Monday Overnight Open Thread (3/2/26)

[Unnamed 24"x 30"-Mis. Hum., with a classic Mystery Click]

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The Quotes of The Day

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"This is about national security; this is about what's possible in the Middle East; this is about being a good partner to the Gulf States...I am a Democrat. I've been a huge Democrat, and I am incredibly disappointed with my party; I do not see myself in them in this moment,” Moj Madhara, co-founder of the Iranian Diaspora Collective and a Democrat

Quote II
"When a family is boating to a restaurant or simply enjoying the waters in our area, they should not have to worry about being stopped, boarded, and delayed for no real reason beyond a random inspection," State Sen. Chris Elliott (R-Josephine, AL)

Quote III
"When you tax something at a high rate, customers are less likely to purchase that product and are more likely to identify alternatives," Tiffany Ingram, the executive director of the Cannabis Business Association of Illinois

Quote IV
The party's only agenda is 'we hate Trump,' and anything he says, we're going to do the opposite of it. And it makes me very sad for the party." Robert F. Kennedy,Jr.

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No Middle East/Iran/Israel news here on The ONT tonight. My .02? Iran has FA for 47 years. I don't have the supporting documentation, but I would suspect at least 90% of all worldwide terrorism involving the Religion of Pieces^TM has been funded directly by Iran.

After kicking the Iran can down the road, this was bound to happen sooner ~~or later~~. The fact that President Trump has engaged with all of the major Islamic countries at the start of his second term was mocked by the "elites". But his engagement with them has led them to keep their noses out of the affair (Monday 3/2/26 8:16AM)

Unlike the Bush's, Trump's philosophy appears to be go in, do what has to be done and get our troops home. We don't need to be building any nations whose populations have no concept or don't care to grasp the concept of Western Civilization. If they want to live like 7th century BC shithole warriors, let them.

Hopefully the Persians can go back to be a western leaning population rather than the cheerleaders for the destruction of the Great Satan.

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Those of us who are Constitutionalists believe in the American justice system. However, those who believe the Constitution is no more than a roll of paper towel have developed the art of lawfare. Well what is good for the goose is good for the gander. I hope that Cities Church sues these criminals into bankruptcy.

A total of 39 people now face charges in the anti-Immigration and Customs Enforcement invasion of Cities Church in St. Paul, Minnesota, last month, according to a superseding indictment that the federal district court unsealed Friday.
“YOU CANNOT ATTACK A HOUSE OF WORSHIP,” Attorney General Pam Bondi wrote on X after the court unsealed the indictment. “If you do so, you cannot hide from us—we will find you, arrest you, and prosecute you.”
Bondi announced that federal agents had already arrested 25 of the 30 new defendants included in the new indictment.

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Had Matthew been Moe of the Religion of Pieces he would not have been arrested, charged and convicted. Instead the victims would be sent to re-education camps via Low-T patient Keir Starmer's edict.

A sexual predator who repeatedly flashed lone women travelling on the Tube has been jailed for eight months.
Matheus Prestes, 30, targeted his victims on the Bakerloo line in a spree lasting four months from June to October last year.
He admitted eight counts of exposure at Inner London Crown Court earlier this month.
The British Transport Police (BTP) praised the bravery of the women in coming forward to report the pervert.

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Different strokes for different folks.

From fantasy photoshoots in the Maldives, to kelp forest "strolls" along California's Catalina Island and Taiwan's luxe hotel swims, swimming in a tail is different wherever you do it.
I am struggling to maintain my dignity – and my buoyancy – in Nagoya, Japan. My legs are encased in a violet-hued mermaid tail, and what I thought would be a graceful glide feels more like a splash.

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The ONT Musical Interlude & Weather Delay Emporium

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If he learns his lesson he will never be a Genius Award Winner again.

GOLDSBORO, N.C. -- A rancher in North Carolina had a nightmare experience in a car wash recently, when wire fencing sitting in the bed of his pickup truck got entangled in the rotating brushes.
Kyle Corbett shared video of the aftermath on TikTok, writing, "Lesson today is don't go in the car wash with high tensile wire in the bed of your truck."

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Earlier tonight we spoke about lawfare. Greenpeace found out the hard way. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

In a financial filing made late last year, Greenpeace USA said it does not have the money to pay the $404m ordered by the jury [reduced by the judge to $345M] “or to continue normal operations if the judgment is enforced”. The group said it had cash and cash equivalents of $1.4m and total assets of $23m as of 31 December 2024.

Maybe little Greta The Retard^TM can help out.

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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:03 PM

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Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (kOluj)

2 Today's topic for discussion: reverse mortgages.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (ExV1e)

3 Long, long ago on an ONT far far away…

…on a Monday…

Posted by: mindful webworker - hey, there, good shootin' sport at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (AiUMy)

4 Sorry I'm late, somebody sent my trolley down the wrong track.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (9uW/C)

5 I dunno

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (VdTX+)

6 Greetings, MisHum! Thanks for the ONT

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (kOluj)

7 Dumbass blocked my IP

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:05 PM (VdTX+)

8 Are the bodies under the snow, MisHum, or in the stream?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 02, 2026 10:05 PM (uQesX)

9 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

10 Monday, Monday, baa baa, baa baa baa baa ....

Posted by: Adriane the Mama & Papa Sheep Critic . . . at March 02, 2026 10:05 PM (3ZUWJ)

11 Thanks for the Monday Night ONT, Mis Hum!

Great artwork up top. Love the colors and the reflection in the water.

There is no ONT like a Mis Hum ONT...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 02, 2026 10:05 PM (kB9dk)

12 Greetings Everyone!

Thank you Mis-Hum

Back up to read content...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 10:05 PM (QGaXH)

13 Have you changed the color palate on that one MisHum? I remember it as being darker.

Regardless, thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:06 PM (zZu0s)

14

YAY MisHum!!!!

Posted by: four seasons at March 02, 2026 10:06 PM (3ek7K)

15 Orange Man Good.

Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 10:06 PM (BI5O2)

16 Orange Man is all right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:07 PM (zZu0s)

17 I haven't visited an ONT in weeks. Any recent rules changes?

Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2026 10:08 PM (5rh/l)

18 6 Greetings, MisHum! Thanks for the ONT
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (kOluj)

And warm greetings from the Frozen Tundra

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 02, 2026 10:08 PM (CkDaS)

19 Sorry I'm late, somebody sent my trolley down the wrong track.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (9uW/C)
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Did you at least find a solution to the ethical dilemma?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 10:09 PM (ESVrU)

20 *** they should not have to worry about being stopped, boarded, and delayed for no real reason beyond a random inspection,
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Random this up your culotte.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:09 PM (VdTX+)

21 13 Have you changed the color palate on that one MisHum? I remember it as being darker.

Regardless, thanks for the ONT.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:06 PM (zZu0s)

Ooops. I couldn't remember if I had posted that one.
Next time I'll do better.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 02, 2026 10:09 PM (CkDaS)

22 Peachy mystery click you've regaled us with, MisHum! ⚡

Posted by: mindful webworker - zzzzzap at March 02, 2026 10:10 PM (AiUMy)

23 The car wash workers should have noticed the wiring in the bed of the truck before letting it through.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 02, 2026 10:10 PM (9uW/C)

24 Today's topic for discussion: reverse mortgages.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (ExV1e)
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Is that what you get when you mix up the rules for Uno and Monopoly?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 10:10 PM (ESVrU)

25 No harm, man. Its nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:10 PM (zZu0s)

26 Next time I'll do better.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 02, 2026 10:09 PM (CkDaS)

I dunno, that painting looks pretty good to me.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 02, 2026 10:10 PM (uQesX)

27
MisHum,

There is no way you can be better because you are the best!!!

Posted by: four seasons at March 02, 2026 10:10 PM (3ek7K)

28 Soldiers of Orange Man ... staring JD Vance, Marco Rubio, and Pete Hegseth ...

Posted by: Adriane the Unlikely Movie Critic . . . at March 02, 2026 10:10 PM (3ZUWJ)

29 About that being stopped while just fooling around (fishing). My business partner and I went fishing in St Andrew Bay, by Panama City, Fl about every 7 - 10 days. In the same boat, just the two of us. On every occasion over a two+ year time, we were stopped, inspected, licenses checked, live well looked into, etc, by the same 2 wildlife guys. They knew our names. They knew us pretty well, but we got stopped every time. It ceased to be funny after about 5 times.

Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 02, 2026 10:11 PM (7D3Aa)

30 I read the content.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 10:12 PM (ZVgZ4)

31 2 Today's topic for discussion: reverse mortgages.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (ExV1e)

Don't
-Joe Biden

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 10:12 PM (QGaXH)

32 I remember a stripper named Peaches. She didn't spend much time in her regalia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:13 PM (8zz6B)

33 Hmmm. Wonder if Greenpeace was getting a ton of USAID payola.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)

34 That is a very nice painting, Mis Hum. I envy your ability!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 02, 2026 10:13 PM (7D3Aa)

35 tankdemon

There are BIG signs at those car washes: Empty your truck bed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:13 PM (u82oZ)

36 I remember a stripper named Peaches. She didn't spend much time in her regalia.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:13 PM (8zz6B)

Most strippers don't, to be fair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (zZu0s)

37 Re the bike sign: illiterate or intentional?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (ZVgZ4)

38 Great content.
Except for that Zappa fella.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (2WIwB)

39 Looks like no Gutfeld tonight so you good people are stuck with me....

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (QGaXH)

40 Do not secure bikes to feces? No 💩!

And thus we reach the intellectual sub-basement for tonight's ONT.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the bar is on the floor at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (AiUMy)

41 Greetings, MisHum.

Zappa is , Well, Ummm. Kinda weird?

Hope all is well with you and the Fab.

GRANDPA!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (A5RD0)

42 Hmmm. Wonder if Greenpeace was getting a ton of USAID payola.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)

Orangepeace is best peace. Also... only peace.

Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (BI5O2)

43 29 About that being stopped while just fooling around (fishing). My business partner and I went fishing in St Andrew Bay, by Panama City, Fl about every 7 - 10 days. In the same boat, just the two of us. On every occasion over a two+ year time, we were stopped, inspected, licenses checked, live well looked into, etc, by the same 2 wildlife guys. They knew our names. They knew us pretty well, but we got stopped every time. It ceased to be funny after about 5 times.

Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum!!
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 02, 2026 10:11 PM (7D3Aa)

In my vast experience out in the woods and on the water, I've only met one decent game warden. The remainder flunked their biology major ended up in law enforcement and then to the DNR because they can't work with people and are therefore the worst of all LEOs.

And you are welcome

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (CkDaS)

44 Back in the heady old December FZ days, I always requested Peaches n Regalia.
Thanks, sweet MisHum, for this tonight😋!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 10:15 PM (oNzQB)

45 Re the bike sign: illiterate or intentional?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (ZVgZ4)

Illiterate.

It'd only be intentional in San Francisco.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:15 PM (zZu0s)

46 The kelp forest in Catalina is indeed impressive. A nifty place for snorkeling.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 10:15 PM (gVUi7)

47 Is that what you get when you mix up the rules for Uno and Monopoly?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 10:10 PM (ESVrU)

That's gonna keep me up tonight.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 10:15 PM (ExV1e)

48 Meow

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 02, 2026 10:15 PM (w3u3d)

49 17 I haven't visited an ONT in weeks. Any recent rules changes?
Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2026 10:08 PM (5rh

We don’t really like change.

Posted by: Piper at March 02, 2026 10:15 PM (Dd38x)

50 17 I haven't visited an ONT in weeks. Any recent rules changes?
Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2026 10:08 PM (5rh/l)

https://youtube.com/shorts/kKQ1jbGdo3o

Posted by: tankdemon at March 02, 2026 10:16 PM (9uW/C)

51 41 Greetings, MisHum.

Zappa is , Well, Ummm. Kinda weird?

Hope all is well with you and the Fab.

GRANDPA!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (A5RD0)

Hey Nurse.

We are doing well now that we got back from the big snowstorm out east. Why my granddaughter has to be there I don't know. Well I do, but her mom .........

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 02, 2026 10:16 PM (CkDaS)

52 I love the art, thank you!

Posted by: Piper at March 02, 2026 10:16 PM (Dd38x)

53 A sexual predator who repeatedly flashed lone women travelling on the Tube has been jailed for eight months.

Matheus Prestes, 30, targeted his victims on the Bakerloo line in a spree lasting four months from June to October last year.

"If your erection last more than four months, contact random women on the ~~subway~~ tube."

That doesn't sound right.

Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 10:16 PM (VHUov)

54 Sorry I'm late, somebody sent my trolley down the wrong track.
Posted by: tankdemon at March 02, 2026 10:04 PM (9uW/C)
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Did you at least find a solution to the ethical dilemma?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 10:09 PM (ESVrU)

Make a loop of track so you can take a second pass and remove all the witnesses.

Then nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 02, 2026 10:16 PM (2EYjk)

55 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Nice pastoral dawn painting. Thank you.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (u82oZ)

56 Unlike the Bush's, Trump's philosophy appears to be go in, do what has to be done and get our troops home.

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And unlike Reagan -- as much as I loved him -- I will never forgive him tucking tail and running following a suicide truck bombing targeting the U.S. Marine Corps barracks at Beirut International Airport in Lebanon, killing 241 U.S. military personnel.

WTAF? You get more (in this case terrorism and the murder of Americans) of what you subsidize & reward ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Algorithmic Racist, Semantic Ablationist, and Systematic Lobotomist at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (iu4Pw)

57 Stranglehold was always my favorite Nuge song.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (etYFQ)

58 44 Back in the heady old December FZ days, I always requested Peaches n Regalia.
Thanks, sweet MisHum, for this tonight😋!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 10:15 PM (oNzQB)

I just wasn't sure what version to pick. There are so many of them and of course every one is great.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (CkDaS)

59 Looks like no Gutfeld tonight so you good people are stuck with me....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (QGaXH)

Your jokes are probably better. Gutfeld hasn't been on his game lately.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (2WIwB)

60 "I am struggling to maintain my dignity – and my buoyancy – in Nagoya, Japan."

Just waiting for the first Great White shark attack story involving these people.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (O7YUW)

61 somebody sent my trolley down the wrong track.
Posted by: tankdemon

Was it the track with the one ugly person tied up or the one with the three hot blonds walking unobservantly?

I think that's how the game went...?

Posted by: mindful webworker - I saw three hot blonds open for blunt force railroad... at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (AiUMy)

62 A sexual predator who repeatedly flashed lone women travelling on the Tube has been jailed for eight months.

Matheus Prestes, 30, targeted his victims on the Bakerloo line in a spree lasting four months from June to October last year.

The flaw in his plan was being white in London.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 10:18 PM (ExV1e)

63 Piper

I want to thank you for your Iranian women fashion show. Brings back memories of grad students from Iran before the Shaw was betrayed.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:18 PM (u82oZ)

64

The guy needs his noodle whacked off.

Posted by: four seasons at March 02, 2026 10:19 PM (3ek7K)

65 The guy needs his noodle whacked off.

Posted by: four seasons at March 02, 2026 10:19 PM (3ek7K)

That's what he said.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at March 02, 2026 10:19 PM (ExV1e)

66
LOL

Posted by: four seasons at March 02, 2026 10:19 PM (3ek7K)

67 Did you at least find a solution to the ethical dilemma?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 10:09 PM (ESVrU)

I was just mad that it was going to be an extra twenty minutes to my destination. Some of the other passengers must have been really upset- I heard some people screaming like they were being hit by a train.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 02, 2026 10:19 PM (9uW/C)

68 It ceased to be funny after about 5 times.

Thanks for the ONT, Mis Hum!!
Posted by: LRob in OK

I used to set trot lines in the Mo. Never saw another boat. Biggest, emptiest body of water anywhere.
Anywho, one day my son and I got stopped and check by Mo. (State) Boating Patrol and the MDC.
Why, we asked...
Well, we gotta be out here sometime.

Posted by: MkY at March 02, 2026 10:20 PM (q6tQZ)

69 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 02, 2026 10:20 PM (sAmhv)

70 Okay, this really is a must-watch.

The Triggernometry men just had a sit-down with former MI6 spy Aimen Dean and NYT bestselling national security journalist Richard Miniter, for a deep dive into the geostrategic and ideological ramifications of the Iran war -- and the ramifications of NOT doing it.

The Best Iran War Breakdown on the Internet:

https://tinyurl.com/uj2j97df

They go into, among other things, the global ramifications WRT China and Russia; the nature of the IRGC's form of Islam (scarier than you might think); what the Gulf region Muslim states really think about Iran; the conflict between the CIA's wishes (they have actually given Israel a no-kill list for the regime heads, allegedly) and those of Israel, and more.

Bottom line, this is a big gamble, but not excising the Twelver cancer is a far bigger gamble. The whole conversation is fascinating, particularly Aiman's comments, as he's a native with a very different POV.

Posted by: Beverly at March 02, 2026 10:20 PM (reMys)

71 60 "I am struggling to maintain my dignity – and my buoyancy – in Nagoya, Japan."

Just waiting for the first Great White shark attack story involving these people.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (O7YUW)

***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 02, 2026 10:20 PM (CkDaS)

72 I'm slow. I just noticed the line on the sign for Mudboy. "Welcome Hairdressers".

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 02, 2026 10:21 PM (7D3Aa)

73 In NH they are having a debate about vehicle safety inspections.

The people that tell us asking an illegal if they are an illegal is a crime against humanity are also saying that if you don't force people to pay the state to inspect their vehicles that everyone will die in the greatest massacre mankind has seen since net neutrality.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:21 PM (sKqQm)

74 Your jokes are probably better. Gutfeld hasn't been on his game lately.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (2WIwB)

I miss redeye. It was a fun show.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM (zZu0s)

75 Art is nice, as well as the song behind it, but the water in that crick. Is it discolored from mine tailings?

Posted by: Enviro-Mental at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM (oftw2)

76 Stranglehold was always my favorite Nuge song.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (etYFQ)

It's definitely an awesome song. Unfortunately, it's ruined forever for me.

It's ruined because I almost crashed into a pond on CO-126 while laughing myself half to death as my ex-wife sang what she thought were the lyrics: "I've got to strangle old ladies..."

I will never hear it again, without hearing that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM (BI5O2)

77
Was it the track with the one ugly person tied up or the one with the three hot blonds walking unobservantly?

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Uh, what about Nell Fenwick?

Posted by: Dudley Do-Right at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM (XeU6L)

78 Definitely not ragging on MisHum, but the top pic could be the Animas River after the EPA got done "cleaning up".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM (8zz6B)

79 {{{COMountainMarie}}}

Hope you are well.

I had a dustup with the medical community yesterday. I was told I needed a new sleep study, despite having 2 previous ones years ago. I could not get that study unless I could provide testimony that I snore now. Well, I did ask if they could prescribe a female bed partner to take down their needed data. Um... No.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM (u82oZ)

80 73 In NH they are having a debate about vehicle safety inspections.

The people that tell us asking an illegal if they are an illegal is a crime against humanity are also saying that if you don't force people to pay the state to inspect their vehicles that everyone will die in the greatest massacre mankind has seen since net neutrality.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:21 PM (sKqQm)

Who has the money and who is the easiest to control?
Case closed.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM (CkDaS)

81 Posted by: Beverly at March 02, 2026 10:20 PM (reMys)

Thanks! They have do very interesting interviews. Will watch.

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 10:23 PM (GD0B3)

82 the nature of the IRGC's form of Islam (scarier than you might think)

The Iranian regime is the basis for The Handmaid's Tale. You know that book that they tell us will happen here if we don't do everything possible to stop "theocracy".

Note though they also say that trying to overthrow Persian Gilead is a crime against humanity and Islam...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:23 PM (sKqQm)

83 Posted by: Beverly at March 02, 2026 10:20 PM (reMys)

One item raised on Twitter earlier today: many of the tankers stopped in the Strait of Hormuz have had their insurance cancelled. Not even jacked-up rates, just cancelled.

The account in question argued this could be a huge deal. Most global insurance is still run out of London, one way or another, and Lloyd's probably gets a lot of its info from MI6, which in turn gets it from us.

If the Trump admin has been pissed off enough by Starmer to stop sharing info, that could have huge ramifications for the insurance business worldwide.

Posted by: Dr. T at March 02, 2026 10:24 PM (lHPJf)

84 In a financial filing made late last year, Greenpeace USA said it does not have the money to pay the $404m ordered by the jury [reduced by the judge to $345M] “or to continue normal operations if the judgment is enforced”.

Does that mean Greenpeace's lawyers don't get paid neither?

Posted by: Miklos understands incentives/disincentives at March 02, 2026 10:24 PM (8i9Vv)

85 I had a dustup with the medical community yesterday. I was told I needed a new sleep study, despite having 2 previous ones years ago. I could not get that study unless I could provide testimony that I snore now. Well, I did ask if they could prescribe a female bed partner to take down their needed data. Um... No.

Besides watching you snore what do they actually do with a sleep study?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:24 PM (sKqQm)

86 A quantum mechanical solution to the Trolley Dilemma: do not observe the trolley or which way the switch is set so that after the experiment all the people are in a superposition of alive/unharmed and dead/run-over. Then just never look at them: beats dying! (No, I don’t put much credence in the Copenhagen interpretation!).

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 10:24 PM (ZVgZ4)

87 A quantum mechanical solution to the Trolley Dilemma: do not observe the trolley or which way the switch is set so that after the experiment all the people are in a superposition of alive/unharmed and dead/run-over. Then just never look at them: beats dying! (No, I don’t put much credence in the Copenhagen interpretation!).

Assuming you aren't a solipsist, then the people on the track also collapse superposition.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:25 PM (sKqQm)

88 I'm slow. I just noticed the line on the sign for Mudboy. "Welcome Hairdressers".
Posted by: LRob in OK

The Hairy Dressers have a special deal on Tuesdays

Posted by: Miklos may have been so informed at March 02, 2026 10:26 PM (8i9Vv)

89 79 {{{NaCly}}}!
Oh darlin'! So lovely to see you! You always make my heart happy 💕💕!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 10:26 PM (oNzQB)

90 Very nice rendering MisHum.

Posted by: Javems at March 02, 2026 10:27 PM (zFsEm)

91 Your fence aint shit

Posted by: Rodney Smith at March 02, 2026 10:27 PM (3ryMF)

92 US marines should never have been in Beirut, that was the mistake. At the time of that blast, the US had no clear way to respond, and it took years to rebuild the army back to where it was effective.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2026 10:27 PM (etYFQ)

93 Well, I did ask if they could prescribe a female bed partner to take down their needed data. Um... No.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM (u82oZ)

Always thinking, this one.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 10:27 PM (I40wl)

94 Greenpeace is free to stash its accumulated in wealth in one of my world renowned banks. As long as it calls it starts calling itself Orangepeace, for plausible deniability.

Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 10:27 PM (BI5O2)

95 In a financial filing made late last year, Greenpeace USA said it does not have the money to pay the $404m ordered by the jury [reduced by the judge to $345M] “or to continue normal operations if the judgment is enforced”.

Does that mean Greenpeace's lawyers don't get paid neither?
Posted by: Miklos

"Greenpeace's lawyers" are probably why they've only got 1.4M in the bank.

Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 10:27 PM (VHUov)

96 Thanks, MisHum!

Zappa *and* Uncle Ted! Woot!

(had a feeling tonight was gonna be weird...)

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 10:27 PM (rdVOm)

97 pay the $404m ordered by the jury

404: Greenpeace not found

Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:28 PM (sKqQm)

98 Besides watching you snore what do they actually do with a sleep study?
Posted by: 18-1
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Among my acquaintances, if one takes a 'sleep study' there is a 95% chance that they will be prescribed a Cpap machine.

Posted by: Dudley Do-Right at March 02, 2026 10:28 PM (XeU6L)

99 What do you call a green orange?

Because I call it $$$.

Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 10:28 PM (BI5O2)

100 63 Piper

I want to thank you for your Iranian women fashion show. Brings back memories of grad students from Iran before the Shaw was betrayed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:18 PM (u82oZ)

Thank you, Salty. They are some of the most photogenic, gorgeous humans. I am praying for them relentlessly.

Posted by: Piper at March 02, 2026 10:29 PM (hftzA)

101 >>>Unnamed 24"x 30"-Mis. Hum.

With an AI assist?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 02, 2026 10:29 PM (syz1S)

102 33 Hmmm. Wonder if Greenpeace was getting a ton of USAID payola.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 02, 2026 10:13 PM (zZu0s)
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The EnviroMENTAL level of misappropriation is a bit different as I understand it. They exist on federal grants mostly. You might recall the EPA putting a hold on $10 Billion designated to various environMENTAL destinations by the EPA. It ended up sitting in Citibank (not sure if it was ever resolved).

The usual process is that the zealots at the EPA designate massive payouts to entities like Greenpeace and a portion of that money finances lawsuits to institute more regulations on industry, or challenge those being removed. Then the lawyers for the EPA roll over on the case. The enviro's get to keep a portion of those grants as pure "income/donations". USAID wasn't needed.

Posted by: Orson at March 02, 2026 10:29 PM (dIske)

103 I was fishing on a small charter near the mouth of the Columbia a few years ago. The USCG showed up. They didn't board and said they were looking for a specific boat. They had a redhead as part of their crew. Wowza! A solid 8!!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:29 PM (2WIwB)

104 Among my acquaintances, if one takes a 'sleep study' there is a 95% chance that they will be prescribed a Cpap machine.
Posted by: Dudley Do-Right at March 02, 2026 10:28 PM (XeU6L)

To be fair, a CPAP machine probably saved my marriage, so there's that.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 10:30 PM (I40wl)

105 404: Greenpeace not found
Posted by: 18-1

heh

Posted by: Miklos is easily amused at March 02, 2026 10:30 PM (8i9Vv)

106 They had a redhead as part of their crew. Wowza! A solid 8!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:29 PM (2WIwB)

They delivered?!? Such service.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 10:30 PM (I40wl)

107 Among my acquaintances, if one takes a 'sleep study' there is a 95% chance that they will be prescribed a Cpap machine.

I have a family member that has a really bad issue with sleep. I don't think its sleep apnea which seems to be what everyone gets diagnosed as having...do they do anything else besides look for apnea/snoring/needing a cpap?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:30 PM (sKqQm)

108 In a financial filing made late last year, Greenpeace USA said it does not have the money to pay the $404m ordered by the jury [reduced by the judge to $345M] “or to continue normal operations if the judgment is enforced”.

Does that mean Greenpeace's lawyers don't get paid neither?
Posted by: Miklos
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[Crap!]

Posted by: Greta Thunberg at March 02, 2026 10:31 PM (XeU6L)

109 As I said, I don’t put much credence in the Copenhagen interpretation.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 10:31 PM (ZVgZ4)

110 No one hooked on to women flying with a vertical stabilizer. What is this world coming to?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:31 PM (VdTX+)

111 I can call up a number of canal boats to devastate Japanese whaling fleets - so long as I get that Greenpeace skrilla, son.

Posted by: Prince Stadtholder, Orange Peace at any Price at March 02, 2026 10:32 PM (BI5O2)

112 You usually get a sleep study because you have shown signs of sleep apnea already.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 10:32 PM (ZVgZ4)

113 Does that mean Greenpeace's lawyers don't get paid neither?
Posted by: Miklos understands incentives/disincentives at March 02, 2026 10:24 PM (8i9Vv)

Well, let's see, lawyers write the law, ergo lawyers will get paid. AI says A secured creditor gets paid first in bankruptcy because their claims are backed by collateral. A lawsuit winner with a judgment against the bankrupt party typically falls into the category of general unsecured claims, which are paid last.

So, if the lawyer sets up a collateralized payment set up, I, with the authorutay of a Boasberg, do hereby decree the Lawyer get paid first.

I think I'm ready for the bar. Drinks not tests.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 02, 2026 10:33 PM (w/O5Q)

114 One thing I don't like is that people who *once* were part of the military, or the intelligence community still pretend like they have special inside knowledge. Mah dudes, you've been away for so long, your special insights are archaic and probably wrong.

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 10:33 PM (GD0B3)

115 >>>Zappa *and* Uncle Ted! Woot!

(had a feeling tonight was gonna be weird...)

>We'll get off of your lawn as soon as we retrieve our frizbee.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 10:33 PM (gVUi7)

116 Posted by: Dr. T at March 02, 2026 10:24 PM (lHPJf)

I don’t think they can cancel insurance unless there is a violation of the insurance contract or the policy period has expired.

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:33 PM (4hjRS)

117 Question for the male Morons, (even though this is a high testosterone crowd):

Has anyone done any supplemental testosterone and had it make a big difference in their daily life?

I have a central tremor, and having my hands shake pretty badly some days is really pissing me off. At the same time, my shaky muscles also feel very weak. For example, I have trouble opening jars that should open relatively easily.

I wonder if my lack of strength and tremors may at least be ameliorated with a little higher T level.

(I hate to say this in a Moron thread, but problems of a sexual nature seem to be one of the main symptoms/complaints for low T. So purely for medical purposes, I will add that Mr. Peeps still works just fine.)

Any good stories/advice or bad stories regarding this topic?

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 02, 2026 10:34 PM (HlyYF)

118 Among my acquaintances, if one takes a 'sleep study' there is a 95% chance that they will be prescribed a Cpap machine.
Posted by: Dudley Do-Right

Well sure, it's like asking a barber if you need a haircut.

Posted by: Great Clips of Seville at March 02, 2026 10:34 PM (oftw2)

119 As I said, I don’t put much credence in the Copenhagen interpretation.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

Even regarding Interpretive Dance in general, the Copenhagen Interpretation is unimpressive.

Posted by: Terpsichorean Miklos at March 02, 2026 10:35 PM (8i9Vv)

120 In a financial filing made late last year, Greenpeace USA said it does not have the money to pay the $404m ordered by the jury [reduced by the judge to $345M] “or to continue normal operations if the judgment is enforced”.

Well, since Greenpeace's "normal operations" are nothing but a grift anyway, they can shut it all down, and euthanize all their principals and employees. Seems fair enough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:35 PM (8zz6B)

121 78 Definitely not ragging on MisHum, but the top pic could be the Animas River after the EPA got done "cleaning up".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM

That was exactly my thought before I scrolled down and saw the whole painting!

The stupidity of the EPA guys should have landed several people in jail, if we lived in a just world.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 02, 2026 10:36 PM (HlyYF)

122 115 >>>Zappa *and* Uncle Ted! Woot!

(had a feeling tonight was gonna be weird...)

>We'll get off of your lawn as soon as we retrieve our frizbee.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 10:33 PM (gVUi7)

Weird?

Wait until it's Tanya the Throat Singer, Tiny Tim & The Monkees. Now that would be weird. Really fvcking weird.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at March 02, 2026 10:36 PM (CkDaS)

123 Well sure, it's like asking a barber if you need a haircut.
Posted by: Great Clips of Seville at March 02, 2026 10:34 PM (oftw2)

Or a psychiatrist if there is anything wrong with a referred patient.

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:36 PM (4hjRS)

124 75 EM

yeah...back when we had Lickenpooper as gov here in CO, we had a mine spill in one of our rivers. Ol' Licker did a spot drinking some of this water...sure, dude...🤪
Absolutely no offense to your fine painting MisHum💞
EM's comment reminded me of that wreck of a gov...it ain't getting any better...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 10:36 PM (oNzQB)

125 Remember there is a blood moon lunar eclipse in a few hours
On the East Coast it will be at 6 am
Not sure in other ateas

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 10:36 PM (7fEFu)

126 Well sure, it's like asking a barber if you need a haircut.
Posted by: Great Clips of Seville

*works on new pickup lines*

Posted by: Miklos before payday at March 02, 2026 10:37 PM (8i9Vv)

127 112 You usually get a sleep study because you have shown signs of sleep apnea already.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 10:32 PM (ZVgZ4)

There are other sleep studies that look into things like REM duration and repetition, and other brainwave stuff, but most sleep studies just check to see if you are breathing while sleeping, and how often you wake up because you are suffocating.

The take-home variety is usually of the second type.

Why any insurance would deny a sleep study is a mystery to me, since the solution is pretty cheap, compared to not treating sleep apnea. But insurance companies defy all logic anyway.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 10:37 PM (I40wl)

128 MisHum beautiful painting

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 10:37 PM (7fEFu)

129 There is an alternative if you can not fall asleep with a CPAP mask, which is my problem. It brings back firefighting memories and wearing OBAs (oxygen breathing Apparatus). I was in a fire in the Service and was burned on 16% of my body.

There is a specific mouthpiece fitted to you. My dentist is the one driving this possible solution, but he needs a new study.

We shall see.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:37 PM (u82oZ)

130 And unlike Reagan -- as much as I loved him -- I will never forgive him tucking tail and running following a suicide truck bombing targeting the U.S. Marine Corps barracks at Beirut International Airport in Lebanon, killing 241 U.S. military personnel.
[ . . . ]

I wonder if he was worried about getting sucked into another Vietnam situation. The fall of RVN was just 10 years previous, and that one started in much the same fashion.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 10:38 PM (rbvCR)

131 Copenhagen is an inferior imperial Capital. Jus' sayin'.

Posted by: Prince Stadtholder, Nothing Rhymes with True Greatness besides Amsterdam at March 02, 2026 10:38 PM (BI5O2)

132 Good evening morons y gracias mh por el ont del lunes

Love the painting and Zappa.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 02, 2026 10:38 PM (RIvkX)

133 Just saw an ad for Jardiance watching a college BB game. Risks include limb loss, genital yeast infections in women and men, painful swelling around the a--- and between the a--- and the v-----, and more deadly bad stuff than I can remember. Hey Doc, I ain't taking that stuff no matter what!

Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2026 10:38 PM (5rh/l)

134 Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM (u82oZ)

Tell them that you wake up suddenly, gasping for air, especially when you sleep on your back. Or that you regularly pass out in the shower. Or that your smartwatch is in a constant state of panic over your sleep numbers.

It worked for Pooky! Well, it was all true, but still!

Posted by: pookysgirl thinks CPAPs are wonderful at March 02, 2026 10:38 PM (Wt5PA)

135 It sure is refreshing having MisHum around once in awhile🙂...

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 10:39 PM (oNzQB)

136 114 One thing I don't like is that people who *once* were part of the military, or the intelligence community still pretend like they have special inside knowledge. Mah dudes, you've been away for so long, your special insights are archaic and probably wrong.
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 10:33 PM (GD0B3)
...........................
I am having a want to slap everyone mood over Iran but trying to behave because it's Lent.

I think if I saw Bolton I'd implode then go on a rampage chasing people with moustaches. This would include my husband (who looks 100x better than Bolton, by the way).

I haven't watched tv news since Susan Rice lied about Benghzi in 2012 and I went loco.

I just glanced at the UK DM and got mad and retreated.

Then I think, they are all crazy, you are not, don't read their scat. Serenity now.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 02, 2026 10:39 PM (WONhk)

137 Wait until it's Tanya the Throat Singer, Tiny Tim & The Monkees. Now that would be weird. Really fvcking weird.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out

Let's not go overboard

Posted by: Miklos' autographed Zamfir collection at March 02, 2026 10:39 PM (8i9Vv)

138 116 Posted by: Dr. T at March 02, 2026 10:24 PM (lHPJf)

I don’t think they can cancel insurance unless there is a violation of the insurance contract or the policy period has expired.
Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:33 PM (4hjRS)
______________________

One of the clauses in a policy of that nature would provide for a Cancellation based on a significant increase to the risk. So, that tracks. HOWEVER, usually in such a matter, they still have to give a 30 to 60 day notification. Depends on the wording of the policy and whether the word "immediacy" is sitting there in that clause.

Posted by: Orson at March 02, 2026 10:40 PM (dIske)

139 tcn in AK

CPAPs are not over the counter. Dentists and pulmonologists that specialize in sleep studies are at loggerheads. The doctors have a good cash flow from this.

I am working to not have to go in a third time, as there are now at-home sleep analysis kits.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:40 PM (u82oZ)

140 *works on new pickup lines*
Posted by: Miklos before payday at March 02, 2026 10:37 PM (8i9Vv)

This actually almost worked once.
"Can I buy you a drink because you look exhausted. Not surprising as you've been running through my mind all evening."

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:40 PM (2WIwB)

141 If your taint turns orange after taking Jardiance - take more Jardiance. You're getting there!

Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 10:40 PM (BI5O2)

142 72 I'm slow. I just noticed the line on the sign for Mudboy. "Welcome Hairdressers".
Posted by: LRob
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Pete's favorite band.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:40 PM (VdTX+)

143 And unlike Reagan -- as much as I loved him -- I will never forgive him tucking tail and running following a suicide truck bombing targeting the U.S. Marine Corps barracks at Beirut International Airport in Lebanon, killing 241 U.S. military personnel.
[ . . . ]

I wonder if he was worried about getting sucked into another Vietnam situation. The fall of RVN was just 10 years previous, and that one started in much the same fashion.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 10:38 PM (rbvCR)

A good book to read to get an insider’s perspective is WW IV a long struggle against Islamofascism by Norman Podhoretz.

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:40 PM (4hjRS)

144 Piper!

Persian women are indeed beautiful. They are also amazing storytellers. The oral tradition in Iran is celebrated and well practiced. I have at, mezmorized for hours by an Iranian friend. She is gorgeous. She has dinner parties where she dresses up and plays a different “character” for every course. Her tales are fantastic. Her veils
And dancing is intoxicating.

And her husband does the cooking and serving.

*swoons*

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2026 10:41 PM (A5RD0)

145 Copenhagen is an inferior imperial Capital. Jus' sayin'.
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder

Red Man beats the shit out of Copenhagen

Posted by: Miklos has gotten pretty with spittoon accuracy at March 02, 2026 10:41 PM (8i9Vv)

146 Mis Hum, that's a lovely painting. Impressive!

I paint when the mood strikes and I have my life in order...which is rare, as my life is generally disordered.

I have one suggestion: the river needs to be less orange with the lavender sky. This could be because I don't like orange, however, and I am totally wrong.

Love the trees! I still need and want more snow!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 02, 2026 10:41 PM (WONhk)

147 Let's not go overboard
Posted by: Miklos' autographed Zamfir collection at March 02, 2026 10:39 PM (8i9Vv)

Zamfir played the Pam flute. The music just will not stick with you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (8zz6B)

148 pookysgirl thinks CPAPs are wonderful

My late wife got plenty of benefits from her CPAP. But I refuse to lie to the medical profession.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (u82oZ)

149 I see one of the NBA teams is doing a formal promotion with a strip club.

And of course...of course they are.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (sKqQm)

150 >>>Wait until it's Tanya the Throat Singer, Tiny Tim & The Monkees. Now that would be weird. Really fvcking weird.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra

>There's never any love for the Bay City Rollers. This is whisky rock and roll.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (gVUi7)

151 I haven't visited an ONT in weeks. Any recent rules changes?
Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2026 10:08 PM (5rh

No farting

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (7fEFu)

152 see one of the NBA teams is doing a formal promotion with a strip club.

And of course...of course they are.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (sKqQm)

Must be Atlanta.

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:44 PM (4hjRS)

153 "Can I buy you a drink because you look exhausted. Not surprising as you've been running through my mind all evening."
Posted by: Diogenes

I may try that at the Country Bunker

If allowed

Won't sue if I get hurt

Posted by: Miklos has the occasional scar at March 02, 2026 10:44 PM (8i9Vv)

154 This could be because I don't like orange

----

GFY

Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 10:44 PM (BI5O2)

155 The only time I ever had a Ccrap machine was when I had surgery. The nurse asked how I liked it. I said I was having dreams that somebody duct tape my face to an aqualung. I could see if you have problems breathing ohhh yeah this will cure it. Its the oxygen version of waterbording.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 10:44 PM (snZF9)

156 I remember a stripper named Peaches. She didn't spend much time in her regalia.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:13 PM (8zz6B)
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Did she make you wanna shake her tree

Posted by: 496 at March 02, 2026 10:44 PM (t+VLa)

157 151 I haven't visited an ONT in weeks. Any recent rules changes?
Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2026 10:08 PM (5rh

No farting

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (7fEFu)

Is sharting OK? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Joe B from Scranton, Delaware at March 02, 2026 10:45 PM (5rh/l)

158 I wonder if he was worried about getting sucked into another Vietnam situation. The fall of RVN was just 10 years previous, and that one started in much the same fashion.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 10:38 PM (rbvCR)

Remember that Reagan was dealing with the leftovers from Carter's admin. The military at that time was not exactly... overwhelming, like they are now. His options were limited.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 10:45 PM (I40wl)

159 Quote III

"When you tax something at a high rate, customers are less likely to purchase that product and are more likely to identify alternatives," Tiffany Ingram, the executive director of the Cannabis Business Association of Illinois
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I know you'll be *shocked* by this, but I'll go ahead and tell you:

"Tiffany" is a "Fundamentally Non-Serious" selection.

And I hope they tax cannabis at a thousand percent. I did my share of it once upon a time. Its not what productive people do. And its not supposed to be easy to find it. Sometimes people make better life choices when *bad* life choices are hard to obtain.

Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 10:46 PM (Cjcf6)

160 Alberta Oil Peon

Groan.

(Good one)

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:46 PM (u82oZ)

161 I am struggling to maintain my dignity – and my buoyancy – in Nagoya, Japan. My legs are encased in a violet-hued mermaid tail, and what I thought would be a graceful glide feels more like a splash.

I expected that article to be about a little kid in a mermaid tail being her authentic Disney-princess self, and dragging her Mom along with.

But no, it's just middle-aged women wearing gaudy mermaid outfits that would make a drag queen blush.

So, is having glamour shots taken in a mermaid tail considered furry-adjacent? Or is it more in the minotaur-milking camp?

Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 10:47 PM (VHUov)

162 No farting
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (7fEFu)

Um. Not sure that's enforceable. And around here? If DH doesn't fart now, he will do so in bed.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 02, 2026 10:47 PM (I40wl)

163 My CPAP machine sends me email to tell me when I'm sleeping better.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 02, 2026 10:47 PM (RIvkX)

164 No farting

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport

I have to tell Jose the caterer that Taco Tuesday ONT is cancelled

Posted by: Miklos is disappoint at March 02, 2026 10:47 PM (8i9Vv)

165 Miklos has the occasional scar

Is the Marleen, Darleen, and Arleen rotation not working?

And yes, I can't see that line working in a Waffle House.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 10:48 PM (u82oZ)

166 There has been a shortage of Neurologists because many have left that field to go into sleep study, which I guess is more lucrative.
If you think about it, in many of the neurological diseases, ALS, MS, Parkinson's, etc., there really hasn't been great progress in treating such diseases. A few drugs that slow the process maybe a little, but no cures or great breakthroughs. Kind of sad. If all you can do is throw some Lyrica or Neurontin at a problem, it's rather depressing.

Posted by: EMGs Suck at March 02, 2026 10:48 PM (oftw2)

167 144 Piper!

Persian women are indeed beautiful. They are also amazing storytellers. The oral tradition in Iran is celebrated and well practiced. I have at, mezmorized for hours by an Iranian friend. She is gorgeous. She has dinner parties where she dresses up and plays a different “character” for every course. Her tales are fantastic. Her veils
And dancing is intoxicating.

And her husband does the cooking and serving.

*swoons*
Posted

That sounds so fun, oh my gosh. I would love that.

Posted by: Piper at March 02, 2026 10:48 PM (hftzA)

168 Wait until it's Tanya the Throat Singer, Tiny Tim & The Monkees. Now that would be weird. Really fvcking weird.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Did I say "weird" (meaning: Zappa & Nugent) is bad? No, no I did not. LOL!

That other stuff isn't weird-- it's vomit-worthy. Big difference!

Nice painting, btw. Reminds me of days long ago...

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 10:49 PM (rdVOm)

169 Red Man beats the shit out of Copenhagen
Posted by: Miklos has gotten pretty with spittoon accuracy at March 02, 2026 10:41 PM (8i9Vv)

Chew vs dip

Skoal > Copenhagen

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:50 PM (4hjRS)

170 On X

"The Iranian women’s national football team refused to sing the anthem of the Islamic Regime. Tonight. At the opening match of the Asian Cup. In front of the entire world.

So, to all liberal Western women:

Watch and learn.
THIS is what real feminism looks like."

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 10:50 PM (7fEFu)

171 I see one of the NBA teams is doing a formal promotion with a strip club.

And of course...of course they are.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (sKqQm)

Must be Atlanta.
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It is. And of course they picked a club by "non serious" choices.

The NBA should have been inundated with protests over this promotion. But because our society is so far gone, everybody pretty much yawned and they'll yuck it up the night of the promotion.

Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 10:50 PM (Cjcf6)

172 " I am struggling to maintain my dignity – and my buoyancy – in Nagoya, Japan. My legs are encased in a violet-hued mermaid tail, and what I thought would be a graceful glide feels more like a splash."

Hey boys, looky what I caught!

And she's giving me that "Come Hither" look!

Posted by: Miklos thinks she wants the hook out at March 02, 2026 10:50 PM (8i9Vv)

173 do they do anything else besides look for apnea/snoring/needing a cpap?
Posted by: 18-1

I presume they giggle at your nocturnal erections.

Or gasp in awe, if you're The Paolo.

Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 10:51 PM (VHUov)

174 136 114 One thing I don't like is that people who *once* were part of the military, or the intelligence community still pretend ...
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On the other hand, years ago on Fox, I saw General Vallely and Lt General McInerney run down, by the numbers, how we could dissemble Iran in three days. I think Trump saw that show.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:51 PM (VdTX+)

175 If you don't like Orange, you should rethink your life.

Better Orange than something that rhymes with it.

Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 10:52 PM (BI5O2)

176 -
GFY
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 10:44 PM (BI5O2)

You first and make sure you film it!

Good For You, Too!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 02, 2026 10:52 PM (WONhk)

177 No farting
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (7fEFu)

Well. Hell.
I thought my cardboard membership covered that.
Do I have to leave now?

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:52 PM (2WIwB)

178 Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 10:50 PM (Cjcf6)

I was thinking of Cheetahs though I don’t know if it still exists. My former company used to insure them.

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:52 PM (4hjRS)

179 I did a sleep study many years ago, when you slept at the clinic in the fake hotel room, and they recorded you sleeping. I was not prescribed CPAP at that time. Many years later, I fell asleep on a massage table and was told by my massage therapist that I not only snored but also stopped breathing for a bit. That led to a second sleep study, this time with the take-home monitor. This second time I was prescribed the CPAP, which has helped me enormously. If you need the CPAP, get it and use it: it made a big difference for me.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 10:53 PM (ZVgZ4)

180 117/
Pillage, it's a simple blood test to measure your testosterone level. Find out, cause if it's not that then you need to find out what the cause is.
And hi to your bride....

Posted by: The Grateful at March 02, 2026 10:53 PM (IQ6Gq)

181 Vallely and McInerney co-authored the book Endgame: The Blueprint for Victory in the War on Terror.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 10:53 PM (VdTX+)

182 That Tiffany Ingram sure knows her shit.

-- The Invisible Hand

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 02, 2026 10:54 PM (JkO4W)

183 So, is having glamour shots taken in a mermaid tail considered furry-adjacent? Or is it more in the minotaur-milking camp?
Posted by: mikeski

Old Playboy single panel cartoon - two scruffy sailors, one with his arm around a beautiful mermaid with a somewhat sour look on his face, the other with a big grin and his arm around a backwards mermaid (fish head on top, lady on bottom).

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 10:54 PM (/lPRQ)

184 It is. And of course they picked a club by "non serious" choices.

The NBA should have been inundated with protests over this promotion. But because our society is so far gone, everybody pretty much yawned and they'll yuck it up the night of the promotion.
Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 10:50 PM (Cjcf6)

Basketball: thug culture

Strip clubs: thug culture

Scarcely surprising.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:54 PM (8zz6B)

185 Good For You, Too!
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 02, 2026 10:52 PM (

It was just a joke.

An orange joke.

Which, of course, are the best jokes.

Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 10:55 PM (BI5O2)

186 They have tech now that supposedly does the same thing as a cpap without all that equipment.

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 02, 2026 10:56 PM (4hjRS)

187 And yes, I can't see that line working in a Waffle House.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Easier

If she's about to get off shift

Just ask if you can get some ice for that cooler of Natty Daddys out in the truck

Posted by: Miklos lives and learns the hard way at March 02, 2026 10:56 PM (8i9Vv)

188 There is something very scuzzy about Richard Miniter.

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 10:56 PM (GD0B3)

189 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Success Stories from The Somali Lerning Center of Little Mogadishu, Minnesota.

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*ahem*

That's "Learing"

The next warning will come with consequences.

Posted by: The AoSHQ Office of Meme Purity Enforcement at March 02, 2026 10:57 PM (JkO4W)

190 Hi Miklos👋!

Hi Nurse🖐!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 10:58 PM (oNzQB)

191 "Lesson today is don't go in the car wash with high tensile wire in the bed of your truck."

Always wear safety glasses when dealing with high tensile (or any) wire. Those cut ends are sharp and can coil at you faster than you can react. More dangerous than a BB gun. you'll put an eye out ... I forget the brand name from that quote. Red Ranger or something.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 02, 2026 10:58 PM (vbXSk)

192 Mis Hum,
Love that painting, especially the way the colors reflect in the water. Lovely, peaceful, idyllic, and I would like to be there in May with a fly rod. (Sigh!)

Posted by: JTB at March 02, 2026 10:58 PM (yTvNw)

193 180 117/
Pillage, it's a simple blood test to measure your testosterone level. Find out, cause if it's not that then you need to find out what the cause is.
And hi to your bride....
Posted by: The Grateful at March 02, 2026 10:53 PM (IQ6Gq)

Yeah, get some labs done.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 02, 2026 10:59 PM (y171U)

194 I will never have my testosterone tested.

They might put me in some Government Program

Posted by: Miklos had due regard for his Vital Bodily Fluids and their constituent elements at March 02, 2026 10:59 PM (8i9Vv)

195 Old Playboy single panel cartoon - two scruffy sailors, one with his arm around a beautiful mermaid with a somewhat sour look on his face, the other with a big grin and his arm around a backwards mermaid (fish head on top, lady on bottom).
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Also used on Futurama, after Fry's mermaid fiancee describes consummating a marriage, mermaid-style (aka fish-style).

Fry: "Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid? With a fish part on top and a lady part on the bottom?"

Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 11:00 PM (VHUov)

196 Bi-Cycle! Bi-Cycle! Bi-Cycle!

I'm gonna ride my bicycle, I'm gonna ride my bike...

Fabulously.

Posted by: Bikes to Feces at March 02, 2026 11:00 PM (qwype)

197 Yeah, get some labs done.
Posted by: Joemarine at March 02, 2026 10:59 PM (y171U)

About 90 minutes in a 350 oven is about right.

Posted by: Barack oBama at March 02, 2026 11:00 PM (8zz6B)

198 I mentioned yesterday that President Trump is the first president with the courage, and the technology, to go after Iran. The technology part is important. In Reagan's day he didn't have that. Our losses by day three would have been significant.
In my opinion.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 11:01 PM (2WIwB)

199 If you want to raise your T... eat an orange. But not this Orange, pal. I don't roll like that.

Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 11:01 PM (BI5O2)

200 On X

"The Iranian women’s national football team refused to sing the anthem of the Islamic Regime. Tonight. At the opening match of the Asian Cup. In front of the entire world.

So, to all liberal Western women:

Watch and learn.
THIS is what real feminism looks like."
-----

Liberal western women only care about abortions. They'd sell the entire population of middle eastern women down the river so long as they can have easy access to abortions here. That's because we (collectively) no longer teach morality, and the sanctity of life.

Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 11:01 PM (Cjcf6)

201 Within a day or two of making the Peaches recording up top, Frank and bands equipment burned up in the Smoke On The Water fire. They replaced the equipment and the tour continued to UK. At the Rainbow Theater, Frank was knocked off the stage by a deranged "fan" onto the floor of the orchestra pit.
He was severely injured, spent a year in a wheelchair. His larynx was injured and it permanently affected his voice, taking out his higher range. He wrote music while recuperating.

Posted by: Tough Tour at March 02, 2026 11:02 PM (oftw2)

202 195 Old Playboy single panel cartoon - two scruffy sailors, one with his arm around a beautiful mermaid with a somewhat sour look on his face, the other with a big grin and his arm around a backwards mermaid (fish head on top, lady on bottom).
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

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Which sailor was named Milt?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 02, 2026 11:02 PM (JkO4W)

203 177 No farting
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 10:42 PM (7fEFu)

Well. Hell.
I thought my cardboard membership covered that.
Do I have to leave now?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:52 PM (2WIwB)

I thought this was why Doof put all those new air fresheners out. Y’all were really taking advantage of the cardboard amenities.

Posted by: Piper at March 02, 2026 11:03 PM (Dd38x)

204 They have tech now that supposedly does the same thing as a cpap without all that equipment.
Posted by: Opinion fact

How does it work?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 11:03 PM (ZVgZ4)

205 117 Question for the male Morons, (even though this is a high testosterone crowd):

Has anyone done any supplemental testosterone and had it make a big difference in their daily life?

I have a central tremor, and having my hands shake pretty badly some days is really pissing me off. At the same time, my shaky muscles also feel very weak. For example, I have trouble opening jars that should open relatively easily.

I wonder if my lack of strength and tremors may at least be ameliorated with a little higher T level.

(I hate to say this in a Moron thread, but problems of a sexual nature seem to be one of the main symptoms/complaints for low T. So purely for medical purposes, I will add that Mr. Peeps still works just fine.)

Any good stories/advice or bad stories regarding this topic?
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 02, 2026 10:34 PM (HlyYF)

I went on testosterone gel for a few months. It does work, gives more energy and passion.

Losing 50 pounds also helped with my erections.

Not, with my marriage, it means a damn thing.

But supplemental testosterone is absolutely worth trying.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 02, 2026 11:03 PM (xcxpd)

206 Hi Miklos��!

Hi Nurse��!

Posted by: COMountainMarie

I sang that in a Henry John Deutschendorf Jr. voice

Posted by: Miklos of the Lowlanders at March 02, 2026 11:03 PM (8i9Vv)

207 Also used on Futurama, after Fry's mermaid fiancee describes consummating a marriage, mermaid-style (aka fish-style).

Fry: "Why couldn't she be the other kind of mermaid? With a fish part on top and a lady part on the bottom?"
Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 11:00 PM (VHUov)
---
The Cat in Red Dwarf conjured up a virtual girlfriend like that while playing the VR video game Better Than Life.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at March 02, 2026 11:03 PM (ESVrU)

208 COMM!

Hello there wonderful lady!

I hope you are well. Peace be with you.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2026 11:03 PM (A5RD0)

209 @179...I don't think I could make it through a sleep study as I'd be wide awake not trusting anyone.

I had surgery twenty years ago and had a good excuse not to sleep over the one night. A nurse that took care of me, and I knew her when I was an instructor and she was a student nurse, told me, "You'd think you had your tonsils out (vs the surgery)." My uvula had apparently gotten stuck on the ET tube and I whined about it the most. Muh throat! An anesthesia person came and looked and said I did not need a steroid. Ok. I looked and think I could have tied a knot with it as it was stretched and dragging down my throat.

My son and I compared throats in the mirror of the loo and he said his airway was worse than mine due to his tonsils.

This was after I refused a sleeping pill because "my airway might close."

My surgeon cracked up hearing this the next day and said if I had a daughter vs a son she would have been called to come in and deal with me.I guess meaning this son could talk sense into me.

I consented to a half of a sleeping pill and as I was sort of dosing off I heard him in the bathroom calling his Dad that the lunatic was finally under control. I am a great patient!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 02, 2026 11:04 PM (WONhk)

210 195 Old Playboy single panel cartoon - two scruffy sailors, one with his arm around a beautiful mermaid with a somewhat sour look on his face, the other with a big grin and his arm around a backwards mermaid (fish head on top, lady on bottom).
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

Never saw it. Only got Playboy for the articles.

Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2026 11:04 PM (qwype)

211 If you want to raise your T... eat an orange. But not this Orange, pal. I don't roll like that.
=====

How do you feel about Winona Ryder?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 02, 2026 11:04 PM (RIvkX)

212 I've been getting sleep apnea ads lately, so am wondering if my devices have been listening to me and reporting back to Google.

Posted by: illiniwek at March 02, 2026 11:05 PM (vbXSk)

213 Which sailor was named Milt?
Posted by: Cicero

"Champagne wishes and Caviar dreams"

Posted by: Miklos in some poncy Brit accent at March 02, 2026 11:05 PM (8i9Vv)

214 I was scared to click on the mermaid story- I assumed it would be a dude identifying as a mermaid

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 11:06 PM (7fEFu)

215 Two important Islamic officials are hiding out in a hospital, as Hamas did before them:

https://tinyurl.com/yux9vkx2

Posted by: Iran Watcher at March 02, 2026 11:07 PM (ix8EF)

216 Have a great night, everyone.

May there be warmth and sound sleep in your futures.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 02, 2026 11:07 PM (u82oZ)

217 186 They have tech now that supposedly does the same thing as a cpap without all that equipment.
Posted by: Opinion fact

No Sir buddy, you're not sticking that air hose up my poop shoot, even if it is low pressure.

Posted by: A Mighty Wind at March 02, 2026 11:07 PM (oftw2)

218 I thought this was why Doof put all those new air fresheners out. Y’all were really taking advantage of the cardboard amenities.
Posted by: Piper

Doof has a lot of those little pine tree scented ones from his days as a Repo Man.

Posted by: a Doofman is always intense at March 02, 2026 11:09 PM (8i9Vv)

219 I love a good uvula story.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 02, 2026 11:09 PM (JkO4W)

220 I'd hang this evening's art selection, MisHum. 👍

Bodies? Someone asked. Always the Pine Barrens.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at March 02, 2026 11:09 PM (NFX2v)

221 No Sir buddy, you're not sticking that air hose up my poop shoot, even if it is low pressure.
Posted by: A Mighty Wind at March 02, 2026 11:07 PM (oftw2)

Maybe it's a vacuum hose?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 11:09 PM (8zz6B)

222 How do you feel about Winona Ryder?
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 02, 2026 11:04 PM (RIvkX)

Fine. She instantly recognizes the correct juice.

Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 11:10 PM (BI5O2)

223 217 186 They have tech now that supposedly does the same thing as a cpap without all that equipment.
Posted by: Opinion fact

No Sir buddy, you're not sticking that air hose up my poop shoot, even if it is low pressure.
Posted by: A Mighty Wind at March 02, 2026 11:07 PM (oftw2)

Uh oh. Seems I’ve been using my CPAP wrong.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at March 02, 2026 11:10 PM (ZTJjv)

224 So, are any of you tired of these pop-up ads you have to sit through 4 seconds before you can proceed (While looking at a glob of cranberry sauce or an old hag)?
Then after reading the content, you end up at a dead end at the end of the segment and when you back out of it you end up in segments one day prior. (and more clicking to get back where you were).
I'm calling BS on this.
American Greatness had a good blog. Navigating it was a chore. I've deleted it; haven't VDH in a year and a half. Lots of good content out there, no b.s.
Hot Air and that group is next. I'm not clicking 5X on an article to clear all the Krap away before I can read it.

Sorry Ace, you reached for the $$, forgot the readers.
ciao and best wishes
JB

Posted by: J. Burns at March 02, 2026 11:10 PM (2vn3Z)

225 They have tech now that supposedly does the same thing as a cpap without all that equipment.
Posted by: Opinion fact

How does it work?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

https://is.gd/PZ9bu9

Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 11:10 PM (VHUov)

226 Mis Hum, I really do like the painting. Oil or acrylics?

I have never painted with oils. Self taught watercolors, which are unforgiving but I love them. Had lessons with soft pastels, which may be my favorite. Have plans to go a bit wild with acrylics.

My dude has also asked me to paint mountains and background panels for his model train room. I have a lot to do and need someone to direct me daily or maybe take drugs for motavation. Soon.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 02, 2026 11:11 PM (WONhk)

227 So Matheus Prestes opens his trench coat and asks the young woman, "Do you know what this is?"
She looks at him and says, "It looks like a penis, only smaller"

Posted by: EastBayLarry at March 02, 2026 11:11 PM (F0CXy)

228 You know who got a bad rap? Orenthal James Simpson. With a name like that, he's got to be good.

Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 11:12 PM (BI5O2)

229 Which sailor was named Milt?
Posted by: Cicero

Would have to be the first.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 11:12 PM (/lPRQ)

230 227 So Matheus Prestes opens his trench coat and asks the young woman, "Do you know what this is?"
She looks at him and says, "It looks like a penis, only smaller"
Posted by: EastBayLarry at March 02, 2026 11:11 PM (F0CXy)

228 You know who got a bad rap? Orenthal James Simpson. With a name like that, he's got to be good.
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 11:12 PM (BI5O2)

What the hell are we doing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 11:13 PM (bss/y)

231 Sorry Ace, you reached for the $$, forgot the readers.
ciao and best wishes
JB
Posted by: J. Burns at March 02, 2026 11:10 PM (2vn3Z)

Now, that's a troll!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 11:14 PM (8zz6B)

232 All these new nics, complaining about ads...

*If I hafta click more than once to view a page I'm done!*

And off they flounce...

Well, 'bye.

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 11:14 PM (rdVOm)

233 Not, with my marriage, it means a damn thing.

But supplemental testosterone is absolutely worth trying.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March

This is none of my business, so please feel free to disregard, but if your wife is not feeling interested, she may need a little testosterone boost, or other hormone therapy.

Posted by: Piper at March 02, 2026 11:14 PM (Dd38x)

234 Swimming costumed as a mermaid would be undignified.

Posted by: guy who swims dressed up as a sperm at March 02, 2026 11:14 PM (wKJf5)

235 The cpap alternative is an implant that monitors your breathing and delivers an impulse to the tongue muscle to make it move forward so it doesn't block your airway

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 11:15 PM (7fEFu)

236 I don't have ads. As usual, no one likes me and I'm on my own.

I hope you all have a wonderful night and a pleasant tomorrow.

I accidently saw Hillary pounding the desk during the hearing she tried to take over. I have to read or something to forget her hideous face and blue pantsuit or whatever she calls that tunic thing she's wearing. I am sure Bill thinks this every second he's alive.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 02, 2026 11:15 PM (WONhk)

237 I was scared to click on the mermaid story- I assumed it would be a dude identifying as a mermaid
Posted by: vmom

I think they're all authentic females.

Not 100% sure on the one with the blue hair and blue lipstick in the first photo.

And there's a dude in the back row in the other group photo, but he's not wearing a mermaid.....merman tail. He's just there to support his girlfriend's delusions, or something.

Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 11:16 PM (VHUov)

238 I love a good uvula story.
Posted by: Cicero

It'll behoove ya
To take care of your uvula

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRoGEWj6ka4

Posted by: Miklos retains odd memories at March 02, 2026 11:16 PM (8i9Vv)

239 "Wait until it's Tanya the Throat Singer"

I'm not a devotee of pop culture but I would like to ask, who the heck is this?

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 02, 2026 11:17 PM (2H3yT)

240 Good night Salty. Always wonderful to see you.
Sleep well my friend ❣

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 11:18 PM (oNzQB)

241 The cpap alternative is an implant that monitors your breathing and delivers an impulse to the tongue muscle to make it move forward so it doesn't block your airway
Posted by: vmom

I've been on the internet too long. I read that, and my first thought was "eight minutes after it was invented, there was a cellphone app to make it into a sex toy."

Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 11:18 PM (VHUov)

242 "Posted by: J. Burns at March 02, 2026 11:10 PM (2vn3Z)

Well now, bye.

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 02, 2026 11:18 PM (2H3yT)

243 Swimming costumed as a mermaid would be undignified.
Posted by: guy who swims dressed up as a sperm

Some friends (guys) went to a Mardi Gras costume Ball *extra heh* as sperm one year

Posted by: Miklos won't try to tell the kids that, no sirree at March 02, 2026 11:19 PM (8i9Vv)

244 I'm out. Thanks, MisHum!

Posted by: Gref at March 02, 2026 11:19 PM (5rh/l)

245 Brave, people. Hit the tip jar, but Brave.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 11:19 PM (bss/y)

246 I accidently saw Hillary pounding the desk during the hearing she tried to take over. I have to read or something to forget her hideous face and blue pantsuit or whatever she calls that tunic thing she's wearing. I am sure Bill thinks this every second he's alive.
----

I've often wondered: IF Bill could choose all over again, and the 2 choices were "Repeat your current life" versus "Just settle on being a long-standing representative in the Arkansas state house of representatives"....which would he choose?

I'd never agree to be President of the United States if it meant I had to marry and stay with Hillary for life.

Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 11:19 PM (Cjcf6)

247 I'm not a devotee of pop culture but I would like to ask, who the heck is this?
Posted by: Will Robinson at March 02, 2026 11:17 PM (2H3yT)

Sister to Kamala, the Throat Masseuse.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 11:19 PM (8zz6B)

248 I thought it took a farrier to behoove you.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 11:20 PM (rbvCR)

249 Brave, people. Hit the tip jar, but Brave.

Seconded.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at March 02, 2026 11:20 PM (lUFok)

250 my first thought was "eight minutes after it was invented, there was a cellphone app to make it into a sex toy."
Posted by: mikeski

yu fergot the "nttawwt" part

Posted by: Miklos has heard all kinda stories at March 02, 2026 11:20 PM (8i9Vv)

251 >>>If you want to raise your T...

>Take a dip of Redman. That stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 11:20 PM (gVUi7)

252 "Posted by: J. Burns at March 02, 2026 11:10 PM (2vn3Z)

youtube.com/shorts/jPFYtXTbCbg

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 02, 2026 11:21 PM (sAmhv)

253 251 >>>If you want to raise your T...

>Take a dip of Redman. That stuff will make you a goddamn sexual tyrannosaurus.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 11:20 PM (gVUi7)

Bunch of slack jawed faggots around here.

Posted by: Jesse Ventura at March 02, 2026 11:21 PM (bss/y)

254 Mishum mystery click..Frank Zappa - Peaches in Regalia!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 02, 2026 11:21 PM (BnDlA)

255 "Wait until it's Tanya the Throat Singer"

I'm not a devotee of pop culture but I would like to ask, who the heck is this?
Posted by: Will Robinson

Tanya Tagaq. The other musical act from Canada.

Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 11:21 PM (VHUov)

256 I made mostly successful home-made tortillas tonight!
To think, it only required following the recipe.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 11:22 PM (rbvCR)

257 248 I thought it took a farrier to behoove you.
Posted by: Kindltot

You nailed it!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 02, 2026 11:22 PM (7fEFu)

258 Pillage, it's a simple blood test to measure your testosterone level. Find out, cause if it's not that then you need to find out what the cause is.
And hi to your bride....

Posted by: The Grateful at March 02, 2026 10:53 PM

Thanks Grateful!

Will do on saying "Hi" to the bride.

She had a good week last week. She texted me during the day that one of her low income students qualified for the IB program next year when she starts high school. (It is like an elite private school education, that is run through one of our public high schools.)

Bride was still "vicariously proud" when she got home for dinner!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 02, 2026 11:23 PM (HlyYF)

259 LOL, Trump hammered anorexic botoxed traitor and that cucker feller in some phone interview today, said that she was always against him and that she should read a history book. said he does not care what cuckson says , basically. Good for you Mr. President.

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 11:23 PM (GD0B3)

260 Some friends (guys) went to a Mardi Gras costume Ball *extra heh* as sperm one year
Posted by: Miklos won't try to tell the kids that, no sirree at March 02, 2026 11:19 PM (8i9Vv)

--------

If they had met the right girl it would have been all ova.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 02, 2026 11:23 PM (JkO4W)

261 He's just there to support his girlfriend's delusions, or something.
Posted by: mikeski

Ima stick with where I KNOW the mermaids are actual maids

https://weekiwachee.com/mermaid-shows/

Posted by: Miklos is set in his Ways at March 02, 2026 11:23 PM (8i9Vv)

262 I'm not a devotee of pop culture

------

I am.

Specifically, Fanta.

All other pops shall be sunk beneath the waves, in the name of G-d.

Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 11:23 PM (BI5O2)

263 A rancher in North Carolina had a nightmare experience in a car wash recently, when wire fencing sitting in the bed of his pickup truck got entangled in the rotating brushes.

Y'know, usually the attendants stop you if you have stuff in the bed and make you move it out.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 02, 2026 11:23 PM (C0Nlv)

264 Good night, y’all! I am off to bed.

Posted by: Piper at March 02, 2026 11:24 PM (Dd38x)

265 Fanta. The voice of a previous generation.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:26 PM (Np3bf)

266 If they had met the right girl it would have been all ova.
Posted by: Cicero

Maybe

Never asked the guys if they knew how to swim

Posted by: Miklos was in a Learing Phase hisself at March 02, 2026 11:26 PM (8i9Vv)

267 Veteran sports journalist Tracey Holmes wrote on X: “None of the Iranian players, nor the coach, sang the national anthem ahead of their match at the Women’s Asian Cup on the Gold Coast, despite being instructed to do so before they left Iran so as not to embarrass the regime.

“They have obviously taken strength from events unfolding in their country.

“There was also a group of Iranian supporters at the game flying the pre Islamic Revolutionary flag featuring the golden lion and sun.”

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 11:26 PM (8DSzR)

268 Tanya Tagaq. The other musical act from Canada.
Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 11:21 PM (VHUov)

The Hordepedia comes through again!

😊

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 02, 2026 11:26 PM (2H3yT)

269 Fanta. The voice of a previous generation.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Now listen here you little whippersnapper

Posted by: Tab at March 02, 2026 11:26 PM (8i9Vv)

270 >>> It is. And of course they picked a club by "non serious" choices.

The NBA should have been inundated with protests over this promotion. But because our society is so far gone, everybody pretty much yawned and they'll yuck it up the night of the promotion.
Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 10:50 PM (Cjcf6)

Many years ago the Falcons were going to a big game, Super Bowl maybe, but star players got caught night before paying for sex and drugs at the gold club up on 41. I guess the place was pretty much a major brothel for athletes.

Any way it closed down which suited me because there was a great sandwich place nearby that always had terrible parking because of all the gooner overflow.

I’d say, my rule is if you’re gonna invest money in it, a good sandwich always beats sex. And if you get the right woman you get a lifetime supply of sandwiches and sex for the low cost of all your money. Well,… it looks good on paper,… Think of the P/E ratio!

Posted by: banana Dream at March 02, 2026 11:27 PM (cO9Uq)

271 Fanta? The hitler approved coca-cola substitute? That fanta?

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 02, 2026 11:28 PM (2H3yT)

272 “They have obviously taken strength from events unfolding in their country.

“There was also a group of Iranian supporters at the game flying the pre Islamic Revolutionary flag featuring the golden lion and sun.”
Posted by: Braenyard

The Hungarian Summer Olympic team was in Australia when the revolt broke out in 1956. None returned home after the games.

Posted by: Miklos hears history rhyming a bit at March 02, 2026 11:29 PM (8i9Vv)

273 It's like these 5 weirdo podcasters who either got kicked out of Big Media and relieved of gazillion dollar checks, or some Johnny come lately boys and girls who never had a real job, all of sudden think they run US foreign and domestic policy, and are in charge of US military and are very important people . LOL.

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 11:29 PM (GD0B3)

274 I went on testosterone gel for a few months. It does work, gives more energy and passion.

Losing 50 pounds also helped

But supplemental testosterone is absolutely worth trying.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Buy ammo at March 02, 2026 11:03 PM

Thanks Mark.

I need to lose weight and re-start strength training just for my general health.

However, if my T is low, then higher testosterone would certainly help with the OTHER things I need to be doing.

As others have also recommended, time to go do some lab work!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 02, 2026 11:29 PM (HlyYF)

275 263 A rancher in North Carolina had a nightmare experience in a car wash recently, when wire fencing sitting in the bed of his pickup truck got entangled in the rotating brushes.

Y'know, usually the attendants stop you if you have stuff in the bed and make you move it out.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at March 02, 2026 11:23 PM (C0Nlv)

Those are the $25/hr attendants. The $15/hr don't do jack squat.

Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2026 11:29 PM (qwype)

276 Fanta? The hitler approved coca-cola substitute? That fanta?
Posted by: Will Robinson

I thought that was Faygo

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 11:29 PM (/lPRQ)

277 Coke wouldn't sell them any more mix so they made Fanta out of whatever they could get.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:29 PM (Np3bf)

278 All these new nics, complaining about ads...

*If I hafta click more than once to view a page I'm done!*

And off they flounce...

Well, 'bye.

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 11:14 PM (rdVOm)

I get a lot of weird shit happening lately. If a nood is called, and I hit the top banner its a pop up ad that fills the whole screen and don't let you escape. You keep hitting back and when it finally lets you go you're in the land of 3 threads ago. Its pretty frigging annoying really.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 11:30 PM (snZF9)

279 Never saw it. Only got Playboy for the articles.

I’d believe that, if you read it in braille!

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 02, 2026 11:30 PM (ZVgZ4)

280 Think of the P/E ratio!
Posted by: banana Dream

The "P" is for what again?

Posted by: Miklos recalls "profit/earnings" from barky, who wouldn't know anyway at March 02, 2026 11:30 PM (8i9Vv)

281 277 Coke wouldn't sell them any more mix so they made Fanta out of whatever they could get.
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:29 PM (Np3bf)

Worked it up in the back of the toilet tank at Rikers. Right next to the pruno.

Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2026 11:30 PM (qwype)

282

You have to wait 4 seconds to get to the comments???

Hell, that is probably much longer than you have to wait to have an orgasm.

Whiners

Posted by: four seasons at March 02, 2026 11:31 PM (3ek7K)

283 I never see ads. I have about 3 adblockers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:31 PM (Np3bf)

284 Though Sunkist, Crush, Slice, Aranciata, and Jarritos will be given amnesty so long as they pay a tithe to my treasury - in Guilders, of course.

Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 11:31 PM (BI5O2)

285 All these new nics, complaining about ads...

*If I hafta click more than once to view a page I'm done!*

And off they flounce...

Well, 'bye.
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To be fair, *major* websites should work properly. And AoS is in the Big Leagues.

Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 11:32 PM (Cjcf6)

286 Women have another game Thursday. Possibly no hijab and more athletic clothing for the game.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 11:32 PM (8DSzR)

287 The Hu Band
The Wolf Totem
https://youtu.be/jM8dCGIm6yc

The Hu Band is a modern Mongolian band featuring throat singing. The Harley Davidson's on the Mongolian steepest is a lovely touch.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 02, 2026 11:32 PM (BnDlA)

288

The people whining about the ads have found a new way to troll ace.

Posted by: four seasons at March 02, 2026 11:32 PM (3ek7K)

289 I thought that was Faygo

Did Faygo ever make it out of Michigan?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 02, 2026 11:32 PM (EXyHK)

290 So Matheus Prestes opens his trench coat and asks the young woman, "Do you know what this is?"
She looks at him and says, "It looks like a penis, only smaller"
Posted by: EastBayLarry at March 02, 2026 11:11 PM (F0CXy)

A pencil stub and a peanut.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 02, 2026 11:35 PM (S/Y4j)

291 Did Faygo ever make it out of Michigan?
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair

For whatever reason it seems to be a thing with the Clown Posse Juaggalo whatever

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 11:36 PM (/lPRQ)

292 So

I spend all this money advertising on AoS for nothing.

How will the Toe Fungus Community know that THERE IS HELP

Posted by: GlobalMiklosCorp Marketing Genius at March 02, 2026 11:36 PM (8i9Vv)

293 I never see ads. I have about 3 adblockers.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Out: belt & suspenders

In: belt & suspenders & staples

Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 11:37 PM (VHUov)

294 Insane goes in there I think.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:37 PM (Np3bf)

295 Faygo is a Somali drink, and my prestigious House has no tolerance for Brigands on the High Seas.

Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 11:37 PM (BI5O2)

296 States are rather heavy I find.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:38 PM (Np3bf)

297 HAHAHAH!!

From The Bee:
"Here's How Major News Outlets Are Reporting The Death Of The Ayatollah

Fox News: Trump Strikes Iran In 'Perfectly Executed' Military Operation

The New York Times: Beloved Statesman, Grandfather, Gone Before His Time

The New York Post: ‘Kha-Meh-Nee' Now ‘Kha-Meh-GONE!'

ertc. etc..."

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 11:38 PM (GD0B3)

298 59 Looks like no Gutfeld tonight so you good people are stuck with me....
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 10:14 PM (QGaXH)

Your jokes are probably better. Gutfeld hasn't been on his game lately.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2026 10:17 PM (2WIwB)

Since the earliest days of my marriage I have been directed to:

A: Don't make up jokes

B: If I must on making up jokes, don't tell them to her mother!*

*Side note: Her mother always liked my sense of humor and would tell me not to listen to her daughter.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 11:39 PM (QGaXH)

299 232

In the old'n days, a newbie pretty much got dragged over the coals to post here...I know this firsthand 🥴...
Now? How do these goofy trolls just stroll on in?!

Hi JQ. 🙃You tending bar tonight?
I'll just have a soda....

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 11:39 PM (oNzQB)

300 Ms Now is sad, very sad, that the financial markets are not in chaotic collapse in response to Trump's diplomacy in Iran. It comes down to this it seems: the collective wisdom of Rachel Maddow vs. Wall Street. I will always pick greedy self-interest over lesbian outrage. That's kind of harsh but that's the way I roll.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 02, 2026 11:40 PM (BnDlA)

301 I did uncover some phone knowledge though. Phones want you to log in for some updates. Just uninstall reinstall. No log in.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:40 PM (Np3bf)

302 The Hu Band
The Wolf Totem
https://youtu.be/jM8dCGIm6yc

The Hu Band is a modern Mongolian band featuring throat singing. The Harley Davidson's on the Mongolian steepest is a lovely touch.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 02, 2026 11:32 PM (BnDlA)

Man, look at all those frigging harleys. A lot of them are street glides. They got good taste.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 11:40 PM (snZF9)

303
My CPAP machine sends me email to tell me when I'm sleeping better.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Does it wake you up to tell you you have mail?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2026 11:41 PM (Cqx++)

304 I am in great need of sleep. Going to bed right now. later, horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 11:41 PM (8zz6B)

305 Since the earliest days of my marriage I have been directed to:

A: Don't make up jokes

B: If I must on making up jokes, don't tell them to her mother!*

*Side note: Her mother always liked my sense of humor and would tell me not to listen to her daughter.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK)

Some people like butt stuff jokes more than others.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 11:41 PM (/lPRQ)

306 I'll just have a soda....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 02, 2026 11:39 PM (oNzQB)

Make it an orange soda - or else.

Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 11:41 PM (BI5O2)

307 I have a family member that has a really bad issue with sleep. I don't think its sleep apnea which seems to be what everyone gets diagnosed as having...do they do anything else besides look for apnea/snoring/needing a cpap?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:30 PM (sKqQm)

In my case, they monitored brain waves - to see how deeply you slept, and blood oxygen levels.

The technician woke me up part way through the night because my oxygen level had dropped to 80%, or around the point where you start turning blue. She put on a CPAP mask, and configured it well. The rest of the night was the most refreshing I'd had in decades.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 02, 2026 11:41 PM (S/Y4j)

308 I thought that was Faygo
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 11:29 PM (/lPRQ)

Maybe Calpis

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 11:43 PM (rbvCR)

309 "Looks like no Gutfeld tonight...."

Kat has been annoying when she's been on lately. I'm getting to hate the" "i'm a libtardarian" schtick.

YMMV

Posted by: Will Robinson at March 02, 2026 11:43 PM (2H3yT)

310 Man, look at all those frigging harleys. A lot of them are street glides. They got good taste.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Orgasmic. Not as cool as the beastly Honda Trail 125 but an OK substitute. I get my tax returns tomorrow. If everything goes right, I will be shopping hard for a big bike this year. I don't often ask for prayers, but I'm thinking this is a good time to call one in.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 02, 2026 11:44 PM (BnDlA)

311 Shasta. My mother sent me on a field trip with Shasta.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:44 PM (Np3bf)

312 SoS and Townclub

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 11:45 PM (/lPRQ)

313 73 In NH they are having a debate about vehicle safety inspections.

The people that tell us asking an illegal if they are an illegal is a crime against humanity are also saying that if you don't force people to pay the state to inspect their vehicles that everyone will die in the greatest massacre mankind has seen since net neutrality.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 02, 2026 10:21 PM (sKqQm)

When I was growing up in Florida in the 60's and early 70's we had vehicle inspections. They were a steady source of revenue for the brake, muffler and headlight aim guys.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 11:45 PM (QGaXH)

314 285 All these new nics, complaining about ads...

*If I hafta click more than once to view a page I'm done!*

And off they flounce...
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It's choreographed.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 11:46 PM (8DSzR)

315 I just saw a meme of the Aya-told-you-so greeting his houris. They're all 250+ pound American feminists, with the facial jewelry, tats, and their crazy hair, screaming that "They don't need no man!"

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 02, 2026 11:47 PM (S/Y4j)

316 Well, it's been a good Orange Night Thread, but the moon is high on the canals, and it's time for me to gracefully enter my stately repose.

Posted by: Prince Stadtholder at March 02, 2026 11:48 PM (BI5O2)

317 84 In a financial filing made late last year, Greenpeace USA said it does not have the money to pay the $404m ordered by the jury [reduced by the judge to $345M] “or to continue normal operations if the judgment is enforced”.

Does that mean Greenpeace's lawyers don't get paid neither?
Posted by: Miklos understands incentives/disincentives at March 02, 2026 10:24 PM (8i9Vv)

They probably get paid in advance - up front. Cash.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 11:48 PM (QGaXH)

318 Fortunate for them as no one is interested in dating Moby Dick.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:48 PM (Np3bf)

319 I don't NEED sleep, man. Not like I have to Have it. Sometimes I do some sleep, and I'm fine. Do I seem fine? I did a bunch of sleep earlier TODAY, man. Not too much, I know the limits. I can do some sleep, or go without when I WANT TO. Understand? I do a lotta sleep when I WANT to, OK?

Posted by: Miklos is in the denial phase at March 02, 2026 11:48 PM (8i9Vv)

320 273 It's like these 5 weirdo podcasters who either got kicked out of Big Media and relieved of gazillion dollar checks, or some Johnny come lately boys and girls who never had a real job, all of sudden think they run US foreign and domestic policy, and are in charge of US military and are very important people . LOL.

Posted by: runner

They ooze self importance. X if full of these creatures.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 02, 2026 11:49 PM (sAmhv)

321 Make it an orange soda - or else.
Posted by: Prince Stadtholder

I accept your challenge

Posted by: Count Julius the Orange at March 02, 2026 11:51 PM (8i9Vv)

322 Bers, when I bought the beastly Honda Teail 125 in 2024, that was the first motorcycle. I rode in 50 years. 18 months later I spend hours watching videos about how V-Twin engines and softails are engineered. I've concluded I need an intervention and the only cure is coming up with the proper Harley or Indian. I feel blessed.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 02, 2026 11:51 PM (BnDlA)

323 So, the guy who made the movie "Liquid Sky" has passed away. Calling the film "bizarre" just seems so tame.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 02, 2026 11:52 PM (CHHv1)

324 So close to the Ides?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 11:52 PM (Np3bf)

325 TBF, every US citizen is supposed to be running US foreign and domestic policy. But I think an exception could be made for social media influencers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2026 11:53 PM (BI5O2)

326 I'll just have a soda....
Posted by: COMountainMarie
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Howdy, COMM!

youtu.be/WvsQTOF-Dg4

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 11:54 PM (rdVOm)

327 278:I get a lot of weird shit happening lately. If a nood is called, and I hit the top banner its a pop up ad that fills the whole screen and don't let you escape. You keep hitting back and when it finally lets you go you're in the land of 3 threads ago. Its pretty frigging annoying really.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Same here, depending on what platform I'm using and where. Both laptops and mini-pc I use at home, not an issue. Runs fine. If I use my phone or the WS at work, yea, it's a problem. An annoying one.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 02, 2026 11:54 PM (sAmhv)

328 Matthew Kant Cipher,

If that is your real name, middle school must have been hell.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 02, 2026 11:54 PM (0Htd1)

329 Does it wake you up to tell you you have mail?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
---

I put the freaking ipad in a drawer. (there are notices I may or may not want) It muffles the sound to a soft unconscious level. (I hear it if I want to)

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 02, 2026 11:54 PM (8DSzR)

330 But I think an exception could be made for social media influencers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

When I complete the list, I will send them all Fyre Festival VIP tickets.

I bet at least half try to show up

Posted by: Miklos maintians an age-appropriate attention span at March 02, 2026 11:56 PM (8i9Vv)

331 Run brave browser. I get none of this stuff. ace functions like a real website.

Posted by: Jesse Ventura at March 02, 2026 11:56 PM (bss/y)

332 It isn't cancel culture if we all do it.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)

333 Kat has been annoying when she's been on lately. I'm getting to hate the" "i'm a libtardarian" schtick.
---

IF you're a member of a Constitutional Republic fighting for its very existence and all you think of is "I'm a libertarian", you're basically retarded, and should be removed from the airwaves.

Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 11:57 PM (Cjcf6)

334 (I hear it if I want to)
Posted by: Braenyard

Like Darleen

Posted by: Miklos is aided by some loss of hearing in one ear at March 02, 2026 11:57 PM (8i9Vv)

335 So, the guy who made the movie "Liquid Sky" has passed away. Calling the film "bizarre" just seems so tame.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 02, 2026 11:52 PM (CHHv1)

It was a really awkward date movie. Worse than Enemy at the Gates.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 11:58 PM (rbvCR)

336 CNN is baffled if the terrorist mass murder in Austin was motivated Iranian Islamic Ideology. I'm kind of amazed these idiots at CNN are still able to to breathe even though it's involuntary.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 02, 2026 11:58 PM (BnDlA)

337 It isn't cancel culture if we all do it.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)
---

What does that mean?

Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 11:58 PM (Cjcf6)

338 121 78 Definitely not ragging on MisHum, but the top pic could be the Animas River after the EPA got done "cleaning up".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 10:22 PM

That was exactly my thought before I scrolled down and saw the whole painting!

The stupidity of the EPA guys should have landed several people in jail, if we lived in a just world.
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at March 02, 2026 10:36 PM (HlyYF)

At the very least anybody in the future who faces fines or imprisonment for similar offences should be able to point to this incident, and the lack of consequences for the parties responsible, and ask why they aren't receiving equal treatment. Lack of consequences for the EPA offenders should set a precedent for future victims - I mean defendants...

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 11:58 PM (QGaXH)

339 /off sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 11:59 PM (bss/y)

340 Matthew Kant Cipher,

If that is your real name, middle school must have been hell.
Posted by: nerdygirl

His Ph.D. dissertation was on encoded philosophy of the New Testament

Posted by: Miklos is smarter than Bubba Jr. at least, but he's way bigger at March 03, 2026 12:00 AM (8i9Vv)

341 Again, for the millionth time, ridicule isn't "cancel culture."

Saying "Tucker Carlson should be removed from media platforms" is cancel culture.

Saying "Tucker Carlson is a loathsome charlatan and his followers are total retards" is just commentary - and it's truthful.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 12:01 AM (BI5O2)

342 What does that mean?
Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 11:58 PM (Cjcf6)

By the very fact that if we all do it jointly it can't, by definition, be cancel culture

It has to be together, and we all have to do it, and that makes it right.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 12:02 AM (rbvCR)

343 It isn't cancel culture if we all do it.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)
---

What does that mean?
Posted by: Crusader

If everybody is canceled nobody is canceled?

Posted by: Miklos in the marketplace of ideas at March 03, 2026 12:02 AM (8i9Vv)

344 Saying "Tucker Carlson is a loathsome charlatan and his followers are total retards" is just commentary - and it's truthful.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Hey Tuck...let's just leave this one

Posted by: Tucker Qutarlson's defamation attorney at March 03, 2026 12:04 AM (8i9Vv)

345 Does it wake you up to tell you you have mail?

It’s supposed to ring you up at night to remind you to take your sleeping tablet.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2026 12:04 AM (ZVgZ4)

346 341 Again, for the millionth time, ridicule isn't "cancel culture."

Saying "Tucker Carlson should be removed from media platforms" is cancel culture.

Saying "Tucker Carlson is a loathsome charlatan and his followers are total retards" is just commentary - and it's truthful.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2026 12:01 AM (BI5O2)

I'd say even saying he should be removed is not cancel culture, it is when the companies go ahead and fire someone and make them a pariah based on twitter flame wars.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:04 AM (bss/y)

347 And in conclusion, clocking out.🕚 To be continued…

https://youtu.be/PTxMtTYjXPQ

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - You need at March 03, 2026 12:05 AM (6RP3T)

348 343 It isn't cancel culture if we all do it.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 11:56 PM (rbvCR)
---

What does that mean?
Posted by: Crusader

If everybody is canceled nobody is canceled?
Posted by: Miklos in the marketplace
----

Is this some kind of riddle?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 12:05 AM (8DSzR)

349 Again, for the millionth time, ridicule isn't "cancel culture."

Saying "Tucker Carlson should be removed from media platforms" is cancel culture.

Saying "Tucker Carlson is a loathsome charlatan and his followers are total retards" is just commentary - and it's truthful.
----

Both are correct. Tucker is a retard, a loathsome charlatan, and should be removed from media platforms that don't wish to employ loathsome charlatan retards.

This isn't that difficult.

Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:05 AM (Cjcf6)

350 I'm kind of amazed these idiots at CNN are still able to to breathe even though it's involuntary.
Posted by: Alteria Pilgram

They’re only still around because it is involuntary.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2026 12:07 AM (ZVgZ4)

351 Exactly.

If one were to say that Trump is a horrible person and no one should allow anyone to say anything good about him without without shouting them down because he is a loathsome charlatan and his followers are total retards who believe disgusting and evil things is cancel culture.

Now, saying that Robert Kennedy Jr is is a horrible person and no one should allow anyone to say anything good about him because he is a loathsome charlatan and his followers are total retards who believe disgusting and evil things about Autism and Froot Loops is still up for interpretation.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2026 12:07 AM (rbvCR)

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Both are correct. Tucker is a retard, a loathsome charlatan, and should be removed from media platforms that don't wish to employ loathsome charlatan retards.

This isn't that difficult.
Posted by: Crusader
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If it made me money I would employ a loathsome retard.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 12:07 AM (8DSzR)

353 I'd say even saying he should be removed is not cancel culture, it is when the companies go ahead and fire someone and make them a pariah based on twitter flame wars.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Need a Bigger Barrel

Posted by: The Barrel knows some Barrels in the Barrel business at March 03, 2026 12:08 AM (8i9Vv)

354 If I understand CNN correctly, the only war that should be fought is one that is negotiated in advance with an outcome that pleases Communists. On the other hand, I adhere to the General Patton version of diplomacy that doesn't give an f' what CNN thinks.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions. at March 03, 2026 12:08 AM (BnDlA)

355 What does that mean?
Posted by: Crusader at March 02, 2026 11:58 PM (Cjcf6)

By the very fact that if we all do it jointly it can't, by definition, be cancel culture

It has to be together, and we all have to do it, and that makes it right.
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If you still have love for Tucker, despite his prolonged stupidity, you should just say so.

Posted by: Crusader at March 03, 2026 12:09 AM (Cjcf6)

356 Shasta. My mother sent me on a field trip with Shasta.

Were you climbing Mt. Shasta?

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at March 03, 2026 12:09 AM (ZVgZ4)

357 If it made me money I would employ a loathsome retard.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 03, 2026 12:07 AM (8DSzR)

So, you're the one paying Joy Behar.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 03, 2026 12:09 AM (bss/y)

358 Were you climbing Mt. Shasta?
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit

I suggest Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Posted by: mark Sanford, former Governor and "member" of Congress at March 03, 2026 12:11 AM (8i9Vv)

359 Do not try to cancel the loudmouth, that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no loudmouth. Then you will see it is not the loudmouth that is canceled, it is only yourself.

Posted by: a weird bald kid in The Matrix at March 03, 2026 12:11 AM (VHUov)

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