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"Big Tish" James, AG and Celebrated Mortage Fraudster, Orders NY Hospital to Resume Transitioning Children After It Quits the Grisly Business
This will result in the hospital losing federal funding.
Big Tish doesn't have any way to make up for that funding, nor did she promise that NY would set up a special fund to replace the federal funds. She just wants the hospital to cut off children's breasts and dicks and suck up the funding shortfall. Maybe she'll give them tips on how to defraud the mortgage system to raise some cash.
New York Attorney General Letitia James ordered NYU Langone, one of the Big Apple's largest hospitals, to reinstate gender-affirming care for minors -- before ominously warning it would face "further action" if it did not comply. In a letter sent to the health care system on Feb. 25, the Empire State's chief lawyer claimed the absence of the Transgender Youth Health Program was "jeopardizing" health care access to vulnerable New Yorkers. "NYU Langone appears to be suddenly and indefinitely cancelling transgender children's future appointments thereby jeopardizing access to medically necessary healthcare for some of the most vulnerable New Yorkers," the letter read.
New York Attorney General Letitia James speaks at a protest against ICE in Manhattan.New York Attorney General Letitia James speaks to the crowd at a protest event in Manhattan organized by The Public Theater in response to recent actions by Federal Agents of the Immigration and Naturalization Service (I.C.E) in Minnesota. ZUMAPRESS.com The medical center "permanently" axed the program in February after the Trump administration threatened to yank federal funding to the hospital if it continued providing gender-affirming care. "Given the recent departure of our medical director, coupled with the current regulatory environment, we made the difficult decision to discontinue our Transgender Youth Health Program," a NYU Langone spokesman told The Post in February. "We are committed to helping patients in our care manage this change. This does not impact our pediatric mental health care programs, which will continue." James claimed that NYU Langone's decision violated New York's anti-discrimination laws after the hospital voluntarily made the change instead of being forced by any law. "NYU Langone's change in policy is self-imposed; there has been no change in federal law to require the cessation of medically necessary transgender healthcare," the letter added.
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NYU Langone was one of several high-profile hospitals to pause its gender-affirming care for youth after President Trump threatened to remove federal funding from medical centers treating trans minors late last year. After dissolving the program, NYU Langone's website changed the "Trangender Youth Health Program" to the current "Gender & Sexuality Service.
Jonathan Turley calls this an assertion of authoritarian and insurrectionary state power against the federal government.
If states are now free to ignore federal law, then I have a long list of federal laws states should nullify. Beginning with the Warren Court judge-made law that states are compelled to spend citizen taxpayer dollars on the care, education, and welfare of illegal alien children illegally present in the state. But I wouldn't stop there. Not even close.
James's move could trigger a fascinating challenge. In the Feb. 25 letter signed by the attorney general's health care bureau chief, Darsana Srinivasan, the state said that the federal regulatory change did not affect a "medical institution's existing duties and obligations under New York law." That raises an interesting conflict between state and federal regulations. The letter gives the hospital until March 11 to comply and resume these treatments. Effectively, James is ordering the hospital to defy the federal government. However, the hospital, not James or the state, would bear the financial and regulatory consequences. ... The problem with a federal challenge is that nothing in the New York threat prevents the federal government from carrying out its intent to cut off funding. Hospitals would have to choose between penalties in New York or loss of funding in Washington. Nevertheless, New York's move is a direct attack on the enforcement of federal policy by state hospitals.
BREAKING: NY AG Letitia James has issued a letter to NYU Langone ORDERING them to resume the genital and chemical castration of CHILDREN after the hospital shut down its transgender youth program.
— Libs of TikTok (@libsoftiktok) March 3, 2026
This is how desperate Democrats are to mutilate your kids. pic.twitter.com/cHmGJUWgrj
NEW: New York AG Letitia James is instructing a Manhattan hospital to resume offering transgender treatments to youth after it ended them, citing in part the "regulatory environment."
— Fox News (@FoxNews) March 4, 2026
James’ office threatened "further action" if the hospital does not immediately resume offering… pic.twitter.com/fz43sBhdNk
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 03:22 PM (Kt19C)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 04, 2026 03:31 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (VE6XX)
Posted by: Joe Mama at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (TezPK)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Open rage is her only politics.
Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (Y8DZL)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 03:34 PM (Wmg4n)
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 03:34 PM (Wmg4n)
A lot of it seems to be demonic possession.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:35 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:35 PM (e5WJR)
BTW in a bit of irony, Fatty James also doesn’t want the new food pyramid in NY. She might have to eat a salad.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 04, 2026 03:35 PM (XFXIk)
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Maybe if they focused on treating trannyism as the mental disorder that it is, they'd actually be helping young folks in their pediatric medical care programs.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (TzUrJ)
1934 NFA
1968 GCA
1986 GCA
For starters.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (zZu0s)
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They just want to visit each other in the hospital.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
230 We sent a message that cannot be ignored.
Texans stand for America, not Sharia."
All well and good, but the problem I have with this is that this is good red meat fodder for RINOs to hide behind while doing real damage.
Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 03:37 PM (fYhK6)
If somebody ever asked me what 400 pounds of beef fat in a dress looked like, I’d point to this picture.
Posted by: Vengeance at March 04, 2026 03:37 PM (XFXIk)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (Kt19C)
That will about the same amount of consent a child would have to be mutilated.
Posted by: The_Hoser at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (H4qGm)
Posted by: Vengeance at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (XFXIk)
Why do I expect this will lead to years of litigation that go nowhere all well the hospital continues to mutilate children?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (TzUrJ)
Always the way it is.
Bonus points for going back and checking to see if anyone replied to a particularly good bit of wit you displayed in a very late comment.
Extra credit if you posted the comment AFTER the nood call unknowingly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (zZu0s)
Excellent!!!
My plans for neighborhood conquest will continue!
*taps fingertips together*
*laughs maniacally*
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (2WIwB)
Sick. Sick.....sick....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (AlhUl)
Posted by: Octochicken at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (oCS0o)
Are we saying that Satanists still had jobs at said hospital?
Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 03:39 PM (MJOSJ)
@AndrewKolvet
Just spoke with Steve Toth who defeated Dan Crenshaw in TX-02 Republican primary last night. He's served with Dem. Senate nominee James Talarico in the Texas House, and held NOTHING back:
"I served with James Talarico from 2019 to today. This guy is as evil as they come. There is a darkness to this man's life. If you doubt that there is a wickedness and evil and a demonic presence in the world, you only have to look at James Talarico. He's an awful, awful person."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 03:39 PM (diia5)
My list of people that need to be ended just quadrupled.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 03:40 PM (pKr8Y)
/sarc
Posted by: Vengeance at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (XFXIk)
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I suspect its for some of the same reasons that Starbucks is moving their global HQs out of Washington state to Tennessee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 03:40 PM (2WIwB)
Posted by: Octochicken at March 04, 2026 03:40 PM (oCS0o)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 04, 2026 03:40 PM (YlWIZ)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (0N4FZ)
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (wa/yD)
It is currently against the law in NYS to amputate a healthy organ.
Well red area sheriffs STEP UP AND ARREST ONE OF THESE BUTCHERS when they work on a kid from your county.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (9U6Wl)
Plus, the billionaires funding the movement really hate you and know this shit pisses you off.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (jtM2q)
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (WONhk)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (TzUrJ)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (e5WJR)
• Ignore all OSHA, EEOC, EPA and NFA laws!
• Taxes optional
• Reinstate slavery
• Print our own money
• ACA mandates are over
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 03:42 PM (WCaCG)
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 03:42 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 03:39 PM (diia5)
Bring receipts and make that your campaign.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
You realise that you just pissed of 99.99% of white women?
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at March 04, 2026 03:43 PM (bgJ0E)
When NYS killing Peanut the Squirrel made the news I went into some state animal forums and saw many many people arguing "we need to do something to stop this!" So I pointed out the guy who made that decision was appointed by Gov Hochul. If you approve of it your should vote for her, if you opposed the decision you should vote against.
And that quickly turned into, "But then a Republican would win!!!"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:43 PM (sKqQm)
Cackle.......... Cackle ...... Cackle.......
Posted by: Kami Harris at March 04, 2026 03:43 PM (YuOiR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (TzUrJ)
Huh. Probably nothing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:43 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:44 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (TzUrJ)
What about Whey?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
You realise that you just pissed of 99.99% of white women?
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2 at March 04, 2026 03:43 PM (bgJ0E)
Nah, that would be Barry Manilow.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:45 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2026 03:45 PM (w/O5Q)
You can say "well fuck you then, you're fired" but you cannot use force against them, unless they have committed a crime.
"Not providing a service" is not a crime.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 03:45 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 03:45 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
What's in the bowl, bitch?
Posted by: Andrew 'Dice' Clay at March 04, 2026 03:46 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (9U6Wl)
It's the Democrat way.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at March 04, 2026 03:47 PM (UWRAE)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Keep those showers running!
Posted by: Democrats, 1945 at March 04, 2026 03:47 PM (zZu0s)
The argument then was since they also have claims against Turkey, Syria, and Iran it would be dangerous to do so.
But Syria has fallen apart and it looks like Iran is about to as well...and Turkey...well they aren't falling apart but they do suck.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:47 PM (sKqQm)
I'm sure some H1B butcher from India or the Congo can fake up a MD and will be willing to do the mutilations Americans won't do.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (9Hs2w)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (TzUrJ)
It would be nice to think that Turkey would be happy to see them off.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM
Are they related to the Huns or Goths ????
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (38587)
Posted by: NZFrank with an M2
I mean, have you met white wimmen~?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (diia5)
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:45 PM (zZu0s)
Don't you be dissing my Barry....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (SRRAx)
Back during the Obamacare debates I remember pointing out that a non-trivial part of the cost of healthcare are the highly trained people in the field demanding, and getting, high salaries.
The answer was generally, "well then those need to be reduced". And if the doctor doesn't want to work for reduced salaries? "Well they can't deny someone the human right of healthcare so they'll just be made to work"
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (sKqQm)
SECRETARY OF WAR PETE HEGSETH: “The Iranian navy rests at the bottom of the Persian Gulf. Combat ineffective. Decimated. Destroyed. Defeated. Pick your adjective."
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (38587)
They're not invading Gaul.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (zZu0s)
May they soon feel the warmth of freedom the previous generations used to enjoy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (38587)
They're not invading Gaul.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (zZu0s)
There is no Huns only Zuul.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
yeah, but it seems worse than that. The hospital is making a financial decision. How can an AG order them to ignore their own fiscal responsibilities (in favor of her own insane political dreams).
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: Bart at March 04, 2026 03:50 PM (sKqQm)
I am just going to leave that there for the purposes of the 'liability' discussion.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:50 PM (zZu0s)
The answer was generally, "well then those need to be reduced". And if the doctor doesn't want to work for reduced salaries? "Well they can't deny someone the human right of healthcare so they'll just be made to work"
Posted by: 18-1
Democrats DO LOVE their slaves.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 03:50 PM (pKr8Y)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at March 04, 2026 03:47 PM (UWRAE)
The main goal of hospitals today is to avoid Medical Malpractice suits. The secondary is to avoid decertification. (Patient care is about 6th I think, after employee retention)
Big Tish there is trying to leverage goal 2 against goal 1.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 03:50 PM (rbvCR)
EXCLUSIVE: Kurdish forces in Iraq have launched a ground military offensive into Iran against the Islamic regime, an Iranian Kurdish official tells @i24NEWS_EN
.
According to the official, thousands of Kurdish fighters began taking combat positions inside Iranian territory on Monday, March 2.
https://is.gd/w2M9MZ
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 03:50 PM (Riz8t)
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 03:50 PM (mrCBe)
This is why they think it is Ok....
Just ask Big Mike who still has his, but Barry has been Neutered....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 03:50 PM (38587)
Don't you be dissing my Barry....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (SRRAx)
That's my gurl......
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at March 04, 2026 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Now you really are crossing the streams, Frodo.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:51 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 03:51 PM (rZCVI)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)
I encourage all these leftwing idiots go to Canada immediately and enroll in Canadian Health Care....
If you know what I mean....... Wink... Wink...
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 03:52 PM (38587)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:51 PM (zZu0s)
I'm confused on this whole 'good/bad' thing.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Max Power at March 04, 2026 03:52 PM (zLXYv)
Posted by: Captain Gandalf at March 04, 2026 03:53 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 03:53 PM (mrCBe)
Posted by: garth at March 04, 2026 03:53 PM (Y1sOo)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (SRRAx)
That's my gurl......
Posted by: Barry Soetoro at March 04, 2026 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)
I was talking about the gay white man, not the gay half-black one....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 03:53 PM (SRRAx)
Everyone talks about Kamala's oral skills, but I'll be honest, half her appeal is her wrist strength
Posted by: Willie Brown at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (sKqQm)
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (mrCBe)
If you know what I mean....... Wink... Wink...
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 03:52 PM (38587)
Some psycho Karen moved to Canada because Orange Man Bad forced her to leave her home country. Now she's upset because she can't get citizenship, a job or any healthcare from Canada.
*cue Nelson Muntz*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)
Could the hospital ignore/challenge the decree and ask the Fed's to help - i.e. co-defendent even though Uncle Sam is not named in a supposedly court case?
Win / win for the hospital
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (m+uh6)
How dystopian.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (38587)
The Kurds are an indo-european language group.
Sadam gassed a lot of them with Sarin.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 03:55 PM (rbvCR)
This is so easy for Tish she'd be crazy not to do it.
1 - Order hospitals to perform federally sanctioned procedures
2 - Hospital loses federal funds
3 - Blame Trump
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 03:55 PM (pAy1S)
How dystopian.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (FMtrg)
Bake the cake, bitch.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:55 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Willie Brown "
How's her stamina?
Posted by: man at March 04, 2026 03:55 PM (mrCBe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)
I've wondered if Barry actually laid all the pipe he SHOULD have being Barry Manilow.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
If you know what I mean...... Wink..... Wink.....
Posted by: Bibi N. at March 04, 2026 03:56 PM (38587)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 03:56 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2026 03:56 PM (LrpuY)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 03:55 PM (rbvCR)
Not a weapon of mass destruction, tho, so it's fine.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
How dystopian.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (FMtrg)
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The left doesn't care what you do as long as it's mandatory.
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 03:57 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 03:58 PM (xvV4K)
Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2026 03:58 PM (LrpuY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (zZu0s)
🤣🤣🤣
Point awarded to Aetius451AD
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 03:58 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Tish James at March 04, 2026 03:58 PM (3g5Xe)
Defy her.
Do not comply with this evil cow's order.
Appeal to the federal government for legal help.
This POS really belongs in jail.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 03:59 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)
It was sarin he not allowed to buy and couldn't manufacture. You are absolutely right.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 03:59 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2026 03:59 PM (YwEeS)
Does Judaism forbid cremation? I did not know that.
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 03:34 PM (77rzZ)
Sorta.
For the various Orthodox sects and the Conservative, it's flatly forbidden - it's destruction of flesh that is supposed to rot in the ground, according to G-d's plan. I'm Conservative, so that's my rule.
The Recronstructionists permit it explicitly, but they permit everything.
Reform Jews waffle about it - the Reconstrunctist-leaning ones say it's kinda sorta ok, but the Conservative-leaning ones say "no way." Their excuse for banning cremation is because of the holocaust, not religion, so i don't really buy it.
But then. A lot of Jewish theology is based on ancient history, so I can't say for sure if that's wrong.
But I want to be buried in front of my flowers - not my trees or vegetables, and that's that, and if G-d has a problem with it,o He can take it up with me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 03:59 PM (BI5O2)
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 03:58 PM (xvV4K)
You asked for it.........
https://youtu.be/AGQR_EJRpCY
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
The Skyebrows AI video, "A Million Amelias", has now surpassed one million views on YT. In one month.
Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2026 03:59 PM (rj6Yv)
Wait, why do I see Willie Nelson in the reflection?!?
Posted by: Some Moron looking in that mirror at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (sKqQm)
The democrats have to win 26&28.
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (GbONR)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (rbvCR)
How dystopian.
Posted by: Emmie
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That's triggering flashbacks of Hillary's health care fiasco. Talk about maniacal.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (EgkXQ)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Tish James at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (3g5Xe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
I am actually betting that Manilow was swinging from both sides of the plate. Just a gut feeling.
Plus, am I the only one to think he and Pat Sajak look a lot alike?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Medical Staff at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (1YJqW)
So they lose money? whatevs. Fuck you, war.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 04:01 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (ynpvh)
Well you see, when a leftist and money love each other very much....
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:01 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: turambar at March 04, 2026 04:02 PM (Q0yOR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell
Begun, the settling of scores has.
Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2026 04:02 PM (Y8DZL)
"Azerbaijan has moved troops to its border with Iran and placed the military, border service and interior ministry on combat readiness, Qazetci reported, with officers recalled from leave and anti-drone and low-flying aircraft defenses deployed."
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 04:02 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (ynpvh)
They went from treating and studying a mental condition to celebrating and bringing it to fruition.
Not a good thing.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tish James at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (3g5Xe)
Pretty much all hospitals are overseen by state regulators, and the doctors are governed by the various medical boards, which are all appointed by the state, and dance to what the state wants done.
which is why hospitals and doctors do what the state government decides they should do.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 04:03 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 04:03 PM (zZu0s)
Posted by: Randolph Duke at March 04, 2026 04:03 PM (/IU3q)
28 Did they ever find out who was putting up all those statues to Letitia James?
Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM
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Aren't those mounds of uncollected garbage?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 04:03 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Tish James at March 04, 2026 04:04 PM (3g5Xe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 04:03 PM (zZu0s)
Yep, and we pretty much left them to twist because Turkey insisted
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 04:04 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 04:04 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (rbvCR)
******
That and we don't roll on the Sabbath either
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at March 04, 2026 04:04 PM (wpE+2)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:01 PM (e5WJR)
lol!
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 04, 2026 04:04 PM (FMtrg)
Posted by: Some Moron looking in that mirror at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (sKqQm)
It looks like Willie Nelson went through a ham slicer
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:05 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:52 PM (sKqQm)
The nickname of Huns for Germans was when a German contingent to relive the siege of Peking in the Boxer rebellion the Kaiser told them to be as ruthless as the Huns.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:05 PM (8avO+)
Very interesting, thanks.
Personally, I dislike cremation. Lay me in the ground in a nice pine coffin and let nature take its course. All the little buggies gotta eat, too.
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:05 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at March 04, 2026 04:06 PM (wBaIH)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 04, 2026 04:07 PM (0sNs1)
In short, James has no leverage other than threats. They likely have the "go eff yourself" letter already drawn up.
Posted by: Orson at March 04, 2026 04:07 PM (dIske)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 04, 2026 04:07 PM (cS1cw)
which is why hospitals and doctors do what the state government decides they should do.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 04:03 PM (rbvCR)
Negative ghost rider. While they can try and use that as leverage, it will border on harassment and coercion. I’ve already shown my ass, so any punishment I hand out henceforth can be seen as state using the law as a punitive measure. The state is counting on people to fold. But they can’t because DoJ will knock on their door.
Posted by: Tish James at March 04, 2026 04:08 PM (3g5Xe)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 04:08 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 04:09 PM (Kt19C)
34 Also, since when does a state's AG get to determine what medical treatment is necessary in any given situation?
Posted by: Octochicken at March 04, 2026 03:40 PM
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Whoever wrote the letter for her cited a violation of state law.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 04:09 PM (azNOR)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (TzUrJ)
This is getting Whey out of hand...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (ynpvh)
Well you see, when a leftist and money love each other very much....
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:01 PM (e5WJR)
Even for a leftist there are easier ways to steal money. These sickies do it for the love of the game.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:09 PM (8avO+)
Then arrest her, Goddamnit.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at March 04, 2026 04:10 PM (jbnUc)
34 Also, since when does a state's AG get to determine what medical treatment is necessary in any given situation?
Posted by: Octochicken at March 04, 2026 03:40 PM
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Whoever wrote the letter for her cited a violation of state law.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 04:09 PM (azNOR)
She thinks she's Judge Dredd...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:10 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:09 PM (ynpvh)
You really are the cream of the crop.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:10 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 04:10 PM (+nEug)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:09 PM (ynpvh)
You really are the cream of the crop.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:10 PM (e5WJR)
Now you're just trying to butter me up.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 04, 2026 04:07 PM (cS1cw)
Exactly, as Eva Perón declared, "where there is a need, there is a right".
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 04:11 PM (rbvCR)
Posted by: Piper at March 04, 2026 03:34 PM (Wmg4n)
Don't ask me, I dunno. *shrugs*
Posted by: God at March 04, 2026 04:11 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:10 PM (77rzZ)
They are fighting a war with Afghanistan now aren't they?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:11 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Tish James at March 04, 2026 04:11 PM (3g5Xe)
No, they're beefing with the Taliban. I just hope both teams have fun.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 04:11 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (TzUrJ)
This is getting Whey out of hand...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:09 PM (ynpvh)
You were just waiting for that setup, huh? LOL
Posted by: Denny Crane - I Love Airplane References! at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (G52pV)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at March 04, 2026 04:04 PM
Shabbos. Walter always said Shabbos.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (0sNs1)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:11 PM (ynpvh)
This is where you and I split.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (e5WJR)
Can't people with bad health just get "health-affirming care"?
Where was You-don't-have-covid-affirming care in 2020?
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (Fi81e)
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Snort.
Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (pZ64F)
Posted by: Old Lady Muffet at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (2Ez/1)
The Iranian Kurds are getting frisky, and now it looks like the Azerbaijans want their piece of the pie as well.
"Azerbaijan has moved troops to its border with Iran and placed the military, border service and interior ministry on combat readiness, Qazetci reported, with officers recalled from leave and anti-drone and low-flying aircraft defenses deployed."
Posted by: Citizen Cake
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TRUMP HAS STARTED WORLD WAR III
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (pAy1S)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 03:40 PM (pKr8Y)
I have a little list…there’s none of them’ll be missed.
The Mikado, Gilbert and Sullivan
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (BHlFn)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (Dv3i1
Could be worse.
Posted by: Carly Fiorina at March 04, 2026 04:13 PM (e5WJR)
That reminds me of the biggest frustration Republicans saw in 2024:
That they could show and quote these extreme positions of the Dems and voters just wouldn't believe it.
Because it was so extreme, they thought it had to be an exaggeration.
Dems 2026:
No, we are very serious about castrating your children.
Especially if we can do it before you find out.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 04:13 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:11 PM (ynpvh)
This is where you and I split.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (e5WJR)
I just can't get anything pasteurized...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:13 PM (ynpvh)
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Fun fact: That was the original slogan for Snickers but they decided to go with you're not you when you're hungry.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:14 PM (e5WJR)
"Azerbaijan has moved troops to its border with Iran and placed the military, border service and interior ministry on combat readiness, Qazetci reported, with officers recalled from leave and anti-drone and low-flying aircraft defenses deployed."
Posted by: Citizen Cake
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TRUMP HAS STARTED WORLD WAR III
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (pAy1S)
"Armageddon" is what the trendy folk are calling it despite Iran being hundreds of miles away from it.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:14 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2026 04:14 PM (vS2qG)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 03:48 PM (rbvCR)
They're in Iraq, Syria, Armenia, and a few of the stans, too.
Those boys got around.
They're ethnically Aryan, rather than Arab or Turkish.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2026 04:14 PM (IG3/x)
"Azerbaijan has moved troops to its border with Iran and placed the military, border service and interior ministry on combat readiness, Qazetci reported, with officers recalled from leave and anti-drone and low-flying aircraft defenses deployed."
Posted by: Citizen Cake
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TRUMP HAS STARTED WORLD WAR III
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (pAy1S)
"Armageddon" is what the trendy folk are calling it despite Iran being hundreds of miles away from it.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:14 PM (8avO+)
It's not about where it starts, but where it ends.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:15 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Tish James
Go to a hospital in some yokel state like Texas or Tennessee? Those people don’t even believe in science. I’m sticking with my NYC hospitals that everyone knows are the best in the world.
Posted by: NYers who have never left NY at March 04, 2026 04:15 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Interesting. Azerbaijan and Israel have been acting pretty chummy lately.
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:15 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (ESVrU)
Just one of many things that are batshit insane about the tranny thing - it is the ONLY mental illness/disorder that gets "treated" by affirming the delusion. We don't tell 72 pound anorexic teenage girls they are in fact fat pigs and need to get liposuction and gastric band surgery. We don't tell schizophrenics that the government is in fact monitoring them through their electrical outlets then go plant cameras in their homes. We don't tell people with clinical depression that yes they do suck, have nothing to live for and should go kill themselves (we ain't Canada yet).
Posted by: Absolute madness at March 04, 2026 04:15 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:15 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:13 PM (ynpvh)
Come on man. Spoiler alert that shit.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:15 PM (e5WJR)
"Azerbaijan has moved troops to its border with Iran and placed the military, border service and interior ministry on combat readiness, Qazetci reported, with officers recalled from leave and anti-drone and low-flying aircraft defenses deployed."
This is where it might get frisky, if all these outside tribes looking to carve off pieces decide that they can be as Islamic to regular Iranians as the Mullahs were.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 04, 2026 04:16 PM (a+4eV)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 04:16 PM (/C62k)
You can say "well fuck you then, you're fired" but you cannot use force against them, unless they have committed a crime.
"Not providing a service" is not a crime.
Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 03:45 PM (gKWVE)
The problem is, as we saw with Trump, they have no hesitation to indict and charge people on BS charges. You may ultimately be found 'not guilty', but only after you've been bankrupted and lost your house and everything you worked for, along with being publicly called out and identified to the tranny psychos.
I'm starting to think that for non-violent, non-drug 'white collar administrative' crimes gub'mint should have to underwrite your cost of defense. Plus maximum penalty is $5 fine and it's recorded as an infraction.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:16 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at March 04, 2026 04:04 PM
Shabbos. Walter always said Shabbos.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 04, 2026 04:12 PM (0sNs1)
Shut the fuck up Wesley, you're out of your element.
Posted by: Walter Sobchak at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (TbWk/)
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Fitting when you think that somebody seeded her and somebody bore her.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (Fi81e)
They just fussed that CA should be given time to castrate as many children as possible until the appeal worked its way through the courts back to them in a few years.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 04:16 PM (/C62k)
I read that as hooker, and thought, no, more of a harpoon.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (gVUi7)
Posted by: Absolute madness at March 04, 2026 04:15 PM (TbWk/)
I used to think I was Napoleon so they gave me 40000 French troops and I invaded Austria and took Vienna.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Citizen Cake
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Are the Azerbaijani's actually looking for more territorial expansion?
Or are they simply trying to contain Iran from spilling over their borders?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Accomac at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (/Chlc)
Posted by: NYers who have never left NY at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (qpQFJ)
They just fussed that CA should be given time to castrate as many children as possible until the appeal worked its way through the courts back to them in a few years.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (HXT0k)
Some doctors have a strange way of interpreting "Do No Harm"...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (ynpvh)
*sobs*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (TbWk/)
They stridently claim immunity to it when they are not.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (Fi81e)
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Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (Zkhmf)
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (zZu0s)
Uh, yeah, I think you're on your own there. Interesting observation, though.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (k9OZB)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:14 PM (8avO+)
It's not about where it starts, but where it ends.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:15 PM (ynpvh)
Islamic theology says that the final battle at the end of the world is fought at Dabiq, Syria.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (wa/yD)
*sobs*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (TbWk/)
No, that was Armalossen, the opposite of Armageddon.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bread at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (Fi81e)
This is where it might get frisky, if all these outside tribes looking to carve off pieces decide that they can be as Islamic to regular Iranians as the Mullahs were.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 04, 2026 04:16 PM (a+4eV)
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Nature abhors a vacuum.
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (G0vdT)
This is where it might get frisky, if all these outside tribes looking to carve off pieces decide that they can be as Islamic to regular Iranians as the Mullahs were.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 04, 2026 04:16 PM (a+4eV)
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Nature abhors a vacuum.
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (G0vdT)
Just like most cats.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: NYers who have never left NY at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (qpQFJ)
Shit, in that region the question is (group 1) at war with (group 2) can always safely be answered with "yes". They may have occasional ceasefires, and occasionally some group of badasses (e.g. Romans, Turks, old-school Brits) will take over for a while, but the simmering hostility never goes away. It's been going on for thousands of years.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (IG3/x)
Posted by: NYers who have never left NY at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (qpQFJ)
Trump got a peace deal there, I believe.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (zuIfz)
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (qpQFJ)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (Zkhmf)
Did the caller press '5', then '2'? Otherwise, it goes straight to voicemail.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (CwhoI)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:17 PM (8avO+)
After cutting 6 inches of your shinbones out and giving you a bicorne hat and horse.
Posted by: Evidence based medicine Y'know at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: NYers who have never left NY
Trump got the Azeris and Armenians to agree to work out a peace deal. It's causing some domestic turmoil in Armenia with the Armenian Church. We'll see how it plays out.
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (77rzZ)
I'm wondering what percent of medical "transitions" are white people. I'm thinking it is mostly the children of white Karens, except the cases where the kid is (covertly) groomed by teachers.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (vbXSk)
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 04, 2026 04:16 PM (a+4eV)
Probably less likely when their slice of the pie is fairly small and is party full of their own people anyhow. They might be good at dismembering the regime cops and troops at the edges of the country and speeding the collapse.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: docweasel at March 04, 2026 04:21 PM (OkU1L)
*sobs*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (TbWk/)
No, that was Armalossen, the opposite of Armageddon.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (ynpvh)
Really getting it?
Posted by: C'Mon, Steve at March 04, 2026 04:21 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: NYers who have never left NY at March 04, 2026 04:15 PM (qpQFJ)
The ones in Texas and Tennessee definitely have fewer rats and bedbuggs, but I'm not sure "vermin infestation" and "science" are the same thing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2026 04:22 PM (IG3/x)
The Kurds are being supplied with arms and logistics by our troops that are there.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 04:22 PM (+nEug)
Gee, it might be useful in Urgent Fury you Cum Stains.........
Joey's new book: "How to screw up a wet dream"....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 04:22 PM (xvV4K)
Posted by: XTC
I thought it was supposed to be at Dafuq, Syria.
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:22 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (vbXSk)
I'm guessing somewhere around 100% of minors are white.
With adults, you can throw a few Hispanics and a good number of Asians in there, but still at least 90% white.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 04:23 PM (wa/yD)
The Kurds are being supplied with arms and logistics by our troops that are there.
And Trump and Hegseth are bumbling idiots according to the Democrats ????
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 04:23 PM (xvV4K)
I also like how everyone has to affirm the delusion too. It'd be like we all had to call anorexic girls tub o lard or else.
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2026 04:23 PM (ANQtD)
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (Zkhmf)
The same matter can't occupy the same space.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 04:24 PM (/C62k)
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (G0vdT)
Just like most cats.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (ynpvh)
Explains why my kitty whines every time Kamala comes on
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:24 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 04:24 PM (viF8m)
In short, James has no leverage other than threats. They likely have the "go eff yourself" letter already drawn up.
Posted by: Orson at March 04, 2026 04:07 PM (dIske)
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Lawyers issuing demands that other lawyers get to answer and fight over.
No wonder this country has 400 lawyers per 100k persons.
Could be worse: Israel has 680
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2026 04:24 PM (E1om2)
"We tried to hire an abortionist, but they didn't meet our strict qualifications which include respecting our foundational principals that abortion is wrong. We're still looking though..."
*I mean, besides the threat of withholding funds.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 04:24 PM (Dv3i1)
"I think they just blew up 80 of Iran's mullahs too. Which, I mean, that was pretty great actually!"
He's gonna be a Republican by the 2028 general election.
Bank on it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2026 04:25 PM (IG3/x)
I've already experienced Armageddon.
*sobs*
Posted by: Michelle Fields at March 04, 2026 04:18 PM (TbWk/)
No, that was Armalossen, the opposite of Armageddon.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (ynpvh)
Really getting it?
Posted by: C'Mon, Steve at March 04, 2026 04:21 PM (wa/yD)
There really is no place else like this on the internet.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:17
These days you can take Vienna with a girl scout troop and several terriers.
Posted by: Josephistan at March 04, 2026 04:25 PM (y9ksN)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 04:24 PM (viF8m)
She won't die. She's Terminator. Just like most Dems.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 04, 2026 04:25 PM (IG3/x)
Bank on it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Arlen Spector pulled it off but I think Fetterman's future in the Democrat party is non existent for his re election.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: spongeworthy at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (sLLbN)
Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2026 04:23 PM (ANQtD)
The saddest and most trenchant thing I've seen all year
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 04:11 PM (rbvCR)
Now you've gone and done it.
You think Manilow is bad? Now people are gonna start singing Andrew Lloyd Webber/Tim Rice show tunes 🎶🎵🎶
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (SRRAx)
Bank on it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2026 04:25 PM (IG3/x)
He still votes 100% with Democrats.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oldcat
Have I showed you my lovely burial-ground for yellow-fever victims?
-- Teddy Brewster
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (77rzZ)
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:05 PM (77rzZ)
If I'm rich enough for a box when I croak, it better be cool.
But if everything goes to plan, I shouldn't be rich when i due. Any extra wealth means I got stupendously rich at some point.
Just roll me into the dirt by the flowers, say a few nice words, cash in my insurance policies, and plant the day lilies once every so often. I like the Stella d'Oro variety.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (BI5O2)
Joey's new book: "How to screw up a wet dream"....
Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 04:22 PM (xvV4K)
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"How to Destroy an Anvil With a Rotten Banana"
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (3BwY8)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 04:27 PM (/C62k)
Did the caller press '5', then '2'? Otherwise, it goes straight to voicemail.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Skipped right over the "Please listen carefully, our options have changed." part of the message.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 04:27 PM (Dv3i1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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Apparently, not on procedure votes.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:27 PM (Fi81e)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (SRRAx)
Neil Sedaka died just the other day.
Posted by: Just the Punchline at March 04, 2026 04:28 PM (IG3/x)
Did the caller press '5', then '2'? Otherwise, it goes straight to voicemail.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (CwhoI
Please listen carefully as your options have changed
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:28 PM (e5WJR)
Apparently, not on procedure votes.
Posted by: Axeman at March 04, 2026 04:27 PM (Fi81e)
Well, then they're soon to kick him out of the party anyway.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Did the caller press '5', then '2'? Otherwise, it goes straight to voicemail.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Skipped right over the "Please listen carefully, our options have changed." part of the message.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 04:27 PM (Dv3i1)
"If you want the bombing to continue, press 1"
"If you want the bombing to stop, please wait for the operator and give us your exact coordinates so that we can help you."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:29 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 03:56 PM (CwhoI)
I still maintain the guy dug his own grave. He didn't have to say WHY he didn't want to bake (decorate) the g**-d***ed cake but he had to shoot off his self-righteous mouth. If he'd just stuck with 'because I don't want to' I don't think they could have touched him.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:29 PM (QGaXH)
Did the caller press '5', then '2'? Otherwise, it goes straight to voicemail.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
Skipped right over the "Please listen carefully, our options have changed." part of the message.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 04:27 PM (Dv3i1)
Crap I haven't checked my mailbox since last week. Sorry, Iran.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:29 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 04:27 PM (/C62k)
Rick Allen is not amused.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 04:30 PM (wa/yD)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:29 PM (QGaXH)
Yeah, no, I doubt that.
Had he made up ANY excuse not to bake a homo cake, they would've attacked him.
Catch 22.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:30 PM (e5WJR)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 03:56 PM (CwhoI)
I still maintain the guy dug his own grave. He didn't have to say WHY he didn't want to bake (decorate) the g**-d***ed cake but he had to shoot off his self-righteous mouth. If he'd just stuck with 'because I don't want to' I don't think they could have touched him.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:29 PM (QGaXH)
Oh, if they target you they want you to bake it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:30 PM (ynpvh)
Did the caller press '5', then '2'? Otherwise, it goes straight to voicemail.
Posted by: Citizen Cake
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IIRC, Trump got the message and said "too late"
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2026 04:30 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:28 PM (Zz0t1)
He's absolutely getting thrown under the bus to make way for Conor Lamb in the Demoncrat Party.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 04:31 PM (wa/yD)
+++
It was a mostly peaceful stabbing.
Posted by: Clown media at March 04, 2026 04:31 PM (2Ez/1)
Posted by: spongeworthy at March 04, 2026 04:26 PM (sLLbN
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My lease is up in August...
Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 04, 2026 04:32 PM (D+CDV)
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (vbXSk)
That would be my guess. Trans kids are the teacup chihuahua in a Hermes bag for the modern AWFL, a status accessory they can carry around for attention.
Posted by: Lookit my transkid and how brave I am! at March 04, 2026 04:32 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 03:56 PM (CwhoI)
I still maintain the guy dug his own grave. He didn't have to say WHY he didn't want to bake (decorate) the g**-d***ed cake but he had to shoot off his self-righteous mouth. If he'd just stuck with 'because I don't want to' I don't think they could have touched him.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:29 PM (QGaXH)
He should have just screwed it up and charged them full price.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:32 PM (8avO+)
MD Anderson is the #1 hospital in the world. It’s not even close. Guess where the NY hospitals were, and are now on that list.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 04, 2026 04:32 PM (KsZMV)
You can say "well fuck you then, you're fired" but you cannot use force against them, unless they have committed a crime.
"Not providing a service" is not a crime.
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i will decide who has standing to make that claim ... wanna keep playing , maga-guy ?
Posted by: Judge Bosenberg at March 04, 2026 04:32 PM (5LiC7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 04:32 PM (tNwfv)
People have a right to refuse service for any reason, no matter what the unconstitutional CRA of 1964 says. He should have said fuck you you homos and dont come back to my store.
Posted by: Northern Poverty Law Center at March 04, 2026 04:33 PM (/IU3q)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 03:59 PM (BI5O2)
I saw your comment on the last thread - I asked if cremation was out for religious reasons or if you were a Terminator?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:33 PM (QGaXH)
Did the caller press '5', then '2'? Otherwise, it goes straight to voicemail.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at March 04, 2026 04:20 PM (CwhoI
Please listen carefully as your options have changed
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:28 PM (e5WJR)
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There was no option for "Press # for Farsi."
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 04:34 PM (ESVrU)
Posted by: Bulg
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Lot of states require concrete vaults and basically water tight coffins so that groundwater contamination does not happen. Cost is an issue for many families as well.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 04:34 PM (E4rtv)
Posted by: XTC
I thought it was supposed to be at Dafuq, Syria.
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 04:22 PM (77rzZ)
/whistles nonchalantly
Posted by: Dubuque at March 04, 2026 04:34 PM (w/O5Q)
US: No, we expect you to die
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2026 04:35 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:35 PM (E0p3T)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
I am actually betting that Manilow was swinging from both sides of the plate. Just a gut feeling.
Plus, am I the only one to think he and Pat Sajak look a lot alike?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 04:00 PM (zZu0s)
Yeah - but isn't Barry M the one with the epic train set? Or was that a different music guy?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:36 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Bulg
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Lot of states require concrete vaults and basically water tight coffins so that groundwater contamination does not happen. Cost is an issue for many families as well.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 04:34 PM (E4rtv)
You could get those above ground family vaults like they have in New Orleans because coffins float up out of the ground.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:36 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Count de Monet, Prop me up beside the jukebox at March 04, 2026 04:36 PM (wVcYX)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2026 04:36 PM (Ia/+0)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:37 PM (QGaXH)
Bank on it.
Democrats have identified the problem and are calling for a lumpectomy, stat.
Posted by: Auspex at March 04, 2026 04:37 PM (Y8DZL)
1) requires proof of citizenship to register, including when you move or re-register; (SCOTUS already said that's legal when they shut down AZ)
2) all new registrations must be in-person; no more online applications.
3) expands the requirement of the Motor Voter laws on registration roll maintenance.
4) allows a private cause of action to enforce this.
The Dems hate the first 3, but especially the last one because they can drag out federal court actions.
But, they can't fight an Army of Davids.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 04:37 PM (HXT0k)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (SRRAx)
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You said it, sister!
* runs off to listen to the Very Strange Medley on the double live album *
Posted by: The_Hoser at March 04, 2026 04:37 PM (H4qGm)
Posted by: steevy at March 04, 2026 04:38 PM (YwEeS)
Posted by: Dubuque at March 04, 2026 04:34 PM (w/O5Q)
FOUL HAWKEYE SPIRIT I DUBUQUE THEE IN THE NAME OF JESUS!
Posted by: Iowa State Cardinal at March 04, 2026 04:38 PM (TbWk/)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 04:35 PM (E0p3T)
It's only a slight modification to change "they can't make me bake a cake" to "They can't make me bake an *edible* cake".
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 04:38 PM (8avO+)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:37 PM (QGaXH)\
I thought Neil Young bought Lionel Trains or something.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 04, 2026 04:38 PM (w/O5Q)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 04, 2026 04:38 PM (LdBR/)
Posted by: WisRich at March 04, 2026 04:38 PM (G0vdT)
What is a Reverse Exorcism?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:39 PM (ynpvh)
A reverse exorcism is where the devil tells the priest to get out of the boy...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:40 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:23 PM (Zz0t1)
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OUT: Beta-Amyloid Plaques.
IN: Meta-Celluloid Plaques.
Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 04:41 PM (Zkhmf)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at March 04, 2026 04:42 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 04:27 PM (/C62k)
Rick Allen is not amused.
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the 80's gave us mega-pop-rock icons losing limbs and not even missing a tour. hell, i didnt even know this happend until i saw the video
the 2010s gave us men vouluntarily removing organs to compete in womens sporting events.
wtf.
Posted by: tides of history at March 04, 2026 04:42 PM (5LiC7)
Posted by: zombie BM at March 04, 2026 04:49 PM (5LiC7)
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:29 PM (QGaXH)
Yeah, no, I doubt that.
Had he made up ANY excuse not to bake a homo cake, they would've attacked him.
Catch 22.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 04:30 PM (Zz0t1)
My point is - he didn't need an excuse. Since we no longer have a draft there are only two things you HAVE to do in this country - pay taxes and show up for Jury Duty. Everything else is optional. 'Because I don't want to' would have been an unassailable position. But NOOOOO, he (probably) had to tell them all about his beliefs and how they're sinners and the bible this and the bible that. He handed them the stick to beat him with.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 04:57 PM (QGaXH)
Posted by: Sherpa_K2 at March 04, 2026 05:40 PM (CU22W)
Watch her with no sound. It's the same as ASL now.
Credid due: no bird hands.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 05:42 PM (WONhk)
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