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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | The Morning Report — 3/10/26![]() Over decades, they killed and wounded thousands of Americans by bombing U.S. embassies, barracks, and bases in the Middle East—without directly confronting the American military. For years, they sent lethal shaped charge IEDs to the Shiite insurgents to slaughter and maim thousands of Americans in Iraq and to the Taliban to do the same in Afghanistan. . . their massive acquisitions of air, land, and sea weapons and the empowering of terrorists, coupled with their passive-aggressive claims to victimhood, both scared and enticed President Obama into dropping sanctions. Soon, he was apologizing for supposed past sins and nocturnally sending them millions of dollars in Danegeld. But worse by far, Obama thought he had squared the circle of neutralizing the supposed Middle Eastern Iranian juggernaut by envisioning it as an empathetic victim—and eventual friend if not ally. . . When Trump and Netanyahu are out of office, they dream of using their oil to rearm and resume their role as Chinese and Russian proxies, eventually getting the bomb, and the second time around, perhaps using it. Theocratic Iran, in its fantasies, still believes that if it ever destroyed Israel with a bomb or two, the world, especially given the recrudescence of Western antisemitism, would be appalled—for a day or two. Then it would resume business with it. And with a dozen or so deterrent nuclear-tipped missiles, the Iranian ritual boilerplate of crazed pronouncements would follow of supposedly welcoming a nuclear pathway to an eternal virginal Paradise.Excellent observations as usual by lurker extraordinaire and Ace cruelty fanboi numero uno Prof. Victor Davis Hanson. And of course, while the Iranian mullah-ocracy has been waging war against us for 47 years lest we forget that its driving force Islam has been waging a war of conquest against the entire world for nearly 1,500 years and regardless of the outcome this time around in Iran, please God the Muallahs are removed and a benign if not sane government and society are restored sans Islam, the latter will never stop in its eternal crusade to conquer the world. So with the world's attention on Iran, we have had several Islamic attacks around the globe including right here in America in NYC. Two Muslims threw IEDs at protesters against the Islamization of New York. The media is pushing the usual narrative that they were ‘radicalized’ and support ISIS. There was also a bombing at the U.S. Embassy in Oslo. . . And there was another explosion outside a synagogue in Belgium. . . . . . Now let’s go back to that pattern thing. If there had been an explosion outside a mosque, if two Christian men had thrown IEDs at a Muslim rally and if a bomb had gone off outside a Muslim country’s embassy in the wake of a mass shooting at a Muslim restaurant… the media would spot the pattern and broadcast it as loudly as it could. Instead anyone who does is promptly lectured about ‘Islamophobia’. Because the narrative must be protected at all costs from spotting the pattern. The attack in NYC was right in front of Gracie Mansion, occupied now by a full-on Islam-unist Mayor and his Jew-hating concubine. The press release states that during a “Stop the Islamic Takeover of New York City, Stop New York City Public Muslim Prayer” protest outside Gracie Mansion, Balat allegedly “ignited and threw an explosive device” toward protesters. (RELATED: Mamdani Leaves Huge Policing Question Unanswered After ISIS-Linked Bomb Attack) After throwing the device, Balat allegedly retrieved a second explosive from Kayumi down the block. Balat appeared to ignite and drop it near several New York Police Department (NYPD) officers before running away. He was quickly tackled, and both he and Kayumi were arrested by officers moments later. After his arrest, Balat told NYPD officers, “This isn’t a religion that just stands when people talk about the blessed name of the prophet.” He claimed, “If I didn’t do it someone else will come and do it.” The press release states that Balat requested a piece of paper after arriving at the NYPD precinct, allegedly writing, “All praise is due to Allah lord of all worlds! I pledge my allegiance to the Islamic State. Die in your rage yu [sic] kuffar! Emir B.” Kuffar is the plural form of “kafir,” an Arabic word which means “nonbeliever” or “infidel” according to the Counter Extremism Project.That Mamdani is as rabid as they are makes no difference had he and his wife been maimed or killed. It's the same mindset that considers the deaths of their own children and others as good propaganda to further the cause. God bless our troops and our Commander-in-Chief and here's hoping for a real accomplished mission in Iran, with the liberation of its citizenry and a crushing defeat for the current main front of the war of Islam against civilization. PS, Stevie Wonder's real blindness has nothing to do with his optic nerve. Have a great Day! And lastly, a quick shout-out and a huge thank you for your continued support in hitting our tip jar. It truly is appreciated more than you can know.
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ESPONJA!!11!!1! Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2026 07:16 AM (tljrc) 2
ESPONJA!!1!111! Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2026 07:17 AM (tljrc) 3
Good morning, everyone!
Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 07:17 AM (+4yJ5) 4
g'mornin' again, 'rons Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2026 07:18 AM (tljrc) 5
Mornin’ Morons!
Posted by: Hawkpilot at March 10, 2026 07:20 AM (ewuvP) 6
good morning JJ, Horde
Posted by: callsign claymore at March 10, 2026 07:20 AM (x6UjB) 7
I totally approve of my mother's penis' "little excursion" into my anus
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at March 10, 2026 07:21 AM (rBYJJ) 8
Good morning JJ and horde
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 07:22 AM (m3W2a) 9
Do better, Islam. You shouldn't bomb Gracie Mansion, but if you do, you should at least make a statement. Maybe a tractor-trailer full of RDX, or something. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2026 07:22 AM (BI5O2) 10
mornin yall. A local store was burglarized by a man "experiencing homelessness". Now he is "experiencing jailness". I expect he will be back to experiencing homelessness by this afternoon.
Posted by: fd at March 10, 2026 07:22 AM (vFG9F) 11
Just read the article about Macarthur Park. Ya know, there is a quick and easy solution to the problem. Oh wait; we don't have the stomach for it yet.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 07:23 AM (+4yJ5) 12
Yonder Horde
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 07:24 AM (jtM2q) 13
Polymarket Past gives your mom a 100% chance of of being a raddled old slattern.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2026 07:25 AM (BI5O2) 14
What is more of a threat to the US, Iran or the damn Democrats and their GOP allies?
Posted by: fd at March 10, 2026 07:25 AM (vFG9F) 15
14 What is more of a threat to the US, Iran or the damn Democrats and their GOP allies?
Posted by: fd at March 10, 2026 07:25 AM (vFG9F) The threat from the former is because of the latter. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2026 07:28 AM (x0n13) 16
Is it possible thatcThune is blocking recess appointments so those positions can be handed out as favors or I owe yous?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 07:28 AM (+nEug) 17
Muslims killing other Muslims is only their second favorite pastime.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 07:29 AM (XV/Pl) 18
Happy Tuesday
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 10, 2026 07:30 AM (gbOdA) 19
" ‘ISIS-Inspired’ Attack"
Democrat inspired attacks happen all the time but they are never framed that way. Posted by: fd at March 10, 2026 07:30 AM (vFG9F) 20
The dynamics on the ground, however, are far more complicated and risky than the president and the administration seem to realize. "
Let me guess... the author of that tripe is a "journalist" - right? Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 07:31 AM (XuXeR) 21
17 Muslims killing other Muslims is only their second favorite pastime.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 07:29 AM (XV/Pl) Barbara Streisand can tweak the lyrics of "People..." Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2026 07:31 AM (x0n13) 22
Well the Marxists are also hoping to outlast Trump so there's that
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 07:31 AM (m3W2a) 23
"The threat from the former is because of the latter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton " And so my point is made. Posted by: fd at March 10, 2026 07:31 AM (vFG9F) 24
@16
>> Is it possible thatcThune is blocking recess appointments so those positions can be handed out as favors or I owe yous? Spending money and holding up GOP appointments is really the only thing the GOPe really has any ganas for. Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 10, 2026 07:32 AM (XV/Pl) 25
Yall peepo be rayciss!
Posted by: Ebonica Hoe at March 10, 2026 07:33 AM (2bkiv) 26
Can the Islamic Republic of Iran Defeat the United States?"
Otherwise known as "wishing". The "war" is one sided, and likely almost over. What the people there do afterwards is not our concern. At all. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 07:33 AM (XuXeR) 27
>Can the Islamic Republic of Iran Defeat the United States?
--- it's possible we have been known to get bored or frustrated, and take our ball and go home Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 07:34 AM (ZxPkt) 28
VDH the scholar, the historian, I love how this man thinks. Not a bad author either.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 07:34 AM (M9gjJ) 29
I guess I get helping the vagrants where it's indoors, and lots of normies are present, including security. Like in a shelter.
People like the lady in MacArthur Park are deranged. I assiduously avoid the urban preserves that serve as habitats for wild vagrants. But if I'm in one and see even a single one of the CHUDs a hundred yards away, my hackles go up, I look for escape routes, and reach for the safety catch in case everything goes sideways. If you choose to hang out feeding the wildlife in the vagrant habitats of our concrete jungles and don't expect to get beaten half to death, you have no survival instinct. Scorpions and frogs, ladies. Just trying to coach you up. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2026 07:34 AM (BI5O2) 30
Apparently Bluesky is completely dying.
lol. Even leftists can't stand leftists. Musk wins again. Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 07:36 AM (aTgV0) 31
" Well the Marxists are also hoping to outlast Trump so there's that
Posted by: Skip" Can it outlast JD? Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 07:37 AM (aTgV0) 32
People like the lady in MacArthur Park are deranged"
Well, crazy. And deluded. Oh, you meant the attacker? Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 07:37 AM (XuXeR) Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 07:40 AM (aTgV0) 34
The Return of the Shah? Is There a Path for Reza Pahlavi in Iran?
------------ IMO the chances are slim and none. Iran's already ignoring Trump's warnings about running the same old - same old theocracy. And have lost one or two future Ayatollahs because of it. They appear to be willing (for now) to fight it out. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 07:40 AM (jtM2q) 35
That chick is the city version of Timothy Treadwell. Werner Herzog should do a doc about lefty do-gooders in our various Bartertowns.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 10, 2026 07:40 AM (BI5O2) Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 10, 2026 07:41 AM (OUPZt) 37
They appear to be willing (for now) to fight it out."
What "fight"? They just die. While soiling their own nest. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 07:41 AM (XuXeR) 38
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 07:42 AM (Zz0t1) 39
That chick is the city version of Timothy Treadwell."
Indeed. The vapid, stupid look is... lunch to a hungry preditor. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 07:43 AM (XuXeR) 40
Iran has been at war with us for 47 years, thank you Jimmy Carter and by extension Clinton, Obama, Biden and the insane traitorous Foggy Bottom-dwellers.
And, thanks to those assholes, we've been funding it for largely that long as well. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 07:43 AM (Zz0t1) 41
Marxism has been working on takkng over the world sine late 1800s so its not going anywhere away soon.
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 07:43 AM (EtnSa) 42
I hate it when Ayatollahs go to pieces.
You hate to see it. The Shah will return, I have no idea what Martini Farmer is talking about. Are you equating the people with the regime? Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 07:44 AM (aTgV0) Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 07:46 AM (XuXeR) 44
AI Firm Anthropic Sues Trump Admin Over ‘Supply Chain Risk’ Designation.
_______ So they have a constitutional right to have us buy from them? Why am I not surprised by this? Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:46 AM (AlhUl) 45
"Marxism has been working on takkng over the world sine late 1800s so its not going anywhere away soon.
Posted by: Skip" It has staying power. Feminism is it's legs now. Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 07:46 AM (aTgV0) 46
Iran's already ignoring Trump's warnings about running the same old - same old theocracy. And have lost one or two future Ayatollahs because of it. They appear to be willing (for now) to fight it out.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 07:40 AM (jtM2q) They are a Death Cult - of course they want to fight it out, so give them what they want. Go until we kill every government official, every member of the IRGC, every member of the Basj. If that’s a million persons, well then that’s the goal. Kill them all, then see who still wants to fight. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 07:46 AM (pait2) 47
Thune's job, as cocaine mitch before him. is to stop America and keep the grift safe. Never expected anything but that.
Posted by: kingsman at March 10, 2026 07:47 AM (ehY6c) 48
Young women are shunning birth control because of the ‘nocebo effect’
________ I thought we were supposed to need more children. Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:47 AM (AlhUl) 49
Fight it out? With what? There is no air force or navy. Military bases are being blown to smithereens, IRGC commanders are defecting to Afghanistan and probably Yemen. The regular military are refusing to fight against the people. Ballistic missiles acquired targets now serm.to be the sea more frequently and every Arab nation around Iran is declaring war on them.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 07:47 AM (+nEug) 50
Stevie Wonder of fake blindness can kiss my lily white ass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 07:48 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 07:48 AM (XuXeR) 52
I hate it when Ayatollahs go to pieces.
You hate to see it. The Shah will return, I have no idea what Martini Farmer is talking about. Are you equating the people with the regime? ----------- I'm expressing my opinion. For now, the Iranian government appears willing to oppose any moves the US makes to install a different one. Otherwise they'd not be sitting around drawing straws to see who gets to be bombed next. Will they eventually give up? I've no idea. Probably. Will the Shah then return? I've no idea. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 07:48 AM (jtM2q) 53
“It is you, and you know who you are,” he lectured. “You need to overcome hate. You need to overcome the mindset of white supremacy…You shall overcome the need to dominate every single country and its people.”
-- That's just about all I can take of these people. F him. Yet another piece of **** that is a multimillionaire, living better than 99% of the planet, and somehow, all he marinates in is whitey whitey whitey. Reminds me of Mike Obama. Btw, Stevie, I think you're actually referencing islam. Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 07:49 AM (qBdHI) 54
Good morning horde!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 07:49 AM (ExV1e) 55
any moves the US makes to install a different one"
Wait, what? We aren't installing jack shiite. We're cutting the head off of a snake. And we should be willing to do just that. Buzzards can have the carcass. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 07:50 AM (XuXeR) 56
Ayatollah not to come.
Ayatollah not to come. That ain't no way to have fun. That ain't no way to have fun, hun. That ain't no way to have fun. Posted by: Three Dog Night at March 10, 2026 07:51 AM (qFwJc) 57
“It is you, and you know who you are,” he lectured. “You need to overcome hate. You need to overcome the mindset of white supremacy…You shall overcome the need to dominate every single country and its people.”
White people aren't the problem, Stevie. It's the constant bombardment by the black entertainment industry that blacks are victims and oppressed everywhere they go and the only option is to impregnate women, rob convenience stores and do drugs. Look in the mirror, you fake blind piece of shit. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 07:51 AM (Zz0t1) 58
Does Stevie Wonder know if a person talking to him is white?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 10, 2026 07:52 AM (qFwJc) 59
Due to the fact that I live in Michigan I've had experience with Muslims. So far we've had 2 cities taken over. Both cities make the news mostly because of the in fighting in their governing. Muslims have a difficulty deciding who is the "ruler" , but the second tier of the governing body have a hard time not dipping into the cities treasuries. Go figure.
What I don't understand is the non Muslim reaction to the situation. For instance public prayer. There's no reason for it. Praying in the mosque is fine, so why are they permitted to block streets praying in them. Also, due to the sharia acceptance of multiple wives, many Muslim men have several wives and children, all of whom are getting welfare. Why does the non Muslim agree to this? Posted by: Chillin the most at March 10, 2026 07:52 AM (Sv8TC) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 07:53 AM (Zz0t1) 61
Does Stevie Wonder know if a person talking to him is white?
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 10, 2026 07:52 AM (qFwJc) Yes because he can see them. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 07:54 AM (Zz0t1) 62
"I'm expressing my opinion. For now, the Iranian government appears willing to oppose any moves the US makes to install a different one.
Otherwise they'd not be sitting around drawing straws to see who gets to be bombed next. Will they eventually give up? I've no idea. Probably. Will the Shah then return? I've no idea. Posted by: Martini Farmer" The US and it's allies are attacking the regime not the people. Are you aware of that? The people that want the US and it's allies to attack the regime? You understand the difference? I'm honestly asking because you don't seem like you do. Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 07:54 AM (aTgV0) 63
“I don’t think it’s far-fetched. I think it’s somebody who understands American policy. It’s somebody who would be a friendly ally to the United States and to Israel.”
The Return of the Shah? Is There a Path for Reza Pahlavi in Iran? And it's somebody who has a sizable body of support from Iranians, both within the country and without, which is probably kind of important. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 07:54 AM (ExV1e) 64
Fraud! Was at a Stevie Wonder concert in the 70s, someone chucked a bottle at him-and he ducked! There are other people I'm not sure about, too.
Posted by: Helen Keller Skeptic at March 10, 2026 07:55 AM (oftw2) 65
How does a blind person look in the mirror?
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 10, 2026 07:56 AM (2Ez/1) 66
Ray Charles >>>>>>>> Stevie Wonder
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 07:56 AM (qBdHI) 67
Fraud! Was at a Stevie Wonder concert in the 70s, someone chucked a bottle at him-and he ducked! There are other people I'm not sure about, too.
Posted by: Helen Keller Skeptic at March 10, 2026 07:55 AM (oftw2) There's video out there of him catching a mic stand that Paul McCartney knocked over on his way by. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 07:56 AM (Zz0t1) 68
How does a blind person look in the mirror?
Posted by: I gotta ask at March 10, 2026 07:56 AM (2Ez/1) It's easy when you're not blind. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 07:57 AM (Zz0t1) 69
Can the Islamic Republic of Iran Defeat the United States?
Short Answer: Yes Trump isn't fighting Iran, he is fighting Iran, China, Europe, and every Leftist in this country and a Congress who is on Beijing, Brussels and London's payroll. Already tired of Endless War, and a narrative that is stating that one week is an Endless War, the political support will keep falling off as the Narrative wears down a public who sick and tired of the new inflation brought about by rising energy prices. You damned well better believe that the Left will connect the rising cost of fuel to Trump/Israel war in Iran and the "Affordability Crisis"™ Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 07:57 AM (a4flb) Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 07:59 AM (aTgV0) 71
eleven I would say its Trannies and race warfare
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 07:59 AM (EtnSa) 72
Already tired of Endless War, and a narrative that is stating that one week is an Endless War, the political support will keep falling off as the Narrative wears down a public who sick and tired of the new inflation brought about by rising energy prices."
So it's time to crawl into the back of a cave and whimper. Got it. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:00 AM (XuXeR) 73
Morning all
Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 08:00 AM (Z7Mnq) 74
The midterms are still eight months from now, and all it takes is a little focus and the will to push ... Republicans in Congress to do the work.
I think I see the problem. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:00 AM (ExV1e) 75
72 Already tired of Endless War, and a narrative that is stating that one week is an Endless War, the political support will keep falling off as the Narrative wears down a public who sick and tired of the new inflation brought about by rising energy prices."
Even I'm not that pessimistic.... Chill Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 08:00 AM (MmenL) 76
I see some are still talking about mines in the straits of Hormuz - but Iran has no ships left to deploy those mines, even if they still have any left.
But to calm oil markets, Trump should direct a very visible control over the Strais of Hormuz. Occupy the small islands that serve as Iranian garrisons and watch points there, not difficult to do. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 08:01 AM (pait2) Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 08:01 AM (RIvkX) 78
Iran facts. The country is twice the size of Texas with 90 million people. Iran is perceived to be a muslim country because of the repression, it is not.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:01 AM (+nEug) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:01 AM (Zz0t1) 80
"eleven I would say its Trannies and race warfare
Posted by: Skip " You mean the new legs of Marxism? I don't know... they've been trying race warfare since Manson at least. Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:02 AM (aTgV0) 81
Ray Charles >>>>>>>> Stevie Wonder
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 07:56 AM (qBdHI) I get chills listening to Ray Charles' version of America the Beautiful. Too bad he's not here for the 250... both he and Lee Greenwood would be perfect performers for that bash Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 10, 2026 08:02 AM (xT8gx) 82
Iran facts. The country is twice the size of Texas with 90 million people. Iran is perceived to be a muslim country because of the repression, it is not.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:01 AM (+nEug) Iran used to be a beautiful, thriving country. Then islham did what it always does and destroyed it. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:02 AM (Zz0t1) 83
I am still not tired of winning.
We have been at war with Iran for 47 years with ridiculous "rules of engagement." There's a new sheriff in town and order from the top is "Win!" Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 10, 2026 08:03 AM (qFwJc) 84
SanFranpsycho. Javid Shah!
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:03 AM (+nEug) 85
I see some are still talking about mines in the straits of Hormuz - but Iran has no ships left to deploy those mines, even if they still have any left."
Yeah. The linked article was funny. No, really. How is one supposed to lay naval mines without, you know, a Navy? Or aircraft? Or do they have soopersecret ship/minelayers? BTW, traffic there seems* to be improving today *reports are usually crap. So there.. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR) 86
The ISLAMIC Republic of Iran is a fascist, murderous, exterminationist government so calling it Islamic is both descriptive and redundant.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 08:03 AM (RIvkX) 87
>>>Does Stevie Wonder know if a person talking to him is white?
Posted by: no one of any consequence >Barry Soetoro can turn that shit off and on like a pro. If he's feeling it, we even get some of that neck jive for affect. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 08:04 AM (M9gjJ) 88
Iran used to be a beautiful, thriving country. Then islham did what it always does and destroyed it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:02 AM (Zz0t1) I heard the new Grand Leader is a multi billionaire with money and properties spread all over the world Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 08:04 AM (MmenL) 89
Yeah. The linked article was funny. No, really. How is one supposed to lay naval mines without, you know, a Navy? Or aircraft? Or do they have soopersecret ship/minelayers? BTW, traffic there seems* to be improving today *reports are usually crap. So there.. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:03 AM (XuXeR) We can help! Posted by: OceanGate at March 10, 2026 08:04 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:05 AM (XuXeR) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:06 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (aTgV0) 93
The entire world is rooting for Iran. It must defeat the American imperialism.
Posted by: Sid at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (am7Cw) 94
The midterms are still eight months from now, and all it takes is a little focus and the will to push ... Republicans in Congress to do the work.
-- It's plain to see they're not going to lift a finger to help him very much. Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (qBdHI) Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1) 96
it's me donna, Moj is going to have trouble spending that wealth in Hell. Larijani and Moj are on a fast track to die.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (+nEug) Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (XuXeR) 98
Posted by: Sid at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (am7Cw)
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. Posted by: Dean Wormer at March 10, 2026 08:08 AM (Zz0t1) 99
I heard the new Grand Leader is a multi billionaire with money and properties spread all over the world
-- Living large on American pallets of cash. Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 08:08 AM (qBdHI) 100
I heard the new Grand Leader is a multi billionaire with money and properties spread all over the world"
Rumor has it that the New Glorious Leader is... spread all over one of his houses. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:09 AM (XuXeR) 101
Young women are shunning birth control because of the ‘nocebo effect’
________ I thought we were supposed to need more children. Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:47 AM (AlhUl) Young women having unwanted pregnancies =/= more children. It's be nice if, when a girl got in a family way, the guy who knocked her up would marry her and they'd raise a family together but what would happen is another single mom on welfare. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e) 102
Rachel Corrie hates Ocean Gate for stealing her thunder.
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:09 AM (aTgV0) 103
I heard the new Grand Leader is a multi billionaire with money and properties spread all over the world
-- That sounds familiar........Can't place it, tho. Posted by: Volodymyr Zelenskyy at March 10, 2026 08:10 AM (Zz0t1) 104
but what would happen is another single mom on welfare."
I'm EMPOWERED!!! Now where's my kid's free skrool meals. And backpack. You'd better be making food on weekends, too. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:10 AM (XuXeR) 105
>>Or do they have soopersecret ship/minelayers?
Their mini-subs can lay mines. Did we kill all of those? I doubt it. Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 08:10 AM (Y1sOo) 106
Good gawd, Sid. You are beyond a retard. LOL How does one like this function in life? At least you're good for a laugh, you deluded fool.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 10, 2026 08:10 AM (qBdHI) 107
so looks like the killer of that young Statie down by Downingtown was - yes a young white male - but hmm
not too much info out there considering? that's weird. oh he had ACAB all over his socials and was if not Antifa, Antifa-adjacent. so he took an Evil Cop out, then shot himself like a coward. UGH Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 08:11 AM (j+aD2) Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 08:11 AM (Z7Mnq) 109
Stevie Wonder of fake blindness can kiss my lily white ass.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 07:48 AM (Zz0t1) Stevie Wonder is estimated to be worth $200M. With that kind of scratch he could relocate to a more black-friendly country. South Africa maybe. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:12 AM (ExV1e) 110
Do we yet know for sure if Mojito has met his maker or just lost a leg? Either way, that's a shame....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 10, 2026 08:12 AM (xT8gx) 111
Their mini-subs can lay mines. "
I knew it! Those crafty bastards have soopersecret sh... subs! We'd better quit now before they get angry! Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:12 AM (XuXeR) 112
Trannies are running over feminism
They still need race warfare to cover the minorities and Illegals Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 08:12 AM (EtnSa) 113
That sid comment wins the award for the most retarded by far I've ever seen here (and that's a high bar because it includes the dem underground reports)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 10, 2026 08:13 AM (xT8gx) 114
Do we yet know for sure if Mojito has met his maker or just lost a leg? Either way, that's a shame...."
Achmed, look over there, damnit! It's gotta be here somewhere... Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:13 AM (XuXeR) 115
And notice White Supremacists still are the front of the line of the chopping block
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 08:13 AM (EtnSa) 116
re: The Endless War
We're always going to have wars. Peace is the exception, not the rule. You might rightly argue against a particular war, but there will be another one along soon to take its place to argue about. Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 08:13 AM (DgMqy) 117
I used to have a different nic, can sonar detect mines?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:13 AM (+nEug) 118
Stevie Wonder knows that both he and his money are safer here.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 10, 2026 08:14 AM (qFwJc) 119
And notice White Supremacists still are the front of the line of the chopping block
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 08:13 AM (EtnSa) When's the last time a white, non-law enforcement individual was reported as killing a black man? I mean, if white supremacy was so rampant in this country, we'd have a lynching by the minute, no? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:15 AM (Zz0t1) Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:15 AM (XuXeR) 121
The Return of the Shah? Is There a Path for Reza Pahlavi in Iran?
_______ That showed a complete failure to communicate. The host was fixed in a GWB mindset, and could not grasp the idea that another country might WANT a monarchy. I fear this is something deep in most Americans' minds. We tend to be unable to realize that we have our own culture and history, which shape our attitudes. Other countries have different ones. We are far too prone to see the world only through our own perspective. It's hard to do, but you'll never be able to break out of that until you can sever that bond, at least to a degree. (Of course you will then be accused of relativism by people like Straussians.) Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 08:15 AM (AlhUl) 122
>> Their mini-subs can lay mines
Way back in the 90s I used to play a Nintendo video game called Jaws (after the shark)... you'd swim around and try to avoid (and eventually kill) the great shark. One feature of the game: after you'd accumulated enough points you acquired the "mini-sub" which gave you superior armaments with which to attack the shark. I always got greatly excited when I got the "mini-sub"... I was an adult at the time, but you'd think I was 8 years old when I played that game.... God bless Nintendo. Loved Mario Bros, too Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 10, 2026 08:16 AM (xT8gx) 123
Even I'm not that pessimistic.... Chill
In this echo chamber there is optimism because the alternative is too depressing. In the rest of the world, you have The Narrative™ being heard. Propaganda works. Its why we have a Muslim invasion that has taken over cities and soon states and we sit around and do nothing about it. So what you are saying is that I'm supposed to ignore three generations of successful propaganda operations, see the exact same machine rev up to where Islam is supported more than ever in the US and think that there will be popular support to fix Iran when even the Administration has no idea what Iran will look like. Everyone will just go along with Israel and blow shit up, kill people and have no exit plan or post operation plan. Just wait and see if another rounnd of killing and destroying is necessary. The Pro Gaza, Antisemite propaganda machine has anticipated this. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 08:16 AM (a4flb) 124
That sid comment wins the award for the most retarded by far I've ever seen here (and that's a high bar because it includes the dem underground reports)
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 10, 2026 08:13 AM (xT8gx) == I did a troll! -the troll Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 08:16 AM (RIvkX) 125
121, Exactly so...
Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:16 AM (XuXeR) 126
I used to have a different nic, can sonar detect mines?"
Yeah. Nothing new. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:15 AM (XuXeR) I mean, fishermen have underwater cameras now that see the fish in high definition........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:17 AM (Zz0t1) 127
have no exit plan or post operation plan. Just wait and see if another rounnd of killing and destroying is necessary."
That is the plan. And yes, someone in the future will have to do it again. And again. Human nature. It's what's real. Ignoring/pretending ain't gonna do shiite. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:18 AM (XuXeR) 128
Does the new Ayatollah lean left? I don't mean politically, I mean physically
Posted by: Wally at March 10, 2026 08:18 AM (pduCL) 129
48 Young women are shunning birth control because of the ‘nocebo effect’
________ I thought we were supposed to need more children. Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:47 AM (AlhUl) This is actually a great thing for society. Birth control pills don't have nocebo effects, they have REAL physical and psychological side effects that most of the medical community has kept quiet about. And we've had long term studies now showing this. Posted by: Nova Local at March 10, 2026 08:18 AM (tOcjL) 130
Does the new Ayatollah lean left? I don't mean politically, I mean physically"
Well, he'll be able to walk around a lot of hills in West Virginia (you know, one leg shorter than the other...) Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:20 AM (XuXeR) 131
I used to have a different nic, can sonar detect mines?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:13 AM (+nEug) Yes! https://tinyurl.com/bddpukaz Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:20 AM (ExV1e) 132
Better to have The Tomorrow War today; easier to win.
Posted by: Star Lord at March 10, 2026 08:22 AM (ehY6c) 133
48 Young women are shunning birth control because of the ‘nocebo effect’
I'd never heard of the 'nocebo effect' until I had a recent medical emergency and ended up in the hospital. It caused me some anxiety (temporary, thank God) and my son suggested my anxiety and high BP might be due to this 'nocebo effect' as I might be "talking myself into" the high BP etc. He might've been right because after I calmed down all seems okay, but that took a few days Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 10, 2026 08:23 AM (xT8gx) 134
Everyone will just go along with Israel and blow shit up, kill people and have no exit plan or post operation plan.
I haven't been told the plan =/= no plan exists. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:23 AM (ExV1e) 135
Today Is National Blueberry Popover Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 08:24 AM (NpAcC) 136
"Does the new Ayatollah lean left? I don't mean politically, I mean physically
Posted by: Wally " He leans left, he leans right. He leans out there and over there. Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:24 AM (aTgV0) 137
We're always going to have wars. Peace is the exception, not the rule.
I dunno, peace has been around so long that a fundamental part of the Evangelical's eschatology is that "Wars and Rumors of Wars" are signs of an imminent Rapture. If WaRoW was constant, it would make for a crappy sign. Endless Peace was supposed to be the League of Nations, UN and opening up Communist China to trade. Come to think of it, one could argue that the Judeo-Christian Ethic is perpetual industrial scale global wars. While smaller nations just engage in border and water disputes, or occasional invasions for slaves and plunder, the West crosses over to the other side of the planet if need be and kills and destroys for decades on end. So we have a messed up idea of Peace. I can fully understand TuCa's concerns being that the US and Israel are fully incapable of minding their own business. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 08:24 AM (a4flb) 138
Incoming.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 08:24 AM (hY+PL) Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:24 AM (XuXeR) 140
He leans left, he leans right. He leans out there and over there. Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:24 AM (aTgV0) He's a Dr. Seuss book? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1) 141
101 Young women are shunning birth control because of the ‘nocebo effect’
________ I thought we were supposed to need more children. Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 07:47 AM (AlhUl) Young women having unwanted pregnancies =/= more children. It's be nice if, when a girl got in a family way, the guy who knocked her up would marry her and they'd raise a family together but what would happen is another single mom on welfare. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:09 AM (ExV1e) _______ WE used to have policies and customs which pushed them into marriage. But not anymore, because that would be theocratic. And rayciss. Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 08:25 AM (AlhUl) 142
Incoming.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 08:24 AM (hY+PL) Godspeed, sir. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1) 143
Good morning Horde, thx JJ for a great report, including Toto's piece on The Monkees.
Interesting goings on here in upstate NY. I said yesterday that my Congress critter Pat Ryan had brought AOC to town. They were less than a mile from my house. They then went to the North Country aka the Adirondacks to hold a town hall in Stefanik's district. Looks kike there is some kind of upstate -downstate coalition of younger Dems being attempted. Insurrection against Chuck and the old guard? We shall see Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 08:25 AM (qBBPl) 144
"Does the new Ayatollah lean left? I don't mean politically, I mean physically
Posted by: Wally " He leans left, he leans right. He leans out there and over there. Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:24 AM (aTgV0) --- And that's what the Hokey-Pokey is all about! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 08:25 AM (ESVrU) 145
The new Iran President Mojito can be an effective leader, even with the loss of a limb. I'm living proof of that!
Posted by: Michelle Fields Farewell To Arms at March 10, 2026 08:26 AM (oftw2) 146
Sid has accidentally hit on a partial truth - the entire Left around the world is rooting for Iran, because they hate the possibility of Trump and the US achieving another great Victory.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 08:26 AM (pait2) 147
I can fully understand TuCa's concerns being that the US and Israel are fully incapable of minding their own business.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 08:24 AM (a4flb) ==== Of this I have no doubt. Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 08:26 AM (RIvkX) 148
Godspeed, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:25 AM (Zz0t1) - If I go that fast, I might trip on the steps on the way down to the shelter. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 08:26 AM (hY+PL) Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:26 AM (aTgV0) 150
95 Posted by: Sid at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (am7Cw)
You DICK!!!! Posted by: Jeff Spicoli at March 10, 2026 08:07 AM (Zz0t1) _______ You left out "suck". Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 08:27 AM (AlhUl) 151
"US and Israel are fully incapable of minding their own business."
They the only ones? History shows others will eventually start minding *your* business and then it gets a little more complicated. Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 08:27 AM (DgMqy) 152
Forever wars!
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:27 AM (aTgV0) 153
Like not kike , damn hotdog fingers.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 08:27 AM (qBBPl) 154
There's a Blueberry Popover in my pants!
Posted by: Scranton's Finest at March 10, 2026 08:28 AM (oftw2) 155
Songs In The Key Of White Supremacy - Stevie Wonder
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 10, 2026 08:28 AM (wVcYX) 156
Better to have The Tomorrow War today; easier to win.
Posted by: Star Lord ___________ Not saying that it doesn't apply here, but it's not always true. That was the German thought process in 1914. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 08:28 AM (XvL8K) 157
Imagine being an actual Tucker fucking Carlson fan right now.
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:28 AM (aTgV0) 158
US and Israel are fully incapable of minding their own business."
So we're back to "nyanah - it's your fault" again? Yeah. Yawn. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:28 AM (XuXeR) 159
Unknown Drip, you obviously missed the details of the after plan. I point you to The Prosperity Project.
You also missed the Arab countries that have declared war on Iran Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:29 AM (+nEug) 160
Islam is incapable of minding its own business because it believes everything is their business
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 08:29 AM (qBBPl) Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:29 AM (aTgV0) 162
David French Suffers An Apparent Brain Injury Over James Talarico
Talafreako is very interested in trans children. *VERY* interested iykwim. Not surprised French is a fan. Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 08:30 AM (gtcuf) 163
128 Does the new Ayatollah lean left? I don't mean politically, I mean physically
Posted by: Wally at March 10, 2026 08:18 AM (pduCL) ________ Are you adjusting a rifle's scope? Posted by: Eeyore at March 10, 2026 08:30 AM (AlhUl) 164
"US and Israel are fully incapable of minding their own business."
They the only ones? History shows others will eventually start minding *your* business and then it gets a little more complicated. Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 08:27 AM (DgMqy) ---- I think one could make a credible argument that China, Russia, and Iran have been meddling in our business just as much as we've meddled in theirs. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 08:30 AM (ESVrU) 165
Imagine being an actual Tucker fucking Carlson fan right now.
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:28 AM (aTgV0) It's like he banged Candace Owens or something. They both are cray cray. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:30 AM (Zz0t1) 166
If I go that fast, I might trip on the steps on the way down to the shelter.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, Where do the people in wheelchairs take shelter? Posted by: Cannon Fodder In Hoveround at March 10, 2026 08:30 AM (oftw2) Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:30 AM (aTgV0) 168
I wish I was a fly on the wall of the office of the guy or gal at Goldman Sachs who swore oil was going to $150.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX) 169
I think one could make a credible argument that China, Russia, and Iran have been meddling in our business just as much as we've meddled in theirs."
"Hey, why Og have more fire than us?" Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:31 AM (XuXeR) 170
155 Songs In The Key Of White Supremacy - Stevie Wonder
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 10, 2026 08:28 AM (wVcYX) "Woman is the Ni**er of the World" - - John & Yoko Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 10, 2026 08:31 AM (x0n13) 171
Sid has accidentally hit on a partial truth - the entire Left around the world is rooting for Iran, because they hate the possibility of Trump and the US achieving another great Victory.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 08:26 AM (pait2) And because the occasional terrorist attack provides the necessary fear to allow the leftists to promise 'safety' in exchange for freedom. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:31 AM (ExV1e) 172
I wish I was a fly on the wall of the office of the guy or gal at Goldman Sachs who swore oil was going to $150."
Andrei, you lost another....? Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:32 AM (XuXeR) 173
I wish I was a fly on the wall of the office of the guy or gal at Goldman Sachs who swore oil was going to $150.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 10, 2026 08:30 AM (RIvkX) It's like they forget we have oil in this country. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:32 AM (Zz0t1) 174
"You also missed the Arab countries that have declared war on Iran
Posted by: Ben Had" And everybody cheering in the streets. Ya know...that thing. Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:32 AM (aTgV0) 175
If WaRoW was constant, it would make for a crappy sign.”
Name a time in the last 100 years or so when they haven’t been constant. Hell, name a time in the last 2000 years when they haven’t been constant. (Hat tip to prognosticators - you can never go wrong predicting something that always happens any way) Btw, the actual source of the quote is this: “You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come.” Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 08:32 AM (pait2) Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:33 AM (XuXeR) 177
But worse by far, Obama thought he had squared the circle of neutralizing the supposed Middle Eastern Iranian juggernaut by envisioning it as an empathetic victim—and eventual friend if not ally.
----------- Sure he did, Jan. Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 08:33 AM (JIcUn) 178
We can help!
Posted by: OceanGate" I'll take the condensed version, thanks. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:05 AM Cold. Like an iceberg. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 08:33 AM (kgE5c) 179
Do we yet know for sure if Mojito has met his maker or just lost a leg? Either way, that's a shame...."
Achmed, look over there, damnit! It's gotta be here somewhere... Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:13 AM (XuXeR) Maybe his leg was nipped off in the night by a tiger. Posted by: Count de Rigueur Python Reference at March 10, 2026 08:34 AM (wVcYX) 180
Imagine being an actual Tucker fucking Carlson fan right now.
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:28 AM (aTgV0) It's like he banged Candace Owens or something. They both are cray cray. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer Kids, remember to wrap your Johnson so you don't contract cray cray. Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 08:35 AM (Z7Mnq) 181
Maybe his leg was nipped off in the night by a tiger.
Posted by: Count de Rigueur Python Reference at March 10, 2026 08:34 AM A tiger?! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 10, 2026 08:35 AM (kgE5c) 182
Ocean Gate is Rachel Corrie cubed.
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:35 AM (aTgV0) 183
I'll take the condensed version, thanks.
Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:05 AM Cold. Like an iceberg. Posted by: RedMindBlueState I see you've met my ex. Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 08:36 AM (Z7Mnq) 184
It's also. National Napping Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 08:36 AM (NpAcC) 185
Ebony and Evil Whitey
Can't live together in perfect harmony Posted by: Stevie re-writes the lyrics at March 10, 2026 08:36 AM (Y1sOo) 186
Maybe his leg was nipped off in the night by a tiger. Posted by: Count de Rigueur Python Reference at March 10, 2026 08:34 AM A TIGER?!?!? In AFRICA?!?!?! Posted by: AltonJackson at March 10, 2026 08:36 AM (tljrc) 187
And I’ll Never Have That Recipe Again
Do a Google street view walk through Macarthur Park and you'll see what a disgusting utter shithole it really is. Trash everywhere, homeless tents everywhere, drug addicts laying passed out all over the place. Same thing right in front of the US Capital, which is truly embarassing. Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 08:37 AM (gtcuf) 188
The NYT report on the destruction of an Iranian girls school, along with the Economist and Times of London, has to be condemned.
The Propaganda Press isn't hated nearly as much as they've earned. (link goes to Hinderaker at Powerline) https://tinyurl.com/3cc2mwyd Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 08:37 AM (RClzD) 189
Cray Cray doesn't scare me as much as Herpes.
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:37 AM (aTgV0) Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR) 191
I assiduously avoid the urban preserves that serve as habitats for wild vagrants.
A friend was asked once by a self righteous type "How would YOU handle the homeless." They did not expect the answer to be "Is Zyklon B still on the table?" Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 08:37 AM (+4yJ5) 192
Ocean Gate is Rachel Corrie cubed."
I'm thinking more of a schnitzel... Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR) Freddie's Smashburger. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1) 193
Iran: Death to America! Obama: (carries around a book called "The Post American World" written by muslim) Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 08:38 AM (JIcUn) 194
It's also. National Napping Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 08:36 AM (NpAcC) Power naps FTW! Posted by: Count de Monet at March 10, 2026 08:39 AM (wVcYX) 195
>>>What actually was ever the point of Vienna sausages BTW?
What possible point do they serve? Posted by: eleven >Those were all of the tiny little scraps that were too small to stuff into a bratwurst or frankfurter. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 08:39 AM (M9gjJ) Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:39 AM (XuXeR) 197
Iran: Death to America!
Obama: (carries around a book called "The Post American World" written by muslim) Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 08:38 AM (JIcUn) I was under the impression they actually believed Owebama was the 12th Imam. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1) 198
Songs In The Key Of White Supremacy - Stevie Wonder
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 10, 2026 08:28 AM (wVcYX) The, at the time primarily white, citizens of the US have been bending over backwards for blacks in this country for over 60 years and yet the whining continues. Even by people with more money than most of us combined. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:39 AM (ExV1e) 199
Ocean Gate is Rachel Corrie cubed."
I'm thinking more of a schnitzel... Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR) Freddie's Smashburger. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer Quick! Everyone into the Idiot Squisher! Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 08:39 AM (Z7Mnq) 200
198 The, at the time primarily white, citizens of the US have been bending over backwards for blacks in this country for over 60 years and yet the whining continues.
Moments like that make me wonder why we bothered fighting for their rights. Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 08:40 AM (+4yJ5) 201
192 Ocean Gate is Rachel Corrie cubed."
I'm thinking more of a schnitzel... Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:37 AM (XuXeR) Freddie's Smashburger. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:38 AM (Zz0t1) Slapchop. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2026 08:40 AM (i0Hi3) 202
The, at the time primarily white, citizens of the US have been bending over backwards for blacks in this country for over 60 years and yet the whining continues. Even by people with more money than most of us combined.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:39 AM (ExV1e) America so racist there are more black millionaires here than any other country on earth, combined. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:40 AM (Zz0t1) 203
Libs of TikTok reposted
Square profile picture Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok One of the Capitol Police Officers who was honored in the new January 6th plaque in the Capitol was just INDICTED on NINE felony charges including r*pe & sodomy. Timothy Valentin would allegedly meet women on dating apps, schedule dates, drug them, and s*xually assault them. https://tinyurl.com/4fmv5nsk Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 08:41 AM (NpAcC) 204
@NiohBerg
· 3m The remaining Iranian players have been forced onto a plane back to Iran. Suffering, torture and possibly execution awaits them for defying the regime. And Australia allowed it. Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 08:41 AM (ZxPkt) 205
was under the impression they actually believed Owebama was the 12th Imam.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:39 AM (Zz0t1) I used to argue with people who claimed he was The Antichrist by reminding them that The Antichrist is supposed to be a popular figure. Posted by: ... at March 10, 2026 08:41 AM (JIcUn) 206
Sid has accidentally hit on a partial truth - the entire Left around the world is rooting for Iran, because they hate the possibility of Trump and the US achieving another great Victory.
Out of curiosity, what exactly is a "Great Victory" in Iran? I mean, something that is actually achievable and objective. The Left hates Trump whether he succeeds or fails, no victory, great or small makes a difference. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 08:41 AM (a4flb) 207
Slapchop. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2026 08:40 AM (i0Hi3) He's running for state office in Texas. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:41 AM (Zz0t1) 208
https://tinyurl.com/3cc2mwyd
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 10, 2026 08:37 AM (RClzD) "The emphasis is on evidence that the missile was indeed a Tomahawk, which is unique to the U.S. military." False statement about it being unique to the US military. Posted by: Stevie re-writes the lyrics at March 10, 2026 08:41 AM (Y1sOo) 209
204 Suffering, torture and possibly execution awaits them for defying the regime.
And Australia allowed it. Posted by: Don Black But their muslim overlords are happy and won't do a terror attack for at least a few hours. Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 08:42 AM (+4yJ5) Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:42 AM (aTgV0) 211
Where do the people in wheelchairs take shelter?
Posted by: Cannon Fodder In Hoveround at March 10, 2026 08:30 AM (oftw2) -5 All new building over around the last 15-25 years have to have reinforced safe-rooms constructed in them. Older building might have shelters. For example, our building, built in the early 80's, has a large shelter. Much older building may either have had safe-rooms added onto their exterior or are dependent on old fashioned air-raid shelters from the 1950s or 60s. My MIL is in an elderly care facility. When the siren goes off, the best she and others can do is gather together in the relatively large elevator lobby on every floor. The shafts offer reinforced concrete protection on both sides. Far from best but very few are capable of heading down to the basement where the proper shelter is. Anywoo, this last alert was for areas west and NW of us. No siren here. Heard the usual ton of booms. Saw same interceptor smoke trails. So far no reports of harm or damage. 3rd Iranian missile today. Then there's what Hizballah is constantly lobbing over northern Israel. Gotta take a break. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 08:42 AM (hY+PL) 212
203 Libs of TikTok reposted
Square profile picture Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok One of the Capitol Police Officers who was honored in the new January 6th plaque in the Capitol was just INDICTED on NINE felony charges including r*pe & sodomy. Timothy Valentin would allegedly meet women on dating apps, schedule dates, drug them, and s*xually assault them. https://tinyurl.com/4fmv5nsk Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 08:41 AM (NpAcC)Slap hope. Well he seems nice. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2026 08:43 AM (i0Hi3) 213
America so racist there are more black millionaires here than any other country on earth, combined.
Out of that though, are millionaires because of something other than Quality Learing Center franchises? BLM grift still makes someone a millionaire, but does that count since BLM is inherently a racist organization. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 08:43 AM (a4flb) 214
Out of curiosity, what exactly is a "Great Victory" in Iran?"
Current leadership out of power and dead. Anything beyond that is just gravy. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:43 AM (XuXeR) 215
> Same thing right in front of the US Capital, which is truly embarassing.
---------- IndyCar is supposed to have a street race in the capitol city this July, IIRC. The clean-up before hand will probably take care of that... if only temporarily. The traffic mess will be epic. Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 08:44 AM (jtM2q) Posted by: Common Tater at March 10, 2026 08:44 AM (PjW2B) 217
>>>>What actually was ever the point of Vienna sausages BTW?
---- get you some Wonder Bread, some Miracle Whip and a can of VIE-enna sausages, and you got some good eatin' Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 08:44 AM (ZxPkt) 218
I have a couple Tomahawk missiles in my woodshed.
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:44 AM (aTgV0) Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:44 AM (+nEug) 220
he NYT report on the destruction of an Iranian girls school, along with the Economist and Times of London, has to be condemned.
=== Terrorist always, always store among munitions in civilian infrastructure - schools, hospitals. They always, always use human shields. Local Iranians were sending pic of them doing just that for weeks before the operation began. And... Where were those iranian regime apologists January 8, 9 when that regime turned off the internet and slaughtered thousands and tens of thousands across Iran ? Nowhere. They now show up to tar US and Israel military. Because Marxist bastards. Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 08:45 AM (GD0B3) 221
Mornin’, All. Happy Tuesday.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 08:45 AM (77rzZ) 222
Out of curiosity, what exactly is a "Great Victory" in Iran?
A great victory would be removal of the muslim occupation of Iran. A really good victory would ending Iran's sponsorship of terrorism even if the muslim occupation remains in place. But the best possible victory is one where naysayers are forced to admit that they were wrong the whole time. Sadly, we'll never see that. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:46 AM (ExV1e) 223
Northern Threat: 700 Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps Members in Canada.
____ That's what happens when Canada was purchased by China. Chinese ally Iran gets to house some chaos agents in Canada if needed. THANKS CANADA! Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 10, 2026 08:46 AM (Dv3i1) 224
Factor in Iran’s drones and sea mines — the latter of which haven’t reportedly been used yet — and the Strait of Hormuz crisis shows no signs of ending anytime soon.
I’m sorry, is this trying to claim Iran can lay mines without US or Israeli surveillance seeing it? All of their boats were sunk. How would this even work? Inflatable rafts? Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 08:46 AM (QZThv) 225
220 he NYT report on the destruction of an Iranian girls school, along with the Economist and Times of London, has to be condemned.
It's a war... Shit happens... Move on... Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 08:46 AM (VE6XX) 226
"The victory is the freedom of the Iranian peopl.to choose what kind of governance they want.
Posted by: Ben Had " Is it really THAT hard? And a little oil. Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:46 AM (aTgV0) Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:46 AM (XuXeR) 228
Hezbollah needs to be wiped off the face of the earth. For starters.
Posted by: runner at March 10, 2026 08:46 AM (GD0B3) Posted by: Questioningly at March 10, 2026 08:47 AM (oftw2) 230
The ultimate victory in Iran is they have a government elected by the people........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:47 AM (Zz0t1) 231
"The victory is the freedom of the Iranian peopl.to choose what kind of governance they want.
Posted by: Ben Had " Guess I was late to the party. *hugs* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:48 AM (Zz0t1) 232
>>>get you some Wonder Bread, some Miracle Whip and a can of VIE-enna sausages, and you got some good eatin'
Posted by: Don Black >I might try that with some cheez whiz. And a deli pickle. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 08:48 AM (M9gjJ) 233
There's a conspiracy theory that Stevie Wonder isn't actually blind.
On the conspiracy theory scale, it ranks higher than The Earth is Flat and Birds Aren't Real, in that there's some actual evidence. Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 08:48 AM (gtcuf) 234
"The ultimate victory in Iran is they have a government elected by the people........
Posted by: Sponge" I'll settle for the Shah, for now. Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:48 AM (aTgV0) 235
I’m sorry, is this trying to claim Iran can lay mines without US or Israeli surveillance seeing it? All of their boats were sunk. How would this even work? Inflatable rafts?
Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 08:46 AM (QZThv) There is some concern that they would lay the mines via missile. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 08:48 AM (ExV1e) 236
Funny that it is not being mentioned that all that Venezuelan oil is being refined in the USA now.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:49 AM (+nEug) 237
I’m sorry, is this trying to claim Iran can lay mines without US or Israeli surveillance seeing it? All of their boats were sunk. How would this even work? Inflatable rafts?"
Didn't you see? They have soopersekret mini subs. Yeah, that. They surface at night on an empty beach, and the mines are rolled off of Toyota Hiluxes, then sloshed thru the surf, then manfully carried up and into the conning tower, a... aw, nevermind. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:49 AM (XuXeR) 238
Sponge, hugs to both of you.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:50 AM (+nEug) 239
Why on Earth would anyone pretend to be blind?
This has to be the dumbest conspiracy theory ever. Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:50 AM (aTgV0) 240
Btw, the actual source of the quote is this: “You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come.”
My eschatology is a bit more on the Idealist/Preterist angle which is pretty much opposite of Dispensationalism. And yeah, Jesus was talking about 70AD not some time yet in the future. its in the hermeneutics. Yet, it was WW1 and WW2 which threw so many people into a panic and took Darby's and Scoffield's fringe views into the mainstream because it offered Answers. Now its a cornerstone of Evangelicalism and a constant income stream for Eschatology books and seminars. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 08:50 AM (a4flb) 241
There's a conspiracy theory that Stevie Wonder isn't actually blind.
On the conspiracy theory scale, it ranks higher than The Earth is Flat and Birds Aren't Real, in that there's some actual evidence. Wonder attends the NAMM musical instrument trade show in Anaheim every year and navigates it better than many fully sighted people. Granted, he has an entourage that’s large and obnoxious even by black celebrity standards, but still. Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 08:51 AM (QZThv) 242
"Funny that it is not being mentioned that all that Venezuelan oil is being refined in the USA now.
Posted by: Ben Had " That is so fucking cool. Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:51 AM (aTgV0) 243
> Factor in Iran’s drones and sea mines — the latter of which haven’t reportedly been used yet — and the Strait of Hormuz crisis shows no signs of ending anytime soon.
------------ Iran mined parts of the Hormuz years ago. Whether the mines have been cleared, or are inert after all this time is debatable. But ship have in the past couple years been damaged by them. The IRGC had one? minelayer (that's probably at the bottom of the Persian Gulf now.) Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 10, 2026 08:51 AM (jtM2q) 244
Folks touting Miracle Whip should have their increments frozen.
Posted by: The Huge Manatee! at March 10, 2026 08:51 AM (oftw2) 245
Why on Earth would anyone pretend to be blind?
He would have just been Little Stevie without the "Wonder" or gimmick.... Dime a dozen Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 08:51 AM (VE6XX) 246
There's a video of Stevie Wonder sitting on a stage with a bunch of other singers, doing some sort of USA For Africa kind of thing, and a music stand starts to tip over and Wonder reaches out and grabs it.
Posted by: Delurker at March 10, 2026 08:51 AM (gtcuf) 247
and a constant income stream for Eschatology books and seminars."
Big money, there. Right up with Oil and Gas... /doireallyneedthis? Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:52 AM (XuXeR) 248
PS, Stevie Wonder's real blindness has nothing to do with his optic nerve.
There is none so blind as he who cannot see. Posted by: Oglebay at March 10, 2026 08:52 AM (GPa4z) 249
“Vienna sausages” were kinda bland. Now those Beanie Weenies in the small cans were tasty.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 10, 2026 08:52 AM (PjW2B) 250
The left: These immigrants and refugees will bring us the joys of diversity, and immigrants commit crimes at lower rates then Americans you bigots
Also the left: Well of course these young men are having a spirit protest - it is racist to expect them to not indulge in their culture and throw bombs at people they don't like. RACIST people. Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 08:52 AM (sKqQm) 251
I’m sorry, is this trying to claim Iran can lay mines without US or Israeli surveillance seeing it? All of their boats were sunk. How would this even work? Inflatable rafts?
Posted by: Ian S ___________ The mine-laying mini subs referenced earlier can apparently just sit on the bottom for some period of time and are essentially undetectable. They've got a couple dozen. No idea how many we've already taken out. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 08:52 AM (XvL8K) 252
Didn't you see? They have soopersekret mini subs.
There is nothing secret about their mini-subs. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghadir-class_submarine Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 08:53 AM (Y1sOo) 253
Jake Lang should be arrested for inciting violence. In fact, I thought he was in jail for skipping a court appearance in Minnesota?
Mamdani's speech is what leadership looks like. Fair and just. No bias and preferential treatment and no discrimination. But of course somehow the right will be outraged Dumbass threw away years of his life as a free man when he threw that dud IED, all because of a troll. As loathsome as Lang is our city is very lucky that didn’t explode. Islamists and white supremacists, what a lovely crowd. You'd think they would bond over their mutual disdain for women having rights, or the dozen other noxious things they have in common. He's not responsible for what they did, but what business did he have coming to NYC to organize a protest to stop public Muslim prayer in NYC? He's not a NYer, and neither were the teens who had the bombs. A bunch of non NYers coming here and starting bullshit. Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 10, 2026 08:53 AM (JCZqz) 254
Is Wonder supposedly 100% blind? There is a range where he might have minimal vision but be able to react to say something falling next to him
Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 08:53 AM (sKqQm) 255
The mine-laying mini subs referenced earlier can apparently just sit on the bottom for some period of time"
And after a few hours, they just sit on the bottom for all time. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR) 256
"Folks touting Miracle Whip should have their increments frozen.
Posted by: The Huge Manatee! " Seriously...there's mayonaisse. Who needed a replacement for mayonaisse? Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:54 AM (aTgV0) 257
I hope the woman volunteer attacked in MacArthur Park recovers. Her statement though is something " it's nice that in my recovery I don't have to worry about money". You could give all your money to the homeless, then they wouldn't have to worry
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 08:54 AM (qBBPl) 258
>>The mine-laying mini subs referenced earlier can apparently just sit on the bottom for some period of time and are essentially undetectable.
Not true because active sonar Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 08:54 AM (Y1sOo) 259
254 Is Wonder supposedly 100% blind? There is a range where he might have minimal vision but be able to react to say something falling next to him
exactly he may be minimally sighted Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 08:54 AM (j+aD2) 260
Mamdani is a little oleaginous crap weassl. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 08:55 AM (xG4kz) 261
Mamdani's speech is what leadership looks like. Fair and just. No bias and preferential treatment and no discrimination. But of course somehow the right will be outraged No bias ? He blamed White supremacists for a Muslim attack... Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 08:55 AM (VE6XX) Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 08:55 AM (sKqQm) 263
Can the Islamic Republic of Iran Defeat the United States?
--- it's possible we have been known to get bored or frustrated, and take our ball and go home Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 07:34 AM (ZxPkt) Truth. It's been happening since WWII. Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 10, 2026 08:55 AM (g8Ew8) 264
"The victory is the freedom of the Iranian peopl.to choose what kind of governance they want.
Posted by: Ben Had " Heck we can't even achieve that in the United States (ref: the failure to pass the SAVE America Act) Doctor, heal thyself. But lets say that through whatever mechanism they come up with the succeeding government, Trump doesn't like it? I get the attractiveness of the Bumper Sticker Slogan - who can be against that? (except totalitarians) As someone who is paid well to architect and implement solutions, I'm trying to figure out, in the smoldering ruins how you elect a government when you don't trust the current authorities? This is traditionally how you get warlords. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (a4flb) 265
He's not responsible for what they did, but what business did he have coming to NYC to organize a protest to stop public Muslim prayer in NYC? He's not a NYer, and neither were the teens who had the bombs. A bunch of non NYers coming here and starting bullshit. Upset about a page being taken from your playbook? Importing protests? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1) 266
There is no number for the subs we have sitting in the Persiam Gulf . What you can't see will kill you.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (+nEug) 267
Victory in Iran is pretty easy to define: A government that does not sponsor terror, is not hostile to the US and that does not seek nuclear weapons. That's it.... Now can that be achieved it's hard to say but it seems to me good progress is being made in that direction as we've killed quite a few of their leaders who were sponsoring terror, hostile to us and seeking nukes
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (xT8gx) 268
btw the feds were up here detonating stuff they found in those "bucks county boys" storage unit last night
also their new lawyer claims they "don't even know each other" because they "went" to different high schools ten miles apart and they're "different ages" (18 and 19?!?!). meanwhile they both were fully virtual and didn't physically attend either school. and went to the same mosque. Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (j+aD2) 269
Miracle Whip was less expensive than Mayonnaise was the hook, I think.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (PjW2B) 270
It's also. National Napping Day.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 08:36 AM (NpAcC) --- I'll be back in an hour or so. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (ESVrU) 271
No bias ? He blamed White supremacists for a Muslim attack... Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 08:55 AM (VE6XX) Forget it, they're rolling.......joints. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (Zz0t1) 272
The mine-laying mini subs referenced earlier can apparently just sit on the bottom for some period of time and are essentially undetectable.
Not true because active sonar Posted by: one hour sober ________ How does the active sonar differentiate between the mini sub and anything else just sitting on the seabed? Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 08:57 AM (XvL8K) 273
He would have just been Little Stevie without the "Wonder" or gimmick.... Dime a dozen
I mean, he’s also an amazing songwriter, but I guess the initial publicity would’ve had to be a lot different. Posted by: Ian S. at March 10, 2026 08:57 AM (QZThv) 274
If it’s anything other than Duke’s it’s not mayonnaise.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 08:57 AM (77rzZ) 275
255 The mine-laying mini subs referenced earlier can apparently just sit on the bottom for some period of time"
And after a few hours, they just sit on the bottom for all time. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:54 AM (XuXeR) Chynaise made mini subs prolly sit on the bottom alot. Ayatollah dance circle say what? Itty bitty mini sub in the gulf Itty bitty minisub in the gulf Itty bitty mini sub in the gulf Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 10, 2026 08:57 AM (i0Hi3) 276
Not true because active sonar"
Hush. Can't contradict the narrative. FWIW, the Nork "sub" these are allegedly based on can carry a load of... two. Whoa. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 08:57 AM (XuXeR) Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 08:57 AM (aTgV0) 278
also their new lawyer claims they "don't even know each other" because they "went" to different high schools ten miles apart and they're "different ages" (18 and 19?!?!). meanwhile they both were fully virtual and didn't physically attend either school. and went to the same mosque.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (j+aD2) --- If only there was some common denominator that connected them.../sarc Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 08:58 AM (ESVrU) 279
Stevie Wonder is blind, but not like Ángel Hernández blind.
Posted by: Oglebay at March 10, 2026 08:58 AM (GPa4z) 280
Victory in Iran is pretty easy to define: A government that does not sponsor terror, is not hostile to the US and that does not seek nuclear weapons.
This is an important difference from the Bush view. If in a year the leader of Iran is an authoritarian asshole...but not one causing trouble outside of Iran then yes, that's a win. Yes yes, the Iranian George Washington would be better but we shouldn't try to pay to find him with American blood. Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 08:58 AM (sKqQm) 281
>>>Seriously...there's mayonaisse. Who needed a replacement for mayonaisse?
Posted by: eleven >Soy boys. Never much cared for Miracle Whip. I'll take mustard, thank you very much. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 08:59 AM (M9gjJ) 282
Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh WTF?! CNN actually just covered the two Muslim bombers in NYC as “Two Pennsylvania teenagers crossed into New York City Saturday morning for what could’ve been a normal day enjoying the city during abnormally warm weather” You can’t hate these people ENOUGH. https://tinyurl.com/2dyf5mds Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 08:59 AM (NpAcC) 283
How does the active sonar differentiate between the mini sub and anything else just sitting on the seabed?"
It's a secret. (no, not really. It's used to paint a quite detailed picture of solid surfaces. You should see what current fishfinders can image) Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:00 AM (XuXeR) 284
The mine-laying mini subs referenced earlier can apparently just sit on the bottom for some period of time and are essentially undetectable. They've got a couple dozen. No idea how many we've already taken out.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 08:52 AM (XvL8K) Active sonar can detect anything, and it’s easy to forget that because they carry only limited supplies, 7 man subs are not capable of long deployments. Destroy the port facilities where they are based, you destroy them. Posted by: Tom Servo at March 10, 2026 09:00 AM (pait2) 285
The left has decided for a while that an appropriate response to speech they don't like is violence. So the dud bombers are just "punching NAZIs" right?
And note the left will continue with this argument until right leaning areas start allowing people to "punch commies" with no consequences Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 09:00 AM (sKqQm) 286
“Two Pennsylvania teenagers crossed into New York City Saturday morning for what could’ve been a normal day enjoying the city during abnormally warm weather”
sickening why did they have a storage unit full of explosives?!?! that's one hell of a PICNIC Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 09:00 AM (j+aD2) Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at March 10, 2026 09:00 AM (g8Ew8) 288
This is traditionally how you get warlords."
So what? As long as they stay in their lane, who cares? Impliment that. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:01 AM (XuXeR) 289
>Truth. It's been happening since WWII.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons ---- WW2 was the last time the US waged total war on an enemy IMO (tell me why I'm wrong!) Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 09:01 AM (ZxPkt) 290
Not true because active sonar Posted by: one hour sober At dusk, if you happen to begin in the room with him, it is fascinating to watch him echolocate, catch and consume flying insects in his vicinity. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 09:01 AM (xG4kz) 291
“Two Pennsylvania teenagers crossed into New York City Saturday morning for what could’ve been a normal day enjoying the city during abnormally warm weather”
So the FNM tells me it is normal for black teens to stab people and muslim teens to bomb people. But they are anti-racists or something. Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 09:01 AM (sKqQm) 292
enjoying the city during abnormally warm weather”
Weren't they just paying idiots to stand around pretending to shovel massive amounts of snow? Still pushing that global warming bullshit, I see....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 10, 2026 09:02 AM (Zz0t1) 293
He's not responsible for what they did, but what business did he have coming to NYC to organize a protest to stop public Muslim prayer in NYC?
BRB...going to upload a copy of "Letters From a Birmingham Jail" to these people. Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 09:02 AM (+4yJ5) 294
There is no number for the subs we have sitting in the Persiam Gulf . What you can't see will kill you.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 08:56 AM (+nEug) The Persian Gulf is shallow. The Strait of Hormuz is more shallow. There are probably not many US submarines hanging around. The Iranian submarines are much smaller than US submarines so they could be there but they wouldn't be as safe as they think they are. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:02 AM (ExV1e) 295
Side scan sonar used to be the cat's ass. Now it's multi-beam sonar
Posted by: one hour sober at March 10, 2026 09:03 AM (Y1sOo) 296
Active sonar can detect anything, and it’s easy to forget that because they carry only limited supplies, 7 man subs are not capable of long deployments."
This. A vessel that size with a half dozen or so occupants will run out of breathable air in a hurry. Basically one trip down and back up. They aren't "lurking" on the bottom for days on end. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:03 AM (XuXeR) 297
I gotta ask. Aren't Seals underwater EOD experts?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:03 AM (+nEug) 298
"At dusk, if you happen to begin in the room with him, it is fascinating to watch him echolocate, catch and consume flying insects in his vicinity.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot" Are you David Attenborough? Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 09:03 AM (aTgV0) 299
WW2 was the last time the US waged total war on an enemy
We got more liberal in our RoE oddly in Serbia - intentionally targeting non-military assets of the regime to force them to our terms. And...not surprisingly it worked. Trump's mostly copied this in Syria and now Iran. Posted by: 18-1 at March 10, 2026 09:03 AM (sKqQm) 300
264 “Architect” as a verb? Really??
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 09:03 AM (77rzZ) 301
22 Well the Marxists are also hoping to outlast Trump so there's that
Posted by: Skip at March 10, 2026 07:31 AM (m3W2a) They will. Question is, will we let them post-Trump? Posted by: Ordinary American at March 10, 2026 09:04 AM (fZiTB) 302
sickening
why did they have a storage unit full of explosives?!?! that's one hell of a PICNIC Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 10, 2026 09:00 AM (j+aD2) ******** Boys will be boys. ~ CNN Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 09:04 AM (NpAcC) Posted by: Gref at March 10, 2026 09:04 AM (5rh/l) 304
I will bet my life that the boomers running Rolling Stone will put these new terrorists on the cover to relive the Boston Marathon bomber controversy.
All they do is relive the past. Posted by: MJ at March 10, 2026 09:05 AM (XOmY9) 305
Righteous AI/MS rant re: music software
>>>Microsoft isn’t having a strong start to 2026. Windows 11 users are fiercely complaining about many aspects of the operating system: the need for a Microsoft account just to access your own computer; your desktop being treated as an advertising board; constant pressure to subscribe to premium services; updates leaving computers unbootable. And of course, there’s Copilot, a modern-day AI version of Clippy that, somehow, manages to be even more annoying than the original. https://tinyurl.com/2yxcw4jn Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 10, 2026 09:05 AM (dK+Kv) Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:05 AM (XuXeR) 307
Today is the forty-ninth anniversary of the discovery of rings around Uranus."
*insert Prep H joke here* Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR) 308
The very worst thing about Windows 11 that drove me to Linux was OneDrive.
Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 09:07 AM (aTgV0) 309
I gotta ask. Aren't Seals underwater EOD experts?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:03 AM (+nEug) They are trained to blow shit up underwater. I don't know if they're trained on disposing of underwater explosives. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:07 AM (ExV1e) 310
Today is the forty-ninth anniversary of the discovery of rings around Uranus."
*insert Prep H joke here* Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:06 AM (XuXeR) ---- Someday they will change the name of that planet to Urectum, just to get rid of those stupid jokes. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 09:08 AM (ESVrU) 311
Did we catch Jesse Jackson, Jr. blasting the three ex-Presidents for overstepping and ignoring the family's expressed wishes that the late Reverend's memorial service speechifying be about their late father and his own work? It was enlightening, though, to learn that J'Blowme appointed the first black to the U.S. Supreme Court. The More You Know... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 09:08 AM (xG4kz) 312
Today is the forty-ninth anniversary of the discovery of rings around Uranus.
March 10th, 1977. Posted by: Gref at March 10, 2026 09:04 AM (5rh/l) There are any number of witty, but childish, things that could be said about this... Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 10, 2026 09:10 AM (xT8gx) 313
Good morning!!
Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 09:10 AM (Suwql) 314
It's a secret.
(no, not really. It's used to paint a quite detailed picture of solid surfaces. You should see what current fishfinders can image) Posted by: man ___________ I assume that would be even more effective at shallower depths, but would it be possible to completely surveil the entire seabed at issue? Has to be over a thousand square miles. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 09:10 AM (XvL8K) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 09:10 AM (xG4kz) 316
It was enlightening, though, to learn that J'Blowme appointed the first black to the U.S. Supreme Court. The More You Know...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 09:08 AM (xG4kz) Hairy Blackman? I thought that was Nixon. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:11 AM (ExV1e) 317
There are any number of witty, but childish, things that could be said about this..."
And we're just stupid enough to do this! Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:11 AM (XuXeR) 318
PS, Stevie Wonder's real blindness has nothing to do with his optic nerve.
- Such a shame. He's a great musician but a lousy human being. Remember when he did Love's In Need of Love Today? Now he's all Hate's In Need of Hate Today. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 10, 2026 09:11 AM (ndZc7) 319
>>>Still pushing that global warming bullshit, I see.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer >Maybe we should have Tucker look into the contrails weather control conspiracy. Induced global warming. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 09:11 AM (M9gjJ) Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 09:12 AM (aTgV0) 321
I assume that would be even more effective at shallower depths, but would it be possible to completely surveil the entire seabed at issue? Has to be over a thousand square miles.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 09:10 AM (XvL8K) You don't need to clear the whole thing, just the lanes that ships use. That's a much smaller task. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:12 AM (ExV1e) 322
The double standards are awesome. The pretending is even awesomer.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 10, 2026 09:12 AM (cS1cw) 323
Today is the forty-ninth anniversary of the discovery of rings around Uranus. And that itself trailed the discovery of the crisis of ring around the collar by how many years? Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 10, 2026 09:12 AM (xG4kz) Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 09:12 AM (GOmDb) 325
Greek tanker ran the Strait of Hormuz yesterday. It didn't draw attention because it turned off its transponder. Sounds like a plan
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 09:13 AM (qBBPl) 326
There's a lot we don't know about Uranus.
Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 09:13 AM (ZxPkt) 327
I note that none of the people pissing their pants over Iranian drones, and before that Ukraine drones, and how "we have no way to stop them!!" have said anything about our drone killer missile.
Odd. But, we have a reusable drone swarm killer. Flies right in the middle, fries them with a microwave burst, flies back to base to be recharged. But, same story as those pissing their pants over sea mines. As if we have no counter? Just because you're too stupid to think of how to counter, doesn't mean the Navy doesn't have 10+ ways to find and kill mines. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 09:13 AM (HXT0k) 328
The two nitwit moosedick moron "bombers" demonstrate their intellectual incompetence by running up in a crowd and throwing non functional bombs and then running off like they stand a chance of getting away. Typical.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 10, 2026 09:13 AM (pohLc) 329
You don't need to clear the whole thing, just the lanes that ships use."
This. The area is very, very well defined. And pretty certain at this point nothing is getting thru w/o being spotted and tracked. Yeah, we're good. Far, far better than what the media would have us believe. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:13 AM (XuXeR) 330
Three fucking hours? You're out of control TJM!
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:14 AM (ExV1e) 331
Is Uranus a Gas Giant?
Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 10, 2026 09:14 AM (DgMqy) 332
You don't need to clear the whole thing, just the lanes that ships use. That's a much smaller task.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic _________ I gotta think that's still at least a thousand square miles. Maybe more. A five mile channel by 200 in length would alone be 1000. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 09:14 AM (XvL8K) 333
Saw Rings Around Uranus open for Frankie goes to Hollywood at the .... no, no I didn't
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 10, 2026 09:15 AM (qBBPl) 334
Yeah, we're good. Far, far better than what the media would have us believe.
Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:13 AM (XuXeR) ---- Considering what commercial-grade detectors can find, the classified military-grade stuff is probably an order of magnitude better. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 09:15 AM (ESVrU) Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 09:15 AM (aTgV0) 336
ice giant
Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 09:16 AM (ZxPkt) 337
There's a whole lot we don't know about Uranus.
Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 09:13 AM (ZxPkt) - Enhanced it for you. Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 09:16 AM (hY+PL) 338
You don't need to clear the whole thing, just the lanes that ships use. That's a much smaller task.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic _________ I gotta think that's still at least a thousand square miles. Maybe more. A five mile channel by 200 in length would alone be 1000. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 09:14 AM (XvL8K) Run a convoy. Couple destroyers, or frigates, in the lead looking for stuff. Big boys following behind. Easy peasy. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:16 AM (ExV1e) 339
331 Only if I have too much Taco Bell.
Posted by: Bulg at March 10, 2026 09:16 AM (77rzZ) 340
Paul A. Szypula 🇺🇸 @Bubblebathgirl Sen. Chris Murphy (D-CT) keeps lying and saying President Trump declared an illegal war against Iran. Murphy says he’ll force a daily Senate debate on US strikes in Iran. Great! He can explain why he thinks it’s okay Iran attacked the US for 47 years. https://tinyurl.com/2sunuzkc Posted by: redridinghood at March 10, 2026 09:17 AM (NpAcC) 341
Uranus experiences some of the highest winds in the solar system.
Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt) 342
JustTheNews:
"Represented by former Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli, Jim Clyburn (D-SC), Rick Crawford (R-AR), Steny Hoyer (D-MD), former Reps. Rodney Davis (R-IL), Tom Davis (R-VA), Ed Perlmutter (D-CO), and former Sen. Mark Kirk (R-IL) are suing taxpayers for retroactive pay hikes that could add tens of millions—and potentially far more—to federal liabilities," according to the organization. Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2026 09:17 AM (RHGPo) 343
>>The two nitwit moosedick moron "bombers" demonstrate their intellectual incompetence by running up in a crowd and throwing non functional bombs and then running off like they stand a chance of getting away. Typical.
Suicide bombers are not selected for their intellect; they are chosen for their commitment to the cause. Just saw on CBS that they are depicting him as a confused teen. No. A confused teen does not train w/ISIS and dabble in mass murder. Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 09:17 AM (Suwql) 344
A five mile channel by 200 in length would alone be 1000"
It's quite a bit smaller. IIRC, the chokepoint is about 4 miles (total) in width... The entire Strait is only about 100 miles long.. Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:18 AM (XuXeR) 345
Funny that it is not being mentioned that all that Venezuelan oil is being refined in the USA now.
-- Yeah, one of the "Iran is winning" "Trump is losing" in my hate feed had someone going on a whole rant where the thesis was based upon Venezuelan oil is no longer in the market. LOL, tard. PS: These retards also probably think our Secretary of Interior--the highest ranking US official in decades to visit--was just there to sign a mining agreement. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 09:18 AM (HXT0k) 346
I gotta think that's still at least a thousand square miles. Maybe more. A five mile channel by 200 in length would alone be 1000.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 09:14 AM (XvL8K) ---- One of my current projects is working on courses related to geospatial engineering. I'm learning a lot about the absolutely INSANE amount of information we get through numerous layers of detection technology. You want to know every tree, shrub, and microbe in a thousand square miles? Chances are there's a map of that somewhere. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 09:18 AM (ESVrU) Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 10, 2026 09:18 AM (hY+PL) 348
341 Uranus experiences some of the highest winds in the solar system.
Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 09:17 AM (ZxPkt) So it's not just a clever name ...... Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 09:18 AM (GOmDb) 349
338 You don't need to clear the whole thing, just the lanes that ships use. That's a much smaller task.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic _________ I gotta think that's still at least a thousand square miles. Maybe more. A five mile channel by 200 in length would alone be 1000. Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 10, 2026 09:14 AM (XvL8K) Run a convoy. Couple destroyers, or frigates, in the lead looking for stuff. Big boys following behind. Easy peasy. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:16 AM (ExV1e) Supplemented by air assets with MAD. Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 09:18 AM (UYhQc) 350
"Uranus experiences some of the highest winds in the solar system.
Posted by: Don Black" I mean...I don't like to brag... Posted by: eleven at March 10, 2026 09:18 AM (aTgV0) 351
>>>There's a lot we don't know about Uranus.
Posted by: Don Black >Isn't this why we fund, research and construct probes to explore the boundaries of the nether reaches? Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 09:18 AM (M9gjJ) 352
Murphy says he’ll force a daily Senate debate on US strikes in Iran.
Whoopty - freaking - doo. A daily Senate debate. Short of an alien stubbing their toe on the other side of the universe, I can't think of anything which would affect my life less. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:19 AM (ExV1e) Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 09:20 AM (Suwql) 354
Whoopty - freaking - doo. A daily Senate debate. Short of an alien stubbing their toe on the other side of the universe, I can't think of anything which would affect my life less.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:19 AM (ExV1e) --- Chaos theory predicts that an alien stubbing its toe on the other side of the universe will cause our Sun to go nova...in about 5 billion years or so. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 09:20 AM (ESVrU) 355
Btw, the actual source of the quote is this: “You will hear of wars and rumors of wars, but see to it that you are not alarmed. Such things must happen, but the end is still to come.”
-- I like the part of that, the promise that, through Christ, you will have peace in your life personally. No matter what is going on in the world. Everyone always focuses on the "there's always going to be wars" part. Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 09:21 AM (HXT0k) 356
Short of an alien stubbing their toe on the other side of the universe, I can't think of anything which would affect my life less."
"ow" - Assiti aliens Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:21 AM (XuXeR) 357
Chaos theory predicts that an alien stubbing its toe on the other side of the universe will cause our Sun to go nova...in about 5 billion years or so.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 09:20 AM (ESVrU) It's been a while since I studied cosmology but I was under the impression that the Sun was to small to go nova. Red giant and then fade away. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 10, 2026 09:22 AM (ExV1e) 358
The most dangerous person to a Muslim is another Muslim of a different sect, just as the most likely person to murder a black is, by far, another black.
Your typical communist-indoctrinated idiot will ignore these facts (or just be ignorANT of them) and go off about "racism", "colonialism", yadda-yadda-yadda. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2026 09:24 AM (IG3/x) 359
327 I note that none of the people pissing their pants over Iranian drones, and before that Ukraine drones, and how "we have no way to stop them!!" have said anything about our drone killer missile.
Odd. But, we have a reusable drone swarm killer. LIBs already preparing their America250 festival-alternative-Halftime show, with assets to seize and people to burn, to think, they've waited this long! Too long they have stayed their hand, no more. https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsHalftimeAmerica250 Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 10, 2026 09:24 AM (rvNqY) 360
>> “Two Pennsylvania teenagers crossed into New York City Saturday morning for what could’ve been a normal day enjoying the city during abnormally warm weather”
Like, they were just out for a stroll in NYC??? They took the time to learn how to create lethal IEDs, they built them, they - get this! - crossed state lines* on not just any day, but the day of an anti-Islam protest, and then detonated the IEDs in a crowd. They wanted warm weather by creating a little Hell on earth. *Rittenhouse was always criticized for crossing state lines, heh Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 09:25 AM (Suwql) 361
And Republicans just lost their House majority of 218...it is now 217-214 with 3 vacancies...yes, Trump must have known this was coming, and nothing else gets passed this year...
https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/ california-rep-leaves-gop-become-183530040.html "Rep. Kevin Kiley of California said Monday he was immediately leaving the Republican Party to become an independent. "I'm also today asking the clerk of the U.S. House of Representatives to have that reflected in the official roster," Kiley said in a call with reporters." Posted by: Nova Local at March 10, 2026 09:25 AM (tOcjL) 362
Chaos theory predicts that an alien stubbing its toe on the other side of the universe will cause our Sun to go nova...in about 5 billion years or so.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel So a fairy flapping his wings on the other end of the universe will cause our sun to go nova? What happens on the other end of the universe when I pull my finger? Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 09:25 AM (Z7Mnq) 363
>>Isn't this why we fund, research and construct probes to explore the boundaries of the nether reaches?
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone ---- I don't think we've ever sent a mission specifically to probe Uranus Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 09:26 AM (ZxPkt) 364
So a fairy flapping his wings on the other end of the universe will cause our sun to go nova?
What happens on the other end of the universe when I pull my finger? Posted by: rickb223 at March 10, 2026 09:25 AM (Z7Mnq) --- Congratulations! You just wiped out a civilization that was going to offer us immortality! Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 10, 2026 09:26 AM (ESVrU) 365
What happens on the other end of the universe when I pull my finger?"
"oh no, not that a**hole again" - Alien on other end of the Universe Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:26 AM (XuXeR) 366
"Rep. Kevin Kiley of California said Monday he was immediately leaving the Republican Party to become an independent. "I'm also today asking the clerk of the U.S. House of Representatives to have that reflected in the official roster," Kiley said in a call with reporters." Posted by: Nova Local at March 10, 2026 09:25 AM (tOcjL) He's in CA in a gerrymandered district.. He said he was still gonna caucus with the Republicans... Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 09:27 AM (GOmDb) 367
Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 50 sunny degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor, with a high of 70 predicted. Yay!
Got a lot of writing to do today, so only popping in to say hello and wish you all a lovely day. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 10, 2026 09:27 AM (ufSfZ) 368
>>>Short of an alien stubbing their toe on the other side of the universe, I can't think of anything which would affect my life less."
"ow" - Assiti aliens Posted by: man >What about a butterfly in Brazil? Or are they only good for tornadoes in Texas? Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 09:27 AM (M9gjJ) 369
Here's a thought I had:
If Barak Obama is so popular--and was the dream President of all blacks--how come there are no teenagers named Barak or Obama? LOL Their mamas would've been getting knocked up by whatever babydaddy was basting them at the time he was first "elected." What gives? Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 10, 2026 09:28 AM (HXT0k) 370
After 144 Years In New Jersey, Exxon Asks Shareholders To Back Texas Move To Cut Litigation Risks
"The Texas Redomiciliation may reduce the risk of future frivolous litigation against the Texas Corporation and its directors and officers." Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2026 09:28 AM (RHGPo) 371
it's me donna, that saved a lot of hair on fire.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:29 AM (+nEug) 372
Morning, 'rons and 'ronettes. 50 sunny degrees here at Stately Poppins Manor, with a high of 70 predicted. Yay!
Got a lot of writing to do today, so only popping in to say hello and wish you all a lovely day. Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at March 10, 2026 09:27 AM (ufSfZ) Good morning! Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 09:29 AM (UYhQc) 373
ADP Signals Best Job Gains In Almost 4 Months, As BLS Payrolls Plunged
...according to ADP, private employers added the most jobs last week since Thanksgiving. Posted by: SMOD at March 10, 2026 09:29 AM (RHGPo) 374
371 it's me donna, that saved a lot of hair on fire.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:29 AM (+nEug) LOL Posted by: It's me donna at March 10, 2026 09:29 AM (GOmDb) 375
>>Got a lot of writing to do today, so only popping in to say hello and wish you all a lovely day.
Back 'atcha, MPPPP! Posted by: Lizzy at March 10, 2026 09:30 AM (Suwql) 376
Write On!
Posted by: man at March 10, 2026 09:31 AM (XuXeR) 377
The exodus continues:
@californiapost · 10h Yamaha pulling out of California after half a century: HQ headed to Georgia https://trib.al/D0SNciA Posted by: Don Black at March 10, 2026 09:31 AM (ZxPkt) 378
> just as the most likely person to murder a black is, by far, another black.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2026 09:24 AM (IG3/x) Whatever other type of race-grifter he was, the recently-deceased Jesse Jackson didn't sugar-coat this. I recall him telling a story about walking down the street in Chicago late at night, noticing a group of "youths" nearby, and being relieved when he realized they were white. Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 10, 2026 09:32 AM (IG3/x) 379
Gas price is at an all time high! We’re heading into a global depression because of it.
Oh no wait a second. It’s at the same level of August 2024. Lol It’s hilarious to see the msm shriek about gas prices not realizing we’re just back to the price just prior to Trump taking over. A time when I was told we had the best economy ever. Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 09:32 AM (HF36u) 380
362 Chaos theory predicts that an alien stubbing its toe on the other side of the universe will cause our Sun to go nova...in about 5 billion years or so.
... So a fairy flapping his wings on the other end of the universe will cause our sun to go nova? ... What happens on the other end of the universe when I pull my finger? A: Gavin&psychoDancin' AOC running the country and the WORLD! IceKingJOE Style.... Implementing Susan Rice's policies of universal retribution -- to pit Man against other men until we exist NO MORE. Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 10, 2026 09:34 AM (dsmEP) 381
It’s hilarious to see the msm shriek about gas prices not realizing we’re just back to the price just prior to Trump taking over. A time when I was told we had the best economy ever.
Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 09:32 AM (HF36u) I would think the left would be very happy about high gas prices. Helps their EV push. Kind of like how I thought they'd be happy about erasing an anti-woman regime. Posted by: Taylor at March 10, 2026 09:34 AM (UYhQc) 382
309 I gotta ask. Aren't Seals underwater EOD experts?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:03 AM (+nEug) They are trained to blow shit up underwater. I don't know if they're trained on disposing of underwater explosives. --------------------- Airborne or USVs Mine Countermeasures can do this. A lurking mini sub can be erased very easily by today's mine seekers. The can all be done remotely, too. Pretty sure the fleet deployed have them on hand. (Hint - I worked for Airborne Mine Countermeasures at one time.) It takes a Marine to make sailors work. Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 09:38 AM (pZ64F) 383
would think the left would be very happy about high gas prices. Helps their EV push.
—- Left: oil is evil. Nobody should use it. Also left: oh my god Trump made oil expensive which means less oil will be used. He’s worse than Hitler. Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 09:38 AM (HF36u) 384
381 It’s hilarious to see the msm shriek about gas prices not realizing we’re just back to the price just prior to Trump taking over. A time when I was told we had the best economy ever.
Posted by: Heroq at March 10, 2026 09:32 AM (HF36u) I would think the left would be very happy about high gas prices. Helps their EV push. The LIBs ceaseless quest for the unearned remains forever ceaseless because the Value Illicitly obtained retains no value. That life has value, Meaning and PURPOSE and the continuity of their being foiled by people who refuse to do more than Absolutely Nothing in the face of an Evil which has no Justification, nor does it seek any is why they carp the loudest -- not just for your cheesecake, but more... LIBs plead for a Morality which holds COMPROMISE as its standard of Value, making it possible to judge Virtue on the basis of the number of Values which one is willing to Betray -- a pagent of the depraved! https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-HereComeTheDRUMS https://tinyurl.com/forWARd-LIBsHalftimeAmerica250 So much better than the absurdity of a good episode of Doctor Who, only now it’s real; this is insane, monstrous, and also grimly fascinating. MORE !!! Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 10, 2026 09:42 AM (zjUGX) 385
>>>Someday they will change the name of that planet to Urectum, just to get rid of those stupid jokes.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel >A new moon, the largest in the belt, has been christened The Dingleberry. It's orbit is perpetual. Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 10, 2026 09:43 AM (M9gjJ) 386
Art is up.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 10, 2026 09:46 AM (+4yJ5) 387
pudinhead, thank you
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:52 AM (+nEug) 388
387 pudinhead, thank you
Posted by: Ben Had at March 10, 2026 09:52 AM (+nEug) ------------ You're welcome. Posted by: pudinhead at March 10, 2026 09:54 AM (pZ64F) 389
386 Art is up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDdp_N_lcR8 So is the the Idiocracy's Kamala-lookalike star/Rita Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at March 10, 2026 09:55 AM (I8265) 390
Good morning, all, and thank you, J.J.
As of early 2024, an estimated 49.2 million people in the United States identify as Black or African American, representing approximately 14-15% of the total U.S. population. This includes those identifying as Black alone or in combination with other races, marking a significant increase from 36.2 million in 2000. Population Growth: the Black population has grown by 33% since 2000. Demographic Breakdown: In 2024, roughly 39.9 million people identified as non-Hispanic Black alone, while others identified as Black in combination with another race or as Black Hispanic. Age: The Black population is younger on average than the total U.S. population, with a median age of 32.6 years compared to 38.2 years nationwide. The number of foreign-born Black people in the U.S. has roughly doubled since 2000. The U.S. Black population's growth has been driven by increased immigration from Africa and the Caribbean, a rise in interracial marriage, higher fertility rates, and more people identifying as multiracial. Texas, Florida, and Georgia experienced the largest numeric increases between 2010 and 2024. Utah, Arizona, Continued - Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 10:00 AM (NFX2v) 391
Minnesota, and Nevada saw the fastest growth in their Black populations between 2010 and 2024.
(^Refs. include Pew, U.S. Census + 6 others) While overall immigration trends show growth, particularly from Latin America, Asia, and Africa, the white non-Hispanic population as a whole has declined, with immigrants of color driving most of the recent foreign-born growth. (National Equity Atlas + 1 other) -- Nothing stays the same - which is generally a good thing - but this kind of data seems to support the seemingly bottomless confidence of O, Harris, Omar, Mamdani, and others of their ilk, though not a one are the brightest bulbs in the strand. 🔥 Australia grants asylum to 5 Iranian soccer players after Trump pressure. The female players had been criticized by hard-liners back home after they stood silently while the Iranian national anthem played during an Asian Cup match. (WaPo) 👍 Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 10, 2026 10:00 AM (NFX2v) 392
What's all this I hear about mimes in the Strait of Hormuz?
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer Top Top Tens
Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) News/Chat
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