Pre-SOTU Cafe

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The Life and Happenings around Blejoi Bridge by Andrei Baciu

Dog is so happy to see the garbage men.

Senior dog has the heart of the puppy but the cardio of a blogger.

DaVinci's simple but clever self-supporting bridge.

Dogs being adopted.

This dog knows what he likes and that's all he likes.

Dog responds to Alexa.

Rescuing a terrified "broken" dog.

Golden Retriever brings his emotional support duck for his hydrotherapy session..🐕🐾🧸😊 pic.twitter.com/4HfuysbwAt
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) February 24, 2026

He's just happy..🐈🐾😍 pic.twitter.com/Iqfszn2qRF
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) February 24, 2026

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM

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1 BOOM

Posted by: Pasta Fasoooole at February 24, 2026 07:31 PM (QYppa)

2 I'll go let the others know.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 24, 2026 07:32 PM (O7YUW)

3 Wow.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2026 07:32 PM (QYppa)

4 Present!

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026 07:33 PM (/M/4v)

5 We are not happy that one of our biggest donors does not have representation in tonight's pre-SOTU Café.

Posted by: (D)emocrats at February 24, 2026 07:33 PM (0sNs1)

6 Oh, look who is here!

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026 07:34 PM (/M/4v)

7 Will the Democrats try to bring illegals to the SOTU address?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2026 07:34 PM (2GVsD)

8 Cannibal
Bob!
Howdy handsome!!!! How you and Heidi?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2026 07:34 PM (C9oTe)

9 Crowder starts at 8:30 on Rumble.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 07:34 PM (8uoau)

10 SOTU feed on C-Span:

https://tinyurl.com/46peyh5v

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 24, 2026 07:34 PM (O7YUW)

11 Top ten

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 07:34 PM (EhHfT)

12
11 Top ten
Posted by: BifBewalski

Loooooosssserrrrr

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 07:35 PM (EhHfT)

13 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2026 07:35 PM (Ia/+0)

14 Is that Olberman's rubber duck?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2026 07:35 PM (2GVsD)

15 Trump's opening sentence should be, Men affix bayonets'.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at February 24, 2026 07:35 PM (abIsI)

16 Blejoi Bridge by Andrei Baciu

That sentence is making my dyslexia act up.

Posted by: Gavin Newscum at February 24, 2026 07:35 PM (gtcuf)

17
Gotta walk from native american hooters (twin peaks) back to the hotel to watch. Be back later.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 07:36 PM (EhHfT)

18 A Cannibal Bob sighting!

Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2026 07:37 PM (77rzZ)

19 Is Cannibal Bob back for medical advice?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2026 07:38 PM (2GVsD)

20 The Life and Happenings around Blejoi Bridge by Andrei Baciu

Pictured: Life, Happenings.

Not pictured: Blejoi Bridge.

Posted by: mikeski at February 24, 2026 07:38 PM (VHUov)

21 3 Wow.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at February 24, 2026

Wow is right! Hi!

Posted by: Piper at February 24, 2026 07:38 PM (OoFl2)

22 How can you not love these guys?!

https://tinyurl.com/mvpfhrhh

Posted by: Lizzy at February 24, 2026 07:38 PM (tj6OY)

23 Mexican Army<Venezuelan Army.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 07:39 PM (8uoau)

24 s Cannibal Bob back for medical advice?

==

Recipes!

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026 07:39 PM (/M/4v)

25 Native American Hooters? Are they heap big?

Posted by: Delurker at February 24, 2026 07:39 PM (gtcuf)

26 DaVinci's simple but clever self-supporting bridge.

Ha! You don't that many boards!

Posted by: Fla Int'l Chapter of the SWE at February 24, 2026 07:39 PM (UIFRo)

27 Squaw Valley?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 07:40 PM (8uoau)

28 25 They are Grand Tetons.

Posted by: Bulg at February 24, 2026 07:41 PM (77rzZ)

29 >>> Gotta walk from native american hooters (twin peaks) back to the hotel to watch. Be back later.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 07:36 PM (EhHfT)

I heard they were going tits up but it looks like they are staying open during bankruptcy.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 24, 2026 07:41 PM (3uBP9)

30 Is that Olberman's rubber duck?
Posted by: Anna Puma

I read that as rubber dick. Whoopsie.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 24, 2026 07:42 PM (leLcT)

31 I heard they were going tits up but it looks like they are staying open during bankruptcy.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 24, 2026 07:41 PM (3uBP9)

Like any successful business, it can all be gone in a flash.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 07:42 PM (Vq1pX)

32 28 25 They are Grand Tetons.

That's amaizeing.

Posted by: Delurker at February 24, 2026 07:43 PM (gtcuf)

33 I read that as rubber dick. Whoopsie.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 24, 2026 07:42 PM (leLcT)

IT IS EXTREMELY IMPLAUSIBLE THAT YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN THAT KEITH OLBERMANN NAMED HIS RUBBER DICK "WHOOPSIE"

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at February 24, 2026 07:44 PM (Vq1pX)

34 Is Cannibal Bob back for medical advice?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2026 07:38 PM (2GVsD)

Refreshments.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2026 07:44 PM (dK+Kv)

35 >>> Like any successful business, it can all be gone in a flash.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 07:42 PM (Vq1pX)

As long as they are all honest with the regulators and everything is open kimono.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 24, 2026 07:44 PM (3uBP9)

36 Actual start time for the SOTU is set for 9 PM.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at February 24, 2026 07:45 PM (O7YUW)

37 Some sashimi and clean sheets, oh kimono

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2026 07:45 PM (2GVsD)

38 Trump is usually a half hour late or so.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 07:46 PM (8uoau)

39 I read that as rubber dick. Whoopsie.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 24, 2026 07:42 PM (leLcT)

Seems odd but he seemed to pull some fairly hot chicks with daddy issues.

Maybe not so odd.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 07:46 PM (zZu0s)

40
Okay, back in the hotel room. Got c-span streaming on ewetoob.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 07:46 PM (P+jBU)

41 Trump is usually a half hour late or so.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 07:46 PM (8uoau)

Remember when we would complain about Jug Eared Fuck being late like a diva?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 07:47 PM (zZu0s)

42 State of the Union watch parties are the best !

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026 07:48 PM (/M/4v)

43 Love it.

Here's ma speech I'm not gon a follow. At. All.

*hands a folder to J.D. and glasses boi*

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 07:48 PM (P+jBU)

44 Is Cannibal Bob back for medical advice?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2026 07:38 PM (2GVsD)

Refreshments.
Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2026 07:44 PM (dK+Kv)

———-

Don’t order the schnitzel, they’re using schnauzer!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2026 07:48 PM (u73oe)

45 Remember when we would complain about Jug Eared Fuck being late like a diva?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 07:47 PM (zZu0s)
++++
Yup. And Biden was always late because they took a long time to get is drug cocktail right and make sure he would live through the event.

I don't remember whether Bush 43 was always late. Probably.

I can't remember the last time some major address started on time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2026 07:49 PM (3OtAS)

46 Trump is usually a half hour late or so.

------

Yeah, that's annoying, and I presume a business leader like him knows how to be on time, so I assume he's doing it on purpose, for some reason.

Perhaps just letting the pigs in the Party and media twist in the wind. Maybe he peers in from a back room and laughs at them shifting around in their chairs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2026 07:49 PM (BI5O2)

47 rumors are that this is going to be a 3 hour speech!

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026 07:49 PM (/M/4v)

48 Gotta walk from native american hooters (twin peaks) back to the hotel to watch. Be back later.
Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 07:36 PM (EhHfT)

I heard they were going tits up but it looks like they are staying open during bankruptcy.
Posted by: banana Dream

Passed by the one in College Station on Sunday. Looked deserted.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2026 07:50 PM (qmlyn)

49 I would love to find out one day, if i went to a Hooters or Twin Peaks, and spent the entire time looking at mannix girls on my phone and cold ignoring the staff, would they kick me out?

"Grab your own keister and pretend, sweetie, I'm busy here."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 07:50 PM (Vq1pX)

50
I can't remember the last time some major address started on time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Just pretend it'sa western, and the cavalry shows up at the right time to save the widow and chirren.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 07:50 PM (P+jBU)

51 47 rumors are that this is going to be a 3 hour speech!

Oh ftloG

Here I was hoping against hope he'd keep it to an hour this time.

Posted by: Delurker at February 24, 2026 07:50 PM (gtcuf)

52 Oh look! Massie is going to sit with the Dems tonight. What a gem!
.

Posted by: Piper at February 24, 2026 07:51 PM (OoFl2)

53 Three hours? Dear Lord.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2026 07:51 PM (BI5O2)

54 rumors are that this is going to be a 3 hour speech!
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026 07:49 PM (/M/4v)

"What is the state of the Union?"

".... it's complicated."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 07:51 PM (Vq1pX)

55 Trump is usually a half hour late or so.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 07:46 PM (8uoau)

Remember when we would complain about Jug Eared Fuck being late like a diva?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

You know who else was always late?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 24, 2026 07:51 PM (/lPRQ)

56 "It's a three hour tour."

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2026 07:51 PM (2GVsD)

57 Massie is going to sit with the Dems tonight.

==

Optics!! perfect

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026 07:51 PM (/M/4v)

58 Don’t order the schnitzel, they’re using schnauzer!
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Schnauzer schnitzel? 15 is my limit.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2026 07:52 PM (qmlyn)

59 EO signing Party?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 07:52 PM (8uoau)

60 I might - MIGHT - make it to ten o'clock. Ten-thirty will be pushing it. If he goes for hours, I'll read it tomorrow. I have to work in the morning.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2026 07:52 PM (3OtAS)

61 rumors are that this is going to be a 3 hour speech!
Posted by: runner

A lot of bombing to do.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 24, 2026 07:52 PM (/lPRQ)

62

"Grab your own keister and pretend, sweetie, I'm busy here."
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Be loke Bif. Wear business casual, with a sport jacket.

I look like a fooking cop. They sat my ass at an empty section in the back, and I sat where I could observe the whole room.

Dying inside laughing. All the side eye. All the waitresses would stop and say hi and ask if i need anything. Funneh as fook.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 07:52 PM (P+jBU)

63 What's Massie's butt hurting about this time?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2026 07:53 PM (BI5O2)

64 Optics!! perfect
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026 07:51 PM (/M/4v)

Asshole might as well just turn his jacket inside out, then.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 07:53 PM (Vq1pX)

65 He should start the attack on Iran about ten minutes after his speech. Then Abigail Hatchetface can give the democrat response to an empty room.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2026 07:53 PM (u73oe)

66 I might - MIGHT - make it to ten o'clock. Ten-thirty will be pushing it. If he goes for hours, I'll read it tomorrow. I have to work in the morning.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

8:30. The alarm going off at 3:30 comes quickly.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2026 07:53 PM (qmlyn)

67 asshoe is gonna asshoe

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026 07:53 PM (/M/4v)

68 You know who else was always late?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 24, 2026 07:51 PM (/lPRQ)

Stallin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 07:54 PM (zZu0s)

69

Passed by the one in College Station on Sunday. Looked deserted.
Posted by: rickb223

There is cheaper beer. College kids may be dumb as fook, but they ain't stoopid.

I'll be checking that out on the 25th when I'm there for TSEF.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 07:54 PM (P+jBU)

70 Vauge epstein accusations, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 07:54 PM (zZu0s)

71 Nicolae Ceaușescu showed up on time and look what happened to him.

Posted by: Delurker at February 24, 2026 07:55 PM (gtcuf)

72 You know who else was always late?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 24, 2026 07:51 PM (/lPRQ)

Octomom?

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2026 07:55 PM (dK+Kv)

73 Stallin.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 07:54 PM (zZu0s)

There was that other guy, too. His punctuality, on average, over time, would pick up and drop off.

What was his name....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 07:55 PM (Vq1pX)

74 I like this place. You guys are funny.

That's why I'll call you all last

Posted by: GigantorX at February 24, 2026 07:56 PM (x8k2o)

75 Steiner...that guy never came....

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026 07:56 PM (/M/4v)

76 Maybe the Democrats and their guests will turn cannibal during the delay.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 24, 2026 07:56 PM (2GVsD)

77 Five O'clock Charlie?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 07:56 PM (8uoau)

78 You know who else was always late?
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at February 24, 2026 07:51 PM (/lPRQ)

Octomom?
Posted by: Comrade Flounder

Rizzo.
F'n Kinickie.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2026 07:56 PM (qmlyn)

79 Steiner...that guy never came....
Posted by: runner

ED hits hard.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2026 07:57 PM (qmlyn)

80 74 I like this place. You guys are funny.

That's why I'll call you all last
Posted by: GigantorX at February 24, 2026 07:56 PM (x8k2o)

Solly, remembered when I said I liked you and I'd kill you last ... I lied ...

Posted by: Ahnold at February 24, 2026 07:57 PM (3sXRv)

81 You know who else was always late?

Gandalf.

Posted by: Frodo at February 24, 2026 07:57 PM (Q+gd/)

82 Thanks Ace. The cafe has become my favorite thread. I'm thinking there's a big softies heart buried underneath that cruel super suit you wear.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * considering the imponderables at February 24, 2026 07:57 PM (NjX+N)

83 He's never early, he's always late,
First thing you learn is that you always got to wait.

Posted by: Delurker at February 24, 2026 07:59 PM (gtcuf)

84 The state of our union is strong.

Posted by: Cory Booker and Pete Buttigieg at February 24, 2026 07:59 PM (wGerL)

85 Punctuality is dog-whistle White Supremacy!!

Posted by: Club 85 Beeyotch at February 24, 2026 08:00 PM (5119n)

86 I saw the top of that building before I scrolled down and thought about the last evacuees from Saigon.

Not a cafe-worthy thought, maybe.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at February 24, 2026 08:02 PM (w6EFb)

87 Trump is usually a half hour late or so.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 07:46 PM (8uoau)

Remember when we would complain about Jug Eared Fuck being late like a diva?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone

The difference is that Trump is working while the JEF was just f'ing around and his minion, Slow Joe, kept falling asleep and/or getting lost on his way.

Posted by: LASue at February 24, 2026 08:02 PM (qu4ub)

88 Slow Joe, kept falling asleep and/or getting lost on his way.

Posted by: LASue at February 24, 2026 08:02 PM (qu4ub)

Or getting his fingers stuck in the help.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 24, 2026 08:03 PM (dK+Kv)

89 You know, I get that Nux likes Trump and all (at least that is his brand) but his click bait bullshit gets old. 'Another Cartel Leader Dead! Trump isn't fucking around!'

*yawn* Really?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 08:04 PM (zZu0s)

90 I would gladly volunteer to beat with a baseball bat all those assholes who abandon or otherwise abuse their dogs.

Posted by: And sleep like a baby afterward at February 24, 2026 08:05 PM (TbWk/)

91 So even dogs can have collections
I can't stay up for the SotU, will look for recaps tomorrow

Have a good night everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 24, 2026 08:05 PM (Ia/+0)

92 ED hits hard.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2026 07:57 PM

ISWYDT.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 24, 2026 08:05 PM (Wnv9h)

93 Polymarket says that the Odds of Jesus Christ returning this year is greater than the chance of Kamala ever becoming President.

So I want to know this: Who would bet on Jesus Christ returning this year?

• How would you be around to collect the winnings?
• If you didn't believe in Jesus Christ, why would you wager on something happening that in your mind would never happen?
• and if you believed in Jesus Christ, yet felt that you would be around after His return, and so would Polymarket, and an economy that would make the payout, what in Hell is wrong with you?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at February 24, 2026 08:06 PM (a4flb)

94 89 You know, I get that Nux likes Trump and all (at least that is his brand) but his click bait bullshit gets old. 'Another Cartel Leader Dead! Trump isn't fucking around!'

*yawn* Really?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 08:04 PM (zZu0s)

It's the same with Outkick ... "Watch so and so OWN THESE LIBS.

Clay's schtick is getting just as old.

Posted by: browndog head cocked to the side at February 24, 2026 08:06 PM (3sXRv)

95 90 I would gladly volunteer to beat with a baseball bat all those assholes who abandon or otherwise abuse their dogs.
Posted by: And sleep like a baby afterward at February 24, 2026 08:05 PM (TbWk/)

Volunteer?

They'd need to have a raffle.

We could probably end taxation as we know it and balance the damn budget.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 08:07 PM (Vq1pX)

96 LeBron confused by hockey players who get back up after getting knocked down.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2026 08:07 PM (qmlyn)

97 There should be a salary cap on being an online shitposter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 08:09 PM (Vq1pX)

98 All kiddin' aside, I think the POTUS's always shows up late just to give the swells time to shmooze.

Posted by: Delurker at February 24, 2026 08:09 PM (gtcuf)

99 LeBron be spoofin’.

Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2026 08:09 PM (UYYJi)

100 Sho.

Posted by: Eromero at February 24, 2026 08:10 PM (UYYJi)

101 96 LeBron confused by hockey players who get back up after getting knocked down.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2026 08:07 PM (qmlyn)

Has there ever been a more unlikable star player?

I was terribly conflicted when the Cavs won their championship ... LeBron made it feel so dirty.

Of course had the Cavs won in '76 (Miracle at Richfield) , it would have made LeBronmania superfluous.

Posted by: browndog head cocked to the side at February 24, 2026 08:11 PM (3sXRv)

102 You could probably find a book for if Jesus Christ will come back and throw the opening pitch of next year's super bowl.

People are fucking goofballs.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 08:11 PM (Vq1pX)

103 Ghilsaine Maxwell sexually trafficked Christian children
She should not be serving her sentence in the puppy camp prison.
Ace had no problem with this

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at February 24, 2026 08:11 PM (qIY6p)

104 The White House posted.a State of the Union bingo card on X. It is pretty funny. Includes a Rubio gets another job square.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 24, 2026 08:12 PM (1NuH7)

105 I do believe tonight is a bourbon night.

neat.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2026 08:12 PM (XV/Pl)

106 Trump is usually a half hour late or so.

All the big rock stars start their shows late. Except me.

Posted by: Jimmy Thudpucker at February 24, 2026 08:13 PM (Fs0KI)

107 neat.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2026 08:12 PM (XV/Pl)

Hey that's more than neat. That's downright groovy, baby.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 08:13 PM (Vq1pX)

108 105 I do believe tonight is a bourbon night.

neat.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 24, 2026 08:12 PM (XV/Pl)

neat as in "cool"

or

neat as in straight up

Posted by: browndog head cocked to the side at February 24, 2026 08:13 PM (3sXRv)

109 80 74 I like this place. You guys are funny.

That's why I'll call you all last
Posted by: GigantorX at February 24, 2026 07:56 PM (x8k2o)

Solly, remembered when I said I liked you and I'd kill you last ... I lied ...
Posted by: Ahnold at February 24, 2026 07:57 PM (3sXRv)

What happened to JackStraw?

I had to let him go....

Posted by: GigantorX at February 24, 2026 08:14 PM (x8k2o)

110 The Super Bowl has an opening pitch? Things sure have changed since I last watched it.

Posted by: Delurker at February 24, 2026 08:14 PM (gtcuf)

111 Huh, ass. You make a difference between trafficking Christian or children of other religions?

We do not share your same bigotries. All molesters should get the rope. Including Maxwell. Even if she does have a nice rack. Evil rack.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 08:15 PM (zZu0s)

112 I hope the dog in the store doesn't meet TRex. That could be a messy meeting, in more ways than one.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 24, 2026 08:16 PM (S/Y4j)

113 I wanna know if the Babylon Bee team put together the WH Bingo Card!

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026 08:16 PM (/M/4v)

114 "Schumer of Jeffries wears a sombrero", klassik !

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026 08:17 PM (/M/4v)

115 I think ASS is actually a chatbot trained on keylogger scripts off of reddit recording all the retarded shit that even reddit users thought twice about hitting the "yeah i do want this out there forever" button on.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 08:18 PM (Vq1pX)

116 Passed by the one in College Station on Sunday. Looked deserted.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2026 07:50 PM (qmlyn)

Well, prolly all of the kids were still at church.

It IS still mostly a conservative campus..... 😂😂😂

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 24, 2026 08:18 PM (SRRAx)

117 "Third Term" and "Greenland" are also on Trump's Bingo card.

Veddy interesting.

Posted by: Delurker at February 24, 2026 08:20 PM (gtcuf)

118 Breaking News: MeidasTouch host Ben Meiselas reports that Donald Trump is panicking as the State of the Union Boycott now exceeds 70 members who will not be attending and will instead be going to the MeidasTouch People’s State of the Union.

Adjust your expectations accordingly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2026 08:20 PM (0sNs1)

119 Happy cat needs a quick slap to put those things to good use.

They love it. Embrace their dark side.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 24, 2026 08:21 PM (gVUi7)

120 51 47 rumors are that this is going to be a 3 hour speech!”

Geez Louise, I’ve heard of cruises that are that long.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2026 08:22 PM (DVC8V)

121 US Hockey:

They actually gave Connor Hallebuyck the seal of the SECRETARY OF DEFENSE

70% of the earth is covered by water, the rest is covered by Connor.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2026 08:22 PM (qmlyn)

122 Ok, on Fox, and seeing Bill Melugin as a "White House Correspondent". I actually preferred his border reporting, but if Trump has shut the border down, guess he needed a new gig, so this is a "promotion" for him?

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at February 24, 2026 08:22 PM (7kJyR)

123 oh-no, 70 Democrats won't be there to not applaud America.

Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2026 08:22 PM (Q+gd/)

124 Why would Trump panic over 70 fewer retards in attendance?

Rejoicing, more like.

Posted by: Delurker at February 24, 2026 08:22 PM (gtcuf)

125 Trump walks in and sees the empty dem seats:

I see from their little tantrum that democrats are still having trouble with adulthood. Keep at it, you might get the hang of it.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2026 08:23 PM (u73oe)

126 Reportedly, Joy Reid and about 15 of the Democrats are going to have their own SOTU at the National Mall.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 24, 2026 08:23 PM (NFX2v)

127 Half the Democrats say they won't go.

Assie says hey i'mma go sit with the Democrats.

Hey... Assie...

Why not embrace the courage of your convictions and fuck all the way off back home like your true heroes, huh?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 08:23 PM (Vq1pX)

128 I had to let him go....
Posted by: GigantorX at February 24, 2026 08:14 PM (x8k2o)

Posted by: Ahnold at February 24, 2026 08:23 PM (3sXRv)

129 Reportedly, Joy Reid and about 15 of the Democrats are going to have their own SOTU at the National Mall.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 24, 2026 08:23 PM (NFX2v)

That's not how this works.

That's not how any of this works.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 08:24 PM (Vq1pX)

130 If everyone is playing BINGO off of the same BINGO card, doesn't that mean everyone wins or loses together?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at February 24, 2026 08:24 PM (0sNs1)

131 Well, hell, I'm gonna have my own SOTU too!

Posted by: fd - My Attitude Is My Problem at February 24, 2026 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

132 I had to let him go....
Posted by: GigantorX at February 24, 2026 08:14 PM (x8k2o)

Game knows game ***tips cap***

Posted by: Ahnold at February 24, 2026 08:24 PM (3sXRv)

133 112 I hope the dog in the store doesn't meet TRex. That could be a messy meeting, in more ways than one.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 24, 2026 08:16 PM
***
Doggo clearly has good taste. Repeatedly. Good to know he's smart enough to stick with the stuffed animal version.

Posted by: TRex - not yummy dino at February 24, 2026 08:24 PM (cCn4/)

134 Reportedly, Joy Reid and about 15 of the Democrats are going to have their own SOTU at the National Mall.

===

🤡🚌

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026 08:24 PM (/M/4v)

135 Breaking News: MeidasTouch host Ben Meiselas reports that Donald Trump is panicking as the State of the Union Boycott now exceeds 70 members who will not be attending and will instead be going to the MeidasTouch People’s State of the Union.

"I see there are a lot of empty seats here tonight. I guess they're all on line, putting in their applications to man the Glory Hole down at the Greyhound station."

Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at February 24, 2026 08:24 PM (TR4+2)

136
I figured the SOTU would be a shitshow because of the assholes.

Absolutely no respect for our country.

Posted by: fourseasons at February 24, 2026 08:25 PM (3ek7K)

137 121 US Hockey:

They actually gave Connor Hallebuyck the seal of the SECRETARY OF DEFENSE

70% of the earth is covered by water, the rest is covered by Connor.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 24, 2026 08:22 PM (qmlyn)

HELLZZZ YEAHZZZZZ!!!!!!

Um sorry, over-exuberance of 'MURICANISM!!!!

*schadenboner still not subsiding from Sunday,....should I be calling a DR?....???*

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at February 24, 2026 08:25 PM (7kJyR)

138 Reportedly, Joy Reid and about 15 of the Democrats are going to have their own SOTU at the National Mall.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 24, 2026 08:23 PM (NFX2v)

Who died and elected Joy Reid President?

Do we get to guess the gender and ethnicity of those 15 idiots?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 24, 2026 08:26 PM (SRRAx)

139 The Hill, Stephen A. Smith knocks Democrats boycotting Trump address: ‘Ticks me off’ By Ryan Mancini 02/21/26

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 24, 2026 08:26 PM (NFX2v)

140 Reportedly, Joy Reid and about 15 of the Democrats are going to have their own SOTU at the National Mall.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 24, 2026 08:23 PM (NFX2v)

Who died and elected Joy Reid President?

Do we get to guess the gender and ethnicity of those 15 idiots?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 24, 2026 08:26 PM (SRRAx)

Keep delaying it so they have to stand out in the cold.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 24, 2026 08:27 PM (8avO+)

141 Geez Louise, I’ve heard of cruises that are that long.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2026 08:22 PM (DVC8V)

Tina Louise?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 08:28 PM (zZu0s)

142 Most Bingo cards are similar but not exact.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 08:28 PM (/108c)

143 Darn shame the U.S. didn't go to the White House. I am devastated.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 24, 2026 08:28 PM (ZRzmB)

144 A three hour tour.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 08:29 PM (/108c)

145 Keep delaying it so they have to stand out in the cold.

Posted by: Oldcat

This man shows initiative. Promote him to corporal.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 24, 2026 08:30 PM (Riz8t)

146 Pause. Let the retards have a little tantrum. Point out at them.

"This. This, right here, is the state of our Union. We are trying to govern. We cannot govern. We cannot rule our own affairs, because ignorant, illiterate, caterwauling savages who can't even understand what their own god damn holes are for, let alone how to manage their affairs or the affairs of others as responsible adult human beings, seek to destroy everything, to burn everything to the ground, and replace it with sadistic, perverted barbarism."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 08:30 PM (Vq1pX)

147 Tina Louise?
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 08:28 PM (zZu0s)

Always preferred Dawn Wells...

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at February 24, 2026 08:31 PM (7kJyR)

148 Polymarket still giving Dems control of the House 85%

Will this change after SOTU?
will post after 2 days

Posted by: Aliassmithsmith at February 24, 2026 08:32 PM (qIY6p)

149 Spamberger delivering the counter.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 08:32 PM (/108c)

150 16 tards walk into a Mall...

Posted by: Delurker at February 24, 2026 08:32 PM (gtcuf)

151 The true reason why ontoclast barbarians can't stand for anything is because they're too busy bending over for everything.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 08:33 PM (Vq1pX)

152 2 duffle bags.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 08:33 PM (/108c)

153
Attention Piper, for the runway blog inlits.
Cspan live feed. Katie Britt has nice gams. Good looking navy blue dress dress to show 'em off with.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 08:33 PM (P+jBU)

154 will post after 2 days
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith

So you won't be here tomorrow?

That's a red-letter day, right there.

Posted by: mikeski at February 24, 2026 08:34 PM (VHUov)

155 So about 1/4 - 1/3 of the Dems in Congress aren't showing up.

Who cares?

When their side "claps" or "boos", their numbers will be diminished, so less noise from the annoying insects.

That's a win in my book.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, AoSHQ's Plucky Wee One - Eat the Cheesecake, Buy the Yarn. at February 24, 2026 08:34 PM (SRRAx)

156
FLOTUS looking sharp in a pants suit

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 08:34 PM (P+jBU)

157 I despise poly market- it measures nothing other than media hype.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 24, 2026 08:34 PM (DVC8V)

158 Nobody ever watches the so called rebuttal. No body even knows what the fuck that is.

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026 08:34 PM (/M/4v)

159 Spamberger delivering the counter.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 08:32 PM (/108c)

Ah, so the commie statist dictator will chime in. Good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)

160 >will post after 2 days

magic 8 ball says before the end of the night

Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2026 08:34 PM (Q+gd/)

161 This man shows initiative. Promote him to corporal.
Posted by: Archimedes at February 24, 2026 08:30 PM

You know who else was a corporal?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

162 152 2 duffle bags.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 08:33 PM (/108c)

"Mr. Sandman..."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 08:34 PM (Vq1pX)

163 Crowder with 41,000 live.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 08:34 PM (/108c)

164 I won't formulate an opinion on the SOTU address until I hear from Maxine Waters. She's my lighthouse in torrential seasons.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 24, 2026 08:35 PM (gVUi7)

165 will post after 2 days
Posted by: Aliassmithsmith

Take your time, don't choke on the yummy shit pebbles in your mouth

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 24, 2026 08:35 PM (aZV8C)

166
I won't formulate an opinion on the SOTU address until I hear from Maxine Waters. She's my lighthouse in torrential seasons.
Posted by: Rev. Wishbone

TEMU Obama unavailable?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 08:35 PM (P+jBU)

167 How fucked is your party that you give the sotu rebuttal to some nobody who just got handed a sinecure about seven hours ago?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 08:36 PM (Vq1pX)

168 So is the NE all snowed in? Are they burning frozen hobos to keep warm in NYC?

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 08:37 PM (zZu0s)

169
Who is the female in the lineup with the pale green jacket and white silk skirt?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 08:37 PM (P+jBU)

170 Who is the designated survivor tonight?

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 24, 2026 08:37 PM (vfth7)

171 How fucked is your party that you give the sotu rebuttal to some nobody who just got handed a sinecure about seven hours ago?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 08:36 PM (Vq1pX)

Tbf, she is the true face of the party.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 08:38 PM (zZu0s)

172 You know who else was a corporal?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 24, 2026 08:34 PM (0sNs1)

Walter O'Reilly, Ottumwa, Iowa.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at February 24, 2026 08:38 PM (0aYVJ)

173 OK, awesome moment from Clay Travis on Fox about the US Men's Hockey celebration in Miami, "When they played the National Anthem, even the STRIPPERS in the bar placed their hands over their hearts..."

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at February 24, 2026 08:38 PM (7kJyR)

174 Who is the designated survivor tonight?

==

Rubio!

(I don't know..)

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026 08:38 PM (/M/4v)

175 Will Nancy Pelosi's dentures be in attendance?

Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2026 08:39 PM (Q+gd/)

176
Who is the designated survivor tonight?
Posted by: vmom

I'm your huckleberry.

Posted by: Susan Collins - at February 24, 2026 08:39 PM (P+jBU)

177 Max Klinger.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 08:39 PM (/108c)

178 How fucked is your party that you give the sotu rebuttal to some nobody who just got handed a sinecure about seven hours ago?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

About as fucked as those of us behind Virginia's iron curtain...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at February 24, 2026 08:39 PM (aZV8C)

179 Most betting sites are run by or through Chinese crime, aren't they?

It's just running numbers on a global scale on shit that isn't even sports.

Naughty money in. Clean money out. Whatever any idiot humps actually betting on ridiculous shit may do is irrelevant.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 08:39 PM (Vq1pX)

180
Off filthy donk sock

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 08:39 PM (P+jBU)

181 rumors are that this is going to be a 3 hour speech!
Posted by: runner

Trump is usually a half hour late or so.
Posted by: Boss Moss

Yikes!

A lot of talky videos I watch at 1.25x to 1.5x. Trump is not usually a fasttalker. Maybe if I wait 'til he's 2/3 done and playback a stream at a fast speed, I can sit through it all. Love the guy, but there's usually a slow patch in the middle when he does his scripted bits and looks bored.

Last thread: 250 Sunrise in Iran is 10:00 PM in est.
Posted by: Boss Moss

So, about an hour in, Trump announces It Has Begun?

Posted by: mindful webworker - MSOTUGA at February 24, 2026 08:39 PM (rlEvI)

182 Viceroy Rubio?

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 08:40 PM (/108c)

183 @136

It's a dog park.

Posted by: wth at February 24, 2026 08:40 PM (BT3km)

184 If you watch Brett Cooper on 1.5 speed you'll get an epileptic seizure.

Posted by: Delurker at February 24, 2026 08:40 PM (gtcuf)

185 The Democrat party is an embarrasment to petulant children everywhere.

Posted by: ErikInTexas at February 24, 2026 08:40 PM (kGdxl)

186 Can’t wait to see the Team that took down the Cucknadians, in the House!

Posted by: Uncle Jefe at February 24, 2026 08:41 PM (DzC+b)

187 How fucked is your party that you give the sotu rebuttal to some nobody who just got handed a sinecure about seven hours ago?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 08:36 PM (Vq1pX)
++++
There's another explanation: the Party doesn't think it matters, so doesn't really care. It's a box to be ticked, not something to be taken seriously.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2026 08:41 PM (3OtAS)

188 We're paying much more than $100 million a year just for the saleries of US Senators and Representatives.

That's not including their multiple offices, employees, multitude of trips, and benefits or what's needed to keep the Capitol buildings open, staffed and protected.

Why? Half of them (at best) act as fools, mock & threaten the general public, and are completely incompetent. Their Constitution is a living document of convenience? It's not working.

There has to be a red line.

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 24, 2026 08:41 PM (NFX2v)

189 If you watch Brett Cooper on 1.5 speed you'll get an epileptic seizure.
Posted by: Delurker at February 24, 2026 08:40 PM (gtcuf)

Yeah, someone needs to take that kud's Adderall away. Holy smokes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2026 08:41 PM (BI5O2)

190 Reportedly, Joy Reid and about 15 of the Democrats are going to have their own SOTU at the National Mall.
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 24, 2026 08:23 PM (NFX2v)

That's not how this works.

That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 08:24 PM (Vq1pX)

I see one of two things happening.

1. They think the National Mall is a shopping center, and plan to shop.

2. One group plans to don traditional Democrat attire, namely KKK uniforms, and the others couldn't find ones that fit.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 24, 2026 08:41 PM (S/Y4j)

191 Tbf, she is the true face of the party.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 08:38 PM (zZu0s)

Well she looks like the developmentally disabled vulture from Looney Tunes, fer feck's aches. So.... yeah, i guess.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 08:42 PM (Vq1pX)

192 Most betting sites are run by or through Chinese crime, aren't they?

==

Let's juts say that as a US citizen you cannot even bet on Polymarket. Regulation. So yeah, bots and Paki trolls. like we have.

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026 08:42 PM (/M/4v)

193 Hello Friends, I think we should take up a collection of pacifiers for all the Democrat crybabies.

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at February 24, 2026 08:42 PM (+QijZ)

194 Love the guy, but there's usually a slow patch in the middle when he does his scripted bits and looks bored.

This is the part where he looks straight at you and says, “mindful webworker, you need to slow this shit down!”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 24, 2026 08:42 PM (1NuH7)

195 Remember when Bobby Jindahl gave the rebuttal?

Trick question. Nobody does.

Posted by: Delurker at February 24, 2026 08:42 PM (gtcuf)

196 Trump panic? As if.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 24, 2026 08:42 PM (wVcYX)

197 Trump mentioned the Womyns Hockey Team when he called to ask the mens to attend.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 08:42 PM (/108c)

198 The greeting line, senator kennedy from LA looks goofy

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 08:43 PM (P+jBU)

199 Okay, everytime I hear someone say Anna Paulina Luna's name, I hear it in terms of Slim Whitman yodelling about una paloma blanca.....

Posted by: ErikInTexas at February 24, 2026 08:43 PM (kGdxl)

200 Trump is going to call out the Somali fraud in Minnesota. That should be fun.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 24, 2026 08:43 PM (viF8m)

201 Trick question. Nobody does.

I remember he was the future of the conservative movement.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 24, 2026 08:43 PM (1NuH7)

202
Okay, I've got my beer poured and I'm tuned in to the pre-game show on Fox.

But these darn speeches are getting Castro-esque! A standing O after every sentence. I'd be fine if he literally mailed it in.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2026 08:43 PM (gxKBs)

203 Okay, everytime I hear someone say Anna Paulina Luna's name, I hear it in terms of Slim Whitman yodelling about una paloma blanca.....
Posted by: ErikInTexas at February 24, 2026 08:43 PM (kGdxl)
---
Heh. Me too.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, aka Agent Frank at February 24, 2026 08:44 PM (0aYVJ)

204 Brett Cooper is another dumbass scooped up for whatever reason, by the Daily Wire and then had to be pushed off. I think someone there has a weakness.

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026 08:44 PM (/M/4v)

205 Remember when Bobby Jindahl gave the rebuttal?

Trick question. Nobody does.
Posted by: Delurker at February 24, 2026 08:42 PM (gtcuf)

Iirc, he sweated a lot.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 08:44 PM (zZu0s)

206 This bikini brunette doesn't know where to watch the SOTU:
http://tiny.cc/2hfz001

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2026 08:44 PM (3OtAS)

207
Heap big injun wooman 'shiz warren in a light blue pants suit

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 08:45 PM (P+jBU)

208 Spamberger delivering the counter.
Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 08:32 PM (/108c)

Ah, so the commie statist dictator will chime in. Good.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 08:34 PM (zZu0s)

***

She truly is a liar and a slimy commie POS.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2026 08:45 PM (2WIwB)

209 I've got the popcorn ready to go, all I need is to salt it with the tears of the Democrats.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 24, 2026 08:45 PM (gVUi7)

210 I remember he was the future of the conservative movement.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 24, 2026 08:43 PM (1NuH7)

Yeah. So many 'rising stars.'

He was in the crop with Palin and the one dude in... Minnesota? F something.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 08:46 PM (zZu0s)

211 This bikini brunette doesn't know where to watch the SOTU:
http://tiny.cc/2hfz001
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2026 08:44 PM (3OtAS)

Got a spot right here on my couch.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2026 08:46 PM (2WIwB)

212 200 Slim Whitman yodelling about una paloma blanca.....

Always liked Buckwheat's rendition better.

Posted by: Delurker at February 24, 2026 08:46 PM (gtcuf)

213
Susan Collins looks like crypt keepr shat. But I do like that nice pin she's sporting on her left sholder

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 08:46 PM (P+jBU)

214 Walker. Scott Walker. Who was as inspiring and exciting as mild case of jock itch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 08:46 PM (zZu0s)

215 204 Brett Cooper is another dumbass scooped up for whatever reason, by the Daily Wire and then had to be pushed off. I think someone there has a weakness.
Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026

What did she do? Grind her teeth in the mic too much? Scratching her face and biting her nails on air?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 24, 2026 08:47 PM (BI5O2)

216 So far, I can see watching the SOTU rebuttal if it's delivered by Senator Kennedy of Louisiana. I suspect it would be both informative and entertaining.

How many people do you know who would state this prayer: "Lord, the grant me patience, because if you give me strength, I'll need bail money."?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at February 24, 2026 08:48 PM (S/Y4j)

217 had to turn it to FOX, Rightside has a static issue

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at February 24, 2026 08:48 PM (+QijZ)

218
Who is the big woman with the emerald jewelry on her neck. I like emeralds, prolly a damned commie donk

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 08:48 PM (P+jBU)

219 I have never watched Brett Cooper. She looks like the kind of gal I find annoying and not in the quasi, want to fuck kind of way. More the club like a baby seal kind of way.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at February 24, 2026 08:49 PM (zZu0s)

220 I'm going with Crowder on Rumble.

Posted by: Delurker at February 24, 2026 08:49 PM (gtcuf)

221 Crowder over 70,000.

Posted by: Boss Moss at February 24, 2026 08:49 PM (/108c)

222 Okay, everytime I hear someone say Anna Paulina Luna's name, I hear it in terms of Slim Whitman yodelling about una paloma blanca.....
Posted by: ErikInTexas at February 24, 2026 08:43 PM (kGdxl)

————-

Now I do too.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2026 08:49 PM (u73oe)

223 This bikini brunette doesn't know where to watch the SOTU:
http://tiny.cc/2hfz001
Posted by: Joe Mannix

This is the Fox 5 DC "raw feed" of the SotU. No talking heads pontificating, just the audio in the chamber.

https://youtu.be/qH1KeXYVlfc

Anyone got a better idea? Live feed drinking games anywhere? Bikini brunettes providing commentary? With strip bingo?

Posted by: mikeski at February 24, 2026 08:50 PM (VHUov)

224
I'm going with Crowder on Rumble.
Posted by: Delurker

cspan live on ewetoob for me.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 08:50 PM (P+jBU)

225
Okay, everytime I hear someone say Anna Paulina Luna's name, I hear it in terms of Slim Whitman yodelling about una paloma blanca.....
Posted by: ErikInTexas at February 24, 2026 08:43 PM (kGdxl)
---
Heh. Me too.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

The Peace Update

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 24, 2026 08:50 PM (Cqx++)

226 Our SOTU guests can beat up their SOTU guests.

Posted by: Don Black at February 24, 2026 08:51 PM (ZxPkt)

227 Okay, everytime I hear someone say Anna Paulina Luna's name, I hear it in terms of Slim Whitman yodelling about una paloma blanca.....
Posted by: ErikInTexas at February 24, 2026 08:43 PM (kGdxl)

————-

Now I do too.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at February 24, 2026 08:49 PM (u73oe)

***

Dang it!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2026 08:51 PM (2WIwB)

228
There's TEMU Obama. Well fitted black suit with a pale blue dress shit with matching tie. Dislike that commie shit, but he does dress well.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 08:51 PM (P+jBU)

229 Cooper is an "actress" who thinks that her political "thoughts" are deep and important.

Posted by: runner at February 24, 2026 08:51 PM (/M/4v)

230 The People's State of the Union at the National Mall will be great. Will have far more viewers than Trump, totally embarrassing the idiot.

Posted by: Sid at February 24, 2026 08:51 PM (D2IqN)

231 Nood SOTU

Posted by: ALH, Sister Golden Hair at February 24, 2026 08:51 PM (+QijZ)

232
Shirt not shit....stoopid autocucomber

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 08:51 PM (P+jBU)

233 Heap big injun wooman 'shiz warren in a light blue pants suit
Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 24, 2026 08:45 PM (P+jBU)

There are plenty of unkind things to be said about that bastard, but at least she knows how fix herself up and dress like a responsible adult human female.

Half the rest of those shitters are out there wearing Kentucky derby day hats (backwards), pant suits tailor made for a diabetic wildebeest, or just walking around with fucking mesclun in their hair from combing it too soon after lunch.

You ain't impressing nobody, idiots. Get your shit together. Lizzie can do it, and she's a few synapses shy of a fucking potato battery.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 24, 2026 08:52 PM (Vq1pX)

234 Ace, really like the photograph, 'The Life and Happenings around Blejoi Bridge' by Andrei Baciu.

And, of course, so many sweet dogs featured in the Cafe.

Thanks!

Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 24, 2026 08:53 PM (NFX2v)

235 We're paying much more than $100 million a year just for the saleries of US Senators and Representatives.

That's not including their multiple offices, employees, multitude of trips, and benefits or what's needed to keep the Capitol buildings open, staffed and protected.
***
Posted by: L - No nic, another fine day at February 24, 2026 08:41 PM (NFX2v)

$100 million? Pffft. Chump change.

Posted by: Your Somali Ingrates. at February 24, 2026 08:54 PM (qu4ub)

236 Shit getting ready to start,..how many fingers of bourbon do I need to pour? Ok, going with 5....to start.

-SLV

Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter at February 24, 2026 08:54 PM (7kJyR)

237 /sock

Posted by: Oddbob at February 24, 2026 08:55 PM (Fs0KI)

238 So with so many dems out, could Trump turn the podium over to Vance and he convene a quick meeting of the senate and pass the SAVE act?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 24, 2026 08:55 PM (2WIwB)

239
how many fingers of bourbon do I need to pour? Ok, going with 5....to start.

-SLV
Posted by: Shy Lurking Voter

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May have to change your nic by the time you finish #5.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2026 08:58 PM (gxKBs)

240 God Barro. Is so tall.

Posted by: Vivi at February 24, 2026 09:13 PM (jC0jb)

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