lectured on how to be a good Christian by some asshat who hasn't darked the door of a church in a decade. Maybe if he cracked his Bible open, he would see in PLAIN WORDS that this kind of perversion is abhorrent to Our Lord.

Of course, being a Christian means praying for their depraved souls. Darn it.

Jesus said to pray for our enemies. He didn't exactly specify WHAT to pray for them, I suppose.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 10, 2026 03:30 PM (I40wl)

19 If it were a disease he’d be Fettermaned.

Paranormal Mind Ccontrol simulating possession by demons, or Demonic Possession simulating paranormal mind control.

Posted by: epador at March 10, 2026 03:30 PM (ost1O)

20 They... they do realize that's not a compliment, right?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 10, 2026 03:28 PM (a+4eV)

Corrupt, venal, status obsessed nominally religious leaders.

Well, they aren't wrong.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:30 PM (zZu0s)

21 Talarico isn't even his name, right?

he thinks it will gain him the Latino vote I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 03:30 PM (j+aD2)

22 Sidenote: Crockett looks like she has a nice rack. Not Ellie the Empress, but still.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Gotta have something to counterbalance those giant false eyelashes.

When she doesn't have those stupid things on, I think she's quite attractive.

Who is Ellie the Empress?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:31 PM (77rzZ)

23 Comments about the “offness” of Talarico’s appearance are spot on. If anyone is stupid enough not to notice that, there’s really no help for them. They lack a variety of street smarts that’s invariably fatal.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 03:31 PM (pDt9x)

24 When did "The French Davidian" get dropped from the AoS Style Guide?

Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 10, 2026 03:31 PM (V362x)

25 Believing in six (or more!) genders is insane enough to most of us -- but six biological sexes?

You can either get prostate cancer, or ovarian cancer, but not both.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 03:31 PM (Z7Mnq)

26 Conservatives are afraid of Talarico and it shows. They don't have much on him though and it shows. Their "best" attack is him saying "god" is "non binary". They're going to have to do way better than that. Let them hate as long as they fear.

I find it hilarious they're fighting him on the God is non-binary thing. Anyone who's ever had a cursory read of the bible knows this is the case it literally explains that God is above man and before Adam's creation there was no humanity (and no gender) so God by definitions doesn't fit into male or female.

Democrats have conceded Christianity too easily. Republicans know Christians are their last and most consistent foothold, and if they were to lose that; the party would effectively be dead. When even Trump wanted Crockett to win and to knock the Colbert interview off the air, you know something is up.

I never thought I would see the day that patriotism, professional football, Budweiser, and now Christianity were up for grabs by the left. It’s almost like MAGA threw out everything they would have previously considered deeply American in favor of Trump. It’s not a cult.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (JCZqz)

27 I highly recommend Chris Bray's substack. His mockery is *chef's kiss*

Like Ace, but lacking the VDH-approved cruelty level.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (w6EFb)

28 When did "The French Davidian" get dropped from the AoS Style Guide?
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at March 10, 2026 03:31 PM (V362x)

French Mistake. He bats cleanup.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (zZu0s)

29 I definitely think a pasty white greaseball who would bang a tran over his own closet tran wife would have a better chance of beating Paxton in the election

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (e47Rz)

30 Conservatives are afraid of Talarico and it shows

I mean, in the same way I'm skeeved by Tiny Tim, sure

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (j+aD2)

31 Breitbart just sent me an email, for the first time in years, implying that rising gas prices was Trump's plan all along.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (xcxpd)

32 I used to think that David French was a confused Christian who was dazzled by fame and money. Now I realize he needs Jesus in the worst way and is on the express train straight to hell.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (PYyV9)

33 A stock photo of the type of man that enjoys servicing his wife's boyfriends penis.

https://tinyurl.com/yyfhtybw

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (abIsI)

34 "I am tired of being pitted against my neighbor. I'm tired of being told to hate my neighbor. It's been more than 10 years of this kind of politics.
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Say the people who Roflcoptered in 2010 at CNN pwning the "teabaggers".

The Left only wishes people thought history started yesterday so they can vomit in theirr mouth with abandon and insist it's a steak dinner.

Fuck you, you fucking faggots. Your problem isn't "divisive politics". It's that Trump did it better than you and beat the Left at its own bullshit game. Now go fuck some more gay filth, you degenerate cum guzzling whore.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:33 PM (JIcUn)

35 27 I highly recommend Chris Bray's substack. His mockery is *chef's kiss*

oh yeah it's fun

he's MEAN lol

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 03:33 PM (j+aD2)

36 I think David French enjoys being humiliated.

Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2026 03:33 PM (YwEeS)

37 I never thought I would see the day that patriotism, professional football, Budweiser, and now Christianity were up for grabs by the left. It’s almost like MAGA threw out everything they would have previously considered deeply American in favor of Trump. It’s not a cult.

Thats an interesting comment. People are strange.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:33 PM (zZu0s)

38 26 Democrats have conceded Christianity too easily. Republicans know Christians are their last and most consistent foothold, and if they were to lose that; the party would effectively be dead. When even Trump wanted Crockett to win and to knock the Colbert interview off the air, you know something is up.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (JCZqz)

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"Christianity demands that you trans your kids, let illegal immigrants rape your wife, and that you can't complain when Muslims blast morning prayers in your neighborhood."
-the Democrat message to Christians

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:33 PM (GBKbO)

39 Talarico looks like he's 12.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:25 PM (77rzZ)
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He looks desperately in need of a swirly, Dutch rub and Indian burn.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (KAqW5)

40 Conservatives are afraid of Talarico and it shows

**************

You sure about that?

You SURE about that?

Posted by: The guy who always asks, "You sure about that?" at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (e47Rz)

41 31 Breitbart just sent me an email, for the first time in years, implying that rising gas prices was Trump's plan all along.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (xcxpd)

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ANDREW BREITBART ISN'T DEAD?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

42 if it weren't for lies, they'd have nothing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (MIIRH)

43 so when they wear the skin suit and parade around, it's weird if we notice?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (j+aD2)

44 I never thought I would see the day that patriotism, professional football, Budweiser, and now Christianity were up for grabs by the left.

This is the kind of lie people tell themselves when they are in a bubble seventeen layers thick.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (PYyV9)

45 1 THE BLADE IS FIRST LIKE DAVID FRENCH IS INTO THE CLOSET TO WATCH HIS WIFE GET SLAMMED BY HER BULLS
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

This made me laugh

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (xcxpd)

46 "Politics as blood sport, politics as trolling and owning, politics as total war. It tears families apart. It ends friendships, and it leaves us all feeling terrible all the time."

Terrible? It makes me feel great. What was tiring to me was the period before the period this bullwatching simp is talking about: the time when all Democraps and fake bullshit RINO prick cocksuckers pissed in my face and told me it was raining.

No, the masks are off and I find out real quick who my friends and enemies really are. Once identified as enemies, I can enjoy watching MAGA fuck them in the ass with an acid sandpaper dildo. I like the "best things" in life same as Conan.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:35 PM (iFTx/)

47 I think David French enjoys being humiliated.
Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2026 03:33 PM (YwEeS)

Its part of the kink.

It is remarkable when you realize just how much humiliation porn there is on the internet. So I've heard.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:35 PM (zZu0s)

48 Shouldn't Talarico be fighting for the other 32 gender people can't change to as surgery is only binary.

Posted by: Bete at March 10, 2026 03:35 PM (BKMOA)

49 "And then, very next step, he savages Ken Paxton. With a tone-deafness you can't exaggerate, having set up Talarico's decency and true expression of Christianity as niceness and a steadfast refusal to judge or be pitted against your neighbor, French contrasts nice Christian James Talarico to mean right-winger Ken Paxton by writing that Paxton "is an admitted adulterer, which is something that used to matter to conservative Christians."
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I suspect that the Dems are becoming alarmed at the Gen Z shift to conservatism and particularly to traditional Christian worship. I watched a Fox News video clip last night of a FOX reporter taping interviews in St. Joseph (an RC church in Greenwich Village), and I was astounded by the number of 30 and under y. os attending Mass.

Dems are getting hammered up and down demographic spectrum. The only people showing up at demonstrations are activists on the payroll.

Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 03:35 PM (rj6Yv)

50 Talarico strikes me as a kiddie diddler. Oh, and he looks like Alfred E. Newman.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 03:35 PM (pZ64F)

51 40 Conservatives are afraid of Talarico and it shows

**************

You sure about that?

You SURE about that?

Posted by: The guy who always asks, "You sure about that?" at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (e47Rz)

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Talarico is going to lose by 15.

His off-brand Christianity at the top of the ticket is going to hurt Democrats down ticket.

Even high level Democrats know this. They're leaking to ezines that they're not going to fund Talarico because it's a giant waste of money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

52 2 Talarico looks like he's 12.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 03:25 PM (77rzZ)
It's the eyes, like dolls eyes.

Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2026 03:35 PM (LHPAg)

53 41 31 Breitbart just sent me an email, for the first time in years, implying that rising gas prices was Trump's plan all along.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:32 PM (xcxpd)

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ANDREW BREITBART ISN'T DEAD?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (GBKbO)

Just like Epstein, he's living in government protection under an assumed name*

*No, he's not. I don't want to start that rumor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:36 PM (xcxpd)

54 French conveniently forgets Jesus's warning about harming the children. Actually in the bible, and he notes there are going to be some rather horrific ends for those who do. So Mr. French what is going to happen to you and the great ship Talarico having forgotten this very Christian "requirement"?

Posted by: Black JEM at March 10, 2026 03:36 PM (GZYu7)

55 Anyone who's ever had a cursory read of the bible
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Maybe you should try more than a cursory read you big dummy.

I notice no one is out there saying Allah is non-binary. Faggots.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:36 PM (JIcUn)

56 48 Shouldn't Talarico be fighting for the other 32 gender people can't change to as surgery is only binary.

Posted by: Bete at March 10, 2026 03:35 PM (BKMOA)

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Why didn't he step aside for a strong black woman because his white skin is a virus and he can never be as good as a black woman?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

57 40 Conservatives are afraid of Talarico and it shows

**************

You sure about that?

You SURE about that?
Posted by: The guy who always asks, "You sure about that?" at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (e47Rz)

What hath the Critical Drinker wrought?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:37 PM (xcxpd)

58 53 Just like Epstein, he's living in government protection under an assumed name*

*No, he's not. I don't want to start that rumor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:36 PM (xcxpd)

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Epstein?

That guy who wrote to Depaak Chopra that he hated Israel?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

59 "Talarico looks like he's 12.
Posted by: Bulg"

12 year old Opie Taylor

Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2026 03:37 PM (GUOwU)

60 Look, watching your wife's vagine getting blown out every night like a sasquatch's old gym sock by a parade of homeless male prostitutes has got to take a toll on your soul.
.....................................
Love is Love, H8r!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 10, 2026 03:37 PM (sAmhv)

61 The last great hope in the Senate for the Dems was wonderful right up until news got out he fed his wife poo from their baby as a joke.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 03:38 PM (8avO+)

62 "White people spread racism, so vote for me, a white guy."

Did I get that right?

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:38 PM (HKWjx)

63 His testicles may not have dropped yet.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 03:38 PM (pDt9x)

64 I don't get the Talafreako hype. The guy looks like such a fucking creep I can almost guarantee he's got kiddie porn on his browser. He makes my skin crawl. I can't believe there are people in the country that don't see this.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

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Austin progressives worked with Manhattan progressives, using LA progressive money, to make the most unappealing parody of Christianity possible in a lab.

Talarico is the result.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:28 PM (GBKbO)
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I get the origin. I don't get that anyone could look at the result -- rancid mold on a petri dish crawling with pedo dicklets -- and think "he's the next big thang!"

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

65 Talarico's gay friends should do something about his televangelist hair he has going on.

Posted by: NCKate at March 10, 2026 03:38 PM (uQzkA)

66 David French attends a "Christian" church of one.

I am completely comfortable judging him as not Christian.

Him and Stalin can fuck each other in hell.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 03:38 PM (HXT0k)

67 Talarico whitewashed Crocket's office!

Posted by: bonhomme at March 10, 2026 03:38 PM (mkw2N)

68 David French isn’t Christian, so I can’t even call him an apostate. What he preaches isn’t simply contrary to church doctrine, it is in direct contradiction to the teachings of Jesus Christ. It’s easily disproven as heresy, to the point I believe he just does it for clicks.

“In their greed these teachers will exploit you with fabricated stories. Their condemnation has long been hanging over them, and their destruction has not been sleeping.”

2 Peter 2:3

Really, almost all 2 Peter 2 applies to French.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 03:39 PM (bucPA)

69 Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

He looks like he'd make a good Mikey for Life cereal if they wanted one that looked like he was going to bite your face off.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:39 PM (JIcUn)

70 I read somewhere that French's job is not to persuade or promote Christianity, but to give Democrat Christians a plausible reason to keep voting for Democrats despite noticing everything they stand for is opposed to the Bible.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:39 PM (PYyV9)

71 Gayvid Frenchie is in dire need of a blanket party only one using bricks instead of soap

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 10, 2026 03:40 PM (e47Rz)

72 Talarico is a human bobblehead. Very weird looking, uh, person. Almost makes me thing there's some sort of brain damage going on.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 03:40 PM (jtM2q)

73 61 The last great hope in the Senate for the Dems was wonderful right up until news got out he fed his wife poo from their baby as a joke.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 03:38 PM (8avO+)

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And he lost by 3 in 2018, before Joe Biden stole the presidency and then turned the border counties red by opening the border.

Also before Texas tightened voting.

Also before the great Migration pushed Texas even further to the right.

Blexas will never die because it will never arrive.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

74 THE BLADE IS FIRST LIKE DAVID FRENCH IS INTO THE CLOSET TO WATCH HIS WIFE GET SLAMMED BY HER BULLS
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:23 PM (iFTx/)

This made me laugh
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (xcxpd)
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The Blade, he aims to please ....

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:40 PM (iFTx/)

75 Hey, Mistah Talarico, tally me banana
Daylight come and me want go home.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 03:40 PM (KAqW5)

76 I don't get the Talafreako hype. The guy looks like such a fucking creep I can almost guarantee he's got kiddie porn on his browser

He's the youth pastor that was quietly fired from the church because he made all the kids feel super uncomfortable.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:40 PM (PYyV9)

77 58 53 Just like Epstein, he's living in government protection under an assumed name*

*No, he's not. I don't want to start that rumor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:36 PM (xcxpd)

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Epstein?

That guy who wrote to Depaak Chopra that he hated Israel?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

Well they kept bossing him and his sidepiece around...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 10, 2026 03:40 PM (xcxpd)

78 Look, watching your wife's vagine getting blown out ...

----------------

[Serious The Monkeys misheard song lyrics by me as a kid:]

Cheer up Sweet Vagine.
Oh what can it mean ...
To a daydream believer --
And a homecoming queen?

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 03:40 PM (5b2ve)

79 I don’t even know who Talarico is. I’m sure he matters to someone, but it’s probably not his mother.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (bucPA)

80 Look, watching your wife's vagine getting blown out every night like a sasquatch's old gym sock by a parade of homeless male prostitutes has got to take a toll on your soul.
---
Hah! The joke's on you.

I don't have a soul!

Posted by: David F. at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (ESVrU)

81 I really hate when people misrepresent Jesus.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (FMtrg)

82 But I just saw a poll showing that Talacreepo is beating both Cornhole and Paxton when placed head to head....///

Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (9U6Wl)

83 Democrat Christians

**********************

Is that like a Christian Satanist?

Or a Messianic Witch?

oh I know, a Crystal Methodist....=

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (e47Rz)

84 64
I get the origin. I don't get that anyone could look at the result -- rancid mold on a petri dish crawling with pedo dicklets -- and think "he's the next big thang!"

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

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Most Democrats probably had no idea.

He was just their candidate until he became "Not-Black Girl Magic" in which case they had to vote for the white man because they're racist.

Now that they're stuck with a wet squib of a candidate who will obviously turn off large swaths of evangelicals in a state that has 2.5 million more Republicans than Democrats, they're just masturbating.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

85 The only reason any of us know who he is is because Crockett ran against him. I find that interesting.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (JIcUn)

86 DEVELOPING: Rep. Jasmine Crockett voters are breaking down in tears on social media blaming Republicans for her loss while ignoring the fact it was a primary, meaning she was replaced with a White Democrat male by the voters.
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One example of many on how dumb Democrat voters can be.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 03:42 PM (Dv3i1)

87 82 But I just saw a poll showing that Talacreepo is beating both Cornhole and Paxton when placed head to head....///
Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (9U6Wl)

Uh-huh.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 03:42 PM (pDt9x)

88 71 Gayvid Frenchie is in dire need of a blanket party only one using ~~bricks~~ ball peen hammers instead of soap
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 10, 2026 03:42 PM (abIsI)

89 Guy is so creepy looking.

Like a baby-faced serial killer.

Deep cut, but anyone remember Issac from Children of the Corn?

https://shorturl.at/BEOxp

Posted by: Leupold at March 10, 2026 03:42 PM (eIzlH)

90 David French found Jesus alright.

The problem is the Jesus David found now calls himself Tiffany Cherry Bottom and David pays zer $20 a meeting for each back alley interview.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 03:42 PM (sKqQm)

91
Look, watching your wife's vagine getting blown out every night like a sasquatch's old gym sock by a parade of homeless male prostitutes has got to take a toll on your soul.

Ewok Savant Savagery. Wicket is da bomb.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2026 03:43 PM (y9nCu)

92 I really hate when people misrepresent Jesus.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (FMtrg)

To be fair Jesus warned about it so look at it as fulfillment of Scripture.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:43 PM (JIcUn)

93 87 82 But I just saw a poll showing that Talacreepo is beating both Cornhole and Paxton when placed head to head....///
Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (9U6Wl)

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It was a Democrat internal poll that showed Talarico getting 44% of the vote.

Yes, he will get no more than 44% of the vote.

I swear, after the years of polling failures, I'd expect conservatives to be more prone to laughing at obvious bullshit in the form of polling than giving it any credence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

94 Re: David French's devolution from traditional Christianity to "kindness is everything": C.S. Lewis writes about the false equation of kindness with love in The Problem of Pain. Everyone already thinks they're kind, so it doesn't call for any character development. Love, however, wants what is good for the loved, and that can be a huge directional change for them. We may not want the interference (who does?) but that's to ask for less love, not more. So, depending on how you define it, kindness is NOT everything. Some people just want a grandfather in heaven instead of a father in heaven.

Posted by: Blahblahblah at March 10, 2026 03:43 PM (p90Y4)

95 I really hate when people misrepresent Jesus.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (FMtrg)
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Pretty sure Dante put them somewhere in the Eight Circle of Hell.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 03:43 PM (KAqW5)

96 Benjamin Domenech
@bdomenech
·
Follow
It's a fitting end for David French's storyline is that he insists this abortion obsessed transing kids promoting "non binary God" man is more Christian than all the dedicated prolife Christians who he used to pretend to respect.
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whom

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 03:43 PM (RIvkX)

97 Nice rack? Get a load of these.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro Sister's Ashkenazi Breasts at March 10, 2026 03:43 PM (wBaIH)

98 36 I think David French enjoys being humiliated.
Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2026 03:33 PM (YwEeS)

It can honestly get exhausting sometimes, especially on "group nights".

Posted by: Mrs French at March 10, 2026 03:44 PM (qivay)

99 When did "The French Davidian" get dropped from the AoS Style Guide?

I've always recommended "Mr. French"

Posted by: Buffy Davis at March 10, 2026 03:44 PM (D0HYP)

100 Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM

Democrat running for Senate in Texas

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 03:44 PM (ix8EF)

101
Epstein?

That guy who wrote to Depaak Chopra that he hated Israel?

One of the more subtle things in Epstein's emails is that he didn't much like other Jewish people.

Well, besides Ehud Barak, the Joe Biden of Israel, but...that kind of makes sense.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)

102 I ignore everything else to just look at that guy with that face saying he loves trans children and see a probable felony there.

What is it with the pedo creeps? There's a guy on X hawking age verification for social media and he has that pedo look too.

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:44 PM (HKWjx)

103 So I ordered some Snapdragon seeds from a Big Name Seed company recently, and when I opened the packet, there were big squash or pumpkin seeds in there.

The seeds enthusiastically yelled, "we're Snapdragon seeds... the label says so!"

I won't get fooled again!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 03:44 PM (DgMqy)

104 “ They” have been misrepresenting Jesus for 2000 years. It started right after His ascension.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 03:44 PM (pDt9x)

105
Curious that Newsome and Biden can call their black audiences stupid within the span of a couple weeks and it just gets laughed off, 'cause, ha-ha, they're on "our" side.

They won't turn out for this little homo any more than they would for Buttageig.

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 03:44 PM (Y8DZL)

106 Posted by: Blahblahblah at March 10, 2026 03:43 PM (p90Y4)

That's a very good book: The problem of pain

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 03:45 PM (ix8EF)

107 Talarico looks like he's 12.

I’ve seen 12 year olds make an honest and sincere profession of faith, which is more than he has done.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 10, 2026 03:45 PM (nHcc1)

108 James Talarico: "Now, the embryo is biologically alive. That is certainly true. But being alive and being a person are two different things."

"I prove it every day," the bobble-head golem added.

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 03:45 PM (Sy6m/)

109 Texas voter starts crying after voting for James Talarico over Jasmine Crockett:

“Because we need somebody who can win."
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I drink your tears with joy. Now, dance!
*cracks whip

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 03:45 PM (RIvkX)

110 But I just saw a poll showing that Talacreepo is beating both Cornhole and Paxton when placed head to head....///
Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2026 03:41 PM (9U6Wl)

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It was a Democrat internal poll that showed Talarico getting 44% of the vote.

Yes, he will get no more than 44% of the vote.

I swear, after the years of polling failures, I'd expect conservatives to be more prone to laughing at obvious bullshit in the form of polling than giving it any credence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:43 PM (GBKbO)
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And the stock market dropped almost 2% one day last week! We are doomed.

We must always have hair on fire.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

111 Told ya he's their (the White progressives') Charlie Kirk.

You want preaching; what would Jesus do moments; and lectures there is "no historical, theological, biblical basis" for Christians to be pro-life? The little 🤡 is your (pick your own poison).

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 03:46 PM (NFX2v)

112 I did not know that Sasquatch wore socks. The things you learn here.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 03:46 PM (u73oe)

113
"God is nonbinary," he declared on the state House floor.

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But we're not. We have two sexes, male and female. That's the way we're made. There's a reason for that. Survival.

Whether you think we are the result of 4.5 billion years of evolution, or were created more recently along with the world, that's the way we're made. Otherwise we wouldn't be here.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 03:46 PM (VWtfl)

114 Crockett isn't blaming Talarico or his voters? So... strange......

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:46 PM (JIcUn)

115 The last woman broke down crying because she wanted to vote for Crockett but voted for Talarico because she thought only he could win. When he loses that woman should be on suicide watch

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 03:46 PM (qBBPl)

116 Shouldn't that read "noted White Supremacist David French" he of the ice cooler with a Confederate flag on it fame?

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2026 03:47 PM (f1kZG)

117 Years ago we were discussing how Obama had destroyed the Democratic party and wiped out their bench. They have nobody waiting in the wings to save them, Newsome is the least horrific option and he's doomed.

They have a combination of pushing out anyone sane and capable and a new generation of insane soy creatures shaped by incest, molestation, experimental drugs, and soul cooking.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:47 PM (PYyV9)

118 110 And the stock market dropped almost 2% one day last week! We are doomed.

We must always have hair on fire.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:46 PM (iFTx/)

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Oil rose to $120 in after market trading over the weekend!

Trump shouldn't have taken out the leadership of the premiere state sponsor of global terror because this temporary spike in oil prices risks the midterms!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

119 Texas voter starts crying after voting for James Talarico over Jasmine Crockett:

“Because we need somebody who can win."
===

I drink your tears with joy. Now, dance!
*cracks whip
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 03:45 PM (RIvkX)
_______

[Nodding sagaciously]

-- Tones And I

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

120 Who took a bigger heel turn-Tucker or French?

Posted by: mr tmz at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (rJ48h)

121 Jesus said to pray for our enemies. He didn't exactly specify WHAT to pray for them, I suppose.

Use the Imprecatory psalms (e.g., Pss 35, 59, 69, 109, 137) as your guide.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (WCaCG)

122 Most puns make me feel numb but math puns make me feel number.....

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (Z7Mnq)

123 Talerico looks like that Fuentes dweeb. They could be the name guy.

*Is Fuentes that young, neo-nazi, whose popular on the interwebs? Or am I mixing my InFLueNzERs up.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (sAmhv)

124 116 Shouldn't that read "noted White Supremacist David French" he of the ice cooler with a Confederate flag on it fame?

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2026 03:47 PM (f1kZG)

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That's Rick Wilson, awful Republican campaign manager who lost every race he managed but kept getting work for some reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

125 Talarico is a flashing red light you can see from 50 miles away. Danger.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (+nEug)

126 Friend of the blog the Rick Wilson had the stars and bars cooler I think

Posted by: NCKate at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (uQzkA)

127 So, have the Democrats just abandoned the Big Tent Strategy and opted for the Ideologically Purist approach?

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (pDt9x)

128 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (JIcUn)

129
116 Shouldn't that read "noted White Supremacist David French" he of the ice cooler with a Confederate flag on it fame?
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2026 03:47 PM

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That's noted white supremacist Rick Wilson.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (VWtfl)

130 With all the hair on fire. thank goodness Aquanet no longer has CFCs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 03:49 PM (2GVsD)

131 "Now, the embryo is biologically alive. That is certainly true. But being alive and being a person are two different things."

It should be pointed out this is an explicitly religious argument

We have a living, distinct human being. But... "is it a person?". That's not an unimportant question but its not a biology question, its an argument about whether we have a soul and when that soul develops or enters the body.

Now all of the pro-abortion arguments have traditionally said these question don't matter. They just pretend that something magical happens biologically at some point. Now that science has shown demonstrably that isn't true they are left grasping not only at straws but what they told us are straws that shouldn't even be considered.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm)

132 21 Talarico isn't even his name, right?

he thinks it will gain him the Latino vote I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 03

It is, he was adopted by his stepfather. Talarico is Italian. He looks like Howdy Doody.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 03:49 PM (OoFl2)

133 Is David French going to argue for the Gospel of Thomas too? or at all, since Talarico just assumed it.
If he really wants to be edgy, David can cite the Apocryphon of James: "the Kingdom of God belongs to those who have put themselves to death". At least then he can put himself out of our misery

Posted by: gKWVE at March 10, 2026 03:49 PM (gKWVE)

134 The last woman broke down crying because she wanted to vote for Crockett but voted for Talarico because she thought only he could win. When he loses that woman should be on suicide watch
Posted by: Smell the Glove
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So, by her reasoning I should have voted for Cornhole because I have been assured that only he can win against Talacreepo?///
F that!

Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (9U6Wl)

135 "Look, watching your wife's vagine getting blown out every night like a sasquatch's old gym sock by a parade of homeless male prostitutes has got to take a toll on your soul."

Pure poetry.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (0N4FZ)

136 "White skin gives me and every white American immunity from the virus,"

Well, the Democrat new white hope stated that white people can't be racist, but everyone else can be.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (EhiZ2)

137 Sounds like Talarico's campaign is a play based on the lyrics of Genesis' "Jesus He Knows Me."

Posted by: Socratease at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (YgfoU)

138 Who took a bigger heel turn-Tucker or French?
Posted by: mr tmz at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (rJ48h)

Tucker. Hands down. French was always just 'a guy' among the dozens or non descriptive white guys at NRO.

Probably why his wife likes getting plowed like a cornfield in Iowa.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (zZu0s)

139 I saw Insane Soy Creatures open for Insane Clown Posse.

It was nuts.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (KAqW5)

140 Oil rose to $120 in after market trading over the weekend!

Trump shouldn't have taken out the leadership of the premiere state sponsor of global terror because this temporary spike in oil prices risks the midterms!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:47 PM (GBKbO)
==
It was just so he could claim a 33% reduction in price after he essentially told Lloyds and the rest of London we are taking over the shipping insurance industry.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (GZYu7)

141 Shouldn't that read "noted White Supremacist David French" he of the ice cooler with a Confederate flag on it fame?
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2026 03:47 PM

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That's noted white supremacist Rick Wilson.

they are all interchangeable as they are all in on the grift. To get the Cady Ovens version, just bolt on boobs and get a tan.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (2GVsD)

142
David French's devolution from traditional Christianity to "kindness is everything"

That's assuming that David French Lick was ever serious about being a Christian. Like the rest of these cocksuckers, he's little more than a communist mole who'd love to shoot a few Kulaks in the back of the neck. Claiming to be a devout Christian is just a tool to gain secular power.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (y9nCu)

143 Cooler guy was Rick Wilson the bald.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (cS1cw)

144 A stock photo of the type of man that enjoys servicing his wife's boyfriends penis.

https://tinyurl.com/yyfhtybw
Posted by: Maj. Healey
......

He looks like he IS the penis.

Posted by: wth at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (UjdFS)

145 The conservative case for the Antichrist.

Per Dennis Prager:

The answer to this question is one of the few issues about which most religious Jews agree. When it comes to naming the worst sin in Judaism, they would respond “chillul haShem,” desecrating God’s name. This means doing evil while acting religious — or, to put it more simply, doing evil in God’s name.

From a Jewish perspective, as horrific as murder is, murder committed by an atheist individual or government is not as damaging as murder by a religious individual or government. From the victim’s perspective, of course, there is no difference.

Why is murder committed in the name of God worse? Because it ruins God’s name. And belief in a morally demanding and morally judging God as the only means to a better world is at the heart of the Jewish message. When God is rendered the source of evil rather than the source of good, hope for a good world is shattered.

That is why the evil committed in our time by Muslims in the name of God and of religion has had a particularly negative effect on this generation’s faith in God.

https://jewishjournal.com/commentary/opinion/127780/

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 10, 2026 03:50 PM (4c2RO)

146 reminds me of that skeevy lookin' joker running for a city council seat in SF(?) ... but he's already been convicted

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 03:51 PM (MIIRH)

147 In reference to an earlier post

I actually think even Ron Howard looked better in his thirties than James Talarico does.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 03:51 PM (ix8EF)

148 I ignore everything else to just look at that guy with that face saying he loves trans children and see a probable felony there.

What is it with the pedo creeps? There's a guy on X hawking age verification for social media and he has that pedo look too.
Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:44 PM

Seriously...that guy does not look right.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 03:51 PM (kgE5c)

149 Crockett blaming Republicans reinforces my belief that the white supremacists are white leftists. The prog white folk in Texas kicked her to the curb, but she's brainwashed to say it's the Republicans. Everybody protects the white progressive, hence white supremacy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 03:51 PM (qBBPl)

150 It is, he was adopted by his stepfather. Talarico is Italian. He looks like Howdy Doody.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 03:49 PM

He looks like robert francis "beto" o'rouke. They could be brothers and he will suffer the same fate as beat off did six years ago.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2026 03:51 PM (0N4FZ)

151 If an embryo doesn't count, why will the fed gov give WIC to pregnant women?

The federal government provides WIC (Special Supplemental Nutrition Program for Women, Infants, and Children) benefits to pregnant women, regardless of when they are in their pregnancy, because the program's primary goal is to improve health outcomes for both the mother and the developing fetus. (Ref: The Center on Budget and Policy Priorities)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 03:51 PM (NFX2v)

152 Talafreako literally looks like a younger version of the pedo faggot who followed me and my friends around the city begging to suck our dicks. "I wanna suck your young dicks!" We were about 13. Not joking.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

153 "Now, the embryo is biologically alive. That is certainly true. But being alive and being a person are two different things."

And how you get a Nazi pro-Eugenics propaganda movie like Life Without Meaning.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 03:52 PM (2GVsD)

154 Is it me or can Democrats only talk openly about God and Jesus when they are blaspheming them?

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:52 PM (JIcUn)

155 And someone (Josh Brolin) just gave the margins a good time.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:52 PM (zZu0s)

156 The Left's parade of "masculine" men meant to appeal to conservative males:

. President MomJeans
. David Hogg
. David French
. Pete Booygag
. Beta O'Rourke
. Dylan Mulvaney
. Doug Emhoff
. Tim Walz
. Gruesome Newscum
. Bad Bunny
. James Take-it-up-da-asshoe

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 03:52 PM (yB0MT)

157 Shouldn't that read "noted White Supremacist David French" he of the ice cooler with a Confederate flag on it fame?
Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2026 03:47 PM

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That's noted white supremacist Rick Wilson.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (VWtfl)
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So hard to keep track of all the white supremacists!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 03:52 PM (KAqW5)

158 Talarico needs a nickname. I suggest "Stranger Danger"

Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 10, 2026 03:52 PM (4c2RO)

159 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

God has no gender, being a spirit, but generally chooses to reveal himself as a male in the Bible because of the gender representing power, protection, provision, and command.

That's not non-binary, though. Its not someone who is neither x nor y but a blend or can swap between them. God is without gender because God is a spirit and has no physical body or limitations.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (PYyV9)

160 In what universe does a single rational person regard David French the Apostate with a grain of respect?

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (za9vj)

161 I've always recommended "Mr. French"
Posted by: Buffy Davis

Is that a mustard joke or ???

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (diia5)

162 DEVELOPING: Rep. Jasmine Crockett voters are breaking down in tears on social media blaming Republicans for her loss while ignoring the fact it was a primary, meaning she was replaced with a White Democrat male by the voters.

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Imagine a life so bereft of meaning that your candidate loses an election and you feel the need to film yourself bawling like an immature child...and you want people to see you acting like it and put it on social media for all the world to see. These people are breathtaking.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (qBdHI)

163 21 Talarico isn't even his name, right?

rumor i saw the other day is that his real name is barnabas collins.

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (oY6Yp)

164 He looks like the puppet in Magic, and it's disturbing when he talks.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (NFX2v)

165 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.
Posted by: ...

And on the sixth day God created woman, and no one has rested since.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 03:54 PM (Z7Mnq)

166 What Trump is doing to Lloyd's makes me smile.

Grandma on prometheus channel laid it out for me.

If it's true..."It's beautiful man!". (young Tom Cruise line)

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 03:54 PM (cS1cw)

167 That's Rick Wilson, awful Republican campaign manager who lost every race he managed but kept getting work for some reason.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

I'm also a pirate! But not the the Lincoln Project kind, swearsies!

Posted by: THE Rick Wilson at March 10, 2026 03:54 PM (qivay)

168 Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 03:49 PM

Ah, yes. That's the name I couldn't think of: Howdy Doody. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 03:54 PM (ix8EF)

169 I actually think even Ron Howard looked better in his thirties than James Talarico does.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 10, 2026 03:51 PM (ix8EF

Clint Howard looks better. And he looks... unfortunate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 10, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)

170 159 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he rested on the seventh day from all his work which he had made.

God has no gender, being a spirit, but generally chooses to reveal himself as a male in the Bible because of the gender representing power, protection, provision, and command.

That's not non-binary, though. Its not someone who is neither x nor y but a blend or can swap between them. God is without gender because God is a spirit and has no physical body or limitations.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (PYyV9)

Tha is rarely pointed out, I have found. Most standard, taught Christianity is heavily into the anthropomorphism of God the Father.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 03:55 PM (pDt9x)

171 Talarico looks like Chucky

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 03:55 PM (+nEug)

172 166 What Trump is doing to Lloyd's makes me smile.

Grandma on prometheus channel laid it out for me.

If it's true..."It's beautiful man!". (young Tom Cruise line)

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 03:54 PM (cS1cw)

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Lloyd's was one of the only things left making England important on the world stage.

Gutting that importance is going to turn England fully into a backwater until it decides to change anything about its trajectory over the last 80 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:56 PM (GBKbO)

173 171 Talarico looks like Chucky
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 03:55 PM (+nEug

Yes! This!

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 03:56 PM (OoFl2)

174 164 He looks like the puppet in Magic, and it's disturbing when he talks.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (NFX2v)

Ann Margret. mmmmm.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science at March 10, 2026 03:56 PM (qivay)

175 Talarico needs a nickname. I suggest "Stranger Danger"

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I see him riding around in a wagon driving through the neighborhoods calling out, "come along children...lollipops!"

/Chitty Chitty Bang Bang reference

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 03:56 PM (qBdHI)

176 Imagine a life so bereft of meaning that your candidate loses an election and you feel the need to film yourself bawling like an immature child...and you want people to see you acting like it and put it on social media for all the world to see. These people are breathtaking.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (qBdHI)

Note she has no problem with Talarico or his voters. All this emotion but nothing against the guy who beat her.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:57 PM (JIcUn)

177 HOST: "Something that you love that's not family or friends?"

TALARICO: "Trans children."

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There's a true Christian for you -- unable to answer "God" or "Jesus Christ."

/Not to mention "country" -- which for him is likely Zimbabwe.

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 03:57 PM (yB0MT)

178 Talarico needs a nickname. I suggest "Stranger Danger"

I suggest Pee Wee Herman.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 03:57 PM (Z7Mnq)

179 Maybe the Jews should not have written out Ashtereh[sp???] as being the wife of a certain Sinai storm god named Yahweh.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 03:57 PM (2GVsD)

180 "Jesus didn't say anything bad about it specifically, so it's OK."

Well, then, the Old Testament and verses elsewhere in the New Testament say it isn't OK. Therefore, either the Old Testament and those parts of the NT aren't the inspired Word of God or Jesus isn't God. Which one is it?

(I read somewhere else one time someone complaining that there are too many of Paul's letters in the Bible and he talked too much.)

Posted by: Vendette at March 10, 2026 03:57 PM (PrsTH)

181 Piper, it took me a while to place it but it finally came to me

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 03:57 PM (+nEug)

182 David French is jealous that Talarico still has a combover.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 10, 2026 03:58 PM (GPa4z)

183 Lloyd's was one of the only things left making England important on the world stage.

Yeah their only real power and significance in the world is being an economic center. Without that, they are a tiny island with a small economy and almost no military.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:58 PM (PYyV9)

184 Matthew 7:15

15 Beware of false prophets, who come to you in the clothing of sheep, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 03:58 PM (DgMqy)

185 Talarico gives me the fucking creeps and I'm a straight dude.

He's got some weird-ass uncanny valley shit going on that just ain't right.

Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2026 03:58 PM (5aZAZ)

186 Look, watching your wife's vagine getting blown out every night like a sasquatch's old gym sock by a parade of homeless male prostitutes has got to take a toll on your soul.

********

So now I know what happens when I find when my socks go missing when washing them.

Posted by: Sasquatch, the Original Trans-Wookie at March 10, 2026 03:58 PM (vN5JL)

187 184 Matthew 7:15

15 Beware of false prophets, who come to you in the clothing of sheep, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 03:58 PM (DgMqy).

So... Democrats

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 03:59 PM (GOmDb)

188 And Trump needs to move the Prime Meridian to Mar-a-Lago.

A simple software update to all the GPS satellites right?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 03:59 PM (2GVsD)

189 HOST: "Something that you love that's not family or friends?"

TALARICO: "Trans children."

The look on that interviewer's face, like a mom watching their youngest succeed in a spelling bee

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:59 PM (PYyV9)

190 Seriously.

Walk into your church. That person is leading the church youth group.

"Nah, don't worry. It'll be fine! He loves children. LOVES them!"

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:59 PM (HKWjx)

191 The laws against buggery were nailed to the cross.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 10, 2026 03:59 PM (GPa4z)

192 God has no gender, being a spirit...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (PYyV9)

Yeah...maybe not that simple.

Look up immanence and transcendence.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (n9ltV)

193 HOST: "Something that you love that's not family or friends?"

TALARICO: "Trans children."
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But not the British trans children.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (KAqW5)

194 If he was on Tinder the app would automatically swipe left and forward his profile to the police.

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (HKWjx)

195 Really should have locked this thread after The Blade's FIRST comment. Brutal AND amusing!

That could be a new tagline for this place. Brutal Amusement!

Posted by: tsj017 at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (xakWh)

196 Lloyd's was one of the only things left making England important on the world stage.
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We can't let this important business fall under the control of islamists.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (Dv3i1)

197
Is there a chance in hell that Demonic Data can win??

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (Of9wS)

198 Talarico looks like Chucky
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 03:55 PM (+nEug

Yes! This!
Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 03:56 PM (OoFl2)
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Except Chucky is cool in his malevolence and has some great one-liners. Talafreako is the icky doll who wants to blow Beach Ken's 12-year-old brother.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (iFTx/)

199 Talarico needs a nickname. I suggest "Stranger Danger"

I've been using "Screwtape"

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (pUU4E)

200 President Trump is hitting them where it hurts. In the pocket book.

They caused oil to spike, Trump brought it down. No sympathy for the corrupt.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (cS1cw)

201 Blonde Morticia. NO NO AND NO.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 04:01 PM (+nEug)

202 > DEVELOPING: Rep. Jasmine Crockett voters are breaking down in tears on social media blaming Republicans for her loss while ignoring the fact it was a primary, meaning she was replaced with a White Democrat male by the voters.
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I'm sure the media plays a huge part in all that. She was "their golden girl" and got smacked down a white male who looks like the poster child for fetal alcohol syndrome.

So, of course it's the fault of Republicans....

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 04:01 PM (jtM2q)

203
David French has a mustache to hide the stretch marks.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 04:01 PM (IifOV)

204 174. Ann Margret. mmmmm.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science

Oh, I see. You were only pretending to be Mrs. French or are groups nights more sporty than I imagined? 🤨

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 04:01 PM (NFX2v)

205 82 But I just saw a poll showing that Talacreepo is beating both Cornhole and Paxton when placed head to head....///
Posted by: lin-duh

So J. Ann Selzer started polling in Texas after being humiliated in Iowa?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 10, 2026 04:01 PM (JCZqz)

206 I second moving the prime meridian.

Dumb-ass heads would explode.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 04:02 PM (cS1cw)

207 "Is there a chance in hell that Demonic Data can win??
Posted by: Blonde Morticia"

When he changes his name to Jaime and professes is love for breakfast tacos he might fool enough Hispanic LIV's

Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2026 04:02 PM (GUOwU)

208 Walk into your church. That person is leading the church youth group.

Not in my church. We have pretty careful rules about contact with and being alone with kids, etc. Not because of bad experiences, but to make sure that there aren't any.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:03 PM (PYyV9)

209 200 President Trump is hitting them where it hurts. In the pocket book.

They caused oil to spike, Trump brought it down. No sympathy for the corrupt.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (cS1cw)

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The oil spike was mostly emotional exuberance, a large move by speculators to drive up the price on the idea that Iran has any ability to control the Strait of Hormuz or that the block would actually make the price of worldwide oil more than double in price.

Both were wrong, but what really drew things down wasn't anything Trump said or did.

It was a Greek vessel turning off their transponder, getting through the strait, and then turning on the transponder again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

210 Did they change their name from Seltzer to Selzer because no one was buying their fizz anymore?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 04:03 PM (2GVsD)

211 So SwallowDicko is the new Xriston ideal?

Posted by: Joe Mama at March 10, 2026 04:03 PM (TezPK)

212 Actually Talarico reminds me of Children of the Corn. He is the creepiest Democrat in the US, right after Mamdani.

Posted by: Random PJ at March 10, 2026 04:03 PM (+jscL)

213 Thanks to those that corrected my mistake.

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 10, 2026 04:03 PM (f1kZG)

214 When he changes his name to Jaime and professes is love for breakfast tacos he might fool enough Hispanic LIV's

Why are my ears ringing?

Posted by: RObert "Beato" O'Rourke the most Irish man in Texas at March 10, 2026 04:04 PM (sKqQm)

215 Chucy is pretty good Ben Had

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:04 PM (JIcUn)

216 Brutal Amusement opened for Pussy Riot once.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 04:04 PM (2GVsD)

217 These people are breathtaking.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM (qBdHI)

Their hyper-emotionalism makes them easily manipulated, as the true left understands.

Of course they shoot the hyper-emoters in the head after the revolution succeeds, so there's that!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 04:04 PM (n9ltV)

218
I see him riding around in a wagon driving through the neighborhoods calling out, "come along children...lollipops!"

/Chitty Chitty Bang Bang reference

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 03:56 PM (qBdHI)

All he needs is the top hate and pointy shoes. Unfortunate little goblin, isn't he?

Posted by: moki at March 10, 2026 04:05 PM (wLjpr)

219 So who is the Dr. Seuss character with the candy van?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 04:05 PM (2GVsD)

220 What Trump is doing to Lloyd's makes me smile.

Grandma on prometheus channel laid it out for me.

If it's true..."It's beautiful man!". (young Tom Cruise line)

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 03:54 PM (cS1cw)

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Lloyd's was one of the only things left making England important on the world stage.

Gutting that importance is going to turn England fully into a backwater until it decides to change anything about its trajectory over the last 80 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 03:56 PM (GBKbO)
______

The international insurance market was shifting away from LoL even back when I was at Big Law (10 years ago). They are still major players, but not nearly the dominant force they were before.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

221 Honest question bc I don't want to wade into some pedo swamp.

How does David French get to decide on what makes a true Christian? I never heard of him. Is he some theologian or something?

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (HKWjx)

222 Posted by: moki at March 10, 2026 04:05 PM (wLjpr)

Moki!

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (JIcUn)

223 185 Talarico gives me the fucking creeps and I'm a straight dude.

He's got some weird-ass uncanny valley shit going on that just ain't right.

Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2026 03:58 PM

Same and I can't understand how liberals don't see it. Or they do and like Trashcan Man, my life for you.
Or their children's life.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (KGhM4)

224 "come along children...lollipops!"

/Chitty Chitty Bang Bang reference

All Free Today

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (DgMqy)

225 With a tone-deafness you can't exaggerate, having set up Talarico's decency and true expression of Christianity as niceness and a steadfast refusal to judge or be pitted against your neighbor, French contrasts nice Christian James Talarico to mean right-winger Ken Paxton by writing that Paxton "is an admitted adulterer, which is something that used to matter to conservative Christians."
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Interesting because that nice, nice George H.W. Bush was one too, but the Establishment kept it a secret. So was John McCain, who's funeral concludes next month.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (ZOv7s)

226 He made Russian oil available.

LLoyds started the panic. British dicks calling hostilities illegal, etc.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (cS1cw)

227 That's not non-binary, though. Its not someone who is neither x nor y but a blend or can swap between them. God is without gender because God is a spirit and has no physical body or limitations.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

And He made both men and women in His image.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (77rzZ)

228 220 The international insurance market was shifting away from LoL even back when I was at Big Law (10 years ago). They are still major players, but not nearly the dominant force they were before.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

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The US treasury backing insurance claims for vessels going through the Strait while the US Navy guides ships through is going to take the eroded nature of England and...do ugly things to it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (GBKbO)

229
154 Is it me or can Democrats only talk openly about God and Jesus when they are blaspheming them?
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 03:52 PM

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Yeah, but also when they say that we're blaspheming, and they're not.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (VWtfl)

230 How does David French get to decide on what makes a true Christian? I never heard of him. Is he some theologian or something?

He made his name being pro-Trump and openly Christian, but went nuts when Trump was nominated, like so many.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (PYyV9)

231 Pied Piper of Padeophilia - Talarico

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (2GVsD)

232 The international insurance market was shifting away from LoL even back when I was at Big Law (10 years ago). They are still major players, but not nearly the dominant force they were before.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

It was shifting 25 years ago! The UK has to work hard to keep up appearances of being a player on the world stage.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (n9ltV)

233 Sonia Bernhart needs to check her gallon bucket load of racist misogyny at the voting location door!

"I love Jasmine Crockett", she says tearfully, "but we need someone who can win, a white man".

I may have added that last little bit to her quote.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 04:08 PM (yPQ+b)

234 The international insurance market was shifting away from LoL even back when I was at Big Law (10 years ago). They are still major players, but not nearly the dominant force they were before.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

======

The US treasury backing insurance claims for vessels going through the Strait while the US Navy guides ships through is going to take the eroded nature of England and...do ugly things to it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (GBKbO)
_________

So sad

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)

235 The contents of Talafreako's search history must be fascinating.

Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 04:09 PM (gtcuf)

236 Same and I can't understand how liberals don't see it. Or they do and like Trashcan Man, my life for you.
Or their children's life.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (KGhM4)
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They have been programmed to find traditional masculinity off-putting, and so they flee from it.

Indeed, part of how they get captured is that they assume that because "male feminists" are depraved perverts, the actual guys with balls must somehow be worse.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 04:09 PM (ZOv7s)

237 Note that we are the supposed psycho Christianists yet ALL these Democrat idiots talk about regarding the faith is what makes a True Christian. 🤔

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:09 PM (JIcUn)

238 Maybe the one Will Farrell movie that doesn't suck makes it's way into political commentary. The Great Circle of Cinema connects Anchorman to David French.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at March 10, 2026 04:09 PM (otZRM)

239 Same and I can't understand how liberals don't see it.

I think that they are so used to that kind of guy they don't notice it a red flag.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:09 PM (PYyV9)

240 234 So sad

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:08 PM (iFTx/)

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At least they have a former public prosecutor who let off Muslim rape gangs leading their Parliament.

Silver lining, right?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

241 208 Walk into your church. That person is leading the church youth group.

Not in my church. We have pretty careful rules about contact with and being alone with kids, etc. Not because of bad experiences, but to make sure that there aren't any.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026

Our Church Youth Group pastor is truly amazing, and he really does love kids. But like your Church, there is never a time adults are alone with kids. There is also a pretty state of the art security and monitoring system in all the youth group rooms, plus I am confident the dads of the congregation would take whoever to the back pasture and anyone who hurt the kids would not be heard from again. In the name of Christ.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 04:09 PM (OoFl2)

242 Check his computer.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 10, 2026 04:09 PM (2szVb)

243 It was shifting 25 years ago! The UK has to work hard to keep up appearances of being a player on the world stage.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (n9ltV)
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Starmer hates England. He wants it broken and subjugated to the EU. He's pretty open about that. Wants to give away Gibraltar as well as Diego Garcia.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 04:10 PM (ZOv7s)

244 The international insurance market was shifting away from LoL even back when I was at Big Law (10 years ago). They are still major players, but not nearly the dominant force they were before.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (iFTx/)

It was shifting 25 years ago! The UK has to work hard to keep up appearances of being a player on the world stage.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (n9ltV)
_____

I'm all broken up about this

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:10 PM (iFTx/)

245 204 174. Ann Margret. mmmmm.
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I WAS The Science

Oh, I see. You were only pretending to be Mrs. French or are groups nights more sporty than I imagined? 🤨
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 04:01 PM (NFX2v)

Well, when your husband throws so many d*cks at you, it gets old and you look for a more "gentle touch".

Posted by: Mrs. French at March 10, 2026 04:10 PM (qivay)

246 "is an admitted adulterer, which is something that used to matter to conservative Christians."
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Maybe we realized we aren't voting for our pastor or spiritual guide but for a leader who is looking out for our interests....

Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2026 04:10 PM (9AdGW)

247 Check his bank accounts and lawyer for payoff activity.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 04:10 PM (2GVsD)

248
NO NO AND NO.
Posted by: Ben Had

==============

Good. All this promotion of him was making me wonder if his partisans think he has a chance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 04:10 PM (Of9wS)

249 The United Kingdom is the David French of countries.

Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (5aZAZ)

250
Moki!

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (JIcUn)

Hey ellipses!! How are you and yours???

Posted by: moki at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (wLjpr)

251 246 "is an admitted adulterer, which is something that used to matter to conservative Christians."
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Maybe we realized we aren't voting for our pastor or spiritual guide but for a leader who is looking out for our interests....

Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2026 04:10 PM (9AdGW)

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Well, I can never vote for Trump again.

But Vance has been loyal to his one wife their entire marriage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

252 That guy Talarico gives me the creeps. It’s like a Silence of the Lambs vibe.

Wouldn’t surprise me if he had women chained up in an oubliette in his basement or garage.

Creepy AF.

Posted by: Mrs Emma Peel at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (np2zX)

253 Really should have locked this thread after The Blade's FIRST comment. Brutal AND amusing!

That could be a new tagline for this place. Brutal Amusement!
Posted by: tsj017 at March 10, 2026 04:00 PM (xakWh)
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The Blade, he aims to please

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (iFTx/)

254 I've always recommended "Mr. French"
Posted by: Buffy Davis

Is that a mustard joke or ???
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2026 03:53 PM

You're only 28, aren't you?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (kgE5c)

255 Comrade Flounder, where's a hacker when you really need one.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (+nEug)

256
227

And He made both men and women in His image.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM

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When you think about it, "made in God's image" is not a simple concept. A photograph or even a shadow is an image.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (VWtfl)

257 Has HMS Dragon sailed yet?

Keir Starmer's UK is making Lichtenstein look like a global powerhouse.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (2GVsD)

258 How come Democrats never talk about what makes a "Real Jew".

Oh wait they do. When they say all the people who call themselves Jews are impostors. 🤣

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (JIcUn)

259 Indeed, part of how they get captured is that they assume that because "male feminists" are depraved perverts, the actual guys with balls must somehow be worse.

Yeah they hate all men because all the men they know are soy creepy predators, and those conservatives must be even worse no matter how much they long for a conservative man. They literally come out and say it: they want a "traditional" manly man who isn't conservative, like you can get apples from a palm tree.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:12 PM (PYyV9)

260 248
NO NO AND NO.
Posted by: Ben Had

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Good. All this promotion of him was making me wonder if his partisans think he has a chance.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 04:10 PM (Of9wS)

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Democrat partisans think he does.

Because partisanship makes them stupid.

It's an R+14 state. He has no chance.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:12 PM (GBKbO)

261 Not in my church. We have pretty careful rules about contact with and being alone with kids, etc. Not because of bad experiences, but to make sure that there aren't any.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026

The church I used to go to instituted a policy like that several years ago. They pointed out that it was both to protect the children, and to protect the adults from false accusations.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:12 PM (77rzZ)

262
I was honestly surprised to see Jasmine Ratchett crying, in... shock? Disappointment? Did she actually think she was on her way to the US Senate??? Her expectations of victory are a disqualifier right there -- she's out of touch with reality.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 04:12 PM (Of9wS)

263 Maybe we realized we aren't voting for our pastor or spiritual guide but for a leader who is looking out for our interests.

Well that, and Trump's philandering stopped over a decade before he ran for president. He gave it up for Melania. And forgiveness and changing your life is the entire point of Christianity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:13 PM (PYyV9)

264 When they say all the people who call themselves Jews are impostors. 🤣

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (JIcUn)

The left-wing Jews are unbelievably pompous and superior about their interpretation of Judaism. It is almost entirely wrong, but they are confident that they have the true word.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 04:14 PM (n9ltV)

265 When you think about it, "made in God's image" is not a simple concept. A photograph or even a shadow is an image.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 10, 2026

Which is why he says you cannot make an image of him, but he did send his son in his human form, and there is the constant “Father” reference, which is not an accident.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 04:14 PM (OoFl2)

266 How does David French get to decide on what makes a true Christian? I never heard of him. Is he some theologian or something?
Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:06 PM (HKWjx)
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He started out covering the Christian beat and being a typical NR shill, saying the right things, quoting the Bible and of course he was in Iraq (doing paperwork) and then Trump came along and he, along with his cohorts, imagined that they could cancel him. They failed.

Was the act ever genuine? Maybe. I bet he thought he was a good Christian, but his subsequent behavior and repeated acts of deception and dishonesty have revealed him to be a nasty hypocritical grifter.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 04:14 PM (ZOv7s)

267 "is an admitted adulterer, which is something that used to matter to conservative Christians."
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Maybe we realized we aren't voting for our pastor or spiritual guide but for a leader who is looking out for our interests....

Posted by: lin-duh at March 10, 2026 04:10 PM (9AdGW)

Unfortunately, a GOP voter should only vote for the GOP candidate if that person is paragon of perfect virtue (according to the left's standards of what that person's virtue should be, particularly if it's a man).

Posted by: Vendette at March 10, 2026 04:14 PM (PrsTH)

268 Hey ellipses!! How are you and yours???

Posted by: moki at March 10, 2026 04:11 PM (wLjpr)

Doing great moki, thanks. *Always* good to see you.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:15 PM (JIcUn)

269 When you think about it, "made in God's image" is not a simple concept. A photograph or even a shadow is an image.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

I love the story about paying taxes to Caesar, in which Jesus reminds his listeners that, just as the coin bear's Caesar's image, they bear God's.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)

270 "I love Jasmine Crockett", she says tearfully, "but we need someone who can win, a white man"

Racist misogynist Republican forced me to vote for a white male. Can't win with these people.

Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2026 04:15 PM (GUOwU)

271 The left-wing Jews are unbelievably pompous and superior about their interpretation of Judaism. It is almost entirely wrong, but they are confident that they have the true word.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 04:14 PM (n9ltV)
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That seems to be a common trait among left-wing Christians and their interpretation of Christianity as well.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 04:15 PM (ESVrU)

272 It's an R+14 state. He has no chance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:12 PM (GBKbO)
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I really, really wish people would stop saying this shit.

Weird shit happens in elections, even in Texas.

Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2026 04:16 PM (5aZAZ)

273 and there is the constant “Father” reference, which is not an accident.

Posted by: Piper at March 10, 2026 04:14 PM (OoFl2)

Particularly relevant to Christianity.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:16 PM (JIcUn)

274 come along children...lollipops!"

High little girl! Wanna help me and the puppet find my lost kitten? I have candy!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 04:16 PM (Kt19C)

275 Been kidding around about this/him but I didn't realize Talarico has been a middle school teacher, works with the Non-profit Children's Defense Fund* to advocate for children's issues, and a student at Austin Presbyterian Theological Seminary in addition to his work as a legislator.

It's even more disturbing; I'm an a**. What does it say about some Texas voters? Lordy!
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*Meet us at Alex Haley Farm for Hall-Proctor Institute for Child Advocacy Ministry

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 04:16 PM (NFX2v)

276 Angels are spiritual beings who can easily assume corporeal form when necessary. Spiritual beings are not versions of - us, but we do so love to bring them to our level.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 04:17 PM (pDt9x)

277 That seems to be a common trait among left-wing Christians and their interpretation of Christianity as well.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 04:15 PM (ESVrU)

Yup. Contradicting the Bible is a good signal that they are not the most knowledgeable when it comes to basic theology.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 10, 2026 04:17 PM (n9ltV)

278 I was honestly surprised to see Jasmine Ratchett crying, in... shock? Disappointment? Did she actually think she was on her way to the US Senate??? Her expectations of victory are a disqualifier right there -- she's out of touch with reality.

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I firmly believe she bought into this notion she was some powerhouse politician. She believed the hype and the fawning coverage. She...miscalculated.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 04:17 PM (qBdHI)

279 The whole French being a cuck thing was because he bragged that when he was deployed, he put her under strict orders to stay away from men. Made Mike Pence seem like a libertine. So people naturally assume she was cheating on him or that he was so underwhelming he was afraid she was.

Still, we have no concrete evidence he was a cuckold. We know Kevin Williamson was an actual cuck, but not French. Not yet.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 04:18 PM (ZOv7s)

280 272 It's an R+14 state. He has no chance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:12 PM (GBKbO)
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I really, really wish people would stop saying this shit.

Weird shit happens in elections, even in Texas.

Posted by: ballistic at March 10, 2026 04:16 PM (5aZAZ)

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I'm sorry that Senate races cause things to revert to PVI, a pattern we can see year after year.

Yes, Talarico is going to lose massively. He's going to lose by about 15 or so. He's a bad candidate, the national environment is going to be something like D+4 at the worst, and the state has gotten more Republican over the past few years.

Might as well worry about Vindmann having a chance in his FL Senate bid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

281 When you think about it, "made in God's image" is not a simple concept. A photograph or even a shadow is an image.

Given that god has No physical form, "image" cannot mean "appearance." God has no "appearance" as we understand it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:18 PM (PYyV9)

282 David French is one of our minions, in whom we are well pleased.

Posted by: Big Penguin at March 10, 2026 04:19 PM (0sNs1)

283 He made his name being pro-Trump and openly Christian, but went nuts when Trump was nominated, like so many.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:07 PM (PYyV9)
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Pro-Trump? David "Take My Wife!" French?

Didn't he write an essay for the infamous "Against Trump" issue of National Review ten years ago? That was when they poured gasoline all over themselves and lit a match, in defense of RINO politics. Why yes, says Grok, he did. He even went so far as to announce he wanted to run against Trump, but then he got a gig at the NYT that would actually pay him US dollar income, something he never had done before.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 04:19 PM (sb+Bg)

284 A leftist told me that Jews have always been incredibly progressive regarding women but then in another breath says the Bible is the most misogynist document in history.

There is a strain of leftardism that is strong about Jews being the "good" religion.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:19 PM (JIcUn)

285 I find it hilarious they're fighting him on the God is non-binary thing. Anyone who's ever had a cursory read of the bible knows this is the case it literally explains that God is above man and before Adam's creation there was no humanity (and no gender) so God by definitions doesn't fit into male or female.
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This is just great, absolutely fabulous.

I mean ...

There is being wrong.
And there is being so wrong you don't know how wrong you are.
And then there is this.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 04:20 PM (HXT0k)

286 French's campaign made Egg McMuffin's campaign look serious.

Grifters, all of them.

Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 04:20 PM (gtcuf)

287 Got it. Talarico is the genderbread man

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:21 PM (JIcUn)

288 Given that god has No physical form, "image" cannot mean "appearance." God has no "appearance" as we understand it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Wanna bet? When I'm done, everyone will think of him as an old man with a long white beard.
-- Michelangelo

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:21 PM (77rzZ)

289 Got it. Talarico is the genderbread man
Posted by: ...

He's got expressive armpits?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 04:21 PM (77rzZ)

290 Pro-Trump? David "Take My Wife!" French?

Sorry, that should have read "Pro-Bush" but I am getting old and forgetful

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:22 PM (PYyV9)

291 Nood

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 10, 2026 04:22 PM (LdBR/)

292 Didn't he write an essay for the infamous "Against Trump" issue of National Review ten years ago? That was when they poured gasoline all over themselves and lit a match, in defense of RINO politics. Why yes, says Grok, he did. He even went so far as to announce he wanted to run against Trump, but then he got a gig at the NYT that would actually pay him US dollar income, something he never had done before.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 04:19 PM (sb+Bg)
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Yes, he announced his candidacy and then bailed out because of alleged racist tweets or something and how his adopted black daughter was being victimized. (We never saw the evidence.)

So in the cause of becoming a victim, he advertised himself as a coward.

My Andrew Sullivan Sarah-Palin-level conspiracy theory is that the baby isn't adopted, but conceived when he was overseas.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 10, 2026 04:22 PM (ZOv7s)

293 Final Thought: David French is who Screwtape wanted Christians to be.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:23 PM (PYyV9)

294 Dems want an anti-Trump and boy does this clown fit the bill; Abortion loving, child mutilation loving sissy boy fake Christian closeted gay fraudster.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 04:23 PM (n5tGW)

295 What was that old Dennis miller joke...I know Hare Krishna's can't be a real religion because God made man in his image and I know God doesn't look like Daddy Warbucks with a Slinky glued to his head.

Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 04:23 PM (gtcuf)

296 > 54 French conveniently forgets Jesus's warning about harming the children. Actually in the bible, and he notes there are going to be some rather horrific ends for those who do. So Mr. French what is going to happen to you and the great ship Talarico having forgotten this very Christian "requirement"?
Posted by: Black JEM at March 10, 2026 03:36 PM (GZYu7)

As someone (possibly here) pointed out to me some years back, it's not just harming children, it's specifically coming between them and Jesus, causing them to stumble on that path. In that vein:

> 18 I just love being lectured on how to be a good Christian by some asshat who hasn't darked the door of a church in a decade. Maybe if he cracked his Bible open, he would see in PLAIN WORDS that this kind of perversion is abhorrent to Our Lord.

> ... Jesus said to pray for our enemies. He didn't exactly specify WHAT to pray for them, I suppose.
Posted by: tcn in AK at March 10, 2026 03:30 PM (I40wl)

I pray for them to either repent or get millstone'd, and the sooner the better. I suspect they have dark secrets, and a determined private investigator could end them.

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 04:24 PM (Sy6m/)

297 I find it hilarious they're fighting him on the God is non-binary thing. Anyone who's ever had a cursory read of the bible knows this is the case it literally explains that God is above man and before Adam's creation there was no humanity (and no gender) so God by definitions doesn't fit into male or female.
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This is just great, absolutely fabulous.

I mean ...

There is being wrong.
And there is being so wrong you don't know how wrong you are.
And then there is this.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 04:20 PM (HXT0k)

I'm going to run with it for a minute.

God has no gender.

God creates gender.

God must want gender to exist.

Perhaps God wishes HE had gender and hates that He doesn't, so in His love He created it to spare us all the torture he endures.

God hates being non binary.

Makes about as much sense as that crap.

Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 04:24 PM (SGMMp)

298 152 Talafreako literally looks like a younger version of the pedo faggot who followed me and my friends around the city begging to suck our dicks. "I wanna suck your young dicks!" We were about 13. Not joking.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blad

You really do live in your mother’s basement, don’t you?

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 10, 2026 04:25 PM (W2Pud)

299
This Talarico freak has Rod Blagojevich's hair.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 04:27 PM (IifOV)

300 David French has a mustache to hide the stretch marks.
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To hide the herpes sores.

Not that he got herpes from sex.

He got it from rubbing his face in the wet spot after his wife finished her exercise session with Tyrone Quantavous Jackson.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 04:27 PM (HXT0k)

301 African Americans aren't going to show up for this geek. Crockett won them 96-4. Talarico will be lucky to get half of Crockett's AA turnout

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 04:29 PM (qBBPl)

302 Talarico does not look like he's passed puberty yet.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 10, 2026 04:36 PM (za9vj)

303 I can't tell French and therick apart.

Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 10, 2026 04:37 PM (za9vj)

304 Conservatives are afraid of Talarico and it shows

**************

You sure about that?

You SURE about that?
Posted by: The guy who always asks, "You sure about that?" at March 10, 2026 03:34 PM (e47Rz)

Please run Brer Talarico

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 04:40 PM (8avO+)

305 Nancy French is a whitewashed tomb filled with other men's bones.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 04:42 PM (4NO2D)

306 A leftist told me that Jews have always been incredibly progressive regarding women but then in another breath says the Bible is the most misogynist document in history.

There is a strain of leftardism that is strong about Jews being the "good" religion.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 04:19 PM (JIcUn)

They are good in that they donate to Dems.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 10, 2026 04:42 PM (8avO+)

307 I can't tell French and therick apart.
Posted by: Northernlurker , Maple Syrup MAGA at March 10, 2026 04:37 PM

Rick Wilson is the Confederate. French is the Pharisee.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 04:43 PM (4NO2D)

308 They just pretend that something magical happens biologically at some point.

Yes, at conception.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 10, 2026 04:49 PM (nHcc1)

309 It's really very simple.

I wish someone would argue this with me in real life. However, I don't know any retards & am rarely among the unwashed wokesters.

I could go downtown to find a protest group of purple haired septum snot rings. However, it is not worth the gas, mascara or me dragging myself recovering from a cold to do this.

1) God created MAN and WOMAN in His own image.
Book of Genesis. Which should take care of both the homo/lesbo/and trans deal in one swoop.

2) Sodomy is evil. Genisis and Leviticus (I am assuming people can read and figure the verses out as I am not looking for them).

3)Disfiguring the body God gave you. Leviticus again is harsh.

4) As a Christian I have always believed, since childhood, that the Word of God is infallible. I don't really care what the pervs or wokes believe as they won't change my mind. 2 Timothy 3:16.

I won't get into demonic pedophiles who harm children. They can look up "millstones" and the "lake of fire."

Or, "cafeteria Christians." Who pick and choose verses to use to justify their evil. Who proclaim the Bible is an ancient document that doesn't count in 2026.

Good luck in hell! Hope you like broiling for eternity!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 05:02 PM (WONhk)

310 Hey Blade, that’s a great opening comment

*Golf Clap*

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 10, 2026 05:03 PM (EBPMb)

311 Apparently not through yet but willowed!

For those who claim an embryo is a "clump of cells" before the 12th week for abortions...now the 20th week as 20wk premies can't live (well, some of them do now)...

They want us to belive the "science."

At 7-12 wks a heartbeat in the "clump of cells." At 5.5wks transvaginal ultrasound it is detected by a flickering sac. At 7-8wks it is seen on abdominal us. Doppler sound 10-12 wks parents hear.

Science has proven there is a "flash of light" at conception. Explain that one to me if the light is not from God. 1 John 1:5

I am so disgusted with these little minions of Satan who proclaim this crap and people are ignorant enough to believe them.

I never had an abortion but know one former friend who did around the 12th week, and she was never the same. Ever. Planned parenthood in the mid-70's told people to believe the clump of cells lie.

The very second my husband and I heard our first son's heartbeat we were blown away. Amazed. It was real then, this little guy who made me eat at odd hours and stuff I never ate before.

We will never forget those first heartbeats nor their first cry.

Thank you, God, for these blessings.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 10, 2026 05:20 PM (WONhk)

312 I can't be the first to notice this, but Talarico gives off huge Ped vibes.

Posted by: Pooklord at March 10, 2026 06:05 PM (asU3w)

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