CNN Story Valorizes Islamic Terror Bombers, Then CNN Claims It Was Just a Mistaken Tweet

CNN's spokespotato and inveterate liar Brian Stelter is pretending it was only the "tweet" which was egregious. But he's lying. The tweet just repeated the first sentence "lede" of the story.

The story was later stealth-edited, but people had screencapped it.

“The story itself was solid. But the tweet was outrageous.”

The tweet in question ***was also the lede of the story*** before the article was stealth edited. https://t.co/Ci7nNy30rq
— Jerry Dunleavy IV 🇺🇸 (@JerryDunleavy) March 10, 2026

CNN deleted this tweet but perhaps the responsible thing to do would’ve been to change the lede of the piece that valorized the terrorists in New York City?

They haven’t yet: pic.twitter.com/w2O2NmQZsK
— Drew Holden (@DrewHolden360) March 10, 2026

This was all deliberate:

Batya Ungar-Sargon
@bungarsargon
Last night, a friend mentioned how strange he found it that two Muslims would target a Muslim mayor's residence. I had to explain that that's not what happened. But it's proof of what a good job outlets like CNN have done obfuscating the truth. Together with Mayor Mamdani, the liberal media has worked assiduously to make it seem like Mamdani--rather than a group of anti-Mamdani non-violent protestors--was the real victim of Saturday's terrorism.

Her article is here.

Ever since two ISIS-inspired terrorists, Emir Balat and Ibrahim Kayumi, threw explosive devices at a group of non-violent anti-Muslim protestors in New York City on Saturday, Mayor Zohran Mamdani has gone out of his way to denounce . . . the protestors--the would-be victims of the terrorist attack, had their assailants succeeded.
The protest was led by far-Right social media personality Jack Lang, who gathered 20 protestors outside Mamdani's residence, Gracie Mansion, to "Stop the Islamic Takeover of New York City." They were met by 100 counterprotestors, two of whom threw IEDs at Lang and his crew. By the grace of God, the bombs didn't detonate; it had been the intent of the two terrorists to exceed by leaps and bounds the Boston Marathon bombing in casualties.
You wouldn't know it from how Mayor Mamdani described the event. His initial tweet omitted any mention of the motivation behind the attack, though one of the assailants cried out "Allahu Akbar" as the device was thrown.
Instead, Mamdani led by attacking the people who would have been the victims of a massive, violent terror attack if Balat and Kayumi had succeeded.

Kapil Eshwar
@KapilPudin89917
1h
This is literally liberals protecting themselves from real psychological shock and pain. When they face a reality that is completely opposite to what they believed to be true, instead of admitting they may have been wrong about terrorism over the last 20 years, their brains start rewriting the story to protect themselves from cognitive dissonance.

I think that was a good explanation ten years ago. Now they know what they're doing. They're simply in a war with us, although most of them are too meek and cowardly to do the killing themselves, so their contribution to the effort to literally murder us is to produce propaganda on behalf of tranny mass-shooters, antifa arsonists and street-fascists, and Islamofascist terrorists.

By the way, one of the terror lawyers is claiming these two Cultural Enrichment Boy Scouts never met before the day they attempted to commit mass casualty terrorism.

Not sure he realizes it, but this actually makes it infinitely worse if true. It would mean either that two Islamic terrorists independently decided to attack the same place on the same day, or that the original attacker was able to recruit another one on the spot almost… https://t.co/SBxYa20hAH
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) March 9, 2026

It's either 1, true but irrelevant -- many terrorists plot via email and do not meet until it is physically necessary -- or 2, just another taqiyya lie.

One of the two terrorists was videotaped throwing the bomb. This terror lawyer probably represents the other terrorist. Now, if you're a co-conspirator in any crime, you are chargeable for all of the acts mutually agreed to in furtherance of the conspiracy, even if you didn't physically perform them.

This lawyer, I am educatedly guessing, is trying to claim there is no conspiracy so that his client will not be convicted of the bombing, having not been caught on video throwing the bomb.

And that's a lie. Obviously these two Islamic radicals from Pennsylvania knew each other and conspired to kill non-Muslims who resist the Muslim invasion.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:06 PM

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1 For the children. Right?

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 10, 2026 12:08 PM (+f7ml)

2 Terrorist children.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 10, 2026 12:09 PM (+f7ml)

3 Abnormally warm weather? Climate change is to blame.

Posted by: Ripley at March 10, 2026 12:10 PM (GUOwU)

4 The same CNN broadcasting from Iran what the regime dictates to them to broadcast.

This during wartime.

Aiding and abetting the enemy.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 12:10 PM (1o8D5)

5 Hello is this thing on ?

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at March 10, 2026 12:10 PM (+f7ml)

6 The first stop should be the Mosque these two attended.

Deport everyone. Raze the building.

Posted by: Paolo at March 10, 2026 12:11 PM (l9aEn)

7 Let's flip this: say the bomb had gone off. Several people murdered. including the 'provocateur/wrecker/kulak/infidel.'

I am betting that it would not change the story that much except they would be talking about it less except to say that the guy had brought it on himself by being a racist. In other words, the press would be doing the job that the muslims would want.

They are upset the bombs did not go off, so they are trying to encourage more of it by glazing these guys faces.

Posted by: Wall Guard from Monty Python at March 10, 2026 12:11 PM (bss/y)

8 /off sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:11 PM (bss/y)

9 The first press announcements on the attack were outstanding examples of obfuscation and deceit. I couldn't figure out for hours what had actually took place.

The MSM is in the hands of people who truly hate the United States.

Posted by: mrp at March 10, 2026 12:12 PM (rj6Yv)

10 >>>I am betting that it would not change the story that much except they would be talking about it less except to say that the guy had brought it on himself by being a racist. In other words, the press would be doing the job that the muslims would want.

they're doing that. They're focusing on the intended victims and claiming they're "provocateurs."

I consider all of CNN to be provocateurs, so what about that?

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2026 12:12 PM (1wjle)

11 They could have, at least, bathed and combed their hair for the occasion.

Another network referred to them as metal jars with fuses. Never seen a metal jar, neither has Webster's.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:13 PM (c35xG)

12 It is my understanding that the guy who did not throw the bomb was an aspiring rap artist and was turning his life around.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:13 PM (Riz8t)

13 10 they're doing that. They're focusing on the intended victims and claiming they're "provocateurs."

I consider all of CNN to be provocateurs, so what about that?

Posted by: ace at March 10, 2026 12:12 PM (1wjle)

=====

Non-experts don't get to define provacateur.

It's the law.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:13 PM (GBKbO)

14 CNN with the "they're just getting their lives turned around" meme in real life.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 12:13 PM (jtM2q)

15 What? CNN lie? Support the Enemy against America?

You're hoo-rawing me...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 10, 2026 12:13 PM (bUNZO)

16 But are these two PA 'men' sexy like the Marathon pressure cooker killers? Or the back shooting insurance guy's murderer?

Posted by: Eromero at March 10, 2026 12:14 PM (LHPAg)

17 >>This lawyer, I am educatedly guessing, is trying to claim there is no conspiracy so that his client will not be convicted of the bombing, having not been caught on video throwing the bomb.

He's on video, carrying and then handing the bomb to his jihadi buddy.

Same construction.

But, complete strangers.

Sure, Jan...they never met before that fateful day.

Posted by: Paolo at March 10, 2026 12:14 PM (l9aEn)

18 I consider all of CNN to be provocateurs, so what about that?

If things keep going in the direction they are, I predict that the current CNN "journalists" will soon be out of jobs. That's okay, street corners with soapboxes need people too.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:14 PM (Riz8t)

19 So how to respond? What we are doing in drawing attention to it.

I think also some mockery. Suggestions:

-these retards cannot even make a bomb that goes off.

-it sucks when you go to the dance, pull the girl and then cannot even get it up in the backseat. Failure is bitter.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:14 PM (bss/y)

20 They also come from a county that is all in in as far as parents and/or grandparents screaming and demonstrating for "No KingsDays," yelling sh*t about Elon Musk and Doge, keying cars, etc.

Then there are the bold student protests which have turned into fistfights with local police officers as a result of both approved and nonapproved school walkouts, etc.

The government welcomes all.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 12:15 PM (NFX2v)

21 I'm afraid that we're going to have another 9/11 before too long.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:15 PM (77rzZ)

22 Yes, the media is at war with a majority of the American public. The have consistently stood up on the side of tyranny and subversion. So I am
Unclear why anyone’s expectation is less.

You can’t hate these people enough, excuse they are the enemy of all that is truthful and good.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 10, 2026 12:16 PM (T7fic)

23 I'm just looking forward to David Ellison dismantling CNN as an offering to Trump to gain his favor because Trump is a tyrant king who will never let go of power (we know this because he ran for re-election and forced Biden to use the autopen) and demands fealty from all media.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

24
Bulg,

I agree with you.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 12:16 PM (3ek7K)

25 By the way, one of the terror lawyers is claiming these two Cultural Enrichment Boy Scouts never met before the day they attempted to commit mass casualty terrorism.

--

They met on MeetTerrorists.com. Like eHarmony, but with bombs!

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 12:16 PM (qBdHI)

26 Is it wrong that I read the title as Valarie-izes?

Posted by: RandomDave at March 10, 2026 12:16 PM (aJQbY)

27 BackdoorsockOFFMan

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:16 PM (l9aEn)

28 Absolute no thought whatsoever for the trajectory of the lives destroyed had those terrorists succeeded in their demon-inspired plot.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 12:16 PM (ESVrU)

29 Ugh, that guy in the first photo is uuuuugly. He looks dirty, smelly, unkempt and cuckoo.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 12:17 PM (qBdHI)

30 Local actor turned war protester disrupts play and shouts Virginia state motto while allegedly injuring President Lincoln.

CNN, 1865

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 12:17 PM (u73oe)

31 This is hilarious. We have people on the inside.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 12:17 PM (o5jAD)

32
Brian Stelter

A potato may have dozens of eyes, but so does a fly-encrusted pile of shit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:17 PM (xG4kz)

33 Also of note, while Iran is completely cut off from the internet, and 90+ million people have no ability to communicate with the outside world, somehow , someway CNN reporters are able to post live reports from the Islamic Republic, and tweet out of the Islamic Republic hourly! And somehow , someway, CNN reporting and talking points line up with Islamic Regime propaganda! And isn't it interesting that CNN somehow, someway always ends up on the side of jihadis ??

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 12:18 PM (GD0B3)

34 I'd worry more about a Bataclan Theater massacre.

They are among us.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:18 PM (bss/y)

35 Should be easy enough to go after the parents. I'll bet any amount of money they actively supported and encouraged this attack.

As I said yesterday, the fact that this was basically an ISIS attack opens the door to real teeth in enforcement against anyone aiding and abetting. These two twinks didn't do this all on their own.

Round up and arrest the whole stinking lot of these scumbags, seize their houses and all their wealth, let them get ass-raped in the prison showers for the rest of their lives. It will be vengeance for all the poor goats.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:18 PM (iFTx/)

36 That sound you hear is every AWFL in a 30 mile radius of NYC ovulating at the same time.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 12:18 PM (+4yJ5)

37 Every day provides further proof that you simply cannot hate the media enough.

The media are literally the dark matter of modern society.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 10, 2026 12:18 PM (wtvvX)

38 Australia covering itself in shit, today...too.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:19 PM (l9aEn)

39 Speaking of ex-CNN "journalists", Jim Acosta just had Rosie O-'Donnell on his podcast. He's really pulling in the big names now, isn't he?

There is no truth to the rumor that they are twins.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:19 PM (Riz8t)

40 29 Ugh, that guy in the first photo is uuuuugly. He looks dirty, smelly, unkempt and cuckoo.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 12:17 PM (qBdHI)

Hmmm. Heh. He kind of looks like those old Geicko insurance Caveman ads, but stupider.

And dirtier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:19 PM (bss/y)

41 One man's jihadi ISIS terrorist is another man's anti-colonialist!

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 12:19 PM (GD0B3)

42 38 Australia covering itself in shit, today...too.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:19 PM (l9aEn)

The iranian girls?

*goes to look*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:19 PM (bss/y)

43 “Their lives would change”

As usual with jihadi attacks, the passive voice is doing all the heavy lifting.

They made lethal nail bombs and lit them in hopes of mass murder,ffs!
They would have changed a lot of lives to dead had they been successful.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 12:19 PM (Hkcdp)

44 And they crossed state lines!!!!!

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:20 PM (77rzZ)

45 And this is why you always push back against bullshit from the left, even when it comes from family.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 12:20 PM (viF8m)

46 Every day provides further proof that you simply cannot hate the media enough.

The media are literally the dark matter of modern society.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 10, 2026 12:18 PM

The media is 100% invested along with liberals in the destruction of America. They will do everything they can to hurt the country. It really got into the open in 68 with walter kronkite declaring America had lost the Vietnam war.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 10, 2026 12:20 PM (0N4FZ)

47 Islamic terrorists try to blow up the most prominent Islamic/Leninist/Marxist head of government in NY. Isn't there some sort of WTF are you thinking going on?

Is this a set up to gather sympathy for Mandami?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:20 PM (c35xG)

48 Too bad they didn’t actually blow him up. That would have been as funny as hell.
Mayor Jihadi getting erased by the first Muslim terrorists to show up.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 10, 2026 12:21 PM (jbnUc)

49 The media are literally the ~~dark~~ fecal matter of modern society.

FIFY

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:21 PM (Riz8t)

50 Australia only granted asylum to 5? WTF, dickless retards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:21 PM (bss/y)

51 >>The iranian girls?

Cops standing guard while the Basij handlers kidnap them.

Australia, like Canada and Britain, is lost.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:21 PM (l9aEn)

52 44 And they crossed state lines!!!!!
Posted by: Bulg

You know who else crossed state lines?

(Yes, I know what Bulg's joke is about. Work with me here, people!)

Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 12:22 PM (+4yJ5)

53 Lady in Black, anyhow you can be born here, raised in posh suburbs yet still look like you’ve just wondered out of a cave on Afghanistan to kill infidels, eh?

But yeah, they’ve totally assimilated!

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 12:22 PM (Hkcdp)

54 Is it wrong that I read the title as Valarie-izes?
Posted by: RandomDave

Valu-ritezes.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:22 PM (77rzZ)

55
The same CNN broadcasting from Iran what the regime dictates to them to broadcast.

Considering its presence in Baghdad at the outset of the Kuwaiti War, it's not like CNN has no history for being a repressive Mooslim government's willing mouthpiece.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:22 PM (xG4kz)

56 The media are literally the dark matter of modern society.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 10, 2026 12:18 PM (wtvvX)
----
I think you mean "anti-matter."

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 12:22 PM (ESVrU)

57 Australia only granted asylum to 5? WTF, dickless retards.

I believe only 5 wanted asylum. The rest agreed to go home because their families were threatened.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

58 On a positive note?

They called them men in the headline, not “youths.”

Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (Hkcdp)

59 Mayor Jihadi getting erased by the first Muslim terrorists to show up.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 10, 2026 12:21 PM (jbnUc)

——————-

Media would’ve blamed Jake Lang.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (u73oe)

60 57 Australia only granted asylum to 5? WTF, dickless retards.

I believe only 5 wanted asylum. The rest agreed to go home because their families were threatened.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:22 PM (Riz8t)

Fucking hell.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (bss/y)

61 I think that was a good explanation ten years ago. Now they know what they're doing. They're simply in a war with us, although most of them are too meek and cowardly to do the killing themselves, so their contribution to the effort to literally murder us is to produce propaganda on behalf of tranny mass-shooters, antifa arsonists and street-fascists, and Islamofascist terrorists.

As a Moron keeps repeating, the issue is never the issue, the issue is The Revolution.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (4NO2D)

62 Democracy dies om darkness.

MSM's motto.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (Vh9CX)

63 the lawyer was lying

they went to the same mosque

they are very nearly the same age

and at least one of them didn't even attend school in person. he may have been traveling, I don't know, but he was virtual all this year

they lived 12 miles apart

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (j+aD2)

64 And that's a lie. Obviously these two Islamic radicals from Pennsylvania knew each other and conspired to kill non-Muslims who resist the Muslim invasion.

==

They traveled to a place called Turkey several times. Now that gaza, hezbollah enclaves in Lebanon, and Syria are a bit treacherous - one never knows if Israel will send a rocket up jihadi arse, and Venezuella and Cuba are a no-no, Turkey is the training destination for assorted jihadis cvnts.

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (GD0B3)

65 CNN is saying that it would have been a normal day, enjoying the city and throwing homemade bombs, if they had NOT been arrested.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (o5jAD)

66 >>I believe only 5 wanted asylum. The rest agreed to go home because their families were threatened.

Yeah...that's the Australian Government's story.

Them being dragged to their bus and signaling for help, notwithstanding.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (l9aEn)

67
That sound you hear is every AWFL in a 30 mile radius of NYC ovulating at the same time.
Posted by: NR Pax

"Put your babies in us!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (xG4kz)

68 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (EtnSa)

69 >> And they crossed state lines!!!!!

The most important issue right there

Posted by: Cryo at March 10, 2026 12:24 PM (VkhJ/)

70 So the "dark turn" was that they were arrested, not that they bombed the public.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2026 12:24 PM (vbXSk)

71 65 CNN is saying that it would have been a normal day, enjoying the city and throwing homemade bombs, if they had NOT been arrested.
Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 12:23 PM (o5jAD)

The scamps.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)

72 Yo Skip.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:24 PM (l9aEn)

73 We have met the enemy and they have a microphone.

Posted by: fd at March 10, 2026 12:24 PM (vFG9F)

74 Cops standing guard while the Basij handlers kidnap them.

Australia, like Canada and Britain, is lost.
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:21 PM (l9aEn)
---
The free world's loss is the Caliphate's gain.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 12:24 PM (ESVrU)

75 'Teenagers'.

Like they were in a Boy Band or some shit.

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:25 PM (l9aEn)

76 Fuck, australia has turned into Vichy France, deporting the undesirables to another country.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:25 PM (bss/y)

77 There is no such thing as jihadi ISIS terrorism on stolen land!

Posted by: AWFLs at March 10, 2026 12:25 PM (Y1sOo)

78 The sleeper cells haven't even begun to inflict their idiocy.

Hopefully the DHS and FBI are on focused on this instead of explaining away obvious associations between the Clintons and Epstein.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 12:25 PM (M9gjJ)

79 about time we started treating all of these people (terrorists & supporters) like they were the enemy in a war, because that is the reality of where we are today, (and have been for decades)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 12:25 PM (MIIRH)

80 Read at Legalinsurrection.com Leftists plan ( think its been going on for awhile) to fk the jury system and always vote against crime charges on another Leftist

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 12:25 PM (EtnSa)

81 The key here though is if they are not friends from same grade, how did they meet?

Is their mosque having terrorist cell socials?
Is there an internet forum where they hooked up?

This is no small hurdle - meeting a like minded terrorist who is not FBI, so the fact that they are not neighbors or classmates makes it much worse.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 10, 2026 12:26 PM (9LS/u)

82 the families of Iranian girls are telling them to stay in Australia...

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 12:26 PM (GD0B3)

83
You know who else crossed state lines?

Jeffrey Epstein, to not kill himself?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:26 PM (xG4kz)

84 They'll be on the cover of Rolling Stone's next issue.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 12:26 PM (jtM2q)

85 Attorney for NYC TERRORIST says, “They’re in different age groups. They are not known to each other. There is no reason to believe they knew each other prior to this incident.”

Except that they attended the same mosque...

Posted by: Just sayin... at March 10, 2026 12:26 PM (G1ktt)

86 Radical Muslims caught trying to murder radical Muslims who are winning for the cause.

Yeah, makes sense.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:27 PM (c35xG)

87 By the way, one of the terror lawyers is claiming these two Cultural Enrichment Boy Scouts never met before the day they attempted to commit mass casualty terrorism.

The squirrel panel has convened and has questions. Where did these two asture scholars attend mosque? If they indeed had no apparent connection, is there evidence of communication between the respective mosques they attended? Bonus question, does the terrorist lawyer speak with a middle eastern accent?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 10, 2026 12:27 PM (7Cdr7)

88 Attorney for NYC TERRORIST says, “They’re in different age groups. They are not known to each other. There is no reason to believe they knew each other prior to this incident.”

Except that they attended the same mosque...
Posted by: Just sayin... at March 10, 2026 12:26 PM

Leftists lie as easily as breathing.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 12:27 PM (4NO2D)

89 CNN's reporting reminded me of this Monty Python sketch:

The Adventures of Ralph Mellish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qf7rntVimhw

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 12:27 PM (ESVrU)

90 also they (the feds) are investigating a storage facility adjacent to both their homes. they started last night and they've been detonating objects found in there (safely) all night and into today.

basically the storage facility is equidistant from their homes.

ALSO people in the area have been bitching on FB about "explosions" for months. now we know they were probably doing test runs.

NYC is VERY LUCKY those bombs didn't detonate. Many would have died.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 12:27 PM (j+aD2)

91 86 Radical Muslims caught trying to murder radical Muslims who are winning for the cause.

Yeah, makes sense.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:27 PM (c35xG)

What are they trying to say that Mamdani was the target?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:27 PM (bss/y)

92 Remember the Lord is always with you.
He doesn’t take coffee breaks.
His calendar is never full.
He will always pickup your call.
He doesn’t take vacations.
He won’t ghost you.
He’s always watching your “feeds”.
He doesn’t “like” you, He loves you.
He’s waiting for you right now.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 12:28 PM (Pu/zx)

93 Good afternoon Ace.
Everyday I'm more convinced that this summer will be a mess in the big , blue cities. Illegals, unprosecuted criminals, budget deficits and cuts to police, failing infrastructure , and jihadists are going to cause blowups. Let's see if despite all that the Republicans can eff up the midterms

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 12:28 PM (qBBPl)

94 23, if only, TJM, if only ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 12:28 PM (MIIRH)

95 This takes the "Aspiring Artist" parody of Hitler to new levels.

The only difference between the newsroom of TMZ cheering the murder of Charlie Kirk and the CNN newsroom is that CNN wasn't being recorded at the time.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 12:28 PM (HXT0k)

96 "The unseasonably warm weather made me do it"

Posted by: Mersault at March 10, 2026 12:28 PM (GPa4z)

97 Their are many weapons the left uses against the right. Road construction, wolves, criminals, terrorists, H1-B visas, regulations, graft, and probably 100s of other things I can't think of right now.

When I really, really think about it, I am honestly afraid.

Posted by: meh at March 10, 2026 12:28 PM (7Wsrz)

98
The scamps.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

The imps.

The rapscallions.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:28 PM (xG4kz)

99 also they (the feds) are investigating a storage facility adjacent to both their homes. they started last night and they've been detonating objects found in there (safely) all night and into today.

I hope they dusted for prints beforehand, because I very much doubt these two galactic brains wore gloves, or wiped for prints.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:28 PM (Riz8t)

100 they were 18 and 19

how is that different age groups

the one guy somehow went 100 percent virtual to a public high school

whatever

they hung out. definitely. no question.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 12:29 PM (j+aD2)

101 The sleeper cells haven't even begun to inflict their idiocy.

I think we would've seen something other than a couple of twinks throwing bombs by now if the capability existed.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

102 The kid in the pic looks like an idiot, although I bet anything HE thinks he looks totally cool. Looks like he sleeps under a bridge in a cardboard box.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 12:29 PM (pDt9x)

103 They missed their mark seems the biggest part of the deal. Muslim on Muslim violence.
What's the beef?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:29 PM (c35xG)

104 What are they trying to say that Mamdani was the target?

Presumably because that makes him a sympathetic victim.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

105 Oh, and what’s that brown shit on his face?

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 12:30 PM (pDt9x)

106 101 The sleeper cells haven't even begun to inflict their idiocy.

I think we would've seen something other than a couple of twinks throwing bombs by now if the capability existed.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

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"I can throw bombs, or I can make content on X to convince other people to throw bombs while I watch porn."
-a not insignificant number of the sleeper cells

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

107 Oh, and what’s that brown shit on his face?

Asked and answered.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:30 PM (Riz8t)

108 At what point can we charge Imans at Mosques as accessories to these terrorist attacks?

Posted by: Black JEM at March 10, 2026 12:31 PM (GZYu7)

109 Here is something really sinister, the Iranian regime collected pictures of Iranians in dance videos, celebrating, and now posted them online in their propaganda, and is now threatening punishment. The sooner these insane mofos are blasted to smithereens the better. This is from the woman in one of the very popular dance clips.

"I’m receiving a lot of safety threats recently, and this is one of them. The Islamic regime created a “punishment committee” and posted pictures of people who spoke against them and are monarchists. They included my picture in this committee, stating that serious punishments are coming, and wrote:

“Treason against the homeland will no longer go unpunished! Everyone is being identified!
- Revocation of Iranian citizenship
- Denial of permission to return to the homeland
- Confiscation of property
- Confiscation of inheritance share”

This is how they react to anyone who speaks out against them, and they torture those inside Iran to death"

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 12:31 PM (GD0B3)

110
these two Cultural Enrichment Boy Scouts

Now they'll NEVER earn their 'Splodey Thingies merit badge!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:31 PM (xG4kz)

111 Local Amity fisherman catches and kills a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers.

CNN 1975

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 12:31 PM (u73oe)

112 100 they were 18 and 19

how is that different age groups
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They may be different sexes too.
Get Bondi on this toot sweet.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:31 PM (c35xG)

113 Pennsylvania teenagers, huh? Are they trying to hide the fact that they were Amish?

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 12:31 PM (o5jAD)

114 I think we would've seen something other than a couple of twinks throwing bombs by now if the capability existed.
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I tend to agree. But the decapitation strike was no doubt in part designed to cut off sleeper cells from communication and support. We may still see uncoordinated actions.

Posted by: Rachel Maddcow at March 10, 2026 12:31 PM (EnKFk)

115 I think we would've seen something other than a couple of twinks throwing bombs by now if the capability existed.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)

This. I think a lot of the sleeper cell bullshit is bullshit. If there were 18k 'troops' here, they would have done more while the regime gets buttfucked on worldwide television.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

116 >>Oh, and what’s that brown shit on his face?

Goat shit.

According to the austere prophet mohammed, "You must lick it before you stick it.".

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:31 PM (l9aEn)

117 Back in the beforefore times of 2009 I would speak often here about how the Left would end up loading us into boxcars while the media and *especially* the "respected" "Republican" media such as *National Review* hid and/or justified every drop of it.

"The price of racism is simple and peaceful education", or "On behalf of Republicans we are sorry about the fossil energy you require to transport the worst among us for intellectual and moral improvement", etc etc

I turned out to be both completely crazy of course and completely right. Unfortunately this is still just the beginning (I did the thing? I did the thing.). Our media is now essentially Iranian State TV and there will be no actual backtrack, just the occasional obfuscation.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:32 PM (JIcUn)

118 Had these two terrorist been successful in killing Jake Lang, the entire media and the left would be cheering today.

And it is not the death of Jake Lang alone they'd be cheering--it's that they imagine you are next.

Democrat politicians would be cautioning us to prevent any backlash against Islam.
Republican politicians would be telling us "both sides" need to "turn down the temperature."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 12:32 PM (HXT0k)

119 "Two different age groups"

They're 18 and 19!

Posted by: pookysgirl, wincing at the torture of the language at March 10, 2026 12:32 PM (Wt5PA)

120 The CBC Canadian headline
2 arrested after explosive device thrown at protest near Mayor Mamdani's house: NYPD

The headline from ABC, which is Australian:
Homemade bomb at New York anti-Islam rally near Zohran Mamdani's residence investigated as 'act of ISIS-inspired terrorism'

unfortunately this guy posting the video of what happened is also a sensationalist news personality who is on that site using a bunch of racist language about the whole thing. Like it's insane that the narrative is being so distorted but this Nick guy is also obviously a massive POS.

Absolutely. We used to be able to rely on a relatively ethical free press to do the reporting. Then mass media consolidation happened, cheered on by both teams. Now we have to rely on this chowderhead.

NPR this morning was really clear about what happened, who was targeted and who were the alleged perpetrators. They still do what most media outlets won't do: provide clear and objective reporting.

Jake Lang and his ilk are pieces of shit, but the people literally tossing Bombs are fuckin terrorist sympathizers and outright supporters. Like, there is clearly a worse party here.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (JCZqz)

121 Now do the airplane hijacking.

A Southwest Airline flight passenger threatened to blow the Plane up and was arrested by Georgia Police.

Someone yells "Death to America" and Aloha snackbar in my presence and I'm ending them.

Sorry. End them before they kill a planeload of people.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (Z7Mnq)

122
Looks like he sleeps under a bridge in a cardboard box.

It is hard to imagine how much lower status a domicile that is when compared to living in a van down by the river.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (xG4kz)

123 The sleeper cells haven't even begun to inflict their idiocy.

They're stuck in the TSA lines. This is the first time TSA has stopped anything.

Posted by: t-bird at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (o5jAD)

124 Republican politicians would be telling us "both sides" need to "turn down the temperature."

But enough about John Cornyn...

Posted by: Archimedes at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (Riz8t)

125 Ace is right that they are lying.

What makes this really big though, is that we all know dozens of people like this - 2nd generation, look like a lot of other young men, fairly well off..... muslim.

These are not from the dark recesses of society -- they are the people the Left keeps celebrating. If we have to suspect everyone like this (and we do) then we have to suspect every muslim. If a middle class kid from PA can be all in for the muslim cause, then we no longer have a country if they exist.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (9LS/u)

126 "I can throw bombs, or I can make content on X to convince other people to throw bombs while I watch porn."
-a not insignificant number of the sleeper cells
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:30 PM

Same energy as the "someone should kill (insert object of two minutes hate here), but not me" stuff that blankets Bluesky.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (2ocoG)

127 Jake Lang and his ilk are pieces of shit, but the people literally tossing Bombs are fuckin terrorist sympathizers and outright supporters. Like, there is clearly a worse party here.

Oh, no. This is wrong think.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (bss/y)

128 Off sock

Posted by: Offputting sock at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (EnKFk)

129 Crazy Left women will be professing their love for Ibrahim Kayumi and Emir Balat.
They will be heroes like Luis Mangione.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (NpAcC)

130 Iranians abroad live under constant threat for almost 50 years. Salman Rushdie was attacked 30 years after the "fatwa" from that old cvnt , the original Durka Durka akbar.

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (GD0B3)

131 23 I'm just looking forward to David Ellison dismantling CNN as an offering to Trump to gain his favor because Trump is a tyrant king who will never let go of power (we know this because he ran for re-election and forced Biden to use the autopen) and demands fealty from all media.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

They always tell on themselves. It's the 3rd Law: SJWs Always Project. So, we know that their plan is for the next Democrat President to be President-For-Life. We also know that their plan is to just ignore the 22A, and -- since they consistently claim that Trump has "stacked" the Supreme Court (by nominating people to fill vacancies) -- they are also willing to stack the court (by expanding it) with as many new justices as it takes to get it to go along with King Donkey.

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (Sy6m/)

132 The sleeper cells haven't even begun to inflict their idiocy.

I think we would've seen something other than a couple of twinks throwing bombs by now if the capability existed.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:29 PM (2ocoG)
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Yea. We crushed Iran and vaporized Khomeini 10 days ago. Then we almost killed Khomeini-Me. What are these sleepers waiting for?

I strongly suspect (i) the existence of sleepers is vastly overrated and/or (ii) any sleepers that do exist have gotten too much of a taste of American wealth and freedom and aren't very eager to blow themselves up for the cause.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

133 Jake Lang and his ilk are pieces of shit, but the people literally tossing Bombs are fuckin terrorist sympathizers and outright supporters. Like, there is clearly a worse party here.

You're correct. Protesters are pieces of shit. Especially left leaning protesters.

See how easy that is?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (Z7Mnq)

134

I think the sleeper cells are here.

That's what the assholes plan on.

Look at the states the assholes have invaded. They have a plan and it's going to be ugly.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (3ek7K)

135 Jake Lang and his ilk are pieces of shit, but the people literally tossing Bombs are fuckin terrorist sympathizers and outright supporters. Like, there is clearly a worse party here.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM

This nail WILL be hammered down.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (4NO2D)

136 NYC is VERY LUCKY those bombs didn't detonate. Many would have died.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 12:27 PM (j+aD2)

We may never know the motive.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (JIcUn)

137 The most upsetting thing is that the dolts missed their mark. This story is like, another day in NY.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:35 PM (c35xG)

138 These crazy kids were walking along minding their own business and boom, someone stuck M-80's in their hands. These heroes threw the firecrackers where no servants of Allah could be hurt. Are they Heroes? That's not for me to decide, but yes.

Posted by: Zohran Mamdani at March 10, 2026 12:35 PM (LS0X+)

139 Those two would-be bombers love to love each others cock.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Denny Crane - CNN is Retarded. at March 10, 2026 12:35 PM (dmDsy)

140 Apparently the story that some of the Iranian soccer girls decided to get on the plane to protect their families back home -- was not true. That was the story as told by the IRGC handlers. The IRGC tried to chase down the five that got away, and another escaped later.

I did see a couple of the players get on the plane with people around them, but they never tried to escape, so I never saw them be physically dragged on the plane. Seems they should have physically resisted while in the public eye, where they could have been helped by the Aussies. idk what the situation was exactly.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2026 12:36 PM (vbXSk)

141 Oh wait. "White supremacy made them do it!".

Progress! They finally figured out how to determine the motive!

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:36 PM (JIcUn)

142
Absolutely. We used to be able to rely on a relatively ethical free press

Missed it by a country mile! The phrase for which you stopped searching was objective, dimwit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 12:36 PM (xG4kz)

143 This is how they react to anyone who speaks out against them, and they torture those inside Iran to death"

Posted by: runner

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What - they are arresting people for speech?
Who do they think they are, Britain?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 10, 2026 12:36 PM (9LS/u)

144 >>We may still see uncoordinated actions.

I think it's just a matter of time.

Hopefully, they will target shopping malls, because nobody goes to shopping malls anymore.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 12:36 PM (Y1sOo)

145 Crazy Left women will be professing their love for Ibrahim Kayumi and Emir Balat.
They will be heroes like Luis Mangione.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (NpAcC)
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Nah, they're weird and ugly and look like they smell really bad. They're not Beach Ken dreamy like Super Mario and that Boston bomber homosexual.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

146 We may never know the motive.
Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM

...the authorities vowed.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (4NO2D)

147 Good afternoon Ace.
Everyday I'm more convinced that this summer will be a mess in the big , blue cities. Illegals, unprosecuted criminals, budget deficits and cuts to police, failing infrastructure , and jihadists are going to cause blowups. Let's see if despite all that the Republicans can eff up the midterms

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 12:28 PM (qBBPl)
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Nah - all based upon economy and the Iranian situation. Which impacts the economy.

Not much else matters, because the democrats are barely polling above "Stan", seemingly grab the 20% side of every issue, and the DOJ is forcing the states to clean up their voter rolls. The SAFE Act would help on that front as well.

Posted by: Black JEM at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (GZYu7)

148 117 Back in the beforefore times of 2009 I would speak often here about how the Left would end up loading us into boxcars while the media and *especially* the "respected" "Republican" media such as *National Review* hid and/or justified every drop of it.

We would allow ourselves to be led into the boxcars like the meme of the sheep at the entrance to the slaughterhouse where one is asking when they are going to revolt and another says it's too soon.

Posted by: Oglebay at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (GPa4z)

149 Jake Lang: Muslims don't like America? Fine they should go home

Muslims: KILL HIM

Leftists: You know both people are at fault here.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (sKqQm)

150 I think the sleeper cells are here.

That's what the assholes plan on.

Look at the states the assholes have invaded. They have a plan and it's going to be ugly.

Posted by: fourseasons

Texas. SWEET!!
We finally get to play Cowboys & Muzzies.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (Z7Mnq)

151 139 Those two would-be bombers love to love each others cock.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: Denny Crane - CNN is Retarded. at March 10, 2026 12:35 PM (dmDsy)

Bombs weren't the only thing blowing up in that garage, IYKWIMAITYD.

It's like ace and garrett at a couples retreat on Fire Island.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

152 Oh, there's an explanation for why all those activist district judges never get tired of getting smacked down by higher courts: they're auditioning for SCOTUS. They're showing they would be good, loyal Party men for a court-packing scheme.

Posted by: SciVo at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (Sy6m/)

153 My mind has turned to - how do we wrap things up in Iran?

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (pDt9x)

154 We crushed Iran and vaporized Khomeini 10 days ago. Then we almost killed Khomeini-Me. What are these sleepers waiting for?

Exactly. Khomeini-Me may actually be dead, and apparently under Shiite rules he probably isn't eligible to be Supreme Leader.

To the extent these sleepers exist I suspect they're too busy having their eyes glued to OnlyGoats.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

155 121 Now do the airplane hijacking.

A Southwest Airline flight passenger threatened to blow the Plane up and was arrested by Georgia Police.

Someone yells "Death to America" and Aloha snackbar in my presence and I'm ending them.

Sorry. End them before they kill a planeload of people.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:33 PM (Z7Mnq)

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I believe that video was from like 3 years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

156 >>It's like ace and garrett at a couples retreat on Fire Island.

Can you imagine trying to build bombs with ace?

'Put the Drill down, ace.'

Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:38 PM (l9aEn)

157 To be clear, these two idiots were going to attack the people at the news conference who were protesting the NYC mayor. They were not there to attack Mamdani.

At least that's the story I've seen.

As usual, the MSM is lying to us. Pushing the narrative that Mamdani was somehow the target... the victim.

It's horseshit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 12:39 PM (jtM2q)

158 I did see a couple of the players get on the plane with people around them, but they never tried to escape, so I never saw them be physically dragged on the plane. Seems they should have physically resisted while in the public eye, where they could have been helped by the Aussies. idk what the situation was exactly.
Posted by: illiniwek

Aussies wouldn't have lifted a finger to help those girls.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:39 PM (Z7Mnq)

159 132 Yea. We crushed Iran and vaporized Khomeini 10 days ago. Then we almost killed Khomeini-Me. What are these sleepers waiting for?

I strongly suspect (i) the existence of sleepers is vastly overrated and/or (ii) any sleepers that do exist have gotten too much of a taste of American wealth and freedom and aren't very eager to blow themselves up for the cause.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

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I bet a large number of them are just making bank on social media by putting out AI slop about how Iran is winning and considering it doing their duty because, yes, they have gone native living in America.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

160
For the children. Right?
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN

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But not the British children.

Posted by: George Washington at March 10, 2026 12:39 PM (5dqnH)

161 FEED ME!!

Posted by: The Woodchipper at March 10, 2026 12:39 PM (mmgaE)

162 "I strongly suspect (i) the existence of sleepers is vastly overrated and/or (ii) any sleepers that do exist have gotten too much of a taste of American wealth and freedom and aren't very eager to blow themselves up for the cause."

Maybe they have heard about the riches to be made in child care and learing centers.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 10, 2026 12:40 PM (vbXSk)

163 My mind has turned to - how do we wrap things up in Iran?
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM

The military in the provinces mutinies first. The closer and closer to Tehran.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 12:40 PM (4NO2D)

164

Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
For Mahmoud Khalil, this past year has been marked by profound hardship—and by profound courage.

A year ago, Mahmoud was walking home through our city after sharing an iftar with his wife Noor when he was detained by federal agents, flown to Louisiana, and then held in an ICE facility for months. In that time, he was forced to miss the birth of his first child. All of this for exercising his First Amendment rights in protesting the ongoing genocide in Palestine.

And yet, even in the face of that cruelty, there has also been beauty. New Yorkers raising their voices in solidarity. A city refusing to look away. Mahmoud won his freedom, and a father was finally reunited with his child.

Last night, as we marked the one year anniversary of his detention, Rama and I were honored to welcome Mahmoud, Noor, and their son Deen to Gracie Mansion to break our fast together.

Mahmoud is a New Yorker, and he belongs in New York City.

https://tinyurl.com/2d863w39

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 12:40 PM (NpAcC)

165
They are here and they are queer.

DO NOT GIVE UP YOUR GUNS AND YOUR DOGS!

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 12:40 PM (3ek7K)

166 36 That sound you hear is every AWFL in a 30 mile radius of NYC ovulating at the same time.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 12:18 PM (+4yJ5)

Nah, what they REALLY want is a good man.

Posted by: It's what their TikToks say at March 10, 2026 12:40 PM (TbWk/)

167 I believe that video was from like 3 years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

What is time though, really.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:40 PM (JIcUn)

168 Reported on X that one of the kids lives in a $2.5mm house owned(?) by his dad who is an Afghan refugee from 10 years ago who works as a low level fast food manager. Implication being that taxpayers somehow paid for this house. Would be nice to have an investigative journalist dig into this.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 12:40 PM (Dv3i1)

169 There's some big structure being built along Arlington Boulevard in Merrifield, Virginia. At first I thought it was a mosque because it's in an Arabesque style. But then my wife noticed that it's got crosses on top of it, which no mosque would have. So now I'm guessing that it's a Coptic church. Unfortunately, there's no sign up at the site announcing what it's supposed to be, so I'll just have to wait and see.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (77rzZ)

170 Not going anywhere for awhile so have TJM's video on
Its cracking me up

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (EtnSa)

171 154 We crushed Iran and vaporized Khomeini 10 days ago. Then we almost killed Khomeini-Me. What are these sleepers waiting for?

Exactly. Khomeini-Me may actually be dead, and apparently under Shiite rules he probably isn't eligible to be Supreme Leader.

To the extent these sleepers exist I suspect they're too busy having their eyes glued to OnlyGoats.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (2ocoG)

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I'm not sure there's video of mini-Me from the past few weeks, much less since he was installed.

All we have is Iranian acolytes bowing to a cardboard cutout of him.

Oh, and Iran admitted he's "wounded".

Pure figurehead who can't even show his face and may be dead. Because Iran is winning just so hard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

172 125 Ace is right that they are lying.

What makes this really big though, is that we all know dozens of people like this - 2nd generation, look like a lot of other young men, fairly well off..... muslim.
...
...
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)
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And these nitwits know that outside their little bubble circle they despised and disgusted. They know that they are failures on the rim. And very few are desperate enough to act.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (c35xG)

173
No reasonable prosecutor would indict these idealistic young men.

Ace, is the story about Gavin Newsome's wife getting $3.75 million from her charity for reals?

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (Y8DZL)

174 At what point can we charge Imans at Mosques as accessories to these terrorist attacks?
Posted by: Black JEM

Let's hope the FBI has some testicular fortitude to direct a magnifying glass at this aspect of the investigation. It's high time the American Muslim community is put on the witness standfor their calls for jihad from the pulpit. They want Islamophobia? We should give it to them. I'm wondering if the lawyer has any connections to the same mosque(s)?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (7Cdr7)

175 I believe that video was from like 3 years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Just happened.

Terrifying video shows Southwest passenger dragged off flight after security threat forces unplanned Atlanta landing

By Ella Morrison
Published March 7, 2026
Updated March 7, 2026, 4:14 p.m. ET

https://tinyurl.com/9zscf8dx

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (Z7Mnq)

176
any sleepers that do exist have gotten too much of a taste of American wealth and freedom and aren't very eager to blow themselves up for the cause.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

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Has this ever worked?

Those 9/11 takeoff-only pilots lived here for years and managed to stay pure of mind.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (5dqnH)

177 92 Remember the Lord is always with you.
He doesn’t take coffee breaks.
His calendar is never full.
He will always pickup your call.
He doesn’t take vacations.
He won’t ghost you.
He’s always watching your “feeds”.
He doesn’t “like” you, He loves you.
He’s waiting for you right now.
Posted by: Marcus T
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That's my God right there!

Thanks Marcus T

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (VkY89)

178 Probably be acquitted by a NYC jury.

Posted by: steevy at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (YwEeS)

179 Yea. We crushed Iran and vaporized Khomeini 10 days ago. Then we almost killed Khomeini-Me. What are these sleepers waiting for?

I strongly suspect (i) the existence of sleepers is vastly overrated and/or (ii) any sleepers that do exist have gotten too much of a taste of American wealth and freedom and aren't very eager to blow themselves up for the cause.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:34 PM (iFTx/)

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I bet a large number of them are just making bank on social media by putting out AI slop about how Iran is winning and considering it doing their duty because, yes, they have gone native living in America.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:39 PM (GBKbO)
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"Hey, it works for Tucker and Candy!"

-- Sleeper Agents Drinking Booze and Watching OF

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

180 160, ISWYDT !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 12:42 PM (MIIRH)

181 The police in Pennsylvania detonated a bomb found in one of the terrorists storage locker. If it was the same as the one thrown, the one thrown would have killed several because the concussion was big

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 12:42 PM (qBBPl)

182 164 Last night, as we marked the one year anniversary of his detention, Rama and I were honored to welcome Mahmoud, Noor, and their son Deen to Gracie Mansion to break our fast together.

Mahmoud is a New Yorker, and he belongs in New York City.

https://tinyurl.com/2d863w39

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 12:40 PM (NpAcC)

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But he hates America. Why should we punish him by forcing him to remain in a place he hates?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

183 I bet a large number of them are just making bank on social media by putting out AI slop about how Iran is winning and considering it doing their duty because, yes, they have gone native living in America.

Watching their AI Slop is hillarious though.

Do you know they captured an American general? His name? Uh...they don't have it yet.

Reminds me of one point where the FNM went gaga over some jihadi claiming they'd captured an American soldier and...they even had the pictures to prove it which they shared with the FNM.

And the pictures? They were of an soldier doll (it was an offbrand GI Joe). Yes, a bunch of media experts couldn't tell the pictures were of a doll.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:42 PM (sKqQm)

184 167 I believe that video was from like 3 years ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

What is time though, really.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:40 PM (JIcUn)

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This sourdough education is getting deep, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

185 An airline passenger identified as Todd Beamer attempts to storm cockpit, leads to fiery crash in Shanksville, PA.

CNN 2001

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 12:42 PM (u73oe)

186 No reasonable prosecutor would indict these idealistic young men.

True. But the streets will handle them.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:42 PM (Z7Mnq)

187 The ONLY reason the Left haven't started donning Iranian flags on their profiles is because it might look like they are standing with the Iranian people over the regime.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:43 PM (JIcUn)

188 I strongly suspect (i) the existence of sleepers is vastly overrated and/or (ii) any sleepers that do exist have gotten too much of a taste of American wealth and freedom and aren't very eager to blow themselves up for the cause.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

III They see the left doing more damage to the Republic than they could effect and feel outclassed.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 10, 2026 12:43 PM (diia5)

189 170 Not going anywhere for awhile so have TJM's video on
Its cracking me up

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (EtnSa)

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His takes are awful.

Just the worst.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:43 PM (GBKbO)

190 I remember near the end the 9/11 hijackers were hitting strip clubs and banging American hookers - all ok because they were about to die for Allah.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:43 PM (sKqQm)

191 >>Australia, like Canada and Britain, is lost.

I've been saying this forever but the cartoon versions of what many people think Australia is like aren't real.

Canada and Australia are commonwealth countries. They are much more like the UK than the US.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 12:43 PM (viF8m)

192 67 "Put your babies in us!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars

Dude, I'm calling it now: This time next week there are going to be women with AI boyfriends that look like one of those guys.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 12:43 PM (+4yJ5)

193 >It's like ace and garrett at a couples retreat on Fire Island.
Can you imagine trying to build bombs with ace?
'Put the Drill down, ace.'
Posted by: garrett

Unnamed sources say garrett said, quote "drilling ace is the bomb".

Posted by: This Is CNN at March 10, 2026 12:44 PM (mmgaE)

194 175 Just happened.

Terrifying video shows Southwest passenger dragged off flight after security threat forces unplanned Atlanta landing

By Ella Morrison
Published March 7, 2026
Updated March 7, 2026, 4:14 p.m. ET

https://tinyurl.com/9zscf8dx

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (Z7Mnq)

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Ah, well. There was another floating around the last few days which was from a few years back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

195 any sleepers that do exist have gotten too much of a taste of American wealth and freedom and aren't very eager to blow themselves up for the cause.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

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Has this ever worked?

Those 9/11 takeoff-only pilots lived here for years and managed to stay pure of mind.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (5dqnH)
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I believe the 9-11 hijackers were only in the USA for about a year, for flight school.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:44 PM (iFTx/)

196 This sourdough education is getting deep, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

There are no holes in your bread, just hole-shaped dough.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:44 PM (JIcUn)

197 Just a reminder:

Attorney General Loretta Lynch warned yesterday that the Justice Department could take aggressive action against people whose anti-Muslim rhetoric “edges towards violence” and told the Muslim community that “we stand with you in this.”

Speaking at Muslim Advocate’s 10th anniversary dinner, Lynch said that ever since the attacks in Paris last month, she is increasingly concerned with the “incredibly disturbing rise of anti-Muslim rhetoric… that fear is my greatest fear.”

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 12:44 PM (XeU6L)

198 there's no sign up at the site announcing what it's supposed to be, so I'll just have to wait and see.

Arby's.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 12:44 PM (Kt19C)

199
Terrifying video shows Southwest passenger dragged off flight after security threat forces unplanned Atlanta landing

By Ella Morrison
Published March 7, 2026
Updated March 7, 2026, 4:14 p.m. ET

https://tinyurl.com/9zscf8dx
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (Z7Mnq)

That motherfucker was, in fact, real.

Posted by: Morgan Freeman Narrations at March 10, 2026 12:45 PM (TbWk/)

200 Define "the incident" Mr Lawyer. Because if they didn't know each other prior to one throwing the bomb, then why did the other one hand him a second bomb of identical make as he ran away? That demonstrates to me they had to agree to do this at some point prior to the first attack. And a conspiracy does not require any real lead time before the crime to be a conspiracy.

(But, yes, I think that's what the lawyer is trying to do - break the conspiracy charge.)

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 12:45 PM (i6QVa)

201 169 There's some big structure being built along Arlington Boulevard in Merrifield, Virginia.

Morman Tabernacle

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 12:45 PM (Y8DZL)

202 "What should have been a routine and enjoyable flight took a dark turn for Mohammad Atta and his erstwhile friends as they became embroiled in a deadly plane crash into the NYC World Trade Center!"

Posted by: Boswell at March 10, 2026 12:46 PM (V7158)

203 Two Chechens decided to attend the Boston Marathon on a beautiful day in April, until their lives were irretrievably changed.

Posted by: CNN! at March 10, 2026 12:46 PM (n1OCj)

204 156 >>It's like ace and garrett at a couples retreat on Fire Island.

Can you imagine trying to build bombs with ace?

'Put the Drill down, ace.'
Posted by: garrett at March 10, 2026 12:38 PM (l9aEn)

Heh. Like the scene where Ash is making gunpowder with the old dude in Army of Darkness.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)

205 For those interested the doll story happened in 2005. And the maker was Dragon Models USA Inc's "Cody" action figure.

Here is the picture that duped some of the FNM: https://tinyurl.com/m63jb4sz

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:46 PM (sKqQm)

206 111 Local Amity fisherman catches and kills a large predator that supposedly injured some bathers.

CNN 1975

it was trump!

Posted by: liberal volk on facebook at March 10, 2026 12:46 PM (oY6Yp)

207 Speaking at Muslim Advocate’s 10th anniversary dinner, Lynch said that ever since the attacks in Paris last month, she is increasingly concerned with the “incredibly disturbing rise of anti-Muslim rhetoric… that fear is my greatest fear.”
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Attacks in Paris, like at the Bataclan?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 12:46 PM (Dv3i1)

208 i am a dumb scammer who can't make money

Posted by: I FINALLY CATCH MY CHEATING SPOUSE at March 10, 2026 12:47 PM (4Wg16)

209 And the deletion was funny because an Iowahawk tweet was posted with the CNN tweet embedded in it, on Instapundit. By the time I opened the comments page and posted my comment, someone posted right behind me "What did CNN write?" because it had been deleted.

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 12:47 PM (i6QVa)

210 Oh kami-sama, what the frak?

https://www.gamelady.net/

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 12:47 PM (2GVsD)

211 Speaking at Muslim Advocate’s 10th anniversary dinner, Lynch said that ever since the attacks in Paris last month, she is increasingly concerned with the “incredibly disturbing rise of anti-Muslim rhetoric… that fear is my greatest fear.”
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 12:44 PM (XeU6L)
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Her greatest fear should be locked up in federal prison with no possibility of parole.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 12:47 PM (ESVrU)

212 Uh, Newtown Township and Middletown Township literally share a border in Bucks County. What are the odds that they each independently traveled to this thing and happen to be essentially from the same place (albeit one that is a roughly 90 minute drive up the New Jersey Turnpike)?

My surmise is that they met at the same "Islamic Center."

I would also wager that Mamdani, his wife or his people have ties and have engaged in planning of the "counter-protest" in which these two insinuated themselves.

Posted by: Alec Leamas at March 10, 2026 12:47 PM (ssz2a)

213 Wow, ad spam for... catching cheating spouses cheating.

This place is turning into ewetub.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

214 We don't know yet how this is going to impact 'women of cover'- people like Mayor Mamdani's aunt.

Posted by: CNN at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (GI9/m)

215 201 169 There's some big structure being built along Arlington Boulevard in Merrifield, Virginia.

Morman Tabernacle

well, at least it's manly

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (oY6Yp)

216 Minnesota is one big somali sleeper cell that turned to extortion and money laundering.

You win some and lose some.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (M9gjJ)

217 We've gotten psycho spam before but that is the most psychoest.

Posted by: Just wow at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (TbWk/)

218 Do as the Iranians do and burn down all the mosques.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (c35xG)

219 Wait until he announces his campaign for Assembly.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (RIvkX)

220 Wow, ad spam for... catching cheating spouses cheating.

This place is turning into ewetub.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)
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That's a new one we haven't seen here before...(or at least, I haven't seen it.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (ESVrU)

221 No reasonable prosecutor would indict these idealistic young men.
Posted by: rickb223
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They must be given space to destroy.

Posted by: Baltimore Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (XeU6L)

222 210 Oh kami-sama, what the frak?

https://www.gamelady.net/
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 12:47 PM (2GVsD)

No one tell anna about all the waifu porn games on steam.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (bss/y)

223 194 175 Just happened.

Yes, that one did just happen. The video of the durka-durka yelling durka-durka things onboard a foreign carrier a few years ago was being passed around on X as being this most recent one.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 12:48 PM (Y1sOo)

224 Oh kami-sama, what the frak?

https://www.gamelady.net/

Just remember any time you have sex with your video game anime sex doll all the ghosts in your house judge you.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

225 213 Wow, ad spam for... catching cheating spouses cheating.

This place is turning into ewetub.

goats in a hot tub > ewetub

Posted by: racist stereotype at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (oY6Yp)

226 I'm afraid that we're going to have another 9/11 before too long.

"Paging Mr. Macdonald. Mr. Norm Macdonald to the White discourtesy phone."

Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (Fs0KI)

227 Ah, well. There was another floating around the last few days which was from a few years back.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:44 PM (GBKbO)

Come on man. Give your head a wobble.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (JIcUn)

228 And here's what appears to be the latest propaganda (see, it's technically on topic) from Iran:
https://ziply.pk/FZH096

Posted by: GWB at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (i6QVa)

229
I believe the 9-11 hijackers were only in the USA for about a year, for flight school.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

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I just looked. 15-16 months.

But I'd still be surprised to see an Islamist embed change their mind.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (5dqnH)

230 Minnesota is one big somali sleeper cell that turned to extortion and money laundering.

Saw a headline pass by that all Somali women in MN with kids were on government assistance. 100%.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

231 Nah, they're weird and ugly and look like they smell really bad. They're not Beach Ken dreamy like Super Mario and that Boston bomber homosexual.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)
*******
Their lawyers will make sure they get a glow-up.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (NpAcC)

232 TJM you won't get any arguments from me on Deer Hunter

Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 12:50 PM (EtnSa)

233 219 Wait until he announces his campaign for Assembly.

c > assembly

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 12:50 PM (oY6Yp)

234 Just remember any time you have sex with your video game anime sex doll all the ghosts in your house judge you.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)
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So that's why the walls are covered with bloody "10" all the time...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 12:50 PM (ESVrU)

235 Speaking at Muslim Advocate’s 10th anniversary dinner, Lynch said that ever since the attacks in Paris last month, she is increasingly concerned with the “incredibly disturbing rise of anti-Muslim rhetoric… that fear is my greatest fear.”
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Don't worry about the rhetoric, sugartits.

Worry when we stop talking.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:50 PM (Z7Mnq)

236 Just sayin'.
Posted by: Denny Crane - CNN is Retarded. at March 10, 2026 12:35 PM (dmDsy)

Bombs weren't the only thing blowing up in that garage, IYKWIMAITYD.

It's like ace and garrett at a couples retreat on Fire Island.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

Oh, man, I am like 20 minutes behind!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Shots Fired! Oh, Wait... at March 10, 2026 12:50 PM (dmDsy)

237 Things are obviously nesting in that guys hair.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 12:50 PM (pDt9x)

238 Aetius

There is a $6,000+ 1:1 scale Mai Shuranui on eBay.

Yeesh. Suddenly the 1:1 scale Ayanami Rei statue seems tame.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 12:51 PM (2GVsD)

239 228 And here's what appears to be the latest propaganda (see, it's technically on topic) from Iran:
https://ziply.pk/FZH096

can't check at work, so i'm'a just assume its goat waifu pron games on steam

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 12:51 PM (oY6Yp)

240 I'm afraid that we're going to have another 9/11 before too long.

Michael Moore's response to 9/11 was "why did they attack a leftwing city? They should have attacked a rightwing one!"

And I suspect one outcome of the left/islamist alliance is that islamists are less likely to target a big attack on a blue city now...but there are no red cities either...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

241 I believe the 9-11 hijackers were only in the USA for about a year, for flight school.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

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I just looked. 15-16 months.

But I'd still be surprised to see an Islamist embed change their mind.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 12:49 PM (5dqnH)
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Two different mindsets. I see the sleeper agents not as true believers but like the American and Russian spies were during the cold war. They were far more interested in living it up on the government dime than they were in actual espionage.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

242 236 Oh, man, I am like 20 minutes behind!

that puts me forty minutes into the future!

Posted by: max headroom at March 10, 2026 12:52 PM (oY6Yp)

243 Red cities is pretty much an oxymoron.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 12:52 PM (pDt9x)

244 127 Jake Lang and his ilk are pieces of shit, but the people literally tossing Bombs are fuckin terrorist sympathizers and outright supporters. Like, there is clearly a worse party here.

Oh, no. This is wrong think.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Even in his wrong think, he's wrong. Notice how the guys throwing bombs aren't terrorists...just "terrorist sympathizers and outright supporters." Not sure what more you'd need to do to graduate to full terrorist (probably be white).

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 12:52 PM (TNzRs)

245 Deport their parents as well. Out, gone.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 10, 2026 12:53 PM (BCuCF)

246 >>I just looked. 15-16 months.

And their handlers living in the LA area had been here for much longer.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 12:53 PM (Y1sOo)

247 Michael Moore's response to 9/11 was "why did they attack a leftwing city? They should have attacked a rightwing one!"
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*researches 'right-wing' cities in US*

Not a target rich environment exactly.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 12:53 PM (Dv3i1)

248 Two different mindsets. I see the sleeper agents not as true believers but like the American and Russian spies were during the cold war. They were far more interested in living it up on the government dime than they were in actual espionage.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

Yeah. They entered with a plan to carry out.
Sleeper cells may embed for ten or twenty years.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:54 PM (Z7Mnq)

249 242 236 Oh, man, I am like 20 minutes behind!

that puts me forty minutes into the future!
Posted by: max headroom at March 10, 2026 12:52 PM (oY6Yp)

Mind Status:

Blown.

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Even Know Who or What I Am!!!! at March 10, 2026 12:54 PM (dmDsy)

250 CNN: What should have been a routine chancellorship for an aspiring art student took a turn into unpredictability when he was assailed by critics and subject to nefarious betrayals by close confidantes for making occasional inspirational speeches.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:54 PM (JIcUn)

251 Guess I will have to research who Jake Lang is, justt assuming he is another internet creation made notable.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 12:54 PM (pDt9x)

252 Just remember any time you have sex with your video game anime sex doll all the ghosts in your house judge you.
Posted by: 18-1
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Video games always have a soft spot for patrons.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 12:55 PM (c35xG)

253 Nice way to go out.

>>In his final game with the Czechia National Team, Ondřej Satoria, an electrian by trade, shutout Samurai Japan, the best team in the world, in his 4.2 IP.

https://tinyurl.com/3x6kkv8d

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 12:55 PM (viF8m)

254
Morman, Mormon, all I know is you send a couple of their well-groomed missionaries door to door in Dearborn we'd have a lot fewer problems.

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 12:55 PM (Y8DZL)

255 Some will never admit they are dealing with evil even as the evil is killing them.

Cf Theo van Gogh still trying to plead with his Muslim murderer as the scum was sawing his head off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 12:55 PM (2GVsD)

256 I'm willing to go down a slight slippery slope and say islam is not a religion but a tyrannical supremacist ideology and should be banned in the USA as a terrorist organization for national security reasons.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 12:56 PM (n5tGW)

257 And here's what appears to be the latest propaganda (see, it's technically on topic) from Iran:
https://ziply.pk/FZH096

Hey, congrats to the pilot for bringing it in on its belly instead of nosing in.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2026 12:56 PM (Fs0KI)

258 Two different mindsets. I see the sleeper agents not as true believers but like the American and Russian spies were during the cold war. They were far more interested in living it up on the government dime than they were in actual espionage.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

Isn't that the premise of the whole "The Americans" show?

Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Even Know Who or What I Am!!!! at March 10, 2026 12:56 PM (dmDsy)

259 Things are obviously nesting in that guys hair.
Posted by: tubal
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As reported by CNN,"Two Pennsylvania teenagers ..."

Thus conveying a sort of youthful innocence. Look at that pic again...does that guy look like a teenager, merely possessed of poor judgement?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 10, 2026 12:57 PM (XeU6L)

260 all the ghosts in your house judge you.

Think of the kittens.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 12:57 PM (Kt19C)

261 CNN: What should have been a routine chancellorship for an aspiring art student took a turn into unpredictability when he was assailed by critics and subject to nefarious betrayals by close confidantes for making occasional inspirational speeches.

Saw a funny video. A guy is tired of being forced to study a boring mid century European artist so he goes back in time to make sure that artist never makes it into art school

After getting back to our time he happily leaves his art class which now covers more interesting artists but is surprised to find himself enrolled in a class called "The Origins of WWII" and...then it cuts to him walking out of the new class white as a sheet...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)

262
Guy,

You are right.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 12:57 PM (3ek7K)

263 All we have is Iranian acolytes bowing to a cardboard cutout of him.

Depending how much longer any of the current governmental structure of Iran exists, we may see a VTuber Supreme Leader before too long.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:57 PM (2ocoG)

264 Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 12:55 PM (2GVsD)

Brit Lass tells me if they ever get her, to please know that she went out screaming that mohammed is a pedophile and allah fucks goats. She will too.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 12:57 PM (JIcUn)

265 For the love of Allah, there're just a couple a kids on a beautiful sunny day who came to warn Mayor Yomama to watch his ass, really thoughtful to, even made some noise makers in their arts and crafts class.

Posted by: kingsman at March 10, 2026 12:58 PM (ehY6c)

266 251 Guess I will have to research who Jake Lang is, justt assuming he is another internet creation made notable.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 12:54 PM (pDt9x)

Never heard of the guy until this bombing attack on him. I'm sure he'll be presented as literally Hitler and God Emperor of the Right by the MFM.

Posted by: We're not saying he had it coming, but... at March 10, 2026 12:58 PM (TbWk/)

267 231 Nah, they're weird and ugly and look like they smell really bad. They're not Beach Ken dreamy like Super Mario and that Boston bomber homosexual.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)
*******
Their lawyers will make sure they get a glow-up.
Posted by: redridinghood

Didn't help dreamy Boston Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev avoid the death penalty.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 12:58 PM (TNzRs)

268 Yeah. They entered with a plan to carry out.
Sleeper cells may embed for ten or twenty years.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 12:54 PM (Z7Mnq)
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Seems like there is always a high risk of a sleeper cell "going native" unless they are kept on a very short leash by a minder...which compounds risk of discovery.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 12:58 PM (ESVrU)

269 256 I'm willing to go down a slight slippery slope and say islam is not a religion but a tyrannical supremacist ideology and should be banned in the USA as a terrorist organization for national security reasons.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 12:56 PM (n5tGW)

That's not a slippery slope at all, it's a provable fact.

Posted by: Denny Crane - And I Should Know, I'm a TV Lawyer! at March 10, 2026 12:58 PM (dmDsy)

270 Commander of the Basij units....dead

Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 12:59 PM (+nEug)

271 256 I'm willing to go down a slight slippery slope and say islam is not a religion but a tyrannical supremacist ideology and should be banned in the USA as a terrorist organization for national security reasons.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk

Just don't deport those MF'ers over here!
- Future Iran

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 12:59 PM (Dv3i1)

272 idn't help dreamy Boston Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev avoid the death penalty.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS

Why hasn't he been offed yet?

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 12:59 PM (77rzZ)

273 Guess I will have to research who Jake Lang is, justt assuming he is another internet creation made notable.

He's a J6er that survived the Garland Archipelago, as I understand it.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 12:59 PM (2ocoG)

274 There is a $6,000+ 1:1 scale Mai Shuranui on eBay.

Yeesh. Suddenly the 1:1 scale Ayanami Rei statue seems tame.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 10, 2026 12:51 PM (2GVsD)

The one I saw when I searched was 12k. WTAF? Flames too. Twelve thousand dollars though?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 10, 2026 12:59 PM (bss/y)

275 Didn't help dreamy Boston Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev avoid the death penalty.

That guy made all the Karens in New England a little moist. And after a couple of margaritas they'd tell you all about it...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 12:59 PM (sKqQm)

276 266 251 Guess I will have to research who Jake Lang is, justt assuming he is another internet creation made notable.
Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 12:54 PM (pDt9x)

Never heard of the guy until this bombing attack on him. I'm sure he'll be presented as literally Hitler and God Emperor of the Right by the MFM.

Posted by: We're not saying he had it coming, but... at March 10, 2026 12:58 PM (TbWk/)

=====

Arrested on 1/6. Turned on shipwreckedcrew who represented 91 other 1/6ers for reasons that I have always failed to understand (the turning on shipwreckedcrew, not the repping of the 91).

shiprweckedcrew calls him a grifter and has for years. I presume that he knows more about Long than I do, but I fail to absorb information about him other than that.

Seems like a sideshow freak on the right, to be honest.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

277 Two different mindsets. I see the sleeper agents not as true believers but like the American and Russian spies were during the cold war. They were far more interested in living it up on the government dime than they were in actual espionage.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:52 PM (iFTx/)

Isn't that the premise of the whole "The Americans" show?
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Don't Even Know Who or What I Am!!!! at March 10, 2026 12:56 PM (dmDsy)
_____

Maybe, I've never seen the show. But the first-hand accounts and contemporary communications show pretty clearly that neither side wanted to "win" or cause any real damage because that would mean the end of their very sweet gigs. American spies knee-deep in Russian whores and partying it up. Russian spies knee-deep in American luxury and extravagance and partying it up.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:59 PM (iFTx/)

278 But he hates America. Why should we punish him by forcing him to remain in a place he hates?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 10, 2026 12:42 PM
********
I have a feeling he's going to become very rich in this country.
The judges and courts are on his side.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 12:59 PM (NpAcC)

279 I need to check GoDaddy for Sleeper Cell in Tahiti openings.

Posted by: davidt at March 10, 2026 01:00 PM (Q+gd/)

280 257 And here's what appears to be the latest propaganda (see, it's technically on topic) from Iran:
https://ziply.pk/FZH096

Hey, congrats to the pilot for bringing it in on its belly instead of nosing in.
Posted by: Oddbob
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Big ass F-35. No wonder they are so expensive.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 01:00 PM (c35xG)

281 Some people did something.

CNN 2001

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 10, 2026 01:00 PM (u73oe)

282 The fact that Islam is not a proper religion at all, when even cursorily examined, does not get emphasized nearly enough. It has always only ever been a vehicle for oppression.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 01:01 PM (pDt9x)

283 And here's what appears to be the latest propaganda (see, it's technically on topic) from Iran:
https://ziply.pk/FZH096

My Bitdefender software did not like that linked site even a little bit. Blocked it as phishing attempt.

What's it about?

Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 01:01 PM (Y1sOo)

284 How come in all the Iranian propaganda art all the American forces are white guys? They must be racist or something...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)

285 What country did we topple to cause 9/11 again?

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 01:01 PM (JIcUn)

286 Hey, congrats to the pilot for bringing it in on its belly instead of nosing in.
Posted by: Oddbob
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Big ass F-35. No wonder they are so expensive.

Posted by: Braenyard

well, it is the 14 seat model ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 10, 2026 01:01 PM (MIIRH)

287 Big ass F-35. No wonder they are so expensive.

Maybe the Mossad agents were holding on to the plane from the outside like those guys trying to flee Afghanistan did?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 01:01 PM (sKqQm)

288 If the sleeper cells are getting their news from X, they don't see a need to conduct attacks.

All of our bases are wiped out, carriers sunk, Tel Aviv is flattened, and Iran is winding down the attacks, awaiting trump's surrender, with a check to cover the rebuild.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 10, 2026 01:02 PM (7jXaz)

289 Cruising at 30k feet right now, headed to San Diego. First time ever in the state of California, hoping for the best.

Posted by: Lincolntf at March 10, 2026 01:02 PM (4/TSN)

290 >>He's a J6er that survived the Garland Archipelago, as I understand it.

According to Bill Shipley, aka @shipwreckedcrew, who defended dozens of J6 defendants, he's a world class grifter.

Doesn't matter. Lots of grifters and idiots with shitty opinions. Doesn't give Johnny Jihad the right to start throwing bombs.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 10, 2026 01:02 PM (viF8m)

291 Tucker Carlson Claims US Troops Will Rape Iranian Women. Ted Cruz Levels Him.

https://tinyurl.com/28pe85kh

Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 01:02 PM (NpAcC)

292 282 The fact that Islam is not a proper religion at all, when even cursorily examined, does not get emphasized nearly enough. It has always only ever been a vehicle for oppression.
Posted by: tubal

Well, it was a vehicle for Muhammed to get money, power, and lots of sex. It wasn't designed for anything more than that initially.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 01:03 PM (TNzRs)

293

tubal,

Yes and so many people ignore that fact.

God is giving us many warnings and they are ignored.

One day God is going to say, I told you and you didn't listen.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 01:03 PM (3ek7K)

294 Oil...is 84/barrel.

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 01:03 PM (GD0B3)

295 If the sleeper cells are getting their news from X, they don't see a need to conduct attacks.

All of our bases are wiped out, carriers sunk, Tel Aviv is flattened, and Iran is winding down the attacks, awaiting trump's surrender, with a check to cover the rebuild.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 10, 2026 01:02 PM (7jXaz)
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That would be hilarious if the "sleeper cells" were defanged by their own propaganda ministry.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 01:03 PM (ESVrU)

296 Nah, they're weird and ugly and look like they smell really bad. They're not Beach Ken dreamy like Super Mario and that Boston bomber homosexual.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)
*******
Their lawyers will make sure they get a glow-up.
Posted by: redridinghood

Didn't help dreamy Boston Bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev avoid the death penalty.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 12:58 PM (TNzRs)
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His death sentence has been vacated and reinstated and then sent down to the lower courts again for claims of juror bias. He will never see the needle.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 01:04 PM (iFTx/)

297 Well, it was a vehicle for Muhammed to get money, power, and lots of sex. It wasn't designed for anything more than that initially.

First you get the power.
Then you get the money
AND THEN you get the nine year olds!

Posted by: Muhammed at March 10, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)

298 Kinda went unnoticed last week that Colorado had a 100% failure rate in their audit from the Feds on Medicaid payments. 100% improper payments.

"I guess that's an A+" - Guv Dumbass

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 01:04 PM (n5tGW)

299 My Bitdefender software did not like that linked site even a little bit. Blocked it as phishing attempt.

What's it about?

Hmm, now that you mention it, is .pk Pakistan? I probably wouldn't have clicked if I'd noticed that. Anyway it's a link to an X post. Let's see if Bitdefender is OK with is.gd.

https://is.gd/IgdOJ8

Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2026 01:05 PM (Fs0KI)

300 CNN is Al Jazeera

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 01:05 PM (HF36u)

301 289 Cruising at 30k feet right now, headed to San Diego. First time ever in the state of California, hoping for the best.
Posted by: Lincolntf
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Be paranoid, be safe, come home soon.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 10, 2026 01:05 PM (c35xG)

302 Kinda went unnoticed last week that Colorado had a 100% failure rate in their audit from the Feds on Medicaid payments. 100% improper payments.

The point of leftwing government is to loot the taxpayers.

Anything else it does is incidental.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 01:05 PM (sKqQm)

303 If things keep going in the direction they are, I predict that the current CNN "journalists" will soon be out of jobs. That's okay, street corners with soapboxes need people too.
Posted by: Archimedes

As long as they bring their shoe shine kits, they can be a benefit to society.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 10, 2026 01:06 PM (P6E1+)

304 If the sleeper cells are getting their news from X, they don't see a need to conduct attacks.

All of our bases are wiped out, carriers sunk, Tel Aviv is flattened, and Iran is winding down the attacks, awaiting trump's surrender, with a check to cover the rebuild.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 10, 2026 01:02 PM (7jXaz)

all your bases are belong to us

Posted by: Denny Crane - No Truer words Has Been Spoken! at March 10, 2026 01:06 PM (dmDsy)

305 Oddbob-

Bitdefender likes that one. Thank you.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 01:06 PM (Y1sOo)

306 287 Big ass F-35. No wonder they are so expensive.

Maybe the Mossad agents were holding on to the plane from the outside like those guys trying to flee Afghanistan did?

packed into the internal weapons store

Posted by: anachronda at March 10, 2026 01:06 PM (oY6Yp)

307 247 Michael Moore's response to 9/11 was "why did they attack a leftwing city? They should have attacked a rightwing one!"
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*researches 'right-wing' cities in US*

Not a target rich environment exactly.

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Do leftiest migrate to big cities, or do cities turn you into a lefty?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 10, 2026 01:07 PM (u4bBv)

308 The left hilariously now thinks cnn is maga because Ellison bought it.

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 01:07 PM (HF36u)

309 His death sentence has been vacated and reinstated and then sent down to the lower courts again for claims of juror bias. He will never see the needle.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

True, but the actual juries voted death for him. The entire legal apparatus around the death penalty is retarded, so delays there are unsurprising.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 01:08 PM (TNzRs)

310 Cities attract parasitic life. This is known.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 01:08 PM (pDt9x)

311 Interesting bit about Cucker , a Russian outlet referred to him as a pro-"Palestenian" US broadcaster. They would know. Cucker started his open antisemitic jihad 3 years ago, no? 2023. He was always a cuckster, and an agitprop maven, but I found this classification by people who know him best very interesting. He tries to hide that he is a Hamas sympathizer, but the Russians know!

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 01:08 PM (GD0B3)

312 Do leftiest migrate to big cities, or do cities turn you into a lefty?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 10, 2026 01:07 PM (u4bBv)
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Yes.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 01:08 PM (ESVrU)

313 I'm getting tired of goat fuckers thinking they are smart asses when commenting online, when all they do is show how f'n stupid they are.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 01:09 PM (Z7Mnq)

314 300 CNN is Al Jazeera
Posted by: Heroq

Al Jazeera may have legal recourse for this level of slander and character defamation.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 01:10 PM (TNzRs)

315 301 289 Cruising at 30k feet right now, headed to San Diego. First time ever in the state of California, hoping for the best.
Posted by: Lincolntf

Look out for a long-necked fag at the airport... He'll try to sexually assault you with one hand, while reaching for your wallet with the other...

Posted by: Denny Crane - At Least That's What I Heard.... at March 10, 2026 01:10 PM (dmDsy)

316 Oil down to $82.

I was thinking of shorting it Sunday when it popped to $115. Didn’t do it. Damn it.

Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 01:10 PM (HF36u)

317 Yeah, cities pay for all kinds of social services that all rural and many suburbs can't or won't. So the parasites go there and spirals into a leftist infestation.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 01:10 PM (n5tGW)

318
Kinda went unnoticed last week that Colorado had a 100% failure rate in their audit from the Feds on Medicaid payments. 100% improper payments.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk

==============

And the unnoticers include prosecutors and federal authorities who can cut off Colorado?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 01:10 PM (CwsRt)

319 Cities are invariably the locus of government, higher education, the Medical Syndicate, and entertainment complexes. All toxic.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 01:10 PM (pDt9x)

320 If things keep going in the direction they are, I predict that the current CNN "journalists" will soon be out of jobs.

That's okay, street corners with soapboxes need people too.
Posted by: Archimedes

Overpasses. Park bathrooms.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 01:11 PM (Z7Mnq)

321
Cruising at 30k feet right now, headed to San Diego. First time ever in the state of California, hoping for the best.
Posted by: Lincolntf

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A tad overcast today, but pleasant.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 01:11 PM (LyYjw)

322 Big ass F-35. No wonder they are so expensive.

I saw speculation the other day on X that the Iranian F-14s we and/or Israel shot down may have been the last Tomcats still operating. A grim milestone to be sure, but why the eff did Iran have them? That regime has been anti-American from day 1.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 01:12 PM (2ocoG)

323
Tucker is claiming US Troops will rape Iranian women.

Just when you think he couldn't go any lower. What a POS

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 01:12 PM (IifOV)

324 Michael Moore's response to 9/11 was "why did they attack a leftwing city? They should have attacked a rightwing one!"
_____

He was absolutely right about that. If they had attacked in some thoroughly red state there is no way the blue shitholes would have rallied to the flag. Would have said we deserved it.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 01:12 PM (XvL8K)

325 >> Thanks Marcus T
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at March 10, 2026 12:41 PM (VkY89)

You’re welcome. God bless the horde.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 01:12 PM (Pu/zx)

326 His death sentence has been vacated and reinstated and then sent down to the lower courts again for claims of juror bias. He will never see the needle.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

True, but the actual juries voted death for him. The entire legal apparatus around the death penalty is retarded, so delays there are unsurprising.
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 01:08 PM (TNzRs)
___________

They had him dead to rights. Hell, they captured him in the middle of a firefight with cops. And even then, it wasn't a sure thing he would get the death penalty. That was 2013. Today's jury?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

327 If things keep going in the direction they are, I predict that the current CNN "journalists" will soon be out of jobs.

That's okay, street corners with soapboxes need people too.
Posted by: Archimedes

Overpasses. Park bathrooms.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 01:11 PM (Z7Mnq)
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Gloryhole attendant is about to become a highly competitive field.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 01:13 PM (ESVrU)

328
They migrate to big cities first because they can hide.

How many small towns in the heartland are now being taken over?

Hello, we have four mosques here in Wyoming. I bet there are lots more that are flying below the radar now.

The fuckers have a plan.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 01:13 PM (3ek7K)

329 302 Kinda went unnoticed last week that Colorado had a 100% failure rate in their audit from the Feds on Medicaid payments. 100% improper payments.

The point of leftwing government is to loot the taxpayers.

Anything else it does is incidental.

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Should demand that everyone gets fired before they get anymore federal funding

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 10, 2026 01:13 PM (u4bBv)

330 Do leftiest migrate to big cities, or do cities turn you into a lefty?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 10, 2026 01:07 PM (u4bBv)

I think it's the opposite: normal people with the means to do so largely leave for the burbs or further afield to live and raise families.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 10, 2026 01:13 PM (CrUNC)

331 God Emperor of the Right

Nah, bro. That’s Trump.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 10, 2026 01:13 PM (P6E1+)

332 Cruising at 30k feet right now, headed to San Diego. First time ever in the state of California, hoping for the best.
Posted by: Lincolntf

in nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 01:13 PM (Z7Mnq)

333 >>but why the eff did Iran have them?

Purchased before the revolution. A-models.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 01:13 PM (Y1sOo)

334 Michael Moore appears to have retired to spend more time with his fat rolls

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 01:13 PM (qBBPl)

335 I’ve got a question. Do sleeper cells wear pajamas? Not those man jammies, like feety pajamas with Thomas the Tank Engine or SpongeBob on them?

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 01:14 PM (Pu/zx)

336
If things keep going in the direction they are, I predict that the current CNN "journalists" will soon be out of jobs.
Posted by: Archimedes

=================

That's another thing that never seems to change. The only thing I ever knew of that actually shut down was Air America radio. And I can't think of any gang of left-wing media hacks that got replaced by sanies.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 01:14 PM (LyYjw)

337 328
They migrate to big cities first because they can hide.

How many small towns in the heartland are now being taken over?

Hello, we have four mosques here in Wyoming. I bet there are lots more that are flying below the radar now.

The fuckers have a plan.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 10, 2026 01:13 PM (3ek7K)

Why have you not burned them to the ground? I have been to Wyoming, what I am saying is reasonable.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 01:14 PM (pDt9x)

338 332 Cruising at 30k feet right now, headed to San Diego. First time ever in the state of California, hoping for the best.
Posted by: Lincolntf

San Diego is a beautiful place.. Liberal .. But you should be fine...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 01:14 PM (GOmDb)

339 The left hilariously now thinks cnn is maga because Ellison bought it.

In fairness to that point of view, Paramount is starting to become more openly not-leftist with the Wayans brothers movie and the end of Alex Kurtzmann's reign of error. I'm fine if they don't actually become right wing and just make stuff everyone that isn't mentally ill can enjoy again.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 01:14 PM (2ocoG)

340 They had him dead to rights. Hell, they captured him in the middle of a firefight with cops. And even then, it wasn't a sure thing he would get the death penalty. That was 2013. Today's jury?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade

He threw a bomb at a Nazi! He's so brave and dreamy, just like Luigi. Can we sentence him to my bedroom?!??!

Posted by: AWFLs at March 10, 2026 01:15 PM (TNzRs)

341 322 - F-14s were sold to the Shah in the mid 1970s. Then the Iranian Revolution happened.

Posted by: the lower depths at March 10, 2026 01:15 PM (Dg7ng)

342 A grim milestone to be sure, but why the eff did Iran have them? That regime has been anti-American from day 1.

Presumably sent when the Shah was a nominal ally. My dad was working as a contractor at Laughlin air base when the Ayatollah took power. He said there were a bunch of Iranian pilot trainees trying to sell their black Trans-Ams and apply for asylum.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 10, 2026 01:16 PM (Fs0KI)

343 I’ve got a question. Do sleeper cells wear pajamas? Not those man jammies, like feety pajamas with Thomas the Tank Engine or SpongeBob on them?
Posted by: Marcus T

They only wear those when they're talking about health insurance over hot chocolate.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:16 PM (77rzZ)

344 "I saw speculation the other day on X that the Iranian F-14s we and/or Israel shot down may have been the last Tomcats still operating."

In my youth, I was in love with the F-14. Built a model of one that you could sweep the wings back.

Totally cool.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 01:16 PM (DgMqy)

345
Do leftiest migrate to big cities, or do cities turn you into a lefty?
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

==============

I read an explanation once of why big cities are blue, but I can't remember what the whole flow was. Anyway, big cities are blue.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 10, 2026 01:16 PM (LyYjw)

346 Are they "teenagers" or are they "men," CNN? Well, we know what they're not, right? Islamic terrorists.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 10, 2026 01:16 PM (fZiTB)

347 Cruising at 30k feet right now, headed to San Diego. First time ever in the state of California

Storm the cockpit. Turn around.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 01:16 PM (Kt19C)

348
It's essential to leftist kink to tell outrageous lies to get a reaction from normies.

Posted by: Auspex at March 10, 2026 01:16 PM (Y8DZL)

349 You forgot to mention that they were "Mostly Peaceful" Bombs....

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 10, 2026 01:17 PM (3d4aC)

350 John Wilkes Booth walked into the theater for what should have been a relaxing night on the town. But what happened next led to a police chase and manhunt, changing his life forever!

Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at March 10, 2026 01:17 PM (6RyaQ)

351 San Diego is a beautiful place.. Liberal .. But you should be fine...
Posted by: It's me donna

I was there for boot camp. I don't have a lot of good associations with it.

Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

352 For anyone who truly believes the Left "went crazy" after Trump, please remember it's the same party that moved next door to Sarah Palin and rifled her trash AND as a unit made fun of her Down Syndrome child and said she should have aborted him.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 01:17 PM (JIcUn)

353 320 If things keep going in the direction they are, I predict that the current CNN "journalists" will soon be out of jobs.

That's okay, street corners with soapboxes need people too.
Posted by: Archimedes

----

Bus station glory holes still have openings for "journalists"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 10, 2026 01:17 PM (u4bBv)

354 San Diego has many nice things to look at, play in. Just be sure to leave.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 01:18 PM (pDt9x)

355 What is the world coming to when two fine AMERICAN youths can be arrested for making and throwing bombs at right wing haters?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 10, 2026 01:18 PM (xvV+O)

356 John Wilkes Booth walked into the theater for what should have been a relaxing night on the town. But what happened next led to a police chase and manhunt, changing his life forever!
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at March 10, 2026 01:17 PM

That would make a great movie. The Understudy.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 01:18 PM (4NO2D)

357 Tucker is claiming US Troops will rape Iranian women.

Just when you think he couldn't go any lower. What a POS
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 10, 2026 01:12 PM (IifOV)

What the fuck happened to him????

https://tinyurl.com/yr6kv3sa

Posted by: Denny Crane - Tucker Has Gone Literally Insane. at March 10, 2026 01:18 PM (dmDsy)

358 Diarist evicted from attic

CNN 1944

Posted by: Chuck C at March 10, 2026 01:18 PM (D0HYP)

359 I was there for boot camp. I don't have a lot of good associations with it.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

Sadly, it used to be a Conservative city.... My Grand Daughter lived there recently and it's anything but now.... It's still a beautiful place to visit..

Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 01:19 PM (GOmDb)

360 Nude Gavin Newsom's Wretched Whore-Wife

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 10, 2026 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

361 Tucker departed from us because he was never one of us.

Posted by: tubal at March 10, 2026 01:19 PM (pDt9x)

362 MAGA ON THE ROPES!1!

not really..

"Do you approve or disapprove of the way Donald Trump is handling situation in Iran?

MAGA Supporters
🟢 Approve: 91%
🟤 Disapprove: 6%
—
Republicans
🟢 Approve: 83%
🟤 Disapprove: 11%

YouGov/Economist | 3/5-9"

Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 01:19 PM (GD0B3)

363 350 John Wilkes Booth walked into the theater for what should have been a relaxing night on the town. But what happened next led to a police chase and manhunt, changing his life forever!
Posted by: NJ Class Traitor at March 10, 2026 01:17 PM (6RyaQ)

WELL DONE!!!!

Posted by: Denny Crane - I LOL'ed. at March 10, 2026 01:19 PM (dmDsy)

364 F-14As can be dangerous if you were a shitty student pilot with multiple flight failures during training but were passed on anyway because of having tits and a vagina.

Posted by: zomibe Kara Hulgreen at March 10, 2026 01:19 PM (Y1sOo)

365 Newsome's whore wife nood

Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 01:19 PM (Z7Mnq)

366 Push butt.
Receive bacon.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 10, 2026 01:19 PM (Kt19C)

367 >> They only wear those when they're talking about health insurance over hot chocolate.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:16 PM (77rzZ)

I’m just trying to think of any easy way we can ID them for the media. Maybe we can print t-shirts that read “I am a Terrorist”, or maybe “I work for ISIS and all I got was this lousy t-shirt”.

It’s a work in progress. So.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 10, 2026 01:20 PM (Pu/zx)

368 I was there for boot camp. I don't have a lot of good associations with it.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 01:17 PM (77rzZ)

I went to Great Lakes.

Same. LOL.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at March 10, 2026 01:21 PM (dmDsy)

369 Cute Little Timmy went out on what should have been a fun filled April 1995 day, to relax briefly in a government parking facility. What occurred to him after that, would change his life forever.

Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 01:21 PM (JIcUn)

370 In my youth, I was in love with the F-14. Built a model of one that you could sweep the wings back.

Totally cool.

Yeah, the F-14 is one of the most iconic military planes this side of the SR-71.

I was briefly happy to hear that anyone was still operating any, in spite of the circumstances. Kind of like a few weeks ago when I was watching a 2024 police chase on YouTube there was a Crown Vic Police Interceptor still doing the work.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 01:22 PM (2ocoG)

371 Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult.

Posted by: ShainS -- Gaslighting is the Secret Handshake of the Mass Delusional Leftist Death Cult at March 10, 2026 01:22 PM (f7ucq)

372 To answer some comments above, the Feds said Colorado must reimburse the Feds for 70 something million $.
So far. The audit of course, was only the samples checked.

Sounds good, unless you are a taxpayer in CO, which means that directly comes out of the budget.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 10, 2026 01:23 PM (n5tGW)

373 I was a week in San Diego once on business. The glide slope into the airport was ... exciting. At some points I was looking up at houses passing by.

The time change was noticeably fierce. I was waking up at 5AM feeling like I had overslept.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 10, 2026 01:24 PM (4NO2D)

374 "Jack The Ripper's life drastically changed when what should have been a peaceful evening stroll through the streets of Whitechapel took an unexpected turn"

Posted by: harrison bergeron at March 10, 2026 02:13 PM (JuaQi)

375 .
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'zloids.
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Posted by: Marooned at March 10, 2026 02:27 PM (kt8QE)

376 This is one of those incidents where you have a speedy trial followed by a quick hanging.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 10, 2026 04:38 PM (HRH9e)

377 I live near Gracie Mansion. Carl Schurz park was closed again today because there was a suspicious package in the park.

Yesterday 82nd street was closed because of an IED in a car parked on the street.

And yesterday Mayor Scumbag, along with his scumbag wife, hosted one of his "globalize the intifada" pals in Gracie Mansion.

I hope the parents of those young jihadi lose their homes financing their (unsuccessful) defense. One home worth $2.3 million, the other more than $700K. It ain't poverty that drives these assholes.

Posted by: vivi at March 10, 2026 04:51 PM (OFw3k)

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