Saturday Night Club ONT - March 7, 2026 [2 Ds]

Welcome to Club ONT - a collaboration of The Disco and The Dino.

CSA (Club Service Announcement) - Daylight Savings Time will cause us to lose one hour of Club time tonight. Adjust your partying timeline accordingly!

[Top photo: Ocean Beach Brewery, courtesy of San Diego Magazine]

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Saturday Night Jokes and Other Funnies

A United Nations plane carrying a large number of ambassadors was flying across the Pacific Ocean to go from America to Japan, when suddenly they lost several engines. They were too far away from any land, including Hawaii. The pilot announced that after jettisoning as much as they could from the cargo bay and fuel tanks, they still needed to reduce the overall load by 600 pounds, or three people to reach the closest airport. The crew was needed to fly the plane to safety, so three of the ambassadors would have to sacrifice themselves for everyone else by jumping to their deaths in the ocean below, as there were no parachutes.

While a crew member opened the emergency door, the French ambassador stepped forward. "Vive la France!" he exclaimed as he plunged to his demise. Next, the British ambassador approached the door and said, "God save the king!", and plummeted to a watery grave. Finally, the American ambassador stood up, grabbed the Mexican ambassador and yelled, "Remember the Alamo!" and pushed him out.

Hat tip: JohnFNot Kerry

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A wealthy Texan commissioned an artist to paint him a mural depicting general Custer's last words at the Alamo. He gave the artist free range as to how he would arrange the mural. Weeks passed as the mural was in progress, but eventually the time came for the wealthy man to view the work.

He entered the room, full of expectation, to see a mural depicting a large blue fish with a halo atop a hoard of copulating Native Americans on the hillside below.

"What the hell is this?" the man said. "That's not what I asked for."

"Oh, but it is," said the artist. "It shows the true last sentiments and words of general Custer. I figured they'd be 'Holy Mackerel, look at all those fucking Indians!'"

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Drink of the Night

Tonight we drew the 5 of Clubs from our deck of playing card cocktails

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Club ONT Animal News Desk

Squirrel blamed for government Internet outage in Ohio county

A network outage that caused several government offices to lose phone and Internet services in an Ohio county is now being blamed on a meddlesome squirrel.
Medina County officials said the Feb. 20 outage that knocked out phone and Internet services at government facilities including the county prosecutor's office was initially thought to be caused by contractors accidentally slicing through underground fiber.
County Administrator Matt Springer revealed at last week's commissioner's meeting that the true cause has now been found to be a squirrel that built a nest inside the fiber infrastructure and chewed through multiple lines.

Perfessor, is that you?

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20 Camels Diqualified from Oman Beauty Contest for Botox Fillers and Plastic Surgery

In Arab countries like Oman, camel beauty contests are a big deal! Breeders from far and wide bring their best specimens for a chance to win the title of ‘most beautiful camel in the land,’ but in recent years, events have been plagued by scandals involving various cosmetic enhancements.
Last month, the 2026 Camel Beauty Show Festival in Al Musanaa, Omanaa, was rocked by the disqualification of 20 participants after veterinarians ruled that they had been artificially enhanced. Botox, lip fillers, silicone reshaping, and artificial hump inflation were some of the forbidden procedures discovered during the inspection.
Camel beauty contests are an important part of Arab tradition. For centuries, camel owners struggled to emphasize features like glossy coats, long, well-set necks, full lips, long eyelashes and firm humps through selective breeding and grooming, but in recent years, cosmetic enhancements have become very common.

Video segment at the link. Go ahead - discover more!

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Club ONT Department of Stupid Human Tricks

This woman can play two recorders at the same time - one with each nostril.

Perhaps the most whelming thing about the video is that it has over 2.4 million views and almost 5300 comments.

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Not sufficiently whelmed? How about the world's fastest talker?

This video has 119 million views and over 259,000 comments. Are you not whelmed, now?!

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Club ONT Department of New Food Ideas

Should we put this on the menu?

Este tipo realmente merece prisión por hacer esto 😂 pic.twitter.com/FkeIOqeWQX
— Cultura Literal (@culturaliteral1) March 5, 2026

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OK, this is a much better video clip about meat!

Baby tries steak for the first time and his eyes light up pic.twitter.com/XgZ0goEA6l
— Dudes Posting Their W’s (@DudespostingWs) March 5, 2026

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The Club ONT Jukebox

A march for March

(That catchy song was featured in Season 5, Episode 4 of Better Call Saul).

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Let's stay on the road!

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Top 10ish Comments of the Week

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Club ONT brought to you by:
Valid questions

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Club ONT is not responsible for injuries incurred in the course of time travel. If you are interested in falling back rather than springing ahead, the white haired guy in the carport tinkering with the aluminum sportscar might be able to help. His name is Emmett but he also responds to "Doc."

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Comments

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1 Affectation is the ridiculous effort of the ignorant to appear wise, the attempt of the barren soul to appear rich.

Posted by: mindful webworker - and the award goes to at March 07, 2026 10:00 PM (l8w2w)

2 "On the day of battle I am glad to have Texas soldiers with me for they are brave and gallant, but I never want to see them before or after, because they are too hard to control."

----- General Zachary Taylor, during the war with Mexico, September, 1846

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 10:01 PM (rCMWO)

3 the joke I heard had the halo on the cow

Posted by: gKWVE at March 07, 2026 10:01 PM (gKWVE)

4 CSA (Club Service Announcement) - Daylight Savings Time will cause us to lose one hour of Club time tonight. Adjust your partying timeline accordingly!

Lose? Nah, you'll just misplace it until November.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

5 ONT!

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at March 07, 2026 10:05 PM (Qf511)

6 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at March 07, 2026 10:05 PM (cYBz/)

7 Hey! That baby eats steak just like I do!
Awww...

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2026 10:05 PM (ZxPkt)

8 ***Adjust your partying timeline accordingly!
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If not for AoS and ONT these things would go unknown leaving your humble readers at disadvantage; However, beware world, we are on top of you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 10:06 PM (rCMWO)

9 CSA (Club Service Announcement) - Daylight Savings Time will cause us to lose one hour of Club time tonight. Adjust your partying timeline accordingly!

Lose? Nah, you'll just misplace it until November.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

I thought the IRS claimed in as a tax.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2026 10:06 PM (S/Y4j)

10 *checks top 10ish comments*

Damn! Another assist.
What's a guy gotta do???

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2026 10:07 PM (2WIwB)

11 OrangeEnt at March 07, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

I thought the IRS claimed in as a tax.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf
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Non deductible.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 10:07 PM (rCMWO)

12 'Sup Double D's? Howdy, Horde!

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at March 07, 2026 10:08 PM (DIY2E)

13 USA opening the can of whoop ass on the Brits.

Beisbol.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 07, 2026 10:08 PM (SxfqT)

14 CSA (Club Service Announcement) - Daylight Savings Time will cause us to lose one hour of Club time tonight. Adjust your partying timeline accordingly!

Lose? Nah, you'll just misplace it until November.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

I thought the IRS claimed it as a tax. They return it when they can't find out how to defraud anyone with it. Since it's government, they don't pay back with interest.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2026 10:08 PM (S/Y4j)

15 Well, I'm not a big rum guy, but that sounds like a good drink.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (2WIwB)

16 So, Custer at the Alamo, huh?

OK

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (7D3Aa)

17 Grace Slick plays the recorder well and did on several Airplane albums, but she used her mouth, not her nose.

Posted by: Passing Wind at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (oftw2)

18 So. What makes you stick recorders up your nose?

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (pZEOD)

19 general Custer's last words at the Alamo

🤔

Reminds me of that memorial to when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

Posted by: mindful webworker - history buff at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (l8w2w)

20 20 Camels Diqualified from Oman Beauty Contest for Botox Fillers and Plastic Surgery

I was expecting that to be the Babylon Bee.

What's next, botoxed bulldogs at dog shows?

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (VHUov)

21 So, an assist is when my comment sets up the comment that is cited as a COTW?

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (ZxPkt)

22 I moved my clocks up an hour... 2 hours ago so I wouldn't forget.

Now... I've no fucking idea what time it is.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (jtM2q)

23 Hey! That baby eats steak just like I do!
Awww...
Posted by: Don Black

With no teeth?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 07, 2026 10:10 PM (SxfqT)

24 So. What makes you stick recorders up your nose?
Posted by: Piper

It keeps other people from trying to play yours?

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2026 10:10 PM (VHUov)

25 *checks top 10ish comments*

Damn! Another assist.
What's a guy gotta do???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2026 10:07 PM (2WIwB)

Don't pass the puck so much

Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2026 10:10 PM (vk1lD)

26 general Custer's last words at the Alamo
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Someone leared history on the Atari 2600.

Posted by: Methos at March 07, 2026 10:11 PM (vSvIl)

27 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 07, 2026 10:11 PM (SRRAx)

28 16 So, Custer at the Alamo, huh?

OK
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM
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We have our ways of seeing who reads the content.

Posted by: TRex - holy mackerel dino at March 07, 2026 10:11 PM (1h4Zw)

29 Three Banana Ball games going on at once tonight. Six teams in league now. This is a first on their continued growth.

Posted by: Yellow Journalist at March 07, 2026 10:12 PM (oftw2)

30 OrangeEnt at March 07, 2026 10:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

I thought the IRS claimed in as a tax.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

It'll come back as a tariff refund.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2026 10:12 PM (1Ff7Z)

31
Wake up, sheeple! Nothing is what it seems!

https://tinyurl.com/yvhr84rz

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2026 10:12 PM (BI5O2)

32 I just found a stuffed animal Saijo from Japan. It’s $60. Do I need this?

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2026 10:12 PM (pZEOD)

33 Has anyone seen Jerry Seinfeld in concert? Is he any good?

He is coming to our area in May, and I am thinking I might like to go see him.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 07, 2026 10:12 PM (SRRAx)

34 So. What makes you stick recorders up your nose?
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That is one of the dumbest "Stupid Human Tricks" I've ever seen. Not a single soul wants to hear even ONE well-played recorder. Why would anyone think we wanted to hear two, played badly?

Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2026 10:12 PM (Cjcf6)

35 Do I need this?

Of course.

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 07, 2026 10:13 PM (7D3Aa)

36 So, an assist is when my comment sets up the comment that is cited as a COTW?
Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (ZxPkt)

All great goal scorers need someone to set them up!

Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2026 10:13 PM (vk1lD)

37 ***and artificial hump inflation were some of the forbidden procedures discovered during the inspection.
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Vacuum pumps for the yahooo went unmentioned.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 10:13 PM (rCMWO)

38 I moved my clocks up an hour... 2 hours ago so I wouldn't forget.

Now... I've no fucking idea what time it is.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (jtM2q)

Must resist... resist... Chicago song...

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2026 10:13 PM (S/Y4j)

39 Baby was little and had no teeth. How about slicing his steak or even a puree?

Posted by: Cruelty Knows No Bounds. at March 07, 2026 10:14 PM (oftw2)

40 I have the teeth I have. Some mine, some I had made.

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2026 10:14 PM (ZxPkt)

41 I just found a stuffed animal Saijo from Japan. It’s $60. Do I need this?
Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2026 10:12 PM (pZEOD)

As much as I needed the $25 plush bottle of Buffalo Trace I got at the distillery today!

Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2026 10:14 PM (vk1lD)

42 So. What makes you stick recorders up your nose?
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That is one of the dumbest "Stupid Human Tricks" I've ever seen. Not a single soul wants to hear even ONE well-played recorder. Why would anyone think we wanted to hear two, played badly?
Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2026 10:12 PM (Cjcf6)

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Well, it beats a guy farting Dixie with a French horn up his ass.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2026 10:14 PM (2WIwB)

43 So, uh, to when the Camel beauty contest can you get a leg up by sleeping with the judge?

Posted by: 18-1 at March 07, 2026 10:14 PM (sKqQm)

44 Hello, night crawlers.

Has the HQ become more staid, more civilized?

Back in the Aughts and Teens, there were donnybrooks and Yellowstone Caldera-level eruptions weekly, sometimes daily, and lots and lots of flouncing, oh my yes. Often by The Man himself.

Not to mention accidentally duping the entire thread in one's comment field. I miss that.

What happened to us, man?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 07, 2026 10:15 PM (kpS4V)

45 Three trumpets >>> Two recorders

https://youtu.be/xywNeumntoE?t=115

Posted by: mikeski enjoys stupid human tricks at March 07, 2026 10:15 PM (VHUov)

46 Meow
Read the content before clocking in

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at March 07, 2026 10:16 PM (w3u3d)

47 >>> 22 I moved my clocks up an hour... 2 hours ago so I wouldn't forget.

Now... I've no fucking idea what time it is.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (jtM2q)

Time to make the donuts.

Posted by: Dunkin Donuts at March 07, 2026 10:16 PM (ULPxl)

48 If the joke only said A painting of Custer for the Alamo, all would be clear.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 07, 2026 10:16 PM (4NO2D)

49 So. What makes you stick recorders up your nose?
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Nose flute is a thing in the Philippines.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 07, 2026 10:16 PM (kpS4V)

50 17 Grace Slick plays the recorder well and did on several Airplane albums, but she used her mouth, not her nose.
Posted by: Passing Wind
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Yer making fun of Stevie Nicks again.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 10:16 PM (rCMWO)

51 They could keep it in the basement.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 07, 2026 10:16 PM (4NO2D)

52 What happened to us, man?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 07, 2026 10:15 PM (kpS4V)

Became 4pm dinner eaters and 9pm bed timers?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2026 10:16 PM (1Ff7Z)

53 I think Custer's last words were recorded as, "I have only one life. Let me live it as a blond".

Posted by: Hair Today-Gone Tomorrow at March 07, 2026 10:16 PM (oftw2)

54 Great Doof, you were at Buffalo Trace (great place and tour), and your short armed friend had me in Baltimore all day....

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 07, 2026 10:17 PM (IQ6Gq)

55 a mural depicting general Custer's last words at the Alamo.

Wut?!

Posted by: Zombie Davey Crockett at March 07, 2026 10:17 PM (Fs0KI)

56 Back in the Aughts and Teens, there were donnybrooks and Yellowstone Caldera-level eruptions weekly, sometimes daily, and lots and lots of flouncing, oh my yes. Often by The Man himself.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 07, 2026 10:15 PM

It was ... blazing.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 07, 2026 10:17 PM (4NO2D)

57 >>>two recorders at the same time - one with each nostril.
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Wally Pickle played three trumpets at the same time.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 10:17 PM (rCMWO)

58 I moved my clocks up an hour... 2 hours ago so I wouldn't forget.

Now... I've no fucking idea what time it is.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (jtM2q)

Does anybody really care?

Posted by: Robert Lamm - Original Chicago Vocalist at March 07, 2026 10:17 PM (vk1lD)

59 Wake up, sheeple! Nothing is what it seems!

https://tinyurl.com/yvhr84rz
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2026 10:12 PM (BI5O2)

HA! I say again HA!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 07, 2026 10:18 PM (0aYVJ)

60 As much as I needed the $25 plush bottle of Buffalo Trace I got at the distillery today!
Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2026 10:14 PM (vk1lD)

Damn it!
I just paid $30 at the Ft Lewis Class VI.
And the German bier is up another 30 cents.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2026 10:18 PM (2WIwB)

61 Hey, I can play two recorders at the same time sorta well.

But never thought to use my snot chute to do it.

That's what the nose flute is for.
https://w.wiki/JEpW

Posted by: mindful webworker - I are an musicien at March 07, 2026 10:18 PM (l8w2w)

62 Knew from the Mexican fan palms and general look that it was a CA beach up top. Didn't even notice the pier at first. And have never gone to the OB Brewery. OB is too touristy, busy, dog-s**t abundant, and "hip". I think the title for smugly stupid (er, "progressive") might have passed to South Park, but OB still attracts a lot of the worst excuses for citizens. Great wine bar restaurant there, only reason I go now. Oh and a great German restaurant. Both of those are sort of apart and away from the smug/trashy/beach zone.

Friend moved his winery bar out of there last year due to cost and hassle.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 10:18 PM (U/Byj)

63 It was ... blazing.

Careful there . . . . . .

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 07, 2026 10:18 PM (7D3Aa)

64 Custer was at the Alamo?

I rate that joke as generated by AI.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 07, 2026 10:18 PM (syz1S)

65 I moved my clocks up an hour... 2 hours ago so I wouldn't forget.

Now... I've no fucking idea what time it is.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (jtM2q)

Does anybody really care?
Posted by: Robert Lamm - Original Chicago Vocalist at March 07, 2026 10:17 PM

I can't imagine why.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 07, 2026 10:18 PM (4NO2D)

66 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2026 10:19 PM (PGK1w)

67 52 What happened to us, man?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 07, 2026 10:15 PM (kpS4V)

Became 4pm dinner eaters and 9pm bed timers?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2026 10:16

I am pretty much a target 9p bedtime girl, get there at 930. But I get up really early most days, so that makes up for it, right?

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2026 10:19 PM (OoFl2)

68 Became 4pm dinner eaters and 9pm bed timers?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2026 10:16 PM (1Ff7Z)

Matlock marathon!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 07, 2026 10:19 PM (kpS4V)

69 GBR 1

USA 8

Bases loaded two out. Bottom of the 6th.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 07, 2026 10:19 PM (A5RD0)

70 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 10:20 PM (zZu0s)

71 Good evening fellas!

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 07, 2026 10:20 PM (oNzQB)

72 How the heck did England get into the tourney, anyhooose?

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 07, 2026 10:20 PM (7D3Aa)

73 Holly man
how long does the appointment last
holly cleric gang of 50 43 or 42
lifetime
holly man
mine or yours

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 07, 2026 10:20 PM (gbOdA)

74 and artificial hump inflation were some of the forbidden procedures discovered during the inspection.
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Vacuum pumps for the yahooo went unmentioned.
Posted by: Braenyard

That's not my bag, baby.

Posted by: Al-stin Powers at March 07, 2026 10:20 PM (VHUov)

75
Husband just said *uck setting all the clocks back. We're retired and maybe we'll figure out how to reset everything before the next time change, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 07, 2026 10:21 PM (3ek7K)

76 "What makes you stick recorders up your nose?
Posted by: Piper&

Probably the same thing that makes people put beans in their ears.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2026 10:21 PM (vFG9F)

77 Great Doof, you were at Buffalo Trace (great place and tour), and your short armed friend had me in Baltimore all day....
Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 07, 2026 10:17 PM (IQ6Gq)

Just a short visit. I've done the tour a few times already. Bought more bourbon, of course.

Dafuq you doing in Charm City??

Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2026 10:21 PM (vk1lD)

78 I am pretty much a target 9p bedtime girl, get there at 930. But I get up really early most days, so that makes up for it, right?
Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2026 10:19 PM (OoFl2)

Yes. After twenty years of first shift, I'm always up before dawn. Mostly fall asleep halfway through the ONT, then wake up in the middle of the tech thread.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2026 10:21 PM (1Ff7Z)

79 They are drawing chalk F14 on the pavement for America to waste bombs on.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 07, 2026 10:22 PM (gbOdA)

80 >>>Last month, the 2026 Camel Beauty Show Festival in Al Musanaa, Omanaa, was rocked by the disqualification of 20 participants after veterinarians ruled that they had been artificially enhanced. Botox, lip fillers, silicone reshaping, and artificial hump inflation were some of the forbidden procedures discovered during the inspection.

Not mentioned: how many were disqualified as the result of Vaginoplasty.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at March 07, 2026 10:22 PM (syz1S)

81 IED detonated outside the US embassy in Oslo.

Minor injuries.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 07, 2026 10:22 PM (n1OCj)

82 We have four clocks that are not computer linked. I already moved them up. Our numerous computers and phones will take care of this automatically because of Skynet.

And so, Monday I will be going to work in the dark, but will be able to enjoy longer afternoon sunlight.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 07, 2026 10:23 PM (0aYVJ)

83 Good evening fellas!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 07, 2026 10:20 PM (oNzQB)

COMM! What ya drinking tonight? First one's on me!

Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2026 10:23 PM (vk1lD)

84 Has the HQ become more staid, more civilized?

Back in the Aughts and Teens, there were donnybrooks and Yellowstone Caldera-level eruptions weekly, sometimes daily, and lots and lots of flouncing, oh my yes. Often by The Man himself.

Not to mention accidentally duping the entire thread in one's comment field. I miss that.

What happened to us, man?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 07, 2026 10:15 PM (kpS4V)

Well, we're kinda waiting on Nurse to free the cantaloupes. That's supposed to be tonight's signal.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2026 10:24 PM (2WIwB)

85 Baby grand niece in my wifes lap at Bday.
About 8 or 9 months.
She starts feeding baby bday cake and it is the best day of babys life

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 07, 2026 10:24 PM (gbOdA)

86 If Arabs weren't so rich as to easily pay for their camel cosmetics, I wouldn't be surprised to learn that American taxpayers are paying for camel botox...😗

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 07, 2026 10:25 PM (oNzQB)

87 Dafuq you doing in Charm City??
Posted by: Doof
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Hate to break it to you, but the city has truly lost that nickname. Touring around - every been to Second Change - it's an architectural salvage place. Very close to M&T Stadium where unknown to us almost 71,000 people arrived to watch the DC United v Miami (with Messi) soccer game!!!

Posted by: The Grateful - Acta Non Verba at March 07, 2026 10:25 PM (IQ6Gq)

88 Injuries at the Oslo thing? Read that it went off middle of the night, no injuries. But the thing with the current degraded low-capability and basically inept society, not only first reports, but subsequent reports are wrong.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 10:25 PM (U/Byj)

89 >Baby tries steak first time
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But, but, humans are natural vegetarians.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 10:25 PM (rCMWO)

90 COMM! What ya drinking tonight? First one's on me!
Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2026 10:23 PM (vk1lD)

I have 3 or 4 airplane bottles of Dripping Springs vodka.
I hide them as my wife does not like to see me drink.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 07, 2026 10:25 PM (gbOdA)

91 If Custer had been at the Alamo (roll with it, okay?)

Custer: Sir, request permission to take a five man patrol out to locate the Mexican Army!

Bowie/Travis: Permission granted.

(One day later)

Custer: There they are, men! Charge!

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at March 07, 2026 10:26 PM (QZzSm)

92 Police in Oslo, Norway have now confirmed that the U.S. Embassy was targeted earlier tonight by an explosive device, with the device detonating around 1:00 a.m. outside the consular entrance to the Embassy, resulting in minor injuries and damage, according to a statement provided to NRK by Oslo Police Chief Michael Delmer.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 07, 2026 10:26 PM (n1OCj)

93 Damn it!
I just paid $30 at the Ft Lewis Class VI.
And the German bier is up another 30 cents.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2026 10:18 PM (2WIwB)

$30 isn't bad for B Trace. Never pay more for it.

I'm bringing a few bottles back from Kentucky. Been here 2 weeks. Along with a bunch of other stuff. You don't even want to know the total amount of bottles I'm bringing back. One belongs to CBD. Unless someone outbids him!

Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2026 10:27 PM (vk1lD)

94 Baby grand niece in my wifes lap at Bday.
About 8 or 9 months.
She starts feeding baby bday cake and it is the best day of babys life
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 07, 2026 10:24 PM

My baby girl tasted chocolate for the first time as icing on the cake for her first birthday. The look of joy on her face was great. Then she just buried her face in it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at March 07, 2026 10:27 PM (4NO2D)

95 Fun Matlock Fact: Matlock's first case was defending a drunk Larry Rhodes charged with public intoxication.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2026 10:28 PM (1Ff7Z)

96 Husband just said *uck setting all the clocks back. We're retired and maybe we'll figure out how to reset everything before the next time change, lol.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 07, 2026 10:21 PM (3ek7K)

I did this for most of my life. "Just because everyone else wants to oblige a fantasy," I said, "doesn't mean I have to. I'm not the stupid one here."

But the wife started making me move the clicks once we were dating.

Now I'm on to a new crusade: the elimination of time zones. Pick one, preferably in southwest Appalachia (because G-d lives right over it), and then everyone can work around that. Time zones are dumb and they suck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2026 10:28 PM (BI5O2)

97 Working with surveyors means early mornings. Very early. I arrive at 0700 and most of the crews have already geared up for the field. I am an office guy. So I ain't gotta be there that early.

So, come Monday, I will be driving to work in the dark. But the traffic is minimal.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 07, 2026 10:28 PM (0aYVJ)

98 3 watches, coffeemaker, microwave and stove clocks to set. I only set the watch I'm wearing. The rest of the displays set themselves, including the atomic clock.

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2026 10:28 PM (ZxPkt)

99 $30 isn't bad for B Trace. Never pay more for it.

I'm bringing a few bottles back from Kentucky. Been here 2 weeks. Along with a bunch of other stuff. You don't even want to know the total amount of bottles I'm bringing back. One belongs to CBD. Unless someone outbids him!
Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2026 10:27 PM (vk1lD)

you ever try Travelers?

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 07, 2026 10:29 PM (gbOdA)

100 I have 3 or 4 airplane bottles of Dripping Springs vodka.
I hide them as my wife does not like to see me drink.
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 07, 2026 10:25 PM (gbOdA)

Dripping Springs is one of the places I've been researching for a move.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2026 10:29 PM (2WIwB)

101 $30 isn't bad for B Trace. Never pay more for it.

I'm bringing a few bottles back from Kentucky. Been here 2 weeks. Along with a bunch of other stuff. You don't even want to know the total amount of bottles I'm bringing back. One belongs to CBD. Unless someone outbids him!
Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2026 10:27 PM (vk1lD)

And the shit they are making around Austin is banging
Liberty Oak ffs

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 07, 2026 10:29 PM (gbOdA)

102
Y Dice,

I've never understood the time zones, lol.

I'm sure someone here will explain it.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 07, 2026 10:30 PM (3ek7K)

103 3 watches, coffeemaker, microwave and stove clocks to set. I only set the watch I'm wearing. The rest of the displays set themselves, including the atomic clock.
Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2026 10:28 PM (ZxPkt)

Back in the 90s I used to work in a store in the mall. Always got a kick out of the few stores that opened late on the first Sunday of DST because someone forgot to change their clocks.

Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2026 10:31 PM (vk1lD)

104 Goodnight.

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2026 10:31 PM (ZxPkt)

105 83
Hey Doof! I'll have one of those crazy 5 of clubs cocktails. That should set me up for the evening!
As Hillary would say, *Hic!*

Posted by: COMountainMarie at March 07, 2026 10:31 PM (oNzQB)

106 Damn. I did not realize daylight savings was tomorrow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 10:32 PM (zZu0s)

107 But the wife started making me move the clicks once we were dating.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 07, 2026 10:28 PM (BI5O2)

I had that happen to me in the middle of a date once. Girl said it's time to move the clock forward. I asked her why since it was the middle of June. She said because she wanted the date to end sooner.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2026 10:33 PM (1Ff7Z)

108 Dripping Springs is one of the places I've been researching for a move.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2026 10:29 PM (2WIwB)

I would love to find a way to build a 1000 little house on a piece of land that I would give give to the owner when I dead.

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 07, 2026 10:33 PM (gbOdA)

109 Texas...Custer...the Alamo...Indians...SMDH...

Posted by: WTP at March 07, 2026 10:33 PM (Q7v6G)

110 Get some Bulleit, Doof. I liked their Rye.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 10:33 PM (zZu0s)

111 Time zones are dumb and they suck.

Welcome to Coordinated Universal Time.

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 07, 2026 10:33 PM (7D3Aa)

112
Lol Orange 🍊

Posted by: fourseasons at March 07, 2026 10:33 PM (3ek7K)

113 Affectation is the ridiculous effort of the ignorant to appear wise, the attempt of the barren soul to appear rich.
Posted by: mindful webworker - and the award goes to at March 07, 2026 10:00 PM (l8w2w)

Dang. You had time type that sh** out and still get a first?

Posted by: GWB at March 07, 2026 10:33 PM (kyr9/)

114 3 watches, coffeemaker, microwave and stove clocks to set. I only set the watch I'm wearing. The rest of the displays set themselves, including the atomic clock.
Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2026

***
I'm about the same, though I have no stove clock. I'll do all three watches before I go to sleep. The atomic clock I may have to put in the bedroom window tomorrow, facing toward Mecca -- uh, I mean Fort Collins, CO, so it will pick up the signal. The TV, phone, and computers will see to things themselves.

I always forget the clock in the car until the next day.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 07, 2026 10:34 PM (wzUl9)

115 Sure hope they reset the clocks at Whiteman in MO so the B-2s don't arrive at the wrong time over target. Skies are crowded with US and Israeli aircraft bringing love to the turbans, wouldn't want any more friendly fire than Kuwait has already graciously bestowed upon our coalition.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 10:34 PM (U/Byj)

116 you ever try Travelers?
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 07, 2026 10:29 PM (gbOdA)

Yes. Not a fan. No character.

I did get a sample of the full proof today at the distillery. That wasn't bad, but it was overpriced.

The Sazerac rye 125 proof, though -- hell yeah!!

Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2026 10:34 PM (vk1lD)

117 Feetloaf - watched 6 sec. Think I got the gist.

Posted by: mindful webworker - stepped in it now at March 07, 2026 10:34 PM (l8w2w)

118 I don't even bother changing the clocks on the microwave and the stove.

As for my truck, I didn't change the clock on the stereo, because I knew I would have to change it back in a few months. I win.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at March 07, 2026 10:34 PM (0aYVJ)

119 *checks off 'seen COMM' as someone was asking about her this week*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 10:35 PM (zZu0s)

120 Diogenes at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (2WIwB)

16 So, Custer at the Alamo, huh?

OK
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (7D3Aa)

Forget it, he’s on a roll.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2026 10:35 PM (fSA1n)

121 I always forget the clock in the car until the next day.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 07, 2026 10:34 PM (wzUl9)

My truck has Sirius and can see about 26 sats in the sky and I have to set the time? WTFO

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 07, 2026 10:35 PM (gbOdA)

122 Bulleit rye is pretty solid, especially for the price. Their 10-yr bourbon is also nice. Haven't had any in a while, maybe will pour a bit for later tonight.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 10:35 PM (U/Byj)

123 I've never understood the time zones, lol.
I'm sure someone here will explain it.
Posted by: fourseasons at March 07, 2026 10:30 PM (3ek7K)

Are time zones a Zionist plot to confuse people? I'm just asking questions here.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 07, 2026 10:36 PM (QZzSm)

124 Affectation is the ridiculous effort of the ignorant to appear wise, the attempt of the barren soul to appear rich.
Posted by: mindful webworker - and the award goes to at March 07, 2026 10:00 PM (l8w2w)

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 10:36 PM (zZu0s)

125 I've got an old Sessions mantle clock, chimes on the hour and the half. Springing forward is easy, but falling back is a pendulum stopper.

Posted by: 13times at March 07, 2026 10:36 PM (uH6hO)

126 Hiway Star - longtime favorite of mine.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2026 10:37 PM (fSA1n)

127 16 So, Custer at the Alamo, huh?

OK
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (7D3Aa)

Forget it, he’s on a roll.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2026 10:35 PM (fSA1n)

A bagel or a croissant?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2026 10:37 PM (S/Y4j)

128 Oh, also, secure a supply of bourbon balls, doof.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 10:37 PM (zZu0s)

129 Get some Bulleit, Doof. I liked their Rye.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 10:33 PM (zZu0s)

Their rye is solid. It's my go to for cocktails when I'm out. Their regular bourbon is ok. I got 2 bottles of barrel strength bourbon at the Bulleit distillery a few years ago. Outstanding! Their 10 year bourbon is also quite good.

Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2026 10:37 PM (vk1lD)

130 Daylight Saving Time. I like the idea of moving the Sprin forward to 4pm on Friday.

The fall back could be Sunday evening.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at March 07, 2026 10:37 PM (qFwJc)

131 I left my car clock and bedside clock on DST in November. Replaced batteries in my p/u this winter and set the clock to standard time when I set it, and the stove and microwave need to be set. None of those clocks is at all difficult. I have my friends p/u here. (started as a borrow and now its living here cuz 'safer from theft there') That battery got rundown this summer and it lost its time, it took me months just to figure out how to change the radio station on its fancy system, its clock is still whacked, another friend thought she could figure out and had time to play with it as the passenger and she couldn't get it either. I need a youngster to pull up the how to on their smart phone I guess.

Posted by: PaleRider at March 07, 2026 10:37 PM (CFj4+)

132 127 16 So, Custer at the Alamo, huh?

OK
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (7D3Aa)

Forget it, he’s on a roll.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2026 10:35 PM (fSA1n)

A bagel or a croissant?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2026 10:37 PM (S/Y4j)

Kaiser.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 10:38 PM (zZu0s)

133 Is there an echo in here? lol

Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 10:38 PM (U/Byj)

134 106 Damn. I did not realize daylight savings was tomorrow.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 10:32 PM (zZu0s)

--------

Don't change your clocks just yet. Boasberg said he might cancel it.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2026 10:38 PM (nWPIJ)

135 please type you phone #
I will call you at 2 to set back

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 07, 2026 10:38 PM (gbOdA)

136 Oh, also, secure a supply of bourbon balls, doof.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 10:37 PM (zZu0s)

Why not, I did!

Posted by: Mme. La Guillotine at March 07, 2026 10:39 PM (1Ff7Z)

137 World's fastest talking man - just as impressive that he reads that fast.

"The Auctioneer," a 1956 country song by Leroy Van Dyke, co-written with Buddy Black, as performed by the late great Steve Goodman
https://youtu.be/mEqQI2KU5MY

Posted by: mindful webworker - opening bids at March 07, 2026 10:39 PM (l8w2w)

138 Are time zones a Zionist plot to confuse people? I'm just asking questions here.
Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 07, 2026 10:36 PM (QZzSm)

You're right, Tucker. They are some sort of plot to needlessly complicate shit and have the government display it's power over time. Again, pointlessly.

On the Joo stuff, youre on your own.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 10:40 PM (zZu0s)

139 Forget it, he’s on a roll.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2026 10:35 PM (fSA1n)

A bagel or a croissant?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2026 10:37 PM (S/Y4j)

Kaiser.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 10:38 PM (zZu0s)

Jelly

Posted by: r hennigantx at March 07, 2026 10:40 PM (gbOdA)

140 Feetloaf - watched 6 sec. Think I got the gist.
Posted by: mindful webworker - stepped in it now at March 07, 2026

***
If it had starred Charlize Theron, Margot Robbie, or Nicole Kidman, I'd have watched it all.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 07, 2026 10:40 PM (wzUl9)

141 Is there an echo in here? lol
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 10:38 PM (U/Byj)

Ha! When bourbon nerds get talking...

Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2026 10:40 PM (vk1lD)

142 Something pretty significant happened in Iran today, although few understand it.
The President of Iran today said it was a mistake to fire missiles at the country’s all around them and they would stop.
A few hours later the IRGC said he didn’t know what he was talking about and they fired a bunch of missiles at Bahrain.

The civilians, including the Ayatollahs, have lost all control over the Revolutionary Guards. They’re gonna do whatever they feel like doing, including starting wars with every country around them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2026 10:40 PM (fSA1n)

143 136 Oh, also, secure a supply of bourbon balls, doof.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 10:37 PM (zZu0s)

Why not, I did!
Posted by: Mme. La Guillotine at March 07, 2026 10:39 PM (1Ff7Z)

Oh, well fucking played.

*respectful golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 10:41 PM (zZu0s)

144 Will set the stove and microwave in the morning- bet I could do that on the home app if I bothered to look. My car does it by itself, and changes when you drive into different time zones, like magic. I have an Apple Watch, so that is automatic, too. My bracelet watch needs a battery so I can set it however I want, it won’t matter.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2026 10:41 PM (Wmg4n)

145 Oh, also, secure a supply of bourbon balls, doof.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 10:37 PM (zZu0s)

Got a box from Rebecca Ruth!

Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2026 10:41 PM (vk1lD)

146 Diogenes at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (2WIwB)

16 So, Custer at the Alamo, huh?

OK
Posted by: LRob in OK at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (7D3Aa)

Forget it, he’s on a roll.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2026 10:35 PM (fSA1n)
***

Hey!
I was talking about the rum drink.
someone, who shall remain nameless, just copied it all wrong.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2026 10:42 PM (2WIwB)

147 I was gonna say something about Custer at the Alamo, but I changed my clock the wrong direction, and now I'm late.

Posted by: RandomDave at March 07, 2026 10:42 PM (aJQbY)

148
Tom,

I've read that Trump said The Big One is coming.

Anyone know what it is?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 07, 2026 10:42 PM (3ek7K)

149 I certainly have no specific idea of how "command" and actual authority runs in Iran at the moment, but Pezeshkian (and most presidents) have never AFAIK had much authority over the IRGC's "military" operations. The contradictions and chaos just add to the dark comedy.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 10:43 PM (U/Byj)

150 I had that happen to me in the middle of a date once. Girl said it's time to move the clock forward. I asked her why since it was the middle of June. She said because she wanted the date to end sooner.
Posted by: OrangeEnt

zombie Rodney Dangerfield approves this message.

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2026 10:43 PM (VHUov)

151 With the IRGC out of control, it means any negotiations to end the conflict are off the table.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2026 10:43 PM (fSA1n)

152 Come to think of it, I have never changed the CST/CDT on my Casio sport watch. I use it only as a stopwatch, so the little display of clock time in the corner doesn't matter to me. Without looking, I don't know whether it'll be correct tomorrow, or is correct now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 07, 2026 10:43 PM (wzUl9)

153 So. What makes you stick recorders up your nose?
Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM

That's really weird. But this one time, at band camp....

Posted by: Michelle at March 07, 2026 10:43 PM (Wnv9h)

154 Feetloaf - watched 6 sec. Think I got the gist.
Posted by: mindful webworker

Any bets he has another video on pr0nhub making meat balls?

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2026 10:44 PM (VHUov)

155 43 So, uh, to when the Camel beauty contest can you get a leg up by sleeping with the judge?
Posted by: 18-1
---

The camel or the jockey?

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 10:44 PM (rCMWO)

156
148
Tom,

I've read that Trump said The Big One is coming.

Anyone know what it is?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 07, 2026 10

Tehran is currently on fire, all the oil processing plants were bombed. It looks apocalyptic.

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2026 10:44 PM (Wmg4n)

157 I've read that Trump said The Big One is coming.

Anyone know what it is?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 07, 2026 10:42 PM

I'm right here, you big dummy.

Posted by: Red Foxx at March 07, 2026 10:44 PM (Wnv9h)

158 "My car does it by itself, and changes when you drive into different time zones, like magic."

Yeah, magic. Heh heh.

Posted by: Big Penguin, watching and leaning at March 07, 2026 10:44 PM (vFG9F)

159 I've read that Trump said The Big One is coming.

Anyone know what it is?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 07, 2026 10:42 PM (3ek7K)

I’d like to see him drop Stacy “Tank” Abrams on them, but I doubt thats what he meant.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2026 10:45 PM (fSA1n)

160
Lol

Posted by: fourseasons at March 07, 2026 10:45 PM (3ek7K)

161 My truck has Sirius and can see about 26 sats in the sky and I have to set the time? WTFO
Posted by: r hennigantx at March 07, 2026

***
The Buick has Sirius, but I've never subscribed, so I have no idea what happens with it.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 07, 2026 10:45 PM (wzUl9)

162 Diogenes we moved to DS from Austin 2yrs ago and absolutely love it. Feel free to email if you have questions: aoshq at massideas dot net

Posted by: Massideas at March 07, 2026 10:46 PM (31+wr)

163 Tom,

I've read that Trump said The Big One is coming.

Anyone know what it is?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 07, 2026 10:42 PM (3ek7K)

***

The Paolo is, how you say, one who makes love, not war.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 07, 2026 10:47 PM (2WIwB)

164 The Jews fixed the time zones so they'd always be 7-10 hours behind the US, and that way they'd know what we did before we did it. I mean, it's obvious, really. That's how they keep making me look like a fool. As an American, I think that's disgusting, and you should too.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at March 07, 2026 10:47 PM (BI5O2)

165 "On the day of battle I am glad to have Texas soldiers with me for they are brave and gallant, but I never want to see them before or after, because they are too hard to control."

----- General Zachary Taylor, during the war with Mexico, September, 1846
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 10:01 PM (rCMWO)

The Missourian volunteers who marched West to help take California and wound up garrisoning Taos in time for the Taos rebellion were much the same sort of troops. Hard fighting in war, and in peace provoking the locals to rebel.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2026 10:47 PM (rbvCR)

166
Dripping Springs is better than Dripping Dicks.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 07, 2026 10:47 PM (3ek7K)

167 2 "On the day of battle I am glad to have Texas soldiers with me for they are brave and gallant, but I never want to see them before or after, because they are too hard to control."

----- General Zachary Taylor, during the war with Mexico, September, 1846
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 10:01 PM (rCMWO)

Sounds about right 😂

******************************

The way I heard the General Custer joke, they were at the Battle of Little Big Horn, the artist painted a bunch of piles of cow turds with haloes over them, and the tag line was, "Holy S*** - look at all those f***in' Indians!"

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 07, 2026 10:48 PM (SRRAx)

168 Feetloaf - watched 6 sec. Think I got the gist.
Posted by: mindful webworker

Any bets he has another video on pr0nhub making meat balls?
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2026 10:44 PM (VHUov)

Or bourbon balls

Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2026 10:48 PM (vk1lD)

169 I've read that Trump said The Big One is coming.

Anyone know what it is?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 07, 2026 10:42 PM (3ek7K)

Three Brothers Omniwash?

Tomato and Bacon on an Onion roll?

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at March 07, 2026 10:48 PM (1Ff7Z)

170 Yay, moving day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura -Z28.310 at March 07, 2026 10:48 PM (KZxLN)

171
Blanco,

I hope moving day is going well.

Posted by: fourseasons at March 07, 2026 10:49 PM (3ek7K)

172 Kind of exciting if you're staying at the Ramada in Beirut. Evil jooos just took out 4* IRGC Quds Force big-turbans with what looks like a fairly precise strike. Two rooms appear to have been hit. Inside hallway view shows minimal disruption and walls/doors not blown out (I think).

They've been doing these one-unit-in-a-highrise hits for some time. Damn impressive. Equally impressive is the apparently cluelessness of the Iranian gangsters. Staying in a hotel, rather than a series of safehouses? WTFF?

As Rabin said to us in a small briefing room decades ago when asked to explain Israel's history of military success, he said (with his great thick sabra accent) - "first, you must consider our enemies".

Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 10:50 PM (U/Byj)

173 25 *checks top 10ish comments*

Damn! Another assist.
What's a guy gotta do???
Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2026 10:07 PM (2WIwB)

Don't pass the puck so much
Posted by: Doof at March 07, 2026 10:10 PM (vk1lD)

You would say that ...

Posted by: Wayne Gretzky at March 07, 2026 10:50 PM (3sXRv)

174 I've read that Trump said The Big One is coming.

Anyone know what it is?

===

The Paolo is not what, the Paolo is who.

Posted by: The Paolo at March 07, 2026 10:50 PM (GD0B3)

175 zombie Rodney Dangerfield approves this message.
Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2026 10:43 PM (VHUov)

I was adjusting my tie as I typed it.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2026 10:51 PM (1Ff7Z)

176 Diogenes we moved to DS from Austin 2yrs ago and absolutely love it. Feel free to email if you have questions: aoshq at massideas dot net
Posted by: Massideas at March 07, 2026 10:46 PM (31+wr)

Thanxs.
Look for a note tomorrow. Still early days but the search is on. Probably somewhere between there and Fredericksburg.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2026 10:51 PM (2WIwB)

177 If Trump did not get red of daylight saving torture, no one ever will. We are condemned to live with this atrocity forever. Sad.

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2026 10:52 PM (GD0B3)

178 Tehran is currently on fire, all the oil processing plants were bombed. It looks apocalyptic.
Posted by: Piper at March

Saw today. That Israel/US are running more daily sorties than the entire coalition in Iraq 2

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2026 10:52 PM (YZ0Fo)

179 All Hail Eris, ya want some excitement? We've got different folks posting as The Paolo. Stay tuned!!

Posted by: LRob in OK at March 07, 2026 10:53 PM (7D3Aa)

180 Gas went up 90 cents here.

Posted by: NCKate at March 07, 2026 10:53 PM (uQzkA)

181 Massideas,
Actually just sent an email.
Phone still had some battery so I didn't have to get off my butt.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2026 10:54 PM (2WIwB)

182 Oh, the * was meant to denote a wait/see approach to actual identity of the deceased. Though reportedly they were taken to a Hezbollah-affiliated hospital.

(be if you went to the basement of that hospital, and possibly its secret sub-basements, you'd find some rather worried Hezb folks cowering)

Reportedly a Russian plane is taking 100+ IRGC and other official Iranians out of Beirut this morning. Israel publicly said 2 days ago that all IRGC and affiliated Iranian nationals better vamoose immediately. Apparently Israel has established some street cred for such warnings, somehow.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 10:54 PM (U/Byj)

183 Batman is on. It's the one with Julie Newmar as reformed Catwoman.
Meow.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2026 10:54 PM (vFG9F)

184 ...
The civilians, including the Ayatollahs, have lost all control over the Revolutionary Guards. They’re gonna do whatever they feel like doing, including starting wars with every country around them.
Posted by: Tom Servo

IRGC are loose cannons.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2026 10:55 PM (/lPRQ)

185 I'm just glad the clock in my truck will be right again for a few months...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at March 07, 2026 10:55 PM (/zCZM)

186 They've been doing these one-unit-in-a-highrise hits for some time. Damn impressive. Equally impressive is the apparently cluelessness of the Iranian gangsters. Staying in a hotel, rather than a series of safehouses? WTFF?

Free WIFI !

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2026 10:56 PM (/lPRQ)

187 IRGC are loose cannons.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2026 10:55 PM (/lPRQ)

IRGC loose cannons spent eternity in the box.

Posted by: Floorwalker at March 07, 2026 10:56 PM (1Ff7Z)

188
Lol Brewingfrog

Posted by: fourseasons at March 07, 2026 10:56 PM (3ek7K)

189 "Saw today. That Israel/US are running more daily sorties than the entire coalition in Iraq 2"

Not only is Iran about 5 times the population and multiples the size of Iraq, but its military-industrial assets and internal repression infrastructure and forces (IRGC) are many times the size of Iraq's before/after '91. There wasn't a lot of known important stuff to bomb by March 2003.

Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 10:57 PM (U/Byj)

190 A lot of leftists like Yglesias were moaning today about Trump making gas prices rise. Yglesias is a typical leftist idiot understands nothing.

As long as Iran remained a threat to the chokepoint of Hormuz, there would always be a risk premium. By permanently removing that risk, oil will go down and stay down once this is over.

The currrent prices are a short term inconvenience to reach a beneficial long term future.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2026 10:58 PM (fSA1n)

191 Is there an echo in here?

Posted by: mindful webworker - Is there an echo in here? at March 07, 2026 10:58 PM (l8w2w)

192 I'm just glad the clock in my truck will be right again for a few months...
Posted by: Brewingfrog

Looks at clock on the wall - it will be right again too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2026 10:59 PM (/lPRQ)

193 "I'm just glad the clock in my truck will be right again for a few months...
Posted by: Brewingfrog"

I don't care if the whole fucking world is not on my time. It's my reality and I'm sticking to it.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2026 10:59 PM (vFG9F)

194 OT.

NRA says Swedes made the best Mauser.
At Pixy, Powder Line pics has Trump with a hunting rifle, the same one that was topic of conversation the other night/day. The cocking handle is curved not straight. Looked through all images and could not find the rifle. NRA said the Swedes were very concerned with marksmanship and gun quality. What happened?

https://tinyurl.com/5dsj6ur2

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 10:59 PM (rCMWO)

195 8 year old girl deadlifts 180 at this years Arnold strongman classic

https://tinyurl.com/ddkahc6m

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2026 10:59 PM (YZ0Fo)

196 "Saw today. That Israel/US are running more daily sorties than the entire coalition in Iraq 2"

Not only is Iran about 5 times the population and multiples the size of Iraq, but its military-industrial assets and internal repression infrastructure and forces (IRGC) are many times the size of Iraq's before/after '91. There wasn't a lot of known important stuff to bomb by March 2003.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 10:57 PM (U/Byj)

They're about ready to capitulate to Iran! It's over. Short, fat Trump loses.

Posted by: Dox Vay at March 07, 2026 11:00 PM (1Ff7Z)

197 33 Has anyone seen Jerry Seinfeld in concert? Is he any good?

He is coming to our area in May, and I am thinking I might like to go see him.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 07, 2026 10:12 PM (SRRAx)

Hi Teresa...we saw him in FL and it was very good.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 07, 2026 11:00 PM (WONhk)

198 I'm watching the box set of Shinya Tsukamoto's films. The first two are the "Tetsuo" films and they are great. After that, he decided that his freak flag must be flown. OK, technically, as a cameraman, editor, director and designer he's terrific. But he might consider toning it down a bit.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 07, 2026 11:00 PM (CHHv1)

199 32 I just found a stuffed animal Saijo from Japan. It’s $60. Do I need this?
Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2026 10:12 PM (pZEOD)

You may not, but Saijo certainly does! 💕💕💕

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 07, 2026 11:01 PM (SRRAx)

200 As Rabin said to us in a small briefing room decades ago when asked to explain Israel's history of military success, he said (with his great thick sabra accent) - "first, you must consider our enemies".

Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 10:50 PM (U/Byj)

***

Years ago, young 2LT Diogenes was an escort officer for visiting Israelis at the Artillery School at Ft Sill.OK. The briefing officer at one display was showing them how a large training board worked to train forward observers and explained it was done in a very German countryside style.
The Israeli General just laughed and said, " We will not be fighting in Germany."

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2026 11:01 PM (2WIwB)

201 8 year old girl deadlifts 180 at this years Arnold strongman classic

https://tinyurl.com/ddkahc6m
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2026 10:59 PM (YZ0Fo)

Remember reading something years ago that lifting in adolescence ran the risk of closing growth plates prematurely. Hope she does not stunt her height.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 11:02 PM (zZu0s)

202 199 32 I just found a stuffed animal Saijo from Japan. It’s $60. Do I need this?
Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2026 10:12 PM (pZEOD)

You may not, but Saijo certainly does! 💕💕💕

He would love it!

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2026 11:02 PM (Wmg4n)

203 On the Joo stuff, youre on your own.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 10:40 PM (zZu0s)

Is it true that Israel is secretly controlled by the Jews?

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2026 11:02 PM (rbvCR)

204 And set the clocks back Monday morning at eight.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at March 07, 2026 11:02 PM (EXyHK)

205 Because I feel like whining...have had a cold that the baby gave some of us.

Pretty weird. It's like the cold is going backwards. This is the 4th day and the worst for sneezing and faucet nose and low grade fever.

I am enraged, of course, and also don't remember the last time I even had a fever. I thought I had won the 3 day war yesterday and surprise! Here's more!

I realize a cold is just a cold to some people, however I have MAN COLDS.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at March 07, 2026 11:03 PM (WONhk)

206 Speaking of grand, or maybe grandiose, movies, the 1963 Cleopatra w/ Burton and Taylor is on Movies! Good casting, I admit, with Rex Harrison as Julius Caesar and Roddy McDowall as the young Octavian. There are amazing scenes. The arrival of Cleopatra's barge at Alexandria (?) makes you think that, if you were standing there in thirty-something BC, it would have looked just like that. And McDowall shines as the "callow youth" that everyone thought Octavian was, until he emerged as the survivor from the civil wars.

Long film though.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 07, 2026 11:03 PM (wzUl9)

207 Police in Oslo, Norway have now confirmed that the U.S. Embassy was targeted earlier tonight by an explosive device, with the device detonating around 1:00 a.m. outside the consular entrance to the Embassy, resulting in minor injuries and damage, according to a statement provided to NRK by Oslo Police Chief Michael Delmer.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

Dumb-asses.
Supposed to wait until just before doors open Monday morning to get all those waiting in line for their visas.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2026 11:03 PM (/lPRQ)

208 I've read that Trump said The Big One is coming.

Anyone know what it is?

Posted by: fourseasons at March 07, 2026 10:42 PM (3ek7K)

Three Brothers Omniwash?

Tomato and Bacon on an Onion roll?
Posted by: Maxwell Smart at March 07, 2026 10:48 PM (1Ff7Z)

McDonald's is opening franchises all over Iran?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2026 11:03 PM (S/Y4j)

209 Dang worthless Cox. Once I post a comment, the internet goes down. Can't wait til google fiber comes in. They'll probably run Cox out of the area.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2026 11:03 PM (1Ff7Z)

210 Hey, I got a joke published on the ONT! And mine made sense!

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 07, 2026 11:04 PM (HYSlR)

211 I got up to see the Australian Grand Prix but suspect It will be the only race I watch the rest of the year unless I want to pay to see the rest of the season.

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2026 11:04 PM (Ia/+0)

212 Grace Slick plays the recorder well and did on several Airplane albums, but she used her mouth, not her nose.
Posted by: Passing Wind
---
Yer making fun of Stevie Nicks again.
----

I saw Stevie Nicks live on her solo tour. If you want to watch her, she has a talented band and a couple of backup singers that can hit the notes that she no longer can.

If you're a Fleetwood Mac fan...you might want to sit this one out. For a couple of reasons.

Her band doesn't have the "touch" that Fleetwood Mac does. If one of the guitarists has the distortion pedal at 7 for a rocker, its set at 7 for a softer song as well. As a result, a LOT of the nuance that Fleetwood Mac achieved gets lost.

The bigger problem I have is her treatment of Lindsey Buckingham.

Stevie had at least a DOZEN pictures included in her background screen of...Tom Petty. Another DOZEN of Christine McVie. A half dozen of...Joe Walsh.

Lindsey Buckingham? None...by himself. A "group" Fleetwood Mac photo...with Lindsey sitting on the floor the furthest away from the photographer.

Stevie would have never sniffed Fleetwood Mac without him. But sure, just pretend he didn't mean a damn thing to your career.

Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2026 11:04 PM (Cjcf6)

213 Diogenes - received and replied.

Posted by: Massideas at March 07, 2026 11:05 PM (31+wr)

214 Staying in a hotel, rather than a series of safehouses? WTFF?

====

they were there for a happy ending party !

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2026 11:05 PM (GD0B3)

215 Not to mention accidentally duping the entire thread in one's comment field. I miss that.

What happened to us, man?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes. at March 07, 2026 10:15 PM (kpS4V)
=========

I've been lurking/posting here since the blogspot days. I'm a bit heavier and none the wiser.

Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2026 11:05 PM (rj6Yv)

216 I am off to bed, enjoy the rest of the night!

Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2026 11:05 PM (Wmg4n)

217 Remember reading something years ago that lifting in adolescence ran the risk of closing growth plates prematurely. Hope she does not stunt her height.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

That's been mostly dispelled. There is some credence to that in squating. But not deadlift or pressing.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2026 11:06 PM (YZ0Fo)

218 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 07, 2026 11:03 PM (wzUl9)

You ever get my email about Minden LA, Wolfus? How about Avery's edits?

Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2026 11:06 PM (1Ff7Z)

219 Good evening morons and Слава двоим!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 07, 2026 11:08 PM (RIvkX)

220 >>The civilians, including the Ayatollahs, have lost all control over the Revolutionary Guards. They’re gonna do whatever they feel like doing, including starting wars with every country around them.
Posted by: Tom Servo
---

Trump referred to it as the bully who has been trying to take over losing and surrendering to its neighbors. That's gonna sting.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 11:08 PM (rCMWO)

221 The way I heard the General Custer joke, they were at the Battle of Little Big Horn, the artist painted a bunch of piles of cow turds with haloes over them, and the tag line was, "Holy S*** - look at all those f***in' Indians!"
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 07, 2026 10:48 PM (SRRAx)

I have the print of Edgar Paxon's Custer's Last Stand on the wall. Dad hung it in the living room and I got it when he passed.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2026 11:08 PM (rbvCR)

222 Saturday night beats !

https://tinyurl.com/4xxchads

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2026 11:09 PM (GD0B3)

223 Now "Star Trek The Animated Series" is on. I would like to see this redone Anime style, with maybe a cute Pikachu/Tribble type sidekick for Kirk.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2026 11:11 PM (vFG9F)

224 Hi, 2Ds! Thanks for the ONT!

Heh, my PTO balance was insufficient...

Posted by: Tarbender at March 07, 2026 11:12 PM (rdVOm)

225 Thanxs.
Look for a note tomorrow. Still early days but the search is on. Probably somewhere between there and Fredericksburg.
Posted by: Diogenes
--

It's a big area. Draw circles around your target point.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 11:13 PM (rCMWO)

226 Apple TV was taking time thinking of 1 free trial and missed 4 laps so bailing out and back in bed.
Have live timing and scoring on tablet

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2026 11:13 PM (Ia/+0)

227 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 07, 2026 11:03 PM (wzUl9)

You ever get my email about Minden LA, Wolfus? How about Avery's edits?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at March 07, 2026

***
Sure did, OE. I'll post on ALH about Avery -- good experience all around. As for Minden, I haven't looked it, or house prices there, up yet.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 07, 2026 11:13 PM (wzUl9)

228 There are amazing scenes. The arrival of Cleopatra's barge at Alexandria (?) makes you think that, if you were standing there in thirty-something BC, it would have looked just like that.”

Magnificent scene, and a loose recreation of something that actually happened. The first actual meeting of Antony and Cleopatra (for real, not in the movie) was when she recognized he would be useful, and she sailed a magnificent barge up to Tarsus, in Asia Minor where he was encamped with his troops. She dressed as the goddess Venus to dazzle him and everyone else there.

My other favorite scene is the procession into Rome, complete with a pyramid on wheels.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2026 11:13 PM (fSA1n)

229 Apparently Israel has established some street cred for such warnings, somehow.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 07, 2026 10:54 PM (U/Byj)

The word is that Israel not only traced the IRGC and leadership by the Iranian camera net, they also ID'd the people the regime killed and beaten in the streets and contacted the surviving relatives about acting as resources.
Those appear to have been calling in the positions of IRGC and leadership for the last week.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2026 11:13 PM (rbvCR)

230 Evening all,

SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink 17-18
SLC-4E - Vandenberg SFB - Space Affairs Live
Launch Date: March 8, 2026
Launch Time: 3:58 a.m. PDT (1058 UTC, 11:58 CET)

https://youtu.be/pkGOc2mHYy8

Alternative link if needed.

The Launch Pad

https://youtu.be/Wu2X8RjCjrg

Posted by: Joyenz at March 07, 2026 11:14 PM (2F0/Y)

231 I've never understood the time zones, lol.
I'm sure someone here will explain it.

Posted by: fourseasons

Something to do with sundials, high noon, and greedy railroad tycoons
.
Wesley should be here shortly with the details.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2026 11:14 PM (/lPRQ)

232 When 2am identifies as 3am - daylight trans time

Going to re-set the microwave.

Never use the hard-to-read clock on the coffee machine.

The old AM/FM clock radio will need resetting.

The little red pickemup will be left on real time.

The clock in the van will be Milady's choice.

Everything else is automagic.

The pets and the cattle will stay on natural time.

Daylight Saving Time: The Simple Alternative
How free people would handle the seasons
A short mindful thinkpiece webwork from 2023
https://bit.ly/no-dst

Posted by: mindful webworker - leave my clocks alooonnnne at March 07, 2026 11:14 PM (l8w2w)

233 Now "Star Trek The Animated Series" is on. I would like to see this redone Anime style, with maybe a cute Pikachu/Tribble type sidekick for Kirk.
Posted by: fd at March 07, 2026

***
Watch "Yesteryear" and "The Slaver Weapon." The rest of the episodes are pretty average for Trek, which meant in 1973 way above average for SAturday morning cartoon TV.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 07, 2026 11:14 PM (wzUl9)

234 The civilians, including the Ayatollahs, have lost all control over the Revolutionary Guards. They’re gonna do whatever they feel like doing, including starting wars with every country around them.
Posted by: Tom Servo
---

Trump referred to it as the bully who has been trying to take over losing and surrendering to its neighbors. That's gonna sting.

Which is why we should be airdropping fire arms for the civilians.
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2026 11:15 PM (YZ0Fo)

235

Posted by: raimondo
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That's retarded, even for you.

Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2026 11:15 PM (Cjcf6)

236 Born today: Chris White in 1943, bass guitarist and composer for The Zombies. The song I know best of theirs, Time Of The Season, was written by keyboardist Rod Argent; so here's a deep cut written by White, from their second album Odessey And Oracle:

The Zombies - Beechwood Park (Lyric Video)
https://youtu.be/J15hFQdCO5E

Also, Randy Guss, drummer for Toad The Wet Sprocket, was born today in 1967. He stopped touring in 2017 and left the band in 2020, due to osteogenesis imperfecta. I can only imagine that he had some good times with friendly ladies in the meantime, though, despite his apparent stature. No deep cut, just a top-20 hit from platinum album Fear:

Toad The Wet Sprocket - Walk On The Ocean
https://youtu.be/12bM1CqHoBY

Posted by: SciVo at March 07, 2026 11:15 PM (Sy6m/)

237 Rainmandodo!

Well, at least President (say his title!) Trump didn't get his slammed in the door, like a certain *other* prez. You know, that one who actually r@ped women...

Posted by: Tarbender at March 07, 2026 11:15 PM (rdVOm)

238 Thanks for the ONT, D's.

Posted by: scampydog at March 07, 2026 11:17 PM (41CYW)

239 I've never understood the time zones, lol.
I'm sure someone here will explain it.

Posted by: fourseasons

Something to do with sundials, high noon, and greedy railroad tycoons
.
Wesley should be here shortly with the details.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at

It's fake a gay manufacture to make it seem like it's the same "time" (amount of darkness) no matter where you live. I grew up in a county that didn't do DSL and it was great.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2026 11:17 PM (YZ0Fo)

240 Israel called up that hotel in Beirut and said “hello? Candygram for General Hassan Ben Sobah. Room number please?”

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 07, 2026 11:18 PM (fSA1n)

241 https://tinyurl.com/4rp8z34w

From no pasarian blog - It's okay, Tucker, everything is going to be alright" Sez TDS Treatment Center MD Trump; "Trust me; I'm a doctor"

A AI video but funny

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2026 11:19 PM (Ia/+0)

242 Israel called Hassan Dudrka Durka Jihadi, and like "Alo, habibi, wanna have a good time ?"

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2026 11:19 PM (GD0B3)

243 Is it true that Israel is secretly controlled by the Jews?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2026 11:02 PM (rbvCR)

Heh. I dunno. They're shifty.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 11:20 PM (zZu0s)

244 video out of Tehran looks like Götterdämmerung or something

https://x.com/TreyYingst/status/
2030443121595535594

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2026 11:21 PM (ZxPkt)

245 Rainmandodo!

Well, at least President (say his title!) Trump didn't get his slammed in the door, like a certain *other* prez. You know, that one who actually r@ped women...
----

Just to be helpful to Raimondo, I want to clarify your point.

Raimondo, he's talking about the *known* rapist Bill Clinton, not the *known* Kenyan Muslim fag known (these days) as Obama. The Kenyan Muslim fag probably never raped anyone because he's probably a catcher rather than a pitcher.

Glad I could help!

Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2026 11:21 PM (Cjcf6)

246 It doesn't matter what time anybody says it is, I will wake up tomorrow morning (hopefully) before daylight, but after the Tech Thread starts. I call that time "6:00".

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2026 11:21 PM (vFG9F)

247 Could be just what 'they' WANT us to think!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 11:21 PM (zZu0s)

248 ...and Hasan Durka Durka Jihadi, like "Are you blond and can you bring Scotch ?" and Israel , like "Yes, habibi, and I will bring a friend too!"

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2026 11:21 PM (GD0B3)

249 Variation of the first joke (circa 1979):

President Jimmy Carter, a priest, and a hippie are on a small plane when it develops engine trouble and starts going down. Pilot announces he's going down with the ship, but there are two parachutes in the back, so figure out the best way to divvy them out and good luck.

The hippie recommends drawing straws, but the priest rejects the idea as too close to gambling. As they discuss this, Jimmy Carter stands up, grabs a parachute and declares, "As President of the United States, I'm at least the smartest guy on this plane, therefore, I have the most to contribute the world and should survive this!" and he jumps out the door.

The priest watches him disappear into the clouds, turns to the hippie and says, "My son, I've lived a fruitful life while in this world, and I know what awaits me in the next. Take the remaining parachute and be a light to those that you encounter in your following days."

The hippie casually leans against the bulkhead and smiles at the priest: I think we'll be ok, Father. The smartest guy on this plane jumped out wearing my backpack"...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 07, 2026 11:21 PM (nbLIj)

250 The Kenyan Muslim fag probably never raped anyone because he's probably a catcher rather than a pitcher.

Glad I could help!
Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2026 11:21 PM (Cjcf6)

Objection! He may or may not have raped the chef he drowned.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 11:22 PM (zZu0s)

251 ...and then he exploded...

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2026 11:23 PM (GD0B3)

252 "He?"

*looks down at chest*

Yeah not like that Sweeney chick, but...

Posted by: Tarbender at March 07, 2026 11:24 PM (rdVOm)

253 .
.
Is this a thing:
.
https://xcancel.com/waymoproblems/status/2029006357190287834 ?
.
What about this:
.
https://voxday.net/2026/03/06/two-weeks-2/

Posted by: Marooned at March 07, 2026 11:24 PM (kt8QE)

254 Dammit, Janet!

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 11:25 PM (zZu0s)

255 I realize a cold is just a cold to some people, however I have MAN COLDS.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
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Take two aspirin. You'll be better in the morning.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 11:26 PM (rCMWO)

256 'Bout time I headed off to bed, all. Miss Linda needs me to drive her to a parade tomorrow, which I will cheerfully skip; so I may miss the latter part of the Book Thread.

And it won't get dark until seven p.m. Gah.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at March 07, 2026 11:26 PM (wzUl9)

257 Vicks Vaporub. Your Gran knew of what she spoke.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 11:26 PM (zZu0s)

258 Is this a thing:

==

No. next question.

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2026 11:27 PM (GD0B3)

259 Sooo...that cocktail recipe calls for:

Dark rum - check
Light rum - check
Rum - ??

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 07, 2026 11:28 PM (nbLIj)

260 Now is the time for all good little webworkers to clock out for the night. 🕥 Book reports are due tomorrow.

Youngsters can be amazing
https://youtu.be/dDTuQ3ACizw

G'nite, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - still nimble in my own head at March 07, 2026 11:28 PM (l8w2w)

261 I'm thinking of renaming Jerusalem Boomtown.

Not that anything's being damaged but the oft sound of intercepts is becoming a feature.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 07, 2026 11:28 PM (1o8D5)

262 So. What makes you stick recorders up your nose?
Posted by: Piper at March 07, 2026 10:09 PM (pZEOD)

Mouth is otherwise occupied?

Posted by: Kamala Harris at March 07, 2026 11:28 PM (8zz6B)

263 video out of Tehran looks like Götterdämmerung or something

https://x.com/TreyYingst/status/
2030443121595535594

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2026 11:21 PM (ZxPkt)
====

Hellacious, especially when I recall reading that Tehran's chronic water shortage is so severe, the regime is/WAS proposing to relocate the capital.

Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2026 11:29 PM (rj6Yv)

264 Voxday? Lol. It has the credibility of a crack whore living in a culvert.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2026 11:29 PM (vFG9F)

265 I'm going back to bed

Posted by: Skip at March 07, 2026 11:30 PM (Ia/+0)

266 Stay safe... Commander? Was that Bidens dog name before he went back to his home planet?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 11:30 PM (zZu0s)

267 Gas went up 90 cents here.
Posted by: NCKate

Remember, today's retail rate is based on what the price is expected to be when they refill their tanks. Retail gas is very low profit / high-volume so the retailer can lose their ass if it only goes up 5-10% when they have to refill the big tanks.
Retail goes down slow because there is no reason to lower price until the station across the road does... and then verify the price to refill.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2026 11:31 PM (/lPRQ)

268
Vicks Vaporub. Your Gran knew of what she spoke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I have pleasant memories of my Mom rubbing that on my chest when I had a cold. Almost 70 years ago.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2026 11:32 PM (Cqx++)

269 video out of Tehran looks like Götterdämmerung or something

https://x.com/TreyYingst/status/
2030443121595535594

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2026 11:21 PM (ZxPkt)

***
Working the French fry bar at MacDonalds in 2024, ending a 47 year war against us by Iran in 2026.
Ya just gotta follow your dreams!

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2026 11:32 PM (2WIwB)

270 Baby was little and had no teeth. How about slicing his steak or even a puree?
Posted by: Cruelty Knows No Bounds. at March 07, 2026 10:14 PM (oftw2)

A properly cooked filet mignon, with a cool center (extra blue), would have melted in that baby's mouth, and paired nicely with mamma's teat...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 07, 2026 11:33 PM (nbLIj)

271 31
Wake up, sheeple! Nothing is what it seems!

https://tinyurl.com/yvhr84rz
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Rush Limbaugh doing a spoken word version of 'The End' would be trippy.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2026 11:34 PM (PGK1w)

272 Voxday? Lol. It has the credibility of a crack whore living in a culvert.
Posted by: fd at March 07, 2026 11:29 PM (vFG9F)
===

Sal, at the "What's Going On In Shipping" YT channel, confirmed the time constraints with oil terminal tank farms nearly reaching their full capacity. At that point, wells are shut down and pumping pressure is released.

Posted by: mrp at March 07, 2026 11:34 PM (rj6Yv)

273 Is this a thing:

==

No. next question.
Posted by: runner at March 07, 2026 11:27 PM

***
Concur with runner.
It's BS.

Posted by: Diogenes at March 07, 2026 11:35 PM (2WIwB)

274 Nobody remember me.
The hot new girl named Iran just transferred to my high school.

Posted by: Ukraine at March 07, 2026 11:36 PM (XXK+d)

275 Wake up, sheeple! Nothing is what it seems!

https://tinyurl.com/yvhr84rz
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

It's true. I saw them with Elvis and 2pac in Hawaii.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2026 11:36 PM (YZ0Fo)

276 Bruce Springsteen apparently named his tour...go ahead, what would that bitch name his tour?

Yeah, its as bad as you would imagine.

"No Kings".

If anyone still pays for tickets to this bullshit artist's shows, they might as well be sending checks to the Communist party.

Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2026 11:37 PM (Cjcf6)

277 Nobody remember me.
The hot new girl named Iran just transferred to my high school.
Posted by: Ukraine at March 07, 2026 11:36 PM (XXK+d)

You were never more than a detention period 4.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 11:37 PM (zZu0s)

278 If anyone still pays for tickets to this bullshit artist's shows, they might as well be sending checks to the Communist party.
Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2026 11:37 PM (Cjcf6)

We do both.

Posted by: Aging AWFLs at March 07, 2026 11:39 PM (XXK+d)

279 Has anyone seen Jerry Seinfeld in concert? Is he any good?

He is coming to our area in May, and I am thinking I might like to go see him.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at March 07, 2026 10:12 PM (SRRAx)

Hi Teresa...we saw him in FL and it was very good.
Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat
===

Half way through yell, "Your stand-up on the TV show was better!".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2026 11:39 PM (/lPRQ)

280 Vicks Vaporub. Your Gran knew of what she spoke.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I have pleasant memories of my Mom rubbing that on my chest when I had a cold. Almost 70 years ago.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 07, 2026 11:32 PM (Cqx++)

Rub some just inside each nostril before bed. Best thing for your sinuses, head, and throat..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 07, 2026 11:39 PM (nbLIj)

281 Bruce Springsteen apparently named his tour...go ahead, what would that bitch name his tour?

Yeah, its as bad as you would imagine.

"No Kings".

If anyone still pays for tickets to this bullshit artist's shows, they might as well be sending checks to the Communist party.
Posted by: Crusader at March

Last I saw they were canceling a bunch of dates because no sales.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2026 11:39 PM (YZ0Fo)

282 Sooo...that cocktail recipe calls for:
Dark rum - check
Light rum - check
Rum - ??
Posted by: Joe Kidd

Papa bear, baby bear, mama bear?

Or, dealer's choice? I figure anyone who actually owns a bottle of "Creme de Banana" must have at least six different rums.

Posted by: mikeski does, anyway at March 07, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)

283 I'll bet dollars to donuts Vox Day won't have the strength of character to say how wrong all his b.s. was after this is wrapped up.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 07, 2026 11:40 PM (RIvkX)

284 Goombay Splash -- looks yummy, fruity. If I was a drinker, I'd give it a go. Or three.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at March 07, 2026 11:40 PM (+Z4Ez)

285 Remember reading something years ago that lifting in adolescence ran the risk of closing growth plates prematurely. Hope she does not stunt her height.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 07, 2026 11:02 PM (zZu0s)

Old wives tales ...

It's been debunked by numerous studies.

Additionally, the incidence of injury in powerlifting is amongst the lowest of any sport, and substantially lower than that of Soccer, Gymnastics, Football, etc ...

Posted by: browndog competes USAPL at March 07, 2026 11:41 PM (3sXRv)

286 A No Steens tour? I'd buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2026 11:41 PM (vFG9F)

287 Bruce Springsteen apparently named his tour...go ahead, what would that bitch name his tour?

Yeah, its as bad as you would imagine.

"No Kings".

If anyone still pays for tickets to this bullshit artist's shows, they might as well be sending checks to the Communist party.
Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2026 11:37 PM (Cjcf6)

Let me guess. It kicks off in London, at the invitation of King Charles III.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 07, 2026 11:41 PM (S/Y4j)

288 Vicks Vaporub doesn't smell like it used to.
They changed the formula.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 11:41 PM (rCMWO)

289 Putting aside his politics, I don’’t get the love for Springsteen. He’s like Bob Dylan but somehow even worse .

Posted by: Heroq at March 07, 2026 11:41 PM (XXK+d)

290 Drink of the Night

Tonight we drew the 5 of Clubs from our deck of playing card cocktails

Creme de banana?

Sounds kinda ghey

Posted by: Bartender Miklos declines at March 07, 2026 11:42 PM (Al4HM)

291 Nobody remember me.
The hot new girl named Iran just transferred to my high school.

Posted by: Ukraine
----

Everything about Ukraine has always been gay and fake. I woke up one day having barely heard of Ukraine only to find that apparently "we" were having garage sales and cookie sales to benefit "them". And not known to we-the-people then was the fact that a LOT of BOTH houses of Congress would make a TON of money off of supporting this BULLSHIT war,

Let Russia win. I trust Russia more than I trust the UK or France or ANY congressional member that made a handsome profit off of this conflict. There's a LOT of fake Republicans who were all in on this bullshit, and there was never a real risk to the United States. Those bullshit artists should be tossed out and left to search for their next careers (if not criminally prosecuted).

Posted by: Crusader at March 07, 2026 11:43 PM (Cjcf6)

292 Putting aside his politics, I don’’t get the love for Springsteen. He’s like Bob Dylan but somehow even worse .
Posted by: Heroq at March

He's a homeless man's bob seger.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2026 11:43 PM (YZ0Fo)

293 Putting aside his politics, I don’’t get the love for Springsteen. He’s like Bob Dylan but somehow even worse .
Posted by: Heroq

Dylan is multitudes better than that jagoff.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 07, 2026 11:43 PM (oHCVF)

294 I don't even get the love for Dylan.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2026 11:43 PM (vFG9F)

295 211 I got up to see the Australian Grand Prix but suspect It will be the only race I watch the rest of the year unless I want to pay to see the rest of the season.
Posted by: Skip

I'll just watch the highlights. I have enough subscription services. I like F1, but it's not my main interest (IMSA).

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2026 11:44 PM (PGK1w)

296 don't even get the love for Dylan.
Posted by: fd at

Great songwriter. Was big in the huge boomer movement? That's all I got

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2026 11:45 PM (YZ0Fo)

297 Rub some (Vaporub) just inside each nostril before bed. Best thing for your sinuses, head, and throat..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 07, 2026 11:39 PM (nbLIj)
-

This caused my intuitive med alert alarm to go off. So I asked Grok:

https://tinyurl.com/y2mphzyd

As Kamala would say: Don't!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 07, 2026 11:45 PM (1o8D5)

298 All the “legends” like Springsteen, Dyland, Billy Joel etc are meh to me. Maybe you had to be there in their prime to get it?

Posted by: Heroq at March 07, 2026 11:45 PM (XXK+d)

299 Ukraine had their 15 minutes of fame. Some folks got rich and now we move on. Everything is a scam.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2026 11:46 PM (vFG9F)

300 Take two aspirin. You'll be better in the morning.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 07, 2026 11:26 PM (rCMWO)

Concur.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 07, 2026 11:47 PM (oHCVF)

301 All the “legends” like Springsteen, Dyland, Billy Joel etc are meh to me. Maybe you had to be there in their prime to get it?
Posted by: Heroq

I saw Billy Joel Elton John face 2 face tour. It was a pretty great show.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2026 11:47 PM (YZ0Fo)

302 294 I don't even get the love for Dylan.
Posted by: fd at March 07, 2026 11:43 PM (vFG9F)

---------

He pushed the art of nasal singing to its greatest ever heights.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2026 11:47 PM (nWPIJ)

303 The word is that Israel not only traced the IRGC and leadership by the Iranian camera net, they also ID'd the people the regime killed and beaten in the streets and contacted the surviving relatives about acting as resources.
Those appear to have been calling in the positions of IRGC and leadership for the last week.
Posted by: Kindltot

Surviving family members need Starlinks, weapons, ammo, C4, tasers, zip ties, ballgags, and fish scalers.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2026 11:48 PM (/lPRQ)

304 "Maybe you had to be there in their prime to get it?
Posted by: Heroq"

Nope.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2026 11:48 PM (vFG9F)

305 Dylan was the next Woody Guthrie.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2026 11:48 PM (rbvCR)

306 Posted by: Marooned at March 07, 2026 11:24 PM (kt8QE)

So Vox Day has gone loonie-tunes. Sad.

There's something in the Minnesota air, apparently, that results in craziness and time spent in Italy doesn't help ...

Again, sad.

Posted by: lurk at March 07, 2026 11:48 PM (h0JFh)

307 Surviving family members need Starlinks, weapons, ammo, C4, tasers, zip ties, ballgags, and fish scalers.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher

No battle maces?

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2026 11:48 PM (YZ0Fo)

308 Half way through yell, "Your stand-up on the TV show was better!".
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2026 11:39 PM (/lPRQ)
=====

Stand up and shout, "Jerry! hello!" Like Uncle Leo.

And then just tell them you were "old and confused."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 07, 2026 11:49 PM (RIvkX)

309 Saturday night jam got cancelled, booo. But I can now be here early tonight, yayyyyy. Not early enough to know wtf is going on though, booo. But, I don't give a shit because I have bourbon, yayyyyy.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2026 11:49 PM (snZF9)

310 I was there in BOC's prime. I got that.

Posted by: fd at March 07, 2026 11:49 PM (vFG9F)

311 276 Bruce Springsteen apparently named his tour...go ahead, what would that bitch name his tour?

Yeah, its as bad as you would imagine.

"No Kings".

If anyone still pays for tickets to this bullshit artist's shows, they might as well be sending checks to the Communist party.
Posted by: Crusader

Didn't he break his hip recently? I'm fine with this. He's long since hit the 'old man yells at clouds' stage.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 07, 2026 11:50 PM (PGK1w)

312 Dylan was a poet. Most covers of his songs were better than his version with the exception of his Blood on the Tracks album.

Posted by: Cosda at March 07, 2026 11:50 PM (hgNzj)

313 I don't get the Beatles

Posted by: NCKate at March 07, 2026 11:50 PM (uQzkA)

314 Saturday night jam got cancelled, booo. But I can now be here early tonight, yayyyyy. Not early enough to know wtf is going on though, booo. But, I don't give a shit because I have bourbon, yayyyyy.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

USA won the baseball game, Tehran is on fire, bob dylan sucks. You're caught up.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2026 11:50 PM (YZ0Fo)

315 Surviving family members need Starlinks, weapons, ammo, C4, tasers, zip ties, ballgags, and fish scalers.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2026 11:48 PM (/lPRQ)

They can do more with a callsign, and a starlink to call in strikes

Posted by: Kindltot at March 07, 2026 11:51 PM (rbvCR)

316 The Kenyan Muslim fag probably never raped anyone because he's probably a catcher rather than a pitcher.

Glad I could help!
Posted by: Crusader
===

Maybe he raped that poor man with his anus?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2026 11:51 PM (/lPRQ)

317 Saturday night jam got cancelled, booo.

===

The best jams right now are house to the tune of Trump's "Ayatollah is dead, he died like a dog."

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2026 11:51 PM (GD0B3)

318 I don’’t get the love for Springsteen. He’s like Bob Dylan but somehow even worse.
Posted by: Heroq

"McDonald's." For both of them.

Popularity not due to quality, but ubiquity and corporatism and such. Everyone can at least tolerate it, even if nobody loves it.

"And they call you a genius, cause you're easier to sell" -- Marillion

Posted by: mikeski at March 07, 2026 11:51 PM (VHUov)

319 The word is that Israel not only traced the IRGC and leadership by the Iranian camera net, they also ID'd the people the regime killed and beaten in the streets and contacted the surviving relatives about acting as resources.
Those appear to have been calling in the positions of IRGC and leadership for the last week.
Posted by: Kindltot

Surviving family members need Starlinks, weapons, ammo, C4, tasers, zip ties, ballgags, and fish scalers.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2026 11:48 PM (/lPRQ)

Pear of Anguish... can't forget the Pear of Anguish.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2026 11:51 PM (snZF9)

320 Didn't he break his hip recently? I'm fine with this. He's long since hit the 'old man yells at clouds' stage.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Rich man screams about how communism is great.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2026 11:51 PM (YZ0Fo)

321 311 276 Bruce Springsteen apparently named his tour...go ahead, what would that bitch name his tour?

Yeah, its as bad as you would imagine.

"No Kings".

---------

Rumor has it that DeNiro has been signed to the tour to play lead triangle.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at March 07, 2026 11:52 PM (nWPIJ)

322 313 I don't get the Beatles
Posted by: NCKate at March 07, 2026 11:50 PM (uQzkA)

Same.

Oddly one of my kids who is in HS is really into them. They’ve become cool with the yuutes it seems.

Posted by: Heroq at March 07, 2026 11:52 PM (XXK+d)

323 You know who else was a poet?

Posted by: Jeltz at March 07, 2026 11:52 PM (vFG9F)

324 Stringsteen been shit fo long long years

Rayciss too

Honk on this Brucey

Posted by: Miklos for the Estate of Clarence Clemmons at March 07, 2026 11:53 PM (Al4HM)

325 >All the “legends” like Springsteen, Dyland, Billy Joel etc are meh to me. Maybe you had to be there in their prime to get it?
Posted by: Heroq
----

I was there
didn't get it

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2026 11:53 PM (ZxPkt)

326 Isn't it unpatriotic to wish defeat or surrender on American forces under fire? President Franpsycho would drop such people into the sea.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 07, 2026 11:53 PM (RIvkX)

327 It’s easy to be a communist when you’re rich. Just ask Bernie Sanders.

Posted by: Heroq at March 07, 2026 11:54 PM (XXK+d)

328 Oddly one of my kids who is in HS is really into them. They’ve become cool with the yuutes it seems.
Posted by: Heroq

I have many wide 70s ties for sale

100% polyester, guaranteed

Posted by: Miklos doing generational style arbitrage at March 07, 2026 11:54 PM (Al4HM)

329 It’s easy to be a communist when you’re rich.

==

it is important to be humble and to remember the little people

Posted by: runner at March 07, 2026 11:55 PM (GD0B3)

330 don't get the Beatles
Posted by: NCKate at March

I was not around for the Beatles. But I loved them as I was growing up. Now I like them. To me what i liked about them is how they were able to r transition over their popularity. And do innovative things.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2026 11:55 PM (YZ0Fo)

331 Is this a thing:

==

Use of cancel ?
Outstanding !!!

The linked article?
Meh.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 07, 2026 11:55 PM (/lPRQ)

332 In 1973 I heard a band called ZZ Top, and haven't needed much else since

Posted by: Don Black at March 07, 2026 11:55 PM (ZxPkt)

333 Of the acts mentioned, I love the early Beatles stuff, before the drugs, nothing of Dylan, and Born To Run is the only Springsteen song I won't change the station for.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at March 07, 2026 11:55 PM (HYSlR)

334 You know who else was a poet?
Posted by: Jeltz at March 07, 2026 11:52 PM (vFG9F)

Gruntbuggly!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 07, 2026 11:55 PM (8zz6B)

335 Boy F. listens to George and John frequently but never the Beatles.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 07, 2026 11:56 PM (RIvkX)

336 100% polyester, guaranteed
Posted by: Miklos doing generational style arbitrage
-----------

/!\keep away from heat or flame

Posted by: Tarbender at March 07, 2026 11:56 PM (rdVOm)

337 In 1973 I heard a band called ZZ Top, and haven't needed much else since
Posted by: Don Black

They are playing here next month

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2026 11:56 PM (YZ0Fo)

338 I figure anyone who actually owns a bottle of "Creme de Banana" must have at least six different rums.
Posted by: mikeski does, anyway at March 07, 2026 11:40 PM (VHUov)

I currently have light, dark, and Diplomatico in my cabinet. That last one ain't going anywhere near creme de banana...

Oh lookyhere, I just came across a cocktail called The Shining. It calls for light, dark and red rum...

I'll show myself - Hey with the hands! I said I'll show myself out!

(door slams)

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 07, 2026 11:57 PM (nbLIj)

339 USA won the baseball game, Tehran is on fire, bob dylan sucks. You're caught up.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 07, 2026 11:50 PM (YZ0Fo)

Nice recap, cool.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 07, 2026 11:58 PM (snZF9)

340 don't get the Beatles
Posted by: NCKate at March

Me neither, man

Posers

*snaps fingers rhythmically*

Posted by: Maynard G. Krebs at March 07, 2026 11:59 PM (Al4HM)

341 I get zero percent of modern music. I'm in my 40s and music has been crap since definitely the last 25 years.

Posted by: NCKate at March 08, 2026 12:00 AM (uQzkA)

342 At one time my wife was so fucked up that she set half the clocks one hour ahead and the others one hour behind.

I was very confused.

Posted by: pawn at March 08, 2026 12:00 AM (iQdLI)

343 I was there in BOC's prime. I got that.
----

I had the pleasure of seeing Blue Oyster Cult twice. They were *amazing*. I saw them first circa 1985 opening for Rush, and then again circa 1995 opening for the Allman Brothers. Those cats could really play.

Posted by: Crusader at March 08, 2026 12:01 AM (Cjcf6)

344 /!\keep away from heat or flame
Posted by: Tarbender

Mothballs are not inflammable

Posted by: King of Stuff in Storage Miklos at March 08, 2026 12:01 AM (Al4HM)

345 Isn't it unpatriotic to wish defeat or surrender on American forces under fire? President Franpsycho would drop such people into the sea.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 07, 2026 11:53 PM (RIvkX)

President berserker would make Pinochet Skeet a national pastime. Winners get to compete in machine gun pinata.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2026 12:01 AM (snZF9)

346 I saw ZZ Top several times, the last a couple of years ago. The bass player had passed and his bass tech had taken over. It was just not the same. Maybe it was the venue, I dunno.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2026 12:01 AM (vFG9F)

347 I vote we just get rid of clocks. Let AI pay attention to that shit.

Posted by: Reforger at March 08, 2026 12:02 AM (rpbjO)

348 March 6

The Convention met pursuant to adjournment. This day intelligence was received of the fall of the Alamo. The accounts state that the place was carried by assault on the morning of the 6th inst., and that the whole garrison were put to the sword. Col. Travis, Col. Bowie, and Davy Crockett are said to have fallen. The information produced a deep sensation in the Convention. The members seemed stunned by the intelligence. It is a severe blow. The enemy are represented as advancing in great force.

The country is in the utmost alarm. The roads are crowded with fugitives. Women and children are flying from their homes. The scene is distressing in the extreme. Yet amidst all this the Convention continues its deliberations. The organization of the Government proceeds. It is felt that there must be no delay. The country must have a Government.

---- William Fairfax Gray, "From Virginia to Texas, 1835–1836: Diary of Col. Wm. Fairfax Gray" , March 1–6 entries

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 08, 2026 12:02 AM (rCMWO)

349 Wow we are currently running 100 refueling planes.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 08, 2026 12:02 AM (YZ0Fo)

350 do you know who is really going to hurt under $100/barrel oil? Probably Europe. Especially since Russia just said they are considering cutting the Gas off, finally.
China too. They were used to getting it discount from Iran and Venezuela.
And Russia too. They were not offsetting their old market volume by shipping through India under the table.

Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2026 12:02 AM (rbvCR)

351 saw ZZ Top several times, the last a couple of years ago. The bass player had passed and his bass tech had taken over. It was just not the same. Maybe it was the venue, I dunno.
Posted by: fd at March

They gotta be pushing 75-80

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 08, 2026 12:03 AM (YZ0Fo)

352 President berserker would make Pinochet Skeet a national pastime. Winners get to compete in machine gun pinata.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

can haz Skeet Surfing????

Posted by: Miklos in the Val Kilmer role at March 08, 2026 12:04 AM (Al4HM)

353 BOC, Dayton, 1977. What a show. I don't think I ever went to a better concert. Even Zappa.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2026 12:04 AM (vFG9F)

354 President berserker would make Pinochet Skeet a national pastime. Winners get to compete in machine gun pinata.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2026 12:01 AM (snZF9)
====

I like where you're going with this. Let's workshop it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 08, 2026 12:04 AM (RIvkX)

355 343 I was there in BOC's prime. I got that.
----

I had the pleasure of seeing Blue Oyster Cult twice. They were *amazing*. I saw them first circa 1985 opening for Rush, and then again circa 1995 opening for the Allman Brothers. Those cats could really play.
Posted by: Crusader

Interesting mix there; kind of like Deep Purple opening for Widespread Panic.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at March 08, 2026 12:04 AM (PGK1w)

356 They gotta be pushing 75-80
Posted by: BruceWayne

can't drive 65

Posted by: another famous American musical item at March 08, 2026 12:05 AM (Al4HM)

357 President berserker would make Pinochet Skeet a national pastime. Winners get to compete in machine gun pinata.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2026 12:01 AM (snZF9)
====

I like where you're going with this. Let's workshop it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Can we put it on an island and televise it?

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 08, 2026 12:05 AM (YZ0Fo)

358 Tonight is the last time our cousins in Vancouver are changing their clocks, BC is opting out of Daylight savings.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 08, 2026 12:06 AM (RIvkX)

359 I like where you're going with this. Let's workshop it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 08, 2026 12:04 AM (RIvkX)

Yes, I have many ideas. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2026 12:06 AM (snZF9)

360 I like where you're going with this. Let's workshop it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Lets validate this through the stakeholders

Posted by: MBA Miklos at March 08, 2026 12:07 AM (Al4HM)

361 I listened to some Phish toe other day. I tried to like it, like the Dead. Failed.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2026 12:07 AM (vFG9F)

362 Tonight is the last time our cousins in Vancouver are changing their clocks, BC is opting out of Daylight savings.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at

So they won't know the real time when the government kills em.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 08, 2026 12:07 AM (YZ0Fo)

363 They gotta be pushing 75-80
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 08, 2026 12:03 AM (YZ0Fo)

The Gibson Les Paul walkers are cool, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2026 12:08 AM (8zz6B)

364 Some moron this week was comparing BOC and ABBA. I think Dark Litigator.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 08, 2026 12:08 AM (RIvkX)

365 listened to some Phish toe other day. I tried to like it, like the Dead. Failed.
Posted by: fd at

I have never liked any jam band. Guess I don't get it.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 08, 2026 12:08 AM (YZ0Fo)

366 First time I heard ZZ Topp was in ‘77, when I heard LaGrange for the first time and fell in love with their sound.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2026 12:09 AM (fSA1n)

367 Tonight is the last time our cousins in Vancouver are changing their clocks, BC is opting out of Daylight savings.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 08, 2026 12:06 AM (RIvkX)

The Dippers are going all-in on Moonlight Wasting instead.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2026 12:09 AM (8zz6B)

368 I don't get the Beatles
Posted by: NCKate

It helps to be the first big "X," for any "X." They were good musically, but they were the First Big Pop/Rock-n-Roll Band.

If they had appeared in 1975 or 1995, where they would have had a lot of competition, instead of in 1960, they might have been as big as Abba or Oasis. Still "big," but not "worldwide phenomenon that people write history books about."

Posted by: mikeski at March 08, 2026 12:10 AM (VHUov)

369 I have never liked any jam band. Guess I don't get it.
Posted by: BruceWayne

Me neither

But the Smuckers would be a good name for a jam band

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at March 08, 2026 12:10 AM (Al4HM)

370 The best ZZ Top concert I went to, they were lowered from the ceiling on cables at the start, fuzzy guitars and all. That was the Sharp Dressed Man era.

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2026 12:10 AM (vFG9F)

371 can haz Skeet Surfing????

Posted by: Miklos in the Val Kilmer role at March 08, 2026 12:04 AM (Al4HM)

Surfing takes skill. Would you settle for flak gun parasailing?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2026 12:10 AM (snZF9)

372 Pear of Anguish... can't forget the Pear of Anguish.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

I did forget the deer plug, but pear is close enough.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at March 08, 2026 12:10 AM (/lPRQ)

373 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Been meaning to tell you your Marlee Marlin joke the other day killed me. I laughed for like 10 min.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 08, 2026 12:10 AM (YZ0Fo)

374 354 President berserker would make Pinochet Skeet a national pastime. Winners get to compete in machine gun pinata.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2026 12:01 AM (snZF9)
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I like where you're going with this. Let's workshop it.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
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Traitors + trebuchet + some assembly = Pull!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at March 08, 2026 12:10 AM (rCMWO)

375 Tonight is the last time our cousins in Vancouver are changing their clocks, BC is opting out of Daylight savings.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Chinese New Year

Posted by: Miklos does not believe much in Coincidence at March 08, 2026 12:11 AM (Al4HM)

376 Belated note I intended to make a few hours ago... that 'flight', since it's shaped like a boat, makes me thing, "You sunk my battleship!"

Posted by: RandomDave at March 08, 2026 12:12 AM (aJQbY)

377 Cats=demons

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 08, 2026 12:12 AM (CHHv1)

378 Oldest video of BOC live is Paris, 1975. Supposedly Mick Jagger was there. Oldest video of Judas Priest is also 1975. Not nearly as developed at that point in the band's history.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 08, 2026 12:12 AM (KAi1n)

379 Traitors + trebuchet + some assembly = Pull!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends

Can I interest you in a huge wall in front of the trebuchet?

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 08, 2026 12:12 AM (YZ0Fo)

380 Been meaning to tell you your Marlee Marlin joke the other day killed me. I laughed for like 10 min.
Posted by: BruceWayne

GLARE GLARE GLARE

Posted by: Marleen, Darleen, Charleen and Bubba Jr. at March 08, 2026 12:13 AM (Al4HM)

381 I saw ZZ Top open for Ten Years After at Winterland back in the 70's. Best show I ever saw. Nobody knew who ZZ Top was then.

Posted by: wth at March 08, 2026 12:13 AM (BT3km)

382 I listened to some Phish toe other day. I tried to like it, like the Dead. Failed.
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I've never understood the Dead. There's zero distortion. There's zero overdrive. There's zero chance that one of them will just LAUNCH into a crazy SEARING guitar solo that will wipe us all out. Its just 15 minutes for each song where each of them will do *tame* garbage that nobody loses their minds over.

But HEY, POT!

Come on man, pot is everywhere now. And back when it wasn't everywhere, there was more *suspense* in a Blue Oyster Cult set than in the best Dead set.

Posted by: Crusader at March 08, 2026 12:13 AM (Cjcf6)

383 GLARE GLARE GLARE
Posted by: Marleen, Darleen, Charleen and Bubba Jr

Hey miklos, take it up with AOP!

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 08, 2026 12:15 AM (YZ0Fo)

384 Surfing takes skill. Would you settle for flak gun parasailing?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2026 12:10 AM (snZF9)

Throw in the helicopter, but give them a sporting chance. "We're going to throw yout the door of this chopper, but we'll strap a wing suit on you."

So the chopper reaches the drop zone, and they dress the "droppees" in coveralls with Buffalo Wild Wings stapled onto them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2026 12:15 AM (8zz6B)

385 Surfing takes skill. Would you settle for flak gun parasailing?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

WANT the 40 mm Bofors

WILL ACCEPT the 20 mm Oerlikons

Posted by: Miklos is flaksable at March 08, 2026 12:15 AM (Al4HM)

386 Oldest video of BOC live is Paris, 1975. Supposedly Mick Jagger was there. Oldest video of Judas Priest is also 1975. Not nearly as developed at that point in the band's history.

Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 08, 2026 12:12 AM (KAi1n)

I can't listen to Rocka Rolla.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2026 12:15 AM (snZF9)

387 Belated note I intended to make a few hours ago... that 'flight', since it's shaped like a boat, makes me thing, "You sunk my battleship!"
Posted by: RandomDave

Heh, it's even the four-peg one, so it is the battleship.

Posted by: mikeski at March 08, 2026 12:15 AM (VHUov)

388 Tonight is the last time our cousins in Vancouver are changing their clocks, BC is opting out of Daylight savings.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at

So they won't know the real time when the government kills em.
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Should be a "best post" winner for next week...or whatever week Saturday's posts occur on.

Posted by: Crusader at March 08, 2026 12:16 AM (Cjcf6)

389 It's fine for background music, I guess. The Phish songs I heard seemed to have no direction, like no one asked "What's the story?".

Posted by: fd at March 08, 2026 12:17 AM (vFG9F)

390 The Dead. No. Phish. No. Dave Matthews. A big hell no.

Posted by: NCKate at March 08, 2026 12:18 AM (uQzkA)

391 This caused my intuitive med alert alarm to go off. So I asked Grok:

https://tinyurl.com/y2mphzyd

As Kamala would say: Don't!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at March 07, 2026 11:45 PM (1o8D5)

News to me. But then, the amount I'm talking about probably doesn't rise to that risk level. The times that I've needed it, I slept like a log, and when you're sick, that's your best chance of functioning the next day.

I suppose you can get a similar benefit by rubbing a bit just above the mustache line so there's no danger of aspirating it. And I get that people are idiots and will think, "if a little is good, then a lot is better", so, if you have thoughts of employing a paint gun for this application, just...don't...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at March 08, 2026 12:19 AM (nbLIj)

392 It's fine for background music, I guess. The Phish songs I heard seemed to have no direction, like no one asked "What's the story?".
Posted by: fd at March

I saw one. Where John Mayer played with them. And I was just like. Ya he's a great guitarist. Y'all are boring. Plus I can't stand Trey Anastasio's voice. At least Jerry Garcia had a pleasant voice.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 08, 2026 12:19 AM (YZ0Fo)

393 Lets validate this through the stakeholders
Posted by: MBA Miklos at March 08, 2026 12:07 AM (Al4HM)
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The shareholders? The shareholders are idiots!

Posted by: Hudsucker at March 08, 2026 12:19 AM (RIvkX)

394 K Pop. WTF no no no.

Posted by: NCKate at March 08, 2026 12:20 AM (uQzkA)

395 The Dead. No. Phish. No. Dave Matthews. A big hell no.
Posted by: NCKate at

I grew up during the DMB era. Just lord no. I don't even think anyone liked them. It was just cool to like them.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 08, 2026 12:20 AM (YZ0Fo)

396 Tonight is the last time our cousins in Vancouver are changing their clocks, BC is opting out of Daylight savings.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I'm waiting for our "betters" in congress to decide to stop one of the two Daylight Saving time changes, but keep the other.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at March 08, 2026 12:21 AM (S/Y4j)

397 I've never understood the Dead. There's zero distortion. There's zero overdrive. There's zero chance that one of them will just LAUNCH into a crazy SEARING guitar solo that will wipe us all out. Its just 15 minutes for each song where each of them will do *tame* garbage that nobody loses their minds over.

But HEY, POT!

Come on man, pot is everywhere now. And back when it wasn't everywhere, there was more *suspense* in a Blue Oyster Cult set than in the best Dead set.

Posted by: Crusader at March 08, 2026 12:13 AM (Cjcf6)

I would rather have ball surgery with a rusty soup can lid than sit through a dead show. I have heard them referred to as a jug band. No frigging clue what that means. Maybe its Latin for "low intensity aimless jam"

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2026 12:22 AM (snZF9)

398 We will not be patronizing the New Year's parade this year because the CCP-loving Chinese Chamber of Commerce made Elaine Giu the Grand Marshal.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 08, 2026 12:23 AM (RIvkX)

399 I would rather have ball surgery with a rusty soup can lid than sit through a dead show. I have heard them referred to as a jug band. No frigging clue what that means. Maybe its Latin for "low intensity aimless jam"
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads

Like a jug with 3Xs on it and a washboard? Cause I'd prefer that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 08, 2026 12:23 AM (YZ0Fo)

400 I saw one. Where John Mayer played with them. And I was just like. Ya he's a great guitarist. Y'all are boring. Plus I can't stand Trey Anastasio's voice. At least Jerry Garcia had a pleasant voice.
Posted by: BruceWayne at March 08, 2026 12:19 AM (YZ0Fo)

The Dead's studio albums are pretty good. Edited so the songs are short enough for radio airplay.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2026 12:23 AM (8zz6B)

401 I like how some of the cartoonists draw an ayatola / with his turban looking like a mushroom cloud

Posted by: Lord Percy at March 08, 2026 12:24 AM (NO/Iy)

402 "I have heard them referred to as a jug band. No frigging clue what that means."

You'd be surprised.

Posted by: Emmett Otter at March 08, 2026 12:24 AM (vFG9F)

403 Come on man, pot is everywhere now. And back when it wasn't everywhere, there was more *suspense* in a Blue Oyster Cult set than in the best Dead set.
Posted by: Crusader at March 08, 2026 12:13 AM (Cjcf6)
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I bet you like Yoko's singing.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 08, 2026 12:24 AM (RIvkX)

404 We will not be patronizing the New Year's parade this year because the CCP-loving Chinese Chamber of Commerce made Elaine Giu the Grand Marshal.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I Do not hold making money against anyone. Get your paycheck. But if you're Chinese then be Chinese. And gtfo. Also it was completely clear that she only cares about herself and her brand. She also faked hate crimes at Stanford. She can FOAD for all I care.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 08, 2026 12:26 AM (YZ0Fo)

405 Nah, the most hated band of that era was the Countjng fucking crowes. With that shitty, pretentious e. Fuck you guys. And fuck Mr Jones. Hope they all die in a tragic bathhouse fire.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 08, 2026 12:26 AM (zZu0s)

406 Another hated one, the Jug Band Mungo Jerry.

Thats jug band. Gah.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at March 08, 2026 12:27 AM (zZu0s)

407 Like a jug with 3Xs on it and a washboard? Cause I'd prefer that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 08, 2026 12:23 AM (YZ0Fo)

Very well could be what it means. A non serious jam for the sake of playing. I can almost see it..almost. Almost what I do at casa berserker on saturday night, but much more intense with hiher energy music. An hour of Rush, then 3 hours of metal. Its really to keep people in shape until the next project forms.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 08, 2026 12:28 AM (snZF9)

408 The Dead's studio albums are pretty good. Edited so the songs are short enough for radio airplay.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I could maybe see that. The blues influence shows up. Just can't take the 15min songs. And in my experience the dead heads hate the studio albums.

Posted by: BruceWayne at March 08, 2026 12:28 AM (YZ0Fo)

409 But HEY, POT!

Umm, for the Dead, that's "But HEY, ACID!"

Posted by: Dark Litigator at March 08, 2026 12:28 AM (KAi1n)

410 At least Josey and the Pussycats really had jugs.

Posted by: Emmett Otter at March 08, 2026 12:29 AM (vFG9F)

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