Do You Believe In Miracle Memes?

Howdy Horde! Welcome to Friday night. This week, the hottest subject in meming has been the meltdown of our neighbors to the north over the US beating Canada for the gold, so there's more than a couple of memes on that topic.

Fido Friday: Thief!

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Tonight's game:

I'll start: Peter Dinklage

Look! A hockey meme!

Gang violence is on the rise in LA

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Everything reminds me of her

This is cool

Grok, why do women live longer than men?

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It bee that way sometimes

Career advice

Impressive skills

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Hey! Another hockey meme!

Be all that you can be

Bowling night!

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Fun fact

AOC jokes

Nailed it

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Could that be...a hockey meme?

Bonus! Feline Friday: Tank!

Dudes being dudes

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This one is more of a Canada meme

Don't

Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the coolest stove ever:

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— ONT WTF (@OntWtf) February 28, 2026

I want one.

Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM

Comments

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1 I believe.

I BELIEVE!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2026 10:00 PM (JkO4W)

2 1st

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 27, 2026 10:00 PM (DIY2E)

3 Damn- congrats, Cicero! Howdy, WD

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 27, 2026 10:01 PM (DIY2E)

4 On Time!

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 27, 2026 10:01 PM (7rP4D)

5 Good evening good people.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2026 10:01 PM (cYBz/)

6 Good evening morons y gracias wd por el ont

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 10:02 PM (RIvkX)

7 Sorry. I was just skipping past the Ashton Kutcher episodes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2026 10:02 PM (JkO4W)

8 I think in 4 years we should go after them in curling.
But American style - Roomba for brooms, .22 starter pistol to get it going (blank pushes a good bit of gas out the muzzle).

Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2026 10:03 PM (nCVYJ)

9 The Most Awful Bond:

Kevin Bacon

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 10:04 PM (RIvkX)

10 Top, Carrot Top.

Posted by: The Most Awful Bond at February 27, 2026 10:05 PM (Q+gd/)

11 Sorry I'm late, my Teddy Bear was explaining to me that it was perfectly fine to cancel my therapist appointment because I was not actually suffering any delusions.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 27, 2026 10:05 PM (jle4A)

12 Ah, heck, read the post

Posted by: RI Red - who is now Somebody! at February 27, 2026 10:06 PM (o19x0)

13 Question: Does bowling have an infield fly rule?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2026 10:07 PM (JkO4W)

14 Most awful Bond? Page, "Eliot" Page.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 10:07 PM (8zz6B)

15 Terrible Bond casting: Elliot (formerly Ellen) Page.

(Dishonorable mention for George Lazenby.)

Posted by: tankdemon at February 27, 2026 10:07 PM (jle4A)

16 I want one too, Weird Dave.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 10:08 PM (I40wl)

17 Andy Dick, 007

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at February 27, 2026 10:09 PM (DIY2E)

18 How about David Spade? Perfectly awful Bond, according to DH.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 10:09 PM (I40wl)

19 Michael Sera(sp?)

Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 27, 2026 10:09 PM (zZu0s)

20 Who is the dude who plays Mr. Bean? Probably him.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 10:10 PM (I40wl)

21 Please tell me Vancouver is NOT flying flags at half-staff over a hockey game. Seriously.

Posted by: Emmie at February 27, 2026 10:10 PM (FMtrg)

22 I laughed way too hard at the male bee life cycle meme.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 27, 2026 10:10 PM (jle4A)

23 The Most awful Bond.? Alan Alda. Talk about gold plated suckitude.

Posted by: Will Robinson at February 27, 2026 10:10 PM (2H3yT)

24 Dammit, who was that one whiny guy? Was in UHF. Milo?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 27, 2026 10:10 PM (zZu0s)

25 I flinched when that bowling lady let go of the ball backwards.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 10:11 PM (Cqx++)

26 Woody Allen would have made a great Bond!

Posted by: Jus Sayin at February 27, 2026 10:11 PM (r+qgd)

27 Who is the dude who plays Mr. Bean? Probably him.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 10:10 PM (I40wl)

In Black adder, you could actually see him as cunning and dashing by turns. Not the worst.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 27, 2026 10:11 PM (zZu0s)

28 Sylvester Stallone.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 10:11 PM (I40wl)

29 worst possible Bond? Jack Black

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 27, 2026 10:11 PM (w/O5Q)

30 26 Woody Allen would have made a great Bond!
Posted by: Jus Sayin at February 27, 2026 10:11 PM (r+qgd)

He was Jimmy Bond! In the original Casino Royale. With David Niven.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 10:12 PM (I40wl)

31 I want that stove

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 27, 2026 10:13 PM (vfth7)

32 Other Question: Is there a part of downtown LA where the sorority girls meet to fight with pillows?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2026 10:13 PM (JkO4W)

33 Hey WD.

Hope you are well. I enjoyed your hugs and talk about Jim SND.

I miss him too.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2026 10:13 PM (A5RD0)

34 Impressive video
-- but can she do it blindfolded?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 27, 2026 10:13 PM (vfth7)

35 31 I want that stove
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 27, 2026 10:13 PM (vfth7)

Me too. I could cook the hell out of anything on that stove.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 10:13 PM (I40wl)

36 I LOLed over the cat in the armadillo shell.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 27, 2026 10:14 PM (7bBwZ)

37 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 27, 2026 10:14 PM (hybOl)

38 36 I LOLed over the cat in the armadillo shell.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 27, 2026 10:14 PM (7bBwZ). Me too

Posted by: PaleRider at February 27, 2026 10:14 PM (vlkz/)

39 29 worst possible Bond? Jack Black

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No love for Gilbert Gottfried?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2026 10:15 PM (JkO4W)

40 Worst Bond?
Will Ferrell

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 27, 2026 10:15 PM (vfth7)

41 Yay, ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at February 27, 2026 10:15 PM (lUFok)

42 The Russian girl taking down the AK and putting back together was impressive.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 27, 2026 10:16 PM (cWLG3)

43 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

The coolest stove ever is sitting in our kitchen as we speak. Chambers stove circa 1930's. Gifted to us 25 years ago by a work friend whose parents bought her a new gas stove for her historic house.

The (not original to the house) stove that came with our circa 1907 house didn't have a working oven, and the stove was perfect for our decor.

Sucker weighs at least a couple of hundred pounds....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 27, 2026 10:16 PM (SRRAx)

44 Joe Pesci. "Awful? Awful how?"

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2026 10:17 PM (Q+gd/)

45 Steve Buscemi would be a hell of a Bond.

Posted by: Rex B at February 27, 2026 10:17 PM (GI9/m)

46 Woody Allen as “Jimmy” Bond.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 27, 2026 10:17 PM (ZVgZ4)

47 Nice Chambers range.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 27, 2026 10:18 PM (7rP4D)

48 Worst James Bond actor

Their serious choice: Timothee Chalamet

Snark: Nathan Lane

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 27, 2026 10:18 PM (4hjRS)

49 Gary Oldman would be a great Bond.

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2026 10:18 PM (Q+gd/)

50 20 Who is the dude who plays Mr. Bean? Probably him.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 10:10 PM (I40wl)

Rowan Atkinson. He was in Never Say Never Again.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 27, 2026 10:18 PM (jle4A)

51 Oh, and worst possible Bond replacement - Timothee Chalamet.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 27, 2026 10:18 PM (SRRAx)

52 Worst possible Bond? Yoga or Yogurt.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 27, 2026 10:18 PM (S/Y4j)

53 Who is the dude who plays Mr. Bean? Probably him.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 10:10 PM (I40wl)

He already has starred as James Bond, although they called him Johnny English.

Posted by: Blahblahblah at February 27, 2026 10:18 PM (ca+Gv)

54 Tonight's game: (Surrogate James Bond)

___________________________

I have two:

Crispin Glover
Gilbert Gottfried (unfortunately deceased)

Posted by: Orson at February 27, 2026 10:19 PM (dIske)

55 David Niven did the role better.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 27, 2026 10:19 PM (ZVgZ4)

56 Expansive ONT WeirdDave! Thanks!

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 27, 2026 10:19 PM (ZTJjv)

57 26 Woody Allen would have made a great Bond!
Posted by: Jus Sayin at February 27, 2026 10:11 PM (r+qgd)

Have you seen Casino Royale (1967 version?)

Posted by: tankdemon at February 27, 2026 10:19 PM (jle4A)

58 BTW, we donate regularly to the monks in WYO. They are very much the real deal. Prayer warriors, particularly for those who donate and ask. Of course, they will pray if you ask, and don't donate, because it is their job to do so.

https://www.carmelitemonks.org/

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2026 10:20 PM (I40wl)

59 evening, all

Posted by: caf at February 27, 2026 10:20 PM (qS/Xm)

60 Worst Bond replacement? Joy Reid with Don Lemon as Moneypenny.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 27, 2026 10:20 PM (ZTJjv)

61 Woody Allen as “Jimmy” Bond.
Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 27, 2026 10:17 PM (ZVgZ4)

He was by far the "worst" of the actual actors playing the role, but in fairness, it was a sendup of the Bond trope.

I still maintain that "Eliot" Page is the worst possible choice, since she is a neutered woman cosplaying as a man.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 10:20 PM (8zz6B)

62 Worst Bond?

Pete Buttigieg.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2026 10:21 PM (A5RD0)

63 13 Question: Does bowling have an infield fly rule?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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I remember bowling balls as being HEAVY.
Slinging them into the ceiling seems quite a feat.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 27, 2026 10:21 PM (7rP4D)

64 Range is very nice. Might be hard to keep clean.

Posted by: Alice Nelson at February 27, 2026 10:21 PM (oftw2)

65 14 Most awful Bond? Page, "Eliot" Page.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 10:07 PM (8zz6B)

15 Terrible Bond casting: Elliot (formerly Ellen) Page.

(Dishonorable mention for George Lazenby.)
Posted by: tankdemon at February 27, 2026 10:07 PM (jle4A)

Horde Mind in effect!

Posted by: tankdemon at February 27, 2026 10:21 PM (jle4A)

66 Outstanding ONT, Weird Dave. You might want one, but I don't think you'd like having one..

Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 27, 2026 10:21 PM (33qKx)

67 Worst Bond? Phoebe Waller-Bridge. She already sucked at being Indiana Jones' replacement.

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 27, 2026 10:22 PM (7bBwZ)

68 Worst James Bond? Norman Fell

(stolen from early 80s Letterman)

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at February 27, 2026 10:22 PM (0bjKf)

69 Dude who plays Mr Bean? Rowan Atkinson? Check out Johnny Dangerously.

Posted by: Darles Chickens at February 27, 2026 10:22 PM (vOKvj)

70 42 The Russian girl taking down the AK and putting back together was impressive.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 27, 2026 10:16 PM (cWLG3)

But how is she at sammiches?

Posted by: tankdemon at February 27, 2026 10:22 PM (jle4A)

71 Mr Bean has played a Bond like character.

He also had a turn as a detective in the series Maigret.

He wouldn’t be the worst Bond, in fact he would probably make an interesting Bond.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 10:23 PM (XV/Pl)

72 Lashana lynch

Posted by: Ak viking at February 27, 2026 10:23 PM (I40wl)

73

Goldberg. Whoopi Goldberg

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 10:23 PM (Cqx++)

74 Aargh. I meant Johnny English.

Posted by: Darles Chickens at February 27, 2026 10:24 PM (vOKvj)

75 They had a fan blindfolded pillow fight between innings of the Banana Ball game last night. They were swinging!

Posted by: Mike Lindell at February 27, 2026 10:24 PM (oftw2)

76 But how is she at sammiches?
Posted by: tankdemon at February 27, 2026 10:22 PM (jle4A)

I would eat her borscht.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 10:25 PM (8zz6B)

77 Worst Bond? I sure hope Elliot (formerly Ellen) Page hasn’t been taken.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 27, 2026 10:25 PM (ZTJjv)

78 22 I laughed way too hard at the male bee life cycle meme.
Posted by: tankdemon

Me too

Oh, our town has a Gay Street and a Nutt Road.
So recently on a fb neighborhood post, about toad work, someone asked
"What's going on at Nutt & Gay?"

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 27, 2026 10:25 PM (vfth7)

79 Worst Bond? Timpon Walz.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 27, 2026 10:26 PM (FXNzP)

80 69 Dude who plays Mr Bean? Rowan Atkinson? Check out Johnny Dangerously.
Posted by: Darles Chickens at February 27, 2026 10:22 PM (vOKvj)

Johnny Dangerously was Michael Keaton in a send-up of 1930's gangster flicks. Johnny English was the Atkinson Bond parody.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 27, 2026 10:26 PM (jle4A)

81 Good evening Horde. Thanks WD!

Posted by: TRex - Friday night dino at February 27, 2026 10:26 PM (cCn4/)

82 Worse actor to play Bond?

Nicolas Cage.

Worse actor to play any character?

Nicolas Cage.

Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2026 10:26 PM (wvc0i)

83 The American win over Canada was like Trump beating Hill-Dawg.

It was easily predictable for me, unlike for most people. Unfortunately, I gave up wagering when my youngest was born, so I didn't bet on USA hockey like I did on Trump '16.

But it was an easy one... most bettors bet on the past, instead of the present, and if past is prologue Canada should have been the sure thing.

Problem was, this was the first Olympic games in the last 14 years that the NHL released players for the Olympics - and Canadian pro players have been consistently outclassed by Americans for 30 seasons, and particularly for the last 10.

The talent pool was shallow for them, and deep for us. I only got it wrong insofar as it was closer than I thought it'd be - and I didn't know the USA would sweep gold - but I knew we'd sweep Canada.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 10:27 PM (BI5O2)

84
But how is she at sammiches?
Posted by: tankdemon
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She will teach you.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 27, 2026 10:27 PM (7rP4D)

85 Stanley Myron Handelman would have made a good Bond, kinda nebbish like Woody Allen.

Posted by: Virgil Starkwell at February 27, 2026 10:28 PM (oftw2)

86 Well, you have to limit your Bonds to English actors.

And that’s hard as most English actors are good, it’s hard to find a really bad English actor.

Maybe Simon Pegg, but that’s only because he looks nothing like a Bond.

I would pay money to see Rickey Gervsis do an Office type sendup of Bond.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 10:29 PM (XV/Pl)

87 Accountability. Where the hell is it?

One bright place: So, the count of thugs who invaded the Minneapolis church and have been arrested? Count is 39.

Deputy AG Harmeet Dhillon is on the job

Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 27, 2026 10:29 PM (X50dQ)

88 Gary Oldman would be a great Bond.
Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2026 10:18 PM (Q+gd/)

The short black actor?

Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2026 10:30 PM (nCVYJ)

89 If she was still around, I'd recommend Lawanda Page (Aunt Ester from Sanford & Son) for an American 007. She might have a PPK, but you have to watch out for her purse.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 27, 2026 10:31 PM (S/Y4j)

90 Bad Bond? Steven Seagal. Or Will Sasso.

Posted by: Many options available at February 27, 2026 10:31 PM (TbWk/)

91 My parched a stove very much like that one.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2026 10:31 PM (2WIwB)

92 Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2026 10:26 PM (wvc0i)

15 yards

Unnecessary Hate

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 27, 2026 10:31 PM (4hjRS)

93 Problem was, this was the first Olympic games in the last 14 years that the NHL released players for the Olympics - and Canadian pro players have been consistently outclassed by Americans for 30 seasons, and particularly for the last 10.

The talent pool was shallow for them, and deep for us. I only got it wrong insofar as it was closer than I thought it'd be - and I didn't know the USA would sweep gold - but I knew we'd sweep Canada.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 10:27 PM (BI5O2)

Without an almost supernatural performance by Hellebuyck, the Canadians win that game by three goals easily. Yes, the US won the game, but it wasn't because we outclassed them.

Posted by: tankdemon at February 27, 2026 10:32 PM (jle4A)

94 Worst Bond replacement? Joy Reid with Don Lemon as Moneypenny.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 27, 2026 10:20 PM (ZTJjv)

Winner.

Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2026 10:32 PM (nCVYJ)

95 Benny Hill might have made a poor Bond. Or Onslow from Keeping Up Appearances.

Posted by: English, It Is Then at February 27, 2026 10:32 PM (oftw2)

96 Correction: the thugs invaded the church in St. Paul, Minnesota

Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 27, 2026 10:32 PM (eBcaT)

97 Oh, British actors
That's harder

Mainly because I'm not acquainted with their low-talent class

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 27, 2026 10:33 PM (vfth7)

98 Gary Oldman would be a great Bond.
Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2026 10:18 PM (Q+gd/)

The short black actor?
Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2026 10:30 PM (nCVYJ)

Whatchu talkin bout, Moneypenny?

Posted by: Gary Coleman's reanimated corpse at February 27, 2026 10:33 PM (TbWk/)

99 Worst Bond?

John Candy

Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 27, 2026 10:33 PM (a4flb)

100 Worst Bond: Chespirito

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2026 10:34 PM (rbvCR)

101 Damn.
My parents had a stove like that one.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 27, 2026 10:34 PM (2WIwB)

102 Worst Bond?
Herman. Peewee Herman.

Posted by: RoadRunner at February 27, 2026 10:34 PM (Lyv1/)

103 Worst Bond replacement? Joy Reid with Don Lemon as Moneypenny.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 27, 2026 10:20 PM (ZTJjv)

Winner.
Posted by: GWB
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But...who for Pussy Galore?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 10:34 PM (XeU6L)

104 Sean Connery would probably be a terrible Bond actor. now

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2026 10:34 PM (cO9Uq)

105 So recently on a fb neighborhood post, about toad work, someone asked
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 27, 2026 10:25 PM (vfth7)

Toad work?
I got NUTTin'.

Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2026 10:34 PM (nCVYJ)

106 How about Adam Sandler as Worst 007?

Posted by: Another Anon at February 27, 2026 10:35 PM (4h45B)

107 @102 Herman, Mr. P. W. Herman

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 27, 2026 10:35 PM (cWLG3)

108 103 Worst Bond replacement? Joy Reid with Don Lemon as Moneypenny.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 27, 2026 10:20 PM (ZTJjv)

Winner.
Posted by: GWB
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But...who for Pussy Galore?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 10:34 PM (XeU6L)

You mean Taint Abundant

Posted by: Rectal Surfeit at February 27, 2026 10:35 PM (TbWk/)

109 86 Well, you have to limit your Bonds to English actors.

And that’s hard as most English actors are good, it’s hard to find a really bad English actor.

Maybe Simon Pegg, but that’s only because he looks nothing like a Bond.

I would pay money to see Rickey Gervsis do an Office type sendup of Bond.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2026 10:29 PM (XV/Pl)

Not neceassarily true. The two best Bonds were Connery, who is Scottish, and Brosnan, who is Irish. (Of course the worst Bond, Lazenby, was Australian.)

Posted by: tankdemon at February 27, 2026 10:36 PM (jle4A)

110 The new Bond?
Megan Rapinoe of course.

Posted by: wth at February 27, 2026 10:36 PM (BT3km)

111 I’m thinking field stripping an M4 is a lot easier. Looks like she had trouble with the piston .

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 27, 2026 10:36 PM (4hjRS)

112 Cock Aplenty

Posted by: Don Lemon in his supporting role at February 27, 2026 10:36 PM (TbWk/)

113 Correction: the thugs invaded the church in St. Paul, Minnesota
Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 27, 2026 10:32 PM (eBcaT)

Well, they couldn't spell Manyhumpolis.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 10:37 PM (8zz6B)

114 43 Hello, Horde! 😊💕

The coolest stove ever is sitting in our kitchen as we speak. Chambers stove circa 1930's. Gifted to us 25 years ago by a work friend whose parents bought her a new gas stove for her historic house

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 27, 2026 10:16 PM (SRRAx)

The stove in the house I grew up in was a beautiful beast. Four burners plus a larger fifth center burner, over which a cast aluminum griddle would go. Oh, and the pilot lights had these little trivets over them, which was great for melting butter or keeping your coffee warm. There were three metal covers that you would pull up and over to conceal the burners when not in use. Sleek, is the best word to describe it.

To the left of the oven was drawer for storing pots. You used a match to light the oven. Start the gas, strike the match, hold it to the little intake port, and ...whoosh. Mostly, your eyebrows were not a required sacrifice to appease this oven-god. Mostly...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 27, 2026 10:37 PM (nbLIj)

115 I want one.

Posted by: WeirdDave

Maybe ask Ace to get them for the COBs!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at February 27, 2026 10:37 PM (H0pbe)

116 Schwimmer, especially if Anniston is the Bond girl.

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2026 10:37 PM (Q+gd/)

117 Try this actor for size:
Driver, Adam Driver
Or
Ren, Sith Kylo Ren

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 27, 2026 10:37 PM (S/Y4j)

118 George Lazenby was offered the lead in a second Bond movie (Golden Gun) but turned it down, he thought spy movies were going out of style.

Posted by: Joemarine at February 27, 2026 10:38 PM (y171U)

119 Dame Judy Dench—a national treasure

Posted by: Peanut Broccoli at February 27, 2026 10:38 PM (fKeBm)

120 86 Well, you have to limit your Bonds to English actors.

Hey, if Vivien Leigh can play Scarlett O'Hara, and Cynthia Erivo can be cast as Jesus Christ in JC Superstar, then Bond shouldn't be limited to British actors.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 27, 2026 10:38 PM (SRRAx)

121 Without an almost supernatural performance by Hellebuyck, the Canadians win that game by three goals easily. Yes, the US won the game, but it wasn't because we outclassed them.
Posted by: tankdemon at February 27, 2026 10:32

It doesn't change the fact that I called the US beating Canada in both men's and women's hockey ahead of the games. It was predictable for me, even though my boss laughed me off about it.

Just like Hillary should have beat Trump, and didn't, and everyone laughed that off. But I won a good deal of money off that.

It's how you win big bets and I'm fuckin' kicking myself for not betting these games.

C'est la vie, as the Canadians say.

*shrugs*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 10:39 PM (BI5O2)

122 One bright place: So, the count of thugs who invaded the Minneapolis church and have been arrested? Count is 39.

Deputy AG Harmeet Dhillon is on the job
Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 27, 2026 10:29 PM (X50dQ)
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This gives me enormous emotional relief.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2026 10:39 PM (RIvkX)

123 Worst Bond replacement? Joy Reid with Don Lemon as Moneypenny.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 27, 2026 10:20 PM (ZTJjv)

Winner.
Posted by: GWB
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But...who for Pussy Galore?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 10:34 PM (XeU6L)

Since we're talking worst... Pelosi? Olbermann? Bruce Jenner?

Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2026 10:39 PM (nCVYJ)

124 If we can include Irishmen, Litttle Jackie Wright would have made a poor Bond.

Posted by: Bob Todd at February 27, 2026 10:39 PM (oftw2)

125 Slim Whitman would have made a great Bond. Just imagine Thunderball as a musical.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2026 10:39 PM (+HNx/)

126 @120 But still, Henry Cavill could've been a contender.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at February 27, 2026 10:40 PM (cWLG3)

127 I've mentioned before that Daliah Lavi, of Casino Royale, lived a couple of doors down the street.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 10:40 PM (XeU6L)

128 Henry Cavill has such bad luck with casting

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 27, 2026 10:41 PM (vfth7)

129 Since we're talking worst... Pelosi? Olbermann? Bruce Jenner?
Posted by: GWB
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Hillary

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 10:41 PM (XeU6L)

130 Worst Bond?

Carrot Top.

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 10:42 PM (rdVOm)

131 Happy evening! Fun content, WD! We went to the Hummingbird in Mobile for dinner, I had gussied up southern food - collards with field peas and a cornbread crostini, plus a mini buttermilk biscuit with sorghum and house made butter topped with smoked sea salt. It was so good.

Posted by: Piper at February 27, 2026 10:42 PM (p4NUW)

132 103 Worst Bond replacement? Joy Reid with Don Lemon as Moneypenny.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 27, 2026 10:20 PM (ZTJjv)

Winner.
Posted by: GWB
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But...who for Pussy Galore?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

Anderson Pooper

Posted by: Harvey Milk at February 27, 2026 10:42 PM (fKeBm)

133 If we can include Irishmen, Litttle Jackie Wright would have made a poor Bond.
Posted by: Bob Todd at February 27, 2026 10:39 PM (oftw2)

Well, if that's the standard, then why not Rosie ODonnell as worst?

Posted by: GWB at February 27, 2026 10:42 PM (nCVYJ)

134 Henry Cavill has such bad luck with casting
Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 27, 2026 10:41 PM (vfth7)

I thought Immortals was underrated.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 27, 2026 10:42 PM (4hjRS)

135 I’m thinking field stripping an M4 is a lot easier. Looks like she had trouble with the piston .
Posted by: Opinion fact at February 27, 2026 10:36 PM (4hjRS)

The think with the AK is that the button on the back of the receiver is pretty stiff, dust cover has to slide in just right, and the gas tube is always a pain to get out. 45 seconds is not bad for a tear down and reassembly.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2026 10:43 PM (rbvCR)

136 Hey WD.

Hope you are well. I enjoyed your hugs and talk about Jim SND.

I miss him too.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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His last rifle is being raffled - see details at linky in nic

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 27, 2026 10:43 PM (/lPRQ)

137 Wilfrid Brambell would be a poor Bond, also.

Posted by: A Hard Days Night at February 27, 2026 10:43 PM (oftw2)

138 Honorable mention for worst Bond film actors? Judy Stench.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 27, 2026 10:44 PM (ZTJjv)

139 Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2026 10:43 PM (rbvCR)

I’ve never field stripped an AK. But it appeared the things you pointed it was were she had the most trouble.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 27, 2026 10:46 PM (4hjRS)

140 Wilfrid Brambell would be a poor Bond, also.
Posted by: A Hard Days Night at February 27, 2026 10:43 PM (oftw2)

Wilfred Brimley would have been a good diabetic Bond.

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at February 27, 2026 10:47 PM (ZTJjv)

141 Honorable mention for worst Bond film actors? Judy Stench.
Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel
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There's nothing like a dame.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2026 10:47 PM (XeU6L)

142 "Who's a great big boy?"
"I'm a great big boy!"

Love it!

Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 27, 2026 10:48 PM (OZn6h)

143 Accountability. Where the hell is it?

One bright place: So, the count of thugs who invaded the Minneapolis church and have been arrested? Count is 39.

Deputy AG Harmeet Dhillon is on the job
Posted by: JM in Illinois

But they burn a cross on the front law?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 27, 2026 10:48 PM (/lPRQ)

144 Prince Harry could portray Bond, with M played by his wife. M's briefings would be one long tirade at 007.

His first mission would be to get out and figure how to save the world by himself. Just bring me lots of money.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 27, 2026 10:48 PM (S/Y4j)

145 >>>I'll start: Peter Dinklage

>Clint Howard. Tranya, shaked not stirred.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 27, 2026 10:48 PM (gVUi7)

146 Gordon G. Chang@GordonGChang . 1h

Americans have common enemies, and Anthropic has sided with them. Expropriate the company,

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 27, 2026 10:49 PM (7rP4D)

147 There were three metal covers that you would pull up and over to conceal the burners when not in use. Sleek, is the best word to describe it.

To the left of the oven was drawer for storing pots. You used a match to light the oven. Start the gas, strike the match, hold it to the little intake port, and ...whoosh. Mostly, your eyebrows were not a required sacrifice to appease this oven-god. Mostly...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 27, 2026 10:37 PM (nbLIj)

Ours has one big "cover" - called the mother-in-law cover - that pulls out over the entire griddle/burner area. To the right of the oven is a chamber that stores pots specifically made to fit in the Thermowell (the 1930's version of a crockpot). We still have to light a match (we use a BBQ flamer) to ignite the burners and the oven.

The selling point of Chambers stoves was/is that the oven is so well insulated that in the morning you can preheat the oven to 600°, let it heat for 10 minutes, then turn off the gas and put your food (like a roast or a stew) in the oven for the rest of the day. By the time hubby got home from work, dinner would be done.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 27, 2026 10:50 PM (SRRAx)

148 Worst Bond: Rosie O'Donnell
Runner-Up: Sean Connery. I mean, he's been dead for a few years now, so probably couldn't do his own stunts....

Posted by: Checklight at February 27, 2026 10:50 PM (wBe+K)

149 I’m thinking field stripping an M4 is a lot easier. Looks like she had trouble with the piston .
Posted by: Opinion fact

Looked like three or four fumbles.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 27, 2026 10:50 PM (/lPRQ)

150 Wil Wheaton plays Bond as Wesley Crusher.

Posted by: 13times at February 27, 2026 10:51 PM (CuztD)

151 An AK is *very* easy to strip. I can do it with my eyes shut in less than 10. Reassembly is slower, but still... eyes shut.

But, I've had AKs and SKSs since I was a kid. Those rifles are second nature and there's no way I could do an AR even close to as fast. It would probably take me an hour.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 10:52 PM (BI5O2)

152 Harry

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2026 10:53 PM (+HNx/)

153 Dean

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2026 10:53 PM (+HNx/)

154 Stanton

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 27, 2026 10:53 PM (+HNx/)

155 Elon Musk@elonmusk . 19h

Anthropic hates Western Civilization

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 27, 2026 10:55 PM (7rP4D)

156 His last rifle is being raffled - see details at linky in nic
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 27, 2026

$ sent!

Posted by: Piper at February 27, 2026 10:56 PM (OoFl2)

157 Pedro Pascal for Bond. For the modern audience.

Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2026 10:56 PM (vSvIl)

158

Neil Connery

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 10:56 PM (Cqx++)

159 I can't tell you how many of those old stoves I saw ending up as scrap when I used to do kitchens. We worked in older towns with old houses that were mostly 2 family houses. The oldest I remember was build in 1874 and most probably in early 1900's. Many still had gas pipes in the wall for lighting before houses got electricity. The houses were in the families for generations. The older ones always take the second floor, their kids take the first floor when they become adults and have kids, their kids grow up, grandparents on second floor die off, parents now take the second floor, and it just repeats. The end result is many of the second floor kitchens were ancient because by the time the older ones moved upstairs they didn't give a shit about renovationg. When I started doing kitchens it was at the point where all those kitchens were finally on the last legs. All those old stoves were there, and nobody wanted them. I would get sick watching those things go to scrap. We had to sledgehammer a beautiful 2 tone cast iron gas on gas because it was 100's of pounds, it would never go down the stairs, and most likely was assembled on the job when it was new.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2026 10:58 PM (snZF9)

160 His last rifle is being raffled - see details at linky in nic
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 27, 2026 10:43 PM (/lPRQ)

Note taken, thanks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 10:58 PM (8zz6B)

161 His last rifle is being raffled - see details at linky in nic
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 27, 2026

$ sent!
Posted by: Piper

I never met him, but if I did I would prolly throw in for a couple tickets. Kim was trusted to liquidate what was left and that one rifle is the last to go.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 27, 2026 10:58 PM (/lPRQ)

162 I worked in a bowling alley during college. I had to stop that video for my sanity.

Posted by: JohnFNotKerry at February 27, 2026 10:59 PM (xfRZZ)

163 My grandma's old, wood-fired, kitchen stove is in a small-town museum now.

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 11:01 PM (rdVOm)

164 Sweet.

As an unjabbed Canuck treated like shit, I'm thrilled with the US hockey win. We don't deserve nice things....

I have 3.5 last beers before I start pills tomorrow. My family doctor has been here for about 10 or 12 years. My last time seeing him was 2019. But i called in, he talked with me and prescribed stuff. I won't be drinking when I take the pills.

There's also people coming in to check on me now. I asked for help after caregiving 24 - 7 for 14 years. My brain is on overdrive.. I'll let you know how the Ontario medical system helps.

I'm going to bed after my last few beers. My friends' cat Snowflake is here sleeping on my bed. Of course, she's always welcome here. But still, maybe my stress levels would be lower without wildlife making themselves at home...

Posted by: Stateless at February 27, 2026 11:02 PM (Sco7b)

165 The selling point of Chambers stoves was/is that the oven is so well insulated that in the morning you can preheat the oven to 600°, let it heat for 10 minutes, then turn off the gas and put your food (like a roast or a stew) in the oven for the rest of the day. By the time hubby got home from work, dinner would be done.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 27, 2026 10:50 PM (SRRAx)

Fan-CEE..

Another thing I remember was the slide lock for the burner knobs. The knobs rode on these semi-circular stems, and you had to slide the lock to one side, allowing the knob to turn. I wish I could remember the name of that range..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 27, 2026 11:02 PM (nbLIj)

166 I know there's a million kinds of ARs, and I'm sure some of them are pretty simple. But they all look too complex, and it's why I never bought one. They're fun to shoot, but I wouldn't want the trouble of owning one. And they aren't powerful enough. I view them like sports cars vs. pickup trucks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 11:03 PM (BI5O2)

167 Rodney Dangerfield

Posted by: Beartooth at February 27, 2026 11:03 PM (ggkmJ)

168
I never met him, but if I did I would prolly throw in for a couple tickets. Kim was trusted to liquidate what was left and that one rifle is the last to go.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 27, 2026 10:58 PM (/lPRQ)

I was very lucky to meet him at the 2024 TX MOME. He was everything everyone says he was. Truly.

Posted by: Piper at February 27, 2026 11:04 PM (OoFl2)

169 {{{{STATELESS!!!}}}}

Welcome back! So glad to see you!

Posted by: JQ at February 27, 2026 11:04 PM (rdVOm)

170 And Don Lemon is being sued in civil court.

Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 11:05 PM (qFwJc)

171 Wow Stateless...good to see you!

Posted by: Joemarine at February 27, 2026 11:05 PM (y171U)

172 I wish I could remember the name of that range..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 27, 2026 11:02 PM (nbLIj)

Home On, maybe?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 11:05 PM (8zz6B)

173
I'm going to bed after my last few beers. My friends' cat Snowflake is here sleeping on my bed. Of course, she's always welcome here. But still, maybe my stress levels would be lower without wildlife making themselves at home...

Posted by: Stateless at February 27

Wait right there young man! Do you know how worried I have been about you?! I could kiss you and whack you upside the head at the same time! I need to get my email address to you so if you do this again, and I don’t even know where you have been yet, you can tell me you are okay

Posted by: Piper at February 27, 2026 11:06 PM (OoFl2)

174 And Don Lemon is being sued in civil court.
Posted by: no one of any consequence at February 27, 2026 11:05 PM (qFwJc)

There relly needs to be an "Uncivil Court" for shitmaggots like him.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 11:07 PM (8zz6B)

175 But how is she at sammiches?

Makes over a dozen in 46 seconds flat.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 27, 2026 11:08 PM (ZVgZ4)

176 Worst Bond: Robert De Niro

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 27, 2026 11:08 PM (wVcYX)

177 Posted by: Stateless at February 27

Wait right there young man! Do you know how worried I have been about you?! I could kiss you and whack you upside the head at the same time! I need to get my email address to you so if you do this again, and I don’t even know where you have been yet, you can tell me you are okay
Posted by: Piper at February 27, 2026 11:06 PM (OoFl2)

Second that! And Stateless should have my e-mail, too, since i still spend most of the year in Canada (albeit the good side), and could get to his AO in a day or so if he needed help in a pressing way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 11:10 PM (8zz6B)

178 157 Pedro Pascal for Bond. For the modern audience.
Posted by: Methos at February 27, 2026 10:56 PM (vSvIl)

But 007, you've been undercover at the bathhouse for months and you still haven't found Dr. No!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at February 27, 2026 11:11 PM (w/O5Q)

179 I owned a beautiful stove from the early 50’s I had to scrap. Double oven, one of the first pushbutyon electrics, classic mid century styling including a built in fluorescent bulb that lit the stove top at night.
Had to scrap it when the main heating element in the oven went out, and I found that the last factory making parts for it had gone out of business 20 years ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2026 11:13 PM (etYFQ)

180 Stateless, you can get mine from Doof, he posts his on hisONTs, he will give you all my contact info. If you are on x, @piper_moves. DM there.

Posted by: Piper at February 27, 2026 11:15 PM (OoFl2)

181 172 I wish I could remember the name of that range..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 27, 2026 11:02 PM (nbLIj)

Home On, maybe?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 11:05 PM (8zz6B)

Well, it wasn't Rover...

Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 27, 2026 11:15 PM (nbLIj)

182 I know there's a million kinds of ARs, and I'm sure some of them are pretty simple. But they all look too complex, and it's why I never bought one. They're fun to shoot, but I wouldn't want the trouble of owning one. And they aren't powerful enough. I view them like sports cars vs. pickup trucks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Nah, they are all they same. Like Barbie Doll, you just dress it up they way you like. They are idiot proof WFT basic tear down.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 27, 2026 11:15 PM (/lPRQ)

183 A friends cabin had a Monarch wood stove. It was beautiful. It was the sole heat source for the two bedroom, great room cabin. We would ski into the cabin during college. In the morning, everyone stayed in bed as long as they could hold their pee because first person up had to start the fire. If you couldn't hold it any longer. You had race outside in the snow to the frozen outhouse, then race back to the cold cabin to start the wood stove. Damn, I miss those days.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 27, 2026 11:17 PM (ggkmJ)

184 I am off to bed.

Stateless, please reach out. 🫶

Posted by: Piper at February 27, 2026 11:18 PM (OoFl2)

185 They called J6 an insurrection.

But blue cities, sanctuary cities, are harboring wanted criminals, releasing them from custody secretly, and refusing to cooperate with Federal authorities. And that's just fine.

NYC required two forms of ID and a social security card to get paid to shovel snow, but requires no ID for voting. Also just fine.

Posted by: JM in Illinois at February 27, 2026 11:19 PM (GG+aJ)

186 If you couldn't hold it any longer. You had race outside in the snow to the frozen outhouse, then race back to the cold cabin to start the wood stove. Damn, I miss those days.
Posted by: Beartooth

Two Words -
Piss Bucket

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 27, 2026 11:20 PM (/lPRQ)

187 You had race outside in the snow to the frozen outhouse, then race back to the cold cabin to start the wood stove. Damn, I miss those days.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 27, 2026 11:17 PM (ggkmJ)

Did nobody ever attempt to bank the fire to keep it going overnight?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 11:20 PM (8zz6B)

188 STATELESS!

Do NOT disappear like that again!

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at February 27, 2026 11:22 PM (Ezs10)

189 >>>I know there's a million kinds of ARs, and I'm sure some of them are pretty simple. But they all look too complex, and it's why I never bought one.

>Anything I can do with an AR I can do with a M14.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 27, 2026 11:23 PM (gVUi7)

190 I.actually jerked my head back and to the side when that bowling ball.was coming at my head. A learned reflex after having about 3 pair of glasses broken at the bridge playing basketball and getting royal hell about it at home.

I hope the owner of that cat wearing the armadillo shell uses gloves and washes the hell out of the cat. Armadillos are one of the major pools of Mycobacterium lepromatosis.in America. Depending on the cat, anything from exam nitrile to heavy lineman gloves.

Posted by: buddhaha at February 27, 2026 11:23 PM (U0hFr)

191 You had race outside in the snow to the frozen outhouse, then race back to the cold cabin to start the wood stove. Damn, I miss those days.
Posted by: Beartooth at February 27, 2026 11:17 PM (ggkmJ)

Did nobody ever attempt to bank the fire to keep it going overnight?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2026 11:20 PM (8zz6B)

The fire box was pretty small and drinking was involved, so often someone forgot to bank the fire.

Posted by: Beartooth at February 27, 2026 11:23 PM (ggkmJ)

192 Also, if anyone here likes AKs (unlikely, I know it's an AR crowd), here's my read on them:

Russian AKs are pretty much the worst, aside from the pre-1980 Chink ones (and the post-80 Norincos are no great shakes either, but still better than Russian ones).

The exception is Tula armory, especially the Korean War vintage SKSs. Those are good Russian guns with milled receivers.

But - in general, for the best AKs, you want to look outside the Warsaw Pact. For standard anti-personnel rifle configurations, I like Sako best, followed by Zastava-Krugevac armory.

For RPKs, Romanian ones are great, but sometimes the furniture burns under sustained fire - no big deal, it's all smoke and no fire, and you can easily replace that wood if it chars. Bulgarian ones are OK, too - but still, even with the milled receiver, it's made to shitty Warsaw Pact specs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 11:24 PM (BI5O2)

193
I'm going to bed after my last few beers. My friends' cat Snowflake is here sleeping on my bed. Of course, she's always welcome here. But still, maybe my stress levels would be lower without wildlife making themselves at home...

Posted by: Stateless

Cats and dogs are supposed to relieve stress.
You need Snowflake and Trumpy.
(At least the memory)

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2026 11:24 PM (Cqx++)

194 "Most awful actor to play James Bond" : I'm gonna go with Rob Reiner, because he's old, fat, and a commie. Also dead.

Posted by: a.moron at February 27, 2026 11:24 PM (X5Jzz)

195 I know there's a million kinds of ARs, and I'm sure some of them are pretty simple. But they all look too complex, and it's why I never bought one. They're fun to shoot, but I wouldn't want the trouble of owning one. And they aren't powerful enough. I view them like sports cars vs. pickup trucks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 11:03 PM (BI5O2)

Not complex at all. You can strip one down at least as fast as the AK in that video. Shit, you can build one from scratch in under an hour if you had a few of the tools.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2026 11:24 PM (snZF9)

196 Bowling mishap #2. Lol

Posted by: 496 at February 27, 2026 11:25 PM (Rn6Z4)

197 S/b: Zastava-Kragujevac

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2026 11:25 PM (BI5O2)

198 Worst James Bond - Melissa McCarthey

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2026 11:27 PM (etYFQ)

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