Arrest in Terrorist Attack on Boise ICE Office: It's an AWFUL <br>Plus: FBI Raids LA School Superintendent's Home, School District Offices

Arrest in Terrorist Attack on Boise ICE Office: It's an AWFUL
Plus: FBI Raids LA School Superintendent's Home, School District Offices

They say it's a woman but they talk a lot of horse-shit about sex now.

Federal prosecutors are calling an Idaho woman's alleged decision to steal an ambulance and crash it into a Meridian building leasing office space to immigration officials a "brazen, dangerous, unprovoked, premeditated attack," according to newly released court records.
In a 15-page affidavit, investigators outlined the evidence that local and federal law enforcement agencies collected against Sarah George, 43, of Boise, before arresting her Monday. Over the course of five days, officers located surveillance footage, financial records and social media posts that they say prove George purchased gasoline cans and lighter fluid, filled them with fuel and stole a Canyon County ambulance before crashing it into the Portico North building with the intention of setting it on fire. T
he building, owned by St. Luke's Health System, included office space that was being leased to the Department of Homeland Security, which includes Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
Posts on George's Facebook page had "adverse political positions" against the agencies, the affidavit alleged.

Oh really, this ugly AWFUL has a FaceBook page where she shares her deranged mentally-ill political opinions? I never would have guessed.

Assistant United States Attorney David Robins, in the District of Idaho, said the attack wasn't random. He wrote in a motion arguing that George should be held "in custody" that based on the woman's social media posts, the attack was over her "perceived grievances" of law enforcement.
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"The defendant's devil-may-care attitude towards the extreme public risk can hardly be overstated," Robins wrote in his motion. "She stole an ambulance -- a tool by which first responders save lives -- and damaged it while trying to destroy it. By attempting to burn the building, she showed no regard for the potential occupants (e.g., night workers, janitors, first responders) and the mortal risks she inflicted.
She then approached the parked ambulance and drove off wearing a dark beanie and face covering, according to the affidavit.

You can't hide ugly.

Gee, I wonder what her husband thinks about all this.

Just kidding. She looks like my less-attractive testicle. Not the one I send people pictures of.

That photo is, I believe, from a cop's bodycam camera as he pulled her over for a traffic stop. He realized "Holy shit, this looks like Ace's 'not my bad side' ball! Must be the terrorist!"

I need to stop sending that to everybody. Especially family members.

He recognized her from a store's surveillance camera video, showing her buying the gas cans used in the attack.

She's a real gem:

According to the affidavit, investigators found a social media post allegedly made by George the morning of Feb. 18 depicting an AI-generated image of the White House on fire with the caption, "If it can be destroyed by truth then it should be destroyed; it was built in lies anyways."

No but seriously what's her husband think?

God spare us the wrath of ugly, unfuckable femcels who have nothing to contribute to the world except for deranged social media posts about Trump.

Breaking: Federal and local authorities have arrested the suspect accused of attempting to carry out an arson terror attack on the DHS/ICE office in Idaho.

Sarah Elizabeth George, 43, of Boise, allegedly staged gas cans, stole an ambulance, and intentionally crashed through the… pic.twitter.com/zCDK7hZVNd
— Katie Daviscourt 📸 (@KatieDaviscourt) February 24, 2026

Also: The FBI raided the home and offices of the LA Unified School District Superintendent.

I'm sure it's because he was following the law too closely and also not taking too many bribes or not grooming too many children.

John Sexton writes that the left -- including the NYT, of course -- has immediately jumped to claiming this man was raided because he... spoke out against ICE.

Um, that doesn't happen, except in your insane AWFUL mentally-ill minds.

Sexton presents an alternative explanation which actually makes sense: He continues openly discriminating against white students despite the Supreme Court ruling that all such discrimination must end.

Alternatively, LAist notes that there is a lawsuit filed against the school district which claims the district discriminates against white students.

A lawsuit filed against the Los Angeles Unified School District for allegedly discriminating against white students could move forward, given the current political climate. But critics say it is troubling and lacks merit.
The suit by the 1776 Project Foundation takes aim at the district's Predominantly Hispanic, Black, Asian, or other Non-Anglo, or PHBAO, program and claims that "for students who attend non-PHBAO schools, the District provides inferior treatment and calculated disadvantages." Roughly 70% of LAUSD schools are part of the PHABO program...
The suit, filed this week in federal court, also calls out the program for allegedly maintaining a more robust staff and receiving extra points on applications to prestigious magnet schools.
"Students attending non-PHBAO schools are denied and directly blocked from these benefits because of the racial composition of their school attendance zone, which detrimentally impacts the quality of the educational experience and directly damages these students," the lawsuit alleges.

As of last week, the Trump DOJ is looking to join that lawsuit.
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Could the FBI raid have something to do with that? Again, we don't know but the timing seems more reasonable than the issue involving DHS visits to schools a year ago.

He presents a third possibility: The school is using funds appropriated (by ballot initiative) for expanding school programs to instead pay staff. That would be misuse of public funds, but that seems to me a matter of state concern, not the business of the feds.

Hit the link to read about that.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:00 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 25, 2026 05:02 PM (0N4FZ)

2 How long was the foot chase?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:04 PM (QScRl)

3 How many gasoline cans did she get?? Four?

Posted by: dantesed at February 25, 2026 05:05 PM (Oy/m2)

4 Which one does she resemble ace, goose or slider?

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2026 05:05 PM (qLtZW)

5 "She looks like my less-attractive testicle. Not the one I send people pictures of."

This made me laugh out loud. I needed that.

Posted by: goddessoftheclassroom at February 25, 2026 05:05 PM (USyCi)

6 Why do they all look and dress like the Skipper?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:05 PM (QScRl)

7 "God spare us the wrath of ugly, unfuckable femcels who have nothing to contribute to the world except for deranged social media posts about Trump."

Oh, really? Without them, who would take care of all the cats?

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at February 25, 2026 05:05 PM (0K8Uv)

8 I could fix her. With a two by four

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 25, 2026 05:05 PM (HYqoK)

9 She's big in Australian break dancing circles.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2026 05:06 PM (Vq1pX)

10 She's has a neck & chin in there somewhere.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 25, 2026 05:06 PM (IifOV)

11 is it wearing a Detroit Lions hat in that gas can pic?

Posted by: Jay in CDA at February 25, 2026 05:06 PM (F1XbI)

12 She's so ugly that her parents used to feed her with a slingshot

Posted by: ballistic at February 25, 2026 05:07 PM (3BwY8)

13 … Just kidding. She looks like my less-attractive testicle. Not the one I send people pictures of.

You’re killin’ me here ace

Just spit Gatorade all over the floor at the gym

Posted by: browndog barking at February 25, 2026 05:07 PM (pY+ea)

14 If I had a dog with a face like that, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backward.

Posted by: ballistic at February 25, 2026 05:07 PM (3BwY8)

15 NYTimes: Medical Associations Trusted Belief Over Science on Youth Gender Care

American advocates for youth gender medicine have insisted for years that overwhelming evidence favors providing gender dysphoric youth with puberty blockers, hormones and, in the case of biological females, surgery to remove their breasts. It didn’t matter that the number of kids showing up at gender clinics had soared and that they were more likely to have complex mental health conditions than those who had come to clinics in years earlier, complicating diagnosis.

Posted by: SMOD at February 25, 2026 05:07 PM (RHGPo)

16 Just kidding. She looks like my less-attractive testicle. Not the one I send people pictures of.

That photo is, I believe, from a cop's bodycam camera as he pulled her over for a traffic stop. He realized "Holy shit, this looks like Ace's 'not my bad side' ball! Must be the terrorist!"

I need to stop sending that to everybody. Especially family members.

Good thing I wasn't drinking anything just then

Posted by: never change, ace at February 25, 2026 05:07 PM (TbWk/)

17 I looked at the convenience store video clip, and all I could think was "nice cans!".

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2026 05:07 PM (rj6Yv)

18 Could be Detoilet Lions.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:07 PM (QScRl)

19 They complain about incels being violent but the most violent I’ve seen an incel was to throw a Rockstar at the wall because they lost a permadeath match in ARC Raiders

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at February 25, 2026 05:07 PM (REq0p)

20 is it wearing a Detroit Lions hat in that gas can pic?
Posted by: Jay in CDA at February 25, 2026 05:06 PM (F1XbI)

Boise State Broncos

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 25, 2026 05:08 PM (PSEDc)

21 She looks like my less-attractive testicle. Not the one I send people pictures of.

Maybe you sat on some gum.

Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 25, 2026 05:08 PM (Kt19C)

22 She looks like Kathy Bates in that first picture.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2026 05:08 PM (Yp6az)

23 Always the short hair

Posted by: Zeera , Damn Right I voted for all of this! at February 25, 2026 05:08 PM (t/Eo5)

24 Harness her and do some plowing.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 25, 2026 05:08 PM (pZ64F)

25 I think. Now I'm not sure. Belay last transmission.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 25, 2026 05:08 PM (PSEDc)

26 Does she participate in the men's shot put competition?

Posted by: dantesed at February 25, 2026 05:08 PM (Oy/m2)

27 And I will name it George.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:09 PM (QScRl)

28 Could the FBI raid have something to do with that? Again, we don't know but the timing seems more reasonable than the issue involving DHS visits to schools a year ago.

I assume some grifty embezzlement.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 25, 2026 05:09 PM (4NO2D)

29 Probably couldn't get the gas to pour out properly because of those stupid spouts they have now. Can almost sympathise with her there.

Posted by: From about That Time at February 25, 2026 05:09 PM (sl73Y)

30 I could fix her. With a two by four

*******

You’re gonna need a bigger 2x4

Posted by: Chief Brody at February 25, 2026 05:10 PM (REq0p)

31 29 Probably couldn't get the gas to pour out properly because of those stupid spouts they have now. Can almost sympathise with her there.
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Snort.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 25, 2026 05:10 PM (pZ64F)

32 I love mug shots. They bring out the essence of a person.

Posted by: fd, My Inner Beauty Stinks at February 25, 2026 05:10 PM (vFG9F)

33 Half a can of gas>a full can of gas.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:10 PM (QScRl)

34 I'm pretty tired of if ICE focusing its operations on leftist, blue sh*tholes.

They didn't vote for you, Donald. We in red states did.

We deserve the benefit of deportation and not only will we not protest, we will assist you in the process.

Remove every last stinking illegal alien from the prisons to the little lady making homemade tortillas at the Mexican restaurant. We will cheer you on, give rental discounts to the government for detainment facilities and hotel rooms for your officers.

If the left wants to live in immigrant infested sh*t holes and compete against illegals for work and housing, let them. You can get to them last.

Posted by: Diss Topian at February 25, 2026 05:10 PM (O6Whv)

35
She does look happy in the booking picture.

Maybe she's out of jail by noon tomorrow.

Posted by: Auspex at February 25, 2026 05:11 PM (Y8DZL)

36 She looks like my less-attractive testicle. Not the one I send people pictures of.

Her wispy beard sells it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 25, 2026 05:11 PM (4NO2D)

37 She's so stupid, the cops arriving promptly, before she could flick her Bic, saved her life.

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2026 05:11 PM (rj6Yv)

38 When last we checked in on Maverick’s intrepid wingman goose was hitting level flight ceiling while slider was getting audible “pull up, … pull up”. One testing their density altitude and the other doing a little (NoE) terrain following

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2026 05:12 PM (qLtZW)

39 How dare our president call these people crazy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2026 05:12 PM (Vq1pX)

40 This is actually a little crazy to see. I've met Sarah, a couple times. She has the personality type for it, but definitely surreal.

Most of the queer community in Boise knows her or has met her. If I had to sum her up in two words, it would be "militantly lesbian". She was not a fan of men. Not even men who were allies. I admire her conviction, but not her methods. It was sloppy and poorly thought out. I will say though, if there's anybody that would thrive in prison, I bet she would. I hope she will be okay.

I'm afraid we're going to see more of this kind of thing. Resistance is good, hell, historically, even violence has its place, but, this was just clumsy, stupid, and she ruined her own life just to help the other side's cause.

If you get jury duty, please familiarize yourself of with Jury Nullification. Good juries can help deal with bad government.

The woman who did this single handedly made things worse for both the immigrant and LGBTQ residents of Boise with her actions. Mark Fitzpatrick is using her for advertising in his campaign for governor. MAGA had already been using this as an excuse for ramping up ICE reports on POC...

Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at February 25, 2026 05:13 PM (ycI94)

41 She must be quite inept. Anne Heche managed to cause an inferno by accident. Butch here, can't do it with gallons of gasoline and a stolen ambulance.

Posted by: Hard To Find Good Help at February 25, 2026 05:13 PM (oftw2)

42 Well, one thing for sure. She's got a birth control face.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 25, 2026 05:13 PM (FXNzP)

43 ace had it right all along, it’s ball pics I should be sending my matches online, not dic pics

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at February 25, 2026 05:14 PM (REq0p)

44 41 She must be quite inept. Anne Heche managed to cause an inferno by accident. Butch here, can't do it with gallons of gasoline and a stolen ambulance.
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No shit. Bet she can't do a sit-up on a stretcher, either.

Posted by: pudinhead at February 25, 2026 05:14 PM (pZ64F)

45 She looks Pretti Good.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 25, 2026 05:14 PM (IifOV)

46 I remember when refusing to wear a mask or questioning if in fact the clot shot "stopped the spread of COVID" were literal terrorism and the left was arguing anyone doing so should be placed in a concentration camp...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2026 05:14 PM (sKqQm)

47 She looks like my less-attractive testicle.

Horribly, terribly cruel.

And hilarious.

Posted by: Tex Lovear at February 25, 2026 05:14 PM (wtvvX)

48 I liked the theory proposed by someone here (can't remember who, sorry): The reason for the incompetence in terror attacks we've seen lately is that the Left's funding is getting cut off and targeted, and the FBI isn't focusing on enabling terrorists as much as they used to.

Posted by: pookysgirl, just theorizing at February 25, 2026 05:14 PM (Wt5PA)

49 I wonder if the UK will allow a party that isn't controlled opposition to win.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:14 PM (QScRl)

50 I'd bet my activist troon neighbors know her.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 25, 2026 05:14 PM (PSEDc)

51 Ok people, seriously, search the sidebar archive section for goose and slider. Read. Then come back.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2026 05:14 PM (qLtZW)

52 >>>She looks like my less-attractive testicle. Not the one I send people pictures of.

Dude, get that shit removed.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2026 05:15 PM (2bC92)

53 >>>>She does look happy in the booking picture.

She's thinking about all the pussy she will get in prison.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 25, 2026 05:15 PM (CNl8/)

54 You’re gonna need a bigger 2x4
Posted by: Chief Brody at February 25, 2026 05:10 PM (REq0p)
====

4x4 Ford F-350

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2026 05:15 PM (rj6Yv)

55 21 She looks like my less-attractive testicle. Not the one I send people pictures of.

Maybe you sat on some gum.
Posted by: Commissar of plenty and festive little hats at February 25, 2026 05:08 PM (Kt19C)

If that's not helping, I don't know what is.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 25, 2026 05:15 PM (YlWIZ)

56 Sarah's plan had a lot of moving parts. The only one she got right was not burning to death.

Posted by: huerfano at February 25, 2026 05:15 PM (98kQX)

57 35
She does look happy in the booking picture.

Maybe she's out of jail by noon tomorrow.
Posted by: Auspex at February 25, 2026 05:11 PM (Y8DZL)

Perhaps she's looking forward to some meeting some potential girlfriends in jail?

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at February 25, 2026 05:15 PM (0K8Uv)

58 Chick used her loyalty card to buy gas. Smollettesque.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2026 05:15 PM (2bC92)

59 I will say though, if there's anybody that would thrive in prison, I bet she would.

Now there's the kind of thing you want to hear your friends say about you.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 25, 2026 05:16 PM (Fs0KI)

60 Shit.

Fucked up my own nic!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 25, 2026 05:16 PM (wtvvX)

61 35
She does look happy in the booking picture.

Maybe she's out of jail by noon tomorrow.

Posted by: Auspex at February 25, 2026 05:11 PM (Y8DZL)

+++++

The perverse smiles on these idiots when they get caught is just incredible. Trump said it best - "These people are CRAZY".

Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2026 05:16 PM (rkWQ6)

62 Now there's the kind of thing you want to hear your friends say about you.
Posted by: Oddbob at February 25, 2026 05:16 PM (Fs0KI)

Most Likely To Succeed In A Penal Colony

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2026 05:16 PM (Vq1pX)

63 Given that this idiot couldn't figure out how to light a can full of gasoline I'll say it again: THE REVOLUTION WILL BE INCOMPETENT

Posted by: Smell the Glove at February 25, 2026 05:16 PM (HYqoK)

64
The Camera adds 10 pounds, so she's got 4 cameras on her.

Posted by: Fat joke Guy at February 25, 2026 05:17 PM (IifOV)

65 "Harness her and do some plowing."

I know "I can fix that" is a trope, but let's not get hasty

Posted by: barbarausa at February 25, 2026 05:17 PM (enw9G)

66 THE FACE OF TESTICULAR TORSION

Posted by: Tex Lovera at February 25, 2026 05:17 PM (wtvvX)

67 The woman who did this single handedly made things worse for both the immigrant and LGBTQ residents of Boise with her actions. Mark Fitzpatrick is using her for advertising in his campaign for governor. MAGA had already been using this as an excuse for ramping up ICE reports on POC...

Who knew normies might be bothered by militant lesbians trying to murder people so that Somalis can still come to America to steal welfare money

Posted by: 18-1 at February 25, 2026 05:17 PM (sKqQm)

68 Harness her and do some plowing.
Posted by: pudinhead at February 25, 2026 05:08 PM (pZ64F)

She most have removed the nose ring before attacking the building

Posted by: Beartooth at February 25, 2026 05:17 PM (ggkmJ)

69 The perverse smiles on these idiots when they get caught is just incredible. Trump said it best - "These people are CRAZY".
Posted by: washrivergal

With the right wig and clothes, she could do a perfect Annie Wilkes cosplay.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at February 25, 2026 05:18 PM (ycI94)

70 I wonder how deep her voice is.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 25, 2026 05:18 PM (jtM2q)

71 42 Well, one thing for sure. She's got a birth control face.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 25, 2026 05:13 PM (FXNzP)

+++++

LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2026 05:18 PM (rkWQ6)

72 > Given that this idiot couldn't figure out how to light a can full of gasoline

Half-full can is easier to light, just sayin'.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2026 05:18 PM (Yp6az)

73 Deport her to Somalia.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:18 PM (QScRl)

74 DYKE!
BITCH!
NOT WITH YOUR DICK!

Posted by: Tourettes activist John Davidson at February 25, 2026 05:19 PM (Y1sOo)

75 She looks like a thumb with a hairy mole. Some guys might be into that, no judgment.

Posted by: Lincolntf at February 25, 2026 05:19 PM (vV6n9)

76 Grok, can you write a short country song from the following prompt: They say it’s a woman, but they talk a lot of horse-shit about sex now

Title:
They Say It's a Woman(slow, lonesome acoustic strum, maybe a little steel guitar weepin’ in the background)

Verse 1
They say it’s a woman, but the barstool philosophers disagree
Sippin’ warm beer and spittin’ wisdom only drunks can see
They got opinions thicker than the smoke above the pool table light
Talkin’ loud ‘bout what a real one does between the sheets at night

Chorus
They say it’s a woman, but they talk a lot of horse-shit about sex now
Throwin’ around big words like they ever knew how
They never held a heart that could actually break in two
Just swingin’ their mouths like six-guns, shootin’ bullshit at the moon

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 25, 2026 05:19 PM (AoT6J)

77 🥒

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:19 PM (QScRl)

78
I'm sure her GoFundMe will supply he with enough money for her to make another run at it.

How big of a failure are you to not be able to Arson. It's literally gas and a match.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 25, 2026 05:19 PM (IifOV)

79 The Conservative Treehouse has a post up about the Los Angeles Unified School District guy's (NAME: Alberto Carvalho) history in Miami.

https://is.gd/BeErUv

Posted by: No Name Today at February 25, 2026 05:20 PM (8mulE)

80 The lawsuit about discrimination can move forward "given the current political climate. But critics say it is troubling and lacks merit."

I was not informed about the "current political climate" factor used to determine whether a lawsuit can "move forward."

Posted by: AMartel at February 25, 2026 05:20 PM (otvi3)

81 Not Grok's best effort, but the ending is better

Bridge
I tipped my hat and left a twenty underneath her glass
Didn’t need to ask her nothin’, didn’t need to make a pass
Some folks talk to feel important, some folks live to feel alive
She just smiled like she’d heard it all… and still chose to survive

Final Chorus
Yeah they say it’s a woman, but they talk a lot of horse-shit about sex now
Yellin’ over jukebox heartache like they ever took a vow
I’ll raise my bottle to the ones who don’t explain themselves to fools
She’s a woman, plain and simple—
and that’s the only gospel truth.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 25, 2026 05:20 PM (AoT6J)

82 The Left has weaponized the Unmet Maternal Instinct.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 25, 2026 05:20 PM (0MjtC)

83 ace had it right all along, it’s ball pics I should be sending my matches online, not dic pics

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at February 25, 2026 05:14 PM (REq0p)

Wallet pics catch more flies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2026 05:21 PM (2bC92)

84 **examines testicles**

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2026 05:21 PM (aTgV0)

85 34 I'm pretty tired of if ICE focusing its operations on leftist, blue sh*tholes.

They didn't vote for you, Donald. We in red states did.

We deserve the benefit of deportation and not only will we not protest, we will assist you in the process.

Remove every last stinking illegal alien from the prisons to the little lady making homemade tortillas at the Mexican restaurant. We will cheer you on, give rental discounts to the government for detainment facilities and hotel rooms for your officers.

If the left wants to live in immigrant infested sh*t holes and compete against illegals for work and housing, let them. You can get to them last.
Posted by: Diss Topian at February 25, 2026 05:10 PM (O6Whv)

ICE is removing illegal criminals in red communities. You just don't hear about it in the media because it's low-drama due to appropriate cooperation. Also, the worst offenders tend to congregate in blue beepholes due to lax enforcement and enabling judicial systems, so they're going to get some extra attention from ICE.

Posted by: Emmie at February 25, 2026 05:21 PM (FMtrg)

86 "Just kidding. She looks like my less-attractive testicle. Not the one I send people pictures of."

There are times I am not all that disappointed that Ace doesn't consider me "people."

Posted by: tankdemon at February 25, 2026 05:22 PM (qSk+K)

87 The genius of Schmuckie Tumor!

Schumer: “Of course we support Americans. We’re not going to be a prop in Donald Trump’s little show.”

*********

So your response was to… willfully become a prop in Donny’s show then?
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos

Trump set him up like a bowling pin which is appropriate because Schmuckie is smart as a bowling pin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 25, 2026 05:23 PM (FXNzP)

88
My nuts photograph well from any angle.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at February 25, 2026 05:23 PM (IifOV)

89 How big of a failure are you to not be able to Arson. It's literally gas and a match.
Posted by: Frank Barone at February 25, 2026 05:19 PM (IifOV)

Dunning Krueger.

Any idiot can light a can of gas on fire. It's gas. It's scary splodey gas that practically is begging to be on fire. Surely *I* can make it happen. I've seen movies. I'm smart.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2026 05:23 PM (Vq1pX)

90 ACE the ads and popups are annoying AF.

Posted by: Eric at February 25, 2026 05:23 PM (a2F+C)

91 I was under the (mistaken?) impression that Idaho did not allow crazy.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 25, 2026 05:24 PM (6ydKt)

92 See? Sience:

82 The Left has weaponized the Unmet Maternal Instinct.
Posted by: 29Victor at February 25, 2026 05:20 PM (0MjtC)

AI slop? You be the judge.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 25, 2026 05:24 PM (YlWIZ)

93 What ads?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:24 PM (QScRl)

94 a posts that they say prove George purchased gasoline cans and lighter fluid,

Yeah, I mean, how else are you going to light the gasoline?

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2026 05:24 PM (o2432)

95 Get a new look for Spring!

Now booking appointments for your testicle glow up.

Posted by: Your Local MediSpa at February 25, 2026 05:24 PM (q2NNn)

96 How dare our president call these people crazy.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
......

So divisive and mean.

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2026 05:24 PM (UjdFS)

97 If you have two cans of gasoline, the fumes of which are extremely flammable, why do you need lighter fluid?

Posted by: huerfano at February 25, 2026 05:25 PM (98kQX)

98 84 **examines testicles**
Posted by: eleven

Need help?

Posted by: David Hogg at February 25, 2026 05:25 PM (Y1sOo)

99 ICE is removing illegal criminals in red communities. You just don't hear about it in the media because it's low-drama due to appropriate cooperation. Also, the worst offenders tend to congregate in blue beepholes due to lax enforcement and enabling judicial systems, so they're going to get some extra attention from ICE.
Posted by: Emmie at February 25, 2026 05:21 PM (FMtrg)

Also, ICE likely doesn't have to do as much in red areas because the illegals there probably took the "here's a couple bucks, go home now, wait in line like you ought to" route.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2026 05:25 PM (Vq1pX)

100 ICE is removing illegal criminals in red communities. You just don't hear about it in the media because it's low-drama due to appropriate cooperation. Also, the worst offenders tend to congregate in blue beepholes due to lax enforcement and enabling judicial systems, so they're going to get some extra attention from ICE.
Posted by: Emmie

Agreed. I'm in a very red state. We've had a handful of national guard troops on orders since December assisting ICE operations in the state. No drama, no headlines, but a steady stream of clean, targeted arrests in coordination with local law enforcement agencies. A few blue areas tried to resist, but were smacked down by the state.

Posted by: Military Moron at February 25, 2026 05:25 PM (ycI94)

101
I think most of the whiners about the ads are trying a new way to troll Ace.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 25, 2026 05:25 PM (3ek7K)

102 Un cigarette por favour.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:25 PM (QScRl)

103 There is not enough alcohol in the world for that to ever have sex

So why bother gracing it with any gender at all?

Posted by: Alternative point of view at February 25, 2026 05:26 PM (C07d8)

104 Dammit Ace,

You made me LOL with your cruelty and my sutures did not like it one bit.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 05:26 PM (E4rtv)

105 If you have two cans of gasoline, the fumes of which are extremely flammable, why do you need lighter fluid?

Posted by: huerfano at February 25, 2026 05:25 PM (98kQX)

Because that's the essential problem here?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2026 05:26 PM (2bC92)

106 How big of a failure are you to not be able to Arson. It's literally gas and a match.

Posted by: Frank Barone at February 25, 2026 05:19 PM (IifOV)

++++

I am comforted with the fact that these nuts are indeed inept.
However, they are also fiercely determined, so I expect one of these times they may succeed.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2026 05:26 PM (rkWQ6)

107 ICE is removing illegal criminals in red communities. You just don't hear about it in the media because it's low-drama due to appropriate cooperation. Also, the worst offenders tend to congregate in blue beepholes due to lax enforcement and enabling judicial systems, so they're going to get some extra attention from ICE.
Posted by: Emmie

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Non-progressive states turn over anyone "justice system involved" to ICE without requiring much effort. The shitholes are protecting them and that requires hunting them down.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 25, 2026 05:26 PM (AoT6J)

108 In my two day arsonist phase when I was 13, I discovered gasoline actually isn't that flammable.

But spray cans really are!

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2026 05:26 PM (aTgV0)

109 I think most of the whiners about the ads are trying a new way to troll Ace.

I think so too

they're always these weird new nics and I wonder if the text somehow gets picked up and hurts the ad revenue (such as it is)?

but yeah whatever go to Twitchy if you want to see annoying freaking ads

Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 25, 2026 05:27 PM (j+aD2)

110 How was it taken alive? It could have had a deadman's switch.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:27 PM (QScRl)

111 "Just kidding. She looks like my less-attractive testicle. Not the one I send people pictures of."
.......

So you only shave one?

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2026 05:27 PM (UjdFS)

112 Ads? Ace esta haciendo dinero mucho, pobrecitos. I think he's worth it.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at February 25, 2026 05:27 PM (YlWIZ)

113 At leas they caught this gal (?).

The girl who tried to set the warehouse on fire in Kansas City, MO, is still walking around free.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 25, 2026 05:28 PM (6ydKt)

114 Because that's the essential problem here?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2026 05:26 PM (2bC92)

Just because she is a monster doesn't mean we can't rag on her technique.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2026 05:28 PM (Vq1pX)

115 I was under the (mistaken?) impression that Idaho did not allow crazy.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 25, 2026 05:24 PM (6ydKt)

I'm new here, but the crazy seems to be a fairly small area around Boise. College town, state capital, etc.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 25, 2026 05:28 PM (PSEDc)

116 "I am comforted with the fact that these nuts are indeed inept.
However, they are also fiercely determined, so I expect one of these times they may succeed.
Posted by: washrivergal "

I think the nuttiness and the stupidity are a nearly circular Venn diagram.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2026 05:28 PM (aTgV0)

117
They Say It's a Woman
And not a cow
Though maybe she could be
Hitched to a plow

Posted by: fd, My Inner Beauty Stinks at February 25, 2026 05:28 PM (vFG9F)

118 The ads come in handy. I never would have treated my toenail fungus properly without them. Also would never have known there were hot 25 year old women only two miles away who want to date codgers like me. Win-Win!

Posted by: Old Fossil at February 25, 2026 05:28 PM (oftw2)

119 people pictures of."
.......

So you only shave one?
==
These days he is going hippie chic. He gre his hair out and went with corn rows....

Posted by: Alternative point of view at February 25, 2026 05:29 PM (C07d8)

120 Chick used loyalty card to buy gas, in the gas cans she purchased on cam and placed in her personal vehicle she used to get gas , also on cam, and steal the ambulance, also on cam.

The biggest surprise here is that she managed to not self-immolate.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2026 05:29 PM (2bC92)

121 > Schumer: “Of course we support Americans. We’re not going to be a prop in Donald Trump’s little show.”

1. Liar
2. Trump invited you to stand for the statement, "The first duty of the American government is to protect American citizens, not illegal aliens." That's not generic, "support." It's a prioritization of Americans over illegals, which you refuse to do.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2026 05:29 PM (Yp6az)

122 Dammit Ace,

You made me LOL with your cruelty and my sutures did not like it one bit.
Posted by: whig
.......

Me too. My gall bladder removal holes are glued shut but can't take much more of this.

Posted by: wth at February 25, 2026 05:30 PM (UjdFS)

123 I'm new here, but the crazy seems to be a fairly small area around Boise. College town, state capital, etc.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 25, 2026 05:28 PM (PSEDc)

Invasion by California, I'm guessing.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 25, 2026 05:30 PM (6ydKt)

124 The woman who did this single handedly made things worse for both the immigrant and LGBTQ residents of Boise with her actions. Mark Fitzpatrick is using her for advertising in his campaign for governor. MAGA had already been using this as an excuse for ramping up ICE reports on POC...
Posted by: Intercepted Reddit Transmissions

Gosh, is the light maybe dawning on these pinheads, even a little bit?

I bet returning arson to being a capital crime would drive the point home.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 25, 2026 05:30 PM (a+4eV)

125 >>> ace had it right all along, it’s ball pics I should be sending my matches online, not dic pics

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Where Are My Keto Cheetos at February 25, 2026 05:14 PM (REq0p)

Wallet pics catch more flies.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2026 05:21 PM (2bC92)

I'm out of the dating rotation, but maybe these modern days it's all git commit count and your collection of painted minis that pulls the gals.

Posted by: banana Dream - Revenge of the Nerds? at February 25, 2026 05:30 PM (3uBP9)

126 The biggest surprise here is that she managed to not self-immolate.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2026 05:29 PM (2bC92)

She may have honestly not intended to survive the attack.

What's the Ungulate for "Aloha Snackbar"?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2026 05:30 PM (Vq1pX)

127
I think the nuttiness and the stupidity are a nearly circular Venn diagram.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2026 05:28 PM (aTgV0)

++++

LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2026 05:30 PM (rkWQ6)

128 >>Because that's the essential problem here?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2026 05:26 PM

It was unhelpful and it seems like an unnecessary expense.

Posted by: huerfano at February 25, 2026 05:31 PM (98kQX)

129 118 The ads come in handy. I never would have treated my toenail fungus properly without them. Also would never have known there were hot 25 year old women only two miles away who want to date codgers like me. Win-Win!
Posted by: Old Fossil

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I had toenail fungus once - I clipped it real short and soaked it in a mild bleach solution for 20 min or so a night for a few days. Solved.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 25, 2026 05:31 PM (AoT6J)

130 Just because she is a monster doesn't mean we can't rag on her technique.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2026 05:28 PM (Vq1pX)

There are bigger rags, here, is the point. See @ 120.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2026 05:31 PM (2bC92)

131 How big of a failure are you to not be able to Arson. It's literally gas and a match.

To repeat myself from a few days ago, I'm 90% certain that she thought just crashing the car with the gas cans inside would create a scene out of a Die Hard movie. Needing to light anything never occurred to her.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 25, 2026 05:31 PM (Fs0KI)

132 "The ads come in handy. I never would have treated my toenail fungus properly without them. Also would never have known there were hot 25 year old women only two miles away who want to date codgers like me. Win-Win!
Posted by: Old Fossil"

Just wait until the flood of cute Canadian chicks get here from Canada.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2026 05:31 PM (aTgV0)

133 27 And I will name it George.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:09 PM (QScRl)

Ace's less-attractive testicle?

Posted by: No Name Today at February 25, 2026 05:31 PM (8mulE)

134 Government buildings should only offer parallel parking.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:32 PM (QScRl)

135 It’s a tax.
Case dismissed

Posted by: SCOTUS at February 25, 2026 05:32 PM (fLwMa)

136
The hot girls only want to "date" old codgers with lots of money, lol.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 25, 2026 05:32 PM (3ek7K)

137 Boise's mayor is an AWFL born in Boston. Lauren McClean. that certainly does not help matters.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at February 25, 2026 05:32 PM (PSEDc)

138 It's nice to see that the perp shaved for the mug shot.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 25, 2026 05:32 PM (gVUi7)

139 I'm out of the dating rotation, but maybe these modern days it's all git commit count and your collection of painted minis that pulls the gals.

Posted by: banana Dream - Revenge of the Nerds? at February 25, 2026 05:30 PM (3uBP9)

In Ace's zoological category, it's shelfies.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2026 05:32 PM (2bC92)

140 >>> In my two day arsonist phase when I was 13, I discovered gasoline actually isn't that flammable.

But spray cans really are!
Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2026 05:26 PM (aTgV0)

Depends on the temp / vapor pressure.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2026 05:33 PM (3uBP9)

141 You refuse to stand with your president on a blatantly non-controversial statement. Because Trump.

You are the ones playing games. You are the ones not being serious.

Never let the words "comity" or "unity" ooze or of your face again, Monster. We know who you are. We know what you are.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2026 05:33 PM (Vq1pX)

142 "Just kidding. She looks like my less-attractive testicle. Not the one I send people pictures of."

Pure poetry, Ace.

Posted by: Toni at February 25, 2026 05:33 PM (Rmcin)

143 The FBI raided the home and offices of the LA Unified School District Superintendent.
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WTF is it with school superintendents? Wait,wait...I think I've got it. They're hired by shool boards.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2026 05:33 PM (XeU6L)

144 Fuel Oxygen and a spark. Man figured this out long ago.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:33 PM (QScRl)

145 I'm new here, but the crazy seems to be a fairly small area around Boise. College town, state capital, etc.

Posted by: Pug Mahon

Boise, Sun Valley, Moscow especially, with a bit of Coeur d'Alene in the last few years. Maybe some wherever they imported a bunch of Muslim foreigners to work in the Chobani factory.

Big cities, university towns, and wherever the Hollywood elite have their vacation homes.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at February 25, 2026 05:33 PM (a+4eV)

146 101
I think most of the whiners about the ads are trying a new way to troll Ace.

Posted by: fourseasons

A fair number of them use Crapple products and Safari is a shit browser (all apple browsers use Safari underlying code becuz Apple makes them so any other 'browser' is simply a skin over the underlying crappy browser. There is a reason taht I refused to use Macs anymore at work and it was becuz of Safari. Second, a lot of people do not know how to lock down a browser, nor simply go to comments at the bottom of the post.

Pixy does fix the rare severe glitch and I have rarely had any problems with linux and any of its browsers here which ironically can be an issue elsewhere on sites that want all sorts of intrusive bullshit.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 05:34 PM (E4rtv)

147 Schumer: “Of course we support Americans. We’re not going to be a prop in Donald Trump’s little show.”

Boy, is he going to pissed when he finds out they were a prop in Donald Trump's little show.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2026 05:34 PM (o2432)

148 Guys, I'm not sure this "terrorist arrest" thing is real. I just checked Bing's U.S. news page and there's no mention of it.

Posted by: Not Enough Lampposts at February 25, 2026 05:34 PM (0K8Uv)

149 Fuel Oxygen and a spark. Man figured this out long ago.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:33 PM (QScRl)

Wait until women discover the wheel.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2026 05:34 PM (2bC92)

150 I love this.

At a Toronto city building, an AWFL did a smug, "land acknowledgment."

A member of the public used his comment time to provide some balance with a, "taxpayer acknowledgment."

http://tiny.cc/m9hz001

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2026 05:34 PM (Yp6az)

151 I think a couple of teen age boys with a lighter and a fart would be more successful that whatever that thing is.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 25, 2026 05:34 PM (jtM2q)

152 Just wait until the flood of cute Canadian chicks get here from Canada.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2026 05:31 PM (aTgV0)

Rachel McAdams is already here so I think they're all out.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 25, 2026 05:34 PM (6ydKt)

153 Boise is the Austin of Madisons.

Posted by: SCOTUS at February 25, 2026 05:35 PM (fLwMa)

154 In my two day arsonist phase when I was 13, I discovered gasoline actually isn't that flammable.

But spray cans really are!
Posted by: eleven
_______

We'd build a fire in the woods when I was a little delinquent about that age and throw in a can of spray paint. Then run. It's amazing more of us 70s kids didn't make it to the 80s.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at February 25, 2026 05:35 PM (XvL8K)

155 She'll be hailed as a hero for caring about the community and its local tax base. (For the children as Nan says. 💖

---
Allegedly, when the federal government buys a warehouse, the local community generally loses the property tax revenue that the private owner was previously paying.

That is the first line of BS up in Berks County (PA) where ICE recently purchased a huge (new) warehouse for its operations:

The Department of Homeland Security and ICE finalized the $87.4 million purchase of a 518,000-square-foot warehouse at 3501 Mountain Road in Upper Bern Township, Berks County.

“Our immediate concerns include the potential loss of property tax revenue for the host municipality, county, and school district, as well as security and perimeter considerations,” the lawmakers said in a joint statement.

Further action is never out of question.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 25, 2026 05:36 PM (NFX2v)

156 Whatever happened to the woman who tried arson to prevent a building from being sold to ICE, I believe in Kansas City. Did the coppers ever find her?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2026 05:36 PM (BIg7z)

157 I meant to say city meeting, not city building. Though it did happen at a city building.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2026 05:36 PM (Yp6az)

158 I kind of feel sorry for these guys, but also not. These are the same guys who would be staffing the camps and making lamp shades out of Chud skin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 25, 2026 05:36 PM (zZu0s)

159 There are bigger rags, here, is the point. See @ 120.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2026 05:31 PM (2bC92)

I know, i know, but I'm the kind of guy who, if i were ever involved in organizing a firing line, I'd be the one handing out full magazines. None of this "only one of you doesn't have a blank" silliness.

Fire for effect, guys. That's why we got a pressure washer set up.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2026 05:36 PM (Vq1pX)

160 Just wait until the flood of cute Canadian chicks get here from Canada.
Posted by: eleven

Cute at sixteen, add 30 pounds at 18, fat and dumpy by 21. It's the cold winters and subsidized dairy products.

Posted by: Sits AROUND the House at February 25, 2026 05:37 PM (oftw2)

161 "Wait until women discover the wheel.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder"

Christ.

Posted by: eleven at February 25, 2026 05:37 PM (aTgV0)

162 We'd build a fire in the wood

I once rubbed two fires together to make a stick.

Posted by: Chuck Norris at February 25, 2026 05:37 PM (O6Whv)

163 105 If you have two cans of gasoline, the fumes of which are extremely flammable, why do you need lighter fluid?

Posted by: huerfano at February 25, 2026 05:25 PM (98kQX)

Because that's the essential problem here?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder
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Maybe it gets her excited and high sniffing the lighter fluid first.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 05:37 PM (E4rtv)

164 97 If you have two cans of gasoline, the fumes of which are extremely flammable, why do you need lighter fluid?

Posted by: huerfano at February 25, 2026 05:25 PM (98kQX)

To light the gas, duh. It's right there in the name. How else you gonna do it?

Posted by: Fugly Karen who failed at arson at February 25, 2026 05:37 PM (X5Jzz)

165 I saw a clip.of some guys trying to burn down a gas station. They pumped gas out around the pumps and lit it. The spilled gas burnt and went out

That gas station must have had a high ratio of water to gas in their tanks. Would not buy gas there.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2026 05:38 PM (+nEug)

166 The "PrinciPal", w/o looking, he was not showing enough gay pron to the kids?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 25, 2026 05:39 PM (/lPRQ)

167 I know, i know, but I'm the kind of guy who, if i were ever involved in organizing a firing line, I'd be the one handing out full magazines. None of this "only one of you doesn't have a blank" silliness.

Fire for effect, guys. That's why we got a pressure washer set up.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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If that is the case, buckshot or cable shot out of twelve gauge shotguns @ 10 yards works a bit better if you want slicing and dicing.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 05:39 PM (E4rtv)

168
What was the specific reason for stealing an ambulance to do this? I know the general
reason is "deranged and low IQ" but was there something else?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 25, 2026 05:40 PM (VWtfl)

169 If you light the lighter fluid it becomes lighter than the rest of the lighter fluid which means that's now all the heavier fluid so you can't use it as lighter fluid anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2026 05:40 PM (Vq1pX)

170 Class and sophistication from our neighbors to the north.

The Globe and Mail
@globeandmail
The State of the Union was a zoo – and Team USA the monkeys

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Now for that, Schumer would stand.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 25, 2026 05:40 PM (FXNzP)

171 For the lighter.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 25, 2026 05:40 PM (NFX2v)

172 I was under the (mistaken?) impression that Idaho did not allow crazy.
Posted by: SpeakingOf

Look, as long about you don't make it other people's problem or wreck other people's stuff, you can be as crazy as you want.

Posted by: Idaho at February 25, 2026 05:40 PM (a+4eV)

173 Sargon of Akkad is the Lotus Eater Guy.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:40 PM (QScRl)

174 Did they ever try a group guillotine? I.e. one with multiple slots?

Now I have to look it up.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 25, 2026 05:41 PM (zZu0s)

175 If you ever want to see a nukular level fire, take half an old VW air-cooled engine case and toss it in the fire. Magnesium burns incredibly white-hot. Nothing will grow on that spot for a generation.

Posted by: VW Trends at February 25, 2026 05:41 PM (oftw2)

176 That would be misuse of public funds, but that seems to me a matter of state concern, not the business of the feds.

If they're using any tax-payer money, fraud is still fraud.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 25, 2026 05:41 PM (diia5)

177 The Globe and Mail
@globeandmail
The State of the Union was a zoo – and Team USA the monkeys

I am sorry, I don't make the rules. I just mercilessly enforce them. And the rules state that comment is raycisss

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2026 05:41 PM (rbvCR)

178 I wonder if it had to do with boys in girls lockerrooms.

And Ace should get that testicle looked at, that photo is horrid.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2026 05:41 PM (n5tGW)

179 "No but seriously what's her husband think?"

Apparently they have no children.

I suspect the husband's sperm at least thought, "Swim away, swim away!" like the Knights seeking the Holy Grail when they faced the deadly foul beastie of a rabbit.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at February 25, 2026 05:42 PM (HlyYF)

180 168
What was the specific reason for stealing an ambulance to do this? I know the general
reason is "deranged and low IQ" but was there something else?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 25, 2026 05:40 PM (VWtfl)

Guessing here but she may have thought driving the ambulance would allow her to get closer to the building without raising alarm or something.

I read in an article earlier that when she hijacked the ambulance from the hospital there was a patient in it that had to be forced out along with the EMTs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 25, 2026 05:42 PM (6ydKt)

181 The crack Kansas City arson squad still hasn't arrested the woman they have on video trying to burn a building rumored to be sold to ICE. She must have even alerted TV crews she was going to burn the building in advance, since they were there filming the arson attack.

And, yet, no arrest. Weird.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2026 05:42 PM (BIg7z)

182 Remember those STD pics in the Health books?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:42 PM (QScRl)

183 Everyone knows that you arson a pool of gasoline with a zippo, not a bic lighter.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 25, 2026 05:42 PM (4NO2D)

184 If that is the case, buckshot or cable shot out of twelve gauge shotguns @ 10 yards works a bit better if you want slicing and dicing.
Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 05:39 PM (E4rtv)

Well lookee here at Mr. I Wanna Be President Waraiotoko's Secretary of Civic Rectification and Light Entertainment.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2026 05:42 PM (Vq1pX)

185 "What was the specific reason for stealing an ambulance to do this? I know the general
reason is "deranged and low IQ" but was there something else?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug "

These people are crazy.

Posted by: fd at February 25, 2026 05:43 PM (vFG9F)

186 If that is the case, buckshot or cable shot out of twelve gauge shotguns @ 10 yards works a bit better if you want slicing and dicing.
Posted by: whig

Rac-Em-Bac in .357.

With a longbow.

Posted by: Kratwurst at February 25, 2026 05:43 PM (djUq5)

187 169 If you light the lighter fluid it becomes lighter than the rest of the lighter fluid which means that's now all the heavier fluid so you can't use it as lighter fluid anymore.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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Your post made my head hurt.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 05:43 PM (E4rtv)

188 Schumer: “Of course we support Americans...”

Evidence?

Because there is a wealth of evidence that proves that you hate Americans.

But its Schumer, a pathological liar.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 25, 2026 05:43 PM (pawvM)

189 >>>If that is the case, buckshot or cable shot out of twelve gauge shotguns @ 10 yards works a bit better if you want slicing and dicing.

Posted by: whig

>We need to think of the taxpayers. Gravity is free.

Bring back the guillotine and the gallows.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 25, 2026 05:43 PM (gVUi7)

190 Rac-Em-Bac in .357.

With a longbow.
Posted by: Kratwurst
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Now you done done it. Some medieval freak is going to shout crossbow and Cry Havoc now.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 05:44 PM (E4rtv)

191 She looks like my less-attractive testicle. Not the one I send people pictures of. - ace

We're here for you, ace.

Posted by: Glamour Shots at February 25, 2026 05:44 PM (q2NNn)

192 Ropes are made of hemp.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:44 PM (QScRl)

193 If you light the lighter fluid it becomes lighter than the rest of the lighter fluid which means that's now all the heavier fluid so you can't use it as lighter fluid anymore.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2026 05:40 PM (Vq1pX)
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That's what I said!

Posted by: Kamala's Word Salad at February 25, 2026 05:44 PM (BIg7z)

194 Ace, you're a funny guy. Don't let your testicle tell you otherwise

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at February 25, 2026 05:44 PM (xcxpd)

195 And Ace should get that testicle looked at

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2026 05:41 PM

I think that is the point of texting it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 25, 2026 05:44 PM (4NO2D)

196 I read in an article earlier that when she hijacked the ambulance from the hospital there was a patient in it that had to be forced out along with the EMTs.

Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 25, 2026 05:42 PM (6ydKt)

That was my initial conception, due to poor writing. I believe medics were transporting patient inside, left ambulance running and unintended, and that's when Ace's Unfortunate Testicle sprung into action.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2026 05:44 PM (2bC92)

197 Guessing here but she may have thought driving the ambulance would allow her to get closer to the building without raising alarm or something.

I read in an article earlier that when she hijacked the ambulance from the hospital there was a patient in it that had to be forced out along with the EMTs.
Posted by: SpeakingOf at February 25, 2026 05:42 PM (6ydKt)
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People generally don't question emergency vehicles screaming down the road. In fact, the rules of the road dictate that non-emergency vehicles get out of their way.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 25, 2026 05:45 PM (ESVrU)

198 To repeat myself from a few days ago, I'm 90% certain that she thought just crashing the car with the gas cans inside would create a scene out of a Die Hard movie. Needing to light anything never occurred to her.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 25, 2026 05:31 PM (Fs0KI)

+++++

This is awfully funny.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2026 05:45 PM (rkWQ6)

199 In urban areas, some ambulances are left running (idling) for long periods. At the very least, the keys are left in the ignition. It's also a heavy vehicle to crash into somewhere, but not beyond the ability of most people to drive it.

Posted by: Crime Of Opportunity at February 25, 2026 05:45 PM (oftw2)

200
"Holy shit, this looks like Ace's 'not my bad side' ball! Must be the terrorist!"

I need to stop sending that to everybody. Especially family members.

Teh Ewok uses his mouth prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2026 05:45 PM (y9nCu)

201 Why not steal a tanker truck?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:46 PM (QScRl)

202 Did they ever try a group guillotine? I.e. one with multiple slots?

Now I have to look it up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

A crazy Russian built one.
Claims it is a 'fully automatic log splitter'.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 25, 2026 05:46 PM (/lPRQ)

203 The crack Kansas City arson squad still hasn't arrested the woman they have on video trying to burn a building rumored to be sold to ICE. She must have even alerted TV crews she was going to burn the building in advance, since they were there filming the arson attack.

And, yet, no arrest. Weird.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2026 05:42 PM (BIg7z)

Listen buddy. Just cuz there is video evidence of crimes being committed by anti-ice antifa thugs, doesn’t it make it easy to find and arrest people. Ok??

Posted by: Minneapolis Police at February 25, 2026 05:46 PM (fLwMa)

204 And Ace should get that testicle looked at

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2026 05:41 PM

I think that is the point of texting it.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 25, 2026 05:44 PM (4NO2D)

Don't make Ace testy.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2026 05:46 PM (2bC92)

205 Ambulances also have oxygen on board to add to the mayhem.

Posted by: Inogen Ira at February 25, 2026 05:46 PM (oftw2)

206 That was my initial conception, due to poor writing. I believe medics were transporting patient inside, left ambulance running and unintended, and that's when Ace's Unfortunate Testicle sprung into action.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 25, 2026 05:44 PM (2bC92)
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I can't decide if "Ace's Unfortunate Testicle" is the best or worst supervillain name...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 25, 2026 05:46 PM (ESVrU)

207 Everyone knows that you arson a pool of gasoline with a zippo, not a bic lighter.

Sigh...

I have seen enough movies to know that you just stand there in front of a huge puddle of gasoline and with that poker face and a 1000 yard stare just flick a lit cigarette butt forward to land in the puddle and the resulting explosion can be seen from space.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 25, 2026 05:46 PM (a6PrB)

208 The crack Kansas City arson squad still hasn't arrested the woman they have on video trying to burn a building rumored to be sold to ICE. She must have even alerted TV crews she was going to burn the building in advance, since they were there filming the arson attack.

And, yet, no arrest. Weird.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2026 05:42 PM (BIg7z)

They're just dancing around.

Posted by: Taggart at February 25, 2026 05:46 PM (q2NNn)

209 If you ever want to see a nukular level fire, take half an old VW air-cooled engine case and toss it in the fire. Magnesium burns incredibly white-hot. Nothing will grow on that spot for a generation.
Posted by: VW Trends at February 25, 2026 05:41 PM (oftw2)

Wait a min. I have questions...

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 25, 2026 05:46 PM (zZu0s)

210 Like I said - The cops saved her life.

Posted by: mrp at February 25, 2026 05:47 PM (rj6Yv)

211 >>>Everyone knows that you arson a pool of gasoline with a zippo, not a bic lighter.

Posted by: toby928(c)

>Only if you are cool and wearing a bomber jacket.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 25, 2026 05:47 PM (gVUi7)

212
Bring back the guillotine and the gallows.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Gibbets. I want their suffering to be public.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2026 05:47 PM (XeU6L)

213 Listen buddy. Just cuz there is video evidence of crimes being committed by anti-ice antifa thugs, doesn’t it make it easy to find and arrest people. Ok??
Posted by: Minneapolis Police at February 25, 2026 05:46 PM (fLwMa)

Right?

Posted by: Portland PD at February 25, 2026 05:47 PM (b7qhf)

214 175 If you ever want to see a nukular level fire, take half an old VW air-cooled engine case and toss it in the fire. Magnesium burns incredibly white-hot. Nothing will grow on that spot for a generation.
Posted by: VW Trends at February 25, 2026 05:41 PM (oftw2)
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Use the burning Magnesium to light some powder, half of which is iron oxide and the other half Aluminum...

Posted by: ballistic at February 25, 2026 05:47 PM (3BwY8)

215
Newsweek continues to have the vapors over the men's hockey gold medal game:

Sunday's gold medal game between the United States and Canada was expected to receive heavy viewership, but in the end just 8.7 million Canadians tuned into the event, which sparked major concerns about the state of hockey in Canada.

That'll teach 'em to schedule a game before Tim Horton's opens in the morning!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 25, 2026 05:47 PM (xG4kz)

216 Mark Warner (Senator- Intelligence Community Deep State) left the SOTU speech early, claiming the President was lying about something. He didn't specify what. It makes me wonder what shenanigans the IC is planning next in their color revolution effort.

Posted by: Kamala's Word Salad at February 25, 2026 05:47 PM (BIg7z)

217 The Globe and Mail
@globeandmail
The State of the Union was a zoo – and Team USA the monkeys

I am sorry, I don't make the rules. I just mercilessly enforce them. And the rules state that comment is raycisss
Posted by: Kindltot

Ice Monkeys.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 25, 2026 05:48 PM (/lPRQ)

218 Use the burning Magnesium to light some powder, half of which is iron oxide and the other half Aluminum...
Posted by: ballistic at February 25, 2026 05:47 PM (3BwY

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Isn't that thermite?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 25, 2026 05:48 PM (ESVrU)

219 >>The Globe and Mail
@globeandmail
The State of the Union was a zoo – and Team USA the monkeys

Gold Medal Monkeys

SUFFAH, Canada

Posted by: garrett at February 25, 2026 05:48 PM (1Udfd)

220 ""Just kidding. She looks like my less-attractive testicle.""

""God spare us the wrath of ugly, unfuckable femcels who have nothing to contribute to the world except for deranged social media posts about Trump.''"

*snicker*...*giggle*....lololololololololololol...
*wheeze*..lolololololololololol...ahahahahahahahah *wheeeeeze* lolololol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2026 05:48 PM (snZF9)

221 Lumpy Ace plays both sides of the aisle.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 25, 2026 05:48 PM (gVUi7)

222 189 >>>If that is the case, buckshot or cable shot out of twelve gauge shotguns @ 10 yards works a bit better if you want slicing and dicing.

Posted by: whig

>We need to think of the taxpayers. Gravity is free.

Bring back the guillotine and the gallows.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Well those are carbon neutral and ecologically sustainable. I would suggest using hemp as slightly more friendly as you can also sell the CBD oils from the production of hemp rope at the same time.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 05:48 PM (E4rtv)

223
Arson with a presto log is for pussies.

Posted by: Local Arsonist Union #117 at February 25, 2026 05:48 PM (IifOV)

224 Immolation. Let the punishment fit the crime.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:48 PM (QScRl)

225 Did they ever try a group guillotine? I.e. one with multiple slots?

Now I have to look it up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

You may want to jot that down and date it. For your patent application.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2026 05:48 PM (o2432)

226
I saw Ace's Unfortunate Testicle open for King Missile at the Cow Palace back in '89.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 25, 2026 05:48 PM (y9nCu)

227 Just kidding. She looks like my less-attractive testicle. Not the one I send people pictures of.

At least people won't compare you to me.

Posted by: zombie Adolf H. at February 25, 2026 05:49 PM (0sNs1)

228 Gibbets. I want their suffering to be public.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Eh, if you are going to go medieval, then pressing or dunking might be more entertaining.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 05:49 PM (E4rtv)

229 Isn't that thermite?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 25, 2026 05:48 PM (ESVrU)

219 >>The Globe and Mail
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*Nods slyly and taps temple*

Posted by: ballistic at February 25, 2026 05:50 PM (3BwY8)

230 Not to be confused with me. Back in the day I was something to look at.

Posted by: Susan George at February 25, 2026 05:51 PM (hJH5n)

231 You may want to jot that down and date it. For your patent application.
Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2026 05:48 PM (o2432)

Top to bottom? Take bets on which neck it stops at?

Or, like... side to side, like one of them old school paper cutters the sub would always somehow nick his hand on?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2026 05:51 PM (Vq1pX)

232
It might have been mentioned upthread, but the FBI raid on the LAUSD might be because the FUCKING SUPERINTENDENT IS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN WHO'S BEEN IN THE COUNTRY FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS.

Excuse my Tourette's.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 25, 2026 05:51 PM (5pERN)

233 Sweet Nvidia made my ... err .. nut today, all by itself.

Honestly, it has been the best day trading stock I have ever witnessed. This year it has cycled twice a month between about 175-180 to over 200. Four freaking times.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 25, 2026 05:51 PM (4NO2D)

234 Couldn't they just douse her with gasoline and apply a tiki torch?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 05:51 PM (QScRl)

235 JD Vance and Mehmet Oz have announced they are (temporarily) withholding $260 MILLION in Medicaid funds from the State of Minnesota due to FRAUD

Link to video on X:

https://tinyurl.com/3wdxu78x

Posted by: Ann at February 25, 2026 05:51 PM (w9jrX)

236 Cow Demon, stop reading ahead. You'll be bored when we eventually get to it.

Posted by: Mrs. George, third grade reading teacher at February 25, 2026 05:51 PM (hJH5n)

237 I and three friends will volunteer for the draw and quarter duty.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2026 05:51 PM (+nEug)

238 Did they ever try a group guillotine? I.e. one with multiple slots?

Now I have to look it up.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

You may want to jot that down and date it. For your patent application.

Why? Just sharpen the blades of a helicopter, and have a raiseable deck for industrial grade Justice.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 25, 2026 05:51 PM (a6PrB)

239 204 And Ace should get that testicle looked at

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2026 05:41 PM
________________________

For some reason, I'm remembering an old SouthPark where Randy Marsh is walking through town with his gigantic testicles in a wheelbarrow.

Posted by: Orson at February 25, 2026 05:52 PM (dIske)

240 Why? Just sharpen the blades of a helicopter, and have a raiseable deck for industrial grade Justice.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 25, 2026 05:51 PM (a6PrB)

Plays hell on the motor, it has to be recertified to fly again

Posted by: Kindltot at February 25, 2026 05:53 PM (rbvCR)

241 Well, I was thinking like the multiple noose gallows, just with four guillotines melted together. For when you have to execute a lot of people publicly, but want to be thrifty with time.

Think how insulting it would be for *types* *deletes* hmmm. That might be a bit over the line.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 25, 2026 05:53 PM (zZu0s)

242 I and three friends will volunteer for the draw and quarter duty.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2026 05:51 PM (+nEug)

Oooh can we use harleys too?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2026 05:53 PM (snZF9)

243 Hemp is both reusable, and Earth friendly.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 25, 2026 05:54 PM (4NO2D)

244 For some reason, I'm remembering an old SouthPark where Randy Marsh is walking through town with his gigantic testicles in a wheelbarrow.
Posted by: Orson at February 25, 2026 05:52 PM (dIske)
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Not just Randy. Eventually a bunch of dudes give themselves testicular cancer (via microwave ovens) so they can smoke weed all day.

They "hop" around town on their giant balls.

Disturbing yet hilarious.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 25, 2026 05:54 PM (ESVrU)

245 JD Vance and Mehmet Oz have announced they are (temporarily) withholding $260 MILLION in Medicaid funds from the State of Minnesota due to FRAUD
Posted by: Ann

Vance leading the nation-wide crackdown on fraud is the only policy thing I took from the SotU. I hope he takes all the DOGE efforts to heart and runs with it.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 25, 2026 05:54 PM (diia5)

246 Oooh can we use harleys too?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2026 05:53 PM (snZF9)

Bikers can't do fractions. Everyone knows that.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2026 05:54 PM (Vq1pX)

247 I and three friends will volunteer for the draw and quarter duty.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2026 05:51 PM (+

Dont you need four horses?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 25, 2026 05:54 PM (zZu0s)

248 It occurs to me that a lack of successful prosecutions has led people to believe they can get away with arson, murder and so on.

This thing probably thought she'd not be caught and/or charged.

The left is (or has) weaponized their base.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 25, 2026 05:55 PM (jtM2q)

249 Only if you are cool and wearing a bomber jacket.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone
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Now, me, I've got a light...

Posted by: Eastwood, 'Grand Torino' at February 25, 2026 05:56 PM (XeU6L)

250 "Plays hell on the motor, it has to be recertified to fly again
Posted by: Kindltot "

It doesn't need to fly. It could be a permanent installation.
Use an old Chinook and get two rotors!

Posted by: fd at February 25, 2026 05:56 PM (vFG9F)

251 The left is (or has) weaponized their base.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Radioactive stupidity.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 25, 2026 05:57 PM (FXNzP)

252 Hear me out.

Aircraft carrier.

Catapult.

Big ass sled full of smellies.

....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2026 05:58 PM (Vq1pX)

253 I and three friends will volunteer for the draw and quarter duty.
Posted by: Ben Had
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I went out to Charing Cross, to see Major-general Harrison hanged, drawn, and quartered; which was done there, he looking as cheerful as any man could do in that condition.

Posted by: Samuel Pepys at February 25, 2026 05:58 PM (XeU6L)

254 Some Commissar Judge will reapply those hundreds of millions to Minnesota

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2026 05:59 PM (Ia/+0)

255 Hear me out.

Aircraft carrier.

Catapult.

Big ass sled full of smellies.

....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 25, 2026 05:58 PM (Vq1pX)

Aircraft carrier skeet. I like it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2026 05:59 PM (snZF9)

256
Pixy does fix the rare severe glitch and I have rarely had any problems with linux and any of its browsers here which ironically can be an issue elsewhere on sites that want all sorts of intrusive bullshit.
Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 05:34 PM (E4rtv)

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I have the same problem other commenters are describing and I use Chrome. If I hit the comments link quickly then the problem is avoided.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at February 25, 2026 06:00 PM (Vh9CX)

257 Didn't they launch cars from aircraft carriers?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 06:00 PM (QScRl)

258 Make MN a territory again

Posted by: Cow Demon at February 25, 2026 06:01 PM (hJH5n)

259 Why? Just sharpen the blades of a helicopter, and have a raiseable deck for industrial grade Justice.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 25, 2026 05:51 PM (a6PrB)

Plays hell on the motor, it has to be recertified to fly again

Hmm.. Need to get more efficiency to better amortize the recertification costs.

Version 2.0: instead of the deck that raises, use an escalator for a Conveyor Belt of Justice.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 25, 2026 06:01 PM (9s47C)

260 204 And Ace should get that testicle looked at

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 25, 2026 05:41 PM
________________________
He's offering to send pictures of it right there in the post.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 25, 2026 06:01 PM (+zBf9)

261 The inventor of the Squatty Potty has been arrested for child porn. I am not making this up.

Posted by: fd at February 25, 2026 06:01 PM (vFG9F)

262 > Did they ever try a group guillotine? I.e. one with multiple slots?

Fun fact: The guillotine was invented to be a more humane and egalitarian method of execution. Sanson was the chief executioner of France. He noted that nobles got more experienced headsman who carefully maintained their sword and were better at cleanly beheading people in one stroke. Commoners were often treated much more carelessly and often had to endure multiple sword slashes before death.

Dr Guillotin took up the argument in the National Assembly. He proposed a method that would be more accurately repeatable and would take off heads more cleanly. Sanson gave input and Dr Louis and engineer Schmidt built the machine.

Liberty, Equality, Brotherhood!

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2026 06:02 PM (Yp6az)

263 Oh yeah, he's gay and he and his husband have 4 kids.

Posted by: fd at February 25, 2026 06:02 PM (vFG9F)

264 Eh, if you are going to go medieval, then pressing or dunking might be more entertaining.
Posted by: whig
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But, gibbets provide an ongoing reminder.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2026 06:02 PM (XeU6L)

265 But, gibbets provide an ongoing reminder.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Fair enough. Though occasionally the fat ones lose their heads.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 06:04 PM (E4rtv)

266 Blue Oyster Cult: " She's as beautiful as a foot". Lizzie could use a long timeout at the state hospital.

Posted by: kingsman at February 25, 2026 06:05 PM (ehY6c)

267 Public hangings need to make a comeback. Some of these nutters might think twice about acting out their cosplay fantasies.

Or not. But hang the ones caught anyway.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 25, 2026 06:05 PM (jtM2q)

268 "Version 2.0: instead of the deck that raises, use an escalator for a Conveyor Belt of Justice.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure"

And loudspeakers that play that lick from "Powerhouse".

Posted by: fd at February 25, 2026 06:05 PM (vFG9F)

269
I am sorry, I don't make the rules. I just mercilessly enforce them. And the rules state that comment is raycisss
Posted by: Kindltot

Have Al Green carry a sign about it.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 25, 2026 06:06 PM (Cqx++)

270 The less attractive testicle is always the one that hangs lower than the other. Polls suggest that high and tight is what social media expects and deserves.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 25, 2026 06:06 PM (gVUi7)

271 259 Why? Just sharpen the blades of a helicopter, and have a raiseable deck for industrial grade Justice.
Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure
======
Well you could sharpen fiberglass windmill blades and use windmills. It is the most fitting that they get pureed that way rather than some poor bird.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 06:07 PM (E4rtv)

272 The inventor of the Squatty Potty has been arrested for child porn. I am not making this up.
Posted by: fd
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Ads were ghey as f*ck.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2026 06:07 PM (XeU6L)

273 Heads on Pikes are decorative as well.

Posted by: London Bridge at February 25, 2026 06:07 PM (q2NNn)

274 A helicopter training exercise in Iran came to an abrupt end when it crash landed in a fruit and vegetable market.

2 more jets have crashed and burned. At this rate there may not be an IRGC air force left.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2026 06:07 PM (+nEug)

275 263 Oh yeah, he's gay and he and his husband have 4 kids.

Posted by: fd at February 25, 2026 06:02 PM (vFG9F)

++++

FFS. Whenever I hear about queers having custody of kids it makes me sick. i feel like the children are doomed and ruined forever.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 25, 2026 06:07 PM (rkWQ6)

276 Are there any NYC morons who can confirm electricity bills have skyrocketed under Mamdami?

http://tiny.cc/2bhz001

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2026 06:08 PM (Yp6az)

277 267 Public hangings need to make a comeback. Some of these nutters might think twice about acting out their cosplay fantasies.

Or not. But hang the ones caught anyway.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
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There is always what the Brits did in the Sepoy Rebellion, strap the miscreants across the barrel of cannons and fire. Don't even need a cannon ball as just the powder charge and wadding will do. Instant cannonized martyrs for the cause. I also understand drawing and quartering was also something the Brits liked to do.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 06:09 PM (E4rtv)

278 Ads were ghey as f*ck.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2026 06:07 PM (XeU6L)

The unicorns pooping rainbows were a giveaway.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 25, 2026 06:09 PM (zZu0s)

279 ------
Fair enough. Though occasionally the fat ones lose their heads.
Posted by: whig
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Iintend the cage type.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2026 06:09 PM (XeU6L)

280 She looks dumb enough to set herself on fire. Cops should have waited awhile before they tried to arrest her/him. Now we have to feed her.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 25, 2026 06:10 PM (g8Ew8)

281 > Public hangings need to make a comeback. Some of these nutters might think twice about acting out their cosplay fantasies.

One of the defining characteristics of 98% of street criminals is an inability to delay gratification or understand the most likely second order consequences of their actions. I believe there would be reduction in crime, but mostly because most of the crime is done by the same small percentage of people.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2026 06:10 PM (Yp6az)

282 So many of the execution methods assume the operators have lots of time on their hands.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 25, 2026 06:10 PM (zZu0s)

283 Just salads for you.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 06:10 PM (QScRl)

284 I prefer the disappearance technique.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 25, 2026 06:11 PM (+nEug)

285 because the FUCKING SUPERINTENDENT IS AN ILLEGAL ALIEN WHO'S BEEN IN THE COUNTRY FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS.

Excuse my Tourette's.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

It's just a tic! Could happen to anyone.

Posted by: t-bird at February 25, 2026 06:11 PM (o2432)

286 There is always what the Brits did in the Sepoy Rebellion, strap the miscreants across the barrel of cannons and fire. Don't even need a cannon ball as just the powder charge and wadding will do.
Posted by: whig
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'Rent Asunder'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 25, 2026 06:11 PM (XeU6L)

287 Might I be of some assistance?

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler at February 25, 2026 06:12 PM (q2NNn)

288 You've heard of death by chocolate? Well, this is death by arugula.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 25, 2026 06:14 PM (zZu0s)

289 I have the same problem other commenters are describing and I use Chrome. If I hit the comments link quickly then the problem is avoided.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken
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Try Brave. Brave is a slightly modified Chrome variant designed for privacy. Android version or Linux version too.

Chromium might work too for you as it is a de Googled Chrome with the spyware shit stripped.

If on an Apple or IOS, Safari and whatever skin you put on it usually has problems here with AOS.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 06:15 PM (E4rtv)

290 Iintend the cage type.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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Ah, a true historian and medievalist.

The nautical sorts might think though of keel hauling. Those barnacles get pretty sharp over time and ships are pretty long nowadays.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 06:16 PM (E4rtv)

291 Keel hauling is end to end and not side to side?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 06:18 PM (QScRl)

292 The thing about public punishment for criminal acts is the fact it's public. People, the ones that are thinking about committing crimes are exposed to the consequences. For some it might force a rethinking, others.... well they get to be examples.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 25, 2026 06:18 PM (jtM2q)

293 > So many of the execution methods assume the operators have lots of time on their hands.

I honestly don't understand why the gas chamber uses super dangerous gasses that have to be vented hundreds of feet in the air.

Why don't we just use helium? Your body doesn't realize you aren't inhaling air and you just go to sleep, eventually dying. Then the gas is easily dealt with.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2026 06:18 PM (Yp6az)

294 Try Brave. Brave is a slightly modified Chrome variant designed for privacy. Android version or Linux version too.

Chromium might work too for you as it is a de Googled Chrome with the spyware shit stripped.

If on an Apple or IOS, Safari and whatever skin you put on it usually has problems here with AOS.
Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 06:15 PM (E4rtv)

Either that or fill up some gas cans, steal an ambulance, and go burn down the nearest server farm.

Posted by: Dr. Pork Chops & Bacons at February 25, 2026 06:19 PM (g8Ew8)

295 > People, the ones that are thinking about committing crimes are exposed to the consequences.

See my comment #281.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2026 06:19 PM (Yp6az)

296 Keel hauling is end to end and not side to side?
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 06:18 PM

If Hollywood's Mutiny on the Bounty is to be believe, it was from stem to stern.

Unless the sharks get them first.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 25, 2026 06:19 PM (4NO2D)

297 One of the defining characteristics of 98% of street criminals is an inability to delay gratification or understand the most likely second order consequences of their actions. I believe there would be reduction in crime, but mostly because most of the crime is done by the same small percentage of people.
Posted by: bonhomme
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The Bloody Codes of England are probably why England between the Victorian era and WWII had a remarkably low crime rate historically for the Island. Violent miscreants did not get to breed much.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 06:20 PM (E4rtv)

298 As has been noted, pickpockets plied their trade at hangings for other pickpockets back in old England.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 25, 2026 06:20 PM (4NO2D)

299 I honestly don't understand why the gas chamber uses super dangerous gasses that have to be vented hundreds of feet in the air.

Why don't we just use helium? Your body doesn't realize you aren't inhaling air and you just go to sleep, eventually dying. Then the gas is easily dealt with.
Posted by: bonhomme
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They just recently used plain nitrogen in some state, Alabama?. Problem is you have to have it certified as not cruel to avoid constitutional challenges of cruel and unusual.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 06:21 PM (E4rtv)

300 Keelhauling could be either apparently. The Dutch.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 25, 2026 06:22 PM (QScRl)

301 The squatty potty pedo was on Shark Tank. Barbara Corcoran spotted that he was "off." She said she didn't trust him.

http://tiny.cc/0chz001

Posted by: bonhomme at February 25, 2026 06:22 PM (Yp6az)

302 291 Keel hauling is end to end and not side to side?
Posted by: Boss Moss
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Yep. And ships almost started accumulating barnacles as soon as they hit the sea. Those barnacles made the bottoms of ships like a giant human skin grater. Which bleeding attracted the various nasties of the ocean for prey.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 06:23 PM (E4rtv)

303 nood

Quickies

Posted by: banana Dream at February 25, 2026 06:23 PM (3uBP9)

304 Public executions fail as deterrence, but succeed in lowering recidivism.

Plus, a lively time is had by all.

Posted by: toby928(c) at February 25, 2026 06:23 PM (4NO2D)

305 282 So many of the execution methods assume the operators have lots of time on their hands.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Executions of criminals was usually meant to make a point for deterring future crime and to demonstrate to the public that government was doing its duty to protect the public. So, it did take time depending on the spectacle desired.

Posted by: whig at February 25, 2026 06:26 PM (E4rtv)

306 bitch has more chins than the chinese phone book

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 25, 2026 06:33 PM (OgL9F)

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