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Baby medic.

Dog and goose are playmates.

A kitten raised by dogs loves the ocean.

Another kitten is raised by huskies.

Skateboarding bulldog bros.

Weisenheimer secretly photoshops Batman into his parents' family photos, to see how long it takes them to notice the Dark Knight appearing at every wedding and anniversary.

Puppy adopted from Italy unexpectedly transforms into a Great Pyrenees.

Another Great Pyrenees kept getting adopted, and then returned to the shelter. He was just too much dog. But he's finally been adopted by people who can handle him.

Not all heroes wear capes but this one does.

In case you missed it: MTG appeared on The View in this very very real clip.

The crazy guy tried to run away from the police, but he found a policeman even crazier than him. 😂 pic.twitter.com/rKIALbCFMg
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) March 5, 2026

This crazy streamer decided to test if he could survive a 20-meter fall, and he did it. pic.twitter.com/pHyuvQ2mQo
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) March 5, 2026

The world's most complex aerial obstacle course, flown via wingsuit. I remember doing this about ten years ago. I was playing Arkham Asylum and doing the side-mission to get the grapnel boost. It was intense, man. My save point was on fire, dude.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 \0/

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:32 PM (6ydKt)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 07:32 PM (Ia/+0)

3 Guy jumping?

Yeah... God is Great, Beer is good.... and People? are crazy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2026 07:36 PM (mP0Kj)

4 I didn't notice the link and thought ace was calling MTG being on the View a yappy little bitch getting a few ride on a portly ungulate.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2026 07:36 PM (06Hmj)

5 You know when you're getting ready to do a Red Bull flying obstacle course and you just drank a Red Bull and now you have to pee, I hate it when that happens.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 05, 2026 07:36 PM (Ucgf4)

6 "could survive" isn't a particularly great objective for random stuff you are doing.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 07:37 PM (3uBP9)

7 You know when you're getting ready to do a Red Bull flying obstacle course and you just drank a Red Bull and now you have to pee, I hate it when that happens.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 05, 2026 07:36 PM (Ucgf4

That raises a fascinating question...

Do flying squirrels pee in flight?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2026 07:38 PM (06Hmj)

8
I didn't notice the link and thought ace was calling MTG being on the View a yappy little bitch getting a few ride on a portly ungulate.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

We're done. Weekly comment winner right here.

Y'all need to curb the snark from here out.

*knows this will be seen as a challenge*

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 05, 2026 07:38 PM (QVmho)

9 That raises a fascinating question...

Do flying squirrels pee in flight?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2026 07:38 PM (06Hmj)
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Admit it.

If you could glide naked from tree to tree, you'd let it all out...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2026 07:39 PM (ESVrU)

10 knows this will be seen as a challenge*
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 05, 2026 07:38 PM (QVmho)

I think cucumber fails preclude one from gaining COTW status.

But thank you none the less.

Posted by: Warai-otoko can't spell "free ride" ha ha point and laugh at March 05, 2026 07:40 PM (06Hmj)

11 The dude jumping 20 meters is exhibit a for why women live longer than men.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 07:40 PM (SF37t)

12 No capes!

Posted by: Edna Mode at March 05, 2026 07:41 PM (Ucgf4)

13 That raises a fascinating question...

Do flying squirrels pee in flight?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2026 07:38 PM (06Hmj)

Listen Bub...

Posted by: Rocket J. Squirrel... at March 05, 2026 07:41 PM (mP0Kj)

14 Don't tell me i can't fight gravity, you've never seen me whack half a bottle of Jimador.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2026 07:41 PM (06Hmj)

15 That raises a fascinating question...

Do flying squirrels pee in flight?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Probably. I know a lot of birds crap as they take off.
Seriously. They do it to lighten the load.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2026 07:43 PM (oKJ0C)

16 11 The dude jumping 20 meters is exhibit a for why women live longer than men.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 07:40 PM (SF37t)

They cut out the part where he said "Hold my beer".

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:43 PM (6ydKt)

17 I only pee to make my territory, over here on the margins.

Posted by: Urea! I've Found It! at March 05, 2026 07:43 PM (oftw2)

18 nah, birds hold it in until they can bomb my car

Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 07:44 PM (gKWVE)

19 How do bats poop hanging upside down?

Posted by: Josephistan at March 05, 2026 07:44 PM (MoHg4)

20 Did Darwin create those wingsuits? There have to be videos out there of people not making it when turning or flying about.

Posted by: turambar at March 05, 2026 07:44 PM (Q0yOR)

21 How do bats poop hanging upside down?
Posted by: Josephistan

Carefully?

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2026 07:45 PM (oKJ0C)

22 American cops won't even jump in a river to catch a criminal in the movies, much less real life.

They'd have to actually get out of the SUV, call in a drone or helicopter and a bloodhound team to catch him the next day.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:45 PM (6ydKt)

23 The top pic is my favorite kind when the mountains come out of the sky-they stand there.

Posted by: Mount Old Limpus at March 05, 2026 07:45 PM (oftw2)

24 How do bats poop hanging upside down?
Posted by: Josephistan

Rabbit-fur coats.

Posted by: the bear at March 05, 2026 07:45 PM (VHUov)

25 How do bats poop hanging upside down?
Posted by: Josephistan at March 05, 2026 07:44 PM (MoHg4)

They don't I think. They poop as they launch.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 07:45 PM (rbvCR)

26 Bat caves are floored with bat droppings so it all goes down somehow

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 07:47 PM (Ia/+0)

27 They'd have to actually get out of the SUV, call in a drone or helicopter and a bloodhound team to catch him the next day.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:45 PM (6ydKt)

One of the local deputies, when I was a kid, was said to have chased a prowler into a blackberry thicket in the middle of the night, and decided to come back to get him in the morning when he could pick up a machete to cut him out.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 07:47 PM (rbvCR)

28 Weisenheimer secretly photoshops Batman into his parents' family photos, to see how long it takes them to notice the Dark Knight appearing at every wedding and anniversary.

Hilarious.

And he did a great job with the pics.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:50 PM (6ydKt)

29 >>> The top pic is my favorite kind when the mountains come out of the sky-they stand there.
Posted by: Mount Old Limpus at March 05, 2026 07:45 PM (oftw2)

yes

Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 07:50 PM (3uBP9)

30 Don't tempt the Margins. They're probably horny again by now after I blew them a couple days ago

Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 07:51 PM (gKWVE)

31 Ahh, we got a Great Pyrenees from a friend of dad's buddy. Mia was not working out as a town dog. Pyrs tend to bark to warn off any would be predators. Mia was sad that we had no goats or sheep but she adopted the horses as her substitute flock. She would come in the house out of the summer heat during the day but she demanded to be out guarding once the sun set. If we got wet snow and it was cold she could sometimes be coaxed inside on a winter night, but mostly she laughed at the SM posts "bring your pets in, its too cold for them"

Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2026 07:51 PM (vlkz/)

32 A galaxy here. A galaxy there. Pretty soon you’re talking real space.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 05, 2026 07:51 PM (URO9T)

33 "I was playing Arkham Asylum and doing the side-mission to get the grapnel boost. It was intense, man. My save point was on fire, dude."

Good memory unlocked. That was amazing when I finally completed it.

Posted by: farquad at March 05, 2026 07:52 PM (CFMhl)

34 The idiot who jumped off a 20 meter structure really needs to reexamine his life. I'm going to assume (hope) that he isn't married and has no children.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 07:54 PM (Riz8t)

35 Kristi Noem just got fired? Headline on a firefox start page.

Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 07:55 PM (TN0g+)

36 NPR the source on Noem.

Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 07:56 PM (TN0g+)

37 Kristi Noem just got fired? Headline on a firefox start page.

Tell me you haven't been reading the HQ all day without telling me you haven't been reading the HQ all day.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 05, 2026 07:56 PM (Riz8t)

38 That crazy cop has watched too many Lethal Weapon movies

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 05, 2026 07:59 PM (DoBxX)

39
One of the local deputies, when I was a kid, was said to have chased a prowler into a blackberry thicket in the middle of the night, and decided to come back to get him in the morning when he could pick up a machete to cut him out.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 07:47 PM

One of my relatives is a cop and he caught a naked peeper by tackling him and his cop buddies told me how they drew cartoons with my relative's face in the naked dude's crack and hung them in the break room and I still ask him what the naked dude's ass tasted like when he annoys me. The naked dude was wearing shoes though.
You couldn't pay me any amount of money to chase and tackle naked dudes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 07:59 PM (SF37t)

40 17, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 05, 2026 07:59 PM (MIIRH)

41 We had a whole thread on it Crusader. Trump is moving Kristi from heading DHS to special envoy to America's shield or some such outfit getting created in a day or 2.

For all we know Kristi wanted the move, with all the death threats against her and her family. Although I don't know if crazed commies will leave the Noems alone when she is no longer the face of DHS.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2026 08:00 PM (vlkz/)

42 Czarina of All the Americas?

It's a living, i guess.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2026 08:03 PM (06Hmj)

43 Thanks PaleRider! I was out of the loop here today--our office lost a key player and I've been buried trying to cover.

Posted by: Crusader at March 05, 2026 08:03 PM (TN0g+)

44
Weisenheimer

Weisenheimer? Why, ace, you old picklepuss, you!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:03 PM (xG4kz)

45 You couldn't pay me any amount of money to chase and tackle naked dudes.
Posted by: CaliGirl
I

I do pro Bono work.

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at March 05, 2026 08:04 PM (h6CE+)

46 What's the difference between a Weisenheimer and a Wiseacre?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2026 08:05 PM (06Hmj)

47 I remember doing this about ten years ago. I was playing Arkham Asylum and doing the side-mission to get the grapnel boost. It was intense, man. My save point was on fire, dude.

Fake geek girl. Arkham City, bitch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 08:06 PM (zZu0s)

48 I remember doing some boulder hopping in Colorado in the crags area. Just some scrambling around. I got to this one boulder and was going to jump over to a "nearby" one and I suddenly couldn't decide if it was ten feet down or a thousand. My brain went, "dude! you are a hundred feet up, do you know WTF you are doing?" And like that I lost all depth perception and freaked. Had to scramble back.

I had been freehand climbing for a while at considerable height by that age but that simple experience just hopping around freaked me out for a long while. Your hand/body shoved in some cliffside's vertical nethers, slowing ascending is completely different than jumping around like an idiot.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 08:06 PM (3uBP9)

49 Weisenheimer

Weisenheimer? Why, ace, you old picklepuss, you!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:03 PM (xG4kz)

What a cad!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 08:06 PM (zZu0s)

50 What's the difference between a Weisenheimer and a Wiseacre?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2026 08:05 PM (06Hmj)

I think they are actually interchangeable.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 08:08 PM (zZu0s)

51 Came home in the wee hours from the MoMe a couple of years ago and the road right by my house is filled the cops. Some guy the police were trying to apprehend took a sharp left off the road and through the neighbors fence thinking he could get away. Drove straight into the tank and sank him and his car.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 08:09 PM (+nEug)

52 A Weisenheimer is a know it all and a Wiseacre is just a smartass.

Posted by: A Wiseacre Weisenheimer at March 05, 2026 08:09 PM (vFG9F)

53
What's the difference between a Weisenheimer and a Wiseacre?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

$20, same as in town

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:09 PM (xG4kz)

54 The shoes would be a good place to draw the line though. Too much shit you can step on.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 08:10 PM (zZu0s)

55 This crazy streamer decided to test if he could survive a 20-meter fall, and he did it.

Russians don't need wingsuits, I guess. How in the world do you hold a bellyflop into what you know is the ground?

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 08:11 PM (i14TE)

56 Also, I think Weisenheimers are circumcised.

Posted by: A Wiseacre Weisenheimer at March 05, 2026 08:12 PM (vFG9F)

57 Sidebar
NY AG James Orders Hospital to Resume Gender-Transition Treatment for Minors
Wow. Just...wow. [CBD]

Takes "Bake the Cake" to a whole new level.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 08:12 PM (/lPRQ)

58
Is Kristi still carrying on with that lunkhead, Corey Lewandowski?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:13 PM (xG4kz)

59 When I see the word weisenheimer it reminds me of the Cars, I'm in touch with your world.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 08:14 PM (SF37t)

60 "could survive" isn't a particularly great objective for random stuff you are doing.

If you approach it as the beginning of a controlled experiment, then it's a valid result. But it's only one valid result. You would need to repeat the experiment a good 20 or 30 times to be able to say with any statistical confidence "I can survive a 20 meter fall." Get with it, bro. And keep good lab notes.

Posted by: Oddbob at March 05, 2026 08:14 PM (Fs0KI)

61 Evenin’, All. Happy Friday Eve.

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 08:17 PM (77rzZ)

62 End of Friday work can't get here soon enough
Supposed to get to 70s next week

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 08:18 PM (Ia/+0)

63 Russians don't need wingsuits, I guess. How in the world do you hold a bellyflop into what you know is the ground?
Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 08:11 PM (i14TE)

Looks like it's a pretty big pile of snow, which would soften the impact some. Still. What a nutski.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 05, 2026 08:19 PM (zYpTz)

64 45 You couldn't pay me any amount of money to chase and tackle naked dudes.
Posted by: CaliGirl

I do pro Bono work.
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at March 05, 2026 08:04 PM (h6CE+)

I'll support your campaign, Pete, but I don't swing that way.

Posted by: Paul Hewson at March 05, 2026 08:19 PM (Ucgf4)

65 We had a whole thread on it Crusader. Trump is moving Kristi from heading DHS to special envoy to America's shield or some such outfit getting created in a day or 2.
Posted by: PaleRider

You know, she could keep her letterhead if they'd drop this "Shield of the Americas" thing, and just call it "The Department of Hemisphere Security."

Posted by: mikeski at March 05, 2026 08:20 PM (VHUov)

66
I wonder if moving Noem over to become Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. was intended to quell the Dims' bold blather about impeaching her?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:21 PM (xG4kz)

67
Department of Monroe Doctrine, Bitches!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:22 PM (xG4kz)

68 oh, okay, "into snow".
that's different.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 05, 2026 08:23 PM (MIIRH)

69 Yes because they will movr on to tje next head of DHS

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 08:23 PM (Ia/+0)

70 Any dogs over at the "Shield of the Americas" thing?

Posted by: davidt at March 05, 2026 08:25 PM (Q+gd/)

71 >>66
I wonder if moving Noem over to become Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. was intended to quell the Dims' bold blather about impeaching her?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle
--

Trump may not play 3D chess but he can make one hell of a bank shot.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 08:25 PM (WErXV)

72
Any dogs over at the "Shield of the Americas" thing?
Posted by: davidt

"Not for long!" * chambers a round *

-- KrisTee, Scourge of Canines

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:26 PM (xG4kz)

73 Y'all need to curb the snark from here out.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 05, 2026 07:38 PM

There are snarky comments on this blog?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2026 08:28 PM (V14Vy)

74 Some of the countries are looking forward to it others will take longer to learn the value of hemispherical independence.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 08:30 PM (WErXV)

75 I'm listening to my YesYears compilation now. Very old, and I had the cds in cases rolling around in my car for many a long year. Scratched, scuffed, but not all the way to the foil part, just a lot of surface stuff. I cleaned them a bit but never got them to play well.

And then I got a decent LG portable usb cd player / burner and tried Exact Audio Copy. It is magic. It made perfect copies. It had to do a massive amount of error correction but that's why you use EAC. If you have old cds with issues give it a try. It has taken everything I've gave it with perfection, (according to my imperfect old ears)

Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 08:30 PM (3uBP9)

76 When I see the word weisenheimer it reminds me of the Cars, I'm in touch with your world.

Posted by: CaliGirl

I think of Dr Ruth.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 05, 2026 08:30 PM (h6CE+)

77
That raises a fascinating question...

Do flying squirrels pee in flight?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Squirrels poop, too.

Have you ever seen it?

How do you know that you are not rolling in it whenever you sit on the grass?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:31 PM (xG4kz)

78 Flying squirrels are native to Pa, never seen one

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 08:33 PM (Ia/+0)

79
All his focus on the Western hemisphere is PDJT's roundabout way of saying that the countries of the European Union and NATO are going to find themselves untethered real soon now.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:34 PM (xG4kz)

80 Willowed, It's frowned upon, but if you can get an anullment it's all good.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Are annulments allowed after you've had kids (Like on the grounds that you married under false pretenses), or does that just render any offspring bastards?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2026 07:29 PM (a+4eV)
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If anyone has a specific annulment question, I have been trained and know a bit: having kids has little to do with whether an annulment is warranted unless the ground is refusal to have children-- then its clearly relevant. Even if a nullity is granted, the status of the kids remains the same as before: not bastards.

Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 08:35 PM (lCppi)

81 Flying squirrels are squirrels that fly, through the air.

Posted by: Kamala at March 05, 2026 08:37 PM (Q+gd/)

82 Flying squirrels are native to Pa, never seen one
Posted by: Skip

Summer nights, and they are dead silent, even when they go an inch over your head. You need to have outdoor lights and trees and get lucky.

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 08:39 PM (i14TE)

83 78 Flying squirrels are native to Pa, never seen one
Posted by: Skip

I've seen one, but only because our cat caught it. The cat was quite pleased with itself and was showing it off to us. Good eatin' for kittuh. I will assume the cat wasn't flying also.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 05, 2026 08:40 PM (NkASH)

84 I better call it a night
Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 08:41 PM (Ia/+0)

85
Are annulments allowed after you've had kids (Like on the grounds that you married under false pretenses), or does that just render any offspring bastards?
Posted by: FeatherBlade

Yes, your marriage can be annulled even if you have children if one of the parties involved asserts and can provide evidence that the other party had not formed the requisite emotional maturity to understand their obligations under the sacrament of marriage. That is how the missus' first marriage was ended (her former partner initiated the proceedings).

I used much the same argument, but my former marriage did not involve children. Again, here, my ex-wife initiated the proceedings and I left no stone unturned in my written answers to questions about our situation.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:42 PM (xG4kz)

86 I'm going to get a small FiiO player that looks just like a Walkman, (companies are really starting to cater to genx aesthetic). It even has a screen that shows a picture of a cassette tape spinning. Looks cool. Blutooth and headphone out with a decent amplifier for the size. Plays mp3 or lossless flac. Less than $60. I've copied most of my cd collection to lossless. My music taste is fixed in time and space. So now I can bring my music with me. Maybe bury it with me when I die. My entire library on 256GB because it has a micro SD slot too.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 08:42 PM (3uBP9)

87 For the 60th anniversery of Star Trek, I'm watching all the original series episodes. T&A wins the day!

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2026 08:42 PM (Vh9CX)

88 g'night Skip!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 05, 2026 08:42 PM (MIIRH)

89 Some of the countries are looking forward to it others will take longer to learn the value of hemispherical independence.

Posted by: Braenyard

Ask your President if hemispherical independence is for you. Tell your doctor about all your medical conditions, especially if you have a pulse, breathe air, or have ever used the internet. Hemispherical independence may interact with reality. Results not typical. Individual hemispherical independence varies. Void where prohibited. Batteries not included. Consult your physician, your pharmacist, your neighbor's cousin who once thought about brain stuff, and possibly a priest.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2026 08:43 PM (cYBz/)

90
Flying squirrels are squirrels that fly, through the air.
Posted by: Kamala

Agtually, they glide, but you be your own mentally challenged self, girl.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:43 PM (xG4kz)

91 So MTG is going to be one of the co-hosts on The Spew?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2026 08:44 PM (2GVsD)

92 The new Ayatollah should be a woman of color according to the Left Wing Jizz Buckets.....

Fine..... I have the answer......... Kami Baby this job is for you. Cackle.... Cackle..... Cackle......

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 05, 2026 08:45 PM (38587)

93
...does that just render any offspring bastards?

Any children are not adjudged to be bastards.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:46 PM (xG4kz)

94 Route 66 will be 100 years old in April. (Except that most of it was officially decommissioned in 1985.)

Posted by: SMOD at March 05, 2026 08:48 PM (GITLP)

95 91

Yeah...it fits for that dumbass...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 05, 2026 08:49 PM (oNzQB)

96 I fly and I am a squirrel, damnit.
-Rocky

Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2026 08:50 PM (LHPAg)

97 We had lots of people survive 30 foot jumps into snowdrifts, too. Until one of them hit the fire hydrant in the quad. Technically he survived, too, but he couldn't walk for a while, having broken (IIRC) his hip and femur. He also got thrown out of the academy for it.

Posted by: GWB at March 05, 2026 08:51 PM (cAEoL)

98 How do you put the jet pack on the Squirrels to get then to fly ???

Posted by: Kami Harris at March 05, 2026 08:51 PM (YuOiR)

99 It's nuts, I tell you!

Posted by: SciVo at March 05, 2026 08:54 PM (Sy6m/)

100 Also, the baby doing CPR is cute.
But, you no longer bother to do the breathing bit (that video is 12 years old) - the chest compressions are deemed sufficient to move air in and out of the lungs.

I don't know if that's really good, but it's what the trainers will now tell you. (Unless they've changed it again, again.)

(Huh, if that video is 12yo, I wonder how the 13-14yo kid is doing? Did she learn to be a lifeguard and get her CPR certificate?)

Posted by: GWB at March 05, 2026 08:54 PM (cAEoL)

101 I need a new straw hat.

Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2026 08:55 PM (LHPAg)

102
There was a Route 66 museum somewhere in the middle of Oklahoma -- Clinton, OK. It was cool to have visited it when our daughter and I drove East from the West Coast in 2013.

My memory is hazy, but it may have had a dozen or more windmills on the site of the type used to bring up drinking water for troughs on farms.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 05, 2026 08:56 PM (xG4kz)

103 Did you read Pixy this morning?
If you didn't you missed this:

Your car can be tracked everywhere you go by your tire pressure sensors. (Dark Reading)

Which transmit unique identifiers, unencrypted, readable by anyone withing a 50-meter range.

Speaking of which, a new Android app detects anyone nearby wearing smart glasses. (Tech Crunch)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 09:00 PM (WErXV)

104 You couldn't pay me any amount of money to chase and tackle naked dudes.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 07:59 PM (SF37t)

Why cops should be trained with and carry bolos. Not the tanks, the gaucho lasso things with weights.

Posted by: GWB at March 05, 2026 09:00 PM (cAEoL)

105 Huh, the Beltway stabber who got slabbed by a trooper was a State Department Foreign Service Officer.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2026 09:01 PM (2GVsD)

106 It would be very hard to put a Bolo tank in your back pocket.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2026 09:02 PM (2GVsD)

107 >>> Huh, the Beltway stabber who got slabbed by a trooper was a State Department Foreign Service Officer.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 05, 2026 09:01 PM (2GVsD)

Yeah, I'm not sure what was going on there. I read about that a few days ago. A psychotic episode?

Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 09:03 PM (3uBP9)

108 Drove straight into the tank and sank him and his car.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 08:09 PM (+nEug)

Was that the same neighbor whose driveway I sat in and called Sharon for directions, because my GPS insisted I drive through their property to the MoMe?

Posted by: GWB at March 05, 2026 09:03 PM (cAEoL)

109 It's amazing the scope of what a shitty tasting energy beverage like Redbull has been able to sponsor with their marketing strategy. I've only had one can and never liked it.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 05, 2026 09:07 PM (jS10z)

110 Good evening! Just got home from my last class, popping in t see what is going on before a shower.

Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 09:07 PM (OoFl2)

111 104, 106, but it would really be the ultimate in concealed carry if you could!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 05, 2026 09:08 PM (MIIRH)

112 109, no kidding. loathsome. how do people stand it?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 05, 2026 09:10 PM (MIIRH)

113 Male and female created he them.

Funny prank
youtu.be/i7TsC6dufX4

What Every Wife Needs To Hear From Her Husband
youtu.be/b_dxMUaI8n0

Posted by: mindful webworker - Happiness runs in a circular motion at March 05, 2026 09:10 PM (9O6qm)

114 >>> It's amazing the scope of what a shitty tasting energy beverage like Redbull has been able to sponsor with their marketing strategy. I've only had one can and never liked it.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 05, 2026 09:07 PM (jS10z)

It is terrible. But people love it. All those energy drinks taste like ass. Except the ones that try to emulate the taste of coffee. Still not great.

You know what works even better and tastes just like coffee?

Coffee.

Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 09:11 PM (3uBP9)

115 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at March 05, 2026 09:11 PM (77rzZ)

116 114;

*fistbump*

coffee FTW!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at March 05, 2026 09:12 PM (MIIRH)

117 Re: annulment, too bad the kids stay legit. Would be totally cool to be a retroactive bastard, also great band name, bonus, you get a bar sinister on your coat of arms- win win win!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 05, 2026 09:12 PM (IX8iX)

118 110 Good evening! Just got home from my last class, popping in t see what is going on before a shower.
Posted by: Piper at March 05, 2026 09:07 PM (OoFl2)

They're making S.H.I.E.L.D. real, and to everyone's disappointment, Kristi Noem is getting Samuel L. Jackson's eyepatch and beret instead of the Black Widow bodysuit. OK Sen. Mullin taking over at DHS, which is still unfunded.

Posted by: SciVo at March 05, 2026 09:13 PM (Sy6m/)

119 >>>no kidding. loathsome. how do people stand it?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez

>It must be a tastebud thing like brussel sprouts and cilantro.
I think the stuff is nasty and vile.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 05, 2026 09:14 PM (jS10z)

120 S.H.I.E.L.D. Is an acronym for "Shooting Hollowpoints Into Every Luckless Dog".

She'll do fine.

Posted by: Cheerful Reprobate at March 05, 2026 09:18 PM (Fl2Df)

121 Isn't Red Bull normally consumed with vodka, like a poor man's speedball?

Posted by: SciVo at March 05, 2026 09:19 PM (Sy6m/)

122 It's amazing the scope of what a shitty tasting energy beverage like Redbull has been able to sponsor with their marketing strategy. I've only had one can and never liked it.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

There's a reason for that - it only costs about $.09 to make and is sold for around $3.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2026 09:21 PM (cYBz/)

123 Someone bought me a Jägerbomb shot one night and I puked my guts out. I hadn't puked in over 29 years of drinking.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 05, 2026 09:22 PM (jS10z)

124 114 >>> It's amazing the scope of what a shitty tasting energy beverage like Redbull has been able to sponsor with their marketing strategy. I've only had one can and never liked it.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 05, 2026 09:07 PM (jS10z)

It is terrible. But people love it. All those energy drinks taste like ass. Except the ones that try to emulate the taste of coffee. Still not great.

You know what works even better and tastes just like coffee?

Coffee.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 09:11 PM (3uBP9)
I used to drive straight through from Savannah to Tyler TX on coffee. Tried a Red Bull once. My body didn't reject it exactly but I never drank another one.

Posted by: Eromero at March 05, 2026 09:25 PM (LHPAg)

125 Jagermeister is so bad, you can get a special near-freezing cooler for it to kill the taste. And they proudly put their brand on it.

Posted by: SciVo at March 05, 2026 09:25 PM (Sy6m/)

126 Jagermeister is so bad, but it's cheaper than Nyquil...

Posted by: Tarbender at March 05, 2026 09:29 PM (rdVOm)

127 Jared Llamado, a 32-year-old Foreign Service Officer with the U.S. State Department, was fatally shot by a Virginia State trooper after allegedly stabbing four people and his dog on the Capital Beltway (I-495) in Fairfax County on Sunday, March 1, 2026.

Where was Jared Llamado born?
Brave AI:
The search results do not contain information about Jared Llamado's place of birth.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 09:33 PM (WErXV)

128 Red Bull tastes like what I imagine automatic transmission fluid to taste like.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 09:34 PM (0aYVJ)

129 A man's gotta know his limitations.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 05, 2026 09:36 PM (jS10z)

130 X:
Jared Llamado (32, McLean VA) was a U.S. citizen & Foreign Service Officer at the State Department—posted in Denmark for diplomatic work (standard for the role). George Mason U grad. Public records list birth ~June 1993 in the U.S.; surname suggests possible Filipino-American heritage via family, but no foreign birth/nationality indicated. Not Danish. He was here as an American working in DC area.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 09:36 PM (WErXV)

131 It's amazing the scope of what a shitty tasting energy beverage like Redbull has been able to sponsor with their marketing strategy. I've only had one can and never liked it.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

I'm sure they will definitely feel the hurt of your non-patronage.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 05, 2026 09:40 PM (diia5)

132
I've never had Jagermeister. I've heard only bad things about it when used as a recreational drink. It was originally an apertif -- after-dinner digestive aid. The variations have a "mixed drinks made with cough syrup" vibe. Maybe it's a triumph of marketing over quality, like Bud Light.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 05, 2026 09:42 PM (VWtfl)

133 >>>I'm sure they will definitely feel the hurt of your non-patronage.

Posted by: weft cut-loop

>If Red Bull ever goes public, I'm gonna try to get in on the IPO.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 05, 2026 09:45 PM (jS10z)

134 Jagermeister is a nice treat, in very small quantities, like a small glass.

Ouzo, on the other hand... holy shit! Worst hangover ever. Had to get drunk again to kill that hangover.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 09:45 PM (0aYVJ)

135 Anybody knows if any Gays and Tranginders has been killed in that Irun placebeclause of Trumps illegull war.

Posted by: Mary Cloggistein from Brattleboro, Vt at March 05, 2026 09:47 PM (qZkjS)

136 I think that sometimes bad-tasting drinks benefit from male competitiveness, a way to show how tough they are without actually fighting. At least, that's my hypothesis for Jagermeister and vodka with Red Bull. God save the fool that crosses those streams; Jager with Red Bull would make a good dare, though.

Posted by: SciVo at March 05, 2026 09:47 PM (Sy6m/)

137 Spawn is addicted to Monster Energy drinks. 🤢

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 09:49 PM (VCgbV)

138 Rockstar makes an organic melon energy drink that's actually pleasant.

Posted by: SciVo at March 05, 2026 09:53 PM (JZTav)

139 I've never had Jagermeister.. . .
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug

Nasty shit. It's the only thing my BIL drinks. And he drinks a lot of it.

BUT, he's earned the right to drink whatever trash he wants to - former Blackhawk driver with the 160th Special Operations Aviation Regiment (Airborne) "Night Stalkers". Survived two crashes - one shoot down and one catastrophic mechanical issue. We have to have special chairs made so he can fit his balls in them.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 05, 2026 09:53 PM (cYBz/)

140 I keep seeing stuff about Jim Carrey's weird look at some awards show. Did he arrive in his Tony Clifton get-up? Because that would have been cool as fuck-all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 09:54 PM (0aYVJ)

141 137 Spawn is addicted to Monster Energy drinks. 🤢
Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 09:49 PM (VCgbV)

Up until he gets stomach ulcers, that is.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 05, 2026 09:56 PM (I40wl)

142 Up until he gets stomach ulcers, that is.
Posted by: tcn in AK
---
She...you've met her. 🤗

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 05, 2026 09:58 PM (VCgbV)

143 There's a NOOD for YOOD
https://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=418782

Posted by: mindful webworker - Happiness runs in a circular motion at March 05, 2026 10:01 PM (9O6qm)

144 Your car can be tracked everywhere you go by your tire pressure sensors. (Dark Reading)

Which transmit unique identifiers, unencrypted, readable by anyone withing a 50-meter range.

Speaking of which, a new Android app detects anyone nearby wearing smart glasses. (Tech Crunch)
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 05, 2026 09:00 PM (WErXV)

Heh. None of mine. Even the one that used to have sensors no longer has them. The computer nags me, and I ignore it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 05, 2026 10:03 PM (8zz6B)

145 > Russians don't need wingsuits, I guess.

Nope.

Just vodka.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2026 10:19 PM (IG3/x)

146 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtwhWEzyXkE

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 05, 2026 11:51 PM (jrgJz)

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