Sunday Overnight Open Thread - March 1, 2026 [Doof]

Photo credit: Nurse Ratched

Howdy Hordelings! March has arrived, and Spring is around the corner. One more week until Daylight Savings Time. Time keeps on ticking!

For now, it's ONT time. Open thread as always. Lurkers encouraged to de-lurk. What's on YOUR mind tonight?

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Operation Epic Fury

He died like a dog!

TRUMP ANNOUNCES THE DEATH OF IRAN'S "SUPREME LOSER" pic.twitter.com/7A1jTYcUYp
— Shawn Farash (@Shawn_Farash) March 1, 2026

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How did the operation go down?

pic.twitter.com/vKudraW5tC
— Alberta 51 Project (@Ab51_Project) March 1, 2026

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"It ALWAYS comes back to Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton"

“How did Iran get so close to a nuclear weapon? Let's follow the money
Hillary Clinton becomes Barack Obama's Secretary of State in 2009. During her tenure from 09-13, there were 4 companies that donated large amounts of money to the Clinton Foundation.
Those companies are Boeing, Airbus Total and Siemens. Their donation amounts total up to $25 million, but no less than $5 million. There's not exact numbers. Perhaps. They were hoping to influence Obama and Hillary as they were negotiating with Iran trying to get the nuclear deal signed, which they eventually did In 2015.
On July 14th, 2015, the JCPOA was signed lifting sanctions off of Iran and unfreezing 50 to $150 billion in cash assets.
And then between January 17th and February 5th, 2016, Obama sent $1.7 billion in untraceable cash to Iran.
This money presented an untraceable foreign currency was said to be a settlement for a 1979 arms deal with Iran. That was $400 million, but with $1.3 billion in interest, at least that's what the Obama administration said. It was later on that February, the Obama administration tried to secretly grant Iran access to U.S treasury payment system, which would have netted them $5.7 billion in currency conversion if it hadn't failed. (The banks were like, what the f*ck is this? Hell no.)
Later on that year, in April of 2016, the Obama administration dropped charges to several Iranian arms dealers so they wouldn't derail the JCPOA.
This really pissed off Obama's Department of Justice, but Obama had to maintain his legacy. And then between March and December of 2016 is when Airbus got an $18 billion contract because of the lifted sanctions in Iran. Boeing got a $16.6 billion contract total, got a $4.8 billion contract, and Siemens got a $1 billion contract with Iran, or I should say Iranian regime controlled companies.
But then in November, the unthinkable happens and Hillary Clinton loses the 2016 election to Donald Trump, and suddenly these 4 companies no longer donate to the Clinton Foundation ever again.

Click the link to read the whole thing / watch a video segment from the author

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Feel good story

Dozens of Strangers Form Parade for Man With Cancer–Driving Classic Cars Past his Home for One Last Surprise

A Colorado man was given a heartwarming surprise last week, after his granddaughter reached out to strangers who provided one last look at his favorite thing—a classic car show.
“I just wanted to do something special for him,” his granddaughter, Annaliesse Garcia, told KDVR News.
And ‘special’ it was, as dozens of car owners paraded past their grandfather’s home in Lakewood.
After posting the request on social media, the family only expected a handful of autos, but around 50 showed off their curvy bumpers and round mirrors for 80-year-old Max Archuleta, a lifelong fan of vintage vehicles.
Since being diagnosed with terminal cancer, he no longer has the energy to attend his beloved car shows.

Video segment at the link. Very kewl!

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Strangely satisfying to watch

The lost art of shoe polishing pic.twitter.com/z5haSDOzcN
— TaraBull (@TaraBull) February 17, 2026

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Dude logic

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'Ette Couture (Courtesy of Piper)

It's that time of the week - when we turn the ONT over to our good friend Piper for a bit. Here's this week's fashion pr0n.

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Reviving Timeless Threads: Persian Women's Fashion Through the Ages

From the grandeur of ancient empires to the vibrant styles of the mid-20th century, Persian women's attire has reflected strength, artistry, and adaptation. As the Persians fight for their very existence, we pay tribute to this enduring spirit.

Achaemenid Elegance: Foundations of Feminine Grace (550–330 BCE)

The Achaemenid Empire set the stage for Persian fashion, blending functionality with opulence across a vast realm. Women's clothing, though less frequently depicted than men's in artifacts like Persepolis reliefs, emphasized layered modesty and luxury.

High-status women wore ankle-length robes with intricate pleats and folds, often belted at the waist to create a flowing silhouette. These were crafted from fine linen, wool, or imported silk, dyed in rich purples, reds, and golds—colors symbolizing royalty and derived from natural sources like madder root or saffron. A veil or shawl draped over the shoulders added elegance, sometimes secured with jeweled brooches. Headwear included turreted crowns or diadems adorned with gems, framing bobbed or braided hair. Jewelry was abundant: gold necklaces, earrings, and armlets highlighted status, while soft leather shoes completed the ensemble.

This attire wasn't just practical for Persia's diverse climates; it embodied empowerment, as women in the empire held property rights and influenced court life.

Parthian Practicality: Mobility and Multicultural Flair (247 BCE–224 CE)

Under the Parthians, nomadic influences merged with Persian traditions, creating versatile clothing suited for an equestrian lifestyle. Women's fashion evolved to prioritize movement while retaining decorative elements.

Typical outfits featured long-sleeved tunics or dresses, layered over trousers for horseback riding—a groundbreaking adaptation that spread across Asia. Fabrics like wool and silk were embroidered with geometric patterns or floral motifs, influenced by Silk Road trade. Belts cinched the waist, often embellished with gold or silver buckles. Veils were common, pinned with ornate clasps, and tiaras or serrated headscarves added height and drama. Colors ranged from earthy tones to vibrant blues and greens, with jewelry like rectangular earrings and necklaces enhancing the look.

Parthian women, depicted in sculptures and textiles, embodied a blend of warrior spirit and grace, foreshadowing modern activewear's focus on comfort and style.

Sasanian Splendor: Peak of Pre-Islamic Luxury (224–651 CE)

The Sasanian era amplified Achaemenid grandeur, with women's clothing reaching new heights of sophistication before the Arab conquest. Noble women donned flowing gowns with wide sleeves and neck openings, made from brocaded silk or cotton embroidered with gold threads and mythical motifs like simurgh birds. These were belted and layered, sometimes with an outer cloak for formality. Headgear evolved to include tall, tasseled headdresses or veils fastened with pearl strands, complementing elaborate braids adorned with metallic ornaments. Footwear ranged from laced boots to pointed slippers, often in leather or fabric.

This opulent style, seen in rock carvings and silverware, highlighted women's roles in rituals and society, influencing later Islamic fashions while preserving Zoroastrian motifs.

Pre-1979 Vibes: A Fusion of Freedom and Flair

Before the 1979 Islamic Revolution, Iranian women's fashion mirrored a period of modernization under the Pahlavi dynasty, blending Western trends with local elements.
Urban women embraced miniskirts, bell-bottom jeans, short-sleeved blouses, and colorful dresses, often paired with big hair and bold makeup. Bikinis at beaches and swimsuits were common, reflecting a liberal era. In rural areas, traditional chadors or regional dresses persisted, but overall, fashion symbolized progress, with influences from global pop culture.

This era's diversity, captured in vintage photos, evokes nostalgia for a time of personal choice, contrasting with post-revolution mandates.

In 2026, Iran's mandatory dress code for women, established after the 1979 Islamic Revolution, remained in effect under the Islamic Penal Code and the "Hijab and Chastity" law. Women and girls over the age of 9 are legally required to cover their hair with a hijab (headscarf) in public spaces, and their clothing must be modest, covering the arms, legs, and body shape to adhere to Islamic principles. Violations resulted in fines, arrests, flogging, or imprisonment, though enforcement varies by region—stricter in rural areas or during crackdowns, and more relaxed in urban centers like Tehran where defiance is common.

Prayers to Weave the Past into the Present

Persian women's fashion, from ancient empires to pre-1979 streets, tells a story of innovation and identity. This legacy reminds us of Persia's unbreakable cultural weave, elegant and inspiring. May they soon be able to remove their head coverings with impunity.

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Thanks, Piper!

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DJ Doof - Born on This Date Edition
from thisdayinmusic.com

1944
Mike D'Abo, singer, songwriter, who with Manfred Mann had the 1968 UK No.1 & US No.10 single 'Mighty Quinn'. He wrote 'Handbags & Gladrags' covered by Rod Stewart and Stereophonics. Also wrote 'Build Me Up A Buttercup' a 1968 hit for The Foundations.

1944 - English singer and actor Roger Daltrey, The Who.

1904 - American big-band musician, arranger, composer, and bandleader Glenn Miller. He was the best-selling recording artist from 1939 to 1943, leading one of the best-known big bands.

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Comments

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1 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 01, 2026 10:02 PM (SRRAx)

2 Howdy TiFW! Happy ONT, Horde

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 01, 2026 10:03 PM (DIY2E)

3 Sorry I'm late, I donated an arcade game to the local Paralized Veterans of America office and I was just delivering it. Those boys will be able to play Dance Dance Revolution anytime they want to now.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 01, 2026 10:04 PM (E4pkH)

4 Marketing. How does it work?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 01, 2026 10:05 PM (UFwgc)

5 Happy St. David’s Day

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 01, 2026 10:05 PM (w3u3d)

6 Hi TiFW! (I don't have any cheesecake, can I eat a Twinkie instead?)

Posted by: tankdemon at March 01, 2026 10:05 PM (E4pkH)

7 >>>Build Me Up A Buttercup

You know, the singer isn't asking for assistance in building a buttercup.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 01, 2026 10:07 PM (syz1S)

8 Hi all! I know fashion week happened, and the Actor Awards, but it just didn’t feel right, so I hope you don’t mind my small history lesson.

Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:07 PM (Wmg4n)

9 8 Hi all! I know fashion week happened, and the Actor Awards, but it just didn’t feel right, so I hope you don’t mind my small history lesson.
Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:07 PM (Wmg4n)

I don't mind at all, though I am loathe to present myself as a spokesman for the entire Horde.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 01, 2026 10:08 PM (E4pkH)

10 Woot!

After boarding under two separate hashes, not this week.

*Does Rocky jump*

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 01, 2026 10:09 PM (zZu0s)

11 Good evening morons и большое спасибо Disco

Javid Shah Javid Shah Javid Shah!

Thank you President Trump.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2026 10:09 PM (RIvkX)

12 Yay, ONT!

Now back to moving prep.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at March 01, 2026 10:10 PM (KZxLN)

13 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 01, 2026 10:10 PM (sAmhv)

14 For a special ONT

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 01, 2026 10:10 PM (Cqx++)

15 I laughed too hard at that Hallmark card.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 01, 2026 10:11 PM (kpS4V)

16 Bald!!!

Posted by: MAxIE at March 01, 2026 10:11 PM (3Dvl3)

17 nurse r, I assume the top pic is in your immediate locale.

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 01, 2026 10:11 PM (7D3Aa)

18 "Happy St. David’s Day
Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat"
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Take a Leek.

Posted by: Cosda at March 01, 2026 10:11 PM (POcC5)

19 Fill the lid of the can of Kiwi boot polish with some water. A capful of rubbing alcohol in the water. The boots should already have a good basic brush polish. Take an old cotton T-shirt, or cotton balls, and start rubbing polish into the toe and heel. Periodically dip into the water. Continue.

Tomorrow, we’ll go over the care & feeding of the Floor Buffer!

Posted by: Common Tater at March 01, 2026 10:11 PM (P6llz)

20 Thank you, Tankdemon.

Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:12 PM (Wmg4n)

21 Read the content, scrolled down, no comments.... I should know better! Plus, I was late to the gun thread and got willowed.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 01, 2026 10:12 PM (VCgbV)

22 May they soon be able to remove their head coverings with impunity.

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b"h

Thanks Piper so interesting. My mental image of Iranians in appearance was prototypical 70s. Lebanese as well.

Au revoir global engine of Islamic fascism!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2026 10:13 PM (RIvkX)

23 I laughed too hard at that Hallmark card.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

I consider it a multi-use card, not a poor font choice.

Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

24 Piper, thanks for the Persian fashion lesson. I hope they will be free to ditch the hijabs soon.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 01, 2026 10:14 PM (zuIfz)

25 So...it looks like the left is really about to dump global warmination.

We've seen a bunch of lefty oligarchs come out and say global warming isn't that big of a deal...because they want massive increases in energy infrastructure to build more AI data centers.

But the message has been received. I was watching a Jason Pargin video and he went on a path of arguing that he grew up (in the 80s) with pop culture saying population growth or nuclear war would kill everyone and oh hey that didn't happen - the problems we have now aren't related to either...Just like how in 50 years no one will be worrying about global warming...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2026 10:14 PM (sKqQm)

26 Hi all! I know fashion week happened, and the Actor Awards, but it just didn’t feel right, so I hope you don’t mind my small history lesson.
Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:07 PM (Wmg4n)

You coulda blamed me. Shoulda said I posted the wrong stuff. Rookie move.

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2026 10:14 PM (KEZOu)

27 It all started with Apple Cider Vinegar and went on from there

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2026 10:15 PM (QD4eF)

28 So that I understand...

The people that tell us the US is at risk of falling to a religious fascist theocracy that will murder thousands of protestors are now telling me America is evil because it is trying to overthrow a religious fascist theocracy that killed thousands of protestors.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2026 10:16 PM (sKqQm)

29 The classic car thing was cool. Probably not a bad turnout for what looks like a rural area.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2026 10:17 PM (snZF9)

30 Ok predictions on what the Jim Carrey thing ends up being?

1) He made himself look weird intentionally to get attention

2) He hired a body double to get attention

3) He got plastic surgery because he's an aging actor

4) The illuminati got him because he was over acting in the last Sonic movie

Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2026 10:17 PM (sKqQm)

31 Anti-missile defenses running low on ordnance to protect our forces and Israel. (WSJ, Bloomberg news)

Posted by: exodus 21:22-25 at March 01, 2026 10:17 PM (Fe28L)

32 Dude logic

Presuming you've washed everything, what's wrong with drying your face with the same towel you use for the rest of you?

Do women keep a hidden stash of towels somewhere, so they have one for their face, one for general body parts, one for underarms, one for feet, one for privates, and one for buttcrack? Or do some of the religiously-unclean areas get combined?

Posted by: mikeski's logic is all wet at March 01, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov)

33 26 Hi all! I know fashion week happened, and the Actor Awards, but it just didn’t feel right, so I hope you don’t mind my small history lesson.
Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:07 PM (Wmg4n)

You coulda blamed me. Shoulda said I posted the wrong stuff. Rookie move.
Posted by: Doof at March

I would never do that! But we should have just posted the owl pictures. lol.

Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:18 PM (OoFl2)

34 Dude logic...

Actually, I use your face towel for my balls.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 01, 2026 10:18 PM (/lPRQ)

35 Lovely Ripple up top. Ripple is the only Dead song ever played at the Grand Ole Opry. David Nelson and band played it there in '06. David was a good friend of Jerry and co-founded the New Riders of the Purple Sage.

Posted by: Nothing Like Live Dead at March 01, 2026 10:18 PM (oftw2)

36 I laughed too hard at that Hallmark card.
Posted by: All Hail Eris

I consider it a multi-use card, not a poor font choice.

Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2026 10:13 PM (VHUov)

Right? I could think of a few special ladies in congress that could use that card.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2026 10:18 PM (snZF9)

37 That shoe shine was fire!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 01, 2026 10:19 PM (FGst3)

38 When was the last time anyone contributed to the Clinton Foundation?

Posted by: Wally at March 01, 2026 10:20 PM (pduCL)

39 I used to get my shoes shined when I was commuting from SFO. It's a very luxurious feeling and money well spent.

Of course I don't wear shoes anymore.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2026 10:20 PM (RIvkX)

40 A separate ball towel? Is that really the worst thing you dry with your towel? Not to worry. As the guy says, the contamination is highly volatile, and is long gone by the time tomorrow rolls around.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2026 10:20 PM (Riz8t)

41 Apparently I was wrong this morning about the Austin mass shooter being a banger. He was a religious zealot mad about us killing the grand popah or something. And now we're all going to die or something from all the backlash.

Posted by: lin-duh is offended at March 01, 2026 10:20 PM (VCgbV)

42 32 Dude logic

Presuming you've washed everything, what's wrong with drying your face with the same towel you use for the rest of you?

Do women keep a hidden stash of towels somewhere, so they have one for their face, one for general body parts, one for underarms, one for feet, one for privates, and one for buttcrack? Or do some of the religiously-unclean areas get combined?
Posted by: mikeski's logic is all wet at March 01, 2026 10

We have a wash cloth for our face, one for our body parts other than our face, a face towel, and a towel for our body. Sometimes a towel for our hair.

Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:20 PM (OoFl2)

43 Iranian fashion in the 70s are pretty bad, until you remember American fashions of the 70s.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2026 10:21 PM (Riz8t)

44 Thanks for another dandy Sunday ONT, Doof!

Love the photo up top. Such vivid colors.

Thanks to Piper for the fashion history of Persia!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 01, 2026 10:21 PM (kB9dk)

45 There has been a lot of ink spilled writing what-ifs about killing Hitler or stopping the Archduke's assassination in 1914 but another interesting what-if that doesn't get as much attention, what if Maurice captured Phocas and while this doesn't make Byzantium and the Sassinds friends forever it does mean that when the Caliphate leaves the desert it finds two powerful relatiely friendly empires that don't care for the Caliphate's heresy...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2026 10:21 PM (sKqQm)

46 Real E4 mafia types know what really makes boots shine.
Black Gloss enamel spraypaint.

Posted by: Reforger at March 01, 2026 10:21 PM (gvODy)

47 Enjoyed the video of how the lethal attack on Iran went down. Quite educational and it showed the obvious planning by our brave warriors.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 01, 2026 10:22 PM (kB9dk)

48 Hillary Clinton, Susan Rice, Valerie Jarrett, Samantha Power. Special Aunts all.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2026 10:22 PM (wVcYX)

49 TBH you dangly parts as a guy are one of the cleaner parts of your body since you are generally wearing clothes on them all the time.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2026 10:22 PM (sKqQm)

50 Thank you for the Shawn Farash video.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2026 10:22 PM (0Htd1)

51 8 Hi all! I know fashion week happened, and the Actor Awards, but it just didn’t feel right, so I hope you don’t mind my small history lesson.

Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:07 PM (Wmg4n)

Piper, this was perfect. I loved this bit of fashion history, and frankly, I prefer to laud true culture instead of commie actors. May the Iranians regain their splendor in their freedom.

Posted by: moki at March 01, 2026 10:22 PM (wLjpr)

52 I appreciate the history lesson Piper.
Never realized how beautiful Persian women are.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 01, 2026 10:23 PM (y171U)

53
Thanks to Piper for the fashion history of Persia!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at

Thank you, my eternally positive friend!

Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:23 PM (OoFl2)

54 Damn, that shoe dude did everything short of change the spark plugs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2026 10:23 PM (snZF9)

55 We have a wash cloth for our face, one for our body parts other than our face, a face towel, and a towel for our body. Sometimes a towel for our hair.

Some guys do as well. We call these men gay.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2026 10:23 PM (Riz8t)

56 I would never do that! But we should have just posted the owl pictures. lol.
Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:18 PM (OoFl2)

That would have been a hoot!

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2026 10:23 PM (KEZOu)

57 In the 60s and 70s the global doom mongers were warning about the “Coming Ice Age”. I vaguely recall Spock narrating “In Search Of” about this. Students were routinely told the entire world would “completely run out of oil” by 1990, and Acid Rain was killing all the lakes and trees, Ozone burned a hole in the atmosphere, etc etc.

It was like a light switch was thrown. Gone were the optimistic, Can Do Americans, better living through chemistry and higher standard of living, replaced with …. recession, lay offs, monetary inflation, oil embargoes, debby downers everywhere. More monetary inflation, shitty cars, more layoffs. It was brutal. Then, fucking Jimmy Carter in his goddamned sweater.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 01, 2026 10:24 PM (P6llz)

58 I wonder how well that card sold?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 01, 2026 10:24 PM (UFwgc)

59 Ok predictions on what the Jim Carrey thing ends up being?
4) The illuminati got him because he was over acting in the last Sonic movie
Posted by: 18-1

Accusing Jim Carrey of overacting? Inconceivable!

I was unaware of any Jim Carrey thing. So I searched. Yeah, that's certainly a new look.

I'm going with option five:

5) He wants Travolta's role in Pulp Fiction II.

Posted by: mikeski says "what?" again at March 01, 2026 10:24 PM (VHUov)

60 Women pay attention to men's shoes far too much and give it too much importance. . It really doesn't tell you anything significant about a guy. John Gotti had great looking shoes.

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 01, 2026 10:24 PM (cntUY)

61 49 TBH you dangly parts as a guy are one of the cleaner parts of your body since you are generally wearing clothes on them all the time.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2026 10:22 PM (sKqQm)

Well….except for the sweat and darkness leading to disgusting bacteria and…and I will leave that there.

Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:24 PM (OoFl2)

62 Great fashion lesson, Piper!

Appropriate wrt current events.

Posted by: JQ at March 01, 2026 10:25 PM (rdVOm)

63 40 A separate ball towel? Is that really the worst thing you dry with your towel? Not to worry. As the guy says, the contamination is highly volatile, and is long gone by the time tomorrow rolls around.
Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2026 10:20 PM (Riz8t)

I use my wife's towel for the boys.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 01, 2026 10:25 PM (i0Hi3)

64 Happy Texas Independence Day tomorrow to all our TX Horde!!!!

Posted by: The Grateful at March 01, 2026 10:25 PM (IQ6Gq)

65 A wonderful, entertaining ONT, stitched together with care by Doof and Piper. We are blessed to have such fun, all at the low price of a Wet Cardboard Membership level!

Some misguided souls might pay thousands for tickets and travel to see a geriatric Canadian rock band with a girl drummer.
Not me!

Posted by: Rush To Extinction Tour at March 01, 2026 10:25 PM (oftw2)

66 56 I would never do that! But we should have just posted the owl pictures. lol.
Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:18 PM (OoFl2)

That would have been a hoot!
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2026 10:23 PM (KEZOu)

Ba dum tst

Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:25 PM (OoFl2)

67 Perfect for the Iranian Liberation---

Psalm 2: "Why do the heathen rage?"
https://www.biblegateway.com/passage /?search=Psalm%202&version=KJV

Posted by: Beverly at March 01, 2026 10:26 PM (reMys)

68 I use my wife's towel for the boys.

Dude!!! There are some things we never say in print, lest word get out.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2026 10:26 PM (Riz8t)

69 Thank you for the Shawn Farash video.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2026 10:22 PM (0Htd1)

YW. That dude is awesome.

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2026 10:26 PM (KEZOu)

70 I use my wife's towel for the boys.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 01, 2026 10:25 PM (i0Hi3)

I use the guest towel in the downstairs bathroom.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2026 10:26 PM (n9ltV)

71 Have we asked how many Iranian ships are at the bottom in that top pic?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 01, 2026 10:26 PM (uQesX)

72 Evening everyone, thx Doof.
Jane's Addiction does a great cover of "Ripple" on the Dead tribute album Deadicated

Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 01, 2026 10:27 PM (HYqoK)

73 I use my wife's towel for the boys.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 01, 2026 10:25 PM (i0Hi3)

I use the guest towel in the downstairs bathroom.

I just go out on the lawn and pull myself along on my elbows.

Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2026 10:27 PM (Riz8t)

74 I got to 3rd place posting for just 2 days! I am awesome!

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2026 10:27 PM (/M/4v)

75 8 -- Piper: I really enjoyed the Iranian fashion through the ages. Thank you.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin at March 01, 2026 10:27 PM (DK5Sh)

76 70 I use my wife's towel for the boys.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 01, 2026 10:25 PM (i0Hi3)

I use the guest towel in the downstairs bathroom.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 01, 2026 10:26 PM (n9ltV)

At least it wasn’t the decorative towels folded and hung perfectly.

Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:27 PM (OoFl2)

77 At least it wasn’t the decorative towels folded and hung perfectly.

As far as YOU know . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 01, 2026 10:28 PM (7D3Aa)

78 The only episode of Friends I watched I remember them having a discussion of using the bar of soap on the boys and face.

Posted by: Opinion fact at March 01, 2026 10:28 PM (cntUY)

79 If you don't bathe, you don't have to towel.

Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2026 10:28 PM (Q+gd/)

80 Thanks, everyone, on the fashion post. Persian women are gorgeous. And while not reflected in these pictures, many of the men are very spicy.

Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:29 PM (OoFl2)

81 Hi Doof!

That picture was on my walk to the boat for my daily morning commute.

Sometimes we se eagles, or seals or orcas.

I love where I live.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2026 10:29 PM (A5RD0)

82 Only bowlers use a dedicated ball towel

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2026 10:29 PM (rbvCR)

83 It was like a light switch was thrown. Gone were the optimistic, Can Do Americans, better living through chemistry and higher standard of living, replaced with …. recession, lay offs, monetary inflation, oil embargoes, debby downers everywhere. More monetary inflation, shitty cars, more layoffs. It was brutal. Then, fucking Jimmy Carter in his goddamned sweater.
Posted by: Common Tater

Courage Common Tater

Posted by: Imbecil Dan Rather at March 01, 2026 10:29 PM (cYBz/)

84 Fun fact: Mike D'Abo sang King Herod's Song on the original Jesus Christ Superstar album.

Posted by: Pervy Grin at March 01, 2026 10:29 PM (GDlg8)

85 I use my wife's towel for the boys.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 01, 2026 10:25 PM (i0Hi3)
I use the guest towel in the downstairs bathroom.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Gotta make do since the curtains have a related, but different, use...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 01, 2026 10:29 PM (FGst3)

86 49 TBH you dangly parts as a guy are one of the cleaner parts of your body since you are generally wearing clothes on them all the time.

Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2026 10:22 PM (sKqQm)

Not to mention that they usually get, uh, extra attention when we are in the shower.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 01, 2026 10:30 PM (E4pkH)

87 Things were going great in the 60s until The Feds outlawed LSD.

Posted by: Blue Boy at March 01, 2026 10:30 PM (oftw2)

88 The first of March is almost done. Evening, all.

Just finished watching a neat little B & W suspenser from 1958, Cry Terror, with James Mason, Rod Steiger, and Inger Stevens, plus Jack Klugman, Angie Dickinson, and Neville Brand. It's an odd little film about what we'd call a terrorist/hostage situation today; Steiger's character is extorting half a million from an airline with the threat of small bombs aboard their planes, bombs created (unknowingly) by Mason. Some of the transitions between scenes, and the setups for others, are kind of peculiar. But it is exciting.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 01, 2026 10:30 PM (wzUl9)

89 Evening everyone, thx Doof.
Jane's Addiction does a great cover of "Ripple" on the Dead tribute album Deadicated
Posted by: Smell the Glove at March 01, 2026 10:27 PM (HYqoK)

Ripple is one of only a handful of Dead songs I actually enjoy.

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2026 10:31 PM (KEZOu)

90 Maybe that Hallmark card is deliberate, and it is meant for a man to give to his beloved wife on their wedding anniversary. I mean, if you take it literally, it isn't actually a bad thing. He is supposed to, you know, like that part of her anatomy.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2026 10:31 PM (0Htd1)

91 Thanks, everyone, on the fashion post. Persian women are gorgeous. And while not reflected in these pictures, many of the men are very spicy.
Posted by: Piper

Oh yeah - a Persian brother and sister were my classmates in college. Distant kin of the Shah. She was so pretty you wanted to cry. He was the handsomest man alive.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 01, 2026 10:31 PM (cYBz/)

92 Wait. King Herod had a song?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2026 10:32 PM (+HNx/)

93 85 I use my wife's towel for the boys.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 01, 2026 10:25 PM (i0Hi3)
I use the guest towel in the downstairs bathroom.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Gotta make do since the curtains have a related, but different, use...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 01, 2026 10:29 PM (FGst3)

Curtains? Aren't they for wiping the grease off your fingers while eating pizza on the couch watching ball games?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 01, 2026 10:32 PM (i0Hi3)

94 I didn't know Piper was trans.

Since she/it is using trans pronouns: BCE/CE

Posted by: callister raine at March 01, 2026 10:32 PM (EFoUv)

95 I use the guest towel in the downstairs bathroom.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

You should consider a rubber band or something.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2026 10:32 PM (diia5)

96 Au revoir global engine of Islamic fascism!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2026 10:13 PM (RIvkX)

Don't tell that to Grok, or try to argue that Islam is a clear and present danger to Western Civilization.

I just spent the better portion of the evening arguing with the LLM on that very topic.

Grok: "Muslims integrate just fine into western societies you hater"

Posted by: browndog says woof at March 01, 2026 10:32 PM (3sXRv)

97 Before Global Worming became a thing there was much talk for a few years about a tax on carbon, sometimes called the Tobin tax iirc. Then on the usual principle they will be sure to tell you what’s on their mind, and on top of that won’t shut the fuck up, sometime around the late 80s or early 90s maybe we started getting the “earth is getting warmer” doom mongers coupled with “green house gases” or “greenhouse effect”.

Steady and relentless drumbeat, and it just sort of morphed into the present day “climate emergency!” and they plan on outlawing coal, gasoline and diesel, and production agriculture. Sort of the Morgenthau Plan, on acid.

Posted by: Common Tater at March 01, 2026 10:34 PM (P6llz)

98 80 Thanks, everyone, on the fashion post. Persian women are gorgeous. And while not reflected in these pictures, many of the men are very spicy.

Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:29 PM (OoFl2)

Adrian Pasdar in his prime ...

Posted by: moki at March 01, 2026 10:34 PM (wLjpr)

99 Be careful wiping on curtains. Some of them contain fiberglass.

Posted by: Itchin' and Scratchin' at March 01, 2026 10:34 PM (oftw2)

100 I'd be all for the '70s blow-dried look, if I had a blow drier.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2026 10:35 PM (wVcYX)

101 Entertaining, attractive and educational fashion I like it. But you forgot a hot one.

https://tinyurl.com/58vpaz9j

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2026 10:35 PM (QD4eF)

102 Since she/it is using trans pronouns: BCE/CE

Posted by: callister raine at March 01, 2026 10:32 PM (EFoUv)

I annoy academes by saying Before Christian Era and Christian Era.

Posted by: moki at March 01, 2026 10:35 PM (wLjpr)

103 At least it wasn’t the decorative towels folded and hung perfectly.
Posted by: Piper

No, don't be silly. We don't use those on our balls.

The decorative soaps, though? Sometimes a guy just wants to smell extra-fresh, and the Irish Spring isn't cutting it.

Posted by: mikeski should probably sockpuppet this at March 01, 2026 10:37 PM (VHUov)

104 Grok: "Muslims integrate just fine into western societies you hater"
Posted by: browndog says woof

Proof of this is their rule that you do not eat the goat you just busted a nut in.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 01, 2026 10:37 PM (/lPRQ)

105 First there was Cyrus
Then Cyrus begat Cambyses
Then Cambyses begat Bardia
Then Bardia was deposed by Darius I
Darius begat Xerxes I
Xerxes I begat Artaxerxes I
Then there were some more Xerxes, and some more Artaxerxes, and a Darius.
Then came Darius III
And that pretty much sums up the Achaemenids

*curtseys smartly*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2026 10:38 PM (+HNx/)

106 Thank goodness the grammar police have arrived to proofread the post.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2026 10:38 PM (RIvkX)

107 Wolfus, there was an airline bombing in Denver in 1955. Guy put dynamite in his Mom's luggage to off her for insurance money. Killed all 44 on board.

Posted by: United Air Lines Flight 629. at March 01, 2026 10:39 PM (oftw2)

108 94 I didn't know Piper was trans.

Since she/it is using trans pronouns: BCE/CE
Posted by: callister raine at March 01, 2026 10

The more boring explanation is I copied and pasted when I was researching and making sure I had the years correct.

But your analysis is far more scandalous and exciting!

Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:39 PM (p4NUW)

109 The Sign of Four I had not read since I was ten. I found it to be remarkably exciting, with a boat chase on the Thames, for example -- a very visual story.

Doyle's use of flashback to America in Scarlet and later in Valley of Fear annoyed me when I was young -- I wanted to read about Holmes! But when I finally sat down with VoF a few years ago I found the entire "inner story" to be fascinating.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 01, 2026

***
If you look at movies, I mean real life "home" movies or documentary footage, taken in the Fifties and Sixties in America, you'd be amazed. People looked confident and happy. Then JFK died, and MLK and RFK Sr., and we had riots and protests and Weatherman terror, and it all got worse from there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 01, 2026 10:39 PM (wzUl9)

110 This money presented an untraceable foreign currency was said to be a settlement for a 1979 arms deal with Iran. That was $400 million, but with $1.3 billion in interest, at least that's what the Obama administration said.

----

Our media are accomplices to this massive scam. It seems like I am the only one in the fucking world that said "why the fuck are we giving Iran billions of dollars???" I know the Obamas and Clintons enriched themselves with this deal which is why Democrats fight so hard to get into office in the first place, but they accelerated the development of Iran's nuclear program and tried to leave the US with our pants completely down.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at March 01, 2026 10:40 PM (Wnqw0)

111 The first of March is almost done. Evening, all.
------
We now await the Ides...and St. Patrick's

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Luddite Extraordinaire at March 01, 2026 10:40 PM (XeU6L)

112 Maybe that Hallmark card is deliberate, and it is meant for a man to give to his beloved wife on their wedding anniversary. I mean, if you take it literally, it isn't actually a bad thing. He is supposed to, you know, like that part of her anatomy.
Posted by: nerdygirl

It could also be the Aussie version of the card, along the lines of the observation that:

In America, the "C" word is equivalent to the "N" word and should never be spoken aloud.

In Britain, the "C" word is quite rude and should never be used in mixed company.

In Australia, the "C" word is basically punctuation.....

Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2026 10:40 PM (VHUov)

113 Got an anonymous primary postcard from a PO Box in Austin, TX that tells me "Democracy and the rule of law are under threat in America. ICE is terrorizing our communities while politicians are working to restrict voting rights and censor free speech."

Gee, I'm already sold on the Trump plan and MAGA candidates. I can't vote any harder.

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2026 10:40 PM (wVcYX)

114 I look forward to owl pictures.
I like owls.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 01, 2026 10:41 PM (yyOtC)

115 81 Hi Doof!

That picture was on my walk to the boat for my daily morning commute.

Sometimes we se eagles, or seals or orcas.
I love where I live.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2026 10:29 PM (A5RD0)

Gorgeous photo, Nurse. Thank you for sharing it.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 01, 2026 10:41 PM (WONhk)

116 Wolfus, there was an airline bombing in Denver in 1955. Guy put dynamite in his Mom's luggage to off her for insurance money. Killed all 44 on board.
Posted by: United Air Lines Flight 629. at March 01, 2026

***
Right, the trivia section of IMDb mentioned that as a possible inspiration for Cry Terror. I think it's the case that opens the James Stewart movie The FBI Story, with Nick Adams playing the young bomber.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 01, 2026 10:42 PM (wzUl9)

117 The acting supreme leader of the islamic republic literally did not last a day

promoted and killed in an airstrike the same day

Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2026 10:42 PM (ZxPkt)

118 Enjoyed the video of how the lethal attack on Iran went down. Quite educational and it showed the obvious planning by our brave warriors.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 01, 2026 10:22 PM (kB9dk)

We need the ability to broadcast a really loud message as we fly over fucking shit up- We Are Borg.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2026 10:43 PM (snZF9)

119 RE: my 109: I meant to quote Common Tater's comment about all the doom and gloom that suddenly suffused America, but pasted a remark of mine from the Book Thread. Oops.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 01, 2026 10:44 PM (wzUl9)

120 Primary is Tuesday here in NC.

Posted by: Vote Early, Often, and MAGA! at March 01, 2026 10:44 PM (oftw2)

121 The first of March is almost done. Evening, all.
------
We now await the Ides...and St. Patrick's
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Luddite Extraordinaire at March 01, 2026 10:40 PM (XeU6L)

Thursday is an important day too. Somebody has a birthday. Not just JJ.

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2026 10:44 PM (KEZOu)

122 The acting supreme leader of the islamic republic literally did not last a day

promoted and killed in an airstrike the same day

==

worst job security ever

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2026 10:44 PM (/M/4v)

123 Curtains? Aren't they for wiping the grease off your fingers while eating pizza on the couch watching ball games?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 01, 2026 10:32 PM (i0Hi3)

Why, you can wear them, you know

https://youtube.com/shorts/FF9I9nlx7sk

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 01, 2026 10:44 PM (S/Y4j)

124 I annoy academes by saying Before Christian Era and Christian Era.
Posted by: moki at March 01, 2026 10:35 PM (wLjpr)

Why don't they just create their own calendar instead?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 01, 2026 10:45 PM (uQesX)

125 Good evening. I've been ~~busy~~ distracted. Did I miss anything?
_____
Have you had your USDA approved dose of memes this weekend?
😃Bookworm Beat 2/27/26: The SOTU meme edition
https://bit.ly/4u3I8qe
😃Hoyt: You Had Me at Memes!
https://bit.ly/3OJGiL1
😃Hoyt: Memes We Waited 47 Years For
https://bit.ly/3OIoSyr
😃Midwest Chick: Thursday Meme Drop
https://bit.ly/4u8ZXo2
😃Midwest Chick: Saturday Meme Drop
https://bit.ly/4r0plJD
😃Midwest Chick: Sunday Meme Drop
https://bit.ly/3MY188W
😃Bluebird of Bitterness: Caturday funnies — basket case edition
https://bit.ly/3NcO3bQ
😃The Week in Pictures: Groovin’ Gavin-Mogging Edition
https://bit.ly/4b103oS
☹️No link: Barnhardt, because of all the anti-Trump and anti-Israel memes, which is too bad because the rest are usually good.

Posted by: mindful webworker - what me ponder? at March 01, 2026 10:45 PM (nGuya)

126 Grim Satisfaction Dept.:

Mahmoud Ahmedinajad (sp?) is also most sincerely dead: remember That guy?

Posted by: Beverly at March 01, 2026 10:45 PM (reMys)

127 Doof, Thanks for the ONT.

How the operation went down video is amazing. Any country who messes with us after that wants badly to vaporize.

Piper...thanks for the Persian couture. I've always read the women are some of the most beautiful on earth. I hope they get freedom soon from the burka business. Saw a horror video of a woman stating what happens to women there. Some things I had not imagined that I won't go into here and ruin the vibe.

Blessings to all and have a wonderful night!

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 01, 2026 10:45 PM (WONhk)

128 106 Thank goodness the grammar police have arrived to proofread the post.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 01, 2026 10:38 PM (RIvkX)

They'll never take me alive!

Posted by: tankdemon's copy editor at March 01, 2026 10:46 PM (E4pkH)

129 Was that Donald ‘Duck’ Dunn and Steve Cropper on bass and lead guitar with The Foundations?

Posted by: Eromero at March 01, 2026 10:46 PM (LHPAg)

130 If you look at movies, I mean real life "home" movies or documentary footage, taken in the Fifties and Sixties in America, you'd be amazed. People looked confident and happy. Then JFK died, and MLK and RFK Sr., and we had riots and protests and Weatherman terror, and it all got worse from there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 01, 2026 10:39 PM (wzUl9)

Even in the FDR depression era, people didn't look like trash.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 01, 2026 10:46 PM (uQesX)

131 Doof, Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 01, 2026 10:45 PM (WONhk)

YW!

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2026 10:47 PM (KEZOu)

132 Sometimes we se eagles, or seals or orcas.
I love where I live.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 01, 2026 10:29 PM (A5RD0)

Do you see otters? They hold hands when they sleep.

Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2026 10:47 PM (Q+gd/)

133 When you care enough to send the very best

Posted by: Hallmark at March 01, 2026 10:47 PM (D0HYP)

134 The initial episode of Deep Space Nine is on Heroes & Icons. Amazing how much younger everybody looks than they did in the latter part of Season Seven.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 01, 2026 10:47 PM (wzUl9)

135 Thursday is an important day too. Somebody has a birthday. Not just JJ.
Posted by: Doof

Henry II?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 01, 2026 10:48 PM (yyOtC)

136 ok, if one of Iranian regime's missiles hits the Dome of the Rock and destroy is on the spot ,I am buying everyone drinks for a week!

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2026 10:48 PM (/M/4v)

137 Doof, I forgot to ask last night. Were you in command of the USS Trans Am on the Romulan Ale run, was TRex, or were you switching off?

The meme is here: https://bit.ly/4r0plJD

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 01, 2026 10:49 PM (S/Y4j)

138 If you look at movies, I mean real life "home" movies or documentary footage, taken in the Fifties and Sixties in America, you'd be amazed. People looked confident and happy. Then JFK died, and MLK and RFK Sr., and we had riots and protests and Weatherman terror, and it all got worse from there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 01, 2026
*
Even in the FDR depression era, people didn't look like trash.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 01, 2026

***
They at least tried to look their best. Putting your trousers under your mattress to press them before a job interview, wearing a clean shirt and a tie -- people made an effort when they went out in public.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 01, 2026 10:49 PM (wzUl9)

139 Presuming you've washed everything, what's wrong with drying your face with the same towel you use for the rest of you?
Posted by: mikeski's logic is all wet

Well, answer me this. Would you blow your nose on toilet paper that you wiped your butt with?

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2026 10:49 PM (0Htd1)

140 21 The first of March is almost done. Evening, all.
------
We now await the Ides...and St. Patrick's
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Luddite Extraordinaire at March 01, 2026 10:40 PM (XeU6L)

Thursday is an important day too. Somebody has a birthday. Not just JJ.
Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2026 10:44 PM (KEZOu

Hmmm…not me, that is May 25….🤣

Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:49 PM (p4NUW)

141
Piper, thanks for the ancient fashion. That fabric bridge on the Achaemenid lady looks a little odd. Maybe it's supposed to be, you know, kind of genitalia-like.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 01, 2026 10:50 PM (2Svdc)

142 If I was in Iran, I'd try to float the name and address of someone I hated as the new Supreme ruler.

Posted by: Wally at March 01, 2026 10:50 PM (pduCL)

143 so anyway..

the regime is hiring

Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2026 10:50 PM (ZxPkt)

144 They at least tried to look their best. Putting your trousers under your mattress to press them before a job interview, wearing a clean shirt and a tie -- people made an effort when they went out in public.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 01, 2026 10:49 PM (wzUl9)

You know anything about Minden LA? Anywhere near you?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 01, 2026 10:51 PM (uQesX)

145 Grim Satisfaction Dept.:

Mahmoud Ahmedinajad (sp?) is also most sincerely dead: remember That guy?

Posted by: Beverly at March 01, 2026 10:45 PM (reMys)

Mahmoud Imadickinajar. I wanted that slimy bastard dead for years. He was one of the students that took our people hostage. I was praying they would seek out and smoke his miserable ass during this. I don't day drink, but when I found out earlier he was dead I poured a shot and gave a toast I can't repeat here in front of the ladies.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2026 10:51 PM (snZF9)

146 Off to bed soon, all. Got errands tomorrow morning as well as a workout. Play nice, and if you can't do that, don't get caught!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 01, 2026 10:51 PM (wzUl9)

147 The initial episode of Deep Space Nine is on Heroes & Icons. Amazing how much younger everybody looks than they did in the latter part of Season Seven.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 01, 2026 10:47 PM (wzUl9)

Space will age you. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2026 10:52 PM (snZF9)

148 Isn't Valerie Jarret the new supreme leader of Iran?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 01, 2026 10:52 PM (UFwgc)

149 Sock removal post. Feel free to continue scrolling. Nothing insightful or witty to witness here.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 01, 2026 10:52 PM (E4pkH)

150 Doof, I forgot to ask last night. Were you in command of the USS Trans Am on the Romulan Ale run, was TRex, or were you switching off?

The meme is here: https://bit.ly/4r0plJD
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 01, 2026 10:49 PM (S/Y4j)

Definitely taking turns!

Posted by: Doof at March 01, 2026 10:52 PM (KEZOu)

151 It was like a light switch was thrown. Gone were the optimistic, Can Do Americans, better living through chemistry and higher standard of living, replaced with ….
-------

I post again a quote from 'Out Stealing Horses' by Per Petterson.

Poignantly : "..the past is a different country, they do things differently there"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Luddite Extraordinaire at March 01, 2026 10:53 PM (XeU6L)

152 Ahmadinejad was the one who claimed there were no gays in Iran.
And still the Democrats loved him.

Posted by: Wally at March 01, 2026 10:53 PM (pduCL)

153 Well, answer me this. Would you blow your nose on toilet paper that you wiped your butt with?

AOSHQ - unafraid to ask the big, important questions!

Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2026 10:53 PM (Riz8t)

154 The card:

There are many like yours, but your’s is are very special to me.

A guy could have a good time in Vegas with that card. And be killed by a Karen if you guess wrong.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2026 10:53 PM (u82oZ)

155 48 Hillary Clinton, Susan Rice, Valerie Jarrett, Samantha Power. Special Aunts all.
Posted by: Count de Monet

I was going to say that you left out Michelle Obama, but she's a dick, not a special aunt. The Adam's apple is the giveaway.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2026 10:53 PM (0Htd1)

156 Evenin’, All.

Posted by: Bulg at March 01, 2026 10:55 PM (77rzZ)

157 Floria news headline

A Florida woman was arrested for wrestling a manatee in a bikini in a public park.

Was the manatee wearing the woman's bikini?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 01, 2026 10:56 PM (S/Y4j)

158 142 If I was in Iran, I'd try to float the name and address of someone I hated as the new Supreme ruler.
Posted by: Wally at March 01, 2026 10:50 PM (pduCL)

Good one..haha.

Posted by: Joemarine at March 01, 2026 10:56 PM (y171U)

159
New Ayatollah has been revealed. Amazing! Where do they get these characters?!

https://tinyurl.com/2x6vwk38

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2026 10:57 PM (/M/4v)

160 Not a single 1099! That's right. March 1st and I haven't seen one!

Did the law change? Is Vanguard, etc. allowed to opt out if mailing me a form?

I'll show then.
I won't file my taxes until they send the forms. So there!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 01, 2026 10:57 PM (UKY2z)

161 When you care enough to send the very best
Posted by: Hallmark
----

I was once given a card with that printed on it, also with 101'st Airborne Division insignia, and below that, "Death on Call"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Luddite Extraordinaire at March 01, 2026 10:58 PM (XeU6L)

162 Not a single 1099! That's right. March 1st and I haven't seen one!

==

check your email's spam folder...

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2026 10:58 PM (/M/4v)

163 I am off to bed - normally the most adorable Shiba ever has hopped off my bed and put himself to bed in his crate, but he is still up here. So are the cats. It’s kind of crowded. lol.

Posted by: Piper at March 01, 2026 10:59 PM (p4NUW)

164 I don't suppose Hallmark is attempting Welsh?

Posted by: gKWVE at March 01, 2026 10:59 PM (gKWVE)

165 Presuming you've washed everything, what's wrong with drying your face with the same towel you use for the rest of you?
Posted by: mikeski's logic is all wet

Well, answer me this. Would you blow your nose on toilet paper that you wiped your butt with?
Posted by: nerdygirl

I would not. But that question seems to blithely ignore the first four words in my quote. If I'm using toilet paper, my tuchus is probably not in a freshly-washed state.

Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2026 11:00 PM (VHUov)

166 Would a manatee even fit in a bikini?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 01, 2026 11:01 PM (UFwgc)

167 New Ayatollah has been revealed. Amazing! Where do they get these characters?!
https://tinyurl.com/2x6vwk38
Posted by: runner

Guessed it before I clicked.

I did allow a 10% chance for it to have been a Rubio meme.

Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2026 11:01 PM (VHUov)

168 True story re: shoe shining.

Worked in an outer office for a Captain while stationed in Germany in the 80s. We had 'spit shine offs'. It was 50% 'how deep can you make it shine' and 50% doing everything possible to ruin the other guys' shine.

He walked in one day and started to yell at me, then had me stand to attention. It was just a ruse to get me up from my desk, and he ground the sole of his boot on the toe of mind. All I could do was eat it. "Go back to work".

2 hours later, I got on my belly, low crawled into his office and under the front of his desk. Took a pocket knife and literally shaved 10 hours of work off the toe of his boot.

I told him: "Go back to work, Sir."

I miss that guy.

Posted by: Coldwarvet at March 01, 2026 11:02 PM (7t0kC)

169 runner

New hiring is booming in Iran.
Rapid advancement guaranteed.
Get in on the ground floor and rise.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2026 11:02 PM (u82oZ)

170 Floria news headline

A Florida woman was arrested for wrestling a manatee in a bikini in a public park.

Was the manatee wearing the woman's bikini?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

She didn't read the ordinances clearly. If you're wrestling a manatee, it has to be Greco-Roman, not freestyle.

Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2026 11:03 PM (VHUov)

171 166 Would a manatee even fit in a bikini?

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 01, 2026 11:01 PM (UFwgc)

You've obviously never visited the lady's swimwear department at Walmart.

Posted by: a.morona at March 01, 2026 11:03 PM (X5Jzz)

172 166 Would a manatee even fit in a bikini?
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 01, 2026 11:01 PM (UFwgc)

He could borrow one from Rosie O'Donnell.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at March 01, 2026 11:03 PM (zuIfz)

173 Thank you, Piper. Very nice essay, with beautiful real women.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2026 11:04 PM (u82oZ)

174 92 Wait. King Herod had a song?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
Great version- Alice Cooper
https://tinyurl.com/39a9cruh

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2026 11:05 PM (0Htd1)

175 One of the satisfying elements of the Special Military Operation against the terrorist regime occupying Iran , was Trump using negotiation as a tool of deception , the same way the aytollahs were doing to the gullible and corrupt West for almost 50 years. Starting with carter.

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2026 11:05 PM (/M/4v)

176 Would a manatee even fit in a bikini?
Posted by: Boss Moss
You've obviously never visited the lady's swimwear department at Walmart.
Posted by: a.morona

Would a manatee even fit in a bikini?
Posted by: Boss Moss
He could borrow one from Rosie O'Donnell.
Posted by: BarelyScaryMary

And Boss Moss has set up a home-run derby.

Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2026 11:05 PM (VHUov)

177 I should say Western politicians.

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2026 11:06 PM (/M/4v)

178 Would a manatee even fit in a bikini?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Oh pullllllese! Do you forget 'Hog Nite' during college?

Posted by: Tonypete at March 01, 2026 11:06 PM (cYBz/)

179 @169 LOL!!

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2026 11:06 PM (/M/4v)

180 153 Well, answer me this. Would you blow your nose on toilet paper that you wiped your butt with?

AOSHQ - unafraid to ask the big, important questions!
Posted by: Archimedes at March 01, 2026 10:53 PM (Riz8t)

Stupid questions. If you washed your balls, then they are clean when they encounter the towel. If you are just wiping ball sweat off, then you are a disgusting person, and the towel should be burnt.

Simple enough.

No reason why balls can't be as clean as your face.

But no, I'm not going to use your towel to find out.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2026 11:07 PM (I40wl)

181 I shot a manatee in my bikini...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 01, 2026 11:07 PM (0aYVJ)

182 Have a great night, everyone.

Remember, head on a swivel, have a plan, and OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2026 11:07 PM (u82oZ)

183
Seeing this reported multiple places now,

Baba Banaras™
@RealBababanaras
·
2h
BREAKING: Ayatollah Alireza Arafi, appointed acting Supreme Leader of Iran after the killing of Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, has been killed in overnight US-Israel strikes on Tehran. Official confirmation awaited.

Also seeing reports that the new head of Hezbollah met his doom about 20 minutes after breaking the June ceasefire with Israel. Rockets are being intercepted now in N. Israel by lasers on the Israeli side and blowing up midair.

Posted by: whig at March 01, 2026 11:07 PM (E4rtv)

184 Dickey Betts was criminally underrated. I guess that's bound to happen when you play second fiddle to someone like Duane Allman.

Posted by: a.moron at March 01, 2026 11:08 PM (X5Jzz)

185 AFAIK, the untimely demise of the following is, as yet, unconfirmed:

* acting ayatollah to temporarily replace Khamanei
* Dinner Jacket
* new (3rd recent?) Hezbollah leader

Hezbollah's parliamentary chief apparently has been term-limited. Possible that - hard as it is to believe - he was part of a Hezb leadership confab (along with current towel-weaing leader) and, once again, Israel said well thank you, that saves time.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2026 11:09 PM (U/Byj)

186 181 I shot a manatee in my bikini...

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 01, 2026 11:07 PM (0aYVJ)

9mm or .45?

Posted by: a.moron at March 01, 2026 11:09 PM (X5Jzz)

187 Posted by: mikeski's logic is all wet at March 01, 2026 10:17 PM (VHUov)

I use a tea towel for my face. (I also use a separate face cloth from the one I use for my body, and yet another one for my Lady Bits.) I use paper towels to dry my feet, underarms, and my LadyBits.

I wash my face towels separately from the other towels, and my Lady Bit cloth, and all separate from Thor's towels and face cloths.
I used to just by bulk wash rags from Walmart and never re-use wash cloths at all ( they all went in the rag bag or were donated), but Thor was annoyed by that, and I ~~am a docile, submissive wife~~ pick my battles, so this was the compromise.

When you grow up on a farm with 6 boys, you learn early on that your things stay nicer snd smell better if you don't mingle your laundry. Hard habit to break.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at March 01, 2026 11:10 PM (Vvh2V)

188 Great version- Alice Cooper
https://tinyurl.com/39a9cruh
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2026 11:05 PM (0Htd1)

Fabulous! I had no idea Alice did this. He is a very good Christian man, and he does this very well. I'm impressed.

Posted by: tcn in AK at March 01, 2026 11:12 PM (I40wl)

189 Ayatollah Arafat, we hardly knew ye.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2026 11:12 PM (+HNx/)

190 The video about the Iranian attack was just more AI slop, or the human narrator is a retard. It's JDAM (pronounced jay-dam), not gee-dam. Gah...that shit is irritating.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 01, 2026 11:12 PM (XMwZJ)

191 at this rate, Iran will have to hire a manatee to run their government.

Posted by: gKWVE at March 01, 2026 11:12 PM (gKWVE)

192 One thing that at least I find sorta bombshell-ish: der Trumpenfuhrer, talking to Jonathan Karl (WTH? why does he talk with such pathetic propagandists?) today, said that:

"I got him [Khamenei] before he got me. They tried twice. Well I got him first."

Umm. Is the "twice" a reference to the kid in PA and the nutcase in FL? Or other attempts/plots we don't know about? Suppose the former is most likely. But would be nice to have such intel at least somewhat washed and unveiled.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2026 11:12 PM (U/Byj)

193 Dickey Betts was criminally underrated. I guess that's bound to happen when you play second fiddle to someone like Duane Allman.
Posted by: a.moron
------

Once had an invite to go visit the Allman's house in Macon. Turned it down, had a date in Alanta that night.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Luddite Extraordinaire at March 01, 2026 11:13 PM (XeU6L)

194 🤣🤣🤣

Khamenei action figure!!

https://tinyurl.com/ydsc7yae

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2026 11:13 PM (/M/4v)

195 Inside report, take it for what it is worth but interesting,

سیبیل کلفت🇮🇷
@siibiilkoloft
·
17h
Translated from Persian
I managed to connect to the internet with great difficulty; they're hitting each and every suppression base in #تهران one by one, and they're also hitting the buildings of the corrupt judiciary.

Gholamhossein Mohseni Eje'i has definitely been killed.

Pezeshkian's status is unclear, and they're saying he's been injured but is still alive, that bastard.

I'm speaking from Tehran—we're only listening to the command of #شاه ✌🏻 #جاویدشاه #MIGA

Posted by: whig at March 01, 2026 11:13 PM (E4rtv)

196 Khamenei action figure!!

Some assembly required

Posted by: gKWVE at March 01, 2026 11:14 PM (gKWVE)

197 Ayatollah Arafi had big plans and a visionary agenda, but alas, 20 minutes was too little time to carry them out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2026 11:14 PM (+HNx/)

198 Remember, head on a swivel, have a plan, and OPSEC, OPSEC, OPSEC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 01, 2026 11:07 PM

This is good advice

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2026 11:14 PM (2WIwB)

199 Even in the FDR depression era, people didn't look like trash.
Posted by: OrangeEnt
---

Men didn't wear shorts or t-shirts outside the house.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2026 11:15 PM (QD4eF)

200 جاویدشاه "javid shah" or, in Spanish, "viva"

Posted by: gKWVE at March 01, 2026 11:15 PM (gKWVE)

201 Well, answer me this. Would you blow your nose on toilet paper that you wiped your butt with?

AOSHQ - unafraid to ask the big, important questions!
Posted by: Archimedes

Would you ever put anything in your nether regions that you would not put in your mouth?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 01, 2026 11:16 PM (/lPRQ)

202 Ayatollah Arafi had big plans and a visionary agenda, but alas, 20 minutes was too little time to carry them out.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2026 11:14 PM (+HNx/)

I bet he won't the 40 day mourning period ! Was not vested in the ayatollah position long enough..

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2026 11:16 PM (/M/4v)

203 To steal a wag's comment from the early 80s, in reference to a staggering North Korean terrorist bombing that killed much of the South Korean cabinet - but applying it the Iranian Saturday morning meeting where we harvested the ayatollah et al:

That's what I call an outgoing administration!

Posted by: rhomboid at March 01, 2026 11:16 PM (U/Byj)

204 Fabulous! I had no idea Alice did this. He is a very good Christian man, and he does this very well. I'm impressed.
Posted by: tcn in AK
I've seen him perform live. He does great concerts, especially since he's "29".

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2026 11:17 PM (0Htd1)

205 Ayatollah Arafi had big plans and a visionary agenda, but alas, 20 minutes was too little time to carry them out.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2026 11:14 PM (+HNx/)

Congratulations, you've been promoted.

Wait. Wut?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 01, 2026 11:17 PM (0aYVJ)

206 I remember during the Shrub years when the GOPe told us endlessly "you can't assassinate enemy leaders that's a war crime. You have to send an army so that thousands of our people and their people can die instead".

Trump is trying exactly what the GOPe said couldn't be done...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2026 11:18 PM (sKqQm)

207 I was also a Supreme leader.

Posted by: Diana Ross at March 01, 2026 11:18 PM (oftw2)

208 Men didn't wear shorts or t-shirts outside the house.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2026 11:15 PM (QD4eF)

And society was better for it!

Let's see if it starts a comment storm again.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 01, 2026 11:18 PM (uQesX)

209 they're also hitting the buildings of the corrupt judiciary.
-
Conducting airstrikes on corrupt judges?

Interesting.

Posted by: Methos at March 01, 2026 11:18 PM (vSvIl)

210 Khamenei action figure!!

Some assembly required
Posted by: gKWVE at March 01, 2026 11:14

Khamenei LEGO Action Figure.
Ages 8-14
7,659 pieces.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2026 11:18 PM (2WIwB)

211 I use separate towels for my right and left sides

I thought everyone did this

Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2026 11:18 PM (ZxPkt)

212 190 The video about the Iranian attack was just more AI slop, or the human narrator is a retard. It's JDAM (pronounced jay-dam), not gee-dam. Gah...that shit is irritating.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at March 01, 2026 11:12 PM (XMwZJ)

-------

Yes! I'm at the point where any video that gives me a good feeling, I immediately suspect is AI slop.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 01, 2026 11:19 PM (20pGq)

213 On some website I saw a bunch of color pics taken at Disneyland in the late 50s and early 60s. The thing that jumped out at me was (1) everybody was dressed to a high standard, with clean well-fitting clothes, and (2) there were no fatties.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 01, 2026 11:19 PM (+HNx/)

214 they're also hitting the buildings of the corrupt judiciary.
-
Conducting airstrikes on corrupt judges?
Interesting.
Posted by: Methos

Theirs or ours?

Posted by: mikeski is just asking at March 01, 2026 11:20 PM (VHUov)

215 The acting supreme leader of the islamic republic literally did not last a day

promoted and killed in an airstrike the same day
Posted by: Don Black at March 01, 2026 10:42 PM (ZxPkt)

it was a lifetime appointment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2026 11:20 PM (8zz6B)

216 Them Iranian dudes blowed up good!
- Big Jim McBob

Blowed up real good!
- Billy Sol Hurok

Posted by: Count de Monet at March 01, 2026 11:21 PM (wVcYX)

217 (1) everybody was dressed to a high standard, with clean well-fitting clothes, and (2) there were no fatties.
Posted by: Cicero

They spent all their money on clothing, couldn't afford Doritos.

Posted by: mikeski chips in at March 01, 2026 11:21 PM (VHUov)

218 there were no fatties.

This is one of those things that amaze me, there are a multitude of yutes that will tell you there have always been fat people.

And yet you turn on an 80s movie and the "fat kid" is thinner then the average kid is now...

Posted by: 18-1 at March 01, 2026 11:22 PM (sKqQm)

219 Jim Carrey looks like he went to an overzealous cosmetic derm and got overloaded up with fillers. He is well on his way to morphing into Mickey Rourke

Posted by: keena at March 01, 2026 11:23 PM (ienUH)

220 That tanker Iran hit was shadow fleet.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 01, 2026 11:24 PM (UFwgc)

221 So, who is the newest patty melt in Tehran?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2026 11:24 PM (2GVsD)

222 everybody was dressed to a high standard, with clean well-fitting clothes, and (2) there were no fatties.
Posted by: Cicero

I was stationed in Germany when the wall came down. Not a lot of fat East Germans either.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 01, 2026 11:24 PM (2WIwB)

223 Shadow fleet?

Shadow bang?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2026 11:25 PM (2GVsD)

224 219 Jim Carrey looks like he went to an overzealous cosmetic derm and got overloaded up with fillers. He is well on his way to morphing into Mickey Rourke
Posted by: keena at March 01, 2026 11:23 PM (ienUH)

That's what was so creepy about him in Sin City.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2026 11:26 PM (bss/y)

225 That blonde has a very taunt stomach, anna.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2026 11:26 PM (bss/y)

226 Curtains? Aren't they for wiping the grease off your fingers while eating pizza on the couch watching ball games?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at March 01, 2026 10:32 PM (i0Hi3)

I kinda thought they were for wiping your dick after you spend the night with a chick who turns out to be a bitch.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2026 11:26 PM (snZF9)

227 Khamenei action figure!!

https://tinyurl.com/ydsc7yae

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2026 11:13 PM (/M/4v)

Thats some funny shit. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 01, 2026 11:28 PM (snZF9)

228 Thanks Aetius, that prompt is producing some real bangers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2026 11:28 PM (2GVsD)

229 That blonde has a very taunt stomach, anna.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Catgirls never skip ab day.

(Though they do keep their ears down in recent pictures.)

Posted by: mikeski's comment from last week at March 01, 2026 11:29 PM (VHUov)

230 I was also a Supreme leader.
Posted by: Diana Ross at March 01, 2026 11:18 PM (oftw2)

A Supreme Leader is OK, but sometimes you start hankering for a simple Cheese and Peperoni Leader, instead.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2026 11:31 PM (rbvCR)

231 Thanks for the ONT Doof and Piper.

Build Me Up Buttercup was an important part of an 80s movie called Luggage of the Gods. It was a silly movie, but I brought a lovely young lady to it. It didn't work out with her, but I love the song to this day.

Posted by: 496 at March 01, 2026 11:31 PM (tXY4l)

232 It's JDAM (pronounced jay-dam), not gee-dam. Gah...that shit is irritating.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent

Gee wizz.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 01, 2026 11:33 PM (diia5)

233 they're also hitting the buildings of the corrupt judiciary.
-
Conducting airstrikes on corrupt judges?

Interesting.
Posted by: Methos at March 01, 2026 11:18 PM (vSvIl)

The Israelis supposedly have a sort of LLM that assigns value to various individuals as enemy targets, and balances them against where they are at, or supposed to be and the possible collateral damage in buildings and civilians according to the accuracy of the weapons being used. This was supposedly what they were using in West Bank and Gaza following Oct 7

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2026 11:34 PM (rbvCR)

234 I suppose at some point you run out of verifiable high value targets, and start on the second rank.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2026 11:35 PM (rbvCR)

235 JDAM this, JDAM that; what no love for the SDB?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2026 11:35 PM (2GVsD)

236 I was stationed in Germany when the wall came down. Not a lot of fat East Germans either.
Posted by: Diogenes

I've had Europeans comment to me about how fat Americans are, but there are a lot of fat British too. Must be all those scones.

Posted by: nerdygirl at March 01, 2026 11:36 PM (0Htd1)

237 yeah, they do have 45 IQ, after everything they decided to shoot rockets at Israel; hope this is the last time we hear about Hezbo's rockets, or Hezbos.

"NEW: Muhammad Raad, head of Hezbollah’s bloc in the Lebanese parliament, has been killed in an Israeli airstrike, according to Faytuks Network"

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2026 11:36 PM (/M/4v)

238 The Israelis supposedly have a sort of LLM that assigns value to various individuals as enemy targets, and balances them against where they are at, or supposed to be and the possible collateral damage in buildings and civilians according to the accuracy of the weapons being used. This was supposedly what they were using in West Bank and Gaza following Oct 7
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2026 11:34 PM (rbvCR)

As long as the target asshole is surrounded only by other muzzies, there really is no collateral damage; just bonus points.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2026 11:36 PM (8zz6B)

239 Kirsche is wondering when Trump will get around to dealing with our corrupt judiciary.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2026 11:37 PM (2GVsD)

240 239 Kirsche is wondering when Trump will get around to dealing with our corrupt judiciary.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2026 11:37 PM (2GVsD)

Maybe the evil Jooish cabal can do us a solid?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2026 11:39 PM (bss/y)

241 Kirsche is wondering when Trump will get around to dealing with our corrupt judiciary.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2026 11:37 PM (2GVsD)

I have been trying to start the rumor that Portland Antifa looks to be achieving a nuclear weapon within weeks, if not months, but no one is buying that.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2026 11:39 PM (rbvCR)

242 Kirsche is wondering when Trump will get around to dealing with our corrupt judiciary.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2026 11:37 PM (2GVsD)

Send Judge Boasberg's photo to Tehran: "this guy launched the missile that whacked the Ayatollah".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2026 11:40 PM (8zz6B)

243 It was well known the Ayatollah used his turban for a ball towel.

Posted by: wth at March 01, 2026 11:42 PM (BT3km)

244 Du leiber Gott...

Speaking of someone needing an airstrike, profile on Tensor named 'Diapered Samus' and yes it is as bad as you can imagine.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2026 11:42 PM (2GVsD)

245 As long as the target asshole is surrounded only by other muzzies, there really is no collateral damage; just bonus points.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2026 11:36 PM (8zz6B)

Now I need to watch Death Race 2000 again.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 01, 2026 11:42 PM (S/Y4j)

246 In the gun thread a commenter said there is a report mossad agents posed as dentists and put trackers in Iranian's mouths as fillings.

Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2026 11:43 PM (Q+gd/)

247
I have been trying to start the rumor that Portland Antifa looks to be achieving a nuclear weapon within weeks, if not months, but no one is buying that.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2026 11:39 PM (rbvCR)

They've agreed to testify against Hillary. Well that's what I heard.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at March 01, 2026 11:43 PM (w/O5Q)

248 Portlandia Anti-fallafel doesn't think Hillary is Commie enough.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2026 11:45 PM (2GVsD)

249 In the gun thread a commenter said there is a report mossad agents posed as dentists and put trackers in Iranian's mouths as fillings.
Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2026 11:43 PM (Q+gd/)

I am a little skeptical. How could a battery that tiny power a tracking transmitter for months or even years?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2026 11:46 PM (8zz6B)

250 Someone has pointed out that with Iran, the Wes Clark 7 has been achieved.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2026 11:46 PM (rbvCR)

251 I have been trying to start the rumor that Portland Antifa looks to be achieving a nuclear weapon within weeks, if not months, but no one is buying that.
Posted by: Kindltot

Yeah, but they've been replaced with a shoddy bomb casing full of used pinball machine parts.

Posted by: weft Doc-loop at March 01, 2026 11:47 PM (diia5)

252
Now I need to watch Death Race 2000 again.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
--
Don't have many opportuniies to comment about this, but I dated one of the starlets.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Luddite Extraordinaire at March 01, 2026 11:47 PM (XeU6L)

253
Male or female, you should use the towel from the head to the toes.

Ewwww, don't dry your junk first, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 01, 2026 11:47 PM (3ek7K)

254 China has amazing products! Their super duper radars fail. Super duper bunkers they build are busted. Their space rockets stop working. Their dams break and their bridges fall. Reverse engineering and theft can only take you so far , I guess.

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2026 11:47 PM (/M/4v)

255 Speaking of someone needing an airstrike, profile on Tensor named 'Diapered Samus' and yes it is as bad as you can imagine.
Posted by: Anna Puma

I think there's a follow-up to Rule 34 that says "if you can't imagine it, there's still pr0n of it."

Posted by: mikeski doesn't wanna know at March 01, 2026 11:48 PM (VHUov)

256 The Burrito Supreme Leader.
Now with more hamburger.

Posted by: wth at March 01, 2026 11:49 PM (BT3km)

257 In the gun thread a commenter said there is a report mossad agents posed as dentists and put trackers in Iranian's mouths as fillings.
Posted by: davidt

Seen that before.
Even if not true it is something you'd like senior Iranians to believe - they round up random dentists and kill them... after ripping out all their own teeth.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 01, 2026 11:50 PM (/lPRQ)

258 Male or female, you should use the towel from the head to the toes.
Ewwww, don't dry your junk first, lol.
Posted by: four seasons

Are there people who don't? If you start at the bottom, the water up higher will run down onto the parts you've dried, and you'll have to dry them again. Starting at the top is the only option. Drying a human, a dog, an automobile.....

Posted by: mikeski obeys the laws, like gravity at March 01, 2026 11:50 PM (VHUov)

259

mikeski,

There is a lot of shit we don't need to know.

How often do the muzzies shower? I can't imagine how those assholes smell, lol.

Posted by: four seasons at March 01, 2026 11:52 PM (3ek7K)

260 "IRAN has activated Decentralized Mosaic Defense giving commanders full autonomy for decision making."

OKAY...sounds exotic. You know, they could have just said, "NOTHING WORK!!! YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN, BITCHES!"

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2026 11:52 PM (/M/4v)

261 Wow, some people have involved Towel Rituals. I use two: a hand towel to dry the face and wrap around my hair so it doesn't drip down my back while using a bath towel to dry the body off from neck to ankles. That towel then goes down on the floor outside the shower where I step out, towel dry the hair, then dry off the feet with the bath towel. No wet bath mat! DH leaves wet foot prints all over the bathroom, despite the nice plush bath mat. The washcloth is for my face. Simple!

Posted by: tankascribe at March 01, 2026 11:52 PM (NtoJk)

262 Starting at the top is the only option. Drying a human, a dog, an automobile.....
Posted by: mikeski obeys the laws, like gravity at March 01, 2026 11:50 PM (VHUov)

And of course you use a chamois to prevent water spotting, right?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 01, 2026 11:52 PM (8zz6B)

263 China has amazing products! Their super duper radars fail. Super duper bunkers they build are busted.

Lucky for them that the warranty is non-transferable and only for the life of the purchaser.

Posted by: Chuck C at March 01, 2026 11:53 PM (D0HYP)

264 How often do the muzzies shower? I can't imagine how those assholes smell, lol.

Posted by: four season

Stale ash and ass.
Throw in some curry and you have a hindian.

Worked in a graduate dorm in college...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 01, 2026 11:54 PM (/lPRQ)

265 244 Du leiber Gott...

Speaking of someone needing an airstrike, profile on Tensor named 'Diapered Samus' and yes it is as bad as you can imagine.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2026 11:42 PM (2GVsD)

... wtf did I look after you mentioned it?

It is truth in advertising.

Diapers...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2026 11:54 PM (bss/y)

266 It is truly amazing how much ... varied porn there is of Samus out there.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 01, 2026 11:56 PM (bss/y)

267 Starting at the top is the only option. Drying a human, a dog, an automobile.....
Posted by: mikeski obeys the laws, like gravity

And of course you use a chamois to prevent water spotting, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Especially on the dog.

Posted by: mikeski at March 01, 2026 11:56 PM (VHUov)

268 211 I use separate towels for my right and left sides

I thought everyone did this
Posted by: Don Black
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Easy to see why the married gents are buying new washers all the time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2026 11:56 PM (QD4eF)

269 "IRAN has activated Decentralized Mosaic Defense giving commanders full autonomy for decision making."

OKAY...sounds exotic. You know, they could have just said, "NOTHING WORK!!! YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN, BITCHES!"
Posted by: runner

How do they do that when all their comm is down... and command is dead?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 01, 2026 11:56 PM (/lPRQ)

270 Somehow, giving local command for the launchers of the long range missiles seems like a poor decision.
What protocol does one use besides, "make sure to hit something useful"?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2026 11:57 PM (rbvCR)

271 Aetius

I warned you, but did you listen? Nooo...

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2026 11:57 PM (2GVsD)

272 Almost 7AM. Super quiet Jerusalem morning. Blue skies. Air quality superior due to the circumstances (like in early Corona daze).

Best night sleep since Friday. Out the door to synagogue, a hop-skip-jump from nearest shelter should the siren go off.

It's the Fast of Esther. Most appropriate.

Lotsa work to catch up on. Maybe l8r.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 01, 2026 11:58 PM (MFAsx)

273 hitler never activated decentralized mosaic defense..fool..volkssturmcould have lasted at least another 1/2 hour

Posted by: runner at March 01, 2026 11:58 PM (/M/4v)

274
They spent all their money on clothing, couldn't afford Doritos.
Posted by: mikeski chips
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Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 01, 2026 11:59 PM (QD4eF)

275 Decentralized Mosaic Defense?

That is Baghdad Bob level spin while admitting they control nothing.

I wonder if any of the local commanders are MOSSAD agents?

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2026 11:59 PM (2GVsD)

276 Activate double secret decentralized mosaic defense!

Posted by: Dean Ayatola at March 02, 2026 12:00 AM (Q+gd/)

277
China has amazing products! Their super duper radars fail. Super duper bunkers they build are busted.

Rename the country.
It's now ACME

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2026 12:00 AM (Cqx++)

278 271 Aetius

I warned you, but did you listen? Nooo...
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 01, 2026 11:57 PM (2GVsD)

The thing is, it's like the diaper itself that is the kink. Not like... some sort of weird innocence or babied play thing. It's the diaper.

That's fucked up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 12:00 AM (bss/y)

279
And of course you use a chamois to prevent water spotting, right?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Ironically, goat.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Luddite Extraordinaire at March 02, 2026 12:00 AM (XeU6L)

280 276 Activate double secret decentralized mosaic defense!
Posted by: Dean Ayatola at March 02, 2026 12:00 AM (Q+gd/)

All according to plan...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 12:01 AM (bss/y)

281 Well, decentralized units will lay down arms quicker, so...

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:01 AM (/M/4v)

282 "IRAN has activated Decentralized Mosaic Defense giving commanders full autonomy for decision making."
Posted by: runner

I didn't know Iran even had DEI departments to name things.

Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 12:01 AM (VHUov)

283
We need to get the muzzies out of our country if isn't it isn't to late.

I've been thinking, lol, about the best way to move them out.

Howz about we round them up and put them in hog trucks that haul the hogs to the butcher.

Then load them in storage containers that hogs are shipped overseas.

Posted by: four seasons at March 02, 2026 12:02 AM (3ek7K)

284
Lotsa work to catch up on. Maybe l8r.
Posted by: Biden's Dog
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Thanks for checking in.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Luddite Extraordinaire at March 02, 2026 12:03 AM (XeU6L)

285 Aetius

Posted some new stuff, perhaps that will help cleanse the mind.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2026 12:03 AM (2GVsD)

286 It's the Fast of Esther. Most appropriate.

==

I'd say !

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:03 AM (/M/4v)

287 BTW Aetius

In the Furry kink, wearing diapers means you are Crinkly.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2026 12:04 AM (2GVsD)

288 Oooo. Glasses. Nice choice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 12:04 AM (bss/y)

289 Ironically, goat.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, Luddite Extraordinaire at March 02, 2026 12:00 AM (XeU6L)

Right. You use zebra hide wipes to prevent streaks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 12:04 AM (8zz6B)

290 287 BTW Aetius

In the Furry kink, wearing diapers means you are Crinkly.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2026 12:04 AM (2GVsD)

...

I have no idea what you mean and I don't WANT to know.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 12:05 AM (bss/y)

291 exclusive Report: With Ayatollah Khameini and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad both dead, Columbia University is scrambling to find a new commencement speakers

Posted by: Kindltot at March 02, 2026 12:06 AM (rbvCR)

292 Spoke too soon. Phone alert of incoming as I was outside crossing the street. Oh well. It was nice.

https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2026 12:06 AM (MFAsx)

293 I thought you used baby seal hide for the softest, shiniest finish?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 12:06 AM (bss/y)

294 See folks, Aetius can learn from negative feedback

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2026 12:07 AM (2GVsD)

295 Spoke too soon. Phone alert of incoming as I was outside crossing the street. Oh well. It was nice.

https://youtu.be/7YvAYIJSSZY
Posted by: Biden's Dog
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Keep your head down.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Luddite Extraordinaire at March 02, 2026 12:07 AM (XeU6L)

296 In the gun thread a commenter said there is a report mossad agents posed as dentists and put trackers in Iranian's mouths as fillings.

Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2026 11:43 PM (Q+gd/)

This is absurd on its face, why are so many commenters repeating it? You aren't fitting an antenna and a power source inside someone's tooth, especially with enough power to read from meaningful distance.

Or is the conspiracy du jour that aliens landed in the Golan Heights and Mossad has been reverse engineering their tech?

Posted by: Sjg at March 02, 2026 12:08 AM (aqZN1)

297 Here hoping no one gets hurt , and this one hits the the dome of the rock eyes sore.

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:10 AM (/M/4v)

298 In the gun thread a commenter said there is a report mossad agents posed as dentists and put trackers in Iranian's mouths as fillings.

Posted by: davidt at March 01, 2026 11:43 PM (Q+gd/)

This is absurd on its face, why are so many commenters repeating it? You aren't fitting an antenna and a power source inside someone's tooth, especially with enough power to read from meaningful distance.

Or is the conspiracy du jour that aliens landed in the Golan Heights and Mossad has been reverse engineering their tech?
Posted by: Sjg

RFID chips.
That or they are trying to get the head Honchos to bust out their own teeth.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 12:10 AM (/lPRQ)

299 >This is absurd on its face, why are so many commenters repeating it?

Because it's fun imagining terrorists thinking it's true.

Posted by: davidt at March 02, 2026 12:11 AM (Q+gd/)

300 Or is the conspiracy du jour that aliens landed in the Golan Heights and Mossad has been reverse engineering their tech?
Posted by: Sjg at March 02, 2026 12:08 AM (aqZN1)

Can we at least agree that the Jews are space aliens looking to feed on the internal anal flesh of the Gentile?

Posted by: Candice Owens at March 02, 2026 12:11 AM (bss/y)

301
Or is the conspiracy du jour that aliens landed in the Golan Heights and Mossad has been reverse engineering their tech?
Posted by: Sjg

That's Area 52

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2026 12:12 AM (Cqx++)

302 Stay safe, just in case they are firing Rosie O'Donnel at you as a SCUD.

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2026 12:12 AM (2GVsD)

303 @298 whoever is spreading the rumors is hoping that their paranoia will force them to pull all their teeth out ??

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:12 AM (/M/4v)

304 Unconfirmed (but very plausible) reports that Israeli navy assets approaching southern Lebanon IDF units moving into Lebanon (or beyond previous positions, depending on where they were).

One aspect not getting much attention is strikes (presumably US) on some Iraqi militia (Tehran-backed). Might be elements directly involved in attacks on US bases in Iraqi Kurdistan.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2026 12:12 AM (U/Byj)

305 hope they do, with a hammer

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:13 AM (/M/4v)

306 assets approaching Lebanon are there to make kotlet out of hezbollah

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:14 AM (/M/4v)

307 hope they do, with a hammer
Posted by: runner

No choice. They already killed all the dentists.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 12:14 AM (/lPRQ)

308 Wall Street Journal -' US races to accomplish Iran mission before munitions run out.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 02, 2026 12:15 AM (2GVsD)

309 Because it's fun imagining terrorists thinking it's true.
Posted by: davidt at March 02, 2026 12:11 AM (Q+gd/)

If I was an Israeli, every Hamas prisoner released would have a nice, clean, freshly stitched incision somewhere on their body, and I'd spread the news that invisible tracking devices had been implanted.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 02, 2026 12:15 AM (7bBwZ)

310 This is absurd on its face, why are so many commenters repeating it? You aren't fitting an antenna and a power source inside someone's tooth, especially with enough power to read from meaningful distance.
Posted by: Sjg

No, they're like self-winding watches. Talking, chewing, bashing your forehead on a rug..... any jaw movement adds a bit of charge to the tiny battery.

Posted by: mikeski is totes serious, dudes at March 02, 2026 12:16 AM (VHUov)

311 250 Someone has pointed out that with Iran, the Wes Clark 7 has been achieved.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 01, 2026 11:46 PM (rbvCR)

Is a "Wes Clark 7" anything like a "Bob Evans 8"?

Posted by: a.moron at March 02, 2026 12:16 AM (X5Jzz)

312 RFID chips.
That or they are trying to get the head Honchos to bust out their own teeth.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 02, 2026 12:10 AM (/lPRQ)

I have a feeling that an RFID chip covered in dental amalgam would probably be unreadable from 1mm away.

Posted by: Sjg at March 02, 2026 12:16 AM (aqZN1)

313 The pager thing probably has them paranoid as hell already.

Posted by: davidt at March 02, 2026 12:17 AM (Q+gd/)

314 Anything hitting Dome of the Rock, of course, may well damage the Western Wall as well. No bueno. Iranian missile has already hit main hospital in (Palestinian) East Jerusalem. That might suffice.

Was lucky to have visited not long before infidels were banned (I think?) and security got much much heavier, so got to go up to the mosque. Not bad. Very simple, nice tilework. And almost surely the only of the 3 holy sites I'll ever see, so that's nice.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2026 12:17 AM (U/Byj)

315 Wall Street Journal -' US races to accomplish Iran mission before munitions run out.'
-
WSJ is apparently assuming none of their readers have ever heard of supply lines.

Posted by: Methos at March 02, 2026 12:18 AM (vSvIl)

316 Wall Street Journal -' US races to accomplish Iran mission before munitions run out.'

===

WSJ, Tuesday March 3, 2026: "US races to accomplish Iran mission before forced to introducing ration books 11!1!"

Posted by: Tomorrow's Headlines Today at March 02, 2026 12:19 AM (/M/4v)

317 Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb bomb Iran.

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at March 02, 2026 12:20 AM (0nHVk)

318 out of all the countries in the region, and that include Cyprus, the one IRGC did not hit was ..Turkey ...hmmmm

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:22 AM (/M/4v)

319 I think ordnance for interception systems is actually a concern, both for Israel and the US. In any case, speed is a thing when trying to neutralize a missile threat, since pre-empting them (most things being equal) is much easier and cheaper than intercepting them.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2026 12:24 AM (U/Byj)

320 317 Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb bomb Iran.
Posted by: Zombie John McCain at March 02, 2026 12:20 AM (0nHVk)

I am really glad he missed this one. The fucking cock sucker.

Posted by: Candice Owens at March 02, 2026 12:24 AM (bss/y)

321 today that wretched jihadi erdogan offered condolences on the experiation of a great spiritual leader.. how long are we going to tolerate him, and that islamist country in nato anyway ?

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:25 AM (/M/4v)

322 /off sock

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 02, 2026 12:25 AM (bss/y)

323 China has amazing products! Their super duper radars fail. Super duper bunkers they build are busted.

Rename the country.
It's now ACME

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 02, 2026 12:00 AM (Cqx++)

In harley world any random chinese parts that show up and goes right in the trash are called Yang Poon. A dude shows up with a chinese part for his bike, you say Yang Poon! and toss it in the trash. Work on a bike and find a randomly installed chinese part, you rip it out, hold it up and say Yang Poon!, and toss it in the trash. All chinese parts are yang poon. It is known.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 12:25 AM (snZF9)

324 today that wretched jihadi erdogan offered condolences on the experiation of a great spiritual leader.. how long are we going to tolerate him, and that islamist country in nato anyway ?

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:25 AM (/M/4v)

Maybe he's on the list.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 12:26 AM (snZF9)

325 All chinese parts are yang poon. It is known.

==

Hah!!

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:27 AM (/M/4v)

326 First of all, I wash my balls and ass, so they're both clean as a whistle.

Second is, the top down approach when drying. Hair, face, torso then ballsack.

Third, toilet paper for the ass. If you're using your towel for scrubbing, you're doing it wrong.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at March 02, 2026 12:30 AM (gVUi7)

327 but what are the odds?

@TheKevinDalton 2h
Chaos and panic as several shots are fired in Long Beach, California during the grand opening of a burger restaurant with Snoop Dog in attendance.

Posted by: weft Doc-loop at March 02, 2026 12:31 AM (diia5)

328 Just out of shelter for 5 minutes and another alert comes in on the phone. Waiting for siren.

Great step exercises!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2026 12:31 AM (MFAsx)

329 Oh, wow - didn't realize I got first tonight! Just popped in to say "Howdy", then had other things to read/do....

Now to catch up on the comments -

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 02, 2026 12:32 AM (SRRAx)

330 317 Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb bomb Iran.
Posted by: Zombie John McCain at March 02, 2026 12:20 AM (0nHVk)

I'm pretty sure McCain would be singing the praises of the Ayatollah right now, considering Trump is the one doing the bombing.

Posted by: tankdemon at March 02, 2026 12:33 AM (E4pkH)

331 Great step exercises!
Posted by: Biden's Dog
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You put your left foot in
You put your right foot out

Posted by: Mike Hammer, Luddite Extraordinaire at March 02, 2026 12:34 AM (XeU6L)

332 All chinese parts are yang poon. It is known.

==

Hah!!

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:27 AM (/M/4v)

Not kidding. If a V-twin engine has chinese parts we call it a V-chin. Example- You used that garbage? You built a V-chin.

Thankfully, it is very rare to see yang poon parts in an engine. If they are there, they won't be for long. The question is how much of the good stuff does it destroy. Chinese parts in an engine work like suicide bombers.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 12:36 AM (snZF9)

333 Work on a bike and find a randomly installed chinese part, you rip it out, hold it up and say Yang Poon!, and toss it in the trash.
Posted by: Berserker

My mental picture of you is now 95% metal guitar guy, and 5% "Mr. Miyagi berating Daniel-san."

Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 12:39 AM (VHUov)

334 Prayers up as always Biden's Dog.

Hey Horde, how are you all?

Bers, I am still laughing about the Yang Poon. Cleaning out this house will be much more fun when I throw stuff in the Yang Poon trash bags.

Hi Teresa, I hope that you had a blast in Vegas.

Is JQ here or is she back in the kitchen?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2026 12:40 AM (0nHVk)

335 I'm getting real sleepy now. Been up since 0630, and it's catching up to me. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 02, 2026 12:42 AM (8zz6B)

336 Apparent friendly-fire downing of US F-15 over Kuwait, crew ejected safely. Hmmm. Not confirmed by CENTCOM but some video exists.

Turkey announces closure of border crossings with Iran. Could be lots of wheels turning there.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2026 12:43 AM (U/Byj)

337 Hi, Debby!

How did you know I was in the kitchen? LOL! Was just cleaning up dinner dishes...

*Chivas for you*

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 12:43 AM (rdVOm)

338 Remember those Chicom astronauts that got stranded in space sometime last year, because spacecraft meant to bring them home no work? they are still up there...

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:43 AM (/M/4v)

339

runner,

They shouldn't have ordered parts from Temu.

Posted by: four seasons at March 02, 2026 12:45 AM (3ek7K)

340 I guess their shuttle was yang poon too !

😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:46 AM (/M/4v)

341 you know, when US and Israel finish with the islamic republic, every one will look back and say, why the fuck did we live with this cancer for 47 years ?!

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:48 AM (/M/4v)

342 My mental picture of you is now 95% metal guitar guy, and 5% "Mr. Miyagi berating Daniel-san."

Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2026 12:39 AM (VHUov)

Probably accurate. Miyagi was japanese, and the japanese make excellent replacement quality harley parts. If I can't find USA I'm looking for the japanese stuff.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 12:48 AM (snZF9)

343 Remember those Chicom astronauts that got stranded in space sometime last year, because spacecraft meant to bring them home no work? they are still up there...

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:43 AM (/M/4v)

Yang Poon!!

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 12:49 AM (snZF9)

344 that's it! yang poon is officially added to my everyday lexicon!

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:51 AM (/M/4v)

345 Bers, I am still laughing about the Yang Poon. Cleaning out this house will be much more fun when I throw stuff in the Yang Poon trash bags.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2026 12:40 AM (0nHVk)

Yang poon trash bags? Fitting really. All yang poon belongs in the trash.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 12:52 AM (snZF9)

346 The Mossad dentist saying reminded me of a crazy rumor that got started in an African country that using certain combs would make their peckers shrivel up. This created a Widespread Panic. Anybody else remember that one?

Posted by: Beverly at March 02, 2026 12:58 AM (reMys)

347 At least I now know enough not to order Yang Poon when I see it on a menu someplace.

Thanks JQ, I hope that all is well with you.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2026 12:58 AM (0nHVk)

348 Remember those Chicom astronauts that got stranded in space sometime last year, because spacecraft meant to bring them home no work? they are still up there...

Posted by: runner

SUpposedly rescued after grilling food on a open range in the craft. Which spit grease all over the craft. But of course it was 'space debris' that caused them to be rescued. Not the dumb fuck stunt that made no sense.

Posted by: weft Doc-loop at March 02, 2026 12:59 AM (diia5)

349 that's it! yang poon is officially added to my everyday lexicon!

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:51 AM (/M/4v)

First time I heard it I laughed my ass off. I usually say V-chin, but one shop I worked out of was owned by a friend of mine who had me do his engines if I wasn't at other shops. He was working on a bike on the lift and he was having trouble with something, and I he yells yang poon! I turn around and he's holding the part up and facing me and repeats it..Yang Poon!!. His wife happened to be there, and she comes walking into the shop and he hold the part up to her and says Yang poon!!! It stuck after that. It spread among the shops I worked out of. Now all chinese parts are yang poon. For it is written.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 12:59 AM (snZF9)

350 Grilling in zero-G? Seriously? Imagine grease, smoke, and volatiles in a weightless environment.

Gotta think the manual says "no open grilling in space".

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2026 01:03 AM (U/Byj)

351 Remember those Chicom astronauts that got stranded in space sometime last year, because spacecraft meant to bring them home no work? they are still up there...
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:43 AM (/M/4v)

I suspect their next supply run will include personal re-entry parachutes, and a small ass-mounted rockets. Enter spacesuit with both attached, leave station, and light your ass on fire. Get closer, and deploy the chute.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 02, 2026 01:05 AM (S/Y4j)

352 Doin' okay, Debby. Just saw your email from earlier this week-- hadn't checked since last weekend-- nothing new happening, so didn't make a reply.

Sniffles are done, but I'm *blah* lately even though weather has been fairly nice.. can't find the energy to do much. Still sorting paperwork because I hate doing it and don't stick to the project for very long.

Posted by: JQ at March 02, 2026 01:06 AM (rdVOm)

353 UK Cyprus airbase hit again. IDF pushes start button on planned offensive in southern Lebanon. Several IAF airstrikes had no evacuation warnings. Could have been situational (no civvies at risk), or "gloves coming a bit off".

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2026 01:06 AM (U/Byj)

354 Grilling in zero-G? Seriously? Imagine grease, smoke, and volatiles in a weightless environment.

Gotta think the manual says "no open grilling in space".
Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2026 01:03 AM (U/Byj)

It would have to be vented.

Posted by: Eem at March 02, 2026 01:08 AM (H9Yaj)

355 you know, when US and Israel finish with the islamic republic, every one will look back and say, why the fuck did we live with this cancer for 47 years ?!

Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:48 AM (/M/4v)
-

The cancer has spread.

Back upstairs. This should aggravate Trump:

Open Source Intel @Osint613
5m

Smoke rising from U.S. embassy in Kuwait City, AFP reports.

Wishing safety and success to all US personnel and servicemen.

And no, you can't make me say servicepeople.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2026 01:09 AM (MFAsx)

356 Also born this date: Bill Leen, March 1, 1962, founding member and bassist for the Gin Blossoms until their 1997 breakup. In this video, you can see him rocking the characteristic "split coil" of a Fender Precision Bass, which has a "beefy" sound and sits neatly in the frequency range between the drum kit and the guitars. Music producers like the instrument for simplifying the job of making a clean mix, and bassists like it for being simple and easy to use -- a "one-trick pony," but what a trick, that "just works" effortlessly for almost any genre.

Gin Blossoms - Hey Jealousy (Official Music Video)
https://youtu.be/ah5gAkna3jI

Posted by: SciVo at March 02, 2026 01:11 AM (Sy6m/)

357 This created a Widespread Panic.
............................................
youtu.be/ulnWqaOJ3yg

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at March 02, 2026 01:11 AM (sAmhv)

358 Open Source Intel @Osint613
21m
🔴NEW

Lebanon's Minister of Justice has ordered the arrest of those involved in firing rockets at Israel per Reuters report.

I bet Lebanon's DAs are Soros appointees.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2026 01:11 AM (MFAsx)

359 gloves coming a bit off".

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2026 01:06 AM (U/Byj)

Gloves coming off needs to be the order of the day from this point going forward. For both the US and the Israeslis.

The Iranian power structure needs to be taken down with each iteration until total surrender and abdication.

Posted by: Eem at March 02, 2026 01:19 AM (H9Yaj)

360 JQ, no worries on the email, I only check it about once a week myself.

Oh my gosh, did I see that Jane Fonda emerged from her crypt and expressed her disapproval of the President's actions?

Why can't one or two democrat senators stand up for the Save Act? Do they believe in free and fair elections or not? The one that does that will have the best shot at the nomination. He (and they cannot win with a she) will square off against AOC.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2026 01:21 AM (0nHVk)

361 Gloves coming off needs to be the order of the day from this point going forward. For both the US and the Israeslis.

The Iranian power structure needs to be taken down with each iteration until total surrender and abdication.

Posted by: Eem at March 02, 2026 01:19 AM (H9Yaj)

I'll settle for archaeologists rummaging through the place in 500 years, scratching their heads, and asking "did anything ever live here?"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 01:22 AM (snZF9)

362 338 Remember those Chicom astronauts that got stranded in space sometime last year, because spacecraft meant to bring them home no work? they are still up there...
Posted by: runner at March 02, 2026 12:43 AM (/M/4v)

Remember we had the same thing happen to some of our guys because that nasty ##### Biden didn't want to let Musk rescue them because Trump.....

If we were a proper country he'd be held accountable for that in a meaningful way - jail or worse.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 01:24 AM (QGaXH)

363 Why can't one or two democrat senators stand up for the Save Act? Do they believe in free and fair elections or not? The one that does that will have the best shot at the nomination. He (and they cannot win with a she) will square off against AOC.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2026 01:21 AM (0nHVk)

Because they are communist bastards who couldn't win without cheating the system. Its that simple. Occam's razor.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 02, 2026 01:24 AM (snZF9)

364 Debby, we had a GREAT time in Vegas! Next on our list is a trip in a couple of weeks to see the grandkids. We are also catching a Jeff Dunham show while we are in the area 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 02, 2026 01:25 AM (SRRAx)

365 Bers I think your perspective should be in the mix at the top national security meetings. Can just imagine the colorful contrast with the stuff coming from the others at the table lol.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2026 01:26 AM (U/Byj)

366 The Zionist Space Laser (Leizer?):

https://tinyurl.com/3jvbye7s

It's twue! It's twue!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 02, 2026 01:28 AM (MFAsx)

367 I wonder if, instead of referring to someone as a c*** in the future we could just call them a 'special aunt' and we'll all know what it means!

Wishing everyone a great week and a warming trend!

Out.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at March 02, 2026 01:28 AM (QGaXH)

368 Just peeking in

Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2026 01:28 AM (Ia/+0)

369
Nope, cunt is the right word.

We ain't politically correct here.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 02, 2026 01:30 AM (3ek7K)

370 Thought the use of Iron Beam (joooo lasers) agin' Hezb rockets was dis-confirmed? Think statement was that they're operational, but haven't been used yet.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2026 01:30 AM (U/Byj)

371 I wonder if the Chinese astronauts eat Chinese food every day.

Posted by: Boss Moss at March 02, 2026 01:35 AM (UFwgc)

372
I'm still trying to get over rockets fired from Lebanon.

I did see some Professor Sour Grapes that I had to agree with. Decapitate the mullahcracy? So what? Israel killed Hamas leaders and Hezbollah leaders, but those organizations are still standing (and fighting). As persistent as a virus.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 02, 2026 01:37 AM (c68xq)

373 Why can't one or two democrat senators stand up for the Save Act? Do they believe in free and fair elections or not? The one that does that will have the best shot at the nomination. He (and they cannot win with a she) will square off against AOC.
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2026 01:21 AM (0nHVk)

Fair elections LOL. The Democrat Party exists on election stealing and theft of government funds.

Posted by: Eem at March 02, 2026 01:38 AM (H9Yaj)

374 Now all chinese parts are yang poon. For it is written.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at

I just love a great tradition.

Posted by: Farmer, with his own historic take at March 02, 2026 01:40 AM (55Qr6)

375 Teresa, that sounds wonderful, if you are anything like me you will need some time for rest and recuperation after hanging out with the grandkids. I wish that I could bottle all of that energy.

Bers, I know that you are right, they are indeed all commie bastards.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 02, 2026 01:43 AM (0nHVk)

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