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Thursday Overnight Open Thread - March 5, 2026 [Doof]
Thomas Point Shoal Light Station in the Chesapeake Bay
Kewl Stuff! The aerial refueling aircraft used in Operation Epic Fury were created from a single $16 million Boeing prototype.
In the 1950s, Boeing made a $16 million bet. As Boeing manufactured newer, faster jet bombers for the Air Force, mid-air refueling aircraft lagged behind. The standard refueling aircraft at the time, the propeller-powered KC-97, flew much slower than the jet-powered bombers it was meant to refuel. To Boeing president William Allen, it seemed like only a matter of time before a jet tanker became necessary. The Air Force hadn't requested a jet-powered refueling aircraft, but Allen was sure that they'd buy it once they saw it fly. His $16 million bet eventually led to the creation of the 707 jetliner and the Air Force's KC-135 tanker. Development began in 1952. To keep the project under wraps and ensure they were the first to market, Boeing named the prototype the 367-80, nicknamed "Dash 80," to disguise it as a piston-powered aircraft from Boeing's 300 series.Really interesting backstory on this technology. Check it out! ----- Secrets of Animation Here’s How Animators Make Stop-Motion Masterpieces Like ‘Wallace & Gromit’ Come Alive
A new exhibition in London takes visitors behind the scenes of the beloved stop-motion franchise featuring Wallace and Gromit. The show marks 50 years since the founding of Aardman, the animation studio behind classics like The Curse of the Were-Rabbit and “The Wrong Trousers.” “Inside Aardman: Wallace & Gromit and Friends” is now on view at the Young V&A museum. Through set models, props, demonstrations and interactive exhibits, the show illustrates how Aardman producers brought to life characters like Wallace, Gromit, Shaun the Sheep and Morph for half a century. “Aardman is an incredibly complex and skilled operation,” Alex Newson, the museum’s chief curator, tells the Guardian’s Catherine Shoard. “It’s also slow. Each animator only produces around two seconds of footage a day. Yet it’s one of the most accessible creative processes; even a small child can grasp it.”Interesting article. Lengthy. Check it out! ----- WTF??
He thought he put his opponent in an impossible situation and then bro does this… pic.twitter.com/3H6vp81xwe
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) March 5, 2026
Is this a game changer, or did everyone but me already know this? 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/lYkCgdxQbF
— GnosisWolf (@GnosisWolf) March 6, 2026
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: mindful webworker - Happiness runs in a circular motion at March 05, 2026 10:01 PM (9O6qm)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2026 10:01 PM (A5RD0)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 10:01 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 05, 2026 10:02 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:02 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: mindful webworker - What? Me ONT? at March 05, 2026 10:02 PM (9O6qm)
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Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 10:04 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 05, 2026 10:05 PM (nWPIJ)
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 10:03 PM (ZxPkt)
aka Bronco Bama's weekend hangout.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 10:05 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 10:05 PM (77rzZ)
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Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:07 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 10:07 PM (zZu0s)
I figure I'd call you by your full name to be proper in this important day of your life!
It's been snowing today! I love it and have missed my old friend, winter.
Yellow crocus are blooming and none of my spring flowers mind the snow. Also some primrose. I hope we don't have a hard freeze with the plum tree blooms, but otherwise it can snow through May to catch up with our snowpack.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2026 10:07 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 10:08 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 10:08 PM (oNzQB)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 10:08 PM (77rzZ)
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Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 05, 2026 10:09 PM (zkvbx)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:10 PM (OoFl2)
Looks like the threat of tornadoes is cancelled. They were only predicted for a small area. Which just happened to be centered right on top of us.
Meh. Too early for serious 'naders.
Posted by: mindful webworker - Let's twister again like we did last summer at March 05, 2026 10:10 PM (9O6qm)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 10:11 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 05, 2026 10:12 PM (NkASH)
Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2026 10:12 PM (VHUov)
The Muslim world is divided about Iran:
Muslim countries in favor of removing the regime:
Jordan
Kuwait
UAE
Saudi Arabia
Oman
Qatar
Bahrain
Muslim countries against the removal of the regime:
Great Britain
France
Spain
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 05, 2026 10:12 PM (FXNzP)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 05, 2026 10:12 PM (DIY2E)
My family used to catch crabs in Annapolis, at the Naval Station across from the Naval Academy. At night.
We used aluminum poles with a chicken wire net to scoop them out of the water as they went past our lights. It did take skill, much more than a crab trap.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 10:13 PM (RIvkX)
Happy times.
Then some drunk takes out the old fashioned light pole and the city replaces with something modern and completely inconguient.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 10:13 PM (qFwJc)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:13 PM (OoFl2)
I guess anyday above ground is a good day🤪❣
Luv ya Mr. Doof!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 10:14 PM (oNzQB)
Posted by: GWB at March 05, 2026 10:14 PM (cAEoL)
Posted by: mindful webworker - Happiness runs in a circular motion at March 05, 2026 10:01 PM (9O6qm)
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And then there's Maude!
Posted by: Bea Arthur at March 05, 2026 10:14 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: davidt at March 05, 2026 10:14 PM (Q+gd/)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 10:15 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2026 10:15 PM (p3a49)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 10:15 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:15 PM (OoFl2)
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:15 PM (cn/q6)
Well spotted. Sad, really.
I hear the middle East nations are chastising Great Britain for lack of help, but the blame is hitting the Prime Minister. Starmer makes a wet noodle look strong.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:15 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2026 10:15 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: Bea Arthur at March 05, 2026 10:16 PM (RIvkX)
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Radio said he was madder'n a blue tick hound after a coon when he heard what Kristy did.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:16 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:17 PM (u82oZ)
“No woman has ever been freed by American bombs or illegal aggression. Not in Syria. Not in Iraq. Not in Lebanon. Not in Afghanistan. And it will not happen in Iran either.
We are fed up with our rights, our bodies, and the violence women suffer being used as excuses to justify illegal bombings and imperialist aggression.
All year long they call us ‘woke’ and blame us for everything. But when they want to sell their oil wars, their wars for money, their colonial and imperialist wars — suddenly they use women’s rights as their justification.”
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I assume Senora Montero's party is Feminists For Fascism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 05, 2026 10:17 PM (FXNzP)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 10:18 PM (oNzQB)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 05, 2026 10:18 PM (lUFok)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 10:15 PM
I should have people for that. But I do not. One day when I get my Tesla Optimus, I will be all set.
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:18 PM (Wmg4n)
"BREAKING: China orders its largest oil refineries to suspend exports of diesel & gasoline."
what up Chicoms, oil shortage ? why, WHYYYY????
🤣🤣
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 10:19 PM (GD0B3)
The Muslim world is divided about Iran:
Muslim countries in favor of removing the regime:
Jordan Kuwait UAE Saudi Arabia Oman Qatar Bahrain
Muslim countries against the removal of the regime:
Great Britain France Spain
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
That's so cold, I'm going to have to be like Piper and put on sweatpants.
Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2026 10:19 PM (VHUov)
The Boeing CEO went from an engineer to a finance guy. The entire company took their eye off the ball of aviation advances.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:19 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at March 05, 2026 10:17 PM (FXNzP)
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This soliloquy is one ticket for a helicopter ride.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 10:19 PM (RIvkX)
Radio said he was madder'n a blue tick hound after a coon when he heard what Kristy did.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others
Hakeen Jeffries is floating on a gloat boat.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2026 10:19 PM (Cqx++)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:16 PM (WErXV)
Radio is part of the Lying media. They lie, constantly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 10:19 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 10:19 PM (sR2WI)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 10:20 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Iris at March 05, 2026 10:20 PM (bOJ2I)
...
As the only Native American in the Senate, Markwayne is ...
_PDJT
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Not going to be called out for shooting idiots because
That's Racist.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:20 PM (WErXV)
You should know your quiet support is of great help as I continue to grieve. I am getting better.
Thank you so much.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:21 PM (u82oZ)
We used aluminum poles with a chicken wire net to scoop them out of the water as they went past our lights. It did take skill, much more than a crab trap.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:13 PM (u82oZ)
Chicken necks on a line of string. Pull them in slowly when you get a bite. Scoop with a hoop net. Been doing that since I was a kid.
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:21 PM (cn/q6)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 10:21 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2026 10:21 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 10:21 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 10:22 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:15 PM (OoFl2)
What will you sing to me when you're wearing those?
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:22 PM (cn/q6)
I am pleased to announce that the Highly Respected United States Senator from the Great State of Oklahoma, Markwayne Mullin
One less Senator to answer.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2026 10:23 PM (Cqx++)
Yes. Getting the free swimmers was more of a sport. All my siblings were very focused on competition for the biggest crab and the most crabs.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:23 PM (u82oZ)
I so hope we get a wholelotta snow soon here in CO. it's been way too nice here...doesn't bode well for fire times...
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 10:23 PM (oNzQB)
And best wishes for a happy birthday!
That billiards move was awesome.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 05, 2026 10:24 PM (kB9dk)
The Muslim world is divided about Iran:
Muslim countries in favor of removing the regime:
Jordan
Kuwait
UAE
Saudi Arabia
Oman
Qatar
Bahrain
Muslim countries against the removal of the regime:
Great Britain
France
Spain
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Boom! Top 10 Comment of The Week candidate!
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 10:24 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 10:24 PM (ZxPkt)
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Is this code for something ??
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026
Nope. I did laundry today. It was a little out of control. And as I sat in my laundry room folding, I redesigned the whole thing in my head and am going to execute on it. That’ll teach someone to comment about my laundry pile!
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:24 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
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I assume Senora Montero's party is Feminists For Fascism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn
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She and MeAgain Kelly should do a duo podcast.
It would be a scream.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:24 PM (WErXV)
1908 – Rex Harrison, English actor (died 1990)
1955 – Penn Jillette, American magician, actor, and author
1958 - Andy Gibb, English-Australian singer-songwriter (the BeeGees) and actor (died 198
1963 – Joel Osteen, American pastor, author, and television host
1992 – Sam Bankman-Fried, American businessman and fraudster
https://w.wiki/Hps3
Posted by: mindful webworker - and quite a few other people at March 05, 2026 10:25 PM (9O6qm)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2026 10:21 PM (CHHv1)
Yay!
I woke up thinking it was Wednesday. And I also left for work an hour early. Weird. I climbed into my truck thinking, why is it still dark outside?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 10:25 PM (0aYVJ)
Annnnddddd, after tonight's win against the Penguins:
Sabres are 6th over all in the NHL
Sport the best record in the NHL since Dec 15th
The are, in the vernacular: A Wagon
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 05, 2026 10:25 PM (3sXRv)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:15 PM (OoFl2)
What will you sing to me when you're wearing those?
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:22 PM (cn/q6)
Breathe Again?
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:26 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2026 10:26 PM (IG3/x)
You should know your quiet support is of great help as I continue to grieve. I am getting better.
Thank you so much.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
We love you, Salty.
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:27 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 10:27 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:15 PM (OoFl2)
"It's your wedding, son. To me it's just a day I can't wear sweatpants."
--- Shit My Dad Says
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2026 10:27 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 05, 2026 10:27 PM (ODqn8)
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 05, 2026 10:28 PM (DIY2E)
“No woman has ever been freed by American bombs or illegal aggression. Not in Syria. Not in Iraq. Not in Lebanon. Not in Afghanistan. And it will not happen in Iran either.
....
I assume Senora Montero's party is Feminists For Fascism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
Key term is it's use of "illegal aggression".
That said... Spanish-American War
Spain was an especially nasty group oppressing women in its colonialist period for a couple hundred years or so. Big into slavery and comfort women virtually world-wide.
It deserves a big FU unless it pays some reparations via its life.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 10:28 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Case at March 05, 2026 10:28 PM (gQFwH)
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 10:29 PM (ZxPkt)
I climbed into my truck thinking, why is it still dark outside?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank
Daylight Saving Time starts Sunday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)
Thank you. I was just mentioning the glitter dispenser project to one of the widows during our walk. She expressed no desire for one.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:30 PM (u82oZ)
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It's an Indian name. I came down from his grandfather, Markwayne Gichyou.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:30 PM (WErXV)
1908 – Rex Harrison, English actor (died 1990)
1955 – Penn Jillette, American magician, actor, and author
1958 - Andy Gibb, English-Australian singer-songwriter (the BeeGees) and actor (died 198
1963 – Joel Osteen, American pastor, author, and television host
1992 – Sam Bankman-Fried, American businessman and fraudster
https://w.wiki/Hps3
Posted by: mindful webworker - and quite a few other people at March 05, 2026 10:25 PM (9O6qm)
Dean Stockwell
Marsha War field
Eva Mendes
Niki Taylor
Kent Tekulve
Michael Irvin
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:30 PM (cn/q6)
“No woman has ever been freed by American bombs or illegal aggression. Not in Syria. Not in Iraq. Not in Lebanon. Not in Afghanistan. And it will not happen in Iran either.
We are fed up with our rights, our bodies, and the violence women suffer being used as excuses to justify illegal bombings and imperialist aggression.
All year long they call us ‘woke’ and blame us for everything. But when they want to sell their oil wars, their wars for money, their colonial and imperialist wars — suddenly they use women’s rights as their justification.”
-
I assume Senora Montero's party is Feminists For Fascism.
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Women everywhere in public office seem to have the hardest time convincing the rest of us that women shouldn't serve in public office.
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 10:31 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank
Daylight Saving Time starts Sunday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 05, 2026 10:30 PM (Cqx++)
Ha! I will be even more confuzzled!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 10:31 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:31 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2026 10:26 PM (IG3/x)
Cultural appropriation.
- JoeJohn
Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2026 10:32 PM (LHPAg)
Posted by: Don Black
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She told a lie in testimony involving Trump.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:32 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Better than "Twodogsfucking"
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 10:32 PM (/lPRQ)
“No woman has ever been freed by American bombs or illegal aggression. Not in Syria. Not in Iraq. Not in Lebanon. Not in Afghanistan. And it will not happen in Iran either
Well she sounds dumb.
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:33 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 10:33 PM (RIvkX)
Ask DOOF! For my contact stuff...I'd love to talk to you.😋...
Meanwhile...good night sweet ones...
“Put your thoughts to sleep, do not let them cast a shadow over the moon of your heart. Let go of thinking.” ―
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 10:34 PM (oNzQB)
Mark-wayne?
Mar-kwayne?
Mar-kway-ne?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2026 10:34 PM (p3a49)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Pronounce it like he's from the hood: Mar'Kwan.
Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2026 10:34 PM (VHUov)
How about the women of France, Belgium, Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, and Luxembourg in WWII?
She is uninformed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:34 PM (u82oZ)
1908 – Rex Harrison, English actor (died 1990)
1955 – Penn Jillette, American magician, actor, and author
1958 - Andy Gibb, English-Australian singer-songwriter (the BeeGees) and actor (died 198
1963 – Joel Osteen, American pastor, author, and television host
1992 – Sam Bankman-Fried, American businessman and fraudster
https://w.wiki/Hps3
Posted by: mindful webworker - and quite a few other people at March 05, 2026 10:25 PM (9O6qm)
Dean Stockwell
Marsha War field
Eva Mendes
Niki Taylor
Kent Tekulve
Michael Irvin
Posted by: Doof
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The first set are well known. Some people now of Dean Stockwell.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:34 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 10:35 PM (0aYVJ)
Thank you. I was just mentioning the glitter dispenser project to one of the widows during our walk. She expressed no desire for one.
More glitter for me!
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:35 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 10:35 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Great!! I'm looking forward to that extra hour of sleep I'll get every day.
Wait. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2026 10:35 PM (cYBz/)
How about the women of France, Belgium, Netherlands, Denmark, Norway, and Luxembourg in WWII?
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She identifies with those whose heads were shaved.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:35 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 10:36 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2026 10:36 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Today's Democratic Talking Points! at March 05, 2026 10:36 PM (n1OCj)
That POS should have been fired for sure.
Posted by: Florida Peasant at March 05, 2026 10:36 PM (Lo97M)
Well she sounds dumb.
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:33 PM (Wmg4n)
The new Shah, when he ascends the Peacock Throne, should declare Juy 4 to be "burn your hijab" day.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 10:36 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:36 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
Glad he's from Gen X and not older.
"Ebenezerjebediah" would be a real mouthful.
Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 10:37 PM (VCgbV)
"Mar Kwan yea!"
-angry substitute teacher-
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 10:35 PM (0aYVJ)
There's probably a black woman out there named
Mar'Quan'ya
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2026 10:37 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: Don Black
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She told a lie in testimony involving Trump.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:32 PM (WErXV)
Which was what?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 05, 2026 10:37 PM (ODqn8)
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 05, 2026 10:37 PM (7D3Aa)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:38 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 10:33 PM (RIvkX)
Or maybe Mark Messier and Wayne Gretsky?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 10:38 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 10:38 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2026 10:36 PM (VHUov)
Would be even worse if he'd been an English Puritan.
Imagine having two uncles like If-Jesus-Christ-had-not-died-for-thee-thou-hadst-been-damned Barbon.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2026 10:39 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 10:39 PM (oNzQB)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 10:39 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 10:33 PM (RIvkX)
Or maybe Mark Messier and Wayne Gretsky?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 10:38 PM (8zz6B)
Mark Hamill and Wayne Campbell.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2026 10:39 PM (IG3/x)
Which was what?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at March 05
Well, she didn’t outright lie. But she intimated Trump was okay with her insane spend on a commercial.
I personally think it was because her Lewandowski situation was too messy even for Trump.
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:40 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 10:37 PM (VCgbV)
Pics of the topless pillow fight, or it didn't happen.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2026 10:40 PM (p3a49)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank
Ahhh...open the garage door?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2026 10:40 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 10:36 PM (77rzZ)
Would
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:41 PM (cn/q6)
Posted by: Curmudgeon
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IMNSHO, poor supervisory skills. She couldn't scale up from a South Dakota size staff where she knew almost everybody.to a DC where her immediate staff was as big as half the entire SD executive.
She never figured out how to handle a staff that fed her half-assed data which she used and wound up looking like an idiot. Of course, since it kept happening, maybe she was an idiot.
She's now an example of two of Trumps schticks: One) He hires pretty faces. Two) He'll fire his mistakes.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 10:41 PM (sR2WI)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2026 10:41 PM (CHHv1)
And Cliff Fucking Burton. \m/ \m/
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 10:41 PM (0aYVJ)
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 10:41 PM (ZxPkt)
136 “Markwayne” is an incredibly stupid name, but whatevs.
Posted by: Bulg at March
It’s better than Ura Hogg!
But yeah, stay out of the south. I didn’t even bat an eye at it.
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:42 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2026 10:42 PM (LHPAg)
Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guards Corps announces a wave of missile launches on the commercial hub of Tel Aviv, according to Iran’s state news agency IRNA.
“Missiles headed toward Tel Aviv,” IRNA says, reporting an IRGC statement on “a combined missile and drone attack… targeting locations in the heart of Tel Aviv.”
Despite the IRGC statement, there are no immediate warnings from the Israel Defense Forces of an incoming missile attack.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 05, 2026 10:42 PM (n1OCj)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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It didn't happen... did you miss the church part?
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 10:42 PM (VCgbV)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 10:42 PM (RIvkX)
Kent Tekulve
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:30 PM
***
Wow. A Kent Tukelve sighting! Well done and happy birthday!
Posted by: TRex - we are fam-i-lee at March 05, 2026 10:42 PM (IQ6Gq)
And Cliff Fucking Burton. \m/ \m/
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 10:41 PM (0aYVJ)
I share a birthday with Melania.
I win!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2026 10:43 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:43 PM (Wmg4n)
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Seems unwise
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 10:35 PM (ZxPkt)
It seems like a small thing, but she Disrespected the Boss. That’s about the fastest way out of a job there is, especially with a Boss like Trump.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2026 10:44 PM (fSA1n)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy
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It didn't happen... did you miss the church part?
Posted by: lin-duh is offended
"This one time, at church camp. . . . ."
Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2026 10:44 PM (cYBz/)
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[awaits Biden's Dog on-the-scene report]
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 10:44 PM (XeU6L)
But yeah, stay out of the south. I didn’t even bat an eye at it.
Posted by: Piper
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Don't forget her sister, Ima.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:45 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Don Black
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She told a lie in testimony involving Trump.
Posted by: Braenyard
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So it has been alleged.
One thing about Trump, he seems to take great offense at the idea that someone may have lied to/about him.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 10:45 PM (/lPRQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 10:45 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 10:39 PM (77rzZ)
Just so you know, there are no Hobbits named MarkWayne in Lord of the Rings.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 10:46 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 10:46 PM (VCgbV)
That POS should have been fired for sure.
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Mayorkas did exactly what he was instructed to do.
The GOP should have impeached his sorry ass. But they didn't, because the regular GOP is as sorry as the "opposition party". Half of "our" Senators aren't America First, and half of our House Reps aren't either. Mayorkas would STILL be prosecuted if any of those ghouls pretending to be "Republicans" believed in anything.
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 10:47 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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Damn. Now every TV show shifts to an hour earlier. On the good side, we'll be in, effectively, the same time zone as my daughter and her brood.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 10:48 PM (sR2WI)
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at March 05, 2026 10:48 PM (gUs21)
Prolly right up till the good writers jumped ship to Futurama.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 10:49 PM (0aYVJ)
- Cliff Booth
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 10:49 PM (ZxPkt)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 05, 2026 10:50 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 10:50 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 10:13 PM (OoFl2)
That I would pay money to see.
Posted by: GWB at March 05, 2026 10:51 PM (cAEoL)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 10:51 PM (oNzQB)
Their surrender is imminent.
Posted by: The Ayatollah DuJour at March 05, 2026 10:52 PM (65cLN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 10:52 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 05, 2026 10:52 PM (NkASH)
http://alturl.com/8bgc2
Why didn't you people tell me that eyepatch McCain lost his primary?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at March 05, 2026 10:53 PM (dK+Kv)
President Trump said Thursday that Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem lied to Congress about getting his approval for a $220 million ad campaign featuring herself.
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Radio said he was steaming pissed off.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 10:53 PM (WErXV)
I would have went with Waynemark. That sounds better, like a department store or something.
Posted by: Case at March 05, 2026 10:53 PM (gQFwH)
Posted by: wth at March 05, 2026 10:53 PM (BT3km)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 05, 2026 10:44 PM (fSA1n)
She passed the blame for an expensive vanity project from herself to her boss, and lost her bosses' trust.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 05, 2026 10:53 PM (y171U)
https://tinyurl.com/ykbzyf89
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 05, 2026 10:54 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 05, 2026 10:52 PM (BI5O2)
====
Old ladies named Jimmie.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 10:54 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Wally at March 05, 2026 10:54 PM (65cLN)
https://tinyurl.com/yy6khur9
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 10:55 PM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2026 10:42 PM (LHPAg)
J.O. Seasoning for crabs. Old Bay for everything else.
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:55 PM (cn/q6)
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 10:55 PM (GD0B3)
http://alturl.com/8bgc2
Why didn't you people tell me that eyepatch McCain lost his primary?
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I'm so glad one of the *grifters* in "our" party got bounced. And the "Fundamentally non-serious" candidate in Texas got trounced as well.
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 10:55 PM (Cjcf6)
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Radio said he was steaming pissed off.
Posted by: Braenyard
==
Should see how he reacts to the seasonal flu if told it's a really really bad flu that we know nothing about.
- Fauci
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 10:55 PM (/lPRQ)
Some of us are 29, but I am pretty sure you are only 28.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 05, 2026 10:50 PM (HlyYF)
Ha! One year away from doubling that 28
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:56 PM (cn/q6)
My dad was a Jr. and his parents called him Sonny to the end of their lives.
He had a cousin, also a Jr., also called Sonny. But when the family got together, Daddy was just Sonny, but cousin was Little Sonny.
No he did not pursue a career as a blues singer...
Posted by: sal at March 05, 2026 10:56 PM (f+FmA)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 05, 2026 10:53 PM (y171U)
There seemed to have been some no-bid contracts put out that seemed to have no real basis and the contractee may have been related to Noem, so that might have contributed.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 10:56 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: pawn at March 05, 2026 10:56 PM (iQdLI)
Posted by: Case at March 05, 2026 10:28 PM (gQFwH)
It did not.
Posted by: GWB at March 05, 2026 10:57 PM (cAEoL)
Posted by: Don Black at March 05, 2026 10:57 PM (ZxPkt)
youtu.be/apdjJPEvdqY
Uh, don't look Orioles fans.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 05, 2026 10:52 PM (NkASH)
That 79 series was crushing to my 8 year old self. Still can stand that We Are Family song.
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:58 PM (cn/q6)
Posted by: Eromero
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Sure there is. Beer.
I like crawdads, shrimp and lobster. Don't like crab.
I can eat clams in chowder, but I can't stand oysters - they have the texture of a big lougie and taste like the mud they grow in.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 10:59 PM (sR2WI)
You share a birthday with Lon Chaney jr., and Glenn Beck, and Jimmy Durante. How much more wild can anyone be🤪🤪?!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 10:59 PM (oNzQB)
https://tinyurl.com/38w2tujf
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 05, 2026 10:59 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Joemarine at March 05, 2026 10:53 PM (y171U)
There seemed to have been some no-bid contracts put out that seemed to have no real basis and the contractee may have been related to Noem, so that might have contributed.
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I'll never understand why those who are already *killing it* decide that what they really need to do at that particular point is screw with what is moral and ethical.
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 10:59 PM (Cjcf6)
so, 2 nights in a row , in Manchester England, jihadis in the islamic center there are trying to hold a vigil and mourning sessions for the aytollah (the big one, who cannot have funeral because , well you know...kaboom!), and this keeps happening !
https://tinyurl.com/yy6khur9
Posted by: runner
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As ace likes to say...
Woops! Woopsie!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 10:59 PM (JF3MH)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 05, 2026 10:59 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:55 PM (cn/q6)
There's a Sandra Fluke joke in there someplace, but I'm too lazy to make it.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2026 11:00 PM (p3a49)
I looked up the cost on the web from Jimmy's Seafood and that tamped down my craving substantially. Something around buck fifty.
Posted by: pawn at March 05, 2026 11:00 PM (iQdLI)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 10:34 PM (oNzQB)
And become a Democrat? Say wut?
Posted by: GWB at March 05, 2026 11:00 PM (cAEoL)
youtu.be/apdjJPEvdqY
Uh, don't look Orioles fans.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 05, 2026 10:52 PM (NkASH)
That 79 series was crushing to my 8 year old self. Still can stand that We Are Family song.
Posted by: Doof
Heh! My 10 year old self was quite pleased with the results! We Are Family is the only disco song I like, for some reason. :-)
Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 05, 2026 11:00 PM (NkASH)
Posted by: Don Black
We will twirl no tassels before their time.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2026 11:01 PM (cYBz/)
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at March 05, 2026 11:01 PM (gUs21)
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 10:58 PM (cn/q6)
The only Natl League team I supported ...
After the Bonds / Van Slyke years, they've turned into the 70's Indians
Posted by: browndog says woof at March 05, 2026 11:03 PM (3sXRv)
Preorders for the airplane were incredible.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2026 11:03 PM (2WIwB)
Woops! Woopsie!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 10:59 PM (JF3MH)
bonus , IT IS STLL RAMADAN!
😂😂😂
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 11:04 PM (GD0B3)
https://tinyurl.com/38w2tujf
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 05, 2026 10:59 PM (w/O5Q)
I'd be a lot more impressed if they were using tire irons.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2026 11:04 PM (p3a49)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
All my girlfriends were born under the same sign.
Posted by: For Rent at March 05, 2026 11:04 PM (oftw2)
Posted by: Bulg
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You've got a lot of carriage there talking about stupid names.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:05 PM (WErXV)
47 years of mullah brutality is a long time. But the people who live there and go about their lives as best they can are happy that the mullahs are being stomped.
Not gonna be easy. At all. Who knows who will fill the void in the governance of Iran. But I daresay it will be far better.
But, again, prayers for the people of Iran.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 11:05 PM (0aYVJ)
Preorders for the airplane were incredible.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2026 11:03 PM (2WIwB)
Yep. Right over the Seafair Hydro races.
Posted by: Cousin Eddie at March 05, 2026 11:06 PM (gUs21)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 11:07 PM (oNzQB)
Preorders for the airplane were incredible.
Posted by: Diogenes
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He would be named, Tex. Boss told him, never do it again. Boeing, already going risk adverse.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:07 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Miklos figures it's the thought that counts at March 05, 2026 11:08 PM (Al4HM)
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 10:59 PM (Cjcf6)
It could be that someone took advantage of her relationship, or that someone intentionally undercut her by letting something like that through. Unfortunately for her it is her responsibility and she is the one that gets the jump because it happened.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 11:08 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at March 05, 2026 11:08 PM (gUs21)
I looked up the cost on the web from Jimmy's Seafood and that tamped down my craving substantially. Something around buck fifty.
Posted by: pawn at March 05, 2026 11:00 PM (iQdLI)
Look up Pappas or Box Hill Pizzeria. Both make great crab cakes (almost as good as the ones I make at home) and both offer shipping. Not sure of the prices though.
Posted by: Doof at March 05, 2026 11:10 PM (cn/q6)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2026 11:04 PM (p3a49)
Or pushed the weirdbeards into the path of oncoming streetcars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 11:11 PM (8zz6B)
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Don't understand why no one, not one country, is smuggling, weapons to the citizens. Let the ops on the ground choose who gets them. One gun in ten or twenty would be a game changer.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:12 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:12 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:12 PM (WErXV)
Maybe it is happening, but on the downlow. Get a critical mass of civilian weapons into theater before blowing the trumpets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 11:14 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 11:15 PM (oNzQB)
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 11:15 PM (gKWVE)
Couldn't you try and make it kinda rhyme..?
Hiya Mr. Klos...🤪
Posted by: COMountainMarie
It rhymes sometimes
Posted by: Miklos is no Muldoon at March 05, 2026 11:16 PM (Al4HM)
Happy Birthday, Doof!
The JAXA cargo craft is departing from the ISS late in the morning.
JAXA - HTV-X1
Departure International Space Station ISS - Space Affairs Live
Date: March 6, 2026
Release: 12 p.m. EST (0500 UTC, 18:00 CET)
https://youtu.be/k8R8taFX8i8
Posted by: Joyenz at March 05, 2026 11:17 PM (2F0/Y)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 05, 2026 11:04 PM (p3a49)
Or pushed the weirdbeards into the path of oncoming streetcars.
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I have zero sympathy for what happens to the weirdbeards.
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 11:17 PM (Cjcf6)
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Snow (Hey Oh) (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/yuFI5KSPAt4
Posted by: SciVo at March 05, 2026 11:18 PM (Sy6m/)
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 11:20 PM (Cjcf6)
Shopping all day, several stores. Last stop, going home. Nope. Turned the key and...nothing. Battery's not 2 years old. (other parking lot details)
Fellow yells at me You Want a Jump. OK, thanks.
He just happened to have a fresh battery in the bed of his truck. He disconnected my battery, connected his, OK, start the truck then disconnects his battery, the truck keeps running (new one to me) and connects my battery.
Get home, leave the truck running, off load the grub, situate truck appropriately for tomorrow's job and kill it. Turn the key and it fires up lickety split.
Tomorrow's fire up will be interesting 'cause I just don't know.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:22 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Crusader
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The paranoid remnants of a decayed society.
Posted by: Nat Lamp at March 05, 2026 11:24 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2026 11:24 PM (2GVsD)
It's running off your alternator. It has to put out enough amps to run your engine and recharge your battery.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 11:25 PM (/lPRQ)
Tomorrow's fire up will be interesting 'cause I just don't know.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:22 PM (WErXV)
Could be one of the battery terminals developed a thin layer of corrosion at the metal-to-metal interface.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 11:25 PM (8zz6B)
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Possible bad terminal contact. I mean was there *nothing* at all?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 11:26 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2026 11:27 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:22 PM
Sometimes the bitter cold then warm alternating temperatures can slightly loosen the connections to the terminals.
Maybe try a good clean and re-tighten before you scrap that battery?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 05, 2026 11:27 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 05, 2026 11:29 PM (HlyYF)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Look for none obvious drains - Underhood light stuck on, trunk light... no, you have a truck,ok, the classic - the bed light. Not obvious in daylight. DAMHIK.
Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 11:29 PM (sR2WI)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 11:29 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2026 11:29 PM (diia5)
Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2026 11:32 PM (VHUov)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2026 11:29 PM (diia5)
Let's Go, Brandon! LOL
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 11:32 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 11:34 PM (VCgbV)
First thing was to call service But the phone was at home. There was a lady parked at the truck's nose so I asked her if she would make the call. Sure.
She was a patient person and knew how to push all the buttons on the phone because that Service didn't make it easy. When all was said and done I gave her a tip for her efforts, she blessed me and said good bye's.
Short minutes later the fellow with the battery is calling to me. Calling to me with a heavy islander accent. The business is done, thanks are said and I offer him a tip. He is offended. I have a good job, I make good money.
Oh, no, it's just saying thank you.
No, don't think about it.
OK, If I see you on the highway I'll catch you.
Mighty fine.
_Two cultures
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:34 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Crusader
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The paranoid remnants of a decayed society.
Posted by: Nat Lamp at March 05, 2026 11:24 PM (XeU6L)
What did you mean by that?
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 11:35 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:36 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 10:37 PM (VCgbV)
I went on a silent church retreat once with my wife. I didn’t see the big deal. Almost forgot everyone was being silent. Zero talking is my average level of talking. Zero people talking to me is my base level interest. But it about killed her. The drive home was basically an hour long nonstop run on sentence. Great breath control on her part. Amazing.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 11:38 PM (lQzuA)
🤣🤣
I can’t imagine.
Everyone still trying to make this about Israel just got pantsed. Again.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2026 11:39 PM (QZThv)
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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That's what I'm hoping. Don't want it to be the switch or that maze connector under the dash that's been known to go crazy.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:40 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2026 11:40 PM (snZF9)
Brandon posted this morning that he had received proof of Tony’s other affairs. Not sure if true or he just bluffed on a highly likely bet, LOL.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2026 11:41 PM (QZThv)
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 11:42 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 11:43 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2026 11:41 PM (QZThv)
Heh, "Seedy Gonzales"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 11:43 PM (8zz6B)
Islam=Satanism.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 05, 2026 11:45 PM (CHHv1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
All my girlfriends were born under the same sign.
Posted by: For Rent at March 05, 2026 11:04 PM (oftw2)
Thinking like a Moron I thought of a joke.
Then I reminded myself it is Lent and I am behaving.
I was hoping JQ would post about her BIL tonight. Hope all is well and he's on a bus somewhere or in a shelter vs with her.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2026 11:48 PM (WONhk)
https://tinyurl.com/yy6khur9
Posted by: runner
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Iranians teach the Brits how to man up before they leave. Wonder how many Iranian girls have been raped. Speculating; not many.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:48 PM (WErXV)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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A word or two
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:50 PM (WErXV)
Tectone called him "Tony Goonzales" after coming to the realization that telling the woman to "hurry" with the nudes meant he probably was, and I quote, "cranking his hog".
Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2026 11:50 PM (LIPc9)
Was just thinking about posting, then hit refresh..
Figured it was still too busy to threadjack with BILs bs.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 05, 2026 11:50 PM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Crusader
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Swamp Republicans fucked Winsome.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 11:51 PM (WErXV)
Brandon posted this morning that he had received proof of Tony’s other affairs. Not sure if true or he just bluffed on a highly likely bet, LOL.
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I read a lengthy article regarding his "confession" of the affair. He spoke as if he just had a chocolate bar when telling the world he was on a keto diet. There was NOTHING about him that suggested sincere repentance...because all he cared about was the high-paying job of being congressional critter.
I feel so sorry for his wife. She needs money, so she'll probably pretend to accept this asshole's apology. And both of them will live another 20 years together in misery, because he's an asshole and she needs the support.
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 11:53 PM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 11:53 PM (Cjcf6)
Maybe she should hire Gloria Allred, the bitchdog divorce lawyers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 11:56 PM (8zz6B)
Also, running against a CIA candidate means you're in the Kobayashi Maru. It's set up to be no-win unless you do some extraordinary cheating of your own.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2026 11:56 PM (LIPc9)
Appropriately, his last vote as a member of Congress will apparently be against public disclosure of Congressional sexual harassment claims.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 05, 2026 11:58 PM (LIPc9)
Posted by: Crusader
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Swamp Republicans fucked Winsome.
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Nope. Winsome was a "Fundamentally Non-Serious" selection. And she compounded the problem by asserting on national television in 2022 that Donald Trump was a relic of the Republican party and that the party should move on.
She was a Lt Governor at the time--that was the highest office she had ever held. She ran her mouth, and it cost her. HAD the Virginia Republican Party taken their job seriously, they would have found and supported a candidate that had an actual *functioning* personality and one that wasn't on record as anti-Trump. There was nothing "charismatic" about Sears--she coasted rather than campaigned.
Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 11:58 PM (Cjcf6)
His replacement ID card likely won't arrive until end of next week at the earliest. Not much can happen without *that*-- at least in terms of replacing his other important documents like SS/Medicare cards. Also, need it to cancel his vehicle insurance and get a new phone/migrate service from old one.
Fortunately, he was able to get a bank statement printed out, so now we know what cell carrier he has and what auto-deductions need to be cancelled. Not 100% sure, but appears to be no fraudulent transactions.
Meanwhile, I made an app't at "Aging & Disability Resource Center"-- next Tuesday. See what he can apply for/qualify for?
What am I supposed to do? Throw him out in the cold? He's 71 years old. Frail. Needs a cane. Deaf. Possibly in early dementia.
Yes, he's a PITA! Once all his basics are in place-- he's out the door.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:00 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:00 AM (rdVOm)
Does Hubby have any other siblings he could bunk with?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 12:03 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:04 AM (rdVOm)
It’s not just because of the oil shortage although that’s part of it. Cuba’s power plants are obsolete oil burners from the early 70’s, and they haven’t had much maintenance for 30 years now. They’re held together with baling wire and duct tape, but they’re being run at 110% capacity which is why they break down repeatedly.
Long story short, without intervention by the US, Cuba is on the brink of one of the greatest waves of starvation so far this century.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 12:04 AM (fSA1n)
You are a good egg.
Posted by: Humpty Dumpty at March 06, 2026 12:05 AM (XCUp7)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:04 AM (rdVOm)
Is BIL a veteran, or did he belong to any fraternal organizations, like Elks, Kiwanis, etc? Might be avenues to pursue.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 12:06 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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No. The sister died long ago. I think she had 2 kids... they would be in their 40s now, but I don't know their names, never met them. Their contact info, if BIL even had it, would be on his lost phone.
Parents, aunts/uncles all gone. BIL has no children. I think he burned-out his late wife's family already (?) and I've never met/don't know names of any of them.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:07 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:08 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:00 AM (rdVOm)
I mean no disrespect by this - but when you started posting about him, was it two months ago? More?
We all knew this story had to end with him in your house. There was always an approaching inevitability about it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 12:08 AM (fSA1n)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 12:04 AM (fSA1n)
Well, they will have to learn how to distribute food in a pre-electric economy. Horse-drawn wagons?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 12:09 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 12:04 AM (fSA1n)
Little is spending part of spring break in Little Havana, Miami. I told him if Cuba falls while he's there, I want video of the mambo lessons he'll be getting from the jubilant mamacitas. Bonus points if one of them follows him home...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 06, 2026 12:11 AM (nbLIj)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:08 AM (rdVOm)
Aha! Check the various orgs for the hearing-impaired. There might be some charity that provides care homes for elderly indigent deaf folks.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 12:12 AM (8zz6B)
I can tick and I can tock.
I cannot feel the things you feel.
I am the ghost behind the wheel.
Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 06, 2026 12:12 AM (jrgJz)
Make sure the alternator is doing its job, should be about 14.5 volts at the terminals running 2500 RPM with headlights, accessories and A/C on. Most auto parts stores can test the battery & charging system.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 06, 2026 12:13 AM (ICnaH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 12:09 AM (8zz6B)
It’s not easy going backwards - who raises horses anymore? More likely rickshaws of a type with the commie overlords whipping the bare backs of the peons pulling them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 12:14 AM (fSA1n)
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Yes. I've had this *sense of dread* ever since he was here last May! Helped me form up a framework for when the inevitable finally occurred.
Sucks that he ditched his papers, though. I'd suspect that he planned it that way, if I thought he was smart enough... he did at least have enough sense to keep his debit card. But I guess he just never kept it in his wallet anyway.
Says he looked but could not find his phone or wallet when he walked away from stuck truck.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:18 AM (rdVOm)
he's an asshole and she needs the support.
Posted by: Crusader
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Yet another illustration of why women should be educated and career-capable.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2026 12:20 AM (JF3MH)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 06, 2026 12:20 AM (HJvlr)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Yes. That's why I booked app't with that place mentioned above. The have the whole list of resources in WA state.
I'm hoping he ends up in a far-away town that has plenty of support available.
His license was suspended for unpaid ticket, so not likely to recover it anytime soon
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:21 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Crusader
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Yet another illustration of why women should be educated and career-capable.
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Absolutely!
Posted by: Crusader at March 06, 2026 12:23 AM (Cjcf6)
Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 06, 2026 12:20 AM (HJvlr
"Joe" from Scranton?
Posted by: Rex B at March 06, 2026 12:26 AM (GI9/m)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:26 AM (rdVOm)
The wristband doesn't have a hospital name or logo on it! But he's leaving it on for now. Maybe the social services outfit can figure that out?
Posted by: Tarbender
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Does it have a barcode on it? Might tell all.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 06, 2026 12:27 AM (JF3MH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 06, 2026 12:27 AM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:29 AM (rdVOm)
Posted by: Rex B at March 06, 2026 12:29 AM (GI9/m)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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I'll need to look again. BILs asleep now...
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:29 AM (rdVOm)
"Sources in Iran tell ZED TV that Mojtaba Khamenei is believed to have been the target in an unusual airstrike in Tehran."
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2026 12:31 AM (GD0B3)
Posted by: Tarbender
I don't think so. If memory serves, it's just printed text.
In fact, he maybe was not "admitted"-- just an ER dump by someone he'd been sponging off of? Maybe there was no *discharge paperwork*
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:32 AM (rdVOm)
4h
U.S. officials tell CBS News that a total of three MQ-9 “Reaper” Surveillance and Attack Drones with the U.S. Air Force have been downed so far during Operation Epic Fury. It's not clear where exactly the three drones crashed, but one of the Reapers attempted to crash off the coast of Iran, while another is believed to have been shot down during a “friendly fire” incident by Qatar.
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One of the drones attempted to crash.
It must have made a successful landing.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 12:33 AM (WErXV)
Posted by: pookysgirl, never a dull moment at March 06, 2026 12:36 AM (Wt5PA)
Posted by: Rex B at March 06, 2026 12:29 AM (GI9/m)
Good catch! We have some relatives in the area, and they invited us to visit up there for a family reunion get-together. Marvelous town, we loved it! The abandoned military installations are like Mayan ruins, returning back to the jungle.
I looked it up on Google Maps, you’re absolutely right. There’ll be a historic lighthouse out on the tip of that point right behind the plane.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 12:36 AM (fSA1n)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:18 AM (rdVOm)
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Wow. You are very kind. I understand about the shelters. Is there anything anywhere for dependent deaf elderly housing (if there is such a thing)?
I had a cousin who died in his 60's. Paranoid schizophrenic since his 20's. When his parents died they left the house to him. Instead of getting better he got worse. In and out of rehabs when young after his psychotic break. On meds. Saw a shrink. Lost his car, etc. Totally dependent then on his mother's SS and his SSI. When she died it got worse.Alienated his brother, etc. He died of hypothermia after not paying his gas bills.
At his funeral his shrink (who knew my mother elsewhere) told her he'd tried to get him into a halfway house for years and he refused.
Maybe a halfway house? Only a social worker around there would know.If he can make meals. Medicaid.
This is a lot on you that you don't need.
Due to his deafness at birth, which is not a handicap others overcome (I know this from a friend's sister), his dementia makes it a handicap.
I am so sorry and will pray for you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2026 12:36 AM (WONhk)
I looked it up on Google Maps, you’re absolutely right. There’ll be a historic lighthouse out on the tip of that point right behind the plane.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 12:36 AM (fSA1n)
Thank you. The old part of Port Townsend is quite a period piece with all the shops and old brick buildings. Waterfront Pizza is a don't miss every time I visit there.
Posted by: Rex B at March 06, 2026 12:42 AM (GI9/m)
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It's time to show video. Not some thirteen second negative. A nice color narrative of blowups and burble downs.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 12:43 AM (WErXV)
Most states offer 1915(c) HCBS waivers that allow Medicaid to pay for services in assisted living, memory care, or at home, provided the person needs a "nursing home level of care".
The National Council on Aging (NCOA)
The National Council on Aging (NCOA)
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Coverage: These waivers help pay for assistance with activities of daily living (ADLs)—such as bathing, dressing, and eating—medication management, and specialized dementia care services.
ME: Assisted living is typically out of pocket,not Medicaid vs a nursing home (Medicaid).
Deaf/Dementia Specialized Care: Some states, like Washington, offer specialized dementia care programs within assisted living facilities, which can be adapted to accommodate, or at least provide care for, individuals with hearing loss.
Limitation: These waivers are not entitlements; they have limited slots, and applicants may be placed on a waiting list.
Also HUD Section 11 housing.
Some states have Medicaid waiver teams. This totally needs to be managed by Dept of Health, Area Agency on Aging, or a social worker at this level.
Which state did he come from and do you want him to go back? Golly, what a mess to dump on you.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2026 12:45 AM (WONhk)
BIL has been *enabled* for 50 years, imo. Been taken in and taken care of. Then married for 30 years to a woman who took care of business for them both.
Everything went to hell after she died and BIL began circling the drain... I'm not going to bail him out & let him suck up like his "friends" who just let him couch-surf until they got tired and kicked him out or dumped him at hospitals.
No-- I'll help get him placed into a stable situation on his own dime, or subsidized, and then turn him loose. (At least he's no longer a danger on the road!)
And make clear that he IS NOT to consider this house as a landing pad ever again.
Hoping for some type of assisted living, so that he won't "need" to drive.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:48 AM (rdVOm)
https://tinyurl.com/2rksw8w5
I still think this needs to be brought back to the hospital where he came from. Or, at the very least, have a social worker from there help you/direct you and should have contacts. Something.
No, he did not land there with a medical problem, for treatment. But it was still a form of dumping vs placement since they did not talk to you.
I am sure of this because of my case manager job in the ED in Florida. I doubt it is different in any other state. You have to, legally, discharge to a safe place from a hospital.
Not saying yours is not safe, but you can't care for him except temporarily.
This then becomes their problem.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2026 12:51 AM (WONhk)
BIL was last licensed in WA, so that's the state from which he'll get new ID card. ("General Delivery" in a nearby town, so that there's no establishment of residency at my mailing address!)
Tuesday we see a social agency & hope to get pointed in the right direction. BIL will not be staying in my house for *the duration* if he gets on a wait list.
I found out that he actually has some savings, so he can just spend his own money on a place to live!!!
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:54 AM (rdVOm)
We couldn't have waited another six months. All of the states over there are taking heavy hits. So are we.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 12:55 AM (WErXV)
Posted by: fourseasons at March 06, 2026 12:55 AM (3ek7K)
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They "tried" I think, but I wasn't home to answer. Does that count? I'm still pissed off about THAT...
Answering machine was turned off, due to all the scam calls. Landline is shut off now.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:59 AM (rdVOm)
Not saying yours is not safe, but you can't care for him except temporarily.
This then becomes their problem.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 12:59 AM (WErXV)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:48 AM (rdVOm)
Assisted living places do have vans for transportation.
Assisted living facilities are paid out of pocket or with long-term health insurance. Medicare/Medicaid won't pay.
If he is low income or indignent he will qualify for Medicaid waivers for a nursing home or a place with similar disabilities.
That is the difference: payment. My MIL was in assisted living. Our parents (thankfully) had/have long-term health insurance that paid for sitters (for my parents, mother still living at home), or assisted living without touching their savings.
Most people in nursing homes are Medicaid and pay down. And/or the sale of their house after their death's profit goes back to Medicaid.
While a PITA, he should be marched into a public housing place/obtain a Medicaid waiver/ and have someone help you with this. Social workers (ok, good ones) help and have connections and lists.
Placement is a lot of work and waiting. You are on the right track, but I ask again...do you want him in your state? Or is their no choice since he has no one else? Take care of yourself.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2026 01:00 AM (WONhk)
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Good, go pick a fight with the rest of eastern Europe.
Your war won't be as civil as it has been.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 01:01 AM (WErXV)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 06, 2026 01:02 AM (0nHVk)
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It's time to show video. Not some thirteen second negative. A nice color narrative of blowups and burble downs.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 12:43 AM (WErXV)
That would be frigging cool.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 06, 2026 01:03 AM (snZF9)
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I'm in Idaho. Close to the WA border. BIL is (technically) a WA resident. The hospital in question is somewhere in Phoenix AZ-- where BIL was couch surfing...
He will need to spend down some savings to get Medicaid I think. His savings account has mid 4-figures in it. He was a bit surprised to learn this, just today when we went to the bank.
Anyway-- he has *some* means, and he needs to GTF out of MY house. I will help him do it safely and permanently. If he refuses (because he doesn't want to pay)?
THEN I would kick his ass to the curb.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 01:06 AM (rdVOm)
We couldn't have waited another six months. All of the states over there are taking heavy hits. So are we.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 06, 2026 12:55 AM (WErXV)
I had researched it a bit, and I’m not surprised at all, which is why I was always certain that a fast attack like everyone wanted at the time of the protests could have been disastrous.
Iran spent the last decade or two building and storing tens of thousands of missiles of various types; not an exaggeration, these numbers are widely accepted.
We’re lucky because of one major miscalculation where they were two clever by half - they built several deep bunkers inside mountains that they call “missile cities “ where they stored these in the thousands; but the USAF has mapped them, and although the granite over them is too thick ever for bunker busters, all of the entrances can be blown up, leaving them entombed forever.
That has been the purpose of many of the bomb___ missions the last few days.
It also points up how insane we were to know that they were building this huge offensive war machine for years.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2026 01:07 AM (fSA1n)
Answering machine was turned off, due to all the scam calls. Landline is shut off now.
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 12:59 AM (rdVOm)
That is BS. There is no way I or anyone I worked with would have done this without talking to someone and getting permission. Heck, you might not have been home, and the cops would have brought him back to the hospital.
Talk to the social worker, nurse or whoever did this in the ED, look for a signature and/or MD names...then the director of the ED (who will be a RN and mention EMTALA).
Social work has lists for where he could go.
If you get no where with the ED, talk to the manager of social work/case mgmt. If that goes nowhere, talk to the director of nursing about that ED's discharge. If that goes nowhere talk to the CEO and mention a lawyer.
DOCUMENT all dates and calls from the start.
I don't know how big this hospital is. In our med center we discharged patients and each floor had someone. I happened to be in the ED for 5yrs, after working all over the med center when people were on vacations.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 06, 2026 01:10 AM (WONhk)
We signed Rebecca up when she was 6 months old (she qualified for many programs independent of our income) - her name finally came up to the top if the list when she was 7. My understanding is that the wait now is around 10 years in Texas.
Also, you said that he has funds available to him - are they in his name? If so, he will not qualify for ANY waiver programs until he has less than a certain predetermined amount of assets in his name. Not sure if that includes vehicles or property, but before you start applying for help, make sure any funds in his name have been placed into a special needs trust.
Wish I didn't have to know all of this stuff....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 06, 2026 01:13 AM (SRRAx)
I just called people for help. I stopped drinking and am getting help for depression. I'm going to the ER when my friend gets home Saturday.
Posted by: Stateless at March 06, 2026 01:15 AM (Sco7b)
Posted by: Tarbender at March 06, 2026 01:06 AM (rdVOm)
Some of that stuff I cut and pasted above mentioned the state of WA. Start there if you want him in WA vs Idaho.
The hospital in Arizona will try to jack you around since you are not there. Follow that phone tree I gave you. Mention WA and maybe they will pull a rabbit out of a hat.
I see now what they did...but that's a long way to drive him to your place.
Was he ever in a hospital in Idaho and the cops drove him from there? The local hospital is where I'd start.
IF they put him on a bus for a 48hr drive to Idaho that is blatant dumping in my opinion. Big time.
Computer is running out of juice and I need to go to bed. Keep me posted. Praying and wishing you the best.
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