Golden Hour Cafe

King of Wings hoodoo in New Mexico, under the Milky Way
by Wayne Pinkston
Elements of this photo look unreal but
that hoodoo is actually real

As the underage male prostitute said to Adam Schiff, "That's a big hole to fill."

United by their shared love of head-butting.

Amateurs talk about tactics, professionals talk about logistics.

SCTV: The Ricardo Montalban School of Fine Acting. Jess!

Bad mane day.

Bored duck twiddles his feet.

Puppy dumped in park is rescued and finds his forever home.

Golden retriever holds a toy so that a blind puppy can play with it.

Rescuing a groundhog from a pool.

Bunny rub.

World's largest gathering of golden retrievers (allegedly) in Golden, Colorado.

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1 Ah, Cafe time!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 19, 2026 07:53 PM (ESVrU)

2 First?

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 19, 2026 07:54 PM (QVmho)

3 Congrats, Perfessor

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 19, 2026 07:54 PM (QVmho)

4 I smoke two joints before I push F5
and then I smoke two more

Posted by: gKWVE at February 19, 2026 07:56 PM (gKWVE)

5 Some guy is riding a bike around the world and gets kidnapped by a stray kitten.

https://youtu.be/zlRQ3qPgveg

Posted by: Alteria Pilgram - My President has convictions at February 19, 2026 07:56 PM (tqpXi)

6 I need to go out in the pasture sometime this spring and try to get some sky/star shots.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2026 07:58 PM (xGgfV)

7
I gave the otters a nood with a link to the comments since peeps are having issues with the home pagee.

Posted by: BifBewalski - at February 19, 2026 07:58 PM (QVmho)

8 Steel we are bat and Sea Stack free in '26! Jess!

Posted by: Rocardo Montalban School of Acting! at February 19, 2026 07:58 PM (oftw2)

9 Do that hoodoo that you do so swell.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 19, 2026 07:59 PM (Cqx++)

10 Rescuing a groundhog from a pool.

I didn't realize otters were such fat loads.

Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2026 07:59 PM (2gvXb)

11 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2026 08:00 PM (Ia/+0)

12 Happy Cafe, everyone.

Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2026 08:00 PM (CM7zZ)

13 That is a crazy, cool rock. I must go see it.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 19, 2026 08:00 PM (zYpTz)

14 I go around high as a kite usually, but the Cafe keeps me grounded.

Posted by: Cooter Brown, Flyin' High at February 19, 2026 08:00 PM (oftw2)

15 Trump responds to Barky O'Bambam's revelation that space aliens are real.

.@POTUS: "He gave classified information. He's not supposed to be doing that... I don't know if they're real or not... I don't have an opinion on it, I never talk about it. A lot of people do — a lot of people believe it. Do you believe it, Peter?"

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In fairness, they are his "people". He's not so much from Mars or Venus as Uranus.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 08:00 PM (FXNzP)

16 I had a dream once that I was sitting at the table in my kitchen while Ricardo Montalban was standing at the counter making a sandwich and telling me about the Twilight Zone episode he was in. The next day I looked at his filmography and he was never in the Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 19, 2026 08:01 PM (CNl8/)

17 US Women's hockey team defeats Canadian icebacks for gold.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at February 19, 2026 08:01 PM (FCYiI)

18 I will celebrate when US men's hockey defeats whoever and gets the GOLD.

Posted by: runner at February 19, 2026 08:02 PM (5ZzAK)

19 I had a dream once that I was sitting at the table in my kitchen while Ricardo Montalban was standing at the counter making a sandwich and telling me about the Twilight Zone episode he was in. The next day I looked at his filmography and he was never in the Twilight Zone.
Posted by: Mark1971 at February 19, 2026 08:01 PM (CNl8/)
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This comment was brought to you by The Scary Door.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 19, 2026 08:02 PM (ESVrU)

20 "The next day I looked at his filmography and he was never in the Twilight Zone.
Posted by: Mark1971 "

Do dey do do.

Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 08:03 PM (vFG9F)

21 16 I had a dream once that I was sitting at the table in my kitchen while Ricardo Montalban was standing at the counter making a sandwich and telling me about the Twilight Zone episode he was in. The next day I looked at his filmography and he was never in the Twilight Zone.
Posted by: Mark1971

When you see him again in a dream, make sure to call him a lying bastard.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 19, 2026 08:03 PM (yKhjs)

22 I had a dream once that I was sitting at the table in my kitchen while Ricardo Montalban was standing at the counter making a sandwich and telling me about the Twilight Zone episode he was in. The next day I looked at his filmography and he was never in the Twilight Zone.
Posted by: Mark1971

That's what they want you to think!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 08:03 PM (FXNzP)

23 The next day I looked at his filmography and he was never in the Twilight Zone.
Posted by: Mark1971

Whoa.

Posted by: Ted Logan at February 19, 2026 08:04 PM (gKWVE)

24 I had a dream once that I was sitting at the table in my kitchen while Ricardo Montalban was standing at the counter making a sandwich and telling me about the Twilight Zone episode he was in. The next day I looked at his filmography and he was never in the Twilight Zone.
Posted by: Mark1971

What kind of sammich? The kind your mother used to make you?

Posted by: Sigmund Freud at February 19, 2026 08:05 PM (Q+gd/)

25 This comment was brought to you by The Scary Door.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 19, 2026 08:02 PM

*shifty eyes*

What?

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: The Green Door at February 19, 2026 08:06 PM (Wnv9h)

26 I had a dream once that I was sitting at the table in my kitchen while Ricardo Montalban was standing at the counter making a sandwich and telling me about the Twilight Zone episode he was in. The next day I looked at his filmography and he was never in the Twilight Zone.
Posted by: Mark1971

That's what they want you to think!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 08:03 PM (FXNzP)

The Mandela Effect.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2026 08:07 PM (wVcYX)

27 "That's a big hole to fill."

Yikes! You can just tell that every possible precaution is being made, too. "'mon back, 'mon back..."

Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2026 08:08 PM (2gvXb)

28 Piper,
Your dad can request FB archive your mom's account. I did it with my husband's account. People stop getting birthday notices and such.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 19, 2026 08:08 PM (+mUZM)

29 Man, you can still smell the penguins from Tuesday, despite the herculean efforts of the renown, yet grossly underappreciated AoSHQ Sanitation Section.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 19, 2026 08:09 PM (0sNs1)

30 Being the savages that they were and are "Hoodoo" in the old Pima language meant "withered penis".

Posted by: Bureau Of Indian Affairs at February 19, 2026 08:09 PM (Ksqrb)

31 Posted by: The Green Door at February 19, 2026 08:06 PM

We know what's behind you - Big Penguin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 19, 2026 08:10 PM (0sNs1)

32 My buddy and his wife had golden, the crazy mutt would never leave me alone, always want complete attention to play.

Posted by: Rev. Wishbone at February 19, 2026 08:11 PM (gVUi7)

33 Doggie was funny not want to leave Dino out of his outdoor games

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2026 08:11 PM (Ia/+0)

34 I had a dream once that I was sitting at the table in my kitchen while Ricardo Montalban was standing at the counter making a sandwich and telling me about the Twilight Zone episode he was in. The next day I looked at his filmography and he was never in the Twilight Zone.
Posted by: Mark1971

In this dream of yours, were there any cigars, bananas, or short, blunt swords?

Posted by: Niles Crane at February 19, 2026 08:12 PM (Ksqrb)

35 The topic of the previous thread is why I have a hard time taking the current crop of leftist radicals seriously. Oh they talk a big game and they want to terrible things - but they’re all incompetent bunglers, they fuck everything up. Timothy McVeigh was an evil murderer, but he was also quite competent and came up with a hell of a weapon. The current bunch is like a legion of Squeaky Fromme’s out to take their vengeance on the world.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2026 08:12 PM (46za5)

36 If I'm in a thread and someone posts nood, I usually close the tab and reopen the main AoS link, no pop-up add just going directly to comments when I do that.

I have noticed that if I hit the AoS link at the top of a comments thread I do get the pop-up ad, Its a tiny inconvenience, its 5 seconds and then you can close the ad, but if you were hitting that link constantly trying to score a 'first' I suppose it might get old. I don't have ad-block and just using chrome for my AoS habit.

Posted by: PaleRider at February 19, 2026 08:13 PM (Sokdp)

37 When Ricardo Montalban died there was an article at National Review about how he was a subscriber and even attended one of their dinners.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 19, 2026 08:13 PM (CNl8/)

38 I had a dream once that I was sitting at the table in my kitchen while Ricardo Montalban was standing at the counter making a sandwich and telling me about the Twilight Zone episode he was in. The next day I looked at his filmography and he was never in the Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Mark1971

Welp ... at least he didn't hand you a golden thimble...

Posted by: Adriane the Financial Whiz Kid Critic, Wot Whizzed it Away . . . at February 19, 2026 08:15 PM (3ZUWJ)

39 More logistics

https://x.com/i/status/2020071848621596778

Are people aware of punch in the US?

He is lonely monkey in ichikawa zoo. He has soft toy as foster parent.

Search "#パンチ" for video.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 19, 2026 08:16 PM (5LjnF)

40 29 Man, you can still smell the penguins from Tuesday, despite the herculean efforts of the renown, yet grossly underappreciated AoSHQ Sanitation Section.

Actually, they're being called in to assist with the DC sewer tsunami.

Posted by: Archimedes at February 19, 2026 08:17 PM (Riz8t)

41 A pair of mothballs inserted (not too deeply) into your nostrils can help camouflage any lingering mephitisity.

Posted by: Penguin Facts at February 19, 2026 08:18 PM (vFG9F)

42 Milei and Orban cutting up in the back of the class at the Board of Peace conference:

https://tinyurl.com/3hmu655w

Link goes to Xitter

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 19, 2026 08:18 PM (zYpTz)

43 I need to go out in the pasture sometime this spring and try to get some sky/star shots.
Posted by: rickb223

It is a beauty.

Posted by: Adriane the Lens Camp Covered Camera Critic . . . at February 19, 2026 08:19 PM (3ZUWJ)

44 "What's all this I'm hearing about a golden shower cafe?"

Oh.

Nevermind.

Posted by: Zombie Emily Latella at February 19, 2026 08:19 PM (cYBz/)

45 This is fine dancing!

WaPo: Dancers Reenact Shootings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti in Front of Trump-Kennedy Center

https://is.gd/7h7wDW4

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 08:19 PM (FXNzP)

46 28 Piper,
Your dad can request FB archive your mom's account. I did it with my husband's account. People stop getting birthday notices and such.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 19, 2026 08:08 PM (+mUZM)

I don’t think he wants to do that. I will talk to him again at some point.

Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2026 08:19 PM (d2kuJ)

47
Search "#パンチ" for video.
Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 19

I am, it I get Japanese posts because of the Shiba club. It makes me sad when he is bullied by the other monkeys and he runs to his stuffed monkey.

Posted by: Piper at February 19, 2026 08:21 PM (d2kuJ)

48 Aww man. Former Pittsburgh Steelers DB, Mike Wagner, died today. Played safety for Steel Curtain in the 70s. Generally got overlooked because the rest of the defense is in the HoF but he was a fantastic ball player. Solid and smart DB that made key plays in big games.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 19, 2026 08:25 PM (yKhjs)

49 BREAKING: President Trump to direct the Department of War & other relevant agencies to begin releasing government files related to aliens.

This, after Trump accused former President Obama of divulging classified information when he said of aliens the other day, “they’re real”.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 19, 2026 08:25 PM (CNl8/)

50 tinyurl.com/yh4nmjhk

Goes to the Pittsburgh Tribune about Mike Wagner's death.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 19, 2026 08:25 PM (yKhjs)

51 Puppy dumped in park is rescued and finds his forever home.

People who do this should be dropped in the middle of the Mojave.

Posted by: Let them see what it's ike at February 19, 2026 08:25 PM (TbWk/)

52 I am, it I get Japanese posts because of the Shiba club. It makes me sad when he is bullied by the other monkeys and he runs to his stuffed monkey.
Posted by: Piper

Yes, very heart wrenching. I think all humans get same feeling.

What's weird is that I think Japan has to cull thousands every year or they take over country, but this one is loved by all of Japan.

Posted by: bob (moron incognitus) at February 19, 2026 08:27 PM (5LjnF)

53 45 This is fine dancing!

WaPo: Dancers Reenact Shootings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti in Front of Trump-Kennedy Center

https://is.gd/7h7wDW4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn
--

They can take their dance and stuff it.

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 19, 2026 08:27 PM (1whRW)

54 BREAKING: President Trump to direct the Department of War & other relevant agencies to begin releasing government files related to aliens.

-
Was Epstein banging them?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 08:27 PM (FXNzP)

55 I luv U guys. But I can’t lurk as much right now.

How is Whig, post surgery?

Posted by: Henry at February 19, 2026 08:28 PM (tWkg3)

56 >>>>Former Pittsburgh Steelers DB, Mike Wagner, died today. Played safety for Steel Curtain in the 70s.

Don't see many, if any, white guys in that position anymore.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 19, 2026 08:28 PM (CNl8/)

57 45 This is fine dancing!

WaPo: Dancers Reenact Shootings of Renee Good and Alex Pretti in Front of Trump-Kennedy Center

https://is.gd/7h7wDW4
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Link went nowhere. U2 and Springsteen apparently wrote hymns about Renee Good. I don't think Heinlein's 'Crazy Times' can cover the absurdities of this age.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 19, 2026 08:29 PM (yKhjs)

58 Chicago Bears gonna move to Indiana.

Posted by: davidt at February 19, 2026 08:29 PM (Q+gd/)

59 Rick Perry has publicly endorsed John Cornyn for re-election in the U.S. Senate, stating that Cornyn is a steady, conservative leader who has delivered results for Texas.

Perry's political group, the Lone Star Freedom Project, is also committed to [taking all Bush and DC money possible. Up the chute with George is also an inevitability.]

Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 19, 2026 08:30 PM (1whRW)

60
Welp ... at least he didn't hand you a golden thimble...
Posted by: Adriane the Financial Whiz Kid Critic

On the ninth floor?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 19, 2026 08:31 PM (Cqx++)

61 58 Chicago Bears gonna move to Indiana.
Posted by: davidt

The Gary Bears!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 19, 2026 08:31 PM (yKhjs)

62 You know at least one of those dump trucks is going into that hole.

Posted by: Accomack at February 19, 2026 08:31 PM (/Chlc)

63 Are there even actual bears in Illinois or Indiana? Shouldn't sports teams be named after something native?

Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 08:32 PM (vFG9F)

64 Golden Shower cafe more like it.

Posted by: GigantorX at February 19, 2026 08:32 PM (s/NIY)

65 59 Rick Perry has publicly endorsed John Cornyn for re-election in the U.S. Senate, stating that Cornyn is a steady, conservative leader who has delivered results for Texas.

Perry's political group, the Lone Star Freedom Project, is also committed to [taking all Bush and DC money possible. Up the chute with George is also an inevitability.]
Posted by: Braenyard - some Absent Friends are more equal than others _ at February 19, 2
Well, I endorse Ken Paxton.

Posted by: Eromero at February 19, 2026 08:33 PM (LHPAg)

66 Link went nowhere. U2 and Springsteen apparently wrote hymns about Renee Good. I don't think Heinlein's 'Crazy Times' can cover the absurdities of this age.
Posted by: Puddleglum at work

Try this.

https://is.gd/7h7wDW

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 08:35 PM (FXNzP)

67 Rick Perry has publicly endorsed John Cornyn for re-election in the U.S. Senate, stating that Cornyn is a steady, conservative leader who has delivered results for Texas.

-
Also, Whoopi is beautiful and wise.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Damn It Feels Good to Be a Trumpster! at February 19, 2026 08:36 PM (FXNzP)

68 Copied forward from the previous thread, because Cafe-worthy:

When a female figure skater throws out the first pitch
https://tinyurl.com/ccz8tn4f
Posted by: Don Black

D'awww, cutest balk ever.

Posted by: mikeski at February 19, 2026 08:37 PM (VHUov)

69 Palerider, you get an ad if you click the word "comments " right away?
As in click it even before the rest of the page loads

Posted by: vmom deport deport deport at February 19, 2026 08:37 PM (4jnK3)

70 Steve Perry > Rick Perry
Don't stop believing!

Posted by: gKWVE at February 19, 2026 08:39 PM (gKWVE)

71 Well that's the gayest thing I have seen all day.

Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 08:39 PM (vFG9F)

72 68 Copied forward from the previous thread, because Cafe-worthy:

When a female figure skater throws out the first pitch
https://tinyurl.com/ccz8tn4f
Posted by: Don Black

D'awww, cutest balk ever.
Posted by: mikeski

Nice to see Pixie-Americans succeeding. Life is hard when you're 2'6.

Posted by: Puddleglum at work at February 19, 2026 08:39 PM (yKhjs)

73 The gay dancers left out the "drive, Baby drive" bit. I'll give them an F for effort, though.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 19, 2026 08:42 PM (zuIfz)

74 Gaylord Perry > Steve Perry > Rick Perry

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 19, 2026 08:43 PM (CNl8/)

75 Bad mane day.

I think you meant "fabulous" mane day.

Posted by: the curly lion at February 19, 2026 08:44 PM (VHUov)

76
Rick Perry.

The GOP establishment has got to go.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 19, 2026 08:45 PM (azNOR)

77 People forget that Rick Perry started off as a Democrat who changed his politics when the times changed. I saw him in public a couple times, got to shake his hand, he talked a real good game. But there were always persistant stories that the only “principles” he ever really followed were those of his biggest donors.

Rick Perry cares deeply about whatever Rick Perry is being paid to care about.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2026 08:48 PM (46za5)

78 Governor Goodhair's opinion is unimportant. I'm voting for Paxton.

Posted by: BarelyScaryMary at February 19, 2026 08:50 PM (zuIfz)

79 35
'The current bunch is like a legion of Squeaky Fromme’s out to take their vengeance on the world.'

Here's hoping it stays that way. I'm worried it will be like with Muslim terrorists where they'll occasionally be non-retarded and do some real bloodletting.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at February 19, 2026 08:52 PM (fd80v)

80 FINALLY !

"Trump: Based on the tremendous interest shown, I will be directing the Secretary of War, and other relevant Departments and Agencies, to begin the process of identifying and releasing Government files related to alien and extraterrestrial life, unidentified aerial phenomena (UAP), and unidentified flying objects (UFOs), and any and all other information connected to these highly complex, but extremely interesting and important, matters. GOD BLESS AMERICA!"

Posted by: runner at February 19, 2026 08:52 PM (5ZzAK)

81 Are there even actual bears in Illinois or Indiana? Shouldn't sports teams be named after something native?
Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 08:32 PM (vFG9F)

Chicago Crims?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 19, 2026 08:52 PM (ufFY8)

82 Montalban????
Oh hell, all this time I thought it was Mendalban.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2026 08:54 PM (2WIwB)

83 >>Are there even actual bears in Illinois or Indiana? Shouldn't sports teams be named after something native?

Utah is a mecca of jazz.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2026 08:55 PM (viF8m)

84 That picture of ex-prince Andrew they have at the Daily Mail looks like an otter snuck up behind him.

Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

85 And don't forget the land o' lakes, Los Angeles

Posted by: gKWVE at February 19, 2026 08:56 PM (gKWVE)

86 Montalban starred in a 1949 noir-Border Incident- that is kind of timely with our illegal problem. He was very good in it. Worth seeing if you get the chance.

Posted by: Siskel and Ebert at February 19, 2026 08:57 PM (oftw2)

87 Da Bears leaving Soldier Field is like the Packers leaving Lambeau.

Posted by: davidt at February 19, 2026 08:59 PM (Q+gd/)

88 The Chicago Berenstein Bears!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2026 08:59 PM (wVcYX)

89 *Berenstain

Posted by: gKWVE at February 19, 2026 09:00 PM (gKWVE)

90 84 That picture of ex-prince Andrew they have at the Daily Mail looks like an otter snuck up behind him.
Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 08:56 PM (vFG9F)

Or a surprise colonoscopy.

Posted by: ChristyBlinkyTheGreat at February 19, 2026 09:01 PM (WONhk)

91 Utah is a mecca of jazz.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2026 08:55 PM

Just swap out a vowel.

Posted by: zombie Brigham Young & his 27 wives at February 19, 2026 09:01 PM (0sNs1)

92 The Chicago Teddy Bears was a 1973-4 series, kind of a Mob comedy. John Banner was in the cast and died during that year.

Posted by: I Know Nothing! Nothing! at February 19, 2026 09:02 PM (oftw2)

93 Montalban starred in a 1949 noir-Border Incident- that is kind of timely with our illegal problem. He was very good in it. Worth seeing if you get the chance.

Posted by: Siskel and Ebert at February 19, 2026 08:57 PM (oftw2)

He's also in a good film noir called Mystery Street that is on TCM a lot. He plays a detective solving a murder. It's very technical, like a 1950 CSI.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 19, 2026 09:03 PM (CNl8/)

94 People forget that Rick Perry started off as a Democrat...

Actually, I had sort of forgotten that he existed.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 19, 2026 09:04 PM (Fs0KI)

95 >>zombie Brigham Young & his 27 wives

27 wives is the scariest thing I've ever heard.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2026 09:05 PM (viF8m)

96 That would have been great to be sitting at a dinner across the table with Ricardo. Get his attention, and caress the chair covering while shaking your head disapprovingly. “Naugahyde”

Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2026 09:05 PM (C8TKZ)

97 Rick Perry, coyote killer.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2026 09:05 PM (wVcYX)

98 isekaied to the world you have a 27 wife harem
it's not a male fantasy
it's horror

Posted by: gKWVE at February 19, 2026 09:06 PM (gKWVE)

99 He's also in a good film noir called Mystery Street that is on TCM a lot. He plays a detective solving a murder. It's very technical, like a 1950 CSI.
Posted by: Mark1971

Yes, that one is very good, also.

Posted by: Zombie Siskel And Ebert at February 19, 2026 09:06 PM (oftw2)

100 27 wives is the scariest thing I've ever heard.

27 mothers-in-law.

Posted by: Oddbob at February 19, 2026 09:07 PM (Fs0KI)

101 Milei and Orban cutting up in the back of the class at the Board of Peace conference:
https://tinyurl.com/3hmu655w
Link goes to Xitter
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at February 19, 2026 08:18 PM (zYpTz)

Does Orban speak Spanish? Milei speaks very little English

Posted by: Kindltot at February 19, 2026 09:08 PM (rbvCR)

102 >>27 mothers-in-law.

Imagine the Honey Do list.

The horror. The horror.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2026 09:10 PM (viF8m)

103 >>zombie Brigham Young & his 27 wives

27 wives is the scariest thing I've ever heard.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2026 09:05 PM (viF8m)

It's no Castle Anthrax, that's for certain.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2026 09:10 PM (wVcYX)

104 Brrrrr

Have a “feels like” temp in the low 20s here on the beach. Too cold for a walk. Lucy the Fink is snorting on the couch next to me. Still has a cold.

She’s a right fine fink.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 19, 2026 09:12 PM (A5RD0)

105 Utah is a mecca of jazz.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2026 08:55 PM (viF8m)

And Los Angeles has 10,000 Lakes.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 19, 2026 09:12 PM (4hjRS)

106
zombie Brigham Young & his 27 wives

27 wives is the scariest thing I've ever heard.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2026 09:05 PM

--------

He terrorized them into cheerful obedience.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 19, 2026 09:13 PM (azNOR)

107 I thought it was Ricardo Mendelbaum. My bad.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 19, 2026 09:13 PM (rbvCR)

108 Utah Brine Shrimp
LA Latinx
Chicago Gangbangers

See how easy that is?

Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 09:16 PM (vFG9F)

109 And Los Angeles has 10,000 Lakes.

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 19, 2026 09:12 PM (4hjRS)

And all those clipper ships in the harbor.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 19, 2026 09:17 PM (CNl8/)

110 107 I thought it was Ricardo Mendelbaum. My bad.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 19, 2026 09:13 PM (rbvCR)

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He could get you rich Corinthian leather at wholesale.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 19, 2026 09:18 PM (+HNx/)

111
The Washington Shit Rivers.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 19, 2026 09:18 PM (azNOR)

112 Utah Salt Lickers
Chicago Thugs
Los Angeles Dust

Posted by: Opinion fact at February 19, 2026 09:19 PM (4hjRS)

113 The Washington Shit Rivers.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 19, 2026 09:18 PM (azNOR)

Seattle Fish Tossers

Posted by: Kindltot at February 19, 2026 09:20 PM (rbvCR)

114 "27 wives is the scariest thing I've ever heard.'

The movie Dr Tongue's 3D House of 27 Wives scared the pants off me.

Posted by: Count Floyd at February 19, 2026 09:20 PM (Q+gd/)

115 LA Quakers

Posted by: fd at February 19, 2026 09:20 PM (vFG9F)

116 Utah Brine Shrimp
LA Latinx
Chicago Gangbangers

See how easy that is?
Posted by: fd

Reminds me of the WNBA team names joke I saw..... since all the names were supposed to be related to the NBA team there:

Miami Heat - Miami Hot Flash
Minnesota Timberwolves - Minnesota B....."female canines"

Posted by: mikeski at February 19, 2026 09:21 PM (VHUov)

117 Oooh. Sceddy, kids!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at February 19, 2026 09:21 PM (+HNx/)

118 Since BarelyScaryMary correctly answered my question about the opening riff in Dickey Betts Blue Sky a tribute.

Legion of Mary - Tough Mama

https://tinyurl.com/57exjhvs

Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2026 09:22 PM (viF8m)

119 Fun fact:

The Ricardo Montalban School of Fine Acting is right across the street from the William Shatner School of Fine Acting.

The prank wars between the two schools were legendary.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at February 19, 2026 09:22 PM (ESVrU)

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