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The US and Israel Have Launched Military Strikes to Take out the Iranian Government

News is breaking fast.

Much of the Iranian leadership is alleged to now be dead or to have fled.

Donald Trump: “When we are finished, take over your government. It will be yours to take. This will be probably your only chance for generations. For many years, you have asked for America’s help, but you never got it.”

Benjamin Netanyahu: “Our joint operation will create the conditions for the brave Iranian people to take their fate into their own hands.”

Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at 06:36 AM




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1 47 years of them doing a heccin act of war on us again and again. Time to put an end to all of it

Posted by: deepelemblues at February 28, 2026 06:39 AM (AQ30M)

2 And right on time the AP leads with "attack on girls school in Iran".

Posted by: DeusExMachina at February 28, 2026 06:41 AM (cmlrb)

3 Yes; I find dubious anything the AP says.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2026 06:42 AM (ix8EF)

4 I wonder if part of the timing was to learn more about Iranian terror cells in the US that the Biden policies let in.

Posted by: JTB at February 28, 2026 06:43 AM (yTvNw)

5 “ For the kingdom of God is not a matter of talk but of power.”

1 Corinthians 4:20

Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2026 06:43 AM (fnAaR)

6 we have been inviting Iran to back up their threats for 50 years now.........what with dick pills more widely available I thought the m00hamedans would finally get it up........

I am disappoint.....

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 28, 2026 06:44 AM (jrgJz)

7 I see Iran hit a base in Bahrain.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 28, 2026 06:45 AM (gbOdA)

8 Winner winner! Chicken dinner!

Posted by: Oh Hellz ya! at February 28, 2026 06:45 AM (FDqrU)

9 God bless America and Israel.

Posted by: Goddessoftheclassroom at February 28, 2026 06:46 AM (USyCi)

10 Posted by: Marcus T at February 28, 2026 06:43 AM (fnAaR)

I really appreciate your encouragement to brothers in sisters in Christ by posting scripture every day, Marcus, and your witness to how much the Lord has blessed and helped you in your life. Thanks so much!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2026 06:49 AM (ix8EF)

11 Posted by: Goddessoftheclassroom at February 28, 2026 06:46 AM (USyCi

Amen!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2026 06:49 AM (ix8EF)

12 Rock the Casbah!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2026 06:51 AM (wVcYX)

13 The Death Dorito (B2) has arrived.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at February 28, 2026 06:52 AM (1JFYK)

14 A Flaming Skull™ Saturday!

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 28, 2026 06:52 AM (2Ez/1)

15 God bless and keep all military personnel deployed against the murderous Iranian regime, and may God bless and keep the good people of Iran.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 28, 2026 06:52 AM (X+xvk)

16 Flaming skull worthy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2026 06:53 AM (kULAj)

17 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvrOlKUUSlI

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 28, 2026 06:53 AM (jrgJz)

18
Willowed....
Ray Stevens, live in the 70s. Ahab the Arab.

Apropo.

https://youtu.be/idZ7K_ciQR8?si=-nwClqR3hGlsfECF

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 28, 2026 06:54 AM (QVmho)

19 That's my President!

Posted by: fd at February 28, 2026 06:54 AM (vFG9F)

20 274 Maybe I’ll skip the news today altogether.
Posted by: Unkaren

Might not be a bad idea.
Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 06:44 AM (E4rtv)

I look forward to a great deal of hilarity as I view all the wailing and gnashing of teeth about to take place.
And especially, on CNN, the Lamentations of their Women!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2026 06:54 AM (etYFQ)

21 Ho, boy. Flaming Skull for breakfast. Gonna be a long day.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 28, 2026 06:54 AM (cxFcK)

22 What is Miss Lindsay doing right now?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 28, 2026 06:55 AM (cxFcK)

23 I pray this doesn’t get out of control. I also pray the Iranian people will be able to take over government.

Posted by: Jaimo at February 28, 2026 06:55 AM (sOA7y)

24 Willowed:

@215 (previous thread)/whig: { Russia urges immediate halt to US, Israeli attacks on Iran. We also have reaction from Russia, which has called for an immediate stop to US and ⁠Israeli attacks on Iran, saying ⁠the situation must be "returned to the path of political and diplomatic settlement". }

Hey Russia: September 1 to 3, 2004. Beslan. How about a nice hot cup of "Shut the fuck up" ?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 28, 2026 06:55 AM (O7YUW)

25 Wow

May the ayatollahs topple quickly

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 06:56 AM (2GVsD)

26 Bomb , bomb , bomb ,bomb ,bomb , bomb Iran
It's very ironic that this is occurring during McCain's funeral

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 28, 2026 06:56 AM (HYqoK)

27 First, Netflix drops out of buying WBD, now, the mullahs are being eliminated. A sad day for CNN.

LMFAO

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 28, 2026 06:56 AM (kULAj)

28
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2026 06:56 AM (tljrc)

29 Things gettin' splodey.
Department of War living up to it's new name.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 28, 2026 06:56 AM (2Ez/1)

30 Who cares about all that. Did they find that poor monkey's mom yet?

Posted by: Guy who is concerned about the monkey at February 28, 2026 06:56 AM (vFG9F)

31 AP stands for Associates with Paleostinians.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 06:56 AM (2GVsD)

32 If Iran is leaderless that is S⁸kull Worthy

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2026 06:56 AM (Ia/+0)

33 Operation 72 virgins has commenced.

Posted by: kingsman at February 28, 2026 06:56 AM (ehY6c)

34 wonder if part of the timing was to learn more about Iranian terror cells in the US that the Biden policies let in.
Posted by: JTB

The number and coverage of ISR assets over the US over the last several weeks has been considerably higher than the baseline.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at February 28, 2026 06:57 AM (1JFYK)

35 "Blame it on Bahrain, yeah, yeah...Blame it on the stars up above! Whatever you do, be sure to blame the Jews, but blame it on Bahrain, yeah, yeah..."

(With apologies to Milli Vanilli)

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 28, 2026 06:58 AM (X+xvk)

36 26 Bomb , bomb , bomb ,bomb ,bomb , bomb Iran
It's very ironic that this is occurring during McCain's funeral
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 28, 2026 06:56 AM
----
And on the last day of National Negro Month!

Posted by: For shame at February 28, 2026 06:59 AM (2Ez/1)

37 It's not various countries are saiyng it is what they are doing.

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 06:59 AM (/M/4v)

38 After Iran is set free, let's finish the job in Texas and take out all the mosque(s). Finish them now !

Posted by: kingsman at February 28, 2026 06:59 AM (ehY6c)

39 Today, we settle all family business.

Posted by: Donald "Corleone" Trump at February 28, 2026 06:59 AM (wVcYX)

40 Iran has been challenging the US since 1979.

Iran is another gift of the failed administration of Jimmy Carter.

Yes it is well past time for a rectification.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 06:59 AM (2GVsD)

41 They've named it Operation Epic Fury. From the little I'm getting, the US is hitting infrastructure (missile sites I guess) while Israel is doing decapitation strikes. I can't imagine the regime would ever admit the Ayatollah was killed.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 28, 2026 07:00 AM (cxFcK)

42 Iran said F off repeatedly to any diplomatic solution. So more diplomacy means surrendering to a nuclear Iran.

Time to rewatch Argo for the second time this month. May God bless our troops.

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2026 07:00 AM (lCppi)

43 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcYhYO02f98

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 28, 2026 07:01 AM (jrgJz)

44 Hopefully only a half day
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at February 28, 2026 07:01 AM (Ia/+0)

45 237 Mark 2:1-5 "The faith of friends"- Our Daily Bread devotional:

https://tinyurl.com/3h3njwce

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

***************

FenelonSpoke,

Thank you for this.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 28, 2026 07:01 AM (X+xvk)

46 Ayatollah Cacamaniac, "why is my VCR blink...." *boom*

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 07:01 AM (2GVsD)

47 Heh, heh, heh. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 28, 2026 07:01 AM (wzUl9)

48 "Blame it on Bahrain, yeah, yeah...Blame it on the stars up above! Whatever you do, be sure to blame the Jews, but blame it on Bahrain, yeah, yeah..."

(With apologies to Milli Vanilli)
Posted by: Sam Adams at February 28, 2026 06:58 AM (X+xvk)

Well, just don't Blame It On Rio.

Posted by: Michelle Johnson's Epic Rack at February 28, 2026 07:02 AM (wVcYX)

49 Willowed....
Ray Stevens, live in the 70s. Ahab the Arab.

Apropo.

https://youtu.be/idZ7K_ciQR8?si=-nwClqR3hGlsfECF
Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 28, 2026


***
Ahab would be driving a Mercedes nowadays!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 28, 2026 07:02 AM (wzUl9)

50 I look forward to a great deal of hilarity as I view all the wailing and gnashing of teeth about to take place.
And especially, on CNN, the Lamentations of their Women!
Posted by: Tom Servo
=======
Like Ben Rhodes, Kim Dot Com, Candace Ovens, and various other mediocrity celebutards.

The funny thing is if Iran falls, then all its cootie ridden accomplices like Qatar will quit funding a lot of influencers and bot banks.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:03 AM (E4rtv)

51 I have a feel Reza Pahlavi has been in the loop a little judging by this https://youtu.be/Qwni25iGmx8?si=tw7T5RYchVVPqhAU

Posted by: LOR VIA at February 28, 2026 07:03 AM (+uTfj)

52 Nobody fucks with Donnie Two-Scoops.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 28, 2026 07:03 AM (g8Ew8)

53 Hey! I have met with Putin more than anybody. When I told him about Cornpop he wet wet my pants! No joke.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at February 28, 2026 07:03 AM (vFG9F)

54 No, new wars

Posted by: Electioneering Donald at February 28, 2026 07:03 AM (fKeBm)

55 Psalm 91 : 5-6

Thou shalt not be afraid for the terror by night; nor for the arrow that flieth by day; nor for the pestilence that walketh in darkness; nor for the destruction that wasteth at noonday.

Posted by: kingsman at February 28, 2026 07:03 AM (ehY6c)

56 I was hoping for the flaming skull to be shown dipped in a pudding cup.

Posted by: Unkaren at February 28, 2026 07:03 AM (duOzU)

57 Today, we settle all family business.
Posted by: Donald "Corleone" Trump at February 28, 2026


***
Iran, you thought you were out. We're pulling you back in!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 28, 2026 07:04 AM (wzUl9)

58 There probably are dozens of ayatollah doubles and fakes waiting in the wings. Dont they pretty much all look snd sound alike?

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2026 07:04 AM (lCppi)

59 I was hoping for the flaming skull to be shown dipped in a pudding cup.
Posted by: Unkaren at February 28, 2026 07:03 AM (duOzU)
*******************************************

If Khamenei is confirmed dead, I'm sure Ace will post that later.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 28, 2026 07:04 AM (fiCmd)

60 ban Paki trolls

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 07:04 AM (/M/4v)

61 From X

Nadim Koteich
@NadimKoteich
·
1h
🚨 SOURCES: Israeli interception of communication signals inside Iran, including military landlines, major hospital CCTV networks, and other compromised intelligence assets, indicate a high success rate in eliminating Tier 1 officials across all verticals of the regime's

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:05 AM (E4rtv)

62 May 2026 go in the history books as the year the entire world finally had enough of islam's shit

Posted by: Don Black at February 28, 2026 07:05 AM (ZxPkt)

63 Welp, from X

BREAKING : Iranian State Media claiming that multiple hypersonic missiles launched by IRGC towards US Aircraft Carrier USS Abraham Lincoln, just a while ago.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:05 AM (E4rtv)

64 There probably are dozens of ayatollah doubles and fakes waiting in the wings. Dont they pretty much all look snd sound alike?

George Clooney, "Iran wants to fund a sequel to Men Staring at Goats and I get to play the Ayatollah?"

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 07:05 AM (2GVsD)

65 Trump is settling all family business.

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 28, 2026 07:05 AM (dtajH)

66 52 Nobody fucks with Donnie Two-Scoops.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 28, 2026 07:03 AM
+++
I've been told by some of The Smartest People In The Room that
Trump
Always
Chickens
Out.

You mean they were*gasp* WRONG?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 28, 2026 07:05 AM (2Ez/1)

67 There probably are dozens of ayatollah doubles and fakes waiting in the wings. Dont they pretty much all look snd sound alike?
Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2026


***
Demonic scowl: check.

Black robes and turban: check.

Grey beard and bushy eyebrows: check.

Parroting "Great Satan" rhetoric: check.

Yeah, everything's there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at February 28, 2026 07:06 AM (wzUl9)

68 And I've been takin' care of business, every day
Takin' care of business, every way
I've been takin' care of business, it's all mine
Takin' care of business and working overtime, work out
Whoo!!

Posted by: Donald "BTO" Trump at February 28, 2026 07:06 AM (wVcYX)

69 40 Iran has been challenging the US since 1979.

Iran is another gift of the failed administration of Jimmy Carter.

Yes it is well past time for a rectification.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 06:59 AM (2GVsD)

Amen!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 28, 2026 07:06 AM (g8Ew8)

70 Barry Soetoro is balling his ghey eyes out about now.

Posted by: And Fuck Jill, Too at February 28, 2026 07:06 AM (30T+9)

71
Yes it is well past time for a rectification.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 06:59 AM


should have been done in November 1979

should have been done in October 1983

so, yeah: it's been over-due for a long time

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 28, 2026 07:06 AM (tljrc)

72 Meanwhile on X, Iranian State Media is claiming... *fill in the blanks*

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 07:07 AM (2GVsD)

73 Well, just don't Blame It On Rio.

Posted by: Michelle Johnson's Epic Rack

Ha! I remember that movie well.

Well, parts of it.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 28, 2026 07:07 AM (X+xvk)

74 Exchange on X regarding ATC,

"Ben Rhodes
@brhodes
·
1h
Trump's second term has been the worst case scenario.

Reply
alexandriabrown
@alexthechick
·
10m
You support a regime that would throw me off a roof.

You actively support evil."

My Community note: She is not wrong in that assertion.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:07 AM (E4rtv)

75 I find it amazing that apparently much of the Iranian leadership has already been killed. They’re knew they should have been in hiding, deep in bunkers.
But it’s hard to keep up that kind of existence for long, especially when time drags on with nothing seemingly happening.
I’m certain that through Mossad plus internal Iranian resistance, we received quite a bit of intel on where those high value targets could be found.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2026 07:08 AM (etYFQ)

76 one of IRGC missiles hit a residential building in Syria; they are just pressing buttons at this point aren't they

Posted by: runner at February 28, 2026 07:08 AM (/M/4v)

77 Did the Empress call Ben a 'mewling quim' while using hand puppets?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 07:08 AM (2GVsD)

78 Amusing peacocking of a failing country leader, on X

"Macron says ‘dangerous escalation must stop’
We have just received a statement from Emmanuel Macron, the president of France, who says the outbreak of war between the US, Israel and Iran “has grave consequences for international peace and security”.

“The current escalation is dangerous for everyone. It must stop,” he said.

“At this crucial moment, all measures are being taken to ensure the security of our national territory, our citizens, and our assets in the Middle East,” added Macron, noting that France stands ready to deploy “the necessary resources to protect its closest partners, should they request it”.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:09 AM (E4rtv)

79 Willowed but worth repeating:

Eh, common enough vernacular to call it a War but it is one declared by Iran against the US long ago and fed with the blood of US servicemen killed by those assholes in Lebanon, Syria, Iraq, etc. over the years.
Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 06:41 AM (E4rtv)

Correct. We're attempting to conclude a war.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 28, 2026 06:47 AM (g8Ew

I love that perspective

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2026 07:09 AM (lCppi)

80 I voted for this.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2026 07:10 AM (wVcYX)

81 Brit prof declaring all is lost on X cited by Al Jazeera

Andreas Krieg, associate professor in security studies at King’s College London, says there is a “key element” missing from Israel’s and the US’s plans for regime changes, which includes troops on the ground.

“The Israeli’s think they can mobilise a very alienated aggrevied Iranian population to take action against their own regime. I don’t see any way that can actually happen becuase their isn’t a coherent, consolidated oppostion or weapons that are being distributed,” Krieg told Al Jazeera.

“So basically this is a remote standoff airpower led campagin that can maybe lead to degradation. But actually without seizing ground and holding it, there is no way the regime is just going to collapse and dissapear,” he said.

Krieg explained that the US will “run out of steam” after it completes its target lists, “which can likely come in a few days”.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:10 AM (E4rtv)

82 Has Two Tier Kier managed to remove his mouth from Ukrainian cock to make a statement?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 07:10 AM (2GVsD)

83 @78/whig: Macron can STFU and STFD.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 28, 2026 07:11 AM (O7YUW)

84 No, Mr. President. I am still not tired of winning.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 28, 2026 07:11 AM (qFwJc)

85 Now Ayatollah Mohhamed Andres Krieg, explain what happened in Romania.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 07:11 AM (2GVsD)

86 75 I find it amazing that apparently much of the Iranian leadership has already been killed. They’re knew they should have been in hiding, deep in bunkers.
But it’s hard to keep up that kind of existence for long, especially when time drags on with nothing seemingly happening.
I’m certain that through Mossad plus internal Iranian resistance, we received quite a bit of intel on where those high value targets could be found.
Posted by: Tom Servo

US used bunker busting bombs against the IRGC hq bunker which is why a fair chunk of the IRGC leadership is no more. Pix of the strike on X.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:12 AM (E4rtv)

87 I’m guessing that any new Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action (JCPOA) is out of the question!

Posted by: Unkaren at February 28, 2026 07:12 AM (duOzU)

88 The big question: will the flats of Beverly Hills soon be empty?

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2026 07:13 AM (lCppi)

89 @86/whig: "Pix of the strike on X. "

Direct link, if you would, please?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 28, 2026 07:13 AM (O7YUW)

90 NYC Phil in the Sopranos

We decapitate, and we do business with whatever's left

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 28, 2026 07:13 AM (dtajH)

91 I am hopeful this turns out well and that we don't stick around for 20+ years.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 28, 2026 07:13 AM (7xrfc)

92 Trump's actions in the Mideast have led to over 30% of the population being homeless.

Posted by: CNN at February 28, 2026 07:14 AM (vFG9F)

93 BREAKING : Iranian State Media claiming that multiple hypersonic missiles launched by IRGC towards US Aircraft Carrier USS Abraham Lincoln, just a while ago.
Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:05 AM (E4rtv)

You know probably better than the rest of us that unless they’ve got real time satellite targeting info, which I doubt they have, they don’t have a chance of getting close to that ship.
If they’re shooting anything at all, they’re just firing missiles blind and shouting “G7!”
Nope, sorry, you did not sink my battleship.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2026 07:14 AM (etYFQ)

94 How long before our NATO "allies" rush troops in to defend Iran?

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 28, 2026 07:14 AM (X+xvk)

95 Macron's dilemma : "how can i retreat before we're attacked?"

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2026 07:15 AM (lCppi)

96 83 @78/whig: Macron can STFU and STFD.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant

I find the Euro clapping seals to be funny on this topic just like Russia Ukraine.

They decided long ago to let their militaries rot but not shut their mouths. They have been writing checks that their flaccid militaries and economies cannot cash for about thirty years now while firmly inserting kebab up their citizens asses.

It is time for them to sit down, shut up, and sit at the kids table for world affairs. They can be seen but not heard on world affairs.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:15 AM (E4rtv)

97 Don't forget right next door Afghanistan and Pah_kee-Stahn and getting sporty.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 28, 2026 07:15 AM (cxFcK)

98 Has Two Tier Kier managed to remove his mouth from Ukrainian cock to make a statement?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 28, 2026 07:10 AM (2GVsD)

He's still whimpering from getting his ass handed to him in the recent election.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 28, 2026 07:16 AM (g8Ew8)

99 91 I am hopeful this turns out well and that we don't stick around for 20+ years.
Posted by: NR Pax at February 28, 2026 07:13 AM (7xrfc)

As in Venezuela, no boots on the ground. None necessary.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2026 07:16 AM (etYFQ)

100 Odds on one of the main discussion topics of the Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman's November 2025 visit to the United States was the current attack on Iran.

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 28, 2026 07:16 AM (BnDlA)

101 You know probably better than the rest of us that unless they’ve got real time satellite targeting info, which I doubt they have, they don’t have a chance of getting close to that ship.
If they’re shooting anything at all, they’re just firing missiles blind and shouting “G7!”
Nope, sorry, you did not sink my battleship.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Depends on whether China or Russia is feeding that to them on the down low. But we know a lot more about hypersonic missiles now than we did a short while ago. Using sekret weapons like those means that countermeasures are developed, always.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:16 AM (E4rtv)

102 Volodymyr Zelenskyy(spelled with two “Ys” for a double dose of yawn) has to wonder what he has to do in order to stay relevant in the news cycle!

Posted by: Unkaren at February 28, 2026 07:16 AM (duOzU)

103 So is Pavlavi going to fill the void once the mullahs are flushed out?

Posted by: Halfhand at February 28, 2026 07:18 AM (5slMQ)

104 At the news that USA bombs were falling on Iran rumours persist that Lindsey Graham was rushed to a DC emergency room with unstoppable orgasms ….

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 28, 2026 07:18 AM (FCPbW)

105 Another rat comes out to flap their gums,

"‘This is not your war’: Omani foreign minister urges US ‘not to get sucked in further’
We have the first public reaction by Badr Albusaidi, the foreign minister of Oman, who had been mediating the recent rounds of indirect talks between the US and Iran."

This was the shitass trying to reinstitute the ignoble Obama JCPOA program where we bribe the mullahs not to make nukes. Fat lot of good that did us.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:18 AM (E4rtv)

106 Don't forget right next door Afghanistan and Pah_kee-Stahn and getting sporty.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 28, 2026 07:15 AM (cxFcK)

They've formally declared war against each other now. Open warfare.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 28, 2026 07:18 AM (g8Ew8)

107 May the brave people in the US Armed Forces and IDF be protected from harm as they rid the world of one source of extreme evil.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 28, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

108 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 28, 2026 07:19 AM (u82oZ)

109 From Israeli Times just now

"
IDF says it planned campaign over months, caught regime by surprise

By Emanuel Fabian

The IDF provides new details on its simultaneous airstrikes this morning targeting senior Iranian political and military officials at several locations in Tehran.

The military says it developed the plan over months, and it included a major intelligence effort led by the Intelligence Directorate to “identify an operational opportunity at the moment when senior regime officials would convene.”

The IDF says a decision was made to carry out the strike in the morning, rather than at night, despite Iranian preparedness. The IDF says it succeeded in “achieving tactical surprise for the second time,” referring to its opening strikes during June 2025’s 12-day war."

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:19 AM (E4rtv)

110 Good morning morons

Praying hashem protects our warriors.

Javid Shah Javid Shah Javid Shah!!!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 28, 2026 07:19 AM (RIvkX)

111 Some people did something.

https://is.gd/YI4hyh

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 28, 2026 07:20 AM (BnDlA)

112 Will Marco Rubio be named as the new Ayatollah or just go back to the title of Shah of Iran?

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at February 28, 2026 07:20 AM (7kJyR)

113 God bless our Commander in chief and all of our military and the Iranian people.

St Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 28, 2026 07:20 AM (vfth7)

114 70 Barry Soetoro is balling his ghey eyes out about now.
Posted by: And Fuck Jill, Too at February 28, 2026 07:06 AM (30T+9)

Barry's plan for a nuclear armed Iran was evil. Trump and crew knew mullahs must go before a dem ever set foot back in the white house.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 28, 2026 07:22 AM (i0Hi3)

115 94 How long before our NATO "allies" rush troops in to defend Iran?
Posted by: Sam Adams at February 28, 2026 07:14 AM (X+xvk)

That’s one of the more amusing aspects of Europe’s military decline. They have collectively invested nothing in power projection or troop transport capability. That’s a job for the United States.

Europe’s military forces don’t go anywhere unless they politely ask the US to provide cargo planes and other transport capabilities. Another on the long list of reasons why Europe doesn’t really matter anymore, not to anyone.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2026 07:22 AM (etYFQ)

116 "Much of the Iranian leadership is alleged to now be dead or to have fled."


I hope this statement is true.


One other thing, Trump has now managed to get the democrats to side with and defend the brutal leadership of Iran.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 28, 2026 07:23 AM (0N4FZ)

117 Yet more stupidity and total lack of reality demonstrated by international groups. From Times of Israel just now,

"US, Israeli strikes on Iran ‘totally irresponsible,’ anti-nuclear proliferation group says

By AFP

The US and Israeli strikes on Iran are “totally irresponsible,” and risk provoking further escalation, the head of the Nobel Peace Prize-winning International Campaign to Abolish Nuclear Weapons says."

My community note is that these useless wankers despite winning a Nobel Prize in 2017 have not in fact done jack shit about proliferation and Iran's development and threats to use them in the last eight years.

Nobel Prizes for Peace should be regarded as inversion of the truth for the individuals that were awarded prizes including Barry Obama and that famous humanitarian philanthropist boy buggerer, Yassir Arafat

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:23 AM (E4rtv)

118 According to breaking reports, Iran fired a missile at the Druze city of Sweida, Syria, killing at least four people.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 28, 2026 07:24 AM (fiCmd)

119 One other thing, Trump has now managed to get the democrats to side with and defend the brutal leadership of Iran.
Posted by: Mister Scott
========
They love criminals in the US as much as they do foreign criminals like Maduro.

Thing is, they have sucked a lot of pacifistic idiots nominally claiming to be on the right into such idiocies as well.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:25 AM (E4rtv)

120 Barry Soetoro is balling his ghey eyes out about now.
Posted by: And Fuck Jill, Too at February 28, 2026 07:06 AM (30T+9)

Barry's plan for a nuclear armed Iran was evil. Trump and crew knew mullahs must go before a dem ever set foot back in the white house.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 28, 2026 07:22 AM (i0Hi3)

This is true.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 28, 2026 07:25 AM (g8Ew8)

121 dick pills more widely available I thought the m00hamedans would finally get it up........"

Goats hardest... hit?

Posted by: man at February 28, 2026 07:27 AM (XuXeR)

122 94 How long before our NATO "allies" rush troops in to defend Iran?
Posted by: Sam Adams
=====
Won't happen. They are in fact cowards hiding behind the US in Nato rather than partners anymore.

Running their mouths are their biggest weapon nowadays and trying to fight Russia with the last Ukrainian.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:27 AM (E4rtv)

123 104 At the news that USA bombs were falling on Iran rumours persist that Lindsey Graham was rushed to a DC emergency room with unstoppable orgasms ….
Posted by: Voter theater. at February 28, 2026 07:18 AM (FCPbW)

I hope they didn’t have to remove an artillery projectile from his rectum.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2026 07:28 AM (etYFQ)

124 Europe’s military forces don’t go anywhere unless they politely ask the US to provide cargo planes and other transport capabilities. Another on the long list of reasons why Europe doesn’t really matter anymore, not to anyone.
Posted by: Tom Servo

And their navies have shriveled up to the point of being coast guards.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:28 AM (E4rtv)

125 According to breaking reports, Iran fired a missile at the Druze city of Sweida, Syria, killing at least four people

Celebratory Ramadan fireworks? Asking for a congressional nitwit!

Posted by: Unkaren at February 28, 2026 07:28 AM (duOzU)

126 They love criminals in the US as much as they do foreign criminals like Maduro.
Posted by: whig


Just the brown skinned ones. Whitey isn't loved by them.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 28, 2026 07:28 AM (7xrfc)

127 I don't think Trump is listening to Europe anymore.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 28, 2026 07:29 AM (g8Ew8)

128 Any damage reports from the US Navy Fifth Fleet HQ in Bahrain?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 28, 2026 07:29 AM (2Ez/1)

129 As in Venezuela, no boots on the ground. None necessary.
Posted by: Tom Servo


I hope you're right and that the Persians take their nation back.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 28, 2026 07:29 AM (7xrfc)

130 Boy, Trump will do anything to distract from the Epstein files.

Posted by: occamns brassiere at February 28, 2026 07:29 AM (Gm5dL)

131 Someone should ask Andreas Krieg's opinion of the current invasion of England by external forces.

Posted by: Richard Cranium at February 28, 2026 07:29 AM (gSQvJ)

132 Thank you President Trump for keeping your promise to help free the great people of Iran.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 28, 2026 07:30 AM (RIvkX)

133 🎶Drop the bomb between the minarets

Posted by: Josephistan at February 28, 2026 07:30 AM (oKlFB)

134 108 Good morning!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
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I'd rather use smart munitions to strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists but that is just me today.

The recent twattery yesterday of Anthropic was simply another example of leftists whose patriotism depends on Democrats being in power domestically.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:30 AM (E4rtv)

135 And their navies have shriveled up to the point of being coast guards.
Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:28 AM
++++++
We were in the pool!

Posted by: European navies at February 28, 2026 07:30 AM (2Ez/1)

136 keep in mind its like 3pm in Iran theres still 3-4 hours till sunset the USA loves to play in the dark I have a feeling things will heat back up in 5 hours

Posted by: LOR VIA at February 28, 2026 07:31 AM (+uTfj)

137 Yonder Horde

What a way to start the day...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 28, 2026 07:31 AM (jtM2q)

138 128 Any damage reports from the US Navy Fifth Fleet HQ in Bahrain?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
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One of the attempted attacks hit a flour mill in Bahrain instead. Pix on X if you want to see it.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:31 AM (E4rtv)

139 US and Israel wipe out the mullahs and free Iran.
Pakistan wipes out the Taliban and takes over Afghanistan.
Chairman Xi stomps his little feet and cries because more of his pet psychos are neutralized.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 28, 2026 07:32 AM (2J/Lj)

140 Biden gave a speech to the Dems wherein he claimed he secured the border. No Dem cheered. Then he went to say something about Trump and said "I'm not going to say it" . The Dems cheered. They have nothing but personal attacks.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 28, 2026 07:32 AM (HYqoK)

141 112 Will Marco Rubio be named as the new Ayatollah or just go back to the title of Shah of Iran?

-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at February 28, 2026 07:20 AM

The Grand Vizier

Posted by: Josephistan at February 28, 2026 07:32 AM (oKlFB)

142 Four military bases in the Middle East targeted by Iranian missiles, including Fifth Fleet HQ in Bahrain. Also Qatar, Kuwait and UAE.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 28, 2026 07:33 AM (Y1sOo)

143 Just the brown skinned ones. Whitey isn't loved by them.
Posted by: NR Pax
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Dunno, it was funny about the left wailing about the Irish dude here illegally for well over a decade. They only shut up when it was revealed he left Ireland facing drug charges which are waiting for him in the auld country.


Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:33 AM (E4rtv)

144 Maybe today is the start of

'settling all family business'

Posted by: Don Black at February 28, 2026 07:34 AM (ZxPkt)

145 When the Iranian regime falls, it is going to have as big an effect on the world as the fall of the USSR did.
Maybe even bigger.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2026 07:34 AM (etYFQ)

146 And their navies have shriveled up to the point of being coast guards."


The USCG says "hold my brown water"...

Posted by: man at February 28, 2026 07:34 AM (XuXeR)

147 They only shut up when it was revealed he left Ireland facing drug charges which are waiting for him in the auld country."

He was "front page" on every newz site I could find, then suddenly *poof*

Posted by: man at February 28, 2026 07:35 AM (XuXeR)

148 Ro Khanna, Thomas Massie, and Rand Paul are shrieking about wanting permission from Congress.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 28, 2026 07:36 AM (BHb8r)

149 The Grand Vizier
Posted by: Josephistan at February 28, 2026 07:32 AM (oKlFB)

I think Marco is the Genie of the Lamp.

Rub his tummy and your enemies disappear.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2026 07:36 AM (etYFQ)

150 Is there a name for the military operation yet? I vote for "Operation Golden Lion"

Posted by: Josephistan at February 28, 2026 07:37 AM (oKlFB)

151 127 I don't think Trump is listening to Europe anymore.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

No one should. They ran their own countries into a ditch into irrelevance on the world stage by their preening morality in public while kissing ass in private of the worst of the world's autocrats for a bit of pocket change. And they willingly let their countries and their citizens be invaded by Muzzies to destroy public order, rape their women, kill citizens via Jihad crap, and live off of public benefits.

Rulers that hate their own people are the exact people one should never allow into power in the first place.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:37 AM (E4rtv)

152 148 Ro Khanna, Thomas Massie, and Rand Paul are shrieking about wanting permission from Congress.
Posted by: Jen the original

Dear Congress things...

Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Regards
Mayhem

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 28, 2026 07:37 AM (2J/Lj)

153 I don't think Trump is listening to Europe anymore.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops

Now do cocksucker judges like Boysburg, Mr. President

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 28, 2026 07:38 AM (e8LAr)

154 Welcome to hell, bitches.

Posted by: Stan at February 28, 2026 07:38 AM (dK+Kv)

155 I'm still awaiting a statement from President Boasberg, and his doting girlfriend John Roberts. Trump will probably be ordered to return the Tomahawk missiles immediately, and restore the IRGC command to living, intact beings.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 28, 2026 07:38 AM (X+xvk)

156 Rulers that hate their own people are the exact people one should never allow into power in the first place."

"We love ourselves and power more"

/"leaders" everywhere

Posted by: man at February 28, 2026 07:38 AM (XuXeR)

157 Is there a name for the military operation yet? I vote for "Operation Golden Lion"
Posted by: Josephistan at February 28, 2026 07:37 AM (oKlFB)
**************************

Epic Fury, though Israel is using "Roaring Lion" for its own concurrent operation.

Posted by: My Ridiculously Circuitous Plan at February 28, 2026 07:38 AM (fiCmd)

158 Iran Launches Retaliatory Strikes at Targets across the Middle East!" cheers the BBC.

Umm...the operable word there is "at" - basically launched with all the accuracy of a roman candle.

Posted by: Boswell at February 28, 2026 07:39 AM (j10i6)

159 Operation Epic Fury

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 28, 2026 07:39 AM (RIvkX)

160 Well, here is what Europeans would call a true moral arbiter of the world. From Times of Israel just now.

"Hamas condemns strikes on Iran, calls for Muslim-Arab unity

Hamas condemns the “Zionist-American hostilities on the Islamic Republic,” while calling for unity in the Muslim world, after Iran struck Arab US allies in the region, including Hamas benefactor Qatar.
"

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:39 AM (E4rtv)

161 Trumpie, you gonna git 'em?

Posted by: Laura Bush at February 28, 2026 07:40 AM (Y1sOo)

162 The people of Iran are dancing in the streets, taking video of smoldering IRGC buildings, and thanking President Trump.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 28, 2026 07:40 AM (X+xvk)

163 And their navies have shriveled up to the point of being coast guards.
Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:28 AM (E4rtv)

I read that the no longer great British Navy has reached the sad point that they now have more Admirals than they have surface combatant ships.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2026 07:40 AM (etYFQ)

164



Most importantly, Neil Sedaka has passed away at age 86 RIP

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2026 07:41 AM (x0n13)

165 Posted by: Jen the original at February 28, 2026 07:36 AM (BHb8r)

Haven't previous Democrat Presidents bombed countries without getting permission? It seems to me asking Congress, "Mother, may I ?" be very counterproductive as then Iran would have.
A heads up from their paid off stooges in the Congress.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 28, 2026 07:41 AM (Nx5jP)

166 Operation And The Camel You Road In On

Posted by: Bruce at February 28, 2026 07:41 AM (mlony)

167 🚨 SOURCES: Israeli interception of communication signals inside Iran, including military landlines, major hospital CCTV networks, and other compromised intelligence assets, indicate a high success rate in eliminating Tier 1 officials across all verticals of the regime's
Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:05 AM (E4rtv)
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Translation:

"Im in ur base killin ur d00dz!"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 28, 2026 07:42 AM (ESVrU)

168 Iran Launches Retaliatory Strikes at Targets across the Middle East!" cheers the BBC.

Umm...the operable word there is "at" - basically launched with all the accuracy of a roman candle.
Posted by: Boswell at February 28, 2026 07:39 AM (j10i6)


Iran must really hate Target's fitting room and bathroom policy.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2026 07:42 AM (wVcYX)

169 And their navies have shriveled up to the point of being coast guards.
Posted by: whig

And with the moose-limbs taking over, they'll soon be left with just sodomy and the lash...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 28, 2026 07:42 AM (e8LAr)

170 Epic Fury, though Israel is using "Roaring Lion" for its own concurrent operation.

I’m kind of with Mark Steyn on this. We’re getting into parody range with these. It would be more intimidating to have Operation Mildly Irked or Operation Minor Shrug than these ever-more-over-the-top phrases.

Operation What Time is It in New York City?

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 28, 2026 07:42 AM (wY+GX)

171 Something is wrong with Ro Khanna.

President Trump calls him crazy to his face and he sits and grins like a cretin.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 28, 2026 07:42 AM (RIvkX)

172 I read that the no longer great British Navy has reached the sad point that they now have more Admirals than they have surface combatant ships.
Posted by: Tom Servo
======
To be fair to the Brits, I don't think the ship count included dinghys.

Europe uses militaries as jobs programs, not for serious tasks anymore because their elites are sad husks of humanity only interested in luxury, power, and running their mouths.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:43 AM (E4rtv)

173 I’m envisioning an Iranian made movie, “28 days later”, set about a month from now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2026 07:43 AM (etYFQ)

174 Good speech by PDT. Gave background information, spoke with confidence in our military, and told the Iranian people that they will have the opportunity to build their country.

I'm praying protection for our military and the success of the mission.

I wonder if we can also use this time to arrest/capture Iranian enemies that live within the US. That would be a wonderful development.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 28, 2026 07:43 AM (RkOfE)

175 Lindsay Graham talking on Fox News now.

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at February 28, 2026 07:43 AM (7kJyR)

176 Any reports of loss of life at Navy facility in Bahrain?

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at February 28, 2026 07:43 AM (2Ez/1)

177 whig

The timing was brilliant. We got tactical surprise, again. Very hard to do.

Not strategic surprise, as we telegraphed our punch for a long time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 28, 2026 07:43 AM (u82oZ)

178 Israel: knock knock
Iran: who's there?
Israel: Israel
Iran: Israel who?
Israel: Israel cool that we're killing the fuck out of you!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 28, 2026 07:44 AM (2J/Lj)

179 173 Something is wrong with Ro Khanna.

President Trump calls him crazy to his face and he sits and grins like a cretin.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 28, 2026 07:42 AM (RIvkX)



Wrong, being he's a communist inbred wog.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2026 07:44 AM (x0n13)

180 173 Something is wrong with Ro Khanna.

President Trump calls him crazy to his face and he sits and grins like a cretin.
Posted by: San Franpsycho
======
Maybe he is a masochist and likes being humiliated as a sexual kink. He says enough stupid things to warrant that. But the same case would be if he was simply a Democrat version of Massie--a fraud who depends on rubes to get money and power.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:45 AM (E4rtv)

181 @124 the Brits two carriers are in the shop for repairs and won't be back in service for some time. Nelson is spinning in his grave

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 28, 2026 07:45 AM (HYqoK)

182 Iran must really hate Target's fitting room and bathroom policy.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 28, 2026 07:42 AM (wVcYX)

And the Tranny section...seems Target got out of MN just in time, considering the accuracy of those Iranian missiles.

Posted by: Boswell at February 28, 2026 07:46 AM (j10i6)

183 Some people did something.

https://is.gd/YI4hyh

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 28, 2026 07:20 AM (BnDlA)

Can they accidentally run a couple hundred sorties over the shithole of Somalia, too?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 28, 2026 07:46 AM (dK+Kv)

184 What I posted yesterday on the Rumors of War thread:

34 Iranian strike predictions
1) Air defenses and radar sites. - Tomahawks
2) Take out the Iranian Navy. - Harpoons
3) Ballistic Missile Launchers. - Guided bombs
4) All airfields with active planes / drones (not that many of them nowadays) - using our own drones first.
5) Iranian Leadership. - MOABs
6) Security Forces -A-10 with 30 mm gatling cannons.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2026 07:41 PM

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 28, 2026 07:46 AM (u82oZ)

185 May God bless our American warriors and Israel's in this righteous cause.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2026 07:46 AM (nWPIJ)

186 Umm...the operable word there is "at" - basically launched with all the accuracy of a roman candle.
Posted by: Boswell at February 28, 2026 07:39 AM (j10i6)

"Towards", "in the direction of", "+/- 15 degrees of accuracy" "with the same accuracy I had the first time my dad handed me the shotgun,...at the age of 6"

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at February 28, 2026 07:47 AM (7kJyR)

187 Ro Khanna is regularly on Bartiromo's show and she beats him like a rented mule. I'll give him credit for showing up , but his positions make no sense

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 28, 2026 07:47 AM (HYqoK)

188 >>Macron calls for urgent UN Security Council meeting

Oh, no, a UN Security Council meeting. Trump has surely stepped in it now.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 28, 2026 07:47 AM (Y1sOo)

189 179 whig

The timing was brilliant. We got tactical surprise, again. Very hard to do.

Not strategic surprise, as we telegraphed our punch for a long time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
=======
Hegseth and the Nat Sec team along with the Israelis should be commended for a smooth operation so far. The fact that China is silent and that Russia is mainly issuing gaseous emissions tells us something too.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:47 AM (E4rtv)

190 The Great Satan just fucked your shit up. Now where is your moon god?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 28, 2026 07:48 AM (gVUi7)

191 The timing was brilliant. We got tactical surprise, again. Very hard to do.

Not strategic surprise, as we telegraphed our punch for a long time.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 28, 2026 07:43 AM


Moving a couple of carrier battle groups and 1/3 of our air force attack assets into the theater will tend to mitigate any surprise element. Especially after Trump told them they had better do what he says or else.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 28, 2026 07:48 AM (0N4FZ)

192 Operation Don't Make Me Pull Over!

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2026 07:48 AM (lCppi)

193 There is a 97% chance our airstrikes will cause fewer civilian casualties than the Iranian regime caused in reacting to the recent protests.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 28, 2026 07:49 AM (8p1Vo)

194 Trump's bombing Iran so hard he's making the yummy shit pebbles in somebody's mouth bounce

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 28, 2026 07:49 AM (e8LAr)

195 In 2025, Ro Khanna traded stocks worth over $50 million, the highest volume of any congresscum even Pelosi.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 28, 2026 07:49 AM (RIvkX)

196 G'mornin' everyone!
see, this is what happens when you sleep late!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 28, 2026 07:49 AM (MIIRH)

197 One other thing, Trump has now managed to get the democrats to side with and defend the brutal leadership of Iran.

-------

Not surprising. They've both shared the Death to America political platform for at least a decade.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2026 07:49 AM (nWPIJ)

198 Macron calls for urgent UN Security Council meeting

Oh, no, a UN Security Council meeting. Trump has surely stepped in it now.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 28, 2026 07:47 AM (Y1sOo)

Isnt Melania doing something at the UN this week?

Posted by: LASue at February 28, 2026 07:50 AM (lCppi)

199 Especially after Trump told them they had better do what he says or else.
Posted by: Mister Scott

I voted for this!

Trump meant what he said. Fuck around, find out. And here we are.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 28, 2026 07:50 AM (2J/Lj)

200 Any damage reports from the US Navy Fifth Fleet HQ in Bahrain?
Posted by: Quarter Twenty
======
One of the attempted attacks hit a flour mill in Bahrain instead. Pix on X if you want to see it.
Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:31 AM (E4rtv)

Reuters reporters rushing in to put up signs that say "Baby Milk Factory" and blame it on errant US missles.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 28, 2026 07:50 AM (g8Ew8)

201 Operation Don't Make Me Pull Over!

Operation Stop Punching Your Sister!

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 28, 2026 07:50 AM (wY+GX)

202 @183 a couple of cruise missiles going off target and hitting Somali neighborhoods in Minneapolis would be a tragedy

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 28, 2026 07:50 AM (HYqoK)

203 Most importantly, Neil Sedaka has passed away at age 86 RIP
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2026 07:41 AM (x0n13)

Bad Blood my guess

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 28, 2026 07:51 AM (gbOdA)

204 Oops, so that is what was hit on Kharg Island. Chinese hardest hit.

From Trent Telenko on X.,

"The weakness of the Mullah Regime is meeting the payroll of its Regime Security Forces.

Knocking out the power plant that energizes the Kharg Island oil export facilities tells the Mullah's they can't meet IRGC, Basij, & foreign mercenary payroll no matter what they do."

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:51 AM (E4rtv)

205 188 >>Macron calls for urgent UN Security Council meeting

Oh, no, a UN Security Council meeting. Trump has surely stepped in it now.
Posted by: one hour sober at February 28, 2026 07:47 AM (Y1sOo)

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Everyone is waiting in breathless anticipation for Botswana's take on the situation.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2026 07:51 AM (nWPIJ)

206 Operation Don't Make Me Pull Over!
Posted by: LASue

Operation Daddy's Belt. Maybe save that one for Chyna

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 28, 2026 07:51 AM (e8LAr)

207 Where's the leadership from General Greta and the Sunshine Brigades?

Posted by: I gotta ask at February 28, 2026 07:51 AM (2Ez/1)

208 Operation I’m Not Touching You

Posted by: Bruce at February 28, 2026 07:51 AM (mlony)

209 Reports now coming in that Khameini might be mort.

"Dr. Eli David
@DrEliDavid
Reports that Khamenei's bunker was attacked with multiple bunker-buster bombs"

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:52 AM (E4rtv)

210 Most importantly, Neil Sedaka has passed away at age 86 RIP
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2026 07:41 AM (x0n13)

Laughter in the Rain ends with pneumonia

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 28, 2026 07:52 AM (gbOdA)

211 This is the Saturday Morning Coffee and War Revival thread

Posted by: one hour sober at February 28, 2026 07:52 AM (Y1sOo)

212 Operation Who Farted?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 28, 2026 07:52 AM (2J/Lj)

213 Jerusalem being attacked. Sirens.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 28, 2026 07:52 AM (cxFcK)

214 Tousi says sirens blaring in Jerusalem

Posted by: PA Dutchman at February 28, 2026 07:52 AM (h/O4U)

215 Israel's side of the op is Roaring Lion

Posted by: Don Black at February 28, 2026 07:53 AM (ZxPkt)

216 About time. Avenge the dead the weird beards have caused since 1979.

Posted by: Zombie Mohammad Reza Pahlavi at February 28, 2026 07:53 AM (Ksqrb)

217 I just hope it's thorough, clean, and quick.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 28, 2026 07:53 AM (MIIRH)

218 Operation You Should Have Gone Before We Left

Posted by: fd - I don't even know what the fk "Soy Feliz" means at February 28, 2026 07:53 AM (vFG9F)

219 May God bless our American warriors and Israel's in this righteous cause.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2026 07:46 AM (nWPIJ)
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Amen and amen.

You west coasties are up early this morning!

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2026 07:53 AM (79pEw)

220 Operation I’m Not Touching You

Yes! I want that one for real.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 28, 2026 07:54 AM (wY+GX)

221 got to have a tooth extracted this AM
it is crack front to back and side to side
Also going to get the bone graft at the same time so I can get an implant next year or so.

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 28, 2026 07:54 AM (gbOdA)

222 Operation How Much For Your Beautiful Women, Iran?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 28, 2026 07:54 AM (u82oZ)

223 Knocking out the power plant that energizes the Kharg Island oil export facilities tells the Mullah's they can't meet IRGC, Basij, & foreign mercenary payroll no matter what they do."
Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:51 AM (E4rtv)

That’s excellent, especially since it means we’ve taken the facility offline without damaging it too badly. The Shah is going to need Kharg up and running to rebuild the country.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2026 07:54 AM (etYFQ)

224 Break them.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 28, 2026 07:55 AM (abIsI)

225 "I read that the no longer great British Navy has reached the sad point that they now have more Admirals than they have surface combatant ships."

Hell, their entire Pacific fleet was reduced to a Task Force in WW2 against what we threw into the conflict.

The Brits ate their seed corn and have nothing to plant. The US as a whole hasn't eaten all of its seed corn yet, but various states within our union have eaten theirs and are looking for more from others.

(What's funny is that many urban dwellers have no concept of "seed corn" and have no concept of what the previous bit describes.)

Posted by: Richard Cranium at February 28, 2026 07:55 AM (gSQvJ)

226
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh

Women across Iran are so unbelievably joyful they can barely contain it

These women watched smoke rise after US-Israeli strikes in Iran and realized the Ayatollah's rein of terror is crashing down

PRESIDENT TRUMP TO THE RESCUE!

https://tinyurl.com/3f6vdkyk

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2026 07:55 AM (NpAcC)

227 Has a milk factory been blown up yet?

Posted by: dantesed at February 28, 2026 07:55 AM (Oy/m2)

228 Most importantly, Neil Sedaka has passed away at age 86 RIP

Hey, little devil, you're always running around (hey, little devil)
It's time that someone started bringing you down (hey, little devil)
There'll be (there'll be) some changes made
Your roving days are through
Hey, little devil, I'm gonna make an angel out of you

RIP Neil...one of the best.

Posted by: Paul Anka at February 28, 2026 07:55 AM (Ksqrb)

229 Operation Free The Tatas!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 28, 2026 07:55 AM (2J/Lj)

230 Have all of the sleeper cells come out of the woodwork yet?

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 28, 2026 07:55 AM (gVUi7)

231 Operation Hot Dog Pita is Not a Sandwich.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 28, 2026 07:55 AM (wY+GX)

232 Posted by: r hennigantx at February 28, 2026 07:54 AM (gbOdA)
=====

A prayer for complete and speedy recovery.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 28, 2026 07:56 AM (RIvkX)

233
BREAKING : Iranian State Media claiming that multiple hypersonic missiles launched by IRGC towards US Aircraft Carrier USS Abraham Lincoln, just a while ago.
Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:05 AM (E4rtv)

You don't fuck with American Navy ships. You try, and your nation will be vaporized. Like it never existed. I hope for Iran's sake, they didn't fire a Chinese hypersonic missile at the Lincoln.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 28, 2026 07:56 AM (4nEGa)

234 I'm not holding my breathe waiting for European leader's opinions on our attack. They'll probably babble out leftist mush until the operation is a success in which case they say they supported it quietly.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 28, 2026 07:56 AM (HYqoK)

235 {{{bluebell}}}

Head on a swivel and have a plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 28, 2026 07:56 AM (u82oZ)

236 thx sf

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 28, 2026 07:56 AM (gbOdA)

237 The timing was brilliant. We got tactical surprise, again. Very hard to do.

Not strategic surprise, as we telegraphed our punch for a long time.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

I joked last night with our Scoutmaster who is National Guard Lt. Colonel that it looks like the Boy Scouts are going to war. Timely.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 28, 2026 07:56 AM (dK+Kv)

238 I think the EU is more concerned with evidence they've been colluding with Iran all along will be exposed.

I'd wager on it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 28, 2026 07:56 AM (jtM2q)

239 You west coasties are up early this morning!
Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2026 07:53 AM (79pEw)

---------

Forecast today is sunny and 77 degrees on the water today with moderate winds. I'm not missing any of it.

Hi Bluebell!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2026 07:56 AM (nWPIJ)

240 Operation There's a Buc-ee's in 143 miles, you can hold it.

Posted by: Dad's driving at February 28, 2026 07:57 AM (2Ez/1)

241 Operation My Best Is Good Enough

Posted by: fd - I don't even know what the fk at February 28, 2026 07:57 AM (vFG9F)

242 I liked the old style of two-random-word codenames ...

Feasible Soupbowl, Expressive Sandstone, that kind of thing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at February 28, 2026 07:58 AM (MIIRH)

243 Operation Achaemenid Restoration

Too obscure?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2026 07:58 AM (nWPIJ)

244 Mr. Hennigan, will say a prayer for you and your tooth. No shade to NGU, wherever he is, but I hate anything to do with the dentist even though my dentist is a wonderful lady and a wonderful dentist.

Posted by: bluebell at February 28, 2026 07:58 AM (79pEw)

245 Operation Did I Stutter?

Posted by: one hour sober at February 28, 2026 07:59 AM (Y1sOo)

246 More confirmation on Kharg Island power plant targeting

Potential hit on southeast Kharg Island power plant on infrared imagery.

Lat: 29.184°, Lon: 50.340°

This is distinct and new from the usual two flares, right on Kharg Island power plant.

To be confirmed with optical.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:59 AM (E4rtv)

247 Hegseth and the Nat Sec team along with the Israelis should be commended for a smooth operation so far. The fact that China is silent and that Russia is mainly issuing gaseous emissions tells us something too.
Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 07:47 AM (E4rtv)

It tells us that when the US is both confident enough and pissed off enough to unleash the full power of its military might, the rest of the world jumps into their hidey holes and pulls the manhole cover closed behind them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2026 07:59 AM (etYFQ)

248 Operation That's No Moon!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 28, 2026 07:59 AM (2J/Lj)

249 I liked the old style of two-random-word codenames…

I just ran my dictionary password script for a two-word code. Got:

“Biblicality Cadaverine”

I think you might have a point.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 28, 2026 07:59 AM (wY+GX)

250 Nood Coffee. Should I stay here for Iran news?

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 28, 2026 08:00 AM (cxFcK)

251 I think the EU is more concerned with evidence they've been colluding with Iran all along will be exposed.

I'd wager on it.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 28, 2026 07:56 AM (jtM2q)
----
I'll bet there's Dems (and maybe some R's) in Congress with similar concerns....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 28, 2026 08:00 AM (ESVrU)

252 Nood Coffee. Should I stay here for Iran news?

Never stay in an HQ thread after the lights go out.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 28, 2026 08:01 AM (wY+GX)

253 Operation Find Out seems appeopriate

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 28, 2026 08:01 AM (8AONa)

254 Tousi says that Khamenei is about to address the nation. Could be days old I guess.

Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 28, 2026 08:01 AM (cxFcK)

255 They'll probably babble out leftist mush until the operation is a success in which case they say they supported it quietly.
Posted by: Smell the Glove

They have been showing their ass all day. Ironically the Arabs in the Gulf have been more steadfast than those Europeans hiding behind the US skirts.

Backstabbing annoyances is what western Euro leaders have become--men with no balls and chest.

Meloni, Orban, and some of the Eastern Europeans are the only ones worth even responding to anymore.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 08:02 AM (E4rtv)

256 Operation Delayed Payment With Interest

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2026 08:02 AM (nWPIJ)

257 243 Operation Achaemenid Restoration

Too obscure?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2026 07:58 AM (nWPIJ)

Operation “I’m yo Aunt Esther!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2026 08:02 AM (etYFQ)

258 Operation Rub some dirt on it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 28, 2026 08:02 AM (qFwJc)

259 Women across Iran are so unbelievably joyful they can barely contain it

These women watched smoke rise after US-Israeli strikes in Iran and realized the Ayatollah's rein of terror is crashing down

PRESIDENT TRUMP TO THE RESCUE!

https://tinyurl.com/3f6vdkyk

Posted by: redridinghood at February 28, 2026 07:55 AM (NpAcC)

I am very happy for the citizens of Iran. It's been a long time coming.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 28, 2026 08:02 AM (dK+Kv)

260 Rumors the British Government may finally declare the IRGC to be a terrorist organization.

May.

Unbelievable.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 28, 2026 08:02 AM (X+xvk)

261 254 Tousi says that Khamenei is about to address the nation. Could be days old I guess.
Posted by: Blutarski
========

Watch for a speech with vague generalities.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 08:02 AM (E4rtv)

262 This article takes a look at the relationship between the Iranian military and the IRGC. Effecting a regime change in Iran means getting rid of the IRGC and they are not going to go without a major fight and getting rid of them with air power alone is a tough gambit. That leaves, it seems, the Iranian military to do that heavy lifting. What I don't understand is if the Iranian military, under the right conditions, is willing to get kinetic with the Mullahs and the IRGC. If the Mullahs and the IRGC leadership gets sufficiently decapitated that leaves a natural power vacuum to fill, presumably by the Iranian military. For now that natural power fault line is something I am going to actively looking for in the news.

https://is.gd/2mnMVt

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 28, 2026 08:03 AM (BnDlA)

263 Operation Rub some dirt on it.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 28, 2026 08:02 AM (qFwJc)


Operation don't make me come over there; oh you just did; why you hitting yourself?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 28, 2026 08:03 AM (dK+Kv)

264 This one's for the mullahs....

Operation Loose Bowels

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 28, 2026 08:03 AM (jtM2q)

265 Most importantly, Neil Sedaka has passed away at age 86 RIP
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 28, 2026 07:41 AM (x0n13)

Doo ron doo ron d d d d doo ron ron
Requiescat in pace

Posted by: Bad Blood no more at February 28, 2026 08:03 AM (TbWk/)

266 112 Will Marco Rubio be named as the new Ayatollah or just go back to the title of Shah of Iran?

-SLV

Marco is soon to be the King of Cuba.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 28, 2026 08:04 AM (4nEGa)

267 260 Rumors the British Government may finally declare the IRGC to be a terrorist organization.

May.

Unbelievable.
Posted by: Sam Adams

Makes me laugh. I guess Lord Ali has let Starmer the poofter try to claim a bit of credit after the US and Israel have done the actual damage to the IRGC. More probably, they figure the IRGC is over and want to steal their money in the West. Apparently figures in the IRGC and Iranian government own a pretty penny in London real estate and investments in the UK.

Posted by: whig at February 28, 2026 08:04 AM (E4rtv)

268 Tousi says that Khamenei is about to address the nation. Could be days old I guess.
Posted by: Blutarski, Gradually then Suddenly at February 28, 2026 08:01 AM (cxFcK)
---
Is he going to announce the emergence of the 12th Imam?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 28, 2026 08:05 AM (ESVrU)

269 "a UN Security Council meeting"

it's like when during a great soccer riot when everyone stops to behold midgets fighting

Posted by: TheCatAttackedMyFoot at February 28, 2026 08:05 AM (jrgJz)

270 Marco is soon to be the King of Cuba.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 28, 2026 08:04 AM (4nEGa)

Yeah, I'd think the Cuban Regime might be feeling a little incontinent this morning.

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at February 28, 2026 08:06 AM (7kJyR)

271 thx bb

Posted by: r hennigantx at February 28, 2026 08:06 AM (gbOdA)

272 Praying for the liberation of Iranian women, unjustly enslaved for 3 generations.

I hope they burn those hideous burkas.

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 28, 2026 08:09 AM (vfth7)

273 Events Democrats, Events.

And don't make me jail you for being traitors. And confiscate all your money.

-President Trump.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 28, 2026 08:10 AM (u82oZ)

274 Operation We're Sick of Your Shit

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 28, 2026 08:10 AM (nWPIJ)

275 Posted by: Bruce at February 28, 2026 07:41 AM (mlony)

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 28, 2026 08:10 AM (Ezs10)

276 Anybody else missing Peter Arnett, Bernard Shaw, and John Holliman about now?

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 28, 2026 08:10 AM (BnDlA)

277 This operation should be called: About F***** Time.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2026 08:12 AM (XV/Pl)

278 Operation: ABF (Ayatollah’s Be Frying)

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 28, 2026 08:13 AM (XV/Pl)

279 Oops. UK Government condemns the United States, and tells us "hands off Iran."

Useless. Europeans are utterly useless as "allies."

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 28, 2026 08:20 AM (X+xvk)

280 I think after looking at how Europe is going with immigration they just need to sit in the cuck chair for this

Posted by: LOR VIA at February 28, 2026 08:23 AM (+uTfj)

281 >>Macron calls for urgent UN Security Council meeting

Oh, no, a UN Security Council meeting. Trump has surely stepped in it now.
Posted by: one hour sober

Apparently we're gonna need a hall pass to use the restroom.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at February 28, 2026 08:23 AM (1JFYK)

282 Any word from the 12th Imam in the well?

Posted by: Lassie at February 28, 2026 08:27 AM (oftw2)

283 That’s excellent, especially since it means we’ve taken the facility offline without damaging it too badly. The Shah is going to need Kharg up and running to rebuild the country.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 28, 2026 07:54 AM (etYFQ)

We can deploy nuclear reactors now via Globemaster air lifts.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 28, 2026 08:29 AM (WYStd)

284 Sam Adams

First the Iranian people freed. Then the UK subjects freed. One at a time, please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 28, 2026 08:29 AM (u82oZ)

285 First the Iranian people freed. Then the UK subjects freed. One at a time, please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog

********************

I support this message.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 28, 2026 08:34 AM (X+xvk)

286 Off to get some shuteye.

Posted by: Sam Adams at February 28, 2026 08:35 AM (X+xvk)

287 I liked the old style of two-random-word codenames
——-

Reminds me - The old name for the head of the Navy (prior to 7 December 1941, Pearl Harbor) for Commander in chief US was abbreviated “CINCUS” which was perhaps a little too on the nose.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 28, 2026 08:37 AM (m+uh6)

288 Anybody else missing Peter Arnett, Bernard Shaw, and John Holliman about now?
———

Not really. What happened to that CNN war slut?

Shaw famously nuked the Dukakis campaign, basically. He was known for being a bit provocative. Right out of the gate during an interview, asked ole Mike if he would be in favor of the death penalty for the perp if his wife Kitty were raped and murdered. Dukakis gave some rambling academic cerebral response that didn’t sound too promising for Kitty. It was a bullshit question probably, but he could have handled it better.

One reason I’m sure why all political events and interviews on the left are total hollywood productions now, completely scripted and carefully choreographed. Trump knew how to break through this nonsense.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 28, 2026 08:43 AM (m+uh6)

289 Anybody have a good Iran update link for the TBTGT?

Posted by: KT at February 28, 2026 08:47 AM (7vIsy)

290
Iranian govt. negotiated to stall
for time as usual. Trump
got fed up with their bullshit.

There were headlines yesterday that Iran had agreed to turn over their enriched uranium and open their nuclear sites for inspection. I guess nobody believed them. Who would, at this point.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 28, 2026 08:48 AM (azNOR)

291 Care to ask if I trust the five-eyes allies?

Posted by: connected and litigious at February 28, 2026 08:50 AM (cS1cw)

292 A deflection (hopefully permanent) from the Caliphate timeline.
Islam needs to reform to allow exegesis of the Koran. This would allow Muslims to separate the political from the spiritual, negating the more bloodthirsty provisions of Islam, like the Judeo-Christian tradition has done with the bloodthirsty passages of the Old Testament. Then we can "agree to disagree" and live in physical, if not spiritual, peace.
Otherwise, we throw them out of the west, lock them into their own areas, and kick their asses anytime they uppity, OR (poorest option) we "Final Solution" their asses.
We can't live with a religion that preaches Conversion or Death.

Posted by: buddhaha at February 28, 2026 08:56 AM (U0hFr)

293 I can't believe we did this on Islam's 58th most holy day.

Posted by: Tucker Carlson at February 28, 2026 08:57 AM (tUiB5)

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