Quick Hits

From Tommy Robinson. I don't know if that's real or a parody that's very close to the truth.

Rep. Dan Goldman is mad at his wife because she "liked" a tweet supporting the Iranian Counter-Revolution.

What a disgusting cuck. Choosing terrorists over his wife.

I'm sure someone else is banging her. Must be, right?

Levi Strauss Heir Dan Goldman Distances Himself From Pro-Israel Wife Who 'Liked' Social Media Post From 'God Bless Donald Trump'

One meme that caught Corinne Goldman's eye mocked the slogan 'Jews for Palestine' as 'chickens for KFC'

Rep. Dan Goldman (D., N.Y.) has a girl problem. The Levi Strauss heir, best known for serving as lead counsel in the first impeachment of Donald Trump, was forced to distance himself from his own wife to avoid alienating a core Democratic constituency: terrorist supporters.
Goldman threw his wife, Corinne Levy Goldman, under the bus this week after left-wing activists in his Manhattan district circulated screenshots of social media posts she had "liked" in the aftermath of Hamas's Oct. 7, 2023, terrorist massacre. In a statement to the New York Times, the congressman insisted that his wife does "not speak for me." Like many married couples, he explained, they do not always share the same views--particularly when one of them is trying to survive a Democratic primary in a district where hostility toward Israel has become something of a litmus test.
The controversy stems from nearly a dozen social media posts that Mrs. Goldman liked or shared in the weeks after the Hamas attack, which many Democratic voters embraced as a triumph of "anti-colonial resistance." The Goldman family was in Israel at the time.
Among the posts Mrs. Goldman liked was a widely circulated meme from the popular account @EndWokeness mocking the slogan "Jews for Palestine" as "Chickens for KFC." She also liked posts suggesting that Western activists who chant "Free Palestine" might consider relocating to Gaza and living under Hamas rule. Another post came from the account "God Bless Donald Trump," which praised Hoover Institution fellow Victor Davis Hanson for arguing that the United States should revoke visas for visitors from places such as Iran and the Palestinian territories if Hamas executed American hostages.
Left-wing activists quickly seized on the posts, circulating screenshots and bringing them up at town halls in an effort to weaken Goldman's credibility with pro-Hamas Democrats. The congressman faces a tough primary challenge from former New York City comptroller Brad Lander, an outspoken critic of Israel. Goldman's critics argue that his wife's social media activity was proof that he also hated Hamas, which would put him at odds with the anti-Western values of his constituents. The congressman's district includes portions of Manhattan and Brooklyn, where anti-Israel activism has flourished since the Gaza war began.
Goldman told the Times that his wife's antagonism toward terrorists and their supporters did not reflect his own views.
"Like most married couples, my wife and I do not always share the same views, and any tweets she has liked as a private citizen do not speak for me," he said. "As an elected official and public figure, my record, votes and public statements are the only reflection of my beliefs."

CNN now broadcasting stories approved by the Iranian government. They admit they are in Iran "only with government permission."

CNN is in Iran acting as Iranian State TV after the regime broadcasting network was destroyed. pic.twitter.com/h019s5hP9W
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) March 5, 2026

What changed? pic.twitter.com/ySam21MqpY
— Jacktron (@jacktronprime) March 5, 2026

Hard-hitting question from Katie Couric: Do you have a Zoolander problem? Are you just ridiculously good looking?

Couric: Do you have a Zoolander problem? Are you just ridiculously good looking as Vogue said? What do you do about that?

Newsom: You don’t do anything about it…It’s just who I am.

Good. Lord. pic.twitter.com/aFmvpDLlaa
— Western Lensman (@WesternLensman) March 5, 2026

🚨 BREAKING: The employee of Gov. Tim Walz who keyed SIX Teslas causing over **$20,000** in damage in retaliation against @ElonMusk has been given a ONE DAY SUSPENSION from his Minnesota government job

THAT’S IT. He’s not even being PROSECUTED.

Minnesota is a FAILED STATE! pic.twitter.com/pR0U3jsedU
— Nick Sortor (@nicksortor) March 5, 2026

WOW. Marcelo Gomes da Silva, the illegal alien guest that Rep. Seth Moulton (D) brought to the State of the Union address, was reportedly mentioned in police reports involving "sexual assault and juveniles.”

Of course pic.twitter.com/adQkavEImG
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 5, 2026

Bill Melugin
@BillMelugin_
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NEW: The Boston Herald reports that Rep. Seth Moulton's (D-MA) illegal immigrant SOTU guest is referenced in police reports involving sexual assault and juveniles. Moulton hid him in his office during the speech and called him a "great American".

Capitol Police were attempting to remove an unhinged protestor from the Armed Services hearing. He was fighting back. I decided to help out and deescalate the situation.

This gentleman came to the Capitol looking for a confrontation, and he got one. I hope he gets the help he… https://t.co/MU1THo8fKA
— Tim Sheehy (@TimSheehyMT) March 4, 2026

Funny how Brian McGinniss (pictured here with his wife) didn’t dress like this when he interrupted a congressional hearing. pic.twitter.com/y3xozvEH0M
— Max 📟 (@MaxNordau) March 5, 2026

🚨 IT’S OFFICIAL: Brian McGinnis — the protestor who resisted Capitol Police and got hauled out — has been EXPOSED as an ardent pro-Islam, pro-Hamas and pro-illegal alien mouthpiece

What a DISGRACE. This guy thought he had everybody fooled! pic.twitter.com/MpIMfU1R30
— Eric Daugherty (@EricLDaugh) March 5, 2026

He also cosplays as a Muslim while hanging out with Holocaust Deniers.

He'll be on Tucker Carlson next week.

I love how these pussies all provoke physical altercations and then start screeching "Take your hands off me! Do not touch me!"

They all sound like that Ezra Miller transgender lunatic.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM

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1 Would be just as bad

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 06:34 PM (Ia/+0)

2 Nood called snd I am still first to get here?

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 06:34 PM (Ia/+0)

3 The ayatollah should also be non-binary.

Posted by: huerfano at March 05, 2026 06:34 PM (98kQX)

4 omg

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 06:35 PM (pAy1S)

5 A Cultural Marxism Woman Imam would be a evil Witch

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 06:35 PM (Ia/+0)

6 Ridiculously good looking ? Governor greaseball ?

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 06:35 PM (VE6XX)

7
I
read
all
the
content

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 06:35 PM (pAy1S)

8 >CNN now broadcasting stories approved by the Iranian government. They admit they are in Iran "only with government permission."

Deja vu all over again.

Posted by: davidt at March 05, 2026 06:36 PM (Q+gd/)

9
Are the people whose Teslas got keyed going to sue that fvck? PLEASE.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 06:36 PM (pAy1S)

10 I honestly thought the picture on Max Nordau's post was a promo for Dune 2.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 05, 2026 06:36 PM (CwhoI)

11 Heh.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 05, 2026 06:36 PM (zZu0s)

12 Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at March 05, 2026 06:36 PM (98kQX)

13 A "woman of color" as Ayatollah would be just as horrible as Khomeini. Have you seen the video of the morality police woman on the train video? Look at that insane bitch's eyes. She'd kill hundreds of thousands and be angry she couldn't kill more.

facebook.com/watch/?v=1959968057889681

Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (AZYCI)

14 One meme that caught Corinne Goldman's eye mocked the slogan 'Jews for Palestine' as 'chickens for KFC'
.......

Ducks for Haitians

QUACK

Posted by: wth at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (UjdFS)

15 I know a lot of veterans who wish they could fit into their dress uniform after 22 years, so he's got that going for him.

Posted by: pookysgirl, wrestling Lil Pooky for the keyboard at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (Wt5PA)

16 Don't the Capital Police have tasers? This guy desperately needed a few volts

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (/C62k)

17 8 >CNN now broadcasting stories approved by the Iranian government. They admit they are in Iran "only with government permission."

Tousi says they are shooting Iranian civilians again.. I wonder if CNN is gonna cover that....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (VE6XX)

18
Ridiculously good looking ? Governor greaseball ?
Posted by: It's me donna

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Governor Crease-of-the-pants-ball. Assuming you can tear your eyes from his face.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (pAy1S)

19 Stopped buying Levi's a long time ago

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (XeU6L)

20 Willowed from the Tucker story. Tucker’s first interview that brought everybody’s attention to the decline of Tucker’s mental health was in October of 2025.

Posted by: Jaimo at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (sOA7y)

21 That friggin' Gavin "interview" cracks me up, and calls up an old song by Mac Davis:

Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
When you're perfect in every way
I can't wait to look in the mirror
Cuz I get better lookin' each day

(my favorite part) some folks say I'm egotistical
Hell I don't even know what the means
But I figure it has something do with
the way that I fill out my skin-tight blue-jeans

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 05, 2026 06:38 PM (0aYVJ)

22 Of course the loser fake marine has a keffiyah and a wife that wears a bag. Of course he does.

Someone needs a code red.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 06:38 PM (SF37t)

23 Looking at the picture of the McGuinesses; which one is Brian?

Posted by: Arnold Stang at March 05, 2026 06:38 PM (ehY6c)

24 She can't even get the line right.

It's "Really, really ridiculously good-looking"

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2026 06:38 PM (a+4eV)

25 I love how these pussies all provoke physical altercations and then start screeching "Take your hands off me! Do not touch me!"

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM
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It's part of their training. The idea is create images of supposed brutality to win sympathy. The left actually thinks that Kent State turned public opinion against Nixon when it didn't. He won a landslide because Americans value law and order.

But they keep thinking that the image of some douche in a possibly stolen valor uniform* will sway the hearts of the masses.

*He claims a lengthy military resume, but without a DD 214, I call b.s.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:38 PM (ZOv7s)

26 Hey, Skip

You should have written "And Skip jumps over the Blade and comes in first." 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 06:39 PM (rZCVI)

27 The employee of Gov. Tim Walz who keyed SIX Teslas causing over **$20,000** in damage in retaliation against ElonMusk has been given a ONE DAY SUSPENSION from his Minnesota government job

THAT’S IT. He’s not even being PROSECUTED.

Who, whom.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2026 06:39 PM (AZYCI)

28 Does Goldman think he's one of those lucky Jews that the mullahs wouldn't kill? I have a suspicion that he is incorrect

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 06:39 PM (/C62k)

29 Couric: Do you have a Zoolander problem? Are you just ridiculously good looking as Vogue said? What do you do about that?

Newsom: You don’t do anything about it…It’s just who I am.
====

The answer is Yes, you big dummy.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 06:39 PM (RIvkX)

30 Mrs. Goldman I must inform you that your husband's favorite bar is Sweet Williams. Carry on.

Posted by: Arnold Stang at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (ehY6c)

31 Same old, same old. CNN's Wolf Blitzer in Iraq, remember?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (ynpvh)

32 CNN now broadcasting stories approved by the Iranian government. They admit they are in Iran "only with government permission."

They did the same thing in Saddam era Iraq.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (NkASH)

33 That lunatic from NC was only in the Marine Corps for 4 years, not much of a committment. I guess he was abroad long enough to convert to Islam.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (cWLG3)

34 Goldman threw his wife, Corinne Levy Goldman, under the bus this week after left-wing activists in his Manhattan district circulated screenshots of social media posts she had "liked" in the aftermath of Hamas's Oct. 7, 2023, terrorist massacre.

In a statement to the New York Times, the congressman insisted that his wife does "not speak for me." Like many married couples, he

ain't getting any anytime soon.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (oKJ0C)

35 Stopped buying Levi's a long time ago
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (XeU6L)
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Yes, and now I don't have any jeans at all. Dress clothes to work and church, and three uniform changes worth of surplus BDUs, ABUs, and whatever the last one was for yard work/errands whatnot.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (ZOv7s)

36
I love how these pussies all provoke physical altercations and then start screeching "Take your hands off me! Do not touch me!"

Kinda hard to scream "Don't touch me!" when your jaw is shattered by your victim hitting your chin with an open palm strike in self-defense. I'm just sayin'.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (y9nCu)

37 I'm sure someone else is banging her. Must be, right?

I wouldn't bang her with Rosa DeLauro's dick.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (abIsI)

38 Newsom: You don’t do anything about it…It’s just who I am.

The humble-brag is ctually right on brand for Governor Hair Gel Ken.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (6ydKt)

39 Launch in 13 minutes

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Launch Date: March 5, 2026
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Posted by: Joyenz at March 05, 2026 06:41 PM (2F0/Y)

40 CNN: Do you have anything to say to the Trump Administration?

Iranian spokesman: You sank my battleship!

CNN: so sorry! Death to America!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 06:41 PM (n5tGW)

41 House joins Senate in rejecting a War Powers Resolution against Trump.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 05, 2026 06:41 PM (IG3/x)

42 Latest Homeland Security Funding bill passed House.

Fox News
@FoxNews
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1h
MOMENTS AGO: The House passed a bill to fund DHS through September 30, by a final vote of 221–209. Four Democrats joined 217 Republicans:
•Rep. Don Davis
•Rep. Cuellar
•Rep. Golden
•Rep. Gluesenkamp Perez

Posted by: whig at March 05, 2026 06:41 PM (E4rtv)

43 9
Are the people whose Teslas got keyed going to sue that fvck? PLEASE.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 06:36 PM (pAy1S)
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At the very least their insurers should be going after him to pay for the repairs.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:41 PM (cWLG3)

44 I find Dan Goldman such an awful human being that I cannot imagine anyone normal being happily married to him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 06:42 PM (rZCVI)

45 As soon as the new blu-ray disc player I ordered arrives I'll be watching Excalibur again. I've been reading tech news that suggests blu-ray drives and disc players might be on their way out, mostly due to Sony not being interested in designing new hardware for that media format. Way more money to be made is renting streams. I hope that isn't the case, but I want to upgrade to a higher end player that can play all the formats I own media in.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:30 PM (cWLG3)

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Willowed

I actually designed and implemented the Sony Blu-Ray adhesive facility in the United States. It wasn't big, three tanks and dispensing systems in a prefab type building in a warehouse area of the plant Sony manufactured VHS and other magnetic media.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2026 06:42 PM (Vh9CX)

46 Regarding MTG

Man those anabolic steroids can really fuck up a woman's brain amirite?

Also, I am astounded at the SPEED at which Trump haters will take the literal opposite position of Trump no matter what it is

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 06:42 PM (REq0p)

47 That lunatic from NC was only in the Marine Corps for 4 years, not much of a committment. I guess he was abroad long enough to convert to Islam.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (cWLG3)
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Has that been verified? I saw that he also claims to be a boxing champion and a bunch of other unlikely shit.

I'm going to say he washed out of boot camp or administratively separated but learned enough jargon to be a better faker.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:42 PM (ZOv7s)

48 Stopped buying Levi's a long time ago
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Levi's would be bad for you health in AZ ranch country.
Wrangler's baby.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 06:42 PM (abIsI)

49 Couric doesn't seem to realize that Zoolander was pretty but vacuous as hell. Or maybe she does. Nah

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 06:42 PM (/C62k)

50 43 9
Are the people whose Teslas got keyed going to sue that fvck? PLEASE.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 06:36 PM

At the very least their insurers should be going after him to pay for the repairs.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:41 PM

I wish Elon would fund the lawfare against anyone that does this and make it painful.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 06:43 PM (SF37t)

51 6 Ridiculously good looking ? Governor greaseball ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 06:35 PM (VE6XX)

Ok; have to say this for the post. As an old dude (no h*mo) Henry Cavill is ridiculously good looking.

Greasy Gavin looks like a washed up g*y p*rn star still trying to score phone numbers at the White Swallow Bath House. He oozes desperation for attention. He will probably find action but only if they can make him not talk while they take care of business.

Posted by: Nelly at March 05, 2026 06:43 PM (7gpcF)

52 Greasy Gavin no longer crosses his legs at the knee, he crosses his ankles so Katie can leer at his pathetic package.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 05, 2026 06:44 PM (wBaIH)

53 > Couric: Do you have a Zoolander problem? Are you just ridiculously good looking as Vogue said?

Couric should use that line at Newsome's eugoogly.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2026 06:44 PM (AZYCI)

54 Readers added context
The sen. describes this as “deescalation,” but full vid/reporting show he joined officers by physically grabbing the marines leg then his arm breaks. Reports say the protester was treated for an injury after. The marine did not come to start a confrontation, he protested.

He showed his ass and refused orders from the police.

The leftists are going to keep redefining the word 'protest' until it's synonymous with 'terrorism'.

Wait,... I think they're already 99% there.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (6ydKt)

55 Greasy Gavin looks like a washed up g*y p*rn star still trying to score phone numbers at the White Swallow Bath House. He oozes desperation for attention. He will probably find action but only if they can make him not talk while they take care of business.
Posted by: Nelly at March 05, 2026 06:43 PM (7gpcF)
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He has never been in a competitive election. Same as Kamala.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (ZOv7s)

56 Shouldn't that be "a trans woman of color?"

Posted by: Eeyore at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (AlhUl)

57 47 That lunatic from NC was only in the Marine Corps for 4 years, not much of a committment. I guess he was abroad long enough to convert to Islam.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (cWLG3)
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Has that been verified? I saw that he also claims to be a boxing champion and a bunch of other unlikely shit.

I'm going to say he washed out of boot camp or administratively separated but learned enough jargon to be a better faker.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:42 PM (ZOv7s)
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I read that, though it seemed plausible. The truth will come out since he's running for office in NC (crazy huh).

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (cWLG3)

58 Well, you know, what can I say?

Posted by: Funky Gavin Newsom at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (RIvkX)

59 retaliation against ElonMusk has been given a ONE DAY SUSPENSION from his Minnesota government job

********************

Having worked in government jobs, it's become a tradition that if you want to get rid of a govt employee who's a bad apple, you have to promote them

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (REq0p)

60 I wonder if anybody keyed this guy's car yet

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (n5tGW)

61 Tousi says they are shooting Iranian civilians again.. I wonder if CNN is gonna cover that....

Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 06:37 PM (VE6XX)

When the hell are we going to arm the Iranian people. Let them be the boots on the ground and hunt the scumbags.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (snZF9)

62 For some reason, Bowe Bergdahl has come to mind.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 06:46 PM (XeU6L)

63
Levi Strauss Heir Dan Goldman Distances Himself From Pro-Israel Wife Who 'Liked' Social Media Post From 'God Bless Donald Trump'

So, another self-gasser like Schumer. What the actual fuck is wrong with these people?

Posted by: They really are chickens for Col. Sanders at March 05, 2026 06:46 PM (TbWk/)

64 I don't believe Newsom could do Blue Steel or Magnum.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at March 05, 2026 06:46 PM (Vh9CX)

65 Until Grease makes a comeback, I'd stick with ridiculous looking.

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 06:46 PM (EJWxb)

66 >>Do you have a Zoolander problem? Are you just ridiculously good looking as Vogue said?

The Paolo, he has more of a, how you say, John Holmes problem.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 05, 2026 06:46 PM (Q+gd/)

67 read that, though it seemed plausible. The truth will come out since he's running for office in NC (crazy huh).
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Green Party. No one cares.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 06:46 PM (MGB5H)

68 I'm going to say he washed out of boot camp or administratively separated but learned enough jargon to be a better faker.

==

we will find out more, I am sure; there is also a pic of his bedroom and his duvet is adorned with a massive balestenian flag

Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:46 PM (GD0B3)

69 I think this new J6er should get the full J6 treatment.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 05, 2026 06:47 PM (n5tGW)

70 I find Dan Goldman such an awful human being that I cannot imagine anyone normal being happily married to him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 05, 2026 06:42 PM (rZCVI)

His wife should divorce him and bleed him dry.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 05, 2026 06:47 PM (snZF9)

71 At least they went with woman of color and not that invented "women of cover" bullshit they tried peddling after 9/11.

Posted by: Rex B at March 05, 2026 06:47 PM (aiBxL)

72 I read that, though it seemed plausible. The truth will come out since he's running for office in NC (crazy huh).
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:45 PM (cWLG3)
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My b.s. detector was set off right away. Supposed to believe that a Marine boxing champ marries *that*?

Were they out of strippers that year?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:47 PM (ZOv7s)

73 Goddammit. Did I slip alternate dimensions again? I could've sworn that Dan Goldman was openly gay. Am I at least back in a Bernstein Bears dimension, or no?

Posted by: SciVo at March 05, 2026 06:48 PM (Sy6m/)

74
Why didn't the po-po strip that Marine tunic off him during the arrest?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 05, 2026 06:48 PM (y9nCu)

75 Feel good story of the day: a guy in Middletown NY, sw of me , tried to rob a convenience store. He grabbed money and ran out with a female clerk chasing him. He had a heart attack and died

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 06:48 PM (/C62k)

76 Regarding MTG

Man those anabolic steroids can really fuck up a woman's brain amirite?

I bet she has abnormal hair growth from those steroids.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 06:48 PM (abIsI)

77 37 I'm sure someone else is banging her. Must be, right?

I wouldn't bang her with Rosa DeLauro's dick.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 06:40 PM (abIsI)

Whenever I see her I think a gingerbread house is missing its occupant. She's revolting.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 06:49 PM (SF37t)

78 Feel good story of the day: a guy in Middletown NY, sw of me , tried to rob a convenience store. He grabbed money and ran out with a female clerk chasing him. He had a heart attack and died
Posted by: Smell the Glove at

Well good for him. He died doing something he loved.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 06:49 PM (MGB5H)

79 we will find out more, I am sure; there is also a pic of his bedroom and his duvet is adorned with a massive balestenian flag
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:46 PM (GD0B3)
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His idea of getting attention is to get beaten up. That is 100% loser behavior. All lefty military vets lie about their service. All of them. Walz, the Maryland turd, all of them.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:49 PM (ZOv7s)

80 I don't say this because he's a sleazy Democrat with a high profile, I say this because it's true for me...Gavin Newsome is of average looks, imo. He's not ugly. He's not good looking. He's just there.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 05, 2026 06:49 PM (qBdHI)

81 I swear I thought I read that Goldman was a fag. Like that Murphy dunce.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at March 05, 2026 06:50 PM (cxFcK)

82 >>I'm going to say he washed out of boot camp or administratively separated but learned enough jargon to be a better faker.

People on the right need to stop idealizing the armed forces. It's a job. Any and every asshole who isn't a bonafide retard can sign up and serve.

Those who serve with honor and distinction deserve our respect and praise.

Others deserve the same respect you would give to an average Wal Mart greeter.

Some deserve none at all.

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 06:50 PM (uKtE+)

83 > The Paolo, he has more of a, how you say, John Holmes problem.

HIV infection?

Posted by: bonhomme at March 05, 2026 06:50 PM (AZYCI)

84 9
Are the people whose Teslas got keyed going to sue that fvck? PLEASE.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 06:36 PM (pAy1S)

I can think of better ways to display my displeasure with him. Who would suspect an old man with a cane.

Posted by: javems at March 05, 2026 06:50 PM (zFsEm)

85 His idea of getting attention is to get beaten up. That is 100% loser behavior. All lefty military vets lie about their service. All of them. Walz, the Maryland turd, all of them.

==

and the first ones to yell about being a veteran, whether asked or not

Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:51 PM (GD0B3)

86 I sent Pooky the video of the former Marine, and he says that based on the sounds (I purposely had the sound off), that guy might never use his hand again.

Posted by: pookysgirl doesn't do bone-crunching at March 05, 2026 06:51 PM (Wt5PA)

87 Wrangler's baby.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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A NC corporation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 06:51 PM (XeU6L)

88 21 I love that song and it IS Nuscum all the way. LOL

Posted by: turambar at March 05, 2026 06:52 PM (Q0yOR)

89 ALL democrat males are fags without exception.

Posted by: Arnold Stang at March 05, 2026 06:52 PM (ehY6c)

90 She may be out of MAGA, but Marjorie Taylor Greene is still revered at MUODUWGA (Make Ugly Old Dried Up Whores Great Again)

Posted by: Wally at March 05, 2026 06:52 PM (1uEMB)

91 People on the right need to stop idealizing the armed forces. It's a job. Any and every asshole who isn't a bonafide retard can sign up and serve.

Posted by: garrett at March 05, 2026 06:50 PM (uKtE+)
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One of the guys in my company during Basic actually started wetting his pants during the field exercise. The latrine had a big light over it. Too scared to get out of his foxhole with all the trees around or something.

Keep peeing his pants when we got back. Because it was 2000 and the ranks were thin, he was sent to AIT and left for them to sort out. World class screwups.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:53 PM (ZOv7s)

92 These heirs of great fortune makers are some of the worst of the worst, it seems. Most of them are plagues upon humanity.

Posted by: Lady in Black at March 05, 2026 06:53 PM (qBdHI)

93 Gavin Newsome is of average looks, imo. He's not ugly. He's not good looking. He's just there.

*******************

His look screams inauthentic, with the hair giving me memory triggers of Biden's plugs

he also has the posture of a simp, no muscle tone with a slightly arced back developed over years of sucking ass

it adds to the inauthentic

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 05, 2026 06:54 PM (REq0p)

94 He was fighting back. I decided to help out and deescalate the situation.

This looks odd.

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 06:54 PM (EJWxb)

95 59 retaliation against ElonMusk has been given a ONE DAY SUSPENSION from his Minnesota government job

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Having worked in government jobs, it's become a tradition that if you want to get rid of a govt employee who's a bad apple, you have to promote them
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger

Failing upwards.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 05, 2026 06:54 PM (NkASH)

96 I am disappoint Katie Couric didn't ask Newsom "what enchants you?" A hard-hitting journalistic opportunity missed. Be better, Katie.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 05, 2026 06:54 PM (Ucgf4)

97 So, a wife has opinions of her own, different from her husband and she is shamed for it?
How progressive.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2026 06:55 PM (X/MmC)

98 and the first ones to yell about being a veteran, whether asked or not
Posted by: runner at March 05, 2026 06:51 PM (GD0B3)
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Yep. Like anyone cares but the guy in the produce aisle who thanks you for your service.

"Oh, you're a veteran? Well, just take a dump on the carpet of the hearing room."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:55 PM (ZOv7s)

99 He grabbed money and ran out with a female clerk chasing him. He had a heart attack and died

Dude, you lost a race to a GIRL.

Posted by: Rhadamanthos at March 05, 2026 06:55 PM (gKWVE)

100
Those who serve with honor and distinction deserve our respect and praise.

Others deserve the same respect you would give to an average Wal Mart greeter.

Some deserve none at all.
Posted by: garrett
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As a matter of my role in the service, I resigned myself to the fact that, given the thousands of people involved, there will always be a few bad apples.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 06:56 PM (XeU6L)

101 Yes, he has a Zoolander problem. He can't read good.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 05, 2026 06:56 PM (NYInA)

102
Do you have a Zoolander problem?

Couric should use that line at Newsome's eugoogly.
Posted by: bonhomme

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It'd be hilarious Vance asked him that in a presidential debate.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 05, 2026 06:56 PM (pAy1S)

103 Nonetheless -

Military dot com: 'Marine Veteran Brian McGinnis Removed From Senate Hearing After Protest Over US Policy Toward Israel'

Reading all recommended. Now it's a marine veteran running for office roughed up a bit (allegedly now has a broken arm) and in part by a former Navy Seal in office. And Israel.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 05, 2026 06:56 PM (NFX2v)

104 Imagine being so eager for power you would sell out your wife and people to appease a bunch of lunatic voters. What a fucking coward.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 05, 2026 06:57 PM (viF8m)

105 One of the guys in my company during Basic actually started wetting his pants during the field exercise.

Did they rename the region "Badon Hill"?

Posted by: Sir Robin at March 05, 2026 06:57 PM (gKWVE)

106 Brian McGinnis is the John Murtha of Bowe Bergdalhs.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 05, 2026 06:57 PM (Ucgf4)

107 97 So, a wife has opinions of her own, different from her husband and she is shamed for it?
How progressive.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2026 06:55 PM (X/MmC)

Exactly And he tacitly approves. She married a pussy.

Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (lCppi)

108 101 Yes, he has a Zoolander problem. He can't read good.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 05, 2026 06:56 PM (NYInA)
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He didn't go to the "School for Kids Who Don't Read Good."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (cWLG3)

109 I've asked every AI day if CNN has retracted the story about the united states bombing a girl's school in Iran.

Still no retraction, but now the AI won't even give me an answer

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (pyzA7)

110 So many mentally ill people walk among us. Scary to think about.

Posted by: Heroq at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (SzkLE)

111 Military dot com: 'Marine Veteran Brian McGinnis Removed From Senate Hearing After Protest Over US Policy Toward Israel'
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 05, 2026 06:56 PM (NFX2v)
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Military dot com is not reliable at all. It's like all the Military Times papers that are owned by Gannet and suck ass.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (ZOv7s)

112 96 I am disappoint Katie Couric didn't ask Newsom "what enchants you?" A hard-hitting journalistic opportunity missed. Be better, Katie.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 05, 2026 06:54 PM)

She's always been so nasty, I remember when she asked Barbara Bush on the today show if Barbara really thought character matters in a president. Barbara responded of course I do Katie, don't you? And Katie got mad and said I'm asking the questions here.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (SF37t)

113 101 Yes, he has a Zoolander problem. He can't read good.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at March 05, 2026 06:56 PM (NYInA)

Stop making fun of his learing disabilities!

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (6ydKt)

114 The crazy guy with no eyebrows looks crazy.

Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (lCppi)

115 6 Ridiculously good looking ? Governor greaseball ?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 05, 2026 06:35 PM (VE6XX)

I know...Gov Greaseball is not at the top of my list of good-looking men. I mean, I guess he's a little more handsome than Jerry Nadler, but it's a low bar.

Newsome is average at best.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 05, 2026 07:00 PM (zYpTz)

116 and the first ones to yell about being a veteran, whether asked or not
Posted by: runner
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It's been a while since we had a post by 'A severely conservative decorated veteran'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 07:00 PM (XeU6L)

117 it's become a tradition that if you want to get rid of a govt employee who's a bad apple, you have to promote them
(REq0p)

They tried that with Mao after his leap forward failed.

Posted by: the Cultural Revolution at March 05, 2026 07:00 PM (gKWVE)

118 I feel sure if I ever had to talk to MTG face to face my response, no matter the subject, would include the word, "rhinoplasty." Which is fitting due to the RINO part. But also true because she has a potato nose that I focus on and nothing else.

Regarding the fake Marine in his polyester pants (no one will convince me he's a real Marine unless DEI hire): I think his elbow was dislocated with the crack I heard. I don't really care, but could volunteer to pop it back in without anesthesia. In the ED they do give you happy drugs to pop that or a shoulder back in. I watched it enough I think I could do it, no charge.

I loved the Capitol Police at the end of a video who says, weary, "Just turn loose." Eejit.

Which brings me to IF he is a Marine he needs, even after 20yrs (I could be making this up and don't care) to be in trouble for wearing his uniform when not on duty. I'd say Leavenworth would probably have a psych ward.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2026 07:00 PM (WONhk)

119 Gavin is gonna kill that claymation guy.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 05, 2026 07:00 PM (TdYBy)

120 @116 Subject matter experts are welcome.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:01 PM (cWLG3)

121 115 The crazy guy with no eyebrows looks crazy.

Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (lCppi)

Reminds me of the big blue bastard in Prometheus.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:01 PM (6ydKt)

122 Funny how some dumbass gets some pussy and ass off of some moslem chick and all of a sudden they are pro-death, pro-palestine and a dirty moslem lover.

Pussy Runs The World.

Posted by: Dr. Quest, Not A Closeted Homosexual at March 05, 2026 07:01 PM (Ksqrb)

123 It's been a while since we had a post by 'A severely conservative decorated veteran'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 07:00 PM (XeU6L)
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Who wears a 20 year old dress uniform from your single enlistment to testify at a hearing? If you want the vet cred, wear a hat or a jacket. Screams being fake.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 07:01 PM (ZOv7s)

124 Does Nuscum think Pelosi is going to ease him into the Oval office? He just looks so pleased with himself all the time. What a slimeball. He is a child of Zuggtmoy. Or a lovechild of Iuz and Graz'zt.

Posted by: turambar at March 05, 2026 07:02 PM (Q0yOR)

125 bad news. ace website has so little traffic now that they want pay us to troll hear anymore. it was nice trolling you jews. think you for the memeries
====

This is priceless ROFL
Thank you

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 07:02 PM (RIvkX)

126 raimondo ! Glad to see your bottom surgery went well. Now go suck you mothers dick.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 07:02 PM (abIsI)

127 Next! McGinness goes trans. Changes name to Babs. Sad he has no hair to die purple.

He sure is ugly! Apparently hairless as well with no eyebrows. Not that I would want to know about the rest.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2026 07:03 PM (WONhk)

128 Gov Greaseball is not at the top of my list of good-looking men. I mean, I guess he's a little more handsome than Jerry Nadler, but it's a low bar.

*slicks hair*
*sprays Scope in mouth*
*adjusts belt*

Posted by: Gov Pritzker at March 05, 2026 07:03 PM (gKWVE)

129 115 The crazy guy with no eyebrows looks crazy.

Posted by: LASue

He looks like a sodomite.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 07:03 PM (abIsI)

130 Newsome is a pretty boy and has a look that appeals to some, IYKWIMAITYD

Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 07:03 PM (lCppi)

131 I don't really care, but could volunteer to pop it back in without anesthesia. In the ED they do give you happy drugs to pop that or a shoulder back in. I watched it enough I think I could do it, no charge.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2026 07:00 PM (WONhk)

Real men pop their joints back in like Mel Gibson in Lethal Weapon.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:03 PM (6ydKt)

132 Awww. Rainmandodo is feeling left out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 07:04 PM (XeU6L)

133 I don't understand something. These assholes that disrupt meetings can only be there after a security check, AND they must be sponsored by a sitting member of the committee.

So why don't we hold the committee member who sponsored them accountable? They are intentionally disrupting these meetings.

Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 05, 2026 07:04 PM (HRH9e)

134 I don't understand something. These assholes that disrupt meetings can only be there after a security check, AND they must be sponsored by a sitting member of the committee.

So why don't we hold the committee member who sponsored them accountable? They are intentionally disrupting these meetings.
Posted by: The Whine Guy

Something to consider.

Posted by: Weak Leadership at March 05, 2026 07:06 PM (abIsI)

135 133 I don't understand something. These assholes that disrupt meetings can only be there after a security check, AND they must be sponsored by a sitting member of the committee.

So why don't we hold the committee member who sponsored them accountable? They are intentionally disrupting these meetings.
Posted by: The Whine Guy at March 05, 2026 07:04 PM (HRH9e)
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Good point. He wouldn't have had a current military ID either.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:06 PM (cWLG3)

136
She's always been so nasty, I remember when she asked Barbara Bush on the today show if Barbara really thought character matters in a president. Barbara responded of course I do Katie, don't you? And Katie got mad and said I'm asking the questions here.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (SF37t)

To love yourself so much you show us the inside of your colon is taking narcissism to an extreme.

Colonic narcissism.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2026 07:06 PM (WONhk)

137 The Whine Guy, nailed that one , you did.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 07:06 PM (+nEug)

138 Governor, I served with Silky Pony. I knew Silky Pony. Silky Pony was a friend of mine. Governor, you're no Silky Pony."

Posted by: banana -The Gipper- Dream at March 05, 2026 07:07 PM (3uBP9)

139 You can get paid to troll here?

Well, that explains the prolific pro-penguin posts.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 05, 2026 07:07 PM (0sNs1)

140 The Whine Guy

Accountability? In Congress? Where TF have you been? 404. Not found.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 05, 2026 07:07 PM (u82oZ)

141 MTG was always a lunatic. Many chose to ignore the signs.

Posted by: Heroq at March 05, 2026 07:07 PM (SzkLE)

142 I think Couric figured out the problem with the billion dollar California train- Gov Zoolander scaled
It to fit in his garage and be ridden by ants

Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 07:08 PM (lCppi)

143 He looks like a sodomite.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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Possibly catamite.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 07:08 PM (XeU6L)

144 That McGinnis asshole is a bizarre looking freak. Like Jar Jar Binks meets Ron Howard, and winds up with a cock shaped mouth.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2026 07:08 PM (Mrt+u)

145 Mayor Lurie thus far is a better Levi Strauss heir than Goldman

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 07:09 PM (/C62k)

146 144 That McGinnis asshole is a bizarre looking freak. Like Jar Jar Binks meets Ron Howard, and winds up with a cock shaped mouth.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2026 07:08 PM (Mrt+u)
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Looks like one of the biker gang members in "Weird Science."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:09 PM (cWLG3)

147 Katie just wants to date him.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2026 07:10 PM (8Daph)

148 If I was Musk, I'd sue civilly for damages.Even if I didn't win, I'd tie the guy up and make his life miserable

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 05, 2026 07:10 PM (20pGq)

149 MTG should show her tits to draw attention away from her nose. And the stupid shit runing out her mouf.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2026 07:11 PM (Mrt+u)

150 Looks like one of the biker gang members in "Weird Science."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:09 PM (cWLG3)

Sloth from The Goonies.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:11 PM (6ydKt)

151 I think he looks kinda like the mutant in The Hills Have Eyes sans the cock shaped mouth.

Posted by: Weak Leadership at March 05, 2026 07:12 PM (abIsI)

152 Mayor Lurie thus far is a better Levi Strauss heir than Goldman
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 07:09 PM (/C62k)
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News today
Noem to Lurie: Thanks for the help

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 05, 2026 07:12 PM (RIvkX)

153 I think Couric just torpedoed Gov Zoolanders further political ambitions Thanks Katie!

Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 07:12 PM (lCppi)

154 MTG’s IQ is about an average Georgia summer day.

Posted by: Heroq at March 05, 2026 07:12 PM (SzkLE)

155 Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2026 07:06 PM (WONhk)

I read your testimony at the end of the other thread and enjoyed it

Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 07:14 PM (vE0+H)

156 ----
Good point. He wouldn't have had a current military ID either.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO
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I still have a Meal Card...would that work?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 05, 2026 07:14 PM (XeU6L)

157 I've seen photos of MTG and it appears she has a 5 o'clock shadow, at 10 o'clock in the morning. She is really a guy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 07:15 PM (abIsI)

158 Would it be mean to suggest that Tilda Swinton play Brian McGinnis in the Amazon Prime movie?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 05, 2026 07:15 PM (Ucgf4)

159 I wonder if trolls get paid by the post, or by the hour?

I mean, you could do worse for work from home, amirite?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 05, 2026 07:16 PM (zYpTz)

160 Coulter, when she was good, called Couric the "affable Eva Braun of morning TV". LOL

Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 07:16 PM (vE0+H)

161 8 Would it be mean to suggest that Tilda Swinton play Brian McGinnis in the Amazon Prime movie?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 05, 2026 07:15 PM (Ucgf4)

Not mean - just 100 percent accurate

Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 07:17 PM (lCppi)

162 And that was back in 2002. She was way ahead of her time.

Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 07:17 PM (vE0+H)

163 151 I think he looks kinda like the mutant in The Hills Have Eyes sans the cock shaped mouth.
Posted by: Weak Leadership at March 05, 2026 07:12 PM (abIsI)

It's driving me crazy, he looks like a zombie or something from a movie that I can't remember or it's from a music video from NiN or Tool or something.
I'll think of it in the middle of the night.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 07:18 PM (SF37t)

164 Lesbian ‘DEI Hire’ Captain of New Zealand Navy Ship That Ran Aground Has Been Charged With Negligence, Will Face Court-Martial Over the Sinking

New Zealand has a navy?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 07:18 PM (abIsI)

165 The whole manwhore theme on the left is weird. John Edwards, Gavin, it's all weird. I mean, there are attractive R chick pols. But I would never even contemplate voting for one based on their looks. But it seems to work with the left and their manwhores.

I assume it's that chicks find them attractive. Maybe that's the wrong idea and actually they see them as monsters, like all the, "Ravaged By a Centaur" books.

Chicks man....

Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 07:18 PM (3uBP9)

166 She may be out of MAGA, but Marjorie Taylor Greene is still revered at MUODUWGA (Make Ugly Old Dried Up Whores Great Again)
Posted by: Wally at March 05, 2026 06:52 PM (1uEMB

And she's not just a member. She's also the president.

Posted by: ... at March 05, 2026 07:19 PM (vE0+H)

167 159 I wonder if trolls get paid by the post, or by the hour?

I mean, you could do worse for work from home, amirite?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 05, 2026 07:16 PM (zYpTz)

I wouldn't assume they have a home Either bots or working as part of a massive Chinese organization- the pictures of how its done are really bizarre.

Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 07:20 PM (lCppi)

168 157 I've seen photos of MTG and it appears she has a 5 o'clock shadow, at 10 o'clock in the morning. She is really a guy.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 07:15 PM (abIsI)
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I wonder if datarepublican could connect her to Qatar? Whatever prompted her abrupt decision to retire from the House is probably also responsible for her latest world view.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:20 PM (cWLG3)

169 It's driving me crazy, he looks like a zombie or something from a movie that I can't remember or it's from a music video from NiN or Tool or something.
I'll think of it in the middle of the night.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 07:18 PM (SF37t)

The vampire-zombie creatures in that TV show The Strain had that bald, no eyebrows look.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)

170 @jlippincott_
Under the old law of war that existed prior to WWII, outright assassination of a foreign head of state was condemned by all civilized powers.

He's not exactly getting ratioed for this, but the top comments disagree.
A good analogy (which others are making) is, Britain's Bastard-Brigade attempted to assassinate the Austrian painter. Nobody attempted to assassinate Emperor Hirohito. So, I'll try to explain this . . .
The Austrian painter was a dictator with dubious connection with Germany's tradition of rulership. Hirohito was the legitimate spiritual head of Japan, however he may or may not have behaved. You might be able to work with the Japanese people through him.
Maybe Khomeini qualified as a Hirohito. The Khamanei dynasty, which it now is, cannot. These guys did not rise up properly through the old Shi'a system. They are just politicians and thugs.
So, screw them.

Posted by: Gov Pritzker at March 05, 2026 07:21 PM (gKWVE)

171 wouldn't assume they have a home Either bots or working as part of a massive Chinese organization- the pictures of how its done are really bizarre.
Posted by: LASue at March

Thousand monkeys on typewriters?

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 05, 2026 07:21 PM (MGB5H)

172 Posted by: raimondo at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (ipJEy)

Almost palinsteel or raykon worth but I suppose it's the best you have ever done.

you go girl!

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 05, 2026 07:21 PM (FylAi)

173 sockfayle

Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 07:21 PM (gKWVE)

174 Goldman is a sleaze, an opportunist, and a traitor to his Jewish culture and religion.

F*ck him.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 05, 2026 07:21 PM (n9ltV)

175 Katie Couric bravely showed American her colon in a live colonoscopy. There was fecal matter everywhere. She did the same thing in the year 2000 on Today.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson at March 05, 2026 07:21 PM (wGerL)

176 The vampire-zombie creatures in that TV show The Strain had that bald, no eyebrows look.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)

He looks like the singer of Midnight Oil.

Big leftists.

Posted by: Kangaroo Joe at March 05, 2026 07:22 PM (Ksqrb)

177 I wouldn't assume they have a home Either bots or working as part of a massive Chinese organization- the pictures of how its done are really bizarre.
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 07:20 PM (lCppi)
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Childish insults and bad grammar, especially when called out, have all the hallmarks of a Chinese paid troll.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:22 PM (cWLG3)

178 Breaking: The Brady Bunch house is now officially a California landmark.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 07:23 PM (abIsI)

179 I wouldn't assume they have a home Either bots or working as part of a massive Chinese organization- the pictures of how its done are really bizarre.
Posted by: LASue at March 05, 2026 07:20 PM (lCppi)

That makes more sense than what I envisioned.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at March 05, 2026 07:23 PM (zYpTz)

180 It's driving me crazy, he looks like a zombie or something from a movie that I can't remember or it's from a music video from NiN or Tool or something.
I'll think of it in the middle of the night.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 07:18 PM (SF37t)
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That's when you open your eyes and see him standing over your bed.

Sleep tight!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2026 07:24 PM (ESVrU)

181 "New Zealand has a navy?"

Past tense. Had. Had one ship. It ran aground. Now it has no ships.

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 05, 2026 07:24 PM (FylAi)

182 Have you seen the video of the morality police woman on the train video? Look at that insane bitch's eyes.

Do we know that's an actual woman or is "she" a state-transed catamite?

Not that a woman couldn't or wouldn't be that vicious, but state policies on homosexuality mean that they likely have a lot more emasculated castrati running around in women's clothing that we do.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2026 07:24 PM (a+4eV)

183 It's been a while since we had a post by 'A severely conservative decorated veteran'.

The old way was "A severely conservative decorated veteran who has voted for a Republican President since Garfield"

Posted by: Mallamutt, RINO President for Life at March 05, 2026 07:25 PM (XEtb+)

184 It's hilarious. Only Jews and Protestants and Muzzies believe in divorce.

The Catholic Church forbids it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 07:25 PM (qFwJc)

185 181 "New Zealand has a navy?"

Past tense. Had. Had one ship. It ran aground. Now it has no ships.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 05, 2026 07:24 PM (FylAi)
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Don't tell me... the captain was a woman. *hides*

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:26 PM (cWLG3)

186 He looks like the singer of Midnight Oil.

Big leftists.

Posted by: Kangaroo Joe at March 05, 2026 07:22 PM (Ksqrb)

Their one hit song is total Aussie-Lefty whining.

I liked it when I was like 12, though.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:26 PM (6ydKt)

187 Retardo!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 05, 2026 07:26 PM (h6CE+)

188 Not sure what the Zoolander problem is. Is that where we don't know if Katie is gonna suck Newsome off, or if he is gonna suck himself off?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2026 07:26 PM (9QKnw)

189 Lesbian ‘DEI Hire’ Captain of New Zealand Navy Ship That Ran Aground Has Been Charged With Negligence, Will Face Court-Martial Over the Sinking

Good. Bust her DEI ass to Seaman 1st Class.

Posted by: Horatio Hornblower at March 05, 2026 07:27 PM (Ksqrb)

190 Under the old law of war that existed prior to WWII, outright assassination of a foreign head of state was condemned by all civilized powers.

a) they didn't want people getting that kind of idea about them
b) you can't ransom a captured king if you've killed him

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2026 07:27 PM (a+4eV)

191
The vampire-zombie creatures in that TV show The Strain had that bald, no eyebrows look.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:20 PM (6ydKt)

It's very close but it's not the one I'm picturing in my head. I think it may have been a music video. Or I imagined it.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 07:27 PM (SF37t)

192 184 It's hilarious. Only Jews and Protestants and Muzzies believe in divorce.

The Catholic Church forbids it.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 07:25 PM (qFwJc)

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Not really. It's frowned upon, but if you can get an anullment it's all good.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:27 PM (cWLG3)

193 Technically, you can divorce if your spouse is a total shitbag.

But you are stuck. Unless there are grounds for an annulment, but there are many.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 07:28 PM (qFwJc)

194 I've been the only person posting Zoolander "blue steel" images on Newsom's various xtwitter propaganda accounts for months and now Couric repeats my counter-propaganda.

Reported as a bot numerous times and xtwitter's AI forcing me to prove I'm human via image association tests.

Posted by: 13times at March 05, 2026 07:28 PM (UVL7B)

195 Aground isn't suck maybe

Posted by: Skip at March 05, 2026 07:28 PM (Ia/+0)

196 Governor, why is my babymaker squishy? Are you just that dreamy? Do you bless the rains down in Africa?

Posted by: Katie Couric at March 05, 2026 07:28 PM (TdYBy)

197
Sleep tight!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 05, 2026 07:24 PM (ESVrU)

No no no no, I am not adopting my own sleep paralysis demon.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 05, 2026 07:28 PM (SF37t)

198 Katie gets a pass from me for the colonoscopy since her DH died of ass cancer. On that one thing i think Couric genuinely was using her fame to promote a medical screening she wishes her husband would have gotten.

She was in commercials on INSP promoting the poop sample screening tests for people who can't mentally deal with a camera up their colon.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2026 07:28 PM (vlkz/)

199 Couric and Newsom.
Two has-beens desperately seeking relevance.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 05, 2026 07:28 PM (2WIwB)

200
Pussy Runs The World.
Posted by: Dr. Quest

A solute shame we cannot bottle that upand sell it a pump like gasoline.

Wait. There's a scntily clad you lass trying to get me attention. Stand by.

Ummm.

I need to get back to y'all.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 05, 2026 07:29 PM (QVmho)

201 It's frowned upon, but if you can get an anullment it's all good.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Are annulments allowed after you've had kids (Like on the grounds that you married under false pretenses), or does that just render any offspring bastards?

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2026 07:29 PM (a+4eV)

202 164 Lesbian ‘DEI Hire’ Captain of New Zealand Navy Ship That Ran Aground Has Been Charged With Negligence, Will Face Court-Martial Over the Sinking

New Zealand has a navy?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 07:18 PM (abIsI)

Down by Half since she sunk one.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2026 07:29 PM (mP0Kj)

203 FeatherBlade: yeah, ransom was a big moneymaker in the days of the Crusades. And not just between Christians and Muslims, Leopold nabbed Richard I of England and Normandy because, I guess, he could.
I suppose we could sell Maduro back to Venezuela but it doesn't seem like they want him.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 07:29 PM (gKWVE)

204 An annulment is a declaration from the Church that a valid marriage never existed. Like when my son married a Jew.

Or when a young girl gets married because she is pregnant.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 07:30 PM (qFwJc)

205
I swear to all the pagan tech goddesses that i am gonna hunt down the autocucomber engineers and force them grill and eat their own genitals.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 05, 2026 07:30 PM (QVmho)

206 New Zealand has a navy?
Posted by: Maj. Healey

If they can find a tow truck, yes, they have a Navy.

Posted by: t-bird at March 05, 2026 07:30 PM (EJWxb)

207 185 181 "New Zealand has a navy?"

Past tense. Had. Had one ship. It ran aground. Now it has no ships.
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 05, 2026 07:24 PM (FylAi)
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Don't tell me... the captain was a woman. *hides*

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:26 PM (cWLG3)

They had at least two ships.

The one that was brand new with a female captain and it ran aground because they didn't think to turn the auto-pilot off when they tried to do a manual turn and hit a sandbar near Samoa.

The other ship had a female captain and it also sustained major damage when they ran it into a pier during an exercise.

I think they still have a few spares (ships and female captains).

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:31 PM (6ydKt)

208 NZ captain's crew forgot to turn off the autopilot. Hit reef. Went glug-glug

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 05, 2026 07:31 PM (/C62k)

209 nood

cafe

Posted by: banana Dream at March 05, 2026 07:32 PM (3uBP9)

210 Breaking: The Brady Bunch house is now officially a California landmark.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 05, 2026 07:23 PM (abIsI)

But...they were a bunch of honkies!

Evil, evil honkies full of the Debbil!

Posted by: Frederick Douglass Haynes III, Rayciss at March 05, 2026 07:32 PM (Ksqrb)

211 Nood Cafe.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 05, 2026 07:32 PM (Ucgf4)

212 192 184 It's hilarious. Only Jews and Protestants and Muzzies believe in divorce.

The Catholic Church forbids it.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 07:25 PM (qFwJc)

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Not really. It's frowned upon, but if you can get an anullment it's all good.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:27 PM (cWLG3)

Have an Ex Lady Friend who was divorced and Catholic... she tried to explain that she could just not REMARRY...

Yeah... yer hawt, but I don't think that is how it works.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 05, 2026 07:32 PM (mP0Kj)

213 PDT mentioned today the money that Venezuela was making off of sending their oil here.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 05, 2026 07:32 PM (+nEug)

214 Would it be mean to suggest that Tilda Swinton play Brian McGinnis in the Amazon Prime movie?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at March 05, 2026 07:15 PM (Ucgf4

Get one of them sad cancer make a wish kids.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 05, 2026 07:32 PM (06Hmj)

215 Nood spiders in the cafe

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:32 PM (6ydKt)

216 I heard of a guy seeking an annulment. It was ugly. When he had a to attest that his kids were bastards, he walked away.
I think the priest phrased the wrong words?

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 07:32 PM (qFwJc)

217 Like when my son married a Jew.

Those Semitic boobies will always get you

Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 07:33 PM (gKWVE)

218 oh wait, it's 'acrophobia' not arachnophobia.

My bad.

Nood acros in the cafe.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:33 PM (6ydKt)

219 201 It's frowned upon, but if you can get an anullment it's all good.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO

Are annulments allowed after you've had kids (Like on the grounds that you married under false pretenses), or does that just render any offspring bastards?
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 05, 2026 07:29 PM (a+4eV)
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"If you hurl and blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours.
If you spew and she bolts, it was never meant to be."

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:33 PM (cWLG3)

220 Military dot com is not reliable at all. It's like all the Military Times papers that are owned by Gannet and suck ass.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 05, 2026 06:58 PM (ZOv7s)

The Military Crimes

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 07:33 PM (hJH5n)

221 She was in commercials on INSP promoting the poop sample screening tests for people who can't mentally deal with a camera up their colon.
Posted by: PaleRider at March 05, 2026 07:28 PM (vlkz/)

Oh, I know about her first colonoscopy. I think she filmed the second one as well. I didn't watch as I saw photos of my own that apparently made the centerfold of magazines the GI doc was so pleased...with the torure prep.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 05, 2026 07:33 PM (WONhk)

222 I suppose we could sell Maduro back to Venezuela but it doesn't seem like they want him.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 05, 2026 07:29 PM (gKWVE)

It is pretty much a conclusion that Delcy Rodriguez betrayed Maduro, but it might have been her negotiating on his behalf behind his wife's and the security head's backs.
And now Venezuela is getting its political prisoners released, and market price for its oil and gold dore, and it is being banked at their need in Qatar instead of being stolen via US or ICJ judge, so it is looking like that was a good choice.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 07:34 PM (rbvCR)

223

No no no no, I am not adopting my own sleep paralysis demon.
Posted by: CaliGirl

Oooo! Ooooo!

Describe your own personal sleep paralisis demon!

Mine is a pedantic GS14 reviewing my analysis and pointing out stuff he told me to change (it's changed to what he asked for) and suddenly it reverts back to the original plots and graphs with the original legend color schemes. I'm trying to reach for the Mossberg deck sweeper, but the bastard is sitting on me and I can't move.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at March 05, 2026 07:35 PM (QVmho)

224 Also, the US is buying that market price gold and oil with Treasuries which are accepted everywhere Iranian Rials are not

Posted by: Kindltot at March 05, 2026 07:35 PM (rbvCR)

225 186 He looks like the singer of Midnight Oil.

Big leftists.

Posted by: Kangaroo Joe at March 05, 2026 07:22 PM (Ksqrb)

Their one hit song is total Aussie-Lefty whining.

I liked it when I was like 12, though.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:26 PM (6ydKt)

Did you know that Peter Garrett was once in the Australian Senate?

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 07:35 PM (hJH5n)

226 CNN Iran (today) - All the shops are open...
CNN Iran (yesterday) - The entire country has been bombed and the childrens are dead...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 05, 2026 07:36 PM (/lPRQ)

227 146 144 That McGinnis asshole is a bizarre looking freak. Like Jar Jar Binks meets Ron Howard, and winds up with a cock shaped mouth.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 05, 2026 07:08 PM (Mrt+u)
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Looks like one of the biker gang members in "Weird Science."
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:09 PM (cWLG3)

Except Michael Berryman is, by all accounts, a really good dude.

Posted by: Don't insult Michael Berryman like that! at March 05, 2026 07:36 PM (TbWk/)

228 207
They had at least two ships.

The one that was brand new with a female captain and it ran aground because they didn't think to turn the auto-pilot off when they tried to do a manual turn and hit a sandbar near Samoa.

The other ship had a female captain and it also sustained major damage when they ran it into a pier during an exercise.

I think they still have a few spares (ships and female captains).
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:31 PM (6ydKt)

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Space Ice seems to know what he's talking about.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 05, 2026 07:36 PM (cWLG3)

229 I am too much of a gentleman to ask you if she was putting out.

Fornication is something priests hear all the time.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 05, 2026 07:38 PM (qFwJc)

230 147 Katie just wants to date him.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 05, 2026 07:10 PM (8Daph)

Katie and Gavin siting in a tree…

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 07:38 PM (hJH5n)

231 Did you know that Peter Garrett was once in the Australian Senate?

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 05, 2026 07:35 PM (hJH5n)

Nope, had no idea.
Never really kept up with the band.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 05, 2026 07:38 PM (6ydKt)

232 Brattleboro is geering up for Pride Month, it's only7 Weeks away! We would like your input on any floats, exhibits, or gay enttertainers of coler you would like to see! The Womyn's Institute has grants and funding to make your queerest dreems come true! Come join us!

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein Of Brattleboro, VT at March 05, 2026 07:39 PM (oftw2)

233 If you get a decree of nullity, you were never really married, so you don’t need a divorce, even in the Roman Church.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 05, 2026 07:45 PM (zkvbx)

234 The guy who keyed the Teslas, Dylan Bryan Adams, should be sued in civil court for, at a minimum, the actual.damages, then add in that favorite of personal injury attorneys, emotional distress, and ask for a million bucks per incident.
Set up.a fund to pay for this and I'd donate.

Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 07:45 PM (sR2WI)

235 Sorry, but the pop-up ads on this site almost make it unusable. The mobile view has been bad for some time, but now I get pop-ups that say I can close them in 5 seconds....but you can't. Grrr.

Posted by: Mike at March 05, 2026 07:46 PM (ugdIT)

236 That's no Marine. No Marine would act like that. He'd get drunk, start a fight, and bang the Senator's daughter, but he'd never act like that in uniform.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 05, 2026 07:57 PM (P4bJX)

237 Katie Kurveh looks really old.

Posted by: avi at March 05, 2026 08:13 PM (ieodf)

238 Have an Ex Lady Friend who was divorced and Catholic... she tried to explain that she could just not REMARRY...

Yeah... yer hawt, but I don't think that is how it works.
Posted by: Romeo13
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So, she was explaining that "living in sin" was just fine with her?
What's that old saying about gift horses and mouths?

And, divorces are only verboten for marriages performed in the Church.

Posted by: buddhaha at March 05, 2026 08:22 PM (sR2WI)

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