Netflix Head Ted Sandaros Tried to Convince GOP Congressmen His Company Wasn't a Woke Groomer Propaganda Outfit.<br>Then Legislators Visited Netflix HQ, and Found Tampons in the Men's Bathroom.<br>Plus: Megyn Kelly, The Chameleon Princess of Pop Politics

Netflix Head Ted Sandaros Tried to Convince GOP Congressmen His Company Wasn't a Woke Groomer Propaganda Outfit.
Then Legislators Visited Netflix HQ, and Found Tampons in the Men's Bathroom.
Plus: Megyn Kelly, The Chameleon Princess of Pop Politics

Well, maybe we're a little woke.

Netflix tried to sweet-talk Congress into letting them gain near-monopoly power in the entertainment space. GOP Congressmen feared another woke propaganda monopoly. Ted Sanadaros lied, claiming Netflix was just an entertainment company with no interest at all in grooming children.

Well, maybe a little. (Caution: Links to poster for Netflix's 11-year-old-girls sex-twerking movie "Cuties.")

Charlie Gasparino reports that Netflix betrayed its woke agenda when they let Congressional investigators use the men's room.

There were many defining moments featured in the months-long battle for the ownership of Warner Bros. Discovery: sit-downs to woo President Trump, high-profile congressional hearings, a brutal bidding war, and a tampon.
Yes, a tampon.
During the negotiations, while Netflix was telling skeptical GOP lawmakers that it wasn't a left-wing company looking to get more powerful by snapping up WBD, a delegation of legislators paid a visit to its headquarters, and one was both shocked and disturbed to find a basket containing tampons in the men's restroom.
To be clear, there are other factors involved in CEO Ted Sarandos' decision to cancel his nearly completed purchase of WBD's studio and streaming service. But the "tampon incident," as it has become known on Capitol Hill, does carry some weight in the unwavering political opposition from the GOP to Sarandos' ambitions.
"This is 2026, not 2020," said one GOP staffer with firsthand knowledge of the matter. "What were they thinking?"
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During the six-month bidding war, many Republicans in Congress, state AG offices and of course the White House came to believe that Netflix was seeking to create a monopoly in streaming -- an increasingly important way Americans consume entertainment.
Netflix denied this, arguing it faces competition for consumers from social media and YouTube, though opposition only seemed to intensify in recent weeks. One big worry: Netflix would use the market clout that WBD would give it to further push progressivism in its programming.
Sarandos has long argued that Netflix programming appeals to all political tastes, but conservative-leaning advocacy groups have produced research that its programming and documentaries more often push themes such as transgenderism, DEI (diversity, equity and inclusion), and other issues near and dear to the cultural left.
Sarandos and Netflix co-founder Reed Hastings, meanwhile, are both big supporters of Democrats and progressive policies. Susan Rice, a top official in the lefty Obama administration and a staunch critic of Trump, sits on its board. It was Rice's inopportune comments on a podcast attacking companies that do business with Trump that is also said to have cost Sarandos more White House support for the WBD deal.

Now that Paramount (almost) owns WB, John Oliver will probably be the next to join Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel in the podcasting world.

"We might be getting a new business daddy!," Oliver quipped at the beginning of Sunday night's show. "Last Week Tonight" airs on HBO, which sits within Warner Bros. Discovery. Under the announced terms, Paramount plans to buy all outstanding WBD shares at $31 per share in cash, with the companies saying the deal is expected to close in Q3 2026, subject to regulatory clearances and WBD shareholder approval.

"Yeah, not great news," he went on to say. "In fact, if I may quote anyone who's ever accidentally sat on their Roku remote, I'm in Paramount now...how the f-ck do I get out of here?'"

Speaking of left-wing media that endlessly promotes the grooming of children: Highly Alleged Born-Again Catholic and #SuddenOnsetBasedWarrior Megyn Kelly, everybody, when someone else was signing her checks. Here she welcomes "transgender" children, between 11 and 13 years old, and a transgender agitator for "the Gender-Cool Project."

Flashback to big shot "conservative" Megyn Kelly celebrating "trans kids."@megynkelly is for sale to the highest bidder. She has ZERO integrity. 🤡 pic.twitter.com/pwgqUEtXy2
— Right Wing Cigar King (@AlanCigarKing) March 3, 2026

Boy isn't she based. I totally believe she is, deep in her soul, a totally committed movement conservative and not just another Holler-for-a-Dollar media whorecaster.

The entire psyop that is the woke right in one photo.

Russia Today posting a clip of Megyn Kelly’s show where she disgracefully attacks our military and it was reposted by Vladimir Putin’s brain Alexander Dugin.

Then to top it off you have Iranian accounts in the comment… pic.twitter.com/QoEIPrkW7w
— Jacktron (@jacktronprime) March 3, 2026

Do you guys remember, when Megyn Kelly was attacking Trump on Fox most nights, and was about to abandon Fox for a left-wing network, she was reportedly seen at an industry event shunning all Fox personnel and spending the night giggling with Jake Tapper, Jim Schiutto, Don Lemon, and other CNN hard-left liberals?

I do.

In case I never said this here, I never thought Megyn Kelly was much of a thinker. I linked her not because she was a leader, but because she is and was and always will be a follower.

I took her as a reasonable proxy for what other follower-AWFULs were thinking. If even the AWFUL Megyn Kelly was turning against transgenderism, then I would take that as a canary in the coalmine that the left had lost ground on the issue.

Again, I never saw her as a cutting edge thinker that should be quoted because she was leading the discourse. I saw her a slavishly-imitative, social-status-obsessed follower and corporate fuckbunny who would be a reliable lagging indicator of where the other followsome AWFULs might be moving. Not a leading indicator, a lagging one. Watching Megyn Kelly would tell you where the national trend had been a year ago.

Which is still useful information. We don't usually see trends as they're happening. We often only confirm them after they've already happened.

Megyn will always move to where she thinks the middle of the pack is, where she thinks it's safest, where she's surrounded by the most bodies.

Especially male bodies. For a feminist, she really takes all of her cues from more decisive men. Roger Ailes, Brit Hume, Tucker Carlson, Glenn Greenwald, Nick Fuentes... this GirlBoss Feminist really needs a confident man, usually a blowhard, to tell her what she should be thinking at any moment.

Now that she's just Granny Groyper, she has no use to me. I don't need to know where Nick Fuentes and "Sneako" and Hasan Piker are heading.

I already know that:

BREAKING: Hasan Piker tells his audience how to commit terrorist attacks.

“Just make f**king drones. You can purchase them from online marketplaces. China literally sells explosive ordnance delivery mechanisms that you can put on a DJI drone.“@FBI

pic.twitter.com/QWh6d4tZjE
— Eyal Yakoby (@EYakoby) March 3, 2026

Megan looks like she got in a fight on Star Trek pic.twitter.com/xiYl5nawJo
— Britta | NoSoup4Knowles (@nosoup4knowles) March 2, 2026

Bonus: A couple of trailers.

First, a new Scary Movie, this one featuring a lot of returning cast members. I know they're stupid and low-rent, but I did like Scary Movie 1 and 2. I'm a fan of Anna Farris.

Chris Elliot seems to come back for a cameo, too.

A few dumb anti-woke jokes. I'll take them. Light content warning. In one scene Anna Farris holds two big dildos like martial arts weapons. And it's just generally R-rated stuff.

Is it good...? Eh, it's like The Force Awakens before everyone caught up with me and realized it was a piece of shit: It gives nostalgia feels.

I don't like promoting Disney or its subsidiary Hulu, but Vince Vaughan did a new comedy.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:50 PM

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1 Chris Gore says they are unisex bathrooms and Paramount is the same

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2026 04:52 PM (YwEeS)

2 Burn it all down.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 03, 2026 04:52 PM (ExV1e)

3 KABOOM!

Posted by: Max Power at March 03, 2026 04:52 PM (q177U)

4 Now that Paramount (almost) owns WB, John Oliver will probably be the next to join Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel in the podcasting world.

And me!!!! How could you forget about me!?!??!

Posted by: Don Lemon at March 03, 2026 04:53 PM (JCZqz)

5 Cuties was the straw the broke the camel's back for me.

We unsubscribed and haven't looked back.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at March 03, 2026 04:53 PM (zjgNU)

6 The one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at March 03, 2026 04:53 PM (Kt19C)

7 Kind of hilarious the Hollywood reaction. Paramount is hardly MAGA , they produce the awful, woke Kurtzman Star Trek stuff among many others.

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2026 04:53 PM (YwEeS)

8 Also can we please deport John Oliver?

Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2026 04:54 PM (YwEeS)

9 Megan and Tucker. To think that a year ago I actually rather admired them. Stupid of me.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 03, 2026 04:55 PM (fZiTB)

10 I am thousand percent there for the new Scary Movie!!!

come on it looks awesome!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 04:57 PM (j+aD2)

11 Whorecaster is a good one. Well done.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 03, 2026 04:57 PM (cS1cw)

12 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at March 03, 2026 04:57 PM (GJInf)

13 8 Also can we please deport John Oliver?

I only just found Community which is good but Oliver is in it and HE IS BAD

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 04:58 PM (j+aD2)

14 Trans is the new Goth.

Posted by: But worse at March 03, 2026 04:58 PM (ErTRr)

15 Is it good...? Eh, it's like The Force Awakens before everyone caught up with me and realized it was a piece of shit: It gives nostalgia feels.
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Not everyone. I knew it would suck, and was so pissed at the prequels that I refused to go but the wife and kids wore me down. I set a personal record for checking my watch and bathroom breaks. No one asked me to see any of the others.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 04:58 PM (ZOv7s)

16 7 Kind of hilarious the Hollywood reaction. Paramount is hardly MAGA , they produce the awful, woke Kurtzman Star Trek stuff among many others.

they show Landman so there ya go

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 04:58 PM (j+aD2)

17 Apparently Paramount's tender offer for WB has been cancelled, I guess based on what I've read, they're going to pay everyone $31 a share rather than buy a majority of shares at the $30 offered?

Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2026 04:58 PM (vSvIl)

18 Oh, and "Rogue One" is a terrible, stupid film. Star Wars is dead to me.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 04:59 PM (ZOv7s)

19 Now that she's just Granny Groyper, she has no use for me

Don't take it personally, Ace. As soon as she needs quality shelving, she'll be calling you desperately!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 03, 2026 04:59 PM (0sNs1)

20 I was done after The Phantom Menace. that wasn't Star Wars good god

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 04:59 PM (j+aD2)

21 >>In case I never said this here, I never thought Megyn Kelly was much of a thinker.

I saw her much like seeing the last 16% or so of a Golf Course...

just, 3 more Holes.

Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 04:59 PM (1Udfd)

22 Trans is the new Goth.
Posted by: But worse at March 03, 2026 04:58 PM (ErTRr)
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Emo without the charm and elegance.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 05:00 PM (ZOv7s)

23 I thought Megan's biggest error was taking that NBC? deal in the first place. She should have known that there could be no forgiveness for someone from Fox no matter how much money was on the contract bottom line.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:00 PM (8avO+)

24 Ill watch most any movie with Vince in it.

Posted by: Blanco at March 03, 2026 05:00 PM (q83gU)

25 Uh, telling your audience to make explosive drones for terrorist attacks is flatly illegal.

Where you at, DoJ? Why hasn't Piker already been arrested?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:00 PM (BI5O2)

26 7 Kind of hilarious the Hollywood reaction. Paramount is hardly MAGA , they produce the awful, woke Kurtzman Star Trek stuff among many others.
Posted by: steevy at March 03, 2026 04:53 PM (YwEeS)

Hyper-paranoia and insane entitlement on display. To think that Paramount is MAGA and intends to run a far-right evisceration is indeed laughable. They think any even moderate media influence is a violation of some sacred covenant.

Posted by: Ordinary American at March 03, 2026 05:00 PM (fZiTB)

27 I like how they think that the commies would back off orthodoxy once they established it. Apostates were front of thr line to be killed in any commie revolution.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:01 PM (zZu0s)

28 >>Now that she's just Granny Groyper, she has no use for me.

I suspect you mean "she is no use to me." right?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 05:01 PM (sgZHy)

29 Our congressmen are fucking retards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:01 PM (zZu0s)

30 Whorecaster is a good one. Well done.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 03, 2026 04:57 PM (cS1cw)
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Sounds like a new D&D class.

"I'm playing a Drow Whorecaster. Right now I'm limited to Bigby's Bitch-slap and Tenser's Dildo Punch, but next level I can Summon Slut."

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 05:01 PM (ZOv7s)

31 Sarandos is definitely happy he got out...with a cool $2B at the expense of his competition (for being dumb). He knew what he was doing. If the economy craps out, the Ellison's will be stuck holding the bag at Oracle. All the debt they've amassed will wipe them out. I think Netflix knows this too.

If that comes to pass, he knows he can get the entire Paramount "ball of wax" for far less. It wouldn’t surprise me if Netflix didn’t drive the price up on purpose with this in mind.

Let's be real, Netflix was crushing everyone before this and will after this. I think I should catch up on John Oliver then cancel, because they will obviously pull the plug on that show.

i have no doubt president trump killed the deal. the administration always wanted paramount to win. crazy is right

What is going to be sad is how the Ellison's going to destroy HBO. HBO is a good product, this would of been great under Netflix. I am glad that Netflix is not going to fire Susan Rice from the board of directors.

The Susan Rice shit is crazy! GOP whose whole brand was about free markets is flat out telling companies who they can hire.

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at March 03, 2026 05:01 PM (JCZqz)

32 chloroform was used to great comedic effect in the Community I JUST WATCHED

I swear I never liked Chevy Chase before watching this nonsense show

he's good!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:01 PM (j+aD2)

33 I've always been too holy to subscribe to Netflix. Using a stolen password is another matter.

Posted by: Martin Tell at March 03, 2026 05:02 PM (sFNX2)

34 28 >>Now that she's just Granny Groyper, she has no use for me.

I suspect you mean "she is no use to me." right?

shhhhh

let me imagine the storyline here

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:02 PM (j+aD2)

35 Hasan Piker needs to have a Battle Royale collar installed and everyone that watches him is given a red pickle-button. One such button will actually detonate the collar.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:02 PM (2GVsD)

36 I am thousand percent there for the new Scary Movie!!!

come on it looks awesome!

Kurosawa did it much better...and first.

Posted by: Snooty film critic at March 03, 2026 05:03 PM (Riz8t)

37 >>>32 chloroform was used to great comedic effect in the Community I JUST WATCHED

are you just starting to watch it?

some amazing jokes. "Classic Wingers," "Barenaked Ladies" fight, "Streets Ahead..."

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:03 PM (1wjle)

38 I was done after The Phantom Menace. that wasn't Star Wars good god
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 04:59 PM (j+aD2)

I was kinda losing taste for it even in Empire. Oh, a *second* death star? Why are they building it in a non industrial planet from LEFT TO RIGHT?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:03 PM (8avO+)

39 are you just starting to watch it?

yeah just got to season two finally

I forgot how loooooooong sitcom seasons used to be! 22 episodes!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:03 PM (j+aD2)

40 If ace managed to bang prime Megyn Kelly, even though she is crazy backstabber, he'd go up several notches in my estimation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:03 PM (zZu0s)

41 My God, that Kelly clip with the trans kid is so sad, and so revolting. I have avoided watching stuff like that from the start.

It would be really interesting to see where they are now. Maybe too sad though.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at March 03, 2026 05:03 PM (sgZHy)

42 Hasan Piker needs to have a Battle Royale collar installed and everyone that watches him is given a red pickle-button. One such button will actually detonate the collar.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:02 PM (2GVsD)

Surely it needs to be a shock collar for "Electric Dog"

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:04 PM (8avO+)

43 "In case I never said this here, I never thought Megyn Kelly was much of a thinker. I linked her not because she was a leader, but because she is and was and always will be a follower." Ace

Interesting. I always assumed it was because she has a decent set of breasts and spiffed up the post at hand.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 03, 2026 05:04 PM (BnDlA)

44 ace I'm like wetting myself watching Community

how did I miss this show entirely?

the only bad part is it made Oliver famous, I guess

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:04 PM (j+aD2)

45 My favorite spoof movie is Not Another Teen Movie. The sheer number of teen movies they mocked was nearly endless. My buddies at work and I once spent an hour trying to recall all the movies in the list.

And main chick, the "ugly" one, was smokin' hawt.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 03, 2026 05:05 PM (0aYVJ)

46 Just one line in Return of the Jedi from Darth Vader, "I know this planet Endor is remote, but we can't afford more spies and leaks."

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:05 PM (2GVsD)

47 Susan "I advised Clinton to allow genocide to continue in Rwanda" Rice? That Susan Rice?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea at March 03, 2026 05:05 PM (lz2si)

48 Does she still have blood coming out of her.... Whatever ?

She hasn't changed since that moment

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2026 05:05 PM (NtVYv)

49 Oldcat

In Battle Royale, the collar blows your head off.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:06 PM (2GVsD)

50 Megyn Kelly was NEVER about tits. Go back and watch an election she covered at Fox. She was wearing this dress slit up to her navel. Damn.

And I am not a leg guy.

As ace said back in the day: punish me Nordic valkyrie with your blue eyed fury.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:07 PM (zZu0s)

51 My favorite spoof movie is Not Another Teen Movie. The sheer number of teen movies they mocked was nearly endless. My buddies at work and I once spent an hour trying to recall all the movies in the list.

And main chick, the "ugly" one, was smokin' hawt.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 03, 2026 05:05 PM (0aYVJ)

Mr T still cracks me up

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2026 05:07 PM (NtVYv)

52 Again - anyone who couldn't figure out what Kelly is after the last 11 years of grift under the bridge is an idiot.

She & Carlson clearly know after being at Fox for so long that there is a significant portion of that audience who can be sold any bill of goods, over and over, and never, ever learn a thing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:07 PM (BI5O2)

53 >>>the only bad part is it made Oliver famous, I guess

even he's decent on it

yeah it's a great show. except for season 4, it's pretty strong all the way through, though it peaks in season 2. Season 3 is also very strong.

seasons 5 and 6 aren't as loaded with great episodes but both feature absolute classic episodes.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:08 PM (1wjle)

54 I was kinda losing taste for it even in Empire. Oh, a *second* death star? Why are they building it in a non industrial planet from LEFT TO RIGHT?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:03 PM (8avO+)
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Jedi is the best of all the Star Wars movies. People slag on it, but it stuck the landing and that's not easy to do. Third movies are typically terrible, The Matrix, Alien 3, etc.

Besides, we'd never have Ace without Ewoks.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 05:08 PM (ZOv7s)

55 I was kinda losing taste for it even in Empire. Oh, a *second* death star? Why are they building it in a non industrial planet from LEFT TO RIGHT?
Posted by: Oldcat
________

And the third one was just stupid, Ewoks or not.

Same quality path as the Indiana Jones movies.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at March 03, 2026 05:08 PM (XvL8K)

56 Man, I can't wait to stream that Scary Movie....errrr... remake? Is that the title, just "Scary Movie"? Confusing, but still looking forward to it.

Posted by: Denny Crane - My poop doesn't smell. at March 03, 2026 05:08 PM (xWkGt)

57 >>>5 My favorite spoof movie is Not Another Teen Movie. The sheer number of teen movies they mocked was nearly endless. My buddies at work and I once spent an hour trying to recall all the movies in the list.
And main chick, the "ugly" one, was smokin' hawt.

yeah me too... though I liked Mia Kirschner (the twisted sister)

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:08 PM (1wjle)

58 Shame, I liked Megyn, at least a little

Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2026 05:09 PM (Ia/+0)

59 Something Nerdrotic said that made me lolz:

if Netflix got WB Batman would be a gay black man

now he'll just be gay

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at March 03, 2026 05:09 PM (REq0p)

60 Just one line in Return of the Jedi from Darth Vader, "I know this planet Endor is remote, but we can't afford more spies and leaks."
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:05 PM (2GVsD)

That's why the Rebels never found out.....oh wait, they did, didn't they.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:09 PM (8avO+)

61 >>>yeah just got to season two finally

best season. Season 1 is a drag compared to season 2.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:09 PM (1wjle)

62 well I'm just waiting for the Peaky Blinders movie

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:09 PM (j+aD2)

63 Megyn Kelly looks to be about a B cup. Maybe a C. She's difficult to pin down.

Posted by: Frank Costanza at March 03, 2026 05:09 PM (wVcYX)

64 I wonder if part of Megyns just happening to suddenly agree with all Tuckers insanity and refusing to condemn Candace doesn't have something to do with Tucker having been at Fox when she blew out of there in a blaze of glory. I'm sure her behavior as she went out the door was something else. She really thought she was going to the big time.

Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2026 05:10 PM (33LJY)

65 And main chick, the "ugly" one, was smokin' hawt.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 03, 2026 05:05 PM (0aYVJ)

Remembered line from that movie:

Hot girl to Chris evans: "why, when I tell a guy he can put it wherever he wants, they always stick it up my ass?"

As the Black Guy said: damn!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:10 PM (zZu0s)

66 >>>56 Man, I can't wait to stream that Scary Movie....errrr... remake? Is that the title, just "Scary Movie"? Confusing, but still looking forward to it.

Scary Movie 6.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:10 PM (1wjle)

67 Say it for the Umpteenth time, Media Talkers are hired guns, no more nor less. A particular form of narcissism drives them, and fenality ( which fuels narcissism ). Rare indeed the Media Talker that can’t be bought.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:10 PM (pDt9x)

68 the new scrubs is ok

just ok

the woke HR type chick from SNL is annoying

I know that's the point but she is painful

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:10 PM (j+aD2)

69 Jaime Pressly is awesome too

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2026 05:10 PM (NtVYv)

70 We get Netflix for free through a media plan.

Free Bert is on Netflix and it's HILARIOUS and not woke. Bert Kreischer in a sitcom sorta about his life, about trying to survive having two teenage girls going to a fancy Hollywood school. The woke psychopath parents, the policies, the entitled nepo babies, fitting in... It's really good, I hope it gets a season 2.

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=GuMhWfUTn9Y

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2026 05:10 PM (Eng1Z)

71 Is it going too far to say you were done with Star Wars after The Hidden Fortress, or just ahead of the snobbery?

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 03, 2026 05:11 PM (OUMaO)

72
I thought Megan's biggest error was taking that NBC? deal in the first place. She should have known that there could be no forgiveness for someone from Fox no matter how much money was on the contract bottom line.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:00 PM (8avO+)

She should have known that no one at NBC would have had her back when she inevitably clashed with either MAGA or the NBC brass. The NBC rank-and-file almost certainly hated her guts from the beginning.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2026 05:11 PM (HXiQ2)

73 Community a streaming product, yes?

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:11 PM (pDt9x)

74 seasons 5 and 6 aren't as loaded with great episodes but both feature absolute classic episodes.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:08 PM (1wjle)

I like how they pretended season 4 didn't happen, or blaming a lengthy gas leak.

And I love the Beetlejuice bit that took three seasons to come to fruition. Genius!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 03, 2026 05:11 PM (0aYVJ)

75 Though, they've probably found their final grift, and it's a good one - because once you land an audience of febrile paranoiacs who see a Jew behind every rock and tree, they'll never abandon you no matter how much you beclown yourself. Because it's not that you're a clown, it's just Jews something something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:11 PM (BI5O2)

76 Fact: The "Scream" screenplay was originally titled... "Scary Movie." They changed it, obviously, and then the Scary Movie franchise stole the title.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:12 PM (1wjle)

77 thank you LizLem I will try that!

we are about to start The Last Kingdom as our "actual watching tv" show here and there

am excited

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:12 PM (j+aD2)

78 69 Jaime Pressly is awesome too
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at March 03, 2026 05:10 PM (NtVYv)

Best tits and legs in the business!

Posted by: Denny Crane - My poop doesn't smell. at March 03, 2026 05:12 PM (xWkGt)

79 The Chosen.

Posted by: Come and See at March 03, 2026 05:12 PM (ErTRr)

80 73 Community a streaming product, yes?

yeah I watch on Hulu

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:12 PM (j+aD2)

81 >>> Community a streaming product, yes?

It's on streaming on different channels from time to time. Sometimes it's on Peacock or Hulu. I don't know where it is now. I own it.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:13 PM (1wjle)

82 45 My favorite spoof movie is Not Another Teen Movie.

Been a long time since I've seen it, but isn't that the one where the school cafeteria is called the Anthony Michael Dining Hall?

I don't know why I remember that detail but it makes me laugh.

Posted by: far cry at March 03, 2026 05:13 PM (YYwEh)

83 Megyn Kelly looks to be about a B cup. Maybe a C. She's difficult to pin down.

Posted by: Frank Costanza

Back in the day it tended to follow whether she was pregnant or not. Which, shocka.

Posted by: Brother Tim (102mm/W59), Keeper of the Tim Continuum at March 03, 2026 05:13 PM (OUMaO)

84 80 73 Community a streaming product, yes?

yeah I watch on Hulu
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:12 PM (j+aD2)

Thanks. Streaming only guy, here.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:13 PM (pDt9x)

85 The guy who plays the "Ice Man" type rival in Not Another Teenage Movie -- super-funny guy -- is also in Community as "Vaughan."

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:13 PM (1wjle)

86 30 Whorecaster is a good one. Well done.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 03, 2026 04:57 PM (cS1cw)
---
Sounds like a new D&D class.

"I'm playing a Drow Whorecaster. Right now I'm limited to Bigby's Bitch-slap and Tenser's Dildo Punch, but next level I can Summon Slut."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
=======
That must be in later ADD manuals .

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:14 PM (E4rtv)

87 I've mentioned this before, Megyn might be flip floppish on conservative issues, but the stable of talent she's building in her "media empire" is pretty solid.

Megyn hired Link Lauren, the "conservative Draco Malfoy," a flaming Texan who loves Trump. He's adorable. And I like Maureen's take on the culture and the sacred cows she attacks.

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2026 05:14 PM (Eng1Z)

88 btw the recent season of Shoresy kinda blew

it was mostly flashbacks?!?! come on Jared you do 6 short shows a season

counting all the flashbacks it was 4 shows

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:14 PM (j+aD2)

89 Ahh yes, Mignonnes. I'm not even sure Netflix bothers keeping tampons in the girls' room. Roman Polanski probably has a permanent day pass to the place

Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 05:14 PM (gKWVE)

90 Flaming Texan. Huh.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:14 PM (pDt9x)

91 We really dodged a bullet here not letting NetFlix own entertainment.

I'm sure Paramount/WB will also be woke, but my guess is, far less.

It also would have just destroyed traditional theater chains.

Even though I hate Hollywood culture, not sure I just want everything streaming on one platform. Even if financially it hurts that industry.

Posted by: Leupold at March 03, 2026 05:15 PM (eIzlH)

92 85 The guy who plays the "Ice Man" type rival in Not Another Teenage Movie -- super-funny guy -- is also in Community as "Vaughan."

omg Vaughn kills me. my one son is a hippie who looks just like him - it cracks us up

it's like the guy is doing an impression

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:15 PM (j+aD2)

93 It's on streaming on different channels from time to time. Sometimes it's on Peacock or Hulu. I don't know where it is now. I own it.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:13 PM (1wjle)

Well look at you, moneybags!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 03, 2026 05:15 PM (xWkGt)

94 but conservative-leaning advocacy groups have produced research that its programming and documentaries more often push themes such as transgenderism, DEI (diversity, equity and inclusion), and other issues near and dear to the cultural left.

If this surprises them, they never tried to get the Alphabet people programming out of their netflix recommendations.

You could go into the "Don't show me this" list, click on all the categories you didn't want to see, click "not interested" on the specific shows you didn't want to see, the whole nine yards, and the damn things would still show up in "recommended for you".

Ever since they went streaming, Netflix has been all in on pushing the GBLTYQIEIEO on anyone who uses their service.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 03, 2026 05:15 PM (a+4eV)

95 40 If ace managed to bang prime Megyn Kelly, even though she is crazy backstabber, he'd go up several notches in my estimation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
=====
Move over Muskrat Love, be prepared for Ewok Love.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:15 PM (E4rtv)

96 You know about the cup sizes?

Posted by: Frank C. at March 03, 2026 05:16 PM (ErTRr)

97 notice how Ace has changed the subject, diving into Community lore, since we noticed his intriguing wording re: Ms Kelly?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:16 PM (j+aD2)

98 Netflix apparently has crammed a bunch of gay and tranny shit into its children's programming. Like cartoons that are rated all ages or TV -7 or whatever. Big time woke fuckers over there. No wonder they love Bathhouse Barry and his husband.

Posted by: Paramount sucks too. Just saying at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (TbWk/)

99 Move over Muskrat Love, be prepared for Ewok Love.
Posted by: whig at M

Hey, if he got to toss his headdress under her bed and high five the guys at the office, more power to him.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (zZu0s)

100 "BREAKING: Qatar arrested two cells operating on behalf of the IRGC"

that fvcking bitch Cuckson. may his mouth be his undoing.

Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (GD0B3)

101 Move over Muskrat Love, be prepared for Ewok Love.

"Yub yub means I love you!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (2GVsD)

102 No, not Cuties!

Posted by: *Stabs Eyes* at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (oftw2)

103 >>> Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:12 PM (j+aD2)

One Piece Season 2 drops this month! So excited, season 1 was great. The left tried to get it canceled over racial stereotypes. Yeah, good luck canceling a beloved anime. Talk to the Japanese about their racial stereotypes first, and then call me back.

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (Eng1Z)

104 I was done after The Phantom Menace. that wasn't Star Wars good god
Posted by: BlackOrchid

While you saved yourself 4ish hours of life and countless braincells, you did miss stupidly sexy Natalie Portman in leather: https://tinyurl.com/bdhwf73e

That outfit, in a cozy private room near a fireplace, is what she thought would be best to tell her aggressive young male lover that they maybe should break up. Spoiler: they stay together, he becomes Darth Vader, and Lucas (the guy who made Slave Leia and had Carrie Fischer braless because there is no underwear in space) personally designed this outfit. Some say the scarf is supposed to look like Vader's hand choking her (he force chokes her in the last film)

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (JCZqz)

105 >>>John Oliver will probably be the next to join Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Kimmel in the podcasting world.

aka the late-night afterlife.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (w6EFb)

106 Oh, and "Rogue One" is a terrible, stupid film. Star Wars is dead to me.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd

The Wifey and I didn't go to the theater to see this one, we rented it one night from Red Box (remember those?). We got bored and paused it for a snack break and the progress bar showed we were only halfway through. We gave up and went to bed and finished it the next evening before returning it. I was done with Star Wars after that trash. Was going to give 'The Mandolorian' a chance, but they fired Gina Carano.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (kO+Bl)

107 diving into Community lore, since we noticed his intriguing wording re: Ms Kelly?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:16 PM (j+aD2)

It is true. What is known as a tell in the business.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (zZu0s)

108 Fuck you John Cornyn and Sid Miller!

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (Wc+7N)

109 my kids love One Piece ..I have no knowledge of it tho

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (j+aD2)

110 I don't particularly cate whether Netflix gets a monopoly in mainstream entertainment. It's 110% woke bullshit no matter where you get it from, so who cares?

It's like saying "oh, I don't want so-and-so cornering the market on shit-filled Twinkies that give you AIDS. It wouldn't be fair to me, the everyday consumer of AIDS-poo."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (BI5O2)

111 if they didn't have queer androids in startrek they'd have nothing new to say. you could get some a.i. program to rewrite all the old scripts with new characters. i once asked meta (fakebook) a.i. to write me a short science fiction story and it was trash.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (CWTWj)

112 happy ramadan from Charlie Hebdo

https://tinyurl.com/238kkyjp

Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (GD0B3)

113 I’m gonna have to get around to watching Seinfeld one of these days, and that other one, Friends. Princess Bride, Star Trek TNG also. So many references to them around here.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (pDt9x)

114 102 No, not Cuties!
Posted by: *Stabs Eyes*

I know what you mean! I chaffed something fierce watching those little honies!

Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (JCZqz)

115 It is true. What is known as a tell in the business.

we should probably just let it lie

clearly there's a there there

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (j+aD2)

116 That outfit, in a cozy private room near a fireplace, is what she thought would be best to tell her aggressive young male lover that they maybe should break up. Spoiler: they stay together, he becomes Darth Vader, and Lucas (the guy who made Slave Leia and had Carrie Fischer braless because there is no underwear in space) personally designed this outfit. Some say the scarf is supposed to look like Vader's hand choking her (he force chokes her in the last film)
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (JCZqz)

never had Anakin's success in telling chicks they aren't like sand. Perhaps it only works if you met them when you were five.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:19 PM (8avO+)

117 Eff Netflix with a giant neon green dildo.

What they did to Cowboy BeBop and Devil May Cry

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:19 PM (2GVsD)

118 >>>notice how Ace has changed the subject, diving into Community lore, since we noticed his intriguing wording re: Ms Kelly

I'm totally not into her. She might as well be Glenn Greenwald. I find her anti-sexy. I know a lot of dudes seem to like her, but I don't.

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:19 PM (1wjle)

119 It's not a big reach for someone like MeAgain to support trans mutilation. How many times has she been under the knife, transforming herself into Podcast Barbi?

What's a couple more slashes and injections?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 03, 2026 05:19 PM (gVUi7)

120 she's the epitome of "technically pretty but not attractive"

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:19 PM (1wjle)

121 we should probably just let it lie

clearly there's a there there
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (j+aD2)

I heard she had a tramp stamp that said 'welcome aboard'.

*looks surreptitiously at ace*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:20 PM (zZu0s)

122 She might as well be Glenn Greenwald

aw poor Gleen

sorry was just funnin

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:20 PM (j+aD2)

123 Link Lauren and Maureen dressing down Michelle Obama's podcast...a taste of why I like them both, and I'm glad Megyn gave them a platform.

https://www.youtube.com/
shorts/bU7N0yBFyZQ

Posted by: LizLem at March 03, 2026 05:20 PM (Eng1Z)

124 "BREAKING: Qatar arrested two cells operating on behalf of the IRGC"
Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 05:17 PM (GD0B3)

**********************

They're only pretending to be Iranian but are actually hummus-eaters run out of Tel Aviv.

Posted by: Tehran Tarlson at March 03, 2026 05:20 PM (2qP/b)

125 >>>95 40 If ace managed to bang prime Megyn Kelly, even though she is crazy backstabber, he'd go up several notches in my estimation.

it would be like tackling a botox skeleton

Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:20 PM (1wjle)

126 i once asked meta (fakebook) a.i. to write me a short science fiction story and it was trash.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (CWTWj)

Did you have to pay for that?

Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 03, 2026 05:21 PM (xWkGt)

127 120 she's the epitome of "technically pretty but not attractive"

true like that Transformers chick used to be (now she's just trashy)

I guess that's good surgery vs not-good surgery I dunno

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:21 PM (j+aD2)

128 75 Though, they've probably found their final grift, and it's a good one - because once you land an audience of febrile paranoiacs who see a Jew behind every rock and tree, they'll never abandon you no matter how much you beclown yourself. Because it's not that you're a clown, it's just Jews something something.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Well, it probably gives them a foreign audience but not much of a domestic one. Leftists in the US already have their homegrown anti-Semites to watch and listen to. The Right rejects that sort of thing. That leaves foreigners and the dumb and young groyper brigade.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:21 PM (E4rtv)

129 You have to give Sarandos some credit--he fired some DEI writers and took the heat and continued to book Dave Chappelle and told his trans protester employees that maybe they should find another job if they didn't like it.

Posted by: Random PJ at March 03, 2026 05:21 PM (+jscL)

130 118 >>>notice how Ace has changed the subject, diving into Community lore, since we noticed his intriguing wording re: Ms Kelly

I'm totally not into her. She might as well be Glenn Greenwald. I find her anti-sexy. I know a lot of dudes seem to like her, but I don't.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:19 PM (1wjle)

Standard blonde model produced by Zorg Industries.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:21 PM (pDt9x)

131 I was only a fan of Scary Movies 3 and 4, when Zucker took them over.

The younger Wayans bros, never did anything for me. (Keenan and Damon, obviously in a different class).

Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:21 PM (Fi81e)

132 117 Eff Netflix with a giant neon green dildo.

What they did to Cowboy BeBop and Devil May Cry
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:19 PM (2GVsD)

Truly unforgivable. Although live action One Piece season 1 was pretty good in my opinion. Apparently Oda was in very close control which would explain why it didn't suck like Cowboy Bebop.

Posted by: Hopefully it's the same for S2 at March 03, 2026 05:21 PM (TbWk/)

133 125 >>>95 40 If ace managed to bang prime Megyn Kelly, even though she is crazy backstabber, he'd go up several notches in my estimation.

it would be like tackling a botox skeleton
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:20 PM (1wjle)

And you would know how, exactly?

Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 03, 2026 05:22 PM (xWkGt)

134 Fuck you John Cornyn and Sid Miller!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (Wc+7N)

I get this reference. +1

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 05:22 PM (wVcYX)

135 I asked AI George Martin to write me a fiction story. It churned out three engrossing chapters with lots of characters and then just ended with "Feed me!".

Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 05:22 PM (gKWVE)

136 I heard she had a tramp stamp that said 'welcome aboard'.

*looks surreptitiously at ace*
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 05:23 PM (Wc+7N)

137 if you want AI writing that is decent you want Chat or Claude

I think Grok has a fun voice when it writes but it's pretty salty

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:23 PM (j+aD2)

138 Eff Netflix with a giant neon green dildo.

What they did to Cowboy BeBop and Devil May Cry
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:19 PM (2GVsD)
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I was enjoying Bebop, until they made Fay a lez.

Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:23 PM (Fi81e)

139 135 I asked AI George Martin to write me a fiction story. It churned out three engrossing chapters with lots of characters and then just ended with "Feed me!".
Posted by: gKWVE at March 03, 2026 05:22 PM (gKWVE)

Wiener
Wiener wiener
Wiener wiener
Wiener wiener

Posted by: Floppy wieners at March 03, 2026 05:23 PM (TbWk/)

140 "Yub yub means I love you!"
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Is it wrong I heard that in Stevie Wonder's voice from "I Just Called".

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:23 PM (E4rtv)

141 Nothing new with the Nancy Guthrie case but we cannot report on the Iran situation because it makes Trump look good...

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at March 03, 2026 05:23 PM (X7dyz)

142 141 Nothing new with the Nancy Guthrie case but we cannot report on the Iran situation because it makes Trump look good...

holy shit I totally forgot about that

Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:24 PM (j+aD2)

143 @123 Maureen writes a column from time to time in the NY Post. She's a funny lady

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 03, 2026 05:24 PM (HYqoK)

144 re 126: no, free, but only a couple of paragraphs. maybe they charge if you want a whole book

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 05:25 PM (CWTWj)

145 I am not a sophisticate ace, so when I see and listen to Kelly all I think is “ bet she’s a real bitch to be around”.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:25 PM (pDt9x)

146 i once asked meta (fakebook) a.i. to write me a short science fiction story and it was trash.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 05:18 PM (CWTWj)

Did you have to pay for that?
Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 03, 2026 05:21 PM (xWkGt)

There's quite a few of them on Youtube. Usually alien cats meet humans who are meaner than they are, or Dragon Queens whose eggs get found. Just listened to one about a woman who finds the alien kitties think bubble wrap popping is a mystical religious experience.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:25 PM (8avO+)

147 People are rightfully saying we are finishing a 49 year war. For Carter tho, he couldn't bomb Iran, they had a bunch of US hostages (and we were stuck, no they were not going to be martyrs, they were American husbands and sons who some of us knew). When Reagan freed them, he could not just obliterate Iran, the Middle East hated us. Only Iran could spend the next 49 years making an enemy of everyone in the region. Now Saudi gladly helps us obliterate them. For Trump, fortuitously, now is the right time.

Posted by: actually inside the beltway at March 03, 2026 05:25 PM (YoT4f)

148 Metals swinging wildly again. Silver climbed back up to 95 pretty rapidly, then down to 82 overnight.

Crazy market behavior for *months* now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:25 PM (BI5O2)

149 140 "Yub yub means I love you!"
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Is it wrong I heard that in Stevie Wonder's voice from "I Just Called".
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:23 PM (E4rtv)

Love is blind, they say.

Posted by: kinda stupid too at March 03, 2026 05:25 PM (TbWk/)

150 it would be like tackling a botox skeleton
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2026 05:20 PM (1wjle)

Heh. I thought 'thats ann coulter' but she has more been left in the smoker too long.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:26 PM (zZu0s)

151 125 >>>95 40 If ace managed to bang prime Megyn Kelly, even though she is crazy backstabber, he'd go up several notches in my estimation.

it would be like tackling a botox skeleton
Posted by: ace

That's current Kelly. He said prime. She did a GQ photoshoot in 2010. Not Kate Upton hot, but not botox skeleton, either. There's a reason she was super popular with old dudes watching Fox.
https://tinyurl.com/5by2v78z

Posted by: Moron Analyst at March 03, 2026 05:26 PM (JCZqz)

152 "Yub yub means I love you!"
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I thought that was "Eef aff ork unh-uh"?

Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:26 PM (Fi81e)

153 142 141 Nothing new with the Nancy Guthrie case but we cannot report on the Iran situation because it makes Trump look good...

holy shit I totally forgot about that
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:24 PM (j+aD2)

Elderly woman, kidnapped, daughter a talk show host , or something.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:26 PM (pDt9x)

154 We untethered ourselves from Netflix several years ago. I am just casually watching a fairly new show when suddenly the actors start saying "praise Satan." It wasn't one or twice, but done in such a fashion to be an anti-type of what they perceived as the stereotype for a follower of Christ. I was done.

Posted by: -DC at March 03, 2026 05:26 PM (i3jTa)

155 Hey, if he got to toss his headdress under her bed and high five the guys at the office, more power to him.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
======
Ewok, Ewok
Candlelight
Doin' the town
And doin' it right in the evening
It's pretty pleasing

Ewok Suzie
Ewok Ace
Do the jitterbug at a Ewok Land
And they shimmy
Suzie is so skinny

And they whirl
And they twirl and they tango
Singing and jingling a jangle
Float like the heavens above
Looks like Ewok Love

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:27 PM (E4rtv)

156 Which one did she do? Maxim or FHM?

ace can protest his faithfulness to Garrett all he likes, but she was smoking back in the day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)

157 Because Carter wanted to be seen to do 'something' while running against Reagan, eight US warriors died at Desert One because the Pentagon designed a Rube Goldberg rescue plan that included the CIA.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:27 PM (2GVsD)

158 I know, I know, it's not my blog, but I hate the photo up top. Every time I refresh i get that revolting picture in my face.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:28 PM (BI5O2)

159 Whig, what ever floats your boat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:28 PM (2GVsD)

160 Well, it probably gives them a foreign audience but not much of a domestic one. Leftists in the US already have their homegrown anti-Semites to watch and listen to. The Right rejects that sort of thing. That leaves foreigners and the dumb and young groyper brigade.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:21 PM (E4rtv)

US Antisemitism has always been pretty mild, not getting into a country club sure beats having cossacks riding in and burning your village down.

The modern junior Hitlers we are starting to see in the Universities and certain leftwing Parties might find out that most of the US doesn't have the taste for it.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:28 PM (8avO+)

161 >>The Susan Rice shit is crazy! GOP whose whole brand was about free markets is flat out telling companies who they can hire.

Do these smooth brains know Democrats didn't just staff social media companies they controlled them with the intel community or are they just lying?

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 05:28 PM (viF8m)

162 What sins has Matt Walsh committed?

Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 05:28 PM (rj6Yv)

163 I think the new NF movie War Machine looks good. Stupid action flick, I’m sure, but aren’t they all? It’s basically Predator with a giant goofy-looking robot. The biggest drawback is the star is mentally ill MAGA-hating megadouche Alan Dickson. I hope he does a horrible death getting fucked in the ass by hentai tentacle porn.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 03, 2026 05:28 PM (qyidn)

164 She's a dodger.

Posted by: Roger Ailes at March 03, 2026 05:29 PM (wVcYX)

165 Ritchson?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:29 PM (zZu0s)

166 Because Carter wanted to be seen to do 'something' while running against Reagan, eight US warriors died at Desert One because the Pentagon designed a Rube Goldberg rescue plan that included the CIA.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:27 PM (2GVsD)

it was the same day as my oldest sister's wedding reception...to an Iranian.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:29 PM (8avO+)

167 ace can protest his faithfulness to Garrett all he likes, but she was smoking back in the day.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:27 PM (zZu0s)
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I have to agree.

Although she never had much in the chest to speak of.

Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:30 PM (Fi81e)

168 re 151: nice chest, legs kinda skinny

Posted by: gnats local 678 at March 03, 2026 05:30 PM (CWTWj)

169 Which one did she do? Maxim or FHM?
------

GQ. Guess she's a fag hag, on top of everything else. I'm surprised they even do photoshoots of women.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:30 PM (BI5O2)

170 What sins has Matt Walsh committed?

Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 05:28 PM (rj6Yv)
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As far as I know, not accepting Lindsay's doctrine of the "Woke Right".

Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:31 PM (Fi81e)

171 Went retro prompt to mark 8,000 likes on Tensor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:32 PM (2GVsD)

172 162 What sins has Matt Walsh committed?
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 05:28 PM (rj6Yv)

He knows what he did.

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x)

173 "Yub yub means I love you!"
Posted by: Anna Puma
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I thought that was "Eef aff ork unh-uh"?
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:26 PM (Fi81e)
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To my embarrassment, I looked it up, and it's "Eep opp ork (Uh-uh)"

Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:33 PM (Fi81e)

174 Then Legislators Visited Netflix HQ, and Found Tampons in the Men's Bathroom.

And they also took a few.

Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2026 05:33 PM (e1mwr)

175 171 Went retro prompt to mark 8,000 likes on Tensor.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:32 PM (2GVsD)

Awww.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:33 PM (zZu0s)

176 People are rightfully saying we are finishing a 49 year war. For Carter tho, he couldn't bomb Iran, they had a bunch of US hostages (and we were stuck, no they were not going to be martyrs, they were American husbands and sons who some of us knew). When Reagan freed them, he could not just obliterate Iran, the Middle East hated us. Only Iran could spend the next 49 years making an enemy of everyone in the region. Now Saudi gladly helps us obliterate them. For Trump, fortuitously, now is the right time.
Posted by: actually inside the beltway at March 03, 2026 05:25 PM (YoT4f)

About the same time as the US Embassy got grabbed they did the same thing to the USSR Embassy. The Commies made a phone call and suggested the government might get their people out or they'd all be dead in a few days. All of them were released without incident.

Ol' Jimmuh didn't dare just do that, the coward.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:34 PM (8avO+)

177 Yub yub yub yub yub yub yub yub yub, means I loooove you -

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:35 PM (pDt9x)

178 He knows what he did.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x)
==

LOL. I was over at Instapundit, and there was an AI image of Walsh just above one of T. Carlson, so I figured Matt Walsh said something about something. Doesn't take much in these contentious times.

Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 05:35 PM (rj6Yv)

179 There's something inside of America which is strong, proud, and brave. Ever so often a leader comes along that knows how to operate the freedom machine. Thank you.

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 05:36 PM (LHPAg)

180 What's the fascination with Me Again ...

She looks like an anthropomorphic Praying Mantis.

Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 05:36 PM (3sXRv)

181 So the Soviets were already next door breaking face in Afghanistan. Makes sense for them to fold.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:36 PM (zZu0s)

182 Android Megyn

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:36 PM (pDt9x)

183 I thought that was "Eef aff ork unh-uh"?
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:26 PM (Fi81e)
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To my embarrassment, I looked it up, and it's "Eep opp ork (Uh-uh)"
Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:33 PM (Fi81e)

That's when Elroy Jetson's war against Jett Screamer began.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 03, 2026 05:37 PM (0aYVJ)

184 To my embarrassment, I looked it up, and it's "Eep opp ork (Uh-uh)"
Posted by: Axeman

To MY great embarassment, I don't have to look it up, and it's "Eep opp ork, ah-ah"

Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2026 05:37 PM (e1mwr)

185 ‘other issues near and dear to the cultural left‘

There is no ‘cultural’ left. There is only ‘left.’ One big hive brain made of bloody taints and rat guts floating in a rancid pool of smegma and stirred Manhattans. They all suck one huge leper cock and one huge leper cock only.

There is a ‘cultural’ right. Unlike the left, the right is made up of competing factions with different prime directives that don’t always agree.

Posted by: Elric the Blade at March 03, 2026 05:37 PM (qyidn)

186 Come on, am I the only one that would like to look down and see Susan Rice gagging on my cock?

Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 03, 2026 05:38 PM (xWkGt)

187 159 Whig, what ever floats your boat.
Posted by: Anna Puma
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Heh. You are too kind.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:38 PM (E4rtv)

188 Metals swinging wildly again. Silver climbed back up to 95 pretty rapidly, then down to 82 overnight.

Crazy market behavior for *months* now.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Supposedly, in regards to silver, people called their bluff, and those who had sells were trying to find physical silver to cover their positions.

Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2026 05:38 PM (tY81A)

189 97 notice how Ace has changed the subject, diving into Community lore, since we noticed his intriguing wording re: Ms Kelly?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at March 03, 2026 05:16 PM (j+aD2)

Ace is MINE.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 03, 2026 05:39 PM (WONhk)

190 The modern junior Hitlers we are starting to see in the Universities and certain leftwing Parties might find out that most of the US doesn't have the taste for it.
Posted by: Oldcat
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Virtual world is not real world whether for leftist, kids, or young edgelords on the right.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:40 PM (E4rtv)

191 He knows what he did.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x)
==

LOL. I was over at Instapundit, and there was an AI image of Walsh just above one of T. Carlson, so I figured Matt Walsh said something about something. Doesn't take much in these contentious times.
Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 05:35 PM (rj6Yv)

Whatever he said, its OUR fault for not agreeing with him.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:41 PM (8avO+)

192 To my embarrassment, I looked it up, and it's "Eep opp ork (Uh-uh)"
Posted by: Axeman
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Well kudos for your authenticity.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:41 PM (E4rtv)

193 Ace is MINE.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 03, 2026 05:39 PM (WONhk)

WOW!! BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 03, 2026 05:41 PM (xWkGt)

194 Some sandmaggots kidnapped some Soviet Embassy staff in Beirut, back in the 80s.

The Soviets kidnapped a Hezbollah bigshot's son, cut his dick off, shot him in the head, left the corpse in the street for thenother sandmaggots to find, and mailed the guy his son's dick with a note saying everyone gets the chop if our diplomats aren't immediately freed.

They were immediately released.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:42 PM (BI5O2)

195 Metals swinging wildly again. Silver climbed back up to 95 pretty rapidly, then down to 82 overnight.

Crazy market behavior for *months* now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:25 PM

Something is going on with silver. I did a sell order with APMEX last night and they quoted my $9 less than spot price, I declined the offer. When I sold last month they gave me $2 less than spot.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 03, 2026 05:42 PM (0N4FZ)

196 To my embarrassment, I looked it up, and it's "Eep opp ork (Uh-uh)"
Posted by: Axeman

To MY great embarassment, I don't have to look it up, and it's "Eep opp ork, ah-ah"
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2026 05:37 PM (e1mwr)

Walla walla bing bang

Posted by: Alvin and the Chipmunks at March 03, 2026 05:42 PM (wVcYX)

197 What's the over/under on this guy?

>>@alx
·
24m
>>BREAKING: Mojtaba Khamenei, son of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been selected to replace him as Iran’s Supreme Leader

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 05:43 PM (viF8m)

198 I have to wonder what anime Matt Walsh was shown to make him say all anime is Satanic.

What is Demon City Shinjuku, Goku: Midnight Eye, or Legend of the Overfiend?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:43 PM (2GVsD)

199 >>Then Legislators Visited Netflix HQ, and Found Tampons in the Men's Bathroom.

Bill Clinton would have replaced them with Cigars.

Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2026 05:44 PM (1Udfd)

200 197 What's the over/under on this guy?

>>@alx
·
24m
>>BREAKING: Mojtaba Khamenei, son of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been selected to replace him as Iran’s Supreme Leader
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 05:43 PM (viF8m)

Depends on whether he bends the knee ...

Posted by: browndog puttering about at March 03, 2026 05:44 PM (3sXRv)

201 Update from my earlier post. One male cardinal hit the feeder. So I must amend my earlier post that most, but not all, Cardinals are dicks. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 05:45 PM (u73oe)

202 BREAKING: Mojtaba Khamenei, son of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been selected to replace him as Iran’s Supreme Leader
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 05:43 PM (viF8m)

Last seen hastily packing a bag and ducking out through the fire escape window.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 03, 2026 05:45 PM (0aYVJ)

203 2m in the future

>>BREAKING: Mojtaba Khamenei, son of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, was selected to replace him as Iran’s Supreme Leader. He is now dead from Israeli air strike.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:45 PM (2GVsD)

204 198 I have to wonder what anime Matt Walsh was shown to make him say all anime is Satanic.

What is Demon City Shinjuku, Goku: Midnight Eye, or Legend of the Overfiend?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:43 PM (2GVsD)

Maybe he does not know what anime is? I wonder how he feels about Paw Patrol? Or Bluey?

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:45 PM (pDt9x)

205 Betting pool on Moj. 2 days.

Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 05:46 PM (+nEug)

206 @198 They seem to have a lot of series that feature demon-centric fantasy themes. Seems to me it wasn't that long ago that anime featuring demon-killers, witch and vampire hunters was cool.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 03, 2026 05:46 PM (cWLG3)

207 The Left is all about seizing and pouncing on things near and dear to the people of the Center and Right. After the object is attained, the Commies cram it into a skinsuit and demand that we worship it with ever increasing fervor. It amuses the Left when the simple-minded do so because they figure that if they possess ALL of our icons, they "win".

It's like a race - on the Left it's the deconstruction of the national mythos, on the Right, it's the set number of 80-20 hills the Left is willing to die on.

Posted by: mrp at March 03, 2026 05:46 PM (rj6Yv)

208 Yes, anyone who saw that revolting picture of "Cuties" and didn't know it was about sexualization of kids is intentionally clueless and evil. I have not and never will have Netflix because of that sick garbage.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2026 05:46 PM (RDpV/)

209 “Chang is a mystical warrior. Chang is somebody who believes in conservative principles, believes in entrepreneurial capitalism, believes in moral values that underpin a free society. I rely on Chang with great regularity in my public life. He has been by my side, and sometimes I let him down. But Chang, this mystical warrior, has never let me down.”

Posted by: SMOD at March 03, 2026 05:46 PM (7SaKR)

210 178 He knows what he did.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:32 PM (pDt9x)
==

LOL. I was over at Instapundit, and there was an AI image of Walsh just above one of T. Carlson, so I figured Matt Walsh said something about something. Doesn't take much in these contentious times.
Posted by: mrp
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Was a pretty funny AI summary of the recent debates over Iran except transported to the Lord of the Rings.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:47 PM (E4rtv)

211 Never saw the Scary Movie franchise, they looked pretty stupid to me, but I see some of the horde liking them, I'll put them on my "nothing else to watch" list.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 03, 2026 05:47 PM (n5tGW)

212 Matt Walsh thinks anything that occurs without being done in Latin after a blessing with Holy Water is satanic.

That guy's more uptight about that shit than any normal person.

Posted by: ballistic at March 03, 2026 05:47 PM (3BwY8)

213 Chairman, all those anime were OVAs released in the late 1980s. OVA meant you could get risky since it was direct to video store.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:47 PM (2GVsD)

214 Betting pool on Moj. 2 days.
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2026 05:46 PM (+nEug)

Probably not a good outlook for him... But who knows? Maybe he was named as part of a deal with us to end the war, and he's the designated puppet. Impossible to know. Fog of war.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (BI5O2)

215 I believe Tucker & Megyn both suffered viewership losses after the intense interest in the 2024 election when every political podcaster was making big bucks on YouTube & TikTok, etc.

They all probably lost half their audience when 2025 rolled around because a lot of people pulled away from watching politics and won't start back again until the end of 2027.

But then they noticed Fuentes and Candace Owens views out the ying-yang so they started testing the 'just asking questions' routine and noticed they got more views when they went with some occasional joo-hate.

It's probably more complicated than that but it would explain some of their moves over the past year.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (6ydKt)

216 BREAKING: Mojtaba Khamenei, son of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been selected to replace him as Iran’s Supreme Leader
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 05:43 PM (viF8m)

———————

It appears that Mojtaba has been accidentally shot by Claudine Longet!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (u73oe)

217 Do his ring kissers call him Mo, Mo-J, M-taba, OJ?

Supreme Mo-Jeem if they're nasty?

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (wVcYX)

218 Symtrictly speaking, he's not relacing his dad- he's replacing the guy who replaced the guy who replaced his Dad.

*smacks butt*

Get in there, killer.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (zZu0s)

219 Other news was that Thom Tillis and that old fraud Kennedy were going after Noem today. Sen. Schmitt shut down the Democrats fake and gay show and tell claimed ICE victims by citing those who were no longer here killed by illegals.

Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (E4rtv)

220 201 Update from my earlier post. One male cardinal hit the feeder. So I must amend my earlier post that most, but not all, Cardinals are dicks. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 05:45 PM (u73oe)

That's what I always see! The male does what he can to feed his lady....

Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (xWkGt)

221 Strictly. Wtf, phone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 03, 2026 05:49 PM (zZu0s)

222 Cassowary are the crazy rainbow trannies of the emu world. Discuss.

Posted by: Animal Expert at March 03, 2026 05:49 PM (wqlwG)

223 To be fair to Megyn, I did see her take Bill Maher to task (admittedly a low bar) on Jan 6. But she did rip him a new one that time.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 03, 2026 05:50 PM (AlhUl)

224 Cardinals are sweet hearts compared to hummingbirds, Nature's true selfish pricks.

Posted by: connected and litigious at March 03, 2026 05:50 PM (cS1cw)

225 It appears that Mojtaba has been accidentally shot by Claudine Longet!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (u73oe)

Ah, the classics never go out of style. +1

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 03, 2026 05:50 PM (wVcYX)

226 I have to wonder what anime Matt Walsh was shown to make him say all anime is Satanic.

What is Demon City Shinjuku, Goku: Midnight Eye, or Legend of the Overfiend?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:43 PM (2GVsD)
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Don't know. It could be any number of anime, tolerant of "demons" and "devils" and feature prominent neutral characters with names like "Lucifer" and the like.

Walsh is not a major input into me. But he's guy who's work I can appreciate when I appreciate it.

Posted by: Axeman at March 03, 2026 05:50 PM (Fi81e)

227 206 @198 They seem to have a lot of series that feature demon-centric fantasy themes. Seems to me it wasn't that long ago that anime featuring demon-killers, witch and vampire hunters was cool.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 03, 2026 05:46 PM (cWLG3)

Vampire Hunter D. Total badassery.

Posted by: With a touch or two of fanservice at March 03, 2026 05:51 PM (TbWk/)

228 Cassowaries, the ones that will gut you?

Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2026 05:51 PM (pDt9x)

229 Cardinals are sweet hearts compared to hummingbirds, Nature's true selfish pricks.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 03, 2026 05:

Most of 'em are ok.

It's the Rufus ones you hate. My buddy's dad used to sit on his porch and shoot any that showed up so the other hummingbirds could eat in piece.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 05:52 PM (BI5O2)

230 I believe Tucker & Megyn both suffered viewership losses after the intense interest in the 2024 election when every political podcaster was making big bucks on YouTube & TikTok, etc.
...
It's probably more complicated than that but it would explain some of their moves over the past year.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 05:48 PM (6ydKt)
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Already started in 2024 with the America of 1945 being prima facie evil and Winston Churchill being history's greatest monster.

Posted by: Tehran Tarlson at March 03, 2026 05:52 PM (2qP/b)

231 nood Spain

Posted by: Methos at March 03, 2026 05:52 PM (vSvIl)

232 208 Yes, anyone who saw that revolting picture of "Cuties" and didn't know it was about sexualization of kids is intentionally clueless and evil. I have not and never will have Netflix because of that sick garbage.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2026 05:46 PM (RDpV/)
Well said.

Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2026 05:52 PM (LHPAg)

233 213 Chairman, all those anime were OVAs released in the late 1980s. OVA meant you could get risky since it was direct to video store.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:47 PM (2GVsD)

Like the unexpurgated version of Kite. Which is a depressing, disturbing, and traumatic thing to watch.

Posted by: Mild in comparison to others at March 03, 2026 05:52 PM (TbWk/)

234 That last trailer, has anyone ever seen the movie,"Primer". That looks like, "What if Primer was a comedy"

Posted by: banana Dream at March 03, 2026 05:52 PM (3uBP9)

235 Chairman, all those anime were OVAs released in the late 1980s. OVA meant you could get risky since it was direct to video store.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2026 05:47 PM (2GVsD)

I have one, Nadia Secret of Blue Water that mixes up Steampunk, Jules Verne, Captain Nemo and the Bible in the story. You have to be a little nuts to think the messaging is coherent.

Hate to think what he would make of the Tank Girl and Ship Girl animes.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2026 05:54 PM (8avO+)

236 224 Cardinals are sweet hearts compared to hummingbirds, Nature's true selfish pricks.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 03, 2026 05:50 PM (cS1cw)

Oh, harsh! But mostly true... They dive-bomb each other to "protect" their feeders, it's kind of fun to watch, as long as you have multiple feeders for them, so you know they won't starve... LOL

Posted by: Denny Crane - Sometimes I Say Things Without Thinking. at March 03, 2026 05:54 PM (xWkGt)

237 >>It appears that Mojtaba has been accidentally shot by Claudine Longet!

Old school! That takes me back.

Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2026 05:54 PM (viF8m)

238 oh , well

Wave 2!

"U.S. attacks Iranian Revolutionary Guard centers with B-2 bombers.

-CBS"

B-2!

Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 05:54 PM (GD0B3)

239 Matt Walsh is dipping his toes in the 'We're doing this because of Israel' waters, too.

He just got called out for being against this attack on Iran when just last year on his show he said we should go to war with them if they were trying to have Trump assassinated in 2024.

Apparently it's the big money play right now is to claim Bibi is pulling Trump's strings.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at March 03, 2026 05:54 PM (6ydKt)

240 uh oh...

"Weapons have been smuggled into Western Iran to arm thousands of Kurdish volunteers. They are expected to begin a ground operation within days, according to ITV News.

Contributed by @AZ_Intel_."

Posted by: runner at March 03, 2026 05:55 PM (GD0B3)

241 95 40 If ace managed to bang prime Megyn Kelly, even though she is crazy backstabber, he'd go up several notches in my estimation.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
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Move over Muskrat Love, be prepared for Ewok Love.
Posted by: whig at March 03, 2026 05:15 PM (E4rtv)
________
Ewok Megyn,
Ewok Ace -
Setting up a throuple
With Nancy Mace.

Posted by: Eeyore at March 03, 2026 05:55 PM (AlhUl)

242 228 Yes but they only gut you if you disagree with them, so.....

Posted by: Animal Expert at March 03, 2026 05:57 PM (wqlwG)

243 30 Whorecaster is a good one. Well done.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 03, 2026 04:57 PM (cS1cw)
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Sounds like a new D&D class.

"I'm playing a Drow Whorecaster. Right now I'm limited to Bigby's Bitch-slap and Tenser's Dildo Punch, but next level I can Summon Slut."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 05:01 PM (ZOv7s)

Spent some of my sickday yesterday creating a new character for Baldur's Gate 3; this cracked me up. Well played.

Posted by: Nelly at March 03, 2026 05:57 PM (7gpcF)

244 243 30 Whorecaster is a good one. Well done.
Posted by: connected and litigious at March 03, 2026 04:57 PM (cS1cw)
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Sounds like a new D&D class.

"I'm playing a Drow Whorecaster. Right now I'm limited to Bigby's Bitch-slap and Tenser's Dildo Punch, but next level I can Summon Slut."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2026 05:01 PM (ZOv7s)

Spent some of my sickday yesterday creating a new character for Baldur's Gate 3; this cracked me up. Well played.
Posted by: Nelly at March 03, 2026 05:57 PM (7gpcF)

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Or a weapon in Fallout. Need a fusion cell for my whorecaster 3000.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at March 03, 2026 06:05 PM (cWLG3)

245 186 Come on, am I the only one that would like to look down and see Susan Rice gagging on my cock?

Tell me you're a truckstop gl*ryhole guy without saying you're a truckstop gl*ryhole guy.

Posted by: Nelly at March 03, 2026 06:10 PM (7gpcF)

246 I do like Vince Vaughn....so I'll consider it

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Netflix Head Ted Sandaros Tried to Convince GOP Congressmen His Company Wasn't a Woke Groomer Propaganda Outfit.Then Legislators Visited Netflix HQ, and Found Tampons in the Men's Bathroom.Plus: Megyn Kelly, The Chameleon Princess of Pop Politics

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Netflix Head Ted Sandaros Tried to Convince GOP Congressmen His Company Wasn't a Woke Groomer Propaganda Outfit.
Then Legislators Visited Netflix HQ, and Found Tampons in the Men's Bathroom.
Plus: Megyn Kelly, The Chameleon Princess of Pop Politics