Biden's Corrupt and Soviet FBI Wiretapped Key Political Opponents Kash Patel and Suzie Wiles (Trump's Chief of Staff)

Weird how all of the targets of Biden's FBI just happened to be political opponents he wanted dirt on.

This is Nixon Squared. And the leftwing media insists this is all perfectly normal, and that Trump is The Real Authoritarian Here.

Phone records belonging to FBI Director Kash Patel and White House chief of staff Susie Wiles were subpoenaed by the bureau back in 2022 and 2023 as part of a "massive targeting operation" undertaken by the Biden administration, The Post has learned.
The subpoenas were issued when both Patel and Wiles were private citizens, as special counsel Jack Smith probed President Trump's handling of classified documents and his alleged efforts to interfere in the 2020 presidential election.
An FBI official told The Post that the information was contained in files found at the bureau's headquarters in Washington, DC -- similar to the "Arctic Frost" disclosures unearthed from apparent burn bags last year.
"It's not just phone records and subpoenas -- but a massive targeting operation," the official noted, indicating the use of both technical tools and human intelligence. Several FBI employees were fired Wednesday related to the discovery.
The existence of the subpoenas was first reported by Reuters.
Patel and Wiles' phone records were found in files labeled, "Prohibited," according to the outlet.
"It is outrageous and deeply alarming that the previous FBI leadership secretly subpoenaed my own phone records -- along with those of now White House chief of staff Susie Wiles -- using flimsy pretexts and burying the entire process in prohibited case files designed to evade all oversight," Patel said in a statement.
The FBI director noted that he recently barred bureau employees from labeling files "Prohibited."
Purported "burn bags" related to the "Crossfire Hurricane" probe -- the FBI's investigation into alleged links between the 2016 Trump campaign and Russia -- were also discovered by the bureau last year.
In official parlance, "burn bags" refers to containers that hold sensitive documents that are meant to be destroyed after a certain period of time.

Will Chamberlain points out there's more to the story -- the FBI asked Suzie Wiles' lawyer to secretly tape record her calls, and he did.

@willchamberlain

Everyone's buried the lede here.

It's not just that the FBI subpoenaed Kash and Susie's phone records. The FBI surreptitiously recorded a phone call between Wiles AND HER LAWYER! Even worse, the lawyer KNEW the FBI recorded the conversation, and didn't tell Wiles!

Disbar him, charge Jack Smith and his seditious Soviet FBI agents, and wiretap Chris Wray.

Thanks to Chuck Martel.

The Biden FBI secretly obtained Susie Wiles's phone records, including from *when she was Trump's campaign manager,* and they even recorded a phone call she had with her lawyer. Wild story. pic.twitter.com/2qklc2Y3nI
— Sarah Bedford (@sarahcbedford) February 26, 2026

This is going to be another slow blogging day. My cold includes a fever, and I keep going from burning up to shivering with cold sweats.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM

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1 Ham and eggers.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

2 I have informed the previous thread.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:20 PM (ExV1e)

3 yay

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2026 01:21 PM (CWTWj)

4 Is that legal?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:21 PM (c27kw)

5 lies! biden would say that if he knew where he was

Posted by: gnats local 678 at February 26, 2026 01:21 PM (CWTWj)

6 Should we not have done that?

Posted by: Democrats at February 26, 2026 01:21 PM (wIg5s)

7 4 Is that legal?
Posted by: Boss Moss

Depends on your connections.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 01:22 PM (+4yJ5)

8 Need rope.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 01:22 PM (plFPI)

9 At least he didn't watch a hockey game.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:22 PM (c27kw)

10 They impeached Trump because "he told the Ukrainians to investigate the Bidens"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 01:22 PM (RIvkX)

11 And nothing will happen

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (NmE0/)

12 Ace a prayer for complete and immediate healing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (RIvkX)

13 Disbar him, charge Jack Smith and his seditious Soviet FBI agents, and wiretap Chris Wray.

Would be nice, not holding my breath.

But exactly right, Nixon did nothing even close to as bad as this.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (n5tGW)

14 Something happened today in Hillary's deposition on Capitol Hill involving Lauren Boebert and Benny Johnson.

Posted by: one hour sober at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (Y1sOo)

15 They impeached Trump because "he told the Ukrainians to investigate the Bidens"

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 01:22 PM (RIvkX)

I believe they said "his opponent". In 2019. Before a single primary vote was "cast".

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (wIg5s)

16 Is there going to be any accountability?

Magic 8-ball says; doubtful

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (jtM2q)

17 So we go from tapping Russian Floozies to tapping phones, just like that?

Posted by: All Tapped Out at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (oftw2)

18 . And the leftwing media insists this is all perfectly normal, and that Trump is The Real Authoritarian Here.
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DARVO

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:24 PM (wIg5s)

19 This is going to be another slow blogging day. My cold includes a fever, and I keep going from burning up to shivering with cold sweats.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM

You caught the flu bug... Make sure to hydrate

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:24 PM (NmE0/)

20 Watergate would be a nothing-burger today.

Posted by: 40 Miles North at February 26, 2026 01:24 PM (EaLNz)

21 wiretap Chris Wray

You misspelled beat with a barbwire wrapped bat.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:24 PM (ExV1e)

22 Oh. Ace. I'm sorry you're having such a hard time. Are you taking anything? Do you need to?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 01:25 PM (PFs9e)

23 Good thing we aren't a nation of laws.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:25 PM (c27kw)

24 Ace, it might be time to turn to Bourbon.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 01:25 PM (pZ64F)

25 You want surveillance? You ain't seen nothing yet.

Posted by: AI at February 26, 2026 01:25 PM (Q+gd/)

26 Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 01:23 PM (RIvkX)

Amen.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 01:25 PM (PFs9e)

27 Nicotine ftw.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:26 PM (c27kw)

28 Covid has been going around again. I had it in November. Mega chills.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:26 PM (wIg5s)

29 Why its almost like there are two Americas or something. One for connected Democrats and one for everyone else

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:26 PM (sKqQm)

30 I saw Nixon Squared open for The Narrative...

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 01:26 PM (aykVA)

31 Watergate would be a nothing-burger today.
Posted by: 40 Miles North at February 26, 2026 01:24 PM (EaLNz)

Not true. Nixon was a Republican. Watergate would still have been the greatest threat to democracy in the history of ever.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:26 PM (ExV1e)

32 We are so far away from a Representative Republic I don't know if it is recoverable.

Trump, as good as he's been in some areas, is a puppet; The Swamp remains deep and wide, there are elites and everybody else, taxation is theft and will only get worse, the lefties and isllaam are well fed and well organized and they will kill you.

The US is an unofficial matriarchy and has been since about 1980.

Are we ready for anything but "Please don't kill me", or "Retreat!"?

Posted by: Dan Patterson at February 26, 2026 01:26 PM (m0F9m)

33 20 Watergate would be a nothing-burger today.
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Watergate was all about a passed over FBI Deputy Director who was mad at Nixon cuz he was passed over for Director FBI.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 01:27 PM (pZ64F)

34 Get some rest, Ace. And some whiskey. But mostly some whiskey.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 01:27 PM (bFu5X)

35 Ace, there is no better sleep than what you get with a fever under a pile of blankets. And it's the best thing for you.

Posted by: Oglebay at February 26, 2026 01:27 PM (GPa4z)

36 You youngsters have no idea. The media treated Watergate like it was literally world-ending for 18 months while both the Middle east and Southeast Asia burned.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (RIvkX)

37 But but boomcession

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (wIg5s)

38 Conjure up the image of FJB, ranting in front of the mood lit ReichsLibertyHall, and ithis type of operation doesn't seem outrageous at all.

Posted by: Curly Shuffle at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (sfpgX)

39 I wonder if we will ever know how close we came to losing America? Or learning just how corrupt the Obama/Biden administrations were? And this disdain for the Constitution and for the country was reflected in the actions of the democrats in the SOTU.
They hate us.
They are not our opponents; they are the enemy.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (2WIwB)

40 Tennessee Honey from JD.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (c27kw)

41 28 Covid has been going around again. I had it in November. Mega chills.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:26 PM (wIg5s)

Da fuq ellipses ? And I say this with love to a fellow Moron:

It's the goddam FLU

Stop with this COVID SHIT

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (3sXRv)

42 I am sorry to announce that nothing will happen.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (vFG9F)

43 Who is this lawyer who allowed the feds to listen in on an attorney-client conversation? He should be flayed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 01:29 PM (COQGW)

44 But but boomcession
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (wIg5s)

The Dow has collapsed. It's down a whole third of a point.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:29 PM (ExV1e)

45 And Wiles should sue his ass and report him to the state bar.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 26, 2026 01:29 PM (COQGW)

46 Just put up open threads, Ace, and take care of yourself

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 26, 2026 01:29 PM (ix8EF)

47 Yeah, a fever means it's more than a cold.

Rest and fluids. I recommend Relenza for flu (not Tamiflu). Believe it or not, ivermectin is often helpful for respiratory illnesses, depending on the pathogen.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 26, 2026 01:30 PM (3twu3)

48 #42
Nothing?
Not anything?

Posted by: He who questions all of it at February 26, 2026 01:30 PM (m0F9m)

49 Bear market!

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:30 PM (c27kw)

50 Wiles lawyer should be disbarred. DC lawyers also cooperated with the 1/6 prosecutors. DC is one big incestous mess.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 01:31 PM (HYqoK)

51 ...all enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC...

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 01:31 PM (2WIwB)

52 "Something happened today in Hillary's deposition involving Lauren Boebert and Benny Johnson."

It's my first 3 way involving a Johnson.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 26, 2026 01:31 PM (pduCL)

53 Da fuq ellipses ? And I say this with love to a fellow Moron:

It's the goddam FLU

Stop with this COVID SHIT

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (3sXRv)

Sorry bro I love you too, but I like to know when I have an engineered bioweapon inside me. Forewarned is forearmed.

BTW I had the flu ONCE. Covid three times now.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:31 PM (wIg5s)

54 'Nothing?
Not anything?
Posted by: He who questions all of it "

A whole lot of nothing.

Posted by: Guy who always says "Nothing will happen" and is usually right at February 26, 2026 01:31 PM (vFG9F)

55 49 Bear market!
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:30 PM (c27kw)

Bear one day bull the next.. Sort of a hybrid/low bred...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:31 PM (NmE0/)

56 39 I wonder if we will ever know how close we came to losing America?

The problem is that they aren't going to stop until the country is destroyed.

Posted by: NR Pax at February 26, 2026 01:32 PM (+4yJ5)

57 If I were Susie my lawyer would be hearing from my other lawyer.

Posted by: huerfano at February 26, 2026 01:32 PM (98kQX)

58 Bear one day bull the next.. Sort of a hybrid/low bred...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:31 PM (NmE0/)

Bearbullsion

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:32 PM (wIg5s)

59 fever then chills, sounds like covid, if able test, if not ok, take Tylenol and rest. True test of Covid is no taste, food taste like nothing. Peter RN

Posted by: Peter Seniuk at February 26, 2026 01:32 PM (6ol6c)

60 I like to know when I have an engineered bioweapon inside me.

That's what Melinda Gates said but Bill kept things on the down low.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:32 PM (ExV1e)

61 You know.... I think it's just standard practice anymore to spy on your political adversaries. Maybe it's really not such a "big deal." Especially if Trump's administration is doing it too.

I'm not saying they are... but if they're not they're being played big time.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 26, 2026 01:33 PM (jtM2q)

62 Da fuq ellipses ? And I say this with love to a fellow Moron:

It's the goddam FLU

Stop with this COVID SHIT

Posted by: browndog says woof at February 26, 2026 01:28 PM (3sXRv)

Sorry bro I love you too, but I like to know when I have an engineered bioweapon inside me. Forewarned is forearmed.

BTW I had the flu ONCE. Covid three times now.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:31 PM (wIg5s)

*puts M-95 mask over the USB port*
*moves keyboard 6 feet away*

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 01:33 PM (2WIwB)

63 close enough to 100, allow me to repost my willowed prose.

There once was a fellow from Redmond
Who's bell end had started to redden.
He said with no glee, it burns when I pee!
Hey Melinda, drink this and ask me no questions.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:33 PM (zncNU)

64 This is so much worse than what the Clintons did with Filegate and Craig Livingstone getting raw background check material from the FBI and I don't know how they aren't in jail and any attorney that participated disbarred.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2026 01:34 PM (Pt3hn)

65 Also, while I can't make any claims about steam saunas or infrared saunas, I know from experience that using a dry sauna with temperatures between 185 and 200 degrees two or three times per week will prevent respiratory illnesses.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 26, 2026 01:34 PM (3twu3)

66 close enough to 100, allow me to repost my willowed prose.

100 post limit doesn't matter for Ace posts. We'd have to read the content for it to be an issue.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:34 PM (ExV1e)

67 Attacking a country with 6 times your population. You are landlocked.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:34 PM (c27kw)

68 Couldn't have that twice by the CIA and O & Joe related administrations. The FBI was 'it.'
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In 2014, the CIA was found to have secretly searched computers used by Senate Intelligence Committee staff investigating the agency’s detention and interrogation program. CIA personnel bypassed agreed-upon protocols to spy on committee staff, prompting accusations of constitutional violations and, ultimately, an apology from CIA Director John Brennan.

What else wasn't found? /r

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 01:35 PM (NFX2v)

69 This is so much worse than what the Clintons did with Filegate and Craig Livingstone getting raw background check material from the FBI and I don't know how they aren't in jail and any attorney that participated disbarred.

They scored big with that kind of stuff though - it allowed them take down Newt and Craig Livingstone.

Probably where they found out about Hastert to blackmail him as well

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:35 PM (sKqQm)

70 Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:33 PM (zncNU)

It was good

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:35 PM (wIg5s)

71 19 This is going to be another slow blogging day. My cold includes a fever, and I keep going from burning up to shivering with cold sweats.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:20 PM

You caught the flu bug... Make sure to hydrate
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:24 PM (NmE0/)

Seconded! Can't hurt.
Pixy's been a bit under the weather, too, with a migraine.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2026 01:36 PM (+YA9H)

72 Leeches work every time they are tried, and maggots for open wounds.

Posted by: Flora N. Fauna at February 26, 2026 01:36 PM (oftw2)

73 Tylenol is no bueno with Covid. Aspirin is better.

Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 26, 2026 01:36 PM (3twu3)

74 Dang ace sorry to hear about your bug. I'm due, have luckily not been sick in ages. You know what to do. Gotta wait it out.

US institutions, many of them, are at Third World levels of corruption. Most importantly - this is entirely unimportant to 10s of millions of (mostly) Dem voters, of all ages, including older ones who lived much of their lives in a different country. Of course they largely didn't know, understand, or care, probably.

Now the full lawless totalitarian instincts of much of America are on display, have been since 2020. And the pipeline of dumbed-down brainwashed mis/uneducated youngers Americans is just beginning to disgorge its contents, implying much worse to come.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2026 01:37 PM (U/Byj)

75 We are just one dem president away from re-opening the border for 20 million more illegals, and susan rice letting us know we will all be punished for being collaborators for being white or conservative.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 01:37 PM (n5tGW)

76 Everyone criticizes all the illegal spying, but quite conveniently forgets p-wordgate. The greatest crime committed in history.

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 26, 2026 01:37 PM (Qh10Q)

77 Hot Iron.

Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2026 01:37 PM (Q+gd/)

78 73 Tylenol is no bueno with Covid. Aspirin is better.
Posted by: Emmie -- be strong and courageous! at February 26, 2026 01:36 PM (3twu3)

Tylenol sucks for everything.. Ibuprofen is better.. Unfortunately for me I'm on blood thinners and can't take Ibuprofen....

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:37 PM (NmE0/)

79 Colds don't really have fevers higher than 100...Ace, if you are going above that, you should really think about flu and other illnesses that might benefit from a doctor's call to get antivirals...or to really confirm it's a cold only...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 01:38 PM (tOcjL)

80 OK, Judges are supposed to protect citizens against bad faith or illegal Search Warrants...

What Judge signed off on this crap?

THEY need to be held accountable, as they helped take away a Civil Right under cover of Law... this is EXACTYLY the type of situation that Law was created to fix... when the LEGAL system itself, is used to take away Rights.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2026 01:38 PM (mP0Kj)

81 Two years ago, I got Covid, and a month later the flu. I will take Covid every day over the flu.

Rest up Ace.

BTW, anyone starting to think that this Jack Smith fella is a bit of a sucker of cock?

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 01:38 PM (k1E2D)

82 "Something happened today in Hillary's deposition involving Lauren Boebert and Benny Johnson."

Perhaps Benny Thompson?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 01:38 PM (abIsI)

83 100 post limit doesn't matter for Ace posts. We'd have to read the content for it to be an issue.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Yes, I know. Ace says it often enough. But I think it is a courtesy to let others who have something related to current post to have priority.

(also that should have been *whose in the limerick )

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:38 PM (zncNU)

84 People still believe in covid?

The CDC has changed a bunch of its graphs to skip the 2020-2021 season.

"Estimates are not available for the 2020-2021 season due to minimal flu activity."

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (aykVA)

85 65 Also, while I can't make any claims about steam saunas or infrared saunas, I know from experience that using a dry sauna with temperatures between 185 and 200 degrees two or three times per week will prevent respiratory illnesses.

good advice, and I do the Japanese thing (proven effective!) of gargling with salt water at least nightly, often in winter whenever I return from pretty much anywhere. back of the throat is where these things start - hit them right away!

I also sometimes do the thing with iodine in water ... same basic idea but that probably is a better antiviral mix

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (j+aD2)

86 "Just put up open threads, Ace, and take care of yourself"

Can we do a open thread on daily affirmations? I've got some good ones.

Posted by: fd - I am allowed to take up space at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (vFG9F)

87 @67 the Taliban doesn't care. They're primitive and death means nothing to them. Plus there's a lot of Pashtuns on Pakistan who would fight alongside their Afghan Pashtun brothers

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (HYqoK)

88 Sorry to hear about you feeling poorly.
I recommend tea, honey, lemon and brandy. Lots of brandy. It won't cure you but you'll feel a lot better and not give a sh*t.
Did I mention brandy?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (2WIwB)

89 Take Sominex tonight and sleep....
Safe and restful sleep, sleep, sleep....

Posted by: Dozing Off.... at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (oftw2)

90 Team Obama goes total Stasi and his useful idiots think it is limited to targeting Team Trump... and also believe they would never go as far as fortifying the election. Except those that chear it on.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (/lPRQ)

91 82 "Something happened today in Hillary's deposition involving Lauren Boebert and Benny Johnson."

Perhaps Benny Thompson?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 01:38 PM (abIsI)

Or MIke Johnson ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (NmE0/)

92 I saw an amusing meme.

Top part a scruffy looking guy saying, "Of course capitalism will collapse our society in a few years. We should all be planning for this!"

Bottom part: "Yes I live in a big city dependent on food imports, do white color work, and no I've never learned any survival skills...why do you ask?"

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (sKqQm)

93 Blood letting is the way to go.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (abIsI)

94 What Judge signed off on this crap?

If I had to guess, gun to head, I would guess something that rhymes with Coasberg.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (ExV1e)

95 there are lots of viruses that cause fevers. it doesn't have to be COVID or influenza

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (j+aD2)

96
There once was a fellow from Redmond
Who's bell end had started to redden.
He said with no glee, it burns when I pee!
Hey Melinda, drink this and ask me no questions.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:33 PM

Nicely done.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (Pt3hn)

97 14 Something happened today in Hillary's deposition on Capitol Hill involving Lauren Boebert and Benny Johnson.
__

Boebert took a (secret) photo of Hillary Rotten in the middle of the deposition today and emailed it to Benny Johnson, who promptly put it on the internet, and as a result the deposition has been suspended while everyone in the country wonders why Boebert is so fucking retarded.

Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (qUkBO)

98 The flu disappeared as Covid was running rampant.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (c27kw)

99 I recommend tea, honey, lemon and brandy

yes also this!

but whiskey

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (j+aD2)

100 "Blood letting is the way to go.
Posted by: Maj. Healey "

Naw. Snort two packs of BC.

Posted by: fd - I am allowed to take up space at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (vFG9F)

101 Yo, Ace. Be careful. When the fever, chills, and cold sweats appear with a cold, it could mean your immune system is actively fighting an infection.

Flu; bronchitis or sinus infections; bacterial infections: strep throat, pneumonia, severe dehydration.

A doctor & chicken soup is called for.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (NFX2v)

102 Best think for a cold/sinus infection is warm salt air.

Of course 2/3s of the US are undergoing cold and snow so good luck with getting that...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (sKqQm)

103 >> My cold includes a fever, and I keep going from burning up to shivering with cold sweats.

Hot Soup
Hot Shower
Warmest socks you own.
Sleep.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (1Udfd)

104
Boebert took a (secret) photo of Hillary Rotten in the middle of the deposition today and emailed it to Benny Johnson, who promptly put it on the internet, and as a result the deposition has been suspended while everyone in the country wonders why Boebert is so fucking retarded.
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (qUkBO)

Did Hillary pay her off ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (NmE0/)

105 Lol
That is not going to be a midterm winning point

After a brief 1 point gain in the odds polymarket is offering on the GOP keeping the majority in the House it again fell back to 14%

Totally corrupt Clinton's live most of the time in a suburb of NYC
That they bought 23 years ago for 1.5 million
They were never motivated by asking huge amounts of money. They chóse to live well but modestly. Neither need the hold toilets that Saddam and Trump feel they need

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (jX/I6)

106 *yawns* Wake me when someone goes to trial and PITA prison.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 26, 2026 01:42 PM (g8Ew8)

107 Also, flush your sinuses with some mild peroxide while you are in the shower.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 01:42 PM (1Udfd)

108 Hope you feel better soon, Ace.

I've been really enjoying having a heating pad on my back and an electric shawl over my front for my latest cold.

Gives a nice targeted "fever" near the lungs and throat, rather than frying the brain as much, and relaxes the muscles so everything hurts less.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 26, 2026 01:42 PM (a+4eV)

109 Can we do a open thread on daily affirmations? I've got some good ones.

Posted by: fd - I am allowed to take up space at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (vFG9F)

I will not kill anybody... today.

Posted by: Daily Affirmation at February 26, 2026 01:42 PM (Q+gd/)

110 Boebert demonstrates that she's not ready for prime time and may be brain damaged

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 01:42 PM (HYqoK)

111 Midterms will be decided by how people think the economy is doing around the end of the summer start of the fall. Oh, and how much fraud Trump and co actually manage to stop

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)

112 Something happened today in Hillary's deposition involving Lauren Boebert and Benny Johnson."

Were they in a movie theater?

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 01:42 PM (aykVA)

113 *yawns* Wake me when someone goes to trial and PITA prison.
Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons

People actually being fired is no small thing.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 26, 2026 01:43 PM (a+4eV)

114 Lauren, call me, I'll advise you on politics and we can go to the movies together

/wink

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:43 PM (sKqQm)

115 I heard that you were feeling ill
Headaches fever and a chill
I came to help restore your pluck
'Cause I'm the nurse who like to .

Posted by: Save Ferris! at February 26, 2026 01:43 PM (9C/Xw)

116 99 I recommend tea, honey, lemon and brandy

yes also this!

but whiskey
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM

This is the way.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 26, 2026 01:43 PM (Pt3hn)

117 I still think the fib does more harm than good. I still want to see the agency dismantled. I don't care that the "good guys" are now in control. I want states to take care of problems and to work together when needed.

Dismantle the FBI.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 26, 2026 01:44 PM (RkOfE)

118 I keep going from burning up to shivering with cold sweats.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

--------------

This sounds like malaria.
Or radiation poisoning.

Now if you were bittern by a radioactive mosquito, that might come with superpowers -- Have you noticed anything?

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:44 PM (zncNU)

119 Yo, Ace. Be careful. When the fever, chills, and cold sweats appear with a cold, it could mean your immune system is actively fighting an infection.

Flu; bronchitis or sinus infections; bacterial infections: strep throat, pneumonia, severe dehydration.

A doctor & chicken soup is called for.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (NFX2v)
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Heavy on the chicken soup.

Plus 8000 units daily minimum of vitamin D, even when you've recovered.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 01:44 PM (plFPI)

120 Thanks, ASS!

Posted by: fd - I am happy because I am not that guy at February 26, 2026 01:44 PM (vFG9F)

121 The flu disappeared as Covid was running rampant.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (c27kw)

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Bring back COVID!!

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 26, 2026 01:44 PM (g8Ew8)

122 PS - Ace, even if you started with a cold (say a few days ago), you can either develop a follow on bacterial infection OR catch a 2nd different virus b/c of your weakened immune system from the 1st illness...

TL/DR - call the doc for a telehealth appointment (or go to Urgent Care if it gets really bad today)...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 01:44 PM (tOcjL)

123 Sorry you are not feeling well ace, may you feel better soon!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at February 26, 2026 01:45 PM (RkOfE)

124 118 I keep going from burning up to shivering with cold sweats.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

--------------

This sounds like malaria.
Or radiation poisoning.

Now if you were bittern by a radioactive mosquito, that might come with superpowers -- Have you noticed anything?
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus)

Could be Dengue fever.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 01:46 PM (abIsI)

125 Fever? One prescription: More Cowbell.

Posted by: Chriss Walken at February 26, 2026 01:46 PM (Q+gd/)

126 Ace do something unusual. Drink a fifth of bourbon and get laid. The eat some junk food.

You’ll be good or dead. Either way, the cold is gone.

Posted by: Vengeance at February 26, 2026 01:46 PM (AydIQ)

127 59 fever then chills, sounds like covid, if able test, if not ok, take Tylenol and rest. True test of Covid is no taste, food taste like nothing. Peter RN
Posted by: Peter Seniuk at February 26, 2026 01:32 PM (6ol6c)

Huh. Useful. Thank you!

Posted by: m at February 26, 2026 01:46 PM (+YA9H)

128 I've been arguing for a while that there should be an independent agency charged with investigating corruption, funded separately by and answerable to the states collectively.

Call is the State Investigative Agency. The head gets a 2 year term and need the vote of 26 governors to stay another term.

This breaks the explicit conflict of interest in having the FBI be part of fedgov and yet the agency in charge of investigating fedgov.

Also, showing up to the governors meeting and telling them, "Nope didn't find any corruption at all!" will get you fired...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:46 PM (sKqQm)

129 Ace, get under blankets and sweat it out.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 01:46 PM (HYqoK)

130 Did Hillary pay her off ?

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (NmE0/)
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Nah. Hillary just promised Boeboe that Boeboe wouldn't commit suicide.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 01:47 PM (plFPI)

131 It’s Lupus.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 26, 2026 01:47 PM (W2Pud)

132 Slap Hot Iron on it.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 01:47 PM (pZ64F)

133 Midterms will be decided by how people think the economy is doing around the end of the summer start of the fall. Oh, and how much fraud Trump and co actually manage to stop

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:42 PM (sKqQm)

If Republicans have their way it will be decided by a rash of mystery retirements or some rando with an R that announces in late September that "rape is God's plan".

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:47 PM (wIg5s)

134 >>fever then chills, sounds like covid

What a relief.

Glad it is nothing serious.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 01:47 PM (1Udfd)

135 COVID was in the top 5 flus I've had. But maybe #4.

Good thing we locked down the country over it.

And speaking of which, you could mostly stop the yearly influenza outbreaks by blockading China but for some reason that's beyond the pale.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:47 PM (sKqQm)

136 Healing crystals cure all. Be sure to check your horoscope first.

Posted by: Cray Cray at February 26, 2026 01:47 PM (Qh10Q)

137 Polymarket says that 99.9% of people refuse to visit your mom because they believe "she has hyperclap."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 01:48 PM (BI5O2)

138 Time to divvy up the Vespa yet? Shelving?

Posted by: Semper Paratus! at February 26, 2026 01:48 PM (oftw2)

139 Bad week for Jack Smith. On Monday, Judge Cannon permanently bars the release of the report he filed with Garland about his investigation of Trump for the idiotic documents case and now this. Interesting timing.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 01:48 PM (viF8m)

140 Telemedicine. Stay inside, resting.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 01:48 PM (NFX2v)

141 Stop eating plants.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:48 PM (c27kw)

142 "as special counsel Jack Smith probed President Trump's handling of classified documents and his alleged efforts to interfere in the 2020 presidential election. "

By efforts interfere I think they mean trying to win.

Don't mess with the Dem machine. If they need you in office they will let you know.

Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (GUOwU)

143 The filthy scandi's would say, go for a 500 degree sauna and then jump in a freezing lake.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (abIsI)

144
If Republicans have their way it will be decided by a rash of mystery retirements or some rando with an R that announces in late September that "rape is God's plan"./i]

It is amazing how like clockwork the FNM finds some random Republican nobody and makes him the face of the party when he says something stupid.

One of the positive side effects of Trump though is the FNM can't do that when Trump is on the ballot because he becomes the face of the R party.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (sKqQm)

145 Chicken Soup.

Posted by: Mother at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (Q+gd/)

146 Honestly, the best thing is to drink electrolytes. (with real sugar - gatorade, or Pocari Sweat when in Japan.)

A lot of fever complications come from dehydration. Your body needs a lot of energy, and a lot of liquids to keep a fever up and fight infection.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (zncNU)

147 We can't simultaneously believe that covid was secretly engineered in a lab in China and funded by us to derail elections etc *and* that it's a giant made up nothingburger. I don't think that tracks.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (wIg5s)

148 >>> the lawyer KNEW the FBI recorded the conversation, and didn't tell Wiles!

You need to understand that lawyers are paper pushers and not suited to the harsh climate of the Aleutian Archipeligo. He had to comply.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (/lPRQ)

149 Administer 100 units of Ringers Lactate.

Posted by: Rampart Base at February 26, 2026 01:50 PM (abIsI)

150 Illness is nothing to trifle with. Ask all the Yellow Fever victims buried in our basement.

Posted by: Teddy Brewster at February 26, 2026 01:51 PM (oftw2)

151 Feel better, Ace!

Posted by: Browncoat formerly known as Mike at February 26, 2026 01:51 PM (eAAqq)

152 Viruses typically "crowd out" each other in any given season. So while there was likely vast over-detection of COVID infections in 2020, and sloppy/$ incentiveized mischaracterization of flu cases, there was also likely a crowding out happening.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2026 01:52 PM (U/Byj)

153 67 Attacking a country with 6 times your population. You are landlocked.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:34 PM (c27kw)

I'm sure Russia, China, and India will all be happy to supply them with weapons.

Remember when we were in Afghanistan, and Bush got Putin to allow us to transfer materials and heavy equipment through Russia to Afghanistan? And then Obama/Biden decided that Putin needed to be the enemy so they pissed him off and he cut off the land bridge to Afghanistan which meant that we had to leave all that equipment there instead of moving it back west. Good times from the smartest guys in the room.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 01:52 PM (k1E2D)

154 While young, Judge Cannon is 'schooled' and has recognized a government charlatan, and the bending of laws allowing one to run amok.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 01:52 PM (NFX2v)

155 Seems like a good candidate story for some "get this" verbiage.

Posted by: Guy who always enjoys a good Get This at February 26, 2026 01:52 PM (K9zfY)

156 Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up.

Posted by: Harry Nilsson at February 26, 2026 01:52 PM (Q+gd/)

157 We can't simultaneously believe that covid was secretly engineered in a lab in China and funded by us to derail elections etc *and* that it's a giant made up nothingburger. I don't think that tracks.

My own take:

It was an accidental release that China spread intentionally after they realized it happened

It was fundamentally a bad flu (and we treat other coronavirus outbreaks like they were the flu you'll note)

The left did plan for this stuff, but what really got the ball rolling is when Fauci leaned on Pfizer/Moderna to save his ass and they lied to him about their clot shots being effective.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:53 PM (sKqQm)

158 Administer 100 units of Ringers Lactate.
Posted by: Rampart Base at February 26, 2026 01:50 PM (abIsI)

Bwando. It's got electrolytes.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 26, 2026 01:53 PM (g8Ew8)

159 Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 01:52 PM (k1E2D)

That can't be. He was in mirror sunglasses on the cover of Time.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:53 PM (wIg5s)

160 If Kash and Wiles object to being monitored, they are clearly hiding illegal activities.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 26, 2026 01:54 PM (9C/Xw)

161 It's never lupus.

Posted by: House at February 26, 2026 01:54 PM (K9zfY)

162 152 Viruses typically "crowd out" each other in any given season. So while there was likely vast over-detection of COVID infections in 2020, and sloppy/$ incentiveized mischaracterization of flu cases, there was also likely a crowding out happening.

Posted by: rhomboid
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What is more likely is that we have no idea since if you crank the cycles up high enough a moon rock will have covid and gov. wasn't paying for flu cases.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:54 PM (zncNU)

163 I got a URI at the end of January.

Fatigue, but no chills. Left me with a lingering cough that is just now finally ending.

Burned through a lot of cough drops.

Get well.
Get well soon.
We want you to get well!

Posted by: Bad Andrew at February 26, 2026 01:54 PM (DgMqy)

164 Coffee and Kruellers, stat.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:55 PM (c27kw)

165 Tomato soup and grilled cheese.

Posted by: Couldn't hurt at February 26, 2026 01:55 PM (K9zfY)

166 What is more likely is that we have no idea since if you crank the cycles up high enough a moon rock will have covid and gov. wasn't paying for flu cases.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:54 PM (zncNU)

The moon is a Jewish plot.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:55 PM (wIg5s)

167 The moon isn't even a solid object.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:56 PM (c27kw)

168 77 Hot Iron.
Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2026 01:37 PM (Q+gd/)

Like davidt said.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2026 01:56 PM (+YA9H)

169 I know its been said over 1000 times but Democrats don't just dream up things to accuse their opponents of doing. They draw from the list of illegal and/or immoral things they are doing themselves.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 01:57 PM (Sokdp)

170 Bear market!
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:30 PM (c27kw)

Bear one day bull the next.. Sort of a hybrid/low bred...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 01:31 PM (NmE0/)

It's a K-shaped market

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 26, 2026 01:57 PM (Hx0tZ)

171 125 Fever? One prescription: More Cowbell.
Posted by: Chriss Walken at February 26, 2026 01:46 PM

125 comments to reach cowbell?

It's like I don't even know you people anymore.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 01:57 PM (bFu5X)

172 *The moon is a Jewish plot.*
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We meet on the first Wednesday night at 7pm at the VFW. Come join us.

Posted by: The Flat Moon Society at February 26, 2026 01:57 PM (K9zfY)

173 The Biden Administration's actions are blatant and egregious, and perfectively reflective of the mentality of the Left's base voters.

Unfortunately, that's an advantage. Because any actions taken to punish the Biden Administrations actions are going to be called simple unfounded retribution by those same people on the Left, and some of those wafflers on the Right as well as a form of political expedience.

Having morals and supporting the actual law, unfortunately, creates its own limitations.

Posted by: Orson at February 26, 2026 01:58 PM (dIske)

174 Hillz should be happy she looks halfway decent in that photo

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 01:58 PM (j+aD2)

175 My own take:

It was an accidental release that China spread intentionally after they realized it happened

It was fundamentally a bad flu (and we treat other coronavirus outbreaks like they were the flu you'll note)

The left did plan for this stuff, but what really got the ball rolling is when Fauci leaned on Pfizer/Moderna to save his ass and they lied to him about their clot shots being effective.

Posted by: 18-1
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I concur, but I would add
- It was an accidental release of a bioweapon designed (poorly) to cause havoc. And which had been planned for by the commies for years

- It was only a "bad flu" because it was new and more people got it than a typical year where 2/3 of population has acquired immunity to circulating strains. ie, there is nothing special about it now that everyone has been exposed.

- the vaccine was a much bigger problem and I hope no one is still getting boosters of that crud.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 26, 2026 01:59 PM (zncNU)

176 Please, no one tell Candace that the moon is a Jewish plot. She'd go completely loony.
On second thought....

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 01:59 PM (HYqoK)

177 84 People still believe in covid?

The CDC has changed a bunch of its graphs to skip the 2020-2021 season.

"Estimates are not available for the 2020-2021 season due to minimal flu activity."
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 01:39 PM (aykVA)

"... due to we're still making it up as we go along."

Posted by: m at February 26, 2026 01:59 PM (+YA9H)

178 Chicken Soup.
Posted by: Mother at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (Q+gd/)

With a healthy tablespoon of Colemans prepared mustard in it...enough to rip the virus-infested lining off your sinuses. They'll grow back all shiny and new..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 26, 2026 01:59 PM (nbLIj)

179 Comer was among the GOPers who instantly folded and burbled some nonsense about ICE being nicer or something when the Mpls idiocy was raging and the two retards got themselves kilt.

Coming primaries might signal a change (2.3% chance), but very little has changed with the GOP. Like the (still mostly) corrupt institutions, they're waiting out Trump, nothing more. Enjoy!

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2026 02:00 PM (U/Byj)

180 Illness is nothing to trifle with. Ask all the Yellow Fever victims buried in our basement.
Posted by: Teddy Brewster at February 26, 2026 01:51 PM (oftw2)

NO YELLOW!

Posted by: Hunter at February 26, 2026 02:00 PM (Hx0tZ)

181 that covid was secretly engineered in a lab in China and funded by us to derail elections etc *and* that it's a giant made up nothingburger. I don't think that tracks.

Are you afraid of covid and viruses in general? That fear is what was manufactured- by the TV. They didn't need to actually make a virus, just wait for the flu to come around.THEN they could suffocate grandma and push the engineered bioweapons into your arm.

Diabolically effective.

Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2026 02:00 PM (epmXU)

182 169 I know its been said over 1000 times but Democrats don't just dream up things to accuse their opponents of doing. They draw from the list of illegal and/or immoral things they are doing themselves.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 26, 2026 01:57 PM (Sokdp)

Preemptive Accusation. Like a naughty child. "HE did it!!"

Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2026 02:01 PM (Q+gd/)

183 We can't simultaneously believe that covid was secretly engineered in a lab in China and funded by us to derail elections etc *and* that it's a giant made up nothingburger. I don't think that tracks.
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (wIg5s)

Of course we can:
1) engineered, sure.
2) fairly benign.
3) used as a pretext and I slated in importance to secure that pretext to secure wish list items from the statists world wide. China got to liquidate the growing resistance in Hong Kong (remember those protests) and the dems got to do their thing with the election.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 02:01 PM (zZu0s)

184 Eat boogers.
Moron homeopathy.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 02:01 PM (Kt19C)

185 Say what you will about the FBI, Patel and Wiles have not suicide bombed any skyscrapers since they were investigated.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:02 PM (FXNzP)

186 184 Eat boogers.
Moron homeopathy.
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This. We have fingers, people!

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 02:02 PM (pZ64F)

187 103

Hot Soup
Hot Shower
Warmest socks you own.
Sleep.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (1Udfd)

This sounds heavenly in any event.

Posted by: m at February 26, 2026 02:03 PM (+YA9H)

188 @179, the funny part is that the GOPe thinks that things will go back to "normal" in DC after they get wait Trump out. If the Dems take over after Trump it will be a full scale assault on Republicans

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 02:03 PM (HYqoK)

189 We invented the moon as a ruse to hide our gold, and we faked the moon landing using Dispensationalist goy stooges to trick everyone into believing it was just a bunch of rocks.

We always store just enough gold in there keep the tides optimal for our Muslim-eating sharks, and to cause maximal problems for non-Israeli fisheries, of course.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 02:03 PM (BI5O2)

190 I need thicker lounge pants.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:03 PM (c27kw)

191
Hot Soup
Hot Shower
Warmest socks you own.
Sleep.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 01:41 PM (1Udfd)

+++

I second this. And will add - turn your back on this blog. You work harder and put more out there (which is stellar and superior) than anyone else We can manage without you, truly.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2026 02:04 PM (ycLNs)

192 Eat boogers.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 02:01 PM (Kt19C)
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I was told the opposite, that it's snot recommended.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 02:04 PM (plFPI)

193 >>I need thicker lounge pants.

Wading Socks.

Cabelas has Heavy Socks that go up to your knee for Winter Fishing.

The best investment you can make for staying warm in the winter.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 02:04 PM (1Udfd)

194 BREAKING: Hillary Clinton testified she has no information on Jeffrey Epstein's crimes and that she doesn't recall meeting him.

Clinton appeared before House lawmakers for a closed-door deposition as part of the congressional investigation into Epstein.

She shared her opening statement online, which reads, in part:

"I had no idea about [Jeffrey Epstein's and Ghislaine Maxwell's] criminal activities. I do not recall ever encountering Mr. Epstein. I never flew on his plane or visited his island homes or offices. I have nothing to add to that."

Her husband, former President Bill Clinton, is scheduled to testify tomorrow in the investigation.

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 02:05 PM (RHGPo)

195 *The moon is a Jewish plot.*
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We meet on the first Wednesday night at 7pm at the VFW. Come join us.
Posted by: The Flat Moon Society

Splitters!

Posted by: Selene Cheddar FanClub at February 26, 2026 02:05 PM (FhXTo)

196 This is still all just deck chairs on the titanic. Nobody will be held accountable until the republic dissolves, either due to the left kicking it off, or the left getting the WH again and pushing until the right kicks it off

There is no coexistence with these people.

Posted by: heya at February 26, 2026 02:05 PM (nH+RN)

197 Plus 8000 units daily minimum of vitamin D, even when you've recovered.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at February 26, 2026 01:44 PM (plFPI)

I highly recommend Vit D injections ...

Posted by: The Paolo at February 26, 2026 02:06 PM (3sXRv)

198 The problem is not necessarily that you can get the FBI to do shady underhanded sh*t, the problem is that a GOP administration will not be allowed to do it by the Deep State.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 02:06 PM (KkEUk)

199 The mirror didn’t lie. It never does when you’re this far gone. My face stared back—puffy, red, eyes like boiled eggs floating in blood. A small blister had formed right under my left eye, pulsing in time with my heartbeat.

It looked innocent enough at first. A zit. A shaving nick. But then it swelled. Christ, it swelled—like a balloon being inflated by a madman with a bicycle pump. The skin stretched thin, translucent, and I could see the shadow inside.

Something thick.

Something alive.

Moving...

Posted by: Doc at February 26, 2026 02:06 PM (+rKuc)

200 157 We can't simultaneously believe that covid was secretly engineered in a lab in China and funded by us to derail elections etc *and* that it's a giant made up nothingburger. I don't think that tracks.

My own take:

It was an accidental release that China spread intentionally after they realized it happened

It was fundamentally a bad flu (and we treat other coronavirus outbreaks like they were the flu you'll note)

The left did plan for this stuff, but what really got the ball rolling is when Fauci leaned on Pfizer/Moderna to save his ass and they lied to him about their clot shots being effective.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 01:53 PM (sKqQm)

I think it was kind of both. Wreck the economy for a few months, make the US pharmaceutical industry reliant on India and China, flood the US with cheap illegal drugs, flood the US with illegals, and then sit back and watch the US burn. All of those strengthen China and weaken the US, especially a US with a brain dead POTUS.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 02:07 PM (k1E2D)

201 Is it excessive vitamin C that makes you poop?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:07 PM (c27kw)

202 Please, no one tell Candace that the moon is a Jewish plot. She'd go completely loony.
On second thought....
Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 01:59 PM

You're saying her response would be....lunatic?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 02:07 PM (bFu5X)

203 Could be Dengue fever.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 01:46 PM (abIsI)

Were that the case, ace would not be posting.

Ask me how I know ...

Posted by: browndog moving slowly at February 26, 2026 02:07 PM (3sXRv)

204 Pure as the driven snow.

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton testified she has no information on Jeffrey Epstein's crimes and that she doesn't recall meeting him.

Clinton appeared before House lawmakers for a closed-door deposition as part of the congressional investigation into Epstein.

She shared her opening statement online, which reads, in part:

"I had no idea about [Jeffrey Epstein's and Ghislaine Maxwell's] criminal activities. I do not recall ever encountering Mr. Epstein. I never flew on his plane or visited his island homes or offices. I have nothing to add to that."

Her husband, former President Bill Clinton, is scheduled to testify tomorrow in the investigation.

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Well, in fairness, Bill probably didn't want wet blanket Hillary along to harsh his mellow.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:07 PM (FXNzP)

205 We can't simultaneously believe that covid was secretly engineered in a lab in China and funded by us to derail elections etc *and* that it's a giant made up nothingburger. I don't think that tracks.

It was absolutely engineered, but to typical Chinese standards. So it's not nothing, but it's also not what Bill Gates wanted it to be.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:07 PM (2ocoG)

206 Screw worms?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:08 PM (c27kw)

207 Does Hillary remember Ghislaine being at Chelsea's wedding?

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 26, 2026 02:08 PM (0nHVk)

208 COVID was real, it certainly looked from the outset like it was engineered (Furin cleavage), but almost the entirety of the "policy response" was absurd, destructive, and completely unscientific. "Mitigation" of prevailing highly contagious viruses doesn't work (duh). Mortality was highly focused in the usual demos (elderly, compromised), completely normal. "Vaccine"? More complicated, but no strong or clear evidence of benefit from decades of "flu shots", so this would be no different.

Compare excess deaths in Sweden (almost no "policies") with Peru or some other high-death country with all the stupid "mitigation", adjusted for demographics and especially "dry tinder", and you don't get a meaningful difference. Which is the bottom line. Everything in the end confirmed the basic outlines of epidemiologic common sense as evolved over a century - all of which was tossed out from the get-go (except in a few places like Sweden).

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2026 02:08 PM (U/Byj)

209 >>Does Hillary remember Ghislaine being at Chelsea's wedding?

Who approved the Guest List?

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 02:08 PM (1Udfd)

210 Could a GOP administration conjure an investigation of say Susan Rice and start tapping her wires?

Obviously not because Deep State operatives would whistle blow so fast that Paul Lynne’s head would spin.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 02:09 PM (KkEUk)

211 Please, no one tell Candace that the moon is a Jewish plot. She'd go completely loony.

The Dindu Crew dug up and posted a bunch of old Candace stuff yesterday that she thought she had deleted, including a video where she says she has herpes. Her followers were not amused, but everyone else was.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:09 PM (2ocoG)

212 Of course we can:
1) engineered, sure.
2) fairly benign.
3) used as a pretext and I slated in importance to secure that pretext to secure wish list items from the statists world wide. China got to liquidate the growing resistance in Hong Kong (remember those protests) and the dems got to do their thing with the election.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 02:01 PM (zZu0s)

The plan for pandemic was a solid one, but the plotters forgot something absolutely crucial - that cheap chinese knock off crap never does everything it's supposed to, and it always breaks down after a couple of months.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 26, 2026 02:09 PM (/QdgR)

213 Don't know much about Epstein. Don't know much about wiping hard drives.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:09 PM (c27kw)

214 Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 02:01 PM (zZu0s)

I suppose. The "fairly benign" thing is a leap but would indeed tie the two together.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 02:10 PM (wIg5s)

215 207 Does Hillary remember Ghislaine being at Chelsea's wedding?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 26, 2026 02:08 PM (0nHVk)

Probably never got to that question since her Lawyers cancelled the testimony after Boebert took a picture of Hillary and sent it out to an online blogger who posted it...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:10 PM (NmE0/)

216
Reminder: Shortly after the Covid pandemic began, the head of the Wuhan Virology Institute was hustled up to the roof of the place by "security," and thrown off to his death.

I always wondered why they didn't just quietly make him disappear.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 26, 2026 02:11 PM (VWtfl)

217 157 We can't simultaneously believe that covid was secretly engineered in a lab in China and funded by us to derail elections etc *and* that it's a giant made up nothingburger. I don't think that tracks.

My own take:

It was an accidental release that China spread intentionally after they realized it happened

It was fundamentally a bad flu (and we treat other coronavirus outbreaks like they were the flu you'll note)

The left did plan for this stuff, but what really got the ball rolling is when Fauci leaned on Pfizer/Moderna to save his ass and they lied to him about their clot shots being effective.

Posted by: 18-1

I think your hypothesis tracks. It is clear that the SARs-1 virus was hacked by CRISPR adding in genes that were not natively present. SARs-1 is the forgotten predecessor (from Chinese bats) to Covid and far more deadly (about 10 percent mortality) in an Guangdong outbreak from 2002-2004.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 02:11 PM (E4rtv)

218 Washington Free Beacon
@FreeBeacon

Nancy Pelosi complains that Trump’s State of the Union address had too much patriotism in it.

“You know, it‘s one thing to acknowledge patriotism and people getting well and everything when you have absolutely nothing to do with their courage or the rest, but you spend an hour and a half doing it?”

Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 02:11 PM (RHGPo)

219 "I know its been said over 1000 times but Democrats don't just dream up things to accuse their opponents of doing. They draw from the list of illegal and/or immoral things they are doing themselves.
"

They probably use Grok.

Hey Grok, what can I accuse Trump and the Republicans of this week? It doesn't have to sound true.

Posted by: pawn at February 26, 2026 02:11 PM (+rKuc)

220 More People Hate Cuck Schumer Now Than at Any Time in His Over Quarter-Century Senate Career according to a Marist poll released today.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (abIsI)

221 216
Reminder: Shortly after the Covid pandemic began, the head of the Wuhan Virology Institute was hustled up to the roof of the place by "security," and thrown off to his death.

I always wondered why they didn't just quietly make him disappear.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
=========
Covid hurt China badly and if the accidental release was his fault, his official death would have served as a warning to others. I think the realization that Covid-19 was going to seriously harm China going forward is why they chose to spread it at the worldwide military games in Wuhan fall of 2019.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (E4rtv)

222 Nancy Pelosi complains that Trump’s State of the Union address had too much patriotism in it.

“You know, it‘s one thing to acknowledge patriotism and people getting well and everything when you have absolutely nothing to do with their courage or the rest, but you spend an hour and a half doing it?”
Posted by: SMOD at February 26, 2026 02:11 PM (RHGPo)

Nacy.. It's called America First.. I know that concept is foreign to you

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (NmE0/)

223 second this. And will add - turn your back on this blog. You work harder and put more out there (which is stellar and superior) than anyone else We can manage without you, truly.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2026 02:04 PM (ycLNs)

I thought you were saying this to garrett for a second and I was like "yeah he's a swell guy and all that but 'work harder?'"

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (wIg5s)

224 Crisis!

Governor Josh Shapiro
@GovernorShapiro
Too many girls have to miss school because they don't have access to period products. It's unacceptable to me and to your First Lady.
Lori has been a major advocate in this space — and thanks to her work, we've secured funding for two years in a row that have helped more than 650,000 young women across PA access the period products they need.
My latest budget continues our commitment — let's get it to my desk.

-
Tampon politics worked out so well for Timpon Walz.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (FXNzP)

225
Is that legal?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 01:21 PM (c27kw)

Of course it is, under the OrangeManBad Doctrine.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 26, 2026 02:14 PM (y9nCu)

226 The tape-recording of a call between a client and her lawyer is being cast as some kind of "consent to recording" issue. But the real story is that this was a record conversation between an attorney and client. It's privileged. It's insane that a lawyer would allow a privileged conversation to be recorded.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 02:14 PM (iFTx/)

227 The leftist media reports what they are told to report.
We all know that. Truth is not and will never be in their vocabulary.

Posted by: Case at February 26, 2026 02:14 PM (Z3Kkg)

228 195 Posted by: Selene Cheddar FanClub

tasted more like wensleydale to me.

Posted by: wallace at February 26, 2026 02:15 PM (sGtp+)

229
Screw worms?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:08 PM (c27kw)

Bring me.... the bore worms.

Posted by: Klytus at February 26, 2026 02:15 PM (y9nCu)

230 ...The blister ruptured with a wet pop that echoed like a starter pistol in my skull. And there it was—pushing through the hole in my cheek like a newborn demon from hell.

A hideous red worm, thick as a pencil, head waving blindly in the air like a tiny hooded cobra tasting the rot of the American Dream. It snapped left, right, dripping clear fluid that burned where it touched.

One inch. Two. Three. More kept coming, uncoiling from deep inside my face, sliding out between my teeth, brushing my tongue with its slick, muscular horror.

I could taste it—metallic, ancient, full of the mud and misery of some godforsaken Sudanese watering hole.

...

Posted by: Doc at February 26, 2026 02:15 PM (+rKuc)

231 >>Too many girls have to miss school because they don't have access to period products. It's unacceptable to me and to your First Lady.
Lori has been a major advocate in this space — and thanks to her work, we've secured funding for two years in a row that have helped more than 650,000 young women across PA access the period products they need.

I am sure those numbers are Padded.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 02:15 PM (1Udfd)

232 215 207 Does Hillary remember Ghislaine being at Chelsea's wedding?
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 26, 2026 02:08 PM (0nHVk)

Probably never got to that question since her Lawyers cancelled the testimony after Boebert took a picture of Hillary and sent it out to an online blogger who posted it...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:10 PM (NmE0/)

Just a reminder, a big bra size doesn't equate to a big IQ number.

See Boebert, Lauren and Occassio-Cortez, Alexandria

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 02:15 PM (k1E2D)

233 OT: The new concept is that we're heading for a "Black recession" - yup, everyone does well but blacks...

It is a spin on the Boomcession...and all the typical DEI advocates are pushing it.

It's an article on my local news with the concept term, Black recession...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 02:15 PM (tOcjL)

234 It cannot be emphasized enough how big a breach of all ethics what her lawyer did was.
You'd get a lesser punishment for stealing from your client.
The fact that her lawyer agreed to it and didn't tell her not only should end his career and merit a lifetime ban, it likely should end the entire law firm he worked for.
Like a death penalty for allowing their attorney to do so with no oversight or prevention.

Wiles has a lawsuit against him and his firm.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2026 02:16 PM (HXT0k)

235 I see that in MN some of the umm..ICE protesters/rioters have applied for 12 weeks leave from govt work under an injury program because of tear gas or something. Good job MN taxpayers.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 02:17 PM (n5tGW)

236 224 Crisis!

Governor Josh Shapiro
@GovernorShapiro
Too many girls have to miss school because they don't have access to period products. It's unacceptable to me and to your First Lady.
Lori has been a major advocate in this space — and thanks to her work, we've secured funding for two years in a row that have helped more than 650,000 young women across PA access the period products they need.
My latest budget continues our commitment — let's get it to my desk.

-
Tampon politics worked out so well for Timpon Walz.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (FXNzP)

The girls miss school b/c they can be sick during their periods (usually from the cramping), not b/c they don't have a pad. I'm betting there will be the same number of absences both before and after this initiative of taxpayer waste...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 02:17 PM (tOcjL)

237 Didn't some "judge" in NY (federal or state part of the Legal Cult's pernicious jalopy of a "system") approve penetrating Trump's attorney-client privilege in service of one of the absurd and vile trumped up prosecutions up there?

Hey, when a brand-new president's first phone call with a foreign leader (Australia, January 2017) is leaked within hours - something that had never happened before - what's a crude and outrageous violation of a sacred principle of the legal system? Meh.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 26, 2026 02:17 PM (U/Byj)

238 Would Lauren Boebert be considered a spinner?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 02:17 PM (abIsI)

239 Without severe consequences, this will just keep happening whenever Democrats get power.

And since there won't be any consequences, this is what we can expect whenever the Democrats get power.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at February 26, 2026 02:17 PM (zjgNU)

240 Wasn't there records set for all kinds of black and hispanic employment under Trump Uno?

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 02:17 PM (wIg5s)

241 224 Crisis!

Governor Josh Shapiro
@GovernorShapiro
Too many girls have to miss school because they don't have access to period products. It's unacceptable to me and to your First Lady.
Lori has been a major advocate in this space — and thanks to her work, we've secured funding for two years in a row that have helped more than 650,000 young women across PA access the period products they need.
My latest budget continues our commitment — let's get it to my desk.

-
Tampon politics worked out so well for Timpon Walz.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (FXNzP)

Can't they buy these products with the ebt cards if they are that poor? Why some special tax fir them?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 26, 2026 02:17 PM (i0Hi3)

242 Governor Josh Shapiro
@GovernorShapiro
Too many girls have to miss school because they don't have access to period products. It's unacceptable to me and to your First Lady.
Lori has been a major advocate in this space — and thanks to her work, we've secured funding for two years in a row that have helped more than 650,000 young women across PA access the period products they need.
My latest budget continues our commitment — let's get it to my desk.

-
Tampon politics worked out so well for Timpon Walz.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
===

What has he done for the boys with blue balls?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 02:18 PM (/lPRQ)

243 161
It's never lupus.
Posted by: House

Quack.

Posted by: Doogie Howser, M.D. at February 26, 2026 02:18 PM (UjdFS)

244 Ace, you need a doctor visit and a chest X-ray from your description.

Posted by: epador at February 26, 2026 02:18 PM (TRnzq)

245 Now we have two male Dem governors talking about feminine hygiene products. That's just weird

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 02:18 PM (HYqoK)

246 Most people's lawyers in DC would or have done the same thing. The DoJ owns them all, one or way another.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 02:18 PM (BI5O2)

247 All a happenstance. The pure as snow demons would never do anything like this.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at February 26, 2026 02:19 PM (AQYBD)

248 240 Wasn't there records set for all kinds of black and hispanic employment under Trump Uno?
Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 02:17 PM (wIg5s)

But now not in Trump Dos yet...Asian Americans have the lowest unemployment, followed by Whites, Hispanics...and then Blacks...there is a gap between the Blacks and the three (who are all surprisingly close together)...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 02:19 PM (tOcjL)

249 Shapiro is a midwit weasel

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 02:19 PM (j+aD2)

250 Can't they buy these products with the ebt cards if they are that poor? Why some special tax fir them?
--------------
Vagina Lives Matter! H8TR

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 02:20 PM (pZ64F)

251 Crisis!

Governor Josh Shapiro
@GovernorShapiro
Too many girls have to miss school because they don't have access to period products. It's unacceptable to me and to your First Lady.
Lori has been a major advocate in this space — and thanks to her work, we've secured funding for two years in a row that have helped more than 650,000 young women across PA access the period products they need.
My latest budget continues our commitment — let's get it to my desk.

-
Tampon politics worked out so well for Timpon Walz.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (FXNzP)
______

How did girls ever deal with their periods for the 100,000 years before this hero governor intervened?

This is 100% just graft. 99% of the money extracted from taxpayers for this program will be stolen.

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 02:20 PM (iFTx/)

252 104 Boebert took a (secret) photo of Hillary Rotten in the middle of the deposition today and emailed it to Benny Johnson, who promptly put it on the internet, and as a result the deposition has been suspended while everyone in the country wonders why Boebert is so fucking retarded.
Posted by: 15 Tiny Cities at February 26, 2026 01:40 PM (qUkBO)

Did Hillary pay her off ?

$20. same as downtown.

Posted by: anachronda at February 26, 2026 02:20 PM (sGtp+)

253 Can't they buy these products with the ebt cards if they are that poor? Why some special tax fir them?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless

Their moms have other priorities. Nails, hair, lashes, etc. Those are cheap haters!!

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2026 02:20 PM (oiNtH)

254 You'd think that employment for all groups would go up as the illegals were shipped out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 02:21 PM (zZu0s)

255 If his wife isn't Abby Shapiro then I don't care

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 02:21 PM (wIg5s)

256 "Black unemployment increased from 6.2% in January of last year to 7.5% in December, according to the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics.

Comparatively, in that final month of 2025, the unemployment rate for white people was 3.8%, for Asian Americans it was 3.6% and for Hispanics it was 4.9%."

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 02:21 PM (tOcjL)

257 244 Ace, you need a doctor visit and a chest X-ray from your description.
Posted by: epador at February 26, 2026 02:18 PM (TRnzq)

nahhhh

Ace needs a manservant. A Kato to his Clouseau ...

Posted by: browndog moving slowly at February 26, 2026 02:21 PM (3sXRv)

258 "208 COVID was real, it certainly looked from the outset like it was engineered (Furin cleavage"

It has patented COTS genetic elements in it that are marketed for engineering custom viruses. It's man made, period. Either Ecohealth made it under Ralph Baric, or Baric was tapped to run the alternative proposal. We don't know which yet because the paper trail we have stops after DARPA said "fuck no this is insane" and rejected it.

The amount of fraud involved in the hidden additions to the jab makes any reasonable person suspect the jab was the goal from the start

Note also that the really harmless strain that displaced the original ones seems obviously engineered as well, AFTER the pandemic started, with individual alterations tested in trial runs for ~2 years before being assembled all together. It's clearly visible in sequences collected all over the world.

Posted by: heya at February 26, 2026 02:21 PM (23NNO)

259 Their moms have other priorities. Nails, hair, lashes, etc. Those are cheap haters!!
------------------
Then there are weaves.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 02:21 PM (pZ64F)

260 Maybe girls shouldn't go to school. That would solve it. Jus' sayin'.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 02:21 PM (BI5O2)

261 Maybe Pennsylvania girls can just get their supplies in the boy's bathroom.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (0nHVk)

262 254 You'd think that employment for all groups would go up as the illegals were shipped out.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 26, 2026 02:21 PM (zZu0s)

Blacks were disproportionately fed gov employees.

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (tOcjL)

263 Too many girls have to miss school because they don't have access to period products.

I grew up in a fairly poor area in a time before fedgov and the states had unlimited dollars to throw at welfare and somehow people were able to clothe and feed their kids, and I assume buy the girls "period products"

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (sKqQm)

264 Probably never got to that question since her Lawyers cancelled the testimony after Boebert took a picture of Hillary and sent it out to an online blogger who posted it...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:10 PM

This is why we can't have nice things.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (bFu5X)

265 >>It cannot be emphasized enough how big a breach of all ethics what her lawyer did was.

I'm curious to hear his excuse. Wouldn't surprise me if he claims he was threatened as a potential target if he didn't cooperate.

Doesn't excuse what he did but there must have been some reason he did something so stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (viF8m)

266 249 Shapiro is a midwit weasel
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 02:19 PM (j+aD2)

Are we sure he's not a capybara ???

Posted by: browndog moving slowly at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (3sXRv)

267 Had to resort to the Urban dictionary.

Spinner.
A petite woman. Denoted as a joke, whereby the petite woman is so thin she is able to be mounted and spun in a circle on an erect penis.

I think Boebert is qualified.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (abIsI)

268 Fedcession!!

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (wIg5s)

269 147 We can't simultaneously believe that covid was secretly engineered in a lab in China and funded by us to derail elections etc *and* that it's a giant made up nothingburger. I don't think that tracks.

ctHILLARY leering down from her pedestal of cyclopian darkness find your lack of faith most disturbing.

why settle for the Lesser Evil?
ctHILLARY:: She *STILL* has such sights to show you!

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at February 26, 2026 02:23 PM (u8KYe)

270 This is Watergate level espionage. Nixon resigned for doing this shit.

Posted by: Indy Bill at February 26, 2026 02:23 PM (Oe2Ms)

271 media is burying the recording of attorney phone call aspect and emphasizing it as a "mere" subpoena of phone records

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at February 26, 2026 02:23 PM (V6W16)

272 What has he done for the boys with blue balls?

---

He offered to cut them off and give them hormones.

Posted by: Kareem of Wheat at February 26, 2026 02:23 PM (aYlkz)

273 Blacks were disproportionately fed gov employees.

And I suspect cut backs from NGOs and state offices that were laundering federal dollars as I well.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)

274 251 Crisis!

Governor Josh Shapiro
@GovernorShapiro
Too many girls have to miss school because they don't have access to period products. It's unacceptable to me and to your First Lady.
Lori has been a major advocate in this space — and thanks to her work, we've secured funding for two years in a row that have helped more than 650,000 young women across PA access the period products they need.
My latest budget continues our commitment — let's get it to my desk.

-
Tampon politics worked out so well for Timpon Walz.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (FXNzP)
______

How did girls ever deal with their periods for the 100,000 years before this hero governor intervened?

This is 100% just graft. 99% of the money extracted from taxpayers for this program will be stolen.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 02:20 PM (iFTx/)

Stronk empowered women who dont need no man except fir to buy her tampons and shit.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 26, 2026 02:23 PM (i0Hi3)

275 Doesn't excuse what he did but there must have been some reason he did something so stupid.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (viF8m)

There might be a lot of reasons. Millions of them.

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 02:24 PM (wIg5s)

276

Posted by: rhomboid

Basis was worry about the parent virus attributes--SARs-1 which was a much higher mortality event (about 10 percent). Covid was a novel aka new virus made from a high mortalityh virus (which makes sense because it was engineered) and thus no one really knew for months what the actual mortality rate would be. Depending on whether you give credence to an early examination of the virus furin cleavage by Indian scientists (first half of 2020), they found signs of similar attributes of the AIDs virus which allows rapid mutations compared to more fixed viruses.

Trump is risk averse and he was being played by Fauci, Collins, NIH funding Chicom research on the downlow, his own intelligence community, and the hysterics in DC. It wasn't his area of knowledge and he got took.

Truth is that the Swedes naively assumed the virus was natural and followed the do nothing approach except for hi risk populations. But their scientific medicine apparatus probably had little idea that the origin was an engineered virus.

It is unclear whether a engineered super respiratory virus that spreads fast, mutates a lot, and keeps being deadly is possible.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 02:24 PM (E4rtv)

277 It's not just that the FBI subpoenaed Kash and Susie's phone records. The FBI surreptitiously recorded a phone call between Wiles AND HER LAWYER! Even worse, the lawyer KNEW the FBI recorded the conversation, and didn't tell Wiles!

===

WHOA!

Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 02:24 PM (/M/4v)

278 273 Blacks were disproportionately fed gov employees.

And I suspect cut backs from NGOs and state offices that were laundering federal dollars as I well.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:23 PM (sKqQm)

100% - especially the make work ones...

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 02:24 PM (tOcjL)

279 I think Boebert is qualified.

I think we need to test this.

For science!

Posted by: Some Moron Scientist at February 26, 2026 02:24 PM (sKqQm)

280 >>With a healthy tablespoon of Colemans prepared mustard in it...enough to rip the virus-infested lining off your sinuses. They'll grow back all shiny and new..

Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 26, 2026 01:59 PM

The other night I sneezed a mouthful of green chile stew juice through my nose. Probably a similar effect. Would not recommend.

Posted by: huerfano at February 26, 2026 02:24 PM (98kQX)

281 as a result the deposition has been suspended
.......

Nobody wants to see pictures of hILLRY o O.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 02:24 PM (UjdFS)

282 A beer for sports in special cups that hold two quarts!

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 26, 2026 02:24 PM (Kt19C)

283 >>How did girls ever deal with their periods for the 100,000 years before this hero governor intervened?

Those were...not good times.

Posted by: Moss Covered Rock at February 26, 2026 02:25 PM (1Udfd)

284 Nancy Pelosi complains that Trump’s State of the Union address had too much patriotism in it.

“You know, it‘s one thing to acknowledge patriotism and people getting well and everything when you have absolutely nothing to do with their courage or the rest, but you spend an hour and a half doing it?”
---
That chart going around of the polling of patriotism by party and the complete collapse by the Dems?

Apply that to the 250th Birthday Celebration of the USA.

Yeah, the Dems have no idea what's going to hit them--nobody they know is patriotic.
Why are all these stupid Americans getting upset at them for shitting on the Fourth of July?

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2026 02:25 PM (HXT0k)

285 277 It's not just that the FBI subpoenaed Kash and Susie's phone records. The FBI surreptitiously recorded a phone call between Wiles AND HER LAWYER! Even worse, the lawyer KNEW the FBI recorded the conversation, and didn't tell Wiles!

===

WHOA!
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2026 02:24 PM (/M/4v)

We should be posting the lawyer AND the firm's name everywhere. The firm will unpartner the lawyer so fast his head will spin.

Posted by: Nova Local at February 26, 2026 02:25 PM (tOcjL)

286 There's no excuse for that kind of name calling!

Dr. Simon Goddek
@goddek
These are the people who were paid to call Candace Owens evil or a demon. Whatever you think of her, smearing someone for money is morally bankrupt.

https://is.gd/jUG1xI

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:25 PM (FXNzP)

287 265 >>It cannot be emphasized enough how big a breach of all ethics what her lawyer did was.

I'm curious to hear his excuse. Wouldn't surprise me if he claims he was threatened as a potential target if he didn't cooperate.

Doesn't excuse what he did but there must have been some reason he did something so stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw
========
CTH had Grok try to figure out who the lawyer was and he posted the name and its work on X. Will be interesting to see the fallout as the lawyer named was pretty connected.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 02:25 PM (E4rtv)

288 >>There might be a lot of reasons. Millions of them.

Maybe. But Jack Smith's style is usually more threats.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 02:25 PM (viF8m)

289 "The girls miss school b/c they can be sick during their periods (usually from the cramping), not b/c they don't have a pad. I'm betting there will be the same number of absences both before and after this initiative of taxpayer waste...
Posted by: Nova Local "

Which is why girls should all be granted three free days every month from school to deal with this issue. And to make it fair boy must be granted this time too or else girls might feel embarrassed/uncomfortable about their time off.

That is how equity works.

Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2026 02:26 PM (GUOwU)

290 The other night I sneezed a mouthful of green chile stew juice through my nose. Probably a similar effect. Would not recommend.

Ah yes, hot spices in the nose will allow you identify what color the number seven sounds like

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:26 PM (sKqQm)

291 ace:

Call Me

Posted by: Iver Mectin at February 26, 2026 02:26 PM (TezPK)

292 224 Crisis!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

I swear we've done that before. The PA - and especially this SE county (Delco) - give aways & seizing land by eminent domain - just goes on the on.

AI - Delaware County, PA, actively combats period poverty through annual donation drives (Dec-Jan) in libraries and partnerships with the Delaware County Health Department. Free products are available at the 69th Street Transportation Center kiosk and via The Period Project at St. Katharine Drexel Food Pantry. State-wide initiatives also provide funding for school-based, free menstrual products.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 02:26 PM (NFX2v)

293 All jokes aside, I've spent more than enough $$$ on feminine products for my own women, it ain't gonna stop soon, and I don't want to buy anyone else's.

Go down to the laundromat, steal someone's sock, and stick that between your legs, honey.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 02:27 PM (BI5O2)

294 Watergate would be a nothing-burger today.
Posted by: 40 Miles North

If Watergate occurred today it would be as big a deal as back then, because it’s who, whom. LBJ did far worse things than Nixon, but LBJ was a Democrat, and so above reprimand. Nixon was a Republican, so guilty from the get-go.

Posted by: NemoMeImpuneLacessit at February 26, 2026 02:27 PM (DsDRo)

295 270 This is Watergate level espionage. Nixon resigned for doing this shit.

https://tinyurl.com/ForWARd-theOBAMANOMICON
OBAMA/as Dr McSocialism, is the New Nixon.

It was Obama who orchestrated the FBI and CIA to create what is now understood as the “Russia Collusion Hoax” and used it in attempts to destroy his political rival President Donald Trump. He set them like attack dogs on the American presidency, to rip it apart after the American people had elected Trump as their president. Once Obama’s cabal of Deep State secret intelligence chiefs were exposed, their methods opened to public scrutiny, the public began asking questions. The fall from grace is impossible for a political immortal.

https://tinyurl.com/IceKingJOE-NotJustMistakenEvil

Posted by: MANFRED the Heat Seeking OBOE at February 26, 2026 02:27 PM (u8KYe)

296 283 >>How did girls ever deal with their periods for the 100,000 years before this hero governor intervened?
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Those were...not good times.
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Women would wash clothes down by the river a lot.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 26, 2026 02:27 PM (pZ64F)

297 I guess stupidity would be the occam's razor choice for what Boebert did. But my brain leaves room for the cynical of its all planned and all a show.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 02:27 PM (n5tGW)

298 I thought you were saying this to garrett for a second and I was like "yeah he's a swell guy and all that but 'work harder?'"

Posted by: ... at February 26, 2026 02:13 PM (wIg5s)

++++

I wouldn't say anything like that to Garrett. It would give him a swell-head.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 26, 2026 02:28 PM (ycLNs)

299 ______

How did girls ever deal with their periods for the 100,000 years before this hero governor intervened?

This is 100% just graft. 99% of the money extracted from taxpayers for this program will be stolen.
Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade
=====

There was this one tribe where the women had a separate compound they had to go to and just sort of hang out, eat bon-bons, whatever. Men were forbidden to go there as it was certain death...
Oddly, the women claimed that periods lasted from two to three months. Wasn't until modern (~1900s) anthropologist visited that the men found out the truth.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 02:28 PM (/lPRQ)

300 sockOFF

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 02:28 PM (1Udfd)

301 Spinner.
A petite woman. Denoted as a joke, whereby the petite woman is so thin she is able to be mounted and spun in a circle on an erect penis.

-
Not to be confused with a helicopter mom.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:28 PM (FXNzP)

302 286 There's no excuse for that kind of name calling!

Dr. Simon Goddek
@goddek
These are the people who were paid to call Candace Owens evil or a demon. Whatever you think of her, smearing someone for money is morally bankrupt.

https://is.gd/jUG1xI
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
======
Whole shit show on X the last several days between the Candy Stripers and the MAGA influencer structure is going on. Goddek is apparently a groyper POS that has done similar crap before and his posts along with a fake AI generated list of alleged MAGA influencers like Cat Turd etc. secretly got paid to label Candace Ovens a demon. Loomer somehow is involved and as usual is engaged in several different fights almost simultaneously.

Reminds me of junior high crap.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 02:29 PM (E4rtv)

303 UNCLEAN

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 02:29 PM (UjdFS)

304 Looks like the SAVE act is dead.. Thune won't do the talking filibuster...

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:29 PM (NmE0/)

305 I wonder if Boebert's plan was to force the FNM to cover the Clintons talking about their good friend Epstein?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2026 02:29 PM (sKqQm)

306 It cannot be emphasized enough how big a breach of all ethics what her lawyer did was.

I'm curious to hear his excuse. Wouldn't surprise me if he claims he was threatened as a potential target if he didn't cooperate.

Doesn't excuse what he did but there must have been some reason he did something so stupid.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 26, 2026 02:22 PM (viF8m)
_______

I suspect he'll claim crime-fraud exception ....

Posted by: Judge Elric The Blade at February 26, 2026 02:29 PM (iFTx/)

307 Blacks were disproportionately fed gov employees.
Posted by: Nova Local

Yes and the stopping of DEI hiring in Fed.Gov has had a dramatic effect in a short time.

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2026 02:29 PM (oiNtH)

308 Boebert pointed out that Hillary had demanded the hearing be televised live so she can't complain about a still photo. The hearing then resumed.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:30 PM (2ocoG)

309 303 UNCLEAN
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 02:29 PM (UjdFS)

SHAME

Posted by: High Sparrow at February 26, 2026 02:30 PM (3sXRv)

310 246 Most people's lawyers in DC would or have done the same thing. The DoJ owns them all, one or way another.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2026 02:18 PM (BI5O2)

They all want to be a judge, and you gotta believe that the DOJ vets them all for the Senate. Don't want to piss them off too much or they may find an ex[girlfriend/boyfriend that you pissed off that will accuse you of something.

Remember the Kavanaugh hearings when the Dems demanded the FBI investigate that crazy bint's fantasy? The FBI looked into it, found she was crazy, and said there was nothing going on. The Dems were shocked that it didn't take years to investigate her ramblings.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 26, 2026 02:30 PM (k1E2D)

311 308 Boebert pointed out that Hillary had demanded the hearing be televised live so she can't complain about a still photo. The hearing then resumed.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:30 PM (2ocoG)

Boebert was still an idiot

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:31 PM (NmE0/)

312 Lawyer bias but I think private suits could go a long way to get the facts before the wider public (that doesn't read AoS or Epoch Times etc).

But it may need a conservative Sugar Daddy to create a legal fund to incentivize this. I'm not looking for the biz but I think a few (dozen) suits for violation of civil rights (42 USC 1983) could yield some real damages, and would put these bastards on the record in depositions. The trickiest part would be to find a venue outside the DC swamp.

Posted by: Zek at February 26, 2026 02:31 PM (5FPX4)

313 Boebert is an attention whore and Benny Johnson is a fucking retard.

Of all the right-o-sphere I find that guy to be the most autistically infuriating of all. He is a dipshit.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 02:31 PM (5aZAZ)

314 @297

>> I guess stupidity would be the occam's razor choice for what Boebert did. But my brain leaves room for the cynical of its all planned and all a show.

If it’s true, she should be censured and an ethics investigation opened.

As mentioned up thread, this is why we can’t have nice things.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2026 02:31 PM (89HIl)

315 Eh, judging from what I hear about wasted school time these days, pretty sure girls and boys could skip a week of school and not be worse off. How terrible they should miss an ICE protest or gender class.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 26, 2026 02:31 PM (n5tGW)

316 >> Looks like the SAVE act is dead.. Thune won't do the talking filibuster...

Did they offer to put a chair in the corner and let him watch an actual man do the job for him?

Because, that might work.

Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 02:31 PM (1Udfd)

317
Did they offer to put a chair in the corner and let him watch an actual man do the job for him?

Because, that might work.
Posted by: garrett at February 26, 2026 02:31 PM (1Udfd)

Well... I'm not a fan but 4 "Republicans" will not vote for it.. The usual subjects I hear

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:32 PM (NmE0/)

318 So what is Thune's malfunction?

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 02:32 PM (UjdFS)

319 It's not just that the FBI subpoenaed Kash and Susie's phone records. The FBI surreptitiously recorded a phone call between Wiles AND HER LAWYER!
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a phone call?

While, that is true if they recorded ALL the calls.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 02:33 PM (/lPRQ)

320 304 Looks like the SAVE act is dead.. Thune won't do the talking filibuster...
Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:29 PM (NmE0/)
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He doesn't have the votes to do it.

Tillis, McConnell, whats-his-nuts from Utah, and one other fucktard won't give him the votes to move to the bill and force a talking filibuster, because they're idiots and/or assholes.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 02:33 PM (5aZAZ)

321 Thune can’t act. There are four senators in opposition.

Murkowski
McConnell
Tillis
John Curtis, Utah

Without those four votes it doesn’t matter.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 26, 2026 02:33 PM (kIFVO)

322 318 So what is Thune's malfunction?
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 02:32 PM (UjdFS)

Like I said not a fan of his but Murkowski and McConnell plus 2 others are not helping

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:34 PM (NmE0/)

323 300 sockOFF

sockON

Posted by: the socker at February 26, 2026 02:34 PM (sGtp+)

324 Well... I'm not a fan but 4 "Republicans" will not vote for it.. The usual subjects I hear

They have 50 sponsors, so if the vote is held JD can put it over the top. Thune is literally the Democrat Party's last hope, and he's sure acting like it.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:34 PM (2ocoG)

325 Bright spot - Seems the Afghans and a few other ethnic groups have so many babies in a row, they must be clear of the period poverty issues.

But then there's the Delco Family Village.

Meanwhile, the elderly are hanging in here on a thread thanks to rising taxes.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 26, 2026 02:34 PM (NFX2v)

326 The GOPe are all "Oh hurr durr I'm a cosponsor of the SAVE Act!" as a way to get their constituents to stop blowing up the office phones, but also won't give Thune the votes to move onto the debate and force the filibuster. Pure, unadulterated failure theater.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 02:35 PM (5aZAZ)

327 This is Watergate level espionage. Nixon resigned for doing this shit.

https://tinyurl.com/ForWARd-theOBAMANOMICON
OBAMA/as Dr McSocialism, is the New Nixon.

I'd say that this is far beyond Nixon and some fumbling "plumbers" going in to DNC headquarters, 30 minutes of missing tape, etc.

Watergate was a tiptoe through the tulips compared to this.

Posted by: Cheri at February 26, 2026 02:35 PM (oiNtH)

328 The GOPe are all "Oh hurr durr I'm a cosponsor of the SAVE Act!" as a way to get their constituents to stop blowing up the office phones, but also won't give Thune the votes to move onto the debate and force the filibuster. Pure, unadulterated failure theater.

Hold up. You have a list of cosponsors who have also said they won't vote for cloture?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:36 PM (2ocoG)

329 Oh, and I thought it was simple brain damage.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 02:36 PM (UjdFS)

330 They have 50 sponsors, so if the vote is held JD can put it over the top. Thune is literally the Democrat Party's last hope, and he's sure acting like it.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:34 PM (2ocoG)
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They have 50+1 votes, theoretically, for the SAVE Act itself, but not enough votes to move to the debate on the bill and force a talking filibuster, due to the aforementioned fuckheads.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 02:36 PM (5aZAZ)

331 >>There might be a lot of reasons. Millions of them.

Maybe. But Jack Smith's style is usually more threats.
Posted by: JackStraw

Threats like having MS-13 kill your favorite niece in their usual style.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 02:36 PM (/lPRQ)

332 272 What has he done for the boys with blue balls?

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He offered to cut them off and give them hormones.

that sounds like an awful lot of work

Posted by: canadian maid at February 26, 2026 02:37 PM (sGtp+)

333 Customer service.

https://is.gd/wflBAD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 26, 2026 02:37 PM (FXNzP)

334 Thune reminds me of a gay chess player that thinks he's a tough guy.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 02:37 PM (abIsI)

335 A fuckheadocracy, if you can keep it.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:37 PM (c27kw)

336 Hold up. You have a list of cosponsors who have also said they won't vote for cloture?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:36 PM (2ocoG)
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It's not cloture, its a vote to move the Senate onto the debate on the bill, which would force the talking filibuster.

And yes, there are four fuckheads who won't vote to do so.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 02:37 PM (5aZAZ)

337 326 The GOPe are all "Oh hurr durr I'm a cosponsor of the SAVE Act!" as a way to get their constituents to stop blowing up the office phones, but also won't give Thune the votes to move onto the debate and force the filibuster. Pure, unadulterated failure theater.

we need to chimp out on this front, as some on X say.

it's unacceptable

they acted like they'd vote for SAVE, but knew they'd block it with nonsense

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)

338 What has he done for the boys with blue balls?

Liberal Science teaches us that boys are merely defective girls, so the defect can be resolved with gender affirming surgery.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (2ocoG)

339 And yes, there are four fuckheads who won't vote to do so.

who are they - I know one is Tillis

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)

340 Curtis used to be a Dem so his opposition is not surprising

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (HYqoK)

341 The worm kept coming, looping over my chin, glistening under the buzzing light like fresh blog traffic on election night. I grabbed it—pure instinct, pure gonzo panic—and pulled. Pain detonated like a bad Art thread.

The mirror showed me the horror show: eyes bulging, mouth open in a silent howl, this obscene red rope dangling from my face like the blog itself was giving birth to its own demise.

Hallucinations swarmed in—CBD standing behind me in the reflection, grinning, holding a vial labeled “Special African Blend.” rendered in some bold, neo-grotesque sans-serif typeface.

Buck Throckmorton laughing in the corner wearing a crown. The entire commentariat chanting “CBD! CBD!” while lizards in blood dripping MAGA hats gnawed on the Wi-Fi router.

Posted by: Doc at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (+rKuc)

342 And yes, there are four fuckheads who won't vote to do so.

Are the fuckheads also co-sponsors though?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (2ocoG)

343 Well... I'm not a fan but 4 "Republicans" will not vote for it.. The usual subjects I hear

Posted by: It's me donna at February 26, 2026 02:32 PM (NmE0/)

Donate today!

Posted by: Republicans at February 26, 2026 02:39 PM (wIg5s)

344 they acted like they'd vote for SAVE, but knew they'd block it with nonsense
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)
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What's past is prologue.

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 02:39 PM (5aZAZ)

345 333 Customer service.

https://is.gd/wflBAD
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster!
LOL
Should have dumped the fry oil bucket on his head.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 02:39 PM (abIsI)

346 How is sawing off your tweeter gender affirming?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:39 PM (c27kw)

347 339 And yes, there are four fuckheads who won't vote to do so.

who are they - I know one is Tillis
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)
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Murkowski
McConnell
Tillis
John Curtis, Utah

Posted by: Marcus T at February 26, 2026 02:33 PM (kIFVO)

Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 02:40 PM (5aZAZ)

348 Remember the Kavanaugh hearings when the Dems demanded the FBI investigate that crazy bint's fantasy? The FBI looked into it, found she was crazy, and said there was nothing going on. The Dems were shocked that it didn't take years to investigate her ramblings.
Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper
=======
The left did not know that Kavanaugh kept a careful journal throughout their alleged crap op. That destroyed the vague it happened to a friend but I was there shit concocted by the beach friends conspiracy. Kavanaugh could account for events decades ago in enough precision as to make Blowzy (sp) Ford's recollections legally dangerous for her to spout her tales.

Posted by: whig at February 26, 2026 02:40 PM (E4rtv)

349 They have 50 sponsors, so if the vote is held JD can put it over the top. Thune is literally the Democrat Party's last hope, and he's sure acting like it.

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:34 PM (2ocoG)

So close again! What a coincidence!

Posted by: Republicans at February 26, 2026 02:40 PM (wIg5s)

350 A retardocracy, and it's here to stay.

Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 02:40 PM (UjdFS)

351 I hope McConnell is suffering

I hope he lives forever, in pain

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 02:41 PM (j+aD2)

352 Like water off of a turtles back.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:42 PM (c27kw)

353 I suspect he'll claim crime-fraud exception ....
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It only strips attorney client privilege for past communications.
Permits disclosure after-the-fact.

It does not allow the lawyer to record a client ever.
To try and gather evidence of a crime.

This lawyer burned down his entire career and reputation because he feared the feds.
Or hated his client.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at February 26, 2026 02:42 PM (HXT0k)

354 351
I hope he lives forever, in pain
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Should I stop stabbing my voodoo doll of him with Ukraine pins?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 26, 2026 02:42 PM (abIsI)

355 Kavanaugh could account for events decades ago in enough precision as to make Blowzy (sp) Ford's recollections legally dangerous for her to spout her tales.

BUT she had to install a second front door to get away from him!

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 02:43 PM (/lPRQ)

356 You need to understand that lawyers are paper pushers and not suited to the harsh climate of the Aleutian Archipeligo. He had to comply.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 26, 2026 01:49 PM (/lPRQ)

Do NOT send that shit up here. Not again.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2026 02:45 PM (RQvuv)

357 The GOPe are all "Oh hurr durr I'm a cosponsor of the SAVE Act!" as a way to get their constituents to stop blowing up the office phones, but also won't give Thune the votes to move onto the debate and force the filibuster. Pure, unadulterated failure theater.
Posted by: ballistic at February 26, 2026 02:35 PM (5aZAZ)

*goose meme* Are the 4 no votes also cosponsors?

Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:45 PM (2ocoG)

358 *goose meme* Are the 4 no votes also cosponsors?

just Tillis

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 02:46 PM (j+aD2)

359 344 they acted like they'd vote for SAVE, but knew they'd block it with nonsense
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (j+aD2)
------
What's past is prologue.

what is, was. what was, will be. what will be *was*, but will be again.

Posted by: the wisdom of arnold horschack at February 26, 2026 02:49 PM (sGtp+)

360 342 And yes, there are four fuckheads who won't vote to do so.

Are the fuckheads also co-sponsors though?
Posted by: Ian S. at February 26, 2026 02:38 PM (2ocoG)

No, co-conspirators.

Lisa Murk is one. Every year, she looks more and more like a spawned out humpy. Every year, she acts more like one, too.

She represents nothing but her pocketbook, which she uses to buy Native votes. In face, I am beginning to believe she is something of a twat.

One dude up here on the main highway north has a huge sign on his front fence that says DUMP MURKOWSKI. Nobody likes her.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2026 02:50 PM (RQvuv)

361 346 How is sawing off your tweeter gender affirming?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:39 PM (c27kw)

I don't need my gender affirmed, because I don't have one.

I am an 'ette. That's all anyone needs to know.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 26, 2026 02:51 PM (RQvuv)

362 Gender deniers.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:54 PM (c27kw)

363 So what is Thune's malfunction?
Posted by: wth at February 26, 2026 02:32 PM (UjdFS)

*searches logs*

Oh, yeah... this is definitely the problem. He's a Republican. As long as these guys around, it'll never work. Call a fumigation and gas them, and call me in the morning.

Posted by: Civilizational Tech Support at February 26, 2026 02:56 PM (BI5O2)

364 Maybe he mathed out that he didn't have the votes.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 26, 2026 02:57 PM (c27kw)

365 Definitely take ivermectin. I had that flu for three weeks. Tried to turn into a sinus infection then. And the usuals, zinc, vitamins C and D. Oil of Oregano helps too

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 26, 2026 02:58 PM (gQ15S)

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