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Tim Walz, Keith Ellison Face Congressmen on the Rampant Fraud They Encouraged and Enabled

Full hearing here. A bunch of clips are below the fold.

Tim Walz says that Trump is "terrorizing" his state and he believes that Minnesota should to be able to defraud the American taxpayer without consequence.

Here's Politico, whining:

Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz told lawmakers Wednesday that his state has been terrorized by the Trump administration over mass welfare fraud allegations, pointing to the killing of U.S. citizens in the midst of an immigration enforcement surge around Minneapolis.

"Let me be clear: In Minnesota, if you defraud public programs, if you steal taxpayer money, we'll find you, we'll prosecute you, we'll convict you, and we'll throw you in jail," the Democrat said in his opening remarks at a hearing before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee.

But, he added, "the people of Minnesota have been singled out and targeted for political retribution at an unparalleled scale, including blocking Medicaid reimbursements to our state just last week."

Walz, the 2024 nominee for vice president, is fending off accusations from congressional Republicans that he didn't do enough to prevent a scandal that has embroiled his state. Prosecutors have charged more than 90 people with defrauding the government, and two individuals connected to the Minnesota nonprofit Feeding Our Future were convicted of stealing federal nutrition funds in March.

The revelations have led the Trump administration to take drastic, punitive measures, such as prompting the Department of Health and Human Services to freeze its child care funding and the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services to cancel hundreds of millions in Medicaid money.

Walz, alongside Minnesota's Democratic attorney general, Keith Ellison, have been hauled to Capitol Hill to testify before the committee about the scandal -- and also to respond to an interim report committee Republicans released early Wednesday morning alleging that Walz and Ellison "knew about the fraud in federal programs administered by the State of Minnesota much earlier than they told the American people."

House Oversight Chair James Comer (R-Ky.) asked why Walz did not order the stop or suspend welfare program payments, despite warnings of fraud.

"We're not going to stop payments to feed children until we have the proof that things happen," Walz said.

Comer objected: "You didn't stop payments because you didn't want to rock the boat."

In his opening statement, Ellison maintained that his office has pursued fraud convictions aggressively where it has the jurisdiction to do so.

Republicans have homed in on the welfare scandal as an opportunity to disparage the state's Democratic leadership, but it also has fueled anti-immigrant rhetoric within the GOP -- specifically against Minnesota's large Somali community. At one point, House Judiciary Chair Jim Jordan, who is also a member of the Oversight panel, asked Walz whether he knew how many of those indicted have been Somali-American.

"We don't investigate or prosecute people based on ethnicity, religion--," Walz said, before Jordan interrupted him.

"Neither do I, we shouldn't do that," Jordan responded. "85 percent of the people indicted were Somali-American, a key voting bloc, and I think that's what drove this whole thing."

The White House quickly amplified video of the exchange on X.

The House Oversight Committee released a report revealing that Walz knew of the rampant fraud long before it was exposed -- but covered it up to keep the federal money flowing to his Somali Pirate Supporters.

Senior Minnesota government officials, including Gov. Tim Walz and Attorney General Keith Ellison, were aware of claims of widespread fraud in the state's federally funded welfare programs for years, but failed to act other than to retaliate against whistleblowers, the House Oversight Committee concluded in a report released Wednesday.

Both Walz and Ellison are scheduled to testify before the committee on Wednesday at 10:00 AM, the committee previously announced. They are likely to face questions from the committee about fraud schemes estimated to have cost taxpayers as much as $18 billion and that were first reported by Just the News in summer 2024.

Dozens of defendants, many of them Somali immigrants who settled in Minnesota, have been indicted or convicted in a sweeping federal fraud investigation.

Walz and Ellison were aware of fraud

"Testimony obtained by the Committee reveals that Gov. Tim Walz and Attorney General Keith Ellison were aware of widespread fraud in social service programs, lied about their knowledge of the fraud, and retaliated against employees who dared to raise concerns," Oversight Committee Chairman James Comer said in a statement.

"Instead of protecting vulnerable Americans, they handed over billions in taxpayer dollars to fraudsters and threw their own state employees under the bus," Comer added.

...

The new video evidence allegedly showing empty daycare facilities registered to serve hundreds of children aligned with warnings from the state's legislative auditor dating back to 2018 that there were persistent signs of fraud in the program, Just the News reported.

The investigation also centered on a Minneapolis fraud ring connected to the state's Somali immigrant community that exploited the state's federally-funded food program. The Department of Justice first charged 47 people in 2021 as part of a $250 million scheme involving the nonprofit Feeding Our Future that prosecutors alleged diverted federal COVID-19 relief funds for personal gain.

Attorney General Merrick Garland, who served during the Biden administration, called it the largest pandemic-era fraud scheme ever identified.

Testimony from nine state officials

Walz, who was the Democratic nominee for vice president in 2024, previously acknowledged there is fraud in his state, but said his administration has made it a priority to root out for years.

However, the Oversight Committee believes the evidence shows the opposite, that Walz and his senior officials knew about the fraud concerns from the very beginning of his tenure and ultimately failed to act to address it before facing public backlash and pressure from the federal government in recent months.

...

Though Walz originally said that he was informed about suspicious activity related to Feeding Our Future in November 2020, but he could not recall the precise date, one MDE official told the Oversight Committee that the Minnesota government had received complaints about the program as early as 2018.

MDE Assistant Commissioner Daron Korte, whose agency oversaw the money funneled to the Feeding Our Future food program from federal pandemic-era relief funds, confirmed that such complaints were received between 2018 and 2021.

He testified that Gov. Walz's office would have been informed of the concerns by April 2020 and that Attorney General Keith Ellison's office would have received a notice also.

When threatened with a lawsuit, Minnesota officials resumed funding

Once MDE found in March 2021 that Feeding Our Future was in "serious deficiency," the agency moved to cut off all funding to the organization. However, despite officials acknowledging the agency's authority to unilaterally cut funds, it resumed payments by April 30, 2021 over fears that the nonprofit would sue, Korte told congressional investigators.

"[We] could unilaterally make that decision, but we just knew, with Feeding our Future, it was going to end up in court and had the potential to be overturned," Korte testified.

Feeding Our Future's founder and executive director Aimee Bock -- who was eventually charged and convicted as part of the million dollar fraud scheme -- threatened MDE with a lawsuit in April 2021 claiming racial discrimination if funding was terminated. The nonprofit formally filed the lawsuit in November that year alleging violations of state law.

Minnesota official approved more food program sites after fraud concerns

Because of the threat of the lawsuit, MDE approved an additional four sites administered by Feeding Our Future even after fraud concerns had been raised by the agency. Korte said the agency did this because the U.S. Department of Agriculture refused to provide a justification under federal law for the state to cut off the funds.

Read the whole thing.

Tim Walz is doing his typical Blustering Homosexual Retard act, claiming simultaneously that he knows nothing about any of this but also that he knows enough that he can guarantee that everyone in his government acted perfectly.

Tim Walz can name every illegal arrested by ICE, but says he has no idea who two of his constituents murdered by illegal aliens are.

Jack
@jackunheard

3h

Tim Walz might have just landed himself in prison.

He just got exposed for RESTARTING taxpayer payments to Somali fraudsters tied to 'Feeding Our Future'

This is so damning...

Jim Jordan: "Why didn't you tell the truth about why you restarted the payments?"

WALZ: "The agency believed the court required them to make those payments."

JORDAN: "That was false. The court says the judge never ordered you to resume Feeding Our Future payments. So the court's lying?!"

WALZ: "I can't tell you!"

JORDAN: "Somebody's lying! Either you're lying or the court's lying. Which one?"

WALZ: "I just know what the attorneys said."

JORDAN: "Are you hiding behind the court? Is this about politics?!"

Insane @Jim_Jordan

This is just an unwarranted insult except it's totally warranted.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:24 PM




Comments

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1 Cheater slicks, blade

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 02:00 PM (Kt19C)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:24 PM (6jv/d)

3 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at March 04, 2026 02:24 PM (LdBR/)

4 Someone get Tim a Tampon before he bleeds out!

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 02:24 PM (1Udfd)

5 "Let me be clear: In Minnesota, if you defraud public programs, if you steal taxpayer money, we'll find you, we'll prosecute you, we'll convict you, and we'll throw you in jail," the Democrat said in his opening remarks at a hearing before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee.


Name one.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:25 PM (6jv/d)

6
I'm listening to it right now. It's maddening.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:25 PM (pAy1S)

7 Did they show up with their pants belted around their knees and a diamond grill?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:25 PM (ExV1e)

8 Pam Bondi should be unleashing her CHAIGA on both of these criminals but, she wont.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at March 04, 2026 02:25 PM (abIsI)

9 I have nooded.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:26 PM (ExV1e)

10 Congressman, eh? How will they withstand all the sleeves rolled up in their direction?!?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:26 PM (zZu0s)

11 This guy should be testifying with a Hemp Necktie, standing on the Trapdoor of a freshly built gallows.

Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2026 02:27 PM (1Udfd)

12 To bad tar and feathers are antiquated, maybe a public hanging is in order or lashed to the tune of one for each million in fraud.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at March 04, 2026 02:28 PM (qZdIZ)

13 "Let me be clear: In Minnesota, if you defraud public programs, if you steal taxpayer money, we'll find you, we'll prosecute you, we'll convict you, and we'll throw you in jail," the Democrat said in his opening remarks at a hearing before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee.
----
Objection! No facts in evidence to support this claim.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 02:28 PM (ESVrU)

14 democraps: How dare you take back or stop that which we have already stolen or plan to steal.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 04, 2026 02:29 PM (xvV+O)

15 In before the 'nothing will happen' guy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:29 PM (6jv/d)

16 I would like for someone to go with 'Make no mistake' rather than. Let me be clear. Just for fucking variety.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:29 PM (zZu0s)

17 "Let me be clear: In Minnesota, if you defraud public programs, if you steal taxpayer money, we'll find you, we'll prosecute you, we'll convict you, and we'll throw you in jail," the Democrat said

Name one, Tampon Tim. Name one.

Posted by: Dan at March 04, 2026 02:30 PM (dkCvi)

18 In a prison somewhere, inmates Bubba, Spike, and Chainman are patiently waiting.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2026 02:30 PM (2WIwB)

19
Ellison is outright lying. "We worked to get them [the Somali fraudsters] convicted." His office did ZILCH. Federal prosecutors did every bit of it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:31 PM (pAy1S)

20 Tim should be in prison.

BLaMtifa supporting Kweef Ellison should be in prison.


Neither will ever see the inside of a jail cell.

We're not a serious country, yet.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:31 PM (6jv/d)

21 15 In before the 'nothing will happen' guy.
Posted by: Sponge
======
Something already did, Walz had to drop out for reelection as the stench was too bad even for Dems, he is finished in politics. Now we see if he goes to jail on top of that.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 02:31 PM (E4rtv)

22 Nothing will happen to Tampon Tim.

Not. A. Thing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 02:31 PM (W2Pud)

23 Ellison is outright lying. "We worked to get them [the Somali fraudsters] convicted." His office did ZILCH. Federal prosecutors did every bit of it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:31 PM (pAy1S)


Wasn't there already evidence out there that showed not only did he know it was going on, he covered for it and told his office "nothing to see here?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:32 PM (6jv/d)

24 OT

Diane Lane on the Tonight show. 1983. Cute as a button.

https://youtu.be/W2iHngxn1dg?
si=43ZcnnvaG4w_OcWp

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:32 PM (zZu0s)

25 Something already did, Walz had to drop out for reelection as the stench was too bad even for Dems, he is finished in politics. Now we see if he goes to jail on top of that.
Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 02:31 PM (E4rtv)


*narrator voice*

He won't.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:32 PM (6jv/d)

26 Burn.

Posted by: DaveA at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (FhXTo)

27 Tim Walz, Keith Ellison Face Congressmen on the Rampant Fraud They Encouraged and Enabled

Heh. I love the ambiguous 'they' in that sentence.

Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (MJOSJ)

28 Tim should be in prison.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:31 PM (6jv/d)

Tim should be decorating a lamppost.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

29
Now we see if he goes to jail on top of that.
Posted by: whig

=============

I don't think anything is going to be traceable to him. Whistleblowers were stopped at a lower level. I don't think anything was ever laid on his desk.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (pAy1S)

30 democraps: How dare you take back or stop that which we have already stolen or plan to steal.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 04, 2026 02:29 PM (xvV+O)
---
This guy gets it!

Posted by: Somali Fraudsters at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (ESVrU)

31 That's a lot of words to say "Democrats lie."

Posted by: Oddbob at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (VpFcv)

32
Tim should be decorating a lamppost.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)


I find your terms acceptable.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (6jv/d)

33 Walz is asshoe.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (vbXSk)

34 Tim should be decorating a lamppost.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

The old ways are best. -- Vlad the Impaler

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:34 PM (ExV1e)

35 Hello, Horde! 😊♥️

Too bad no voters on the Dem side have, or will, hear about this

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 04, 2026 02:34 PM (SRRAx)

36 Name one, Tampon Tim. Name one.
Posted by: Dan at March 04, 2026 02:30 PM (dkCvi)

I bet some white guy with white privilege went down for that.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:34 PM (rbvCR)

37 How about putting out one of Walz' eyes? Then everyone will see him for the pirate he is.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 04, 2026 02:34 PM (gKWVE)

38
Wasn't there already evidence out there that showed not only did he know it was going on, he covered for it and told his office "nothing to see here?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer

===============

He claims that "those individuals" approached him for "help navigating the bureaucracy," which he provided.

Ohhh, later, SHOCKINGLY, some of them were convicted "with his help." Complete lie. He did NOT help.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:35 PM (pAy1S)

39
Political Criminals: "blah blah blah yes I've committed every crime I've been accused of blah blah blah"

Criminal Politicians: "blah blah blah we find the accused guilty and he can tell us all about his privation at the hands of the system at the yacht regalia next week, and he better have his mistress bring some lobster rolls, because this is no small matter, blah blah blah."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 02:35 PM (BI5O2)

40 It's all theater - nothing will happen. Nobody will be so much as criminally referred much less indicted or charged.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 02:35 PM (QGaXH)

41 Importing people that can't feed themselves seems like a stupid thing to do. Maybe we shouldn't do this?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:35 PM (pZ64F)

42 "Let me be clear: ...

Well, we let you be clear and, from the statements that followed, you are clearly lying.

Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 02:35 PM (MJOSJ)

43 The old ways are best. -- Vlad the Impaler
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:34 PM (ExV1e)

If we really wanted to go old school we'd either throw him from the Tarpien Rock. Let a semi run over him these days.

Or find a peat bog to sink his ass in.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:36 PM (zZu0s)

44 Has anyone asked about the Somalis carrying $millions in their carry-on luggage, taking it "home" to the Somalia they allegedly fled?

Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 02:36 PM (vbXSk)

45 This all great but you know what would be even greater? Sending people to dig canals... after a fair trial of course.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 04, 2026 02:36 PM (xvV+O)

46 13 "Let me be clear: In Minnesota, if you defraud public programs, if you steal taxpayer money, we'll find you, we'll prosecute you, we'll convict you, and we'll throw you in jail," the Democrat said in his opening remarks at a hearing before the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee.
----
Objection! No facts in evidence to support this claim.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 02:28 PM (ESVrU)

++++++

"Let me be clear" always means henceforth comes the lies. People who say this little prelude should really drop it altogether.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 04, 2026 02:36 PM (MMuF5)

47 Didn't Superman have a curl like that?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2026 02:37 PM (Cqx++)

48 Has anyone asked about the Somalis carrying $millions in their carry-on luggage, taking it "home" to the Somalia they allegedly fled?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 04, 2026 02:36 PM (vbXSk)


"Orange Man Bad!" they responded.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:37 PM (6jv/d)

49 And this fucker Walz was going to be VP of the United States?


You can't hate Democrats enough. To include the nice little old lady next door with her "Hate has no home here" signs. FFS!

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 02:37 PM (aaRct)

50 As a founding member of NAMBLA and a Chomo in good standing, I support Governor Walz.

Posted by: Ed Buck, homosexual murderer and rapist at March 04, 2026 02:37 PM (/IU3q)

51 Tim is just a retard! Quit being mean to (gay/fag) and leave him alone.

Posted by: Mrs Retard at March 04, 2026 02:38 PM (ggkmJ)

52
"Let me be clear" always means henceforth comes the lies. People who say this little prelude should really drop it altogether.
Posted by: washrivergal at March 04, 2026 02:36 PM (MMuF5)


As 'allah ackbar' means you better fear for your life and take appropriate action.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:38 PM (6jv/d)

53
Democrat questioning is all "In light of Donald Trump's 32 crimes of fraud and his illegal pardoning of 100 fraudsters, can you blame anyone for committing fraud?"

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:38 PM (pAy1S)

54 Tim Walz is doing his typical Blustering Homosexual Retard act,

Knucklehead! I said I'm a knucklehead!!!

Posted by: Tim Walz at March 04, 2026 02:38 PM (JCZqz)

55 You can't hate Democrats enough. To include the nice little old lady next door with her "Hate has no home here" signs. FFS!
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 02:37 PM (aaRct)

If your neighbor has a "Hate has no home here" sign, consider attaching a smiling picture of Trump to it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

56 I wouldn't be upset if I saw Somali's being dragged through the streets...


On their way to the airport to be deported back to the shithole they crawled out of.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (aaRct)

57
And this fucker Walz was going to be VP of the United States?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

================

It's terrifying.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (pAy1S)

58 Some people did some stuff.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar, brother afficianado at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (I69rP)

59 What does Kamala have to say?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (pZ64F)

60
"Let me be clear: In Minnesota, if you defraud public programs, if you steal taxpayer money, we'll find you, we'll prosecute you, we'll convict you, and we'll throw you in jail,"

================

Absolute lie. The feds did it all.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:40 PM (pAy1S)

61
He'll be US Senator Walz of Minnesota real soon. You watch.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2026 02:40 PM (IifOV)

62 I wonder if Brandon Gill is deliberately putting a lock of hair over his forehead so he looks like Superman.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 02:41 PM (Riz8t)

63
You can't hate Democrats enough. To include the nice little old lady next door with her "Hate has no home here" signs. FFS!
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 02:37 PM (aaRct)


ALL Democrat voters support:

The genital mutilation of children.
Open borders and importing criminals from every 3rd world shithole on the planet.
Allowing illegals to rape, pillage and murder Americans.
Imprisoning people for 'wrongthink.'
Killing people for 'wrongthink.'
The killing of white people for whatever reason.

I'm sure there's more, but I'm tired.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:41 PM (6jv/d)

64 While I'm sure Timmy is as venal as they come, I sort of think he is just the designated patsy. Somewhere behind the curtain, the real brains of the outfit is now counting his money while stroking a white Persian cat.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 04, 2026 02:41 PM (CSQvy)

65 "Tim Walz, Keith Ellison Face Congressmen on the Rampant Fraud They Encouraged and Enabled"


Ace I think you forgot to add this line:


"And profited from".

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 02:41 PM (0N4FZ)

66
Governor Walz did Pretti-Good.

Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2026 02:41 PM (IifOV)

67 What does Kamala have to say?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (pZ64F)


Space is vast and spacious.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:42 PM (6jv/d)

68 28 Tim should be decorating a lamppost.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:33 PM (zZu0s)

Tim should be having his bones pounded to powder by a jackhammer.

Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 02:42 PM (3wOGw)

69 I wouldn't be upset if I saw Somali's being dragged through the streets...

On their way to the airport to be deported back to the shithole they crawled out of.
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

(the best nic ever, by the way) Maybe we could deport them on an Iranian navy vessel.

Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 02:42 PM (MJOSJ)

70 ...I'm sure there's more, but I'm tired.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:41 PM (6jv/d)


Getting rid of police
No cash bail
Hell, getting rid of prisons...

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 02:43 PM (aaRct)

71 Tim should be having his bones pounded to powder by a jackhammer.
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 02:42 PM (3wOGw)

Damn. Wasn't that the Jewish curse for Hadrian?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:43 PM (zZu0s)

72 I wonder if Brandon Gill is deliberately putting a lock of hair over his forehead so he looks like Superman.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 02:41 PM (Riz8t)

The worst thing in politics now is the proliferation of "the look"

Every politician who plans to do big things cultivates a "look" - like nose glasses, or a curl, or anything like that
It turns politics into WWE, and rightly so.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:43 PM (rbvCR)

73 I do revel in the fact that Eyepatch McCain will be sent packing.

Thank you for your military service, sir.

Your government service, however, you can GFY for, asshole.

Don't go away mad, just go away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:43 PM (6jv/d)

74
Hate Has No Home Here
(but it sure pays the rent)

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 02:44 PM (e5WJR)

75 59 What does Kamala have to say?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (pZ64F)

"GARCON! ANOTHER EIGHT FINGERS!"

Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 02:44 PM (3wOGw)

76 If the election fraud had worked it would be Vice President Walz, but wait! There’s more! On top that would’ve been President Harris! I’m stopping now. Don’t want to puke up my Whataburg.

Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2026 02:44 PM (sH4Bk)

77 55 You can't hate Democrats enough. To include the nice little old lady next door with her "Hate has no home here" signs. FFS!
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 02:37 PM (aaRct)

If your neighbor has a "Hate has no home here" sign, consider attaching a smiling picture of Trump to it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:38 PM (ExV1e)

++++

Whenever I come across a house with a "Hate has no home here" sign I am filled with irrational rage.

Posted by: washrivergal at March 04, 2026 02:45 PM (MMuF5)

78 The old ways are best. -- Vlad the Impaler

I saw mention of a particularly gruesome old way- a medieval duke was burned to death by his townsfolk... with a candle.

Posted by: t-bird at March 04, 2026 02:45 PM (MJOSJ)

79 What does Kamala have to say?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (pZ64F)

"GARCON! ANOTHER EIGHT FINGERS!"

Pronounced GAR-kon.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 02:45 PM (Riz8t)

80
This all great but you know what would be even greater? Sending people to dig canals... after a fair trial of course.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious

================

I found a shovel-ready project.

https://x.com/mpopv/status/
2028936400146710955

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:45 PM (pAy1S)

81 66
Governor Walz did Pretti-Good.
Posted by: Frank Barone at March 04, 2026 02:41 PM

When I see Pretti good all I hear is Larry David saying that phrase over and over.

Posted by: CaliGirl at March 04, 2026 02:46 PM (x62K9)

82 Republicans have homed in on the welfare scandal as an opportunity to disparage the state's Democratic leadership

—

Out: Republicans pounce

In: Republicans home

Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 02:46 PM (qpQFJ)

83 Gar-Kon sounds like a bad guy from Conan stories.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:46 PM (zZu0s)

84 59 What does Kamala have to say?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (pZ64F)
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Hawk TUAH

Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (3BwY8)

85 Disparage is a good word.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (zZu0s)

86 Most Democrats don't support anything besides a (D) printed on a paper, and most Republicans are the same, except it's an (R).

They all just punch the ticket, especially in midterms - that's where the die-hards vote.

Both get told every two years it's The Most Important Ticket Ever Punched, and it's never true until it is, and by that time, every ticket-puncher has long since quit punching tickets.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (BI5O2)

87 ----
Hawk TUAH
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (


Went to a Trump Superstore in Myrtle Beach and they were still selling that gear. I was surprised.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (6jv/d)

88 Don’t want to puke up my Whataburg.
Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2026 02:44 PM (sH4Bk)

Why not? Puke tastes better.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (C5K3W)

89 Disparage is a good word.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (zZu0s)


I like the word 'shenanigans.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:48 PM (6jv/d)

90 Kamala loved the blustering homo retard act--it got him the VP nomination.

Posted by: Dave at March 04, 2026 02:48 PM (sbsMc)

91 Is it wrong to hope for a civil war between Minnesota Dem factions? Asking for a friend

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 02:48 PM (/C62k)

92
Why not? Puke tastes better.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (C5K3W)


There has never been anything more incorrect said on the internet in the history of ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:48 PM (6jv/d)

93 Is anyone going to be arrested for this stuff?

Posted by: GigantorX at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (VkId7)

94 I like the word 'shenanigans.'
----------------
Monkey shines is moar on target.

Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (pZ64F)

95 Kamala loved the blustering homo retard act--it got him the VP nomination.
Posted by: Dave at March 04, 2026 02:48 PM (sbsMc)

Dems were attracted by the deep deep pockets he represented.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (rbvCR)

96 When will people learn that electing democrats is just a raid on the treasury?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (C5K3W)

97 99.999% of homes with a “no human is illegal” sign in front are at least 3 miles away from where the nearest illegal lives.

Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (qpQFJ)

98 I wonder if Brandon Gill is deliberately putting a lock of hair over his forehead so he looks like Superman.
Posted by: Archimedes

I don't think that kind of thing usually happens accidentally.

I'm wondering how long it takes him in the morning to get it just right.

But it's cute on him and he's asking the right questions so I'll let it slide.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (a+4eV)

99 As long as we are investigating Minnesota fraud, and sending people to look at the full list, can we get someone to go over to Walz's house with a cadaver dog, checking for missing school boys?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (di6Sl)

100 Went to a Trump Superstore in Myrtle Beach and they were still selling that gear. I was surprised.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (6jv/d)
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Well it's Myrtle Beach, so...

Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (3BwY8)

101 Any chance Trump can dump the Income Taxes?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:50 PM (pZ64F)

102 Kamala, AKA Venn-Diagram von Cackleshart.

Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 02:50 PM (3wOGw)

103 crucifixion at 7

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at March 04, 2026 02:50 PM (jrgJz)

104 While I'm sure Timmy is as venal as they come, I sort of think he is just the designated patsy. Somewhere behind the curtain, the real brains of the outfit is now counting his money while stroking a white Persian cat.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 04, 2026 02:41 PM (CSQvy)
====

That's one speculation.

I think it's more like a cloud of two-bit con artists gaming out the system for a career in crime. One set of crooks pools up a percentage of their take to push another set of crooks into positions of power in another state. Then it's vicey and versey, up and down, and all around. The greatest fleece job ever committed in one country in the history of the world.

Posted by: mrp at March 04, 2026 02:50 PM (rj6Yv)

105 Is anyone going to be arrested for this stuff?
Posted by: GigantorX at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (VkId7)


So far, for the billions of dollars that has been stolen from the American taxpayer, there's been, what, 90 arrests? However, I haven't heard of one conviction for anything even remotely related to this.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:50 PM (6jv/d)

106 75 59 What does Kamala have to say?
Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (pZ64F)

"GARCON! ANOTHER EIGHT FINGERS!"
Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 02:44 PM (3wOGw)

You forgot 'hic'.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 02:50 PM (QGaXH)

107 The Left: Trump valuing what his properties are worth to get a loan. - Crime.

Also the Left: Soamli pirates stealing the public bline - Not A Crime, and if you merely question it, racism straight up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2026 02:50 PM (XV/Pl)

108 ----
Well it's Myrtle Beach, so...
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM


Valid, but it's the offseason. I expect things like that when it's in season, but.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:51 PM (6jv/d)

109 I wonder how the South African Boers are doing. Have they defrauded the American taxpayers by this time or nah?

I'm guessing nah.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 04, 2026 02:51 PM (FMtrg)

110
You forgot 'hic'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 02:50 PM (QGaXH)


Bish bettah not be stealing my schtick!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 04, 2026 02:52 PM (6jv/d)

111 106 You forgot 'hic'.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 02:50 PM (QGaXH)

I don't do Hillary posts.

Posted by: XTC at March 04, 2026 02:52 PM (3wOGw)

112 Diane Lane on the Tonight show. 1983. Cute as a button.

https://youtu.be/W2iHngxn1dg?
si=43ZcnnvaG4w_OcWp
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Thanks for that. Diane Lane is an underrated beauty.

Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 02:52 PM (77rzZ)

113 When will people learn that electing democrats is just a raid on the treasury?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (C5K3W)

Most democrat voters are in on it. Think who their voters are. Teachers, govt employees, welfare recipients, ngo people, military contractors, etc. They’re fine with raiding the treasury because they get a cut.

Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 02:52 PM (qpQFJ)

114 Why you do this to me, Dimmy?

Posted by: Timmy Walz's victims at March 04, 2026 02:53 PM (/IU3q)

115 Trump just dropped a post on Truth Social (I believe) where he says that he's going to make an endorsement in the TX Senate race and he wants whoever he doesn't choose to drop out.

Hmmmm....

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at March 04, 2026 02:53 PM (hil2i)

116 Why not? Puke tastes better.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 04, 2026 02:47 PM (C5K3W)
Well, it might be the same because I just ate it.
What do you have against Whataburger?

Posted by: Eromero at March 04, 2026 02:53 PM (sH4Bk)

117 109 I should add that I assume they are not because if they were, the left would be defending them instead of protesting them.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at March 04, 2026 02:54 PM (FMtrg)

118 > So far, for the billions of dollars that has been stolen from the American taxpayer, there's been, what, 90 arrests? However, I haven't heard of one conviction for anything even remotely related to this.
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There likely won't be any convictions. Ever.

And the amount stolen, so far, from taxpayers in more like $38 Trillion Dollars. There's no other way to justify that amount of federal debt unless it's all fraud.

Oh, and lastly, I'd like a fucking refund for the 40+ years of taxes I've paid.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 04, 2026 02:55 PM (jtM2q)

119 Wow.... that progression of autism spending in Minnesota stuns even me. Nancy Mace made Walz look even more retarded than usual..... it's incredible that there are 5.7M people living in Minnesota.... and they spent $343M on autism programs in 2024 alone. That's so clearly criminal as to not even need any further explanation....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 02:55 PM (xT8gx)

120 "I just know what the attorneys said."

Layers of Weasel up in here.

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 04, 2026 02:55 PM (DgMqy)

121 lol horde mind @110/111

Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 02:55 PM (3BwY8)

122 “WOW: The Walz Administration just said rioters are using Minnesota’s Paid Family Medical Leave program to take up to 12 weeks off of work, paid for by the taxpayers, after being tear-gassed.”

Minnesota Officials Confirm Protests Tied To Tax-Funded Leave Claims

https://tinyurl.com/mr36njds

Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 02:56 PM (NpAcC)

123 The interviewer in the C3 video is hawt.

Posted by: Bigsmith at March 04, 2026 02:56 PM (1Au9i)

124 : "Somebody's lying! Either you're lying or the court's lying. Which one?"

The one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 02:57 PM (Kt19C)

125 >>>"We don't investigate or prosecute people based on ethnicity, religion--," Walz said, before Jordan interrupted him.

"Neither do I, we shouldn't do that," Jordan responded.

>That's a good reason why we should lock up both of the criminal fucks. One black, one white.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 02:57 PM (gVUi7)

126 The interviewer in the C3 video is hawt.
Posted by: Bigsmith at March 04, 2026 02:56 PM (1Au9i)

Nancy Mace. Yes hot but she's in the wrong corner of the hot/crazy matrix...

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM (xT8gx)

127 Sometimes Nancy Mace looks pretty hot, like when she is gnawing on Tim Walz's headbone.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM (mV7kM)

128 There will be some token arrest. Guy will get 6 months prison time or something like that. But none of the money will ever be recovered. And it will continue to be stolen. Democrats are a crime syndicate. They don’t just stop operations because someone got sloppy.

Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM (qpQFJ)

129 99.999% of homes with a “no human is illegal” sign in front are at least 3 miles away from where the nearest illegal lives.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (qpQFJ)

Aside from the nanny.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM (8avO+)

130 Any chance Trump can dump the Income Taxes?
Posted by: pudinhead

Considering it's an actual, while unConstitutional Amendment, Amendment, no.

But the Congresshitbirds could pass a law to redirect all income taxes to taxpayer-controlled savings accounts. That might be the only option in the immediate.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM (diia5)

131 121 lol horde mind @110/111
Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 02:55 PM (3BwY

I love when I manage to stir the pot like that....LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM (QGaXH)

132 Wow.... that progression of autism spending in Minnesota stuns even me. Nancy Mace made Walz look even more retarded than usual..... it's incredible that there are 5.7M people living in Minnesota.... and they spent $343M on autism programs in 2024 alone. That's so clearly criminal as to not even need any further explanation....
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


5.4M are Somalis.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 02:59 PM (pKr8Y)

133 "We don't investigate or prosecute people based on ethnicity, religion--," Walz said, before Jordan interrupted him.



But releasing criminals back onto the streets based on their ethnicity or religion is a-ok, right Timmy?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 02:59 PM (6jv/d)

134 The one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

OK, will someone please explain this one to me?

Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 02:59 PM (77rzZ)

135 Diane Lane on the Tonight show. 1983. Cute as a button.

https://youtu.be/W2iHngxn1dg?
si=43ZcnnvaG4w_OcWp
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Thanks for that. Diane Lane is an underrated beauty.
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 02:52 PM (77rzZ)

I've always had a crush on her, ever since I saw her as Breezy in the movie 6 pack with Kenny Rogers and Erin Gray

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 04, 2026 02:59 PM (NtVYv)

136 somehow, Trump was indited and spent time in actual courtrooms on actual made-up charges/laws which may have been violations at best .
this MN fraud is a slam-dunk case a rookie could procecute.
what the f is the point of these hearings... you have a building full of lawyers , can someone serve Waltz / Ellison a subpeona? is that so fking hard to do.?!?!?

Posted by: blindJustice at March 04, 2026 02:59 PM (5LiC7)

137 129 99.999% of homes with a “no human is illegal” sign in front are at least 3 miles away from where the nearest illegal lives.
Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 02:49 PM (qpQFJ)

Aside from the nanny.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM (8avO+)

I rate this as

True [ ]

False [X]

There are also gardeners.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:01 PM (QGaXH)

138 The interviewer in the C3 video is hawt.
Posted by: Bigsmith at March 04, 2026 02:56 PM (1Au9i)

Nancy Mace. Yes hot but she's in the wrong corner of the hot/crazy matrix...
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM

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Gawd no. I was referring to the blond reporter in the last clip posted by C3.

Posted by: Bigsmith at March 04, 2026 03:02 PM (1Au9i)

139 I'm sorry but congressional hearings accomplish pretty much nothing.

Has Walz or Ellison been charged? This is prima facie criminal negligence even if they weren't involved...which they were.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:02 PM (sKqQm)

140 36 Name one, Tampon Tim. Name one.
Posted by: Dan at March 04, 2026 02:30 PM (dkCvi)

I bet some white guy with white privilege went down for that.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 02:34 PM (rbvCR)

*perks up* Went... down?

Posted by: James Talarico at March 04, 2026 03:02 PM (Sy6m/)

141 Do the defrauded people in Minnesota have standing to file a class action lawsuit against the defrauders?

Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 03:02 PM (+nEug)

142 Aside from the nanny.

I ended up on a mailing list for working moms in the blue area I live in.

The most common topic was "How do I make sure I don't get in trouble for not reporting my payments to Maria?"

The second most common topic was, "Some American girl interviewed for my nanny job and she wanted $20h...and some nights off! What a bitch!"

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:04 PM (sKqQm)

143 130 Any chance Trump can dump the Income Taxes?
Posted by: pudinhead

Considering it's an actual, while unConstitutional Amendment, Amendment, no.

But the Congresshitbirds could pass a law to redirect all income taxes to taxpayer-controlled savings accounts. That might be the only option in the immediate.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM (diia5)

I don't think the amendment mandates Income Taxes, it just allows them. It was just going to be a small amount, surely the rich could afford an extra 2 or 3 % for the common weal...

In practice it created a bottomless well of money.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:04 PM (QGaXH)

144 141 Do the defrauded people in Minnesota have standing to file a class action lawsuit against the defrauders?
Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 03:02 PM (+nEug)

Dismissed
- Judge Boasberg

Posted by: Heroq at March 04, 2026 03:04 PM (qpQFJ)

145 Gawd no. I was referring to the blond reporter in the last clip posted by C3.
Posted by: Bigsmith at March 04, 2026 03:02 PM (1Au9i)

Ah... my bad. That means I gotta go back up and watch the clip posted by C3....

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 03:04 PM (xT8gx)

146 We don't investigate or prosecute people based on ethnicity, religion--," Walz said, before Jordan interrupted him.
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Or crime.

Note also he didn't say they don't prosecute based on political views.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:04 PM (e5WJR)

147
There are also gardeners.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue
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House cleaners.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2026 03:05 PM (XeU6L)

148 9 I have nooded.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 04, 2026 02:26 PM (ExV1e)
________
Put your clothes back on! There are ladies present.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 04, 2026 03:05 PM (AlhUl)

149
While I'm sure Timmy is as venal as they come, I sort of think he is just the designated patsy. Somewhere behind the curtain, the real brains of the outfit is now counting his money while stroking a white Persian cat.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy

===============

That's what I think. Somali scamsters sized up Timmy as stupid and timid, and scammed away. He never had anything to do with their arrests or trials.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 03:06 PM (pAy1S)

150
So far, for the billions of dollars that has been stolen from the American taxpayer, there's been, what, 90 arrests? However, I haven't heard of one conviction for anything even remotely related to this.
--------------
There likely won't be any convictions. Ever.

Posted by: Martini Farmer

===============

The Feeding Our Future fraud got 80+ convictions, and people went to prison.

This latest bunch -- the autism, elder care, daycare, and learing centers -- haven't seen the business end of a federal investigator yet as far as I know, but I only know what Pam Bondi tells us.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 03:08 PM (pAy1S)

151 I think Timpon was involved, but we'd fine that say one of his kids got a no-show NGO job out of this.

Which is a "legal" way to bribe someone

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:08 PM (sKqQm)

152 134 The one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats

OK, will someone please explain this one to me?
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 02:59 PM (77rzZ)

It was the punchline from a joke but I forgot the details. I think it involved an inebriated person and a women with two tattooed thighs (Elvis and someone else) and the drunk trying to identify the who the two tattoos were. He wasn't sure about the tattoos but the one in the middle was definitely Willie...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:08 PM (QGaXH)

153 Here I am at the hospital for MOAR TESTING. MRI today. I rock this hospital gown, I must say.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:09 PM (TzUrJ)

154 152 Thanks, ARiK.

Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 03:09 PM (77rzZ)

155 >>OK, will someone please explain this one to me?

It's the punchline of a joke that's worthy of a slight chuckle the first time you hear it.

Posted by: one hour sober at March 04, 2026 03:10 PM (Y1sOo)

156 >>The interim report, based on transcribed interviews with nine current and former Minnesota state employees and documents obtained to date, includes new explosive testimony revealing that senior officials in Minnesota state government — including Governor Tim Walz and Attorney General Keith Ellison — were aware for years of widespread fraud in federally funded social services programs, deliberately misled the American people about their knowledge of the fraud, possessed clear authority to safeguard taxpayer dollars, and repeatedly failed to take meaningful action.

https://tinyurl.com/sz84cmzd

Posted by: JackStraw at March 04, 2026 03:11 PM (viF8m)

157 Here I am at the hospital for MOAR TESTING. MRI today. I rock this hospital gown, I must say.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

I had a gastric emptying test today. I got to eat radioactive scrambled eggs. Sadly, I do not seem to have acquired any cool superpowers as a result.

Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)

158 See 40 years ago its Willie Nelson but nowadays it would be Jason Statham

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:11 PM (sKqQm)

159
Do the defrauded people in Minnesota have standing to file a class action lawsuit against the defrauders?
Posted by: Ben Had

===============

There must be a hard NO to that, because otherwise there would have been tons of successful lawsuits against Our Betters over the years.

But you'd think we'd be able to!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 03:11 PM (pAy1S)

160 >>>Or crime.

Note also he didn't say they don't prosecute based on political views.

Posted by: ...

>One black muslim. One white christian. The shackles don't discriminate.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 04, 2026 03:12 PM (gVUi7)

161 Billions and Billions of tax dollars stolen. But these dickheads know Nothing!,Nothing! about it? Sure they don't. Because the American people are stupid and believe anything they say. They would not want me on their jury. But it's not just these two, all of the dirty assholes that was in on this. ALL of them.

Posted by: Case at March 04, 2026 03:12 PM (gQFwH)

162 Put your clothes back on! There are ladies present.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 04

Thanks. I laughed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 03:12 PM (7RYym)

163 Do the defrauded people in Minnesota have standing to file a class action lawsuit against the defrauders?

Its only your taxdollars.

No standing.

Next

Posted by: Some Judge at March 04, 2026 03:12 PM (sKqQm)

164 Who do I see to get my tax dollars back?

Posted by: High tech at March 04, 2026 03:12 PM (37cEZ)

165 I do not seem to have acquired any cool superpowers as a result.
Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 03:11 PM (77rzZ)

—————

Yet

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:12 PM (TzUrJ)

166 Do the defrauded people in Minnesota have standing to file a class action lawsuit against the defrauders?
Posted by: Ben Had

===============

There must be a hard NO to that, because otherwise there would have been tons of successful lawsuits against Our Betters over the years.

But you'd think we'd be able to!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 03:11 PM (pAy1S)
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It's more than a little infuriating that Somali fraudsters could be found to have more standing to restore their "benefits" than the Americans they are stealing from.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 03:13 PM (ESVrU)

167 I don't think the amendment mandates Income Taxes, it just allows them. It was just going to be a small amount, surely the rich could afford an extra 2 or 3 % for the common weal...

In practice it created a bottomless well of money.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:04 PM


It doesn't the amendment just gives congress the power to levy income taxes without regard to any census or apportionment. There is no where in the 16th amendment that requires an income tax.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2026 03:14 PM (0N4FZ)

168 Here I am at the hospital for MOAR TESTING. MRI today. I rock this hospital gown, I must say.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:09 PM (TzUrJ)

Best to you. I recently had an MRI and there were some "exciting" words in the report that had me sweating... but then I saw the neurologist and was relieved to hear that all was well. But it's the kind of excitement I don't need.... I hope your excitement abates quickly/immediately

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 03:14 PM (xT8gx)

169
Look at the bright side, Timpon -- once you are imprisoned, you can become a fierce and fearless advocate for having tampon dispensers installed in men's prisons.

The music never stops and the song goes on.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) Imprison! Imprison! Imprison! at March 04, 2026 03:14 PM (xG4kz)

170
Its only your taxdollars.

No standing.

Next
Posted by: Some Judge

================

If the big corporations are supposed to get everything back after Trump's "illegal" tariffs, I don't see why I shouldn't get back all the money I gave the government that it put to illegal uses.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 03:15 PM (pAy1S)

171 It's more than a little infuriating that Somali fraudsters could be found to have more standing to restore their "benefits" than the Americans they are stealing from.

The point of government is to take as much money from the productive class as possible to steal that money for the government and its clients.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:15 PM (sKqQm)

172 I'm sorry but congressional hearings accomplish pretty much nothing...


The dirty little secret is that if the media picks up the trail and pursues it, then they can accomplish much. The true power of the media is that they control the narrative because sadly there are enough stupid, non-critically thinking people in this country that if the media says "Go out and burn down the cities tonight!", the cities will burn tonight.


This is another of the many reasons I've bcome jaded on teh whole idea of "democracy".

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 03:15 PM (aaRct)

173 I hope your excitement abates quickly/immediately
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 03:14 PM (xT8gx)

————-

Thanks, Linus. This is just a continuation of my little medical adventure that started in September.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:16 PM (TzUrJ)

174
I sometimes got connecting flights through Minneapolis in the late 1990s, and even then I was struck by the number of Somalis working in and around the airport. The males have a certain look that can identify them, and I could always tell the female ones because of the clothing.

It turns out the whole thing was so much worse than it looked. And it didn't look good. Did any of them get jobs that weren't just used to facilitate crime?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 03:16 PM (VWtfl)

175 One thing I noticed about those videos.... Jim Jordan did not have his sleeves rolled up. What's going on???!!

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 03:17 PM (xT8gx)

176 This is another of the many reasons I've bcome jaded on teh whole idea of "democracy".

The founders were pretty clear on this - for representative government to work you need a moral and engaged electorate.

And living in a blue area the electorate most cares about "how do I get mine?" to the extent they can even be bothered to read more then a headline...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:17 PM (sKqQm)

177 Trump is a terrorist. I think that's a new one.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:17 PM (e5WJR)

178 I don't think it has been mentioned often enough that even if Kamala were not politically lethal on her own (she is), the fact that she selected a corrupt moron like Walz as her veep would end her political career all on its own.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 03:18 PM (Riz8t)

179 The Congress wouldn't dare pass a bill stopping all Federal monies until the fraud is cleaned up . Why? Lots of fraud everywhere. It's just humongous in blue states

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 04, 2026 03:18 PM (/C62k)

180 Walz is pretty reflective of a type of leftwing voter. He's like the mirror reverse of Vance.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:18 PM (sKqQm)

181 I rock this hospital gown, I must say.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:09 PM

I'm sure you do, and it's good that you maintain a sense of humor. May the Lord bless you and may rough places be made smooth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 03:18 PM (PFs9e)

182 The point of government is to take as much money from the productive class as possible to steal that money for the government and its clients.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:15 PM (sKqQm)

Don't forget making people miserable.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:19 PM (e5WJR)

183 "I can't speak to that" is the new "I can't recall."

Wow. BURN! I was waiting for pedo mouth Walz's thistle hair to combust into flames!

What a retard! He could have been a heartbeat and stutter from being president!

THANK GOD FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 03:19 PM (WONhk)

184 One thing I noticed about those videos.... Jim Jordan did not have his sleeves rolled up. What's going on???!!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 03:17 PM (xT8gx)
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That's how you know nothing will happen.../sarc

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 04, 2026 03:19 PM (ESVrU)

185 The Congress wouldn't dare pass a bill stopping all Federal monies until the fraud is cleaned up . Why? Lots of fraud everywhere. It's just humongous in blue states

A non-trivial number of GOPers are beneficiaries of fraud as well.

Why don't they want to clamp down on MN Somali fraud? Well it could be their rice bowl next...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:19 PM (sKqQm)

186 The point of government is to take as much money from the productive class as possible to steal that money for the government and its clients.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:15 PM (sKqQm)

Don't forget making people miserable.

And guaranteeing access to sex with children.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 03:20 PM (U4c/V)

187 On today's episode of the Waltons, John breeds Olivia out again.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 04, 2026 03:20 PM (Kt19C)

188 I rock this hospital gown, I must say.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:09 PM
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It really lets your ass breathe!

Posted by: Frank Reynolds at March 04, 2026 03:20 PM (ESVrU)

189 168 Here I am at the hospital for MOAR TESTING. MRI today. I rock this hospital gown, I must say.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:09 PM (TzUrJ)

Best to you. I recently had an MRI and there were some "exciting" words in the report that had me sweating... but then I saw the neurologist and was relieved to hear that all was well. But it's the kind of excitement I don't need.... I hope your excitement abates quickly/immediately
Posted by: LinusVanPelt


I hate that results are posted for patients to see before a provider has had a chance to review them. Dr Google is not your friend. AI is not your friend. Please. Let your doctor explain the results
To you. It will save you a ton or worry.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 03:20 PM (W2Pud)

190
I will be pleasantly surprised if Walz and Ellison go to jail.

I don't think they will -- the desire to actually put them there is needed. I hope I'm wrong.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 04, 2026 03:21 PM (VWtfl)

191 159
Do the defrauded people in Minnesota have standing to file a class action lawsuit against the defrauders?
Posted by: Ben Had

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There must be a hard NO to that, because otherwise there would have been tons of successful lawsuits against Our Betters over the years.

But you'd think we'd be able to!!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 03:11 PM (pAy1S)

In my working life I worked around large liquid nitrogen (LN2) dewars. These stood around 5' tall and maybe 36 inches in diameter. Every one had a little pressure relief valve to allow gas from the warming LN2 to escape. There are some pretty sobering videos of what happens when you tamper with the pressure relief that allows the expanding gas to escape. (BOOM!)

Elections are like that little pressure relief valve. I think it's extremely dangerous that in some instances D's apparently have found a way rig elections in their favor. Kind of like welding that pressure valve shut.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:21 PM (QGaXH)

192 You can't hate Democrats enough. To include the nice little old lady next door with her "Hate has no home here" signs. FFS!
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 02:37 PM (aaRct)

I just bought a house. When I move in two months from now, I’m tempted to fill my yard with signs such as “Hate Lives Here Happily” and “My Life is the Only One that Matters” and “I Don’t Coexist with Marxists” etc., etc.

Posted by: Kathysaysso at March 04, 2026 03:21 PM (7OVtU)

193 Ok great! Now fucking kill them or something!

Posted by: JoshO at March 04, 2026 03:22 PM (xL2KH)

194 As was said to Senator McCarthy de ades ago, "Have you no decency?".

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at March 04, 2026 03:22 PM (YlWIZ)

195 Thanks, Fen.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:22 PM (TzUrJ)

196
I hate that results are posted for patients to see before a provider has had a chance to review them. Dr Google is not your friend. AI is not your friend. Please. Let your doctor explain the results
To you. It will save you a ton or worry.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 03:20 PM (W2Pud)

I get my results online and last time I was panicked because some of the tests looked bad and contacted My Doctor.. She said that they were actually good....I felt stupid

Posted by: It's me donna at March 04, 2026 03:23 PM (VE6XX)

197 168 Here I am at the hospital for MOAR TESTING. MRI today. I rock this hospital gown, I must say.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:09 PM (TzUrJ)

Best to you. I recently had an MRI and there were some "exciting" words in the report that had me sweating... but then I saw the neurologist and was relieved to hear that all was well. But it's the kind of excitement I don't need.... I hope your excitement abates quickly/immediately
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 03:14 PM (xT8gx)

Be well, Duke! If you can rock a hospital gown you are high on my list!

Indeed, radiology reports send you into looking up words. With my cardiac sonogram the diagnosis looked not great. Then with research it was ok...later translated by the cardiac PA that it's ok and she dismissed me. That came as a surprise because I thought the "best case" would be I have to see her twice a year. Nope! Adios!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 03:23 PM (WONhk)

198 178 I don't think it has been mentioned often enough that even if Kamala were not politically lethal on her own (she is), the fact that she selected a corrupt moron like Walz as her veep would end her political career all on its own.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 04, 2026 03:18 PM (Riz8t)
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I think the evidence shows that being a corrupt moron in the D party is an asset.

Posted by: ballistic at March 04, 2026 03:23 PM (3BwY8)

199
Don't forget making people miserable.

Sort of. I remember a debate about recycling in one town I lived in.

After someone pointed out that pretty much all recycling gets thrown out anyway, some underworked and over privileged Karen stepped up to the mic to announce that of course we all have time to sort and wash our trash for the earth and that got cheers from the other Karens in attendance.

So Karens and their ilk get a rush from this sort of virtue signaling, sort of like modern flagellants. This is also why they loved wearing masking and bleaching their mail.

Note not long after the measure passed some HS kids put a tracker in the recycling, and traced it to...the town dump.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:24 PM (sKqQm)

200 Will pray Duke.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:24 PM (e5WJR)

201 And now for something completely different. Comedian Tim Hawkins, megachurch parking and the fruits of the spirit:

https://tinyurl.com/mwjd9a3y

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 03:24 PM (PFs9e)

202 I hate that results are posted for patients to see before a provider has had a chance to review them. Dr Google is not your friend. AI is not your friend. Please. Let your doctor explain the results
To you. It will save you a ton or worry.
Posted by: nurse ratched


Waiting for tomorrow to see my Gastroenterologist. When I was in for the kidney stone, they found a 50mm by 60mm mass by my pancreas. Had an endoscopy and biopsy done last Thursday. The doctor that did it said it didn't look like cancer. Said it was "unique". The mass looked like a bag of marbles. Even said that in the report.

Tomorrow I get to see the doctor and hopefully the lab results.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 03:24 PM (pKr8Y)

203 67 What does Kamala have to say?

Posted by: pudinhead at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (pZ64F)


Space is vast and spacious.

space is big
space is dark
it's hard to find
a place to park

Posted by: burma shave at March 04, 2026 03:24 PM (oY6Yp)

204 Walz looks like a guy who beat his dick like it owes him money.

Posted by: Vengeance at March 04, 2026 03:25 PM (wn0/z)

205 Posted by: nurse ratched at March 04, 2026 03:20 PM (W2Pud)

Yes. I despise having to interpret my own results.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:25 PM (e5WJR)

206 Money from these frauds is probably being laundered back to the techno billionaire socialists who fund and control the democrat party. They didn't set up those NGO webs for nothing.

Posted by: Going deep. Out. at March 04, 2026 03:25 PM (9X60i)

207 This is another of the many reasons I've bcome jaded on teh whole idea of "democracy".

The founders were pretty clear on this - for representative government to work you need a moral and engaged electorate.

And living in a blue area the electorate most cares about "how do I get mine?" to the extent they can even be bothered to read more then a headline...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:17 PM (sKqQm)


Precisely! And it's worsened when 98% of the media - the ones providing the headlines - are communist rat-fucks.

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 03:25 PM (aaRct)

208 175 One thing I noticed about those videos.... Jim Jordan did not have his sleeves rolled up. What's going on???!!
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at March 04, 2026 03:17 PM (xT8gx)

It's been pretty cold in DC lately, I hear.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:25 PM (QGaXH)

209 It’s still amazing to me that the 2 candidates from the land of misfits, kamala and waltz thought they were going to win.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 04, 2026 03:26 PM (2NHgQ)

210 apropos...this has come to my attention : "MASSIVE VICTORY: Proposition 10 to ban Sharia in Texas passed by an overwhelming landslide (95%)!

We sent a message that cannot be ignored.

Texans stand for America, not Sharia."

5% who did not, need to be deported

Posted by: runner at March 04, 2026 03:26 PM (GD0B3)

211 The most dangerous place in the world is between a Republican and their Hearing Microphone.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:26 PM (e5WJR)

212 Elections are like that little pressure relief valve. I think it's extremely dangerous that in some instances D's apparently have found a way rig elections in their favor. Kind of like welding that pressure valve shut.

Indeed - the point of elections is to replace combat to determine who leads and what policies we follow. The argument is the majority would probably win on the battlefield, so it is simpler to let them win an election without all the destruction and death.

But stealing elections then says to the majority that they will no longer get their way unless they in fact resort to violence...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:26 PM (sKqQm)

213 Democrats will be ushering in Sharia sooner than you imagine.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:27 PM (e5WJR)

214 Openly I mean. I mean they're already doing it. There are Sharia Courts.

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:27 PM (e5WJR)

215 Indeed, radiology reports send you into looking up words. With my cardiac sonogram the diagnosis looked not great. Then with research it was ok...later translated by the cardiac PA that it's ok and she dismissed me. That came as a surprise because I thought the "best case" would be I have to see her twice a year. Nope! Adios!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 03:23 PM (WONhk)

Yes I had an odd incident years back and called an ambulance to the E room. After a few days and the cardio dude looked at the tests and said don't come back for 10 years.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 03:27 PM (8avO+)

216 202 Prayer up, Rickb.

Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 03:27 PM (77rzZ)

217 I usually say I don't want to work with foreigners.

But I think I want foreigners to dig my grave, because they're greedy heathens, they just want to get paid, they won't ask too many questions about the 6' hole they're digging, they won't report it to any authorities, and then I can rest in front of my daylilies instead of sharing a room with 10,000 dickholes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 03:28 PM (BI5O2)

218 Last lab result I got had the phrase “how the fuck is this guy still alive?”

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:28 PM (TzUrJ)

219 Waiting for tomorrow to see my Gastroenterologist. When I was in for the kidney stone, they found a 50mm by 60mm mass by my pancreas. Had an endoscopy and biopsy done last Thursday. The doctor that did it said it didn't look like cancer. Said it was "unique". The mass looked like a bag of marbles. Even said that in the report.

Tomorrow I get to see the doctor and hopefully the lab results.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 03:24 PM (pKr8Y)

its gonna be an actual bag of marbles.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 03:28 PM (8avO+)

220 Kuwaiti aircraft are suspected to be responsible for the shootdown of three U.S. Air Force F-15E Strike Eagles on March 2, people familiar with the matter told Air & Space Forces Magazine. The friendly fire episode occurred around 7 a.m. local time on the third day of the U.S. war against Iran. At least one Kuwaiti F/A-18 is believed to be responsible.

Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 03:28 PM (RHGPo)

221 Has anyone ever heard John Cornhole grilling anyone?


Which is starting to piss me off. The rumor is that the GOP-E is going to rig the election and force Paxton out so that we have Uniparty stooge Cornhole resume his treachery.

Want to know how to make sure black-pilled Texans stay home in November? Tell them that Paxton couldn't beat Screwtape so they had to rig the election to keep the same damned Establishment types in to make sure SAVE never gets passed, that DOGE cuts are never implemented and that Obama Care can never be repealed/replaced and that Amnesty is always on the table.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 03:29 PM (WCaCG)

222 143 130 Any chance Trump can dump the Income Taxes?
Posted by: pudinhead

Considering it's an actual, while unConstitutional Amendment, Amendment, no.

But the Congresshitbirds could pass a law to redirect all income taxes to taxpayer-controlled savings accounts. That might be the only option in the immediate.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2026 02:58 PM (diia5)

I don't think the amendment mandates Income Taxes, it just allows them. It was just going to be a small amount, surely the rich could afford an extra 2 or 3 % for the common weal...

In practice it created a bottomless well of money.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Income taxes are like any other tax allowed by the Constitution for Congress to levy.

Congress can tax or it can remove the taxes as it pleases. The 16th Amendment does not mandate Congress pass income taxes, it simply allows them to do so.

To remove the income tax forever means repealing the 16th Amendment via another amendment. Like repealing the 17th, not very likely.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 03:29 PM (E4rtv)

223 Money from these frauds is probably being laundered back to the techno billionaire socialists who fund and control the democrat party. They didn't set up those NGO webs for nothing./i]

I'd say not exactly.

There are some people that float between tech jobs and NGOs, but mostly the NGOs are for people that can't perform at one of those tech companies.

Take Bezos, his money comes from the government protecting his semi-monopolies. And he trades letting the Democrats siphon tax dollars as graft in return for them protecting thise monopolies.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:29 PM (sKqQm)

224 It’s still amazing to me that the 2 candidates from the land of misfits, kamala and waltz thought they were going to win.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at March 04, 2026 03:26 PM (2NHgQ)

Given how much they stole from the campaign, they might not have thought they were going to win.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 03:29 PM (8avO+)

225 192 You can't hate Democrats enough. To include the nice little old lady next door with her "Hate has no home here" signs. FFS!
Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above! at March 04, 2026 02:37 PM (aaRct)

I just bought a house. When I move in two months from now, I’m tempted to fill my yard with signs such as “Hate Lives Here Happily” and “My Life is the Only One that Matters” and “I Don’t Coexist with Marxists” etc., etc.
Posted by: Kathysaysso at March 04, 2026 03:21 PM (7OVtU)

I have a house and I've at times wished I could find a sign that says 'In this house' and then lists Maxwell's Equations or Newtons laws of Motion.....

I don't believe my wife would allow it tho....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:30 PM (QGaXH)

226 "Cornhole grilling"

Cornhole and grilling make for a great cookout party!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at March 04, 2026 03:31 PM (DgMqy)

227 then I can rest in front of my daylilies instead of sharing a room with 10,000 dickholes.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 03:28 PM (BI5O2)

Three words: "Cremation" and "post-hole digger"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 03:31 PM (rbvCR)

228 The government giving up your money , never

Posted by: Ben Had at March 04, 2026 03:31 PM (+nEug)

229 But the Congresshitbirds could pass a law to redirect all income taxes to taxpayer-controlled savings accounts.

Or reduce the rate to 0% of income.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 03:31 PM (WCaCG)

230 We sent a message that cannot be ignored.

Texans stand for America, not Sharia."

5% who did not, need to be deported
Posted by: runner


Where are the results? All I can find is week old bullshit talking about it.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2026 03:32 PM (pKr8Y)

231 I don't think it has been mentioned often enough that even if Kamala were not politically lethal on her own (she is), the fact that she selected a corrupt moron like Walz as her veep would end her political career all on its own.

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certainly a brave journalist has asked Kamala to denounce her 'credibly accused' running mate. ?

Posted by: blindJustice at March 04, 2026 03:32 PM (5LiC7)

232 This stuff I have to drink for the MRI is quite refreshing. It’s lemon lime with hints of vanilla and cat litter.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:32 PM (TzUrJ)

233 Cremation

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Not an option.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 03:32 PM (BI5O2)

234 "In This House We Obey The Laws Of Thermodynamics"

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 03:32 PM (rbvCR)

235 Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 04, 2026 03:28 PM (TzUrJ)

Well. I'm sure there are number of people who are glad about that. And had you thought about doing a stand up comedy routine on doctors visits when all of this is completed?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 03:32 PM (PFs9e)

236 Sort of. I remember a debate about recycling in one town I lived in.

After someone pointed out that pretty much all recycling gets thrown out anyway, some underworked and over privileged Karen stepped up to the mic to announce that of course we all have time to sort and wash our trash for the earth and that got cheers from the other Karens in attendance.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:24 PM (sKqQm)

My take on this is that if recycling was really useful, the garbage company would pay us to pick it up. If my house is sitting on a gold mine or oil deposit, someone certainly will make it worth my while to get it out of the ground.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 03:32 PM (8avO+)

237 Trump could send the IRS off to shovel snow in Alaska and declare a tax amnesty similar to what Biden did with the border.

That doesn't mean a future Dem admin couldn't go after anyone that took advantage of Trump's offer though.

Of course this would be interesting politics because everyone that refused then to pay taxes would be HIGHLY incentivized to make sure no Dem ever wins the presidency again...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (sKqQm)

238 Wanted to add: I read 10yrs worth of lab/radiology results as a RN case manager in the ED, ICU's and all over the med center. So I generally know my stuff for results and am glad to get them quickly. Because the fear of the unknown and a wait of weeks is much worse for me.

However, until the doc talks to you there are often misconceptions. I've only had this myself once a few months ago...but I quickly saw it was not a huge deal with some research.

On the other hand, a few years ago my husband's calcium scores were high (he's on lipitor and this is what it's supposed to do: calcify the wet crap in your arteries,which is more stable). We felt ok, not great, but ok that he had no symptoms and was a past elite runner with a resting heart rate of 45.

The first cardiologist wanted a cath intervention with the scores,and I waited til we were out of the office to say, no, we are getting another opinon at the university.

There they had him combine a cardiac sono with stress test, proving his arteries were clear. The PA said all is well and sees him once a year...no cardiac cath. Thanks be to God.

Always get a second opinion if possible. Always.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (WONhk)

239 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Cancer at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

240 Prayers rickb223!!!!

Posted by: ... at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (e5WJR)

241 Not an option.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 03:32 PM (BI5O2)

Well, then a wide PTO driven auger is probably going to be your best bet. Avoid tree roots.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2026 03:33 PM (rbvCR)

242 Not an option.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Does Judaism forbid cremation? I did not know that.

Posted by: Bulg at March 04, 2026 03:34 PM (77rzZ)

243 Make me.

Posted by: Cow Demon at March 04, 2026 03:34 PM (fYhK6)

244 We should bill Kuwait for shooting down those 3 planes...

Posted by: lin-duh at March 04, 2026 03:34 PM (9U6Wl)

245 Kuwaiti aircraft are suspected to be responsible for the shootdown of three U.S. Air Force F-15E Strike Eagles on March 2, people familiar with the matter told Air & Space Forces Magazine. The friendly fire episode occurred around 7 a.m. local time on the third day of the U.S. war against Iran. At least one Kuwaiti F/A-18 is believed to be responsible.
Posted by: SMOD at March 04, 2026 03:28 PM (RHGPo)

if so at least we know they can hit *something*. Now we just need to point them in the right direction.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 03:35 PM (8avO+)

246 Posted by: Kathysaysso at March 04, 2026 03:21 PM (7OVtU)

I once put up a sign, "Hate has no home here , but irritability sometimes crashes on the couch."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2026 03:35 PM (PFs9e)

247 I have a house and I've at times wished I could find a sign that says 'In this house' and then lists Maxwell's Equations or Newtons laws of Motion.....

I don't believe my wife would allow it tho....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:30 PM

Show off!!!

Posted by: Kathysaysso at March 04, 2026 03:35 PM (7OVtU)

248 Kuwaiti aircraft are suspected to be responsible for the shootdown of three U.S. Air Force F-15E Strike Eagles

If the pilot shoots down two more, then he will be an Ace!

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at March 04, 2026 03:35 PM (WCaCG)

249

Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol
🚨#BREAKING: Lakeshia Alston, the woman running for election as a REPUBLICAN in North Carolina's Senate District 22 in a full hijab...

...and was revealed to actually be a LIFE-LONG DEMOCRAT

RAN COMPLETELY UNOPPOSED AND IS NOW THE GOP CANDIDATE!!!!

WHAT?!!!!

https://tinyurl.com/2ynxh72j

Posted by: redridinghood at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (NpAcC)

250 I saw 10,000 Dickholes open for P.E.E. on Dee Sniders Strangeland Tour in '98.

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 04, 2026 03:36 PM (xk72F)

251 we demand inditements perp-walks and extended jail time.

will settle for hand-drawn whiteboard bullet-points and fully cuffed(un-rolled) sleeves and uncouth statements.

Posted by: blindJustice at March 04, 2026 03:37 PM (5LiC7)

252 The Queen of all that is fraudulent, Hillary Clinton, was on full display recently, when she finally had to testify behind closed doors to Congress.

Her imperious attitude complete with yelling at different people asking her questions to slamming her hands down on the table and storming out of the room is the epitome of the arrogance of Democrats who are dared questioned. They are royalty and how dare anyone have the audacity to question their motives or actions. At least Bill was basically good natured and like drooling over the pictures to the point his lawyer kept trying to snatch them away form him.

Posted by: Cheri at March 04, 2026 03:37 PM (oiNtH)

253 There are some people that float between tech jobs and NGOs, but mostly the NGOs are for people that can't perform at one of those tech companies.

Take Bezos, his money comes from the government protecting his semi-monopolies. And he trades letting the Democrats siphon tax dollars as graft in return for them protecting thise monopolies.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 04, 2026 03:29 PM (sKqQm)

These days the real problem is that virtually all companies have a huge admin/HR wing that does nothing but provide jobs for Karens and scolds with the right politics. The actual workers might be able to cover their costs, or not.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (8avO+)

254 222 143 130 Any chance Trump can dump the Income Taxes?
Posted by: pudinhead

I don't think the amendment mandates Income Taxes, it just allows them.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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The 16th Amendment does not mandate Congress pass income taxes, it simply allows them to do so.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 03:29 PM (E4rtv)

Edited comments for brevity.

Isn't that what I wrote?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:38 PM (QGaXH)

255
And this fucker Walz was going to be VP of the United States?

Posted by: Chairborne!...Desk From Above!

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It's terrifying.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2026 02:39 PM (pAy1S)



On the other hand, God takes care of children, fools and the United States. Walz being kicked to the curb in the election is proof.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 04, 2026 03:39 PM (HXiQ2)

256 252 The Queen of all that is fraudulent, Hillary Clinton, was on full display recently, when she finally had to testify behind closed doors to Congress.

Her imperious attitude complete with yelling at different people asking her questions to slamming her hands down on the table and storming out of the room is the epitome of the arrogance of Democrats who are dared questioned. They are royalty and how dare anyone have the audacity to question their motives or actions. At least Bill was basically good natured and like drooling over the pictures to the point his lawyer kept trying to snatch them away form him.

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psssh ...she wasnt even that drunk.

Posted by: HunterByden at March 04, 2026 03:40 PM (5LiC7)

257 233 Cremation

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Not an option.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2026 03:32 PM (BI5O2)

Religious objection? Or are you a Terminator?

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 04, 2026 03:41 PM (QGaXH)

258 Posted by: Kathysaysso

Congrats on your new house! I like your ideas. If you are feeling a little spicy you could post "Rainbows belong in the sky - not on a flag" .

Posted by: Cheri at March 04, 2026 03:42 PM (oiNtH)

259 At least Bill was basically good natured and like drooling over the pictures to the point his lawyer kept trying to snatch them away form him.
Posted by: Cheri at March 04, 2026 03:37 PM (oiNtH)

I laughed when I saw that clip.

I also laughed when I read that Hil Hag demanded "beauty light." Whatever that is!

I think I will demand this in the future for all family photos!

When she stood up in fake rage over the photograph, I did hope for a second her chair and her would flip over backwards. However, as I was watching a recording I knew it was not possible.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 04, 2026 03:45 PM (WONhk)

260 249

Matt Van Swol
@mattvanswol
🚨#BREAKING: Lakeshia Alston, the woman running for election as a REPUBLICAN in North Carolina's Senate District 22 in a full hijab...

...and was revealed to actually be a LIFE-LONG DEMOCRAT

RAN COMPLETELY UNOPPOSED AND IS NOW THE GOP CANDIDATE!!!!

WHAT?!!!!

https://tinyurl.com/2ynxh72j

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pssssshs b*tch pleeze

Posted by: MitchMcConnell Thune Lankford Murkowski Collins Kasish Paul Ryan MichRomney Massie EPMC Crenshaw Cor at March 04, 2026 03:47 PM (5LiC7)

261 I'm going to enjoy the cartel judge ruling that "their culture" accepts fraud and theft as a way of life, so we can't hold them to that standard.

Oh wait.

One already did ....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 03:49 PM (HXT0k)

262 From Mickey Kaus, public opinion is solidifying and may be the reason for the GOP gaining in generic congressional polling.

"Mickey Kaus
@kausmickey
·
15h
"Harvard/Harris asked respondents whether they favored (or not) Trump’s vow to deport 'all immigrants who are here illegally'.

That policy received approval from 57 percent of respondents, including 35 percent of Democrat voters and 56 percent of Independents.

Overall, that’s a five-point rise compared to January, but more importantly a seven-point increase among both the Democrats and Independents polled."

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 03:50 PM (E4rtv)

263 Edited comments for brevity.

Isn't that what I wrote?
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan
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Missed that in your post. Sorry.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 03:52 PM (E4rtv)

264 The Federal government has every right to claw as much of that fraud money back with various ways to do it. Some of those ways is to deny Minnesota of federal funds other states are receiving. Minnesota will have to go without. Other states that are caught doing what Minnesota has done will be in the same boat. Anyone caught defrauding the federal government can and should be thrown in prison.

Posted by: Case at March 04, 2026 03:53 PM (gQFwH)

265 Here I am at the hospital for MOAR TESTING. MRI today. I rock this hospital gown, I must say.
Posted by: Duke Lowell
.......

Good luck.
I had an MRI a ten days ago. They should have a NO FATSOS sign on that thing. They might get stuck in there.

Posted by: wth at March 04, 2026 03:54 PM (UjdFS)

266 These days the real problem is that virtually all companies have a huge admin/HR wing that does nothing but provide jobs for Karens and scolds with the right politics. The actual workers might be able to cover their costs, or not.
Posted by: Oldcat

DEI is facing a lot more legal challenges nowadays and AI is likely to eat a big chunk of HR Karens out of a job. A lot of job applications at megacorp now are AI aided submissions by applicants submitting to AI HR servers to weed out applicants.

H1B is getting a serious brake check as well as both petitions and lottery positions are declining along with escalating 100k fee for new applications and possibly renewals if their employee status changes. Average salary got bumped way up too.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 03:55 PM (E4rtv)

267 264 The Federal government has every right to claw as much of that fraud money back with various ways to do it. Some of those ways is to deny Minnesota of federal funds other states are receiving. Minnesota will have to go without. Other states that are caught doing what Minnesota has done will be in the same boat. Anyone caught defrauding the federal government can and should be thrown in prison.
Posted by: Case

Should be as easy more or less as teh IRS clawing back money that it mistakenly paid out. Feds should be able to simply remove the fraudulent payments from bank accounts of recipients by garnishment.

Posted by: whig at March 04, 2026 03:56 PM (E4rtv)

268 Rumor: UK is now blaming Israel for a drone attack on British assets in Cyprus, saying they launched it.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at March 04, 2026 03:59 PM (HXT0k)

269 Democrat Liberal Kami Women and Men continuing with their present diet will be extinct within a generation.....

Lack of nutrition, high alcohol consumption, smoking, lack of exercise and obesity are prevalent in those 40 and younger...

"These findings further underscore that colorectal cancer is worsening among younger generations and highlight the immediate need for eligible adults to begin screening at the recommended age of 45," said Dr. William Dahut, chief scientific officer at the American Cancer Society.

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 04:06 PM (xvV4K)

270 Brandon Gill carefully prepares his 5 minutes of questioning. Too bad he doesn't get 30 minutes. Rep Perry should have taken lessons from him, his questioning on trucking licensing could have been much better.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 04:06 PM (Dv3i1)

271 Nancy Mace's stupid tricks could have been scrapped for a more Brandon Gill style skewering on the Autism questions also.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at March 04, 2026 04:08 PM (Dv3i1)

272 Thanks a lot Joey Numbnuts Biden and Kami Hooker Harris for giving away Bagram Air Base...

Gee, it might be useful in Urgent Fury you Cum Stains.........

Joey's new book: "How to screw up a wet dream"....

Posted by: Jackson K. at March 04, 2026 04:19 PM (xvV4K)

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