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Saturday Night Club ONT - March 14, 2026 [2 Ds]

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Welcome to Club ONT - a collaboration of The Disco and The Dino. St. Patty's Day will be observed in the Club tonight! All ye hooligans be on yer best behavior!

[Top photo: McGonagle's Pub, Boston]
How the Boston Pub That Sells the Most Guinness in Massachusetts Prepares for St. Patrick's Day

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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

After closing time at the bar, a drunk was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends.

He led the way to his bedroom where there was a large brass gong and a mallet.

"What's up with the big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend.

"Yup," replied the drunk.

"How's it work?" The friend asked, squinting at it.

"Watch," the drunk replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a minute...

Suddenly someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You asshole! It's three-fifteen in the morning!"

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Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien addressed it saying, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The younger alien became angry at the lack of response and the older alien said, "I'd calm down if I were you."

The younger alien ignored the warning and repeated his greeting. Again, there was no response. Annoyed by what he perceived to be the pump's haughty attitude, he drew his ray gun and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Do not ignore us! Take us to your leader, or I will fire!"

The older alien warned his comrade saying, "You don't want to do that! I don't think you should make him mad."

"Rubbish," replied the cocky, young alien. He aimed his weapon at the pump and opened fire. There was a huge explosion. A massive fireball roared towards them and blew the younger alien off his feet and deposited him in a burnt, crumpling mess about 200 yards away in a cactus patch.

About a half hour passed.

When he finally regained consciousness, he refocused his three eyes and straightened his bent antenna and looked dazedly at the older, wiser alien who was standing over him shaking his big, green head.

"What a ferocious creature!" exclaimed the young, fried alien. "He damn near killed me! How did you know he was so dangerous?"

The older alien leaned over, placed a friendly feeler on his crispy friend and replied, "If there’s one thing I've learned during my intergalactic travels, you don't want to mess with a guy who can wrap his penis around himself twice and then stick it in his ear!"


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Drink of the Night

Irish Flag shot

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Ingredients
1/3 Green Creme de Menthe
1/3 Baileys Irish Cream
1/3 Grand Marnier

Instructions
Pour a shot glass 1/3 full with Green Creme de Menthe.
Pouring very slowly over the back of a spoon, add a layer of Baileys Irish Cream.
Again pouring very slowly over the back of a spoon, add a layer of Grand Marnier.


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Club ONT Department of Pi

Today is March 14th. 3/14. Pi day.

The "no math on the blog" rule is suspended tonight - in honor of Pi Day!

What is Pi?


Arrrrrrrrr!

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Pie choices for Pi day. Which 3 are you?

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[Disco says KAH and Dino says BCL]


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Club ONT Animal Desk

The answer to your problems may not be a taxidermy stripper squirrel, but isn't it worth checking? Only $575!

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The only thing better would be a purple pimp hat!

If that doesn't work for you, how about a taxidermy beer drinking possum? Only $675!

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Disclosure: These pieces from Black Moth in Tulsa, Oklahoma are shown for entertainment and educational purposes only. Club ONT does not officially endorse any taxidermy service provider, stripping venue or brand of beer. Sponsorship opportunities, however, are available. Operators are standing by.

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Always beware of the flying squirrel...


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The Club ONT Jukebox

Haling from The Emerald Isle!


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The last item includes a set-up from Legally Sufficient, so credit is shared.

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In memory of Tommy DeCarlo and Brad Delp, Club ONT is brought to you tonight by Boston:

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Contrary to the rumors, Marco Rubio has not been asked to operate Club ONT. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: Open Blogger at 10:00 PM




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1 Everything happens at once but the perception of time fools us into thinking otherwise.

Posted by: mindful webworker - found a bottle at March 14, 2026 10:00 PM (O84gh)

2 Good evening morons and Слава Двоим!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 10:01 PM (RIvkX)

3 Podium

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2026 10:01 PM (Ia/+0)

4 I'm coming. I'll be there as soon as I get here.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 10:01 PM (9Bsty)

5 Ingredients
1/3 Green Creme de Menthe
1/3 Baileys Irish Cream
1/3 Grand Marnier
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I don't think so.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)

6 Pi(e) Day: A, B, K.

Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 10:02 PM (VHUov)

7 PSA:

Trump invites other countries that use the Hormuz Strait to come and help protect it.

“Hopefully China, France, Japan, South Korea, the UK, and others, that are affected by this artificial constraint, will send Ships to the area so that the Hormuz Strait will no longer be a threat by a Nation that has been totally decapitated.”

https://tinyurl.com/598v8swt

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 10:02 PM (9Bsty)

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proof of first

Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2026 10:03 PM (ZxPkt)

9 Nice "Shipping Up To Boston"

But THIS is my favorite version:
https://ziply.pk/IUgJkz

Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 10:03 PM (RGxCT)

10 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2026 10:04 PM (cYBz/)

11 I'll take a berry pie every time but pray there are no canned fillings used. Those fake goopy fillings are awful.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 10:04 PM (RIvkX)

12 Thanks for a rousing and energetic Saturday Night Club ONT, Disco and Dino!

Erin go braugh!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 14, 2026 10:04 PM (vrNzf)

13 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

ONT comes a LOT earlier in the Pacific Time Zone 😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 14, 2026 10:05 PM (S7WXb)

14 for pies, I am B D and M

Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2026 10:05 PM (ZxPkt)

15 Ingredients
1/3 Green Creme de Menthe
1/3 Baileys Irish Cream
1/3 Grand Marnier


Mint, dairy, and citrus?

Is this is way to force you to vomit, to make space for more drinkin'?

Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 10:06 PM (VHUov)

16 Key Lime please.

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 14, 2026 10:06 PM (zZu0s)

17 All ye hooligans be on yer best behavior!
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I feel like I've stumbled into the Twilight Zone of ONTs...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 14, 2026 10:06 PM (ESVrU)

18 for pies, I am B D and M
Posted by: Don Black


No "S" ?

Posted by: mikeski doesn't judge at March 14, 2026 10:06 PM (VHUov)

19 Mint, dairy, and citrus?

Is this is way to force you to vomit, to make space for more drinkin'?
Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 10:06 PM (VHUov)

It probably wouldn't curdle the Baileys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 14, 2026 10:07 PM (zZu0s)

20 The Irish Flag shot doesn't sound too good, but after the third or fourth you probably don't care.

I used to be a fan of the Irish Car Bomb. It was the only beer drink I could chug.

Posted by: PabloD at March 14, 2026 10:07 PM (+HNa2)

21 Contrary to the rumors, Marco Rubio has not been asked to operate Club ONT yet
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Friendly amendment.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 10:07 PM (RIvkX)

22 C(cherry), H(key lime), N(strawberry).

Posted by: Jimmy Buffet at March 14, 2026 10:08 PM (Q+gd/)

23 The Dutch apple and Blackberry are also acceptable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 14, 2026 10:08 PM (zZu0s)

24 In memory of Tommy DeCarlo and Brad Delp, Club ONT is brought to you tonight by Boston:

*fistbump*

Posted by: Amanda at March 14, 2026 10:08 PM (Wnv9h)

25 /off sock

Posted by: davidt at March 14, 2026 10:08 PM (Q+gd/)

26 Mom's favorite holiday, always wore a clover pin and a pin of her favorite Irishman.

https://tinyurl.com/427uf4tf

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 10:08 PM (9Bsty)

27 There is no shoo-fly, Grape or Sugar Cream Pie in the pie selections.

Monumental oversights.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2026 10:09 PM (cYBz/)

28 Top O' the evenin' to ya Double Ds🍺☘!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 14, 2026 10:09 PM (TMBM7)

29 Pick 3 pies:
Blueberry
Blueberry
And Blueberry.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2026 10:09 PM (2WIwB)

30 ONT comes a LOT earlier in the Pacific Time Zone 😂😂😂
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 14, 2026 10:05 PM (S7WXb)
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So does the Pixy thread.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 10:09 PM (RIvkX)

31 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 14, 2026 10:09 PM (ntk8v)

32 Pie: A, D, I

On this most impressive military blog, I have a question, because I refuted (and ticked off) the woman who rakes on another blog. She has "sources" or reads crap somewhere and said the fueling plane had been shot down. That Cent Com is lying about what happened. She claims missile.

While I guess it could have happened vs the mid air mistake (and my God comfort the six families and may their souls RIP)...she said it's a lie. So I ticked her off as I have not seen this anywhere else and I don't like people's conspiracies. She's opposed to bombing Iran, by the way. We will all soon die of the lack of fuel. She probably hopes for terror cells.

She honestly may be mental and thinks she sits in with the President and Sec of War at this point, so it is probably not worth me commenting. I have twice when she's off the rails.

Thanks for the ONT and may the wind remain at your back.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 10:09 PM (WONhk)

33 When it comes to pie selection, the correct answer is and always shall be "T"...as in "Turtle Cheesecake."

That is all.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 14, 2026 10:09 PM (ESVrU)

34 Sorry I'm late, I was trying to get the dog hair out of the upholstery of the Sopwith Camel.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 14, 2026 10:09 PM (2mkc5)

35 Nice "Shipping Up To Boston"

But THIS is my favorite version:
https://ziply.pk/IUgJkz
Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 10:03 PM


Those young ladies rock.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 14, 2026 10:11 PM (Wnv9h)

36 The only Dropkick Murphys song I've heard that I liked is the one about Christmas, but it's not the season for that.

https://bit.ly/pogo-fri-13
https://bit.ly/3tyDiqg

The fact that Pi is infinite yet an integral part of what we think of as reality reveals that this is all a simulation, by God. Same goes for the Golden ratio.

I wouldn't Fibonacci to you about such a thing.

Posted by: mindful webworker - time is a spiral at March 14, 2026 10:11 PM (O84gh)

37 My entry for Pi Day - complete with arecipe for Buttermilk Pie:

https://tinyurl.com/KochsTourPiDay

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 14, 2026 10:11 PM (S7WXb)

38 Erin go braugh!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 14, 2026 10:04 PM (vrNzf)

I'd actually like to se Erin go braughless.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 14, 2026 10:11 PM (1Ff7Z)

39 Apple and cherry

Fell right asleep for a hour then woke up

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2026 10:11 PM (Ia/+0)

40 Cheesecake is not pie.

Or I would have chosen it as one of my selections. Probably replacing blackberry.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 14, 2026 10:11 PM (zZu0s)

41 Marie Callender makes a dang good pie.

Posted by: davidt at March 14, 2026 10:12 PM (Q+gd/)

42 That was quite a takedown. I reckon the French guy had a headache and maybe some tingling down his arms after that.

Also, cherry, key lime and peach. I like fruit pies.

Posted by: huerfano at March 14, 2026 10:12 PM (98kQX)

43 B D L

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 14, 2026 10:12 PM (uklvW)

44 I did my taxes today

My greatest annoyance? Not a single Somali I'm supporting so much as said thank you.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2026 10:12 PM (sKqQm)

45 Into The Mystic - I read an article somewhere once, the tune supposedly has a soothing effect on people, so much so that they mentioned anecdote where some Doctors doing tricky surgeries on brains and things like that use it as background in the OR to calm their nerves. Hm.

It’s fun to play, capo on 3, it’s all in the strum, naturally.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 14, 2026 10:12 PM (XuiFR)

46 Sorry I'm late, I was trying to get the dog hair out of the upholstery of the Sopwith Camel.
Posted by: tankdemon


You don't get that done right, you're gonna be in the doghouse.

Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)

47 Blueberry
Lemon meringue
Dutch apple

Posted by: Pug Mahon, at March 14, 2026 10:12 PM (Ar/17)

48 Cookie Puss > Marie Callender's pie.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2026 10:13 PM (sKqQm)

49 BCG. Any others are unpatriotic!

Nice ONT, D's!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 14, 2026 10:13 PM (7D3Aa)

50 Marie Callender makes a dang good pie.
Posted by: davidt at March 14, 2026 10:12 PM (Q+gd/)

I prefer Edwards. Their Key Lime left in freezer is great.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 14, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)

51 Watched Gosford Park for this evenings movie, it’s a perfect film. It’s the film Rian Johnson aspired to make in Knives Out but missed by a wide mark.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2026 10:13 PM (XV/Pl)

52 2 Sorry, I don’t remember that one.

Posted by: Bulg at March 14, 2026 10:13 PM (77rzZ)

53 How many digits do you really need in Pi? Fifteen?
How long will it be before Musk screws that up?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 10:13 PM (9Bsty)

54 The pies? All of them, except coconut cream. That one is a hard "No!"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2026 10:13 PM (8zz6B)

55 Me for pi day: A, F, I....YUM!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 14, 2026 10:14 PM (TMBM7)

56 I'll take a berry pie every time but pray there are no canned fillings used. Those fake goopy fillings are awful.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


It's cherry. You'll eat or wear it, as my dad said.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2026 10:14 PM (diia5)

57 I've been to Boston a few times.

Not impressed.

It doesn't stink like NYC. Its safer then Philly or Baltimore.

But it is the most pretentious, hypocritical, and egotistical hive of villainy I've ever seen.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2026 10:14 PM (sKqQm)

58 The guy who did the video on how Archimedes solved pi is a bit light in the digits, IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 14, 2026 10:14 PM (Riz8t)

59 Shoulda bought a pie when I was at the store earlier today. Now I'm hungry for dessert.

Posted by: PabloD at March 14, 2026 10:14 PM (+HNa2)

60 November 1979, Capitol Center, Landover, MD.

My first concert.

Boston.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2026 10:14 PM (jtM2q)

61 Cheesecake is not pie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


It has a crust, and a filling, and it's usually round.

Cheesecake is pie.

Boston Cream Pie is cake.

Posted by: mikeski looks for his dueling saber at March 14, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)

62 I think I've listened to the Pogues "Fairy tale of New York" about six times tonight but now I've moved on to Thin Lizzy and Van Morrison. And pie.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 14, 2026 10:15 PM (aeyG4)

63 Today is March 14th. 3/14. Pi day.

No, it isn't actually. Today is Sorta Kinda Pi Day.
First, 3/14 is NOT an approximation of Pi, it is about 0.214. And the Europeans, who use a dot for their numeric dates don't write it "3.14" because that would be dumb. They would write it "14.3."

The 22d of July is the proper Pi Day. The date is properly written (in American notation) 22/7. And 22/7 is 3.1428, which is pretty dang close to an approximation of Pi (which has as it's first 5 decimal places [and the ones digit] 3.14159).

Do not let lazy date people fool you, Horde!
(Also, why would you have this day so close to St Patrick's? Spread it out a little to make sure you have more reasons to celebrate.)

Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 10:15 PM (RGxCT)

64 Pizza Pie.

Posted by: davidt at March 14, 2026 10:16 PM (Q+gd/)

65 There is like a hour long video on Boston how it started as a one man band who made the first album of all tracks and instruments but when it came time to actually perform at a venue they had to fill it with other players

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2026 10:16 PM (Ia/+0)

66 There is no shoo-fly, Grape or Sugar Cream Pie in the pie selections.

Monumental oversights.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2026 10:09 PM (cYBz/)

Nor is there hot mincemeat pie with hard sauce. A tragic omission.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2026 10:16 PM (8zz6B)

67 Good cheesecake is also as dense as plutonium.

These loose pies are for kids.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 14, 2026 10:16 PM (zZu0s)

68 Boston Cream Pie is cake.
Posted by: mikeski looks for his dueling saber


It's not cream either.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2026 10:16 PM (diia5)

69 Cheesecake is not pie.

Or I would have chosen it as one of my selections. Probably replacing blackberry.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 14, 2026 10:11 PM (zZu0s)
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On the contrary. It just depends on how it's prepared. By definition, a pie can contain custard, which is basically cheesecake filling.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 14, 2026 10:16 PM (ESVrU)

70 the fueling plane had been shot down.

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Looks more like a collision.

https://is.gd/swA4Sg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 14, 2026 10:16 PM (ndZc7)

71 Cherry, apple and banana cream.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:16 PM (oob1u)

72 It's cherry. You'll eat or wear it, as my dad said.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2026 10:14 PM (diia5)
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Oh, don't worry I'll eat it.

But I will bitch about it later in my journal.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX)

73 She honestly may be mental and thinks she sits in with the President and Sec of War at this point, so it is probably not worth me commenting. I have twice when she's off the rails.

Thanks for the ONT and may the wind remain at your back.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 10:09 PM (WONhk)

More likely, she's hoping for sex with the Sec of War.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 14, 2026 10:17 PM (S/Y4j)

74 Pies? A- French Silk, C - Cherry, I - Lemon Meringue

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 14, 2026 10:17 PM (IQ6Gq)

75 On the contrary. It just depends on how it's prepared. By definition, a pie can contain custard, which is basically cheesecake filling.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 14, 2026 10:16 PM (ESVrU)

*blink*

I want to sputter and throw you headfirst out of this establishment.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 14, 2026 10:17 PM (zZu0s)

76 Russia takes down opponent with flying squirrel in three seconds. The opponent? France.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 10:18 PM (9Bsty)

77 No shepard pie or magpie?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 14, 2026 10:18 PM (/lPRQ)

78 That Cent Com is lying about what happened. She claims missile.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 10:09 PM (WONhk)


What I saw was a photo of another plane with significant tail damage. Supposedly they collided, and one plane was lucky enough to survive.

Your friend is a loon at best, and I won't write what I am thinking for worst...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 14, 2026 10:18 PM (n9ltV)

79 There is no more stable relationship than that between the diameter and circumference of a circle. No matter what, it will always be the same, unchanging, always constantly. We refer to this relationship as "pi"

Now, many people long for their own relationship that is just as stable and unchanging. To those people, let me point out that pi is irrational.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 14, 2026 10:18 PM (2mkc5)

80 I've been to Boston a few times.

Not impressed.

It doesn't stink like NYC. Its safer then Philly or Baltimore.

But it is the most pretentious, hypocritical, and egotistical hive of villainy I've ever seen.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2026 10:14 PM


Boston is a nice city...except for the inhabitants. And the politics.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 14, 2026 10:18 PM (Wnv9h)

81 Cookie Puss > Marie Callender's pie.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2026 10:13 PM (sKqQm)


Heh heh, heh heh. You said "puss"

- Beavis

Posted by: Doof at March 14, 2026 10:18 PM (+sTu6)

82 But it is the most pretentious, hypocritical, and egotistical hive of villainy I've ever seen.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2026 10:14 PM (sKqQm)
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Ho Chi Minh was a southie!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 10:19 PM (RIvkX)

83 Plato: What is a man?

Jonah Goldberg: What is a sandwich?

The Horde: What is a pie?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2026 10:19 PM (sKqQm)

84 Erin go braugh!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 14, 2026 10:04 PM (vrNzf)

I'd actually like to se Erin go braughless.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 14, 2026 10:11 PM (1Ff7Z)
* * * *
Be careful what you wish for...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 14, 2026 10:20 PM (vrNzf)

85 Pie? Mincemeat. The kind that actually has meat in it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 14, 2026 10:20 PM (Wnv9h)

86 Thanks for the ONT and may the wind remain at your back.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 10:09 PM (WONhk)


CBTG,
The woman is an idiot.
Frankly I'm surprised we haven't had more accidents, given the optempo. Not a missile. Tankers are extremely valuable, are well protected, and fly only in safe airspace.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2026 10:20 PM (2WIwB)

87 I just cannot understand anyone who likes the wrong pie.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 10:20 PM (RIvkX)

88 French dude was "WTF is THAT?!" Waving his arms like he had walked into a Louisiana skeeter cloud, then BAM! he's down.

Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 10:20 PM (RGxCT)

89 November 1979, Capitol Center, Landover, MD.

My first concert.

Boston.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2026 10:14 PM (jtM2q)


Great venue for concerts!!

Posted by: Doof at March 14, 2026 10:21 PM (+sTu6)

90 I'll take a berry pie every time but pray there are no canned fillings used. Those fake goopy fillings are awful.
——-

This guy gets it. Corn Syrup is of the devil. It’s edible, but just barely. This is incidentally why commercial retail Pecan pies are terrible . The historical recipes use Karo, but there’s a lot more going on with them than that, one of our guys at work was from Tennessee and his wife wod bring one in once in a while and it was about the best thing you ever tasted

Posted by: Common Tater at March 14, 2026 10:21 PM (XuiFR)

91 I think I'll kick back and see what is on the Ocho, just as soon as I run the police gauntlet and get home.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 14, 2026 10:21 PM (aeyG4)

92 Apple, pecan and I'll add shoo fly for me

Posted by: PA Dutchman at March 14, 2026 10:21 PM (koCHA)

93 Not from Boston, but a fine music video for a great song.

https://youtu.be/MQNRKX8GwPo

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 14, 2026 10:22 PM (S/Y4j)

94 Did anybody else notice that Mr. PI Day video host said that the circle's diameter can wrap around the circle's circumference about 3.14 time, when it is really the circumference that I 3.14 times longer than the diameter (and would only actually "wrap around said diameter slightly more than one and a half times)?

Posted by: tankdemon at March 14, 2026 10:22 PM (2mkc5)

95 That may very well be the gayest sounding asian man discussing the approximation of pi I've ever heard.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 14, 2026 10:23 PM (3uBP9)

96 Pie is Apple, Blueberry and Shepard.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2026 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)

97
"Shipping Up To Boston"

Rush Limbaugh used that for bumper music.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2026 10:23 PM (Cqx++)

98 My pie picks: French silk, Banana Cream and Pumpkin.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 14, 2026 10:23 PM (2mkc5)

99 Cobbler > Pie

All pie ( not pie that's really cake) better with a scoop of vanilla ice cream

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:23 PM (oob1u)

100 Some more drinking songs...

Sarah Shook and the Disarmers
Damned If I Do, Damned If I Don't
https://youtu.be/0swLpmUvJA0
- This is a spot on killer live band

Bob Willis
Bubbles In My Beer
https://youtu.be/Q8zL1eB4Wac

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 14, 2026 10:23 PM (BnDlA)

101

Pie is pumpkin, black raspberry and chicken pot.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2026 10:24 PM (Cqx++)

102 AOP

These days I can only manage one at a time, though

Posted by: Methos at March 14, 2026 10:24 PM (vSvIl)

103 That taxidermied squirrel stripper pole needs to be a pen holder.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 14, 2026 10:24 PM (2mkc5)

104 Capital Centre was not a very nice arena. Terrible location. Views not very good. Hockey fans who booed hip checks, thinking they were somehow a dirty move - even though the last of the great hip-checkers, Rod Langway, was the team's long-time captain. Best thing was large numbers of fans leaving a 3-2 game with 10 minutes to go, similar thing happened all the time. WTF?

Ice was lousy, played on it several times. But back then almost all arenas had bad ice, until Toronto I think it was finally started to move to high quality ice.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2026 10:24 PM (U/Byj)

105 Also, last year the 22d of July was close to a Sunday, so I signed up to provide fellowship.

I had 2 of everything, except pizza (that didn't work out). We had a round apple pie and a square apple pie. We had round quiche and we had square quiche. We had square cobbler and round cobbler. It was glorious!

Why square? Because pie are round and π r squared.

Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 10:25 PM (RGxCT)

106 As for Irish music, let's go for a classic

https://tinyurl.com/ybmhj6c2

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 14, 2026 10:25 PM (IQ6Gq)

107 I love pecans but pecan pie is way too sweet for me . I can handle only a few bites.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:25 PM (oob1u)

108 I better try and go back to sleep

Posted by: Skip at March 14, 2026 10:25 PM (Ia/+0)

109 Pick 3 pies? Not possible, need at least 10 choices.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 14, 2026 10:25 PM (2NHgQ)

110 Now Cake, cake is wide open.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2026 10:25 PM (XV/Pl)

111 Marie Callender's Dutch Apple pie is to die for. And most of the time it is reasonably priced. I like it better than homemade.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 14, 2026 10:25 PM (vrNzf)

112 Apple, pecan and I'll add shoo fly for me
Posted by: PA Dutchman

Wet bottom or dry?

Wet bottom for me - there really is no other.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2026 10:25 PM (cYBz/)

113 Thanks for the ONT and may the wind remain at your back.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
------

Read that, at one time, they had 100 tankers in the air at one time. It is a testimony to the skill of our men in arms that there have not been more accidents.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 10:26 PM (9Bsty)

114 Pie is pumpkin, black raspberry and chicken pot.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2026 10:24 PM (Cqx++)

Only worth having if you use organically-grown, free-range, cage-free pot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2026 10:26 PM (8zz6B)

115 BGD

Posted by: banana Dream at March 14, 2026 10:26 PM (3uBP9)

116 More likely, she's hoping for sex with the Sec of War.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 14, 2026 10:17 PM (S/Y4j)

I have no idea who you're talking about but regardless, I know you're 100 percent correct.

Posted by: LASue at March 14, 2026 10:26 PM (lCppi)

117 Rhubarb pie > all other nom pies > pecan pke

Posted by: Bulg at March 14, 2026 10:27 PM (77rzZ)

118 Cobbler fan. Fresh picked peach or sour cherry or Himalayan berry (PNW blackberries).

Never had key lime but looks good. French silk? What dat?

No Rhubarb pie? No mincemeat pie?

Posted by: 13times at March 14, 2026 10:27 PM (llLGG)

119 I have no idea who you're talking about but regardless, I know you're 100 percent correct.
Posted by: LASue at March 14, 2026 10:26 PM (lCppi)

The 'gal' Christy was arguing with on the Internet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 14, 2026 10:27 PM (zZu0s)

120 >>> I love pecans but pecan pie is way too sweet for me . I can handle only a few bites.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:25 PM (oob1u)


Try warm pie with vanilla ice cream. The sweetness is masked then.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 14, 2026 10:27 PM (3uBP9)

121 Now Cake, cake is wide open.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2026 10:25 PM (XV/Pl)

Red Velvet , German Chocolate and Carrot.

( German chocolate doesn't come from Germany. It's the name of the guy who created it)

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:28 PM (oob1u)

122 More drinking songs?

Theme from Days of Wine and Roses.


Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 10:28 PM (9Bsty)

123 More likely, she's hoping for sex with the Sec of War.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 14, 2026 10:17 PM (S/Y4j)
................................
Nah. Old and mean. Husband or baby daddy never mentioned.

Probably doesn't do sex but rescues bugs (I AM SERIOUS). She may have been the original Qanon.Anything anti-Trump yet she voted for him.

She loves to go against the tide of the blog. I should invite her to the ONT, as y'all are a rough bunch and I debate her politely, as I was raised in the South.

She has a lot of feral cats, not that there's anything wrong with that except she probably has fleas from them and that parasite worm in her brain from kitty litter.

Went to my first confession today to become Catholic.Kinda nervous due to college stuff but I did ok.

I am not sure what this truly says about me but he thought I was sort of funny (not the confession part); but before I left with my little booklet.

My husband helped me with the confession as how do I tally that up since I was 12 and baptized Presbyterian? It would be a a lot!

I make priests laugh after confession is a new flair. I am possibly one of their more colorful almost Catholics, but by acccident.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 10:28 PM (WONhk)

124 57. But it is the most pretentious, hypocritical, and egotistical hive of villainy I've ever seen.
Posted by: 18-1

Boston is widely considered the most Irish city in the US, with nearly 23% of its population reporting Irish ancestry.

(Keeping in theme.)

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 14, 2026 10:28 PM (NFX2v)

125 Diogenes the incident rate given the optempo (for us but also especially the Israelis) is astonishingly low. The casualty (occurrence) per hour flown in military aviation has plummeted dramatically in our lifetimes, overall. But this (so far) is amazing.

Reportedly five tankers damaged on the ground at Prince Sultan from mullah missile. But being repaired. Haven't been on board that facility, but surprised at what sounds like non-dispersal/non-protection of units. One leaker shouldn't be able to damage 5 aircraft.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2026 10:29 PM (U/Byj)

126 Sugar with sugar with a scoop of sugar.

The sweetness is muted.

Your taste buds are tired/overloaded.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 14, 2026 10:29 PM (zZu0s)

127 As for Irish music, let's go for a classic

https://tinyurl.com/ybmhj6c2
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 14, 2026 10:25 PM (IQ6Gq)

There ain't no chinese laundries where the River Shannon flows,
Those dirty, filthy Irishmen, they never wash their clothes.
They wear them in the springtime, they wear them in the Fall,
Those dirty filthy Irishmen, they never wash at all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2026 10:29 PM (8zz6B)

128 Another version of "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" with cute wee colleens.

youtu.be/HXm8JdC4k4c

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 14, 2026 10:30 PM (PH3st)

129 Boston is widely considered the most Irish city in the US, with nearly 23% of its population reporting Irish ancestry.

(Keeping in theme.)
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 14, 2026 10:28 PM (NFX2v)

That's why Kerry allowed everyone to believe he was Irish. The guy lies as easily as he breathes.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:30 PM (oob1u)

130 Whiskey's Gone

Zac Brown Band

Posted by: Pug Mahon, at March 14, 2026 10:31 PM (Ar/17)

131 Civilian ATC plane separation is usually a what, a mile or two and maybe 1000 feet?

I know during the 2nd world war they flew in formation together, about as close as they could get and staggered in such a way to provide interlocking fields of fire against attacking fighter aircraft. They had mid air collisions all the time.

Army helicopters fly in close formation at night, under night vision goggles, which I did not care for.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 14, 2026 10:31 PM (XuiFR)

132 Marie Callender's Dutch Apple pie is to die for. And most of the time it is reasonably priced. I like it better than homemade.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient

Wifey likes that one.
Serves it like a cobbler.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 14, 2026 10:31 PM (/lPRQ)

133 89 November 1979, Capitol Center, Landover, MD.

My first concert.

Boston.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2026 10:14 PM (jtM2q)

Great venue for concerts!!
Posted by: Doof



From a TV point of view, the Capitol Center in Landover always looked like the game (Caps, Hoyas, or Bullets) was being played in a cave. I moved into the area in the late 90s. Not sure if it was still standing at that point.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 14, 2026 10:31 PM (ntk8v)

134 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 14, 2026 10:29 PM (zZu0s)

It's not the taste that gets me. It's the headache it produces.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:32 PM (oob1u)

135 Read that, at one time, they had 100 tankers in the air at one time. It is a testimony to the skill of our men in arms that there have not been more accidents.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 10:26 PM (9Bsty)
........................
Thank you all for the answers. I just do not believe Cent Com would lie about this.

She gets shrill when I refute her. Which is kinda dumb as she puts her crap out there and I guess it is against rulez of hers. It's a mellow blog otherwise and she inserts her war stuff and I am starting to debate her. Twice. She said I always do and that's a mystery and I reminded her twice in about a month. She also threw the gaslighting word at me which I never understand. I stated facts and that's all.

She called me names, too. Ha! I know then she ain't got nuthin. My brother taught me well as he called me names nearly daily in the middle of an argument to make me laugh.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 10:32 PM (WONhk)

136 Be careful what you wish for...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 14, 2026 10:20 PM (vrNzf)

Depends on the Erin, I guess.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 14, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)

137 Savannah Bananas played the Party Animals tonight in the Superdome in front of a crowd of 70,000. Bananas won 5-4. Savannah has the second largest St.Patricks Day Parade in the nation.
There were also more than 20,000 watching the game live on Youtube.

Posted by: Yellow Fever! at March 14, 2026 10:33 PM (oftw2)

138 Caitlin Clark disses Ghetto Rat Reese
https://is.gd/NsKSfN

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 14, 2026 10:33 PM (BnDlA)

139 Cobbler fan. Fresh picked peach or sour cherry or Himalayan berry (PNW blackberries).

Never had key lime but looks good. French silk? What dat?

No Rhubarb pie? No mincemeat pie?
Posted by: 13times at March 14, 2026 10:27 PM (llLGG)


I am bragging here and happy to do so because the blackberry cobbler I make (I pick the berries myself) is absolutely kick-ass awesome!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2026 10:34 PM (2WIwB)

140 Wet bottom or dry?

Wet bottom for me - there really is no other.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2026 10:25 PM (cYBz/)

Oh good golly. Please. Please. Not a wet bottom.

Posted by: Biden's Chambermaid at March 14, 2026 10:34 PM (1Ff7Z)

141 Pies: J, O, & P

Posted by: Butch at March 14, 2026 10:34 PM (98xTj)

142 Best film about Ireland is Black 47. I like it better than The Quiet Man.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:34 PM (oob1u)

143 Fruit Cake, I miss grandmother's fruit cake.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 10:35 PM (9Bsty)

144 Couldn't Archimedes have taken a string, wrapped it around a circle, and measured the length of the string, or am I missing something?

What advantage do 6 sided hexagons have over a length of string?

Posted by: Joemarine at March 14, 2026 10:35 PM (y171U)

145 125
Reportedly five tankers damaged on the ground at Prince Sultan from mullah missile. But being repaired.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2026 10:29 PM
***
PDJT confirmed. Four repaired and already flying again. The fifth is being repaired and will be in the air "shortly."

Posted by: TRex - air traffic control dino at March 14, 2026 10:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

146 97
"Shipping Up To Boston"

Rush Limbaugh used that for bumper music.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.



Which probably pissed off the band since they are slightly to the right of Stalin.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 14, 2026 10:35 PM (ntk8v)

147 Just had a piece of the tourtiere I made a few days ago.

Still not happy with the crust (too chewy). Despite extreme and heroic efforts in prepping the dough, somehow the gluten is developing.

Apple, blueberry, sweet potato, hazelnut - all have been good when I made them. But the meyer lemon upside down cake probably bested them. None for an annual event this year because the lemons are ripening very very late.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2026 10:35 PM (U/Byj)

148 (German chocolate doesn't come from Germany. It's the name of the guy who created it)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg


I never knew that, but it makes sense. Germany isn't known for its coconut groves.

Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)

149 Possums and raccoons like to chew up old beer cans, I assume to get the last few drops inside. But I've never seen them drink from the can like humans do.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2026 10:36 PM (vbXSk)

150 Correct pie answers are A, F, P.

Posted by: The Pie-Eyed Piper at March 14, 2026 10:36 PM (oftw2)

151 Went to my first confession today to become Catholic. Kinda nervous due to college stuff but I did ok.

I make priests laugh after confession is a new flair. I am possibly one of their more colorful almost Catholics, but by accident.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

"For these sins and those I may have forgotten, I ask God's pardon and mercy." covers an awful past. Ask me how I know.

Welcome to the Dark Side.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2026 10:36 PM (cYBz/)

152 I am bragging here and happy to do so because the blackberry cobbler I make (I pick the berries myself) is absolutely kick-ass awesome!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2026 10:34 PM (2WIwB

I just had a Pavlov's Dog reaction.

My all time favorite dessert.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:36 PM (oob1u)

153 I hope the theme tonight does not mean we don't celebrate St Paddys day on the Tuesday night ONT...

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 14, 2026 10:37 PM (IQ6Gq)

154 I know during the 2nd world war they flew in formation together, about as close as they could get and staggered in such a way to provide interlocking fields of fire against attacking fighter aircraft. They had mid air collisions all the time.

-
The perils of close formation bombing.

https://is.gd/kINUDA

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 14, 2026 10:37 PM (ndZc7)

155 What advantage do 6 sided hexagons have over a length of string?

Posted by: Joemarine at March 14, 2026 10:35 PM (y171U)

I think old Archie was looking for a mathematical proof.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2026 10:37 PM (8zz6B)

156 I can't believe more of y'all don't like pecan pie! Maybe you've never had a good one?

I make one that is requested by my men every winter holiday. I use a lot more pecans than the recipe calls for, cut back a bit on the sugar, and make my own crust.

Always buy up to 5lbs of fresh pecans from Georgia and shipped here and frozen.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 10:37 PM (WONhk)

157 Appropo of nothing much in particular I thought I would share this.

Remember when Men in Women's sports was a joke?

Search youtube for Paul Hunt. You will be amused.

Cheers!

Posted by: Fuloydo at March 14, 2026 10:37 PM (f5n+X)

158 Roadside sovereign citizen lawyer makes his case and goes to jail. Plus this guy never shuts up.

https://youtu.be/s2BkimZhY98

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 14, 2026 10:38 PM (BnDlA)

159 I would never become a Catholic. The “saints” and the Mariolatry are beyond the pale.

Posted by: Bulg at March 14, 2026 10:38 PM (77rzZ)

160 Posted by: Fuloydo at March 14, 2026 10:37 PM (f5n+X

The bushy mustache makes it.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:38 PM (oob1u)

161 (German chocolate doesn't come from Germany. It's the name of the guy who created it)
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

I never knew that, but it makes sense. Germany isn't known for its coconut groves.
Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)
----
You must have missed the Great Coconut Migration during the early Middle Ages, when masses of African swallows carried coconuts northward into Europe.

Though the Little Ice Age killed off most of the groves.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 14, 2026 10:39 PM (ESVrU)

162 Diogenes the incident rate given the optempo (for us but also especially the Israelis) is astonishingly low. The casualty (occurrence) per hour flown in military aviation has plummeted dramatically in our lifetimes, overall. But this (so far) is amazing.

Reportedly five tankers damaged on the ground at Prince Sultan from mullah missile. But being repaired. Haven't been on board that facility, but surprised at what sounds like non-dispersal/non-protection of units. One leaker shouldn't be able to damage 5 aircraft.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2026 10:29 PM (U/Byj)

***

Wow! My first thought was submunitions but those would probably have caused more damage. Yeah. Dispersal sounds hinky.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2026 10:39 PM (2WIwB)

163

Do we have anyone in Nebraska?

The wildfires there are bad.

Posted by: four seasons at March 14, 2026 10:39 PM (3ek7K)

164 152 I am bragging here and happy to do so because the blackberry cobbler I make (I pick the berries myself) is absolutely kick-ass awesome!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2026 10:34 PM (2WIwB

I just had a Pavlov's Dog reaction.

My all time favorite dessert.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:36 PM (oob1u)
................................
Peach cobbler, y'all, is fabulous and I have a very easy and quick recipe from a Savannah cookbook. It's also requested.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 10:39 PM (WONhk)

165 For those Morons who are getting sleepy, and would like some gentle music to drift off to, here is "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" looped, for one hour.

youtu.be/3NiUkiAFXa8

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 14, 2026 10:39 PM (PH3st)

166 (Insert witty comment here )

@usembassyve 12h
The morning of March 14, 2019, the American flag was lowered for the final time at U.S. Embassy Caracas. This morning, on March 14, 2026, at the same time, my team and I raised the American flag—exactly seven years after it was lowered.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2026 10:39 PM (diia5)

167 Looking at videos of governor spanberger gave me the weirdest feeling that I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Then I realized she looks exactly like Reinhard Heydrich of evil fame.

Posted by: Beverly at March 14, 2026 10:39 PM (reMys)

168 11 I'll take a berry pie every time but pray there are no canned fillings used. Those fake goopy fillings are awful.
Posted by: San Franpsycho


That's because they have more goop than fruit.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2026 10:40 PM (0Htd1)

169 I never knew that, but it makes sense. Germany isn't known for its coconut groves.
Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 10:35 PM (VHUov)

That's good. Coconut Groves have a tendency to burn down.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 14, 2026 10:40 PM (1Ff7Z)

170 Reportedly five tankers damaged on the ground at Prince Sultan from mullah missile. But being repaired. Haven't been on board that facility, but surprised at what sounds like non-dispersal/non-protection of units. One leaker shouldn't be able to damage 5 aircraft.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2026 10:29 PM (U/Byj)

***

Wow! My first thought was submunitions but those would probably have caused more damage. Yeah. Dispersal sounds hinky.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2026 10:39 PM (2WIwB

I believe it was a cluster bomb missile.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:41 PM (oob1u)

171 Pecans, and their wretched pie, are vile.

Posted by: Bulg at March 14, 2026 10:41 PM (77rzZ)

172 You must have missed the Great Coconut Migration during the early Middle Ages, when masses of African swallows carried coconuts northward into Europe.

Though the Little Ice Age killed off most of the groves.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
************
My hubby is laughing hysterically, so this must be a Monty Python reference....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 14, 2026 10:41 PM (IQ6Gq)

173 Blueberry is my favorite pie, with strawberry rhubarb second, and pecan third.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2026 10:42 PM (0Htd1)

174 158 Roadside sovereign citizen lawyer makes his case and goes to jail. Plus this guy never shuts up.

https://youtu.be/s2BkimZhY98
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram



That's the mistake with these SC idiots. I could ALMOST be sympathetic with there cause, but then they keep talking. I'm now rooting for the cop.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 14, 2026 10:42 PM (ntk8v)

175 I never knew that, but it makes sense. Germany isn't known for its coconut groves.
Posted by: mikeski

But they did acquire all those Flyspeck Islands from Spain just to get the coconut, only to lose them to the Japanese when they jumped into The Great War at the tail end.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 14, 2026 10:43 PM (/lPRQ)

176 Maybe some African swallows carried some to start a grove.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, at March 14, 2026 10:43 PM (Ar/17)

177 I am bragging here and happy to do so because the blackberry cobbler I make (I pick the berries myself) is absolutely kick-ass awesome!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2026 10:34 PM (2WIwB)

I've no doubt

My mom would make cobbler if we picked the berries. Like molten lava out of the oven - cream over the top would insta-curdle. My grandpa had peach, apple, apricot and sour cherry trees.

Posted by: 13times at March 14, 2026 10:44 PM (llLGG)

178 167 Looking at videos of governor spanberger gave me the weirdest feeling that I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Then I realized she looks exactly like Reinhard Heydrich of evil fame.
Posted by: Beverly



She looks like she's held on to the One Ring for a bit too long and is on her way to looking like Gollum.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 14, 2026 10:44 PM (ntk8v)

179 I wonder if Archimedes could have gotten closer just using an actual string.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2026 10:44 PM (vbXSk)

180 Im going to make a buttermilk pie tomorrow.

Posted by: LASue at March 14, 2026 10:45 PM (lCppi)

181 That's because they have more goop than fruit.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2026 10:40 PM (0Htd1)

Oh, boy! Corn starch and High Glucose Corn Syrup filling, just like Grandma used to make! With that extra dab of monosodium glutamate, to add just a little bit of kick.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 14, 2026 10:45 PM (PH3st)

182 @usembassyve 12h
The morning of March 14, 2019, the American flag was lowered for the final time at U.S. Embassy Caracas. This morning, on March 14, 2026, at the same time, my team and I raised the American flag—exactly seven years after it was lowered.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 14, 2026 10:39 PM (diia5)


Awesome!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2026 10:45 PM (2WIwB)

183 The vile VA gov does have a resemblance to Heydrich. Nose, and eyes. Weird. However the Heydrich creature appeared far more intelligent than the implausible parody of a robot politico that Virginians inflicted on themselves.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2026 10:45 PM (U/Byj)

184 I remember the best raspberry pie I ever had was in Keesville NY on a road trip home from Montreal. It was solid berry filling all fresh berries.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 10:46 PM (RIvkX)

185 Some Japanese dude has memorized 100,000 digits of pi. I have trouble with my phone number. Akira Haraguchi

Posted by: javems at March 14, 2026 10:46 PM (zFsEm)

186 For those Morons who are not sleepy.

Dropkick Murphy's
Portland, ME
February 9, 2026
https://youtu.be/GCJnlYlQg4Y

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 14, 2026 10:46 PM (BnDlA)

187 That's because they have more goop than fruit.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2026 10:40 PM (0Htd

That's what Hostess pies are. Doesn't stop me from eating one occasionally.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:46 PM (oob1u)

188 159 I would never become a Catholic. The “saints” and the Mariolatry are beyond the pale.
Posted by: Bulg at March 14, 2026 10:38 PM (77rzZ)

I used to say the same but something changed in the last year. Family conversions, lack of traditional services and music in some churches I tried (I like tradition and old hymns and not praise music, as that's how I was raised Presbyterian). Many like that form of worship and I don't judge and tried.

All I can say is something changed in me as I searched for a deeper faith and found it. It does not hurt that our son and family converted. My husband was Catholic who converted to Presbyterian,so we are going backwards, I guess. Another 47yrs of marriage will be grand!

Good books that explain it from a conversion perspective. It made sense when a year ago it didn't.

Find God is all I ask. You are loved. Find a denomination where you feel you'd worshipped after leaving, and a peace you can't find anywhere else.

This concludes this episode of Christy Becoming Catholic, a surprise for many I know.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 10:46 PM (WONhk)

189 Nobody I knew went to the Capitol Center to watch hockey.

They were there for the fighting.

In the stands.

When the Flyers were in town.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2026 10:47 PM (jtM2q)

190 Some Japanese dude has memorized 100,000 digits of pi. I have trouble with my phone number. Akira Haraguchi
Posted by: javems at March 14, 2026 10:46 PM (zFsEm)

I assume there is no pattern that's been discovered?

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:47 PM (oob1u)

191 There were three Irish triplets born in the small town of Clifden, County Galway. As they grew older, two of them got really big while one stayed kinda puny and small. One night at the local pub, the bartender asked the puny triplet while he was so small while his 2 brothers were so large since they were triplets. "Well", says the wee triplet, "you have to remember that there was three of us being triplets and all. While those two got to suck on Ma, I had to suck on Da."

Posted by: Wearing Of The Green at March 14, 2026 10:48 PM (Ksqrb)

192 155 I think old Archie was looking for a mathematical proof.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2026 10:37 PM (8zz6B)

Thanks AOP, that makes sense. Geometry was never my strong point...

Posted by: Joemarine at March 14, 2026 10:48 PM (y171U)

193 Picking individual berries is so time consuming. Picking bunches of grapes is better, also time intensive. Those tools for picking blueberries make things better. But Machines that shake the fruit and collect are much better.

Or maybe there is some peace that can be attained by just enjoying The Process, idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2026 10:48 PM (vbXSk)

194 I thought it was fancy in here…until I got to the dead animal accoutrementé.

Posted by: Piper at March 14, 2026 10:48 PM (Wmg4n)

195 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 10:46 PM (WONhk)

On no. You've entered the bulg vortex.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:49 PM (oob1u)

196 That's what Hostess pies are. Doesn't stop me from eating one occasionally.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:46 PM (oob1u)

I just finished one. Cherry. I don't care much for the other ones.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 14, 2026 10:49 PM (1Ff7Z)

197 I would never become a Catholic. The “saints” and the Mariolatry are beyond the pale.
Posted by: Bulg

I'm leaning in the opposite direction and might go full papist but for Leo XIV's love for the illegal aliens. Many Protestant churches have gone full bat shit crazy on social issues. I'm reminded of the old Bob Hope joke about getting out before they make it mandatory.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 14, 2026 10:49 PM (ndZc7)

198 I wonder if Archimedes could have gotten closer just using an actual string.
Posted by: illiniwek


Actually, no.
The abstract with some flawless long division and multiplication will get much closer than you could measure with a tape measure or stretchy string. Assuming you have a perfect circle to measure.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 14, 2026 10:49 PM (/lPRQ)

199 Some Japanese dude has memorized 100,000 digits of pi. I have trouble with my phone number. Akira Haraguchi
Posted by: javems at March 14, 2026 10:46 PM (zFsEm)

I assume there is no pattern that's been discovered?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:47 PM (oob1u)
----
Just the combination to my luggage.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 14, 2026 10:49 PM (ESVrU)

200 Only use fresh blueberries (well, fresh from Peru or Chile, if not BC, OR, or MI). Have finally found the right amount of thickener, so the pie is just right - flows out a bit, but not a lot, when cut.

Important to add some lemon juice and watch the sugar. Of course depends on tartness of the berries.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2026 10:49 PM (U/Byj)

201 167 Looking at videos of governor spanberger gave me the weirdest feeling that I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Then I realized she looks exactly like Reinhard Heydrich of evil fame.
Posted by: Beverly at March 14, 2026 10:39 PM (reMys)

Yes she does. That woman scares me and what she is doing to Virginia is a shame.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 14, 2026 10:50 PM (y171U)

202 for pies, I am B D and M
Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2026 10:05 PM (ZxPkt)

I noticed there was no "S".

Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 10:50 PM (RGxCT)

203 194 I thought it was fancy in here…until I got to the dead animal accoutrementé.

Posted by: Piper at March 14, 2026 10:48 PM
***
You started it with the fashion thread last week...

Posted by: TRex - fancy dino at March 14, 2026 10:50 PM (IQ6Gq)

204 Or maybe there is some peace that can be attained by just enjoying The Process, idk.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2026 10:48 PM (vbXSk)

Picking wild blackberries as a kid was like visiting a free candy store:

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:50 PM (oob1u)

205 The vile VA gov does have a resemblance to Heydrich. Nose, and eyes. Weird. However the Heydrich creature appeared far more intelligent than the implausible parody of a robot politico that Virginians inflicted on themselves.
Posted by: rhomboid

A TV series showed that each subsequent cloning of a subject result in a clone that is further degraded.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 14, 2026 10:51 PM (/lPRQ)

206 Some Japanese dude has memorized 100,000 digits of pi.
——

That’s not rational

Posted by: Common Tater at March 14, 2026 10:51 PM (I/Icm)

207 41 Marie Callender makes a dang good pie.
Posted by: davidt at March 14, 2026 10:12 PM (Q+gd/)

In honor of pi day, I’ve got a Marie Callender peach pie in the oven right now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2026 10:52 PM (Mh6s8)

208 Some Japanese dude has memorized 100,000 digits of pi.
——

That’s not rational
Posted by: Common Tater at March 14, 2026 10:51 PM (I/Icm)

Probably because he couldn't get a girl.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 14, 2026 10:52 PM (1Ff7Z)

209 No one picked hair pie as their favorite.

Posted by: Harry Buger Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:52 PM (oob1u)

210 Looking at videos of governor spanberger gave me the weirdest feeling that I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Then I realized she looks exactly like Reinhard Heydrich of evil fame.
Posted by: Beverly


Heh.
Now I can't unsee it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 14, 2026 10:53 PM (2WIwB)

211 That woman scares me and what she is doing to Virginia is a shame
——-

You misspelled “Atrocity”

Posted by: Common Tater at March 14, 2026 10:53 PM (hF3wE)

212 195 Sorry, Christy, God the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are sufficient for me. That’s all I know. No saints or the Mary stuff.

Posted by: Bulg at March 14, 2026 10:54 PM (77rzZ)

213 That's what Hostess pies are. Doesn't stop me from eating one occasionally.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:46 PM (oob1u)

I just finished one. Cherry. I don't care much for the other ones.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

Those cherry pies are like 'pork and beans'. Like the one piece of 'pork' in the can, somewhere in that cherry pie is a sorry ass looking 'cherry'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 14, 2026 10:54 PM (/lPRQ)

214 201 167 Looking at videos of governor spanberger gave me the weirdest feeling that I couldn't quite put my finger on it. Then I realized she looks exactly like Reinhard Heydrich of evil fame.
Posted by: Beverly at March 14, 2026 10:39 PM (reMys)

Yes she does. That woman scares me and what she is doing to Virginia is a shame.
Posted by: Joemarine



It's not just her. The entirety of the Legislature is run by the Khmer Rouge. There is a vote coming up about the redistricting. The plan is to erase the GOP. The VA GOP is useless and is erasing themselves. The commercials for it are vile. BADORANGEMAN of course, is to blame. They skip the fact that the Dems have gerrymandered the hell out of the states they take over.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 14, 2026 10:55 PM (ntk8v)

215 All the pies except Coconut and Peach.

(Among fruit pies, peach is inferior to apple, banana, blackberry, blueberry, cherry, key lime, lemon, pineapple, pumpkin, raspberry, or strawberry. I'm sorry, but that's the rules.)

Coconut, I just don't like the texture of coconut in my teeth.

Posted by: RandomDave at March 14, 2026 10:55 PM (aJQbY)

216 Long time defenseman partner and friend and I went to a Caps playoff game at the Spectrum one spring. Don't recall how I got the tickets (they were very good, low, $$$$), probably through the Flyers' owner (Snyder the younger, had a connection to him at the time).

Kelly Miller scored sudden death winner with a beautiful backhand shot (everyone can look those up, there must be records of that mostly lost art somewhere lol). Friend and I started to move, rise up, clap - then checked ourselves and sat down. People next to us laughed, they didn't mind.

On the way out of the arena, just about going out the door to get a train back to DC, heard a commotion. Looked back - and, not kidding, it was like a cartoon - a guy in a Caps' jersey went running one direction in the main concourse, behind him a swarm of Philly fans in orange. Hilarious - well, for us. Wearing enemy colors to a Phila sporting event, umm. Nah bro.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2026 10:55 PM (U/Byj)

217 I am hearing Zombie OJ is looking for Cardboard Khamenei. It could be awhile before we hear anything.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 14, 2026 10:55 PM (BnDlA)

218 Nebraska has wildfires and we are getting snow Monday here in Alabama. Strange weather so far this year. It was 75 degrees here today. We will get freezing weather Monday and Tuesday.

Posted by: Case at March 14, 2026 10:55 PM (pvf3X)

219 The pies? All of them, except coconut cream. That one is a hard "No!"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2026 10:13 PM (8zz6B)

Should have socked someone from Gilligan's Island.

Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 10:55 PM (RGxCT)

220 I made a no bake cheesecake over Christmas. Just a hint of lemon. I am forbidden from making another.

Posted by: javems at March 14, 2026 10:56 PM (zFsEm)

221
Welcome to the Dark Side.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 14, 2026 10:36 PM (cYBz/)

Trust me, I am glad that's behind me. And I'm really not too bad, all things considered. I'd already prayed decades ago if I did something not good, and it was not murder or stealing. So I felt confident I was already forgiven but this made it more real and is required.

My husband helped as he knows all and I have nothing to hide. The priest was nice. I felt like a Special Ed student with my booklet, but we got it done.

I was nervous but did not act totally goofy. Ok,maybe a little.

At least I did not have to start from childhood and throwing my brother up the stairs, or feeding mud to cousins. Plus college. College was a lot and I did mention that as a sinner. Since college I am practically Amish and floating on a cloud.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 10:56 PM (WONhk)

222 I just finished one. Cherry. I don't care much for the other ones.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

As I said above a scoop of vanilla ice cream can make any of them delicious.

Posted by: Harry Buger Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:56 PM (oob1u)

223
That's what Hostess pies are. Doesn't stop me from eating one occasionally.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg

I just finished one. Cherry. I don't care much for the other ones.
Posted by: OrangeEnt


I like their coffee cake.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 14, 2026 10:56 PM (Cqx++)

224 Hell, no Raspberry Pi!!

Posted by: BillB at March 14, 2026 10:57 PM (TQxb9)

225 I'll take a berry pie every time but pray there are no canned fillings used. Those fake goopy fillings are awful.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

There used to be a u-pick Olallie berry farm south of Half Moon Bay. Akshully it's midway to Santa Cruz. Perhaps it's still there. Made darn good jam.

A restaurant in Pescadero had awesome homemade pies. Doubt that it's still open after 40 years !

Posted by: 13times at March 14, 2026 10:57 PM (llLGG)

226 151 Went to my first confession today to become Catholic. Kinda nervous due to college stuff but I did ok.

That's nice. Wish you the best.

I tried many years ago. But I finally had to settle as a good pagan pal over the issue of birth control for women. I thought I won. Ha. Not a whole lot of years later, still had to do years of tribunals and testimony to get an annulment.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 14, 2026 10:58 PM (NFX2v)

227 First and only warning - tread lightly on the Catholic vs Protestant stuff.

Posted by: Doof at March 14, 2026 10:58 PM (+sTu6)

228
Thank you Doof.

Posted by: four seasons at March 14, 2026 10:58 PM (3ek7K)

229 I had a pot pie for dinner. To be sure, it was made from the leftovers of my corned beef and cabbage dinner, with the gravy made from the cooking broth.

But it is pie.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2026 10:58 PM (rbvCR)

230 the fueling plane had been shot down.

-
Looks more like a collision.

https://is.gd/swA4Sg
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 14, 2026 10:16 PM (ndZc7)

That's the one that did NOT crash. But it absolutely looks like a collision. I have to wonder if someone wasn't on altitude and they crossed paths in the refueling orbit.

Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 10:59 PM (RGxCT)

231 I assume there is no pattern that's been discovered?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:47 PM (oob1u)

They, seems to be a bit of a sport, have techniques. Not sure about patterns.

Posted by: javems at March 14, 2026 10:59 PM (zFsEm)

232 Some Japanese dude has memorized 100,000 digits of pi. I have trouble with my phone number. Akira Haraguchi
Posted by: javems

I assume there is no pattern that's been discovered?
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg


Nope, pi is still transcendental.

Because the Japanese language is made up of a small set of syllables, he assigns them to numbers and makes up stories that have the syllables in the correct order as a way to memorize it.

Of course, at 100k syllables, he's memorizing a short novel, instead, so it's still insane.

It's an expanded version of a common Japanese mnemonic trick, where they use a subset of their alphabet syllabary to map to numbers.

"1" is pronounced "ichi" or "hito", so "hi" and "i" are "1".

"2" is "ni" or "futa", so "ni" and "fu" are "2".

etc. etc.

Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 10:59 PM (VHUov)

233 Supposedly China has driven at least 30 semi-trucks into Iran via Pakistan. Not sure why we did not bomb them as well.

Saw another report that Russia was also still aiding Iran with anti-ship "stuff" (missiles I think). So I guess Russia would be fine with US aiding Ukraine with deep range Himars, or whatever.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2026 11:00 PM (vbXSk)

234 227 As you wish, Doof.

Hope you are well.

Posted by: Bulg at March 14, 2026 11:00 PM (77rzZ)

235 13times, you thinking of Atascadero, and Linn's in Cambria? Specialize in olallieberry pies and products. Love that place. Love that whole area.

Just read that survivors from a ship torpedoed by a Japanese sub were brought to the Cayucos pier.

Whether you're just visiting, or a survivor of a torpedoed ship, make sure to get some of the smoked fish tacos at the little place at the foot of that pier next time in Cayucos.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2026 11:01 PM (U/Byj)

236 The Horde: What is a pie?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 14, 2026 10:19 PM (sKqQm)


essentially a won-ton or an empanada.
We may consider "pupusa" but that may come under the class of "arepa" depending on your requirements of the shell being wheat flour instead of corn flour.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2026 11:01 PM (rbvCR)

237 I would eat a pot pie if I was homeless and hadn't eaten in a couple of days . Otherwise I put them in my liver, brussel sprout , succotash category.

Posted by: Harry Buger Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 11:01 PM (oob1u)

238 So, how about those Triscuits?

Posted by: Bulg at March 14, 2026 11:02 PM (77rzZ)

239 212 195 Sorry, Christy, God the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are sufficient for me. That’s all I know. No saints or the Mary stuff.
Posted by: Bulg at March 14, 2026 10:54 PM (77rzZ)
.................................
That's fine, Bulg. I've been Presbyterian all of my life (PCA...conservative).

Something changed in my heart is my answer. It's not for everyone.

Now I wonder if I should have mentioned the ONT in confession as y'all have me laughing at some wicked stuff at times.

However, God knows my heart and it has mostly been pure all of my wicked life.

I somehow had a lot of fun but remained a good girl with a weird sense of humor in college.

My husband said when he met me 49yrs ago that I have an innocent face. Which is better than a mean bitter one like Hillary's.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 11:02 PM (WONhk)

240 I would eat a pot pie if I was homeless and hadn't eaten in a couple of days . Otherwise I put them in my liver, brussel sprout , succotash category.
Posted by: Harry Buger Vandenburg


It's just stew in a bread bowl.

A thin, low-carb bread bowl, even.

Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 11:03 PM (VHUov)

241 174 158 Roadside sovereign citizen lawyer makes his case and goes to jail. Plus this guy never shuts up.

https://youtu.be/s2BkimZhY98
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram
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Don't know where that was but they took much too long. Put him in the wagon and take him to jail.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 11:03 PM (9Bsty)

242 That's the one that did NOT crash. But it absolutely looks like a collision. I have to wonder if someone wasn't on altitude and they crossed paths in the refueling orbit.
Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 10:59 PM (RGxCT)

My first thought was that there was some miscommunication or confusion of units so as to cause 2 tankers to attempt to occupy the same position at the same time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2026 11:04 PM (Mh6s8)

243 Now Cake, cake is wide open.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2026 10:25 PM (XV/Pl)


Cake is a lie

Posted by: Chel at March 14, 2026 11:04 PM (rbvCR)

244 Read that, at one time, they had 100 tankers in the air at one time. It is a testimony to the skill of our men in arms that there have not been more accidents.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 10:26 PM (9Bsty)

Because our airmen are the best in the world, bar none. And very few of them get "good ideas" about beating the system. (A story there to tell at a MoMe, when you can see my hands.)

BTW, your hash spells "9 Busty".

Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 11:04 PM (RGxCT)

245 > That's the one that did NOT crash. But it absolutely looks like a collision. I have to wonder if someone wasn't on altitude and they crossed paths in the refueling orbit.
---------
They can refuel each other, if necessary. Although there are only a small number (like maybe 10?) that are equipped to take on fuel from another KC-135R.

Those that can are designated KC-135R(RT). FWIW

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2026 11:05 PM (jtM2q)

246 Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 11:03 PM (VHUov)

I guess the brown gravy one but I was thinking of the white gravy and peas one.

Posted by: Harry Buger Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 11:05 PM (oob1u)

247 Chicken pot
Chicken pot pie
Chicken pot pie....

Donnie

Posted by: Pug Mahon, at March 14, 2026 11:05 PM (Ar/17)

248 Love Triscuits. The flavored versions they came out with a few years ago are outstanding too.

Pot pies not good? Huh?

Pie crust, with chicken stew inside (mine have a bit of bacon, too)? Like dessert for dinner.

Maybe we need another guard-rail here, like the Catholics v. Protestants thing.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2026 11:06 PM (U/Byj)

249 https://is.gd/swA4Sg
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 14, 2026 10:16 PM (ndZc7)

That's the one that did NOT crash. But it absolutely looks like a collision. I have to wonder if someone wasn't on altitude and they crossed paths in the refueling orbit.
Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 10:59 PM (RGxCT)
.......................
They are awesome planes to be able to fuel mid-air like this. I was so sad one crashed, but I am sad when any of our military dies in combat and always look for the names to pray for them and their families.

This weirdo I have debated twice about Iran is wacko. She crossed a line today making up a missile strike.

I only raised my arguments a month or two ago when Ace mentioned Fuentes...had an argument with a guy like her about him. I apparently have triggers.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 11:06 PM (WONhk)

250 239 212 195 Sorry, Christy, God the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are sufficient for me. That’s all I know. No saints or the Mary stuff.
Posted by: Bulg at March 14, 2026 10:54 PM (77rzZ)
---

Sometimes people step off unintentionally.
Sometimes people push it.
This is new to Blinky.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 11:06 PM (9Bsty)

251 I guess the brown gravy one but I was thinking of the white gravy and peas one.
Posted by: Harry Buger Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 11:05 PM (oob1u)

'Gravy' is an unalloyed good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2026 11:07 PM (bss/y)

252 Posted by: Pug Mahon, at March 14, 2026 11:05 PM (Ar/17)

Roku plays at least 6 episodes a day. I think of seen every episode at least three times.

Posted by: Harry Buger Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 11:07 PM (oob1u)

253 203 194 I thought it was fancy in here…until I got to the dead animal accoutrementé.

Posted by: Piper at March 14, 2026 10:48 PM
***
You started it with the fashion thread last week...
Posted by: TRex - fancy dino at March 14, 2026

But I said it was a bonkers one. No one read that. They went right to the pictures, and this, THIS is how misinformation starts.

Posted by: Piper at March 14, 2026 11:07 PM (Wmg4n)

254 Although, gun to my head, I'd have to say sausage gravy is best.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2026 11:07 PM (bss/y)

255 Another version of "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" with cute wee colleens.

youtu.be/HXm8JdC4k4c
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 14, 2026 10:30 PM (PH3st)

LOL. Another vote for that video. See comment #9.

Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 11:08 PM (RGxCT)

256 I order my chicken fried steak sans white gravy.

Posted by: Harry Buger Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 11:09 PM (oob1u)

257 But I said it was a bonkers one. No one read that. They went right to the pictures, and this, THIS is how misinformation starts.
Posted by: Piper at March 14, 2026 11:07 PM (Wmg4n)


You're not new around here. Why would you expect anyone to read your content??

Posted by: Doof at March 14, 2026 11:09 PM (+sTu6)

258 Have some leftover buttermilk so gonna make biscuits (hmm, gonna be in the 90s this week, not exactly baking weather, but whatever). Did it a few weeks ago, and happened to have some frozen breakfast sausage I bought on deep discount a ways back. Made sausage gravy. Very easy. With the fresh biscuits and some fried eggs .....

Diner comfort food goodness right at home.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2026 11:09 PM (U/Byj)

259 What advantage do 6 sided hexagons have over a length of string?

Posted by: Joemarine at March 14, 2026 10:35 PM (y171

Got to be able to prove it mathematically. String might work for your basketball, but can you prove it would work for the earth?

Posted by: From about That Time at March 14, 2026 11:10 PM (sl73Y)

260 What advantage do 6 sided hexagons have over a length of string?

Posted by: Joemarine at March 14, 2026 10:35 PM (y171U)


It is important because he could prove it in abstract using those hexes, which was important. If something is done from actual measurements, then it might be a happenstance that the measurements in the real world in a single instance are equivalent to the math thesis being dreamed up. Good enough for a start, but it needs a generalized proof to be proved a constant. Pi is not a real number, it is a constant for a particular element of describing any circle

Posted by: Chel at March 14, 2026 11:10 PM (rbvCR)

261 Saw this a little bit ago on 𝕏:

Embajada de los EE.UU., Venezuela
@usembassyve
13h

The morning of March 14, 2019, the American flag was lowered for the final time at U.S. Embassy Caracas. This morning, on March 14, 2026, at the same time, my team and I raised the American flag—exactly seven years after it was lowered.
 
A new era for U.S.-Venezuela relations has begun.
 
Onward with Venezuela. - LFD


Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2026 11:10 PM (jtM2q)

262 256 I order my chicken fried steak sans white gravy.
Posted by: Harry Buger Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 11:09 PM (oob1u)

Why would you do that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2026 11:10 PM (bss/y)

263 239 Christy, I have no argument with you, or any other commenters here on the Blog. I just like to engage in spirited discussion, whether it’s re religion, the 1st US Civil War, or Triscuits. I grew up on a large, argumentative family. But I will respect the rules of the Blog.

Posted by: Bulg at March 14, 2026 11:10 PM (77rzZ)

264 stupid Portal nic

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2026 11:11 PM (rbvCR)

265 Baiting.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2026 11:11 PM (bss/y)

266 Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2026 11:10 PM (bss/y)

Because white gravy is nasty .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 11:13 PM (oob1u)

267 By the way, the right answer for pies is HCI.

Posted by: Piper at March 14, 2026 11:13 PM (Wmg4n)

268 @190
>>I assume there is no pattern that's been discovered?

The thing is, that's less than 100kb of data.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2026 11:13 PM (XV/Pl)

269 Maybe we need another guard-rail here, like the Catholics v. Protestants thing.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2026 11:06 PM (U/Byj)
.......................
Nah. Although we are discussing Ireland! I now won't know what color flag I represent. Have only been to Cork and Dublin, not Northern Ireland.

I've been Presbyterian all of my life. One thing I am not and never have been is a hypocrite to suddenly think I'm going to be superior as a Catholic. Or try to convert anyone.

Altho I was treated this way by my own MIL when she was alive and Catholic and her son married a Southern Presbyterian. Possibly she was not the best example for me with her unfiltered stuff she'd say to me if I put on a few pounds or had my hair longer than a nun's. Oops!

Need to go to bed to get rid of this cold the baby gave me. She was unfazed, our lovely girl. Hope to see her tomorrow.

Her sister (age 5) asked to hear my cough and collapsed in laughter (she has my laugh and looks like me). A wee nutcase who had to read books to us on the phone tonight but we love them with their big brother. Gifts from God and the best of olde age.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 11:13 PM (WONhk)

270 Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2026 11:01 PM (U/Byj)

I've not been there, though it gets filed for future reference.

I just skimmed an WIKI article about olallie berries. ZOMG!


Olallieberry pie in Pescadero, California The olallieberry (/ ˈoʊləliˌbɛri / OH-lə-lee-berr-ee), sometimes spelled ollalieberry, olallaberry, olalliberry, ollalaberry or ollaliberry, [2] is the marketing name for the 'Olallie' blackberry released by the USDA-ARS (in collaboration with Oregon State University). The berry was a selection from a cross between the ...

Posted by: 13times at March 14, 2026 11:14 PM (llLGG)

271 "The abstract with some flawless long division and multiplication will get much closer than you could measure with a tape measure or stretchy string. Assuming you have a perfect circle to measure." Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

His estimate was between 3.140 and 3.1427. Seems a little large margin of error. I guess they did not have wire then, but a limp (or consistent pressure) string/rope could be used to draw a large circle ... idk, seems it could have been close. 96 polygons still leaves a lot of extra space ... but maybe not enough, hard to say. I'm not going to try to repeat it.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2026 11:15 PM (vbXSk)

272 > Because white gravy is nasty .
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The gravy on sausage biscuits is.... white.

Sit down.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2026 11:15 PM (jtM2q)

273
Even during the Potato Blight and Famine in Ireland, we Micks wouldn't stoop to eating Triscuits.

Posted by: Paddy O'Furniture at March 14, 2026 11:16 PM (oftw2)

274 Got to be able to prove it mathematically. String might work for your basketball, but can you prove it would work for the earth?
Posted by: From about That Time

First you need two wells, accurate means of measuring true north and high noon...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 14, 2026 11:16 PM (/lPRQ)

275 263 239 Christy, I have no argument with you, or any other commenters here on the Blog. I just like to engage in spirited discussion, whether it’s re religion, the 1st US Civil War, or Triscuits. I grew up on a large, argumentative family. But I will respect the rules of the Blog.
Posted by: Bulg at March 14, 2026 11:10 PM (77rzZ)


Wut? I was not, ever, offended. I used to feel the same as you! No problems except about the pecans.

Am I in trouble, too?

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 11:16 PM (WONhk)

276 263 239 Christy, I have no argument with you, or any other commenters here on the Blog. I just like to engage in spirited discussion, whether it’s re religion, the 1st US Civil War, or Triscuits. I grew up on a large, argumentative family. But I will respect the rules of the Blog.
Posted by: Bulg at March 14, 2026 11

I think it’s best not to denigrate anyone’s true religious beliefs. We should be grateful they feel God’s grace.

Posted by: Piper at March 14, 2026 11:17 PM (Wmg4n)

277 Been watching The Sopranos lately. Before that, I had never heard pasta sauce referred to as gravy. I'm not comfortable with that!

Posted by: Doof at March 14, 2026 11:18 PM (+sTu6)

278 I order my chicken fried steak sans white gravy.
Posted by: Harry Buger Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 11:09 PM (oob1u)

Why would you do that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Ask for it on the side.
They usually give you more when it's 'on the side'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 14, 2026 11:18 PM (/lPRQ)

279 So is that different from a marionberry?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 11:18 PM (RIvkX)

280 Because white gravy is nasty .
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 11:13 PM (oob1u)

*ponders*

Oh, a communist!

*points and makes invasion of the Body Snatchers noise*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2026 11:18 PM (bss/y)

281 Is it pronounced pee-cans or peh-cahns?

Posted by: Nunzio Vespuna at March 14, 2026 11:19 PM (oftw2)

282 Ask for it on the side.
They usually give you more when it's 'on the side'.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 14, 2026 11:18 PM (/lPRQ)

I like for it to have been soaked in a bit on the breading of the steak. Not too much. Still crispy. Just slightly less so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2026 11:20 PM (bss/y)

283 Is it pronounced pee-cans or peh-cahns?
Posted by: Nunzio Vespuna
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Pah-kahns

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 14, 2026 11:20 PM (VCgbV)

284 A pee-can is something that goes under the bed at night.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 14, 2026 11:21 PM (uKG+m)

285 13times, good info on the berries - and I assume I'm correct that "marionberries" are named for some kind of similar hybrid developed in OR and named for Marion County. (former DC mayor was not, believe it or not, the inspiration for the name)

When you're down that way, must-dos are Linns for the pie, smoked fish place at the Cayucos pier for tacos, local caught fish at a restaurant on the wharf at Morro Bay, and dinner at one of the steakhouses (Far West in Orcutt, Hitching Post #2 on Vandenberg - not #1 in Buellton, that's in the movie "Sideways", or Jockos in Nipomo - which I thought had closed but apparently, thankfully not).

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2026 11:21 PM (U/Byj)

286 Pee-Kahns.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2026 11:21 PM (bss/y)

287 Cantaloupe Pie:

https://tinyurl.com/CantaloupePieRecipe

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 14, 2026 11:21 PM (S7WXb)

288 Bringing us together.

'We are enough': After Islamophobic attacks, Mamdani comforts NYC's Muslim community

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You're more than enough if you ask me.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 14, 2026 11:21 PM (ndZc7)

289 Pie?

Cherry, warmed, with a scoop of vanilla ice cream

Peanut butter cup, with a cup of coffee, for 2nd breakfast

Blueberry, if, as San Franpsycho said, with no canned fillings

Did anyone pick cookie dough?

It ain't what you make, it's how you make it.
https://youtu.be/UDTWVVlLGas

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Saturday ain't what it's cut out to be at March 14, 2026 11:21 PM (O84gh)

290 I remember the best raspberry pie I ever had was in Keesville NY on a road trip home from Montreal. It was solid berry filling all fresh berries.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 10:46 PM (RIvkX)

Blueberries. My mom and I went to Nova Scotia when they were having an annual blueberry festival. (We didn't know.) We had to stop in every town along the road when we discovered it was a thing. We ate so many blueberry pies, blueberry muffins, blueberry coffee cake, blueberry jam, blueberry comfit....

Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 11:21 PM (RGxCT)

291 Before I go to bed...I am also an anti-white gravy person and I am as Southern as you could possibly be. I think it is a Southern thing?

Have also never had hominy except with grits. I like grits with butter/salt/pepper but haven't had them in years. Jimmie Dean sausage patties.

Gravy should be brown or red wine/brown. Maybe light brown if chicken and white wine with butter.

I have seen the white stuff for breakfast on menus but never had it. Cannot.

Also anti-poached eggs or runny yolks. My Yank husband likes the stuff I don't like this.Bacon has to be crispy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 11:22 PM (WONhk)

292 > Been watching The Sopranos lately. Before that, I had never heard pasta sauce referred to as gravy. I'm not comfortable with that!
Posted by: Doof
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Way back when.... like in the early 70's our neighbor, first generation Italian, always referred to pasta/tomato sauce as "gravy."

*shrugs*

It didn't catch on with us.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2026 11:22 PM (jtM2q)

293 I only raised my arguments a month or two ago when Ace mentioned Fuentes...had an argument with a guy like her about him. I apparently have triggers.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Fuentes: Agent provocateur.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 14, 2026 11:22 PM (9Bsty)

294 286 Pee-Kahns.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2026 11:21 PM (bss/y)

Puh-chans

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 11:23 PM (WONhk)

295 We have a bunch of racist gravy people here.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2026 11:23 PM (bss/y)

296 I would eat a pot pie if I was homeless and hadn't eaten in a couple of days . Otherwise I put them in my liver, brussel sprout , succotash category.
Posted by: Harry Buger Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 11:01 PM (oob1u)


Honestly, it is just stew in a pastry with a hearty gravy. Think of it as stew with shaped dumplings!

If you were abused with the freezer case pot pies as a child, I can understand, but they are a yummy way to use up leftovers.
The Rosemary Pork stew was a bit discordant the other day, but I think that might have been the bay leaf.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2026 11:24 PM (rbvCR)

297 Milk Bar (aka "Crack") Pie recipe:

https://tinyurl.com/MilkBarAKACrackPie

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 14, 2026 11:24 PM (S7WXb)

298 I assume people who like white gravy also like oysters and Clamato .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 11:24 PM (oob1u)

299 I don't think I could drink that Irish drink, by the way. I wonder if it looks like the Youcrane flag in the toilet bowl?

Good night and have a pleasant tomorrow.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 11:25 PM (WONhk)

300 Cantaloupe Pie:
https://tinyurl.com/CantaloupePieRecipe
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth


What's next, okra/kale?

Posted by: mikeski shudders at March 14, 2026 11:25 PM (VHUov)

301 Just checking in as not dead yet.

Almost finished with all the moving stuff. Cheaper doing it myself but it sure as heck takes longer. Still need to grab a few items and go through the garage with a shop vac and then I'm done.

Then comes the unpacking...

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 14, 2026 11:25 PM (+9wcF)

302 So, how about those Triscuits?
Posted by: Bulg at March 14, 2026 11:02 PM (77rzZ)

I prefer fresh biscuits. We'll see whether quadcuits are any good, and made of real food, if and when they're released

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 14, 2026 11:25 PM (S/Y4j)

303 Find God is all I ask. You are loved. Find a denomination where you feel you'd worshipped after leaving, and a peace you can't find anywhere else.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 10:46 PM (WONhk)

Look for God to find you. He is calling to you.
You are not just loved, you were MADE for Him and by Him. If you follow, He will show you how to become what He made you for. When you realize there is purpose, worship is easy - it happens out of the overflow of your heart.

I have problems with Roman Catholic doctrine, but you nailed the Who and the why. You were made for it.

Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 11:25 PM (RGxCT)

304 @301

>>Just checking in as not dead yet.

As the saying goes, it's best to be seen and not viewed.

Glad you still walk amongst the living.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 14, 2026 11:26 PM (XV/Pl)

305 I order my chicken fried steak sans white gravy.
Posted by: Harry Buger Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 11:09 PM (oob1u)


I want extra white gravy on my hashbrowns too.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2026 11:26 PM (rbvCR)

306 The (main) thing I admire about Martin Luther from my Lutheran church of my youth, was the big stained glass window of him nailing the 95 theses to the door of the church, and he was Catholic, right?. (Sad to hear the new pastor speaking at a recent funeral had gone full Woke)

That (Luther's reformation) is the Thinking Man rebelling against The (corrupt) Institution. That resembles MAGA against our corrupt regime. Regimes (or large institutions) always become corrupt. Hard to deny the Pope had become a tool of the left, while much/all? of the Presby's have also surrendered. Seek out one's own salvation.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2026 11:27 PM (vbXSk)

307 If your cream gravy is white, you're not browning the flour adequately before adding the milk/half-and-half/cream.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 14, 2026 11:27 PM (uKG+m)

308 Pah-kahns
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 14, 2026 11:20 PM (VCgbV)


Correct!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 11:27 PM (WONhk)

309 My mom's strawberry pie was made by filling an already baked pie shell with fresh strawberries. Then you put in a sauce made by cooking crushed strawberries with sugar and a little cornstarch. You don't need much cornstarch because the crushed strawberries aren't that liquidy. Almost entirely strawberries, rather than glop. It's the fresh strawberries that makes it good.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 14, 2026 11:27 PM (0Htd1)

310 Made a pie yesterday with eggs, ham, and swiss cheeses.
It's good. Not sickly sweet like those fruity pies.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 14, 2026 11:28 PM (/lPRQ)

311 puh KHAN

Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2026 11:28 PM (ZxPkt)

312 Why would you do that?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2026 11:10 PM (bss/y)


My guess: He likes beef katsu

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2026 11:29 PM (rbvCR)

313 We have a bunch of racist gravy people here.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


I saw Racist Gravy open for The Black-Eyed Peas at the Brown County Music Center in 2006.

Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 11:29 PM (VHUov)

314 Picking wild blackberries as a kid was like visiting a free candy store:
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 14, 2026 10:50 PM (oob1u)

Huckleberries on grandpa's 100 acres when I was wee little. Mom always worried I'd meet a bear and fight him for the huckleberries. Also, I tended to not come back with a full bucket. And my hands and mouth all blue. Ahem.

Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 11:29 PM (RGxCT)

315 My Sicilian friends growing up called it "gravy" on Sundays because it had meat in it. If they had pasta on any other day it was "tomato sauce"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 11:29 PM (RIvkX)

316
www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYPq1dd8-uE

Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 14, 2026 11:30 PM (KAi1n)

317 277 Been watching The Sopranos lately. Before that, I had never heard pasta sauce referred to as gravy. I'm not comfortable with that!
Posted by: Doof at March 14, 2026 11:18 PM

Ohhhh…okay, so that is descended from southern Italy, whose an Italian is, according to Tuscans, impossible to understand and wrong. They don’t say the g in Ragú, and their r’s sound like gs. So it sounds like gr-a-u-e

They also say Grazie wrong.

Posted by: Piper at March 14, 2026 11:30 PM (Wmg4n)

318 puh KHAN

Captain Kirk's least favorite pie.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 14, 2026 11:30 PM (+9wcF)

319 Don Black I think that's what happened few weeks ago when I made sausage gravy for my biscuits. Gravy was light brown, not white. I have an electric range so things like browning a roux can be dicey (some day, gas range to replace it) and I'm extra cautious. Flavor was outstanding nevertheless.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 14, 2026 11:30 PM (U/Byj)

320 Huh. I did not know red eye gravy was made with coffee.

I might have to make some.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2026 11:30 PM (bss/y)

321 PECK ann

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 14, 2026 11:30 PM (/lPRQ)

322 So is that different from a marionberry?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 14, 2026 11:18 PM (RIvkX)


Fun fact: the Marionberry was named after a county in Oregon, not the past mayor of Washington DC

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2026 11:31 PM (rbvCR)

323 I learned something that might interest this smart military blog. In olden days, the command "havoc" meant to allow your troops to rape and plunder a defeated city. Often, if a city surrendered, plunder was kept to a minimum although tribute may well be demanded. But if they forced a siege and were conquered, it's cry havoc and no quarter!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 14, 2026 11:31 PM (ndZc7)

324 It's an expanded version of a common Japanese mnemonic trick, where they use a subset of their alphabet syllabary to map to numbers.

"1" is pronounced "ichi" or "hito", so "hi" and "i" are "1".

"2" is "ni" or "futa", so "ni" and "fu" are "2".

etc. etc.
Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 10:59 PM (VHUov)

Think of all the brainspace he is wasting memorizing the digits of pi, when he could be memorizing Studebaker parts numbers. Sad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2026 11:31 PM (8zz6B)

325 My Sicilian friends growing up called it "gravy" on Sundays because it had meat in it. If they had pasta on any other day it was "tomato sauce"
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Damn, I might have learned something.
Well, my day is complete having learned something.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 14, 2026 11:33 PM (/lPRQ)

326 Hard to deny the Pope had become a tool of the left, while much/all? of the Presby's have also surrendered. Seek out one's own salvation.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2026 11:27 PM (vbXSk)

Totally agree. Back when Catholics would not allow people to read Bibles.

NOT ALL PRESBYTERIANS Are The Same. Nor many Protestant denominations who break away due to heretics. I was raised PCA, then as an adult joined and raised our sons PCUSA...the liberal branch. Which did not alarm me til 2014 and I raised some cain with the big guns from Orlando and was called a Calvinist.

I might be wrong, but the only Protestant church to hold the line are the Baptists.

I come from a long line of ancestors who rebel. In this case, things changed and I changed with the times. I want traditional service and music and we cannot find it locally. My mother's Presbyterian PCA church remains true to the roots of the Bible.

I am going backwards in time as my ancestors were rebelling French Huguenots, and Scot's Presbyterians who wore their red scarves with pride (the origin of "redneck" rebelling against the Church of England). I may have some explaining to do in heaven and will be ready.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 11:34 PM (WONhk)

327 > Don Black I think that's what happened few weeks ago when I made sausage gravy for my biscuits.
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um, okay ?
maybe you meant this for someone else

Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2026 11:34 PM (ZxPkt)

328 puh KHAN

Captain Kirk's least favorite pie.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 14, 2026 11:30 PM (+9wcF)

He didn't mind when his dog peed on khan.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 14, 2026 11:35 PM (S/Y4j)

329 First time I ever heard tomato sauce called "gravy" was in New England...it was then I realized I had entered a different dimension....

Posted by: The Grateful at March 14, 2026 11:35 PM (IQ6Gq)

330 But if they forced a siege and were conquered, it's cry havoc and no quarter!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 14, 2026 11:31 PM (ndZc7)

I suppose letting slip the dogs of war goes without saying.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 14, 2026 11:36 PM (Mh6s8)

331 320 Huh. I did not know red eye gravy was made with coffee.

I might have to make some.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 14, 2026 11:30 PM (bss/y)


Yes and AWESOME on ham!!!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 11:36 PM (WONhk)

332 AOP, speaking of Studebaker, one of my new neighbors is an Avanti owner. Sadly, it's a 1980's car. So not quite the real thing.

Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 14, 2026 11:36 PM (+9wcF)

333 327 > Don Black I think that's what happened few weeks ago when I made sausage gravy for my biscuits.
----

um, okay ?
maybe you meant this for someone else
_-_
It just dawned on me...prolly the other Don....

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 14, 2026 11:37 PM (uKG+m)

334 The Sicilian’s say this. The Northern Italians say they are wrong and don’t speak Italian. They say other things, but I am nicer.

A bit more explanation above about gravy. But this is the summary.

Posted by: Piper at March 14, 2026 11:37 PM (Wmg4n)

335 Strawberry rhubarb
Coconut crème
Pecan

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 14, 2026 11:38 PM (A5RD0)

336 Before that, I had never heard pasta sauce referred to as gravy. I'm not comfortable with that!
Posted by: Doof at March 14, 2026 11:18 PM (+sTu6)

Go to that fictional Rhode Island place, you'll even find it referred to that way on some restaurant menus. More common than calling it sauce.

Posted by: From about That Time at March 14, 2026 11:38 PM (sl73Y)

337 Colorado weather update:

snow tonight, back in the 80s by Wednesday

Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2026 11:39 PM (ZxPkt)

338 They can refuel each other, if necessary. Although there are only a small number (like maybe 10?) that are equipped to take on fuel from another KC-135R.

Those that can are designated KC-135R(RT). FWIW

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 14, 2026 11:05 PM (jtM2q)

Actually, the "T" designation is for those that have a "dual" fuel system. They can be used to refuel SR-71s, which require a different type of fuel than normal JP-8. The copilot has to be careful with his switches to ensure he's passing gas properly. There are a few KC-135s that are refuellable, but very few used as refuelers themselves.

KC-10s are refuellable, and we regularly sent them to haul the cargo for a deployment of fighter jets. They would refuel the fighters, and we would refuel the KC-10. Spent a week in Bodo, Norway helping them get going back over the Atlantic. Good beer and beautiful women - who wanted nothing to do with an American after a month or two of Marines being in town.

Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 11:39 PM (RGxCT)

339 Ya keep this pie talk up and we're havin' Thanksgiving early...now that I think about it...not a bad idea...just add another one to the calendar some months later.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 14, 2026 11:40 PM (uKG+m)

340 Maybe I should switch to Dan Block.

Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2026 11:40 PM (ZxPkt)

341 Venezuela up 7-5 on Japan.

Top of the 8th!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 14, 2026 11:41 PM (z8KUs)

342 337 Colorado weather update:

snow tonight, back in the 80s by Wednesday
_-_
Yep. Don't know whether to cut firewood or plant the garden...but if we don't get some rain or snow soon, it won't much matter about the garden.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 14, 2026 11:41 PM (uKG+m)

343 In college I was a member of Eta Bita Pi.

Posted by: wth at March 14, 2026 11:41 PM (BT3km)

344 First time I ever heard tomato sauce called "gravy" was in New England...it was then I realized I had entered a different dimension....
Posted by: The Grateful at March 14, 2026 11:35 PM (IQ6Gq)


In New England cooking, from what I understand, gravy was never a thickened broth, it was just the broth.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2026 11:42 PM (rbvCR)

345 "I may have some explaining to do in heaven and will be ready." Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat

ha, yeah, that is the best we can do. Last "group" I was in, leader spoke of the Huguenots (his history?), though I was thinking they were German. idk the history of them, should probably spend some time to learn more history. ha

Posted by: illiniwek at March 14, 2026 11:43 PM (vbXSk)

346 340 Maybe I should switch to Dan Block.
_-_
Oof. And after all of that StormFront talk the other day...isn't the guy who founded that also named Don Black?

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 14, 2026 11:44 PM (uKG+m)

347 Good night everyone! Except the dead animals. Even if I am at fault for them. 🤣

Posted by: Piper at March 14, 2026 11:44 PM (Wmg4n)

348 AOP, speaking of Studebaker, one of my new neighbors is an Avanti owner. Sadly, it's a 1980's car. So not quite the real thing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura at March 14, 2026 11:36 PM (+9wcF)

All Avantis are real Avantis. The ones Studebaker built are original Avantis, but the ones built by various successor companies are all legitimate users of the name. Some of the latter-day ones kind of dropped the ball styling-wise though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2026 11:45 PM (8zz6B)

349 The Huguenots were such big naysayers.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 14, 2026 11:46 PM (KAi1n)

350 Is it pronounced pee-cans or peh-cahns?
Posted by: Nunzio Vespuna at March 14, 2026 11:19 PM (oftw2)

Puh-cons.
Pee-cans are those upright metal urinals we have in the KC-135 "lavatory" where you lift the lid and aim into them when your bladder is full.

Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 11:46 PM (RGxCT)

351 dropped the ball styling-wise
_-_
That's what my wife keeps telling me.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 14, 2026 11:46 PM (uKG+m)

352 Some of the latter-day ones kind of dropped the ball styling-wise though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 14, 2026 11:45 PM (8zz6B)

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The Trabanti was definitely a low point in the brand's history.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 14, 2026 11:46 PM (+HNx/)

353 In college I was a member of Eta Bita Pi.
Posted by: wth


You'd stop by their house first, so you'd have a shot at surviving the party at I Tappa Kegga.

Posted by: mikeski at March 14, 2026 11:47 PM (VHUov)

354
I have problems with Roman Catholic doctrine, but you nailed the Who and the why. You were made for it.
Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 11:25 PM (RGxCT)
......................................
I cannot remember a time when God was not in my life. Knowing me, loving me, but also knowing I'm basically a harmless lady with a wicked sense of humor at times.

He knew you before you were conceived is how much He loves you. He knows the number of hairs on your head. He knows the paths you will take (this may be contrary to Catholic doctrine as I am new, but what I believe as an almost former conservative Presbyterian). I am Biblically sound.

The biggest surprise for me is so is the Catholic Mass...in readings. When I was told otherwise my entire life.

No, my husband and others don't have verses memorized which was required by me in Sunday School all of my life. John 3:16 is memorized by toddlers from the KJV of the Bible.

He created the stars, Pleiades, and Orion!
Amos 5:8

Ok, going to bed now and will leave y'all alone. Love you all.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 11:48 PM (WONhk)

355 Never had marion berries, at least not knowingly. I mean, is it even possible that there's a lousy variety of blackberries? I say NO!

Snausage gravy varies a lot. I had the worst sausage gravy/ biscuits ever fashioned at a small diner here in town. Like they mixed flour with water and left it sit until glompy. sad!

Posted by: 13times at March 14, 2026 11:49 PM (llLGG)

356
Some Japanese dude has memorized 100,000 digits of pi. I have trouble with my phone number. Akira Haraguchi
Posted by: javems at March 14, 2026 10:46 PM

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Headline: "Japanese Man Wastes Life, Dies Alone."

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 14, 2026 11:50 PM (azNOR)

357 349 The Huguenots were such big naysayers.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 14, 2026 11:46 PM (KAi1n)

My French ancestors said nay to indulgences. My mother found a document where they were in trouble in Paris.

I come by this naturally as I am often in trouble with someone, but not for indulgences.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 11:51 PM (WONhk)

358 > In college I was a member of Eta Bita Pi.
Posted by: wth
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I was in I Phelta Thi

Posted by: Don Black at March 14, 2026 11:52 PM (ZxPkt)

359 pole dancing squirrel >> russian squirrel

Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 14, 2026 11:52 PM (osGen)

360 Proud member of Tappa Kegga Dei

Posted by: Cock of the Walk at March 14, 2026 11:53 PM (osGen)

361 Marionberries are awesome!

Loganberries are awesomer.

But raspberries from my grandmothers vines growing in my son’s backyard are best.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 14, 2026 11:54 PM (A5RD0)

362 Studebaker was a main sponsor of the Mr. Ed TV show. Connie Hines made commercials for Larks. She looked quite nice in one.

Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at March 14, 2026 11:55 PM (oftw2)

363 I might be wrong, but the only Protestant church to hold the line are the Baptists.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 14, 2026 11:34 PM (WONhk)

Nope. Plenty of doctrinally sound Lutherans out there, too (and some other denomination parts). You won't find them in the largest Lutheran group, the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA). They're all over in the Wisconsin Synod (WELS) and the Lutheran Church Missouri Synod (LCMS). (And some small independent groups.)

Posted by: GWB at March 14, 2026 11:55 PM (RGxCT)

364 Larks were quite popular. The Big Three had to respond with their own compacts for 1960. Falcon, Corvair, Valiant.

Posted by: Automobile Club of America at March 14, 2026 11:59 PM (oftw2)

365 I planted thimbleberries in my back yard, but I am coming to think that my back yard is not a good environment for thimbleberries. The blackcaps are not doing so hot either.

My backyard, however, was a fantastic place for Himalaya blackberries, until I spent 5 years digging them out.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 14, 2026 11:59 PM (rbvCR)

366 The Huguenots were such big naysayers.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 14, 2026 11:46 PM (KAi1n)

My French ancestors said nay to indulgences. My mother found a document where they were in trouble in Paris.
///
I knew I should have spelled it "Hugenots".

Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 14, 2026 11:59 PM (KAi1n)

367 Marionberries are awesome!
Loganberries are awesomer.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 14, 2026 11:54 PM (A5RD0)

You're on Vashion Island and not cheerleading for the Himalayan berry home team?

Are you a Russian spy?

Posted by: 13times at March 14, 2026 11:59 PM (llLGG)

368 Fun fact: the Marionberry was named after a county in Oregon, not the past mayor of Washington DC
Posted by: Kindltot

That was Marion Barry.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 15, 2026 12:00 AM (KAi1n)

369 Salmonberries are tasty. But too tart for pies.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2026 12:00 AM (A5RD0)

370 Studebaker was a main sponsor of the Mr. Ed TV show. Connie Hines made commercials for Larks. She looked quite nice in one.
Posted by: TV Facts and Foibles at March 14, 2026 11:55 PM (oftw2)

Wilbur Post had a Studebaker Champ truck to pull Ed's horse trailer. Ed never got to drive a Studebaker, but he did drive a Divco ( IIRC) mik van in one episode.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2026 12:01 AM (8zz6B)

371 8-5 Venezuela.

Top of the 9th

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2026 12:01 AM (A5RD0)

372 Huguenot might have been a good name for a car model.

The Hudson Huguenot sounds good.

Posted by: Auto Autist. at March 15, 2026 12:02 AM (oftw2)

373 Larks were quite popular. The Big Three had to respond with their own compacts for 1960. Falcon, Corvair, Valiant.
Posted by: Automobile Club of America at March 14, 2026 11:59 PM (oftw2)

I drove my little six-cylinder 1960 Lark today, as a matter of act. Runs like a pup.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2026 12:03 AM (8zz6B)

374 Salmonberries are tasty. But too tart for pies.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2026 12:00 AM (A5RD0)

Salmonberries might make a good liqueur or vodka cooler.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2026 12:04 AM (8zz6B)

375 No, my husband and others don't have verses memorized which was required by me in Sunday School all of my life. John 3:16 is memorized by toddlers from the KJV of the Bible.

He created the stars, Pleiades, and Orion!
Amos 5:8

Ok, going to bed now and will leave y'all alone. Love you all.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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KT hit on that this morning - as it came - the modern denominations dropped — Loyalty, Authority, and Sanctity —
don't just fail to resonate; they actively reject these concerns as immoral.
Loyalty to a group shrinks the moral circle; it is the basis of racism and exclusion, they say.
Authority is oppression.
Sanctity is religious mumbo-jumbo whose only function is to suppress female sexuality and justify homophobia."

Progressive Christianity does the same thing theologically. It elevates the care and fairness dimensions of Jesus's teaching above everything else… then treats anyone who draws from the other moral foundations as a Pharisee.

The result sounds like pure love. But it's a narrowed moral vision that has quietly set aside half the palette and declared the remaining half to be the whole gospel."

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2026 12:05 AM (9Bsty)

376 Sausage gravy is not “white” gravy, tho it is made with Milk. Milk gravy. SOS w/ beef. In addition to plenty of Pepper, chicken bouillon & Fennel is good for that traditional four calendar Diner flavor. A leetle bit of freeze-dried coffee is good in there too.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2026 12:05 AM (+s7dC)

377 Motörhead's Phil "Wizzö" Campbell, guitarist, kicked the bucket at the ripe age of 64. RIP.

The Ace of Spades passes on to a new generation.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 15, 2026 12:05 AM (M9gjJ)

378 376 Sausage gravy is not “white” gravy, tho it is made with Milk. Milk gravy. SOS w/ beef. In addition to plenty of Pepper, chicken bouillon & Fennel is good for that traditional four calendar Diner flavor. A leetle bit of freeze-dried coffee is good in there too.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 15, 2026 12:05 AM (+s7dC)

Hmmm, chicken bouillon in sausage gravy? Sounds like a cool idea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2026 12:07 AM (bss/y)

379 *face palms*

Modern education is sadly lacking.

The failing lesbian knight video game that was just released has Aeta as the knight in question. The time is 1348, when the Black Death had just started to exterminate up to half of Italy's population.

In the game we are told, the tales of Arthur and the Round Table are her inspiration to be a knight. Le Morte d'Arthur was not compiled and published until 1470. So how could a provincial aristocratic girl in Italy know anything of the loose collection of English and French tales of Arthur?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2026 12:08 AM (2GVsD)

380 salmon eggs > salmonberries

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2026 12:09 AM (BT3km)

381 That was Marion Barry.
Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 15, 2026 12:00 AM (KAi1n)


You agree with me.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2026 12:10 AM (rbvCR)

382 In the game we are told, the tales of Arthur and the Round Table are her inspiration to be a knight. Le Morte d'Arthur was not compiled and published until 1470. So how could a provincial aristocratic girl in Italy know anything of the loose collection of English and French tales of Arthur?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2026 12:08 AM (2GVsD)

She has visions?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2026 12:11 AM (bss/y)

383 Salmon roe with raw quail egg


Omg yum!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2026 12:11 AM (A5RD0)

384 In the game we are told, the tales of Arthur and the Round Table are her inspiration to be a knight. Le Morte d'Arthur was not compiled and published until 1470. So how could a provincial aristocratic girl in Italy know anything of the loose collection of English and French tales of Arthur?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2026 12:08 AM (2GVsD)

The real burning question: Does Aeta wear a chainmail bra?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2026 12:12 AM (8zz6B)

385 The real burning question: Does Aeta wear a chainmail bra?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2026 12:12 AM (8zz6B)


Even more important, under her chainmail hot-pants is she wearing a gambethong?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2026 12:13 AM (rbvCR)

386 Tom McCahill's complaint at Studebaker was quality control. He illustrated that by mentioning " beer cans in the door panels", but you know that was the canary. Too bad management couldn't get a handle on it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2026 12:13 AM (9Bsty)

387 Aetius

The game developers had that and some serious mind-numbing drugs.

The climatic boss battle is between Aeta and her lesbian love Bianca. Two young lesbians with swords attacking each other.

Apparently, the game devs never contemplated any other possible interpretation to that.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2026 12:14 AM (2GVsD)

388 Holy shit!

Venezuela beats Japan!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2026 12:16 AM (A5RD0)

389 65 There is like a hour long video on Boston how it started as a one man band who made the first album of all tracks and instruments but when it came time to actually perform at a venue they had to fill it with other players

Considering how many guitar overdub tracks the Scholz sound required did live Boston require like 3 or 4 guitarists? Not bashing Tom at all, he's right up there with the Beach Boys and the Ramones for creating a signature sound. Problem with that is you can't really ever change it so eventually you run out of variations on it

Posted by: Azjaeger at March 15, 2026 12:17 AM (3/XaG)

390 Aeta sports a boy's bowl cut. Her attire seems to be a linen under-tunic and skirt with leather armor and the only metal armor being on one arm.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2026 12:18 AM (2GVsD)

391 He created the stars, Pleiades, and Orion!
Amos 5:8


I understand that the Pleiades and the blue/white stars in Orion are each in close clusters and each likely formed at the same time.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 15, 2026 12:18 AM (gKWVE)

392 380 salmon eggs > salmonberries
Posted by: wth
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380 salmon eggs > salmonberries > salmonella

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2026 12:18 AM (9Bsty)

393 A pee-can is something that goes under the bed at night.

Posted by: Don in SoCo at March 14, 2026 11:21 PM (uKG+m)
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A pee-can is someone who goes to the bathroom at 3AM.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 15, 2026 12:19 AM (5UTWB)

394 salmon eggs > salmonberries > salmonella

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2026 12:18 AM (9Bsty)

Sam & Dave>salmon eggs>salmonberries>salmonella

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2026 12:21 AM (8zz6B)

395 The climatic boss battle is between Aeta and her lesbian love Bianca. Two young lesbians with swords attacking each other.

Apparently, the game devs never contemplated any other possible interpretation to that.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2026 12:14 AM (2GVsD)

And you bought this game or just watched a video?

I have heard about it, but it seemed like so bad it is not even funny trash.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 15, 2026 12:24 AM (bss/y)

396 Wow, the Club looks great! 2D's-- you guys did a heckuva job on the decor-- thanks!
- - - - -

May yer souls be in glory an hour b'fore the devil knows yer dead!

Posted by: JQ at March 15, 2026 12:25 AM (rdVOm)

397 A pee-can is someone who goes to the bathroom at 3AM.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 15, 2026 12:19 AM (5UTWB)

Really?

Posted by: Aetius451AD, pee-can at March 15, 2026 12:25 AM (bss/y)

398 Sweet

https://meetmythamerica.com/grit.html

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 15, 2026 12:25 AM (w6EFb)

399 Salmon roe and cream cheese in an omelette are sublime.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2026 12:26 AM (A5RD0)

400 Oh hell no, I was not going to buy it and give those vermin money. But Endymion on YouTube has published these climatic scenes where it is revealed that peasant girl Biance is the one who let the bandits into the village so the bandits could rape and kill. All because Bianca wanted to have power. And somehow these rough and nasty male bandits made her their queen. And after Aeta kills all these bandits, this is the big reveal and fight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2026 12:27 AM (2GVsD)

401 Salmon roe and cream cheese in an omelette are sublime.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2026 12:26 AM (A5RD0)


But not Pautzke's right?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2026 12:27 AM (rbvCR)

402 A pee-can is someone who goes to the bathroom at 3AM.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey,
------------

https://tinyurl.com/22ttvusv

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 15, 2026 12:27 AM (9Bsty)

403 Really?

Posted by: Aetius451AD, pee-can at March 15, 2026 12:25 AM (bss/y)
-

Depends.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 15, 2026 12:28 AM (5UTWB)

404 Venezuela beats Japan!
.......

Didn't even need nukes.

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2026 12:28 AM (BT3km)

405 Depends.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 15, 2026 12:28 AM (5UTWB)

Wouldn't that be someone who doesn't get to the bathroom at 3am?

Posted by: Aetius451AD, pee-can at March 15, 2026 12:29 AM (bss/y)

406 Depends?

Willie Make-It?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2026 12:30 AM (2GVsD)

407 The Japanese "One Missed Call" films are the "Friday the 13th"s of the "Nightmare on Elm Street"s.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 15, 2026 12:30 AM (CHHv1)

408 Wouldn't that be someone who doesn't get to the bathroom at 3am?

Posted by: Aetius451AD, pee-can at March 15, 2026 12:29 AM (bss/y)
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You're asking someone who lately gets up in the middle of the night due to incoming incontinental missiles.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 15, 2026 12:32 AM (5UTWB)

409 Re KC-135s...did you realize that KC-135s have been refueling B-52s since 1957? Next year will be the 70th anniversary of that.

Posted by: Azjaeger at March 15, 2026 12:32 AM (3/XaG)

410 Wow, the Club looks great! 2D's-- you guys did a heckuva job on the decor-- thanks!

Posted by: JQ at March 15, 2026 12:25 AM (rdVOm)


We aim to please!

Posted by: Doof at March 15, 2026 12:32 AM (QMAsf)

411
The discovery that transformed pi

https://youtu.be/gMlf1ELvRzc

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 15, 2026 12:32 AM (xG4kz)

412 No, Chinese ships are not steaming through the Strait. Translated video of Chinese navigators discussing a daring run or starvation.

https://x.com/jenniferzeng97/status/2033018403019956653

Posted by: 13times at March 15, 2026 12:33 AM (llLGG)

413 Depends?

Willie Make-It?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2026 12:30 AM (2GVsD)
-

I Buckingham Palace they ask "Will we make it?"

The royal wee.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 15, 2026 12:34 AM (5UTWB)

414 1957, those were KC-135As.

Right now the USAF is using KC-135Rs which are remanufactured KC-135Es.

And if the KC-46A Pegasus keeps limping along, the KC-135 will also soldier on like the 'new' B-52J.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2026 12:34 AM (2GVsD)

415 Anyone here ever drink so much green beer on St. Pat's, that they pee'd green?

LOL, I have friends what told their tales of it, back in the day.

Posted by: JQ at March 15, 2026 12:35 AM (rdVOm)

416 Aaaand Canada (Vancouver Canucks) lose to the US (Seattle kraken) again.

Too bad. So sad.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 15, 2026 12:35 AM (A5RD0)

417 Double dribble.

Posted by: wth at March 15, 2026 12:35 AM (BT3km)

418 If Canada keeps losing, the whole country may sign up for MAID.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2026 12:36 AM (2GVsD)

419 You're asking someone who lately gets up in the middle of the night due to incoming incontinental missiles.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 15, 2026 12:32 AM (5UTWB)

Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD, pee-can at March 15, 2026 12:36 AM (bss/y)

420
Where is the slice of mincemeat pie?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 15, 2026 12:36 AM (xG4kz)

421 Aaaand Canada (Vancouver Canucks) lose to the US (Seattle kraken) again.

Too bad. So sad.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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HAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: JQ at March 15, 2026 12:36 AM (rdVOm)

422 And the Kraken was buried in an Avalanche the other night.

Posted by: Don Black at March 15, 2026 12:37 AM (ZxPkt)

423 French silk, Pumpkin, and fudge.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 15, 2026 12:38 AM (x29G8)

424 The Avs responded by getting whipped by Winnipeg earlier today.

Posted by: Don Black at March 15, 2026 12:38 AM (ZxPkt)

425 Saint Paddy's Day party at the bar, was when I started hoisting my cocktail tray aloft-- overhead, like Supertramp's Breakfast in America album cover lady-- while waitressing.

"Move it or wear it!"

It was the only way to get through the crowd.

Posted by: JQ at March 15, 2026 12:40 AM (rdVOm)

426 Happy Saturday Horde! Just got home from my neighbor's St. Patty's Day dinner and dance party.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 15, 2026 12:40 AM (0nHVk)

427 390 Aeta sports a boy's bowl cut.

--

Greta thunderscowl has a bowl cut now
Gone are the braids
She kinda looks like an medieval stable boy

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 15, 2026 12:40 AM (0JWOm)

428 She kinda looks like an medieval stable boy

Greta von Thule looks like the piss boy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2026 12:42 AM (2GVsD)

429 She kinda looks like an medieval stable boy
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 15, 2026 12:40 AM (0JWOm)

Which is odd, considering that her photo is used to illustrate "unstable" in the dictionary.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2026 12:43 AM (8zz6B)

430 Hi, Debby!

Chivas, or... have you had enough already, tee hee?

Posted by: JQ at March 15, 2026 12:43 AM (rdVOm)

431 Well, I had some "blackened" Atlantic salmon for dinner. It was OK, not wonderful, but OK.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2026 12:46 AM (8zz6B)

432 AoP, did your family escape Mexico?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2026 12:47 AM (2GVsD)

433 Dear Viktor.

With love,
Viktor.

https://tinyurl.com/3nm4j3re

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 15, 2026 12:48 AM (5UTWB)

434 Pick 3 pies:

Each slice appears to be 1/8 of a pie. So I’ll take all 16 pieces which is equal to 2 pies and will still be owed 1 pie.

Posted by: Buzz Adrenaline at March 15, 2026 12:49 AM (JRP2U)

435 AoP, did your family escape Mexico?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2026 12:47 AM (2GVsD)

As far as I know, they are still there, and the violence in P.V. has subsided.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2026 12:50 AM (8zz6B)

436 Holy crap. Three days of St. Patrick's Day parties? That's hardcore.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 15, 2026 12:50 AM (M9gjJ)

437 Still there? Hope they stay safe.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2026 12:52 AM (2GVsD)

438 1957, those were KC-135As.

Right now the USAF is using KC-135Rs which are remanufactured KC-135Es.

And if the KC-46A Pegasus keeps limping along, the KC-135 will also soldier on like the 'new' B-52J.

I know. And the only B-52s left are all H models built in 61-62. But its still a fun thought that that has been going on for more than half of the entire history of powered flight. Or if a major power, heck any military, was still using B-17s as bombers in 2008.

Posted by: Azjaeger at March 15, 2026 12:53 AM (3/XaG)

439 JQ, I think that I will stick with the Jameson's tonight if you don't mind. Thank you muchly.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 15, 2026 12:54 AM (0nHVk)

440 The NORKs are still flying Il-28 Beagles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2026 12:54 AM (2GVsD)

441 Ah... excellent choice, Debby!

*Jameson's* it is.

Posted by: JQ at March 15, 2026 12:56 AM (rdVOm)

442 If Canada keeps losing, the whole country may sign up for MAID.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2026 12:36 AM (2GVsD)

They need to borrow MegaMAID from Spaceballs.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 15, 2026 12:56 AM (S/Y4j)

443 Something ocurred to me a few years ago. At a family funeral, don't look around and wonder who's next. You may be surprised, or not.

Posted by: Lord Percy at March 15, 2026 12:56 AM (NO/Iy)

444 You mean Canada will go from suck to blow?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 15, 2026 12:57 AM (2GVsD)

445 Holy crap. Three days of St. Patrick's Day parties? That's hardcore.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 15, 2026 12:50 AM (M9gjJ

Butte, Montana.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, at March 15, 2026 12:58 AM (Ar/17)

446 Or if a major power, heck any military, was still using B-17s as bombers in 2008.
Posted by: Azjaeger at March 15, 2026 12:53 AM (3/XaG)

Speaking of B-17's, Sentimental Journey, which is based at Falcon Field in Mesa, flew right over my head today. Shiny aluminum glistening in the sunlight.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2026 12:59 AM (8zz6B)

447 VMom, were you mentioning a concern over your vision?

I saw this today: Cell death in photoreceptor cells is reversible, study finds

https://tinyurl.com/preview/46jtz43m

Posted by: Kindltot at March 15, 2026 01:01 AM (rbvCR)

448 >>>Butte, Montana.

Posted by: Pug Mahon,

>On the bright side, all of that cabbage will clean the plumbing.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 15, 2026 01:11 AM (M9gjJ)

449 Good jokes tonight, D&D!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2026 01:29 AM (8zz6B)

450 Well, I am getting sleepy. Going to sack out. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 15, 2026 01:35 AM (8zz6B)

451 Everybody's gone. Damn.

Posted by: JQ at March 15, 2026 02:00 AM (rdVOm)

452 Good night AOP, I'll just tidy up here a bit, and maybe sip one more.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 15, 2026 02:02 AM (0nHVk)

453 JQ! I thought that I was the only one here after AOP left. Let's get this place cleaned up.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 15, 2026 02:05 AM (0nHVk)

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Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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