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Cultural Enrichment Watch: Teenage Terrorists Throw Shrapnel Bombs at NYC Mayoral Mansion, Flash ISIS Signs for the Cameras

Apparently the Junior Jihadis were attempting to murder protesters who believe that Muslims are dangerous. Thereby proving the protesters' point.

The terrorists are the sons of naturalized citizen Muslim parents.

Denaturalize and deport. We don't have to put up with this.


One of the accused terrorists busted for lobbing explosive devices near Gracie Mansion flashed a sick salute honoring ISIS as he was led in shackles from a police precinct Monday.

Emir Balat, 18, was seen holding up his right index finger -- a universal salute for the terror group -- and grinning at the press while being led by a cop and an FBI agent.

Balat, wearing a black T-shirt and beige pants, made the gesture before one of the officers flanking him slapped down his hand.

ISIS fighters have often used the index finger gesture in their propaganda. The gesture is also used by many Muslims to demonstrate their commitment to monotheism.

Balat and 19-year-old Ibrahim Kayumi, both from Pennsylvania, were set to face federal charges on Monday.


The pair was arrested Saturday after allegedly trying to detonate a homemade "Mother of Satan" bomb during a protest outside New York Mayor Zohran Mamdani's Upper East Side residence.

Law enforcement sources told The Post that one of the two suspects used the Arabic phrase "Allahu Akbar" (God is Great) after their police interview.

Balat, whose parents are reportedly from Turkey but who became naturalized citizens in 2017, grew up in a four-bed two-bath home in the leafy Pennsylvania suburb of Langhorne, worth an estimated $653,000, while his alleged sidekick lived in a $2.25 million six-bedroom home near the New Jersey border.


Agents were seen raiding Balat's home following his arrest, as a "terror investigation" was underway.

The two teenagers reportedly made pro-ISIS statements while in police custody, and admitted to watching Islamist terror propaganda videos, federal law enforcement sources told Fox News correspondent CB Cotton.

...


The device, which consisted of a sports drink bottle filled with volatile explosive material TATP, set inside a glass jar surrounded by nuts and bolts, according to CBS News, could have been fatal if it had detonated.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:20 PM




Comments

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1 Good afternoon Ace and everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 12:20 PM (EtnSa)

2 First

Posted by: Hotspur at March 09, 2026 12:20 PM (hp5Wc)

3 So the Boston bomber 2.0.

Funny how this keeps happening.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:21 PM (bss/y)

4 Deport

Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2026 12:21 PM (YwEeS)

5 The blaming of the Jews in this one is extra special.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 12:22 PM (6V7rn)

6 I predicted that Mamdani would side with Sharia patrols on Broadway or a Muslim murdering a cop.

I still think that will happen, but I guess we need some stepping stones to get there first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

7 As said on 2 threads I watched the Baader meinhof Complex, movie, we aint there yet but maybe its coming

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 12:22 PM (EtnSa)

8 Perhaps they'd like to be the next Supreme Leader of Iran?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 09, 2026 12:23 PM (y2f7I)

9 Who was blaming the Jews?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 09, 2026 12:23 PM (qwx/I)

10 Deport these entitled little shits and their families too.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 09, 2026 12:23 PM (eJ/ld)

11 'God is on the throne of my life.'

Hmmm, critique:

'The Lord is my Shepherd' would have been better.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:23 PM (bss/y)

12 The terrorists are the sons of naturalized citizen Muslim parents.

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Moderate Muslim parents lead to radical Islamic children?

Probably a coincidence.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

13 It's a good thing their bombmakers are morons.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 12:23 PM (Riz8t)

14 Willowed:

I was doing internet research on the sinking of the Soleimani, but couldn't find the name of our sub that did it. Has that been released, or is it being kept secret for now for OPSEC purposes?
Posted by: Bulg

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 12:23 PM (77rzZ)

15 Moderate Muslim parents lead to radical Islamic children?

Probably a coincidence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

Seems to be the way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:24 PM (bss/y)

16 Be a shame if that little muthafu*ka had his finger broken.
In fact, his buddy too.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 12:25 PM (2WIwB)

17 Clearly, this is psy-ops from Mossad.

- Candace Carlson / Tucker Owens

Posted by: Darth Randall at March 09, 2026 12:25 PM (j6+il)

18 And the entire left will fall all over itself to suck more necrotic Muslim microdick (Who did you see Necrotic Muslim Microdick open for, and where, Horde?)

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 12:25 PM (3wOGw)

19 The de-evolution of NYC continues apace.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 09, 2026 12:25 PM (jtM2q)

20 Meanwhile, in Paris . . .

NSFW because of boobies.

https://is.gd/p0ypD5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 09, 2026 12:26 PM (ndZc7)

21 I seen one press release by the homo musl8m mayor that did not acknowledge his terrorists buddies but said the honkeys were racist and violent, implied thet attacked counter protesters.

Posted by: Operator Error at March 09, 2026 12:26 PM (d5zIg)

22 Execute the bastards.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 09, 2026 12:26 PM (rJ48h)

23 Behead those who say that Islam is not a religion of peace.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 12:26 PM (4NO2D)

24 I still think that will happen, but I guess we need some stepping stones to get there first.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:22 PM (GBKbO)


Oh...he's there already. Mamdani criticized, by name, the original demonstration, but only spoke of the NYPD stopping potential violence.

Besides, they were just kids playing with firecrackers, just like those kids having a snowball fight with the cops last month!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 12:26 PM (n9ltV)

25 "I was doing internet research on the sinking of the Soleimani, but couldn't find the name of our sub that did it. Has that been released, or is it being kept secret for now for OPSEC purposes?"

Wait till the war is completed then the name will be released. s for now, that is info that could be useful to the ayatoiletards, if any of them are left.

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 09, 2026 12:27 PM (FylAi)

26 'God is on the throne of my life.'

And shitting on me.

Posted by: Galaxy-sized deuce incoming! at March 09, 2026 12:27 PM (TbWk/)

27 It's a good thing their bombmakers are morons.

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They won't always be. Not this particular set of animals, but I fear America is not going to escape the imported Islamic terrorism we've generously let in. Things are going to get bad.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2026 12:27 PM (qBdHI)

28 We should be shooting these people in the street

I kid, of course!

Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 12:27 PM (ZxPkt)

29 1. Odds that these two almost comically gay twinks were "known to law enforcement"?

2. Odds that the parents are also radical Muslim goatfuckers?

Answers: (1) High and (2) Very High.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 12:27 PM (iFTx/)

30 Deport
Posted by: steevy at March 09, 2026 12:21 PM (YwEeS)

Woodchipper, then deport.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 12:27 PM (8zz6B)

31 They will be right at home in Rikers with the black Muslim prisoners.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 12:27 PM (cntUY)

32 NSFW because of boobies.

https://is.gd/p0ypD5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Requires a log-in.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 12:27 PM (77rzZ)

33 21 I seen one press release by the homo musl8m mayor that did not acknowledge his terrorists buddies but said the honkeys were racist and violent, implied thet attacked counter protesters.
Posted by: Operator Error

The congress critter for the area and the gov did the same. It’s insane.

Posted by: Piper at March 09, 2026 12:27 PM (6V7rn)

34 Willowed:

I think we've gone past "mind virus" and into "cognitohazard"
Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 12:24 PM (3wOGw)

I like that. Needs something catchier. Mind death.

mors rationis is latin for death of reason according to gurgle.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:27 PM (bss/y)

35 Anyone see the X post of Islamist horse patrols in Manchester, England?

Two guys on horses, on a downtown street, harassing pedestrians and making a nuisance. Cops just shrug their shoulders.

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 12:28 PM (rj6Yv)

36 >>Who was blaming the Jews?


Look, I'm not saying it was the Jews...but, you have to admit, the Waether was awfully nice that day.

Suspiciously, nice.

Posted by: Tucker Qatarlson at March 09, 2026 12:28 PM (l9aEn)

37 An important thread to read:

https://x.com/waltermasterson/status/
2030738690163531891

"@waltermasterson
I was in the middle of saying “as a born and raised New Yorker, we welcome everyone into this city” when he threw that over my head."

"@waltermasterson
20h
And I still stand by it.
As a born and raised in New Yorker, everyone is welcome.

Everyone except chief goatfucker Jake Lang."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

38 Not all of those 96 are going to turn out. They'll just stay home.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 11:48 AM (GBKbO)

Reduced turnout from a primary or reduced turnout for who they would vote for anyway in a given year?

Serious question. Are you saying fewer will turn out now for Talarico than if she hadn't run against him? Not sure I believe that. They were never gonna turn out for a whitey.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 12:28 PM (rUi6v)

39 Be a shame if that little muthafu*ka had his finger broken.
In fact, his buddy too.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 12:25 PM (2WIwB)


I am not a fan of American policing, and the hickory shampoo doesn't really have a place in this country, but I will make an exception for scum like this!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 12:28 PM (n9ltV)

40 A good Monday afternoon to ye, Mister Ace.

Hope you survived the clock changes without too much stress.

Posted by: mindful webworker hates resetting my sundials twice a year at March 09, 2026 12:28 PM (VCAdG)

41 23 Behead those who say that Islam is not a religion of peace.
Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 12:26 PM (4NO2D)

Always a classic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:28 PM (bss/y)

42 24 Oh...he's there already. Mamdani criticized, by name, the original demonstration, but only spoke of the NYPD stopping potential violence.

Besides, they were just kids playing with firecrackers, just like those kids having a snowball fight with the cops last month!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 12:26 PM (n9ltV)

=======

I demand Sharia patrols on Broadway, though.

And Mamdani standing with them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

43 18 Who did you see Necrotic Muslim Microdick open for, and where, Horde?

--

Great band but could never get a gig. No venue would book them cause of the 'phobic name.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at March 09, 2026 12:29 PM (lsYk+)

44 35 Anyone see the X post of Islamist horse patrols in Manchester, England?

Two guys on horses, on a downtown street, harassing pedestrians and making a nuisance. Cops just shrug their shoulders.
Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 12:28 PM (rj6Yv)

Droogs, but on horses.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:29 PM (bss/y)

45 As long as these poor Muslim kids grow up in America in grinding poverty, we can expect more of these radicalized actions.

https://is.gd/a5gMFw

Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 12:29 PM (Riz8t)

46 It wasn't a bomb bomb.

Posted by: Whoopi at March 09, 2026 12:29 PM (Cqx++)

47 "Woodchipper, then deport."

Then deport the woodchipper. Just to make sure!

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 09, 2026 12:29 PM (FylAi)

48 I'm sure CAIR is feverishly working overtime to assure us that the explosives are a traditional Muslim greeting to people they like.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 09, 2026 12:29 PM (OPGS/)

49
Good Lord, NYC is now Ethniklashistan.

If you haven't read The Onion classic (from when it was funny):

https://tinyurl.com/mrxnm8am

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 09, 2026 12:29 PM (k/sBx)

50 38 Reduced turnout from a primary or reduced turnout for who they would vote for anyway in a given year?

Serious question. Are you saying fewer will turn out now for Talarico than if she hadn't run against him? Not sure I believe that. They were never gonna turn out for a whitey.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 12:28 PM (rUi6v)

======

Just reduced turnout compared to previous, comparative, elections.

When black voters don't get their way, at least 3-5% of them just sit at home.

But, again, it's Texas. 2.5 million more Republicans than Democrats.

It'll turn a 13 point loss to a 14 point loss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

51 Mamdani seems to be blaming Jake Lang.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2026 12:30 PM (NpAcC)

52 18 And the entire left will fall all over itself to suck more necrotic Muslim microdick (Who did you see Necrotic Muslim Microdick open for, and where, Horde?)
Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 12:25 PM (3wOGw)

Cannibal Corpse at Hard Rock Live in '23

Posted by: Seemed apropos at March 09, 2026 12:30 PM (TbWk/)

53 The outcome -- sentence -- of this trial will tell me about the state of affairs in America.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 09, 2026 12:31 PM (Lq0Bl)

54 35 Cops just shrug their shoulders.
Posted by: mrp


"What do you expect us to do? Pull them off the horses?"
"If they were carrying a Union Jack, you would!"

I'm not quite convinced the tide is turning but it seems to be starting.

Posted by: NR Pax at March 09, 2026 12:31 PM (OPGS/)

55 Nice Man-Bun, Brah.

Posted by: garrett at March 09, 2026 12:31 PM (l9aEn)

56 Afternoon, Ace.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2026 12:31 PM (bFu5X)

57 46 It wasn't a bomb bomb.
Posted by: Whoopi at March 09, 2026 12:29 PM (Cqx++)

Deport the Slurry!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:31 PM (bss/y)

58 31 They will be right at home in Rikers with the black Muslim prisoners.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 12:27 PM (cntUY)

"Slaves".

Arab Muslims call them slaves.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 12:31 PM (3wOGw)

59 51 Mamdani seems to be blaming Jake Lang.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2026 12:30 PM (NpAcC)

======

Well, if Jake Long hadn't provoked the Muslim community, then the Muslim community wouldn't have responded to the stimuli with violent action.

Because the Muslim community, according to Mamdani's logic, is an unthinking, unreasoning body that cannot coexist with people who disagree with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:31 PM (GBKbO)

60 Two guys on horses, on a downtown street, harassing pedestrians and making a nuisance. Cops just shrug their shoulders.
Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 12:28 PM (rj6Yv)

Some firecrackers could spook the horses pretty good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 12:31 PM (8zz6B)

61 There are 800k Muslims in NYC. Just the city, not accounting for the 100s of thousands in the suburbs, especially NJ.

Shit’s only going to get worse.

Posted by: Heroq at March 09, 2026 12:31 PM (/xVml)

62 BabylonBee: Iran Boasts It Has Destroyed Hundreds Of US Missiles With Its Buildings

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 12:31 PM (RHGPo)

63 Necrotic Muslim Microdick


Yes... The new Ayatollah in Iran...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 12:31 PM (Ea0Ol)

64 I'm not quite convinced the tide is turning but it seems to be starting.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 09, 2026 12:31 PM (OPGS/)

The greatest thing about Trump has been the Removal of Masks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)

65 Moderate Muslim parents lead to radical Islamic children?

Probably a coincidence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

Can we really draw such conclusions ? A radicalized parent and a radicalized son ??? This is shameful, disgusting really! It's un-American, and all signs point to a Zionist plot to discredit America First Americans!

Posted by: Cucker Tarlson at March 09, 2026 12:32 PM (GD0B3)

66 More cancer curing immigrants I see.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2026 12:32 PM (n5tGW)

67 62 BabylonBee: Iran Boasts It Has Destroyed Hundreds Of US Missiles With Its Buildings
Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 12:31 PM (RHGPo)

Lol.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)

68 Why do all these peaceful Muslims keep throwing bombs at me?

Posted by: That guy who wonders why all these gay guys keep sucking his dick at March 09, 2026 12:32 PM (bFu5X)

69 JustTheNews: FBI secretly seizes election records from Arizona’s largest county as voting probe expands

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 12:33 PM (RHGPo)

70 64 I'm not quite convinced the tide is turning but it seems to be starting.
Posted by: NR Pax at March 09, 2026 12:31 PM (OPGS/)

The greatest thing about Trump has been the Removal of Masks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:32 PM (bss/y)

=======

The rise of right-wing parties in Latin America is a sign that the southern border is just going to be less of a problem in the medium term, even post-Trump.

Jailing criminals, like El Salvador, will lead to a more peaceful Latin America which will lessen the need of individuals to leave.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

71 Device fails to detonate. America stands strong — our freedom isn't intimidated.

Riiight. America is not standing strong. America has been taken over by Muslims in cities and states across the country. NYC is a prime example. Texas is even a major center for the Islamic takeover of the U.S.A.

The entire country has been intimidated into acceptance of Islam due to not wanting to be called "Islamophobic".

Unless every last Muslim is deported and banned from ever returning, the U.S.A. is on the same path as the UK and Europe. And this won't happen unless people finally wake up to the fact that Islam is not a religion, but a political ideology of world conquest and subjugation.

Instead of deporting and banning these people, over the past 25 years we've elected them to positions of power and influence at every level of government and institution.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 09, 2026 12:33 PM (P5BPp)

72
OLD: Cherry Bombs
NEW: Shrapnel filled Bombs

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 09, 2026 12:33 PM (IifOV)

73 A jihadist throwing a bomb is the most beautiful sound in the world. -Barry S

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 12:33 PM (rUi6v)

74 69 JustTheNews: FBI secretly seizes election records from Arizona’s largest county as voting probe expands

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 12:33 PM (RHGPo)

======

This did not happen.

All DOJ action stopped once Trump looked in the direction of Iran.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

75 Good afternoon Ace.
I've said it before, but an incident like this only reinforces my belief. This summer in blue cities is going to be nasty. Most are broke, services are falling apart and the idiot leftist political leaders are at war with the Federal government. Add that to jihadist and far left crazies and watch out

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 12:34 PM (qBBPl)

76 There are 800k Muslims in NYC. Just the city, not accounting for the 100s of thousands in the suburbs, especially NJ.

--

That's shocking. Nearly a million of these demons just in that area alone.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2026 12:34 PM (qBdHI)

77 >>I was doing internet research on the sinking of the Soleimani, but couldn't find the name of our sub that did it. Has that been released, or is it being kept secret for now for OPSEC purposes?

I don't think it was a torpedo. If I recall correctly, CENTCOM said it was sunk as part of the operation that targeted and sunk several other Iranian warships.

i.e. anti-surface missiles.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 09, 2026 12:34 PM (Y1sOo)

78 Meanwhile, in Paris . . .

NSFW because of boobies.

https://is.gd/p0ypD5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 09, 2026 12:26 PM (ndZc7)

Requires a log-in. Nope.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 09, 2026 12:34 PM (5xuJ/)

79 I saw Granny Groyper open for the Junior Jihadis at the Double Door in '16.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 09, 2026 12:34 PM (QCCit)

80 I've been seeing rumors on X that Iran has sent the go-code to activate its sleeper cells abroad.

Any resulting terrorist attacks will all be Trump's fault, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 09, 2026 12:35 PM (n1OCj)

81 geist tot.

mind dead.

Posted by: clarence at March 09, 2026 12:35 PM (ki8uo)

82 69 JustTheNews: FBI secretly seizes election records from Arizona’s largest county as voting probe expands

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 12:33 PM (RHGPo)
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It must not be that much of a secret if you are blabbing it now...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 09, 2026 12:35 PM (ESVrU)

83
I was doing internet research on the sinking of the Soleimani, but couldn't find the name of our sub that did it. Has that been released, or is it being kept secret for now for OPSEC purposes?
Posted by: Bulg
Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 12:23 PM (77rzZ

----

Can we go with the USS Wahoo for the time being?

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 09, 2026 12:35 PM (KJFI5)

84 Wait until you see the picture of one of the terrorist's family's house in PA. These aren't poor goat herders. Maybe rich goat herders.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2026 12:35 PM (viF8m)

85
Anyone see the X post of Islamist horse patrols in Manchester, England?

Two guys on horses, on a downtown street, harassing pedestrians and making a nuisance. Cops just shrug their shoulders.
Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 12:28 PM (rj6Yv)



The really evil part of my character is thinking that it'd be hilarious to pepper-spray the horses and film the mohammedans getting dragged on the blacktop.

On the other hand, the horses are innocent, they don't deserve that pain.

It sucks to have compassion sometimes.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2026 12:35 PM (2Bx2b)

86 NSFW because of boobies.

https://is.gd/p0ypD5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

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Posted by: Bulg

In an apparent International women's day moment, topless chicks in pig masks with slogans written on their bodies dancing around to protest Epstein.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 09, 2026 12:36 PM (ndZc7)

87 You know damn well the terrorists parents are anti American as well. There is no way this happens without their implicit approval.

How did these people get the money to buy such nice houses btw?

Posted by: Vengeance at March 09, 2026 12:36 PM (T7fic)

88 Urgent!! US intelligence obtained a video of a secret Iranian weapon ! (Many Bothans...)


https://tinyurl.com/2tdcsw6s

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 12:36 PM (GD0B3)

89 New York will follow London footprints

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 12:36 PM (EtnSa)

90 35 Anyone see the X post of Islamist horse patrols in Manchester, England?

Two guys on horses, on a downtown street, harassing pedestrians and making a nuisance. Cops just shrug their shoulders.
Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 12:28 PM (rj6Yv)

Droogs, but on horses.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:29 PM (bss/y)
=======

Insty linked a Rod Dreher X post from 3/6/2026. The Islamists wore armbands and when people asked the cops what they were going to do about the matter, the reply was :

Cop: "With the greatest respect, what do you want me to do, pull a man off a horse?"
Angry resident: "If they had a Union Jack on, you would!"

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 12:36 PM (rj6Yv)

91 NSFW because of boobies.

https://is.gd/p0ypD5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Requires a log-in.
Posted by: Bulg
......

Darn it. I like boobies.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2026 12:36 PM (UjdFS)

92 84 Wait until you see the picture of one of the terrorist's family's house in PA. These aren't poor goat herders. Maybe rich goat herders.

See my #45.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 12:36 PM (Riz8t)

93 How dumb do you have to be to show up at a heavily-promoted event outside Gracie Mansion, where cameras and video will be everywhere, and make a big show of throwing a bomb without wearing any kind of disguise?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 12:37 PM (iFTx/)

94 The x link on boobies translated into xcancel:

https://tinyurl.com/2sw3fa5w

They are not particularly 'good' boobies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

95 Mom and dad need to be found and held accountable — same as we have started doing for parents of school shooters

--------------

Where is Muzzie "Clock Boy" when you need him?

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 09, 2026 12:37 PM (r5CUx)

96 In an apparent International women's day moment, topless chicks in pig masks with slogans written on their bodies dancing around to protest Epstein.

Or something...

Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 12:37 PM (Riz8t)

97 Wait until you see the picture of one of the terrorist's family's house in PA. These aren't poor goat herders. Maybe rich goat herders.
Posted by: JackStraw

Only the classiest upscale call goats.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 12:37 PM (77rzZ)

98 71 The entire country has been intimidated into acceptance of Islam due to not wanting to be called "Islamophobic".

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 09, 2026 12:33 PM (P5BPp)

I disagree with this part.

People don't fear being called Islamophobic.

People fear the police arresting them on behalf of the Muslim Ummah if they dare resist the conquest.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 12:37 PM (3wOGw)

99 80 I've been seeing rumors on X that Iran has sent the go-code to activate its sleeper cells abroad.

Any resulting terrorist attacks will all be Trump's fault, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 09, 2026 12:35 PM (n1OCj)

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They waited more than a week after their Grand Ayatollah was vaporized?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

100 The motive may never be known ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 09, 2026 12:38 PM (r5CUx)

101 >>I was doing internet research on the sinking of the Soleimani, but couldn't find the name of our sub that did it.
__
SSN FAFO

Posted by: Frasier Crane at March 09, 2026 12:38 PM (bNf8H)

102 Obama Admits He “Made a Mistake” by Not Supporting Iranian People’s Green Movement Against Evil Islamic Regime in 2009 When They Were Calling Out His Name!… Instead He actively assisted the Khamenei Regime

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 12:38 PM (RHGPo)

103 They waited more than a week after their Grand Ayatollah was vaporized?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:37 PM (GBKbO)


And his replacement and most of their defenses gone ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 12:39 PM (Ea0Ol)

104 102 Obama Admits He “Made a Mistake” by Not Supporting Iranian People’s Green Movement Against Evil Islamic Regime in 2009 When They Were Calling Out His Name!… Instead He actively assisted the Khamenei Regime

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 12:38 PM (RHGPo)

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But Trump is bad for doing now what Obama wishes he had done before because Obama has love in his heart and Trump has hate in his heart.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

105 Also, Turkroaches.

So, probably massive fans of fellow Turkroach Hasan "Hamas" Piker.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 12:39 PM (3wOGw)

106 81 geist tot.

mind dead.
Posted by: clarence at March 09, 2026 12:35 PM (ki8uo)

I like it, but this also shows one of the things I hate about gurgle translate- there probably is/are single word terms for the death of reason in a multitude of languages (german, french, Latin, Ancient greek) but we have the bare bones of knowledge but not the ability to find the word a guy 2000 years ago already used in writing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:39 PM (bss/y)

107
TATP!

If that is true, this guy was serious.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 12:39 PM (hI4qF)

108 In an apparent International women's day moment, topless chicks in pig masks with slogans written on their bodies dancing around to protest Epstein.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 09, 2026 12:36 PM


These aren't the topless chicks we want to see, are they?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2026 12:39 PM (bFu5X)

109 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

Thank you. Remaining question for me is if the higher national exposure for Talarico would increase his vote total compared to if he had run unopposed. Is it a tradeoff for D's.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 12:39 PM (rUi6v)

110 93 How dumb do you have to be to show up at a heavily-promoted event outside Gracie Mansion, where cameras and video will be everywhere, and make a big show of throwing a bomb without wearing any kind of disguise?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 12:37 PM (

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Maybe they're the inbred children of cousins.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 09, 2026 12:40 PM (Lq0Bl)

111 Also, the Iranian sleeper cells...

Are they consuming the AI slop from Iranian bot farms that Iran is pwning America, that all of our bases have been vaporized, and that Tel Aviv is on fire?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

112 Anyone see the X post of Islamist horse patrols in Manchester, England?

Two guys on horses, on a downtown street, harassing pedestrians and making a nuisance. Cops just shrug their shoulders.
Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 12:28 PM (rj6Yv)

But they will kick the shit out of granny for considering thinking about making a social media post about praying silently across the street from an abortion abattoir.

Posted by: American cops aren't too far behind at March 09, 2026 12:40 PM (TbWk/)

113 102 Obama Admits He “Made a Mistake” by Not Supporting Iranian People’s Green Movement Against Evil Islamic Regime in 2009 When They Were Calling Out His Name!… Instead He actively assisted the Khamenei Regime
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What's 20% of 58 billion?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 09, 2026 12:40 PM (pZ64F)

114 Obama Admits He “Made a Mistake” by Not Supporting Iranian People’s Green Movement Against Evil Islamic Regime in 2009 When They Were Calling Out His Name!… Instead He actively assisted the Khamenei Regime

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 12:38 PM (RHGPo)

You know who else made a mistake?

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 12:40 PM (rUi6v)

115 Obama Admits He “Made a Mistake” by Not Supporting Iranian People’s Green Movement Against Evil Islamic Regime in 2009 When They Were Calling Out His Name!… Instead He actively assisted the Khamenei Regime

You didn't make a mistake, you reeking, feculent asswipe, it was deliberate, and you'd do it again. ESAD!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

116 "The real crime here will be anti-islamist backlash."

/Muslim Commie Mondami

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 09, 2026 12:40 PM (r5CUx)

117 You didn't make a mistake, you reeking, feculent asswipe, it was deliberate, and you'd do it again. ESAD!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 09, 2026 12:40 PM (Riz8t)

It was a Speako

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 12:40 PM (rUi6v)

118 Mamdani in a Monday morning press conference characterized the protests outside of Gracie Mansion over the weekend as being a "violent protest rooted in white supremacy" and then made sure to play the victim by noting he is a Muslim and that anti-Muslim bigotry is nothing new to him. Of course, when he mentioned the bombers, he failed to note they were violent Muslim supremacists who attempted to commit some religion of peace jihadi terrorism.

https://is.gd/YSSpAI

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at March 09, 2026 12:40 PM (BnDlA)

119 109 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

Thank you. Remaining question for me is if the higher national exposure for Talarico would increase his vote total compared to if he had run unopposed. Is it a tradeoff for D's.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 12:39 PM (rUi6v)

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The best comparison is probably 2020 when white lady Hagar beat black man West in the Democrat primary to face off against unpopular Cornyn.

Cornyn won by 12.

And that was before the Great Migration.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

120 32 NSFW because of boobies.

https://is.gd/p0ypD5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Requires a log-in.


not gonna check urban dictionary, wouldn't be prudent, so i'm'a just assume a bunk is involved.

Posted by: anachronda at March 09, 2026 12:41 PM (oY6Yp)

121 >>Urgent!! US intelligence obtained a video of a secret Iranian weapon ! (Many Bothans...)

Dumb AI. Rolling the aircraft about its longitudinal axis does nothing to shake a bad guy off your tail shooting bullets at you.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 09, 2026 12:41 PM (Y1sOo)

122 I see leftists criticizing Trump over wearing a hat at the transfer ceremony at Dover. They are reduced to bitchinig about his fashion sense

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 12:41 PM (qBBPl)

123 Moderate Muslim parents lead to radical Islamic children?

Probably a coincidence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

Seems to be the way.

———

There are no moderate Muslims

Only Muslims

Posted by: Gonzotx at March 09, 2026 12:41 PM (nGraA)

124 "In a mostly peaceful mass murder attempt ... "

Your unbiased media

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2026 12:41 PM (vbXSk)

125 On the other hand, the horses are innocent, they don't deserve that pain.

It sucks to have compassion sometimes.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2026 12:35 PM (2Bx2b)

Well, the muzzies are probably fucking them, so they would welcome the sweet release of death.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 12:41 PM (8zz6B)

126 Iran’s New Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei “Struggled with Impotency” – Couldn’t Find a Wife – Was Treated in UK

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 12:41 PM (RHGPo)

127 Believe the sub that sank the Iranian frigate is the USS Charlotte, SSN-766, Los Angeles class attack sub. Mark 48 heavy torpedo. Saw report they fired two, video seems to show only one detonation.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 09, 2026 12:41 PM (U/Byj)

128 not gonna check urban dictionary, wouldn't be prudent, so i'm'a just assume a bunk is involved.
Posted by: anachronda at March 09, 2026 12:41 PM (oY6Yp)

No, they are not good boobs. Plus, pig masks.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)

129 126 Iran’s New Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei “Struggled with Impotency” – Couldn’t Find a Wife – Was Treated in UK

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 12:41 PM (RHGPo)

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Rumors are already circulating that he's been either injured or is dead.

No idea if true.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

130
They are not particularly 'good' boobies.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:37 PM (bss/y)

---'

I was strangely repelled by the pig faces.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 09, 2026 12:42 PM (Lq0Bl)

131 There are 800k Muslims in NYC. Just the city, not accounting for the 100s of thousands in the suburbs, especially NJ.

Shit’s only going to get worse.


Posted by: Heroq at March 09, 2026 12:31 PM

Paterson, NJ is apparently the "Capital of Palestine", the "Mecca of NJ".

Amy Mek @AmyMek

New Jersey’s First Islamic City...

Paterson Declared ‘CAPITAL OF PALESTINE’ by Elected Officials - the "Mecca' of NJ

Muslim politicians and their left-wing enablers have seized control of Paterson, raised Palestinian flags on government buildings, and are openly boasting about transforming the city into an Islamic stronghold!

"Paterson is the capital of Palestine in the United States of America." — Mayor Andre Sayegh

"Paterson is the fourth holiest city in the world: Jerusalem, Mecca, Medina, and then Paterson, New Jersey." — Mayor Andre Sayegh

"Because of our unity, we have three (now four) Muslim councilmembers sitting on the council at the same time.

X: https://bit.ly/3OQfRU9

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 09, 2026 12:42 PM (P5BPp)

132 Only the rich ne'er do wells can afford to be revolutionaries.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 12:42 PM (2GVsD)

133 In an apparent International women's day moment, topless chicks in pig masks with slogans written on their bodies dancing around to protest Epstein.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 09, 2026 12:36 PM

These aren't the topless chicks we want to see, are they?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2026 12:39 PM (bFu5X)
_________

Not really, but better than the hideous fatties that normally flock to these lefty events.

n fact, the body type seems so similar for most of the ladies that I suspect this is 100% astroturf. Someone called an event agency and said "I want 25 girls for an event to show off their boobs. The only criteria is they must work cheap and not be repulsive."

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 12:42 PM (iFTx/)

134
New York will follow London footprints
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 12:36 PM (EtnSa)



I don't want to hear another fucking word about how New Yawkers are such tough guys.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2026 12:42 PM (2Bx2b)

135 There are no moderate Muslims

Only Muslims
Posted by: Gonzotx at March 09, 2026 12:41 PM (nGraA)

This. The moderates support the radicals by silence. Tribe comes first.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:42 PM (bss/y)

136 93 How dumb do you have to be to show up at a heavily-promoted event outside Gracie Mansion, where cameras and video will be everywhere, and make a big show of throwing a bomb without wearing any kind of disguise?
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 12:37 PM (

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Maybe they're the inbred children of cousins.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 09, 2026 12:40 PM (Lq0Bl)
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The whole point of terrorism is to terrorize people. Bare-faced with the intent of killing and maiming as many innocent men, women, and children is right there in the mission statement.

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 12:43 PM (rj6Yv)

137 Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby

Palestinian activist Aber Kawas is running for NY State Senate.

She’s said 9/11 was America’s fault due to “capitalism, racism, white supremacy, and Islamophobia,” is endorsed by NYC DSA and Zohran Mamdani, and has worn a Hamas headband.

X: https://bit.ly/46QaZo9

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 09, 2026 12:43 PM (P5BPp)

138 I just know it was them damn Trumpers dressing up like muslims to throw us off the trail.

Posted by: James Carville at March 09, 2026 12:43 PM (7Q0e+)

139 Obama Admits He “Made a Mistake” by Not Supporting Iranian People’s Green Movement Against Evil Islamic Regime in 2009 When They Were Calling Out His Name!… Instead He actively assisted the Khamenei Regime
Posted by: SMOD
.......

Wake me up when he apologizes for ObamaCare.

Posted by: wth at March 09, 2026 12:44 PM (UjdFS)

140 Rumors are already circulating that he's been either injured or is dead.

No idea if true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

There was a bit at Insty (tweet, I think) where there was speculation that they would nominate a dead guy to throw off the hunter-killer bots the Israeli's are using.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)

141 Paterson NJ was Alexander Hamilton model US city.

Let that sink in.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 09, 2026 12:44 PM (T7fic)

142 138 I just know it was them damn Trumpers dressing up like muslims to throw us off the trail.
Posted by: James Carville at March 09, 2026 12:43 PM (7Q0e+)

This is probably true.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)

143 134 I don't want to hear another fucking word about how New Yawkers are such tough guys.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2026 12:42 PM (2Bx2b)

They'll punch anyone in the face just for making eye contact.

Except a Muslim.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 12:45 PM (3wOGw)

144
NSFW because of boobies.

https://is.gd/p0ypD5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Requires a log-in. Nope.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy


Try this : https://t.ly/OG0cH

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2026 12:45 PM (Cqx++)

145 Well, if Jake Long hadn't provoked the Muslim community, then the Muslim community wouldn't have responded to the stimuli with violent action.

Because the Muslim community, according to Mamdani's logic, is an unthinking, unreasoning body that cannot coexist with people who disagree with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:31 PM (GBKbO)
*******
Yep. He didn’t start out addressing the actual criminals. He had to speak about Jake being a J6er first.
He is probably hoping Alvin Bragg finds away to free these Muslim victims.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2026 12:45 PM (NpAcC)

146 topless chicks in pig masks with slogans written on their bodies dancing around to protest Epstein.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 09, 2026 12:36 PM (ndZc7)

How do we know they're in pig masks?

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 12:45 PM (rUi6v)

147 126 Iran’s New Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei “Struggled with Impotency” – Couldn’t Find a Wife – Was Treated in UK

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 12:41 PM (RHGPo)

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Rumors are already circulating that he's been either injured or is dead.

No idea if true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:42 PM (GBKbO)
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If he isn't dead, he's certainly embarrased.

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 12:45 PM (rj6Yv)

148 140 Rumors are already circulating that he's been either injured or is dead.

No idea if true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

There was a bit at Insty (tweet, I think) where there was speculation that they would nominate a dead guy to throw off the hunter-killer bots the Israeli's are using.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:44 PM (bss/y)

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"Iran has to lie about whose leading it because it's winning so much."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

149 Just doing the jobs Amwricans won't do

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 09, 2026 12:45 PM (cQrzV)

150 I missed most of the Food thread last night, but why no love for the Aggravation cocktail? It's not my thing, as it's a very sweet desert drink, but it's basically a scotch-based White Russian, but better.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

151 Already reported by all places the Battleship New Jersey YT channel it was USS Charlotte and one Mk 48 ADCAP.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 12:45 PM (2GVsD)

152 Yep. He didn’t start out addressing the actual criminals. He had to speak about Jake being a J6er first.
He is probably hoping Alvin Bragg finds away to free these Muslim victims.
Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2026 12:45 PM (NpAcC)

They'd already be free if the Feds weren't involved

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 12:46 PM (Ea0Ol)

153 Balat, wearing a black T-shirt and beige pants, made the gesture before one of the officers flanking him slapped down his hand.

...
Balat and 19-year-old Ibrahim Kayumi, both from Pennsylvania, were set to face federal charges on Monday.


"both from Pennsylvania" - tell that to someone in 2002 and they'd ask how we lost the War on Terror.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 12:46 PM (sKqQm)

154 Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby

Palestinian activist Aber Kawas is running for NY State Senate.

She’s said 9/11 was America’s fault due to “capitalism, racism, white supremacy, and Islamophobia,” is endorsed by NYC DSA and Zohran Mamdani, and has worn a Hamas headband.

X: https://bit.ly/46QaZo9
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 09, 2026 12:43 PM


So you're saying she's a shoo-in, then?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2026 12:46 PM (bFu5X)

155 How do we know they're in pig masks?
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 12:45 PM (rUi6v)

It's pretty obvious. Check the xcancel version of the link- literally just put 'cancel' in the addy and you go to the page without a login.

Hat tip to AOP, I think, who showed us that trick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)

156 If Mohita is dead, he is certainly embalmed.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 12:46 PM (2GVsD)

157 >>>Believe the sub that sank the Iranian frigate is the USS Charlotte, SSN-766, Los Angeles class attack sub. Mark 48 heavy torpedo. Saw report they fired two, video seems to show only one detonation.

Different ship than the one Bulg is axing about.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 09, 2026 12:46 PM (Y1sOo)

158 I am not a fan of American policing, and the hickory shampoo doesn't really have a place in this country, but I will make an exception for scum like this!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 09, 2026 12:28 PM (n9ltV)


I mostly concur.
Police have a tough job. Two of my neighbors are cops and I wouldn't have their job for all the tea in China.
But my thinking relates to the last thread and the threat towards the Vets coming out of this and how they may be treated. Whoever that lefty asshat is, he obviously doesn't realize this isn't the 60's. That kind of treatment isn't going to happen again. And anyone who tries it, it won't matter how many little phones are recording it.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 12:47 PM (2WIwB)

159 I was strangely repelled by the pig faces.
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 09, 2026 12:42 PM (Lq0Bl)
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*obligatory*
What pig faces?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 09, 2026 12:47 PM (Pojtn)

160 >> How dumb do you have to be to show up at a heavily-promoted event outside Gracie Mansion, where cameras and video will be everywhere, and make a big show of throwing a bomb without wearing any kind of disguise?

That’s their MO. Anybody who has dealt with these people before knows it.

You are not dealing with a bunch of college kids persuaded by their professors to become Marxists. You’re getting to the true believers and fanatics.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2026 12:47 PM (xQK38)

161 151 Already reported by all places the Battleship New Jersey YT channel it was USS Charlotte and one Mk 48 ADCAP.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 12:45 PM (2GVsD)

Least surprising discovery of the day: anna puma watches the Battleship New Jersey ewetub channel.

*fistbump*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:47 PM (bss/y)

162 How do we know they're in pig masks?
Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 12:45 PM (rUi6v)

It's pretty obvious.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)

Read my question again.....

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 12:47 PM (rUi6v)

163 I see leftists criticizing Trump over wearing a hat at the transfer ceremony at Dover. They are reduced to bitchinig about his fashion sense

--

He should've just stood there glancing at his watch...

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 09, 2026 12:48 PM (qBdHI)

164 "Iran has to lie about whose leading it because it's winning so much."

Checking lefty and Islamist forums I see they've captured hundreds of Americans including a general and have destroyed all American airbases in the middle east.

These people live in a different world from us...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 12:48 PM (sKqQm)

165 I love that these guys immediately give all the praise to Jesus; they didn't even have to think about it.

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 12:48 PM (lCppi)

166 If he isn't dead, he's certainly embarrased.
Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 12:45 PM (rj6Yv)

If he's dead, he's mostly stiff.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 12:48 PM (8zz6B)

167 160
That’s their MO. Anybody who has dealt with these people before knows it.

You are not dealing with a bunch of college kids persuaded by their professors to become Marxists. You’re getting to the true believers and fanatics.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2026 12:47 PM (xQK3

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Always one terrorist attack away from the proletariat rising up in revolution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

168 Why would Paris chicks care about Epstein? They don't of course, it's all fake and gay propaganda.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2026 12:48 PM (n5tGW)

169 TATP!

If that is true, this guy was serious.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 12:39 PM (hI4qF)

***

Indeed. Not like you can go to The Home Depot and buy it.
Or is it still on Aisle 6?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 12:48 PM (2WIwB)

170 De-naturalize and deport?

No.

The only thing these animals understand is death, so they should be given it. Preferably by fire.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 09, 2026 12:49 PM (CN6Au)

171 160 >> How dumb do you have to be to show up at a heavily-promoted event outside Gracie Mansion, where cameras and video will be everywhere, and make a big show of throwing a bomb without wearing any kind of disguise?

That’s their MO. Anybody who has dealt with these people before knows it.

You are not dealing with a bunch of college kids persuaded by their professors to become Marxists. You’re getting to the true believers and fanatics.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2026 12:47 PM (xQK3

Also, this is a victory for them even if the bomb did not go off (possibly better) they literally were able to attempt to murder several people and the Mayor of New York City came out and defended THEM. This is psychological conditioning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:49 PM (bss/y)

172 The right index finger held up is now an ISIS hand sign? Huh.

Posted by: pookysgirl, learning something new at March 09, 2026 12:49 PM (Wt5PA)

173 >>He is probably hoping Alvin Bragg finds away to free these Muslim victims.

Not gonna happen. They are in federal custody now on terrorism charges.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2026 12:49 PM (viF8m)

174 How dumb do you have to be to show up at a heavily-promoted event outside Gracie Mansion, where cameras and video will be everywhere, and make a big show of throwing a bomb without wearing any kind of disguise?

Because they believe Allah wants them to do it this way.

They also don't believe the NYS or NYC governments will really punish them which is...true.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 12:49 PM (sKqQm)

175 Shackled Terrorist looks like ... well, I need to be nicer so I'll just stop now.

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 12:49 PM (lCppi)

176 an Islamic terrorist throwing a bomb jumping over him.

The one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 09, 2026 12:49 PM (Kt19C)

177 Least surprising discovery of the day: anna puma watches the Battleship New Jersey ewetub channel.

*fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:47 PM


From what I've seen here, the Horde's EweToob recommendations are remarkably in synch.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 09, 2026 12:49 PM (bFu5X)

178 Several years ago I noticed a brand new face in the so called influencer space. Seemed to have arrived with a huge (millions) following, is based out of Dubai or some such, pontificated on political matters, and for some odd reason is being referred to as an "American Journalist". At least that is what Lukashenko of Belorussia called him when he was interviewed by him...now this "American journalist" is pushing Iranian talking points. His name is Mario Nawfal.

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 12:50 PM (GD0B3)

179 The Green Revolution was live on farcebook. I saw shit I can't forget. 6 or 8 hung at a time from forklifts. Nooses tied on the ground and lifted til they stopped squirming. Motorcycles with guys on the back just spraying protesters. APC's just spraying building. Most of the people I wound up befriending during that time died and their FB profiles were quietly disappeared.
Fuck Obama for not supporting those people.

Posted by: Reforger at March 09, 2026 12:50 PM (rpbjO)

180 The WWII submarine USS Wahoo was Commanded by the legendary Dudley "Mush" Morton.

Posted by: Son of a Navy Chief at March 09, 2026 12:50 PM (XQr4g)

181 Also, this is a victory for them even if the bomb did not go off (possibly better) they literally were able to attempt to murder several people and the Mayor of New York City came out and defended THEM. This is psychological conditioning.

Remember too the goal of terrorism. Anyone opposed to Islam in a blue state is going to have a thought that this could happen to them if they protest...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 12:50 PM (sKqQm)

182 Public perception is a key part to a revolutionary's game.

The cameras being there was chum in the water.

So better to call them losers and mock them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 12:50 PM (2GVsD)

183 172 The right index finger held up is now an ISIS hand sign? Huh.
Posted by: pookysgirl, learning something new at March 09, 2026 12:49 PM (Wt5PA)

https://tinyurl.com/3nsjav4m

Mockery is good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:50 PM (bss/y)

184 >> Always one terrorist attack away from the proletariat rising up in revolution.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

Everybody’s SA in public spaces should be dialed up. Carry an extra mag, or 6.

While the Russians and Chinese are amplifying this garbage, there is still a group a core true believers out there.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2026 12:50 PM (xQK38)

185 Any word on why the first Mark 48 missed? Check out Sub Brief on YouTube.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 09, 2026 12:51 PM (icmmM)

186 Hat tip to AOP, I think, who showed us that trick.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:46 PM (bss/y)

Nope, not me, I learned it from somebody here. Agree with the comment that the topless show is Astroturf.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 12:51 PM (8zz6B)

187 That’s their MO. Anybody who has dealt with these people before knows it.

You are not dealing with a bunch of college kids persuaded by their professors to become Marxists. You’re getting to the true believers and fanatics.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2026 12:47 PM (xQK3

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And they likely also want to make sure that -- via public identities-- their families get paid for their "service to the cause."

Not to mention that have a good chance in leftist shitholes of serving little time or even walking.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 09, 2026 12:51 PM (r5CUx)

188 179 The Green Revolution was live on farcebook. I saw shit I can't forget. 6 or 8 hung at a time from forklifts. Nooses tied on the ground and lifted til they stopped squirming. Motorcycles with guys on the back just spraying protesters. APC's just spraying building. Most of the people I wound up befriending during that time died and their FB profiles were quietly disappeared.
Fuck Obama for not supporting those people.

Posted by: Reforger at March 09, 2026 12:50 PM (rpbjO)

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He hates America so much he let freedom desiring Iranians die to screw over America.

Obama is a bad person.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

189 The FBI cyber center must be going nuts right now by the millions of net searches for TATP.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 12:51 PM (2WIwB)

190 The one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson.

Islam says you are supposed to go Brazillian so more like Tellie Salavas...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 12:51 PM (sKqQm)

191 "Well, the muzzies are probably fucking them, so they would welcome the sweet release of death."

You really think that Muslims would abandon goats for horses?

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 09, 2026 12:51 PM (Vpqw1)

192 In other Iran news, Tucker today is saying that the only reason Trump is demanding Unconditional Surrender is because that would allow American Servicemen to rape Iranian women, which everyone knows is all that American soldiers really want to do.

Nope, not a parody, Tucker said that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2026 12:51 PM (/QdgR)

193 Shackled Terrorist looks like ...

A bit troonish?

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 09, 2026 12:52 PM (Kt19C)

194 Shackled Terrorist looks like ... well, I need to be nicer so I'll just stop now.

Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 12:49 PM (lCppi)

An incel who has more luck with goats than the ladies?

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 09, 2026 12:52 PM (eJ/ld)

195 Even if it is only a 50% kill rate on a Mk 48 ADCAP's first for real war shot, still far better than what the US Pacific submarines had in 1942.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 12:52 PM (2GVsD)

196 Always one terrorist attack away from the proletariat rising up in revolution.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:48 PM

Yeah, people have been saying for years that one day the switch will be flipped and Americans will no longer take any of this.

Right.

After every Islamic terrorist attack over the past 25 years, all the U.S. has done is give more and more benefits and protections and power to Muslims.

I am not holding my breath on the U.S.A. -- or Western civilization in general -- flipping the switch in my lifetime.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 09, 2026 12:53 PM (P5BPp)

197 I missed most of the Food thread last night, but why no love for the Aggravation cocktail? It's not my thing, as it's a very sweet desert drink, but it's basically a scotch-based White Russian, but better.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 12:45 PM (iFTx/)
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I, for one, would appreciate a Jeppson's Malort review by CBD.

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 12:53 PM (rj6Yv)

198 189 The FBI cyber center must be going nuts right now by the millions of net searches for TATP.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 12:51 PM (2WIwB)

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I'm pretty sure I read that Iran's cyber center was one of the first day targets.

Not to say that there are no concerns on the cyber front (mostly from Russia, it seems), but I do wonder how much worse the cyber space would be without that hit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:53 PM (GBKbO)

199 192 In other Iran news, Tucker today is saying that the only reason Trump is demanding Unconditional Surrender is because that would allow American Servicemen to rape Iranian women, which everyone knows is all that American soldiers really want to do.

Nope, not a parody, Tucker said that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2026 12:51 PM (/QdgR)

Definitely lost it... Someone needs to do an intervention...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 12:53 PM (Ea0Ol)

200 Because the Muslim community, according to Mamdani's logic, is an unthinking, unreasoning body that cannot coexist with people who disagree with it.

You must admit that he has the empirical evidence on his side for that.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 12:53 PM (Fs0KI)

201 182 Public perception is a key part to a revolutionary's game.

The cameras being there was chum in the water.

So better to call them losers and mock them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 12:50 PM (2GVsD)

183 172 The right index finger held up is now an ISIS hand sign? Huh.
Posted by: pookysgirl, learning something new at March 09, 2026 12:49 PM (Wt5PA)

https://tinyurl.com/3nsjav4m

Mockery is good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:50 PM (bss/y)

Horde Mind.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:53 PM (bss/y)

202 Wasn't there a time when we would routinely send people like this directly to gitmo?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2026 12:53 PM (n5tGW)

203 >> Indeed. Not like you can go to The Home Depot and buy it.
Or is it still on Aisle 6?

You can. And that’s as much as I will say. It’s the sine qua non catalyst of lone wolf type IED’s.

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2026 12:53 PM (xQK38)

204 Nope, not a parody, Tucker said that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2026 12:51 PM (/QdgR)

Is there vid or audio that's not AI?

If true, he should be dealt with.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 12:53 PM (cntUY)

205 Posted by: LASue at March 09, 2026 12:49 PM (lCppi)

You're no fun.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 12:54 PM (rUi6v)

206 In other Iran news, Tucker today is saying that the only reason Trump is demanding Unconditional Surrender is because that would allow American Servicemen to rape Iranian women, which everyone knows is all that American soldiers really want to do.

Early in the WoT a number of big named lefty media outlets ran stories that American troops were raping 'Stani and Iraqi women. And they claimed to have PROOF on video.

And...the videos were from a rape pron site. I believe some of them still had watermarks on them as well.

Left unanswered is which big named lefty found these during his regular, uh, viewing activities.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 12:54 PM (sKqQm)

207 Paterson was a beautiful city on the Passaic River. Most notable for the "Great Falls" that powered industry for years. Called the first industrial city because of the falls -- the Passaic was navigable before the falls and had that power source and Paterson quickly grew and prospered. Many mills lined the streets between the upper and lower rivers. Baldwin Locomotive works was one, but later it was many silk processing plants, and after that, all kinds of fabrics. They would be woven elsewhere, and then dyed or treated in Paterson.

The downfall came, like in many cities, when the Great Society turned them into a magnet for people on the dole. As that voting block grew, policies shifted to cater to them, and the productive classes moved out. This was the late 60s to late 70s. residential streets that had been safe became unsafe for old women to walk to the store without getting mugged. Everyone civil had to go.

But that is a dead end path -- first southern blacks, then immigrant hispanics, and then, now, muzzies. Each new wave pushing out the past wave.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 09, 2026 12:54 PM (hI4qF)

208 192 In other Iran news, Tucker today is saying that the only reason Trump is demanding Unconditional Surrender is because that would allow American Servicemen to rape Iranian women, which everyone knows is all that American soldiers really want to do.


ragebaiting now? that is true desperation

anywho how about the kid terrorists being Richie-rich types? ugh

Bucks County has been taken over I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 09, 2026 12:54 PM (j+aD2)

209 Bulg is asking about the Shahid Soleimani, not the ship sunk by the U.S. sub.

Reading is fundamental.

Here you go, bulg:

https://tinyurl.com/4dzmcd5s

Posted by: one hour sober at March 09, 2026 12:54 PM (Y1sOo)

210 196 Yeah, people have been saying for years that one day the switch will be flipped and Americans will no longer take any of this.

Right.

After every Islamic terrorist attack over the past 25 years, all the U.S. has done is give more and more benefits and protections and power to Muslims.

I am not holding my breath on the U.S.A. -- or Western civilization in general -- flipping the switch in my lifetime.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 09, 2026 12:53 PM (P5BPp)

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Well, my comment was intended satirically towards the Islamic worldview of the usefulness of terrorism.

However, your point is important.

If accelerationism did work as a factor to force the people into action, Venezuela would have revolted years ago.

Our only hope is an elite who side with us.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

211 Public perception is a key part to a revolutionary's game.

The cameras being there was chum in the water.

So better to call them losers and mock them.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 12:50 PM (2GVsD)

183 172 The right index finger held up is now an ISIS hand sign? Huh.
Posted by: pookysgirl, learning something new at March 09, 2026 12:49 PM (Wt5PA)

https://tinyurl.com/3nsjav4m

Mockery is good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:50 PM (bss/y)

Horde Mind.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 12:53 PM (bss/y)
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I was actually thinking the Eddie Murphy (?) skit as Arsenio Hall with a huge prosthetic finger

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 12:55 PM (iFTx/)

212 Definitely lost it... Someone needs to do an intervention...
Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 12:53 PM (Ea0Ol)

Yeah 'intervention'

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 12:55 PM (cntUY)

213 You really think that Muslims would abandon goats for horses?
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 09, 2026 12:51 PM (Vpqw1)

They would regard it as a step up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 12:55 PM (8zz6B)

214 How do we know they're in pig masks?

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 12:45 PM (rUi6v)

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How do we know some of them aren't men with boobs?

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 09, 2026 12:55 PM (r5CUx)

215 Because the Muslim community, according to Mamdani's logic, is an unthinking, unreasoning body that cannot coexist with people who disagree with it.

I mean...that is accurate.

Make a movie that mocks Christ for example and you get protests and people saying bad things about you.

Making a *cartoon* that sort of makes fun of Muhammed and you will be murdered.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

216 "I am not a fan of American policing, and the hickory shampoo doesn't really have a place in this country,"

A NON-SPANKER. We didn't have these problems when the night stick was in use.

The system protecting the criminal again.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 09, 2026 12:55 PM (cS1cw)

217 208 192 In other Iran news, Tucker today is saying that the only reason Trump is demanding Unconditional Surrender is because that would allow American Servicemen to rape Iranian women, which everyone knows is all that American soldiers really want to do.


ragebaiting now? that is true desperation

anywho how about the kid terrorists being Richie-rich types? ugh

Bucks County has been taken over I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 09, 2026 12:54 PM (j+aD2)

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I just want BurtTC to come and explain how this is a misinterpretation of Tucker.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

218 Emir Balat, 18, and 19-year-old Ibrahim Kayumi, both from Pennsylvania...

Yep, sure sounds like it.

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2026 12:56 PM (EJWxb)

219 Definitely lost it... Someone needs to do an intervention...

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 12:53 PM (Ea0Ol)

He's so out there he sailed right past Manson and Unabomber territory and now sounds like Michael Moore or Janeane Garafolo in their prime.

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 12:56 PM (rUi6v)

220 You really think that Muslims would abandon goats for horses?

Mendoza!

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 12:56 PM (2GVsD)

221 215 Because the Muslim community, according to Mamdani's logic, is an unthinking, unreasoning body that cannot coexist with people who disagree with it.

I mean...that is accurate.

Make a movie that mocks Christ for example and you get protests and people saying bad things about you.

Making a *cartoon* that sort of makes fun of Muhammed and you will be murdered.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 12:55 PM (sKqQm)

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"We must import more Muslims so that we can fight Muslims over there and not over here."
-Bill Kristol

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

222 You really think that Muslims would abandon goats for horses?

Go long on step ladders! (yeah, I'm in a bit of a rut today)

Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 12:57 PM (Fs0KI)

223 We had Maryland Man who was a Latin American gang member and human trafficker

Now we have "Pennsylvanian Men"

This is arguably worse for logic and reason then trannies and their pronouns

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 12:57 PM (sKqQm)

224 Try this : https://t.ly/OG0cH
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2026 12:45 PM (Cqx++)

what a waste - they didn't even have a pole set up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2026 12:57 PM (/QdgR)

225 You really think that Muslims would abandon goats for horses?
****

Well, a goat kicking you in the knee would be an inconvenience.
A horse kicking you?

Posted by: clarence at March 09, 2026 12:58 PM (ki8uo)

226 "We must import more Muslims so that we can fight Muslims over there and not over here."
-Bill Kristol


That asshole has a serious of tweets saying that Trump was a p*ssy who wouldn't help the Iranian people a couple of weeks ago and a series calling him a blood thirsty murderer now...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 12:58 PM (sKqQm)

227 Yeah, our media is full of shit. Like many of our politicians.
Truth takes a beating everyday. Evil is persistent.

Posted by: Case at March 09, 2026 12:58 PM (rH6aZ)

228 they didn't even have a pole set up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2026 12:57 PM (/QdgR)

I hate when that happens

Posted by: Jonah G at March 09, 2026 12:59 PM (rUi6v)

229
The really important news today is:

Oh no!!!! Nancy Guthrie has been missing for 5 weeks!!!!

Geez, anything to try and distract us from the real news.

Does anyone give a shit??

Posted by: four seasons at March 09, 2026 12:59 PM (3ek7K)

230 Billi Crystalnacht will say whatever he is paid to say.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 12:59 PM (2GVsD)

231 191 You really think that Muslims would abandon goats for horses?
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at March 09, 2026 12:51 PM (Vpqw1)

Any port in a sandstorm, for a Muhammadan.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 12:59 PM (wa/yD)

232 “ How dreadful are the curses which Mohammedanism lays on its votaries! Besides the fanatical frenzy, which is as dangerous in a man as hydrophobia in a dog, there is this fearful fatalistic apathy. The effects are apparent in many countries—improvident habits, slovenly systems of agriculture, sluggish methods of commerce, and insecurity of property exist wherever the followers of the Prophet rule or live.”

Winston Churchill, The River Wars 1899

Posted by: Marcus T at March 09, 2026 12:59 PM (lTtDN)

233 Emir Balat, 18, and 19-year-old Ibrahim Kayumi, both from Pennsylvania...
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Yep, sure sounds like it.


Of the Altoona Kayumis? Old line family going back to colonial days.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 12:59 PM (Fs0KI)

234 In other Iran news, Tucker today is saying that the only reason Trump is demanding Unconditional Surrender is because that would allow American Servicemen to rape Iranian women, which everyone knows is all that American soldiers really want to do.


ragebaiting now? that is true desperation

anywho how about the kid terrorists being Richie-rich types? ugh

Bucks County has been taken over I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 09, 2026 12:54 PM (j+aD2)

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I just want BurtTC to come and explain how this is a misinterpretation of Tucker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:56 PM (GBKbO)
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Bucks County is one of the largest counties in PA and traditionally very white and reasonably affluent

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:00 PM (iFTx/)

235 Nancy Guthrie is somewhere in the desert becoming one with the ecosystem.

Sad to say.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 01:00 PM (2GVsD)

236 Kristol, Carlson and Owens should start a ploitical blog, so I can avoid it.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 09, 2026 01:00 PM (cS1cw)

237 Keep writing that Commonwealth of Pennsylvania is going to hell in a handbasket with its partner and leader, the Commonwealth of Virginia.

What was the cities such as Philadelphia in the past is now also the 'ring' counties such as Delco, Montgomery, and Bucks and seeping into Chester, Berks and Lancaster counties. All the while, Philly is "welcoming" but shipping folks out to the burbs as it cleans up its own residential areas.

'Pennsylvania state police trooper shot and killed during traffic stop; suspect also dead, yesterday' (Chester County)

Alleghany county and Pittsburgh in the Western part of the state, yeah, the exact same thing, and Stroudsburg in the NE has joined - or been forced - into the mess.

PA hasn't had a decent Governor - R (Gosnell) or D (abortion till the moment of birth & C19 nursing homes) - in DECADES. (Emphasis added.)

We get the government we deserve.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 09, 2026 01:00 PM (NFX2v)

238 I don't think those topless women in Paris have a coherent message.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 09, 2026 01:00 PM (rJ48h)

239 Poor Mr. Carlson ...


Is there such a thing as a nicotine tweaker?

Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 01:00 PM (rj6Yv)

240 235 Nancy Guthrie is somewhere in the desert becoming one with the ecosystem.

Sad to say.

Yup

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 01:00 PM (Ea0Ol)

241 So they bought TATP from their local hardware store?

Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2026 01:01 PM (KtOUo)

242 238 I don't think those topless women in Paris have a coherent message.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 09, 2026 01:00 PM (rJ48h)

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Every Republican is going to be said to be in the Epstein Files for the next 40 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

243 238 I don't think those topless women in Paris have a coherent message.
Posted by: mr tmz at March 09, 2026 01:00 PM (rJ48h)

That's because they're all boobs.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:01 PM (cntUY)

244 We get the government we deserve.

Back in 2004 I got ahold of precinct level counts from Philly.

The number that were 100% for Kerry amazed me. I don't mean no votes for Shrub. I mean every vote for president was for Kerry - no libertarian, no green, hell not even the free drug party.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 01:02 PM (sKqQm)

245 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

218 Emir Balat, 18, and 19-year-old Ibrahim Kayumi, both from Pennsylvania...

Yep, sure sounds like it.


So. Amish.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2026 01:02 PM (i0Hi3)

246 Nancy Guthrie ...


I said from the beginning that this wasn't a kidnapping at all. I'm even more sure of it now. Someone from the family killed her -- intentionally or accidentally -- and then buried her in the desert. The kidnapping was made up as a cover story.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

247 Mr. Mayor Yomama awards the keys to the city to the yoots having survived a white national gang demo.

Posted by: kingsman at March 09, 2026 01:02 PM (ehY6c)

248 Oil futures last night were up 30%.

US oil is now up...3% from Friday.

It's trending to flat.

Still well above the break even point for US shale, too at $93.

US energy dominance gives the US government A LOT Of wiggle room to fuck with fuckwits in the Middle East, it seems.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:02 PM (GBKbO)

249 236, great idea!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 01:03 PM (MIIRH)

250 Nope, not a parody, Tucker said that.

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He is taking the break-up really hard, huh.

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:03 PM (GD0B3)

251 Nancy Guthrie is somewhere in the desert becoming one with the ecosystem.

Sad to say.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 01:00 PM (2GVsD)

And my money is on the perp being family.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 01:03 PM (8zz6B)

252 I don't think those topless women in Paris have a coherent message.

The message is "look at me".

Google them

And...it worked

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 01:03 PM (sKqQm)

253

Elric,

Yep

Posted by: four seasons at March 09, 2026 01:03 PM (3ek7K)

254 Least surprising discovery of the day: anna puma watches the Battleship New Jersey ewetub channel.

*fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Good channel. Drachinifel too, although he's a bit biased towards the Brits.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 09, 2026 01:04 PM (Cevzb)

255 Time to do a grocery run and lunch. Not in that order of course.

Then back to model building, right now letting things either cure or dry. Simply taking a Tamiya saw to the cowl flaps to separate them makes it look more real.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 01:04 PM (2GVsD)

256 Kristol is the kind of guy that left told us we should all hate from 2001-2015. Odd how they kind of like him now isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)

257 The downfall came, like in many cities, when the Great Society turned them into a magnet for people on the dole. As that voting block grew, policies shifted to cater to them, and the productive classes moved out. This was the late 60s to late 70s. residential streets that had been safe became unsafe for old women to walk to the store without getting mugged. Everyone civil had to go.
____

Hey, hey, ho, ho!!! Western Civilization has got to go!!!

Posted by: And There it Is at March 09, 2026 01:04 PM (Dv3i1)

258 240 235 Nancy Guthrie is somewhere in the desert becoming one with the ecosystem.

Sad to say.

Yup
Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 01:00 PM (Ea0Ol)

Can't imagine what she went thru. And nothing of any value was taken from the premises, right?

Such a weird crime.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2026 01:04 PM (i0Hi3)

259 Oil prices will go down 30% in a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:04 PM (cntUY)

260 I said from the beginning that this wasn't a kidnapping at all. I'm even more sure of it now. Someone from the family killed her -- intentionally or accidentally -- and then buried her in the desert. The kidnapping was made up as a cover story.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

The evidence suggests so. It's pretty obvious she's dead, and has been from the start. Desert is a big place, and the area around Tucson is rough and mountainous.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2026 01:05 PM (/QdgR)

261 I don't think those topless women in Paris have a coherent message.

Posted by: mr tmz at March 09, 2026 01:00 PM (rJ48h)

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Every Republican is going to be said to be in the Epstein Files for the next 40 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:01 PM (GBKbO)
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These french THOTs in pig heads. Is this an anti-Trump protest, or an anti-Macron protest? The last round of Epstein Files (tm) exposed a lot of financial frauds in the French government.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:05 PM (iFTx/)

262 259 Oil prices will go down 30% in a couple of weeks.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:04 PM (cntUY)

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Ships are going through the Strait right now. They're turning off their transponders, going through, and then turning them back on.

Iran can't do anything about it.

And...on top of it, most of that oil tends to go to China anyway. The worldwide oil shock will be the most forgotten story of early 2026.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:05 PM (GBKbO)

263 I have LEOs, both local and feds, in my circle of acquaintances. I love them all, but they tend to get annoyed with me when I ask them why they allow Antifa and other left-wingnuts to destroy property and beat up random people.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 09, 2026 01:05 PM (AaY6N)

264 239 Poor Mr. Carlson ...


Is there such a thing as a nicotine tweaker?
Posted by: mrp at March 09, 2026 01:00 PM (rj6Yv)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 01:05 PM (bss/y)

265 Any pork in a sandstorm, for a Muhammadan

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 09, 2026 01:06 PM (Kt19C)

266 250 Nope, not a parody, Tucker said that.

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He is taking the break-up really hard, huh.

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:03 PM (GD0B3)

Tucker lost me when his team "mailed" the Tony Bobulinski materials to the FBI (or some such thing), and it got lost.

Whoops. Whoopsie.

And apparently, that was that. His investigative news program had zero interest in discovering what happened.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at March 09, 2026 01:06 PM (KbCG3)

267 PA is fully corrupt. Our elections are a joke.

we're a "rotten borough" as BlackAdder would say!

'Pennsylvania state police trooper shot and killed during traffic stop; suspect also dead, yesterday' (Chester County)


this was near me. it's heartbreaking. young officer (State Police), 8pm on a lovely day, routine traffic stop. Shot immediately. The driver stepped out and shot himself. The trooper didn't die right away, I was watching the feeds all night. They tried so hard to save him.

we ALL want to know about the driver. we get more and more crazy drivers here, drag racing, crazy stuff - they often come up and down thru here from Wilmington DE (crime city) to Philly (crime city).

my guess is illegal alien, gang member. others say just gang member.

they probably won't ever tell us

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 09, 2026 01:06 PM (j+aD2)

268 Kristol is the kind of guy that left told us we should all hate from 2001-2015. Odd how they kind of like him now isn't it?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)

I bet if just thought for a minute you could come up with at least a dozen similar 'conservative' pundits the Left 'like' now.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:06 PM (cntUY)

269 259 Oil prices will go down 30% in a couple of weeks.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:04 PM (cntUY)

Trump needs to take control of the Straits, and ensure that shipping can get through. Needs to be the priority right now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2026 01:07 PM (/QdgR)

270 20 Meanwhile, in Paris . . .

NSFW because of boobies.

https://is.gd/p0ypD5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 09, 2026 12:26 PM (ndZc7)

That's a protest I can get in front of.

Posted by: Easy the Elder at March 09, 2026 01:07 PM (xNsD7)

271 Tucker lost me when his team "mailed" the Tony Bobulinski materials to the FBI (or some such thing), and it got lost.


oh God. I forgot that one! what a tell.

he's an asset for the "shadow CIA" or whatever you want to call it

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 09, 2026 01:07 PM (j+aD2)

272 227 Yeah, our media is full of shit. Like many of our politicians.
Truth takes a beating everyday. Evil is persistent.
Posted by: Case

She Persisted!
Cacklecacklecacklecackle!!!!
- Shrillary

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 09, 2026 01:07 PM (Dv3i1)

273 In other Iran news, Tucker today is saying that the only reason Trump is demanding Unconditional Surrender is because that would allow American Servicemen to rape Iranian women, which everyone knows is all that American soldiers really want to do.

In the clip I saw, Chatsworth Osborne Jr. (Rush *really* had his number) said Trump was going to nuke Iran and then send in the military to rape everyone. That feels like the wrong order of operations to me.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:08 PM (2ocoG)

274 270 259 Oil prices will go down 30% in a couple of weeks.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:04 PM (cntUY)

Trump needs to take control of the Straits, and ensure that shipping can get through. Needs to be the priority right now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2026 01:07 PM (/QdgR)

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Ships are going through now:

https://x.com/HFI_Research/status/
2031033298676572407

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:08 PM (GBKbO)

275 Can't imagine what she went thru. And nothing of any value was taken from the premises, right?

Such a weird crime.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2026 01:04 PM (i0Hi3)

One possibility I hadn't considered? Some blood stains found on the floor or porch, IIRC? Maybe she fell, got a concussion, and simply wandered off, and fell into a ravine or something?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 01:08 PM (8zz6B)

276 Oil futures last night were up 30%.

US oil is now up...3% from Friday.

It's trending to flat.

Still well above the break even point for US shale, too at $93.

US energy dominance gives the US government A LOT Of wiggle room to fuck with fuckwits in the Middle East, it seems.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:02 PM (GBKbO)
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So much screaming about $100 oil. It was over $140 during the Russia-Ukraine conflict only a few years ago.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:08 PM (iFTx/)

277 Can't imagine what she went thru. And nothing of any value was taken from the premises, right?

Such a weird crime.


sending a message

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 09, 2026 01:08 PM (j+aD2)

278 I've been seeing rumors on X that Iran has sent the go-code to activate its sleeper cells abroad.

Any resulting terrorist attacks will all be Trump's fault, of course.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Hopefully it is just successful enough to result in total expulsion of muslims from civilized coumtries world-wide.

Posted by: Operator Error at March 09, 2026 01:08 PM (d5zIg)

279
As a side note, I can't wait for someone to do a live TV interview with Bow Tie Boy and repeatedly call him Cucker.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2026 01:09 PM (2Bx2b)

280 277 So much screaming about $100 oil. It was over $140 during the Russia-Ukraine conflict only a few years ago.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:08 PM (iFTx/)

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Its spike over the last couple of weeks is still well below the first two years of Biden's administration.

And it's going to trend downward again as ships keep going through the Strait and it ends up being mostly just China affected by any Iranian production slowdowns.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:09 PM (GBKbO)

281 https://is.gd/9278Dq

The one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 09, 2026 01:09 PM (Kt19C)

282 In the clip I saw, Chatsworth Osborne Jr. (Rush *really* had his number) said Trump was going to nuke Iran and then send in the military to rape everyone. That feels like the wrong order of operations to me.

That's how you get women with 3 boobs.

Posted by: Some Moron with Total Recall at March 09, 2026 01:09 PM (sKqQm)

283 As a side note, I can't wait for someone to do a live TV interview with Bow Tie Boy and repeatedly call him Cucker.


that Jory kid from Shoresy would be great for this

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 09, 2026 01:09 PM (j+aD2)

284
Such a weird crime.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2026 01:04 PM (i0Hi3)

One possibility I hadn't considered? Some blood stains found on the floor or porch, IIRC? Maybe she fell, got a concussion, and simply wandered off, and fell into a ravine or something?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 01:08 PM (8zz6B)

Pretty sure i saw camera footage released by police of masked people 2 sneaking around the house.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2026 01:10 PM (i0Hi3)

285 Make Maps Less Gay and Retarded!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Maps Less Gay and Retarded! at March 09, 2026 01:10 PM (r5CUx)

286 Later gang. I'm off to the driving range.
Need to work on my short irons.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 09, 2026 01:10 PM (2WIwB)

287 I said from the beginning that this wasn't a kidnapping at all. I'm even more sure of it now. Someone from the family killed her -- intentionally or accidentally -- and then buried her in the desert. The kidnapping was made up as a cover story.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

The evidence suggests so. It's pretty obvious she's dead, and has been from the start. Desert is a big place, and the area around Tucson is rough and mountainous.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2026 01:05 PM (/QdgR)
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Yea. Very easy to bury a body that nobody will ever find out there. Hardest part is probably digging a hole and not finding another body already there.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

288 Burt TC, banned or not banned, or both? Schrodinger’s Burt?

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 01:10 PM (pDt9x)

289 Ships are going through now:

https://x.com/HFI_Research/status/
2031033298676572407


Iran's offensive capabilities have been mostly flattened and if you turn off your transponder they have no way of knowing you're in the strait. It's the One Easy Trick for real.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:10 PM (2ocoG)

290 Trump was going to nuke Iran and then send in the military to rape everyone.

No thanks, I'm waiting for the Mars colony before I go after three breasted mutants. The gravity is kinder on them

Posted by: gKWVE at March 09, 2026 01:10 PM (gKWVE)

291 Wouldn't doubt Iran has Sleeper Cells to commit terrorism

Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2026 01:11 PM (EtnSa)

292 289 Ships are going through now:

https://x.com/HFI_Research/status/
2031033298676572407

Iran's offensive capabilities have been mostly flattened and if you turn off your transponder they have no way of knowing you're in the strait. It's the One Easy Trick for real.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:10 PM (2ocoG)

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Iran was a paper tiger trying desperately to be a real tiger.

One confrontation with the real tiger ended that completely.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

293 I just want BurtTC to come and explain how this is a misinterpretation of Tucker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

"That is not what he said..and if that is what he said it is not what that means, or what he meant, and people are ganging up on him only because he expressed an unpopular opinion about Israel."

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

294 And there it is, indeed !
(257)

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 09, 2026 01:11 PM (MIIRH)

295 "Oil prices will go down 30% in a couple of weeks."

Probably, but from "The Market Always Knows" perspective, it is the risk that is currently being priced in. Even if some ships are going through, future supply could be disrupted, or some rogue drones could sink some ships. Other suppliers already are facing issues from the drone attacks. China will be competing for alternate sources ...

Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2026 01:11 PM (vbXSk)

296 I think it was a home invasion gone sideways immediately and they took the body with them to dump .

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:11 PM (cntUY)

297 293 I just want BurtTC to come and explain how this is a misinterpretation of Tucker.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

"That is not what he said..and if that is what he said it is not what that means, or what he meant, and people are ganging up on him only because he expressed an unpopular opinion about Israel."

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:11 PM (GD0B3)

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And then Masturbatin' Pete comes in to explain how Israel controls the world.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

298 fell into a ravine or something?

That would shock me, after all the drones, etc

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 09, 2026 01:12 PM (Kt19C)

299 When my business was getting into sterilants for systems and products used in bio/pharma/life applications, H2O2 and IPA were the two main products. Due to the %-ages of the chemicals, we had to undergo a strict DHS review. Then the shoe bomber issue drastically changed everything as to make TATP, you only need a bit (greater than 3 oz) to cause a catastrophic result.
Somehow, these two goat lovers got access to it as OTC %-ages are too low to create the result.
And to say they somehow distilled it up to these values is ridiculous as it requires in detail means to overcome the azeotrope limits.
They need a special electrified chair or piano wire collar for doing this, but I am old-fashioned...

Posted by: JDubya_Mesa AZ at March 09, 2026 01:12 PM (FQ2t6)

300 >>Trump needs to take control of the Straits, and ensure that shipping can get through. Needs to be the priority right now.

Per Reuters about four hours ago, Macron is deploying about a dozen of French warships allegedly for that purpose.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 09, 2026 01:13 PM (Y1sOo)

301 It's really screwed up that the family allowed her to live alone without a dozen cameras on the property inside and out and no life alert type system.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:13 PM (cntUY)

302 CAIR-Philadelphia Condemns Sens. Fetterman, McCormick for Refusing to Seek Justice for Slain Philadelphia-Born American (March 6, 2026)

CAIR-Pennsylvania Condemns Distribution of White Supremacist Propaganda in Carlisle (March 7, 2026)

In part, The Philadelphia and Pittsburgh chapters of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR-Pennsylvania), the nation’s largest Muslim civil rights and advocacy organization, today condemned the reported distribution of white supremacist propaganda in Carlisle, Pennsylvania.

March 9, 2026 - CAIR-MI and CAIR-National to Release Annual Civil Rights Report Highlighting Discrimination Against Muslim Communities

A popular method also utilized by progressive politicians in PA whether addressing their own peaceful protesting, BLM, Muslims, etc.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 09, 2026 01:13 PM (NFX2v)

303 Meanwhile, in Paris . . .

NSFW because of boobies.

https://is.gd/p0ypD5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 09, 2026 12:26 PM (ndZc7)

That's a protest I can get in front of.

Posted by: Easy the Elder at March 09, 2026 01:07 PM (xNsD7)

Looks cold out.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 01:13 PM (dK+Kv)

304 It's in the constitution that a rise in gas prices under Republican admins must be reported at least once an hour and under Dem admins must be ignored and censored.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2026 01:13 PM (n5tGW)

305 Yea. Very easy to bury a body that nobody will ever find out there. Hardest part is probably digging a hole and not finding another body already there.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:10 PM (iFTx/)

Digging any kind of hole in that hard desert soil is a real chore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 01:14 PM (8zz6B)

306 304 It's in the constitution that a rise in gas prices under Republican admins must be reported at least once an hour and under Dem admins must be ignored and censored.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 09, 2026 01:13 PM (n5tGW)

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Trump governs like the weekly RCP average of polls isn't a concern, like his primary concern is doing what's best for America.

Which is a very marked departure from Biden's term where he tried to act like he was shutting the border a few times in order to win news cycles.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

307
In the clip I saw, Chatsworth Osborne Jr. (Rush *really* had his number) said Trump was going to nuke Iran and then send in the military to rape everyone. That feels like the wrong order of operations to me.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:08 PM (2ocoG)



Nah. As I keep pointing out, you always burn BEFORE you rape... because it's more romantic in the firelight.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2026 01:14 PM (2Bx2b)

308 >>Per Reuters about four hours ago, Macron is deploying about a dozen of French warships allegedly for that purpose.

And according to X ships are getting through.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 09, 2026 01:15 PM (viF8m)

309 And then Masturbatin' Pete comes in to explain how Israel controls the world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

"Just because someone criticizes Israel does not mean they are (foaming at the mouth) and antisemite....and by the way, why is [insert a jewish name here] doing [insert BS allegations of some criminality] and no one is talking about it?1!"

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:15 PM (GD0B3)

310 And then Masturbatin' Pete comes in to explain how Israel controls the world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:11 PM


Was he always that way? I don't remember him being all in on JJ's weather machine until this war.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:15 PM (2ocoG)

311 Digging any kind of hole in that hard desert soil is a real chore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Why bother burying the body? Just leave it out in a remote spot where critters can chow down on it.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 01:16 PM (77rzZ)

312 And then Masturbatin' Pete comes in to explain how Israel controls the world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

"Just because someone criticizes Israel does not mean they are (foaming at the mouth) and antisemite....and by the way, why is [insert a jewish name here] doing [insert BS allegations of some criminality] and no one is talking about it?1!"

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:15 PM (GD0B3)

You guys should get a room.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 01:16 PM (dK+Kv)

313 >>And according to X ships are getting through.

That might be because we bombed the shit out of their anti-ship missile system at Bandar Abbas

Posted by: one hour sober at March 09, 2026 01:17 PM (Y1sOo)

314
nothing of any value was taken from the premises, right?

Such a weird crime.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

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What's in her will? How much life insurance was she carrying?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 09, 2026 01:17 PM (k/sBx)

315 I tend to not criticize Israel because they are, get this, an ally.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 01:17 PM (pDt9x)

316 313 >>And according to X ships are getting through.

That might be because we bombed the shit out of their anti-ship missile system at Bandar Abbas

Posted by: one hour sober at March 09, 2026 01:17 PM (Y1sOo)

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I guess the pussification of the US military only went so deep. There were still hard-nosed warmakers around to promote.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

317 You guys should get a room.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 01:16 PM (dK+Kv)

Why ?

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:18 PM (GD0B3)

318 Ships are going through now:

https://x.com/HFI_Research/status/
2031033298676572407

Iran's offensive capabilities have been mostly flattened and if you turn off your transponder they have no way of knowing you're in the strait. It's the One Easy Trick for real.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:10 PM (2ocoG)

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Iran was a paper tiger trying desperately to be a real tiger.

One confrontation with the real tiger ended that completely.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:11 PM (GBKbO)
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Too many people -- mostly leftards -- think of the Strait as something like the Panana Canal: something very narrow that can easily be controlled or closed, as if you can just drop a toll gate.

The SoH is 25 miles wide at its narrowest and open sea. It would take far more power and capability than Iran has to close that. I think they tried to flood it with mines once. Didn't work out well for them.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:18 PM (iFTx/)

319 Democrats are just not normal.

Brandon Gill
@realBrandonGill
HOST: "Something that you love that's not family or friends?"

TALARICO: "Trans children."

Now that's just creepy.

https://tinyurl.com/ytmenuzj

Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2026 01:18 PM (NpAcC)

320
Digging any kind of hole in that hard desert soil is a real chore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 01:14 PM (8zz6B)



Digging through permafrost is even worse. Almost as bad as trying to get through concrete.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2026 01:18 PM (2Bx2b)

321 315 I tend to not criticize Israel because they are, get this, an ally.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 01:17 PM (pDt9x)

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They control the world and will send French-Israeli assassination squads against anyone who speaks up against them.

That's why it's so hard to find anti-Israel narratives on the Internet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

322 Kristol is the kind of guy that left told us we should all hate from 2001-2015. Odd how they kind of like him now isn't it?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 01:04 PM (sKqQm)

Like Bush, McCain, Romney, McConnell, MTG, etc you can why it was so easy for the Left to recruit people away from R's. If we can't see that, we are truly fucking blind.

"How can people vote Democrat...??" we query arrogantly while talking about how every nationally prominent Republican is a slimy piece of shit.

Posted by: Jonah G at March 09, 2026 01:18 PM (rUi6v)

323 I tend to not criticize Israel because they are, get this, an ally.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 01:17 PM (pDt9x)

As is (was?) the UK. Arguably, Israel is a better ally at the moment, especially in middle east affairs.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 01:19 PM (dK+Kv)

324 Why ?

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:18 PM (GD0B3)

The Dutch ruddering is getting out of hand.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 01:19 PM (dK+Kv)

325 Meanwhile, in Paris . . .

NSFW because of boobies.

https://is.gd/p0ypD5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at March 09, 2026 12:26 PM (ndZc7)

That's a protest I can get in front of.

Posted by: Easy the Elder at March 09, 2026 01:07 PM (xNsD7)

Looks cold out.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 01:13 PM


This video does not support the rumored superiority of French boobies vis-a-vis American ones.

Plus, to be honest, all of them look a little piggish.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2026 01:19 PM (0sNs1)

326 HOST: "Something that you love that's not family or friends?"

TALARICO: "Trans children."


Some people like, as in are sexually attracted to, women, some people like men and some sick bastards like "trans children"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 01:19 PM (sKqQm)

327 267. Posted by: BlackOrchid

A tragedy. (I was up on Route 30 last evening.)
---
Daily Times, 'A mystery involving county Bureau of Elections envelopes and a Woodlyn dumpster, March 8, 2026

My county, my township. Again.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 09, 2026 01:20 PM (NFX2v)

328 Plus, to be honest, all of them look a little piggish.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2026 01:19 PM (0sNs1)

I am torn on the issue of pig mask or no.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 01:20 PM (dK+Kv)

329 "How can people vote Democrat...??" we query arrogantly while talking about how every nationally prominent Republican is a slimy piece of shit.

The most common thing I hear from LIVs, "They are all the same!" and...well...a hell of a lot of them are aren't they?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 01:20 PM (sKqQm)

330 319 TALARICO: "Trans children."

Now that's just creepy.

https://tinyurl.com/ytmenuzj
Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2026 01:18 PM (NpAcC)

Notice that he DOES NOT love Normal children.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 01:21 PM (wa/yD)

331 313 >>And according to X ships are getting through.

That might be because we bombed the shit out of their anti-ship missile system at Bandar Abbas
Posted by: one hour sober at March 09, 2026 01:17 PM (Y1sOo)

Hope so. Really hoping that the us military thought of all the contingencies. So much disinformation flying around right now.

Saw a bunch of lefties going on about how the 400k $40,000 Iranian drones are gonna rain down on targets and we cant shoot them all down.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2026 01:21 PM (i0Hi3)

332 I tend to not criticize Israel because they are, get this, an ally.
Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 01:17 PM (pDt9x)

I don't have a problem with criticism. I have a problem with broad brush conspiracy criticism because'Jew!'



Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:21 PM (cntUY)

333 326 HOST: "Something that you love that's not family or friends?"

TALARICO: "Trans children."

Some people like, as in are sexually attracted to, women, some people like men and some sick bastards like "trans children"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 01:19 PM (sKqQm)

That should go over well in Texas

Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 01:21 PM (Ea0Ol)

334 This islamic regime may be a tough nut to crack

even if we pound all their shit to rubble, there will still be 100-150,000 hardcore loyalists- the fanatics- with guns and nothing to lose. I don't know how the citizenry overcomes that without some serious assistance.

Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 01:21 PM (ZxPkt)

335 323 I tend to not criticize Israel because they are, get this, an ally.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 01:17 PM (pDt9x)

As is (was?) the UK. Arguably, Israel is a better ally at the moment, especially in middle east affairs.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 01:19 PM (dK+Kv)

I would say just a good bit better of an ally than Britain has been for decades. Our real allies are found in some inlikely places around the world, and not especially in Europe, imagine that.

Posted by: tubal at March 09, 2026 01:21 PM (pDt9x)

336 I tend to not criticize Israel because they are, get this, an ally.

That and hawt IDF bikini babes with machine guns.

And I have a good idea of how many American companies do R&D there.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:21 PM (2ocoG)

337 Digging through permafrost is even worse. Almost as bad as trying to get through concrete.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur


The recent "snowcrete" that we had was the nastiest stuff I've ever dealt with.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 01:21 PM (77rzZ)

338 The Dutch ruddering is getting out of hand.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Is this your way of saying you harbor warm feeling for them and ridicule of those two offends you ?

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:22 PM (GD0B3)

339 When Trump left office the first time WTI was around $20.00 bbl. After Shitmypants took over it ran between $80 and $90 bbl the entire time.

By the time summer gets here, it will be back below $60.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 09, 2026 01:23 PM (7kply)

340 seen holding up his right index finger -- a universal salute for the terror group
And I have to wonder if this wasn't some 4Chan thing. Because that has to be one of the stupidest salutes ever. Are they proclaiming "We're number one"? Because several professional teams, at least a few large franchise restaurant operations, and a pantsload of Americans would demand they cease and desist that fraud.

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2026 01:23 PM (kyr9/)

341 I am all in for Israel. I think I would have made a good Jewish guy.

Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 01:23 PM (ZxPkt)

342 333 That should go over well in Texas
Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 01:21 PM (Ea0Ol)

It will in Austin.

But that's about it.

Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 01:23 PM (wa/yD)

343 312 And then Masturbatin' Pete comes in to explain how Israel controls the world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

"Just because someone criticizes Israel does not mean they are (foaming at the mouth) and antisemite....and by the way, why is [insert a jewish name here] doing [insert BS allegations of some criminality] and no one is talking about it?1!"

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:15 PM (GD0B3)

You guys should get a room.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 01:16 PM (dK+Kv)

Yes. It IS possible to criticize Israel and not be an anti-Semite. We have CBD calling Bibi a waffling pantywaist every other day just a couple years ago. Hell, JJ as well. But keep on fucking that chicken that anyone who does, who you don't like, is an anti-Semite.

There IS and should be daylight between 'I don't like what Israel is doing here or there' and Candy, Tucker, Burt or whoever.

Just remember, when you reflexively and rabidly attack anyone critical of a tribe, you are being just like the arab bullshit Islamists.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 01:23 PM (bss/y)

344 21 I seen one press release by the homo musl8m mayor that did not acknowledge his terrorists buddies but said the honkeys were racist and violent, implied thet attacked counter protesters.

Posted by: Operator Error at March 09, 2026 12:26 PM (d5zIg)


Front men for the Leftists are more tightly scripted than any actor ever has been. Those who can't stick to the script, no matter how repulsive or hilarious it sounds to normals, are not made front men.

Leftists are all performers. Auditions are held to screen-out the poor actors. Those who pass are categorized according to their potential mouthpiece usefulness and future roles.

References: AOC, Jessica Tarlov, Mamdani, Jen Psaki, all guests on CNN other than Scott Jennings, every single guest on whatever MSLSD is called these days...

Posted by: Gref at March 09, 2026 01:24 PM (5rh/l)

345 even if we pound all their shit to rubble, there will still be 100-150,000 hardcore loyalists- the fanatics- with guns and nothing to lose. I don't know how the citizenry overcomes that without some serious assistance.

Imagine two provinces, in one Moderate Musa* takes power and next door its Muhammed Muhammed Muhammed.

So we bomb 3M. And we keep bombing him.

At some point the people in his province will kill him or leave for Musa's province. At some point Musa gets strong enough to send his own people to take over 3M's province.

*Note he's probably still an asshole muslim nutter - but he's willing to keep his jihad in his pants in return for not being bombed

Not being bombed

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 01:24 PM (sKqQm)

346 Mamdani is such an ayatollah it's disgusting.

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:24 PM (GD0B3)

347 343
Yes. It IS possible to criticize Israel and not be an anti-Semite. We have CBD calling Bibi a waffling pantywaist every other day just a couple years ago. Hell, JJ as well. But keep on fucking that chicken that anyone who does, who you don't like, is an anti-Semite.

There IS and should be daylight between 'I don't like what Israel is doing here or there' and Candy, Tucker, Burt or whoever.

Just remember, when you reflexively and rabidly attack anyone critical of a tribe, you are being just like the arab bullshit Islamists.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 01:23 PM (bss/y)

=======

We must let the USS Liberty dictate all US policy in the Middle East because it means that Israel isn't perfect and we must stop giving them billions of dollars a year for just existing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

348 Somebody asked me if there is one thing we unequivocally cant blame on the Jews. I said, “yes, carrots in jello”.

Damn Protestants.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 09, 2026 01:24 PM (7kply)

349 I am all in for Israel. I think I would have made a good Jewish guy.
Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 01:23 PM


Do you have the circumspection needed?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 09, 2026 01:24 PM (0sNs1)

350 That might be because we bombed the shit out of their anti-ship missile system at Bandar Abbas
Posted by: one hour sober at March 09, 2026 01:17 PM (Y1sOo)

Hope so. Really hoping that the us military thought of all the contingencies. So much disinformation flying around right now.

****************************

That bombing of their anti-ship missile facility at Bandar Abbas reportedly was just within the last 24 hours. I'm surprised it wasn't one of the targets on the initial wave that kicked this all off.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 09, 2026 01:24 PM (Y1sOo)

351 Digging any kind of hole in that hard desert soil is a real chore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Why bother burying the body? Just leave it out in a remote spot where critters can chow down on it.
Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 01:16 PM (77rzZ)

There's plenty of abandoned mines in the deserts of the South West

Posted by: Josephistan at March 09, 2026 01:24 PM (y9ksN)

352 330 319 TALARICO: "Trans children."

Now that's just creepy.

https://tinyurl.com/ytmenuzj
Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2026 01:18 PM (NpAcC)

Notice that he DOES NOT love Normal children.
Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 01:21 PM (wa/yD)

Normal children are less likely to let him touch their weewees.

Posted by: Dude's out of central casting for chomo at March 09, 2026 01:25 PM (TbWk/)

353 Chester County is consistently ranked as the wealthiest county in Pennsylvania, boasting the highest median household income—approximately
as of 2025–2026 data—and high median home values. It frequently outperforms neighboring Montgomery and Bucks counties in financial, investment, and income metrics

----------
Bucks County - 'Calls grow for Quakertown police chief to resign after clash during protest' March 4, 2026

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 09, 2026 01:25 PM (NFX2v)

354 Meanwhile, in Paris . . .
NSFW because of boobies.
https://is.gd/p0ypD5


Such a bold, daring way to do absolutely nothing!

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2026 01:25 PM (EJWxb)

355 TALARICO: "Trans children."

Now that's just creepy.

https://tinyurl.com/ytmenuzj
Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2026 01:18 PM (NpAcC)

Notice that he DOES NOT love Normal children.
Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 01:21 PM (wa/yD)
______

That's not quite what he said. What he said was "trans children who showed up to protest yesterday" in favor of some lefty bullshit. Yes, it's still creepy, but he was trying to give a shoutout to Resist Da Powah bullshit. My takeaway is that he's a fucking retard who can't stop stepping on his own microdick.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

356 Is this your way of saying you harbor warm feeling for them and ridicule of those two offends you ?

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:22 PM (GD0B3)

I have no special affinity for either. But going on about them behind their backs is a bit unbecoming for you two. Plus, it was just a joke.

So . . . lighten up, Francis.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 01:25 PM (dK+Kv)

357 The Texas brothers and sisters don't like fags and the white tallyhho fag beat the sister. They won't turn out in sufficient numbers in the general election.

Gas is 3.19 reg/gal; 4.39 diesel and 3.65 gal premium. in cowtown today.

Posted by: kingsman at March 09, 2026 01:25 PM (ehY6c)

358 Why do I always leave the worst socks on

Posted by: ... at March 09, 2026 01:26 PM (rUi6v)

359 Between the lower bound of Israeli behavior, and the upper bound of Iran's behavior. . . I'm struggling to describe the gap.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 09, 2026 01:26 PM (VdiIA)

360 About that Onion link earlier in the thread:

Aw, I 'member when the Onion was still good! And the Chive. and Funny or Die. And SNL. And...

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 01:26 PM (gWBY1)

361 Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 09, 2026 01:23 PM (bss/y)

Who are you talking about specifically? Because it sounds like you're ignoring what the two nics mentioned have said in the past.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:26 PM (cntUY)

362 355 That's not quite what he said. What he said was "trans children who showed up to protest yesterday" in favor of some lefty bullshit. Yes, it's still creepy, but he was trying to give a shoutout to Resist Da Powah bullshit. My takeaway is that he's a fucking retard who can't stop stepping on his own microdick.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

======

The point of these clips is to cut them in the worst way possible and then blanket airwaves, YouTube commercials, and Facebook ads with the message that this Democrat is a weird freak.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

363 Jews are responsible for the antisemitism directed at them.

Posted by: Megyn Kelly at March 09, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)

364 I don't have a problem with criticism. I have a problem with broad brush conspiracy criticism because'Jew!'

Israel has a worse judicial overreach problem than we do. I was listening to Gad Saad interviewing an Israeli who wrote a new book about it. It turns out that at some point the supreme court there just declared that Israel now has a constitution that they made up and all courts must follow it.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:27 PM (2ocoG)

365 Best part? We can lob half-million dollar ordnance at a target, marvel at the destruction from space where we could tell if someone lost a fingernail, have lunch, and do it again because there’s an arsenal full of that stuff.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 09, 2026 01:27 PM (7kply)

366 235 Nancy Guthrie is somewhere in the desert becoming one with the ecosystem.

Sad to say.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2026 01:00 PM (2GVsD)

And has been since the 1st evening. This had all been a test of if they could find the perp and the body, not if they could actually find her alive...the answer for now seems to be no. Probably b/c the perp slipped back across the border...

Posted by: Nova Local at March 09, 2026 01:27 PM (tOcjL)

367 Yeah, my parents had me circumspected when I was born

I am also into the Jewish sense of humor

Posted by: Don Black at March 09, 2026 01:28 PM (ZxPkt)

368 There's plenty of abandoned mines in the deserts of the South West
Posted by: Josephistan

Yes, good point.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 01:28 PM (77rzZ)

369 Digging any kind of hole in that hard desert soil is a real chore.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 01:14 PM (8zz6B)

And the desert isn't as empty as you think. Someone digging a hole like that would attrack someones attention. Most of the roads are there because people use them. Any off roading will draw attention too.
It ain't like the good old days.

Posted by: Reforger at March 09, 2026 01:28 PM (rpbjO)

370 Chester County is consistently ranked as the wealthiest county in Pennsylvania, boasting the highest median household income—approximately
as of 2025–2026 data—and high median home values.


Boy. I feel sorry for the rest of the state if that is true.

Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2026 01:28 PM (EJWxb)

371 Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:27 PM (2ocoG)

Agree and the Jewish commenters here have criticized that unfortunate development.

Just like here, Israel have their woke Left too.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:29 PM (cntUY)

372 Why haven't the Straits of Hormuz been renamed to the Gays of Hormuz? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Maps Less Gay and Retarded! at March 09, 2026 01:29 PM (r5CUx)

373 Aw, I 'member when the Onion was still good! And the Chive. and Funny or Die. And SNL. And...
Posted by: LizLem

Dave Barry.

Posted by: Bulg at March 09, 2026 01:29 PM (77rzZ)

374 That's not quite what he said. What he said was "trans children who showed up to protest yesterday" in favor of some lefty bullshit. Yes, it's still creepy, but he was trying to give a shoutout to Resist Da Powah bullshit. My takeaway is that he's a fucking retard who can't stop stepping on his own microdick.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:25 PM (iFTx/)

======

The point of these clips is to cut them in the worst way possible and then blanket airwaves, YouTube commercials, and Facebook ads with the message that this Democrat is a weird freak.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:26 PM (GBKbO)
_____

Oh I get it. But this wasn't an ad. It was some kind of podcast. I'm sure a lefty one, but even the girl's reaction to his response was like "gimme a break with this bullshit."

Countdown to when this pervert is found in the back of an alley propositioning a 14 year old boy?

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:29 PM (iFTx/)

375 Boy. I feel sorry for the rest of the state if that is true.


why? it's not even relevant since the jihadi boys are from Bucks

and yes, one of the wealthiest counties in the country I think

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 09, 2026 01:29 PM (j+aD2)

376 Aw, I 'member when the Onion was still good! And the Chive. and Funny or Die. And SNL. And...

and cracked.com

Posted by: 18-1 at March 09, 2026 01:30 PM (sKqQm)

377 I don't have a problem with criticism. I have a problem with broad brush conspiracy criticism because'Jew!

===

Yeah, some people miss this salient point. And reflexively defend a hypothetical "criticism of Israel:. Antisemitism is like obscenity, you know it when you see it.

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:30 PM (GD0B3)

378 We must let the USS Liberty dictate all US policy in the Middle East because it means that Israel isn't perfect and we must stop giving them billions of dollars a year for just existing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films at March 09, 2026 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

The USS Liberty incident is probably a stronger reason to be anti-CIA than anti-Israel

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 09, 2026 01:31 PM (xcxpd)

379 >>> Per Reuters about four hours ago, Macron is deploying about a dozen of French warships allegedly for that purpose.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 09, 2026 01:13 PM (Y1sOo)

I like how France and UK both hate the US in the Trump era, so turned up their nose at helping us when the Iran scuffle started, and now are all jumping in to "help" now. Late to the party, pal!

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 01:31 PM (gWBY1)

380 So it's White Supremacists then?

Posted by: Bob...no...the other Bob. at March 09, 2026 01:31 PM (45/dC)

381 There's plenty of abandoned mines in the deserts of the South West

Posted by: Josephistan

---------------

Things I learned watching CSI.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Maps Less Gay and Retarded! at March 09, 2026 01:31 PM (r5CUx)

382 From sea to shining sea, America will be islam free.

Posted by: rechill at March 09, 2026 01:31 PM (K1zyu)

383 Jews are responsible for the antisemitism directed at them.
Posted by: Megyn Kelly at March 09, 2026 01:27 PM (GD0B3)

I think there's a short sci-fi story out there to the effect that Israel sent Mossad hit teams back in time to try to kill young Hitler and that's what made him antisemitic.

Posted by: Josephistan at March 09, 2026 01:31 PM (y9ksN)

384 A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half hour to 45 minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fucking night.

Posted by: Nicky Santoro at March 09, 2026 01:31 PM (TbWk/)

385 Also, even as good as the NYP might be sometimes, they still wrote their initial article in totally passive voice:
"tossing an explosive device near Gracie Mansion"
Uh, no. He THREW a bomb AT some anti-Islamist protesters. It was only "near Gracie Mansion" because that's where their targets were located. And that's aside from the fact they're obscuring who threw the bombs.

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2026 01:32 PM (kyr9/)

386 Thing about abandoned mines? Lots of folks like to explore them. I did exactly that yesterday. And relatively few of them are simply vertical shafts that you easily throw a body down. Those are supposed to be blocked off, for safety reasons.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2026 01:32 PM (8zz6B)

387 In the clip I saw, Chatsworth Osborne Jr. (Rush *really* had his number) said Trump was going to nuke Iran and then send in the military to rape everyone. That feels like the wrong order of operations to me.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:08 PM


Pillage ... then burn.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 09, 2026 01:33 PM (4NO2D)

388 @realBrandonGill
HOST: "Something that you love that's not family or friends?"

TALARICO: "Trans children."


Idiot. Everyone knows that if you want to win over Texas voters, the right answer is "chicken fried steak."

Posted by: Oddbob at March 09, 2026 01:33 PM (Fs0KI)

389 379 >>> Per Reuters about four hours ago, Macron is deploying about a dozen of French warships allegedly for that purpose.
Posted by: one hour sober at March 09, 2026 01:13 PM (Y1sOo)

I like how France and UK both hate the US in the Trump era, so turned up their nose at helping us when the Iran scuffle started, and now are all jumping in to "help" now. Late to the party, pal!
Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 01:31 PM (gWBY1)

France isn't helping us, they're protecting French citizens and property in Lebanon. They still probably hate us.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at March 09, 2026 01:33 PM (xcxpd)

390 Aw, I 'member when the Onion was still good! And the Chive. and Funny or Die. And SNL. And...

The Onion immediately after 9/11 ran "Terrorists Shocked To Be In Hell", which nowadays you'd assume was the Bee. They went rapidly downhill after that though.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:33 PM (2ocoG)

391 Posted by: Josephistan at March 09, 2026 01:31 PM (y9ksN)

Hah the dreaded time loop.

Or the over used ' chicken or the egg' answer.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:33 PM (cntUY)

392 Boy. I feel sorry for the rest of the state if that is true.


why? it's not even relevant since the jihadi boys are from Bucks

and yes, one of the wealthiest counties in the country I think
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 09, 2026 01:29 PM (j+aD2)
___

Chester is probably the overall wealthiest in PA, but it would barely register on a list of the wealthiest in the country.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at March 09, 2026 01:33 PM (iFTx/)

393 372 Why haven't the Straits of Hormuz been renamed to the Gays of Hormuz? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"

more importantly, what was the name of the ancient greek muse of whores?

Posted by: anachronda at March 09, 2026 01:33 PM (oY6Yp)

394 18-1, yes Cracked as well! I was trying to remember the name of that site and completely forgot. I cant believe they still have people posting new articles.

Posted by: LizLem at March 09, 2026 01:34 PM (gWBY1)

395 Thereby proving the protesters' point.

Remember the meme, "If you keep saying Islam is violent, we will KILL you!"

And that meme was based on what some jihadis were literally saying.

Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2026 01:34 PM (kyr9/)

396 I like how France and UK both hate the US in the Trump era, so turned up their nose at helping us when the Iran scuffle started, and now are all jumping in to "help" now. Late to the party, pal!

They want to get in on the winning side so they can claim credit later.

I'm just shocked France has a dozen working ships.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:34 PM (2ocoG)

397 ""Denaturalize and deport. We don't have to put up with this.""



Yup, get them the fuck out of here. Hunt down and machine gun the hold outs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2026 01:35 PM (snZF9)

398 Did we take any action against Spain? Fuck those lazy racist fucks.

Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:35 PM (cntUY)

399 Nood.

Posted by: Nazdar at March 09, 2026 01:36 PM (NcvvS)

400 Jewish weather machines have been a thing ever since Moses held up his rod over the Red Sea and caused the wind to blow and blow....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 09, 2026 01:36 PM (xT8gx)

401 395 Thereby proving the protesters' point.

Remember the meme, "If you keep saying Islam is violent, we will KILL you!"

And that meme was based on what some jihadis were literally saying.
Posted by: GWB at March 09, 2026 01:34 PM (kyr9/)

Parker and stone won't even talk about why they quit satirizing the religion of pieces.

But yeah let's all make fun of mormons.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 09, 2026 01:37 PM (i0Hi3)

402 So . . . lighten up, Francis.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 09, 2026 01:25 PM (dK+Kv)

how about you lighten up , hall monitor, and stop defending trolls

Posted by: runner at March 09, 2026 01:37 PM (GD0B3)

403 That protester/bomb thrower photo --

I bet if you show that to an illegal-invader proponent, they won't be able to see it.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 09, 2026 01:37 PM (FMtrg)

404 "You could be there all fucking night."

Sounds like Gardner Andrew vs. SW Ohio Clay

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 09, 2026 01:37 PM (DgMqy)

405 Did we take any action against Spain? Fuck those lazy racist fucks.

The joke on X was that Trump could cut off trade with them if they had any exports.

Posted by: Ian S. at March 09, 2026 01:37 PM (2ocoG)

406 That should go over well in Texas
Posted by: It's me donna at March 09, 2026 01:21 PM (Ea0Ol)
*******
I intend to inform as many of my Texas voters as I Van.

Posted by: redridinghood at March 09, 2026 01:39 PM (NpAcC)

407 Gnood

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM (qBBPl)

408 The Boy Scouts sealed most, 15,000 or so, of the mines and prospects in my area back in the 90's. Prior there were a few you could easily loose a body in. Most only went back in about 40 feet or so. Some we never found the end of. One was almost functional. Lots of mine cars and winches and old air hammers. I wish I'd of had the sense to pull all that shit out and throw it down the hill. Millions in yard decorations are still back in that hole. You're not getting into it without a big Excavator though.

Posted by: Reforger at March 09, 2026 01:40 PM (rpbjO)

409 These two are probably Hasan Piker followers just doing what he keep telling them to do.

I wouldn't be surprised if Piker is on their Twitch list at all.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 09, 2026 01:43 PM (6ydKt)

410 98 71 The entire country has been intimidated into acceptance of Islam due to not wanting to be called "Islamophobic".

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at March 09, 2026 12:33 PM (P5BPp)

I disagree with this part.

People don't fear being called Islamophobic.

People fear the police arresting them on behalf of the Muslim Ummah if they dare resist the conquest.
Posted by: XTC at March 09, 2026 12:37 PM (3wOGw)


Yes, that. Look at what they did to the Proud Boys, for daring to systemically protect normies from Antifa/"black bloc" Marxian thuggery. Anarchists, Statists, and Muslims, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G.

Posted by: SciVo at March 09, 2026 01:45 PM (Sy6m/)

411 Posted by: Josephistan at March 09, 2026 01:31 PM (y9ksN)

Hah the dreaded time loop.

Or the over used ' chicken or the egg' answer.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 01:33 PM (cntUY)



On the other hand, Stalin was a pretty dedicated Jew-hater himself. One could make the argument that having Hitler around gave Stalin another target for his bloodlust, keeping both dictators from focusing fully on killing the Jewish people.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 09, 2026 01:49 PM (2Bx2b)

412 Nope, not a parody, Tucker said that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2026 12:51 PM (/QdgR)

Is there vid or audio that's not AI?

If true, he should be dealt with.
Posted by: Harry Vandenburg at March 09, 2026 12:53 PM (cntUY)

Needs a visit from Reddington.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at March 09, 2026 01:56 PM (5xuJ/)

413 The Canadian federal government has signed three “landmark agreements” with the Musqueam Indian Band formally recognizing Aboriginal rights — including Aboriginal title — across its “traditional territory” in Metro Vancouver and surrounding areas.

The full details have not yet been disclosed.

The agreement, quietly announced in February, marks what Ottawa calls “reconciliation in action” and a “true nation-to-nation partnership,” yet the public remains in the dark on most specifics.

So, how much of Vancouver are we talking?

Damn near all of it, in fact.

Posted by: SMOD at March 09, 2026 02:29 PM (RHGPo)

414 Absimilation - 1st generation remembers how things really were in the old country, and appreciates new country. 2nd generation romanticizes old country and resents new country.

Posted by: Tom Locker at March 09, 2026 02:55 PM (RvQwm)

415 Deport these entitled little shits and their families too.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

I'll grant them asylum...

Posted by: The Woodchipper at March 09, 2026 03:01 PM (dx2Dx)

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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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